3 Scary TRUE Pizza Delivery Horror Stories

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  • Опубліковано 28 січ 2018
  • We all know pizza isn't very good for your health, but sometimes it can be downright deadly... the following 3 stories from reddit users prove that both delivery drivers and customers are at risk of meeting a pizza-based demise. Warning: some of these are deeply disturbing!
    Music by the massively talented Myuuji: / myuuji
    Story 1 - 00:25
    Story 2 - 12:54
    Story 3 - 20:15
    This channel specialises in narrating scary true stories on many different topics: stalkers, the deep web, yanderes, ghosts, road trips, college horror stories, catfish, home invasions, sleep paralysis, hotel experiences, nightmare neighbors from hell, close encounters, dating horror stories, cryptids, skinwalkers, wendigos, all things paranormal and horrific... the list goes on. They are mostly collected from Reddit forums, 4chan and 2chan, as well as from viewer submissions. I also do the occasional creepypasta.
    If you would like to hear more creepy, fear inducing stories then please show your support by liking and subscribing, and until next time, remember: the best things happen in the dark.
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  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade  6 років тому +1453

    Hey Lazy Legion! I'm running a marathon (26.2 miles!!) this April to help teenagers suffering with cancer. I would be so grateful if you sponsored me! Whatever you can spare would be HUGLEY appreciated. Thank you so much, guys. Stay sp00py:
    www.justgiving.com/fundraising/samuelayling

    • @antonvanderbatez6015
      @antonvanderbatez6015 6 років тому +13

      Lazy Masquerade London marathon??? Because I decided that I want to run that literally just today!

    • @eddie9649
      @eddie9649 6 років тому +161

      Lazy Masquerade *i thought you were lazy, you lied to us :(*

    • @PhantomOfDarkness
      @PhantomOfDarkness 6 років тому +13

      one of my favorite topics ever for horror stories! thanks lazy!!

    • @PhantomOfDarkness
      @PhantomOfDarkness 6 років тому +15

      also thats a great cause, thank you so much for being so selfless.

    • @melissalorman5924
      @melissalorman5924 6 років тому +6

      It would be an honor... :)

  • @strangeladae262
    @strangeladae262 6 років тому +2284

    6:44 "He grabs the pizza box from me and throws it to the side."
    The most upsetting part of this whole video for me.

    • @dani238159
      @dani238159 6 років тому +17

      😂

    • @greensanta0666
      @greensanta0666 6 років тому +44

      I feel your pain.

    • @SherylandFam
      @SherylandFam 6 років тому +122

      I know! I am glad she is ok, but that poor pizza...

    • @Agent-Strawman
      @Agent-Strawman 6 років тому +64

      RIP in peace, innocent pizza. You were too pure for this world.
      Press f to pay respects.

    • @sophowomo8014
      @sophowomo8014 6 років тому +6

      Brilliant 👍🏼😂😂🍕⚰️⚱️

  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade  6 років тому +1581

    Pineapple on pizza: the scariest story of them all...

    • @jageo5993
      @jageo5993 6 років тому +2

      Lazy Masquerade yah

    • @Sigyd
      @Sigyd 6 років тому +90

      I'm a walking horror film then.

    • @spicybeantofu
      @spicybeantofu 6 років тому +46

      I love them especially with green peppers and mushrooms

    • @urmaker
      @urmaker 6 років тому +155

      Pineapple belongs on pizza!

    • @Sigyd
      @Sigyd 6 років тому +8

      You tell 'em!

  • @pinkmaggit777
    @pinkmaggit777 6 років тому +551

    "Creepy encounters with old friends" would be an interesting video I think

    • @raelaash4759
      @raelaash4759 5 років тому +27

      Hey giiirl! 😍 How are you doing? I know we haven't talked for a while, but I'd really love to catch up with you and have a little chit-chat!😊
      I wanted to reach out to you because I've been meaning to ask you if you'd like to join me on this new business venture I'm starting!? 👀 💰💰😜

    • @honeypeach2748
      @honeypeach2748 5 років тому +17

      @@raelaash4759 I swear thats how it be though! Lol 😂😂😂

    • @nicolemeneses3323
      @nicolemeneses3323 4 роки тому +1

      Yes please!

    • @CloroxBleach-69420
      @CloroxBleach-69420 3 роки тому +1

      Plz

    • @ihsuya5554
      @ihsuya5554 Рік тому

      yeahh

  • @Clamfries
    @Clamfries 6 років тому +557

    “A big ol’ doggo named bonzo”
    That entire sentence fills my every being with delight

    • @moomaniac2932
      @moomaniac2932 6 років тому

      Vanessa Copeland but then he died

    • @n3cr070
      @n3cr070 6 років тому +22

      Moomaniac lol no he didn't

    • @Clamfries
      @Clamfries 6 років тому +4

      Moomaniac don’t do this to me man

    • @Matt-rm5ir
      @Matt-rm5ir 6 років тому +13

      Moomaniac no he's alive. He said it at the end of the story

    • @Dr170
      @Dr170 5 років тому +5

      How many beings do you have?

  • @MeatLocker
    @MeatLocker 6 років тому +745

    Just quit my pizza delivery job.. How fitting this is.

    • @yvonnemiddleton9985
      @yvonnemiddleton9985 6 років тому +2

      LowCarbPapi holy hell good on ya

    • @jagarcia0705
      @jagarcia0705 6 років тому +3

      Just out of curiosity, what pizza place did you used to work at?

    • @MeatLocker
      @MeatLocker 6 років тому +2

      Nothing worth notice lol. One sketchy delivery that I didn't even bother to get out of the car for. Spooooopy... xD

    • @MeatLocker
      @MeatLocker 6 років тому +2

      I worked at Dominos. Oh, yes we did.

    • @jagarcia0705
      @jagarcia0705 6 років тому +2

      On a unrelated note, I used to work at McDonald's. I left due to lousy pay.

  • @SherylandFam
    @SherylandFam 6 років тому +902

    Your voice is the best for these videos. So calming and makes the videos more interesting.

    • @jacobwilliams1620
      @jacobwilliams1620 6 років тому +19

      Most of these UA-camrs have weird pronunciation and stuff. Lazy has a very satisfying accent.

    • @aluminumspork4641
      @aluminumspork4641 6 років тому +17

      Jacob Williams I personally watch lazy, mr nightmare, and corpse husband and they all have very different voices but the thing is all of their voices match the mood of the video

    • @slainreina9911
      @slainreina9911 6 років тому +3

      Mr. Nightmare has one too
      More soothing though

    • @Clorox649
      @Clorox649 6 років тому

      Sheryl and Bob i dont know about that

    • @danf.3726
      @danf.3726 6 років тому +1

      Sheryl and Bob, Corpse husband...

  • @caitchan8078
    @caitchan8078 6 років тому +410

    I don't know why, but I love it when you put in a short one right at the last couple minutes. I enjoy a Lazy quickie at the end.

    • @grismatics
      @grismatics 6 років тому +34

      [Insert Lenny face]

    • @MeatLocker
      @MeatLocker 6 років тому +10

      ^ Wtf?

    • @KillaBean416
      @KillaBean416 6 років тому +13

      Agreed . The quickies are great . It leaves a lot of room for thought as to why the events happened

    • @kaleyjohnson9735
      @kaleyjohnson9735 6 років тому +9

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @lemonswounge2930
      @lemonswounge2930 6 років тому +8

      um...please look up what a quickie is...

  • @rezachoudhury823
    @rezachoudhury823 6 років тому +1111

    The horror of the stories makes me not want Pizza but that thumbnail...
    *That thumbnail*

  • @marmaladesandwich2028
    @marmaladesandwich2028 6 років тому +275

    Hey Lazy i really like your video's could you make videos about:
    1. Scary Tourist Stories
    2. Scary Eldery Carer Stories
    3. Scary Taxi Stories
    4. Scary School Stories
    😆

  • @JeromeDoyle
    @JeromeDoyle 6 років тому +129

    Hearing these stories makes me realize how many similar realistic situations like these happen and how few people know the worker rights. Such information is free and readily available. Remember viewers, you have the right to refuse apparent unsafe work.

    • @callmewaves1160
      @callmewaves1160 6 років тому +20

      "Menial" jobs like delivery persons/customer service reps seem to have no respect from the general population. People just are disrespectful and sometimes damn right horrid.

    • @Springtime101
      @Springtime101 5 років тому +3

      I'm thinking the same thing. 👍

    • @eosapienrancher4045
      @eosapienrancher4045 Рік тому

      I mean, true, but 90% of these stories are clearly made up.

  • @owenfeye6061
    @owenfeye6061 5 років тому +22

    As someone who worked as a delivery driver, the first story makes me laugh. After that second altercation, I’d literally just refuse to deliver to that address. I’d tell the other driver to take it, or I’d tell my manager about the dude and if they said I was lying I’d go over their head and report them to corporate.

    • @bentonrp
      @bentonrp 2 роки тому +1

      Eat the pizza and never drive to the house.
      Tell the manager, "Nnnoooo, I handed him the pizza, but he said he didn't have any money, and then he just took the food away from me! I don't want to deliver there anymore; he's a conjob...!"

  • @ravenmagpiie
    @ravenmagpiie 6 років тому +113

    The first story pissed me off cus the psycho felt so fucking intitled to that girls attention, body or even life. Makes my skin crawl.

    • @ravenfox926
      @ravenfox926 6 років тому +28

      The boss pissed me off, sending her out at night when it clearly frightened her. At least he mated up and admitted he'd fucked up - probably scared she'd sue his ass for an unsafe working environment.

    • @riddlemuck9941
      @riddlemuck9941 6 років тому +26

      really dude Even if it is, it CAN happen and it does. Guys can be creeps

    • @Diana-dd4dt
      @Diana-dd4dt 6 років тому +12

      Maggie De Witt It’s even scarier because it could literally happen to any girl in that position... That story made me more sad than scared.

    • @Kokopilau77
      @Kokopilau77 6 років тому +9

      really dude it happens. I’ve seen guys creeping out on the poor girl working behind the counter.

    • @KatzeKriegerin
      @KatzeKriegerin 6 років тому +7

      It's even creepier when you realize he thought she was a minor.

  • @SvenskaXSuomi
    @SvenskaXSuomi 6 років тому +420

    Creepy delivery story: the pizza box was empty.

    • @VG02
      @VG02 6 років тому +12

      Just creepy? More like HORRIFYING 🙀💀

    • @TrackerRoo
      @TrackerRoo 5 років тому

      The box was just anchovies

    • @lucianx3509
      @lucianx3509 4 роки тому +4

      Just imagine getting a pizza delivered to you...
      But not in a box...
      No, he gets out of the car and just delivers it to you with his bare hands...

    • @lucianx3509
      @lucianx3509 4 роки тому +3

      The delivery guy gets to your porch and flashes a smile. You see the grease running down his forearm and dripping from his fingertips...
      "Hello sir, is this your pizza sir?" he says. You, standing there in disbelief, slowly nod your head and say "Yeah". He says "Oh okay sir, that'll be $18.99 sir". You pull out your wallet and realize you have no cash on you so you decide to use debit...

    • @lucianx3509
      @lucianx3509 4 роки тому +2

      "Ahh, you are going to use debit sir? Okay sir, let me get my machine sir" he replies. You watch as he puts the pizza down on your table and spends 30 seconds rearranging the pieces. He grabs the debit machine from around his waist and says "Okay sir, that'll be $18.99 sir, plus $4.50 for the debit machine sir".

  • @TrackerRoo
    @TrackerRoo 5 років тому +16

    First story reminds me of this woman I picked up when I was a taxi driver a few years ago. Worked from 6pm to about 3am, the busy shift for us because the city buses quit running at 6pm, the drivers are all union and the cost effectiveness just wasn't there to run them all the time. So our company would always get a bunch of calls from people needing rides home, or out to run errands and what not. I picked up this lady who chatted the whole drive, saying how cute I was and asking about me. It's a very customer oriented job so I couldn't just tell her to shut up, so I did my best to be friendly. She exited the cab, gave a wave and was off on her way. The guy who was ride sharing with her, as they came from the same place and were going to the same area, commented that the woman really wanted me. I turned and said it was awkward and weird, we shared a laugh about it and I dropped him off after he covered his share of the fare.
    The woman called the company a lot after that night. Requesting me to be her driver. With how busy we were most of the time the dispatcher would just say she was out of luck because I had other rides on the other side of town, or wasn't working that night. Which gave her my schedule so she only started calling nights I worked. Every time she'd luck out and get me as a driver she'd just make the whole trip awkward, talking about how she wanted to travel around and how I could go with her and how cute and nice I was. It got to the point where all three dispatchers who worked shifts during the days I did noticed how obsessive she was about it. It seemed she'd call and waste time telling them all these things, about how nice I was and how she liked me and didn't want another driver. My usual dispatcher, Belle who worked most of the nights I worked, with James who worked my first night and Peter who was a day shift dispatcher who would leave just as I would come in to start, all told me on separate occasions that it was weirding them out. Peter made a joke out of it, James was pretty done with it and Belle asked if I wanted to just have those rides sent to other drivers. I told her I was done with the lady because it was super evident that she was obsessed.
    She called all the time, scheduled her rides hours in advance and always talked about me. Trying to get my number from the dispatchers or find out anything else she could that I didn't tell her during the trips I drove her. Other drivers laughed about it, but I didn't find it funny. For a while I had to remind myself she didn't have a car and couldn't stalk me beyond her interactions with the company. Another male driver ended up with her where the process repeated and she'd call in asking for him, his number and all that. The dispatchers had enough at that point and we black listed her. Refusing all service to the creepy stalker lady.

    • @l.m.d.4084
      @l.m.d.4084 Рік тому +2

      Insane double standard. If a man was harassing a woman like that he'd already have a restraining order and the law on him. Disgusting how she got away with that behaviour for so long.

  • @Sigyd
    @Sigyd 6 років тому +306

    WHAT? He won't smash me? DARN.

  • @kylemccarter5919
    @kylemccarter5919 6 років тому +8

    I worked as pizza delivery driver years back. Got an order out way out on the sticks, 15 miles. Guy said he knew he was out of our range but would give a $20 cash tip, so I jumped at it. I drive all the way out there and it takes about 30 mi. I get to the house and its a farmhouse with farmland all around it and the house is at least 1/4 from the road but acres of land around it. At this point, nothing is off or seems weird, when I get to the house I step out of my car and something hits like a ton of bricks. It is dead silent, and I mean DEAD, nothing, not even a flea fart. As I hunt in the woods with my father, there is never this level Dead Silence happens naturally. This makes all my hair on my body stand on end, sends a shiver up my spine and I get this overwhelming feeling that someone or something is watching me.
    I walk up to the door an knock, the guy opens a few seconds and looks at me and can see I'm uncomfortable. At this point my sense are talking in my ear "something is wrong!" but this feeling isn't coming from the guy, it's coming from behind me. He looks me as asks me "you ok..." as I'm about to respond to him his face changes to a look of pure terror!!!! As he reaches to the left in the doorway, he says in a tone ill never forget, not yelling, just a flat "GET DOWN!!!!!" I go limp and fall to my left still with the pizza in my hands. He pulls out an Ar-15, aims it behind where I was standing and starts firing round after round!!!! I hear a guttural roar behind me. I roll over and there is a black bear lumbering over to us about 30 or 40 ft away. The guy says in that tone "GET INSIDE" I crawl inside and he slams the door shut.
    the black bear is still roaring that guttural sound, its clear Steve (the guy I was delivering the pizza to) hit it a few times. He says "The phone is on the wall, hold 1 and tell them Jango came back!" I got to the phone and hit one a ring or two a guy says "Hey Steve hows it going, Pizza get there yet?" in a cheery voice I say "this is the delivery driver, Steve said to say Jango came back" he responded with "Hang on man, were on are our way" I go back to the front door Steve says the bare was off to the right and we could hear it groning still. About 10 min later 4 trucks come flying up the driveway. Steve pulled out a big spotlight uses it to get their attention and then aim it at the bear. the trucks rolled up to it and we could see it was on the ground an not going anywhere. one guy pulls out a shotgun and yells "Heads up" and fires. and hit it in the head and dropped it.

    • @sebastianviuf
      @sebastianviuf 5 років тому +2

      Kyle McCarter Guess they had alot of encounters with Jango before you came by.

    • @lorenchinavare504
      @lorenchinavare504 3 роки тому

      Pizzerias don’t typically deliver to houses that far away unless they are friends of the owner

  • @whatevericouldntthinkofaus3534
    @whatevericouldntthinkofaus3534 6 років тому +35

    if it wasn't for that goodie twoshoes kid they would've been dead

  • @StarGazer3261997
    @StarGazer3261997 6 років тому +15

    As I’m making change, he says,
    “Where’s my drink?”
    “What..drink..?”
    “My diet Dr. Kelp 😠 ..I CAN’T HAVE MY PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK”

    • @lorenchinavare504
      @lorenchinavare504 3 роки тому

      Lily Fawn I unfortunately got that situation in real life

  • @moiddestroyinginfidel
    @moiddestroyinginfidel 6 років тому +156

    6:34 HES A NICE GUY, WHOOP THERE IT IS

    • @theinfidel9587
      @theinfidel9587 6 років тому +8

      Lonesome Queen thank you for making me laugh in the middle of a scary story.

    • @TTFGJAZZ
      @TTFGJAZZ 6 років тому +5

      I LITERALLY JUST HIT THAT TIME AND LAUGHED

    • @danielocampo4022
      @danielocampo4022 6 років тому +4

      Sorrow tv

  • @genericdude3554
    @genericdude3554 6 років тому +30

    'Peter Parker walks in'
    *PIZZA TIME*

  • @zacharykieler
    @zacharykieler 6 років тому +517

    Thank God the dog survived I didn't want to break down crying.

    • @vincentvandogh2294
      @vincentvandogh2294 6 років тому +27

      pussy

    • @Alex-km9uw
      @Alex-km9uw 6 років тому +44

      Me too, I don't care about stupid humans but DON'T TOUCH THE PETS!!

    • @DrHappy-hk4hl
      @DrHappy-hk4hl 6 років тому +27

      Alyssa In This Gig Dot Com You're a human,that's not healthy.

    • @Alex-km9uw
      @Alex-km9uw 6 років тому +30

      Dr.Happy2000 I'm not human, I'm a possum...but you're right, it's unhealthy to be human, they're the only living being stupid enough to destroy the planet they're living on, animals are a thousand times more precious.

    • @DrHappy-hk4hl
      @DrHappy-hk4hl 6 років тому +7

      Alyssa In This Gig Dot Com No you're a human,and their not more precious,just because you have social anxiety or are asocial doesn't mean anything. Humans are more intelligent and have evolved more witch would mean we are more important biologically,your feeling for animals don't mean anything compared to logic and science

  • @teatime33
    @teatime33 6 років тому +174

    Omg I love this channel just for stories like this, Mr.Nightmare and Chills are also good but Lazy Masquerade is my favorite!

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  6 років тому +13

      Those 2 are the OGs as I recall, haha. I'm glad you enjoy the content so much! :D

    • @fondilmabols7781
      @fondilmabols7781 6 років тому +11

      RoseDiMeco101 chills is horrible his voice sounds like he's been awake for 3 days and is being forced to read.

    • @riawally5627
      @riawally5627 6 років тому +6

      RoseDiMeco101 ...Chills sounds like hes talking (like a valley girl/SoCal surfer)...while taking a shit. "This is whennn I say Goodbyeeee" lol😉

    • @yazipancha20
      @yazipancha20 6 років тому +7

      Mr Nightmare’s stories are soooo creepy and scary, but Lazy’s are so interesting and can be watched with ease at any time of the day 😂

    • @stlouie88
      @stlouie88 6 років тому +2

      All you guys are wack! It’s all about Corpse Husband

  • @volkswizard5897
    @volkswizard5897 6 років тому +101

    Good luck on your Marathon Lazy! And loved the video as always 👌🤘

  • @jasonwalker7729
    @jasonwalker7729 6 років тому +6

    I was once a closing driver for Dominos. There definitely is a huge risk involved when delivering at night. Especially around midnight at some house out in the middle of nowhere.

  • @lyricsong8713
    @lyricsong8713 6 років тому +86

    Dude you posted this video and we literally just ordered pizza😂😂love u💕

    • @MysteriumArcanum
      @MysteriumArcanum 6 років тому +1

      here's hoping you don't end up posting a story that could potentially end up in a sequel to this video.

  • @Sentria
    @Sentria 6 років тому +140

    "Actually I won't smash you..." noooo I want to be smashed! 😂😂😂

    • @alyssakramer0214
      @alyssakramer0214 5 років тому

      Mood rn lol

    • @alyssakramer0214
      @alyssakramer0214 5 років тому

      I told my bf that he said mmm babe plz I will

    • @abbeyan9284
      @abbeyan9284 4 роки тому +4

      @@alyssakramer0214 shut up kid

    • @PlatoonGoon
      @PlatoonGoon 3 роки тому +4

      @@abbeyan9284 I cringed so hard I'm going to need medical extraction of my chin from my neck.

  • @callmewaves1160
    @callmewaves1160 6 років тому +30

    *sees Lazy Masquerade upload* *makes tea and settles in for some good listening*

  • @iainronald4217
    @iainronald4217 6 років тому +6

    Here's one for you guys from my old days of delivering pizzas. I was working for a local pizza start-up in my crime-ridden small Saskatchewan town. The owners were all employees of a large chain that used to be there. The truth was less that they figured out a winning pizza recipe and more that they learned the perfect forgery of this other companies pizza as a final way to flip them off for closing down.
    I was fat and unemployed so I'd play wii, get a call, drop it off, play wii, etc. 3 in the afternoon I get a call to deliver to this local bar. This place was hot and happening-----in the 50's, now it was desperation, welfare city. It has had a steady amount of murders committed in the bar, the hotel above and in the vacinity beteeen the eighties and now. But I'm from the city, as odd as it to say I was used to the crime by this point and grabbed the pie and headed over. All and all from the time I put my remote/numchuck down and the time I arrived at the bar I was taking it to, was 7 minutes. So imagine my surprise when I walk into this bar and start calling out for pizza, and some rough bearded, partially aboriginal guy starts cussing about it being late. I politely apologized on behalf of the company and assured him the pizza is here now. Well the guy doesn't take it well. He pulls out a horse-cock sized serraded hunting knife and before I can do anything he holds it to my throat. This shorter white guy comes over and stands as backup so if I retaliate I won't make it more than an inch. The guy with the knife is cussing up a storm, every swear word in the book saying "I WAITED 35 MINUTES FOR THE PIE, I AM NOT PAYING! WHAT'S MORE VALUABLE? YOUR LIFE OR THE PIZZA I ORDERED?" I've never been afraid of death, to me it just meant relief that I wouldn't have to keep struggling to survive, and having faced a lot of situations like this before I just calmly looked him in the eye and said "No money, no pie. You don't pay I walk." Don't ask me how I planned to walk with a knife to my throat and a guy ready to pounce but that's what I said. After a five minutes the guy was perfusely sweating. He handed the knife over to the shorter guy who held it at my nose because he couldn't reach my throat, as the main guy searched his velcro wallet. He threw his wallet at a slots machine and said "I aint got 32$ for the *explotitive* pie! *exploitive* what can we do?" Me, still saying "no money, no pie" was no help to them, but i was standing firm. Finally the shorter guy said "We've already threatened him, better dispose of him," "ok, ok, let's do it." the main guy said, shaking to get up the courage to do it. Finally the bartender who had been observing from a far, just resting on his arm---actually more like sleeping on it throws up his hand "I don't want a death in here, we just redid the place, jesus guys," he sighs and opens the register handing me a 50. I give the bartender the pizza and the bartender says "free pizza to everyone in the bar!" and I walk out the side door, reeling from what just happened.

  • @yvonnemiddleton9985
    @yvonnemiddleton9985 6 років тому +38

    Oh hell no this is why i carry mace

  • @ProperBird
    @ProperBird 5 років тому +3

    There's a reason girls weren't allowed to deliver pizzas where I worked, these sorts of odd characters would still pull into the shop itself from time to time and invite us to come with us or ask for a girl specifically to come and deliver. They were always refused.

  • @AcidGlow
    @AcidGlow 5 років тому +64

    *Never accept surprise pizza..* ✅😨

    • @ryanlesner4716
      @ryanlesner4716 3 роки тому

      You are right the pizza could have cyanide on it.

    • @D-me-dream-smp
      @D-me-dream-smp 3 роки тому +2

      Never accept food from strangers is a life mantra I swear by.

    • @LadyAstarionAncunin
      @LadyAstarionAncunin Рік тому

      I'm too paranoid to. I think about the episode of The X-Files about the vampires, where the pizza deliveryman laced the pizza in order to get Agent Mulder to pass out so he could suck his blood.
      (Don't believe in vampires, obviously, but) I'd think that someone could poison or drug it.

  • @oislike0
    @oislike0 6 років тому +47

    Could use a pizza right now to be honest

  • @grbookworm1984
    @grbookworm1984 6 років тому +15

    Lazy, I really love your videos! If you're taking any suggestions, what about doing stories about the mafia/mob?

  • @Schizocrates
    @Schizocrates 6 років тому +15

    Lazy uploads on a bad skool day
    *table* *slam* THANK YOU

  • @JediBunny
    @JediBunny 6 років тому +8

    I love the dark road at night videos to go along with these... they add a stark beauty to what’s desperately creepy otherwise!

  • @jackiejackiebootysmackie
    @jackiejackiebootysmackie 6 років тому +299

    Woo-hoo love love when lazy uploads. That voice.

  • @kenshirofistofthenorthstar4596
    @kenshirofistofthenorthstar4596 6 років тому +24

    Does anyone else save these videos and watch them before they sleep?

  • @rose-hv6ir
    @rose-hv6ir 6 років тому +3

    You are one of the few horror story channels that really get the watcher immersed in the story. And your voice suits each story so well!

  • @zish4k
    @zish4k 6 років тому +95

    feel like eating pizza now

    • @ashleyjohansson230
      @ashleyjohansson230 6 років тому +2

      I got fried chicken, far better

    • @zish4k
      @zish4k 6 років тому

      Ashley Johansson i dunno, i cant eat chicken on its own, has to be with some chips or something

    • @ashleyjohansson230
      @ashleyjohansson230 6 років тому

      fried chicken with fries and beans

    • @rustyshackleford5668
      @rustyshackleford5668 6 років тому

      THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA FOR YOU AND ME

    • @iiplaya
      @iiplaya 5 років тому

      Ashley Johansson ew..

  • @zacharykieler
    @zacharykieler 6 років тому +239

    The guy in the first story got what he deserved. May he burn in hell

    • @imquitefondofgeckos446
      @imquitefondofgeckos446 6 років тому +12

      Unless it’s fake

    • @ashleyjohansson230
      @ashleyjohansson230 6 років тому +25

      Yeah god created a rapist and murderer knowing that he'd actually have victims before even creating him and punished him for doing something god knew was going to happen, sounds legit.

    • @imquitefondofgeckos446
      @imquitefondofgeckos446 6 років тому +9

      Ashley Johansson chill

    • @jaysynclendenning388
      @jaysynclendenning388 6 років тому +13

      Chaabar Yakal oh bloody hell, one of YOU. look mate, do us all a favor. Let us keep on keeping on, and you go pray to your imaginary friend in the sky. There are a shit ton of deities that we can all choose to believe in or not. Stop forcing "god" down people's throats. Trust me, your "God" would not approve of your actions according to Christian scripture.ifyou want to act like Christian, do so. Stop selecting random messages just so you can puff your chest.

    • @jaysynclendenning388
      @jaysynclendenning388 6 років тому +3

      Chaabar Yakal anytime you feel froggy EUNUCH, jump in the pond. I'm from Philly. Look me up.

  • @adorablysinister2251
    @adorablysinister2251 6 років тому +14

    I was having a bad day, until now

  • @taylorcoley6329
    @taylorcoley6329 6 років тому +1

    YES!! These types of stories craigslist horror stories and forest stories are literally the best keep it up bro!

  • @angietoledo8547
    @angietoledo8547 6 років тому +69

    My husband was gone for the week and i was alone. It was 10pm and I was hungry. So I ordered pizza♡ when it arrived, I cracked the door open. This guy is just staring at me with the reciept in his hand. I grab it and sign. Hand it back to him and all the while, he is just staring. Blank face. No expression. No words. .
    I ask for my pizza and he isn't moving. He is looking at me hard like he is really thinking about moving. So I just reach out and grab my pizza. Say thank you. Dude still just looking at me in the eyes.
    I shut the door and lock it. If he would have made any false moves. He would have a bullet in him because he probably didn't think I was carrying. But I was. Still scary though. No one wants to have to protect themselves like that. Pizza should be a happy experience lol

    • @sstephkate86
      @sstephkate86 6 років тому +16

      Meowtasic Asmr jesus thats a bit over reaction lol. Blow some poor bastards balls off for bringing you pizza.

    • @ejhumphreys554
      @ejhumphreys554 6 років тому +7

      Kitty Meow Meow lol for real

    • @orangekid7870
      @orangekid7870 6 років тому +10

      Maybe he's reconsidering his life because he's working a shitty job.

    • @teresahowick5197
      @teresahowick5197 5 років тому +1

      ‘Muricans

    • @MercyVale
      @MercyVale 5 років тому

      D: What if he was just waiting for a tip?

  • @jayteeinari6009
    @jayteeinari6009 6 років тому +18

    Holy, saw “posted one hour ago” and got hella pumped :D

  • @daphuc1730
    @daphuc1730 6 років тому +4

    Just found out about this channel and I've been binge-watching the vids. Cheers m8!

  • @haleyingram6523
    @haleyingram6523 6 років тому

    I recently just started tuning into your channel and I’m absolutely blown away! I love your channel and can’t wait to see more from you ☺️

  • @leonlummis84
    @leonlummis84 6 років тому +4

    Yet again another great video from the man. Keep up the good work bud.

  • @PhantomOfDarkness
    @PhantomOfDarkness 6 років тому +164

    pizzr.

  • @Bublio53
    @Bublio53 6 років тому +11

    And this is why pizza delivery is one of the few jobs I will never look into... no matter how desperate I may be. Right next to working at a gas station.

    • @psychedeliclion1692
      @psychedeliclion1692 5 років тому +2

      @BurningStoners Not worth getting held hostage to. And the money is not that good all the time lol. I know for experience. Guess all that marijuana messed up your head bad

  • @keeleymonster3992
    @keeleymonster3992 6 років тому +1

    Just got off work and just in time for a new video from Lazy Masquerade! Love your voice and thanks for sharing Lazy! :)

  • @anonymous-td1hu
    @anonymous-td1hu 6 років тому

    Awesome stories Lazy and great narration as always. Yours is one channel that ALWAYS delivers excellent content.

  • @HatsuneInku
    @HatsuneInku 6 років тому +17

    Don't let these stories scare you too badly, if you're looking for a job that pays surprisingly well for low education, pizza delivery can be 20+ dollars an hour.

    • @JenIsHungry
      @JenIsHungry 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao nah. This is the bs they try to peddle so people deliver but in reality you're making well below minimum wage and they are hoping you get enough tips to make it count.

    • @HatsuneInku
      @HatsuneInku 4 роки тому +1

      @@JenIsHungry I've worked in pizza for 6+ years, tf are you on about?

    • @missfortunez3737
      @missfortunez3737 4 роки тому

      @@HatsuneInku some pizza places pay no where near 20+ an hour complete bs🤦‍♂️

    • @HatsuneInku
      @HatsuneInku 4 роки тому

      @@missfortunez3737 The tips homie 😑

    • @missfortunez3737
      @missfortunez3737 4 роки тому

      @@HatsuneInku still bs only way to get a 20 dollar tip is if u r delivering in a rich neighborhood or delivering to a person with no sense or is a good boi

  • @pamelaharrington3838
    @pamelaharrington3838 6 років тому +6

    No more ordering pizzas!!!! Just get frozen pizzas from Walmart and cook at home

  • @prodbyjibbstantegabi
    @prodbyjibbstantegabi 6 років тому

    This is one of the best channel recommendations i ever had lve been watching you for a year now and every video is just interesting and good, thats what i call good quality content :)

  • @gisellesandoval1163
    @gisellesandoval1163 6 років тому

    You know I've tried exploring other channels to see if they're any good... but I just keep coming back to this yours :) Keep up the great work!

  • @nateangell9671
    @nateangell9671 6 років тому +13

    “You never know if people ordering pizza late at night if people want pizza or something else” lmao tf you mean people eat dinner id think it’s more normal to deliver a pizza at night than late morning lol

    • @Road_Work_Ahead
      @Road_Work_Ahead 6 років тому +3

      Nate Angell you'd think so, right? You'd also be very surprised at how many people order pizza right when the store opens. It's almost as popular as dinner time ordering.

  • @tyrabanks4head221
    @tyrabanks4head221 6 років тому +43

    Im glad the dog survived😥

  • @bjhore1479
    @bjhore1479 6 років тому

    I started dying of laughter when a Panago pizza ad popped up in the middle of the video. Anyway I love your videos man and I think its really awesome your doing that marathon, good luck!

  • @missjaninejoy
    @missjaninejoy 6 років тому

    If you could only see the way I was smiling when the alert for a new video came through. Thank you, for doing what you do. You have no idea as how happy you make some of us. ❤️

  • @SilviaNorales
    @SilviaNorales 6 років тому +5

    YES. The Dog is okay!!!

  • @courtno787
    @courtno787 6 років тому +26

    It's a good thing that guy died and can't hurt anymore people. He got what he deserved.

    • @spicybeantofu
      @spicybeantofu 6 років тому

      Courtny No right

    • @courtno787
      @courtno787 6 років тому +2

      Oh well, at least there's a decent conclusion.

    • @moomaniac2932
      @moomaniac2932 6 років тому

      Courtny No no, what the fuck.

    • @descants4699
      @descants4699 6 років тому +2

      The Dweeb EVEN if it is fake I'm pretty sure something like this actually occurred in real life knowing this world.

    • @ElFreakinCid
      @ElFreakinCid 5 років тому +2

      Why the fuck would anyone even call it fake? Are there seriously people that desperate to believe shit like that doesn't happen?

  • @eliasbischoff176
    @eliasbischoff176 6 років тому +1

    Hey lazy. Great video. I haven't been into the spooky stuff too much lately, but I think that'll change soon. Anyway could you make some concert and festival horror story video if you find any? I would love to creep out my friends next summer when we go to a festival

  • @enlightenedrenegade472
    @enlightenedrenegade472 6 років тому

    That first one... damn... Lazy, your voice makes these videos soo much better. And the production quality! I gotta give you mad props, bro.

  • @ladylionXOX
    @ladylionXOX 6 років тому +151

    YAAAS, the pizza delivery stories are back! 🍕

  • @kinghorror2196
    @kinghorror2196 6 років тому +17

    I dropped everything when I saw the new upload.

    • @sophowomo8014
      @sophowomo8014 6 років тому

      Is This It hope you wasn’t holding a pizza.....

  • @1onebee951
    @1onebee951 6 років тому

    Great video, happy to see you putting more up more frequently. Keep doing what you do good sir. Thank you

  • @anfelvainwitstond143
    @anfelvainwitstond143 6 років тому

    hey lazy, this vid was 2 days ago but nows my birthday and its a good gift :^)) your voice is aweso me , you earned a sub !

  • @jaywilliams9294
    @jaywilliams9294 6 років тому +8

    Number 1: When they forgot the BBQ dip

  • @dashingtherouxthesnow4017
    @dashingtherouxthesnow4017 6 років тому +13

    I've still never forgotten the day Lazy pinned my comment on a video. Still in my heart

  • @squishygerbil2455
    @squishygerbil2455 3 роки тому

    Just finished all of mr nightmares videos and yt lead me here to this channel. It's hard getting into a new voice but I'm slowly getting sucked in ! New sub😊

  • @sararalstin5749
    @sararalstin5749 6 років тому

    Thankful for the video and happily donated to your cause! Wishing you all the best in your marathon and preparations. :)

  • @rhiannonjohns2213
    @rhiannonjohns2213 4 роки тому +22

    Me casually hitting on pizza girl trying to get a discount:
    The story she tells her coworkers:

  • @bobthompson4319
    @bobthompson4319 4 роки тому +3

    when someone is on hood of your car you need to do a reverse J turn fast and hard. so they fly off the hood. if someone is at your car door or window turn the steering wheel all the in the direction away from the side they are standing on and reverse hard. this will possibly run them over with the front wheels.

  • @Riko1980
    @Riko1980 6 років тому

    Lazy's vid thumbnails usually send trickles of tiny icy shivers through me , but in a good way. However this one just made me wish I checked my notifications earlier so I could have ordered a chicken deep pan pizza to enjoy whilst listening to this so that my night could be pretty much complete :).

  • @cottonlatte
    @cottonlatte 5 років тому +1

    Before I moved out of state with my fiancé I used to listen to Lazy Masquerade all the time. Now that we’ve just moved into our new apartment and got settled I’ve stared up listening to him again. This channel feels like home 🖤❤️

  • @DangarooWriter
    @DangarooWriter 4 роки тому +3

    I ordered pizza and went on UA-cam to pass the time, and this was the first recommended video 😬

  • @cadillacdeville5828
    @cadillacdeville5828 6 років тому +47

    When you think your day couldn't get any better...Lazy UPLOADS!

    • @liluzigang5021
      @liluzigang5021 6 років тому

      Cadillac Devill good one where did you learn that from

  • @nyirobiojulu3743
    @nyirobiojulu3743 6 років тому

    Another great video Lazy keep up the good work and good luck in your marathon

  • @Rob_V_W85
    @Rob_V_W85 6 років тому

    You never fail to deliver great content. Keep up the good work man.

  • @fidur2
    @fidur2 6 років тому +7

    I've been craving pizza for over a week. And now you upload this.
    Damn you Lazy, I'm really hungry now.

  • @bayleef2143
    @bayleef2143 6 років тому +4

    As i have to work at pizza ranch after school. Thx for the stories

  • @coldwhispers9187
    @coldwhispers9187 6 років тому

    So happy to have found you again Lazy! Missed hearing you read the stories you find.🎃🍻

  • @Melanie0724
    @Melanie0724 6 років тому

    Loved the video, as always :-) best of luck Lazy with the marathon!!

  • @tmgg_fxded5355
    @tmgg_fxded5355 6 років тому +10

    Ah nothing better than Whataburger, a milkshake, and a notification from Lazy😍😍

  • @kzh2313
    @kzh2313 6 років тому +8

    Was about to order a pizza...why did I watched this video first😭

  • @alanaralston
    @alanaralston 6 років тому

    You are the first narrator I ran across on youtube. You're still my favorite, I love the sound of your voice.

  • @Slyshibe
    @Slyshibe 6 років тому +2

    Made my Monday!
    Also good look on your marathon

  • @GoBuddieGo
    @GoBuddieGo 6 років тому +10

    Perfect to listen to while I play Monster Hunter.

  • @AshlynneSTV
    @AshlynneSTV 6 років тому +75

    I’m sexually harassed at work every time I work. So that’s a horror story.

  • @Retr0Kid
    @Retr0Kid 6 років тому

    Love your channel Lazy! Would love to have some more spoopy detective stories, just a suggestion.

  • @therealwaltewhite
    @therealwaltewhite 2 роки тому +1

    I don't know if I believe stories like these but I love the story telling and this is a great channel and honestly great job !

  • @user-gw1qx4bh6d
    @user-gw1qx4bh6d 6 років тому +4

    Love it! Not even watched yet👽

  • @TakeshixStudios
    @TakeshixStudios 6 років тому +8

    That first story was on Reddit and we got to talk to the lady who posted it

    • @sensarmy
      @sensarmy 4 роки тому +1

      link the post

  • @IudiciumInfernalum
    @IudiciumInfernalum 6 років тому

    Yes Lazy, more content please. I particularly enjoyed the last installment of Unsolved Mysteries: Solved. Would love another vid like that.

  • @BlindRabbitThings
    @BlindRabbitThings 6 років тому

    My favorite story time youtuber! You keep me up scared shitless!

  • @woodlyn_elf
    @woodlyn_elf 6 років тому +3

    I'm so glad the dog lived!!

  • @midknight315
    @midknight315 5 років тому +4

    Tobey Maguire in the chat be like: PIZZA TIME!

  • @laserbear9984
    @laserbear9984 6 років тому +1

    Loved it! your the best Lazy!!

  • @ChaoticNeutralGoth
    @ChaoticNeutralGoth 6 років тому

    Your videos are unintentional ASMR to me. I always get sleepy because your voice is so calming