lmao "she poured me a glass of Coke Zero" that ALMOST sounds like product placement xD should've added "it was super cool and refreshing. Just what I needed..."
@@char8999 Honestly, same. When it got to the part about leaving the kid in a motel room with some dude, i was all "please no please no please no-" "turns out that the guy in the motel was an undercover officer" "Oh THAnk god! The husband and relatives not taking the mom seriously is stupid and dangerous.
I've had a man in a truck stop in front of my house drunk as can be and blaring music at 1am. He just sits there and me and my husband live out in the boonies. I've called the cops multiple times but they never show up. Turned out the man in the truck who was watching my house is the son of a cop in town. I've recently bought a gun for protection. If the cops won't help us we won't be helpless.
They can’t do anything until a crime has been committed dude. (I’m basing my comment off the rules/laws/procedures of America, if you live somewhere else…my point still stands, but the technical rules might be different.) If they immediately arrested people based off accusations alone, how often do you think lunatics would abuse that to ruin/complicate the lives of people they don’t like? Plus, if departments had their officers stop and question every single person that a petty ex/disgruntled employee/jealous partner(etc) leveled a stalking and/or psychological “harassment” accusation at- they would literally have NO TIME to do more important work. Or worst case scenario of all, it would significantly *bog down the response time* of officers even MORE than it already is in many places (particularly densely populated cities). Wouldn’t that be a cruel irony? You fight to change the rules, for officers to be REQUIRED to “do something” for every single accusation (despite no crime being committed)… and one day, your stalker actually attacks you- and you tragically end up dying…because it took an hour or more for the now *severely overburdened police department* to FINALLY have a free officer to respond to your 911 call?🤣🤦♀️ _{Because in case you didn’t know, by policy, EMS is typically NOT allowed to go into an unsecured, violent crime scene/location -until there’s an officer/s on scene to “clear” it. So the emergency personnel won’t be put at risk of walking into an ambush and/or become hostages.}_ I know this is a very old comment and I hope you’ve already done this- but just in case you haven’t… Try looking into *why things are, the way they are,* before speaking on things you know nothing about. Instead of just contributing to spreading incorrect, misunderstood and worthless *”social media platitudes”.* Be the solution, not a part of the continuous problem.👍
@@glorygloryholeallelujah If there’s obvious proof of stalking and threats then they should be arrested 🤣 nobody said anything about “allegations”. Continue being part of the problem then.
I know a woman like that. Unfortunately, her family still believes she can change. But, even if she wasn't an addict, I think she would still be selfish and do anything to get what she wanted.
i pulled into the lot in my 2011 honda civic then checked my samsung galaxy to check the time it was 10:07 and this knocked me into panic mode.. it was pass my bedtime
Hey Lazy! Thanks for having me in the video with you! It was fun collaborating with you again. We will have to find a good time to livestream together soon - it was a lot of fun listening in the other day. I also have a project that I think you might like to help me with if you can! Thanks again for being awesome and for all your content! And thank you everyone else who have supported me - new and old alike! Happy Valentine's Day!
javier hernandez Toast.toast Thank you very much! Feedback is feedback and I always expect a good amount of flack. But the thing is is that so long as I keep getting better and people like Lazy, Be.Busta, Corpse and others continue to believe in me I know that I'm going to just keep getting better. So thank you for your comment - it means a lot and it is very much appreciated!
@NoFun Allowed You can buy carbon steel blades off Amazon. You don't even need to be over 18. Sure, the blade is blunted, but mine is still pretty heavy and would seriously injure someone if I attacked them with it.
A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and galloped out of the bar, knocking over a few tables
After the reveal of the sister trying to leave a kid with a random stranger for drugs, I'm very curious on how the dad and mother reacted to that one, especially in light of her initially trying to use her nephew in that way.
Anyone else here cringe when they heard the guy compare BDSM to Fifty Shades Of Grey? Also, she called him Sir and they weren't even together, and how thirsty she was for him after a short time?
The Miss Misfortune its an automatic red flag if they call you by those names without you being together in one form or another that’s just not how it works 😬
Well, considering she wanted to murder him, is it really that strange that she would call him sir and get him going as fast as possible so that she could get him to meet her as soon as possible?
@@sorayaalcyone2726 Yeah. I saw a meme that said that the only reason it's romantic is because the guy is rich. If he were living out in the sticks, it'd be an episode of Criminal Minds.
I've been legit "hiding on my property" stalked by the last 3 people I met on Plenty of Fish. Needless to say: I deleted my profile years ago. That website is a maniac magnet.
I do always enjoy listening to those who've had a Gacy story. I discovered that my uncle actually lived a few houses away from Gacy and my mom attended his execution. My mom and Uncle also were able to watch the demolition of his house.
I really like to listen to your voice-overs while I paint, I don't know why, but it helps it so that I don't get so worked up while painting. It doesn't make sense, but thank you!
You really have fun doing this, don't you? It's is always fun to go to the very end of the story just to see what kind of a witty turn you might have. I am always amazed at the young people who are looking for love over the internet. The old fashioned way has worked for hundreds of thousands of years, and it's still the best way. It always reminds me of that country song, "Looking for love in all the wrong places!" Sometimes what you are looking for is standing right next to you. Keep up the awesome story telling!!!
Today I learned Lazy has the most delightful laugh as well as a brilliant voice for narrating! Thank you for creating your videos, I quite enjoy them :)
I found out recently that some of my friends never existed and was some insecure girl, I even dated one of those 'other personalities' of her's. Its not too creepy/ scary but it is unsettling a bit. Should I tell the full story?
im just saying if you ever produced any tshirts with your "the best things happen... in the dark" slogan i'd buy like 10 you're easily my favorite youtuber
I've been finding it hard to sleep but when I came across your channel last week I've been enjoying listening to your video's.. at night and now I've been getting a good sleep.. so thank you .. loved the bloopers 🤣🤣🤣
Found your channel a few months ago and I’m hooked! I am watching old episodes and landed on this one. Was wondering if there was an update on the Plenty of Fish story at the end? Thanks
Your voice is so serious and deep... Then at the end it's hyper and high pitched! You should do more voice stuff like voice acting or something! I struggle to listen to these spooky stories if I don't like the persons voice but yours is so spooky and clear too so I can hear everything properly, makes the experience so much better!!💀
I should send you my story, it's pretty psychologically disturbing and scary, and the only time i have been afraid for my life. And i also had my most overpowering experience during this time. All i have to say is i'm glad i didn't pull the trigger.
actually the true BDSM relationship is 50 shades of grey there are people who live that lifestyle its not rape. I personally know people who live in a relationship like this its not rape or abuse at all
+Hannah LeClair No. Its not. Christian was the only person getting what he wants. the contract is supposed to be 50/50 not one sided. The contract was incorrect and he is abusive
+Madoka Stop dying and End Suffering if both of the people agree to it, it's not rape. She agreed, she wasn't drugged or under any influence. She agreed. So it's not rape. No matter how stupid or weird or what ever it is.
I love u so much I can't believe how far you have come and I love your videos I listen to them in the shower, sleeping, doing chores anything thanks so much for being yourself and making these videos to make us your subscribers awesome
"I have been single for 8 months now" I have been single for 18 years soon, and I am 18 soon. :D Still not wanting to get into a relationship, not desperate to have anyone! :D
I do love your videos to be sure, Although when most atories end with "And i never told anybody about it" always makes me think that its fictitious and i have a little angry moment to myself. That being said - keep up the good work my friend
Yeah, I feel you on that point. I think even as a kid I would have told somebody, or at least as I got older I would have felt the need to share it since it's a hell of a story to tell. But it was a good one so I included it, and I hope that it isn't fictitious.
+Lazy Masquerade Ah yes that's so true. either way it's a good story. Almost sounds cruel to hope that it's true but that's what makes it extra scary as you say 😊
love listening to the stories seeing as i love scary stories. Grew up reading horror books and watching horror movies with my mom before she passed. hope to see more new stories posted. p.s love ur accent. :)
Bruh the end of the video go crazy I love it 😭 “helll no”
8 років тому+4
Every weekend, I make my girlfriend and I a homemade pizza. Since we still enjoy entertainment and making an entire pizza from scratch takes a bit of time, we've practically made it a tradition to put the volume on max and listen to your videos while we make pizza. It's thrilling each time, especially when we listened to your scary pizza delivery horror stories. Keep posting!
OMFG that's the lowest of low to trade your own nephews innocence for a hit of smack. I'm horrified, that poor kid would be traumatized for life. How selfish. Thank Christ the guy was an undercover cop and not a sicko that would do unthinkable things to a child
lmao "she poured me a glass of Coke Zero" that ALMOST sounds like product placement xD should've added "it was super cool and refreshing. Just what I needed..."
Kenshi0909 that reminded me of zombieland when the guy poured his neighbor mountain dew code red lma
Hassan Sattar no kidding I paused the vid and got up and got a zero now just because of that
this is a year old but idc it's hilarious. Anyways LMAO
I read that just in the second he said that
It's a good drink of choice
creepy.... creepy... kinda scary...*SUDDEN COKE ZERO COMMERCIAL* .....creepy again....
COKE ZERO the thing that is the biggest word in the comments
None of these where creepy of scary.... BUT SPOT ON WITH THE COMMERCIAL
I hope they paid him for advertising it haha
"turns out that the guy in the motel was an undercover officer"
Me: oh thank god...
The fucking horrible smacked up junkie witch.
I was so worried for the child, like police dont worry about her, save the kid and arrest her! Until I heard that.
I said the same thing...
I honestly did the same thing
@@char8999 Honestly, same. When it got to the part about leaving the kid in a motel room with some dude, i was all "please no please no please no-" "turns out that the guy in the motel was an undercover officer" "Oh THAnk god! The husband and relatives not taking the mom seriously is stupid and dangerous.
the first one is the craziest coke zero commercial ever
Robert Hitchcock lol 😂
Robert Hitchcock ikr 😂
Thank you made my day lmao
Lol
Well.. I bought it...
It's insane how someone can stalk and threaten you but the police refuse to do anything until its too late.
I've had a man in a truck stop in front of my house drunk as can be and blaring music at 1am. He just sits there and me and my husband live out in the boonies. I've called the cops multiple times but they never show up. Turned out the man in the truck who was watching my house is the son of a cop in town. I've recently bought a gun for protection. If the cops won't help us we won't be helpless.
You gotta kill them first. Don’t become a statistic.
as a stalker, im glad
They can’t do anything until a crime has been committed dude.
(I’m basing my comment off the rules/laws/procedures of America, if you live somewhere else…my point still stands, but the technical rules might be different.)
If they immediately arrested people based off accusations alone, how often do you think lunatics would abuse that to ruin/complicate the lives of people they don’t like?
Plus, if departments had their officers stop and question every single person that a petty ex/disgruntled employee/jealous partner(etc) leveled a stalking and/or psychological “harassment” accusation at- they would literally have NO TIME to do more important work.
Or worst case scenario of all, it would significantly *bog down the response time* of officers even MORE than it already is in many places (particularly densely populated cities).
Wouldn’t that be a cruel irony? You fight to change the rules, for officers to be REQUIRED to “do something” for every single accusation (despite no crime being committed)… and one day, your stalker actually attacks you- and you tragically end up dying…because it took an hour or more for the now *severely overburdened police department* to FINALLY have a free officer to respond to your 911 call?🤣🤦♀️
_{Because in case you didn’t know, by policy, EMS is typically NOT allowed to go into an unsecured, violent crime scene/location -until there’s an officer/s on scene to “clear” it. So the emergency personnel won’t be put at risk of walking into an ambush and/or become hostages.}_
I know this is a very old comment and I hope you’ve already done this- but just in case you haven’t…
Try looking into *why things are, the way they are,* before speaking on things you know nothing about.
Instead of just contributing to spreading incorrect, misunderstood and worthless *”social media platitudes”.*
Be the solution, not a part of the continuous problem.👍
@@glorygloryholeallelujah If there’s obvious proof of stalking and threats then they should be arrested 🤣 nobody said anything about “allegations”. Continue being part of the problem then.
Great video you two! Love hearing collabs :)
Corpse u awesome 😊
hi corpse
post more narrations, jerk!
+Malena Elizabeth go screw yourself. You don't know what is going on his personal life. Don't be so demanding.
+Roxanne Klink it was a friendly joke love. be more positive and feel better. xo
Thanks to Eden for narrating 2 of these stories! Check her out via the links in the description.
I came a little when I saw the length of this video, and lazy I thank you for that
+Lazy Masquerade i love you happy valentines day :)
🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈
✨my dear✨
🌹🎩🎩🎩🌹
🌹🎩🎩🎩🌹
🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩
🌹😊😊😊🌹
😊💗😊💗😊
💗😊😊😊💗
😊💗💗💗😊
🌹😊😊😊🌹
💎💎happy💎
🎶valentine's
🎁day🎁🎁🎁
🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔
🌹🎶Happy🎶🌹
/ Valentines day /
💛🎈🎈🎈🎈💛
💛s🎀s ㅡ 🎩 💛
💛s😍s🌹 😍💛
ㅡ👋🌟-🌟👇ㅡ
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~with my all 🌹~
bro you must have a scarey life and are you gay are no because you siad my husband
+Xavier Baldwin I'm not gay I love scary stories from lazy
The second story be like "Where did he come from, where did he go, where did he come from, drunk, axe wielding hobo"
Mixeshu That’s the point.
Under appreciated comment right here!
🤣❤️
LMAO
"she poured me a cold glass of coke zero"
That, in itself is a horror story.
Bob Bobbington AMENNN
Top 10 signs you have bad peers
#1 having people offering you coke zero
Bob Bobbington I agree I tried Coke Zero recently. It's back to Diet Coke for me.
Coke zero is waaaaaaay better then diet coke
@@ratedcensored8166 you know what's better than both of those? Diet Dr. Pepper.
'Just like 50 Shades of Grey!'
If that book is your intro to BDSM, I feel sorry for you.
Thank you! It's not real BDSM. It's alarming how many people are duped by it.
That's the true horror
Honestly
Thank you
I wrote something similar to this and i got crap for it but the good thing that now listeners are more open to actual commentary
I hope that family disowns their daughter who tried to sell the kids for heroin. I wouldn't never let her in the family again.
Thinking about that, how could she do that to her own brother's child? Like shes his aunt!
Sadly it sounds like they easily made excuses for her so I wouldn't be surprised if they did so again.
I know a woman like that. Unfortunately, her family still believes she can change. But, even if she wasn't an addict, I think she would still be selfish and do anything to get what she wanted.
"She poured me a cold glass of coke zero."
You're not the only one lol
The killer lit his cigarette with a zippo lighter
Then took a mouthfull of coors lite
Then looked at his Rolex
i pulled into the lot in my 2011 honda civic
then checked my samsung galaxy to check the time
it was 10:07 and this knocked me into panic mode..
it was pass my bedtime
I pulled out a 2014 Dixon Ticonceronga pencil, started writing on my Notepad Brand Paper note pad.
+SixtyNinety then I took my five-star paper that was on sale at Walmart out
Some bloopers at the end, if that sort of thing tickles your fancy.
It certainly does tickle my fancy.
my fancy is indeed tickled
Mmmmmmmm.. thx 😉
I tickled
+Lazy Masquerade Thanks for the vid man!!!!!
"I have a sword!"
"Haha! and i have a knife!"
hmmm i wonder who would win in a fight? lol
That's some Jeff the killer logic that guy has
+Rachel Srisouvanh the sword because it's longer
+FireBlaster Studios I know right LOL
How about a fight in a small compartment? Ex. A small box. Im sure the knife would win lol
She would win if she started the fight by saying "You thin' tha's a knoife?" -pulls out sword- "Now tha's a knoife."
"I have a sword" "I have a knife" .... did that boy not understand the sword has more reach and thus would kill him first?
I don't think he believed her. I would have loved to see him come in and be like, "Oh sh*t you actually have a sword!?"
well i have COKE ZERO
swordbrine omg you are a baller now pass it over here I'm thirsty
I HAVE A CHAINSAW
I have hands ;-;
Last Story "Ive been single for 8 months"
Honey, I've been single from the day I was born.
Swag
+Chloe Relatable
Thanks, tiny college student that happens to be friends with bears.
Same
😂😂😂😂😂
I'm spending my Valentine's Day in the best way possible - single, gaming, listening to this and eating.
Me too
Amen to that!
Same xD
How'd you know!
You guessed what I did today
Hey Lazy! Thanks for having me in the video with you! It was fun collaborating with you again. We will have to find a good time to livestream together soon - it was a lot of fun listening in the other day. I also have a project that I think you might like to help me with if you can! Thanks again for being awesome and for all your content! And thank you everyone else who have supported me - new and old alike! Happy Valentine's Day!
I know you get a lot of negative feedback but I think that you are really good and keep doing what you're doing.
You did a great job. 👍🏻
javier hernandez Toast.toast Thank you very much! Feedback is feedback and I always expect a good amount of flack. But the thing is is that so long as I keep getting better and people like Lazy, Be.Busta, Corpse and others continue to believe in me I know that I'm going to just keep getting better. So thank you for your comment - it means a lot and it is very much appreciated!
+Eden I also found you very good. I even gave you a sub XD.
Solid Serpent Oh thank you! I appreciate it and your support!
"Since her last master died in a car accident" had me like:
*NOPE, nuh-uh, get outta there! MASSIVE RED FLAG FOR YA!*
Lol the girl grabbed a sword off her wrack to defend herself with, thats awesome!! XD
"Fuck off I have a sword"
"Blooperinos" :D
Poppomatic64
ha I have a knife
@NoFun Allowed You can buy carbon steel blades off Amazon. You don't even need to be over 18. Sure, the blade is blunted, but mine is still pretty heavy and would seriously injure someone if I attacked them with it.
The one with the heroin addict sister-in-law is truly scary. If she were my daughter, I'd definitely want nothing more to do with her after that.
Bewilderbeastie
I'm sure I would be contacting the prosecution to ensure she would stay there forever
A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and galloped out of the bar, knocking over a few tables
wtf lol
+blue wolf you took the words right out of my mouth.
+MW3 Veteran lol
+Matthew Punk 2012 wtf
why did this make me laugh XD
lazy masquerade and chill, anyone?
Yea
Hell yehh
xD
Yass but only if we can Be.busta and relax😂
+shane nelson (shanen50) ;)!
His little laugh at the end was the cutest thing ever lol.
“She poured me a glass of Coke Zero” reminded me so much of the scene from Death Note when he had a potato chip 😂
*epic potato chip eating*
Thanks for make us single people much better after hearing those stories
true
ikr lol
forreal
+Adrian Villanos egzaktly xD
Thank you for adding bloopers again! Always hilarious. It's lovely to get a glimpse of your off-duty side. Take care.
She whispered through the glass : "THIS IS MY SWAMP"
open the door baby (slowly pushes lock button) nope lol
Lmao
Riley Henry xD
I love the added bloopers!!
my boyfriend's brother has one hell of subway kidnapping story. It had a happy ending as his friends saved him
Danielle Barks submit the story to Lazy!!
it is not my story to tell, so I will leave it up to him to decide if he wants to share his experience one day
Danielle Barks I have two hostage stories, among many other insane stories....
Danielle Barks Can i see it 0.0
Sensation Al I wanna hear em 0.0
After the reveal of the sister trying to leave a kid with a random stranger for drugs, I'm very curious on how the dad and mother reacted to that one, especially in light of her initially trying to use her nephew in that way.
Anyone else here cringe when they heard the guy compare BDSM to Fifty Shades Of Grey? Also, she called him Sir and they weren't even together, and how thirsty she was for him after a short time?
Yes!! 50 sog isn't BDSM, it's...a master class in an abusive relationship, written by someone whose writing style is painful, stupid and uninformed.
The Miss Misfortune its an automatic red flag if they call you by those names without you being together in one form or another that’s just not how it works 😬
I wrote something similar to this and i got crap for it.
Well, considering she wanted to murder him, is it really that strange that she would call him sir and get him going as fast as possible so that she could get him to meet her as soon as possible?
@@sorayaalcyone2726 Yeah. I saw a meme that said that the only reason it's romantic is because the guy is rich. If he were living out in the sticks, it'd be an episode of Criminal Minds.
The way the first story mentions "a cold glass of Coke Zero" makes it seem like one long, twisted Coke Zero advertisement.
Considering how 2016 went, I'm sure Alex hit her up again.
He sounds like a nice guy, he probably got a text back. XD
Chris Leigh we’re past that now don’t worry🙏
@@DawoodMuzaffar welcome to 2020, where you get arrested for hanging out with your friends lmao
@@DawoodMuzaffar
The year 2020: HA! Hahahahahahahaha!!!
Will there be updates on the last story Lazy?
Time will tell :)
+Lazy Masquerade XD excited!!
I think that person should get a gun rather than a knife....Bang..Bang...No more Killer2Coming4u :)
Hoping that guys still alive to update his news lol
Hell yeah! I wish luck on this person.
Eden is a welcome addition, she really puts in good vibes for the female part of the stories.
Her voice is cringe as all hell. She tries way too hard and again it's just cringe.
I've been legit "hiding on my property" stalked by the last 3 people I met on Plenty of Fish. Needless to say: I deleted my profile years ago. That website is a maniac magnet.
your accent is so relaxing man I swear lol
Your voice is so perfect for these stories! I can always can count on these stories to make me scared or smile :D
I do always enjoy listening to those who've had a Gacy story. I discovered that my uncle actually lived a few houses away from Gacy and my mom attended his execution. My mom and Uncle also were able to watch the demolition of his house.
Does anyone else 'Like/Thumbs Up' before the stories even start???
yes
yup, shared it on Facebook too.
Why not?
All. The. Time. 😂
Y. oldies. .. 😂
the picture of the skeletons kissing in the thumbnail is so cute lmao
+Rachel Waltrip Undying love I guess.
+Rachel Waltrip There's a pretty cute clip of some skeletons at the very end of the video.
I wouldn't exactly call it.. well 'cute'...
ikr xD
Who are you to judge the love of the deceased.
I really like to listen to your voice-overs while I paint, I don't know why, but it helps it so that I don't get so worked up while painting. It doesn't make sense, but thank you!
"I have a sword" is one of the most simultaneously threatening and nonthreatening things one can hear.
Lol first story was a Coke Zero commercial
Who needs a Valentine when you've got lazy?
Right?!
Lol right
aye😂
me 😢
you look pretty hot.... just sayin
You really have fun doing this, don't you? It's is always fun to go to the very end of the story just to see what kind of a witty turn you might have. I am always amazed at the young people who are looking for love over the internet. The old fashioned way has worked for hundreds of thousands of years, and it's still the best way. It always reminds me of that country song, "Looking for love in all the wrong places!" Sometimes what you are looking for is standing right next to you. Keep up the awesome story telling!!!
dude, i dont know how im only discovering your channel now, but i wish i found it a long time ago, you tell these stories so well
Today I learned Lazy has the most delightful laugh as well as a brilliant voice for narrating! Thank you for creating your videos, I quite enjoy them :)
I found out recently that some of my friends never existed and was some insecure girl, I even dated one of those 'other personalities' of her's. Its not too creepy/ scary but it is unsettling a bit. Should I tell the full story?
You should tell it!
Wow that's tough bro yeah tell it either send it to lazy or make a video on your channel.
Do It
tell the story please
imshadowsdragon yasss
Re: Story #1....I don't always fall into a death trap in the middle of nowhere. But when I do, my friend gives me a Coke Zero.
Happy Valentine's day. Thanks for another great video, Lazy!
Feel the bern!
+Caldaripilot nice spelling bro
+max lorman I'm pretty sure it was a pun...
+Alma Tapia how was it is a pun?
+max lorman I'm not even sure anymore...
"I've made the decision in my head that my own survival took president over the need for sex."
...THIS is what makes us human. ^.^
I Love the collaborations with Eden!
The bloopers killed me 😂
Friend 1: You wanna grab a beer tonight?
BDSM Guy: Sorry man, I'm all tied up
Me: Yeah, Valentines Day stories are fairly safe-
*Lazy mentions Ontario*
Me: ...oh no
I listen to these when I study and your bloopers just made me choke on water, so funny. Thanks for the awesome videos!
Discovered your channel about 4 hours ago and have been watching ever since. Thanks for the entertainment!
im just saying if you ever produced any tshirts with your "the best things happen... in the dark" slogan i'd buy like 10
you're easily my favorite youtuber
Coke Zero...that product placement yo
I'm depressed as hell, and Lazy's bloopers made me genuinely smile.
Jaded and Empty :: well that’s always good. At least it was the bloopers and not the stories that made you “genuinely smile.” 😂
I'm addicted to the true narratives
I've been finding it hard to sleep but when I came across your channel last week I've been enjoying listening to your video's.. at night and now I've been getting a good sleep.. so thank you .. loved the bloopers 🤣🤣🤣
Who else is single watching this
me
me
Me ;(
We can all be lovers
I'm single :(
"Hey, hey kid! Check out my awesome chair!"
I'm sorry but the mental image makes me laugh :'D
B-bu-but what if I wanted to get possessed by Abaddon?!
Cadence Wallace THEN LET HIM, HAHAHAHAHAH
Found your channel a few months ago and I’m hooked! I am watching old episodes and landed on this one. Was wondering if there was an update on the Plenty of Fish story at the end? Thanks
i literally hate the stories where something happens and they decide not to say anything. #sostupid
Hold on, that junkie and her friend try to kipnap the wife's son, and her husband gives HER shit?! Divorce him.
I'm glad this is how I'm spending my last hour awake watching this. Valentines Day; forever alone!! And I don't mind
This makes me glad I got married young
LAZY YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE UA-camR thanks for making it easier in life for me hope you have a good life mate you deserve it
Your voice is so serious and deep... Then at the end it's hyper and high pitched! You should do more voice stuff like voice acting or something! I struggle to listen to these spooky stories if I don't like the persons voice but yours is so spooky and clear too so I can hear everything properly, makes the experience so much better!!💀
The scariest part of Valentine's Day is not getting a gf, even if all your friends do
+Lazy Masquerade quite a lady killer eh Lazy
+Lazy Masquerade LOL
+Lazy Masquerade You sir are a goddamn gentleman
+Lazy Masquerade Lmaooo
That's me you're talking about.
I should send you my story, it's pretty psychologically disturbing and scary, and the only time i have been afraid for my life. And i also had my most overpowering experience during this time. All i have to say is i'm glad i didn't pull the trigger.
edgy
ghost Did you use a heated screwdriver, or are you to hardcore. Tell me more.
ghost DAMN that's pretty hardcore.
+Jimi Hawk Well glad your still here. Never pull the trigger. Its not worth it
Fodgit spooner
Ughh I promise not all bdsm people are this creepy XD
They're still freaks.
I believe you.
They don't use 50 shades as an example or BDSM either.
I second that, 99% are just regular people who like unusual sex and stuff
Those Blooperinos made my morning. Love you, Lazy!
Enjoyed Edens story telling please have her do more. Thanks for the storytelling.
I have a sword
Hahaha I have a knife
😂😂
Emily_ Davidson7 :: “haha, I have a knife. Twinsies!” 😂
50 Shades of Grey isn't BDSM. It's rape. Just saying.
actually the true BDSM relationship is 50 shades of grey there are people who live that lifestyle its not rape. I personally know people who live in a relationship like this its not rape or abuse at all
It's only rape if they don't consent
+Fanatic Proxy Also kind of jealous of the person in #11. I can barely pass as female.
+Hannah LeClair No. Its not. Christian was the only person getting what he wants. the contract is supposed to be 50/50 not one sided. The contract was incorrect and he is abusive
+Madoka Stop dying and End Suffering if both of the people agree to it, it's not rape. She agreed, she wasn't drugged or under any influence. She agreed. So it's not rape. No matter how stupid or weird or what ever it is.
I listen to these stories going to sleep
me to
SAME
same
+Loui *slowly lowers sunglasses* the fuck?!
+BearHoggy slowly plays xbox
I love u so much I can't believe how far you have come and I love your videos I listen to them in the shower, sleeping, doing chores anything thanks so much for being yourself and making these videos to make us your subscribers awesome
I listen to these everyday on my way home it's relaxing like a podcast
"I have been single for 8 months now" I have been single for 18 years soon, and I am 18 soon. :D Still not wanting to get into a relationship, not desperate to have anyone! :D
Siri lol, I know right? I find that funny. Going on 17 years single 👌🏼
Almost in a 3 yr relationship
you arent tricking anyone
ChiyanGamer xD what if they ur own gender
Good for you bud!
This shit is why im a loner!
I do love your videos to be sure,
Although when most atories end with "And i never told anybody about it" always makes me think that its fictitious and i have a little angry moment to myself.
That being said - keep up the good work my friend
Yeah, I feel you on that point. I think even as a kid I would have told somebody, or at least as I got older I would have felt the need to share it since it's a hell of a story to tell. But it was a good one so I included it, and I hope that it isn't fictitious.
+Lazy Masquerade Ah yes that's so true. either way it's a good story. Almost sounds cruel to hope that it's true but that's what makes it extra scary as you say 😊
love listening to the stories seeing as i love scary stories. Grew up reading horror books and watching horror movies with my mom before she passed. hope to see more new stories posted. p.s love ur accent. :)
Bruh the end of the video go crazy I love it 😭 “helll no”
Every weekend, I make my girlfriend and I a homemade pizza. Since we still enjoy entertainment and making an entire pizza from scratch takes a bit of time, we've practically made it a tradition to put the volume on max and listen to your videos while we make pizza. It's thrilling each time, especially when we listened to your scary pizza delivery horror stories. Keep posting!
Haha, awesome. Glad you enjoy!
Do you know what's scary....
This video hasn't loaded for me yet 😱😱
29:08 That's my wallpaper on Chrome. :P
I’m not sure why “fuck off, I’ve got a sword” made me laugh but god it did 😂
The bloopers are great. Your laugh kills me. It makes me want to laugh, too, by itself!
"I have a sword"
"Heh. I have a knife"
I have a pen
"I've got a jar of dirt~!"
"i've got a sword!" - most weeaboo threat ever
And I got a stand
on the alex story i literally at one point said aloud "okay now thats fucked up" and my co workers all looked at me
OMFG that's the lowest of low to trade your own nephews innocence for a hit of smack. I'm horrified, that poor kid would be traumatized for life. How selfish. Thank Christ the guy was an undercover cop and not a sicko that would do unthinkable things to a child
Your bloopers are really cute and funny! Makes me stay till the very end of every single video just in case there are some