12 Scary TRUE Horror Stories - Valentine's Day Special

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  • @ChaoticAnamnesis
    @ChaoticAnamnesis 8 років тому +1679

    lmao "she poured me a glass of Coke Zero" that ALMOST sounds like product placement xD should've added "it was super cool and refreshing. Just what I needed..."

    • @blushfaerie
      @blushfaerie 8 років тому +43

      Kenshi0909 that reminded me of zombieland when the guy poured his neighbor mountain dew code red lma

    • @Elwayphx
      @Elwayphx 6 років тому +9

      Hassan Sattar no kidding I paused the vid and got up and got a zero now just because of that

    • @catwhip3816
      @catwhip3816 6 років тому +3

      this is a year old but idc it's hilarious. Anyways LMAO

    • @seba-uu4tl
      @seba-uu4tl 6 років тому +2

      I read that just in the second he said that

    • @Account_Not_Applicable
      @Account_Not_Applicable 6 років тому +2

      It's a good drink of choice

  • @LeetaMaybe
    @LeetaMaybe 8 років тому +564

    creepy.... creepy... kinda scary...*SUDDEN COKE ZERO COMMERCIAL* .....creepy again....

    • @swordbrine6498
      @swordbrine6498 7 років тому +18

      COKE ZERO the thing that is the biggest word in the comments

    • @A_Strawberry
      @A_Strawberry 5 років тому

      None of these where creepy of scary.... BUT SPOT ON WITH THE COMMERCIAL

    • @wayno8293
      @wayno8293 4 роки тому +1

      I hope they paid him for advertising it haha

  • @thevenetianharper924
    @thevenetianharper924 8 років тому +911

    "turns out that the guy in the motel was an undercover officer"
    Me: oh thank god...

    • @dhuh1627
      @dhuh1627 8 років тому +75

      The fucking horrible smacked up junkie witch.

    • @meggiemills3602
      @meggiemills3602 6 років тому +68

      I was so worried for the child, like police dont worry about her, save the kid and arrest her! Until I heard that.

    • @nikkiangel4751
      @nikkiangel4751 5 років тому +16

      I said the same thing...

    • @char8999
      @char8999 5 років тому +11

      I honestly did the same thing

    • @LittleWerewolfPlushie
      @LittleWerewolfPlushie 5 років тому +44

      @@char8999 Honestly, same. When it got to the part about leaving the kid in a motel room with some dude, i was all "please no please no please no-" "turns out that the guy in the motel was an undercover officer" "Oh THAnk god! The husband and relatives not taking the mom seriously is stupid and dangerous.

  • @krematorsk2831
    @krematorsk2831 8 років тому +1008

    the first one is the craziest coke zero commercial ever

  • @kaleallerion595
    @kaleallerion595 8 років тому +316

    It's insane how someone can stalk and threaten you but the police refuse to do anything until its too late.

    • @Dee-oi6dx
      @Dee-oi6dx 5 років тому +29

      I've had a man in a truck stop in front of my house drunk as can be and blaring music at 1am. He just sits there and me and my husband live out in the boonies. I've called the cops multiple times but they never show up. Turned out the man in the truck who was watching my house is the son of a cop in town. I've recently bought a gun for protection. If the cops won't help us we won't be helpless.

    • @monotonepeach
      @monotonepeach 4 роки тому +10

      You gotta kill them first. Don’t become a statistic.

    • @pa4o93ir49
      @pa4o93ir49 4 роки тому +6

      as a stalker, im glad

    • @glorygloryholeallelujah
      @glorygloryholeallelujah 3 роки тому +7

      They can’t do anything until a crime has been committed dude.
      (I’m basing my comment off the rules/laws/procedures of America, if you live somewhere else…my point still stands, but the technical rules might be different.)
      If they immediately arrested people based off accusations alone, how often do you think lunatics would abuse that to ruin/complicate the lives of people they don’t like?
      Plus, if departments had their officers stop and question every single person that a petty ex/disgruntled employee/jealous partner(etc) leveled a stalking and/or psychological “harassment” accusation at- they would literally have NO TIME to do more important work.
      Or worst case scenario of all, it would significantly *bog down the response time* of officers even MORE than it already is in many places (particularly densely populated cities).
      Wouldn’t that be a cruel irony? You fight to change the rules, for officers to be REQUIRED to “do something” for every single accusation (despite no crime being committed)… and one day, your stalker actually attacks you- and you tragically end up dying…because it took an hour or more for the now *severely overburdened police department* to FINALLY have a free officer to respond to your 911 call?🤣🤦‍♀️
      _{Because in case you didn’t know, by policy, EMS is typically NOT allowed to go into an unsecured, violent crime scene/location -until there’s an officer/s on scene to “clear” it. So the emergency personnel won’t be put at risk of walking into an ambush and/or become hostages.}_
      I know this is a very old comment and I hope you’ve already done this- but just in case you haven’t…
      Try looking into *why things are, the way they are,* before speaking on things you know nothing about.
      Instead of just contributing to spreading incorrect, misunderstood and worthless *”social media platitudes”.*
      Be the solution, not a part of the continuous problem.👍

    • @briasandifer210
      @briasandifer210 2 роки тому +3

      @@glorygloryholeallelujah If there’s obvious proof of stalking and threats then they should be arrested 🤣 nobody said anything about “allegations”. Continue being part of the problem then.

  • @CorpseHusband
    @CorpseHusband 8 років тому +912

    Great video you two! Love hearing collabs :)

    • @Josephlunar824
      @Josephlunar824 8 років тому +10

      Corpse u awesome 😊

    • @user_fake
      @user_fake 8 років тому +6

      hi corpse

    • @autumn5193
      @autumn5193 8 років тому +5

      post more narrations, jerk!

    • @roxy918
      @roxy918 8 років тому +12

      +Malena Elizabeth go screw yourself. You don't know what is going on his personal life. Don't be so demanding.

    • @autumn5193
      @autumn5193 8 років тому +10

      +Roxanne Klink it was a friendly joke love. be more positive and feel better. xo

  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +405

    Thanks to Eden for narrating 2 of these stories! Check her out via the links in the description.

    • @gabe8907
      @gabe8907 8 років тому +4

      I came a little when I saw the length of this video, and lazy I thank you for that

    • @emilymadhatter1276
      @emilymadhatter1276 8 років тому +4

      +Lazy Masquerade i love you happy valentines day :)

    • @locomexican105
      @locomexican105 8 років тому +2

      🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈
      ✨my dear✨
      🌹🎩🎩🎩🌹
      🌹🎩🎩🎩🌹
      🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩
      🌹😊😊😊🌹
      😊💗😊💗😊
      💗😊😊😊💗
      😊💗💗💗😊
      🌹😊😊😊🌹
      💎💎happy💎
      🎶valentine's
      🎁day🎁🎁🎁
      🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔
      🌹🎶Happy🎶🌹
      / Valentines day /
      💛🎈🎈🎈🎈💛
      💛s🎀s ㅡ 🎩 💛
      💛s😍s🌹 😍💛
      ㅡ👋🌟-🌟👇ㅡ
      💛🎉🎉🎉🎉💛
      ~with my all 🌹~

    • @xavierbaldwin7182
      @xavierbaldwin7182 8 років тому

      bro you must have a scarey life and are you gay are no because you siad my husband

    • @locomexican105
      @locomexican105 8 років тому

      +Xavier Baldwin I'm not gay I love scary stories from lazy

  • @BRGSS084
    @BRGSS084 8 років тому +292

    The second story be like "Where did he come from, where did he go, where did he come from, drunk, axe wielding hobo"

  • @HobLobbington
    @HobLobbington 8 років тому +949

    "she poured me a cold glass of coke zero"
    That, in itself is a horror story.

    • @BrookelleBlasphemy
      @BrookelleBlasphemy 7 років тому +10

      Bob Bobbington AMENNN

    • @uninspiredhaven7893
      @uninspiredhaven7893 6 років тому +26

      Top 10 signs you have bad peers
      #1 having people offering you coke zero

    • @patriciacramer4366
      @patriciacramer4366 5 років тому +6

      Bob Bobbington I agree I tried Coke Zero recently. It's back to Diet Coke for me.

    • @ratedcensored8166
      @ratedcensored8166 5 років тому +14

      Coke zero is waaaaaaay better then diet coke

    • @thefacebehindthemask7007
      @thefacebehindthemask7007 5 років тому +9

      @@ratedcensored8166 you know what's better than both of those? Diet Dr. Pepper.

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 8 років тому +517

    'Just like 50 Shades of Grey!'
    If that book is your intro to BDSM, I feel sorry for you.

    • @realmissrosenoir
      @realmissrosenoir 5 років тому +66

      Thank you! It's not real BDSM. It's alarming how many people are duped by it.

    • @vanawolfy
      @vanawolfy 5 років тому +33

      That's the true horror

    • @A_Strawberry
      @A_Strawberry 5 років тому +10

      Honestly

    • @annlake6654
      @annlake6654 5 років тому +8

      Thank you

    • @LePetitDoll
      @LePetitDoll 4 роки тому +11

      I wrote something similar to this and i got crap for it but the good thing that now listeners are more open to actual commentary

  • @seangildersleeve1270
    @seangildersleeve1270 8 років тому +178

    I hope that family disowns their daughter who tried to sell the kids for heroin. I wouldn't never let her in the family again.

    • @meggiemills3602
      @meggiemills3602 6 років тому +12

      Thinking about that, how could she do that to her own brother's child? Like shes his aunt!

    • @Hahanohahano
      @Hahanohahano 5 років тому +7

      Sadly it sounds like they easily made excuses for her so I wouldn't be surprised if they did so again.

    • @hummingbirdcake1902
      @hummingbirdcake1902 5 років тому +5

      I know a woman like that. Unfortunately, her family still believes she can change. But, even if she wasn't an addict, I think she would still be selfish and do anything to get what she wanted.

  • @ladylionXOX
    @ladylionXOX 8 років тому +631

    "She poured me a cold glass of coke zero."

    • @bwdoggrooming4482
      @bwdoggrooming4482 8 років тому

      You're not the only one lol

    • @tommyatkins2527
      @tommyatkins2527 8 років тому +13

      The killer lit his cigarette with a zippo lighter
      Then took a mouthfull of coors lite
      Then looked at his Rolex

    • @JuanPablo-rg8zj
      @JuanPablo-rg8zj 8 років тому +17

      i pulled into the lot in my 2011 honda civic
      then checked my samsung galaxy to check the time
      it was 10:07 and this knocked me into panic mode..
      it was pass my bedtime

    • @sixtyninety
      @sixtyninety 8 років тому +11

      I pulled out a 2014 Dixon Ticonceronga pencil, started writing on my Notepad Brand Paper note pad.

    • @Jbo37
      @Jbo37 8 років тому +4

      +SixtyNinety then I took my five-star paper that was on sale at Walmart out

  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +960

    Some bloopers at the end, if that sort of thing tickles your fancy.

  • @GrayGoosey1134
    @GrayGoosey1134 8 років тому +652

    "I have a sword!"
    "Haha! and i have a knife!"
    hmmm i wonder who would win in a fight? lol

    • @__lowkeycrayz__6185
      @__lowkeycrayz__6185 8 років тому +45

      That's some Jeff the killer logic that guy has

    • @danielganong2557
      @danielganong2557 8 років тому +20

      +Rachel Srisouvanh the sword because it's longer

    • @__lowkeycrayz__6185
      @__lowkeycrayz__6185 8 років тому +3

      +FireBlaster Studios I know right LOL

    • @aroundmeph1145
      @aroundmeph1145 8 років тому +10

      How about a fight in a small compartment? Ex. A small box. Im sure the knife would win lol

    • @huxleyable
      @huxleyable 8 років тому +37

      She would win if she started the fight by saying "You thin' tha's a knoife?" -pulls out sword- "Now tha's a knoife."

  • @IceQueen975
    @IceQueen975 8 років тому +356

    "I have a sword" "I have a knife" .... did that boy not understand the sword has more reach and thus would kill him first?

    • @rjai5003
      @rjai5003 7 років тому +56

      I don't think he believed her. I would have loved to see him come in and be like, "Oh sh*t you actually have a sword!?"

    • @swordbrine6498
      @swordbrine6498 7 років тому +41

      well i have COKE ZERO

    • @somethingcool9010
      @somethingcool9010 7 років тому +2

      swordbrine omg you are a baller now pass it over here I'm thirsty

    • @Antinatalism-ok
      @Antinatalism-ok 6 років тому +2

      I HAVE A CHAINSAW

    • @3ocoloco
      @3ocoloco 6 років тому +1

      I have hands ;-;

  • @artmarjuduchain
    @artmarjuduchain 8 років тому +1743

    Last Story "Ive been single for 8 months"
    Honey, I've been single from the day I was born.

  • @jwlgoesfishing
    @jwlgoesfishing 8 років тому +127

    I'm spending my Valentine's Day in the best way possible - single, gaming, listening to this and eating.

  • @studioeden2
    @studioeden2 8 років тому +211

    Hey Lazy! Thanks for having me in the video with you! It was fun collaborating with you again. We will have to find a good time to livestream together soon - it was a lot of fun listening in the other day. I also have a project that I think you might like to help me with if you can! Thanks again for being awesome and for all your content! And thank you everyone else who have supported me - new and old alike! Happy Valentine's Day!

    • @javi5810
      @javi5810 8 років тому +7

      I know you get a lot of negative feedback but I think that you are really good and keep doing what you're doing.

    • @mlgquickscopernamedomarwil9409
      @mlgquickscopernamedomarwil9409 8 років тому

      You did a great job. 👍🏻

    • @studioeden2
      @studioeden2 8 років тому +6

      javier hernandez Toast.toast Thank you very much! Feedback is feedback and I always expect a good amount of flack. But the thing is is that so long as I keep getting better and people like Lazy, Be.Busta, Corpse and others continue to believe in me I know that I'm going to just keep getting better. So thank you for your comment - it means a lot and it is very much appreciated!

    • @solidserpent2170
      @solidserpent2170 8 років тому

      +Eden I also found you very good. I even gave you a sub XD.

    • @studioeden2
      @studioeden2 8 років тому

      Solid Serpent Oh thank you! I appreciate it and your support!

  • @absolutelyflawless5173
    @absolutelyflawless5173 5 років тому +40

    "Since her last master died in a car accident" had me like:
    *NOPE, nuh-uh, get outta there! MASSIVE RED FLAG FOR YA!*

  • @Poppomatic64
    @Poppomatic64 8 років тому +56

    Lol the girl grabbed a sword off her wrack to defend herself with, thats awesome!! XD
    "Fuck off I have a sword"

    • @Poppomatic64
      @Poppomatic64 8 років тому +2

      "Blooperinos" :D

    • @anthonyrodriguez1119
      @anthonyrodriguez1119 7 років тому +1

      Poppomatic64
      ha I have a knife

    • @Zyk0th
      @Zyk0th 3 роки тому

      @NoFun Allowed You can buy carbon steel blades off Amazon. You don't even need to be over 18. Sure, the blade is blunted, but mine is still pretty heavy and would seriously injure someone if I attacked them with it.

  • @bewilderbeastie8899
    @bewilderbeastie8899 8 років тому +81

    The one with the heroin addict sister-in-law is truly scary. If she were my daughter, I'd definitely want nothing more to do with her after that.

    • @pativg3939
      @pativg3939 5 років тому +7

      Bewilderbeastie
      I'm sure I would be contacting the prosecution to ensure she would stay there forever

  • @Kikachomp888
    @Kikachomp888 8 років тому +444

    A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and galloped out of the bar, knocking over a few tables

  • @girlandgameletsplays
    @girlandgameletsplays 8 років тому +194

    lazy masquerade and chill, anyone?

  • @madman-dw2cf
    @madman-dw2cf 8 років тому +105

    His little laugh at the end was the cutest thing ever lol.

  • @GamingBrainrot
    @GamingBrainrot 6 років тому +49

    “She poured me a glass of Coke Zero” reminded me so much of the scene from Death Note when he had a potato chip 😂

  • @adrianvillanos7987
    @adrianvillanos7987 8 років тому +74

    Thanks for make us single people much better after hearing those stories

  • @catbrown3104
    @catbrown3104 8 років тому +9

    Thank you for adding bloopers again! Always hilarious. It's lovely to get a glimpse of your off-duty side. Take care.

  • @ReymuruTempest
    @ReymuruTempest 8 років тому +34

    She whispered through the glass : "THIS IS MY SWAMP"

  • @rileyhenry224
    @rileyhenry224 8 років тому +122

    open the door baby (slowly pushes lock button) nope lol

  • @Boe-Temeraire
    @Boe-Temeraire 8 років тому +22

    I love the added bloopers!!

  • @bioshockbrat9171
    @bioshockbrat9171 8 років тому +54

    my boyfriend's brother has one hell of subway kidnapping story. It had a happy ending as his friends saved him

    • @blushfaerie
      @blushfaerie 8 років тому +6

      Danielle Barks submit the story to Lazy!!

    • @bioshockbrat9171
      @bioshockbrat9171 8 років тому +7

      it is not my story to tell, so I will leave it up to him to decide if he wants to share his experience one day

    • @BrookelleBlasphemy
      @BrookelleBlasphemy 7 років тому +3

      Danielle Barks I have two hostage stories, among many other insane stories....

    • @kengaminbro
      @kengaminbro 6 років тому

      Danielle Barks Can i see it 0.0

    • @kengaminbro
      @kengaminbro 6 років тому

      Sensation Al I wanna hear em 0.0

  • @gornur8292
    @gornur8292 3 роки тому +8

    After the reveal of the sister trying to leave a kid with a random stranger for drugs, I'm very curious on how the dad and mother reacted to that one, especially in light of her initially trying to use her nephew in that way.

  • @HAHAHAHOkayThen
    @HAHAHAHOkayThen 8 років тому +175

    Anyone else here cringe when they heard the guy compare BDSM to Fifty Shades Of Grey? Also, she called him Sir and they weren't even together, and how thirsty she was for him after a short time?

    • @sorayaalcyone2726
      @sorayaalcyone2726 5 років тому +41

      Yes!! 50 sog isn't BDSM, it's...a master class in an abusive relationship, written by someone whose writing style is painful, stupid and uninformed.

    • @jaelbird
      @jaelbird 5 років тому +24

      The Miss Misfortune its an automatic red flag if they call you by those names without you being together in one form or another that’s just not how it works 😬

    • @LePetitDoll
      @LePetitDoll 4 роки тому +1

      I wrote something similar to this and i got crap for it.

    • @Meg_88
      @Meg_88 4 роки тому +1

      Well, considering she wanted to murder him, is it really that strange that she would call him sir and get him going as fast as possible so that she could get him to meet her as soon as possible?

    • @TheCapelessCrusader
      @TheCapelessCrusader 4 роки тому +7

      @@sorayaalcyone2726 Yeah. I saw a meme that said that the only reason it's romantic is because the guy is rich. If he were living out in the sticks, it'd be an episode of Criminal Minds.

  • @lunacyfringe3284
    @lunacyfringe3284 8 років тому +40

    The way the first story mentions "a cold glass of Coke Zero" makes it seem like one long, twisted Coke Zero advertisement.

  • @LOCAL_BRAT
    @LOCAL_BRAT 7 років тому +100

    Considering how 2016 went, I'm sure Alex hit her up again.

    • @AwakenOhSleeperGaming
      @AwakenOhSleeperGaming 5 років тому

      He sounds like a nice guy, he probably got a text back. XD

    • @jadentorres2379
      @jadentorres2379 4 роки тому

      Chris Leigh we’re past that now don’t worry🙏

    • @Laura-pr2di
      @Laura-pr2di 4 роки тому +11

      @@DawoodMuzaffar welcome to 2020, where you get arrested for hanging out with your friends lmao

    • @rosieharris3176
      @rosieharris3176 3 роки тому

      @@DawoodMuzaffar
      The year 2020: HA! Hahahahahahahaha!!!

  • @rylan9092
    @rylan9092 8 років тому +187

    Will there be updates on the last story Lazy?

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +98

      Time will tell :)

    • @sonhoang9819
      @sonhoang9819 8 років тому

      +Lazy Masquerade XD excited!!

    • @schottler9010
      @schottler9010 8 років тому +16

      I think that person should get a gun rather than a knife....Bang..Bang...No more Killer2Coming4u :)

    • @sonhoang9819
      @sonhoang9819 8 років тому +4

      Hoping that guys still alive to update his news lol

    • @schottler9010
      @schottler9010 8 років тому +3

      Hell yeah! I wish luck on this person.

  • @shinvolcano
    @shinvolcano 8 років тому +15

    Eden is a welcome addition, she really puts in good vibes for the female part of the stories.

    • @terry85mar
      @terry85mar Рік тому

      Her voice is cringe as all hell. She tries way too hard and again it's just cringe.

  • @bigburgerstudios
    @bigburgerstudios 6 років тому +13

    I've been legit "hiding on my property" stalked by the last 3 people I met on Plenty of Fish. Needless to say: I deleted my profile years ago. That website is a maniac magnet.

  • @Funny2bfunny1
    @Funny2bfunny1 8 років тому +21

    your accent is so relaxing man I swear lol

  • @Jay-lg8tn
    @Jay-lg8tn 8 років тому +4

    Your voice is so perfect for these stories! I can always can count on these stories to make me scared or smile :D

  • @danibernabei-grassi4020
    @danibernabei-grassi4020 8 років тому +9

    I do always enjoy listening to those who've had a Gacy story. I discovered that my uncle actually lived a few houses away from Gacy and my mom attended his execution. My mom and Uncle also were able to watch the demolition of his house.

  • @cheshire-smile3091
    @cheshire-smile3091 8 років тому +146

    Does anyone else 'Like/Thumbs Up' before the stories even start???

  • @rachiejw
    @rachiejw 8 років тому +77

    the picture of the skeletons kissing in the thumbnail is so cute lmao

    • @theotakutiger5006
      @theotakutiger5006 8 років тому +7

      +Rachel Waltrip Undying love I guess.

    • @ApeBenji
      @ApeBenji 8 років тому +4

      +Rachel Waltrip There's a pretty cute clip of some skeletons at the very end of the video.

    • @theotakutiger5006
      @theotakutiger5006 8 років тому +6

      I wouldn't exactly call it.. well 'cute'...

    • @clark6546
      @clark6546 8 років тому

      ikr xD

    • @ApeBenji
      @ApeBenji 8 років тому +7

      Who are you to judge the love of the deceased.

  • @mossmilf6440
    @mossmilf6440 8 років тому +3

    I really like to listen to your voice-overs while I paint, I don't know why, but it helps it so that I don't get so worked up while painting. It doesn't make sense, but thank you!

  • @nerveagent1905
    @nerveagent1905 7 років тому +9

    "I have a sword" is one of the most simultaneously threatening and nonthreatening things one can hear.

  • @emiliolara5459
    @emiliolara5459 8 років тому +41

    Lol first story was a Coke Zero commercial

  • @troseeee
    @troseeee 8 років тому +90

    Who needs a Valentine when you've got lazy?

  • @elizabethgaspodnetich9676
    @elizabethgaspodnetich9676 8 років тому +3

    You really have fun doing this, don't you? It's is always fun to go to the very end of the story just to see what kind of a witty turn you might have. I am always amazed at the young people who are looking for love over the internet. The old fashioned way has worked for hundreds of thousands of years, and it's still the best way. It always reminds me of that country song, "Looking for love in all the wrong places!" Sometimes what you are looking for is standing right next to you. Keep up the awesome story telling!!!

  • @beefyroni
    @beefyroni 8 років тому

    dude, i dont know how im only discovering your channel now, but i wish i found it a long time ago, you tell these stories so well

  • @throneisbed7833
    @throneisbed7833 3 роки тому +1

    Today I learned Lazy has the most delightful laugh as well as a brilliant voice for narrating! Thank you for creating your videos, I quite enjoy them :)

  • @imshadowsdragon
    @imshadowsdragon 8 років тому +121

    I found out recently that some of my friends never existed and was some insecure girl, I even dated one of those 'other personalities' of her's. Its not too creepy/ scary but it is unsettling a bit. Should I tell the full story?

  • @RuToob
    @RuToob 8 років тому +11

    Re: Story #1....I don't always fall into a death trap in the middle of nowhere. But when I do, my friend gives me a Coke Zero.

  • @berniesanders3085
    @berniesanders3085 8 років тому +20

    Happy Valentine's day. Thanks for another great video, Lazy!

    • @caldaripilot8327
      @caldaripilot8327 8 років тому +5

      Feel the bern!

    • @Realgeeza21
      @Realgeeza21 8 років тому

      +Caldaripilot nice spelling bro

    • @almatapia4533
      @almatapia4533 8 років тому +5

      +max lorman I'm pretty sure it was a pun...

    • @Realgeeza21
      @Realgeeza21 8 років тому

      +Alma Tapia how was it is a pun?

    • @almatapia4533
      @almatapia4533 8 років тому

      +max lorman I'm not even sure anymore...

  • @SOHBlue
    @SOHBlue 8 років тому +41

    "I've made the decision in my head that my own survival took president over the need for sex."
    ...THIS is what makes us human. ^.^

  • @csworst09
    @csworst09 8 років тому +1

    I Love the collaborations with Eden!

  • @victoriabakerjones
    @victoriabakerjones 7 років тому +15

    The bloopers killed me 😂

  • @vincentturner2976
    @vincentturner2976 4 роки тому +6

    Friend 1: You wanna grab a beer tonight?
    BDSM Guy: Sorry man, I'm all tied up

  • @tjstarblood624
    @tjstarblood624 4 роки тому +7

    Me: Yeah, Valentines Day stories are fairly safe-
    *Lazy mentions Ontario*
    Me: ...oh no

  • @honestanonymous1850
    @honestanonymous1850 8 років тому +1

    I listen to these when I study and your bloopers just made me choke on water, so funny. Thanks for the awesome videos!

  • @stinksofbeefio
    @stinksofbeefio 7 років тому

    Discovered your channel about 4 hours ago and have been watching ever since. Thanks for the entertainment!

  • @Flat2theFace
    @Flat2theFace 8 років тому +15

    im just saying if you ever produced any tshirts with your "the best things happen... in the dark" slogan i'd buy like 10
    you're easily my favorite youtuber

  • @Tvhiti
    @Tvhiti 8 років тому +26

    Coke Zero...that product placement yo

  • @HexIsme
    @HexIsme 5 років тому +5

    I'm depressed as hell, and Lazy's bloopers made me genuinely smile.

    • @AwakenOhSleeperGaming
      @AwakenOhSleeperGaming 5 років тому +2

      Jaded and Empty :: well that’s always good. At least it was the bloopers and not the stories that made you “genuinely smile.” 😂

  • @pativg3939
    @pativg3939 5 років тому +1

    I'm addicted to the true narratives

  • @johnlammie275
    @johnlammie275 2 роки тому

    I've been finding it hard to sleep but when I came across your channel last week I've been enjoying listening to your video's.. at night and now I've been getting a good sleep.. so thank you .. loved the bloopers 🤣🤣🤣

  • @vivifruit
    @vivifruit 8 років тому +68

    Who else is single watching this

  • @nirriii
    @nirriii 8 років тому +9

    "Hey, hey kid! Check out my awesome chair!"
    I'm sorry but the mental image makes me laugh :'D

  • @CadenceWallace
    @CadenceWallace 8 років тому +20

    B-bu-but what if I wanted to get possessed by Abaddon?!

    • @cosmo4698
      @cosmo4698 6 років тому +2

      Cadence Wallace THEN LET HIM, HAHAHAHAHAH

  • @bsouthmama3010
    @bsouthmama3010 3 роки тому

    Found your channel a few months ago and I’m hooked! I am watching old episodes and landed on this one. Was wondering if there was an update on the Plenty of Fish story at the end? Thanks

  • @stud_life8343
    @stud_life8343 8 років тому +67

    i literally hate the stories where something happens and they decide not to say anything. #sostupid

  • @jordanbliss1649
    @jordanbliss1649 8 років тому +21

    Hold on, that junkie and her friend try to kipnap the wife's son, and her husband gives HER shit?! Divorce him.

  • @lenlordofknowledge
    @lenlordofknowledge 8 років тому +4

    I'm glad this is how I'm spending my last hour awake watching this. Valentines Day; forever alone!! And I don't mind

  • @jonathanskabla
    @jonathanskabla 7 років тому +18

    This makes me glad I got married young

  • @bearsedm8820
    @bearsedm8820 8 років тому

    LAZY YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE UA-camR thanks for making it easier in life for me hope you have a good life mate you deserve it

  • @TinyTeaDrinker
    @TinyTeaDrinker 8 років тому +1

    Your voice is so serious and deep... Then at the end it's hyper and high pitched! You should do more voice stuff like voice acting or something! I struggle to listen to these spooky stories if I don't like the persons voice but yours is so spooky and clear too so I can hear everything properly, makes the experience so much better!!💀

  • @aguyontheyoutube5416
    @aguyontheyoutube5416 8 років тому +33

    The scariest part of Valentine's Day is not getting a gf, even if all your friends do

  • @jimicrumb6661
    @jimicrumb6661 8 років тому +14

    I should send you my story, it's pretty psychologically disturbing and scary, and the only time i have been afraid for my life. And i also had my most overpowering experience during this time. All i have to say is i'm glad i didn't pull the trigger.

    • @chickenbirdie1
      @chickenbirdie1 8 років тому +13

      edgy

    • @jimicrumb6661
      @jimicrumb6661 8 років тому

      ghost Did you use a heated screwdriver, or are you to hardcore. Tell me more.

    • @jimicrumb6661
      @jimicrumb6661 8 років тому

      ghost DAMN that's pretty hardcore.

    • @kanyebest1181
      @kanyebest1181 8 років тому +3

      +Jimi Hawk Well glad your still here. Never pull the trigger. Its not worth it

    • @bluemagician9724
      @bluemagician9724 7 років тому

      Fodgit spooner

  • @spiceycustard3024
    @spiceycustard3024 8 років тому +52

    Ughh I promise not all bdsm people are this creepy XD

    • @jacyaug
      @jacyaug 6 років тому +11

      They're still freaks.

    • @bigbruno2232
      @bigbruno2232 5 років тому +4

      I believe you.

    • @sorayaalcyone2726
      @sorayaalcyone2726 5 років тому +14

      They don't use 50 shades as an example or BDSM either.

    • @racheltizzard2792
      @racheltizzard2792 4 роки тому +2

      I second that, 99% are just regular people who like unusual sex and stuff

  • @Serotonin_Pls
    @Serotonin_Pls 8 років тому +1

    Those Blooperinos made my morning. Love you, Lazy!

  • @robertaduran6589
    @robertaduran6589 5 років тому

    Enjoyed Edens story telling please have her do more. Thanks for the storytelling.

  • @emily_davidson7359
    @emily_davidson7359 7 років тому +32

    I have a sword
    Hahaha I have a knife
    😂😂

    • @AwakenOhSleeperGaming
      @AwakenOhSleeperGaming 5 років тому +1

      Emily_ Davidson7 :: “haha, I have a knife. Twinsies!” 😂

  • @furryash8388
    @furryash8388 8 років тому +110

    50 Shades of Grey isn't BDSM. It's rape. Just saying.

    • @hannahleclair6
      @hannahleclair6 8 років тому +7

      actually the true BDSM relationship is 50 shades of grey there are people who live that lifestyle its not rape. I personally know people who live in a relationship like this its not rape or abuse at all

    • @griffer3036
      @griffer3036 8 років тому +22

      It's only rape if they don't consent

    • @furryash8388
      @furryash8388 8 років тому

      +Fanatic Proxy Also kind of jealous of the person in #11. I can barely pass as female.

    • @bebe8574
      @bebe8574 8 років тому +13

      +Hannah LeClair No. Its not. Christian was the only person getting what he wants. the contract is supposed to be 50/50 not one sided. The contract was incorrect and he is abusive

    • @anonymoususer3112
      @anonymoususer3112 8 років тому +7

      +Madoka Stop dying and End Suffering if both of the people agree to it, it's not rape. She agreed, she wasn't drugged or under any influence. She agreed. So it's not rape. No matter how stupid or weird or what ever it is.

  • @Kreisleriana
    @Kreisleriana 8 років тому +18

    I listen to these stories going to sleep

  • @abbyymickel
    @abbyymickel 8 років тому

    I love u so much I can't believe how far you have come and I love your videos I listen to them in the shower, sleeping, doing chores anything thanks so much for being yourself and making these videos to make us your subscribers awesome

  • @jillianel6396
    @jillianel6396 8 років тому +1

    I listen to these everyday on my way home it's relaxing like a podcast

  • @chiyangamer2063
    @chiyangamer2063 8 років тому +59

    "I have been single for 8 months now" I have been single for 18 years soon, and I am 18 soon. :D Still not wanting to get into a relationship, not desperate to have anyone! :D

    • @elsawright9767
      @elsawright9767 6 років тому +7

      Siri lol, I know right? I find that funny. Going on 17 years single 👌🏼

    • @jaidenderby7764
      @jaidenderby7764 6 років тому +3

      Almost in a 3 yr relationship

    • @dannydark0
      @dannydark0 6 років тому +1

      you arent tricking anyone

    • @kengaminbro
      @kengaminbro 6 років тому

      ChiyanGamer xD what if they ur own gender

    • @jadentorres2379
      @jadentorres2379 4 роки тому

      Good for you bud!

  • @CourtneyCooke97
    @CourtneyCooke97 8 років тому +18

    This shit is why im a loner!

  • @falvalisious
    @falvalisious 8 років тому +9

    I do love your videos to be sure,
    Although when most atories end with "And i never told anybody about it" always makes me think that its fictitious and i have a little angry moment to myself.
    That being said - keep up the good work my friend

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +12

      Yeah, I feel you on that point. I think even as a kid I would have told somebody, or at least as I got older I would have felt the need to share it since it's a hell of a story to tell. But it was a good one so I included it, and I hope that it isn't fictitious.

    • @falvalisious
      @falvalisious 8 років тому +2

      +Lazy Masquerade Ah yes that's so true. either way it's a good story. Almost sounds cruel to hope that it's true but that's what makes it extra scary as you say 😊

  • @adonnabrazell6364
    @adonnabrazell6364 8 років тому

    love listening to the stories seeing as i love scary stories. Grew up reading horror books and watching horror movies with my mom before she passed. hope to see more new stories posted. p.s love ur accent. :)

  • @gerardogonzalez6214
    @gerardogonzalez6214 Рік тому +1

    Bruh the end of the video go crazy I love it 😭 “helll no”

  •  8 років тому +4

    Every weekend, I make my girlfriend and I a homemade pizza. Since we still enjoy entertainment and making an entire pizza from scratch takes a bit of time, we've practically made it a tradition to put the volume on max and listen to your videos while we make pizza. It's thrilling each time, especially when we listened to your scary pizza delivery horror stories. Keep posting!

  • @rohitkandala9722
    @rohitkandala9722 8 років тому +8

    Do you know what's scary....
    This video hasn't loaded for me yet 😱😱

  • @Kenna002
    @Kenna002 8 років тому +3

    29:08 That's my wallpaper on Chrome. :P

  • @kylemccloud9197
    @kylemccloud9197 2 роки тому +1

    I’m not sure why “fuck off, I’ve got a sword” made me laugh but god it did 😂

  • @Urwickednez
    @Urwickednez 8 років тому

    The bloopers are great. Your laugh kills me. It makes me want to laugh, too, by itself!

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 5 років тому +7

    "I have a sword"
    "Heh. I have a knife"
    I have a pen

  • @toastmcporridge8069
    @toastmcporridge8069 6 років тому +22

    "i've got a sword!" - most weeaboo threat ever

  • @omniXenderman
    @omniXenderman 8 років тому +4

    on the alex story i literally at one point said aloud "okay now thats fucked up" and my co workers all looked at me

  • @Emily-the_funny_guys
    @Emily-the_funny_guys 3 роки тому +2

    OMFG that's the lowest of low to trade your own nephews innocence for a hit of smack. I'm horrified, that poor kid would be traumatized for life. How selfish. Thank Christ the guy was an undercover cop and not a sicko that would do unthinkable things to a child

  • @CaptainRoux11
    @CaptainRoux11 7 років тому

    Your bloopers are really cute and funny! Makes me stay till the very end of every single video just in case there are some