If you don’t know who is Robert fucking deNiro, you are an ignorant or a millennial or both. Well, there are not so much difference between an ignorant and a millennial.
remember when bobby was at roman polanskis the night he caught caught doing all that horrible unspeakable stuff that got him banned from the country. crazy stuff. i wanna hear the truths there!
well when a roast guest comes up to the mic the roast Host sits where they were sitting so he lost track of Sean sitting in different chairs lol but still added to the joke lol
@@catsadilla324 first level ross giraldo patrice lampanelli. Second level jeselnick, leggero, cummings, nikki. Jiimy carr. Third level all the others. Fourth level amy schumer.
William Shatner said that at his roast. It was a bunch of comedians, Farrah Fawcett, Betty White, George Takei....and Shatner said "Who are you people? I've never met any of you."
No just more shocked that roasting isn't to offensive for them I mean fuck Robert saying "she hasn't washed her pussy since memorial day" if trump said that he'd have a massive cry and say how sexist that is
Reece Burns this is a comedy roast you fuckwit, this is exactly what they are supposed to be. Comparing actors in a comedy roast to the president of the United States shows how low the bar is set for that office.
You can get away with it on cable unrestricted t.v. Not something that these people normally talk like. Making fun without regret. It's completely not personal.
This is not funny. You should watch Don rickles was the master roaster and dead Martin show where they did such a thing but with more class and of course bigger talents
@@nathanquinzi4831 i dunno im talking about those jeff ross roasts you see every 2 years or so. with the exception of jeff ross who usually actually is funny
Did that guy in Delray Beach with a badge develop some kind of obsession with my family and me? 6:16 am January 22, 2020 The Delray Beach police have a phone. Did that guy in Delray Beach with a badge try to get my sister Katy to move to that town? She has barely even heard of that town.
Seriously, I am not an actor and do not presume to be one, but from what I have seen of both Robert De-Niro's and Alec Baldwin's acting, Alec Baldwin seems to me like a better actor, perhaps more suited for character based roles and less for physical or action based roles, although I would not want to straight-jacket or type-cast Alec-Baldwin into any mold or any other aspiring actor, or even an accomplished actor including Robert De-Niro himself for that matter. Alec Baldwin may not make for a good raging bull, but he is perfect prize winning matador material, even without a sword or lance or whatever else it is actually called. if I had to choose between the two of them for playing any such role, I would naturally gravitate towards Alec Baldwin, and he would always be my first choice.
I had high hopes for the Irishman. I just read an article today talking about that movie tackling toxic masculinity. I can't believe Martin scorcese is going woke
All of Martin Scorsese movies are about toxic masculinity always shows how ego takes a man who is on the brink of success and is on top down to reality
Where did you read that article? But anyway, remember that nowadays, everything is about identity politics, even when it isn't. They're pushing the idea that being masculine is inherently wrong, but we all know that's not true. It's just that a lot of men, normally because of the way they were raised, become bullies their whole lives, and use their strength to step on other people.
Index finger on the forehead - Ask the guy with a badge in Delray Beach what that means. The Delray Beach police have a phone. 6:54 am January 22, 2020
Someone wrote good jokes for Robert. He goes out of his way to let everyone know he thinks Trump is a piece of crap. Then makes sure everyone knows he is good friends with Alec. If you judge Donald and Alec based on their personal lives, how are they not in the same boat?
these roasts keep recycling jokes, my gawd "who are you, people?" ... "wikipedia..." "roastmaster roasting at starbucks or rat over the garbage fire" "blahblah but wasn't available" "do what you do best sitting watching others tell jokes.."
I feel *kinda* bad for Nikki. She was called "Larry Bird", "A 1970s male Olympian" and "Ann Coulter" all in one night
she was ruthless tho
Naaaah
"Caitlyn, There's something different about you, but i can't put my finger in it"
Earl Famous Yes-You-Can! Lmao
@@PatriCoop nah that ain't funny. Just disturbing.
FAKU sensitive ass
😂😂😂
Sarah Silverman used the same joke about Pamela Anderson, 14 years before. I think Robert De Niro did it a little bit better.
“Not R. Kelly numbers but still. Pretty impressive.”
- Funny as hell!
Yes i agree Super funny
@@otisroseboro2837, yes! Very!
“Who are these people? Who the f are you?” 😂😂😂😂
If you don’t know who is Robert fucking deNiro, you are an ignorant or a millennial or both. Well, there are not so much difference between an ignorant and a millennial.
Super funny
@@dsenunez If you didn’t watch the video, don’t talk to me. Hahaha!
🤣🤣
Guess someone looked at the comments before watching😂😂😂
He had me at “what the fuck am I doing here?”
Bobby is a legend, he did not even need to do any jokes, just telling the truth!
remember when bobby was at roman polanskis the night he caught caught doing all that horrible unspeakable stuff that got him banned from the country. crazy stuff. i wanna hear the truths there!
Nobody calls him Bobby...🤣
Only truth about Bobby is that he is a sick puppy in fear of just punishment........
@@bgw9696 Not to mention his connection with the French pedo ring......and you wonder why he hates Trump so much.
"... so they can pay 20% les."
Thats the best!
That joke was killer
If Robert de Niro says something, you shut up and you laugh, you're lucky he even was there
NO
He did way better than I expected, that was pretty funny!
Being called Ann Coulter is the greatest of burns
omarssikins and Coulter isn’t half as irritating to listen to as Nikki.....
What’s wrong with Ann coulter?
@Peter Kazavis did ya look in the mirror?
@@royythaboi7163 too many things to list
omarssikins why?because she’s a strong conservative woman who stands for pro American values? Who stands up for what she believes in?
The King Of Comedy
Mr. Rupert Pupkin everybody
Better to be King for a life, than schmuck for a lifetime
I don't know if Bob really doesn't know where Sean Hayes sit. But it comes out to be a pretty genius joke.
Yes! He's so damn good you couldn't tell if that was real or not.
well when a roast guest comes up to the mic the roast Host sits where they were sitting so he lost track of Sean sitting in different chairs lol but still added to the joke lol
@@MiiZzJ0kEr how did it added to the joke i didn't get it + when was this roast?
I met him before and I was beyond terrified because it’s Robert De Niro but he was the best I shouldn’t have been so worried. He killed this roast!
You have nothing to worry about as long as you are over 18
I wanted to see De Niro and Blake griffin roast each other😂😂
Kaitlin Bruce sounds all raunchy when she says “yes you can”. Her sons must be so proud.
The one and only
Oh no, does it have sons? Those poor guys.
You mean he?
Shoot it 😵💥🔫
@forza juventus that's the most accurate way to call that thing.
@@royythaboi7163 she. Grow tf up
Imagine his Grandchildren's reputation in school 🤣
its not really a big deal here x
I miss Greg gerlado, patrice oneil , and Anthony jezlenick.
Lisa lampenely
Anthony isnt dead, although he might be a vampire.
so does everybody
Natasha Leggero is also a gun.
@@catsadilla324 first level ross giraldo patrice lampanelli. Second level jeselnick, leggero, cummings, nikki. Jiimy carr. Third level all the others. Fourth level amy schumer.
This is pure gold! Why haven't I seen xthis before
This is good. But every roast I see today there is only one thought in my mind - if only Don Rickles was here!
Jasraj Singh Bhinder Roasts Aren’t the same without the Don
Agreed. Imagine Greg Giraldo here, it would be beyond reproach.
he wouldnt bother with those wanna be "comedians"
hes to classy for this show
I had my doubts about De Niro but he had a few good ones
Few? Stop talking out your neck, boy
Alec Baldwin’s disingenuous fake laugh makes me want to smash my face into a brick wall.
This comment aged well
Yes you can! Yes you can!
I wouldn’t touch that if it would come with a green card and heritage without prenuptial agreements.
Well i sure would
Lautaro Romero bruh
@@lautaroromero3918 bruh
@@lautaroromero3918 bruh bruh bruh
@@lautaroromero3918 voorbijgangers functie herenigd heengingen cheb doorgang woordbreuk eekhoorntje doorgifte gekend aansteekt
William Shatner said that at his roast. It was a bunch of comedians, Farrah Fawcett, Betty White, George Takei....and Shatner said "Who are you people? I've never met any of you."
This was gold.
Bobby is a beast!
This roast would've been made complete with Ray Liotta doing his Goodfellas laugh.
Deniro's showing his Rupert Pupkin skills
Murray
I doubt he wrote any of it but he was great.
The KING of BOSSES ... it's here!!!! Bow your head
Greg Giraldo would burn these ppl to the emergency room. Not being a boomer, just really disappointed at the softass roasts nowadays.
Agreed. He was an all time great. Patrice O'Neil would kill too but he didn't do as many roasts. RIP both legends.
Realest comment ever.
Greg is dead now and these people aren't so I know who's really winning
Being funny while having class 💞💞
DeNiro to Jenner was absolutely brutal
It’s the “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?” for me.
De Niro damn 🔥🔥🔥🔥.
I love how he mentioned Thomas
man that good fellas joke went way over the audiences head
what was it referring to
Where?
He’s so good!
Love this super funny 😄😄😄
Yes you can !! 🤣🤣🤣
Well he is trained from the master none other than legendary don rickles just look back at his burns.. It is nothing compared to all this bs.
I love De Niro but this is really bad. 🙈
I agree, WTF are you doing? Turned into a space cadet.
Always the true movie star
In another 5 years, there'll be no roasting.... humour will be a dead species by then.
Shut the fuck up and stop exaggerating, the only lack of humor here is your comment
Damn Bobby's on fire
Love this super funny Classic
it took literally 5 seconds for deniro to bring up trump.
Love how all the Trumpers are now triggered at Rob now.
💯💯👍facts 😂😂😂😂its good to see
No just more shocked that roasting isn't to offensive for them I mean fuck Robert saying "she hasn't washed her pussy since memorial day" if trump said that he'd have a massive cry and say how sexist that is
You can't deny that
Reece Burns this is a comedy roast you fuckwit, this is exactly what they are supposed to be. Comparing actors in a comedy roast to the president of the United States shows how low the bar is set for that office.
Pretty sure the zombies are all present, here
It’s Murray.
Why are these Kardashians everywhere? I mean is there a single place they can't sneak in?
Amazing
The finger joke😹😹😹😹
What a brilliant man :)
some of these comments floor me. it’s not a fucking restaurant review on Yelp. it’s a roast. 😂
only time where i wish a ROAST was literal!
When someone with a badge in Delray Beach develops an obsession for my family do other people notice?
6:35 am January 22, 2020
Why do the Americans love “roast” humour?
It's stupid, but some enjoy watching a stranger getting some shit from other strangers.
Because it's funny??
You can get away with it on cable unrestricted t.v. Not something that these people normally talk like. Making fun without regret. It's completely not personal.
They can say the truth in their faces. !!!
This is not funny. You should watch Don rickles was the master roaster and dead Martin show where they did such a thing but with more class and of course bigger talents
Deniro sir you are a legend!
Still got it
roasts are to comedy what lee harvey oswald was to kennedy
So roasts are bad for comedy?
@@tahakamran6196 roasts killed comedy
Is rickles the exception or is all roasting bad to you?
@@nathanquinzi4831 i dunno im talking about those jeff ross roasts you see every 2 years or so. with the exception of jeff ross who usually actually is funny
No one likes a Debbie Downer.
This is nothing compared to the NEXT Alec Baldwin roast.
De Niro = 🐐
Maybe for cutting hair or pulling out hair?
Hilarious 😀😀😀
Now we can turn "up" animation movie in to live action
Did that guy in Delray Beach with a badge develop some kind of obsession with my family and me?
6:16 am January 22, 2020
The Delray Beach police have a phone. Did that guy in Delray Beach with a badge try to get my sister Katy to move to that town? She has barely even heard of that town.
I don't think to Dinero showed up with any jokes. I think he's just up there speaking his mind. LoL
Caitlyn jenner there is something different about you,but i cant put my finger in it!!!😂😂😂😂damn!
2:41 cringiest laugh
AxL3 Lawrence reminded me of James Charles 😂
I love it
You kidding he was so caught off guard by the joke it was definitely legit. It’s hard to fake laughter that fast lol, clearly real
Seriously, I am not an actor and do not presume to be one, but from what I have seen of both Robert De-Niro's and Alec Baldwin's acting, Alec Baldwin seems to me like a better actor, perhaps more suited for character based roles and less for physical or action based roles, although I would not want to straight-jacket or type-cast Alec-Baldwin into any mold or any other aspiring actor, or even an accomplished actor including Robert De-Niro himself for that matter. Alec Baldwin may not make for a good raging bull, but he is perfect prize winning matador material, even without a sword or lance or whatever else it is actually called. if I had to choose between the two of them for playing any such role, I would naturally gravitate towards Alec Baldwin, and he would always be my first choice.
Robert the Monster Deniro took a dump on everyone...
he actually killed! Bob the GOAT
What was I supposed to post about that guy with a badge in Delray Beach.....I don’t remember.
What was I supposed to post about those three lantana cops from last night?
Holy fuck Robert savage as fuck!!! 🤣🤣
Why would someone with a badge in Delray Beach develop an obsession for my family? We have nothing to do with that town.
I had high hopes for the Irishman. I just read an article today talking about that movie tackling toxic masculinity. I can't believe Martin scorcese is going woke
All of Martin Scorsese movies are about toxic masculinity always shows how ego takes a man who is on the brink of success and is on top down to reality
@@ThisIsSuperMusic That's not toxic masculinity you tool.
This is the first time I have heard toxic masculinity being featured in The Irishman.
Where did you read that article? But anyway, remember that nowadays, everything is about identity politics, even when it isn't. They're pushing the idea that being masculine is inherently wrong, but we all know that's not true. It's just that a lot of men, normally because of the way they were raised, become bullies their whole lives, and use their strength to step on other people.
@@penske_material SJW identity politics, even more destructable force then hurricanes.
0:44.😄😄😄
Bunch of melons in the comment section de Niro did great
You mean morons?
Robert finds out what people really think of him and his cronies
Remember when roasts where funny
Who was that rogue cia agent who walked by me with three kids last night and said nothing?
I don’t know.
Has that guy in Delray Beach with a badge been trying to rewrite history?
Wow I wonder if he wrote it himself
Index finger on the forehead -
Ask the guy with a badge in Delray Beach what that means.
The Delray Beach police have a phone.
6:54 am January 22, 2020
What is he talking about?
CTX-D89. Red five door Hyundai. Florida plate. Stalkermobile
Bobby is the real deal, real King of Comedy!
Yeah, this show was bomb. Years latter Baldwin would kill a women on set. They got Kaithleen Janner at a great time, she killed it. A great rewatch.
Legend
Di iT Bobby, Do The DeNiro on These
?Celebs?....
I wouldn’t touch Jenner to save my own life . That would be it for me . I had a good run .
Someone wrote good jokes for Robert. He goes out of his way to let everyone know he thinks Trump is a piece of crap. Then makes sure everyone knows he is good friends with Alec. If you judge Donald and Alec based on their personal lives, how are they not in the same boat?
Wanna piss Robert de dumbo off ? Just mention the name to him ... Dr Micheal savage .
these roasts keep recycling jokes, my gawd
"who are you, people?" ...
"wikipedia..."
"roastmaster roasting at starbucks or rat over the garbage fire"
"blahblah but wasn't available"
"do what you do best sitting watching others tell jokes.."
Killed it.
“Who the fuck are you” -killshot
Everything he said was true. I don’t know where the comedy piece was!
I wish this had aired in 1986. Would’ve killed
Ann Coulter is looking good
What’s the joke with the Moscow Hotel room? Like I get the reference but what’s the actual punchline
The 'roasters' are the whores pissing on Trump (Baldwin) , I think...