Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem - Movie Review

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  • @rothgamez
    @rothgamez 7 років тому +1989

    To this day I still haven't seen AVP:R. I've watched it, but I can't see a thing

    • @mizukihozakai7417
      @mizukihozakai7417 6 років тому +39

      That's because it's hard to even see anything.

    • @deb7457
      @deb7457 6 років тому +4

      RothGamez LOL!!

    • @andrewwgold
      @andrewwgold 6 років тому +18

      Okay that was funny

    • @jacey8014
      @jacey8014 6 років тому +40

      @@mizukihozakai7417 No shit.

    • @procow2274
      @procow2274 5 років тому +6

      Same with breaking bad godzilla.

  • @h.u.n.k493
    @h.u.n.k493 7 років тому +2436

    There is actually a behind the scenes video in which a cameraman says quite literally; "Hang on I'm getting some real dark pictures here" to which someone then says; "Shut up dave".
    I hope Dave got to work with a less shitty and more competent film crew.

  • @rickeybrown9563
    @rickeybrown9563 7 років тому +497

    I remember renting this DVD and thinking something was wrong with my TV because it was so dark. Half of the time I couldn't see what was happening at all

    • @SantoValentino
      @SantoValentino 5 років тому +25

      Same. Bought a flat screen because of this movie, thinking my tv was outdated

    • @tylongkicks8821
      @tylongkicks8821 4 роки тому +6

      Same

    • @ricardoreis4385
      @ricardoreis4385 4 роки тому +2

      No, it was big part of the time

    • @Ascendant1
      @Ascendant1 3 роки тому +7

      I saw it in the theater, and the WHOLE TIME I thought there was something wrong with the projector.

    • @BRIANOCONNOR2003
      @BRIANOCONNOR2003 3 роки тому +3

      I thought so too
      But no it's just the movie is so damn dark

  • @troin3925
    @troin3925 7 років тому +786

    The Predator in this movie is named Wolf, after a character from Pulp Fiction. On his mask, there's something written in their language which translates to, "Not for glory. Not for honor. Not for the hunt. But to clean up the mess." Probably the most interesting and competent thing the filmmakers did.

    • @battlerifleproductions7840
      @battlerifleproductions7840 6 років тому +82

      Troin, you have to admit. The wolf predator is one of the best and coolest predators we ever seen

    • @gadielgonzalez2755
      @gadielgonzalez2755 6 років тому +79

      Okay but it would've helped if I could SEE THE FUCKING WRITING!!!!!!

    • @SamVarvodic
      @SamVarvodic 6 років тому +2

      The more you know!

    • @al112v4
      @al112v4 6 років тому +37

      Wolf was the only good thing from the entire movie.

    • @Dontpostdumbcomments
      @Dontpostdumbcomments 5 років тому +22

      Wolf is definitely the only reason I could stand this movie

  • @bissy97
    @bissy97 7 років тому +2586

    I feel like both the aliens and predator war could've been solved with a cold fresh can of Pepsi.

    • @rafaelalodio5116
      @rafaelalodio5116 7 років тому +17

      And then Alfie kills booth with kitten gun and says "there can be only one ultimate ET", and he slowly looks behind and sees the ET saying "et, phone, let's fucking fight!".

    • @tatehildyard5332
      @tatehildyard5332 7 років тому +3

      Oliver Haugaard Mortensen That commercial would actually be less stupid than whatever the hell that Kylie Jenner thing is. BTW, what parent names their daughter Kylie? To quote Tina Fey/Liz Lemon, "Kylie great, she can strip her way through community college.".

    • @DeathWatch-jh3yx
      @DeathWatch-jh3yx 7 років тому +1

      Bissy My man!

    • @Utracia1
      @Utracia1 7 років тому +3

      So have you taken the red pill Bissy?
      Though I have to believe that an Alien would just use that Pepsi to wash the taste of Kylie Jenner out of its mouth, who knows where she's been after all...

    • @borek92
      @borek92 7 років тому +1

      FUCK WASTE MANAGEMENT!

  • @BaconBotVbeta
    @BaconBotVbeta 6 років тому +825

    To be honest, the “get to the chopper” line made me realise something:
    *_i could be watching a better movie right now_*

    • @shawndemarsico2392
      @shawndemarsico2392 5 років тому +13

      God dam right

    • @jgedutis
      @jgedutis 5 років тому +6

      You would like it better if you were a sexual tyrannosaurus... just like me

  • @RCady33
    @RCady33 7 років тому +116

    100% accurate, this was the darkest movie I have ever seen. There were so many moments where I had no idea what was going on because it was all in the shadows.

    • @hrudaypatil564
      @hrudaypatil564 2 роки тому +3

      I mean how could they possibly show such gruesome scenes of the kid and the pregnant lady
      In the effort to show how scary and violent the aliens are...they just ended up making it extremely disturbing and stupid to watch

    • @todareistodomyfoot8403
      @todareistodomyfoot8403 3 місяці тому

      it's out on 4k with a while now and you can fix the lighting problem. I think people just didn't like the fact that the film was based in a small town with one big factory and a small town police force. What people complain about is the mood of the film that's set by the lighting as it was dark, wet and murky looking. I enjoyed it even though it was a bit slow paced in parts, but I still think it was a decent action movie. Now Shane Blacks Predators was awful as was Prey for me as one was way over the top and the other was a cheap CGI mess.

  • @misterquantum9840
    @misterquantum9840 5 років тому +317

    I convinced my whole family to go see this for Christmas. I'm still apologizing.

    • @aBerlin1945
      @aBerlin1945 4 роки тому +18

      You dun goof'd

    • @pp3k3jamail
      @pp3k3jamail 4 роки тому +6

      @Dogman tossed my salad no it's not they're both equally terrible.

    • @MaureenDaniels
      @MaureenDaniels 2 роки тому +2

      I think the movie was realsed on Christmas because I guess it was 20th Century Fox's way of saying hey Merry Christmas Everyone this is your Christmas gif but instead of coal we got shit and the shit was this turd of a movie

    • @misterdude6694
      @misterdude6694 Рік тому +1

      Hope your name is A-A-ron................ BECAUSE YOU DONE MESSED UP A- A-RON!

    • @pedroarocha4987
      @pedroarocha4987 Рік тому

      Where have I read this before?

  • @jakedrake3660
    @jakedrake3660 7 років тому +319

    The cop looks like a mix between Mark Ruffalo and Shia LaBuif

    • @zillauniverse7208
      @zillauniverse7208 7 років тому +3

      Jake Drake LoL I Know right

    • @LittleCatProductions
      @LittleCatProductions 6 років тому

      I’ve seen him in something before

    • @LittleCatProductions
      @LittleCatProductions 6 років тому +4

      oh yea i think he was also in kong skull island

    • @adamgallyot9063
      @adamgallyot9063 5 років тому +6

      He is Braga from Fast and Furious

    • @Blutteufel
      @Blutteufel 4 роки тому +2

      @@LittleCatProductions He looks a lot like an older version of the annoying sidekick guy from the second Transformers movie. I wouldn't be surprised if they were related.

  • @h.u.n.k493
    @h.u.n.k493 7 років тому +422

    The effects were pretty good though, or at least I think they where...... I COULDN'T SEE SHIT

    • @EdgarTheRaven
      @EdgarTheRaven 7 років тому +18

      +Dormammu I've come to bargain

    • @johnmills9388
      @johnmills9388 7 років тому +1

      EdgarTheRaven
      LOL! Top kek

    • @Tiberiu.Constantin
      @Tiberiu.Constantin 7 років тому +4

      they were mind boggling :D says the darkness surrounding them.

    • @anonympersona
      @anonympersona 7 років тому +10

      Dave could have saved us all

    • @SolidZach
      @SolidZach 7 років тому +8

      Dormammu I've come to bargain

  • @amirgarcia547
    @amirgarcia547 7 років тому +157

    Welp. This makes the first film look like an Oscar-winning masterpiece.

    • @BRIANOCONNOR2003
      @BRIANOCONNOR2003 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah I know that

    • @ThorfinnSonofThors892
      @ThorfinnSonofThors892 3 роки тому +23

      Yeah. Kind of off topic, but I find it ironic that an ancient pyramid under Antarctica is somehow better lit than a small town in Colorado, lmao.

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 6 років тому +56

    At least the predalien looked cool,.....
    You know,
    When we get to see it

  • @rolanday588
    @rolanday588 7 років тому +343

    The alien finds out that apparently that it and the predator have mothers with the same name, the end

    • @alphacountdownlists7111
      @alphacountdownlists7111 7 років тому +30

      Madeus Gerstenlauer then they become best friends and one dies and then the alive one is super sad so he sets out to form a team with Jason and micheal Myers and leather face to completely merc on some fuckers

    • @budahbaba7856
      @budahbaba7856 7 років тому +14

      YES! I love it! Start shooting tomorrow! :)

    • @jackriver1999
      @jackriver1999 7 років тому +1

      Ba Dum Tss!

    • @minuteman3317
      @minuteman3317 7 років тому +15

      Predator: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?!
      Jason Voorhees: It's his mothers name!

    • @grimsquad273
      @grimsquad273 6 років тому

      They walked off scene. Had a beer...

  • @ghosttt5774
    @ghosttt5774 7 років тому +136

    I remember seeing this film somewhere around 11,12 years old-ish and being utterly disgusted and terrified about the fact that I saw this Alien-Predator Hybrid lay eggs in a pregnant women, on from that day forward to hate this movie so freaking much!
    The whole main plot about the pizza delivery guy getting some pussy-LIKE WTF!?
    ALIENS v PREDATOR:REQ...GAH-BAGE!

    • @shadowleon659
      @shadowleon659 7 років тому +13

      Atleast the first Alien vs Predator film had relatable characters. But this one doesn't

    • @FrostSpirit617
      @FrostSpirit617 6 років тому +1

      LOL YOU SAW IT THAT YOUNG! I am too scared to watch it, I heard it’s disturbing

    • @adamgallyot9063
      @adamgallyot9063 5 років тому

      I also watch it when I was young (I watch AVPR before I watch AVP) and I remembered how dark the movie was. I can't see the Predalien very well that I thought it was just an ordinary Alien until the end where I can barely see its mandibles.

    • @hrudaypatil564
      @hrudaypatil564 2 роки тому +3

      it really was disturbing, the guy who was behind this films main storyline is a psychopath
      the hospital scene was the worst

    • @klaustank8627
      @klaustank8627 2 роки тому

      I first watched the movie, when I was around 8 or 9 years old because my father watched all kinds of movies with me, including horror (except the Zombie genre) to toughen me up or so?
      And I loved the movie, besides getting a bit disturbed for a few weeks.
      In retrospective, it endet up being my favorite movie from the A&P franchise.
      I am honestly kinda shocked right now, what a bad resonance the movie has gotten, because I loved it. I loved it because it was so gory, dark, horrifying and action stuffed especially, when comparing it to the first part. I probably was just too young to recognize how bad the rest of the movie (the characters and the teen stuff) is, because on one hand, I just doesn’t watched UA-cam and any movie criticism back in the das and formed completely my own opinion without letting an influencer influence my opinion and on the over hand I just wanted to see people get ripped apart, Aliens get executed and the awesome wolfs-predator get challenged by the threatening new predator killing Predalien.
      Maybe I‘ll do a rewatch of all the movies to form a updated opinion.

  • @jimmyjims83
    @jimmyjims83 7 років тому +31

    The "Choppa" scene in the first Predator was executed so damn well! The timing and tone of the music, Arnie's wound (props to the makeup fx team), the low shot that depicts struggle and vulnerability, and of course Arnie's famous line "GET TO THA CHOPPA!" - Damn, man. No wonder this was one of the most iconic scenes in Pedator! Can't find movie magic like this anymore... it's all about money and instant gratification.

  • @xProtobro
    @xProtobro 7 років тому +759

    the guy who wrote this screenplay is also writting Avatar 2,3,4,5.... brace yourselves

    • @patricksackett270
      @patricksackett270 7 років тому +57

      Aaron James Cameron is co-writing the scrips too. They have been writing the scripts for a few years now, so maybe they'll be good or even great. I guess we'll have to see 👌

    • @paulie.walnuts2838
      @paulie.walnuts2838 7 років тому +6

      Aaron i love a bit of shaft

    • @Santi-ei3qf
      @Santi-ei3qf 7 років тому +9

      Facepalm

    • @tony46126
      @tony46126 7 років тому +14

      That many sequels... but the avatar script was still being developed during the filming of Titanic ?

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 7 років тому +5

      Aaron Oh boy. This isn't going to end well!

  • @dBOTHERER
    @dBOTHERER 7 років тому +432

    chris : (laughs loudly)
    starlord : thats a fake laugh.
    chris : its real!!!!!
    starlord : totally fake.
    chris : that is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life.

    • @jblade5218
      @jblade5218 7 років тому +15

      Groot : I am Groot!

    • @Metal-Man-2000
      @Metal-Man-2000 7 років тому +4

      AlwaysLookCool 729 Gamora:You don't get to ask questions after the nonsense you pulled on Knowhere!

    • @HumansFreshlyBorn
      @HumansFreshlyBorn 7 років тому +1

      Rings Of Silence Rocket: Fuck you all

    • @JazukaiX
      @JazukaiX 7 років тому +1

      I see normies have come to ruin the joke and just turn it into quoting guardians

    • @pitchingwedge7546
      @pitchingwedge7546 7 років тому +1

      a couple uh jackasses standing in a circle

  • @kellenbrennan6992
    @kellenbrennan6992 4 роки тому +67

    The next one should be called “alien 3 vs predators”

    • @GreatOldOne9866
      @GreatOldOne9866 4 роки тому +2

      If fox actually got their shit together, they could bring the AVP franchise together in a new trilogy to actually TELL A GOOD STORY!

    • @diego1615
      @diego1615 3 роки тому +1

      If they make a new AVP movie it should be set in the future because aliens in the 21 century is so boring

    • @firelightyear
      @firelightyear 3 роки тому +1

      A video game that would take place after the original would be called “Alien vs Predator : Isolated hunting grounds.”

    • @daredevil6145
      @daredevil6145 2 роки тому

      ^^ Just like how Zombies on Current Age, I find boring
      Everyone does the same
      That is why I am interested in some Historical Era type situation where Zombie Outbreak occurs, so looking forward to see that *Kingdom* Show

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley Рік тому

      Aliens & Predators vs. Steamboat Willie

  • @MysteriousMiddleEast
    @MysteriousMiddleEast 7 років тому +49

    F is to high.

  • @JamesFarrOfficial
    @JamesFarrOfficial 7 років тому +74

    In violent agreement here.

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 5 років тому +41

    Alien settings: Gritty spaceships, harrowing derelict planets
    Predator settings: Sweaty atmospheric Jungles and a Sweaty City, technically a Concrete Jungle.
    AVP 1 Setting: Mysterious Antarctic Mayan Temple, however that works.
    AVP Requiem Setting: *Some suburbs and a hospital but you can't even see them because there's no light.*

  • @rogerpuzzitiello
    @rogerpuzzitiello 7 років тому +188

    Oh hey, what movie is Chris reviewing today?
    See's it's AVP Requiem
    Shit, it's THAT movie.

  • @hemmingwayfan
    @hemmingwayfan 7 років тому +92

    This movie for me was just sort of "meh" until they got to that scene with the pregnant women. At that point I was just all "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!???!!!"

    • @jakeanderson6197
      @jakeanderson6197 7 років тому +1

      hemmingwayfan i guess to show that aliens have no boundaries in killing

    • @jakeanderson6197
      @jakeanderson6197 7 років тому

      hemmingwayfan i guess to show that aliens have no boundaries in killing

    • @FlyingBitchSlap
      @FlyingBitchSlap 4 роки тому +2

      Lol yeah deff ^ his reason but I was like damn kill the kid thats fucked no way they could beat that then the pregnant girl shit happened 😅

    • @nathanshkopiak9060
      @nathanshkopiak9060 3 роки тому +6

      I agree, I think they crossed a bit of a l be there.

    • @hrudaypatil564
      @hrudaypatil564 2 роки тому

      Fr

  • @stinkyblood12345
    @stinkyblood12345 4 роки тому +23

    This film was shot in my neighborhood. I wanted to see if I could get myself in as an extra but was in college at the time and the opportunity never came. After seeing this film I convinced myself that I dodged a bullet. Btw. this was filmed in Canada.

    • @LeanBeyondMeasure
      @LeanBeyondMeasure 4 роки тому

      This is one of the best cheesy action thriller movies I've ever seen in all honesty sorry you didn't get the role. 💯

  • @trungkhoaLe
    @trungkhoaLe 7 років тому +432

    Review the rest of Predator franchise too leading up to Shane Black Predator

    • @h.u.n.k493
      @h.u.n.k493 7 років тому +12

      thi nga pha we'll have to wait awhile for those.

    • @bamb0ostick
      @bamb0ostick 7 років тому +19

      I wouldn't mind that. I enjoyed the last movie, Predators. I don't understand why people hated it. I thought it was a better faithful sequel than Predator 2.

    • @fredesca8648
      @fredesca8648 7 років тому +26

      Super predators = spoiled rich kids with their own safari and high-end hunting equipment.

    • @r.alford3692
      @r.alford3692 7 років тому +19

      The only problem with predators is just how easy the predators themselves get killed. Other than that it is great.

    • @BeefHammer1
      @BeefHammer1 7 років тому +2

      thi nga pha it's been pushed back to the beginning of next year. so In true UA-cam fashion the reviews and tributes (honest trailers, EWW) and such will release right before :)

  • @Talox468
    @Talox468 7 років тому +342

    I accept that the first AVP movie is one my biggest guilty pleasures films... but this movie... is such a fucking horrible piece of shit!

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon 7 років тому

      The main problem I had with it was that it was lore breaking but other than that it was okay.

    • @mountaindewslave
      @mountaindewslave 7 років тому +9

      dude if this movie wasn't so fucking dark I feel like it could have been much better. 50% of it the viewer is like squinting. I like the premise, its just kind of unnecessarily gross at times and you can't really see the aliens

    • @Criticcizm
      @Criticcizm 7 років тому

      Lord Crow You know nothing.

    • @Talox468
      @Talox468 7 років тому +3

      WiffyLight ...Jon Snow

    • @DeetsterB
      @DeetsterB 7 років тому +1

      Lord Crow Yeah I like to watch AvP. Not a great movie but I enjoy it.
      This I saw once and wondered why I stayed to the end. Won't watch again. It's horrendous.

  • @El-Duderino-His-Dudeness
    @El-Duderino-His-Dudeness 2 роки тому +9

    I just noticed a weird parallel. So the first AVP is directed by the Paul W S Anderson. On a structural level it has a lot of similarities to the first Resident Evil movie. Same director. Both movies have this giant underground complex where they show the holographic layout of it. Both movies have humans descend into this labyrinth where they're being killed multiple things. Like in RE it's zombies and Hive defenses. In AVP it's Aliens and Predators. But AVP Requiem in a way is like Resident Evil 2 and 3, the game, because of how the city gets blown up at the end.

  • @h.u.n.k493
    @h.u.n.k493 7 років тому +222

    This movie is a complete disgrace to BOTH franchises. Hate Alien 3 all you want, it is nowhere nearly as shitty as this.

    • @GaiashKetoji
      @GaiashKetoji 7 років тому +4

      Dormammu I still dislike Alien 3 more because it bored me while AvP Requiem had the occasional decent shot and a cool design for the Predalien.

    • @letz5464
      @letz5464 7 років тому +1

      Your opinion is shit. SHIT.

    • @TheBraunMachine2011
      @TheBraunMachine2011 7 років тому +11

      They're completely different though, Alien 3 is a dramatic reflective film, it's a conclusion to the series. AVPR had cool kills but the characters were bad, the only likable character was the cop. A3 was deeper by far.

    • @borek92
      @borek92 7 років тому +4

      Alien 3 is not shitty tho

    • @GaiashKetoji
      @GaiashKetoji 7 років тому +3

      Alien 3 tells you early on the prison is full of murderers and rapists and that Ripley is going to die so you don't care about who lives or dies. Add the fact the alien isn't intelligent like in the other movies and there is nothing to invest in with that film.

  • @memorandom7484
    @memorandom7484 7 років тому +129

    Never even saw the end of this movie. Got to the maternity ward sequence and was like "Nope, fuck this"

    • @isaquepazdasilva8752
      @isaquepazdasilva8752 7 років тому +21

      Memorandom that scene is pure shit

    • @DeathWatch-jh3yx
      @DeathWatch-jh3yx 7 років тому +23

      Memorandom I saw that shit as a child... But I didn't remember it. That is because the brain sometimes eliminates bad experiences or memories to protect itself from emotional harm/scars.

    • @thedankone245
      @thedankone245 7 років тому +24

      Memorandom Thr scene was so unnecessary it was terrible.

    • @isaquepazdasilva8752
      @isaquepazdasilva8752 7 років тому +15

      Tamahj Jamison i hated that scene so much, because it's not just one pregnant woman going to have a baby in that moment, it was dozens. Sorry for my bad english.

    • @themorrigan4409
      @themorrigan4409 7 років тому +22

      Yeah, that scene was just nothing but shock value and that was it. It was shocking yes, but pointless, hell even the actress seemed not to be into it

  • @barakatown1978
    @barakatown1978 4 роки тому +24

    I laughed out loud when the guy finally gets the girl and BAM she dies

  • @joyconkichi2698
    @joyconkichi2698 7 років тому +186

    I feel like nobody realizes that Chris is so close to 1M subs.

    • @meris8486
      @meris8486 7 років тому +3

      Holy shit only just noticed
      Hope he does something special for it

    • @williamblakehall2773
      @williamblakehall2773 7 років тому +1

      I've been noticing. He's going to be at minus 37K soon.

    • @Lat3ksi
      @Lat3ksi 7 років тому +1

      ThatOneKichiッ what do subscriptions have to do with anything?

    • @williamblakehall2773
      @williamblakehall2773 7 років тому +3

      For those of us who have been following him for months or even years, it's an interesting milestone. His 100,000th was a bit of a big deal, and his hitting 500,000 sort of stunned him. The subs basically show a vote of confidence.

    • @zeizee
      @zeizee 7 років тому

      William Blake Hall And youtube pays like what dollar in usa for subscriber?? And in nordic countries one guy had a brand new Toyota Land Cruiser, cause he hit 500.000 or something like that... And the car came from toyota not from youtube but he got it cause they wanted good publicity and they did video from it. Dark green 4x4 awd, 3,5turbo with webasto and leather interior... People think that toyota land cruiser is cheap but it costs a lot here... More than bmw x3, probly more than x5 too... That car they gave would have a price tag of 82.000€ or even more. Its really a car that if you cant drive the road your on with it anymore, there aint nothing better you can switch to cause you tried that with best one

  • @HappiestSadGuy
    @HappiestSadGuy 7 років тому +54

    The wolf predator's design was spectacular

    • @brian.jrmontoya3227
      @brian.jrmontoya3227 7 років тому +14

      HappiestSadGuy and pred alien is pretty rad! But fuck man this movie is awful.

    • @kain1799
      @kain1799 7 років тому +1

      I wasn't expecting to see an Emil avatar in the comments.

    • @brian.jrmontoya3227
      @brian.jrmontoya3227 7 років тому

      Kain good eye. Turned into a Drakenkard/Nier fanboy after Automata. So I switched up my avatar.

    • @kain1799
      @kain1799 7 років тому +2

      Brian. Jr Montoya I have yet to play the drakengard games. but I did play like roughly 3/5ths of the first nier. I just couldn't get past the Emil section underneath his manor because I couldn't see anything. much like this movie.

    • @anirudhviswanathan3986
      @anirudhviswanathan3986 7 років тому +1

      Kain
      Of all the reasons to not play Nier.... sighs*. Just increase the brightness settings on your TV. And you are not even done with the 1st ending!!!.

  • @ProDucktions0
    @ProDucktions0 6 років тому +306

    Requiem crossed the line for me with the hospital scene. Shock horror is the most desperate and lazy attempt to get a reaction from the audience. Can't genuinely scare or disturb somebody? Easy! Just show the Predalien regurgitate Xenomorph's into pregnant women's bodies to eat a fully formed child that's literally minutes away from being born. Add on literally seeing the Xeno's slide down the woman's neck and you got one of the worst scenes in cinema history. That's not scary. It's sick and lazy. I don't think a film has genuinely pissed me off as much as AVP: R just for that scene alone. Isn't it awesome that the only scene you can actually see in this pile of shit is that one? Nice. Fuck this movie.
    Edit: And for everybody saying "That's what Xenomorphs do!" yeah no shit. That doesn't mean it's okay to show it in a movie. Y'all are acting like this is some kind of Nature Documentary when it's a fucking movie. They crossed the line. There's no defending it.

    • @ErebusHellhound
      @ErebusHellhound 6 років тому +59

      I definitely agree with you! The shock value in this film were lazy and unnecessary. The writer must've added in an attempt to make the movie scarier, which it doesn't. It's disgusting and depressing in so many level.
      Another shocker that pissed me off the most was the off-screen implication of the Predalien and other Xenomorphs devouring a maternity ward full of infants. There are scenes that confirmed that it happened when Wolf was investigating the hospital and glimpses at the same ward with empty baskets and the windows were covered in blood as well. This film alone disgusted me more than any other films that I'd watched. I'm glad the directors no longer makes movies anymore!

    • @sasquatchycowboy5585
      @sasquatchycowboy5585 6 років тому +37

      See, and I know I'm going to start a nerd fight here, but that's what aliens supposed to be. That was the whole point of the xenomorph it's based off perverting human reproduction. The Facehugger is literally a vagina that rapes a man and forces him to give birth. The xenomorph itself is a perverted design of a sperm cell. It was meant to make you uncomfortable it was meant for that kind of shock horror. So. Don't actually have a problem with it because the fact that it bothers you meant it did what it was supposed to do. But hey I'm the one weirdo who liked this movie. I like the darker lighting at like the rubber suits, I like that it was cliche small-town American movie. With cliche small town American characters going up against these things. I guess I'm just a weirdo.

    • @devwheeler6289
      @devwheeler6289 6 років тому +21

      SasquatchyCowboy exactly. It’s like these idiots forgot this is a part Alien film. What do you expect the alien to do? Give the little babies some kisses?

    • @skoogert6967
      @skoogert6967 6 років тому +45

      Dev Wheeler well it’s not the fact that the aliens aren’t supposed to do that but it was unnecessary and didn’t need to be put in, it was only put it for the shock value and that’s pathetic.

    • @Centipede_Solaire
      @Centipede_Solaire 6 років тому +25

      I’ve read a few comments about this scene and personally I’m not disgusted or disturbed by the idea behind the scene especially given all the other sick stuff out there and horror movies. It’s the blatantly unearned attempt at school value that is despicable and irritated me so much

  • @TheBraunMachine2011
    @TheBraunMachine2011 7 років тому +36

    LMAO I knew Chris would get pissed at AVPR's "Get to Da Choppa!" reference hah! Arnold's delivery STILL owns. Honestly, I thought this was a Hilariocity worthy film. The ONLY good actor in the film was the cop.

    • @ThorfinnSonofThors892
      @ThorfinnSonofThors892 3 роки тому

      The cop was actually played by John Ortiz, who played the evil drug dealer in Fast & Furious 4. As mid as the Fast Saga is, especially now, I can safely say that any of those movies are more worth his time compared to AVP:R.

  • @tau12usr85
    @tau12usr85 7 років тому +262

    the hospital scene is the MAIN reason (the other reasons are obvious) why I don't ever have the urge to re-watch this movie,
    those women at the hospital were probably pretty close to giving birth, those babies were not fetuses, they were more than likely already mostly fully formed and kicking in the womb when they were eaten alive. I know it is just movie but just imaging it is disturbing. Not to mention what the expecting mother would have to experience, having to live during the birth of the aliens.

    • @joshchavez1153
      @joshchavez1153 7 років тому +78

      I agree with you about that. I don't necessarily hate the movie but I do think that it's pretty stupid mainly with the dumb teenagers in it. I think that the part with the pregnant women was disgusting and uncalled for.

    • @MrWinnfield
      @MrWinnfield 7 років тому +13

      Tau12us R that scene is fucking beautiful! Also wtf is this fetus nonsense of yours?
      Life is life no matter how small.

    • @tau12usr85
      @tau12usr85 7 років тому +42

      Glad you enjoyed it, as for the second part of your comment, maybe you should use your brain BEFORE typing your comments. what you said had nothing to do with what I said except for referencing fetuses.

    • @TheNightGroper
      @TheNightGroper 7 років тому +62

      +Tau12us R See that scene made me feel a rage and disgust for a movie I've not felt very often. It's not even for the fact that the scene is gross, that's fine, but did it earn any of that shit? Hell. Fucking. No. The whole movie was so boring and so bad, that after a while it felt like someone throwing anything at a wall saying, "Was that cool, and gruesome?!".
      I don't even remember most of this pile of trash. The only thing this should be remembered for is how big of a failure it is on every level.

    • @laffyraffy407
      @laffyraffy407 7 років тому +63

      That scene, and the scene with the Alien bursting from the child, were SOLELY there for the shock factor, and I despise that kinda shit SOOOOOOO MUCH. I've been watching horror movies since I was a child, and NOTHING has pissed me off and disgusted me more than that hospital scene. It was pointless and only filmed for the gore and to make the movie ""edgier""

  • @TheDrudgenator
    @TheDrudgenator 5 років тому +31

    The 20 million the studio took off the budget is probably from the lighting Department!!!!

  • @SharkieOttark
    @SharkieOttark 7 років тому +77

    I agree about the rating thing. I hated the over-the-top gore in this movie it was stupid and disturbing.

  • @alfredstimoli2590
    @alfredstimoli2590 5 років тому +10

    Actually the idea of the Alien running around earth, even if it was a small town was great. The Alien was always meant to be a weapon designed to take over from the inhabitants of a planet. This showed how they quickly multiply to an extent they can become a swarm. There was an indication of that in the flashback scene of the Predators fighting the Aliens in AVP. I wish they actually did an Alien movie where it's been unleashed on earth.

  • @Juanhernandez-zx7kt
    @Juanhernandez-zx7kt 7 років тому +42

    It's sad that Mortal Kombat XL did a better job at AVP than this piece of shit movie.

    • @cadethumann8605
      @cadethumann8605 7 років тому +3

      Juan hernandez That reminds me how the Smash Bros series does a better crossover between Mario and Sonic than the Olympic game series.

    • @veronicasilk8429
      @veronicasilk8429 6 років тому

      Mortal Kombat XL does a lot of things better than most movies.
      In fact, the cutscenes of MK9 and XL are far more enjoyable than the movies, in my opinion.

  • @Teatime7771
    @Teatime7771 7 років тому +111

    A good remake would be to bring back Sigourney Weaver and Arnold to be in a Alien vs Predator movie.

    • @GaiashKetoji
      @GaiashKetoji 7 років тому +20

      But both characters exist at completely different points in time.

    • @DeathRex88
      @DeathRex88 7 років тому +8

      That would be upsetting for a lot of different reasons and feel totally forced

    • @God_gundam36
      @God_gundam36 6 років тому +1

      Jon Stewart that would be fucking awesome what a prefect team up

    • @latch78
      @latch78 6 років тому +3

      Why wasn’t sigourney and Linda Hamilton in the Expendables franchise

  • @emiliomeeks3490
    @emiliomeeks3490 7 років тому +122

    1. Alien - A+
    2. Predator - A+
    3. Aliens - A+
    4. Predator 2 - B+
    5. Prometheus - B-
    6. Alien 3 - C+
    7. Alien Vs. Predator - C
    8. Predators - C-
    9. Alien Ressurection - D-
    10. AVP Requim - F

    • @nydiego08
      @nydiego08 7 років тому +17

      11. Alien Covenant - F -

    • @nydiego08
      @nydiego08 7 років тому +9

      11. Alien Covenant - F -

    • @nydiego08
      @nydiego08 7 років тому

      ToPimpAmAAdUntitledOverly80DAMNgoodkid Unmasterd Same for me

    • @airjordans2344
      @airjordans2344 7 років тому +20

      ToPimpAmAAdUntitledOverly80DAMNgoodkid Unmasterd oh cmon predators is not C. I’d say at least B+

    • @lloydbautista2055
      @lloydbautista2055 6 років тому +7

      +Yeezys I preferred Predators to Predator 2. My biggest issue with it though was that the setting seemed far too domestic and Earth-like for an alien world.

  • @blueg8731
    @blueg8731 6 років тому +39

    8:39 The best Stuckmann moment ever.

    • @Gkellio217
      @Gkellio217 3 роки тому +1

      I keep playing it over and over at that point🤣🤣🤣

  • @Kal-Grayskull
    @Kal-Grayskull 7 років тому +131

    Ugh I hated this film. Horrible quality. Also it went too far with killing off kids and pregnant women, that was just so messed up and an insult to the franchise.

    • @soulextracter
      @soulextracter 7 років тому +7

      newt...

    • @godblackheart
      @godblackheart 7 років тому +12

      i 100% agree. it did not need to cross that line

    • @Kal-Grayskull
      @Kal-Grayskull 7 років тому +8

      Litshttam I would probably say this one was more gruesome than Jaws.

    • @Kal-Grayskull
      @Kal-Grayskull 7 років тому +3

      Christopher Crowell Would have been better if it was set in a different planet.

    • @suraventri2544
      @suraventri2544 7 років тому +5

      Litshttam Late to the party but this movie did cross the line with the pregnant ladies, it was bordering on Impregnation/Vore fetish in the way it was shot and the fact they only showed female characters being impregnated this way.
      The kid wasn't gory, it was just tasteless. It didn't add anything to the plot or any real horror at the kids' death, since we knew he would die, there was no "oh no he WAS facehugged!" or cliche' "adult lets kid die because they did something stupid" , just facehuggers attack people, we get more aliens to add to the meat grinder.

  • @Frozen_Death_Knight
    @Frozen_Death_Knight 7 років тому +74

    When I watched this film, I felt absolutely disgusted. That hospital scene with the pregnant woman and the alien is easily one of the worst scenes I have ever seen in a movie ever. The people who thought it was a good idea to add that into the film should be freaking ashamed of themselves.
    Also, yeah, the rest of the film is awful as well. The cinematography was so low quality with some of the worst lighting I have ever seen in a feature film. Any of the stuff that could have been redeemable, like the alien vs predator fight scenes, ended up being complete crap because of how the lighting was done. This movie is a textbook example of why lighting is so important when filming.

    • @Tobytyty101
      @Tobytyty101 6 років тому +10

      Frozen Death Knight Exactly. What made every other movie in the franchises work is that they showed the aliens/predators were menacing by having them go up again strong, fighting characters. Having them feast upon the vulnerability of babies and pregnant women is just disgusting. The filmmakers lost sight of what the franchises were and it showed. Hospital scene is by far one of my most hated scenes ever

    • @dong.corleone
      @dong.corleone 4 роки тому +4

      @@Tobytyty101 it feels like a scene that belongs in a Hostel or Saw film

    • @captainhowlerwilson508
      @captainhowlerwilson508 4 роки тому +4

      2Frog2 2Frog22 Please stop saying that. This doesn’t excuse for a lazy scene made purely for shock. As he said, the makers didn’t know what the franchise was really about.

    • @dong.corleone
      @dong.corleone 4 роки тому +5

      Captain Marvel Wilson yes exactly. I get the ALIEN films are grisly with their kill scenes but fuck, this is just something a psycho would write

    • @Giftedtib
      @Giftedtib 3 роки тому +1

      I thought it was fantastic

  • @ramirogarcia1967
    @ramirogarcia1967 4 роки тому +31

    The blonde girl getting nailed to a wall with the star thingy is still one of my favorite movie kills..

    • @ramirogarcia1967
      @ramirogarcia1967 3 роки тому

      @Joe Russel do they have a name for what’s wrong with you??

  • @sneedfeed7204
    @sneedfeed7204 7 років тому +599

    what are these thumbnail faces anymore lol.

    • @MorrisseyMuse
      @MorrisseyMuse 7 років тому +10

      Somali Pirate Who Pirated Your Girlfriend you can usually tell the grade from the face :)

    • @web-linez4436
      @web-linez4436 7 років тому +1

      Somali Pirate Who Pirated Your Girlfriend for views I guess :/

    • @Buddhistsocialist
      @Buddhistsocialist 7 років тому +3

      Somali Pirate Who Pirated Your Girlfriend damn didn't you comment on some djakedemik shit

    • @sneedfeed7204
      @sneedfeed7204 7 років тому +12

      xxplvb yea I'm everywhere so probably. I take my work very seriously

    • @rodster6campingprepper
      @rodster6campingprepper 7 років тому +6

      I don't know why every youtube movie reviewer seems to think they need a picture of their face pulling a funny expression in every thumbnail now. Just seems to be a trend everyone is copying.

  • @AnAmericanMusician
    @AnAmericanMusician 7 років тому +20

    So yeah... about that hospital scene with the pregnant lady....................

    • @Eccel9000
      @Eccel9000 7 років тому +2

      AnIrishComposer What about it? *Makes taunting face

    • @jacobstaten2366
      @jacobstaten2366 7 років тому +5

      the directors apparently hate pregnant women. They did that stupid movie with the aliens that run on brains and have ships immortal to nukes and a pregnant woman and it similarly pisses you off

  • @philax1545
    @philax1545 7 років тому +6

    "This movie makes Doom look like a beaming ray of sunlight"... You are the GOAT Chris

  • @highdefinitionapollo2189
    @highdefinitionapollo2189 7 років тому +92

    This should have been a hilariocity review.

    • @thegroove14
      @thegroove14 7 років тому +9

      Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!

    • @EdgarTheRaven
      @EdgarTheRaven 7 років тому

      Shut up Garrick...

    • @Dancerama6
      @Dancerama6 7 років тому +1

      George Zhang my thoughts exactly. He should have eviscerated the lighting even more than he did.

    • @Tiberiu.Constantin
      @Tiberiu.Constantin 7 років тому

      Finally sb gets it.

    • @Jack_nnn_
      @Jack_nnn_ 7 років тому +4

      George Zhang This movie isn't even bad in a funny way, though. It's just.... SHIT

  • @sporeman1331
    @sporeman1331 7 років тому +4

    Funnily enough one of the things in that movie that annoyed me the most was that the Xeno blood dissolved flesh like it does metal. In Aliens they show the blood cause bad chemical burns to Hudson's arm, but it didn't fall off or burn down to/past the bone. Strong acids more readily dissolve metal, while strong bases dissolve organic compounds better.

  • @ProgrammedForDamage
    @ProgrammedForDamage 4 роки тому +6

    Man that Alan Silvestri score in the sample from the original movie is in itself better than anything in AvP:R.

  • @somalipiratessecondaccthat968
    @somalipiratessecondaccthat968 7 років тому +858

    Chris definitely didn't grow up with this one

  • @chriswood1821
    @chriswood1821 6 років тому +6

    Agree with the comments about the hospital scene completely. You just can't do that shit. I get that there' always gotta be a pretty gnarly scene in an Alien movie, and they're always trying to "raise the bar" and that... but I hate seeing anything to do with kids dying in movies, especially so horrifically. It's just a line you don't cross. That scene got me really angry.

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen Рік тому

      Lol just no. It’s fine for kids to die when it’s obviously going to lead to that. Be real, when there are facehuggers and xenomorphs around, there ARE going to attack everyone around them, that includes kids. Making steps in order to avoid kids getting killed is just shamefless spineless censorship. The hospital is unnecessary because it’s too hyper specific for it to happen, but a kid having a face bigger implant eggs inside him is 100% plausible and that’s IS something that will happen.
      That’s a like that you SHOULD cross to convey that no one is safe. The pregnant woman scene isn’t necessary but the child chestbuster scene is. You CAN do that kind of stuff. You just need to stop being so squeamish as you are, seriously.

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen Рік тому

      Lol just no. It’s fine for kids to die when it’s obviously going to lead to that. Be real, when there are facehuggers and xenomorphs around, there ARE going to attack everyone around them, that includes kids. Making steps in order to avoid kids getting killed is just shamefless spineless censorship. The hospital is unnecessary because it’s too hyper specific for it to happen, but a kid having a face bigger implant eggs inside him is 100% plausible and that’s IS something that will happen. That’s a like that you SHOULD cross to convey that no one is safe. The pregnant woman scene isn’t necessary but the child chestbuster scene is. You CAN do that kind of stuff. You just need to stop being so squeamish as you are, seriously.

  • @cogitae
    @cogitae 6 років тому +28

    The maternity scene set the tone for the rest of the movie: It was a gorefest with the creatures in plain sight for the sake of showing shocking scenes and make a profit out of edgy people who think it's cool to show blood and guts for the sake of it. Which is extremely insulting when you think about the reason why Alien and Predator scare the shit out of us in their first movies. The reason they scare us its because we don't see them, they don't go out on the gore and turn it into Hostel meets Jigsaw, it was the whole paranoia and mystery surrounding those creatures what made the first movies (and their first sequels so the argument of "it's been showed once so it can't have the same effect again" is invalid) such amazing masterpieces. Fans don't go to those movies looking for blood scenes or gore, we go for the thriller feeling of a sentient killing machine that is watching down on you from somewhere you can't see them. This movie is ironically showing way too much while ALSO not showing enough with their shitty camera direction. If you want to go all out, then go all out, but they softballed the gore with the dark pictures while also forgetting the tone of both Alien and Predator.
    Also the whole predalien hospital scene opens a lot of plot holes regarding it's anatomy and behavior. Where did it get the vocal ovipositor from if neither adult xenomorphs not predators have internalized ovipositors? I mean its mixed DNA so, where the hell did the predalien get that from, and even if it was the queen thats mixed with the predator, it makes no sense because theres a gap between the egg phase and the larvae phase. Why is it able to shove down several eggs in one go when its predecesor can only put one and it takes two days to do so, and the other predecesor is basically asexual because their kind only thinks about hunting? Why choose pregnant women when it was set before in the canon series that facehuggers would rather impregnate men? And why didn't its offspring go into the same breeding drive and impregnate every other hospital maternity ward nearby? And the most important, the original Alien would kill anything or anyone that didn't have its offspring inside, and the predator wouldnt kill a prey that has health issues or is unable to fight back. So basically, that is a HUGE conflict between two races when it comes to pregnant women, given that they don't have alien offspring inside of them while also being extremely weak and unable to be chased down. So how do you justify that kind of violence when it doesn't make sense from the get go?
    There's more plot holes, of course. But TL;DR, this movie sucks.

    • @captainhowlerwilson508
      @captainhowlerwilson508 4 роки тому +3

      It was the scene itself that was disgusting for the sake of it. There are plot holes with the scene alright, but it was never established that the aliens only impregnate men.

    • @cogitae
      @cogitae 4 роки тому +2

      ​@@captainhowlerwilson508 I never said "Only", I said " they would rather impregnate men". Only in AVP1 we have a female victim to becoming a host for a xeno and it was even cut off bc of the pg13 rate, the blonde chick with spiky hair. RIpley's impregnation in A3 doesn't even count because the movie had lots of plot holes from the prologue alone and no one liked the idea of her being a victim to the Queen bc it ruined the tone of the first two movies. Only when Lex and Scar get the real first position as main characters into action is that the AVP movie takes off in a good way. because that's what this movie series is all about, an ultimate battle between female warriors for the sake of their own kind.
      In all of the other movies the impregnation is done on men because the entire Alien franchise is a metaphor to sexual violence men do on women but with the roles reversed, as well as other sexual undertones that come from bdsm with the entire design of the creatures. Even the tiniest bit of Alien anatomy has a purpouse, which is why it can also become one with other races, depending on the host it will have unique characteristics and preferences. The facehugger with it's hands-like anatomy and phalic ovipositor is literally an analogy to forced oral sex, same way everything Giger did had to do with sexuality in some way. The art books on Alien concept art show further into this.
      That's why Alien3 and Alien4 were terrible too, because they missed the mark of that Alien and Alien2 were trying to evoke on viewers, especially male viewers of that time period. Alien1 is basically a fight between two intelligent females on different species. Alien 2 is a fight between two mothers trying to protect their babies (Newt on Ripley's side, the eggs on the Queen's side). So why would we suddenly turn pregnant women into easy targets for xenos?
      Because the men directing and writing this crap think pregnant women are weak and they wanted to reeeeally push the edgy card. Also let me tell you: even a woman pregnant of 9 months would at least try to get off the bed to get away from the thing even if they would have to waddle. Hell, they cant run but they can at least take cover, they aren't useless cows waiting to be breeded by xenos. The women in that ward just stood there to scream awaiting death as if they were inmobile from the waist down. The first pregnant waitress is justified because she was attacked by surprise, but the ward? That was just a wreck.

    • @iamcuthulu316
      @iamcuthulu316 4 роки тому

      There are female predators, they are generally larger and praying mantis their mates after mating.

    • @joshuabonesteel2303
      @joshuabonesteel2303 2 роки тому

      @@cogitae you realize the first xeno the marines come across in Aliens comes out of the chest of a woman right? Kind of flies in the face of your theory of the first two movies. Aliens are a species that will grab and impregnate any creature that doesn't prove to be an immediate threat they must dispose of. Honestly, there isn't a good answer as to why the predalien only focuses on women unless it really knew it could get more aliens out of the mix. What is interesting is apparently the predalien is a deadend, for it can only create more aliens.

  • @ianquyck9834
    @ianquyck9834 7 років тому +20

    The Predator/Xenomorph hybrid's head looks kind of like the Elites from Halo

  • @nerulon089
    @nerulon089 7 років тому +146

    The whole movie is a garbage buuuut the sewer scene when the predator trap the aliens was pretty cool :S pls dont hate me.

    • @dereksbooks
      @dereksbooks 5 років тому +9

      Would've been much cooler if it weren't shot in pitch darkness.

    • @Impulset0
      @Impulset0 5 років тому +1

      ya it was dope

    • @captainhowlerwilson508
      @captainhowlerwilson508 4 роки тому +3

      That scene was fine. It at least had some creativity.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 4 роки тому

      I don't hate you

  • @roninglx
    @roninglx 7 років тому +8

    one of my favorite scenes from Predator is when Dutch and his team start emptying their clips on the predator

  • @cobysmith3096
    @cobysmith3096 7 років тому +63

    You should review The Prestige. It's like one of Christopher Nolan's most underrated movie, and it's on Netflix now. Just wanna get the word out.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 років тому

      Coby Smith True, I liked that movie. I think not enough people knows about it!

    • @Tobytyty101
      @Tobytyty101 6 років тому +1

      Coby Smith One of my favorite films to date

    • @pavma7
      @pavma7 5 років тому

      Its an amazing movie

    • @LoganWood121
      @LoganWood121 4 роки тому

      It's his best film in my opinion.

  • @pillsareyummy
    @pillsareyummy 7 років тому +32

    I thought that both AVP as well as AsVP were abysmal abominations. However, in my opinion the latter was better than the former. Apparently, they'll be releasing a 'special cut' of Aliens Vs Predator, that'll have deleted scenes released to the public. One scene will show the Predator going to McDonalds and ordering a large Big Mac meal, later killing everyone in the restaurant because they didn't put enough Mac Sauce on his burger.

    • @agentlongwood
      @agentlongwood 7 років тому

      100% the second one is better. Both have complete garbage human characters, so that's a wash. Both have decent xenomorph monsters, so that's a wash. AvP has GARBAGE predators, while Requiem has one of the best Predators in the franchise. I could watch Wolf take down xenomorphs all damn day. Give me 2 hours of that. I don't care in the slightest about the predator cub scouts from the first AvP, trying to get their shoulder cannon merit badges.

  • @mdm5216
    @mdm5216 6 років тому +4

    I actually did think there was a problem with my TV because the picture was so dark.

  • @Whiskeey666
    @Whiskeey666 7 років тому +53

    best part is when the kid's love interest is killed

  • @BlueEyesWhiteGuy89
    @BlueEyesWhiteGuy89 7 років тому +128

    The maternity ward scene ruined the movie for me and made me feel violently ill.

    • @Alhawaii1
      @Alhawaii1 6 років тому +4

      Jason Middleton boo hoo

    • @Alhawaii1
      @Alhawaii1 6 років тому +11

      Can't handle a little violence? Watch Bambi

    • @italianlove5942
      @italianlove5942 5 років тому +16

      Grim Reaper yeah it was just to much

    • @the-lonemandalorian2674
      @the-lonemandalorian2674 5 років тому +3

      Alhawaii um that has violence too you idiot

    • @FooMantis
      @FooMantis 5 років тому +26

      @@Alhawaii1 Yeah! Babies getting murdered is super cool! Look what a cool, tough guy Alhawaii is!

  • @kevinpatterson9971
    @kevinpatterson9971 4 роки тому +2

    I couldn’t agree more with this review. AVP Requiem was the worst theater released film that I’ve ever seen by a wide margin. It was honestly so bad that I left the theater angry. To parrot other commenters - the hospital scenes were disgusting, vile, and unnecessary cinematic garbage. The person that wrote that scene should be ashamed of themselves and question their humanity. Anyone that was in any way involved with this celluloid abomination should never be allowed to make a movie ever again.

  • @VidfreekCD
    @VidfreekCD 7 років тому +14

    I actually complained about this to FOX, I saw it in the theaters and it was NOT that dark. Somehow some black filter got thrown on top of the Bluray release and you really cant see anything thats going on. Prime example, when the kid gets his face melted about half way through the film, you could see all of that detail in the theater and I believe the DVD is actually okay with this too, but the Bluray, its insanely dark and thats not how the movie is supposed to be. I have no idea what happened and no release has ever fixed it either. I didnt hate the movie like you did and yes its stupid but that was fine for me, its still better than Resident Evil the Final Chapter and I was sad about how horrible that turned out, lol.

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 7 років тому +1

      Chaz Dumbaugh Have you tried bumping up the brightness of your tv? (you know there's something wrong with whatever is on your screen when you have to do that...)

    • @VidfreekCD
      @VidfreekCD 7 років тому +3

      WH250398 That doesn't help much when the movie is insanely dark, all others look fine and like I said, it was not this dark when I saw it in the theater, to my surprise I couldn't see anything happening when I bought the bluray later, something happened with that transfer and Fox never did anything about it

    • @HERITAGE12
      @HERITAGE12 7 років тому

      i think your onto something. i dont rememeber it being that dark in the cinema either and ive noticed since the whole "4k" thing has started to take off some of that looks murky as fuk / not right on my bog standard PC monitor.

  • @m4rcin847
    @m4rcin847 4 роки тому +3

    Who the fuck thought that throwing Alien and Predator to "group of teenagers dying one by one" slasher is a good idea??? WHO!? Those are two ICONS of cinematography and they flush them in a toilet to a "Z class moronic horrors" septic tank. This movie is a straight insult.

  • @SP-cp3qu
    @SP-cp3qu 2 роки тому +1

    this is one of my favorites of your reviews, I agree with your takes 100% and love your passion!

  • @etgohome1343
    @etgohome1343 7 років тому +154

    This is one of the worst movies ever made. It's the worst one in both of the franchises.

    • @luiskern8910
      @luiskern8910 7 років тому +4

      absolutely, it is a complete waste of time.

    • @etgohome1343
      @etgohome1343 7 років тому +7

      Luis Kern And it had one of the coolest ideas ever! The Predalien sounds like such an awesome idea!

    • @luiskern8910
      @luiskern8910 7 років тому +6

      the predalien was always cool in the video games and i was totally hyped when i saw it at the end of AvP 2004, but u just didn't see much of it in this movie ( due to the shitty lightning ) and it just didn't really blow me away.

    • @luisdavila1236
      @luisdavila1236 7 років тому +1

      ETgohome13 then you should play the video game from 2010,THATS cool,but it's so sad when an awesome creation gets put in an awful movie,like the only Alien movies with the Xenomorph Warriors is A L I E N S and AVP:R,

    • @sunthegamer7433
      @sunthegamer7433 7 років тому +1

      ETgohome13 which is worse Dragon Ball Evolution, Sonic 06, Undertale Fandom, FNAF fandom, or this

  • @AgentHavoc77
    @AgentHavoc77 7 років тому +9

    Clicked the notification so fast...not even human anymore.....

    • @Thunderbolt8296
      @Thunderbolt8296 7 років тому +1

      Are you a servant of the secret fire? Do you wield the flame of Arnor? Can I pass?

    • @AgentHavoc77
      @AgentHavoc77 7 років тому +1

      Thunderbolt8296 Fool of a Took, you shall not pass!

  • @hiattgrey9161
    @hiattgrey9161 2 роки тому +4

    I feel so bad for the Xenomorphs in the film. They were just being used as punching bags to the Predalien and a plot device for Wolf to kill.

    • @Jenova867
      @Jenova867 Рік тому

      Good riddance kill the vermin

  • @lelabotoxique
    @lelabotoxique 7 років тому +359

    This should've been a Hilariocity. THIS. Not Alien: Resurrection.

    • @activegames4439
      @activegames4439 7 років тому +28

      lelabotoxique How? At least this movie doesn't have ugly newborns. LOOK AT THE NEWBORNS IN RESURRECTION! They look God awful! That aside, Resurrection wasn't trying to be a movie, it was trying to be a very long season finale Animated TV show.

    • @possesed7
      @possesed7 7 років тому +9

      I agree, as well as 95% comments on that misrable review.
      But who cares, Chris doesn't read any comment, he's not giving any fucks about opinion of his subs.

    • @paladinhank1278
      @paladinhank1278 7 років тому +3

      lelabotoxique totally agree man.

    • @Gunnar001
      @Gunnar001 7 років тому +19

      lelabotoxique They are both total fucking garbage and both shouldn't exist.

    • @sh0g0kawada
      @sh0g0kawada 7 років тому +30

      "Hilariocity" means that it was so bad, it became unintentionally funny. AVPR went beyond that.

  • @mgress100
    @mgress100 5 років тому +11

    I know I'm very much alone but I love this movie lol. Helped a lot to imagine the PredAlien was spawned from an Alien King which I believe the director said was the intent

    • @captainhowlerwilson508
      @captainhowlerwilson508 4 роки тому

      Is that all the reason you could come up with. The director failed that promise.

    • @brca9585
      @brca9585 4 роки тому +5

      Lol, you're not alone bro

  • @tanishaadames8827
    @tanishaadames8827 5 років тому +6

    "Just why, why. I don't need this." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @PetroliumStation
    @PetroliumStation 4 роки тому +18

    I found the first AVP movie to be on a fanfiction level in terms of story concept but produced with high quality props. Requiem was more gritty and I appreciated that it went as far as it did with the violence and gore. Yes it is too dark for sure, but at least I didn't know who was gonna live or die by the end of the movie.

    • @captainhowlerwilson508
      @captainhowlerwilson508 2 роки тому +8

      I disagree. It was absolutely unnecessary. I don’t mean have no gore, I mean have it for a reason, and this film had to it for absolutely no reason at all. Stop excusing this stuff. They went too far with the gore because they thought that was only what the audiences wanted. The story sucks, the characters suck and that hospital scene is the epitome of fanboys not understanding the lore of a universe, and just thinking they can go all out with something like that. That is just vile and disgusting and should not be defended at all.

    • @Valkinsenn
      @Valkinsenn 2 роки тому +4

      @@captainhowlerwilson508 The filmmakers quite obviously did not give two shits when they made this dumpster fire of a movie. They _gleefully_ shat all over both franchises, pissed away every opportunity they had to build stakes and tension, and characters worth rooting for, and actively insulted the audience's intelligence at every turn.

    • @predatoreusfilms9992
      @predatoreusfilms9992 2 роки тому

      No such thing as going too far with the gore in a movie like this. It’s just a movie, the effects (when you could see them) were the best part

  • @firery794
    @firery794 3 роки тому +3

    So we have:
    -Godzilla vs Kong
    -Aliens vs Predator
    -Freddy vs Jason
    -Batman v Superman
    How did we get Freddy vs Jason before Terminator vs Robocop?

  • @woabeatz9717
    @woabeatz9717 7 років тому +42

    Need a flashlight 🔦🔦🔦🔦🔦to see the movie....

  • @SuperCrippledGamer
    @SuperCrippledGamer 7 років тому +9

    7:10
    "Are you F*%#ING KIDDING ME!"
    WOW, Chris got loud there. O_o
    EDIT: At 8:39 as well.

  • @gk_knight
    @gk_knight 7 років тому +22

    Totally agree re the gore. The maternity hospital scene really disturbed and appalled me.

    • @RogueT-Rex8468
      @RogueT-Rex8468 5 років тому +2

      GK_Knight honestly that was for cheap shock value. And I literally said "wow. You are that desperate. THIS. DESPERATE. To keep our attention? Omfg how long is left?"

  • @ozybeastias8893
    @ozybeastias8893 4 роки тому +3

    Chris: "Just look at this scene and tell me how FUCKING awesome it is!"
    (a Pampers ad pops up with the song "Born to be Wild" playing in the background)
    Me: Ah yes, truly a masterpiece of cinema.

    • @firelightyear
      @firelightyear 3 роки тому

      Pampers? Don’t you mean Huggies cruisers? It had the song in that commercial... God diaper commercial ads are so cringe these days...

    • @ozybeastias8893
      @ozybeastias8893 3 роки тому

      @@firelightyear I'm pretty sure it was Pampers, but I could be wrong.

    • @firelightyear
      @firelightyear 3 роки тому

      @@ozybeastias8893 Oh yeah, I saw the commercial on television with my own eyes and ears. And it was Huggies diapers... But it was the Huggies cruisers. Look it up man...

  • @AICfanAZ
    @AICfanAZ 7 років тому +6

    "So, in a way Alien fans in particular are finally getting a wish they've had for a long time and that was to see aliens on Earth and not up in space..."
    Last time I checked, Antarctica (setting if the first AvP) is on Earth.

  • @FRKAnimeExaminer
    @FRKAnimeExaminer 7 років тому +5

    True story. When this was out in the theater my husband and I decided to go out and see it for a date night. At the time I had found out a couple of weeks prior to this that I was pregnant. Cut to the scene with the Aliens implanting their children into the pregnant women. Yeah, after that I vowed I wasn't going to see any more movies where a main character was pregnant until my kid was born because it was going to give me weird ideas.

  • @isaactheworshipwarrior6687
    @isaactheworshipwarrior6687 4 роки тому +2

    You know I really want to watch this movie. It's just that every time I turn it on, I can't see anything.

  • @maybewise
    @maybewise 5 років тому +4

    I remember coming across this movie, and thinking that there was just something wrong with my vision, or that there was a glare somewhere.

  • @Xenosaurian
    @Xenosaurian 6 років тому +13

    AVP wasn't "great", it was absolutely awesome, and not at all "dumb", but rather misunderstood and underrated. AVPR had a big issue with the lighting, there's absolutely no denying that, but I'm still very much just as fond of this film as with the first one and holds essentially the same opinions in regards to it being very underrated. Also, this isn't about "a Xenomorph walking around a small town", but rather it's about a terrifying new Predalien leading a horde of other Aliens on a nightmare slaughter through a small town and essentially demonstrating what a Xenomorph infestation set loose on Earth would look like" and again, it's absolutely awesome, though the lighting is still a big problem, and there are minor problems that could have been improved as well, noting that some of the gore was very disturbing and I'm not sure whether to see this as something positive or negative (and it was clearly not presented as something we would be okay with, but rather as something terrifying and haunting that would probably happen during such events), but otherwise I love this movie and I'm very much serious on that! In regards to Eddie the cop talking to Dallas the convict about everything that's going on is because THEY ARE CLOSE FRIENDS, which is revealed if you pay attention. AVPR's tribute to Predator through the "Get to the chopper!" line wasn't even that bad! Sure, it could have been better, but it wasn't THAT bad. xD And I still don't understand why you expect there to be some sort of "happy ending" to these films. The ending was epic, intense, and absolutely great (not intended to have us feel okay with it, but experiencing the incredible horror that the people in the film experienced), again something which would be pretty much expected during a Xenomorph infestation after the military is made aware that the entire town has been rapidly dropping in its population and is suddenly exposed to some completely unknown threat that could soon expand to other parts of the country with no apparent means of stopping it, so they drop a doomsday weapon on the already lost town, perfectly reflecting how a Xenomorph infestation on Earth would indeed be a doomsday event. I'm still waiting for the sequel.

    • @sebastiancintron29
      @sebastiancintron29 6 років тому +4

      Xenosaurian you're never getting that sequel.
      This movie got the death it deserved.

    • @Xenosaurian
      @Xenosaurian 6 років тому +2

      First off, it's highly likely that we will be getting a third AVP, especially seeing as Fox has always been interested in the shared universe (including a continuation to AVP), which has become a big topic of discussion in regards to Shane Black's The Predator. Second, AVP isn't "dead" by any means, it never even got close to dying, it's always been alive and well both over at Fox as well as throughout the fandom. Or to quote Black, "I don't think AVP is dead, do you?" and I feel that this comment sums up this whole issue pretty neatly. Get real. xD

    • @sebastiancintron29
      @sebastiancintron29 6 років тому +4

      Xenosaurian nope keep dreaming. It's never gonna happen.
      You get real

    • @Xenosaurian
      @Xenosaurian 6 років тому +2

      Talk about expressing juvenile denial. xD

    • @sebastiancintron29
      @sebastiancintron29 6 років тому +2

      Xenosaurian says the guy that wants a sequel to this shit movie.

  • @MrThenorwood
    @MrThenorwood 4 роки тому +1

    I actually like the concept of what the Strause brothers are doing. They are showing Hollywood that you don't need 300 million dollars to do a film with top notch sfx, 40 million will do it. Unfortunately, while they are certainly very competent at effects, they are not so hot as directors. Still, if they succeed in bringing down the cost of blockbusters (their films all make profit), then that will be good for filmgoers as it will be less of a risk for the studio to make films based on lesser known IP and we will finally get a chance to see our favourite comic book characters, favourite novel characters and favourite game characters in movie form. I do wish they would get some directing tips from James Cameron though.

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 5 років тому +14

    "Get to the chopper!"
    He didn't even say it right. You're supposed to say, "GET TO DA CHOPPAAAAAHHHH!!!"

  • @MasterTSayge
    @MasterTSayge 7 років тому +19

    THIS REVIEW IS THE REASON WHY I SUBSCRIBED. You are spot on about everything. Especially the rating system. Studios today assume we just want to see gore, guts, and dead babies, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I want a good story which happens to be R.
    A perfect exampled of a great R rated movie. DEADPOOL!!!!!!!!!

    • @captainhowlerwilson508
      @captainhowlerwilson508 4 роки тому +2

      I would also like to add Se7en to the list as well, since it has stuff that is just as disturbing as this movie, but executed so well, because of how well written the protagonist and antagonist are.

  • @Cybopath
    @Cybopath 3 роки тому +2

    Slasher small town shit is what I really hated. It's not even a good slasher set up but Alien has no business strolling around a Midwestern town. Half the freaking appeal of all the Alien movies was futuristic used world.... 99% of Alien vs Predator fans wanted to see Predator in the Alien universe not the other way around.

  • @Gabe_Cross
    @Gabe_Cross 7 років тому +124

    I think that this should have been a found footage movie or filmed by GoPro following some more realistic, less cliche characters. It would be like Cloverfield or Hardcore Henry with Aliens and Predators (they should also put in more predators). Could you imagine that hospital scene in first person or found footage? That would be quite interesting..

    • @jebz.157
      @jebz.157 7 років тому +9

      It would have been better that what we got

    • @joshalan5125
      @joshalan5125 7 років тому +19

      I personally hate found footage films but that still sounds more entertaining than this movie. I saw this flick years ago and almost completely forgot about it.

    • @bingo8861
      @bingo8861 7 років тому +2

      avp cloverfield style would be amazing

    • @j2times2006
      @j2times2006 7 років тому +1

      Gabriel Crosley enough with that found footage shit already. It's been done to death.

    • @EASY7356
      @EASY7356 7 років тому

      Yes it is but only with Horror Movies not Action Movies (i don't consider and Movie with Predators in it Horror)
      And it's depends on how they handle the found footage style, if you can see literally nothing to mask a low Budget then it is realy fucking annoying
      But with good shots and just enough shaky cam (not to much) to make it believable found footage it MIGHT be a good Movie and it would most definetly be better than the shit the AVP franchise is

  • @filiporvik2782
    @filiporvik2782 6 років тому +4

    What i think Alien vs Predator should be. Some sort of mix between action and horror and then these two clashing with awesome chorography.

  • @aloysschikelgruber9683
    @aloysschikelgruber9683 4 роки тому +7

    AVP-Requiem: Exists
    Me: So dark... you sure you're not from the DC universe

    • @tylongkicks8821
      @tylongkicks8821 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @TheDoctorsTwin
      @TheDoctorsTwin 4 роки тому

      Thats a Deadpool thing.

    • @TheBarser
      @TheBarser 4 роки тому

      @@TheDoctorsTwin yes we all know :)

    • @dong.corleone
      @dong.corleone 4 роки тому

      @@TheBarser For me the Alien franchise should have stopped after Aliens and the Predator franchise should have stopped after the first film

    • @TheBarser
      @TheBarser 4 роки тому +1

      @@dong.corleone I dont know about that, but that is without a doubt the best movies.

  • @dylanpage561
    @dylanpage561 7 років тому +78

    You should review The Big Lebowski

    • @dylanpage561
      @dylanpage561 7 років тому

      xn67 very true good sir, they are some of my favorite directors, I am a huge fan

    • @BrianDePalmaII
      @BrianDePalmaII 7 років тому +3

      A+

    • @DevsateMe
      @DevsateMe 7 років тому +2

      There's a beverage here man!

    • @cameron7996
      @cameron7996 7 років тому +1

      Him and Jeremy jahns need to

    • @borek92
      @borek92 7 років тому +11

      Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

  • @liberalbias4462
    @liberalbias4462 7 років тому +84

    The cop looks like Obama with hair.

  • @Allwillbewellnallwillbewelland
    @Allwillbewellnallwillbewelland 6 років тому +4

    I stopped going to the theater :( I watched a few 90s movies on a small screen and saw some fantastic stories, story telling, and acting!

  • @jamesdelano4195
    @jamesdelano4195 5 років тому +9

    Walked out of the theater when that pregnant seen happened unreal man

    • @FlyingBitchSlap
      @FlyingBitchSlap 4 роки тому

      It’s a movie dude

    • @CyunnyBunny
      @CyunnyBunny 4 роки тому +1

      @@FlyingBitchSlap which makes it worse. A MOVIE. A MOVIE DECIDED TO DO THAT.

  • @mrmanpersonguy5812
    @mrmanpersonguy5812 6 років тому +3

    It's interesting to point out that the trailers for the movie are much better lit than the movie itself. You can just watch the trailers instead of the movie because they give away so much like the deaths of certain characters, parts of the fight at the end, and even the Predalien and Predator killing each other. Except now you can actually see what's happening.

    • @nitromagilou597
      @nitromagilou597 6 років тому +1

      When the _trailer_ has better lighting than the end product, you fucked up.

  • @TheFirstCurse1
    @TheFirstCurse1 6 років тому +2

    The two things I loved about this movie were the Predalien and Wolf. Wolf is the best and most badass predator out there next to Ahab. But damn it was so dark you couldn't see anything.

  • @daveneo3580
    @daveneo3580 7 років тому +11

    i liked 1st avp - 2nd one dreadful - could not see a thing so dark and generally a crap film

  • @TheZodiaq
    @TheZodiaq 6 років тому +3

    i personally adore both of the franchises so much to the point i liked a lot both of the AvPs, i liked how they made it a slasher type themed, feels like something apart since it doesnt have anything to do with Aliens and Predator separate franchises.
    not sure if you get what i mean but i basically like how they made a separate thing using both of the adoring creatures, like when i heard Requiem was in a town, i immediately thought Slasher! everyone is going to die! and thats what i liked about it.

  • @o.n.iproductions17
    @o.n.iproductions17 3 роки тому +2

    Alien (1979) was the first slasher film in the franchise, not requiem. And Aliens was a siege film with sci-fi elements.
    Doesn’t change the fact that requiem is hot garbage. But, it’s definitely not the first “slasher” film in the “Alien” Franchise.

  • @many_lives4925
    @many_lives4925 4 роки тому +5

    I think somebody thought it was cool how raccoon city got blowed up so they said lets do that in an AVP movie. Lets go blowed up the city at the end.