Supergirl - Hilariocity Review
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Chris Stuckmann reviews Supergirl (1984) in Hilariocity form! Starring Helen Slater, Faye Dunaway, Peter O'Toole. Directed by Jeannot Szwarc. - Розваги
"Supergirl's heat vision can makes flower bloom." I died.
well she is powered by the sun, and plants need sunlight and heat.... of course it makes flowers bloom gaduh.
16:44- Whoa, whoa, dude, Chris, buddy. You're married, remember? 😏
Well I mean if Kamehameha can bring back Goku from almost death anything is possible (DB Evolution).
@@asterixobelix20 Well lightning can kill/destroy ...or...CLEAR!!!!...Bring someone back to life.
@Niladri Nagchowdhury I hate that I know this...but I think in the Reeve films his eye laser turns blue when its his brick building power so is that even his heat laser anymore. Now that I've written this...i will go hide my head under my pillow in shame....🤦🏻♀️
$35 million budget. Spends $100 bucks on special effects, blows the rest on cocaine. I really can't think of any other explanation.
Edward Lawson $35 million dollars isn't what it is today. technology is scarce back when this was made. No such thing as digital works
Alpha Bet your right, since 35 million was worth more back then. This was made in 1984- same year as back to the future. To put the affects into perspective the original star wars had a budget of 11 million in 1975 money, which meant that 11 million was worth a little more than it would by 84 but not to much. This wasnt some no name movie they could have probably gotten ilm to work on the affects. But nope they were done by 5 year olds
Connor notyerbidness ive never seen ANYONE besides you that did not know that its special "effects", NOT "Affects". I hope to god english is not your first language. if it is, well...thats just a shame.
Don't forget about the acid
August West Yeah, a poor little spelling mistake is a SHAME! Honestly your comment was hilarious: MISTAKES ARE SHAMEFUL!!!
And besides, that looks like a stupid autocorrect mistake, the one that corrects everything without any context or logic, and sometimes even well written words! And yeah, I have it: can't get rid of it, have to read everything four times and still some errors slips through, nothing malicious I swear! So please don't SHAME me if that happens*falls on the floors laughing*
A movie critic said it perfectly when this movie came out... "Look, it's a Bird, it's a plane, it's a Flop!"
whether you like the film or not .... Helen Slater was a perfect choice for Supergirl. Just a shame the film wasn't much better.
Oh yes Helen Slater was such a phenomenal actress... That's why her career ended up going nowhere. Oh wait she made that huge commercial and critical success the legend of Billie Jean LOL. Bwaahahahaha. Wat a putz. Helen Slater was being groomed to be some kind of movie star back in the 80s probably because she was getting on her knees and blowing the right producers. She was mediocre at best as an actress.
@@Papamac67 Thanks 80's expert that nobody cares about for your expert opinion.
@@Papamac67 get a life nerd
Pete McD67 “blowing the right producers” any evidence??
@@Papamac67 And yet she has more fame than the Angry Virgin Keyboard Warrior AKA Pete McD67! And with McD in your I'm guessing your weight has kept you within arms length of most females you HAVEN'T paid for, LOL!
A&W logo on the rapist's shirt. Nice product placement!
It's their target audience
Lol
Isn't that Matt Frewer, AKA Max Headroom?
Just looked him up-it IS him.
"... no such thing as bad publicity." XD
"SCREENWRITING"
Lost my shit.
Chris' Battle-Cry
Raven Blackwell ja
Raven Blackwell when did he say it
Raven Blackwell His BVS script was much better
Raven Blackwell same here 😂
I like how A&W coughed up all this money for product and logo placements, and they decided that one of the best locations for their logo would be on the shirt of a would-be rapist
Peter Cook and Mia Farrow and Simon Ward? Amazingly stellar cast.
I thought EXACTLY the same! Lindybiege while we're here - did you know that Simon Ward's younger sister Sophie played the love interest in Young Sherlock Holmes? I saw it again recently and just guessed they were related 'cos they looked so similar. She's very beautiful but an EXACT male double. Right...well... see you later man.
Lindy you are a treasure
Oh my god I just realized Mia Farrow plays Supergirl's mother!
These actors must sign contracts before they've even seen the script.
@@kyletitterton Yes, I did, and did you know that I auditioned for the same film?
2:02 "Don't tell me that's some kind of Kryptonian armor shield or some bullshit... that's plastic"
"No. Your script is ass."
-Christopher Reeves
Samuel Martin 😂😂😂
And yet he said yes to Superman 4...
He also said yes to "Superman II" and "Superman III", which are about as bad and retarded as "Supergirl" and "Superman IV".
Uh, Superman II was pretty great.
9:16- Me: "What is THAT girl?"
Witch: "I don't know, maybe she's in the process of transitioning?"
I laughed so hard that I choked and cried at your "squirt rage", thank you for that.
Squirt is a type of soda, owned by A&W.
Fvcking *eww*
To be honest, my mind got dirty at this point in the movie.
...
Sure
Yeah, internet ruined me
Now I wanna find some... it's the only good soda A&W makes.
The 80's had really good cocaine...That could explain this movie...
Robert Armstrong actually the proccess of making drugs has been made so mcuh better over the years cocaine back then was nothing to what we have now, and same goes for most other drugs.
You're so wrong, cocaine was as close to pur then, now it's cut so much there's hardly any in it. Pot has improved and maybe certain other drugs but cocaine today is complete crap comparing to the early 80's...I'm 56 years old so the 80's were my twenty's...I lived it.
Robert Armstrong you are 100% correct. the only "drug" thats gotten better over the years is pot. everything else has taken a nose dive. hell, im 34 and ive seen the quality and quantity of LSD completely drop to almost nothing since my high school days, and the price has gone WAAAAAY up. sheets of really good quality blotter acid in the 90s were $100, and 1 hit was PLENTY. At least in the chicago area thats how it was. Last I heard kids were charging in excess of $10 a hit and it was super dirty. im far too old to be taking that shit any more though. The last time I tripped it was exhausting as hell!
Connor notyerbidness ...yeah, youre dead wrong on that buddy. they still make coke the same way, only now its no where near as good as it was back then because its harder to bring in the country and it gets stepped on by every person that touches it to make it profitable.
Good cocaine, bad acid...there you go
I think Chris Stuckmann should be the next Joker. His laugh is perfect.
No
No
No
Guys, I wasn't being serious. I hope you realize that.
+John Berchmans better than jared leto
I don't care if it's bad, this is MY Supergirl!! Helen Slater ♥
14:22 Is he Joaquin Phoenix in disguise?
Yes
"Take a squirt" 😂😂😂 that is the best line in cinematic history ever
Yes it is!! Lol! I hurt my stomach!!
"Cool, now it doesn't have to make sense. SCREENWRITING."
Lmao that was hilarious.
“Not a great plan “
Oh, now I see where Scott Gimple got his ideas for season 8 of The Walking Dead.
Storm Dragon - In the Phantom Zone there are physic creatures called Storm Dragons. They help to keep the prisoners in check by twisting their own thoughts against them. You'll only find only 3-4 mentions ever of them in the comics.
Squirt - Think liquid opium. It keeps the Phantom Zone's population docile and addicted. Again it's one of those MacGuffins you only see a couple of time the comic books.
To be honest, the DC universe has been retconned so many time these may no longer exists.
Neeeeeeeeeeeerrrrd
@@RhythmGrizz we are all nerds these days. Get with the times.
Movies shouldn't be like this. They should be comprehensible for the uninitiated. The storm dragon quote is dumb af.
Jerry Goldsmiths score to this film is genuinely great.
"Christopher Reeve had originally planned a cameo in this movie, but more than likely, this smart, talented man was like, "No, your script is ass."
Yeah, and then three years later he agreed to do Superman IV: The Quest for Peace. Ummm.....
+Jimbo Lawless Contractual obligations suck ass.
yes he was obligated to do that movie. plus the studio that made it, Cannon, ran out of money and was recycling scenes and props from other movies just to get it done
actually he cowrote the script so i'm sure he thought it was a good story til he was actually making the fucking movie and then he realized he was fucked.
but by then he was in too deep to get out.......poor guy
You're right he did cowrite a script but not the one that was made. Cannon was making Masters of the Universe which was going way over budget and they had to scrap alot of what Reeves was trying to do
Jimbo Lawless
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You know how this whole movie makes sense?
Zoltar gave her a shit ton of LSD and she's just tripping the fuck out as long as the movie runs. xD
I'd buy that.
the cocaine or the plot?
Gigajoule Candy
id take the drugs way before id touch the script.
If that was the actual plot of this movie than this Is one Of the greatest films ever made
ahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAH
She was cute though - with great hair.
Hell yeah
Yup. She was so cute. That's the only good part of "SUPER GIRL"
That's racist lol
@@randomcast9368 ??
@@randomcast9368 How?
I saw this on VHS when I was 4 or 5, and honestly thought it's the most epic sci-fi movie ever.
You were dum then
@@god1356 Sure, friend. I am still dumb now, hahaha.
😂😂😂 we all have felt that way..
@@god1356 nah- this movie was shown every year on tv because it had high ratings. It’s cringe now looking at it with modern eyes, but It was popular for kids back then. You’re view is dumb for not realising the context.
Yeah, it’s always weird watching movies you thought were great as kids, like Labrynth, or never ending story and seeing all the flaws. I’m sure people will do the same with some of the recent marvel movies in time.
I think chris should do a hilariocity video on the new fan4stick
*Fant4stick
*Typed it well enough that you knew what I meant, so it doesn't matter
+Raptor Feet Fant4stic*
+Minato_Mori thanks :)
+ethan hall fan4shit
Fun fact: Helen Slater (this Supergirl) plays Melissa Besnoit's mom in the Supergirl TV show. Also Smallville Supergirl actress plays Brainaic
They all suck
No she doesn't
Ben Wasserman Helen Slater also in Smallville as Lara, too.
Which means season 1 had 3 Supergirls and season 2 had 2 Supermans (3 if you count CyborgSuperman)
OMG I just noticed that, that’s kind of cool!
8:34 supergirl is ready to knock everybody out of line to get some popeye's chicken sandwich
They built the town as a set for this movie at Pinewood Studios, England. Probably where all the money went after they'd paid off Dunaway and O'Toole. It's actually classed as a British movie...
...but you're welcome to have it back if you'd like.
Fun fact : Helen Slater was the of voice Talia al Ghul for Batman: The Animated Series
which is good .
23RedTechno Beloved❤️
She also played Clark Kent/Kal-El's biological mother, Lara-El, on Smallville. And she's currently Supergirl's adoptive mum on CW Supergirl.
@@NostalgiaBrit Really? Good to know she's still got a career, even after starring in this trainwreck. Kind of ironic how she went from being Supergirl to being Supergirl's adoptive mother. Funny how that works. It's not like she didn't do a good job in this movie, but the movie itself was beyond salvaging, as soon as she used her heat vision to bloom a flower. And then, when she used her heat vision normally, I guess? So, Supergirl can change how her heat vision works now? Is it like adjusting the level? So, Superman, can only destroy things with his heat vision? So, she's about creation, and Kal is about destruction? Maybe that's why he's a bad guy in the Injustice games... She was also Talia Al' Guhl too on the Batman Animated series? Didn't know that. But I do love the Batman animated series. I'd love to see another Batman animated series, as good as the ones from the 90's. With Kevin Conroy as the voice of Batman again. Glad he's still doing the voice of Batman, even after all this time, from the Batman Arkham games to the straight to DVD/Bluray Batman movies to the Injustice games. I hope he keeps playing Batman, even when he's an old man, like in Batman Beyond. It would kind of come full circle then, wouldn't it?
"Cool, now it doesn't have to make any sense - SCREENWRITING!"
I died XD
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Alex Jones when did he say it
3:50
Helen Slater was so damn hot in the 80s and 90s .
She's still beautiful
your hilariocity reviews are honestly amazing. I literally rewatch this playlist everyday, I love your channel man, keep it up
Supergirl is kind of cute, though
Helen Slater, she played Kal -El's mom on Smallville and she still looks good
Id eat the left over squirts.
I’d tongue punch her fart box!
"Kind of...?"
I fell in love with this girl when I watched it the first time.
Kind of????
I only used to watch it because of Helen Slater. She is so beautiful
Helen Slater is a screen gem!!!!
I've been binge watching your reviews for days now. You sir, are HILARIOUS! New sub.
Be careful Chris, soon you'll be like Fanboy Flicks, consuming copious amount of alcohol to help you through these appalling movies... but hey we enjoy it! :-D
i bet you want him to cover scream
xisumavoid Don't worry, Chris is very responsible
He only had A SQUIRT.
Sorry, I had to.
he recently did a review drinking whisky
Helen Slater is Supergirl’s adoptive Mother in the tv series. I loved that little Easter egg when I first watched it. She’s still very beautiful!
14:23 When you finally hit insanity...
9:57 I definitely thought the video froze for a moment there.
I had such a crush on her as a kid! and the chick from "Splash"
Nick The Hick Legend of Billie Jean is one of my favorite guilty pleasures from my 80s childhood. And yes, Helen Slater was hot.
Daryl Hannah oh yes
I thought the actress was British
I wanted to be her when I was a child 😆 i really loved this film , I watched it again recently as an adult and yikes 😆 I'm ashamed of my youth 😆
i hear ya, but shes mine, ya hear mine!
Chris, you are my favorite movie reviewer, period.
"Superman's heat vision can kill, but Supergirl's heat vision can make flowers bloom."
I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chris, this review literally had me ON THE FLOOR CHOCKING!!! Keep these coming! I love you!! By the way, I actually saw this film in theaters when it premiered. I was a HUGE fan of Superman and thought this was a must watch. LOL! Faye Dunaway was again playing Joan Crawford here and I almost forgot Mia Farrow was even in this film.
Well, while Supergirl's has Flower Bloom Vision, it's nothing compared to Superman's Wall-Repair Vision from Superman IV!
"I just wanted Peter Pan to say this to her"
"YOU CAN FLY YOU CAN FLY YOU CAN FLY" lol
I can feel you dying a little inside with each Hilariocity review
A storm dragon is a dragon that breathes lightning instead of fire. I'm guessing the screenwriter was playing D&D at the time
For your next Hilariocity, you can try doing the following Chris:
Birdemic: Shock and Terror
Gods Of Egypt
Vampire's Kiss (still waiting for years)
I'm also suggesting 2008 The Spirit. That movie was a snooze-fest.
Gods of Egypt wasn’t terrible. It wasn’t very good, but it wasn’t quite a Hilariocity on the level of, for example, this movie.
He already reviewed Gods of Egypt.
Why? Vampire's Kiss is a good movie!
Or Star Wars the Clone Wars.
This film is a guilty pleasure. I grew up with this film along with superman II and Iii.
Oh my God, Chris! How did I miss this Hilariocity? What a gem. Definitely needs a re-share or two.
This is so awesome. Thank you as always for these hilariocity reviews Chris!!!
4:18 "Is this because she's a girl?" *giggles*
There's something about the way you said that that got me.
This is the best part of your channel. My favorite series of your channel because your personality really shines through. I feel people get too know you better and here's why when you do a classic review it's 4 mins on average and you specifically talk about the movie you're reviewing it still has that stuckmann flavor but you have built an audience and people now watch your content to watch YOU not too necessarily hear how good the movie is. BUT with this series you just shoot the shit and give us a fucking great show it's 20 mins of funny stuckmann that everybody loves makes us all feel like we know you and its awesome keep it up!!!!!!!!!!
Sandra Star Hola.
Why do people always mention personality?
I love how you refer to him as Ellis! I love die hard so much!
"Why would you do that?" the most precious question Chris has ever asked.
"Every super villain just wants to rule the world."
No, EVERYBODY wants to rule the world.
Says Lorde.
Aderemi Porsche Says Tears of Fear, ya troglodyte.
Aderemi Porsche Says Tears Of Fears
+Aderemi Porsche Next thing you will say is that Puff Daddy wrote Every Breath You Take and Kanye West wrote Harder Better Faster Stronger
David Spring I want to rule the universe...And Darkside wants the anti-life equation and rule the universe.
"This is why Superman works alone" Now I understand that quote from Batman and Robin a lot better now haha
I actually like it. I really enjoy watching this movie.
*"LOOK... IT'S A BIRD...*
*A STORM DRAGON...*
*A SPLAHH-GAHH-DOOHH...*
*A SQUIRT??...*
*NO, IT'S A SUPERGIRL"!!*
Ironically Helen Slater plays Supergirl's earth mom on the TV show. She is forever connected to Supergirl. lol
If it wasn't for Legend of Bille Jean and Supergirl, slater could've been a star
I have seen you on like every comment section ever.
+Mike Tython I've seen you everywhere
+Mike Tython I've theen you everywhere too
+Couch Tomato and she was good in City slickers.. 1991..
Helen Slater was one of the most beautiful leading women ever.
Nah that would be Angelina Jolie!
@@sleepynative9132 "One of the most"
@@sleepynative9132 what?
True. And thats why i liked the movie. She was insanely beautiful
I don’t know why anyone would thumbs down your video ever. Smile people and enjoy quality UA-cam when you see it.
I Just noticed that Super Girl's hair changes colors when shes not super girl.
well..yeah. She has to switch disguises.
In all fairness though, that disguise is still more believable than Superman's glasses and nerdy acts.
@@GlassesnMouthplates yep thats the only thing this movie has done good
First female Super Saiyan before Caulifla and Kale. XD
Faye Dunaway, Peter O'Toole and Mia Farrow... paycheck!!!!
Don't forget Peter Cooke and Brenda Vaccarro...
Can’t tell how many times I watched this movie as a kid. Well at least till the VHS tape wore out
Love Chris ‘s funny moments in these hilariocity reviews 😂😂😂
The long pauses 😂😂
Holy shit, Channel Awesome videos have better effects than this.
Lolololz, I almost spit out my coffee reading this! Yes lawd, matter of fact, have Doug Walker and the crew reboot Supergirl!
TheHomey NowUKnowMe NO!
+ijfharvey YES!
it was the 80's....
+LiverSpottedHunk But many films in the 80's have great effects so that isn't an excuse.
"No. Your script is ass."
14:23 Totally the Joaquin Phoenix joker laugh!!!
I laughed at it lots🤣
Yeah fake
Weirdly there has always been an exit from the Phantom Zone. However, in Smallville it's explained that it can only be opened only by a member of the house of El
Hell of a sex toy.
Please
+S.A M
Why don't you have a squirt instead?
If they remake Supergirl, I think Caitlyn Jenner should be the one to play her.
+WolverinesNation92 ur not funny y'know
You mean Superma...oh wait
No.
+WolverinesNation92 Helen Slater became a decent actress.. later she was in The legend of Billie jean.. and City Slickers..
"Buckle up buckaroo!" *crashes into the centre of the earth*
I can't stop watching this review!!!
I know that you suffered watching this Chris, but this video is hilarious. I come back to watch it from time to time when I'm feeling down.
When people hate on the new Supergirl TV show (which has *really* improved over time), I point them towards this movie. I mean seriously, the TV show is solid gold compared to this.
Agreed. The show is pretty good actually.
Tim yandle And Martian Manhunter made his first live-action debut (since Smallville, which was years ago) in the show.
Yeah, the show is actually pretty good now. This movie though....
this movie...
yeah.
The operative words being "compared to."
+뿡뿡! ^__^ Right!
Saying that show is "gold" compared to this is not helping and it is still sad.
On the back of the DVD/BluRay - "Your script is ass." - Chris Stuckmann.
Chris, love your video & toy collection back there.
I’m dying watching this review, please make more of these
This is the funniest review EVER !!! I can't stop laughing. I love you Chris
I did not hit her
Its not true
Its bullsh*t
I did not hit her
I did not
Oh hi Mark
Why did you not hit her? Wasn't she appealing to you?
That's some good dialog. You should be a writer.
I can't stop watching this vid! I have seen it at least 10 times!
The Squirt segment just cracked my shit up
This movie was about a hot girl doing stuff.
+Patrick Melody And beating up a couple of would-be rapists!
And kissing a mirror.
2:16 yeah... That's a Kryptonian g-spot stimulator.
Best Super girl. My sister use to love it when we were children and she use to watch it over and over so I am my brother broke the cassette.
I feel bad for her to this day. I did like this move but not the part where witch captures Supergirl.
Say what you will about the movie but the girl playing her was beautiful
*A STORMDRAGON*
Issa....Supergirl
*"oh we lost all of our film reels. We can't release Supergirl, sorry. That would've been the better choice."*
😂 Chris your hatred fuels my laughter
And the score is lovely!
Love your t-shirt Chris!
Helen slater I think could have been a good supergirl... Only if this was a good movie
+kanishq ruhil She was great in it.
Watching the review I wonder why the hell are these 2 guys attempting to rape Supergirl? What purpose is this for the plot at all?
Jason Case
To establish character that she can save herself from the most cliche "damsel In distress" situation... Attempted rape while walking in a dark alley
kanishq ruhil Yet it gives no plausible reason as to why.
No regard for continuity this movie is a mess.
I'm pretty sure no damn person survived of krypton other than Kal El aka Superman-Clark Kent so it's rewriting history, not worried about her world, no reason to go to that school, heat vision used to grow a flower but then heats a knife wow no freakin consistency, wow they're fighting over a guy how damn lame, why the hell does the villain want to rule the world, etc.
kanishq ruhil The dumbest thing is she lands in this area really with these 2 predators as no plausible explanation as to why she lands there.
Also the guy decides to still to fight her what plausible reason did he have at all to believe he could win or damage her?
But Helen Slater is very pretty and my 80s crush....
Obviously, I must have never seen this movie even though I was alive back then and was a comic book kid. I'm assuming my memory decided to protect me and suppress the memories. It's the only thing that makes sense
I'm fucking dying laughing at your reaction to the "Squirt" part hahah. I agree it's wrong man, on so many levels.
Ideas for your next Hilariocities:
Howard the Duck
Mac and Me
Flash Gordon
Is the Flash Gordon film that bad ?
james501 it's considered a movie that' So-Bad-It's-Good
+Sebastian Fawkes - Sebastian's Mind WTF? Its Not Bad Its Actually Good.
Dude, there are some movies you only show your worst enemies...
Mac & Me is brilliant, take that back!!!
From what I have read, Peter O' Toole was absolutely WASTED throughout the filming of his scenes. He pretty much just ad libbed whatever nonsense came to his booze-soaked head in order to see how much he could get away with before he was cut entirely out of the film. But the producers paid for Peter freaking O'Toole, and dammit, they were going to use him!
His name says everything, why dont people ever listen?
Supergirl 1984: A movie so awful Peter O'Toole couldn't get himself cut no matter how hard he tried.
Hence all the Squirting! LOL!
@@morpheusjohnson9347 I'd love to make that Supergirl squirt
Chris has the super power to sit motionless and emotionless for seconds that i felt like i accidently paused the video.
omgosh your maniacal cackling is contagious
You think that's how The Joker learned how to laugh like that?