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I saw this in the theater. My favorite part was when the credits started, and a guy in the back shouted "THIS MOVIE SUCKS!!!" and everyone in the theater laughed and we all shared a moment of solidarity
I barely remember seeing this movie but I spit out my drink at that line watching this review. That and the line "I hope we are both wrong" Like what the hell were the writers thinking about when putting together this script?
It's almost like the directors saw AVP and went "hey, you know how one of the biggest criticisms of the movie is that there isn't really that much fighting between the aliens and predators in a movie called Alien vs Predator? Well in our movie, there will be even LESS of that!" Also, how the hell did they watch the finished product or really any of these finished scenes and find the level of lighting acceptable? You can't see half the damn movie!
The first criticism is flawed. A avp movie with no story would basically be a Wrestlingshow as a movie, really boring to watch. In avp 1 we get to see the interesting past of yautja (which we know almost nothing about from the movies) visiting earth and how they used xenomorphs for rituals. In addition there is Weyland as a character who is important for the whole franchise and Alexa Woods is pretty cool too, especially the dynamic between her and scar. The second movie doesn't have that interesting characters, but alien without humans can't work and in my opinion avpr has great horror moments that wouldn't feel the same if you don't know anything about the characters. The only real flaw avpr has is the lighting just like you said
Hey I’m the son and I was just scrolling around for fun and saw this and wanted to say the company that was doing the light of the movie did it all wrong and didn’t want to fix it and it was too expensive to fix so they just had to send it out with bad lighting
So space truckers can't defeat them, Space Marines can't defeat them, space monk prisoners can't feed them, and space mercenaries can't beat them. But, a pizza delivery boy can defeat them. Sure why not.
It like Larry boy and the fib from outer space. A huge Alien rampage through the city and they don't call the army but they call in a guy who can only shoot plungers from his ear. The city is doomed.
There are only THREE good things that came out of this dumpster fire: 1. The Predalien has a really cool style. 2. That scarred Predator looked pretty cool as well. 3. The opening is actually really nice! But that's about it.
@@JaniacTheHedgehog it was like the first film hid the creature till the end but this time you never see it it's like they forgot a big reveal at the end
Even worse if the things we're supposed to be seeing fighting are black, silver, or grey, they even more blend into the already dark setting. When the action could be seen it was great and I didn't mind the story, but yah barely able to see the fighting ruined this film for me. I want another AVP, in fact they reall should make ALien and Predator officially canon to the same universe and just have them occasionally duke it out.
Geoffrey Sorkin when you watch it on PC and add a lighting effect, you see a TON more action and gore. (Watch Dead Meat ‘s kill count to see the lighting effect in action) I think they darkened the action scenes to try get a Chinese release. US fans going to see an R-Rated Alien-Predator movie would, expect and want, the amount of gore the lightened movie gives us.
@@GoatPopsicle Honestly, it seems similar to what happened with the thing prequel. Someone (in that case a test audience, and I think this one as well) didn't like the effects a director who was an effects artist made, so the studio fucked with things because they put their faith in focus groups over filmmakers.
Fun fact The final Alien vs Predator scene was nominated for an MTV Movie Award for Best Fight (a scene where it’s all dark and you can’t see shit) On the plus side, it was nominated for 2 Razzies for Worst Prequel or Sequel and Worst Excuse for a Horror Movie
There’s actually a set video where one of the cinematographers is looking at the footage from the final fight scene and says “I’m getting real dark pictures here Dave” and the director responds with “shut up Paul”. Not even joking.
"What else do you think you would see there, an Alien driving a car?" If the Predator can fool the driver by grabbing a decapitated arm of a dead soldier and actually gives him a thumbs up, ANYTHING IN THAT UNIVERSE IS POSSIBLE.
Ms. Yutani is the CEO of the Japanese Yutani Corporation who buys out the Weyland Corporation after Peter and Vickers death in Prometheus and merge it into the Weyland-Yutani Corp. that we know in the Alien films, they also did business with Borgia Industries (Concrete Jungle fans know what i'm talking about) and the Predator pistol advanced human tech by centuries similar to the Mass Relays in Mass Effect allowing space travel and advanced cybernetics and weaponry also seen in the future films, it's a messed up timeline.
Predator: Concrete Jungle was a game on the PS2 & Gamecube it was pretty decent you played as a Predator who botched a hunt and gets banished for a century and after humans use the tech he foolishly left behind to further their civilization and kill & capture other Predtors he returns to earth for redemption and revenge
I don't imagine many people care, but Ms Yutani (the Japanese chick in the end credits) is the one who helped establish what would eventually become the Weyland-Yutani Corporation, the company that pretty much runs every major operation in the Alien franchise. Ripley and crew worked for them and pretty much every human baddie they encountered during the Alien movies has some link to that corporation. They probably developed a lot of their more advanced tech based on the Predator's tech they salvaged from the crash. It was supposed to be a nod to the origin of the company that caused Ripley and co so much grief. They just did it really poorly. Should have used the Weyland name instead.
Yes, well, perhaps you didn't pay attention to the video when NC clearly states that he has no idea who she was supposed to be. Forgive me for thinking there may be other people that also don't know who she is or why they included that scene but would like to find out.
@@meldrickedwards1785 Yeah, and supposedly told the first camera man that brought it up to "Shut Up and do Your job, while I do mine", and then went back to chatting up some ladies.
And this is why the Brothers Strause should just stick to special effects and not directing. I mean, really, say what you want about Paul W.S. Anderson, at least the guy could direct some decent action scenes and we could at least tell what was going on in the previous movie, especially during the decent third act when it was just Lex and Scar.
That cat is amazing. We need this feline in future reviews. Also, yeah, the movie sucks. Which is a shame because it had so much potential to be BETTER than the first film, with the R-Rating, Suburban setting, and PredAlien concept!
Why is it so hard to make a AVP movie? They have freaking comics based on them, it should be one of the easiest movies to make, they have a literal instruction manual on how to make it!
"Hey, our first Aliens vs. Predator was pretty well liked. Though, audiences didn't like the people. What should we do with the sequel?" "...More people!"
4:13 it should also be noted that her “soldier” uniform is all wrong. Her patch suggests she’s in 101st airborne which is an army division but she’s wearing a USMC desert MARPAT uniform. This movie I swear.
?UMSC? Unless there was a massive uniform change between now and 2007 I missed, the uniform is most definitely not marine. The collar, cover, and breast pockets make that obvious. Looking up the modern army uniform, the only difference I can see is that the shoulder pocket looks backwards for some reason. That is not even close to a marine or navy uniform. I don't know enough soldiers or airmen to compare their uniforms though. I should also point out that Hollywood tends to fail at military uniforms for a variety of reasons, chief among them is that they don't hire military advisors to ask what's right, or worse, they hire from the wrong branch. For example, you could hire a marine as an advisor for military stuff in your film, but that doesn't mean he'll understand the procedures and 'isms' of the army or airforce, or even know the procedures of tanks and aircrafts if he didn't specialize in them. Obviously civilians know even less.
@@AmericanZergling Just look at the camo. It's fictionalized to be legally distinct from actual Marines but that's definitely the desert MARPAT. Marines got two MARPATs. Army uses OCPs only these days and in 2006/2007 it was either ACU/UCP or the at-the-time experimental "scorpion" (basically proto-OCP, you can see the soldiers wearing it in Transformers from 2007), neither of which this character is wearing.
@@James.B.Russell The camo is marine, but the uniform is not. Obviously it's all wrong, but I wouldn't call it a marine uniform just because of the color. As I said before, pockets and cover are more similar to the army OCP than the marine MARPAT.
well it could have been an interesting plot to get to know the Yutani part of Weyland-Yutani though it makes the timeline of events even more confusing, they should have maybe done that with the Alien prequels coudn´t be worse then the garbage Ridley Scott made.
I think the thing I hated most, is the scene you DIDN'T MENTION. The SECOND, opening scene. Where the "Predator" (Bounty Hunter apperantally?) Gets the call, selects his/her/their (?) weapons, and heads to Earth. The reason I hated this, is not because it's awful. In fact, it's single handedly the most amazing footage I've ever seen. What's so damn sad, is that later footage shows the Predator playing "Men in Black" by disposing of bodies & evidence. This PROVES that at some point, there was a WHOLE DIFFERENT, plot to the film. An interesting one that ACTUALLY features the predator from their point of view. I think if that had been done, the film would've been waaaay more interesting. Or maybe it's just me. Anyone else feel this way?
Tomes of Awesome to be fair the yautja showed in requiem is considered a ‘cleaner’ someone to clean up messy situations and is even assigned to carry out assassinations which is why he used the blue goop to dispose of the evidence :), I thought it was kinda neat and shows how advanced they are in many ways.
He's a 'cleaner'. Basically someone who cleans up big problems/messes. Literally in this case. The predator was even named Wolf behind the scenes as an homage to the cleaner character played by Harvey Keitel in Pulp Fiction.
I know. I just couldn't think of the word at the time. ROFLMAO But that's what I mean. If the whole movie followed him. Cleaning up evidence, killing the alien, it would've been fantastic!!! The fact that such a great idea, got pushed down into such small, distant scenes, actually makes me hate the film MORE, for that reason.
I feel the same. Hell, another scene I liked that Doug glossed over, thanks ya pretentious prick, was that when he was at the crashed ship, he lingered over one of the yuatja bodies and lowered his head and uttered a sighing growl as if in mourning. That, to me, speaks volumes in terms of Predator characterization; a Predator mourning over the loss of his comrade(s). We have not seen that yet, even in the previous films. When the Predator died in the second film and in AVP, the others that were sent to retrieve their bodies hardly showed any emotion, aside from being impressed by the humans who defeated or aided them. Here, you see one in apparent mourning over a loss, like maybe he might have known the Predator crew or maybe just that one individual, and that makes this personal for the "cleaner". But of course, the movie fucks it up by having the humans be so dull and stupid you're actually almost cheering that they get killed, while showing as little of the title characters as possible to try and build up the suspense and reveal.
DisappointedEgg HAHA!! He’s adorable! I would absolutely love a comments section full of Chaplin! Speaking of which, I can’t remember: Is that what Barney (Doug and Rob’s father) did in the Navy? Because if it was then *DOUBLE AWWWW!!*
I know this is a bit late, but, a common misconception on the name is Weiland-Tutani (for some reason) so Doug might be operating under this misconception. Though, even if he wasn't, I feel that people, generally, don't make the connections between a pair of companies and their combined name. Nowadays, Square Enix is all there is, but there are plenty of people who could throw a game in by 90s Squaresoft and never realize it's the same company as the guys who made all those awful FF13 games. Though, at the same time, they might notice Enix as a standalone (because it's particularly odd, pithy and simple) of course... if I thought the name of the company was Square Enicks, I might be pretty confused at this other, knockoff company (Enix), trying to take Square Enicks' good name and use it for itself to make knockoff sales. Of course, not saying it's not wrong, or shouldn't be corrected... just that it's honestly not that surprising, especially with how many movies he needs to watch, per year, to keep his revenue stream flowing. He's probably got more useless pop culture knowledge than we know, by that fact alone. I can forgive him for this one.
there was no build up to her or anything. unless you've seen prev films and recognise the name, you'll be scratching your head. they either should've built her up to be the big bad, or have her as a main character like Weyland was in AVP1
Doug, what do you mean you had no idea who she was? Her last name was Yutani. As in, The Weyland Yutani Corporation? The Shadowy corporation that's involved in every Alien film? The point was that this is how Weyland Yutani was supposed to have gained interest in Alien life-forms and tech.
Oh thank god some one said it, i was scrolling through the comments looking to see if ANYONE pointed this out and all i've seen is comments about cat and nothing really commenting about the review or how some one who does a review of something and talks like he knows the Alien's Franchise cannot piece together Wayland from the last movie and Yutani from this one is Wayland-Yutani Corporation from the Aliens movies that was the main enemy in the movies.
Considering the xenomorphs are kind of "fear of rape given physical form", no duh. Seriously, go back and watch the original. The last shot of one character alive is the alien's bladed tail snaking up between their legs... they are wearing heavy working pants and a pair of boots... when their body is found, the boots and pants are both gone.
@@GrizbyK72 not denying that. Just saying there is a /reason/ the Xenomorph is uncomfortable, to put it WAY too mildly. Like I said, they are the fear of forcible sexual violation incarnate. The design theory behind them is fascinating. This.... Skwick... is a result of cinematic one-upsmanship. Gotta keep making those explosions bigger, those power levels higher, the battles more epic... and the horror more gruesome and terrifying. This is the point where the character can literally solo all of creation, the battle takes up 45 minutes of the 2 hour film, and the alien mouth-rapes a pregnant woman with its spawn and feasts on the flesh of infants while other immobilized women scream in terror.
I Agree, for me I think Doug and a lot of other people are getting the wrong idea about it, I don’t think it deserves credit at all, just because it did something extreme doesn’t automatically mean it should be congratulated for it
Turn up the brightness on your screen or player perhaps? I never watched this but I did this for Snyder’s DC movies and they look much better that way.
Chris W. nah It's gotta be rubber since it was just a tire he looked at. Also Monster Trucks was more of 'a boy and his x' as opposed to horror/thriller movie which Nostalgiaween focuses on.
I watched this with my uncle, we made fun of it so much. We have every character random nicknames and the movie was set to have it where everybody spoke Italian.
For me the redeeming parts of the movie are the Predator scenes. Wolf was easily the most capable Predator out of the cinematic movies, and we even got to see the Predator homeworld for a brief time.
I can see why someone would like this movie though so if you just watch the movie as a Predator hunting the Aliens movie and just this as like predator 6 or whatever then it honestly is fun in some ways with some cool Predator action and such. But if you go into this with the expectations of this is AVP then year this movie is bad.
To answer the question of who the woman named Yutani in the end credits was, she owns half the company that became Weyland-Yutani in the Alien franchise. As for who Weyland is, he was the guy with breathing problems in the first AVP.
Hi I’m Chaplin. I’m a cat! This is Doug Walker, what a great guy! This is Rob Walker, what a great guy! This is Mike Mohaud......... I’m not going there
This review is the first time I was genuinely happy to see the title "Alien vs. Predator: Requiem." Show no mercy, critic. The movie certainly didn't when it raped my two favorite sci-fi horror franchises at the same time.
To be fair it was pretty creepy, in an alternate reality where this movie was good I think that scene would still be there, but it would be tied in to a greater idea of the aliens creating a Hell on Earth.
I never really noticed this before, but this movie has basicly the exact same plot structure as Resident Evil 2... A quiet little isolated town, attacked by an evil presence that spreads rapidly and kills everything mercilessly. A rag tag group of survivers must find a way to survive. They decide to try and get out of town, only for the government to nuke the entire city, with them only barely escaping
Same, just rewatched it for the first time since I saw it in theaters. I love Resident evil and RE2. The premise is the same, unsuspecting mountain town, narrowly escape by helicopter the nuke cover up sent in the by government. Too bad this movie was executed so poorly.
11:32 Gremlins was no generic series. First one was friggin iconic in all sorts of ways, and the 2nd was as bizarrely different in tone & manically unhinged as is humanly possible. Nothing remotely generic about either, and that the sequel went in such an oddly unexpected direction makes it all the more of a standout, original sequel.
Showing a pregnant woman get... re-impregnanted by a Xenomorph feels needlessly cruel; at least let it happen offscreen. Yes, you should show and not tell, but in some cases, simply alluding to something can be enough, even if it's verbal This movie just does everything wrong
And I once again assume that someone who wrote that scene in the script probably has a DeviantART page full of weird fetish stories and fetish artwork.
the first monologue is the films get out of jail free card... Why is... "no reason"... but why does... "no reason".... but but but... "son... no f***in reason at all" :D
Rubber was such a dumb movie. But at the same time it was so cool. I couldn't help but enjoy myself at the sheer insanity going on throughout that film. Perhaps I'll watch it again on Halloween.
Is it just me or does the film look brighter in this review? I’ve seen it on tv and BD and both times it was so freaking dark that I could hardly make out what was the Predator and what was the Alien.
Doug probably edited the footage to enhance the contrast somewhat, which is pretty much what I wanted to do while watching this. Seriously, I watched it in a pitch-dark room at full brightness and I STILL couldn't make out jack shit.
Umm, critic, they're dealing with a creature genetically engineered to be the ultimate killer, able to reproduce at a rate at which the entire country would be infected, or eaten in months and the world in a couple of years, combined with the DNA of a species that is the ultimate hunter. It has insane agility, is near immune to pain, resistant to bullets, with claws and acid blood. Both conventional firearms and melee are a nogo for this thing furthermore they have no idea how many eggs it has lain. Seems to me a nuke is the appropriate response.
I think it would've been funny if the DNA wasn't a perfect 1:1 creation so as soon as the predalien was fully grown it's acid blood just instantly melts them.
ikr? the more accurate would've been "GET THAT F***ING THING AWAY FROM ME!" "this is my owner Dough, i'm gonna let him pat me and then i will claw his hand off. "This is his brother Rob, i will let him cuddle me and then i will bite him out of nowhere" "now excuse me while i go pee and claw his couch to shreds, god i love being me"
When I first saw this movie, I was alone in the house I was staying in while working as a civilian contractor for the military during high school. I had just seen its prequel and loved it, one of my favorite additions to either franchise despite the annoying human focus with only a little bit of actual alien vs predator action. I even affectionately made a funny joke about the first predator who dies saying to himself "I knew I shoulda gone to law school" right before he gets brain chomped. So it holds a special place in my heart seeing as I'm not big on horror. But then I see this movie. And suffice to say...it not only wasn't good but it went way. Way too far. It freaked me out not in a horror or scary way but in an inhuman way. The scene where the predalien impregnated a delivering mother to this day horrifies me, especially now that I'm a father. The movie took a great potential set up and took it way too far for simple shock value and exploitation. Other shows that do this also piss me off, like Attack on Titan or Game of Thrones who perform horrible heinous acts and you're just supposed to be ok with it because "hey it's a show, someone greenlit this" but suffice to say, Requim is not only a bad movie, its a bad sequel, bad horror, bad gore, and just overall bad. There's nothing to keep motivation up to watch it and overall traumatizing for those who go into it unprepared and because they liked the prequel like me. Do not go watch this movie.
That hospital scene scarred me too. I 100% regret watching the movie. I was at a family's house, and I thought the alien franchise was somewhat interesting and a guy pulled out avp Requiem. Having no clue what actual content was in it I thought alien and predator fighting to the death? sounds cool play it. I really should have checked a review first :(
It's funny how the PG-13 one came out and I was pissed that it wasn't Rated R, but it turned out to be pretty good. Then the R-Rated sequel that I assumed would be much better, was actually a huge murky piece of shit.
It was gross and would have been pretty neat, if only the whole movie wasn't so stupid. Shit, I'm surprised we could see it. It was darker than Westly Snipes at night in that movie. That R rating was shit. NOT ENOUGH GORE! BUT MORE CURSING!?!?!?!?!? God.
The concept of Aliens loose on modern day Earth is an interesting one, and one I was looking forward to seeing; however even if the Predalien hadn't stolen the show this movie still would have had too many flaws for it to live up to the promise of that concept. There's really only one thing about this movie I like: the soundtrack. In fact, to anyone who hasn't seen this before or heard the soundtrack, I'd say: check out the soundtrack, skip the movie.
The reason this can never work is that Predator is an inferior concept to Alien in every way. The preds are anthropomorphized, the xenos are not. This was the whole thing that made Alien and Aliens so great compared to almost all other sci-fi. You can believe that something this weird could have developed somewhere. It's a lot more likely than a xenobiological species from another planet becoming a biped vertebrate with opposable thumbs and similar technology to us. I don't think people fully understand how unlikely that actually is. I know Hollywood writers don't understand it. Also, how do preds eat or chew with those mouthparts? Nothing about them makes sense. They're essentially wrestling heels. And they bred the xenos for hunting! How insulting! The inferior concept ruining the superior one? Great idea, Bob! Of course this also precisely why most Alien fans loathe Prometheus and Covenant, which chose a different way of destroying the Alien story by having them invented by cyborgs that were made by humans. Even though the engi in Alien was fossilized (which according to Wikipedia takes about 10 000 years at minimum) yet had clearly been the victim of a chest bursting xenomorph. But who cares about time? Or logic? David the Dickhead made the 10 000 year old eggs 17 years before Alien I tells ya! Ridley Scott says so! Just fuck all these Hollywood hacks, and particularly Ridley Scott. A shame Bannon is dead. Apparently no one is capable of good story telling anymore.
@@politicallycorrectredskin796 "You can believe that something this weird could have developed somewhere. It's a lot more likely than a xenobiological species from another planet becoming a biped vertebrate with opposable thumbs and similar technology to us." Yet you acknowledge in the same post that the Alien universe also features the technologically advanced humanoid space jockeys. You realize that chewing is pretty much exclusive to herbivores and omnivores, right? Carnivores lack the molars to be able to chew food and simply swallow the meat that they tear off. Predator 2 establishes that the Predator/Yautja species are carnivorous. Speaking of eating, how and what do the Xenomorphs eat? The films generally don't the Xenomorphs eating, yet they grow from a tiny chestburster to an 8 foot tall monster within hours. How does a creature exponentially increase mass in such a short time span without any indications of it eating? It's not indicated that it drinks water either, so how does it keep itself hydrated, especially when it's constantly secreting slime and fluid? How does it see with no visible eyes? Look, I grew up on Alien and Predator films so I'm a massive sucker for both, but the argument that one is more biologically realistic than the other is a rather ludicrous argument. You're better off admitting that you just prefer Xenomorphs over Predators, instead of trying to justify it in some objective manner that has no logical consistency.
The Carnivora definitely chew food with their molars. But they are shaped to work more like scissors cutting meat into pieces small enough to swallow. And even to crunch small bones (what counts as small depends on the species of carnivore). If you were referring to cetaceans and non-mammalian carnivores like sharks and crocodiliae, then you would be correct since they don't have molars. But your main point to the original post is still valid. Both fictional species were clearly designed so a human could wear a costume on set and move around in the suit.
It's not often one can say this but: "I had such high hopes for the movie when they killed off a kid in the first couple of minutes.". Seriously, though, it looked like an R-rated movie with crazy aliens and alien gadgets, and it appeared like it was going to be a no-holds-barred grudge match to the death. The setting in one of the most clichee all-American towns would have been perfect, especially since it looked like literally nobody had any plot armor. Think about that: Both Alien and Predator movies have that one main character that essentially cannot die. It looked like they were about to shift the focus away from the humans entirely and give us a literal alien versus predator movie in which all the humans are just expendable support characters. And then the movie went on to be so dumb I actually had to get up a few times with a "seriously?" to get more booze. Even the ending is stupid, what with the space corp from the Alien movies getting their hands on a predator lazer gun. Can you explain to me how Rippley wasn't absolutely weaponed up to hell in the original movies? This stupid movie is trying to tell me that Wayland Untani had an honest-to-god plasma gun on their hands for decades and decades, and they managed to develop all this crazy technology from it - but not plasma canons? The marines in Aliens fire ordinary rifles, right? There are no plasma canons AFAIK. That means that they managed to exploit this find of the century of AvP2 in what way exactly? Literally the first thing they would do is try to copy the design (albeit bulkier, right?) but no. Space travel, androids and terraforming, sure, but not the most obvious of weapons.
Even the first Alien vs. Predator should have been a drag out brawl where the humans were just cannon fodder, the Predators should be killing humans on sight since they could all be used as incubators to make more Xenomorphs, they certainly should not be teaming up with humans. So if that movie didn't do it, that was our warning that it would probably never happen.
Did you even watch the original Alien movies? Weyland-yutani wanted the crew of the nostromo and later the Marines to die so they would have more xenomorphs. Because of that they didn't get weapons that would keep them alive.
@@handsomebrick I don't think you understand the yautja culture. They only kill worthy opponents and they kill them for sport. They would't just kill everybody regardless the behaviour or condition, that's why Scar spared Weyland until he attacks Scar
trust me that cat is good for the worst of the worst movie review but for good movies he review the cat would be a distraction and the Internet has enough cat vids as is.
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I saw this in the theater. My favorite part was when the credits started, and a guy in the back shouted "THIS MOVIE SUCKS!!!" and everyone in the theater laughed and we all shared a moment of solidarity
I'm so sad that I couldn't let the likes stay at 123, but I had to press that like button.
At least you got a laugh out of it: I got so annoyed and bored that I got drunk and fell asleep at the end!
I was too traumatized by the pregnant women scene to laugh.
Sounds made up
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 ikr. That scene just left me in a permanent state of what the everloving fuck is this? And not even in a good way...
"The government doesn't lie to us!"
And the whole theater laughed. No really, I remember that very clearly than the entire movie.
Maybe the eh movie was one huge jiok
Well tbf it was an intended joke so.
My theater clapped, when the girl got thrwongstarred to the wall :p
I barely remember seeing this movie but I spit out my drink at that line watching this review. That and the line "I hope we are both wrong" Like what the hell were the writers thinking about when putting together this script?
Social community I guess?
Isn't that ironic that *The Dark Knight* is brighter than that movie?
In that it was better lit or that more thought was put in to it? I'm just kidding. I know the answer is both.
It is.
Gawd. Eraserhead is brighter than this.
It's almost like the directors saw AVP and went "hey, you know how one of the biggest criticisms of the movie is that there isn't really that much fighting between the aliens and predators in a movie called Alien vs Predator? Well in our movie, there will be even LESS of that!"
Also, how the hell did they watch the finished product or really any of these finished scenes and find the level of lighting acceptable? You can't see half the damn movie!
The first criticism is flawed. A avp movie with no story would basically be a Wrestlingshow as a movie, really boring to watch. In avp 1 we get to see the interesting past of yautja (which we know almost nothing about from the movies) visiting earth and how they used xenomorphs for rituals. In addition there is Weyland as a character who is important for the whole franchise and Alexa Woods is pretty cool too, especially the dynamic between her and scar. The second movie doesn't have that interesting characters, but alien without humans can't work and in my opinion avpr has great horror moments that wouldn't feel the same if you don't know anything about the characters. The only real flaw avpr has is the lighting just like you said
Some people just don't give a shit
Hey I’m the son and I was just scrolling around for fun and saw this and wanted to say the company that was doing the light of the movie did it all wrong and didn’t want to fix it and it was too expensive to fix so they just had to send it out with bad lighting
@@jacbas3216 cope
@@JohnboyJoestar nope
So space truckers can't defeat them, Space Marines can't defeat them, space monk prisoners can't feed them, and space mercenaries can't beat them. But, a pizza delivery boy can defeat them. Sure why not.
When you got advanced aliens messing with you sometimes you need a Philip J Fry.
And in some cases the advanced supreme Hunter race can't even beat them with the very weapons the pizza boy just picks up and can use
It like Larry boy and the fib from outer space. A huge Alien rampage through the city and they don't call the army but they call in a guy who can only shoot plungers from his ear. The city is doomed.
I've been a pizza delivery boy.
You learn to deal with some serious shit. Aliens got nuthin' on us.
PIZZA TIME!
This movie came out in 2007 on Christmas Day.
To quote the AVGN: “What were they thinking?”
Fuck yeah! I watched it on Christmas day! My parents saw Juno, I saw AVP:R. It's not great, but idgaf. I like it. Lol
We do not mention him here he does not exist
@@ChildOfChaos07 your parents did a smart move
There are only THREE good things that came out of this dumpster fire:
1. The Predalien has a really cool style.
2. That scarred Predator looked pretty cool as well.
3. The opening is actually really nice!
But that's about it.
Predator is named wolf
I feel like if you could actually see the movie it would play better.
Need more Alien vs Predator
Fun fact the predator race is called Yautja
@@joshholland8564 thanks for letting me know. I always forget what the actual name is called.
I hate it when movies are so dark that it's either pitch black or highlights, with nothing in between. makes it hard to see what's happening.
Yeah, even the film, Pitch Black, is brighter than this.
@@JaniacTheHedgehog it was like the first film hid the creature till the end but this time you never see it it's like they forgot a big reveal at the end
Blair Witch 2016, and that was only one of the few problems with the film.
NC should review that as well.
Like Fan4stic
Even worse if the things we're supposed to be seeing fighting are black, silver, or grey, they even more blend into the already dark setting. When the action could be seen it was great and I didn't mind the story, but yah barely able to see the fighting ruined this film for me. I want another AVP, in fact they reall should make ALien and Predator officially canon to the same universe and just have them occasionally duke it out.
I think the set was so dark the actors genuinely didn't know what was going on
Callum McGinn you needed the light of 100000000 suns just to see a bit on what the absolute f*ck is going on
Actually if you look up the behind the scenes the lightning was not like this on set.
@@KidaMilo89 The studio decided to fuck with the contrast in post-production. My guess is a test audience didn't like some of the effects.
Geoffrey Sorkin when you watch it on PC and add a lighting effect, you see a TON more action and gore. (Watch Dead Meat ‘s kill count to see the lighting effect in action)
I think they darkened the action scenes to try get a Chinese release. US fans going to see an R-Rated Alien-Predator movie would, expect and want, the amount of gore the lightened movie gives us.
@@GoatPopsicle Honestly, it seems similar to what happened with the thing prequel. Someone (in that case a test audience, and I think this one as well) didn't like the effects a director who was an effects artist made, so the studio fucked with things because they put their faith in focus groups over filmmakers.
“The government doesn’t tell lies”
*Seinfield Theme Plays*
Artemis Wolf
This movie is now a comedy
I remember seeing this in theaters. It was really bad but that line did get a chuckle out of everyone in the theater
Or maybe Always Sunny theme, since we already have Crickett here.
The time were the gang fights an alien
‘The Government doesn’t lie to people.’
Please vote today people.
"Doug, how do we get more views on our next video?"
"I just got a cat."
"PERFECT!"
Purrfect.
I think you mean *"Practically purrfect in every way."*
Works every time! And he has awesome cats.
I love the line in this movie
"The government would never lie to people"
now THAT has to be the biggest commentary in history.
I was couldn't decide if she was a dumb o feel sorry for her.
Nostalgia Kitten - I sniff it so you don't have to
2Scribble 😂😂😂 well played 👏👏👏👏
Fiona Snow good one
Hahah!
Chaplin is so precious! And that whole ad was hilarious.
"I'm a really weird cat!"
"This is great!"
Producers: We want this film to be dark.
Director: No problem. No light sources any where when shooting.
To quote Squidward from Pizza Delivery: "THAT'S NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND!"
@@nitromagilou597 Wouldn't be surprised if the same director went on to do Fant4stic.
Douchebag: and I will kill babies. Innocent babies
Seriously, why is this film so dark?! I could close my eyes and wouldn't make much of difference
@@emanuelrojas2 Wouldn't be surprised if the same director went on to do Fant4stic.
Fun fact
The final Alien vs Predator scene was nominated for an MTV Movie Award for Best Fight (a scene where it’s all dark and you can’t see shit)
On the plus side, it was nominated for 2 Razzies for Worst Prequel or Sequel and Worst Excuse for a Horror Movie
This movie is so dark. Not thematically, literally. Turn on a light!!
feels like a dc movie man
@@Itachi17509 Atleast in Batman v Superman we could see the two fighting and it had Good Actors and defenders.
There’s actually a set video where one of the cinematographers is looking at the footage from the final fight scene and says “I’m getting real dark pictures here Dave” and the director responds with “shut up Paul”. Not even joking.
Its almost impossible to watch because of it
Like Fantastic Four
"What else do you think you would see there, an Alien driving a car?"
If the Predator can fool the driver by grabbing a decapitated arm of a dead soldier and actually gives him a thumbs up, ANYTHING IN THAT UNIVERSE IS POSSIBLE.
But that’s the newest Predator, though, right?
@@amosdraak3536 yes.
@@James.B.Russell
Thanks, Sir.
How dare you remind me of the existence of that poor excuse for a movie
Predator on a motorcycle! That would be the coolest thing ever
Ms. Yutani is the CEO of the Japanese Yutani Corporation who buys out the Weyland Corporation after Peter and Vickers death in Prometheus and merge it into the Weyland-Yutani Corp. that we know in the Alien films, they also did business with Borgia Industries (Concrete Jungle fans know what i'm talking about) and the Predator pistol advanced human tech by centuries similar to the Mass Relays in Mass Effect allowing space travel and advanced cybernetics and weaponry also seen in the future films, it's a messed up timeline.
SOMEONE ELSE WHO CAUGHT IT!!! THANK YOU!!!
Bruh, your "Concrete Jungle" reference made my day
You get a huge thumbs up for the Concrete Jungle reference
Concrete Jungle?
Predator: Concrete Jungle was a game on the PS2 & Gamecube it was pretty decent you played as a Predator who botched a hunt and gets banished for a century and after humans use the tech he foolishly left behind to further their civilization and kill & capture other Predtors he returns to earth for redemption and revenge
6:00
Pizza guy: hey a couch
Michelangelo: dudes don’t freak out but I think there’s somebody here
☠️😹😹
Basically what I thought of too. Alien vs Predator vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles doesn't sound so bad to be honest.
@Phillip just scrub it, and fabreze it, its good as new
The TMNT would own the Aliens.
It might work as long as Michael Bay has nothing to do with.
I don't imagine many people care, but Ms Yutani (the Japanese chick in the end credits) is the one who helped establish what would eventually become the Weyland-Yutani Corporation, the company that pretty much runs every major operation in the Alien franchise. Ripley and crew worked for them and pretty much every human baddie they encountered during the Alien movies has some link to that corporation. They probably developed a lot of their more advanced tech based on the Predator's tech they salvaged from the crash. It was supposed to be a nod to the origin of the company that caused Ripley and co so much grief. They just did it really poorly. Should have used the Weyland name instead.
Yes, well, perhaps you didn't pay attention to the video when NC clearly states that he has no idea who she was supposed to be. Forgive me for thinking there may be other people that also don't know who she is or why they included that scene but would like to find out.
I thought I was the only one that got it, yet I am only recently aware of the finer details of the franchise due to countless media reviews before me.
"Building Better Worlds". Weyland-Yutani also exists in the Firefly 'verse.
@Adrijana Radosevic Have you at least see the video?
Thank you it was bugging me
Apparently this movie was too dark because of a camera error, but the Director ignored the Camera crew.
No no iso 200 is fine shut up, I seen it on a vlog. Damn unions thinking they know better than me the director.
@@meldrickedwards1785
Yeah, and supposedly told the first camera man that brought it up to "Shut Up and do Your job, while I do mine", and then went back to chatting up some ladies.
@@orinanime I, too, would like to see evidence that this movie was botched.
And this is why the Brothers Strause should just stick to special effects and not directing. I mean, really, say what you want about Paul W.S. Anderson, at least the guy could direct some decent action scenes and we could at least tell what was going on in the previous movie, especially during the decent third act when it was just Lex and Scar.
ua-cam.com/video/0B-6x1pKgDI/v-deo.html&t=1m3s at this time in the video you can hear it.
That cat is amazing. We need this feline in future reviews.
Also, yeah, the movie sucks. Which is a shame because it had so much potential to be BETTER than the first film, with the R-Rating, Suburban setting, and PredAlien concept!
The bigger issue was the unlikable characters and the god damn dark pictures!!!
I actually loved this movie! ^^
"Mouses"
Why is it so hard to make a AVP movie? They have freaking comics based on them, it should be one of the easiest movies to make, they have a literal instruction manual on how to make it!
"Hey, our first Aliens vs. Predator was pretty well liked. Though, audiences didn't like the people. What should we do with the sequel?"
"...More people!"
"But sir, you said-"
" *I SAID MORE PEOPLE DAMN IT* "
Neo Machine “But why are siphoning the lighting budget into the actor’s paychecks?”
“You’re fired.”
I mean it's pretty similar logic to the Transformers movies.
"Our first movie had few likable and or interesting character and fans dislike that"
"Okay, get rid of all likable or interesting characters"
Also, make sure you _kill an entire maternity ward full of babies and pregnant women_ .
Fuckin' what
The best parts of AVPR
-Wolf vs the Predalien
-The credits
rockstarcrossing Wolf HIMSELF is the best part of this film. Seriously, Wolf is the most badass Predator that has ever been put on the screen.
- End Fight
- Wolf
- new yautja tech and weapons
- Predalien
- Insight on a yautja planet
- music referring to original Predator
- yutani scene
Yeah Wolf vs. the Predalien was the best part of the film.
Wolf killing aliens and wolf vs predalien
I mean scene with Kids and pregnant woman was also creative
I feel like nostalgia critic just wanted to show everyone his cat.....WHICH I AM 100% OK WITH!
It's the Nostalgia Kitten
@@ethanor "Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Kitten, I sniff it, so you don't have to!"
JG E or “hello I’m the Nostalgia Cat, I scratch it, so you don’t have to.”
That cat has gorgeous eyes. I've never seen ones like on a cat before.
THE 🧢
4:13 it should also be noted that her “soldier” uniform is all wrong. Her patch suggests she’s in 101st airborne which is an army division but she’s wearing a USMC desert MARPAT uniform. This movie I swear.
Also, I bet her base was put on lockdown when they realized they were missing a pair of nigh vision goggles that she gave her daughter.
Yeah that's a Marine, look at the name tapes.
?UMSC?
Unless there was a massive uniform change between now and 2007 I missed, the uniform is most definitely not marine. The collar, cover, and breast pockets make that obvious. Looking up the modern army uniform, the only difference I can see is that the shoulder pocket looks backwards for some reason. That is not even close to a marine or navy uniform. I don't know enough soldiers or airmen to compare their uniforms though.
I should also point out that Hollywood tends to fail at military uniforms for a variety of reasons, chief among them is that they don't hire military advisors to ask what's right, or worse, they hire from the wrong branch. For example, you could hire a marine as an advisor for military stuff in your film, but that doesn't mean he'll understand the procedures and 'isms' of the army or airforce, or even know the procedures of tanks and aircrafts if he didn't specialize in them. Obviously civilians know even less.
@@AmericanZergling Just look at the camo. It's fictionalized to be legally distinct from actual Marines but that's definitely the desert MARPAT. Marines got two MARPATs. Army uses OCPs only these days and in 2006/2007 it was either ACU/UCP or the at-the-time experimental "scorpion" (basically proto-OCP, you can see the soldiers wearing it in Transformers from 2007), neither of which this character is wearing.
@@James.B.Russell The camo is marine, but the uniform is not. Obviously it's all wrong, but I wouldn't call it a marine uniform just because of the color. As I said before, pockets and cover are more similar to the army OCP than the marine MARPAT.
When your cat is better then the movie
Well, let's be honest; he's a really awesome cat!
THAN!
@@MrAlcazar Thank you
That's not a high bar to clear.
Daniel Staples your comment is like last jedi.dumb,really good.
I want a whole video of Doug narrating his cat
Handington what a great idea!
Aw, thank you! ^-^
YEEEEEAH! GOOD IDEA!
@@tadeozapata5447 :D
I want that too but just for the WTH factor right at the end the cat has a human mouth superimposed over it and its voiced by Markiplier
hahaha your kitty stole the whole review~
“The government doesn’t lie to people.” That has got to be the most naive thing I’ve ever heard. Lol.
But I sure got a lot of laughs out of it. 😂🤣
AVP: Requiem, the movie where none of the crew or cast members has ever heard of the word "light".
Like Game of thrones season 8
Nostalgie Cat
Reviews the Competition
Meow
EXQUISITE!! XD
Cute cat. Even though I prefer Jeremy Jahns' dog Gypsy and Danger
Smash Bros reference FTW!
Now i want my scratching post back... im part cat
To be fair the utani chick is probably the one who did the merger with Weyland from the alien movies. On an unrelated note Doug's cat is adorable
well it could have been an interesting plot to get to know the Yutani part of Weyland-Yutani though it makes the timeline of events even more confusing, they should have maybe done that with the Alien prequels coudn´t be worse then the garbage Ridley Scott made.
14:42 "Screw the women and children first shit man" man even has the same facial hair as Doug.
I think the thing I hated most, is the scene you DIDN'T MENTION. The SECOND, opening scene. Where the "Predator" (Bounty Hunter apperantally?) Gets the call, selects his/her/their (?) weapons, and heads to Earth. The reason I hated this, is not because it's awful. In fact, it's single handedly the most amazing footage I've ever seen. What's so damn sad, is that later footage shows the Predator playing "Men in Black" by disposing of bodies & evidence. This PROVES that at some point, there was a WHOLE DIFFERENT, plot to the film. An interesting one that ACTUALLY features the predator from their point of view. I think if that had been done, the film would've been waaaay more interesting. Or maybe it's just me. Anyone else feel this way?
Tomes of Awesome to be fair the yautja showed in requiem is considered a ‘cleaner’ someone to clean up messy situations and is even assigned to carry out assassinations which is why he used the blue goop to dispose of the evidence :), I thought it was kinda neat and shows how advanced they are in many ways.
He's a 'cleaner'. Basically someone who cleans up big problems/messes. Literally in this case. The predator was even named Wolf behind the scenes as an homage to the cleaner character played by Harvey Keitel in Pulp Fiction.
I know. I just couldn't think of the word at the time. ROFLMAO But that's what I mean. If the whole movie followed him. Cleaning up evidence, killing the alien, it would've been fantastic!!! The fact that such a great idea, got pushed down into such small, distant scenes, actually makes me hate the film MORE, for that reason.
Tomes of Awesome i would go even further than you : i would have fancy an AVP happening on the yautja planet.
I feel the same. Hell, another scene I liked that Doug glossed over, thanks ya pretentious prick, was that when he was at the crashed ship, he lingered over one of the yuatja bodies and lowered his head and uttered a sighing growl as if in mourning. That, to me, speaks volumes in terms of Predator characterization; a Predator mourning over the loss of his comrade(s). We have not seen that yet, even in the previous films. When the Predator died in the second film and in AVP, the others that were sent to retrieve their bodies hardly showed any emotion, aside from being impressed by the humans who defeated or aided them. Here, you see one in apparent mourning over a loss, like maybe he might have known the Predator crew or maybe just that one individual, and that makes this personal for the "cleaner". But of course, the movie fucks it up by having the humans be so dull and stupid you're actually almost cheering that they get killed, while showing as little of the title characters as possible to try and build up the suspense and reveal.
Chaplin has an exclamation point on his face.
DisappointedEgg HAHA!! He’s adorable! I would absolutely love a comments section full of Chaplin! Speaking of which, I can’t remember: Is that what Barney (Doug and Rob’s father) did in the Navy? Because if it was then *DOUBLE AWWWW!!*
*swings mouse in front of Chaplin*
Hit the bad guy! Hit the bad guy!
"And when I came to, she was a poodle! But you all knew that."
...Uh, what?
Well, you *know*
You were right.
Reqium sucks.
And that last 10 minutes was bat-shit insane!
Omg I’m still not over how good the new intro is!!! Ugh such talent!!! ♥️♥️♥️
Look for Beetlejuice intro to get the reference.
Same here
Agreed
RIGHT?!
Me neither! Most of the nostalgiaween intros are awesome, but this one takes the cake!
It's finally happened,
we have the Nostalgia Kitten!
i understood that reference
What a great guy
Troopcaptain? What a great guy
lol
hopefully he doesn't shoot this one.
Can’t wait for the animated shorts based around it
16:54 You dont know who is Yutani??
Weiland Yutani??? The bad compani that is in almost every Alien Movie????
I know this is a bit late, but, a common misconception on the name is Weiland-Tutani (for some reason) so Doug might be operating under this misconception. Though, even if he wasn't, I feel that people, generally, don't make the connections between a pair of companies and their combined name.
Nowadays, Square Enix is all there is, but there are plenty of people who could throw a game in by 90s Squaresoft and never realize it's the same company as the guys who made all those awful FF13 games. Though, at the same time, they might notice Enix as a standalone (because it's particularly odd, pithy and simple) of course... if I thought the name of the company was Square Enicks, I might be pretty confused at this other, knockoff company (Enix), trying to take Square Enicks' good name and use it for itself to make knockoff sales.
Of course, not saying it's not wrong, or shouldn't be corrected... just that it's honestly not that surprising, especially with how many movies he needs to watch, per year, to keep his revenue stream flowing. He's probably got more useless pop culture knowledge than we know, by that fact alone. I can forgive him for this one.
peter weyland (the founder of the weyland yutani corp.) appeared in the first AVP movie. thats just his wife which no cares about
Weyland Yutani
He's legit just confused because "who the fuck is MISS YUTANI"
there was no build up to her or anything. unless you've seen prev films and recognise the name, you'll be scratching your head. they either should've built her up to be the big bad, or have her as a main character like Weyland was in AVP1
The straw that broke the camel's back.
Doug, what do you mean you had no idea who she was? Her last name was Yutani. As in, The Weyland Yutani Corporation? The Shadowy corporation that's involved in every Alien film? The point was that this is how Weyland Yutani was supposed to have gained interest in Alien life-forms and tech.
ture but what's her full name
She's only refered to as Yutani
Oh thank god some one said it, i was scrolling through the comments looking to see if ANYONE pointed this out and all i've seen is comments about cat and nothing really commenting about the review or how some one who does a review of something and talks like he knows the Alien's Franchise cannot piece together Wayland from the last movie and Yutani from this one is Wayland-Yutani Corporation from the Aliens movies that was the main enemy in the movies.
It might have been a flub, but he wrote that in this review, which implies he didn't know who Yutani was supposed to be.
Anyone who is an Alien fan should know about Weyland-Yutani.
Nostalgia Kitten! I hope to see more of Chaplin in futures videos!
A CAT CREDIT CARD?!?!?!
NOPE NOPE DOES NOT COMPUTE!?!!??!?!?!??!!
The hospital scene literally made me sick.
Yeah, it's probably one of the most uncomfortable "you went a little too far" scenes in any movie I've ever seen.
Considering the xenomorphs are kind of "fear of rape given physical form", no duh. Seriously, go back and watch the original. The last shot of one character alive is the alien's bladed tail snaking up between their legs... they are wearing heavy working pants and a pair of boots... when their body is found, the boots and pants are both gone.
I think there's a line between violating murder with regular people vs the same thing with PREGNANT WOMEN and BABIES.
@@GrizbyK72 not denying that. Just saying there is a /reason/ the Xenomorph is uncomfortable, to put it WAY too mildly. Like I said, they are the fear of forcible sexual violation incarnate. The design theory behind them is fascinating. This.... Skwick... is a result of cinematic one-upsmanship. Gotta keep making those explosions bigger, those power levels higher, the battles more epic... and the horror more gruesome and terrifying. This is the point where the character can literally solo all of creation, the battle takes up 45 minutes of the 2 hour film, and the alien mouth-rapes a pregnant woman with its spawn and feasts on the flesh of infants while other immobilized women scream in terror.
I Agree, for me I think Doug and a lot of other people are getting the wrong idea about it, I don’t think it deserves credit at all, just because it did something extreme doesn’t automatically mean it should be congratulated for it
That Intro is still awesome!
The worst thing about this movie is the lighting. *It's soooo dark*
Yup I swear me and my dad tried watching this during the day and could not see shit
Turn up the brightness on your screen or player perhaps? I never watched this but I did this for Snyder’s DC movies and they look much better that way.
I can't tell if it's an alien movie or the sequel to Fan4stic
DAAAAAAAAARKNEEEEEEEES! [guitar riff] NOOOOOO PAAAARENTS!
"Are u sure ur not from the DC universe?"-Deadpool(circa 2018)
The cat is adorable Doug, and judging by the end of the video, I take it your next review is going to be the movie Rubber? I can't wait
Or monster trucks
I so look forward to people’s reaction to a sentient tire with psychic power.
Chris W. nah It's gotta be rubber since it was just a tire he looked at. Also Monster Trucks was more of 'a boy and his x' as opposed to horror/thriller movie which Nostalgiaween focuses on.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_(2010_film) -- Definitely Rubber.
such a weird movie that is
I watched this with my uncle, we made fun of it so much. We have every character random nicknames and the movie was set to have it where everybody spoke Italian.
Congrats on the new kitty, Doug! 🐱
i can really relate to the cat, sniffing scratching posts its great
Now he just has to teach the cat that the plural of mouse is "mice" and not "mouses".
What a great cat!
Kitty! So happy there is a kitty!
2019 Nostalgia Critic is looking good.
Me, too!
Capper Dapperpaws! What are you doing here
I just glad that they named him Chester and not the Nostalgia Kitty
RUBBER!!!!!!!!!!
Spiritual successor to flubber, they even got Robin Williams to voice the Tyre
Shit, I knew I recognised that wobble.
Did you just put the cat in so people will be like CAAAAATTTT and click the like button.
DroehnIng 😂
@DroehnIng To be fair, this cat is already more entertaining than those other cats ever were lol.
Well, it worked didn't it?
SkyTech RTS unfortunately yes
That’s exactly what he did.
For me the redeeming parts of the movie are the Predator scenes. Wolf was easily the most capable Predator out of the cinematic movies, and we even got to see the Predator homeworld for a brief time.
Хищник волк абсолютный goof, он некомпетентен.
One of the best Predator is in one of the worst movie.
I can see why someone would like this movie though so if you just watch the movie as a Predator hunting the Aliens movie and just this as like predator 6 or whatever then it honestly is fun in some ways with some cool Predator action and such. But if you go into this with the expectations of this is AVP then year this movie is bad.
The Secret Life of Nostalgia Critic’s Cat.
To answer the question of who the woman named Yutani in the end credits was, she owns half the company that became Weyland-Yutani in the Alien franchise. As for who Weyland is, he was the guy with breathing problems in the first AVP.
Hi I’m Chaplin. I’m a cat!
This is Doug Walker, what a great guy!
This is Rob Walker, what a great guy!
This is Mike Mohaud......... I’m not going there
I love your new kitty! Congrats and here's hoping for many years of lots of loves from your kitty!
This doesn't feel like a kickass crossover film, this is a try-hard slasher flick with cheap attempts at shock value and bad lighting.
Orihime Inoue you pretty much just summed up the movie
You hit the nail on the head.
Orihime watches horror movies...? I... I don't know how I feel about that realization...
You just described 90% of modern horror movies in Hollywood.
+BloodyButterfly I know, I'm about as shocked as you are.
The one thing I shall truly remember from this review is your adorable kitty.
"You're too stupid to talk, Dale. Shut up!"
I actually love this line and have used it in daily life.
6 more days of Nostalgia Ween, Nostalgia Ween.
6 more days of Nostalgia Ween
Silver Shamrock!
Haha
Me: (Reading the first comment) *Stop It, Stop It, Stop It!!!!*
Yes
The beetlejuice nostalgia-ween intro is definitely my new favourite nostalgia-ween intro!
Mines is the one where Doug gets stabbed to death by Jontron.
This review is the first time I was genuinely happy to see the title "Alien vs. Predator: Requiem." Show no mercy, critic. The movie certainly didn't when it raped my two favorite sci-fi horror franchises at the same time.
7:51 Yosemite Sam Voice over the Alien coming in is hilarious! Critic you are a Genius!
LMAO!!!
LOL
Clicked on this really fast.
Red Phantom Wolf me too.
DOUGS CAT IS SO CUTE OH MY GOD
This was....
Expected...
Thank you critic, thank you.
Disturbing things list - Number one: Deep-throating a xenomorph. Who was this supposed to appeal to? Fanfic writers?
Also: Adorable cat.
I HATE This movie JUST for that scene. Single handedly ruined both Alien and Predator
How about a Xenomorph deep-throating a human?
well they are alien creatures hell bent on reproducing and killing so......
Well in the AVP 2010 video game one of the finishing moves as an alien is shoving your bladed tail up the marines' asses so I'd say it's even Steven
To be fair it was pretty creepy, in an alternate reality where this movie was good I think that scene would still be there, but it would be tied in to a greater idea of the aliens creating a Hell on Earth.
I never really noticed this before, but this movie has basicly the exact same plot structure as Resident Evil 2...
A quiet little isolated town, attacked by an evil presence that spreads rapidly and kills everything mercilessly. A rag tag group of survivers must find a way to survive. They decide to try and get out of town, only for the government to nuke the entire city, with them only barely escaping
Same, just rewatched it for the first time since I saw it in theaters. I love Resident evil and RE2. The premise is the same, unsuspecting mountain town, narrowly escape by helicopter the nuke cover up sent in the by government. Too bad this movie was executed so poorly.
11:32 Gremlins was no generic series. First one was friggin iconic in all sorts of ways, and the 2nd was as bizarrely different in tone & manically unhinged as is humanly possible. Nothing remotely generic about either, and that the sequel went in such an oddly unexpected direction makes it all the more of a standout, original sequel.
7:51 That Yosemite Sam clip works more than it probably should. 😂
Showing a pregnant woman get... re-impregnanted by a Xenomorph feels needlessly cruel; at least let it happen offscreen. Yes, you should show and not tell, but in some cases, simply alluding to something can be enough, even if it's verbal
This movie just does everything wrong
And I once again assume that someone who wrote that scene in the script probably has a DeviantART page full of weird fetish stories and fetish artwork.
Holy fuck I remember Rubber! That movie was so confusing
the first monologue is the films get out of jail free card... Why is... "no reason"... but why does... "no reason".... but but but... "son... no f***in reason at all" :D
Rubber was such a dumb movie. But at the same time it was so cool. I couldn't help but enjoy myself at the sheer insanity going on throughout that film. Perhaps I'll watch it again on Halloween.
I thought I just imagined that movie
Melissa Standridge you must’ve had quite the powerful imagination 😄
Why is the alien from ET brown?
Is it just me or does the film look brighter in this review? I’ve seen it on tv and BD and both times it was so freaking dark that I could hardly make out what was the Predator and what was the Alien.
Doug probably edited the footage to enhance the contrast somewhat, which is pretty much what I wanted to do while watching this.
Seriously, I watched it in a pitch-dark room at full brightness and I STILL couldn't make out jack shit.
Ok that is exaggerated on how dark it is. It's not really really dark. It's like night time dark.
Dc extended universe: is so dark
Alien vs predator requiem, hold my facehugger and trophy
Umm, critic, they're dealing with a creature genetically engineered to be the ultimate killer, able to reproduce at a rate at which the entire country would be infected, or eaten in months and the world in a couple of years, combined with the DNA of a species that is the ultimate hunter. It has insane agility, is near immune to pain, resistant to bullets, with claws and acid blood. Both conventional firearms and melee are a nogo for this thing furthermore they have no idea how many eggs it has lain. Seems to me a nuke is the appropriate response.
Aslan Wydock I completely agree with you on that.
And don't forget lava-proof.
@guyverjay
Considering Weiland Yutani is apart of this world and she knew about the predator tech, it's safe to assume they knew about aliens as well.
I think it would've been funny if the DNA wasn't a perfect 1:1 creation so as soon as the predalien was fully grown it's acid blood just instantly melts them.
That cat is adorable
So adorable it can break windows like that cat from Sleepwalkers
The cat sounds like it's impersonating a dog
ikr? the more accurate would've been
"GET THAT F***ING THING AWAY FROM ME!"
"this is my owner Dough, i'm gonna let him pat me and then i will claw his hand off.
"This is his brother Rob, i will let him cuddle me and then i will bite him out of nowhere"
"now excuse me while i go pee and claw his couch to shreds, god i love being me"
When I first saw this movie, I was alone in the house I was staying in while working as a civilian contractor for the military during high school. I had just seen its prequel and loved it, one of my favorite additions to either franchise despite the annoying human focus with only a little bit of actual alien vs predator action. I even affectionately made a funny joke about the first predator who dies saying to himself "I knew I shoulda gone to law school" right before he gets brain chomped. So it holds a special place in my heart seeing as I'm not big on horror.
But then I see this movie. And suffice to say...it not only wasn't good but it went way. Way too far. It freaked me out not in a horror or scary way but in an inhuman way. The scene where the predalien impregnated a delivering mother to this day horrifies me, especially now that I'm a father. The movie took a great potential set up and took it way too far for simple shock value and exploitation. Other shows that do this also piss me off, like Attack on Titan or Game of Thrones who perform horrible heinous acts and you're just supposed to be ok with it because "hey it's a show, someone greenlit this" but suffice to say, Requim is not only a bad movie, its a bad sequel, bad horror, bad gore, and just overall bad. There's nothing to keep motivation up to watch it and overall traumatizing for those who go into it unprepared and because they liked the prequel like me. Do not go watch this movie.
That hospital scene scarred me too. I 100% regret watching the movie. I was at a family's house, and I thought the alien franchise was somewhat interesting and a guy pulled out avp Requiem. Having no clue what actual content was in it I thought alien and predator fighting to the death? sounds cool play it. I really should have checked a review first :(
Years ago at the end of his review of Devil he had an add where he said he was getting a kitten. He's finally done it now.
It's funny how the PG-13 one came out and I was pissed that it wasn't Rated R, but it turned out to be pretty good. Then the R-Rated sequel that I assumed would be much better, was actually a huge murky piece of shit.
I hope you learned your lesson
*sees doug's cat = slams hammer into like button*
You _know_ the cat won't see that, right?...
The scene with the pregnant woman really made me feel uneasy and disturbed.
I think that was the intention, buddy. *We all did.*
It's just weird for being weird...came out of nowhere...
It felt like something that could have happened though.
It was gross and would have been pretty neat, if only the whole movie wasn't so stupid. Shit, I'm surprised we could see it. It was darker than Westly Snipes at night in that movie. That R rating was shit. NOT ENOUGH GORE! BUT MORE CURSING!?!?!?!?!? God.
Adam Daruk you know that’s someone’s fetish. Ewww.
I forgot this was the Chaplin's breakout episode. And makes this whole episode 100% better
RUBBER!!! I genuinely hope that's next week's review!!!
Andrew Molenaar. Glad I am not the only one who has watched that film.
@TheKaitetley I heard about it..never watched it...
I never wanted to watch it, but somehow I remember it. And if it's coming, I'm VERY curious about it,
Oh i can't wait for next week
A movie that the world needs to see for its amazing concept XD
Kitty spotted!
*violently crashes into TV*
You should review The Mummy Returns in all it's sad cgi glory!
Yeah like star wars prequels/ dceu levels of bad cgi
@@motor4X4kombat They are decent
Tom Portengen the dceu part is probably either suicide squad or justice league
The Mummy Returns is at least fun and enjoyable.It was a great time before Tom Cruise Mummy
The concept of Aliens loose on modern day Earth is an interesting one, and one I was looking forward to seeing; however even if the Predalien hadn't stolen the show this movie still would have had too many flaws for it to live up to the promise of that concept.
There's really only one thing about this movie I like: the soundtrack. In fact, to anyone who hasn't seen this before or heard the soundtrack, I'd say: check out the soundtrack, skip the movie.
The reason this can never work is that Predator is an inferior concept to Alien in every way. The preds are anthropomorphized, the xenos are not. This was the whole thing that made Alien and Aliens so great compared to almost all other sci-fi. You can believe that something this weird could have developed somewhere. It's a lot more likely than a xenobiological species from another planet becoming a biped vertebrate with opposable thumbs and similar technology to us. I don't think people fully understand how unlikely that actually is. I know Hollywood writers don't understand it. Also, how do preds eat or chew with those mouthparts? Nothing about them makes sense. They're essentially wrestling heels. And they bred the xenos for hunting! How insulting! The inferior concept ruining the superior one? Great idea, Bob!
Of course this also precisely why most Alien fans loathe Prometheus and Covenant, which chose a different way of destroying the Alien story by having them invented by cyborgs that were made by humans. Even though the engi in Alien was fossilized (which according to Wikipedia takes about 10 000 years at minimum) yet had clearly been the victim of a chest bursting xenomorph. But who cares about time? Or logic? David the Dickhead made the 10 000 year old eggs 17 years before Alien I tells ya! Ridley Scott says so!
Just fuck all these Hollywood hacks, and particularly Ridley Scott. A shame Bannon is dead. Apparently no one is capable of good story telling anymore.
@@politicallycorrectredskin796 "You can believe that something this weird could have developed somewhere. It's a lot more likely than a xenobiological species from another planet becoming a biped vertebrate with opposable thumbs and similar technology to us."
Yet you acknowledge in the same post that the Alien universe also features the technologically advanced humanoid space jockeys. You realize that chewing is pretty much exclusive to herbivores and omnivores, right? Carnivores lack the molars to be able to chew food and simply swallow the meat that they tear off. Predator 2 establishes that the Predator/Yautja species are carnivorous.
Speaking of eating, how and what do the Xenomorphs eat? The films generally don't the Xenomorphs eating, yet they grow from a tiny chestburster to an 8 foot tall monster within hours. How does a creature exponentially increase mass in such a short time span without any indications of it eating? It's not indicated that it drinks water either, so how does it keep itself hydrated, especially when it's constantly secreting slime and fluid? How does it see with no visible eyes?
Look, I grew up on Alien and Predator films so I'm a massive sucker for both, but the argument that one is more biologically realistic than the other is a rather ludicrous argument. You're better off admitting that you just prefer Xenomorphs over Predators, instead of trying to justify it in some objective manner that has no logical consistency.
The Carnivora definitely chew food with their molars. But they are shaped to work more like scissors cutting meat into pieces small enough to swallow. And even to crunch small bones (what counts as small depends on the species of carnivore). If you were referring to cetaceans and non-mammalian carnivores like sharks and crocodiliae, then you would be correct since they don't have molars.
But your main point to the original post is still valid. Both fictional species were clearly designed so a human could wear a costume on set and move around in the suit.
WHAT A PRETTY CAT!!!!!
I liked just for the cat!!!!
It's not often one can say this but: "I had such high hopes for the movie when they killed off a kid in the first couple of minutes.".
Seriously, though, it looked like an R-rated movie with crazy aliens and alien gadgets, and it appeared like it was going to be a no-holds-barred grudge match to the death. The setting in one of the most clichee all-American towns would have been perfect, especially since it looked like literally nobody had any plot armor.
Think about that: Both Alien and Predator movies have that one main character that essentially cannot die. It looked like they were about to shift the focus away from the humans entirely and give us a literal alien versus predator movie in which all the humans are just expendable support characters.
And then the movie went on to be so dumb I actually had to get up a few times with a "seriously?" to get more booze.
Even the ending is stupid, what with the space corp from the Alien movies getting their hands on a predator lazer gun. Can you explain to me how Rippley wasn't absolutely weaponed up to hell in the original movies?
This stupid movie is trying to tell me that Wayland Untani had an honest-to-god plasma gun on their hands for decades and decades, and they managed to develop all this crazy technology from it - but not plasma canons?
The marines in Aliens fire ordinary rifles, right? There are no plasma canons AFAIK.
That means that they managed to exploit this find of the century of AvP2 in what way exactly? Literally the first thing they would do is try to copy the design (albeit bulkier, right?) but no. Space travel, androids and terraforming, sure, but not the most obvious of weapons.
I think bullets are more effective then lasers think about it a assault rifle or glock holds more firepower then a laser gun.
Even the first Alien vs. Predator should have been a drag out brawl where the humans were just cannon fodder, the Predators should be killing humans on sight since they could all be used as incubators to make more Xenomorphs, they certainly should not be teaming up with humans. So if that movie didn't do it, that was our warning that it would probably never happen.
Did you even watch the original Alien movies? Weyland-yutani wanted the crew of the nostromo and later the Marines to die so they would have more xenomorphs. Because of that they didn't get weapons that would keep them alive.
@@handsomebrick I don't think you understand the yautja culture. They only kill worthy opponents and they kill them for sport. They would't just kill everybody regardless the behaviour or condition, that's why Scar spared Weyland until he attacks Scar
@@handsomebrick yeah imma call bullshit on your knowledge of Predator culture.
14:15 - "...that's crazy, the government doesn't lie to people"
When I saw this in theatres, the entire theatre broke out laughing
Meanwhile in 2023, the government still hiding UFOs from us.
That ending was amazing. Rubber sure is something.
It was awful. It wasn't even fun bad. It was just stupid and really far up it's own ass.
It's far worse. It's not ironically bad or entertainingly bad. It's just bad.
So, next is rubber?
I loved that movie too. My desktop bg has been a screenshot since forever
It is. The best part is Roxanne Mesquida naked
What the name of the movie he’s reviewing next week?
Rubber.
Dick rubber...instead of face hugger, yeah!
I want that cat in every review. Seriously, if that cat is not in every future review, we no longer have purpose in life.
trust me that cat is good for the worst of the worst movie review but for good movies he review the cat would be a distraction and the Internet has enough cat vids as is.
God, it’ll be just like Lloyd!