Sh*t Fort McMurrayites Don't Say

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  • Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
  • Things that you will never hear a true McMurrayite say.

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  • @okcomputer6861
    @okcomputer6861 3 роки тому +35

    it's been almost a decade and this is still so good.

  • @fortmcmurray7
    @fortmcmurray7  11 років тому +24

    Hedgehoggirl46, I'm sorry that you think our video is stupid. I would like you to know that everyone that made this video also lives in Fort McMurray and we were actually all born here. So we believe that if anyone has the right to poke fun at our town, it is us.

  • @MsAnimefan10
    @MsAnimefan10 10 років тому +42

    Back when there was only one bottle depo, Tim Horton's had one vehicle line, and Zeller's and Digger's were still open. So much can happen in 2 years.

    • @5950155
      @5950155 7 років тому +1

      i used to work at diggers..still miss it after 5 years

    • @stayathomecatdad
      @stayathomecatdad 4 роки тому +1

      So greasy. But I loved it.

  • @CanadianPrepper
    @CanadianPrepper 7 років тому +18

    "Youre right my truck is too lifted"... "we're all getting laid tonight" LOL this is genius

  • @stevest1300
    @stevest1300 10 років тому +21

    Visiting the Fort at the moment. Here's one visitors don't say...
    "Hotel rates are fantastic here!"

    • @landrykkb
      @landrykkb 10 років тому

      Not a chance of that there.HA HA!

  • @xenomann442
    @xenomann442 11 років тому +39

    haha "which ww2 army tank do you want to meet at?"

    • @XCODMURKX
      @XCODMURKX 10 років тому +1

      what does this mean lol why are they in fort macky

    • @ColtonBlumhagen
      @ColtonBlumhagen 5 років тому

      Sad because it's gone now.

    • @myg0t_jsm
      @myg0t_jsm 4 роки тому

      @@ColtonBlumhagen wait WHAT!

    • @ColtonBlumhagen
      @ColtonBlumhagen 4 роки тому

      @@myg0t_jsm Yep they switched it out for an APC. Which as of today is flooded in a major flood of most of downtown.

    • @myg0t_jsm
      @myg0t_jsm 4 роки тому

      @@ColtonBlumhagen It's most likely an LAV as it's one of the more popular modern Canadian APCs, so it's most likely floating around. My buddy from the states actually was an LAV crewman with the marine corps in Helmand province.

  • @motherprisma
    @motherprisma 4 роки тому +10

    this shit is still legendary.

  • @Dropsix
    @Dropsix 9 років тому +8

    haha great job guys. "My toes? I can feel em"

  • @chememnl
    @chememnl 12 років тому +6

    This is fricken hilarious!!! Been here 32 years and nuthins changed! Good job boys. Keep em coming. Im sure theres more you can say lol Like "I dont mind the 4 hour drive to anywhere lol or the "Its ok we're stuck in traffic for 3 hours because someone had an accident on the bridge lol .... You get the drift. Theres SOOOOO much more to come and I cant wait to see it! Awesome video :D

  • @myg0t_jsm
    @myg0t_jsm 4 роки тому +3

    1:36 "which WW2 army tank we meeting at?" *Shows modern day tank*

  • @garbinder
    @garbinder 5 років тому +4

    Ever since we got these pigeons the city’s been so much prettier lol

  • @AandR1408
    @AandR1408 12 років тому +2

    "Can you help me?"
    "Yes."

  • @ASacfan101
    @ASacfan101 12 років тому +6

    This is hilarious. Showed it to my dad. We just moved after living there for 12 years. We had to rewatch it because he was laughing over half of what the stuff they were saying. Thanks for a great vid!

  • @ZakH644
    @ZakH644 9 років тому +8

    "Wow the boss didnt yell at me once today" is another one haha

  • @darcyrmt
    @darcyrmt 9 років тому +5

    left there almost 30 years ago when it was half the size - more than half of the things these guys say still apply.. LOLOLOL

  • @Beccahessmusic
    @Beccahessmusic 12 років тому +1

    I cant stop watching this. You guys are hilarious!

  • @btownbuye
    @btownbuye 12 років тому +2

    Made me remember the good old times in fort Mac

  • @arosch1980
    @arosch1980 12 років тому +4

    I was born and raised in Mcmurray. This is frickin' hilarious! Love it.

  • @Playinghaloin2004
    @Playinghaloin2004 12 років тому +1

    "This bus schedule is AWESOME!"
    Make a second one. I laughed my ass off the whole way through.

  • @rickdyas6337
    @rickdyas6337 10 років тому +1

    First time I've seen this, good job guys, that's some funny sh*t. Lived/worked here for 17 yrs and youze nailed it.

  • @WillSmith-xq7nh
    @WillSmith-xq7nh 11 років тому +36

    Take away the oil money and no one would even live in Alberta.

    • @MrRossT1
      @MrRossT1 10 років тому +34

      Job Powers Take away the WEED and no one would live in BC. :P

    • @ThePagan11
      @ThePagan11 10 років тому +3

      Fuckin right

    • @CanadianPrepper
      @CanadianPrepper 7 років тому +1

      Alberta is a beautiful outdoor paradise from mountains to rolling hills, prairie and badlands, chinooks to name a few, its a woodsmans paradise.

    • @myg0t_jsm
      @myg0t_jsm 6 років тому

      especially fort mcmurray. oil gone = ghost town

    • @P7777-u7r
      @P7777-u7r 6 років тому

      +Canadian Prepper
      BC is the place with all the mountains and the best part of the mountains. Alberta's mountains are all on the border with BC after that it's mostly flat boring land. I've been to Alberta and it was just flat and treeless

  • @JNMAC666
    @JNMAC666 6 років тому +2

    😆
    That was fucking great you guys!
    “ we’re all getting laid tonight “

  • @NorthLuckStar
    @NorthLuckStar 12 років тому +1

    Haha you guys are too funny! I love it, especially the ending! :D please make more videos!

  • @angiechristine4918
    @angiechristine4918 9 років тому +5

    hahaha "my truck is too lifted!" never!

  • @joefroese
    @joefroese 12 років тому +4

    "I always feel really safe at the bottle depot." I say that all the time!

  • @Royalhighlander
    @Royalhighlander 11 років тому +2

    Loved the vid..IOf folks dont see the logic and the humour in it then. well too bad for them.. great vid...

  • @truthteller1951
    @truthteller1951 Рік тому

    I’m moving to Newfoundland for work and which strip club had me rolling 😂😂😂😂

  • @kootenayskye
    @kootenayskye 10 років тому +5

    love your film, funny, clever, thanks

  • @FireSandra
    @FireSandra 12 років тому

    Holy shit! I thought this meme was over but your boys outdid yourselves! Congrads!

  • @Ricolet0326
    @Ricolet0326 10 років тому +2

    Only a million dollars! Hahahha i can really relate with the prices of the houses here in fort mcmurray

  • @KKarlyfries
    @KKarlyfries 12 років тому

    born and raised in mcmurray aswell, the video was hilarious !! i wouldn't expect anything less from these boys :p they are one of a kind !

  • @Amplicious
    @Amplicious 10 років тому +3

    I have never even been to Fort McMurray but I completely under stood every thing they meant.
    But I'm planning on heading down soon...

  • @sweetkellymay
    @sweetkellymay 10 років тому +3

    Ft Mack..The New ,dream, retirement destination of the rich and famous....I was going to retire to Florida or Arizona...Thanks guys...

  • @vainbadkitty
    @vainbadkitty 12 років тому +1

    My toes? I can feel em. lol

  • @thundercat6669
    @thundercat6669 11 років тому +3

    I hate that I recognized pretty well all the places shown and mentioned in this video... and that I can agree with everything they said.

  • @omegahpink
    @omegahpink 8 років тому +5

    HONESTLY THIS IS PERFECT

  • @myequineadventure1914
    @myequineadventure1914 8 років тому +1

    I used to live there. Right now it's all in flames. Invert thing is gone. The whole city has been evacuated

    • @silly_putty_enjoyer
      @silly_putty_enjoyer 7 років тому

      Myequineadventure19 lucky I live in a very deserted area

  • @TheSammyG88
    @TheSammyG88 12 років тому +2

    I spotted a Chive Shirt!
    " I got a great deal on my rent"
    " My toes...I can feel em"
    HAHAHAHA

  • @Chr0mePisto1a
    @Chr0mePisto1a 12 років тому

    "I think i'm taking it easy tonight boys." hahaha BEAUTY

  • @MrRossT1
    @MrRossT1 10 років тому +1

    Fort McMurray looks better on youtube! :P I drove down there....drove the f*k out! o_O DAYUUUUM! What kind of town is this! No plowed streets! ICE COLD WEATHER!!!! >:I Bonus was the free parking downtown! :D

  • @2tootallpaul
    @2tootallpaul 12 років тому +1

    Hilarious! So true and so funny!!!
    "What brings you to fort mcmurray?....."I just really like the area" hahahahahaha

  • @Boostedlifestyle
    @Boostedlifestyle 12 років тому

    Keep calm and chive on! I seen that shit :)

  • @MrRossT1
    @MrRossT1 10 років тому +1

    Hold on! 2:35 You guys DON'T say "We're getting laid tonight!' o_O Is it a given you will be laid in Fort Mac??? :) If so, please send me a plane ticket! New Amsterdam AWAITS! :P

  • @george40ish
    @george40ish 4 роки тому +2

    still watching after 7 years. Makes me laugh

  • @wee-little-one
    @wee-little-one 10 років тому +2

    Makes me laugh! Great video, guys! I was thinking of taking the Haul Truck Operator course next Spring and it's good to be prepared. I wouldn't have understood your video if I hadn't read "Tar Sands: Dirty Oil and the Future of a Continent". Now, my eyes are wide open! Thanks, guys! :D

  • @niki.6461
    @niki.6461 6 років тому +1

    5 years later and we still don’t know why the keyano collage dorms are purple

  • @dixienorman2463
    @dixienorman2463 9 років тому +2

    HAHAHA What an awesome job! Laughed watching this the whole way through! Another one someone would never say..."Fort Macs parking is wonderful, I love that I get to walk a block to my home once I find a parking spot on the road!"

  • @mcmuffen4654
    @mcmuffen4654 9 років тому +1

    I hate my drywall life here in fortMac but on the bright side all the international visa holders are leaving this year.... hell yeah

  • @clarkgregoryr
    @clarkgregoryr 12 років тому +1

    Fort Crack? For McMurray is a great place, and improving.. I like the video because it laughs at some of the things people don't like about this town.. but you could do a video like this for any town.Great video!

  • @gagecook3569
    @gagecook3569 9 років тому +2

    That waiting for the bus part is 1 min away from my house

  • @JONQPiD
    @JONQPiD 10 місяців тому

    Well don b’ys! - says the black man living in Fort McMurray.

  • @RyansAdventures1
    @RyansAdventures1 11 років тому

    "I'm moving to Newfoundland for work" HA

  • @BadMoviesRock
    @BadMoviesRock 12 років тому

    I consider myself pretty over this overused meme and I still lost it repeatedly watching this. Perfection.

  • @The13thValkaryie
    @The13thValkaryie 12 років тому +2

    I've shown my entire family, posted this all over Facebook, and everyone is loving it! Great job guys!

  • @Knoxinton
    @Knoxinton 12 років тому

    The parts about our mall made me laugh, then i got depressed

  • @mbe102
    @mbe102 12 років тому +1

    This is the opposite of my experience being born and raised in, er herm, the greatest place on Earth :D.

  • @MrFoxer35
    @MrFoxer35 12 років тому

    lmao, that was great, hilarous!!!!!! You guys rock!

  • @TheBCSledder
    @TheBCSledder 9 років тому +1

    "you're right my truck is too lifted" sounds like Fort St. John lmao

  • @PizzaMadeMeDoThis
    @PizzaMadeMeDoThis 11 років тому +1

    I have stood in negative temperatures for upwards of half an hour. I have done nothing special

  • @devonbryanton4597
    @devonbryanton4597 9 років тому +1

    Wow at 1:20 that was my friends house he moved tho couple years ago this was the time he moved away

  • @JasmineOnTheRoxx
    @JasmineOnTheRoxx 12 років тому

    been here for 3 weeks.... this made me laugh lol

  • @TheAcemaster25
    @TheAcemaster25 7 років тому

    I'm moving to Newfoundland for work. Ha ha ha...

  • @wrathchild11
    @wrathchild11 11 років тому

    I only go there to work...in the summer..brilliant video boys!!.....thank me for the green football/soccer fields .

  • @girlzie945
    @girlzie945 12 років тому +1

    Bahahahaha! So true! "You're right my truck is too lifted", definitely something no one would say. Its more like a requirement to have your truck lifted around here.
    Please make another video!

  • @hauntedzebra
    @hauntedzebra 12 років тому

    so glad i am out of that hell hole, this reinforced my decision to get the fuck out while im still alive.

  • @samsrkewl
    @samsrkewl 12 років тому +1

    Once this video started I instantly subscribed THIS IS AWESOME! I spit out my chocolate milk all over my laptop xD

  • @Zucrozuc
    @Zucrozuc 9 років тому +2

    which world war 2 army tank do you wanna meet at? HAHAHA

  • @amjalice
    @amjalice 12 років тому

    "i was in and out like ten mins" Some dirt flew into my eye and I couldn't open it and shii, so went to the emergency, waited for 2 hours, my eye was healed before getting to see the Doctor, so i just left..

  • @Riksterminator
    @Riksterminator 12 років тому +1

    Hahahahahah, this is just amazing.. I could watch it over and over again.

  • @MrROTD
    @MrROTD 7 років тому

    I visited there I was offered two jobs just getting coffee at the Tim Hortons over by the Radison inn, got a nice deal on this laptop there at the Wal-Mart, it was bitterly cold in March froze my balls off LOL

  • @chibicat13
    @chibicat13 12 років тому +1

    I only spent 6 days in Fort McMurray and I totally get every one of these jokes!

  • @angelcakedavis
    @angelcakedavis 11 років тому +1

    That was amazing lol and unfortunately soooo accurate

  • @BlueWaterLily123
    @BlueWaterLily123 6 років тому +1

  • @unshroud
    @unshroud 11 років тому +1

    "i'm movin' to newfoundland for work." LOL

  • @Junebee123
    @Junebee123 12 років тому

    "winters way to short."
    HAHAHAHAHHA.

  • @ColtonBlumhagen
    @ColtonBlumhagen 7 років тому +2

    2:29 I don't ever remember them being THAT high. lol

    • @ryan.sgambaro
      @ryan.sgambaro 5 років тому

      The sign was broken but it worked well for the video.

  • @NormanMatchem
    @NormanMatchem 9 років тому +1

    Yup, I've been to just about every bar, pub, and tavern in town. If there's a 10/1 ratio of men/women, it's a pretty wild night. It's not uncommon for the only women in the place to be behind the bar. This isn't the city for single men...

  • @Milfuelle100
    @Milfuelle100 10 років тому +1

    I've never been to Fort McMurray but my cousin has lived and worked there for over 5 years now, I think, and just from his stories alone I could understand about 90% of this.

  • @parker12c
    @parker12c 10 років тому +2

    Almost as good as the Sask video
    thumbs up

  • @smcgrath14
    @smcgrath14 10 років тому +2

    BAHAHA "your right i think my shirt is on to tight"

  • @hellothere8227
    @hellothere8227 8 років тому +2

    Rip fort I'm in Edmonton

  • @XamTakorian
    @XamTakorian 10 років тому +2

    Call Me Maybe at the end made the video EPIC

  • @katpurdy6425
    @katpurdy6425 8 років тому +2

    That's gotta b Jake welsh

  • @fortmcmurray7
    @fortmcmurray7  12 років тому +1

    Sorry, we couldn't hear you over our 6 digit salaries

  • @juniorkitty11
    @juniorkitty11 12 років тому

    its not purple anymore! lol iv had that fight a few times lmfao
    funny guys! you cracked me up on those!
    sweet another speed camera...lol oh every statment in that was sooooo true!
    thanks for the laugh bys:)
    dont go bar hop'n now and get lost lol
    cheers

  • @Eusantdac
    @Eusantdac 9 років тому +1

    Hey just curious, what's the gas price there at a regular gas-station? (Per liter) Thanks.
    Saw 1,56 but that's like two years ago ...

  • @ouroborosexperiment
    @ouroborosexperiment 11 років тому

    Because all of Canada is exactly the same, no variation in the landscape and climate at all.
    Ever.

  • @TamaTsuki21
    @TamaTsuki21 12 років тому +1

    "I'm moving to Newfoundland for work" XD

  • @imannonymous7707
    @imannonymous7707 3 роки тому

    Ya had to be there to get this....but I'm laughn my ass off right now

  • @DenzeNeverLied
    @DenzeNeverLied 4 роки тому

    "WHERE ARE WE?" lmao

  • @Juunanagou777
    @Juunanagou777 9 років тому +1

    Lol people were asking me why was I visiting. I'm looking like how do you know I'm a visitor? ????

  • @jacobajb
    @jacobajb 12 років тому

    Nice work boys! LOL Which movie theater are we gonna go to??? hahaha

  • @zoieannewood
    @zoieannewood 12 років тому

    "i was in and out like ten mins" haha i went with my sister cause she got a concussion yesterday and took 4 hours haha

  • @kharla10
    @kharla10 11 років тому

    this made me worry a lot more :O probably moving there soon and I don't know if I'll survive haha

  • @YveltalGAMER
    @YveltalGAMER 8 років тому

    Love seeing the oilcan there. Too bad its gone

  • @hogsnplanes
    @hogsnplanes 12 років тому

    I miss it like a toothache......

  • @zozen6275
    @zozen6275 9 років тому +2

    Other then welsh it's pretty good for guys I've never heard of or seen in my life. Probably just came in for camp work and decided to act like a mcmurryite

    • @jacobwelsh2490
      @jacobwelsh2490 8 років тому

      They're all born and raised in Fort Mac

  • @Kanadaauswandern
    @Kanadaauswandern 10 років тому +1

    That's funny guys )$)))$$)))

  • @somesoup94
    @somesoup94 12 років тому

    Props to Corey.

  • @Rhysman30
    @Rhysman30 11 років тому

    Americans be watchin and be like, "Wtf is this shit". Northern Alberta life.