Shit New Age Guys Say [response to Shit New Age Girls Say by ELEVATE]
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- Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
- Jeff Thompson is a singer/songwriter in Asheville, NC. He really is kind of a new age guy...though not quite as new age as this video. Jeff Thompson actually plays music for a living, and tours all over the place. Check out his tour schedule and more at www.jeffthompsonmusic.com. Come out to a show, say hi and introduce yourself. Just don't quote this video too much.
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I lived with hippies and the funny thing is, all of this...is true...
my spirit refuses to be confined to a job
ahahahahhaah
the best one
That line about "if your bf really loves you..." has worked for me 1,000 X!
"my spirit refuses to be refined to a job" hahaha god that is so me...
God Damn I've said about 90% of everything in this video. It was so painful to watch, but at the same time I nearly stopped breathing because I was laughing so much. This Video has changed my life. I'll never say these things again. Thank you Jeff for showing me the light or shall I call you Guru Thompson?
SO did yall notice he used the "Blackbird" riff for the song he "wrote"? Made the joke 100% more hilarous
"you wanna go back to my yurt and have a kombucha?"
that line got me so bad... i exploded with laughter.
you are hilarious. this is awesome. and so true. i live in boulder and just graduated from naropa... you are so spot on.... brother! fabulous start to a tuesday! thank you!
I keep waiting for him to say "I'm in a polyamorous relationship with three women".
I was raw vegan in Thailand.
They need to show this at schools.
I've met a few guys like this, but it seems to be the older (40+) "New Age" guys. I'm also on the east coast, so maybe there aren't as many here. Things they really said:
"I'm a Reiki Master"
"Can you feel the energy?"
"I don't watch TV"
"You are such a Goddess"
"I've been vegetarian for __ years"
"Have a seen you at Kirtan?"or something similar about Kirtan
So true! Love em'
Also, "If your bf really loved you, he would let you sleep with me" and "My spirit can't be confined to a job" - LOL
I'm sorry, but I have to write you a ticket for failure to chant hare krishna, and failure to give hand signals during meditation and yoga.
lol!
So... this is why I haven't found a spiritual partner. lmao.
....thats why Asheville and Albuquerque are connected by a wormhole called I-40.... so the Newgers can find their way to places like Boulder and santa cruz....
hahahahahaha holy shit, this is totally my partner, right up to the goddess. I LOVE YOU MOTHER EARTH! hahahahah fuckin perfect.
I haven't laughed so hard in quite a while. Great work! Just an "fyi": this is like porn for us new age girls! :)
Of course! These videos are hilarious BECAUSE they are relatively accurate reflections. To make fun or something isn't to say, "this is bad, that's why we make fun of it". It is just to draw humor from life itself. This video is amazing. I totally relate to it. Bless you.
Thanks, I'll be on the look out for him, ha ha he's everywhere!!
"I totally respect your boundaries. All I wanna do is snuggle" XD too real
This is seriously the funniest video I have ever seen!
So.... Kombuchas in the yurt? I can already feel the energy forming......
"i dont watch tv" if i had a nickel for every time my friend said that
I've watched this so many times. And I'm 100% sure I want to marry you.
Josie Ouiri Even if I wear vests I bought in the old ladies' section of Salvation Army???
lol
So spot on
I was playing my didge when 1:05 came up..... I nearly fell off my chair laughing in shock. hahahahha
LMFAO!!! This was great and he really needs to hook up with Rainbow Moonbeam Star---they are so totally Twin Flames and would probably conceive the next Messiah ;D
i miss living in this place
I love that I recognize the tea house that I just went to for the 1st time on my recent trip to Asheville
nice video bud
this is amazing
Classic !!
God, I love this video. Will be relatable 30 years from now.
"my spirit refuses to be confined to a job" lmao I'm gonna use that one on my parents ^_^
He must be from california.
LMFAO!!!! Oh my god I almost spewed my organic raw kombucha Synergy tea all over the monitor ;-). This was flippin hilarious I think I got a hernia laughing so hard. Never seen the "$hit people say" category on YT before so off to watch some more though my inner psychic predicts that this will take the carrot cake!
I dated someone like this once and once was enough. I'm Cured for life.
@kayleighgregg I'm not disagreeing with that... I'm kinda related to at least one... I am just not sure I would classify this as "new age" vs. "earthy". "Shit Asian Chicks Say" hit on WAAY more notes for me considering I've dated a few, and that video was right on the money.
ANyone else recognize the French Broad Food Co-Op in here?
yep!
Jeff, I felt a strong kinship here. I've been making fun of the hippie lifestyle in song for years, too. If you search in youtube for the The Rainbow Musical With Subtites you'll see what I mean. Thanks for the laughs!
If you dug this, You need to check out "Man From Marin" with Vir Mccoy. He made it about 3 years ago and it's very similiar. Also check out his "Sensitive People" and " and "2 second ultimate healing" ALL great parodies of the New Age movement
Hahahahahahahaha.............Fantastic............I never subscribe to channels but this is a must!
Thumbs up! I was into New Age shit in the 90's, so I find this video very funny. Please make another one if you can.
"if your boyfriend really loves you he won't mind if you sleep with me" hahahaha new age creepin
LOL, oh, Blackbird... My husband is still trying to perfect that. I'm going to learn your lyrics :)
@llel11 It's soooo Asheville!
Oh my god, I know a guy who actually is JUST LIKE THIS! LMAO.
heheheh Love it! Too bad that guy doesn't really exist for most of us new age girls :)
Laughed so hard it brought tears to my eyes! I resemble the less annoying qualities AND offer Ecstatic Dance meetups! Hee-larious.
This cracks me up! So true… either way much better than the matrix boys I keep going on dates with!
aaurrrgwh mother earth!! Lov ya mother earth! Lol!
I love when he eats chips lololol so funny. New Agers are such posers! Caught you "Mr. I only drink almond milk" LOLOLOL
HAHAHAHA! that is completely me minus the awesome vests...I'll have to look into that:) Much Love Brothers & Sisters!!:)
Pretty fun.. I don't consider my self new age but hmmm this video and the yogi video are surprisingly close LOL
OMG - this is so embarrassing -- totally Mt Shasta, where i live :) Excellent !! BTW i am a Reiki Master
Damn, you beat me to it!!
yessss Komboocha powerrr~~~!!!!!! :P
HILARIOUS! Especially because there are several things that I say / do in here .... thanks for the laugh!
saw them taping part of this at dobra tea in Asheville and other spots in this powerful vortex of a city
@susaninmaine as I wrote in the comments, guys like these were the biggest reason I LEFT Santa Cruz.
i think the end is the funniest part because i do that all the time at the local earthfare hahah
DOBRA!!!! I love assville I from here lordie and this is all the men, lucky me I found a real man,
"Do you have almond milk? Just the soy?" LOL! No mention of his colonic cleansing? :)
I love you jeff ."Shiva lingam " man you hit it right on the knose,,, kind vegan brother
Love it!!! subbed!
dude! u forgot the ones that spin fire or devil sticks! but good job!
Hey I love this. For real. Facebook me. ~Jess Marie. Hope the road is going well.
i witnessed someone doing a song very similar to that last night. it was absurd.
@EvansRG78 Just say "I have no idea that people actually DO say this stuff" then!
Fantastic! Hey, I think I met you at Naropa! Hope you are doing great! ~ Nomali
Uh-oh. I've said some of that stuff--yikes! (And I LOVE chocolate almond milk)
Dude, a minute and ten into it, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh ha ha ha ha ha. That lefts my spirits to no end, no end.
Is is possible to upstage Shit New Age Girls Say? Yup! You got er done boy!
Hahaha.."Let´s go back to my yurt and have a Kombutcha!" Great pickup line.
totally hilarious and spot on! i had to watch it twice! :>>))) xoxoxo
Where was this filmed? All the locations look familiar.
DO NOT WANT. Flipping new age hippie-dippy crap.
Representing Sebastopol, jello everybody.
Haha that is some funny shit...I have said some of that crap before.
THis is F#$king hilarious...and on point in spite of the superfluity.
That song he "wrote" for the girl at 1:30 sounds so familiar (except for the lyrics of course) what song is it based on???
Blackbird ;)
@KarenKefauver I'm in Santa Cruz too and can attest to that :)
Ugh, almond milk is totally the worst kind of alternative milk.
oh yes, the fruition of those early workshops at Vic's Espresso
The guys in prison is just waiting for his arrest...and his ass
love - search "spiritual wanker" for more
He kind of looks like a young Bruce Dickinson in some shots...
"lets go back to my yurt and have a kombucha" . hahahahahah :)
My spirit refuses to be confined to a job. lol
1:35 Now that's just straight up insulting the gods
@huladancers2001 me too!!! i just bought some yesterday haha
I think I smell a smug cloud commin... Lol great vid.
Fuckin love it!!!!!!!!!!
awwwww cmon who doesnt love the bulk section. damn..
@ohwowloveIy another way of saying "I'm a trustafarian"
Yup, the song did me in! ROFL
Really hilarious video, have watched it over and over again. I lived in an ashram for one year in the 90's and this is so spot on! Funny, none of my former ashram friends clicked "like" on the video though--hits too close to home perhaps?! btw I really was a vegetarian for seven years--you stole my line! hahaha!
@ZaynahZihoa Me neither!! So I was wondering too.
Jeff!! How freaking weird- a friend just sent me this. My response- "Holy shit I went to camp with that guy." So glad you are still funny as ever!
Sat Nam ;)
Raini
aw fuck, 0:20 feels dangerously close to me
lol!
I never realized John Mellencamp was New Age!