Christmas Grabbag 2: Grab Harder

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  • @PkmnLovar
    @PkmnLovar 3 роки тому +772

    Ah, yes. I love experiencing HQ_Residential_House again

    • @Civvie11
      @Civvie11  3 роки тому +383

      party hard house party

    • @Sklibbus
      @Sklibbus 3 роки тому +16

      @Zoomer Waffen the HQ_residential_house game jam is almost over, so we will have so much more of that house in our lives

  • @IDSearcher
    @IDSearcher 3 роки тому +688

    The fact that Cancer Mouse, of all the characters in the dungeon, is the one starting to appear in different stuff while Civvie himself is only in Postal 4 to get pissed on is hysterical to me

    • @andrasbonitz3491
      @andrasbonitz3491 3 роки тому +21

      What other stuff has Cancer Mouse appeared?

    • @IDSearcher
      @IDSearcher 3 роки тому +117

      @@andrasbonitz3491 He's a secret boss in Ultrakill. He's also in the trailer for Biohackers on Netflix (ok, this one is just my headcanon, but damn if it doesn't fit).

    • @NerfPlayeR135
      @NerfPlayeR135 3 роки тому +67

      @@IDSearcher The Biohackers one was just a joke in one of Civvie’s videos. Cancer Mouse’s actual appearances in other media have voicelines. (Civvie voices all the characters on his channel, as far as I know.)

    • @IDSearcher
      @IDSearcher 3 роки тому +9

      @@NerfPlayeR135 I know, that's why I added that the Biohackers one was just my headcanon.

    • @ArkhanNightman
      @ArkhanNightman 3 роки тому +15

      It's probably not a lot of effort to get a stock model of a mouse for your video game and make it glow. So that makes sense.

  • @BootyjuiceJenkins
    @BootyjuiceJenkins 3 роки тому +1785

    Civvie's propensity for finding obscure garbage is admirable.

    • @albertdeluxe8966
      @albertdeluxe8966 3 роки тому +32

      I can't believe he hasn't talked about Raven's lost masterpiece CyClones.

    • @HYPERMASCULINE
      @HYPERMASCULINE 3 роки тому +7

      It got reviewed in UK PC gamer at the time. Think it got below 20%

    • @NinjaRunningWild
      @NinjaRunningWild 3 роки тому

      Just a Steam search away. Merry Xmas!

    • @pepsicola4718
      @pepsicola4718 3 роки тому +7

      Obscure garbage?
      You would love the Vinesauce sunday streams.

    • @elHosed
      @elHosed 3 роки тому +2

      A variation of this exact thought was my first response to this video. "WTF? Where does he find this crap?"

  • @sanity000-x2r
    @sanity000-x2r 3 роки тому +179

    As a former Santa's elf, thank you for telling everyone about what CIA did.

    • @SilasGrieves
      @SilasGrieves 3 роки тому +10

      I have several burning questions.
      How does one become a former version of an elf of the Santa variety?
      Were you fired by Santa or did you quit because of the CIA?
      Does the CIA have elves?
      Are you still an elf or does losing Santa’s magical blessing make you... a non-elf?

    • @brunovega6479
      @brunovega6479 3 роки тому +13

      @@SilasGrievesTo answer your questions,
      1) they are now just a snow elf (aka a jolly elf) after the CIA purge of [REDACTED]
      2)The CIA does in fact have elves, the dickish kind that hang out at the water cooler and talk shit about Irma, the kind hearted geriatric receptionist on the third floor.
      3)You can in fact become an honorary Christmas elf if you get knighted with the official royal candy cane.
      P.S
      In case you were wondering: No, I am not a Jolly elf. Peace!

  • @orvilleredenpiller338
    @orvilleredenpiller338 3 роки тому +2618

    Friendly reminder that when Civvie reaches 500k, he’ll have 500,000 subscribers.

    • @asais1024
      @asais1024 3 роки тому +228

      Thanks Annus, I had no fucking idea Civvie's gonna have 500,000 subscribers by the time he gets 500k. I'm pretty sure H4MMER or maybe AX3 are gonna take the subs away or something.

    • @Civvie11
      @Civvie11  3 роки тому +1050

      oh man he right

    • @conanholmes8620
      @conanholmes8620 3 роки тому +94

      Are you sure he wont have half a million subs instead? 🤔

    • @Delfigamer1
      @Delfigamer1 3 роки тому +10

      So, the guys would have that done? 🤔

    • @Squidward558
      @Squidward558 3 роки тому +39

      @@Civvie11 he's gonna do Halo...right Civvie?

  • @raccoononymous
    @raccoononymous 3 роки тому +1047

    "Just because this game is made by Christians doesn't mean it's easy."
    Suffering brings you closer to God, Civvie.

    • @arkgaharandan5881
      @arkgaharandan5881 3 роки тому +15

      how come you havent being banned yet due to your name, other accounts with "offensive" names i have seen have bene banned.
      Anyway, the reason this game is hard and sht is because "god is testing us".

    • @doommaker4000
      @doommaker4000 3 роки тому +59

      @@arkgaharandan5881 Are you implying there is something wrong with being a Jew?

    • @arkgaharandan5881
      @arkgaharandan5881 3 роки тому +23

      @@doommaker4000 i am implying youtube is banning shtposter and troll accounts who make edgy jokes on ADL's orders.

    • @CheeseOfMasters
      @CheeseOfMasters 3 роки тому +6

      @@arkgaharandan5881 I don't know what you mean with "joke".

    • @arkgaharandan5881
      @arkgaharandan5881 3 роки тому +17

      @@CheeseOfMasters this person's user name is space j... because the ferengi are.... did you get it?
      Do i need to spell it out for you?

  • @RipOffProductionsLLC
    @RipOffProductionsLLC 3 роки тому +101

    2:45 "I AM AN ARTIST! AND THIS IS MY VISION!" your delivery of that is killer, the perfect mix of deadpan and spite

  • @bur1t0
    @bur1t0 3 роки тому +32

    On the subject of Sandy Peterson... one of the games he worked on was called "Hyperspeed". An old DOS game... space ships... something something. I enjoy it, but it could be a nostalgia fuelled thing. Anyhow, it doesn't have a large following. Sandy is there in the Steam community discussion, and does reply to posts. I get the impression that he, and some of the other original devs still hold a candle for that game.

  • @captainjurgh8142
    @captainjurgh8142 3 роки тому +520

    The Obscure games Civvie keep digging up are like a bunch of Coal, but with hopes and dreams of us boomer shooter fans

    • @pol2299
      @pol2299 3 роки тому +1

      "boomer shooter", I prefer saying oldschool shooters.

    • @cactusmann5542
      @cactusmann5542 3 роки тому +7

      @John Laws There is slav jank, and there is ...coal. Slav jank is like jet. With enough polish it looks pretty damn good. Sometimes its a diamond. But mostly not. When it works it works.

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 2 роки тому

      Pro Obscure when, Civvie?

  • @crispypeepohole69
    @crispypeepohole69 3 роки тому +55

    "Have you ever heard an elf scream?" Well, I watch Psychicpebbles, so I have a pretty good idea.

    • @glitchedoom
      @glitchedoom Рік тому

      Zach is more of a goblin than an elf.

  • @Brucifer2
    @Brucifer2 3 роки тому +565

    Is it just me, or does anyone else find themselves actually getting invested with Civvie's plot?

    • @kressnik
      @kressnik 3 роки тому +55

      Yeah, it becomes my weird obsession, just like that gay wedding Mr Plinkett almost had that one time.

    • @vahdoom
      @vahdoom 3 роки тому +44

      I honestly have no idea whats happening any more, we need a wiki page haha

    • @jordanklinski8944
      @jordanklinski8944 3 роки тому +45

      I would never watch anything Civvie does that is out of character, he's actually stuck in that prison and he's having his daily dose of non-dairy non-alcoholic eggnog as part of the prison's morale program during the holidays.

    • @dabeln1
      @dabeln1 3 роки тому +23

      @@jordanklinski8944 It's called Holiday Nog and it's more expensive than eggnog, so show some respect.

    • @sillyfella2009
      @sillyfella2009 3 роки тому +2

      No Regrets!

  • @jeremyabbott4537
    @jeremyabbott4537 3 роки тому +167

    I was pretty disappointed that there wasn't a Civvie OnlyFans. I mean, I get that he is reluctant to show off his peak performance body for fear it would put all other OnlyFans out of business and he would ascend to his rightful place as world's sexiest man in history, but he can't keep depriving the masses of his glory.

  • @Sealbinder
    @Sealbinder 3 роки тому +132

    We need a Marathon trilogy video. Completely underrated and unfortunately mostly forgotten trilogy which is free on PC.

    • @NerfPlayeR135
      @NerfPlayeR135 3 роки тому +25

      Probably because it was originally made for Macs.

    • @mostverticalproductions4808
      @mostverticalproductions4808 3 роки тому +1

      I remember playing that on 360 for the first time since I never had a Mac. It was pretty cool honestly, would love to go back and play them again.

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 2 роки тому +4

      Didn't Civvie 11 actually cameo in MandaloreGaming's Marathon: Infinity mind screw video?

    • @lionocyborg6030
      @lionocyborg6030 Рік тому +3

      @@michaelandreipalon359 He did. He also cameoed in The Examined Life of Gaming’s Infinity video as the voice of Pfhor Admiral Tfear. Gianni also voiced Durandal in the Manadlore ones and he does the best voice for him I,e, a male GLaDOS, just like Durandal’s character.

  • @farenhaid13421
    @farenhaid13421 3 роки тому +14

    “You ever hear an elf scream?”
    -Memories of elf bowling running on my head-

  • @stoic8801
    @stoic8801 3 роки тому +313

    I love the fact Civvie has his own lore

    • @ahandsomefridge
      @ahandsomefridge 3 роки тому +54

      @@altzu It's not all that incoherent, that's the thing. Just very chaotic lore. Like Dark Souls.
      Yes, *exactly* like Dark Souls.

    • @nvhnch
      @nvhnch 3 роки тому +8

      @@ahandsomefridge are you a game journalist?

    • @ahandsomefridge
      @ahandsomefridge 3 роки тому +13

      @@nvhnch I guess I am now!

    • @_Caz
      @_Caz 3 роки тому +2

      I got a question, who's Cancer Mouse, CV-16 and H4MM3R - 1

    • @jaredbaker5447
      @jaredbaker5447 3 роки тому +12

      @@_Caz cancer mouse is a loveable irradiated mouse that visits civvie from time to time, cv-16 is katie, the editor, and h4mm3r-1 is one of the guards on that level of the dungeon that has a quarter of cv-11s brain.

  • @fabrizeantonio4425
    @fabrizeantonio4425 3 роки тому +72

    "I think there's something wrong with the air conditioner"
    Civvie the dungeon's falling apart and the dimensions are breaking

    • @Kevin5279
      @Kevin5279 3 роки тому

      Hahaha nice one

    • @khorkhi7107
      @khorkhi7107 3 роки тому +3

      Oh look it's this nerd from the new blood server

  • @mckeeganator5844
    @mckeeganator5844 3 роки тому +288

    “Rip off uncle salvia” that got me real good

    • @JereR
      @JereR 3 роки тому +11

      8::::::::::::::::::)

    • @deathsyth8888
      @deathsyth8888 3 роки тому +24

      And... Post! (Slaps Enter key)

    • @AccountingDerek
      @AccountingDerek 3 роки тому +7

      Oh Big Money

    • @RexcorJ
      @RexcorJ 3 роки тому +9

      BIG MONEY SALVIA IS HERE
      POSTING COMMENTS EVERYWHEEEERE

    • @AccountingDerek
      @AccountingDerek 3 роки тому +8

      @@RexcorJ tick tick tock
      It’s salvia o’ clock

  • @ripghotihook
    @ripghotihook 3 роки тому +17

    "My dad says I can't do exorcisms anymore until I get my GED."
    Never expected those words to be in one sentence.

  • @dgtldead
    @dgtldead 3 роки тому +44

    I paused the video, went to steam, checked Xmas Zombie Rampage 2's reviews and guess what? Civvie's is actually there, AND the only positive review lol
    Meanwhile grim_jack1 somehow played it for 7 hours lol

  • @just_gill6113
    @just_gill6113 3 роки тому +55

    On the subject of trash, it's genuinely heartwarming to enjoy trash on the holidays because you can both laugh at it like the genuine piece of garbage it is, but also have a great time because both of you do truly enjoy it. I remember getting a Spongebob Plug and Play that was for the Fry Cook games. Sure, it was basically like owning a licensed-properties version of a Genesis as a kid, but my god did me and my family play the hell out of it when we had time for it. It got more usage than any other plug and play I owned as a kid, and while the games are kinda trash in comparison to what we're spoiled with, I think people should give these pieces of trash a second look not for their quality, but remembering how they had trash many years ago and still enjoyed it regardless.
    That said, I'd never wish Hunt down the Claus man on the top of the naughty list.

    • @NerfPlayeR135
      @NerfPlayeR135 3 роки тому +2

      I have a Star Wars Plug and Play console that’s shaped like the Milennium Falcon. Probably the most memorable part of that package is a Street Fighter-esque game called “Lightsaber Duel” which has Luke, Obi-Wan, Vader, and Palpatine as playable characters. Like actual fighting games, each character has their own special moves... but I very quickly lost the manual that detailed all the button combos. I doubt the manual is archived anywhere online, since the console was manufactured in the first decade of the new millennium (I think) and it was probably rather cheap.

    • @just_gill6113
      @just_gill6113 3 роки тому +4

      @@NerfPlayeR135 Plug and Plays are wild man, they're the trash everyone adores.
      Wish Civvie could cover them lol

    • @NerfPlayeR135
      @NerfPlayeR135 3 роки тому +3

      @@just_gill6113 The Plug and Plays that usually aren’t trash (unless someone _really_ screwed up) are the ones that are compilations of console or arcade games. I’ve got one of Pac-Man, Dig-Dug, Rally-X, Bosconian(!), and Galaxian; it’s good times.

    • @just_gill6113
      @just_gill6113 3 роки тому +1

      @@NerfPlayeR135 I'm talking your licensed types out there kids, nothing safe. We're full on diving deep into licensed territory

    • @mugwump7049
      @mugwump7049 3 роки тому +1

      @@NerfPlayeR135 Maybe try contacting the manufacturer and/or game publisher to see if they can at least send you a .pdf copy?

  • @ReverandSatan
    @ReverandSatan 3 роки тому +424

    Does Catechumen have a "God mode?" And if so, is using it considered blasphemy?

    • @roberte2945
      @roberte2945 3 роки тому +79

      Username checks out.

    • @NerfPlayeR135
      @NerfPlayeR135 3 роки тому +29

      Apparently there is, although as far as I know it doesn’t make any references to you being a “god” when you activate it.
      According to GameFAQs, to toggle invulnerability “type in _‘franchiseme’_ at the menu, then during game press E.”
      Source: gamefaqs.gamespot.com/pc/581577-catechumen/cheats

    • @futonrevolution7671
      @futonrevolution7671 3 роки тому +7

      Franchise me? I kind of want to see the timeline, where that happened.

    • @Fyrmer
      @Fyrmer 3 роки тому +24

      @@futonrevolution7671 If you're referring to Catechumen becoming a franchise, it did get a sort-of sequel called Ominous Horizons which came out almost exactly a year after Catechumen.

    • @futonrevolution7671
      @futonrevolution7671 3 роки тому +13

      @@Fyrmer Thanks! I'm shocked that I'd never heard of Ominous Horizons, before. I knew that the developer's next game bombed, but not that it was a spiritual successor (pun intended) to Catechumen. Looks like it's abandonware, so the only downside is that the title reminds me of Spoony, so I'll be muttering "what's a paladin's calling?" whenever the game frustrates me.

  • @galvanizeddreamer2051
    @galvanizeddreamer2051 3 роки тому +108

    "Well what about my neighbor's sister?"
    I am a Christian, and that got a chuckle out of me.

  • @MillRunner
    @MillRunner 3 роки тому +171

    Civvie is just flexing his game dev ability.

  • @roberte2945
    @roberte2945 3 роки тому +43

    Big Money Civvia is here, posting raw clips everywhere.

  • @slamdanwhich3990
    @slamdanwhich3990 3 роки тому +180

    Katie, the editing is on point.

    • @12ealDealOfficial
      @12ealDealOfficial 3 роки тому +8

      Didn't the lore say Katie was executed? Think it was the video before the final Thief video. I can't keep up anymore.

    • @Javlin95
      @Javlin95 3 роки тому

      ​@@12ealDealOfficial wait what? WHEN?

    • @AliaImmortalis
      @AliaImmortalis 3 роки тому +4

      @@12ealDealOfficial No, she was just possessed by the demon, I think.

  • @alastair852
    @alastair852 3 роки тому +41

    “Texas Interactive”
    Goddammit, back in the 90s Texas was a hotbed of PC game development! We had id! We had Origin! Now all we have is fucking X-mas Zombie Rampage 2.

    • @12ealDealOfficial
      @12ealDealOfficial 3 роки тому +5

      Texas has been receiving a lot of Cali refugees lately, including Tesla. Texas may become another tech hub if Austin already isn't considered something of the sort.

    • @vaclav4435
      @vaclav4435 3 роки тому +2

      Chin up, you've still got half of Arkane Studios in Austin. (Other half is in Lyon, France.)
      There's also Battlecry Studios, which eventually got turned into Bethesda Game Studios Austin and saddled with...well, _Fallout 76._ So...yeah.

    • @Tremezy
      @Tremezy 3 роки тому

      You forgot to add that it's Asia Edition©™

    • @dibberz-v1z
      @dibberz-v1z 3 роки тому +3

      @@12ealDealOfficial or just become another drug and child abuser filled shithole

    • @passingrando6457
      @passingrando6457 3 роки тому +4

      @@dibberz-v1z they already said California refugees, don't be tautological.

  • @thisdudegotreal
    @thisdudegotreal 3 роки тому +258

    Cancer mouse is Q-pilled who didnt see that coming?

  • @lucasgartley9603
    @lucasgartley9603 3 роки тому +67

    Cancer mouse is in UltraKill.
    There, I said it.

  • @Collin255
    @Collin255 3 роки тому +176

    I was literally just thinking "Civvie should be releasing a new video any time now" and bam, notification.

    • @moomooold
      @moomooold 3 роки тому

      lies

    • @Collin255
      @Collin255 3 роки тому

      Nay lol

    • @boostergaming2080
      @boostergaming2080 3 роки тому +2

      SAME!
      its become a sixth sense at this point.

    • @swordofdanu
      @swordofdanu 3 роки тому

      Wow, maybe you should get a job as a Psychic, what's next? Maybe Tuesday will be followed by Wednesday?

  • @ieatshortpeople8032
    @ieatshortpeople8032 2 роки тому +3

    6:11 : "Santa got run over by a Honda.
    Walking to your house on Christmas Eve.
    You can say there's no such thing as Santa.
    But as for me i can still see the bloody smere."

  • @shytheguy3004
    @shytheguy3004 3 роки тому +36

    HAPPY HOLIDAYS CIVVIE, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING THIS YEAR!

  • @aurielvoltaire9370
    @aurielvoltaire9370 3 роки тому +23

    So you're just gonna consistently get better at blender, huh? Good, I'm proud of you

  • @levongrant6010
    @levongrant6010 3 роки тому +33

    Who's radiation is slowly killing me? C-A-N-C-E-R-M-O-U-S-E

  • @SuperNoncents
    @SuperNoncents 3 роки тому +17

    I'm gonna argue that zombies would actually run off the cliffs in real life.

    • @papayer
      @papayer 3 роки тому

      Zombies would be stupid beyond belief in real life

  • @jackralph5195
    @jackralph5195 3 роки тому +99

    Cyberpunk has a “the cake is a lie” joke in one of the side mission

    • @genuinelymoist73
      @genuinelymoist73 3 роки тому +43

      Jesus, that's rough.

    • @claytonmachine12
      @claytonmachine12 3 роки тому +16

      @@genuinelymoist73 If its the one Im thinking of it was actually well done and part of a different but related easteregg. do the mission for Delamain. That's all I will say.

    • @jackralph5195
      @jackralph5195 3 роки тому +2

      @@claytonmachine12 that’s the one

    • @AB0BA_69
      @AB0BA_69 3 роки тому +14

      2/10, absolute garbage

    • @Lord_Deimos
      @Lord_Deimos 3 роки тому +20

      Edgy and relevant easter egg.

  • @trashler9169
    @trashler9169 3 роки тому +74

    Civvie you'll get game-poisoning if you keep playing this jank. Get Katie to take over the channel and do a bad impression of you, take a vacation.

    • @dertydan
      @dertydan 3 роки тому +6

      That would probably be adorable

  • @dorpth
    @dorpth 3 роки тому +92

    The 3 sequel subtitles most mocked: Electric Boogaloo, Die Harder, and The Quickening.
    edit: oops, can't believe I forgot 2 Fast 2 Furious and Tokyo Drift.

    • @eldavid8774
      @eldavid8774 3 роки тому +13

      dorpth you forgot the squeakquel

    • @ahandsomefridge
      @ahandsomefridge 3 роки тому +21

      Die Harder is just a classic subtitle. Very effective and very dumb.

    • @zomnibot
      @zomnibot 3 роки тому +7

      You forgot "3-D," as in JAWS 3-D. Or CIVVIE CHRISTMAS GRAB BAG 3-D: A NEW DIMENSION IN CIVVIE. (Next year maybe??)

    • @valentinom.4292
      @valentinom.4292 3 роки тому +1

      Electric Boogaloo is so fucking overused

    • @willbacewicz2087
      @willbacewicz2087 3 роки тому +3

      "The Revenge"

  • @Videogamefanmax
    @Videogamefanmax 3 роки тому +10

    Finally the best lore confirmation about civvie: he’s a Santa believer.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 3 роки тому +47

    Mandalore and Civvie released a video in a day.
    _-Yatatata-__ Today is a good day not to be ded._ xD

    • @NerfPlayeR135
      @NerfPlayeR135 3 роки тому +6

      Pow! You are dead!
      (Heavy is Dead is one of the greatest videos in existence and you cannot convince me otherwise)

    • @Th3Raz96
      @Th3Raz96 3 роки тому +2

      And also Ross's Game Dungeon, where Civvie posted a comment, which is the only reason I knew he posted a video today. The holy trinity 🙏

    • @sirsnausages2164
      @sirsnausages2164 3 роки тому

      @@NerfPlayeR135 I AM DED!

  • @scottl.1568
    @scottl.1568 3 роки тому +15

    FINALLY A GAME FOR ROD AND TODD FLANDERS!!

  • @vertigo4236
    @vertigo4236 3 роки тому +62

    E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy when? There are lots of brouzouf to gain!

    • @ZacksScraps
      @ZacksScraps 3 роки тому +15

      Hehe. The man has still never gotten past the first level of Deus Ex. We've tried to convince him to play it for the channel but he's said he doesn't find it enjoyable. E.Y.E. would be one hell of a stretch.

    • @Sealbinder
      @Sealbinder 3 роки тому +2

      Would love to see an E.Y.E. video but that might be tough.

    • @strugglesnuggledslime7040
      @strugglesnuggledslime7040 3 роки тому +1

      E.Y.E. video is on his OnlyFans.

    • @zachariasnoack4894
      @zachariasnoack4894 3 роки тому +3

      Your legs are okay.

  • @tardismatrix1973
    @tardismatrix1973 3 роки тому +7

    I like how Zombie Claus has the same house from House Party

  • @jesserogalski1402
    @jesserogalski1402 3 роки тому +35

    When you just get done watching a civvie video, and then civvie posts a video.
    Merry Christmas, ya cynical bastard.

  • @dragonoverlord2010
    @dragonoverlord2010 Рік тому +1

    "i trusted you!"
    "…why??"
    This has to be one of my favorite exchanges ever.

  • @DONKINDONUTS
    @DONKINDONUTS 3 роки тому +91

    The part where you remade the game blew my mind. There would've been no way to tell had you not put snow in. People make money from these games!!! Disgusting!

  • @mynameisozymandias7150
    @mynameisozymandias7150 3 роки тому +30

    Grezzo2 is technically a christmas game.

  • @Jamie_9k
    @Jamie_9k 3 роки тому +10

    Thank you Civvie and Katie, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

  • @dndboy13
    @dndboy13 3 роки тому +13

    about the sword thing, and this is easily just me overthinking it, but if you were michael of gabriel or raphael or whoever and you were gonna give an iron age dude a holy-zapgun would you give him something that looks like a gun, something he has no frame of reference to understand whatsoever? Or give him a sword which is something a roman totally knows what it is and what it does

    • @brewedjuice494
      @brewedjuice494 3 роки тому +4

      “and what it does” except it doesnt do the swinging thing. though i will give credit to that thought. solid point.

    • @Shaun_Jones
      @Shaun_Jones 2 роки тому +3

      Personally I’d give them a crossbow, which can actually be aimed at what you want to hit and is actually a ranged weapon.

    • @NerfPlayeR135
      @NerfPlayeR135 2 роки тому +3

      They could’ve gone the Zelda sword beams route for the first sword; that way it could be used as both a melee and ranged weapon.

  • @gravytrader
    @gravytrader 3 роки тому +31

    1:00
    Fucking Elf bowling that takes me back.

    • @Player1-up
      @Player1-up 3 роки тому +2

      had it on ds lmao

    • @lyokianhitchhiker
      @lyokianhitchhiker 3 роки тому +2

      Same,

    • @NerfPlayeR135
      @NerfPlayeR135 3 роки тому +1

      Both of you got ripped off...

    • @Player1-up
      @Player1-up 3 роки тому +1

      @@NerfPlayeR135 nah it came on an r4 card, i definitely got my money's worth for... a cartridge with every DS call of duty game on it...

    • @lyokianhitchhiker
      @lyokianhitchhiker 3 роки тому +1

      @@NerfPlayeR135 I didn’t pay for it.

  • @Flippey
    @Flippey 4 місяці тому +3

    It's fun coming back to this video and seeing him play graven knowing his HATRED for the game now

  • @ryan_currently_awake8445
    @ryan_currently_awake8445 3 роки тому +262

    Sigh...If only I had a shitty sword that made people convert to Christianity

    • @zakanyimen
      @zakanyimen 3 роки тому +31

      Just like in the old days

    • @jackbishop8610
      @jackbishop8610 3 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @cdcdrr
      @cdcdrr 3 роки тому +7

      ...I'd throw it away somewhere no one would ever find it. Because I'm an atheist who believes trying to convince people with words is already too aggressive.

    • @ConservativeWhiteMan741
      @ConservativeWhiteMan741 3 роки тому +22

      @@cdcdrr You are boring

    • @johnivanoplimo5172
      @johnivanoplimo5172 3 роки тому +2

      You sound like you wanna be a Crusader, or something.

  • @Ratgibbon
    @Ratgibbon 3 роки тому +6

    3:40 "I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire eleven shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, punk?"

    • @RexcorJ
      @RexcorJ 3 роки тому +2

      Putting down a like and comment for quoting the entire paragraph and not just the last line.

    • @Shaun_Jones
      @Shaun_Jones 2 роки тому +1

      @@RexcorJ if you want to see more of those references, look through the comments of Forgotten Weapons videos. Of particular mention are the 40-shot Guycot pistol and the 1855 10-gauge revolver videos.

  • @noiseyrabbit8264
    @noiseyrabbit8264 3 роки тому +73

    Evil Genius when Civvie?
    Red Ivan is waiting...

    • @ZacksScraps
      @ZacksScraps 3 роки тому +2

      Evil Genius would be an very odd shift in genre for the channel.

    • @noiseyrabbit8264
      @noiseyrabbit8264 3 роки тому +12

      @@ZacksScraps all the more entertaining to see Civvie out of his comfort zone.
      And to see him scream at Red Ivan ala Daikatana followers.
      "RED IVAN NO-" *MASSIVE EXPLOSION*

    • @LocustxXxLocust
      @LocustxXxLocust 3 роки тому

      Christ! Where is he!?

  • @Neo2266.
    @Neo2266. 3 роки тому +4

    That "Oh Hey Civvie" Was icing on the christmas cake

  • @7cs304
    @7cs304 3 роки тому +11

    "I'm a artist and this is my vision"

  • @mcbaksteen
    @mcbaksteen 3 роки тому +1

    17:13 this was one of the greatest reference/joke Easter eggs I've seen in a minute... Hat's off to you sir!

  • @ASloppyJoe
    @ASloppyJoe 3 роки тому +11

    I read the title as "Grabbage" at first, like Grab-bag, garbage, and just a funny way to say "grabbed" all at once.

  • @jimmyashtray7665
    @jimmyashtray7665 3 роки тому +138

    We need more Christian games. I'd love to see a AAA title take on something out of the Bible. Press X to drive the moneylenders from the temple.

    • @yourewallsareveryconvenien8292
      @yourewallsareveryconvenien8292 3 роки тому +16

      Dante`s Inferno.
      I got nothing more to say, later Nickorama!

    • @GrugGangGrugGang
      @GrugGangGrugGang 3 роки тому +15

      Can't wait to see Sseth's speedrun of parting the Red Sea.

    • @jacob4189
      @jacob4189 3 роки тому +10

      Super 3-D Noah’s Ark

    • @nmperdue4637
      @nmperdue4637 3 роки тому +4

      I want exodus as a game, just the part where you kill the Egyptians though.

    • @micahblakeslee
      @micahblakeslee 3 роки тому +3

      I think there was that Dante's Inferno game a few years ago, though, admittedly, it's pretty far removed from anything you'd actually find in the Bible. haha

  • @fdawer116
    @fdawer116 3 роки тому +11

    Ah even civvie has access to UA-cam to see internet comment etiquette's amazing content in the place hes being held.

  • @mikeecho3092
    @mikeecho3092 3 роки тому +15

    "Ho ho ho, I am Santa" (proceed to T posing)
    -Santa Claus

  • @Yotham20
    @Yotham20 3 роки тому +9

    Zombie Claus really did just use the house from House Party and then Christmas-a-fied it.

    • @Shaun_Jones
      @Shaun_Jones 2 роки тому

      I knew I recognized it from somewhere!

  • @OneSmallStepWeb
    @OneSmallStepWeb 3 роки тому +1

    I sub to over 100+ but Civvie11 I look forward to the most. Legend. What a wonderful world you've created!

  • @Pc_98_Fan
    @Pc_98_Fan 3 роки тому +6

    I can't believe Civvie influence is invading videogames
    First Civvie himself in Postal 4, now Cancer Mouse

  • @Sour_AppIe
    @Sour_AppIe 2 роки тому +1

    Love how the weird event trigger works like a looney tunes gag

  • @TrumpLester
    @TrumpLester 3 роки тому +7

    Glad to see Civvie's made peace with his inner demon.
    *That makes two of us.*

  • @3dartxsi
    @3dartxsi 3 роки тому +2

    "And if you ever get possessed by a demon, just get yourself shot by a sword."
    I lost it there.

  • @spooch3257
    @spooch3257 3 роки тому +40

    YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. ALL I FUCKING CARE ABOUT THIS TIME OF YEAR.

  • @BitestheStuff
    @BitestheStuff 3 роки тому +1

    For the trilogy, I recommend Kill the Santa. It's a stationary sniper FPS where you kill clones of Santa running around this village. There isn't much too it. The "levels" are just different vantage points of the same village, but you can buy different weapons the more you play and earn a high score. Standard upgrades for weapons, but they do have a fun harpoon and crossbow that liven things up a bit. You can even snipe gifts out of Santa's hands or kill sleighborne Santa's and their reindeer. I honestly found it to be surprisingly therapeutic for the holiday season.

  • @JumboSherman
    @JumboSherman 3 роки тому +17

    Wait... Civvie also watches Internet Comment Ettiquite? Legend.

  • @tywalz
    @tywalz 3 роки тому +1

    The event trigger part at 16:20 and the part where you are flipping through the manual and say “ya well what about my neighbors sister” fuckin had me cracking up man.
    Appreciate your videos and always love seeing when you post a new one.

  • @TrumpCardMAGA
    @TrumpCardMAGA 3 роки тому +39

    "I love these lumbering T posing zombies"
    -Civvie 11's Cyberpunk 2077 review

  • @EATABAGOFHELL
    @EATABAGOFHELL 3 роки тому +1

    1:46 holy shit the load bar is just a texture of a completed load bar that stretches out horizontally as it loads. I've never seen that done before, the game is inventing new forms of lazy jank now

  • @TimeGuardianAho
    @TimeGuardianAho 3 роки тому +24

    Outlaws by LucasArts when Civvie?

    • @Jarumo76
      @Jarumo76 3 роки тому +1

      "Wheeeere aaaare you, CIVVIE ?"

    • @dr.velious5411
      @dr.velious5411 3 роки тому +2

      Still surprising to me that LucasArts somehow put out a whole ass first person shooter under everyone's radar, and that it's actually a gem too?

    • @RexcorJ
      @RexcorJ 3 роки тому +1

      @@dr.velious5411 So under the radar, that I didn't find out about it until learning that some of the music for it was also put into the wild west theme parks in the Thrillville games in between the licensed songs. Then I checked the gameplay and... yeah. Looks pretty solid and fun.

  • @DoomRater
    @DoomRater 3 роки тому +1

    That' an A Pose Civvie. "Do I look like I know what a T-pose is? I just want to shoot some god danged zombies this Christmas!"

  • @SpunkMayo
    @SpunkMayo 3 роки тому +5

    Civvie, Mandalore, and Ross Scott? Wow.

  • @Demiero1
    @Demiero1 3 роки тому +1

    Civvie not only just played some games this christmas, he used his creativity to show his point. Doesn't like the sword? Makes his own. Game is bad? Makes his own! Good for you Civvie :D

  • @willyk-fv6ok
    @willyk-fv6ok 3 роки тому +11

    I really hope for a STALKER review in 2021!

  • @izekealtopanga8513
    @izekealtopanga8513 3 роки тому +1

    @7:39 God damn mouse is in more games than I am. I wish you were in more games Civvie you deserve it

  • @fenrirsrage4609
    @fenrirsrage4609 3 роки тому +4

    Oh man Catechuman that just throws me back to Brutal Moose.

  • @RexcorJ
    @RexcorJ 3 роки тому +2

    Excellent Christmas Eve. I finally have off from my new job, AND both Civvie and Ross upload specials. This'll be a great hour.

  • @AstralPhnx
    @AstralPhnx 3 роки тому +19

    The SECOND I heard Catechumen being bought up I let out an audible "Oh no",

  • @kinggimpy
    @kinggimpy 3 роки тому +1

    I was always curious about Catechumen, as a kid my family would go to a nearby Christian store (was mostly a bookstore but they did have other stuff, card games, dvds, cds, etc) and they had it. Almost bought it a couple times cause I was hoping it was an RPG. Now I can finally see what it is. Civvie always bringing the good content.

  • @papayer
    @papayer 3 роки тому +10

    PRO ANCIENT GODS WHEN CIVVIE

  • @stockmetal2125
    @stockmetal2125 3 роки тому +1

    Zombie Claus looks like it stole assets and the entire map from House Party. Amazing.

  • @artyomalekseyevichchyornyj3746
    @artyomalekseyevichchyornyj3746 3 роки тому +13

    Let's see the Santa Deniers explain this one.

  • @davidgriffiths3531
    @davidgriffiths3531 3 роки тому +1

    As far as I’m cornered, Civvie 11, Accursed Farms & Internet Comment Etiquette are the holy trinity of UA-cam. Merry Happy Civvie, thank you for the fantastic & funny videos all these years.

  • @cassiopeia36
    @cassiopeia36 3 роки тому +8

    Catechumen is like a mix between Requiem: Avenging Angel and Hexen II, except it sucks.
    And it's powered by the same engine as Ethnic Cleansing...

    • @youdontneedtoseehisidentif4939
      @youdontneedtoseehisidentif4939 3 роки тому

      You say that like _Hexen II_ didn't suck…
      (For the record, I liked _Hexen_ 1)

    • @dantevivas693
      @dantevivas693 3 роки тому +2

      The w h a t

    • @julianlocileno2968
      @julianlocileno2968 3 роки тому

      @@dantevivas693 o h y o u d o n t k n o w?

    • @mugwump7049
      @mugwump7049 3 роки тому

      @@youdontneedtoseehisidentif4939 It didn't. Haven't replayed it since back in the day but I actually found it better than the first game.

    • @alastair852
      @alastair852 3 роки тому

      @@julianlocileno2968 well you better call somebodyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • @Lucios1995
    @Lucios1995 3 роки тому +1

    Damn the 16:15 music was kinda badass
    18:40 feels like the Doom 3 intro when you get to the missing scientist

  • @Craudio171
    @Craudio171 3 роки тому +6

    This makes me wonder when you will make a review of Requiem: Avenging Angel by Cyclone Studios released in 1999?

  • @Phalystrix
    @Phalystrix 3 роки тому

    Your sufferi....I mean spectacular appreciation of these gems that brought something new unique to the fps genre. We should give thanks for them presented for this channel for the Christmas. I'm still waiting on that Pro Unreal though.

  • @DeevoC
    @DeevoC 3 роки тому +5

    Yay! It's a Christmas Miracle!

  • @TheTuttle99
    @TheTuttle99 3 роки тому +1

    It's a Christmas miracle!! Thank you Civvie

  • @GG_Nowa
    @GG_Nowa 3 роки тому +15

    i will grab daddy civvie's bag even harder for this present again next year

  • @twitchsopamanxx
    @twitchsopamanxx 2 роки тому +2

    7:44 Ultrakill. Cancer mouse is a secret boss in Ultrakill btw.

  • @g_mixesajl293
    @g_mixesajl293 3 роки тому +10

    I’ve waited 3 years for this, strange thing is, it’s still 2020...

  • @linkeffect82
    @linkeffect82 3 роки тому

    Another great Christmas gift from one of my favorite youtubers!
    "Great" catch of obscure and trashy games to showcase for your avid viewers.
    Thanks for the awesome video, and Merry Christmas Civvie!

  • @JARRINATOR
    @JARRINATOR 3 роки тому +6

    I wish a civvie11 video for Jedi Outcast or Academy. Greetings from Ecuador.

  • @MadMac5
    @MadMac5 3 роки тому

    I thought I recognized the sound of the energy blasts from the baddies in Catechumen; it's the same sound as the tachyon gun from Wing Commander III and IV. Now THAT takes me back!

  • @gp.5989
    @gp.5989 3 роки тому +17

    I want to see Civvie's mind break from Eternal's expansion.

  • @AshValen
    @AshValen 3 роки тому

    I never thought I'd get to see Catechumen covered on this channel, but I am so happy I did. Another channel I follow covered it years ago, and always thought it'd be perfect jank for Civvie.