Heroes of Might and Magic V Review | Available in 221 Countries™

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  • @SsethTzeentach
    @SsethTzeentach  4 роки тому +22100

    For immediate context, go here:
    2:17
    As of several days ago 4K Media Inc (Better known as 4Kids, responsible for the english dub of Yu Gi Oh)
    made the 4D chess galaxy brain move to block the video in... 221 countries.
    For context, the United Nations recognizes 241 countries and territories.
    So to answer the question:
    "Sseth why did you reupload your heroes V review?"
    Because it's blocked in 92% of the world.
    This is a genius play above our monkey understanding because previously:
    a) 4K Media Inc. copyright claimed the video
    b) and thus, they were getting all the money for it
    But now they get
    c) nothing.
    Because
    no one
    can see it.
    Have a good day.

    • @TheAmazingRock
      @TheAmazingRock 4 роки тому +1590

      Nice Sseth. One step ahead of the NWO.

    • @srkxn8486
      @srkxn8486 4 роки тому +831

      Trap card

    • @shadow435100
      @shadow435100 4 роки тому +176

      Thats nice

    • @vabalokis
      @vabalokis 4 роки тому +395

      what a load of shit , yugioh part was the best

    • @EverythingisGoodieBud
      @EverythingisGoodieBud 4 роки тому +692

      Who would have thought that 4Kids would have 4 IQ

  • @darknessvamp
    @darknessvamp 4 роки тому +11965

    A regular Sseth subscriber: “Hey I’ve already watched this.”
    An intellectual Sseth subscriber: “I was wondering when I was going to watch this for the eighth time.”

    • @TafJaf
      @TafJaf 4 роки тому +362

      Pfft, i sleep to Sseth's videos, i lost count after a month of sleeping

    • @Alpha_Wolfy
      @Alpha_Wolfy 4 роки тому +152

      @@TafJaf perfect background noise for a snooze

    • @nyankers
      @nyankers 4 роки тому +35

      I'm at that mid-tier level where I'm not sure if I want to or not yet. I eventually will, but do I want to right now, or do I want to wait...

    • @CursiveS
      @CursiveS 4 роки тому

      ME

    • @QuintonimosBay
      @QuintonimosBay 4 роки тому +31

      M8 I found out the 1st one was taken off when I went to watch it the 9th time so instead I put on masquerade bloodlines.

  • @Smilephile
    @Smilephile 4 роки тому +3650

    "Steel wins battles, gold wins wars."

    • @maxluong2
      @maxluong2 4 роки тому +97

      And my mom

    • @lukeeatschips6324
      @lukeeatschips6324 4 роки тому +25

      Sounds about right

    • @scutumfidelis1436
      @scutumfidelis1436 4 роки тому +77

      The private central banks liked that.

    • @lukeeatschips6324
      @lukeeatschips6324 4 роки тому +73

      @@scutumfidelis1436
      This reminds me of a game called Cannon Brawl where one of the units/buildings you can produce is just a big bank...
      The bank literally lets you bribe the opponents units mid battle

    • @MikeRosadoGaming
      @MikeRosadoGaming 4 роки тому +1

      🔥👍🏽

  • @miklowii
    @miklowii 4 роки тому +2859

    The Masterpiece: Director's cut

    • @miklowii
      @miklowii 4 роки тому +20

      Just read "Troubled developement". Fuck you, Seth, you will never git gud at HoMM, my 2 yo niece can beat your ass.

    • @Drakyry
      @Drakyry 4 роки тому +9

      Cringe

    • @Adhjie
      @Adhjie 3 роки тому +1

      @@Drakyry korewa c4inge desune koron dababby luna

    • @argyrendehringterimksaccu174
      @argyrendehringterimksaccu174 3 роки тому +3

      @@Adhjie cringe/kittsu/zako vowel length harakah* also sseth once spelt halal wrong.....lam variants momentos

  • @Syenthros
    @Syenthros 4 роки тому +1674

    So, what you're telling me Sseth...
    Is that I have a reason to dust off my #FuckKonami?

    • @Shogun0099
      @Shogun0099 4 роки тому +114

      Why would you ever not use it in the first place?

    • @buttahXD
      @buttahXD 4 роки тому +36

      It was 4kids this time but you shouldn't have it collecting dust in the first place, lul

    • @Shogun0099
      @Shogun0099 4 роки тому +41

      @@buttahXD 4Kids is owned by Konami, or at least the US licencing department of it.

    • @buttahXD
      @buttahXD 4 роки тому +6

      @@Shogun0099 shhh

    • @TheSnisel
      @TheSnisel 4 роки тому +42

      @@buttahXD what do you mean shhh? You a Konami spy trying to control the masses?

  • @ultimatepandaman3966
    @ultimatepandaman3966 4 роки тому +3181

    "Shout out to my boys in Pyongyang".
    I can't even breathe

  • @DieKao
    @DieKao 4 роки тому +7911

    "or the middle east" *zooms in on Germany*
    God damn it man. As a German that hurts me on a deep emotional level. I'll talk to my Imam about it tomorrow.

    • @123hattan
      @123hattan 4 роки тому +586

      Salam, I am your Imam. How can I help you, brother?

    • @sashimimisha
      @sashimimisha 4 роки тому +696

      I'm glad he doesn't shy away from the usual edgy/redpilled humour no matter how big his channel grows

    • @fartloudYT
      @fartloudYT 4 роки тому +234

      @@123hattan what does salami have to do with this

    • @123hattan
      @123hattan 4 роки тому +128

      @@fartloudYT It is our favorite meal.

    • @GamerGuy249
      @GamerGuy249 4 роки тому +480

      @@sashimimisha I think the reason his edgy humour works so well is because they actually feel like jokes instead of just saying offensive shit to be offensive, if that makes sense?

  • @tudormali2755
    @tudormali2755 4 роки тому +2882

    As a slav I can confirm that I'm trained from birth in the arts of Heroes III

    • @alexandervandeneijnden7207
      @alexandervandeneijnden7207 4 роки тому +27

      Seems legit!

    • @mrrey3481
      @mrrey3481 4 роки тому +160

      Yup. Same. I was shit at it, so my family seems me as a disgrace

    • @MrTigracho
      @MrTigracho 4 роки тому +5

      I have a feeling of dejavu after reading this comment.

    • @dakiesalamander5221
      @dakiesalamander5221 4 роки тому +35

      Yeah, Heroes 3 are super popular in all slavic countries...

    • @SpecShadow
      @SpecShadow 4 роки тому +9

      no i zajebiście

  • @wakipaki7381
    @wakipaki7381 4 роки тому +1707

    I think it's a nice touch that the Empire and the Undead have so similar musical themes, since the undead were primarily humans. It's missing the angelic singing, which makes sense considering they are forsaken damned flesh that can't escape the realm of mortals.

    • @MrSadisticLlama
      @MrSadisticLlama 4 роки тому +97

      If you fused both there themes together into a blend do you think it would sound nice but somber, like a sorta tale of humanity

    • @toaster9922
      @toaster9922 3 роки тому +15

      lol look at this elf cope

    • @olagniado6889
      @olagniado6889 2 роки тому +29

      Yeah, and the other themes also make pairs! Inferno with Sylvan (chaos and balance) and Academy with Dungeon (I believe due to them being the most magic based classes/factions)

    • @ahvixdood
      @ahvixdood Рік тому

      ""

  • @saltykenny5370
    @saltykenny5370 4 роки тому +2742

    Spazz Maticus, a young King on a mad quest to get Demonetized!

    • @martyrsaint
      @martyrsaint 4 роки тому +6

      @Ben van der Riet I bet you like a lot of things.

    • @PetteriWar
      @PetteriWar 4 роки тому +4

      Hows the wife? Oh right.

    • @DEMONX62
      @DEMONX62 4 роки тому +22

      Its now Canon in the Yu-Gi-Oh extended universe

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 роки тому +17

      Spazz Maticus challenges Mongo to a children's card game.

    • @AndreLuis-gw5ox
      @AndreLuis-gw5ox 3 роки тому +3

      @Ben van der Riet bold words for a man smaler than his wife's boyfriend

  • @cartersosa
    @cartersosa 4 роки тому +2148

    well, sseth evolved from 109 countries to 221
    truly carrying on his legacy

    • @thethatone2166
      @thethatone2166 2 роки тому +86

      Of course it's everyone else's fault.

    • @shinhook2k280
      @shinhook2k280 2 роки тому +50

      Kicked off not only every country, but every single one that will ever exist

    • @theaudiocrat
      @theaudiocrat 2 роки тому +31

      You think he'd engage in some introspection. It's like getting fired from 109 jobs and telling your new employer that it was always your previous employers' fault

    • @Destroyahx2
      @Destroyahx2 Рік тому +18

      ​@@theaudiocratTo be fair the blocking of the video is like one employer firing you from being able to work in 221 different businesses.

    • @Ezio999Auditore
      @Ezio999Auditore Рік тому +2

      It’s annudah shoah

  • @HeartOfStone.
    @HeartOfStone. 2 роки тому +511

    I love how sseth played an entire campaign and added several mods around being a bee and went through the torture of winning with beehives for the sole purpose of beeing a five second joke in the video

    • @danielharvison7510
      @danielharvison7510 2 роки тому +18

      That there is a man with commitment/too much time on his hands. I can't figure out which.

    • @Lt._Zet
      @Lt._Zet 2 роки тому +9

      i really want to play this map since i always been a big fan of the homm trash maps,
      it's just something you develop as a long time fan of this series

    • @AholicKnight
      @AholicKnight Рік тому +8

      purpose of beeing? I see what you did there

  • @youdonthavetoknowsssh8154
    @youdonthavetoknowsssh8154 4 роки тому +3824

    "Imagine NOT seeing 2 "Heroes of Might and Magic V Review"
    *this post was made by Afghanistan,Bangladesh,Bhutan,... gang*

    • @pierluigiadreani2159
      @pierluigiadreani2159 4 роки тому +43

      If you are in Afghanistan you should think about other issues, if you are in Bhutan then you are super happy still.

    • @panzerblitz4492
      @panzerblitz4492 4 роки тому +31

      *Philippine gang* too. Got no time for yt bs in our country

    • @docterlancedamiray333
      @docterlancedamiray333 4 роки тому +5

      @@panzerblitz4492 ditto!

    • @dursly
      @dursly 4 роки тому +1

      is it worth it though, does this one still have hentai?

    • @EA-vt9pb
      @EA-vt9pb 4 роки тому +2

      And America

  • @bio-knight
    @bio-knight 4 роки тому +2137

    "I'm not angry, I'm just very confused"
    UA-cam in a nutshell

  • @kenhuynguyen
    @kenhuynguyen 4 роки тому +2213

    I was laughing at Sseth's joke against Jeff Spock, thinking that he's a bad writer until I realized he's the lead writer of the Endless universe

    • @baidman3148
      @baidman3148 4 роки тому +161

      So that explain it

    • @beetheimmortal
      @beetheimmortal 4 роки тому +467

      The Endless universe is objectively one of the most batshit insane universes

    • @oldstoffire
      @oldstoffire 3 роки тому +64

      I knew I recognized that face holy shit

    • @ascendedbro1828
      @ascendedbro1828 3 роки тому +65

      Jeff Spock is actually based lol

    • @thesquishedelf1301
      @thesquishedelf1301 3 роки тому +258

      I mean the full story of HoMM5 is actually kinda batshit, I know he wasn't involved the whole way through but while still somewhat cliche it is rather over the top. Between this and -Dark Messiah of Might and Magic- *Sir Kicksalot Deathboot in the Land of Conveniently Placed Spikes,* better known as the demo for Arkane Studio's later obscure game, Dishonored, we have:
      -queen throws a hissy fit because her husband isn't back from killing demons yet
      -turns out her maid was a succubus jedi mind tricking her
      -demon lord who is already involved with said succubus decides he needs to add queenie to his harem
      -barrels through the entire elven empire to get killed by a very specific druid after robbing king's grave
      -bland evil necromancer convinces queen to let him raise the dead king
      -goes wrong, surprised pikachu
      -elves stop panicking to singlehandedly end vampire king
      -dead demon lord is now not dead demon lord but a dark elf and becomes dark elf king almost by accident
      -proceeds to rescue queen who got kidnapped by the succubus who is now super jealous, by beating the demon king
      end game 1
      hammers of fate... dwarves exist, nothing happens, turns out queen's a bitch
      stronghold:
      -orc mad, KILL KILL FREEEEDDDOOOOOMMMM
      -necromancer with a spider fetish attacks kingdom, more news at 8
      -casts spell revealing all demons in human skin
      -surprise, queen was succubus all along, queen's still been in hell since first game
      -random wizard becomes omniscient, ascends to godhood, rescues queen from hell in avengers assemble moment
      SKDitLoCPS:
      -so uhhh, being stuck in hell for the better part of 9 months with a very lonely and angry demon lord has affected the queen
      -thinks kid is king's but puts him up for adoption anyway
      -20 years later
      -Kid goes on an advencha for macguffins
      -kills orc leader and sacred blind wyvern, becomes pseudo orc king
      -may or may not leave his girlfriend to die in a spider pit
      -fights spider f****r
      -decides whether or not to let daddy demon king out of hell so he can bang the succubus that's been giving him schizophrenia for the last year or so
      - most importantly though, he kicks people off cliffs, into fires, or conveniently placed spikes, at every possible opportunity

  • @Androzavr2101
    @Androzavr2101 4 роки тому +1207

    "Heroes of Might and Magic V Review" GOTY Edition

  • @UberDanger
    @UberDanger 4 роки тому +4277

    Oh no the algorithm found Sseth..... the crusade was going so strong

    • @DragonWinter36
      @DragonWinter36 4 роки тому +191

      Don’t worry, Uber-sama, not even the algorithm can stop such a strong and independent black man as Sseth

    • @theorganizationxiii9765
      @theorganizationxiii9765 4 роки тому +9

      bruh can some one reupload the song?

    • @davidstinger1134
      @davidstinger1134 4 роки тому +116

      @@DragonWinter36 UA-cam won't do anything to sseth, he's protected by the US government since his African mercenaries are actively employed by the US military, the CIA and Walmart.

    • @mosesracal6758
      @mosesracal6758 4 роки тому +7

      The crusade shall continue eternally, and when one crusade falls - another shall rise

    • @Phosphophillite448.40
      @Phosphophillite448.40 4 роки тому +8

      It wasn't the algorithm it was the Ifunny feature team

  • @isvuswright4882
    @isvuswright4882 4 роки тому +6814

    The harder a joke gets censored, the funnier it probably is. If a joke is blocked in 113% of the countries on Earth, I'm certain it was undoubtedly the funniest joke I ever would have heard.

    • @sebastiangniadek6473
      @sebastiangniadek6473 3 роки тому +426

      It was YuGiOh opening with a couple of edits. It wasn't that great tbh.

    • @rainfeller
      @rainfeller 3 роки тому +929

      You have to be careful. Back during WW2, there was a joke that was so funny it killed anyone who heard it from laughing so hard. It was weaponized and translated into German to be used in combat, but it had to be read in thirds by translators and all three were hospitalized in the process.

    • @TrippyTheShroom
      @TrippyTheShroom 3 роки тому +35

      @@sebastiangniadek6473 Did it say the phrase "You Gay Hoe", cause me and my friends have actively called it that since middle school and I'm 28.

    • @nooneinparticular3370
      @nooneinparticular3370 3 роки тому +29

      @@rainfeller What's this a reference to?

    • @greatandmightykevin
      @greatandmightykevin 3 роки тому +328

      @@nooneinparticular3370 The Monty Python funniest joke

  • @Radvaldur
    @Radvaldur 4 роки тому +395

    This is a UA-cam comment for the almighty algorithm. it contains words like, terrific, outstanding, incredible and brilliant to satiate its hunger for engagement.

    • @BigGayIncorporated
      @BigGayIncorporated 4 роки тому +14

      Terrific, outstanding, incredible, brilliant! I am very engaged by this video.

    • @HavenCross
      @HavenCross 4 роки тому +10

      Terrific, inspiring, incredible video! Truly brilliant it made $14324 with these comments alone

    • @VanadiumBromide
      @VanadiumBromide 4 роки тому +5

      Outstanding! This brilliant video inspired me to go out into our incredible world to do terrific and engaging things.

    • @GyprockGypsy
      @GyprockGypsy 4 роки тому +3

      Outstanding. Absolutely genius. Motivating and invigorating.

    • @charlesdexterward4726
      @charlesdexterward4726 4 роки тому +4

      Splenderous, Magnifecent Onperalet Classic Uncontestebel

  • @friskylemon8660
    @friskylemon8660 4 роки тому +807

    When the original video is recommended next to the reuploaded video
    Brought to you by the didn't got blocked gang

    • @PhrozenFox
      @PhrozenFox 4 роки тому +64

      Don't cough on your way out pyong chang boiii

    • @Guillidan
      @Guillidan 4 роки тому +9

      Pyeongchang*

    • @Marvi5962
      @Marvi5962 4 роки тому

      @@Guillidan No

    • @UggaWaggaProductions
      @UggaWaggaProductions 4 роки тому +12

      who new Kim was a furry

    • @pupinator98
      @pupinator98 4 роки тому

      what was the joked it got blocked for again?

  • @Bakechochin
    @Bakechochin 4 роки тому +532

    Seeing Sseth's Fandom page, I'm glad to see that his usual writing style features the hyphens and commas indicative of his speaking patterns.

    • @AndrooUK
      @AndrooUK 2 роки тому +10

      Does it include his crappy pronunciations in English? 😅

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 2 роки тому +37

      @@AndrooUK imagine thinking making fun of someone over English of all Shitty languages is cool tho

    • @defalttheloner
      @defalttheloner 2 роки тому +47

      @@AndrooUK if his English is trash I'm afraid of using my English ever again

    • @r0br33r
      @r0br33r 2 роки тому

      @@TheReZisTLust Imagine? You'd need a brain for that, you're a lobotomite lmfao

  • @snakotakagorro8392
    @snakotakagorro8392 4 роки тому +1625

    One thing I can never forgive Heroes V for:
    Knight stables are located on the *TOP FLOOR* of the giant castle in human town. WTF is that.
    Still 10\10, would play again.

    • @Texelion
      @Texelion 4 роки тому +249

      Everyone knows knights had flying horses. How else would they slay flying dragons ? By shouting at them to force them to land ? Nonsense.

    • @CarvonPL
      @CarvonPL 4 роки тому +192

      Actually if you scroll to the ground, you would see building knight dwelling creates training grounds in the town, the additional wall of the castle is just the money laundry (that's why dwelling costs shitload of money btw)

    • @snakotakagorro8392
      @snakotakagorro8392 4 роки тому +111

      @@CarvonPL Wow, so they did not just take all the money from peasants as taxes, there are even traces of embezzlement in there.
      Ok, time to play Inferno and burn that Tax Haven to the ground lol.

    • @tejavemulapalli6174
      @tejavemulapalli6174 4 роки тому +34

      bro Jousting arena was on bottom, the paladin order is like a round table high tower building.

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 4 роки тому +26

      How else do you expect the horses to get that cardio?

  • @bruderdasisteinschwerermangel
    @bruderdasisteinschwerermangel 4 роки тому +645

    the little zoom in on sausage land when saying "middle east"
    Danke bruder

    • @IbanezKing666
      @IbanezKing666 4 роки тому +6

      Amina koryüm er hat ja Recht

    • @ArtofNewWorld
      @ArtofNewWorld 4 роки тому +5

      hahahaha so ein gewitzter hund, ich fühl mich persönlich angegriffen :(

    • @JustplaY2011
      @JustplaY2011 4 роки тому +39

      danke merkel

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 4 роки тому +28

      The Islamic Republic of Germanistan.

    • @tonyblairslawyers9878
      @tonyblairslawyers9878 4 роки тому +1

      Trade Palestine For Germany!
      F A I R T R A D E

  • @Insulted25
    @Insulted25 4 роки тому +303

    Sup Sseth, your biggest fan in Pyongyang here! Appreciate you calling all 5 of us out. Also our Dear Leader is 1000% alive.

  • @BucksOfficialChannel
    @BucksOfficialChannel 4 роки тому +332

    Yes, I will watch this again.

    • @JackFrost69
      @JackFrost69 4 роки тому +1

      Jokes on you. I have already watched all Seth's videos at least 20 times each since I subbed to him. His angelic voice is the only thing that keeps me away from suicide.

    • @Daniel-tp2jq
      @Daniel-tp2jq 4 роки тому +1

      Jack Frost this is sad

    • @JackFrost69
      @JackFrost69 4 роки тому +1

      @@Daniel-tp2jq It was actually a joke. I do not have suicidal tendencies, but his jokes are like poetry, and I can listen to his videos in background while playing games.

    • @Daniel-tp2jq
      @Daniel-tp2jq 4 роки тому

      Jack Frost still very sad. I am here for u

  • @PaddyMcMe
    @PaddyMcMe 4 роки тому +665

    "Nihilists with motives above human understanding.'

    • @TheBayzent
      @TheBayzent 4 роки тому +43

      Infierno is the Rick and Morty faction.

    • @argyrendehringterimksaccu174
      @argyrendehringterimksaccu174 3 роки тому +2

      -ozymandias poem by walter white ft hank

    • @AndrooUK
      @AndrooUK 2 роки тому +1

      Rick and Morty is pseudo-nihilistic. It includes modern and incorrect feminism, anthropogenic climate change that doesn't exist, but also occasionally includes accurate social commentary and nihilism...
      Eg: Rick chastises Morty for throwing an aluminium can in a recycling bin, considering so much of the Earth is made from aluminium... but also, aluminium is actually one of the few elements/materials that is worth recycling because it is cost effective and aluminium can be recycled indefinitely.

  • @edeneden60
    @edeneden60 4 роки тому +317

    I can confirm i am slav and every family member has player heroes 3 except my grandparents

  • @No-uc6fg
    @No-uc6fg 4 роки тому +2341

    Sseth: Makes a video with copyright scene.
    4Kids: Bans the video.
    Sseth: Reuploads the video without the copyright scene.
    *YOUR MOVE*
    *YU-GI-OH*

    • @porkins93
      @porkins93 4 роки тому +177

      Its TIME to D D D DD D D D DDDDDDDDDDD GO TO PRISON

    • @presidentmorsi4677
      @presidentmorsi4677 4 роки тому +5

      @@porkins93 lmao

    • @No-uc6fg
      @No-uc6fg 4 роки тому +17

      @@porkins93 Which video was that from? Can't remember.

    • @porkins93
      @porkins93 4 роки тому +6

      @@No-uc6fg ua-cam.com/video/blltoPleNYE/v-deo.html

    • @BirdRaiserE
      @BirdRaiserE 4 роки тому +11

      Banished to the shadow realm (middle east) just for using the YuGiOh intro. How ironic.

  • @Nuvizzle
    @Nuvizzle 4 роки тому +632

    Despite the development woes, this ended up being a really solid entry into the series, especially after the expansions added so much to it (big fan of the dual upgrade paths for all units, personally).
    It's just a shame they decided to end the franchise here, and never make another Heroes game again. Yup, the last Heroes game ever made, this one.

    • @DG9-q6f
      @DG9-q6f 4 роки тому +6

      I get that you did not like MMH6? Could you explain why? (never played anything beyond 4, curious)

    • @crimerogaming6306
      @crimerogaming6306 4 роки тому +33

      @@DG9-q6f You already answered your question ,play heroes 3 and you will see why

    • @DG9-q6f
      @DG9-q6f 4 роки тому +6

      @@crimerogaming6306 Perhaps I should have been clearer, I never played anything AFTER 4. 2, 3, 4 - yes, nothing afterwards.

    • @tafm1803
      @tafm1803 4 роки тому +39

      @@DG9-q6f Never tried Seven, but I can tell you Six is an obvious cash grab with micro transactions and whatnot. You can get the game for free but have to pay real money for more than two heroes, etc. I didn't get past the title screen and thought, "Nah, I'll just go back to playing HoMM 5, a game that only made me pay once that I already like." From what I've heard from others, that was the correct decision.

    • @DG9-q6f
      @DG9-q6f 4 роки тому +20

      @@tafm1803 Oh God. Well, at least they had the decency to write MMH in the title in order not to mar HoMM name with this.

  • @Sleepy106
    @Sleepy106 4 роки тому +81

    i was born in 2005 and when it came out my dad bought it and when he played it i would sit with him and watch until i was old enough to be able to play and spent all day every day playing it. best game ever will never die to me.

  • @wingnoot048
    @wingnoot048 4 роки тому +355

    "or, the middle east"
    *Hard zoom to the Deutschland*
    Never change Sseth, never change.

    • @thantrus
      @thantrus 4 роки тому +2

      Looked in the comments to see who else caught that. Rofl

    • @dermanduck9858
      @dermanduck9858 4 роки тому

      Please explain the joke im not getting

    • @shilopnamreg6468
      @shilopnamreg6468 4 роки тому +59

      Derek Wright Germany is trying to replace itself with Arabs via forced immigration laws, no doubt a galaxy brain strategy by our wise Führer Merkel, which cannot backfire or have any negative impact on Europe.

    • @totitakreknu320
      @totitakreknu320 4 роки тому +20

      It is super funny, unless you have Germany in the neighborhood.

    • @tristanbeer1257
      @tristanbeer1257 4 роки тому +21

      @@totitakreknu320 or if you're German.

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein 4 роки тому +699

    "Wow, yugi doesn't stand ghost of a chance because Kaiba is a ghost and even more dead than our understanding of the universe."
    - Actual 4kids dialogue

    • @TheAxeLordOfFire
      @TheAxeLordOfFire 4 роки тому +38

      Who the fuck wrote that shit?

    • @ghoul4748
      @ghoul4748 4 роки тому +54

      @@TheAxeLordOfFire Boomer CEOs

    • @PlanetZoidstar
      @PlanetZoidstar 4 роки тому +39

      Check his pulse, Yugi!

    • @awesomegamer7
      @awesomegamer7 4 роки тому +13

      @@PlanetZoidstar In a few more hours, the sun will rise!

    • @PlanetZoidstar
      @PlanetZoidstar 4 роки тому +10

      @@awesomegamer7 I'm really good at playing cardgames! And that's what life's all about anyways!

  • @vaendryl
    @vaendryl 2 роки тому +61

    imagine being so good at making videos like this that people choose to rewatch them for fun years later.
    cheers, mate.

  • @animus5772
    @animus5772 4 роки тому +367

    You may have deleted your joke (2:17)
    But i still remember *SPAZZ MATICUS A YOUNG KING ON A MAD QUEST TO RULE THE WORLD* _comes intro_

  • @MrIrwicht
    @MrIrwicht 4 роки тому +327

    for those interested. it was a "you gi oh" joke.
    Take the intro of the fitst season and put spasmatikus from heroes 3 in yugis place.

    • @Syenthros
      @Syenthros 4 роки тому +65

      It was clearly transformative. 4kids and Konami simply can't understand Sseth's hidden diabolical genius.

    • @rachmatzulfiqar
      @rachmatzulfiqar 4 роки тому +82

      and a LOT of gay porn snippets, lmao

    • @Jesse__H
      @Jesse__H 4 роки тому +18

      @@rachmatzulfiqar those...will be truly missed.

    • @tHeInEvItAbLePaRtY
      @tHeInEvItAbLePaRtY 4 роки тому +18

      @@rachmatzulfiqar You don't understand the genius that Ram Ranch is. Please, enlighten yourself, my son.

    • @pan_bartkofski3558
      @pan_bartkofski3558 4 роки тому +22

      Spazz Maticus is from Heroes IV you uncultured swine

  • @prismaticbeetle3194
    @prismaticbeetle3194 3 роки тому +379

    inferno faction commits suicide
    players: why???
    inferno faction: our goals are beyond your understanding

  • @Bozhidar2000
    @Bozhidar2000 4 роки тому +718

    Hey, hey, Sseth, it's people here!

    • @3rdgig
      @3rdgig 4 роки тому +21

      *URSS anthem starts*

    • @12jojimbo
      @12jojimbo 4 роки тому +8

      Awww, it thinks it's people!

    • @Nik_M11
      @Nik_M11 4 роки тому +10

      And today , we'll be reviewing..Sseth

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 4 роки тому +438

    He actually wrote a page for *"Troubled Development"* for _HoMMV_
    What a madlad xD

  • @kennoth3297
    @kennoth3297 4 роки тому +81

    I love homm5. It can use some work on the AI side of things, plus the UI is somewhat clunky (especially the items section), but overall my favorite Heroes game. Two unit upgrade that came in the second expansion also adds a lot more variety and customization.

  • @colemclean1676
    @colemclean1676 4 роки тому +471

    I could have sworn I I've watched this video before

    • @derikchrist6349
      @derikchrist6349 4 роки тому +28

      Yeah same but i can't quite put my finger on it where i have watched this before

    • @AdarinMonk
      @AdarinMonk 4 роки тому +13

      Ah, it's just a shame it's missing a little... jew-nay-say qwan

    • @fin4314
      @fin4314 4 роки тому +15

      Me too. I watched it three times now and I really feel like I've seen something like it before

    • @ZeroSTF
      @ZeroSTF 4 роки тому +1

      Dude same

    • @AdarinMonk
      @AdarinMonk 4 роки тому +6

      I don't normally speak French, but when I do, it's to shit on them for their terrible accents.

  • @DarkOmegaMK2
    @DarkOmegaMK2 4 роки тому +761

    In conclusion: Heroes of Might and Magic V gets a score of 221 out of 10.

  • @mrbadwithnames4708
    @mrbadwithnames4708 4 роки тому +584

    "and the middle-east"
    Zooms into Germany.
    Sweeden: "..."

    • @mithshude
      @mithshude 4 роки тому +51

      hey now.. swedes don't have to take the shot every time.... (even though we deserve it, roughly half our population still wants more immigration due to propaganda overload in the media...)

    • @murphy7801
      @murphy7801 4 роки тому +1

      Tbh they don't like going to Sweden too cold

    • @Luxai
      @Luxai 4 роки тому +7

      Stereotype, as is the cold thing. I live here, you see a lot fewer burkas than some people would have you believe, and in the summer it gets pretty damn hot up here. Even the winters have gotten warmer. I blame global warming. Hope you had a good holiday.

    • @murphy7801
      @murphy7801 4 роки тому +5

      @@Luxai hahaha, IV been to Sweden in the summer as someone who's lived in places where summer is 40C and up. It's not that warm.

    • @murphy7801
      @murphy7801 4 роки тому

      @@Luxai also global warming is an issue

  • @swhite8978
    @swhite8978 4 роки тому +56

    You had me at "less money to Ubisoft"
    I love your videos, man

  • @Xalantor
    @Xalantor 4 роки тому +418

    "...they get an over the top skill wheel progression system..."
    "...skill wheel progression..."
    "...skill wheel..."
    WHAT!?
    I've played this game for years when I was younger, even drew those monsters in art class, and I never knew this. I always thought the skills you got where random.

    • @ricardoaalucard
      @ricardoaalucard 4 роки тому +46

      www.heroesofmightandmagic.com/heroes5/demonlord_skills_abilities.shtml
      sucks right

    • @deakkristof1818
      @deakkristof1818 4 роки тому +8

      Same here, i always though they were random

    • @andrejoss475
      @andrejoss475 4 роки тому +24

      I mean technically they ARE random, it's just that to get some of them you need to have other ones
      so unless you got really lucky it would be pretty much impossible to get the ultimate skill without actually knowing about it
      and even if you knew about it the RNG in this game would screw you over

    • @Delta547
      @Delta547 4 роки тому +11

      Welcome to the club, buddy
      *slap*

    • @RagnarokiaNG
      @RagnarokiaNG 4 роки тому +5

      If you want to get the "Ultimate" skill you need to have the 3 correct minor skills that are required to open it, which are randomly given as choices if you have the correct pre-requisite minor skills that are randomly given as a choice if you have the correct pre-requisite major skills which are randomly given to you. Oh and by the way, the way RNG works in the game is static for the map so reloading the battle for a fresh level up choice won't help. (pretty sure that's how RNG works from the last time I played I could be corrected)
      Oh and one final note, if you are playing the main story campaign some of the characters start with minor skills that make learning the "Ultimate" impossible.

  • @lyntoncollins2758
    @lyntoncollins2758 2 роки тому +156

    Interestingly many of the missing Slavic developers later turned up in a new company called "Owlcat Games" - where they decided to show people just how easy any FromSoft game is by producing the most insanely difficult RPGs ever conceived.

    • @bbbbbbb51
      @bbbbbbb51 Рік тому +15

      It's not hard to make something overly difficult. What's difficult is making it feel brutal but overcomable.

    • @Horvath_Gabor
      @Horvath_Gabor Рік тому +31

      Their Pathfinder games are a great example of the "developer difficulty bias", where the developers/testers end up really good at the game just due to playing it over and over again, and so they don't realize the difficulty is too high for the first-time player. In this case, I'm pretty sure they are also insane tabletop munchkins as well, so while in other games, the normal difficulty would mean "You can probably beat this so long as you're paying attention to the mechanics", in these Pathfinder games, it means "You need to play the game with a walkthrough open in your browser, look up a guide on meta character builds and respec all the party members, obsessively min-max your characters, and cheese every single mechanic you can, or you're screwed". As for the higher difficulties, that's the kind of crap that's made for masochists, because that's not challenge, it's virtual self-harm.

    • @WhirlwindHeatAndFlash
      @WhirlwindHeatAndFlash Рік тому +9

      @@Horvath_Gabor im sorry what did you say?
      I cant hear you over the sound of you being bad at videogames.

    • @Horvath_Gabor
      @Horvath_Gabor Рік тому +1

      @@WhirlwindHeatAndFlash I think you should get better quality bait. I can see the .jpeg artifacts from a mile away.

    • @SuperPelmetos2002
      @SuperPelmetos2002 Рік тому

      ​@@WhirlwindHeatAndFlashI am sorry, what did you say? I can't hear you over the sound of me having sex (unlike you)

  • @TheChills00
    @TheChills00 4 роки тому +2100

    “The middle east” zooms in on germany
    😎

    • @yosefyonin6824
      @yosefyonin6824 4 роки тому +50

      Should have been France

    • @Keckegenkai
      @Keckegenkai 4 роки тому +133

      @@yosefyonin6824 all of westen europe

    • @tfwthelsdkicksin6083
      @tfwthelsdkicksin6083 4 роки тому +124

      Apparently you can't make a single dark joke without some dipshit saying "edgy"

    • @j.s.8905
      @j.s.8905 4 роки тому

      I don’t get it

    • @j.s.8905
      @j.s.8905 4 роки тому +2

      Der Kolben In der Regel nicht könntest du mir sagen warum
      Du das denkst?

  • @lordcirrhosisofliver
    @lordcirrhosisofliver 4 роки тому +803

    "or the middle east"
    *zooms in on Germany*
    this is why I love this channel.

    • @pipoper101
      @pipoper101 4 роки тому +30

      You love this channel because of thinly-veiled nazism and dogwhistles?

    • @SuicidalLaughter
      @SuicidalLaughter 4 роки тому +13

      @@pipoper101 why is that even surprising? Its just kind of a fact of life at this point
      its really too bad bc sseth worst jokes are the bigotted shit, he toned it back a ton bc it was basically ruining his videos

    • @SuicidalLaughter
      @SuicidalLaughter 4 роки тому +9

      @The Fire Rises Brothers Jokes on you we already are and so have built a resistance, nazis wasting there time trying to bully me is honestly some of the best entertainment possible, like watching an autistic child throw a tantrum in a mall that ends in a murder suicide on the part of their parent

    • @lordcirrhosisofliver
      @lordcirrhosisofliver 4 роки тому +117

      @@pipoper101 hint: a dog whistle is a code outsiders don't understand, If you understand something then you were supposed to understand it and it wasn't a dog whistle. if you think something that obvious is a dog whistle then you are either completely ignorant as to what that word actually means or an idiot who thinks they are clever for picking up the obvious thing you were supposedto understand
      Thinly veiled? how is anyone trying to veil anything? it is obvious what he meant
      also yes, everyone knows the nazis were known for making jokes about muslims living in germany and absolutely nothing else. jesus christ you people want to dilute that word until it becomes meaningless.

    • @skeletonking2588
      @skeletonking2588 4 роки тому +67

      Sad thing is, he's really not wrong. Signed: An unhappy German citizen (which lived here since 1992)

  • @dasberk4971
    @dasberk4971 2 роки тому +10

    I don't know what I would do without the Concise and easily understandable review score

  • @VinceOliver04
    @VinceOliver04 4 роки тому +100

    2:39 finally something as a citizen of the Philippines I can be proud of

    • @BottomOfTheDumpsterFire
      @BottomOfTheDumpsterFire 4 роки тому +2

      but what was the joke

    • @AdarinMonk
      @AdarinMonk 4 роки тому +5

      No way, I hear most of Sseth's fanbase is from Afghanistan!

    • @VinceOliver04
      @VinceOliver04 4 роки тому +5

      @@BottomOfTheDumpsterFire yugioh scene and music overlayed with various Heroes of Might and Magic characters and Sseth's favorite gay porn actors

    • @sugarmelody4264
      @sugarmelody4264 4 роки тому +3

      I'm so proud to be citizen of Thailand today.

    • @citus333
      @citus333 4 роки тому +2

      LUPA NG MGA MALALAYA

  • @AnonsSomeChannel
    @AnonsSomeChannel 4 роки тому +61

    Hello from Afghanisan :)
    Glad people from other small regions can now watch this masterpiece of a video with my brothers ;)

  • @MadhatClemens
    @MadhatClemens 4 роки тому +38

    Holy crap, how have I not uncovered this amazing man before. Just burned through 2 years of videos in a day. Great stuff my guy, looking forward to the next video!

  • @CallanElliott
    @CallanElliott 4 роки тому +452

    "Or the Middle East..."
    >Zooms in on Germany
    Sseth, you absolute hero.

    • @tristanbeer1257
      @tristanbeer1257 4 роки тому +11

      Is it bad that I literally couldn't breathe of laughter, when I saw that?

    • @CallanElliott
      @CallanElliott 4 роки тому +53

      @@tristanbeer1257 Nah, it's fine. Germany brought this on themselves.

    • @Tier100
      @Tier100 4 роки тому +7

      @@CallanElliott its brought upon germany

    • @CallanElliott
      @CallanElliott 4 роки тому +12

      @@weetbix4497 Yeah, sorry, given what Germany did to Ireland and what they've done in the past, I'm not a big fan of them.

    • @BruhMoment-fr4zr
      @BruhMoment-fr4zr 4 роки тому +19

      @@CallanElliott Your past grievances with the Angry Germanic Gang pales in comparison to the problems you have now, my Paddy Potato friend.

  • @8lacKhawKtheRIPPER
    @8lacKhawKtheRIPPER 4 роки тому +343

    "more content to come next year" - Ah, damn. Well, it's been 1 1/2 good months, here's waiting for 2021.

    • @crazytim8256
      @crazytim8256 4 роки тому +11

      listen here you little shit

  • @vespenegas261
    @vespenegas261 2 роки тому +10

    I remember playing Sseth's Beekeeper campaign which *was included on the retail disc* thinking "wtf is this"? And now I know our boi was busy even back then. My hat is off to you sir.

  • @BrunoMoreiraTorres
    @BrunoMoreiraTorres 4 роки тому +30

    As a citizen from one of the 221 countries listed, I thank you, Lord Sseth, for your efforts and generosity.♥️🙏♥️

  • @angryclown1990
    @angryclown1990 4 роки тому +17

    I felt so satisfied when I saw that Meru-nyaa artwork. Seth, you are truly a man of taste, and culture.

  • @Gavin_Sage_
    @Gavin_Sage_ 4 роки тому +22

    its so amazing how many people are in the merchants guild.

  • @MrZacdeath
    @MrZacdeath 4 роки тому +219

    Wait a second.... I didn't even know there were 221 countries!!

    • @pedroxavier4227
      @pedroxavier4227 4 роки тому +50

      The existence of countries is a lie told by the government, there is only the motherland.

    • @MrZacdeath
      @MrZacdeath 4 роки тому +19

      @@yannkam2127 Are you a cop?

    • @mayman4255
      @mayman4255 4 роки тому +2

      the only countries are america and canada

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 4 роки тому +3

      @@mayman4255 America and Texas*

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 4 роки тому +1

      @@mayman4255 America and Texas*

  • @rorokevo4
    @rorokevo4 4 роки тому +28

    Speed clicking Sseth videos is my favourite Olympic sport

  • @AlexanderWust
    @AlexanderWust 3 роки тому +5

    after having seen this countless times I only just now saw that epstein face during the ghost rune explanation sseth´s videos are truly a blessing

  • @_Ikelos
    @_Ikelos 4 роки тому +346

    The longer you watch this without realizing you already watched it, the closer you rank to a lemming on the IQ scale.
    I, a man of culture, watched it twice before realizing.

    • @skeletonking2588
      @skeletonking2588 4 роки тому +5

      Well, this brands me a lemming, but I didn't read his comment etc and was like "wait.. the town descriptions.. this is so familiar.. but uploaded on 13th of february where I was at my girlfriends place..? Haven't watched it, for sure!"

    • @devilsadvocate1380
      @devilsadvocate1380 4 роки тому +1

      I never watched the original. Where does that put me on this scale?

    • @notloopers1110
      @notloopers1110 4 роки тому +1

      it puts you off the scale

  • @switch382
    @switch382 4 роки тому +21

    I'm going to exercise my freedoms and re-watch this whole thing. Thanks Sseth.

  • @petrvolynsky2523
    @petrvolynsky2523 4 роки тому +227

    Hey-hey, Sseeth, I'm very big fan of Heroes V so I made russian subtitles for ur vid about two weeks ago but them still not apperring. Can you affect on that somehow?

    • @petrvolynsky2523
      @petrvolynsky2523 4 роки тому +61

      Finally published, thank you very much

    • @Cheshiremd
      @Cheshiremd 4 роки тому +41

      @@petrvolynsky2523, you are a hero.

    • @sukazluka
      @sukazluka 4 роки тому +4

      Nice one, my Slovenian Bro. Хотя там немалое количество опечаток..

    • @petrvolynsky2523
      @petrvolynsky2523 4 роки тому +5

      @@sukazluka ееееееесть такое, главное, что перевод осмысленный, я впервые сабы тогда делал

    • @petrvolynsky2523
      @petrvolynsky2523 4 роки тому +2

      @@sukazluka ещё же тогда не было ручных английский сабов, а только автоматические, и расслышать такие слова как "скотоложство" и "эстетикa" было очень сложно

  • @rgm96x49
    @rgm96x49 4 роки тому +1283

    I'm completely okay with watching this again
    Give me more daddy

    • @BradleyStegall
      @BradleyStegall 4 роки тому +40

      *UwU* *I've* *Come* *For* *Cummies*

    • @Zengane
      @Zengane 4 роки тому +18

      @@BradleyStegall Ssethies*

    • @shaynehughes6645
      @shaynehughes6645 4 роки тому +22

      @@Zengane sheckles*

    • @gatack75
      @gatack75 4 роки тому +1

      aww he had to remove the gachi part :(

    • @jacklander4480
      @jacklander4480 4 роки тому

      @@BradleyStegall YOU ARE. NO FURRY!!! COMMENCING CONVERSION!!! NO "UwU" WITHOUT BEING A FURRY!!

  • @murder_inc4681
    @murder_inc4681 4 роки тому +8

    Love YOU sseth thank you for not forgetting about us in those small countries ❤❤❤

  • @hamsterzomb7435
    @hamsterzomb7435 3 роки тому +2

    Damn, I love this video, and this game. Many thanks for re-uploading

  • @rbms3889
    @rbms3889 4 роки тому +92

    2:49
    I hate how the map depicts Brazil annexing Venezuela and Bolivia. Free oil and lithium is always welcome but you leaked our plans Sseth.

    • @Giglioti
      @Giglioti 4 роки тому +10

      Soon, mano !

    • @pnutz_2
      @pnutz_2 4 роки тому +7

      also the Central African Republic has gobbled up the DRC and Chad

    • @lizardperson9648
      @lizardperson9648 4 роки тому +7

      You should notice which countries have a yellow color. That is in fact, Sseth Secret Empire.

    • @TalosAcephalos
      @TalosAcephalos 4 роки тому +3

      @@Giglioti SOON

    • @lizardperson9648
      @lizardperson9648 4 роки тому +3

      @@TwilyZparkle or Latvia annexed Russia. You really can't tell.

  • @2Potates
    @2Potates 4 роки тому +1224

    *Zooms in on Germany*
    "the middle east"
    O O F

    • @myamdane6895
      @myamdane6895 4 роки тому +45

      It's true though 😂😂

    • @Sabnoc1234
      @Sabnoc1234 4 роки тому +6

      @@myamdane6895 Is it?

    • @user-th7nd1qj5f
      @user-th7nd1qj5f 4 роки тому +48

      Myamdane So many bloody neckbeards and nine year old's ruining hundreds of years Enlightenment ideas with their depressing ignorance.

    • @seikanekasin
      @seikanekasin 4 роки тому +84

      So many liberal cuck tards ruining ruining ...well everything actually.

    • @user-th7nd1qj5f
      @user-th7nd1qj5f 4 роки тому +25

      Seikan Ekasin you should have put more effort into it.

  • @ddenozor
    @ddenozor 2 роки тому +22

    I think Heroes5 is really good. Skill wheel is actually fun once you find the 3rd party source for it. My favourite race is Dungeon because you can buff Blood Fury's initiative (or mass slow enemy) and attack 2-3 times before they can make a move,and then return to your place.

  • @gunswinger3110
    @gunswinger3110 4 роки тому +191

    Imagine not being able to see two versions of the same review
    This post was made by southeast asian gang

    • @Guy-hd5lx
      @Guy-hd5lx 4 роки тому +4

      JRT the original was blocked in a majority of countries except parts of southeast and Central Asia because of copyright.

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 4 роки тому +4

      @@Guy-hd5lx **Mongolian violin starts playing*

    • @ishaaqmartin3564
      @ishaaqmartin3564 3 роки тому

      As a Namibian I must admit to being gang-gang.

    • @loxi9
      @loxi9 3 роки тому

      Imagine living in southeast asia
      This post was made by first world country with respectable standards of living gang

    • @gunswinger3110
      @gunswinger3110 3 роки тому +2

      @@loxi9 shut, we ain't playing that game baby

  • @emilandersen8804
    @emilandersen8804 4 роки тому +10

    I love these heroes reviews, all these games were a part of my childhood

  • @kacperbardecki3671
    @kacperbardecki3671 3 роки тому +4

    Otherworldly editing. Superb writing.
    Way. To. Go.

  • @NekogamiKun127
    @NekogamiKun127 4 роки тому +102

    This would've been the perfect opportunity to be sponsored by a VPN.

    • @lazergurka-smerlin6561
      @lazergurka-smerlin6561 4 роки тому +1

      Yea I mean pretty much only legitimate use for a vpn

    • @Disturbance42
      @Disturbance42 3 роки тому +2

      @@lazergurka-smerlin6561 No. Other legitimate uses for a VPN include not getting your IP address grabbed.

  • @memelordnord8861
    @memelordnord8861 4 роки тому +39

    sseth's video gets blocked in 221 countries
    sseth: reuploads video
    me: *watches again* happiness

  • @Stormslap
    @Stormslap 4 роки тому +2

    Listen here fella, I stumbled across you, from a forum I'm not supposed to talk about, and so I checked you out and I gotta say, in the best possible way.
    You are Uberdanger.
    I am subscribed now. Thank you for existing.

  • @VemiX1000
    @VemiX1000 4 роки тому +6

    I just found your channel and you are my new God sir. I laughed so hard on the Afghanistan bit I am literally typing this while on the toilet.

  • @trancelisticstudio952
    @trancelisticstudio952 2 роки тому +4

    This is so pro. Love your channel. Wished I found it sooner:)

  • @kazou6261
    @kazou6261 2 роки тому +15

    As an african, I feel very offended for being unable to watch such a master piece, u have my eternal gratitude for giving me the chance to watch it.

  • @MrLiveroo
    @MrLiveroo 4 роки тому +27

    Still watching in Russia. Shout out to the Bois from Afgha and Phe Juan!

  • @bendragon1000
    @bendragon1000 4 роки тому +6

    Always love your content. Heroes has been a part of my life since I found Heroes 2 when I was a kid. Paul Romero has made my favorite video game soundtracks(At least Might and Magic 6, 7, and 8 as well as Heroes 3). I love the entire Heroes franchise(though I haven't played much of 6 and none of 7. Heroes 1 is all about strategy because your characters don't learn skills).

  • @Alumx
    @Alumx 2 роки тому +3

    I just stumbled upon this channel with its dank ass content and I swear to god
    *this was the last place I expected to hear mlp mentions multiple times in 2022*
    this is good content 🌟

  • @owenw9330
    @owenw9330 4 роки тому +165

    1:35 sauce for science.

    • @andreialexe9309
      @andreialexe9309 4 роки тому +69

      The artist is merunyaa , you're welcome ;)

    • @khan_of_tartaria
      @khan_of_tartaria 4 роки тому +18

      @@andreialexe9309 thank you king

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 4 роки тому +6

      I don't know how I feel with already knowing where that's from.

    • @Warlordalexi
      @Warlordalexi 4 роки тому +4

      Feel proud, brother!

    • @Cheezyllama1738
      @Cheezyllama1738 4 роки тому +3

      Character name is meru and don’t ask how I know

  • @serafimbarbu7711
    @serafimbarbu7711 2 роки тому +21

    Astrologers declare this week the week of nostalgia.
    * double melancholy for human players that played the game between 2006 and 2011.

  • @kyleburhoe4432
    @kyleburhoe4432 4 роки тому +2

    I was having such a bad day but listening to your review has made me laugh greatly! Thank you!

  • @inqntrol2047
    @inqntrol2047 4 роки тому +166

    Middle East "zooms in on Germany"
    Can't argue with that

    • @DarthWraithius
      @DarthWraithius 4 роки тому +1

      Karma sure is a bitch

    • @Keckegenkai
      @Keckegenkai 4 роки тому +17

      @@DarthWraithius Take a look at France and the UK

    • @Keckegenkai
      @Keckegenkai 4 роки тому

      @@weetbix4497 Yeah, instead of europeans they now get mainly immigration from their former colonies, meaning: Pakistan and India. Bravo!

  • @sailorshark3334
    @sailorshark3334 2 роки тому +12

    I wish they used the Olivier Ledroit art for the units, he is pretty much the reason why the town designs are so good

  • @biglootums5243
    @biglootums5243 4 роки тому +1

    God tier video. Meru cameo, ram ranch, taking a shit on a copyright claim, what doesn't this video have

  • @dandare9055
    @dandare9055 4 роки тому +34

    "I'm not even mad. I'm just... very confused"

  • @A_Potato_of_Infinite_Wisdom
    @A_Potato_of_Infinite_Wisdom 4 роки тому +158

    In case anyone was wandering, this game is also the prequel to Dark Messiah of Might and Magic (or, more accurately, DM is the sequel to this game).
    Kinda weird going from the cutesy, high fantasy style of this game to absolute blood, gore and gritty violence of DM.

    • @samharradence5689
      @samharradence5689 4 роки тому +11

      Is this canonical or some very well constructed joke

    • @A_Potato_of_Infinite_Wisdom
      @A_Potato_of_Infinite_Wisdom 4 роки тому +64

      @@samharradence5689 it's canonical, with references to queen Isabelle's war, the gods and orc race's origins.
      In fact, Dark Messiah is technically directly related to the events of M&M V in that you play as the son of one of the main characters from the campaign.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 4 роки тому +17

      @@A_Potato_of_Infinite_Wisdom What the hell, lmao

    • @ClockworkAnomaly
      @ClockworkAnomaly 4 роки тому +2

      Isnt Clash of Heroes also a sequel?

    • @awesomesmileyguy
      @awesomesmileyguy 3 роки тому +5

      @@ClockworkAnomaly Nah, it's a prequel. You see Godric and his family as well as other plot-important characters (Markal, Cyrus, Anwen and Findan) as children/teens and it takes place before Heroes 5. In Markal's campaign, he's obsessed with the skull of Fiona, Godric's sister, because he was her friend during her time as a ghost.

  • @giramon17
    @giramon17 4 роки тому +4

    Now I would really love to see reviews of HoMM 1, 6, and 7 from you.

  • @lukeeatschips6324
    @lukeeatschips6324 4 роки тому +8

    9:49 Inferno galaxy brain IQ strategy
    10:14 His goals met
    10:26 They're nihilists

  • @bbd121
    @bbd121 4 роки тому +132

    In case somebody wants to know what the joke was:
    Imagine the characters from Heroes of Might & Magic 4, tech giant Elon Musk, and a lot of buffed male strippers, set to the entire opening of the anime 'Yugioh'.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 роки тому +19

      With Spazz Maticus as the hero.

    • @gabrielnieves3972
      @gabrielnieves3972 4 роки тому +1

      It was great, i hope someone reposts it

    • @bbd121
      @bbd121 4 роки тому +7

      @@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Of course it's Spazz Maticus and his team of Sandro, Crag H and that other one challenging the great Elon Musk while male strippers dance in the background, while they Du du du du, du du du du, Dual!
      Have a thumbs up.

    • @remliqa
      @remliqa 4 роки тому +1

      It's a shame my country is among the those blocked .

  • @Bensonders
    @Bensonders 2 роки тому +1

    I consider it a privilege to be able to see this video!
    -Ben from the middle east (Germany)

  • @TheMatthew001
    @TheMatthew001 4 роки тому +29

    rip when seth says "more videos to come next year" and he posted the video in 2020

  • @thepope6669
    @thepope6669 4 роки тому +3

    The Ram Ranch bit made me subscribe

  • @HollowIchigo4243
    @HollowIchigo4243 Рік тому +2

    "Middle East" line with zoom in on Germany was GOLDEN.

  • @johnname7163
    @johnname7163 2 роки тому +3

    Man, Heroes 3 was my favorite childhood game.

  • @guyWSonicpicture
    @guyWSonicpicture 4 роки тому +48

    Seth: "so video is blocked on all world"
    Me watching this video from Brazil yet again because 4K doesn't care about us in the jungle: "...it's okay I got you Seth"

    • @btchiaintkidding7837
      @btchiaintkidding7837 4 роки тому +4

      Me from Bangladesh...
      Well, it is not entirely a shithole i guess

    • @PilotStudent24
      @PilotStudent24 4 роки тому +1

      Olha aí, deu bom para nós

    • @comq01
      @comq01 3 роки тому +1

      Um homem de cultura aqui

  • @mauser98kar
    @mauser98kar 4 роки тому +2

    The most appropriate use of Ram Ranch I have ever seen.

  • @leonsteigemann3443
    @leonsteigemann3443 4 роки тому +70

    Me: "Hey i have Seen this before"
    That one afghan viewer: "What do you mean, its Brand new?"