Everything That Will Kill You... From A to Z
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Once you enter earth, YOULL NEVER BE SAFE!!
I understand that often people are inspired in the creative process by other works, but here you have copied the artistic style of Edward Gorey visually and thematically. Many of your viewers are not aware of this and will think this is completely original work rather than imitation or parody because you gave no credit to him at all.
Nicole Martin
Or we could just take to heart that (almost) everything we see on the internet is a parody and borrowed/stolen from someone else from some point or another. The Original Thought Theory states that everything has been thought of by someone else at some point in time. So even if you think you have an original idea..you more than likely don't, even if it isn't documented. Let that sink in.
Hey CollegeHumor,
Just wondering, who was the voice of the skeleton? Because I love his voice more than Morgan Freeman's.
***** Thank ya! ;) I will be trying that later... lol
Guy: I-
Death: “So you have chosen death”
Lmao
Lmao
badca2K Nice you ruined it 👍
Just edit death to grim reaper so it looks cool but anyway nice comment
Lmao
Guy: "Water can't kill me."
Skeleton: I'm bout to ruin this man's whole career
D is for drowning
@@sliksilver6839 D is also for *death*
D is also for di-
@@commonsense2821 ck
@@commonsense2821 e
I like how he’s visibly mad but reluctantly agrees to everything
This guy's basically saying
"Try no to die obviously, but It's always gonna happen eventually so don't put every inch of your concentration into living."
Guy: "forget about eating i'll just go outside"
Death: "ah, so you have chosen more death"
More like "ah, so you have chosen a closer death"
more like "ah so you have chosen more of me"
more like "hippity hoppity your soul is now my property"
@@viniciusmachado3828 he didn't say it though
@@viniciusmachado3828 check again
Me: Searches "How to die"
Google: Get some help
Bing:
They're getting rid of potential Google users
Only if you scroll down the suicide prevention stuff
Bing: pack your bags buddy, we are going on a suicide trip
Bing is giving us what we want and google is manipulating us to not kill ourselves
Bing does the same thing actually
“You can’t avoid danger, just go on and try, no matter your actions, you’re still gonna die”
A quote that motivates every decision I make
8 years have passed and this skelegentleman still has one of the best mics out there
Death's voice is so...
Soothing~
I know right...
I watched this video multiple times just to listen to his voice.
sweet release~
IKR 😂😂
I can sleep to this
Lord Death dropping some sick rhymes
カラス 😂😂😂😂 LOLOLOLOL HAHAAHA made my day! Thx
Lord death? You insulted so many people with just those words...
Anna Marie Wen u realize how stupid dat comment waz
or he is making an anime reference simpleton
カラス He's the new Eminem
Water can kill you in 3 ways: drowning, freezing, and choking.
Yet you still need it to survive.
2:26 that last rhyme hit so hard 🥶
Me: It's just a headache.
Parents: It's just a headache.
Doctor: It's just a headache.
Google:
Bing:
whats up my batman brother
@@someonesomewhereinthisworld eyyyy
It’s bing:
Xd
"S is for sunscreen, and the sun. Both give u cancer, isnt that fun?"
Said with the brightest smile
69 likes nice
bruh now thats great one
This one got me
The sun is a deadly lazer
that was like my favorite part lmao
Like my mom always says…
“Does not matter what, too much of ANYTHING is like poison”
0:16 Alcohol
0:28 B.P.A.
0:30 Corn syrup
0:37 Dehydration
0:46 Eating
0:56 Fried food
1:00 Gluten
1:04 Hot dogs
1:08 Insecticide
1:12 Jerky
1:16 Kale
1:30 Lyme disease
1:34 Malaria
1:38 Ndiethyl intaglioide
1:45 Oxygen-less recreation
1:48 Pollution
1:51 Quicksilver
1:54 Radon
1:58 Sunscreen/the sun
2:05 Tobacco
2:07 Ultra
2:07 Violet
2:08 Watching _way_ too much TV
2:11 X-Ray
2:14 Yerba mate
2:19 Zealotry
Timestamps so original
ty mate
Thanks mate
Nnthenl twhoilynide?
N-Diethyl-meta-toluamide (deet)
Be you the happiest soul, or an unfortunate weeper, a terrifying beast, or a horrifying creature, we're all equal in the eyes of the reaper.
#deathequality
holy jesus Christ on a bicycle that line is awesome
#DeadLivesMatter
That's deep
+Steven Hernandez agreed
“Both give you cancer!”
*now isn’t that fun*
That's my favourite line
Very
Now i am starting to hate summer...
@@ChaosZer00 especially if you live in indonesia its always summer rain is only in December 👌
Very fun, I almost shit my pants
He's so good, he actually should become a poem writer 😄
his voice is so calming
A is for age cause no one can stop it
haleman 1 å is for ål å is for ärtor
Ronin Kenshi Jag kan inte fatta att jag hitta några svenskar i kommentar sektionen
B is for a weapon of mass destruction, a Bop It.
... yet.
B is for bleach. It cures your anger, also it saves you, from internet cancer.
Jack Skellington's brother is a talented poet.
Haha
Underrated comment
Very Underated Comment.
Jack spellington
What's this? What's this? There's death everywhere! Like drowning and od'ing and choking on your hair~
I desperately wish this was a series, I love the informative rhyming skeleton man!
Lyrics:
In life you have choices, some healthy, some not.
Sometimes it's tricky to choose what you ought.
So if you are wondering what makes you ill,
it's easy to know because everything will.
A is for alcohol, source of addiction,
liver disease and other afflictions.
So how 'bout water, that might be okay,
but if it's in plastic there's B for B.P.A
C is for corn syrup soda pop uses,
and also for carbs found in sugary juices.
D, dehydration, you still have to drink,
though all these beverages
seem like they stink.
Eating too little, or too much to count,
E is for eating in perfect amounts,
and eating some things that you shouldn't consume,
cause dozens of dishes will lead to your doom.
F is for fried food that's filled up with fat.
Gluten for G if you buy into that.
He is for hot dogs, who knows how they're made.
I for insecticide, veggies are sprayed.
J is for jerky with way too much salt.
K is for kale, it’s also at fault.
But isn't it healthy? I'm glad that you ask.
Cabbage and kale make thyroids too fast.
"Forget about eating, I'll just go outside."
But that is where even more dangers can hide.
L is for Lyme disease, carried by ticks.
M is for malaria that mosquitos inflict.
N is for N-diethyl-meta-toluamide (DEET in bug spray).
It kills all the bugs, and it kills your insides.
O is for oxygen less recreation.
P for pollution in each inhalation.
Q is for quicksilver, fishing is wrecked.
R, deadly radon that's hard to detect.
S is for sunscreen, but also the sun.
Both give you cancer, now isn't that fun?
T for tobacco
U V for UV
W for watching way too much T.V.
X as expected, is X-Ray
Y is surprisingly Yerba mate
Z is for zealotry, any insurance that you found the key to eternal
existence.
You can't avoid danger, just go on and try.
No matter you're actions,
you're still going to die.
*"You can be a king. You can be a street sweeper. But everyone dances with the grim reaper"*
-Robert Alton Harris
True words
As true as the birds
powet
I won't feel like dancing when i'm dead smh
A most excellent quote, dude! *Air guitar*
nice
Death: "time to go"
Me: "reverse card"
*Everyone is immortal*
"R for Radon"
Me: you still died bro lol
.
Actually no. Death in the bible guides people to afterlife. If death isn't there there will be ton of ghosts and that's much more cooler
@@elanurhariboyiyen2564 doges united
No-
After years yt recommend this again.. I was obsessed.. I’m obsessed again
it's just tradition to revisit this video every once in a while.
W is for Wifi-failure
That kills me...
TimeTrap_ SYS 99 Likes.
I can't.... I have to..... make it.... a hundred....
There! 😊
TimeTrap_ SYS hahahahhaha
TimeTrap_ SYS lol
TimeTrap_ SYS yup
TimeTrap_ SYS same here
1:25 “i’ll just go outside.”
*ah yes, i do miss those days outdoors..*
C is for Covid-19
You MIGHT get lucky IF you're a teen
D is for Donald, how is he not bald?
@@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735 irrelevant
@Alex Wintle wow.
I don't
I feel like the skeleton is such a chill and nice guy who will look out for you but not be over-protective
(Idk bro- I’m probably going insane but oh well-)
yeah bruh- you probably are-
@@marz_mitzi 💀
Here 8 years later, just to say this was hella well done.
If anxiety was an actual figure
Angelo Shikewa Death himself isn’t anxiety
Jonathangaming 146
R/whoosh
PIZZA WOMAN I get the joke.. but he’s talking about the skeleton dude. *which is death himself.* 🤦🏿♂️
Jonathangaming 146
He’s talking about death and making the guy anxious ... 🤦♀️
So yes r/whoosh 🤣🤣
his voice is so good for someone who has no vocal chords
Lol
This made laugh harder than it should
I always though they were a bone lol
LMAO 🤣
Hes how I imagine a skeleton to sound.
This was the best video i watched the last year 🤩🤩 Loved it ! Everything on it 🤩🤩 Congratulations 👏
"you can't avoid danger, just go ahead and try. No matter your actions, you're still gonna die." What a quote
"Never take life seriously, no one gets out alive anyway."
but sometimes you have to take life seriously
384 likes
*1 reply*
539 likes
2 reply’s
556 likes
3 replies
599 likes
5 reply
Me: *Google's symptoms of a cough*
Google results:
Wait shouldn't it be Bing?
@@skeletonentertainment4201 no, bing is for those "how to ask a girl out" jokes or similar things. the internet just loves giving you paranoia
you have a cough? you have testicular cancer, bye bye - any search engine when looking up why im coughing
this is panic attack simulator 101
I searched *cough* and got ”Covid-19"
@@goos101 scream
This is my new favorite video on youtube.
ITS SO ADDICTIVE TO WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN
is it just me or is this skeleton an ASMR profesional
Noah I think so
The voice actors for documentaries XD
It’s at 666 likes, I’m not liking xD
Definitely
Kinda reminds me of corvus
Everything gangsta until he says “S is for suicide”
Yeah we all laugh and games but go quiet when we hear that word
@JetSki NOOOOO
s for sayonara
s is for sex
@@user-mg7wh8zq6v no dont remind me
Such a wholesome video ☺️☺️☺️
I’m definitely showing this to my children
oh god i saw this when it first came out and youtube algorithm brought it back i'm so happy seeing this again it made me happy for some reason i think it was the rhyming
Both give you cancer
*NOW ISNT THAT FUN*
Sounds like the decision between Going Outside or staying with the people you hate
he says it soooo clear xD
Yes, It is...
Stick to sunscreen, the corrolation is weak at best.
@@expertoflizardcorrugation3967 good quality sunscreen is usually ok for the most part, you mainly have to watch out using old or really cheap sunscreen that might be more likely to still use chemicals that are more likely to cause cancer.
“Everything will kill you.”
Including my teddy bear?
Especially
Yes, especially if you’re an Asian and you’re absolutely terrible at Math.
Beast Mode ................ oh noooooooooo that’s me
Depends.
If you eat or inhale her, sure!
Ah, what a relaxing way to start my day
oh my gosh I miss this, it’s been soooo long !!!
S is for school, and I cannot lie, if you don’t go you’ll be a fool, but if you do you’ll overwork ‘till you die.
Especially true now with all the online classes going on
lmfao!!
Work, until you die? That happen when you're too lazy to do something.
creeper the cat I lost track of which homework I have completed and which I haven’t
@@Isyaaa try keeping a journal...it worked for me
I still like this. It’s like depression but in a jolly way
Perfect for me
Optimistic nihilism ?
D for depression
THE ØNE C is for College humour, the ultimate source of addiction
Lol, God bless
i love the voice its so soothing TT
Bwutifull animation! Mustve took a long time! XOXO
Category: Comedy
I mean I know my life is a joke but
relatable
I would like but there are 69 likes and I dont want to ruin it
Mkay I can like now
@@NEXTYEAR_ youtube changed it,now i hate youtube even more,i'm just gonna go watch some Pornhub
Roger 2021 Hi On some devices it doesn't pop up, usually on mobile. If you try going on a PC or a laptop you probably will be able to see it
bruh
hahahahahah
(i am laughing whean writhing this)
You: I have anxiety...
Friend: No you dont
*shows this video*
Friend: now i believe you
Random Anxiety Boy man, people are just making my day today.
Wth 103 thnx for the likes xd
fancy cool reaper guy rhyme version:
You: I have anxiety...
Friend: No you don't
*shows this video*
Friend: Now we both
I dont have anxiety Like YOU.
@@liasrehl8628 ...okay?
watching this again after years it got recommended again
This reminds me of this one Dont hug me I’m scared episode about food, it basically was about the messages dieting culture inflicts about what kind of food you should and shouldn’t eat until you just end up eating things that are bad for you anyway.
UH... CAN I GET MORE VIDEOS WITH THIS SKELETON I KNOW ITS BEEN 5 YEARS BUT...
THANKS
no
Mate I am with you
Im with you
The isovox ad has this skeleton voice
24 people need to take away the likes on this comment and it’ll be 666
Imagine a random guy in front of you in the bar, talking about all they ways you can die.
I cant imagine.
Mr Something It happened to me a lot
That'd be awesome
😂😂😂😂
Jisheng Anus What bar do you go to?
Yea no it isn't cool I keep worrying and even consider a zombie apocalypse even though the chance is of course so very low but imagine how painful it would have to be to be eaten alive. But also humans are crazy you need no zombies for that kind of shit
As someone afraid of death, i knew I shouldn't have watched this video. But knowing that whatever I'll do, I'll still die one day is my biggest motivation
There needs more of this.
This skeleton guy is my spirit animal
Your comment is unhealthily relatable.
Your reply is unhealthily relatable.
Everything about this video is unhealthily relatable.
your spirit animal is a skeleton? That makes no sence shouldn't a spirit animal be an actual "animal" not something thats already in you or skull fucked by other spirit animals....smh
Gilbert Toglia Okay, Mr. Know-it-all :/
"You can't avoid danger , so go on and try
No matter your actions , you're still gonna die"
Well ain't this the best advertisement catchphrase
For a medicine ad
It's not wrong tho, neat message
'life, the give that eventually kills you'
L is for Ligma
I'll admit, when i see the word danger, i legit thought it's cancer
Hes saying it such a way its calming
That is so immaculate and yet so underrated.
“S is for sunscreen, but also the sun. Both give you cancer now isn’t that fun”
-Groovy Skeleton
"UV for UV"
Best punchline
@@RKnightD94 Well, it’s good I live in a country that never sees the sun 👍
T for Tobacco
@@RKnightD94 W Watching way to much TV
Yo that skeleton man’s voice is so satisfying and beautiful
Isn't it tho?..
Exactly
ButterflyColors how do you have 900 likes but 2 replies
your right
ButterflyColors ikr
That last sentence motivated me, genuenly thank you 😆
Dude that last verse hits hard
Okay, can we stop bitching for a moment and acknowledge how awesome that voice is?
It's fantastic. He should voice Terry Pratchett's Death.
that voice is to die for.
I agree!!!😈
***** its perfect
***** Heh heh, William Shatner plays a skeleton.
he talks in a high pitch and happy voice then goes into a low creepy voice...
Ikr
Army
Sarah Al-Zeer // ikrrrrr
Totally agree
Moa Ravegard // LMAO TRUE
This is like a mix of Dr. Seuss, Tim Burton, and Edward Gorey. And I love it!
I remember watching this as a kid and I still love it
R is For Recommendations that youtube gave me
Same
lol
Same, because UA-cam wants that its Recommendations are 5 years old
Same.
T is for thank you grim reaper, I now know my alphabets lol
*And 'Y' is for UA-cam, recommending this to everyone, 6*
*years later!*
6*
@@Mishkie Yeah, 6 now, looool
Eesa Gaming why does it matter how old it is If it’s still accurate
I oust realized that was 5years but that guy are smooth
Lmao
"Ill just go outside" top 10 final words
This man rymed so hard I added this to my song Playlist
Both giving you cancer
ISN'T THAT FUN.
wouter I don’t want to go outside.
i mean,it kinda is actually
M8 i am happy i am always in my room
Just become a *g a m e r*
Join the humans who play games 23 hours a day
death is like that pessimist friend everyone has
i dont have one of this Friends and thats because i am that person
@@nightchaos6848 me too haha
@NightChaos me too lol
Same.
Well, true. I don't actively look for the bad, but I typically do not sugar coat it.
That is one of the best things I've watched in a While...
There’s something calming about this video, I don’t know why,
“Breathing air kills 100% of life forms.” and “Age is lethal in large amounts.” are very true.
Ok i stop breathing right now i Will Tell you guys if i am Immortal cya later !
Fishes: Ight -ima head out- ima be immortal
Wrong, you always breathe polluted air, no matter the place
You fucking edited it
Soviet Pilot Backup there edited again.
So no ones gon talk bout how cool this skeleton can rhyme
Oh I thought that i was the only one who noticed 🤔😄
Patricio Peregrino no, that would be a waist of my time * comedic drums *
Dude he should be in a rap battle😂😂
Yeah its awesome
I will
Just what I needed today
I find this comforting, in a way
Me: *sips a glass of water*
Skelton dude: *POISON*
He said if it's in a PLASTIC bottle. As long as that water has been filtered and not straight from the sink, you should be fine
Don’t drink too much, or you’re gonna *die.*
He talkes about the plastic you moron pikachu
Bruh we know its a plastic bottle but its just a joke 😑 dont be madddd ppl in da comments
So drink water when you get thirsty
Guy: *breathes*
Skeleton: *NOW PERISH*
I like your pfp, who's the artist?
@@skeletonentertainment4201 actually I just googled it
@@Mike-dh4ue what did you google?
@@skeletonentertainment4201 profile pic
A is for Air, now where is my chair.
No matter how old this is, i love it.
You can’t avoid danger, just go on and try! No matter you’re actions, you’re still gonna die.
That one gave me the chills
This should be named: How to get anxiety in 3 minutes
Trueeeeee xD
Lol
Have faith... Almighty God has written everything anyways... It has to happen at sometime in ur existence
Looool
2:58 not 3:00
@@cyrusthevirus888 its an estimate-
I love his voice.
Nexitis ikr?
L
I know. I can't stop watching.
That sounds like the voice of the channel Riddle
ikr is so skexky
bro the rhyme is too good
*Anxiety has joined the chat*
**joined*
I'm still in chat
*bed has entered the chat*
T is for typos
Yup
F IS FOR FIRE
U IS FOR URANIUM BOMBS
N IS FOR NO SURVIVORS
a is for atom bombs h is for hydrogen bombs
Thats FUN
MysteriousPlagueDoctor uranium bombs. Stop trying to sound smart. Well bombs do use uranium. But theres still no bomb thats named or fully uses uranium
TAOE animator
It's just a reference to a Spongebob episode...
CloneShark Animations dude... it's a SpongeBob reference.
remembered this suddenly so i came back to rewatch this lolll
This radiates the same vibes as Memento Mori by Will Wood and I'm here for it
If death doesn’t sound like this I never wanna die
Lmao, how do his vocal cords work like that? The only person who sounds even slightly similar to this is John Dimmagio
I dunno man, how can you not die if ,, Everything will kill you " ;)
If death doesn't sound like that then I'm not dying
Death rate drops to zero.
So you have chosen death
"S is for sunscreen, but also the sun. Both give you cancer, isn't that fun?"
a quote to live by
@@porygone-s Certain chemicals in sunscreen can ,in fact, give you cancer.
@@porygone-s Yea it's just some type of sunscreen can give you cancer but anyways now they are making sunscreen that normally doesn't have chemicals that give cancer
So yea it's not as bad but can still happen
@@porygone-s Sunscreens are in 2 groups, mineral and chemical. Many chemical sunscreens have been found to have carcinogens in them.
Sunscreen gives you what it is trying to protect you from lol
that's why I don't leave my house
Love this! Reminds me so much of Edward Gorey.
“You can’t avoid danger, just go on and try, no matter your actions, you’re still gonna die.”
Kinda a dope line ngl