A Message From Your Favorite CEOs.

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  • @sach1460
    @sach1460 4 роки тому +34935

    he's scarily good at acting intensely unstable

    • @AetherBoye
      @AetherBoye 4 роки тому +521

      the only one who couldbe better is michael reeves

    • @yellowbeard1
      @yellowbeard1 4 роки тому +388

      It’s nice to see him playing someone unstable and not as a DM. And his DMing is amazing.

    • @sach1460
      @sach1460 4 роки тому +135

      @@AetherBoye
      ah, the mad scientist himself

    • @300IQPrower
      @300IQPrower 4 роки тому +67

      For like 5 minutes i read this as Batman while simultaneously thinking “is Brennan batman?!

    • @bobxie8634
      @bobxie8634 4 роки тому +38

      cobwebbed I mean anyone who went to college is a little bit unstable especially the mental or emotional part.

  • @ethanlynch6918
    @ethanlynch6918 4 роки тому +13215

    I could watch Brennan lose his mind for hours.

  • @Achridian
    @Achridian Рік тому +6991

    Something about the energy of “Hey internet citizens, it’s me, Harry Pancake, the CEO of tumblr” just had me DYING on the floor for like 5 minutes

    • @Ememeslol
      @Ememeslol Рік тому +11

      Same

    • @NotFluplaxio
      @NotFluplaxio Рік тому +68

      The real funny thing is that our lies of expression bleed into our comments and in truth none of us are on the floor, we are all in bed giggling to ourselves with pets looking at us like psychopaths making noises at flashing lights.
      This video slaps though 😂

    • @Mr.Limekiller
      @Mr.Limekiller Рік тому +7

      caught me dying on the floor a little bit

    • @beesokay
      @beesokay Рік тому +6

      I wish in my heart of hearts that I didn't know the real inventor of tumblr's name, or better yet that I ONLY knew his real name and not ever as "daddy"

    • @largeroyster
      @largeroyster Рік тому

      They are exCmy at tide posez

  • @appelofdoom8211
    @appelofdoom8211 Рік тому +7747

    The tide CEO: a normal dude with a bit of a temper that's losing his mind with his company
    The ABC CEO: The most normal CEO that's just trying his best to do good but cares about money above all
    The Venmo CEO: A dude with massive anger issues and an inability to admit to being wrong about anything
    The moviepass CEO: A desperate man one bad moment away from collapsing into a depressive spiral when he's well rested but he is NOT well rested.
    The tumblr CEO: A very innocent man with very questionable priorities that has looked into the abyss that was tumblr and lost his mind.

    • @benjammin5328
      @benjammin5328 Рік тому +234

      Tumblr CEO: All of that, as well as a terrible person lol

    • @kazsixteen7359
      @kazsixteen7359 Рік тому +177

      Oreo CEO: Correct

    • @cristinagomez3283
      @cristinagomez3283 Рік тому +93

      "D I M I T R I S A Y S *H E L L O"*
      Moments before disaster

    • @nickcollins1052
      @nickcollins1052 Рік тому +69

      @@kazsixteen7359 Yeah the Oreo CEO and the Hardware CEO are the only 2 I feel bad for

    • @SehrDummerAccountNam
      @SehrDummerAccountNam Рік тому +39

      @@nickcollins1052 You didn't feel bad for the guy whose family was abducted?
      Also, no need to feel bad for the Oreo CEO to begin with, he may have a few annoying morons from marketing to deal with, but otherwise he's just chillin and swimming in money.

  • @rcanterb7126
    @rcanterb7126 4 роки тому +6575

    “Meal bag, tested very well.”
    “I will kill you.”

  • @theillusionist1494
    @theillusionist1494 4 роки тому +5939

    You can so _distinctly_ see every “I’m so fucked” moment from each of them, but they all look so different

    • @burgertime4994
      @burgertime4994 2 роки тому +15

      Timestamps?

    • @theillusionist1494
      @theillusionist1494 2 роки тому +124

      @@burgertime4994
      Tide: 0:48
      Abc: 4:54
      Venmo CEO didn’t really have one
      Moviepass: 14:09
      Tumblr: 20:56

    • @mr.dragoon6566
      @mr.dragoon6566 2 роки тому +22

      @@theillusionist1494 ABC is the best face

    • @evanmontague9456
      @evanmontague9456 2 роки тому +60

      the reason Venmo ceo dosnt have one is because he is at fault and stubborn so he didn’t see why he is failing

    • @evanmontague9456
      @evanmontague9456 2 роки тому +22

      @@theillusionist1494 I think the best one is movie pass because he already was loosing hope and sanity so that face just really sells it

  • @sailorrsaturn5274
    @sailorrsaturn5274 2 роки тому +1632

    the fear in brennans voice when they reveal that they aired baby immigrant is the most genuine acting i've ever seen

  • @BranchedOut
    @BranchedOut 2 роки тому +1527

    I think the quiet "whY ARE YOU CRYING?" in the first CEO short is so fucking funny. I love it. All around great videos. Love em all.

    • @phero2
      @phero2 4 місяці тому +21

      "Why are you crying?!" is a total stroke of genius - when I reference this series, that is it.

    • @H.Irish616
      @H.Irish616 3 місяці тому +6

      I literally came to the comments hoping someone highlighted that part yes it’s perfect 😭😂🥲

    • @rebekahmokool4759
      @rebekahmokool4759 2 місяці тому +3

      2:10

  • @lucie3621
    @lucie3621 4 роки тому +3809

    "I've seen bigger.."
    "WHERE!?"
    "tumblr..."
    bruh

    • @kasmcsensimilla3000
      @kasmcsensimilla3000 4 роки тому +7

      Yo I'm sorry but I ruined your 666 likes

    • @annakatelyn4053
      @annakatelyn4053 4 роки тому +11

      should've said Deviantart

    • @deimosvoralius2988
      @deimosvoralius2988 4 роки тому +24

      @@annakatelyn4053 Kills the joke if it was at another site. This way implies the problem is even deeper than he is complaining

    • @evannguyen5611
      @evannguyen5611 4 роки тому +1

      What part was that

    • @pip-pip5029
      @pip-pip5029 3 роки тому +1

      But are they wrong sjjssjjs

  • @jordangilmore3580
    @jordangilmore3580 3 роки тому +26607

    I just need a movie where brennan starts a day normally and the day just escalates more and more with more stressed outbursts resulting in a stand off with Nicholas cage

    • @TheNightWatcher1385
      @TheNightWatcher1385 2 роки тому +419

      So a sequel to Falling Down.

    • @goosegaming5821
      @goosegaming5821 2 роки тому +23

      @@camiloenriquez4909 No

    •  2 роки тому +138

      The original Nicolas Cage, or the clone I have seen in this news show?

    • @pedroc.b.3874
      @pedroc.b.3874 2 роки тому +174

      If someone pitch this idea to Nicolas Cage, he'd do it.

    • @vaultscribe4501
      @vaultscribe4501 2 роки тому +19

      Oh my god!!!!! This is what the world needs

  • @lucaswickmansound
    @lucaswickmansound Рік тому +2509

    I feel like all of these characters are just inside Brennan’s head constantly fighting for control

    • @spudthepug
      @spudthepug Рік тому +49

      He just releases them on the players of his games.

    • @bushidotestu1997
      @bushidotestu1997 Рік тому +36

      They have to get past Arthur Augefort first, and the dozens of others after him

    • @avajones6835
      @avajones6835 Рік тому +11

      I wanna watch them talk to each other

    • @RustyPancake53
      @RustyPancake53 Рік тому +13

      years of being the forever DM will do things to a man...

    • @missivory_missraine
      @missivory_missraine Рік тому +3

      ​@@bushidotestu1997 casually murders a man "so kids how's your day?"

  • @JamesTDG
    @JamesTDG Рік тому +941

    I bet the tumblr ceo is happy after the twitter situation, I think it would be funny to see Brennan try to look like Elon next for this

    • @spinningindaffodils
      @spinningindaffodils Рік тому +53

      He already bears a slight resemblance to Elon, dye Brennan's hair and give him a slight accent, BOOM son of an emerald mine owner who's tanking stock

    • @tim.noonan
      @tim.noonan Рік тому +28

      Elon would sue Dropout out of existence if they parodied him. I’m not saying he’d win against them court, he’d just file so many lawsuits that they’d eventually run out of money.

    • @Demonrifts
      @Demonrifts Рік тому

      @@tim.noonan Eh, I would imagine they would do it just like all of these where they have a fake name for the CEO, but either way, parody is protected as a part of free speech, so its already an uphill battle for him. I'm not a lawyer, but I believe that since CH is based out of LA, the trial would likely have to take place in CA which has pretty strong anti-SLAPP laws which are meant to prevent people like Musk from bringing frivolous suits to silence people. If the defense files a motion to have the case thrown out and its granted, then the plaintiff (Musk in this instance) could be liable for CH's attorney fees, and it could even open up the opportunity for CH to countersue for abuse of the legal system.
      All that being said, Musk has shown that he has very little understanding of free speech or laws, so I wouldn't be surprised if he tried.

    • @nogoodcontentallowed8509
      @nogoodcontentallowed8509 10 місяців тому +7

      apparently the tumblr ceos reaction to the influx of twitter users leaving the site because they dont like twitter is to. start making a bunch of changes to make the website more like twitter lmao

    • @gatlinggun511
      @gatlinggun511 9 місяців тому +2

      @@spinningindaffodilshe’s missing the second ribcage

  • @MidoriJane12
    @MidoriJane12 4 роки тому +10796

    the very soft “don’t yell.” absolutely killed me

    • @johnprice.2727
      @johnprice.2727 3 роки тому +99

      @@corebabajustin1238 10:49

    • @jujucrock14
      @jujucrock14 3 роки тому +140

      My favs are either "you caught me sleeping on the floor a lil bit" or "you wanna soce? You wanna soce mead?"

    • @CrazyYasha
      @CrazyYasha 3 роки тому +65

      Why are you crying! 2:00

    • @ezrac9578
      @ezrac9578 3 роки тому +9

      That was a Michael Scott moment

    • @WYCD
      @WYCD 2 роки тому +3

      @@johnprice.2727 Timestamps get likes!

  • @neolord1215
    @neolord1215 3 роки тому +17154

    I figured out how he's such a good actor. They kidnapped him, wiped his memory and tell him that certain things are true.

    • @jesus3squivel479
      @jesus3squivel479 3 роки тому +330

      Like the winter soldier

    • @sardoniclysane
      @sardoniclysane 2 роки тому +102

      Like dollhouse.

    • @verbodenmagi
      @verbodenmagi 2 роки тому +137

      Now that the secrets out, you’re next

    • @RoxyRoomba
      @RoxyRoomba 2 роки тому +100

      THATS WHY HE PLAYS SO.MUCH D&D!!!

    • @sardoniclysane
      @sardoniclysane 2 роки тому +17

      @Repent to Jesus Christ Repent to Jesus Christ bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks - Peter 420:69

  • @skywardbound67
    @skywardbound67 Рік тому +272

    I love that Brennan is the guy who play the CEOs. This guy is great at going from normal to being on the edge of his sanity at the drop of a hat.

  • @BornNoU
    @BornNoU Рік тому +159

    The “All families matter” bit my GOD college humor gets better with age

  • @comrad7320
    @comrad7320 5 років тому +6286

    A message from your favorite CEO's? More like
    Brennan loses his mind for 23 minutes

    • @oscarlin1818
      @oscarlin1818 5 років тому +18

      23 minutes and 54 seconds

    • @DarkNova50
      @DarkNova50 5 років тому +36

      I'll take more of it, please.

    • @erikolson6711
      @erikolson6711 5 років тому +28

      movie pass brennan is definitely the most insane

    • @crypto1223
      @crypto1223 4 роки тому +15

      Erik Olson Have you seen him in Dimension 20? The man has the range of an insane person that talks to himself at his own party.

    • @KuruttaKoibito
      @KuruttaKoibito 4 роки тому +3

      Aaannnd I love it

  • @messyiix7613
    @messyiix7613 5 років тому +5962

    Tide Pods CEO is such a classic. Gets me every time

    • @morescodesup2087
      @morescodesup2087 5 років тому +48

      Man this hamburger taste a lot like blood, weird
      Friend: Oh wait my bad that’s my razor

    • @phiefer3
      @phiefer3 5 років тому +22

      Why Are You Crying?

    • @nitgo3451
      @nitgo3451 5 років тому +16

      *CEO:* So they are eatable ?
      *Random guy:* _tHeY aRe pOiSoNoUs._

    • @LuluTheCorgi
      @LuluTheCorgi 5 років тому +7

      Whyyyy are you crying

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 4 роки тому +7

      Tidepods are soap, and that's not food.
      -Brennan, philosopher and 2020 presidential candidate

  • @Keyarchan
    @Keyarchan Рік тому +168

    Seriously though, this is just too unbelievable.
    A CEO caring about their consumers? No way.

    • @yasininn76
      @yasininn76 День тому

      Believe it or not, some do

  • @hopoffz
    @hopoffz Рік тому +169

    Oh my god. 23 minutes of brennan lee mulligan. I'm going to cry

  • @alexv3357
    @alexv3357 4 роки тому +5133

    "I don't understand what the octopus is getting outta any of this, and frankly the young woman doesn't look very happy either."

  • @pinkdogroslyn8832
    @pinkdogroslyn8832 4 роки тому +8295

    I want a thriller about Brennan slowly losing his mind. Like an unfortunate chain of events just sends him spiraling from an innocent young lad into a violent serial killer.

    • @hera5614
      @hera5614 4 роки тому +243

      Like Joker, but with more candy-like soap.

    • @daboomaninc739
      @daboomaninc739 3 роки тому +33

      Thats the plot of Magic

    • @senza4591
      @senza4591 3 роки тому +35

      Joker, but comedy?

    • @pinkdogroslyn8832
      @pinkdogroslyn8832 3 роки тому +21

      arham_ joker but not joker

    • @Michael02496
      @Michael02496 3 роки тому +24

      Like the movie falling down

  • @Zeuseus6609
    @Zeuseus6609 Рік тому +117

    The hamburger razor is still one of the best jokes in this series

  • @Wertical93
    @Wertical93 2 роки тому +106

    0:06 David Taylor - Tide
    4:12 Brian Hat - ABC
    8:41 Rob Shelf - Venmo
    13:02 Jonathan Floor - Moviepass
    18:08 Harry Pancake - Tumblr

    • @meala23
      @meala23 2 місяці тому

      Thank you

  • @124cmadreamer
    @124cmadreamer 5 років тому +4087

    Hey
    I LOVE Brennan as anything but especially as CEO

    • @RyanLynch1
      @RyanLynch1 5 років тому +4

      Alyssa Bloomberg big agree

    • @lumanae
      @lumanae 5 років тому +1

      me too
      but god damn I'd be over the moon to see Brennan working on SFP again

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 5 років тому +3

      I just got an idea. I'm gonna rip the audio from his vids and stick them in GTA V self radio.
      Who needs music, when you can have ads about eating tidepods?

  • @jayl2298
    @jayl2298 3 роки тому +7666

    I'm not convinced that Brennan didn't just name his CEO's after the object he was looking at in that moment.

    • @ArsenalTheProtogen
      @ArsenalTheProtogen 2 роки тому +89

      he probably did

    • @kynto
      @kynto 2 роки тому +40

      69420% yes

    • @Cheffamily
      @Cheffamily 2 роки тому +74

      The tide ceo's name is real tho.

    • @Bumblerage32
      @Bumblerage32 2 роки тому +18

      @@Cheffamily there probably a choice of three brands and objects (that would be hilarious if it was true)

    • @harryblockser
      @harryblockser 2 роки тому +5

      100%

  • @zach3021
    @zach3021 2 роки тому +138

    I love how crisp the audio is and how you can hear his angry and upset noises. It makes it so much more hilarious

  • @anxia-tea5846
    @anxia-tea5846 2 роки тому +193

    i absolutely love how the CEOs are actually portrayed as good people who know to do what’s right

    • @JustaSimplefact
      @JustaSimplefact Рік тому

      cool story bro. these videos are fake fake fake. they are not the real world and noone has ever felt this way.... you love bullshit fake nothing, and you will raise your kids based on that nothing... you are the problem.

    • @WarsWorth
      @WarsWorth Рік тому +54

      Yeah I'm also a big fantasy fan.

    • @lutokill4784
      @lutokill4784 2 місяці тому

      Except Tumblr

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 Місяць тому

      And Venmo.

  • @PersonMan1234
    @PersonMan1234 4 роки тому +7007

    SO many quick, good lines.
    "But Tide pods are soap, and that's not food."
    "Gum tastes like anything"
    "Why are you crying?"
    "WHY ARE THEY POISONOUS???"
    "So we do make food."

  • @YonkoAngel
    @YonkoAngel 4 роки тому +7635

    This guys is actually a FANTASTIC actor. Each one of these skits felt like a really different person.

    • @xavierbetancourt1503
      @xavierbetancourt1503 4 роки тому +277

      but all insane equally.

    • @drstaylit
      @drstaylit 4 роки тому +77

      I think it's the haircuts.

    • @ilhandaanish2381
      @ilhandaanish2381 4 роки тому +51

      Dr. StayLit his mental state depends on his hair

    • @thegreatalfini
      @thegreatalfini 4 роки тому +52

      WAIT ITS NOT A DIFFERENT DUDE

    • @Dogen70
      @Dogen70 4 роки тому +42

      there is a definite star quality him bc I can just watch the little things in his performance

  • @certifiedtrash2298
    @certifiedtrash2298 Рік тому +76

    The moviepass one is actually kind of sad and the acting on that one is legit so good

    • @kiranicole2096
      @kiranicole2096 Рік тому +7

      He looks so exhausted. It's impressive, really. These are gold.

  • @TheScottishMutt
    @TheScottishMutt Рік тому +127

    3:28
    Ally: "Meal bag" tested very well.
    Brennan: *death glare*

    • @newbiedonthurtme1907
      @newbiedonthurtme1907 Рік тому +12

      And the oh so slight eye twitch, I've watched it a bunch of times and just saw it

  • @benhamer4139
    @benhamer4139 5 років тому +19971

    Brennan is hands down CollegeHumour's best acquisition for a long time, he's so good

    • @Slackerhun
      @Slackerhun 5 років тому +308

      And he made Dimension 20 possible, which is just amazing.

    • @player18792
      @player18792 5 років тому +111

      Notice how they didn’t like this comment? I don’t think they feel the same lol

    • @buffnatsuki7204
      @buffnatsuki7204 5 років тому +47

      Go watch fantasy high rn before i break your knees

    • @therookery9911
      @therookery9911 5 років тому +120

      Seriously if it wasn't for Brennan I would have dropped my CollegeHumor sub months ago. This channel has lost it's Fire otherwise.

    • @ShimrraJamaane
      @ShimrraJamaane 5 років тому +103

      @@player18792 I think liking the comment would be playing favorites within the company. Not a good move towards morale :P

  • @birdsnestisstupid
    @birdsnestisstupid 4 роки тому +1744

    WE
    CANNOT
    KEEP
    SELLING
    SHOWS
    TO
    *F O X*

    • @topperbeast1019
      @topperbeast1019 4 роки тому +11

      Miner15101 V then fox sells it to nbc

    • @martinsmouter9321
      @martinsmouter9321 4 роки тому +1

      They told me it was impossible, but they were wrong. Muhahaha.

    • @mrquack4903
      @mrquack4903 4 роки тому +1

      WCKSSTF

    • @mk_rexx
      @mk_rexx 4 роки тому +2

      WE
      CANNOT
      KEEP
      POSTING
      CAM SHOWS
      OF A
      *F O X*

    • @milhousevanhoutan9235
      @milhousevanhoutan9235 4 роки тому

      Now they're owned by the same company!

  • @p.m.e.7311
    @p.m.e.7311 Рік тому +40

    19:38 putting chemicals in the water that turns the freakin frog's gay

  • @ovgm116
    @ovgm116 2 роки тому +200

    I love Brennan’s naming formula “generic male first name, household object last name”

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Рік тому +10

      Blake Table
      Connor Lampshade
      Charles Sauna
      Tanner Wheelchair
      Bob Burger
      Benjamin Backsplash

    • @Unimportant_egg
      @Unimportant_egg 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@@Tonyhouse1168BOB BURGER

    • @puertoricanguy999
      @puertoricanguy999 6 місяців тому

      ​@@Unimportant_eggBob Belcher's secret name.

  • @Kyodie-bz1sf
    @Kyodie-bz1sf 3 роки тому +3343

    I love how every single CEO's name is just "generic white name" followed by "household object"

  • @cazikman
    @cazikman 3 роки тому +4413

    "That's not Rule 34"
    "Is there a different rule 34?!"
    "A . . . very different rule 34"

    • @Delilah_Anne
      @Delilah_Anne 3 роки тому +56

      What’s rule 34?

    • @gavinhalo
      @gavinhalo 3 роки тому +165

      @@Delilah_Anne if it exists there’s porn of it.

    • @Delilah_Anne
      @Delilah_Anne 3 роки тому +104

      @@gavinhalo
      I searched it and... I think I can be excused for not knowing since I am in fact a child. My apologies lol
      Also, thank you for telling me XD

    • @doggieoverlordx3349
      @doggieoverlordx3349 3 роки тому +31

      @@Delilah_Anne do u regret looking it up? Lol

    • @Delilah_Anne
      @Delilah_Anne 3 роки тому +43

      @@doggieoverlordx3349
      Yes XD

  • @PrairieDad
    @PrairieDad 7 місяців тому +16

    I love making up names for Venmo payments. I paid a beef rancher and titled it "PETA Donation."

  • @Blastronaute
    @Blastronaute Рік тому +75

    The delivery of the simple “don’t yell” is the funniest thing in this video

  • @daveybiviano9611
    @daveybiviano9611 4 роки тому +3254

    “This survey was conducted at a clan rally. You you think there’s a problem with that?”
    Gotta love CH

    • @jellowick27
      @jellowick27 4 роки тому +22

      Davey Biviano it's Klan

    • @NewhamMatt
      @NewhamMatt 4 роки тому +19

      This was the fourth time they had inadvertently invited neo-Nazis into the office.

    • @whosecow9623
      @whosecow9623 4 роки тому +10

      Neo-nazis don't get along with the Klan. You must be a Christian and believe Jesus was white to be a Klan member😂😂😂. Neo-nazis could be atheist or theist

    • @ryanjapan3113
      @ryanjapan3113 4 роки тому +9

      Whose Cow I don’t think Neo-Nazi’s are atheists...

    • @DimT670
      @DimT670 4 роки тому +14

      @@whosecow9623 you do know what theist means right? You do realise it means someone who believes in a religion with a god in it right?
      Also most neonazis are Christians so why wouldn't they get along with the klan?

  • @markpetersen507
    @markpetersen507 5 років тому +4396

    This guy is actually a really talented actor. Hollywood should pick him up.

    • @ilhandaanish2381
      @ilhandaanish2381 5 років тому +301

      He’s ours

    • @TheTitanJesus
      @TheTitanJesus 5 років тому +14

      Sadly true

    • @jddiggy2343
      @jddiggy2343 5 років тому +29

      No one college humor actually goes to Hollywood 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂

    • @hhhhzk
      @hhhhzk 4 роки тому +10

      JD Diggy kelly marie tran

    • @brenyatta
      @brenyatta 4 роки тому +45

      Don’t let Hollywood put great talent in bad movies & shows

  • @anamusingidiot2565
    @anamusingidiot2565 Рік тому +39

    Ok so sometimes ceos are effectively leased out to different companies by "parent" companies, so irl some of this stuff could pretty much happen.

  • @amzab123
    @amzab123 2 роки тому +54

    4:30 This guy would play a killer Syndrome in an Incredibles live-action adaptation

  • @jordentaft
    @jordentaft 5 років тому +1540

    Huawei CEO would be a nice sketch.

    • @MrGksarathy
      @MrGksarathy 5 років тому +33

      Except he'd know full well about the theft and espionage.

    • @physicsdenier793
      @physicsdenier793 5 років тому +5

      @Yibin Jiang Huawei tablet here.

    • @jennacook2505
      @jennacook2505 5 років тому

      +

    • @Edzilla
      @Edzilla 5 років тому

      see, they dont have a full asian guy tho

    • @messyiix7613
      @messyiix7613 5 років тому +3

      Still holdin out hope for Bethesda CEO

  • @katherinepagan4860
    @katherinepagan4860 4 роки тому +3351

    The Tumblr one makes me stop breathing every time. It's so damn accurate that I cringe and get misty-eyed at the same time: "That's my platform, the sick bastards."

    • @FatherTime89
      @FatherTime89 3 роки тому +66

      Type tumblr titanic into youtube if you get the chance, it was made before they removed all the porn and it's pretty funny.

    • @reapermaster1233
      @reapermaster1233 3 роки тому +11

      This is100% accurate

    • @R4yj4ck
      @R4yj4ck 3 роки тому +42

      "Our mascot community in the furry tag" Oh it's gonna be THAT kind of video.

    • @rachelrachel9152
      @rachelrachel9152 3 роки тому +18

      He says so many words out loud that i never wanted to hear lolll

    • @norahendrix3283
      @norahendrix3283 3 роки тому +19

      As a person in the furry community....
      Yeah..I don't need to clarify shit...

  • @MisterBoZiffer
    @MisterBoZiffer Рік тому +46

    Brennan could be the next Ryan Reynolds of subtle chaos acting.

  • @SneakyMeeky
    @SneakyMeeky Рік тому +26

    18:30 Only Brennan could make what I can only imagine is an outtake blend so well with his character. You almost dont recognise it at first 0-0

  • @lillyoboyle8136
    @lillyoboyle8136 4 роки тому +2879

    The five horsemen of the apocalypse
    David Taylor
    Brian Hat
    Rob Shelf
    Jonathan Floor
    Harry Pancake

  • @ValoxElwin
    @ValoxElwin 5 років тому +2808

    Underrated line:
    "If you try hard, and you never give up, and you never stop running, they'll never catch you"

  • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
    @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong Рік тому +99

    That "Blue Lives To Live" drama sounds oddly like _Chicago P.D.,_ a show that, after watching several seasons while visiting my parents, I can only describe as "what if we framed constant, rampant police corruption and abuse of power as totally cool and necessary?"
    Like, there's literally an episode where a guy murders two kids as part of a drug house attack, and they use a totally unproven facial recognition system to track down a guy over it, and they get him killed by throwing him in holding to try and coax a fucking confession which gets him stabbed and stuck in the ICU where he later dies. Then, they find out the real culprit was part of the gang that got stolen from, and proceed to ENGAGE IN A COVERUP by leaking the new guys identity to the leader of the gang and then BLAME THE INNOCENT MAN THEY KILLED FOR THE ! MURDER SO THAT THE COP WHO SUGGESTED THEY USE THE FACIAL RECOGNITION SOFTWARE DOESNT LOSE HIS JOB.
    Basically every episode has some kind of bullshit like that.

    • @TheMadwomen
      @TheMadwomen Рік тому +14

      Holy shit.
      Listen, cop shows are always designed to show police as always good, simply because if they don't then people would realize that having police is a bad idea (yes I am biased but shhhh). And since they can't convince people the police are non-violent, they often try to paint the violence as a necessary evil, if not outright a good thing. That way they can justify the need to have police be violent so they can make more profitable cop shows.
      That all being said... This is *insanely* egregious. I don't think even real life police are this routinely fucked up, and I'm an anarchist! Oh my gods!

    • @user-jj5tq4qs7j
      @user-jj5tq4qs7j Рік тому +1

      @@TheMadwomenwhat would be the alternative to the police?

    • @TheMadwomen
      @TheMadwomen Рік тому +3

      @@user-jj5tq4qs7j I would only explain that to someone who'd be willing to listen and not just want to rebuke it with incorrect statements and loaded questions. Besides, I'm sure someone who goes up to someone who says she's an anarchist going "TELL ME WHAT TO REPLACE POLICE WITH OR ELSE POLICE ARE GOOD" has a lot of socializing to do. Thank you for your query!

    • @user-jj5tq4qs7j
      @user-jj5tq4qs7j Рік тому +2

      @@TheMadwomen it was a question, if you can’t answer questions because your afraid of criticism, they you are afraid your own idea is wrong, I didn’t ask to be malicious, I just wanted to know, the only solutions I can think of is the police or social workers, both of which are needed, they just need more training

    • @user-jj5tq4qs7j
      @user-jj5tq4qs7j Рік тому

      @@TheMadwomen and I barely even know what an anarchist is

  • @namesareboring2009
    @namesareboring2009 Рік тому +100

    “So the Furry community is just foxes, bears...dragons banging each other?”
    Well- ya- uh actually...yeah that’s basically it. And I should know

  • @elektrolites2891
    @elektrolites2891 5 років тому +5138

    My no.1 favourite series from you guys. No doubt.

    • @Kaximua
      @Kaximua 5 років тому +27

      Elektrolites same

    • @nimmy56
      @nimmy56 5 років тому +31

      Elektrolites “Jesus fucking Christ ANGEL DUST CHOCOLATE KISSES?”

    • @ferrieddog2200
      @ferrieddog2200 5 років тому +13

      Same

    • @Batvolle
      @Batvolle 5 років тому +27

      And if google was a guy.

    • @thaynewarnick5715
      @thaynewarnick5715 5 років тому +13

      It truly is the best

  • @remembernovember9059
    @remembernovember9059 4 роки тому +5408

    Tide: All of their cleaning products look like food.
    ABC: Full of racist and controversial TV shows.
    Venmo: Irrelevant but the CEO is delusional and extremely egotistical.
    Moviepass: Irrelevant but the CEO is desperate and emotionally broken.
    Tumblr: Attempts to remove NSFW content from what is essentially a porn site.
    Juul: Basically tries to sell cigarettes to children.
    GoFundMe: The community's attempt to fix our garbage healthcare system.

    • @Rougarou99
      @Rougarou99 4 роки тому +284

      Tide 2.0: All of their new products look like medicine.

    • @ren.67
      @ren.67 3 роки тому +48

      Irrelevant? Moviepass is an amazing concept!

    • @nyxession944
      @nyxession944 3 роки тому +62

      Tumblr: the toxicity has left us and now we are the only safe haven

    • @ren.67
      @ren.67 3 роки тому +23

      @Brandon Pells yes

    • @remembernovember9059
      @remembernovember9059 3 роки тому +20

      @Brandon Pells yes

  • @user-hh5nt7mk7e
    @user-hh5nt7mk7e 5 місяців тому +4

    I love how in all of them he's like doubting the company and himself about everything, exept in the venmo one. He's like "is that whats screwing us up? ... No!"

  • @yorg3742
    @yorg3742 Рік тому +27

    His "so we DO make food" will ALWAYS kill me, the start of a legend.

  • @kimanirobinson790
    @kimanirobinson790 3 роки тому +5643

    The extra layer of this that's really funny to me is that he's supposed to be the CEO, but somehow doesn't that any of the products are being developed until they're ready to advertise ship it out.

    • @SeymourDisapproves
      @SeymourDisapproves 2 роки тому +307

      Nah that's kind of par for the course

    • @taylamuller1811
      @taylamuller1811 2 роки тому +328

      I mean that often isn't super far off with huge chains. The levels below CEOs usually handle coming up with and making products and the CEOs just give the go ahead and final inspection.

    • @IhateAlot718
      @IhateAlot718 2 роки тому +12

      And all of you making shit up.

    • @catsballs9657
      @catsballs9657 2 роки тому +17

      @@IhateAlot718 ?

    • @joshuastrickland5264
      @joshuastrickland5264 2 роки тому +36

      Its effecient... I mean even if the company is as well meaning as a profitable company can be, there will be a great deal of disconnect between the bottom and the top.

  • @firstlast-pp7tq
    @firstlast-pp7tq 3 роки тому +8095

    Brennan is an insanely good actor, like he looks the same in all scenes but the energy and characters are intensely different and different unhinged energies

    • @HerpDerpTheTank
      @HerpDerpTheTank 2 роки тому +14

      There are only two people who absolutely can pull an off-the-cuff mental breakdown or existential crisis, and those are Brian David Gilbert and Brennen Lee Mulligan.

    • @reikim5616
      @reikim5616 2 роки тому +113

      Yeah I thought the third ceo was played by a different person a first before realizing it was just him.

    • @gustavowadaslopes2479
      @gustavowadaslopes2479 2 роки тому +75

      @@reikim5616 The makeup department also killed it there.

    • @hellothere702
      @hellothere702 2 роки тому +20

      @@gustavowadaslopes2479 fr they did such a good job

    • @Etomia
      @Etomia Рік тому +21

      Also realizing how completely different he looks with different hairstyles as well tbh.

  • @myfirstcrappyvideobilly
    @myfirstcrappyvideobilly Рік тому +44

    This just let's me know how normal I am. It's all I ever wanted, even when I was little.

    • @myfirstcrappyvideobilly
      @myfirstcrappyvideobilly Рік тому

      BTW I should have been a CEO because I should be rich enough to not care about racism or racists.

  • @nalayuta2291
    @nalayuta2291 Рік тому +21

    Someone get this to EVERY CASTING DIRECTOR EVER.
    I need to see him in everything!

    • @PHYTEthePOWAH
      @PHYTEthePOWAH Рік тому +4

      Straight up. He seems very happy at CH and he must be getting paid but it sure would be great to see him on a bigger screen.

  • @kappaross6124
    @kappaross6124 4 роки тому +2563

    That Moviepass one was legitimately heartbreaking

    • @ezekielmartin4323
      @ezekielmartin4323 3 роки тому +98

      Yeah, I can't even watch that one. Really stings.

    • @AshHeaven
      @AshHeaven 3 роки тому +126

      I genuinely felt back for that CEO character.

    • @vladtheimpaler9577
      @vladtheimpaler9577 3 роки тому +76

      Even more depressing in the deleted cuts.

    • @kailavanderwielen3588
      @kailavanderwielen3588 3 роки тому +211

      i actually cried when he offered sex with that broken, exhausted look on his face. i understood--for the first time--the temptation to hire someone for sex. Even just to give him two hours of rest, a hot meal, and some much-needed therapy. then we'd figure out how to get him out his situation and get his kids back.

    • @kippdipp6045
      @kippdipp6045 3 роки тому +55

      @@kailavanderwielen3588 Man that was sad

  • @adelmostaqueahmed1724
    @adelmostaqueahmed1724 5 років тому +2664

    The Tide CEO sketch is definitely one of the best new cast reveals of all channels of all time.

    • @TheTitanJesus
      @TheTitanJesus 4 роки тому +61

      Lightning in a bottle.

    • @dumbidiot1119
      @dumbidiot1119 Рік тому

      @@TheTitanJesuswho are you again? I don’t see you being revealed as a cast member

    • @whydoineedahandle1058
      @whydoineedahandle1058 11 місяців тому +67

      THAT was Brennan's introduction??? That is amazing

  • @GeneralAblon
    @GeneralAblon Рік тому +13

    21:22 one could say it is seizing the means of re-production.

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience 16 днів тому

      I'm fairly sure that was the joke.

  • @ssebasgoo
    @ssebasgoo 7 місяців тому +7

    The acting in the moviepass skit is so incredible. There are so many tiny details that ad credibility to the character here, I'm truly amazed.

  • @yunikage
    @yunikage 3 роки тому +2519

    "WHY ARE THEY POISONOUS?" might be my favorite laugh line in anything ever

  • @SFray-sf7gr
    @SFray-sf7gr 3 роки тому +3487

    Waiting for "CEO of Robinbood". Come on college humor dont let us down

    • @Cavellioken
      @Cavellioken 3 роки тому +26

      oh thata would be a good one

    • @durzio9630
      @durzio9630 2 роки тому +73

      We need a CEO of Robinhood, and now a CEO of OnlyFans

    • @achesandpains4632
      @achesandpains4632 2 роки тому +48

      @@durzio9630 CEO of Blizzard

    • @Delta-ei7im
      @Delta-ei7im 2 роки тому +7

      These are all *fantastic* ideas

    • @cyanide4068
      @cyanide4068 2 роки тому +3

      @Repent to Jesus Christ Repent to Jesus Christ sir, are you okay

  • @durzio9630
    @durzio9630 6 місяців тому +9

    If you try hard, and never give up, and never stop running, they'll never catch you - Brennan Lee Mulligan

  • @Goblinkatie
    @Goblinkatie Рік тому +12

    This keeps popping up on my “play next” list and I never skip it.
    I think watching all hope and life itself drain from each CEO’s eyes is the most amazing part of this series of skits.

  • @thewateringwiz7118
    @thewateringwiz7118 3 роки тому +3230

    The "deleting 300 hours of body cam footage" just cracked me up so hard for some reason

    • @eldraco4500
      @eldraco4500 2 роки тому +22

      What were they doing still confuses me to this day

    • @zacharymendoza1175
      @zacharymendoza1175 2 роки тому +42

      @@eldraco4500 idk police brutality maybe?

    • @taniatokustar7737
      @taniatokustar7737 2 роки тому

      I dont get it

    • @thewateringwiz7118
      @thewateringwiz7118 2 роки тому

      @@taniatokustar7737 It's a joke on police officers erasing bodycam footage to hide evidence of police brutality

    • @taniatokustar7737
      @taniatokustar7737 2 роки тому +3

      @@thewateringwiz7118 hool yeaa that makes sence i just thought it was sexism

  • @Asiliea
    @Asiliea 3 роки тому +4104

    I still don't understand... How _does_ tumblr remove its adult content without just closing down entirely?

    • @proxysrandomness9947
      @proxysrandomness9947 3 роки тому +468

      By losing a shit ton of money

    • @jennagoodchild5045
      @jennagoodchild5045 2 роки тому +86

      by getting replaced with dumpster fire shitposts

    • @Beacuzz
      @Beacuzz 2 роки тому +209

      They didn't succeed

    • @rachelrachel9152
      @rachelrachel9152 2 роки тому +170

      I honestly only started using tumblr for a year starting with the porn ban, I'm honestly very glad i didn't have to be subject to various random porn gifs. I mean they still exist but id be hard pressed to accidentally stumble across them

    • @Beacuzz
      @Beacuzz 2 роки тому +218

      @@rachelrachel9152 honestly I've been using it for years before the ban and I never came across them. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
      I was confused when the ban first started on why peoples stuff was being blocked. When it came to me about he crappy ai they were using it all sounded about right

  • @TheEmmaHouli
    @TheEmmaHouli 8 місяців тому +6

    Tumblr one is by far my favourite, my husband and I quote it back and forth to each other all the time!

  • @yesto3rrishuman
    @yesto3rrishuman Рік тому +20

    19:12 As a furry, I completely agree with the other person

  • @hocuspocusfocus6229
    @hocuspocusfocus6229 5 років тому +1085

    Tide CEO sketch always kills me everytime Brennan says "why are you crying?!"

  • @aidandillon5537
    @aidandillon5537 4 роки тому +1581

    0:04 Tide CEO
    4:12 ABC CEO
    8:42 Venmo CEO
    13:02 Movie Pass CEO
    18:08 Tumblr CEO
    Tell me if I messed up :)

  • @SintiSnake
    @SintiSnake 9 місяців тому +10

    He’s one of the best actors I have ever seen so so much talent and obvious hard work

  • @hushmush8419
    @hushmush8419 Рік тому +27

    The "WHY ARE THEY POISONOUS" always gets me

  • @ravenblack5294
    @ravenblack5294 5 років тому +1787

    "This survey was conducted at a Klan rally. Do you think there's a problem with that?"

  • @luminatron
    @luminatron 4 роки тому +1567

    "This is _seizing the means of production?"_
    Underrated.

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 4 роки тому +13

      I mean the means of production has been pretty roundly seized

    • @kylemoder7550
      @kylemoder7550 4 роки тому +19

      I can eat the rich and ass!

    • @theily1724
      @theily1724 4 роки тому

      GoateToaste
      How about a rich person’s ass?

    • @Fluffkitscripts
      @Fluffkitscripts 4 роки тому +5

      @teddy and lily nah, they usually taste like death, sadness, and plastic.

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 4 роки тому

      Teddy and Lily No. they will only feel the embrace of death.

  • @Tigergaming-cp6xx
    @Tigergaming-cp6xx 8 місяців тому +9

    "But tide pods are soap and thats not food" i died

  • @domross-o9670
    @domross-o9670 2 роки тому +118

    As a furry myself, his reaction to and description of us was phenomenal. And, like, 70-75% accurate.

    • @masterofgames8261
      @masterofgames8261 2 роки тому +7

      ehhhh, i dont really like it, its like not at all accurate

    • @thedemolitionmuniciple
      @thedemolitionmuniciple Рік тому +8

      I'm taking it with a large grain of salt, but leaning towards it being meant as something so absurd that people are meant to take the absurdity as a joke, not the fandom itself. There is a lot of nsfw in the fandom, and a fair portion of it is... even less safe for work than the usual stuff, but the same is true with the rest of humanity, which people don't tend to realize.

    • @Willy_Warmer
      @Willy_Warmer 5 місяців тому

      @@thedemolitionmuniciplethere are a lot of bad humans, that doesn't make every human bad though. The group "human" is insanely large and insanely general, so no suprise a lot of things ranging from bad to good, horny to chaste, young to old, exist. Comparing it to the furry community though? A much smaller, much more niche group? I'm gonna be honest man, if something that small is made up mostly of nsfw stuff, it's nsfw.

  • @simeoncope3111
    @simeoncope3111 3 роки тому +4857

    Are we just not gonna talk about how he wiped shaving cream off his face with a hamburger
    Edit: lol why did this blow up

    • @HovektheArtist
      @HovektheArtist 3 роки тому +704

      What you mean, that was obviously the mcdouble razor
      Brought to you by Gillette

    • @LonzosSprayPainting
      @LonzosSprayPainting 3 роки тому +146

      There was a razor in the burger u can see a bit of it sometimes, it’s blue

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 3 роки тому +105

      @@LonzosSprayPainting nah, that’s just the unholy amount salt and other unhealthy amounts of otherwise healthy (and sometimes unhealthy) stuff in hamburgers

    • @LonzosSprayPainting
      @LonzosSprayPainting 3 роки тому +14

      @@iamacatperson7226 haha most probably

    • @mrfclarke
      @mrfclarke 3 роки тому +9

      Or about that being a chicken burger and not beef.

  • @ethanfeldkamp5322
    @ethanfeldkamp5322 4 роки тому +2407

    “That’s why I started the BDSM tag”
    “ITS FULL OF WHAT” 😂😂

  • @aurora_boketto7746
    @aurora_boketto7746 Рік тому +13

    20:35............. Bro 💀nowords

  • @Palemagpie
    @Palemagpie 8 місяців тому +6

    Brennan saying "dont yell" as the venmo CEO had me in stitches

  • @ElGuerreroMaya
    @ElGuerreroMaya 5 років тому +3867

    I know CH is just capitalizing from old videos, but this is so good I'm actually glad they did it.

    • @username172
      @username172 5 років тому +100

      aye its all about
      Buddies
      Doing
      Social
      Media

    • @RJBuildsPcs
      @RJBuildsPcs 5 років тому +19

      Better then doing it than some off the side reupload channel who’ll do it anyways lol

    • @warfreddy6968
      @warfreddy6968 5 років тому +1

      Right? CH is promising.

    • @nomadaa5984
      @nomadaa5984 5 років тому

      Then why mention it?

    • @Winn_Or_Lose
      @Winn_Or_Lose 5 років тому +1

      There aren’t adds they aren’t getting anything from it

  • @andonforrer4136
    @andonforrer4136 5 років тому +3446

    0:01 Tide CEO
    4:11 ABC CEO
    8:41 Venmo CEO
    13:00 Moviepass CEO
    18:06 Tumblr CEO
    Edit: HOLY SHIT IVE NEVER HAD SO MANY LIKES THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH

  • @asstronaut4708
    @asstronaut4708 Рік тому +4

    PLEASE- RIGHT AFTER HE SAID "and Cornelius fudge gets to watch" UA-cam ITSELF WAS LIKE "it's time to take a break" AND IM GONE IM WEAK 🤣🤣😂😂🤣

  • @aalexander2279
    @aalexander2279 Рік тому +11

    in love with the subtitle at 23:32 that says “there are no stupid Christians” instead of “there are no stupid questions” because my man……………… my man.

  • @toughmanrandysavage3077
    @toughmanrandysavage3077 4 роки тому +2922

    Whoever did his makeup did a great job, he truly looks like his life is falling apart xD

  • @mauirandall8176
    @mauirandall8176 4 роки тому +765

    Tumblr is definitely the best one
    "I created this website for Buddy's to do social media. *That's the reason why I started the BDSM tab!* "

  • @Spen_cey04
    @Spen_cey04 2 роки тому +9

    "just because something doesn't work, doesn't mean it doesn't work" is the story of my life

  • @ginao6810
    @ginao6810 10 місяців тому +2

    The Venmo thing made me think of Ryan Howard in Season 5 of the Office when he made Dunder Mifflin Infinity and said people would be discussing the election and sharing music while buying paper on DMI

  • @h2ojr1
    @h2ojr1 4 роки тому +984

    1 year later and I'm still waiting on my Gillette brand Big McRazr.

    • @metazoxan2
      @metazoxan2 3 роки тому +19

      It turned out the material they used to make the blades look like a burger were EXTREMELY toxic and anyone that used one died within a week.

    • @gayfroggo
      @gayfroggo 3 роки тому +2

      @@metazoxan2 wait then how is the CEO alive?

    • @the4thsteve27
      @the4thsteve27 3 роки тому +8

      @@gayfroggo money

    • @spartanking2972
      @spartanking2972 3 роки тому +2

      2 years

  • @jennylobato2300
    @jennylobato2300 5 років тому +802

    Brennan even nails the CEO walk in the Tide sketch. It's a little detail but it's so good.

    • @kevin02167
      @kevin02167 5 років тому +7

      Jenny Lobato if this doesn’t shave its your ass you get that right

  • @lwanco1018
    @lwanco1018 Рік тому +10

    The Tumbler CEO is what I need to show people when explaining asexuality. No explanation, I'll just start the video and wait.

  • @confusedjack6057
    @confusedjack6057 Рік тому +9

    Brennan all strung out and scruffy was one of the funniest things I’ve seen him do.

  • @bloodraven432
    @bloodraven432 5 років тому +1062

    Haven't enjoyed a series this much since 'If Google was a Guy'.

    • @Starmadien2019
      @Starmadien2019 5 років тому +23

      I wish they'd bring that back

    • @veghead05
      @veghead05 5 років тому +5

      Man that was good

    • @zeroanimation3956
      @zeroanimation3956 5 років тому +10

      even better, "google CEO crossover"

    • @420vicnic
      @420vicnic 5 років тому +3

      Agreed!

    • @f.i.r.e.5119
      @f.i.r.e.5119 5 років тому +4

      Oh, yeah. I'm definitely not alone in wanting more of these CEO skits.
      IGWaG is something I wouldn't mind returning, either.

  • @eric_the_egggremlin
    @eric_the_egggremlin 2 роки тому +3326

    the tumblr ceo one... it hurts me how accurate that is. I say this as a person who survived the porn purge, outlasted every bullshit "overhaul", protested Yahoo, witnessed the disaster of DashCon, and saw the John Green Harassment Campaign. I will never leave this cesspool.

  • @Awkwardstefan007
    @Awkwardstefan007 Рік тому +7

    This is hands down my favorite series college humor has ever made. We love you, Man!

  • @adamcraig2575
    @adamcraig2575 Рік тому +7

    The moviepass CEO genuinely made me feel bad 😭