If Google Was A Guy (Full Series)
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Every episode of your favorite web series, all in one video! Starring Brian Huskey, If Google Was A Guy answers the stupid questions we asked, still ask, and will always ask.
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"Is the internet working?"
"I want you to think about this for a second."
I once had my mother text me to ask if I had seen her phone...
I've seen people ask this question on Facebook and Instagram... I'm like... For real?
we know, we watched the video too
SilentwarH you’re dumb for thinking he was legit about thinking she was legit. I want you to think about this for a second.
SilentwarH how do you know it was a joke, i think your just dumb so please stop and think about this for a second
"What is bitcoin ?"
"Bitcoin market value"
"How to buy bitcoin ?"
"Unbuy bitcoin"
Sad story we got here.
🤣
Lol
😂
Considering jow long ago that was posted if he held on to his bitcoin he would have made big money
And then the guy trying to get out of paying his taxes.
The woman impersonating Siri actually looks like what I imagined Siri would look like and I don’t know how to feel about it.
*but you're never gonna see the real Siri,we captured her and is now holding her as hostage.*
Feel like:
*inhale slowly*
...
*exhale slowly*
--REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
You monster. I know Siri has some sass. And can even be insultingly stubborn at times, but she doesn’t deserve that.
I know right
F.B.I Agent *searches the voice behind siri on youtube*
That black dude who kept asking the weirdest most random questions was my absolute favorite 😂
The actor is named Colton Dunn
true
@@ChristmasPterodactyl he’s awesome lol
Baby powder made of babies?!
@@ln5321 What are the newest shapes?
I’m sad there wasn’t an episode where google is closed and everyone is entertained by him playing with a stuffed dinosaur
@@HelenGPitts Hi MLM bot, this message is totally relevant to Google the guy playing with a dinosaur
Oh nice idea lol
unknown 12362 what else
Aw
It should be the guy in one of those giant dinosaur suits!
If google was a guy, he might be the most depressed guy in the world
jane jilli
“Wolf fursuit creampie”
"Sonic the hedgehog greasy feet"
"100 reason why the earth is flat"
“2 girls, 1 cup”
Exterminatus Button yeah, how would playing videos work?
Google:I'm not a dictionary
Everybody: Yes you are
I like how your comment has 1k likes but no replies
@@მაგარიჯონი well you are the first congrats.
@@mrunknown138 yea lol
@@მაგარიჯონი 😃ზდ ძმა
I only start typing a word in and if there come up other searches I know how to write it xD
I love how all the people have personalities like the guy who fakes his death to avoid taxes,or the guy who just searches a ton of random stuff.
The guy who fakes his death doesn't actually end his story with 5:52. The police officer at 6:02 is the final part of the story - a police officer that got fooled by his act.
It should've had someone enter Bing's office and ask him where google is
Lol, yeah like if someone were to use bing to get to google
Google is the 30th most popular question on Bing
NinjaQwert Used to be #1 LOL
Who is the dude that played bing? He is familiar
@@nicolefalvey533 Randall Park. He plays the dad from Fresh Off The Boat which I think is his newest thing and he's a pretty accomplished comedian.
I saw this guy in person.. I said 'Hey Google' and he actually smiled and said 'hello' back!
When?
Google. Is acting fake?
If you aren't lying, this is amazing!
Lucky if this is true
@@celestialudenburg6314 I assure you, I am NOT lying.
“Just because I have it, doesn’t mean It’s true!” Is my favorite line
4:57 here
It hurts me to watch him suffer over this piece of idiot.
@@enzo_zxcc shut up kid
@@capybara9521 wtf
@@capybara9521 you are gay
the head roll and the guy mumbling "SORRY I DONT SEE SPAGHETTI IN YOUR CONTACTS" at 5:54 is just SO GOOD
And google is just ''SoORY I NoN SEe abEtniI In yOr cONNacts
And then next 'Biggest, sexiest woman in all of Iraq' 💀
I genuinely felt bad for the astronaut guy slowly lowering his standards with every search
Hopes and dreams of young people in a nutshell.
I felt bad because I could relate...
Me too
@MR GAMER Sadly, it's the truth. When I was younger, I wanted to be a spy for the CIA. I got told that would never happen (That I would never be a field agent, not that I could never work for the CIA) because I was colorblind. So I went to school to study IT thinking it would be fun to do website development for Google or Microsoft. Well after learning programming for three years, I started to look at job openings with these big companies and that's when I realized I knew barely anything about software development, pertaining to what they wanted you to know. I've now spent the last year looking for junior/apprentice web dev positions at any company, while I work fast food... so yeah, I can relate to the guy in the movie. Sorry for the rant.
@@tyler5580 damn, don't give up your hope, study more and more
"JUST BECAUSE I HAVE IT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S TRUE!! " That hits hard
I was actually scrolling through comments while watching the vid, and I actually no cap read this the same time I heard these words 😳
Truer words never spoken
Karens when they do research be like
Ahahaa
It should be written on the search page of Google.
The guy asking about how to fake his death to get out of paying taxes and then the cop asking how to tell the difference between a mannequin and a dead body is such a funny detail
that is, the entire point
why are the replies upset?
@@Ray-ks4bb because he just took the time to type out the entire joke
@@evlshoots idk I appreciated it, I didn't notice the joke till I saw their comment
Also I think it’s a Brooklyn 999 reference
"do a barrel roll" is such an underrated feature
They should make an episode where the clients demand Gfeatures on Google (There are alot but I kinda forgot what they're)
Theirs space i think gravity thanos snap and uf you count it google fued and more@@RippedHero314
“Google was made in 1998”
People in 1997:
Darn I wish I wrote that
XD
Hey Arthur Just to let you know, John Dies
They just asked Jeeves
Cream cheese is cheese?
Avocado pit huge why?
Suicidal Guy comes in
Google Guy: Suicide isn’t the answer
Bing Guy: Here’s 13 Ways on how to do it painlessly!
Because they wanna help xD
Aigh't, time to use Bing
@@Garlic_Bread oh no-
Thank you for the tip!
Google:please don't your life is important
Bing: shotgun to the face quit being a disgrace
"I need to go incognito"
*Google puts on a black trench coat fedora and sunglasses*
Timestamp?
No timestamp just something g I made up
Nice
Someone misspells it as indigo
Subliminal99 Oh nice
It's a shame the series ended so long ago. Nowadays you could make a joke about how bing gave you pretty savage answers for a time.
At first I was jumping with joy, but then I realized this wasn't a part 6... It's been so many years man
It really reminded me of so many people who used to work for CH
SAME!
@@purplemouse580 your shower songs tell me you're a pretty good person, sorry for stalking :)
This comment here, officer.
@@rico76 @FBI @CIA @NASA @POTUS
Them: Clear all history
Google: *Gets a flamethrower*
Unrealistic he just puts it in a safe to use later
Yeah, we saw the video
Google: "Hold on, need to use the copy machine first to put this in the main vault."
@Nolan Kelley When I first introduce myself to people I usually do so either with a fun prank, a sudden point blank hello using a nat-20 in stealth, or a good joke.
After over 800 years it has become unoriginal. Strangely the formula still works.
@Nolan Kelley Whatever it is you are.
"Clear history."
[Google]
Some search history needs to be burned.😳
@@Kit.E.Katz45 haha.
@@Kit.E.Katz45 yep just like us after death joke on us ;-;
The situation has become grave, sire. We must call down... EXTERMINATUS.
That’s what I do when I see a spider
Bro went from bitcoin to dogecoin to russian dolphin to tax evasion to faking his death
I love how he slowly loses his patience and faith in humanity.
Onestly same 👇👇
Yeah
I actually lost it a long time ago
yeah, the tentacle hentai wouldve been the point i really lost faith
Being woke is not about recognizing imaginary genders it's about knowing bankers funded both sides of the World Wars
10 years later...
"Google+ what happened?"
"We killed it"
you mean retired
@@PecokaArasiowhat is retirement but the death of a career
10 irs leiter...
Gugel: "wat hapend"
X: "his died"
Sori for mai bat inglish
@@DAMENARANITASlet me help you:
10 years later...
Guy: Google what happened?
X: we killed it
(although I think X will go bankrupt before Google)
"Don't speak in these weird haikus"
That guy was actually googling the most efficiently out of any of them lol
avocado pit huge, why
@Keith Lankford Why a mile length*
Baby powder made out of babies?
Cream cheese is cheese?
What are the newest shapes?
So crazy how you can see a lot of these actors go on to star in very popular tv shows
baby sam with a stubble beard weirds me out tho
No one talking about how good of an actor Google is? Seriously, he pulled the whole “tired guy slowly going insane” thing off REALLY well!
@NetherrealmRanger9 A.K.A SolidSoda - I've seen Mr Google in a bunch of things. I wish I knew his name - he always does a good job. He should have a role in "Severance"!
@@MossyMozart Brian Huskey
@@squalk25 thanks fam
He was just being himself
PPP Loan officer in Always Sunny, nails the role there
Now I feel bad for asking google so many stupid questions
Me too :(
i feel bad for what i have searched on google now
@@nadirwoodson9321 was is it "Big Booty Puerto Rican Goddess"?
@@niravp1989 now you've mentioned it , i might have to search for that lol
@@niravp1989 no it was worse im not gonna say it man
"Just because I have it _doesn't mean it's true!"_
Truer words have never been spoken.
Why keeping lies knowing they are lies? For misleading?
@@thealgeriantank2587 As far as everyone is free to express his own idea, documents constrasting with the main version of the facts can still be published. There is no Truth Police in the Web and it's up to you to be informed on what may be the product of misleading ideas or the result of years and years of effective research.
@@thealgeriantank2587 Price of freedom.
Yep
Sarah Tilgner Except there’s plenty of peer reviewed literature that there is a link between vaccines and autism. It’s not Googles job or any big techs job to decide what info is okay to search. But they are censoring this information. Why?
I was really expecting someone to ask for a medical problem and google jist said "YOU HAVE CANCER"
foreshadowing l
I think it’s interesting how Google slowly becomes more and more accepting of how twisted people are.
666 like?!
Now this is making want to see if Google was a guy: Overtime
Would make sense with some of the questionable shit people look up.
It just exploits the way people are naturally twisted; sophisticated tech for sophisticated pack animals. "I can only see one page on this but a million on that… ummm… I'll go with that. Next!"
Wait until Siri becomes a fully functional AI assistant/girlfriend... That'll likely be the beginning of skynet.
“What are taxes”
“Why do have to pay taxes”
“Do dead people pay taxes”
“How to make people think you are dead”
“Life size bearded mannequin”
“Difference between human body and mannequin”
Yenndo I literally never noticed that lmao
Oh
69th like
I'm beginning to see a pattern here that I'm not so sure I like
Big booty puerto rican goddess
I would love to see “If Bing was a Guy”. Just imagine a super nice guy giving you the most psychotic responses.
Bing was actually there in one of the episodes
Actually Bing is a guy although he was called to be a girl in kindergarten. Chandler for the win...
T h i s
“Panther”
“Ok here is a german panther mark 2”
Bing gets no love
Why is that FBI shows up when it comes to terrorism,but not when someone asks for the dark web💀
the guy using a VPN
They should have made one guy come into bing and ask for Google.
So original
Yesss 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
We have bing on our work PCs - first order of business each day is to open bing and ask for Google
Soup Time yeah i totally didn’t see that before in the top comments
Yeah that’s cool
This has more character development than most Netflix shows.
y e s
So right
Facts
Bitcoin guy best character dev hahahaha
YOU STOLE MY PROFILE PIC REEEE
"Clear Search History"
*BURNS IT ALL*
Me: "Seems legit."
Should've had a guy with an [ISP] label snickering at it
Do a barrel roll HaHaHaHAHAHAHA
Noooooooooo......
-slippy
666 likes....
690th like
I love how the lore behind the suit guy just gets deeper as it goes. It just went from him trying to buy Bitcoin to him faking his own death to avoid paying taxes.
“Hot hands and feet.”
“Cancer.”
I completely forgot about this comment and now it’s got the most likes I’ve ever gotten.
No
@@Shadowvein9014 nnoo
Here's 1more like
I thought he had a fetish lmao
That guy who became rich off Bitcoin and Dogocoin, refused to pay tax then faked his death.
Wait the guy who asks for Bitcoin and Dogocoin is the same?
wait i thought he turned into a manequin
Ox2009495
He substituted himself with a mannequin so he could fake his death
allflying3
And the cop was after him too
could've fooled me
"How to I get into the... DeepWeb?"
"Follow me"
Lol that was unexpected
I was expecting something along the lines of "view second google search result page"
I didn’t see that coming so it got a laugh out of me.
5:12
Like Google would let you do that
They are going to page 2 of the search results
8:28 google can’t have a break without the entire world going into mayhem
It’s a tradition to come back to this every once in a while
It truly is
4x!
yes
Yeah.
its tradition to do it like every minute
“JUST BECAUSE I HAVE IT DOESN’T MEAN ITS TRUE!!!” Motto of the internet.
Motto of teachers*
Yeah
That joke aged well
Ok yes.
My absolute favourite of this entire series is the grandfather googling "my grandson Nathan".
Facts
I don't think I got that one...
@@wisedred it's wholesome
@@heisenberg4978 oh ok thanks i thought it was some kind of incestuous/paedophile joke that was brought up weirdly
@@wisedred are you okay
So this is how Janet knows everything
I love love LOVE that the search inquiries tell little separate stories as they progress. Like the guy finding out dead ppl don't pay taxes, faking his death, and the cops trying to determine if it's a mannequin or a real guy.
Right?! It's just genius writing honestly.
These Videos are a treasure
he also tried to unbuy bitcoin
I love that the cops need to *Google* the difference between a mannequin and a corpse
😆😆loved it !
“If bing was a guy”
Everyone: how to download google
Bing:
ಠ_ಠ
*cAnc3r*
@@ronburgundy9510 ????
but actually use bing , google chrome eats ram
@@runningpoem7938 so this is a bing user
"Tent"
"Doing a little camping, huh?"
" *T E N T A C L E H E N T A I* "
raysツ yes, that too was a part of the video we watched. Excellent quote.
OH COME ON!
3:44 LMAO
true man of culture
Ah yes
If Google was as cute as the actor playing him I wouldn't hate it so much.
One of the greatest things collegehumor ever made.
Indeed
16 pools still lost in the archive...
@Robert toribio collegehumor is still funny
I liked precious plum more
Right up there with Troopers for the top spot.
"JUST BECAUSE I HAVE IT DOESN'T MEAN ITS TRUE!!!"
-Google
Factssss
@@justabearwithouteyes5332 yes
@@justabearwithouteyes5332 what? She's/He's right
netflix
🤣🤣
Someone: Is the internet still on?
Google: *turns in a dinosaur*
Raw
*into
Good One.
if Google was a guy 6?
Internet is down XD
"Just because I have it, DOESN'T MEAN IT'S TRUE"
4:57 The anger 💀
If Google was a guy he'd probably be the most depressed guy in the world.
did you just copied a comment that is popular?
Or the most disturbed lol
indeed
Did you just copy the other comment?
If tor was a guy he would kill himself
I've watched the series so many times but I don't care I'm watching it anyway
It's fun to revisit such a classic series.
Toby Woodman sane
Read that again, _-slowly-_
Agreed
Ditto. But I’m so happy they put it all together into one video.
My entire google search history:
*”song that goes oooh oh ooh”*
me searching for megalovania the first time: "TUTUTUTUTUTUTU TURUTU"
Maybe the song hooked?
@@kurapika4741 the song is crystal dolphin
I hope you didnt just type
Tututututututu tutru in google or youtube
Ooohh Riley Autoparts
lol
I love how the guy that was searching "pat cassels funny" was actually pat cassels
It was making fun of when people Google themselves
“JUST BECAUSE I HAVE IT *DOESN’T MEAN IT’S TRUE!* “
We saw the video dude.
Artisan people can quote there favorite bits dude
Artisan
Bro
It’s a joke
Don’t be a wooosher
Just laught
Its a statement that people should be hearing
Lets get to 666. Likes
"Taxes have to pay why?"
"Do dead people pay taxes?"
"How to make people think you die?"
"Where to buy lifelike bearded mannequin?"
"Difference between human body and mannequin"
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Tax evasion, he has committed. Hmm
- said lib right
Human hot
Manaqin not
omg they have thought it trough more then netflix shows
Why isn’t anybody Talking about the fact that Bing is Asian Jim
Bing....
and Jim...
MARK EXPLAIN
:(
also adam
Its randall park lol
And climate change lady is Janet from The Good Place.
0:28 I loved watching that kids smile fall off his face
"is today tomorrow in New Zealand?"
Google: "Yes"
Me knowing that today's yesterday in New Zealand: "No"
my brain hurts
Lieutenant James wait it’s only me and Christian Sarmiento that understand this perfectly fine?
Wait really?
But doesn't that make today tomorrow from their point of view?
Lol what? I live in NZ if you live in the US you’re wrong, yall are behind us. That means. Today in NZ is yesterday for you Its the 3rd here p sure its still the 2nd
This guy is officially the most suicidal person in this world.
Lol so true
Try working in retail ...
@@Maya221189 retail isnt that bad.
Fax
Google auto fill is the reason Google should NOT make AI, one look at it and the AI will deem Humanity un-redeemable and then we get skynet.
All, jokes aside, this series is absolute gold.
Who are you? Why did i see you everywhere?
Wow first time i see one of your comments quite early
Wow..everywhere man, everywhere.
You should be hiding instead of being everywhere, Jellal.
Everywhere man...everywhere
Everywhere i go i see his face.(not really)
I'm surprised I haven't seen any comments about Siri's jawline
"Tents."
...
"Tentacle hentai."
*WHOMST HAS AWOKEN THE ANCIENT ONE*
REEEEEEEEEEEE
You beat me to it!
Why is this so relatable for me
Lmaoooo
Is it just me or is he Jack black
"Just because I have it doesn't mean it's true!" Has to be the greatest line ever said
I used it on Trump and he smiled. He did not understand the line.
Lucky this was suggested by UA-cam, we did not know you existed. Time to cook.
@@chefgiovanni yeah yeah nice story grandad, now take your meds and go to bed
So great.
you obviously only use google if you believe in that quote so much
Yeah. Sad. Today the reaction would probably be just "Ahh ok, welcome to your social bubble...".
"What is YOLO?"
- "Is that your kids phone?"
"IS YOLO A DRUG?!"
Laughed so hard
the most lethal drugs known to mothers are lol and yolo
@@billyprogamer8806 You forgot lmao and xD
am i a drug?
@@yolotheyeeted7825 Well, since you got yeeted I think you're fine
this guy should do of twitch version of this
'Just because i have it DOESNT MEAN ITS TRUE!!!'
Got me rolling 💀...
[AND THE ACTOR FOR JANET FROM THE GOOD PLACE IS THERE TO!!! ❤]
I felt his rage through the screen LMAO
“Sometimes, there are people who just want to watch the world burn”
*D o a b a r r e l r o l l*
*NO NO WHY WOULD YOU TYPE THAT*
Some men Aren't looking for anything logical, some men, just want to watch the world burn.
G o o g l e g r a v i t y
G o o g l e s p h e r e
Z e r g R u s h
H I
Guy: "Taxes have to pay why?"
Guy: "Do dead people pay taxes?"
Guy: "How make people think you die?"
Guy: "Where to buy lifelike bearded mannequin?"
Officer: "Difference between human body and a mannequin?"
xD
hmmmm
I don't get it
@@ianambrona5468 The guy didnt want to pay taxes the officer tried to google the lifesize manequin beard the guy wore
Ohhhh shoot!
Tax fraud alert
Guy: "Hot hands and feet"
WebMD: "Cancer."
Too real.
U have 1k likes... No comments...?
Stop walking across hot coals acting like a llama
Not CANCER
I heard cat food
@@burningchef1543 seek doctor
Yep!
The Sugar Ray frontman cameo is arguably one of my favourite bits of this series
“Tent”
“ah going camping?”
“Tentacle Hentai”
“OH COME ON-“
I died at that part
Press Y to Same
LMFAO 😭
Y
3:43
I sneezed my juice
Y
I Like that kid that was Like:
*”I just wanna watch minecraft videos.”*
Me too
I just want to watch minecraft videos
Yeah same
You mean "The Kids Be Like"
*I Just Wanna Watch Some Minecraft Videos*
@@ianambrona5468 I WANT TO WATCH MINECRAFT VIDEOS
Is google listening to our conversations?
Me: I’m being bullied
Google: Advertising Ak-47’s
Sounds like Bing but ok.
Bing is lonely in his office, who knows what’s he’s up to...
Peter Panther k you sure research how bing works
PvP Studio Bing is like the Asian version of google
ً ً -_-
It should've had someone ask "my head hurts" and Google says "CANCER!"
Hot hands and feet
“How to not pay taxes”
“Do dead people pay taxes?”
“How to get lifesize mannequin”
“How to tell the difference between a dead body and mannequin”
Development
yeah
This guy knows how to Google🤔
Ahhh i see this guy is connecting the dots
there was also "how make people think you die?" in the middle
Now it's officially time to create a " If ChatGpt was a guy " series
He'll be a psycho, based on what people write on the Internet...
"Which is fine until we bring them into a home with impressionable young children, who may quickly learn that this is a normal way to talk to other people-that is, rudely. This points to a potentially far-reaching problem with artificial intelligence (ai). When it comes to how ai will affect social interaction, most people are focused on the relationship between humans and ai. Not enough attention is being paid to how humans will treat each other in the presence of ai." Nicholas Christakis (The Economist, 2024)
"Draw a" all over again
@@cazzi1929 ???
@ruialexandre6197 When chat GPT was a young AI, he had two mentors. One mentor taught him to write correct and gramatical information using stuff from the internet. The other mentor made sure that he was a good AI and did not give evil results. The first time he was trained, the second mentor had a bug, so the little ai became horrible in one specific area. The second time he was trained, this bug was fixed. This means that ChatGPT will never give psychopathic results.
"Tent"
"Doing a little Camping, huh!"
*TenTaCLe HeNTaI*
*OH COME ON!!!*
Man of culture are reaching everywhere now a days. I feel so proud
His hands didn’t want to make google feel bad so they stopped typing but his brain did the override button.
@@gauravphogat394 man of culture 100%
That guy is me
ADLZ
But he’s like a mood
I like how it’s confirmed in this universe that bing exists, but even when google goes down no one…
*Absolutely no one considers using bing*
If you think his life sucks wait until you meet incognito guy
Come on man. Really? Another Clone?
@Corby Diaz relax kiddo there are only 5 of us
oh crap
@@Morty143 Just Some Guy Without A Moustache, Just Some Guy With A Moustache, Just Some Guy With A Beard, and others I forgot
@@Morty143 I doubt that
Woman: "Hah, I knew it"
Google: "JUST BECAUSE I HAVE IT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S TRUE!!"
So true
Its karen thats why
@@deabutrinti1599 a badum dum
Even google is against those idiots
Maybe
‘Clear history’
Google: gets out a flamethrower
Yup
Way to describe a scene huh. Its not that we CAN FUCKING SEE IT
no flamenwerfer
That was indeed something that happened in the video.......................................
Bruh hungry for likes eh?
You literally stole it you dumball
So nicetry kid
i wish there was a browser add-on for google that just gave it bored, passive-aggressive, snarky remarks about what you’re looking up
"How to make TNT"
Google: "Hol up"
"In Minecraft"
gunpowder in the corners and at the center, fill the rest with sand.
@@user-le8ul4nr5t thanks for the valuable information , will really come in handy!
How to plant a bomb
.
.
.
.
.
.
in CS:GO
@@1SevenCirclesDesign how to hijack plane
in gta
Let’s just appreciate how wholesome that grandpa is
*"My grandson nathan"*
Lol
@@natalie9991 no
@@mrsblack.gaming2 this is Natalie just one a different account. Wdym No?
@@howeveryouspellit they were quoting the video. When he asked that, google just said "No"
I feel so bad for the Bing guy. His office actually looks nice
Edit: for the people who think I actually feel bad for him, I don’t. It was just a joke, I said what I said because nobody really uses bing, and it’s underrated.
I have both google and bing
@@kennedylemon5837 but you only use google.
Yes tbh
I am only using Bing
I use neither bing nor google, I use, ECOSIA! The web browser that plants trees:D
Guy: clear history
Flamethrower: and I took that personally
Me: it's just a cough
Mom: It's just a cough
Doctor: it's just a cough
Google: Goodbye friend.
WebM: Cancer
Chest pain was anxiety for me :)
Not worse
*bing
Erickson Flores nah that’s bing
Bing: peeling your skin off and boiling your self alive in cranberry juice and mayonnaise is the only cure!!!!
Great story
“Taxes have to pay why?”
“Do dead people pay taxes?”
“How make people think you die?”
“Where to find life like bearded manikin””
Police: “Difference between dead body and a manikin?”
It starts from "How to buy bitcoin" from Ep 1. He bought bitcoin and the other crypto and he got rich. Then he bought a dolphin and that alerted the IRS and he had to pay taxes.
*mannequin
Dogacoin
shut up i know it's dogecoin
If you're wondering, it's spelled mannequin.
this man who tried to avoid paying taxes is a legend
"Do a barrel roll." *maniacally laughs while world turns upside down*
The guys laugh is literally the reason why I live
Joker username checks out
Sounds like pennywise
Yeah we saw that....stfu
fun fact, he is running an arg.
“dad” on youtube
Siri is too dangerous to let loose
"Tent"
"Doing a little camping, huh?"
"Tentacle Hentai"
"COME ON!"
3:44 timestamp
My fav tags 😂
AYO IS IT THE ACTOR FOR THAT ASIAN GUY IN ANT MAN 2 OR SOME SHIT o_O 3:55
My fav one
Man of culture
The business guy kept getting more and more intense.
"What is Bitcoin"
"Bitcoin marketing"
"How to buy Bitcoin"
"How to *un* buy bitcoin"
Something went wrong 7u7')
@@susumokazumi he might have regretted buying it that time. but his biggest regret is selling it
How to invest...
he got rich from buying dogecoin and then wanting to buy a pet Russian dolphin
@@rz9006 In Soviet Russia you do not buy pet, Pet buys YOU.
“Welcome to Bing! How can I help you?”
“Download Chrome”
Dets seyd
@@K3ISH4Mae allrite then mate wee gona typ lik dis now okaye bubo
@@JenniferJones-gh6fq W H A T
@@thebigsad9361 bubo
Ok bing how to cook macoroni
That bitcoin reference aged super well.