If Google Was a Guy: Quarantine Edition

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  • Made entirely from the safety of home, Brian Huskey and CollegeHumor alumni star in this animated installment of the "If Google Was a Guy" series.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 10 тис.

  • @summertimebeau
    @summertimebeau 4 роки тому +2384

    When he said "let's find out" with a soft smile, I felt that.

    • @srbmakeup767
      @srbmakeup767 4 роки тому +60

      Kara I started crying haha, this virus has all sorts of mentally f’ed up.

    • @calebgriffin4881
      @calebgriffin4881 4 роки тому +51

      But like now I do wanna know what exclamation point for quiet

    • @Bum_Hip
      @Bum_Hip 4 роки тому +29

      Caleb Griffin, actually googled it just now. To my surprise, it’s a real thing. It indicates a pause, or a quiet part of a song, and is written like this :
      “< >”. At least I think that’s what it means.

    • @yaoitiddieexpert1486
      @yaoitiddieexpert1486 4 роки тому +9

      @@Bum_Hip I've a feeling that's reffering to the musical "crescendo" and "decrescendo" essencially "" means get quieter over time.

    • @chars_78
      @chars_78 4 роки тому +15

      For introverts, it's no biggie.
      It's the extroverts that are losing their minds.

  • @snappy1622
    @snappy1622 4 роки тому +3904

    this version of "If Google Was a Guy" was strangely heartwarming.

  • @hattmannen5122
    @hattmannen5122 4 роки тому +3274

    Brian sounds like he's talking with his friends on discord but needs to be quiet to not wake up his parents

    • @connorcranberry
      @connorcranberry 4 роки тому +49

      Hattmannen it’s a different actor now. The original actor is in commercials now

    • @warrenkeystone5195
      @warrenkeystone5195 4 роки тому +7

      EpicFace4199 :D he was? :0

    • @eskimojo14thefirst
      @eskimojo14thefirst 4 роки тому +26

      @@connorcranberry That's not true, it's always been Brian Huskey and still is.

    • @themilkman2282
      @themilkman2282 4 роки тому +4

      Hattmannen m’lady

    • @almogvine6223
      @almogvine6223 4 роки тому +7

      @@connorcranberry you are wrong...why dont you watch the video till the credits instead of just saying stuff you dont really know...

  • @Boypogikami132
    @Boypogikami132 Рік тому +673

    when he said 2021 i was laughing.
    lets hope 2023 is better boys

    • @mcpikachu_bob3876
      @mcpikachu_bob3876 Рік тому +13

      It is going good so far

    • @mreggo8003
      @mreggo8003 Рік тому

      @@mcpikachu_bob3876 A NEW VIRUS WAS DISCOVERED GOD DAMN IT ITS NOT GOING GOOD

    • @Raccoon_Trash-
      @Raccoon_Trash- Рік тому +4

      @@mcpikachu_bob3876 let's hope it stays that way my friend.

    • @Connorscosmos
      @Connorscosmos Рік тому +1

      its better

    • @vivie_alcremie
      @vivie_alcremie Рік тому

      Yep, don’t want another quarantine again.

  • @ineedsomesleep.
    @ineedsomesleep. 4 роки тому +5648

    “Dollar to turnip rate” yes this is perfect

    • @shinymainespoon
      @shinymainespoon 4 роки тому +44

      Let's find out, shall we?
      eBay says about 4 bucks per 4000 turnips? Seeing plenty of dollar-to-bell sellers though

    • @michaelpomales8021
      @michaelpomales8021 4 роки тому +15

      Shiny MaineCoon so what’s the general rate for dollars to bells?

    • @alexander1989x
      @alexander1989x 4 роки тому +6

      STONKS!

    • @amranwarelnoury6358
      @amranwarelnoury6358 4 роки тому +1

      100th like lol

    • @big-psyc
      @big-psyc 4 роки тому +1

      I thought you said Donald to trump rate😂😂😂

  • @thisdogwillhauntyou6503
    @thisdogwillhauntyou6503 4 роки тому +2495

    Excuse me? He was WAYY calmer than he should've been!

    • @WhyDidIJustEatThat
      @WhyDidIJustEatThat 4 роки тому +175

      He was probably in his apartment and didn't want to be heard by his neighbors lol

    • @DaoFAQ
      @DaoFAQ 4 роки тому +115

      If he was a person, then when everyone around you is panicking there tends to be one person who suddenly feels calm. In this case that person is Google. Plus he only ever got frustrated with people Googling wrong.

    • @Woodshadow
      @Woodshadow 4 роки тому +6

      WhyDidIJustEatThat did you just call Brian Husky poor?

    • @ayoubbelkas689
      @ayoubbelkas689 4 роки тому +3

      well knowing that the virus will kill these idiots, he can be calm its a matter of time

    • @falcore91
      @falcore91 4 роки тому +2

      All seeing, all knowing. He was probably panicking a few months ago when people weren’t searching for Covid news as if they were somehow safe from it.

  • @theereriotaku1790
    @theereriotaku1790 4 роки тому +3924

    The woman who said “how to feel normal” hit home so hard my house collapsed

    • @cardorichard4148
      @cardorichard4148 4 роки тому +27

      Sorry! I'm an INFJ so the lockdown did not turn my life upside down.

    • @newdeathscope
      @newdeathscope 4 роки тому +100

      @@cardorichard4148 I think you missed an i for insensitive in there.

    • @EvanBagwell
      @EvanBagwell 4 роки тому +38

      Cardo Richard So am I but that doesn’t mean things won’t or haven’t changed for us too. Being an introvert has no correlation to how things will be different financially or how just about everything will be ran differently from now on.

    • @Lunar_Butterfly
      @Lunar_Butterfly 4 роки тому +28

      Cardo Richard as an INFP, while I don’t mind not going out, being around a family member nearly 24/7 makes this extremely difficult. Prior to the distancing I always had a portion of most days to myself. Mental health has been a thing for me but it’s been even worse now. Point is - depending on ones situation, this pandemic can be torturous for introverts. I’m genuinely glad if it is not for you.

    • @IrishLuckyy
      @IrishLuckyy 4 роки тому +7

      Almost started crying

  • @bgill3693
    @bgill3693 4 роки тому +2565

    College humor: brings back if google was a guy
    Bing: *sweating nervously*

    • @Drak_Thedp
      @Drak_Thedp 4 роки тому +26

      I don't think the dead can sweat tho...

    • @josephstalin7353
      @josephstalin7353 4 роки тому +8

      GUYS COME ON IN IT'S REALLY NICE IN HERE

    • @jonathan0225
      @jonathan0225 4 роки тому +1

      Internet explorer: .................

    • @squirtlekc1269
      @squirtlekc1269 4 роки тому +1

      jo lelis that’s a browser ma dude

    • @jonathan0225
      @jonathan0225 4 роки тому +1

      @@squirtlekc1269 😂

  • @astonkruger3159
    @astonkruger3159 4 роки тому +970

    IF google WAS a guy, he would be the most overqualified person for any job in the world.

    • @queendread4427
      @queendread4427 4 роки тому +7

      He'd know a lot of things... but what if he doesn't have the talent

    • @froglover4203
      @froglover4203 4 роки тому +4

      @@queendread4427 He could perhaps be some sort of scientist.

    • @kcrimsonc3363
      @kcrimsonc3363 4 роки тому +2

      World’s best NASA scientist

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 4 роки тому +1

      Math professor Moriarty.

    • @gleqy
      @gleqy 4 роки тому

      He would have created Microsoft Edge

  • @wyattwalnut9796
    @wyattwalnut9796 4 роки тому +3713

    This one was surprisingly wholesome, especially at the end.

    • @Blahalel
      @Blahalel 4 роки тому +42

      Yeah, google has suddenly changed though in this video. Suddenly, he speaks a ton quieter, and suddenly is a ton nicer ._.

    • @scottwall8419
      @scottwall8419 3 роки тому +1

      It's not entertaining since every idiot and asshole is singing out washing hands and flattening the curve.

  • @zlee001
    @zlee001 4 роки тому +968

    Anyone else shed a tear when she asked how to feel normal? That hit deep.

    • @evanunggaran
      @evanunggaran 4 роки тому +17

      I shed tears the moment I see the title. I'm just so glad they bring this skit back.

    • @ahesansait7641
      @ahesansait7641 4 роки тому +4

      What does that exclamation mark but for quite mean? I didn't get it

    • @zlee001
      @zlee001 4 роки тому +5

      @@ahesansait7641 internally gasping maybe. Idk. Even google doesnt know. I tried googling.

    • @TheWhocaresusername
      @TheWhocaresusername 4 роки тому +3

      Still wiping tears

    • @WhisperingWitchASMR
      @WhisperingWitchASMR 4 роки тому +4

      Big time. Of every heartbreaking thing I’ve watched, read, heard and thought in relation to the virus so far, this was the first that brought me to full on tears.

  • @TheKHUE
    @TheKHUE 4 роки тому +3062

    Ok who else is gonna Google “exclamation point but for quiet” now?

    • @extreme989
      @extreme989 4 роки тому +108

      What does it mean? I seriously dont get it

    • @joshholtzman5825
      @joshholtzman5825 4 роки тому +42

      @@extreme989 Same, somebody explain???

    • @Elderhet
      @Elderhet 4 роки тому +177

      exclamation point is this: !
      exclamation point but for quiet could be this: ..

    • @KR-ne7rm
      @KR-ne7rm 4 роки тому +107

      Lol it is a period. Example would be: I hate this virus!!!!!! Vs. I hate this virus.

    • @MandosaWright
      @MandosaWright 4 роки тому +37

      @@KR-ne7rm I hope you're right, because that line is confusing. Good work on figuring it out, maybe 🙂

  • @user-nu8xi4sl1e
    @user-nu8xi4sl1e Рік тому +13

    "and this one says 2021"
    us in 2023: *"wow, really?"*

  • @TheLoyalShinobi.
    @TheLoyalShinobi. 4 роки тому +2139

    My mom is a nurse, haven’t seen her since this whole thing started. Stay home people so we can get through this as quickly as possible.

    • @avioracrown6967
      @avioracrown6967 4 роки тому +28

      without working?
      It's hard to get a job right now
      We don't have any money for 2 month
      And I don't really know this pandemic is over for 2 month
      Sigh

    • @johnindigo5477
      @johnindigo5477 4 роки тому +9

      @@avioracrown6967 you didnt have any savings?

    • @System-ru5yt
      @System-ru5yt 4 роки тому +5

      @@avioracrown6967 same my family is going broke

    • @SilentPlayer1999
      @SilentPlayer1999 4 роки тому

      The Loyal Shinobi define quickly as possible.

    • @vinchen3025
      @vinchen3025 4 роки тому

      No

  • @ZwamTekMusic
    @ZwamTekMusic 2 роки тому +21

    "how to feel normal" almost made me tear up. I love when comedy breaks into seriousness. Even better is when you break the heavy seriousness with a joke. A lot of dutch comedians do this. It is a great example how humor and comedy can make you feel atleast somewhat better. selfmockery and not taking life TOO serious is a good thing, just dont get the "i dont care" vibe. Because we might care a lot about you. we? yes, anyone that loves you. And if hitler had a wife, you certainly can be loved too. :)

  • @willowFFMPEG
    @willowFFMPEG 4 роки тому +1117

    "exclamation point but for quiet"
    no, wait, he's got a point

    • @yanisdark6311
      @yanisdark6311 4 роки тому +21

      But not an exclamation point

    • @TRUSTeTMguest
      @TRUSTeTMguest 4 роки тому +8

      A quiet one though

    • @CookieTheSmolFox
      @CookieTheSmolFox 4 роки тому +9

      Is this: "." what you're looking for?

    • @willowFFMPEG
      @willowFFMPEG 4 роки тому +11

      @@CookieTheSmolFox no that's just neutral. This hypothetical punctuation mark would suggest that the sentence was quieter than if it ended with a period.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 4 роки тому +5

      So sad how countless people had to learn how to wash Hands.
      I didnt had to. I just continue like i did before.

  • @yumonions
    @yumonions 10 місяців тому +1

    HOW IS EVERY YEAR GETTING WORSE THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING

  • @Starcrash6984
    @Starcrash6984 4 роки тому +323

    "Oh, God, I need a mojito." Such a great setup and payoff. I had to pause so I could stop laughing long enough to keep listening.

    • @Starcrash6984
      @Starcrash6984 4 роки тому +6

      @@umadjelly1 Wanting/desiring an alcoholic drink does not make one an alcoholic, but it's still great that you care about this issue and I don't want to make it sound like it's not.

    • @jengalla2009
      @jengalla2009 4 роки тому +6

      @@umadjelly1 I mean, if they're staying at home like most people are supposed to, then driving isn't really an issue with this specific situation...

    • @raccoonman4691
      @raccoonman4691 4 роки тому +1

      Jim Profit hold up jim you’re saying you shouldn’t make a joke about a cocktail cuz drunk driving happens sometimes 😂 looks like someone on this comment section has an alcohol problem

    • @raccoonman4691
      @raccoonman4691 4 роки тому

      Jim Profit everyone knows it CAN lead to destructive behaviour. But so can not being drunk. Idk why you bothered commenting but everyone knows you’re wrong

  • @annakropacova523
    @annakropacova523 2 роки тому +1

    I love how he said "quarantine till 2021"...hah, no one believed that, it's 2022 in 2 weeks

  • @RandomGameplayVideos
    @RandomGameplayVideos 4 роки тому +402

    When she asked "How to feel normal", I started crying.
    Really got to me.

    • @abirdconcernedforhumankind2345
      @abirdconcernedforhumankind2345 4 роки тому +3

      _ David _ LMAO
      But yeah stay strong bud

    • @tropigirl88
      @tropigirl88 4 роки тому

      me too

    • @RandomGameplayVideos
      @RandomGameplayVideos 4 роки тому +12

      @_ David _ - You remind me of one of my best mates, which is a dickhead and funny enough his name is David. Haha. We all have our weak moments, and the rest are just liars.

    • @GMinus
      @GMinus 4 роки тому +1

      Corona is so anxiety inducing. Cool. I’m fucking used to anxiety. Most people aren’t used to it and they could judge me for it. Y’all are wusses seriously

    • @charlescharles4736
      @charlescharles4736 4 роки тому

      gay

  • @SorokingProd30
    @SorokingProd30 Рік тому +1

    The 1st guy makes me remember when he said “Baby powder made out of babies???”

  • @PvtParts-oq1nn
    @PvtParts-oq1nn 2 роки тому +3

    "this says 2021" watching is 2022 still in quarantine

  • @ratedsforsisters2717
    @ratedsforsisters2717 3 роки тому +367

    “How to feel normal”
    Oh god I relate way too much. Mental illness is hard af.

    • @ARMN_YT
      @ARMN_YT 3 роки тому +5

      I’m not gonna pry but what do you have?

    • @ratedsforsisters2717
      @ratedsforsisters2717 3 роки тому +9

      @@ARMN_YT Its not prying, I don’t mind. OCD, Social Anxiety, ADHD, and high functioning autism. Genetics weren’t kind to me.

    • @ARMN_YT
      @ARMN_YT 3 роки тому +6

      @@ratedsforsisters2717 Wow, sorry if it makes you feel any better I also have ocd, but my mom has it way worse

    • @xbiology7366
      @xbiology7366 3 роки тому +4

      @@ratedsforsisters2717 did you identify yourself or went to a mental doctor?

    • @ratedsforsisters2717
      @ratedsforsisters2717 3 роки тому +4

      @@xbiology7366 my therapist told me for the first three and the autism is a guess because my dad (very high functioning) and both my siblings have it. I’m still awaiting testing for it so take that one with a grain of salt.

  • @iKillerZombie
    @iKillerZombie 4 роки тому +164

    Holy crap, it took a pandemic for this series to return. Silver linings I guess

  • @TrippaMazing87
    @TrippaMazing87 2 роки тому +1

    “And this said 2021”
    If only he knew..

  • @t65bx25
    @t65bx25 4 роки тому +491

    CollegeHumor: *is actually pretty wholesome*
    Me: ° ͜ °

  • @alexanderburch8925
    @alexanderburch8925 3 роки тому +2

    "And this one said 2021"
    Bruh it's almost 2022

  • @Anothergingerman
    @Anothergingerman 4 роки тому +133

    When we needed him most, he returned.

  • @Botlivesmatter
    @Botlivesmatter 2 роки тому

    yooo
    this ting is actually cool
    and the part where that girl says adopting a chicken
    and the father and the girl who study
    you totally got me ch

  • @zedman0411
    @zedman0411 4 роки тому +239

    I would so listen to a podcast that was just Colton Dunn asking Brian Huskey weird questions for an hour.

    • @iamskippy
      @iamskippy 4 роки тому +1

      ZedMan 0 *Throw in JASONMANTZOUKAS too❗️*

  • @ryanrg1545
    @ryanrg1545 2 роки тому +1

    2:12
    "and this says '2021'."
    me: "welp guess what!"

  • @cheetad2864
    @cheetad2864 Рік тому

    Unbelievable that that is already two years ago and they were really thinking it wouldn’t last that long, but it is still going

  • @0aktr
    @0aktr 3 роки тому

    this cartoon version of google looks like my therapist and i dont know whether to laugh or be scared

  • @010nrh
    @010nrh 4 роки тому +271

    GOOGLE: Dont touch face.
    GIRL: I suddenly cant stop!
    ME: I totally get you!

    • @bone9027
      @bone9027 4 роки тому +2

      Dude SAAAAAAME

    • @marissaturner7289
      @marissaturner7289 4 роки тому +2

      Oh my God I just touched my cheek while watching it, now my nose, and my forehead HELP!

  • @lysander-the-spearman9577
    @lysander-the-spearman9577 2 роки тому +1

    And this says 2021. Me, in the tail end of 2021”...”

  • @twotimesj6478
    @twotimesj6478 4 роки тому +73

    “It’s normal to not feel normal.”
    ...thanks. I... I needed this.

  • @Shadow_Blox
    @Shadow_Blox 2 роки тому +1

    The ending was wholesome lol.

  • @marvinpoon236
    @marvinpoon236 Рік тому

    Oh god I love when the investor changes form investing in the real world into investing in Animal Crossing

  • @rico4376
    @rico4376 3 роки тому +1

    I like how the animated ones are less chaotic then the live action ones

  • @chevin0
    @chevin0 3 роки тому +99

    the girl at the end, going back, in all of the quarantine ones, the sad, scared one. i am perfectly aware that she's a drawing, but i protect her at ALL costs

  • @t.h.7663
    @t.h.7663 2 роки тому

    The final Google search was a serious call for help and all Google has to offer is "pleasant distractions".

  • @karu4115
    @karu4115 4 роки тому +199

    You know it's bad when they say "month?" "april" and you have to stop for a moment to think if it is actually april

    • @IABITVpresents
      @IABITVpresents 4 роки тому +2

      And soon it's gonna be May...

    • @DarkestElemental616
      @DarkestElemental616 4 роки тому

      I get to spend my birthday working with sick patients this year! Only with the threat of coronavirus this time! 8D

  • @kuri_the_proto
    @kuri_the_proto 2 роки тому +2

    Haha remember when we thought it wouldn't last till 2022

  • @tntkff9901
    @tntkff9901 4 роки тому +87

    "How to feel..."
    my mind: "Raise front sheilds! She's about to ask 'how to feel *safe* '. We've heard it a million times, we are prepared!"
    ".......normal..."
    my mind: "DAMN! We took a blow from the side! Systems at critical Captain! We should have never made it out if glass!"

  • @SourceEnginePlayer
    @SourceEnginePlayer 2 роки тому +1

    I love that they used the Google Doodle art style!

  • @DarkLunar30
    @DarkLunar30 3 роки тому +1

    If google was a guy dark theme

  • @rockyrockler
    @rockyrockler 2 роки тому

    If goggle was a guy in quarantine:3:23
    If goggle was a guy normal:"hello young me-" "big buddy princess"

  • @kyoswkyosw1216
    @kyoswkyosw1216 2 місяці тому

    Oh man I was definitely the guy not researching anything relating to the virus because the news was shoving everything down my throat already

  • @user-dj9kk3pn6g
    @user-dj9kk3pn6g 4 роки тому +175

    Guy: Flat earth theory
    Google: pulls out quarantine mojito

    • @TrNdke
      @TrNdke 4 роки тому +4

      If we're gonna talk about flat earth you'll also need a quarantine Old Fashioned, a quarantine Moscow Mule, and a quarantine Margarita...

  • @M1ckTheMan
    @M1ckTheMan Рік тому

    *Gentle Breath-in*
    *Soft hit on desk*
    "Let's find out".
    You wouldn't expect a recurring CH sketch would go Cerebus syndrome in the best way possible but HERE we are!

  • @jax3636
    @jax3636 4 роки тому +28

    That bit at the end choked me up a little more than I was expecting

  • @thunderfyrekinggaming2243
    @thunderfyrekinggaming2243 2 роки тому +1

    Yes we have

  • @treewithnohands3263
    @treewithnohands3263 4 роки тому +27

    Week 2 of quarantine: Dolphins come back to Italian coasts
    Week 4 of quarantine: The Google guy comes back to College Humor

    • @danieldaniels7571
      @danieldaniels7571 4 роки тому

      Tree with no Hands Jon Lajoie came back to UA-cam too

    • @paulinapub
      @paulinapub 4 роки тому

      Week 6 of quarantine: Italians google dolphin recipes

  • @hobbyspectra1164
    @hobbyspectra1164 4 роки тому +127

    That "how to feel normal" literally made me teared up. I've been struggling with my online tasks due to my lack of motivation because I can't do well without the help of my friends, and this social distancing forced me to do everything with my own, alone. Day by days I've lost interest on doing my tasks while there's more and more coming, eventually leaving nothing done. I feel so guilty and hopeless about it. Hearing what Google said really touches my heart because he understand about this situation and its effect on mental health. I hope a lot more people understand, too, especially my professors

    • @milo_1458
      @milo_1458 4 роки тому

      wig

    • @KerryJ
      @KerryJ 4 роки тому +2

      Your teachers feel the same way. Love and peace....

    • @vanessawestbrook9846
      @vanessawestbrook9846 4 роки тому

      Hang in there this thing has to stop eventually

    • @MidnightSonnet
      @MidnightSonnet 4 роки тому +1

      Take this as an opportunity to be more independent. Learning coping mechanisms will help you get through lonely days. Plus, I'm not sure why you can't still get help from your friends. Try Skype, Zoom, discord, slack, or a variety of other platforms in which people can communicate remotely. You're never truly alone. I'm this day and age, the options are limitless.

    • @aSpectrumofDorky
      @aSpectrumofDorky 4 роки тому

      Hey, I want you to know that you are far from being alone. You just described what’s been going on with me, my friends, probably our teachers and professors. Being away from people is hard; staying productive in an environment that you associate with relaxation is hard; breaking past that wall of not being able to get things done is hard; it’s really hard. I haven’t succeeded yet but there’s hope I can soon. It’s not all lost. And if you need a friend, let me know and I’ll add you on Discord. :)

  • @lususnaturae881
    @lususnaturae881 3 роки тому

    "I have longer if you want" Thanks google.

  • @KrowSeption
    @KrowSeption 4 роки тому +174

    Google: Go easy on yourself
    The school/work system: I'm about to ruin this whole man's career

    • @S-Mania
      @S-Mania 4 роки тому +2

      I feel you're pain... 😢

    • @giwrgosboi8870
      @giwrgosboi8870 4 роки тому +1

      @@S-Mania i am pain too

    • @Buddermaster567
      @Buddermaster567 4 роки тому +3

      I cried because of how much work I get then usual

  • @09kingarthur
    @09kingarthur 4 роки тому +80

    I love how Google doesn't sound dead inside in this one

    • @AngryKittens
      @AngryKittens 4 роки тому +1

      That's just the new algorithm.

  • @bennnnnnnnsauls
    @bennnnnnnnsauls 3 роки тому +1

    it sounds like he’s whispering like he didn’t want anyone hearing him recording his lines

  • @derfuhrur5332
    @derfuhrur5332 3 роки тому +1

    This video was made the day i lost all my friends

  • @a64738
    @a64738 4 роки тому +17

    That "how to feel normal" hit me like 10 tons of bricks... Could not stop crying.

  • @powdereyes2210
    @powdereyes2210 2 роки тому

    The last one was pretty touching

  • @swordimpulse07
    @swordimpulse07 4 роки тому +31

    Quarantine forced Collegehumor to animate this sketch instead of filming it

    • @helenamizera3807
      @helenamizera3807 4 роки тому +3

      It actually took me a couple of minutes to remember that the original ones were “live”.

  • @imokiguess4880
    @imokiguess4880 4 роки тому +34

    "It's normal to not feel normal"
    I never knew I needed to hear this, thanks Google

  • @sewersnake5803
    @sewersnake5803 3 роки тому

    I really liked that one lady and Google's relationship

  • @prof7304
    @prof7304 2 роки тому +1

    This hits harder after over two years...

  • @culturedcreator5185
    @culturedcreator5185 3 роки тому +69

    “This says 2021” yes this was quite accurate.

  • @whatthe5607
    @whatthe5607 4 роки тому +66

    Last time I was this early
    this wasn’t animated

  • @aaroncushman512
    @aaroncushman512 Рік тому

    We were so innocent, thinking two months was long.

  • @joshtaylor8315
    @joshtaylor8315 2 роки тому +1

    "How long quarantine?"
    "This says '2 Months', this says '6 Months', and this says '2021'."
    Hi from 2022.

  • @BritishEmpireBIOHost
    @BritishEmpireBIOHost 2 роки тому

    Black Plague: ARE BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY

  • @Mike-vg6gd
    @Mike-vg6gd 3 роки тому +55

    “And this one says 2021”
    Does it now

  • @lindaliu8641
    @lindaliu8641 3 роки тому

    not the last question putting me in tears

  • @garry12777
    @garry12777 4 роки тому +27

    Oh wow I LOVED the "if Google was a guy" series. Happy to see it back. Sad it's only 4mins, but with College Humors downsizing it's understandable.

    • @danieldaniels7571
      @danieldaniels7571 4 роки тому +1

      garry12777 wish they had brought back the actual guy just for this. And the Bing guy too.

    • @garry12777
      @garry12777 4 роки тому

      @@danieldaniels7571 probably either couldn't afford (CH has lost financial support), or they couldn't because of the virus.

    • @danieldaniels7571
      @danieldaniels7571 4 роки тому

      garry12777 yeah, probably a mix of both

    • @christiangarcia4925
      @christiangarcia4925 4 роки тому

      @@danieldaniels7571 It's still Brian Husk(e)y. Check the previous videos. It's still him but with a calmer tone. What are you talking about?

    • @christiangarcia4925
      @christiangarcia4925 4 роки тому

      @@MrKilzoRising It's still Brian Husk(e)y. Check the previous videos. It's still him but with a calmer tone. What are you talking about?

  • @jacobarmour6325
    @jacobarmour6325 4 роки тому +46

    *Nice lads back with a classic*

  • @honked_up8569
    @honked_up8569 Рік тому

    I want google as my therapist

  • @nicolassylvestre4804
    @nicolassylvestre4804 4 роки тому +149

    Question : "If Google Was A Guy" main actor name ?
    Google : Oooook this getting way too meta for my taste

    • @MrZAP17
      @MrZAP17 4 роки тому +10

      In case you actually want to know, it's Brian Huskey.

    • @axelfirekirby
      @axelfirekirby 4 роки тому

      @@MrZAP17
      Thank you

    • @karankshah
      @karankshah 4 роки тому +2

      Sexy google guy cosplay costume for beach party in senior home

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 4 роки тому

      @@MrZAP17 Yet he's not listed in the cast list in the description.

    • @martinum4
      @martinum4 4 роки тому

      @@jb888888888 but he is listed in the credits at the end of the video

  • @tibimatei19
    @tibimatei19 2 роки тому +1

    "I got till 2021" hahahah... Oh it's 2022.... Ohh god....

  • @sunset_season
    @sunset_season 4 роки тому +909

    "Mojito recipe"
    Mint
    "Don't have it"
    Club soda
    "Don't have it"
    Rum
    "WHOO MOJITO TIME"

    • @KrappyPatty-ry6lj
      @KrappyPatty-ry6lj 4 роки тому +10

      @Baconboy-Roblox & More! chill XD

    • @danielmanrique8107
      @danielmanrique8107 4 роки тому +2

      SO me

    • @RinnzuRosendale
      @RinnzuRosendale 4 роки тому

      @Baconboy-Roblox & More! you stfu.

    • @Concerned_Custodian
      @Concerned_Custodian 4 роки тому

      @@danielmanrique8107 Sure thing.

    • @danielmanrique8107
      @danielmanrique8107 4 роки тому +1

      @@Concerned_Custodian Once you've made DIY Mayonaise, bread, green sauce, garlic sauce, tomato paste, and multiple recipes when you don't have all the ingredients with you, EVERYTHING is a mojito once you nail ONE of them down.

  • @sTEALtooth
    @sTEALtooth Рік тому +106

    2:05 - We were so clueless back then. I remember at the beginning of the shutdown, people thought it might only be a couple weeks.
    But here we are in 2023, and while we haven't been in lockdown for while, it feels like Covid will never truly end :/

    • @Human9159
      @Human9159 Рік тому +2

      True there's a new variant called the kracken virus

    • @TheEtherny
      @TheEtherny 5 місяців тому +5

      Ehh, 2024 and I feel things are trully back to normal. No ones vaccinating anymore and people dont pay attention to variants anymore...not sure if thats good or bad but Im sure someone a few years forward will let me know

    • @squirtleskil
      @squirtleskil 2 місяці тому

      @@TheEthernypeople still get booster shots all the time. What are you talking about

    • @WaitWhatWho
      @WaitWhatWho 2 місяці тому

      ​@@TheEthernyyou're feeling normal? I still feel like 2020 changed everything but it could just be my depression

    • @blueravenstar4162
      @blueravenstar4162 18 днів тому

      ​@@WaitWhatWhoprobs coz yall are extroverts? Im an introvert and i dont feel much changes, other than my stuff from the dorm getting thrown out coz i havent taken it back home since quarantine started

  • @tyleranimated2334
    @tyleranimated2334 2 роки тому

    When we needed him most, he returned.

  • @rev.7276
    @rev.7276 3 роки тому +97

    Woman: "How long quarantine?"
    Google: "This says two months, This says six months, And this says 2021."
    2021: "Am i joke to you?"

    • @adayinforever
      @adayinforever 3 роки тому +1

      *2022

    • @ZT1ST
      @ZT1ST 2 роки тому +4

      @@adayinforever Google: "I've got longer if you want."
      2022: "Length should not be a desirable trait here - it's what you do with the time that matters."

    • @adayinforever
      @adayinforever 2 роки тому

      @@ZT1ST we'll get a drop in cases in February and then it will spike again in a few months and the cycle will continue 😬

    • @dmuno7115
      @dmuno7115 2 роки тому

      @@adayinforever woah... it seems you might be a fortune teller. Or just really good at seeing the trends and patterns and making a very educated prediction.

    • @adayinforever
      @adayinforever 2 роки тому +1

      @@dmuno7115 I make UA-cam comments like this all the time and surprise my self when I reread them later, from the accuracy. But this also involved patterns.

  • @xavierv2052
    @xavierv2052 4 роки тому +5164

    “Dollar to turnip exchange rate” I like this guy

  • @MajkisekSVK
    @MajkisekSVK 4 роки тому +4744

    World situation: really bad
    Collegehumor: we need to bust out the big guy to make people smile

    • @aidenstanley7305
      @aidenstanley7305 4 роки тому +7

      Woot woot like 666! (I know nobody else cares, but hey we need things to be happy about 🙂)

    • @50629
      @50629 4 роки тому +3

      Badman coming next

    • @Kovukingsrod
      @Kovukingsrod 4 роки тому +5

      Genius thinking from their side

    • @liamfleck8251
      @liamfleck8251 4 роки тому +1

      I hope they bust out a new one there are still a lot of frowns around the world

    • @BasuraTeddy
      @BasuraTeddy 4 роки тому +15

      I'm pretty sure they have the google guy in a case with a glass lid that read "BREAK IN CASE OF EMERGENCY"

  • @tulnukas2000
    @tulnukas2000 4 роки тому +3008

    Glad to see "If Google was a guy" is still kicking, it may just be my nostalgia talking here but this is a series I always look forward to, even if the waiting time for a new episode could be rather long.

    • @zNewty
      @zNewty 4 роки тому +8

      Tulnukas2000 too bad they fired all their actors

    • @Sgt-Wolf
      @Sgt-Wolf 4 роки тому +1

      Honestly its the best thing collage humour has right now in my opinion, but that might be because I haven't checked there channel in months.

    • @valb9068
      @valb9068 4 роки тому +8

      @@zNewty they didn't fire them. They were layed off by people up the chain becsuse funding was cut. The company right now is literally Sam Reich and Brennan Lee Mulligan with 3 months of backed up content.

    • @JiffyJames85
      @JiffyJames85 4 роки тому +1

      @@valb9068 Social media is still lacking a thumb-based way of saying, I like you comment, but hate the truth in it.

    • @adamzemko4178
      @adamzemko4178 4 роки тому

      he isnt tho

  • @VinnieGer
    @VinnieGer 2 роки тому +53

    Doing it in the “corporate” art style was pretty genius.

  • @Insomniacwithnolife
    @Insomniacwithnolife 4 роки тому +2273

    “How to feel normal?”
    I came here for a good time and then you gotta attack my feels like this.

    • @tyler-nt
      @tyler-nt 4 роки тому +10

      Legit cried at that moment...

    • @rubyharris6119
      @rubyharris6119 4 роки тому +4

      That's been my entire life tho

    • @soup_souls
      @soup_souls 4 роки тому +9

      she was the most normal tho
      "ISLANDS HAVE ANCHORS?"

    • @jnthnprez
      @jnthnprez 4 роки тому +3

      so, well cried a little, right?

    • @LegendStormcrow
      @LegendStormcrow 4 роки тому +2

      Pretty much all of us. Between the plague and everything at work I've gotten to be a twitchy mess.

  • @lytheabusaleh4313
    @lytheabusaleh4313 4 роки тому +3500

    The “Lets find out” at the end was the most gentle thing I’ve heard all day

    • @niclaswa5408
      @niclaswa5408 4 роки тому +13

      Unlike in Rise of Skywalker

    • @chicken_stewer5432
      @chicken_stewer5432 4 роки тому +15

      a 1, a 2, a 3 *_crunch_* how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? The world may never know

    • @audgpaudg473
      @audgpaudg473 4 роки тому +13

      I dont even know what she was asking but he makes me wanna find out

    • @Importantthings19
      @Importantthings19 4 роки тому +5

      @@audgpaudg473 yeah what did she say before he said that

    • @a.t.p.21
      @a.t.p.21 4 роки тому +4

      @@Importantthings19 She asked for exclamation mark but for quiet.

  • @coopersutherland8550
    @coopersutherland8550 4 роки тому +14877

    I feel like google hates the world just a little less in this version.

    • @leobardoestrada3202
      @leobardoestrada3202 4 роки тому +357

      In this video google have a light side in this video and I like it ☺️

    • @exocakes4587
      @exocakes4587 4 роки тому +268

      Incognito Google:
      User: hentai haven

    • @marko.1206
      @marko.1206 4 роки тому +17

      less than you think

    • @WernerBeroux
      @WernerBeroux 4 роки тому +5

      Euphemisms, I like it.

    • @british-sama7007
      @british-sama7007 4 роки тому +45

      It looks like the original version took some anger medicine

  • @alecdickens1042
    @alecdickens1042 3 роки тому +343

    Fun story, one guy made a post that he was going to a party at a beach because "corona can suck it, I'm having fun"
    His next post was about fun at the party.
    The next was that he wasn't feeling good.
    After that, he was diagnosed with Covid
    The last post was a memorial page.
    You don't wish it on anybody, but that was entirely his bad.

    • @alecdickens1042
      @alecdickens1042 2 роки тому +12

      @linguini boi If I did, you wouldn't click on it, would you? Or at the very least, you'd just shout it down as being fake.

    • @alecdickens1042
      @alecdickens1042 2 роки тому +10

      @linguini boi
      You're not exactly giving me a reason to dig through search histories and scrub through lord knows how many hours of video to prove a point. It wouldn't be worth my time and the result wouldn't accomplish anything. Waste of effort if you ask me.

    • @alecdickens1042
      @alecdickens1042 2 роки тому +8

      @linguini boi
      You're assuming information that fuels your viewpoint, clear indication you don't actually want to know. I pull the same sh** any time I want to shut someone down. That's all you're trying to do and I'm not contributing. Best I can do is waste your time.

    • @alecdickens1042
      @alecdickens1042 2 роки тому +2

      @linguini boi
      You have little to know punctuation, so there's no way to tell where a sentence starts and stops. It shows a lack of care for your message.
      You've repeated yourself, showing there's no substance to your rambling. If you cared about what you're saying you'd have given it more thought and built upon your statement. Furthermore, you're not bringing forth any evidence either.
      You're assuming I'm aiming this at some political group, but I couldn't possibly care less about differentiating one group of people from another, everyone stands on their own convictions. It's asinine to blanket people under a vaguely defined umbrella term and judge them on preconceptions of the term.
      Finally, I'll have you know that I, and a close friend of mine, are *in* the low risk group for the disease but we were still debilitated for weeks after contracting it. I was so short of breath I couldn't make it 10 feet off the couch and he had to have someone help him get across the house. I'm going to assume you want photographs and video evidence of me collapsing on the way to the kitchen? Proof that I hadnt eaten for days or that everything tasted like salt?
      Facts are that I can articulate my responses and that this sickness can take anyone out if they're not careful. Fact is that you assume I'm trying to scare people. Heaven forbid, somebody listens and avoids contracting the plague. I know, I must be a monster in your eyes to want to prevent someone from asphyxiating at the ripe old age of 24.
      How about another round?

    • @alecdickens1042
      @alecdickens1042 2 роки тому +8

      @linguini boi
      See? You just wanted to argue. Sadly, I can't fix ignorance.

  • @daddybgoode
    @daddybgoode 3 роки тому +6842

    “And this one said 2021.”
    Me: we’re here, we’re finally here!

    • @another_loser6976
      @another_loser6976 3 роки тому +221

      I have longer if you want

    • @DavidJames-mr6rd
      @DavidJames-mr6rd 3 роки тому +67

      He did say 2021 but not when in 2021

    • @MatsuJ.
      @MatsuJ. 3 роки тому +39

      @@DavidJames-mr6rd at this rate its like 31.12.2021

    • @benpye6854
      @benpye6854 3 роки тому +18

      Maybe 2022...

    • @CAT-fy3lk
      @CAT-fy3lk 3 роки тому +21

      I mean this one says 2023 soooo

  • @tyroland06
    @tyroland06 4 роки тому +13558

    Honestly, the animation style just looked like one big Google Doodle.

    • @Rodanhm
      @Rodanhm 4 роки тому +407

      I think that's what they were going for!

    • @Prism3213
      @Prism3213 4 роки тому +72

      You do have a point.

    • @liam56238
      @liam56238 4 роки тому +19

      good spot!

    • @Gwapo
      @Gwapo 4 роки тому +27

      You actually have a *.*

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 4 роки тому +22

      @@Prism3213 exclamation point but for quiet?

  • @LivingGuy484
    @LivingGuy484 4 роки тому +1952

    Everyone: *existential crisis*
    CollegeHumor: We can help you with that

    • @donray9573
      @donray9573 4 роки тому +12

      For introverts it's just business as usual.

    • @WOLLEY104
      @WOLLEY104 4 роки тому

      Ok

    • @dirtydonuts6743
      @dirtydonuts6743 4 роки тому

      How does quarantine cause an existential crisis?

    • @Evan99997
      @Evan99997 4 роки тому

      600th like

    • @antonn.mp4
      @antonn.mp4 4 роки тому

      @@dirtydonuts6743 because of coronavirus

  • @hedgehatchet3578
    @hedgehatchet3578 4 роки тому +14485

    You know, when Google isn’t shouting his voice is actually pretty relaxing.

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 4 роки тому +68

      Hm, you interest me, and yes I, agree lol

    • @strenesperu9956
      @strenesperu9956 4 роки тому +109

      And very funny when he screams

    • @vdvd2090
      @vdvd2090 4 роки тому +47

      Hello Giorno, want to go to Florida and stop the gay priest from reseting the universe?

    • @duif2101
      @duif2101 4 роки тому +20

      I think its hard to express big emotions in this style of animation

    • @selarom2018
      @selarom2018 4 роки тому +2

      like those documentaries

  • @henrybrown2004
    @henrybrown2004 4 роки тому +7379

    College humor: brings back if google was a guy
    The internet: *The Return Of The King!*

    • @athensk.4720
      @athensk.4720 4 роки тому +36

      Today we rejoice

    • @phantompyro6482
      @phantompyro6482 4 роки тому +25

      Long live the king!!

    • @Jackh1
      @Jackh1 4 роки тому +14

      Long LIVE THE KING!

    • @Synthmilk
      @Synthmilk 4 роки тому +10

      Long Live The King!

    • @thatdumbass8962
      @thatdumbass8962 4 роки тому +2

      I don’t know why your UA-cam picture somehow makes this even better

  • @SkylaBluejay
    @SkylaBluejay 4 роки тому +2078

    "How to feel normal" hit me like a truck
    My guy google out here supporting us tbh

    • @jesthered7966
      @jesthered7966 4 роки тому +38

      I was like oh great, I just stopped crying... and now I am laughing and crying...

    • @CCAAJB
      @CCAAJB 4 роки тому +12

      Oh, thank God I'm not there only one!

    • @benpye6854
      @benpye6854 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah... that hit home

    • @thecoolguy1233
      @thecoolguy1233 4 роки тому +3

      I’m sorry to tell you but google is basically Satan

    • @twotimesj6478
      @twotimesj6478 4 роки тому +8

      cool guy shush. Not here.

  • @Robottacked
    @Robottacked 3 роки тому +24

    2:58 YOU ARE WHAT'S WRONG WITH SOCIETY

  • @siadurans
    @siadurans 4 роки тому +4743

    "Girl: How to feel normal?"
    I don't why but that question just broke my heart

    • @charvidhiman5884
      @charvidhiman5884 4 роки тому +90

      That broke your heart 💔 my eyes got teary 😢😢😢

    • @hopepapernacky
      @hopepapernacky 4 роки тому +13

      exactly

    • @hjoehj0996
      @hjoehj0996 4 роки тому +9

      Me too

    • @VivekGangwar-lx4bn
      @VivekGangwar-lx4bn 4 роки тому +5

      visit bestgore ,you will feel lucky.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 4 роки тому +8

      People still Party.
      On the Beach and elsewhere.
      I see it on my own Building, apartments fill and empty randomly.
      If you dare to call someone out for it, you have a Situation at your hand, i tell you.
      ...
      People, at least, if you see someone doing it on UA-cam, call them out for it or report them or whatever. Just do something.

  • @IInferno
    @IInferno 4 роки тому +3872

    To think, this all started with a question:
    "Is today tomorrow in new zealand?"

    • @strenesperu9956
      @strenesperu9956 4 роки тому +19

      Idk what means

    • @shinymainespoon
      @shinymainespoon 4 роки тому +46

      That guy is efficient. I like him.

    • @timberdragon3785
      @timberdragon3785 4 роки тому +23

      It has taken me from the first if google was a guy until this verry second to understand that question holy moly.

    • @Shkumped
      @Shkumped 4 роки тому +5

      @@strenesperu9956 watch the original

    • @lordprettytyler2
      @lordprettytyler2 4 роки тому +9

      Is today tomorrow in New Zealand? - Quora. Certainly not. Today is today in New Zealand. ... It is a proven fact, though, that the further you go away from New Zealand, the more behind you get.
      That what I got.

  • @jinko17bro
    @jinko17bro 4 роки тому +2556

    Everyone: Nintendo Switch
    Google: Sorry, sold out.

    • @thepaperempire7954
      @thepaperempire7954 4 роки тому +16

      Me : 3DS w/ Super Mario 3D Land
      Google : Got more in stock than you can count.

    • @zgamer3804
      @zgamer3804 4 роки тому

      @@luc751 same

    • @liamsteadman6224
      @liamsteadman6224 4 роки тому +1

      Aha ordered mine today

    • @efu2046
      @efu2046 4 роки тому +2

      Crap, now i gotta wait again

    • @diegorobles1819
      @diegorobles1819 4 роки тому +1

      Don’t get it, its really boring. The only thing I play is smash bro’s and Zelda. Don’t listen to what anyone says it sucks

  • @AwesomeJaneUniverse
    @AwesomeJaneUniverse 4 роки тому +7944

    When the woman said "how to feel.. normal" that hit a little different

    • @Agilku117
      @Agilku117 4 роки тому +130

      I feel you bro.

    • @richielay4887
      @richielay4887 4 роки тому +245

      @@Vysair you know wanting to feel normal is not edgy in any way, it is a basic human need to feel safe and included. Its not "a weird edgy american thing" its just a phase in a lot of people lifes. Heck im from indonesia and i know tons of people who doesnt feel included and keep to themselfs and became social outcast. Look this is getting a bit of a long rant but its not a meaningless, sure its a bit emotional but were all just humans, some of us is just less comfortable in our skin.
      MAN QUARANTINE MADE ME SENSITIVE

    • @giuliacarvelli1100
      @giuliacarvelli1100 4 роки тому +144

      @@Vysair edgy? In Italy we opened lockdown last Monday, after 72 days stuck home. 72 days of no human interaction, of not speaking to neighbors, not arguing in traffic, not drinking coffee with colleagues while on break, no birthdays, no funerals, no weddings, no parties. 72 days stuck HOME, with only Netflix, work and pizza.
      The video is not edgy.
      You are superficial.

    • @kurrs177
      @kurrs177 4 роки тому +24

      Hit close at home

    • @SubscriberBefore-zo8nj
      @SubscriberBefore-zo8nj 4 роки тому +6

      Same