What To Do If Your Parachute Fails
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- Опубліковано 15 жов 2017
- So you're skydiving at 12,500 feet, and after pulling your parachute cord, a whole bunch of nothing happens. You did a quick Google search in the air cause you've got that mad LTE coverage, and you need a quick (like, REAL quick) tutorial on what to do next. You've come to the right place.
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stargnoC
hi
ok
Noice taa
If my parachute failed me, I'd be like
*Fuck, I'm dead.*
yeah at that point i'd think of the life i lived
But how would you speak in bold?
AAK Music just well in dead
same
AAK Music I would literally be taking a few snapchats/vids of the ground slowly coming up to me, calm af. Have it on my story, bam, best death ever and everyone can watch
AustinMcConnell: “you have 74.25 seconds until you hit the ground”
30 Second Non skip-able AD: “I have you right where I wanted”
lol how in 2020 you allow ads?
Well, it is a little harder to set up youtube ad blockers on phones compared to computers, so that might be part of it.
@@venoltar UA-cam Vanced
@Samartj Khandelwal yeah, for Android. But what about iOS?
That’s why you get UA-cam premium
For those falling in the sky with a broken parachute, the solutions start at 0:24
Yeah I'd probably look for a highly liked top comment linking to the key information, like many videos tend to have
So thanks
yheaaaaaaaaaa@@SamariumHelium
@@SamariumHelium that’s why I’m here 👍🏻
Well, the first "solution" is about 24 seconds of him telling you to CALM DOWN as you're likely losing your shit.
🤣🤣🤣I so love the idea that someone whose parachute failed would first go to UA-cam
Its very comforting that the chance of you surviving a failing parachute is more that 10 times higher then the parachute failing in the first place.
I'm sorry to ruin your life. But the 0.001 chances are not for the chute to fail, but for the whole thing to happen to you. Including both, chute failing ans you surviving to it.
@@RaulGonn1huh?
@@glupik1234chute failure being more common than the odds of somebody picked at random to be in such a situation to experience the chute failure
@@Li-yt7zhno just chute failure AND surviving it. Nobody being picked at random
So you’re saying if the chute fails, you’ve done the hardest part already?
I like that reasoning, and I’m going to stick with it regardless of any contrary evidence.
Instructions Unclear: * *DIED IN THE PLANE* *
Idk why this comment doesn't have more likes
thisura D damn dems some bad dice rolls
I agree I died in plane after hamster entered hoover
In the plane? Lol
Angry Potato woosh
1:39
Audio: “You still there?”
Captions: “Yes but I became a pretzel”
Wait what
XD
*GOOD! THAT'S GOOD!*
Ryan Munyon stfu the commenter was actually grammatically correct, he fixed the caption
Ryan Munyon why do you have to have an attitude does it benefit you
My uncle had both chutes fail on him in 88, and survived a 15k ft drop. He still can’t walk right and has some minor cerebral damage, but it’s amazing to know he survived such a shocking statistic. He remains a positive and outspoken person To this day, 35 year later, and he loved this video!
is he on the wikipedia page??? genuinely curious
Liar
@@ramanchalasani2378 just cause it didnt happen to you doesnt mean it didnt happen
He is walking?
@@telleva7890 I mean, if they don't wanna divulge the info I won't get all pissy about it, that's up to them! All I can do is ask! :)
After all these years I still enjoy watching this video when anxiety strikes. Idk why, but it helps me calm down and realise to not take everything too seriously
😊
Well yeah at least you’re not the one falling with a failed parachute 😂
"get as flat as humanly possible"
that's about to happen in 74.25 seconds
lol
Best comment
@@nadiarey4196 my mom is dead
@@peanutbleach1012 dope
Lmao
'If you're confused about which direction the ground is--'
'It's where _yOur're_ heAdinG _Towards_ '
oR is iT? *Insert x - files music*
Or is it ?
-Vsauce
this video should be shown before EVERY parachuting thing ever, makes it quick, engaging, and keeps your focus
Seriously yeah
"If your chute fails, you have a 0.0007% chance of survival."
Yeah, it's probably best not to show the whole video.
Thank you, Austin McConnell for saving my brothers life today. I respect you so much because my brother watched this video the day before he went sky diving, massive respect, he is in stable condition.
wow
Did he break both his leg
Okay, if this is a joke, it's a really bad one, because there's no indication that you're joking.
i guess he simply refused to jump
Austin: *Don’t land in the water*
Minecraft player: No, I think I will.
Thats exactly what i though lmao
WATERDROP!
Well. He wont survive
MLG WATER BUCKET BRUH
!
Y u read my mind
“YOURE ABOUT TO BREAK YOUR LEGS BuT tHAts oKay” lmaoo
It's still better than dying
Gewel ✔ if you survive I imagine you’ll wanna be dead
Flex glue is gonna stick'em!!
I mean it possible you could get paralyzed
Trevor manzo the pain wouldn’t be intense, you’re in shock. you’d definitely be in pain after the fact, but a hospital can get you some pain killers and surgery for your inevitably broken bones.
As someone currently falling 12500 feet I can say this video is very informative and helpful to my situation. I can’t wait to be on the today show!!!!
@@wendellparham5545 bro it was joke…
@@wendellparham5545🤦♂️
You just saved 22M people falling out of the sky. Thank you for your service, solider
"Get as flat as humanly possible"
That's what we're trying to avoid actually
Lol
Green Tea dummy T H I C C
This comment deserves more love
Oh my gosh, these types of jokes are like puns by now xD
Laughed my ass off at that 😄
Instructions not clear. Accidentally ended up alive and unhurt.
Aditya Chatta CSA *through body cast* fucking lucky bitch
you must be in creative mode
@@minhozee8105 must be.
So how’d you do the invincible cheat code?
This video is so pointless... you can just equip an elytra and fly
props to whoever actually looked up "What to do if your parachute fails" when their parachute failed
Imagine, a person is about to do skydiving, but before he was watching UA-cam, and he got this video in his homepage. Recommended.
Lol.
He’s talking so urgently it sounds like someone currently falling is watching
that was me
i'm dead now
Ik, lol 😂
because they are
No shit that's why he made this video
Can y’all calm your tits, they’re joking
Fun fact : YES, you didn't search for this, but if you did, well, good luck.
I hope they survived-
Let's be honest if your going skydiving and you searched for this video you sir or madam are what would they call it f*****
@Inuké thank you hahahaha-
CazStriker I have always watched the show Mayday before going on a flight
gr8 comment😂
as someone who is falling to their death with a broken parachute, i see this as an absolute win
Instructions unclear, my brother had this video played last on his UA-cam history before he died of a parachute fall.
"What do I do if my parachute fails?"
Google: Focus
Bing: Die
Yahoo: •_•.... -_-
Google: You have cancer in the heart
Internet explorer won’t load until you already hit the ground
page 2 of google: perish
Who else watches the video while falling out from plane?
If your confused about where the ground is, it’s *where you’re heading towards*
Lol
@@user-wy1jr9nk7o lmaooo, hello FBI
That was my favorite part of the video😂
I automatically thought _,you don't say?_
"I started to wonder why the ground was getting bigger, then it hit me."
Sir, im falling towards my inevitable doom and you've already wasted 20 seconds
Advice like this is actually useful - in case you ever fall off a cliff etc.
I got myself stuck on a ledge about 8 feet up in a cave earlier this year
(In my defence, I was recovering from a paniciky adrenaline rush, just after falling off a pitch and being caught by my safety lines - so I'd literally just experienced falling off an actual cliff more than 10m high - so my brain was in a BAD place, and even though my friends tried to calm me down, it took me hours to fully recover my senses, so I blame that for what happened next).
I chose to attempt a tricky traverse that I'd never done before, or seen anyone do in that direction, and had only experience struggling to cross when we came into the cave hours previously.
Also the traverse line I should've been clipped into had been taken down and reused for a different sections of traverse, so there was literally no safety line???
I still do not understand why I thought it was a good idea. 😅
So I attempted to straddle the canyon and got about 2 feet before getting both wellies stuck on a tiny ledge on the right hand wall, with my left arm braced against the left wall, as the only thing keeping me up.
I couldn't go forward or backwards and was stuck in a very uncomfortable position which became painful after about a minute.
While waiting for my friends to figure out a quick rescue plan (most of them were still at the bottom of a climb, and had yet to frog up the rope I'd previously fallen from and been caught by).
I surprised myself by going into complete survival mode since my friends may not have had enough time to help me before I fell...
I REFUSED with all my willpower to fall unconscious, even though I could feel lactic acid building up in my crouched legs (a stitch) and my left hand was going tingly and numb from lack of blood flow (pins & needles) so everything hurt, and I had to use every ounce of my conscious willpower to keep my hand braced - because I knew that if I let it go slack for even a moment I would fall.
After several minutes I could feel myself beginning to drift out of consciousness (I'm assuming due to low blood pressure or poor circulation, or possible even shock from the previous fright?) and understood in that moment that there was NOTHING I could do to stop it - I had to plan for falling 8ft. (Pretty sobering thought right there!)
So while my friends organised themselves behind me (the starting ledge was way too small for that many people) I started planning how I was going to fall once I inevitably passed out!
I figured that if I blipped back into consciousness as I started to fall, I would be able to ensure I landed on my legs and rolled forward to minimise damage to head and organs.
Bizarrely, I got this information from a book about WW2 parachutists, never would've expected it to come in so useful so soon!
Luckily my friend managed to climb down and stand below me, while someone else pulled me back onto the solid ledge behind me - and we all got out of the cave without further drama and eventually I stopped feeling ill!
We agreed that night that I would've survived the fall, but been seriously injured (cave rescue down a 30ft pothole in the snow at night, sounds fun)!
I would still have liked to know whether my instinctive survival plan would've helped me survive, or just minimise damage, or if even thing would've happened too fast for me to respond...
Anyway this is why safety line are so important, also if your friend is going into schock, look the f!ck after them to ensure they don't make any stupid fatal mistakes!
dude if i was in a situation like that i would just panic HARD and just be stunned the entire way through and probably die
Wow, that was intense! Glad everything worked out in the end 🙏
“You only have about 74 seconds.”
*creates 4 minute video*
Yeah, but the steps needed to take while in the air are before the minute mark
Cody Hitchcock, what on Earth is the wooosh? No one had a joke here :p
@@moose-218an r/wooosh is where somebody makes a joke and another person doesn't get it and tries to be smart. in conclusion, what just happened.
But F A C T S
@@moose-218 shut up
"DON'T LAND IN WATER YOU WILL DIE"
Minecrafters: *confused screaming*
This is gold
Lol
DreamWasTaken: horse
Skye Games what
Ice_cream_fan_101
wow, you really don't know
thanks, you saved my life. i opened youtube on my phone and watched this while falling.
I’m falling out of an airplane and this video is going to be helpful because I definitely have five minutes to watch the video and follow instructions. Thank you
He sounds like he legitimately wants you to stay awake. He really is concerned for you
I think your mentality is the least of his concerns tbh
Im the 666th like
watching this at 3am so yeah it makes sense
You'd be dead by the time this vid is over
@Mikkebak The Anime Fan why yes it is
"Don't land in the water!"
Minecraft Pros with a water bucket:
@@blushyclaireschannel are there more of water bucket comments?
@@blushyclaireschannel nobody cares. Welcome to the internet.
@@blushyclaireschannel LMAO fuck you
@@redd2689 ciao
scfting playing Roblox in 2020, very nice
i like how this is directed to someone who is currently falling
Me: frantically trying to find video because I am falling
10 unskippable ads: allow us to introduce ourselves
*"Okay you still there?"*
Me: **dead**
*"Good, good, that's good!"*
xDDD
XDD
XD
X
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Fun fact : this video is manually demonetized so you won’t get ads when you actually need this.
Ok is this a joke or is this legit? If so, how do you know this? (Edit) hindsight is 20/20
@@mightymarlin97 lol
Lol 😂
Nah ad just played on this on my phone.
i got an ad as i read this
This is one of my fav UA-cam videos. I keep comming back here from time to time, very creative and I want to be prepared for when my parachute fails
So glad this video has saved 22 million people from falling to their deaths as of now.
I was expecting a 3 second video with: “Die”
Got u to 69 likes
1k like
@@maxgoodwin7534 Thank u 4 the beautiful number made
who were you expecting, bill wurtz?
Same
I just imagine my dead body with my phone in my hand saying “You still there?”
jeez lol
Of I could like a comment more than once, I would
Same!
fucking wheeze
The captions say "Yes but I've become a pretzel"
The list of benefits at the end really makes me want to go skydiving with a faulty parachute.
Skydiving without a parachute is a once in a lifetime experience!
Austin: don't land on water
[angry minecrafter noises]
First reply
Not Andrews no one fking cares
Third reply
Fourth reply
Fifth reply
Me: Ha, ill probably never been in this situation
My brain: Better safe than sorry
A Triggered Boi
Everyone have the same brain I guess ! 😆
Exactly
Same
A Triggered Boi Yikes
Not me Id rather embrace death 🙂
"you have 74 seconds, but make sure to watch this 4 min vid i got to make my dough"
Video: Calm down calm down calm down.
Me: *drops phone*
Rip
Ok just speed towards your phone you’ll be fine just do it like in pubg or fortnite
*FUUUUUUUUUU-*
Same bro
REEEE
Q: What is the last thing to go through your brain after your parachute fail?
A: Your legs
Eric Daniel yooooo
N O O O O H
Poor Pewdiepie, he doesn’t have legs.
Assassinbunny ...why. Just stop
Kate_firefist no sense of humor?
No one:
Me: struggling to open this video while skydiving when my parachute failed 😂
Imagine searching for this mid air and you get two unskipable ads 💀
Instructions unclear: got sucked into plane engine
Hey uhh, u ok?
Joooke
NO CAPES
@@scorpixel1866 Gosh dang it you beat me to it
No capes!
Me: nah, I dont need to watch it...
My brain: "just in case"
altough i dont think ill ever go parachuting same
Weren't you already dead professor Snape?
Yeah
There's other situations were you might fall from quite dangerous heights (not many, but some, and most of them woudln't give you more than 5 seconds to prepare for landing)
Me too pal
Had a dream today that made me come back to this video, and I was gratified that I was remembering right about landing on your feet even though it sounds ridiculous. Thanks dude if I'd fallen out of the sky in the past year you could've saved my life
As I lay here completely paralyzed hearing you talking about my book and movie deal, I feel an overwhelming sense of relief
Dude actually stressed me out by repeating "calm down" when I was perfectly relaxed and waiting for instant death to smash me
You’re saying this as if you actually watched this video while falling... you didn’t, did you?
@@ethanhunter8763 no, but I would have loved to watch what is pictured as me to die
@@ethanhunter8763 wait you didn't google this while falling because you forgot to pack your parachute?
420th like 😱😳😀🥶
The devils in the details...
Title: "What To Do If Your Parachute Fails"
Me: "Die, Duh"
Underrated
Taking my chances...
Wrong
Wow this comment is doing way better than I expected
Exacly
thanks for this tutorial... i just fell and broke my legs but i survived because of you... thanks
Imagine the skydiver dies and this video is still playing.
"CONGRATUALTIONS,YOU SURVIVED!"
“Whatever you do, DONT LAND ON WATER!”
Steve: Hold my bucket
this comment is the fucking definition of "reddit moment"
「Za Verso」 can’t say I disagree with that notion
Lowkey Audacity you’ll break your legs in water
@@Puppycodedseth I-
@@buckyisdizzy Yeah, if you fall in a water from that high, it'll crush you. Also, according to science, when Moana jumped into the realm of monsters, in the water, she shouldn't have survived that
If your parachute fails, you have the rest of your life to figure it out.
Genius 😂
Aw maaaaan
kpun48 that’s accurate
Uh, well um... your not rong
Am I retarded
Thank you man. I fell from a couch and remembered this video and survived
if a skydiver were actually watching this with a failed parachute and died on impact, two and a half minutes of this video would just be talking to a dead person
“You’ve only got about 74 seconds”
*this video is 4 minutes...*
Rest in failed parachutes my dude
Yeah but most of the video is once u get on the ground to stay conscious
the first 1:38 is telling you what to do then the rest of the video is just trying to keep u awake
Please shut up. Woosh isn’t funny.
@@mtinfinity7845 This isnt reddit you have no reason to "explain"
Hey, thanks for the video! I recently fell and my parachute didn't come out! But I had my phone handy, so I quickly and calmly began to look for the right video. Fortunately, I was falling over a mattress factory. The landing was soft. However, along with the broken roof, I had some let's say bruises, yes. But I'm fine, I recommend it to everyone else who is or will be in this situation! The preview of the video, by the way, successfully described my reaction at the moment when my parachute did not open.
I’m not sure whether to be disappointed, impressed, or just flabbergasted.
''u will break your legs"
"BUT THATS OKAY!"
Im not going to parachute.
welp but you will survive at least... or dont?
1000th like
You mean- go skydiving or something..
My legs hurt
That would be a 0.0007 percent chance that would happen
“Oh no! My parachute failed! What should I do!?”
*pulls out phone to watch video*
Act like you jumped of a build in some assassin's game and do the leap of faith
i mean what other choice do you have
@@silverbloodborne9495 WHERES MY HAY STACK EZIO I NEED IT
*dies anyway*
But you don’t have time to watch this whole video you only have 74.25 seconds!
Ngl, five years ago I thought this knowledge would be a lot more impactful in my life
“Oh no im falling without a parachute” the 2 minute unskippable add in question.
Imagine while falling, U searched for this and then an ad plays....
Job Ketting 10e Engstrandskolen that’s 10 minutes plus buffering.
Rip whoever that happened too
"So it's your friend's birthday and you're searching for the perfect gift -- amazon's got you covered!"
@@TheMoCloud "Why are you watching videos when you _could_ be playing League of Legends? It's free! None of that pay to win garbage. Sorry rich guy, go buy an island and afford things. I'm trying to play League over here..."
Agent Lurmey Lmao who's writing these advertisements 😝 such trash! SMH
The dislikes are from people who were angry that they didn’t survive the fall.
Wait
a
Wait
Wait
If they didn't survive the fall how did they dislike.... I swear people who like this comment are dumb
i am currently falling right now and this *four minute video* will really help.
just rewatched this after it legitimately saved my life
thank you
"You're about to break your legs"
People with no legs: It was a good life.
Well on the bright side, if you have no legs, you are physically incapable of jumping out of an airplane.
Giorno what’s your dream?
@@captainpotatochips1367 come on now let the man live his dream and help him off the plane with a friendly push :D
@@vhonhernandez7681 (then his parachute breaks) lol
You wiggle out
They way he's talking makes it sound like this was specifically made for a skydiver to just pull out their phone and watch
If you're falling put the video in 2X and maybe you will make it to the part you are needing
So fucking true 😂
no shit, thats the point
You is assjack
@@francoquispe656 IMAGINE IF YOUR JUMPING OVER AN OCEAN AND CANT FIND SNOW SWAMP OR TREES
I was in the middle of trying to find a video while free falling and I got two unskippible ads in a row and now I'm dead lying on the floor as bears eat my dead corpse, thank you UA-cam.
Fun fact: You don't need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
"I'll never go jumping out of a plane..."
My brain: Better safe than sorry.
|\_|\__|\______|\______________________
Better safe than sorry....better safe than sorry.....
I can't even afford to buy a airplane ticket while having a 3 year old clerk job in the biggest bank in the world (In terms of no. of branches). Perks of living in a "Poor Developing Country".
I have an excuse to never go parichsuting I’m scared of heights
@@heybroski2853 me too
"You still there?"
Me: *dead*
"Ok, ok good, that's good"
sad
Sad parachute noise
Lol
Thinking the same thing, props to you
Imagine being one of the medics that went to save the guy, and when you see their dead body lying on the floor you can hear the voice of some dude talking about Al Roker coming out of their headphones.
Definitely was not expecting this to be a legit guide. Am not disappointed.
Hi, falling from about 5,743ft rn, this might not save me but gave me some relief, thanks! Aiming for the trees!
This guy didn’t even breath
@@krisibgpro1034 You heard about jokes?
KrisiBGPrO 10 r/woooosh
@KrisiBGPrO 10 All I said was r/woooosh. Lol.
TM Thief lol kris is jealous that he dosen’t get the joke and embarrassed that he got “r/woosh”
Stuneixx Ik. He sounds so mad 😂
What to do when your parachute fails:
18 million people: *As if I'd ever parachute, but okay*
Skydive? Lol. Ima go parachute
u mean skydive
@@shadered6955 what are u talkin bout
Including you xd
Just in case
Every time this is recommended to me I HAVE to watch it.
Thanks, the 2 unskippable 30 second ads also really helped me understand on a higher level of intellect
My parachute: fails
Me: pulls out phone to find out what to do
"off line. Try again later."
@@johntao6822 "shieeeeeeet"
Everyone download this video so you can actually use thisq
John Tao hey mom, yeah it's me again, I don't think I'll be coming home today
30 secs later :
You knowing that u will die: starts playing coffin dance
Video: “Calm down, calm down, cALM DOWN”
Me, who will most likely never be in anything close to this situation: * p a n i c s *
Shit 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 Bro for some reason when he said that I was gonna break my legs my heart started racing
*f a k*
PANIK
I think this is my most recommended video ever on UA-cam. I swear it’s been showing up every couple months for YEARS. Still enjoy it though!
The temptation of greed at the end just cured my phobia. Good job, guy!
My grandparents explaining how they got to school:
Lmao underrated
“Back in my day we would walk naked in the winter at least five miles just to get to school you should be thankful for what you have”
@@captainrex5948 your username says it all
@@lighttyt8097 Destroyed killstreak unlocked
@@lighttyt8097 lmao yeah that was the point of the name
He really talking like we just looked this up as we were falling.
You mean you didn't?! how else was i going to learn how to survive?
@@sugoistalin7809
Watch it before hand. I've never been sky diving in my life but now I have this information handy.
@@godbear2930 bud, pal, fella, i was joking.
h e l p
Lol, this man talking like he doesn't know the only reason 15 million people watched this is because they were falling from 12,500 ft.
I'm not falling out of the sky with a failed parachute right now, but I'm going to bookmark this just in case.
Parachute: Fails
Me: *CHUTE*
Here's a fun thought: If the 17 million people who watched this video all went skydiving, odds are this would happen to 119 people with all 119 dying.
Oh jeez-
Thanks, I hate it.
r/theydidthemath
technacally 1.19 people survived (dont ask the 0.19 people they were a litle bit „special“)
I love math
*Realises both parachutes failed
*Hmmm...
*Clicks on this vid
*Ad starts playing
RIP in advance
No please no PLEASE I HAVE 72 SECOUND AND THREE SECOUND ARE WASTED
fortnite is better idipot
@@KeysAndDoorss what the fuck are you talking about (btw fortnite is trash)
Are you dead now
thanks, this saved my life from falling to death, if i didn’t have this video on i would be dead probably
The motivational speech at the end lowkey makes me wanna attempt this
I've never done skydiving or anything even close but this video has enraptured me like no other before its almost mesmerising.