@@APPEALtoFEAR SS , Hulk Hogan , Burt Ward , Langella.....all pompous and/or liars. Frank is a legit actor though. Great name for a tag team : The Liars
Steven Segal used to be the kid who would tell you that he had a brand new Mustang but you could never see it because it was always at his uncle's house 10 states away
he should reinvent himself. with that hair and all his fat he should look into becoming a Sumo wrestler. it's a form of fighting 💪 I think he'd be perfect for it.
Funny to hear how much he calls everyone a pathological liar. It stands to argue that he is quite aware of what a pathological liar is, therefor solidifying he has a complete lack of self awareness
My exhusband was one. They can't stop themselves and will even tell lies that don't benefit them. ..they're wired wrong in their heads. I used to say if you asked him what time it was, he'd lie about it ! My ex was also a pothead so his short term memory was ruined, he'd forget what lies he already told and contradict them with ridiculous fresh lies. Even when, or if, they tell the truth you can't ever believe them
No it is 100% called projection. Something narcissists are exceptionally good at. They know themselves and their own flaws and evils - so they are very good at articulating it onto people it doesn't apply to.
6:04 Steven says that he has met Bruce Lee. This is a lie. Steven was born 1952, and Bruce died in 1973. This means Steven had to be at oldest 21 when he met Bruce. Steven starred in his first movie in 1988, when he was 36. There's no chance a random person like Steven somehow got invited to Lee's house before his acting career. Unless of course, Steven is a time traveler. I’m sure we’re not far off from him confessing that claim.
How do you people are 100 % sure that he didn't ????? It could really happened. Is something like this completely impossible ??? I guess - you guys - your hate of steven just blinds you .
@Johnny Eyeball isn’t aikido a “fake” martial art though? Like it isn’t effective in a real life scenario (cause the opponent is helping the other guy throw him).
Holy Shit I just realized Segal started out Fake Italian, transformed into an elderly Japanese man, then transitioned to a middle aged Black guy from New Orleans.
The comparison between Seagal and WWE doesn't work very well because the latter is still very physically intensive with very real and serious risk of injuries. Their matches are scripted sure but they still take massive bumps and impacts during that process full of dangerous stunts and moves. Seagal is just full of crap and unlike WWE, he lies about being legit.
@@piccoloatburgerking very true A good friend of mine was on the wwe roster when it was still wwf And he trained out of lou albanos school in orange Connecticut and the training and actual matches are grueling physically He'd come over my house when he was in town and he'd be all beat up Seagal is just a phony fraud
@Wales Eakes when he wrestled in the wwf when it was still wwf in the late 80s and into the 90s he used his real name mark Thomas. He was mostly a fall guy who would take beatings from the star wrestlers but he wrestled everyone and was on the TV show every week. He was also a competition bodybuilder like myself . Later on he joined another federation and became the condor and I think he actually held the tag team title with another guy There's a bunch of old videos if you look him up
He basically decided a very long time ago that he wanted to be real life version of an action movie hero but instead of actually doing anything heroic or impressive, he just figured it’s way easier to lie about a bunch of shit and pretend to be something you aren’t.
I understand your point but is he responsible for having people that like him? Or we are? The dumb fucks that loves the kardashians, glorifies serial killer, elected trump and trudeau, fascinated by people who play video games, cheering for beautiful girl who earns her living out of trying clothes on youtube. We act like that idiot religious asshole chuck norris is the supreme badass. I could go on forever. I think you can understand my point. We as a majority are fuckin sub trash. Steven seagall never been special. We just always been so so fuckin stupid.
I hope Steven Seagal won't see this or you're going to be "Half Past Dead" as Steven is "Out For Justice" or maybe even "Out For A Kill". You have to keep in mind that Steven is "A Dangerous Man" and you're treading "On Deadly Ground". You might already be "Marked For Death". ...ok, I'll stop.
Dont forget he’s a man that has a strict “Code of Honor” so it would be ill advised to cross paths with him. Also sir you deserve a medal for this, i laughed so hard reading your comment. 🏅 🥇
Well then, he should have just shut up and be an actor, he brought this all on himself It would be as if Al Pacino went around talking about how he really sold cocaine and was schooled by Pablo Escobar
@@619Slipk But if you notice, the best actors are relatively humble. I referenced Al Pacino in one comment, he played two of the most iconic gangsters in movie history but doesn't run around acting like some badass drug dealer or mafia boss LOL
He is an actor, not a real guy He maybe did some dangerous stuff I once did some crazy stuff Real dangerous stuff Eat a double QP and large fries I got high blood pressure Had a Carmel sundae too
ironically, you are better prepared for actual violence than many martial artists (myself included), should you face multiple opponents, or some with bladed weapons.
@@theVulcanGuy The definition of irony is "a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often wryly amusing as a result." Someone with a gun being better equipped than someone who can hit hard would fall under the category of "exactly as expected" in my opinion.
I had a friend who said he had every single Transformers toy ever made. But they were always at a relatives house or something. Steven Seagull is that guy...
😂😂. I know a few people like that. Dude you made me laugh cuz I know people like that. How about the people that say they can get you whatever you want or get you hooked up with someone but when that time comes they always have an excuse.
LMAO!! Boy does that bring back memories of elementary school in the late 70s to early 80s. There was a kid who said that he had all the transformer figurines, but they were made out of wood, with working parts. Reason being is, his G-Pa made them all for him. I kept asking him the entire school year to bring at least one so I could look at it. He never did.
Steven Seagal was born in Lansing, Michigan. A 7th-dan black belt in aikido, he began his adult life as a martial arts instructor in Japan, becoming the first foreigner to operate an aikido dojo in the country. He later moved to Los Angeles, California, where he had the same profession. Aikido is NOT banned in the UFC. However some the Osae Waza of Aikido (nikyo and Sankyo) are not allowed in UFC because of the small joint injury it can cause. You won't see Aikido in UFC because the concept of the UFC goes against what Aikido stands for. ... That will essentially nullify a majority of Aikido techniques.
Know who does? Doughy-ass wheezy poncy putzy plumpty dumpty fuckhead... duck... tub of lard... Seriously, I'm pretty sure my pasty labcoat-wearing computer neuroscience thingymajiggy sister who's never punched or stabbed anything in her life and works in a lab could easily beat the shit out of him.
Remember the time Steven Seagal asked Gene Labell to “try to choke him out,” Gene, the greatest grappler in the history of grappling, said sure..... crushed him, Stevie pooped....
I have a Segal story, 100% true. Steve Segal invented and wore the first clip on ponytail. Legend says he still wears it on occasion when he wants to feel young again.
In Black Belt magazine years ago they had some actual martial artists who called him out for how he treated stunt men in his fights. Gene was one of them, but there were several other names.
@@lesterforney6200 my dad worked for the forestry department and got called to clear a tree that fell across a highway. While cutting it his coworker told him to come over because he saw seagal and my dad loved him. My dad walks up to a limo and taps on the glass and the window rolls down and my dad starts his speech about how he's a huge fan and is so excited to meet him and whatever else he would say....seagal cut him off mid sentence and just said get the fuck away from the limo and rolled up the limo. I dont know why but my dad still loves the guy
"If you don't believe me, and I'm positive you don't" is such a typical thing for a *bad* liar to say. He knows he's full of shit, so he gets defensive about it. A good liar laughs it off. He shouldn't even have tried to paint Gene as a liar or call him a "demented child". A good liar would have laughed and shrugged and said something like "Yeah I've heard about that story floating around... it's a pretty funny story, but I think he must be confusing me for someone else on that exhibition." If you want to present the truth as ludicrous you have to act like it is. Getting defensive just makes it obvious that it's struck a nerve.
@Mr. Fuck Hughson of 123 Eat Shit Lane 1 English. 2 Spacing 3 no caps without those 3 it reads MAMDKDKDKDMMDLALALA from a shouting fuckwit who lives on eat shit lane. o dat beez u i gess i'm sorry
That is totally so not true. Seagal knew people who worked within the C.I.A. but he never did any secret missions nor was hired by them. He likes to fabricate the details of his life to give himself credibility in both the Martial arts communtity and Hollywood.
Rutten’s comment at the end is so true. I grew up doing karate and boxing. Competed in small karate tournaments and all. Thought I was doing well, but the first time as an adult in a boxing ring, not even talking about the guy trying to pummel me into the ground but even just the adrenaline dump you get and how drained you get under that pressure, man it’s an entirely different can of worms. I remember after the fight trying to find open wounds in my mouth because I was tasting blood and one of my training partners told me, no dude, it’s your lungs. Now people think, under that type of pressure you’re going to react the same way you train when you don’t even know what pressure is?
Yeah boxing/fighting is one of the most demanding sports we have. Just the sheer stamina and endurance you need to not only be able to attack your opponent, but to defend against them at the same time is insanity.
Maybe he was overcome with emotion because his brother Bruce has passed on and he really misses the way Bruce would called him sensei in his adorable Chinese accent. You know Steven Segal was the original Dragon? How do you think Bruce got the idea?
He is much older and heavier than he used to be. When he was younger he ran fast. Father time caught up to him and will you too. He was a real uniformed cop in real life in New Orleans for more than 20 years. Not joking and have seen him take down suspects like he does in the movies and they were not actors.
John Leguizamo is a very underrated comedian I used to watch a show I seen a majority of his movies he should get more parts and really be acknowledged for his talent
JCVD actually knew how to fight a bit, he was fit and jacked. Seagal did haikido, the absolute most useless "martial art". Van damme would wipe the floor with him.
Stallone was a mutual friend of both and says JCVD would have won at the party he hosted where Seagal walked away. Cowardice or being the bigger person? Take your pick.
His Japanese is fluent. From the interview I saw of him in Japanese, I can tell he was around Osaka because he speaks Kansai dialect and slang. Of course, he hasn't lived in Japan for a long time so his American accents slipped from time to time, but I would rate his Japanese a solid 8/10.
@@aspiknf when he lies and says the master he learned from was dead prior to him going to Japan yeah he's a joke. When he invents not only training CIA agents but doing "Jobs" for the CIA yeah he's a joke. When he talks shit to a martial arts master about being able to break a choke hold then once in the hold proceeds to not only pass out but to shit himself. Yeah hes a joke. When he runs like a freaking girl yeah he's a joke. When he is the only "martial arts master" to get morbidly obese yeah hes a joke. When he lies and says he trained UFC champions and they call him "mastse" but doesn't know those champions actual trainers. Aikido as pointed out is the least effective form of martial arts. Its designed to disarm a person of their sword. The guy is a fat pathological liar.
I'm definitely one of those guys that have dreamed about being the night and hero for a lady in need. for me you can probably chalk it up to watching too much anime XD
I met him once at a convention and what I saw was exactly what I expected but he was much more out of shape than I thought he's also wearing a Kung Fu jacket I don't think he even studied kung fu also he got winded when he answered my questions
@@serpent645 the joke centres around the intensity with which Lewis takes on his role (staying in a wheelchair all the time for My Left Foot, for example).
Daniel Day-Lewis is absolutely the finest, most talented, actor living today! His getting in character, and staying in character during portrayals, are probably the biggest reasons for his success?
@@alexgatsulao995 - Hallo Alex Gatsulao, is he jewish ? - I think he's a italian - bat haw can I know, maybe he dont know himself what he is after jears of laying - 😂 Narcs have allways a fals persona and a made up life story - 😅
@@katarinatibai8396 lol At least half Jew. That's how he got into Hollywood. The other 20 ethnicities are made up and change. I used to work for him. He's an asshole. Lives in Weed, California.
I once saw Steven beat up five ninjas in an alley way in NYC. I was like holy shit man its halloween, they are children. His response was, "They said trick or treat.." and then he took their candy.
@Dante W. Silva Pepitone We have ak47 you have crappy chiken nugget made m16s hahaha ! There there little piggy oink oink oink piggy, the mcdonalds right there
@@konstantinkoltsov7227 Take a look around Moscow. There are 650 mcdonalds locations in Russia. oink oink, welcome to the world market, you give us money for our burgers and we give you money for your ватрушка
This guy needs to get an oscar for staying in character for years
Which one though?
Italian Steven, Irish Steven or pherhaps black Steven?
@Schwartzernigga 🤣🤣🤣
Hes a russian spy
Little known fact; Steven Seagal trained in comedy under the tutelage of Andy Kaufman.
@@APPEALtoFEAR SS , Hulk Hogan , Burt Ward , Langella.....all pompous and/or liars. Frank is a legit actor though. Great name for a tag team : The Liars
If you think he’s fake, you’ve never seen him attack a bucket of chicken.
Billy Badass. I always lose in a battle with chicken buckets.
Lol
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Hey show seagal some respect before he makes you watch every film he made after 2000😀😀😀😁😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😏
Saadiq Bey I actually love watching those pieces of shit. His “Lawman” show is the best. He talks with a black accent and has super powers!
Steven Segal used to be the kid who would tell you that he had a brand new Mustang but you could never see it because it was always at his uncle's house 10 states away
Lol that's funny as fuck lol I used to know kids like that
😂😂😂
You mean he has a person that will admit to being his uncle?
@@justafanintexas7913 nope probably lied about having one in the 1st place
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I changed my Facebook password to Steven Seagal once and Facebook rejected it because it was too weak.
Ohh snap that’s good😂😂😂👌👌
Hahahahaaaaaaaaaa..... laughing my lungs out kkkkkkkk
😂🤣😅😅😅
try chuck norris :D
@@daxbertumen8090 it was toooooo strong, facebook crashed.
Steven Seagal is that kid with a girlfriend in another school
Damn hahaha 😂
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😆😆😆
Actually, she's in the Niagara Falls area. :)
Lmao
Steven Segal knows Judo, Hupkido, karate and several other dangerous words
that is funny
lol............
Nice one bruh
That jokes been around longer than Segal
Someone had to ruin it
Steven Seagal goes into deep meditation each day until the pizza delivery guy rings his doorbell.
😂😂
Haha.. your comment is gold!
Or when they deliver His 10 buckets of KFC
gigachad Steven can often be spotted watching UFC eating KFC
@@travismoore8337 lol give the poor guy a break
According to Seagal he talk Anderson silva every thing he know and Anderson calls him master lol 😆
Steven is that kid on the playground who would say “I can do that but I don’t want to.”
Lmao
Steven the type of dude to wake his family up and tell them he's going to sleep
@@coolbreezeGP Nah that’s Tony Ferguson who does that 😂
"I'm not even trying"
HaHa!
Steven is a real fighter. He was fighting the truth his whole life
Lmaoo
he should reinvent himself. with that hair and all his fat he should look into becoming a Sumo wrestler. it's a form of fighting 💪 I think he'd be perfect for it.
Guys I’ve seen Steven Seagal in action he’s totally legit. Cleaned out an entire buffet in under a minute.
Hahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
Funny!!
Robert Elliott hahahahaha
Hahaha
no man, he just trained so hard his frontkick that his abs got gigantic
Funny to hear how much he calls everyone a pathological liar. It stands to argue that he is quite aware of what a pathological liar is, therefor solidifying he has a complete lack of self awareness
My exhusband was one. They can't stop themselves and will even tell lies that don't benefit them. ..they're wired wrong in their heads. I used to say if you asked him what time it was, he'd lie about it ! My ex was also a pothead so his short term memory was ruined, he'd forget what lies he already told and contradict them with ridiculous fresh lies. Even when, or if, they tell the truth you can't ever believe them
Prime example of the psychological concept of "projection".
No it is 100% called projection. Something narcissists are exceptionally good at. They know themselves and their own flaws and evils - so they are very good at articulating it onto people it doesn't apply to.
@@gsimon123 I agree with what you’re trying to say but I really feel like that’s giving him too much credit lol
@@thrillcollectors he's not even smart enough to project lol
6:04 Steven says that he has met Bruce Lee. This is a lie.
Steven was born 1952, and Bruce died in 1973. This means Steven had to be at oldest 21 when he met Bruce. Steven starred in his first movie in 1988, when he was 36. There's no chance a random person like Steven somehow got invited to Lee's house before his acting career. Unless of course, Steven is a time traveler. I’m sure we’re not far off from him confessing that claim.
Yeah, he says he met Brandon when he was a toddler. He's full of shit.
Bruce probably ordered a pizza...
How do you people are 100 % sure that he didn't ?????
It could really happened.
Is something like this completely impossible ???
I guess - you guys - your hate of steven just blinds you .
@@vossburton3437 he even said brandon and Seagal's son are the same age lol
@Johnny Eyeball isn’t aikido a “fake” martial art though? Like it isn’t effective in a real life scenario (cause the opponent is helping the other guy throw him).
Steven Seagal has several black belts one from Kmart, one from Target, and Walmart.
Kkkkkkk
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You forgot his 8th Dan black belt from KFC
All of them in XXXL size.
He's an actor that won't get out of character
No he’s a wannabe actor that can’t play anyone else than himself
Got to admire his Seagal's commitment to the character. I think his dying words will be "and.....scene"
He's a character that wont get out of acting.
@@TheArabConservative Nailed it
Ffs ge came into our class talking about his happy glasses after being introduced by Emanuel Lewis
Holy Shit I just realized Segal started out Fake Italian, transformed into an elderly Japanese man, then transitioned to a middle aged Black guy from New Orleans.
😂😂😂, I can't breathe, my stomach hurts, leave Steven Segal alone, sir, if he wants to be an old Jamaican Grandmother next, that's his business.....
He's also fake part Native American.
In the end he has made himself a nice living...
Holy shit 😭
Lol
Seagal, like WWE, was amazing when I was a child. Choreographed to the hilt. At least the WWE performers care what they look like.
And they let it clear it's fake
The comparison between Seagal and WWE doesn't work very well because the latter is still very physically intensive with very real and serious risk of injuries. Their matches are scripted sure but they still take massive bumps and impacts during that process full of dangerous stunts and moves. Seagal is just full of crap and unlike WWE, he lies about being legit.
@@piccoloatburgerking very true
A good friend of mine was on the wwe roster when it was still wwf
And he trained out of lou albanos school in orange Connecticut and the training and actual matches are grueling physically
He'd come over my house when he was in town and he'd be all beat up
Seagal is just a phony fraud
@Wales Eakes when he wrestled in the wwf when it was still wwf in the late 80s and into the 90s he used his real name mark Thomas. He was mostly a fall guy who would take beatings from the star wrestlers but he wrestled everyone and was on the TV show every week. He was also a competition bodybuilder like myself . Later on he joined another federation and became the condor and I think he actually held the tag team title with another guy
There's a bunch of old videos if you look him up
Yeah, but in WWE you don't require a stunt double to perform a fight scene.
He basically decided a very long time ago that he wanted to be real life version of an action movie hero but instead of actually doing anything heroic or impressive, he just figured it’s way easier to lie about a bunch of shit and pretend to be something you aren’t.
like jethro bodine a double knot spy & frogman/ brain surgeon
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
"He is of ItaIian descent and he's half Jewish and half Irish "
WTF?
You get irish jews and italian jews.
When two different sperms from different males fertilize an egg of one woman at the same time...
That's how our aikido pervert was born.
@anonymous there was no ice bridge
@anonymous I'm a little old to be a millennia. I've been a historian for 40 years now, there was no ice bridge.
@anonymous there's also no actual proof we did migrate.
Steven Segal AKA *Master In Bullshido*
lol....
Dude you stole that from someone under the comments
@@soundwave9036 dude, I stole that from someone about *10 years ago in comments*
Still stealing tho
@@soundwave9036Nope... I'm simply communicating it, not trademarking it and trying to make money. Are you a Hillary Clinton supporter by chance?
He is a legend in his own mind. ... wait for it , seagal's next movie " Enter the Buffet" will be out at a cinema near you.
More like a 99 cent bin near you
Steven Segal is the kid who claimed he owned the PS9..
And grand theft auto 6
He's very good friends with Gabe Newell and got a special look at Half Life 3.
Probably tape a PS5 and PS4 together and call it a PS9.
When he said he did special favors for CIA and train them
He meant it in a sexual way
He took them to the bank....the sperm bank
Yeap how to take it all in with out making faces !! :)
That's explains a lot.....
Wasn't Seagal the one that said he'd been kidnapped by a UFO and they did sexual experiments on him?...
@@raymondfrye5017 lool
Steven Seagal's career went straight to DVD
deadlyNytshayd and those DVDs went straight into the bargain bin
Jacob Revell @$2.99 a pop
He was not recruited in the expendables movies
DeadlyVenomKing of course not because knows he might get put on blast..
No Fucken idiot, straight to VHS
"if you think I'm lying about it, go ask my friend whom will also lie about it."-Steven McNuggets
I give Steven seigal props. He made millions off this bs. Now that's acting
Bullshido lol
@Dylan Thomas you just described most actors..........And most politicians for that matter.
He isnt the only only frank dux and I can name 4 others that dod the same
I understand your point but is he responsible for having people that like him? Or we are? The dumb fucks that loves the kardashians, glorifies serial killer, elected trump and trudeau, fascinated by people who play video games, cheering for beautiful girl who earns her living out of trying clothes on youtube. We act like that idiot religious asshole chuck norris is the supreme badass. I could go on forever. I think you can understand my point. We as a majority are fuckin sub trash. Steven seagall never been special. We just always been so so fuckin stupid.
@@axelpalacios9232 Well maybe some misinformed people who likes him can see why we hate his guts and join the party!!!
Seagal is like the polar opposite of Keanu Reeves.
I'd bet John Wick would smash through his aikido and give him a 44 caliber facial.
For the Matrix, they really did learn kumg fu.
@@stickybuns8626 sounds like mommy dropped somebody on their head when they were a baby.
@@mannysabir1339 keanu reaves has studied martial arts for nearly his whole life
Keanu reeves is also a weapons operator with all the gun training he did for the wick movies
I hope Steven Seagal won't see this or you're going to be "Half Past Dead" as Steven is "Out For Justice" or maybe even "Out For A Kill". You have to keep in mind that Steven is "A Dangerous Man" and you're treading "On Deadly Ground". You might already be "Marked For Death".
...ok, I'll stop.
Leinja and your house will be “under siege”
You missed the most obvious one!
😂😂😂😂😂
Hes got you "dead to rights"..soon to be released straight to dvd.
Hilarious
Dont forget he’s a man that has a strict “Code of Honor” so it would be ill advised to cross paths with him. Also sir you deserve a medal for this, i laughed so hard reading your comment. 🏅 🥇
"With every movie he makes, his gut gets bigger and his audience gets smaller."
omg, he is eating his audience!
He’s an actor and he’s exactly what he’s supposed to be: fake.
correct he is often in THailand with the little boys
Well then, he should have just shut up and be an actor, he brought this all on himself
It would be as if Al Pacino went around talking about how he really sold cocaine and was schooled by Pablo Escobar
I thought actors were supposed to have charisma tho, specially if they're going to be the main character in the movie.
@@619Slipk But if you notice, the best actors are relatively humble. I referenced Al Pacino in one comment, he played two of the most iconic gangsters in movie history but doesn't run around acting like some badass drug dealer or mafia boss LOL
@@playboymaxim Just said steven seagal has a butt face on 24/7. Don't know where it connects with what you're talking about but ok. Lol
Anyone can tell he’s not very athletic just by watching him run. Seriously watch him run.
Thanks for reminding me of that video😁
Jean Claude's impression of Steven running is hilarious
lol
He is an actor, not a real guy
He maybe did some dangerous stuff
I once did some crazy stuff
Real dangerous stuff
Eat a double QP and large fries
I got high blood pressure
Had a Carmel sundae too
asmodeus asteroth glad you were able to turn it around.
And yet the man was the star in some of the best cheesy movies there were. Call em what ya want but the man will always be more rich than you :D
Steven taught me everything i know about fighting That why i carry a gun
Ah yes, the deadly art of Gun-Fu! :3
The only prob was u understood a shit out of all...
LOL...
ironically, you are better prepared for actual violence than many martial artists (myself included), should you face multiple opponents, or some with bladed weapons.
@@theVulcanGuy The definition of irony is "a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often wryly amusing as a result."
Someone with a gun being better equipped than someone who can hit hard would fall under the category of "exactly as expected" in my opinion.
"If you don't believe me"
"I believe you"
"I know you do"
Steven Seagal has 2 black belts. One in Akido
The other is In Burrito.
he has 2 black belts 1 in bullshit 1 holds up his pants
he has 2 black belts put together end to end to fit around him to hold up his pants
Gym Leader Draven And only the second belt is adjustable
I thought you were gonna say : Aikido, the other..Bullshido😂
Pridé and Sórrów Shiiiit let’s add that one to the list lmao
I had a friend who said he had every single Transformers toy ever made. But they were always at a relatives house or something. Steven Seagull is that guy...
😂😂. I know a few people like that. Dude you made me laugh cuz I know people like that. How about the people that say they can get you whatever you want or get you hooked up with someone but when that time comes they always have an excuse.
I had all of the Dinobots, until a couple of juvenile delinquents stole them.
LMAO!! Boy does that bring back memories of elementary school in the late 70s to early 80s. There was a kid who said that he had all the transformer figurines, but they were made out of wood, with working parts. Reason being is, his G-Pa made them all for him. I kept asking him the entire school year to bring at least one so I could look at it. He never did.
Interviewer: Did you ever meet Bruce Lee ?
Steven Seagal: Yeah he was my....DaD
Hahahahhahaha
Lol 😆
Lmao
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Steven Seagal is so smooth he doesn't have to get undressed for sex scenes
Holy shit, that makes him the protagonist of Ride to Hell: Retribution
@@Soulraven2735 😂 This needs more traction
@@Soulraven2735 I can just hear Angry Joe screaming his head off in the background lmao.
Steven Seagal also trained Ryu and Ken.
He was the first Super Saiyan.
He mastered the way of the Jedi and saved Peach from Bowser like 15493 times.
Dont forget he was the first to wear the infinity gauntlet
Calm down nerd
@@tallcan2605 Will do, Mom
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I’m sorry, Steven, but your truth is in another castle.
The most dangerous thing about Steven is his cholesterol level
Which is over 9000.
and blood pressure
Steven Seagal was born in Lansing, Michigan. A 7th-dan black belt in aikido, he began his adult life as a martial arts instructor in Japan, becoming the first foreigner to operate an aikido dojo in the country. He later moved to Los Angeles, California, where he had the same profession. Aikido is NOT banned in the UFC. However some the Osae Waza of Aikido (nikyo and Sankyo) are not allowed in UFC because of the small joint injury it can cause. You won't see Aikido in UFC because the concept of the UFC goes against what Aikido stands for. ... That will essentially nullify a majority of Aikido techniques.
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Damn I was falling asleep but suddenly saw this comment immediately wake the fuck up me I’m dying of laughter right now
No CIA assassin openly admits he's a CIA assassin.
Know who does?
Doughy-ass wheezy poncy putzy plumpty dumpty fuckhead... duck... tub of lard...
Seriously, I'm pretty sure my pasty labcoat-wearing computer neuroscience thingymajiggy sister who's never punched or stabbed anything in her life and works in a lab could easily beat the shit out of him.
Langley, he's blown his cover (again) that ridiculous count Dracula special limited edition hair piece (also enjoyed by nicolus cage)
Only fakes like Jason "Hemingway" Blaha do
Unless they knew thats what you would think...
That's pretty funny. I never heard him say he was a CIA assassin. What I did hear was that he was asked to train CIA employees
Crapping the pants can be a great self defense technique because nobody wants to fight in a freshly used toilet.
Lmfao 😂 best comment by far, I guaranteed this went over people's head.
That's the technique move he was talking about lol
Ronda Rousey? Nope, never heard of him.
ive never heard of any of the people
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Remember the time Steven Seagal asked Gene Labell to “try to choke him out,” Gene, the greatest grappler in the history of grappling, said sure..... crushed him, Stevie pooped....
i heard labell wet his diaper
Steven Seagal made 8,000 UA-cam accounts to dislike this video.
no, that's just the weight of his stomach calculated in average pounds per human for Steven's one dislike
With the sunglasses, he looks like the world's most discount Terminator.
This is in underrated comment
Walmart version
I have a Segal story, 100% true. Steve Segal invented and wore the first clip on ponytail. Legend says he still wears it on occasion when he wants to feel young again.
Armando Willem he also walks in a bar from time to time to ask if anybody has seen richie
LMFAO
So I work as a Stuntman out here in CA. I worked on a set with his old stunt double. Man he had some not so good stories about Seagal. Total POS man.
I'm sure! I hear he's shit no matter where he is. I know his Aikido is like ballet, useless in a real fight.
Ooooooo do share the stories
You can't just drop that in and leave it - spill!
In Black Belt magazine years ago they had some actual martial artists who called him out for how he treated stunt men in his fights. Gene was one of them, but there were several other names.
@@lesterforney6200 my dad worked for the forestry department and got called to clear a tree that fell across a highway. While cutting it his coworker told him to come over because he saw seagal and my dad loved him. My dad walks up to a limo and taps on the glass and the window rolls down and my dad starts his speech about how he's a huge fan and is so excited to meet him and whatever else he would say....seagal cut him off mid sentence and just said get the fuck away from the limo and rolled up the limo. I dont know why but my dad still loves the guy
He’s actually just the most dedicated character actor in history
Yep🤣
He would be the only seven star General in the military.
@@genmockify He's actor
Hes actually just a peice of absolute worthless lying shit!!!!
That's funny 😂😂😂 Especially since the guy can't get out of himself!!!
"If you don't believe me, and I'm positive you don't" is such a typical thing for a *bad* liar to say. He knows he's full of shit, so he gets defensive about it. A good liar laughs it off. He shouldn't even have tried to paint Gene as a liar or call him a "demented child". A good liar would have laughed and shrugged and said something like "Yeah I've heard about that story floating around... it's a pretty funny story, but I think he must be confusing me for someone else on that exhibition." If you want to present the truth as ludicrous you have to act like it is. Getting defensive just makes it obvious that it's struck a nerve.
thanks, will use this advice when I cheat on my girlfriend
He actually says “I’m positive you DO”. Just saying
@@jacobpeters5458 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
his new dvd under bargain bin at walmart
He said I’m positive you DO. Which kind of makes your little rant look stupid.
he's a dude playin' a dude who's playin' another dude
Hahahaha thanks for that chuckle xD
Dude...thats heavy!
The dudes are emerging.....
SURVIVE!!!!
@Mr. Fuck Hughson of 123 Eat Shit Lane 1 English. 2 Spacing 3 no caps without those 3 it reads MAMDKDKDKDMMDLALALA from a shouting fuckwit who lives on eat shit lane. o dat beez u i gess i'm sorry
Hell yea...you made me watch the movie again... respect
The only thing dangerous about Steven Seagal is his cholesterol level
freedomofthinking LOL.
I thought it was putting the hair dye industry out of business when he dies.
That is totally so not true. Seagal knew people who worked within the C.I.A. but he never did any secret missions nor was hired by them. He likes to fabricate the details of his life to give himself credibility in both the Martial arts communtity and Hollywood.
freedomofthinking Lol.
freedomofthinking I bet he would kick your ass lol.
Rutten’s comment at the end is so true. I grew up doing karate and boxing. Competed in small karate tournaments and all. Thought I was doing well, but the first time as an adult in a boxing ring, not even talking about the guy trying to pummel me into the ground but even just the adrenaline dump you get and how drained you get under that pressure, man it’s an entirely different can of worms. I remember after the fight trying to find open wounds in my mouth because I was tasting blood and one of my training partners told me, no dude, it’s your lungs. Now people think, under that type of pressure you’re going to react the same way you train when you don’t even know what pressure is?
Yeah boxing/fighting is one of the most demanding sports we have. Just the sheer stamina and endurance you need to not only be able to attack your opponent, but to defend against them at the same time is insanity.
@@timbuckthe2nd642 wow i never thought bashing each others skull in would be demanding. damn thanks for clarifying
I heard that Steven Seagal was bitten by a King Cobra, and after five agonizing days of pain and agony....
the cobra died of diabetes.
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"I've been doing martial arts for like... 57 years."
- Steven Seagal
- Tom Segura
Sensei Seagull's put on so much weight he looks like he's eaten John Travolta
Nathan Downing
What a thought . . . Yuk lol
Silvio Manuel
Until he eats the sumo wrestler
Travolta is still trying to get out
Nathan Downing lol
@@stevencarr5635 You sure about that?
Steven once choked out a bacon double cheeseburger and back-kicked an order of onion rings.
heard the chocolate shake put him in a choke and he peed himself
LOL😂😂😂 You guys are savage
That's really disrespectful. You forgot the side of ranch dressing.
Plen122
I can't stop laughing at this comment. Holy shit
I was a flight onetime, and the flight featured a Steven Seagal movie, and people were still walking out of the movie.
Lmao
Better dead than Seagal.
He started mumbling when asked about Bruce, because he was making it up on the spot
randall davis lol maybe he was on Xanax
Maybe he was overcome with emotion because his brother Bruce has passed on and he really misses the way Bruce would called him sensei in his adorable Chinese accent.
You know Steven Segal was the original Dragon? How do you think Bruce got the idea?
THE Don Spaghetti & Ravioli it’s sarcasm.
Everyone knows Segal is a pathological liar.
@@w4shep thats rich. Nice trolling there buddy.
@@spartenskillers That's not trolling , it was obviously sarcasm.
But that still doesn't explain why he runs like a girl.
Exactly.
It would’ve been funnier seeing it in irl. He’s effin 6’5” and runs like that??
@Francis 7 hurr durr can't spell
He is much older and heavier than he used to be. When he was younger he ran fast. Father time caught up to him and will you too. He was a real uniformed cop in real life in New Orleans for more than 20 years. Not joking and have seen him take down suspects like he does in the movies and they were not actors.
@@TheIntriguingii *take down buffets
I LOVE Ariel Helwani’s subtle trolling of sensei Seagal
He was so fat in some of his movies , he had to wear a trenchcoat in the whole movie and only did side tosses . And people paid to go to them .
More like people paid for them at a Walmart bargain bin
He performs side tosses daily, not just in his movies. Every entree ordered, he tosses the vegetable side.
@@factsoveremotions6035 LOL 😆
Am I the only one who clicked on this because of the bad spelling in the thumbnail?
Lindybeige what the nice lady told me that it was spell Edd co erectkuly
Hi Lindy! Fancy meeting you here! Good old UA-cam algorithms.
I clicked because of the bare chested woman
Lindybeige
I read it as excess posing
Oh hello there Lindy
I fought seagal at an all you can eat buffet. I won and then he shat his pants. True story
Yo Dough you win the best comment award hands down thanks for the laugh
lemmy kilmister thanks dude
no problem
Dough Boy lol
shat?
Sounds like his Seagal's ego is even bigger than his belly.
Dont worry the belly is catching up.
John Leguizamo is a very underrated comedian I used to watch a show I seen a majority of his movies he should get more parts and really be acknowledged for his talent
He's alright. You should look up the skit he did as count Chocula in the shower.
In the feud between him and Jean Claud Van Damme I've always believed Van Damme would kick his block off.
JCVD actually knew how to fight a bit, he was fit and jacked. Seagal did haikido, the absolute most useless "martial art". Van damme would wipe the floor with him.
Stallone was a mutual friend of both and says JCVD would have won at the party he hosted where Seagal walked away. Cowardice or being the bigger person? Take your pick.
JCVD has legit recorded fights, you can see them for yourself.
I bet Jackie Chan could knock em both out with his hands tied behind his back.
Van? The balet dancer?
His Japanese is fluent. From the interview I saw of him in Japanese, I can tell he was around Osaka because he speaks Kansai dialect and slang. Of course, he hasn't lived in Japan for a long time so his American accents slipped from time to time, but I would rate his Japanese a solid 8/10.
yeah it was weird that the vid says he didn't see any evidence of him speaking Japanese - quick youtube search shows you
Imagine how ridiculously weird it would be if that crap he says he's an expert in was real 😂🤣
STEVEN SEAGAL'S HAIRLINE IS THE GREATEST PRETENDER ...
What hairline? He's been wearing a wig for 40 years.
His running style is the greatest pretender
@@r.edward5701 Haha!
You have won 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I saw Steven Seagal at Hometown Buffet charging for autographs.
10 dollars a word
Sounds about right
Obese lying bastard
One plate of Fried Chicken per autograph.
He is the master of "Bullshido"
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Lmfao, I'm in fucking tears over here
And still proved to us all that he is shit as fuck at that as well. Bell end 💪
If someone is half Jewish and half Irish, then how iin God's name can he be of Italian descent ?
edward lansdowne Italian Jewish maybe ?
Because the Italian chef down the street gave him a P-word pass to say he is Italian
Do not put that evil on the Irish.
@@sephikong8323 pastrami?
He ate so many itlian pizza's that he considers himself italian
He has no idea that he is a walking joke. .
nope i know guys like him they get so caught up in their lies and bullshit they actually believe it
because you are the punchline.
Him running is a bigger joke.
A 7th Dan Black Belt in Aikido who can talk fluent Japanese is a joke? okayyy
@@aspiknf when he lies and says the master he learned from was dead prior to him going to Japan yeah he's a joke. When he invents not only training CIA agents but doing "Jobs" for the CIA yeah he's a joke. When he talks shit to a martial arts master about being able to break a choke hold then once in the hold proceeds to not only pass out but to shit himself. Yeah hes a joke. When he runs like a freaking girl yeah he's a joke. When he is the only "martial arts master" to get morbidly obese yeah hes a joke. When he lies and says he trained UFC champions and they call him "mastse" but doesn't know those champions actual trainers.
Aikido as pointed out is the least effective form of martial arts. Its designed to disarm a person of their sword.
The guy is a fat pathological liar.
In a way, I pity Steven, imagine how incredibly insecure this man is
The only time he is truly dangerous is at the all you can eat buffet
LMFAO 😂😂😹
Right. I ran at the spaghetti with my right arm held straight out in front of me and he flipped me right over the entire buffet.
Fuji He eats so much that there’s nothing left
That's funny
His favourite order is two of everything, twice!
"Sexually harassed Jenny McCarthy, Ray Charles.....grand-daughter"
Geez my mind was going wild for 1.5 seconds
Yup there was a longer pause in that sentence than needed..
Ray never saw it coming.
Please describe, in detail, what ur minds eye saw in that brief moment. I know what I saw 😱😳🥵🤣😂
Yes exactly :-) pause was too long.
*Allegedly*
I find it absolutely hilarious that in most of his movies he ends up saving a woman from being beaten by a man
and everyone of those women must of been sexually harassed.
I'm definitely one of those guys that have dreamed about being the night and hero for a lady in need. for me you can probably chalk it up to watching too much anime XD
Nice English fella's.
No habla Espanol Matt
You would probably like to be that woman you little freak!
To those of you who doesn't know the concept of acting: It's the same as pretending to be somebody else than yourself.
I trained him at the CIA training camps at Golden Coral
Confirmed by Brian Williams who was there for it all.
@@dougmcguire3159 hahaha
Wait a minute!...Okay, Where's the "Golden Coral" and who is Bryan Williams?
There is a lot of ego, testosterone and posturing in martial arts. And some end up believing their own bull.
Got to love that hairline. The only thing I’ve ever liked about Seagal is when he’s portrayed by Will Sasso.
Yeah those Mad TV sketches of Sasso breaking everybody's arms never gets old...😂😂😂
Seagal got his hairline from Count Chocula.
The best
I met him once at a convention and what I saw was exactly what I expected but he was much more out of shape than I thought he's also wearing a Kung Fu jacket I don't think he even studied kung fu also he got winded when he answered my questions
Steven Seagal is the Gene Simmons of the martial arts world
saw this reverse comment on a gene simmons video haha
At least Gene doesn’t lie 😂
Gene sux
What a coincidence they are both j.....
more like vanilla ice
Steven seagull makes Daniel day Lewis look sane. He got into character and never left...
I thought Daniel Day Lewis was cool, is there something I should know?
@@serpent645 the joke centres around the intensity with which Lewis takes on his role (staying in a wheelchair all the time for My Left Foot, for example).
@@serpent645 DDL is a badass
@@Stick4569 I've always thought so too.
Daniel Day-Lewis is absolutely the finest, most talented, actor living today! His getting in character, and staying in character during portrayals, are probably the biggest reasons for his success?
I once saw Steven Seagal round house kick a powdered donut out of the package onto his plate.
**True Story**
He heard the very inspiring words "fake it 'til you make it" and took it so dearly he built his whole life around it! Astonishing, a good role model!
pretty sure he ended up forgetting the latter part though
You know there's something wrong when a man wears shoe polish for hair.
Like Steve Miller trying to cover his shiny dome
Eduardo Urena trying
lol right
he's going for that jet black Superman look
Sir Ashley the failed tim burton one
Got to admire Seagal's commitment to the character. I think his dying words will be "and.....scene"
Hey...steven is a master at bullshito and never forget it...ive seen him tackle a quarter pounder in under a 60 seconds.
Funny shit! (In his pants) Lol!!
I thought it was Liekido?? Lol
I would’ve been embarrassed to be arrested by him when he was commissioned to be a deputy in Jefferson Parish, Louisiana.
Gene Lebell was a badass back in the day..Seagal lives on fantasy mountain..
true...lebell was tough and a truly dangerous man.
Lebell was legit and he best some so called martial art expert for real. Legend Mister Lebell.
He was also a dick who thought it was funny to give his friends surprise choke outs and then dump a drink on their crotch.
Bubba D SEGAL IS LIKE TRUMP.
Bubba D Labelle is in the rynning of the greatest ever!
I also have a black belt in origami, Just like Seagal.
Lol
If you have a black belt in origami you would fold under pressure in a fight😉
Textbook narcissist. You can't find one person who has worked with him having anything good to say about him.
Apart from Silva haha
Except for his hundreads of students......fucking moron.
@@5Cdarkwing Yes, people have fallen for bullshit before. "Students". Bah.
@@kapteenikorkki2535 Yes Students. You know, when he ran the top akido academy in Japan.
I am sure they wont have much GOOD to say about any other actor or actress they have worked with....Most Hollywood specs are Arrogant as hell!!!!!!!!
I've been watching Steven Seagal movies for like 45 years.
Sure he's a compulsive lyar - all narcissist are exatly that.
Jew
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Hallo Alex Gatsulao,
is he jewish ?
- I think he's a italian - bat haw can I know, maybe he dont know himself what he is after jears of laying - 😂
Narcs have allways a fals persona and a made up life story - 😅
@@katarinatibai8396 lol At least half Jew. That's how he got into Hollywood. The other 20 ethnicities are made up and change. I used to work for him. He's an asshole. Lives in Weed, California.
Obama , yes hes a narcissist and a liar, just like ALL liberals!
@@jllrue moron
Steven seagal vs charlie zelenof would be a legendary fight..saturday night main event..let's make it happen guys..🤣🤣
@anthony bobandy i thought so too..I'll put my money on zelenof anytime anywhere🤣🤣
@@sukriehusin3020 zelenoff is the goat lol
@@penayecyrille9405 yeah..he can easily wipe out the master of faker dude..🤣🤣
Put artem lobov into it making it a triple threat match
I mean, at least Charlie actually squares up with his opponents, at first.
Actually _hating_ Seagal seems like a waste of energy.
i feelz
Brilliant. Kudos to you sir.
True
Greasy Granpapy why it takes Zero Energy hating him is automatic and it's actually fun so I disagree with you
You must be Steven because it's not nobody is hating and you have a cat on your pic and Steven is a pussy
I once saw Steven beat up five ninjas in an alley way in NYC. I was like holy shit man its halloween, they are children. His response was, "They said trick or treat.." and then he took their candy.
I saw steven seagal do a take down once. The bathroom reeked for hours...
@Dante W. Silva Pepitone We have ak47 you have crappy chiken nugget made m16s hahaha ! There there little piggy oink oink oink piggy, the mcdonalds right there
@@konstantinkoltsov7227 Take a look around Moscow. There are 650 mcdonalds locations in Russia. oink oink, welcome to the world market, you give us money for our burgers and we give you money for your ватрушка
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I. Can’t even look at him without laughing !!
Me neither! I never could since the 80’s! Never!
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Steven Seagal is soon to head up and star in an all new, multi-star action franchise - "The Expandables"
I hope not. Maybe as like a kingpin villain
Savon Lofton ...he was calling him fat
rumours has it that he's still looking for Richie on why he did Bobby Lupo