It's sad how lazy he's become to live a martial arts life and be so out of shape he's the only action star I know who doesn't workout chuck Norris is 80 still working out and stalon Arnold smh
Steven Seagal has been; -Gravy Seals : Meal Team 6 operator -Federal Burger Investigation officer -ex US Green Buffet -Kentucky Fighter Chicken trainer -Creamy Ice Agency special agent -United States McDonald Corps veteran
From the trivia page of this movie on IMDB: "Steven Seagal had two crew members to help him during the most physical scenes, like walking or getting up of a chair. Another member of the cast carried an oxygen balloon for Seagal, for him to use after scenes in which he had to do some effort like, you know, interacting with his colleagues. Shooting had to be stopped many times whenever Seagal demanded food. Director Olen Ray said that one time, when he talked to Seagal and he didn't answered, he thought Seagal had died, because he wasn't moving and his dark sunglasses blocked his eyes. He had vomited the food and was laying still over the table, and had to be reanimated."
If that's accurate, it sounds like he's developed a serious eating disorder. I'd hope he would get help for it, but from what I hear he got so big from eating his own ego.
IMDB trivia page: "Some of the dialogue was improvised and based on reaction the actors had at the moment. One example is when actress Charlene Amoia, who plays whats-her-name, asks Steven Seagal if he was as good as they said he was, "they" meaning the food caterers who worked on the set and had to work around the clock to provide food for Seagal. Director Olen Ray, who had the cameras on, liked the line and added it to his picture, saying "Steven, God bless his enlarged heart, answered 'every once in a while', taking it kindly, and worked well in the picture"."
What, you mean you're *not* supposed to daintily pick it up by the bottom of the stocks and try not to touch it to any other point of your body while firing it?
Smh wuss. You think you know pain? These guys made it through multiple Seagal films. You’re complaining about a bullet to the shoulder to men that have survived point blank frags.
No, that goes Richard Marcinko, my dude actually wrote fanfics about himself in the field. There's even a featured a game about him, called Rogue Warrior published by Bethesda. Funfact, it is notorious for dropping the most slurs and f-bombs, even the ending ost was a slur fest
I was army reserve 93 01. In 98 or 99 a few of our guys were on a Seagal movie set in uniform just for background actors for one day. They said Seagal was an absolute full blown jerk. Lol that's my 2 cents hope yall enjoyed.
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Seagal is literally trapped in the tough guy action hero genre professionally and mentally. He hasn't progressed or branched out in 30 years. Glad he's become a meme
I feel SO sorry for Dale Dye. He's a decorated Marine Corps veteran. He served for 20 years, and, then went on to be a technical advisor on some of the best war movies ever made. He played Col. Sink in "Band of Brothers", for christ's sake, now, he's reduced to this drek.
He was in "Platoon", "Born On The Fourth Of July", "Casualties of War", among A LOT of others. He's even been in Seagal movies before, appearing in, "Under Siege", and, "Under Siege 2".
That's because Seagal is so bad ass that any weapon he fires automatically matches his speaking voice. It's not actually the Hollywood "silencer" sound, it's the gun mimicking his lines. The fact that he doesn't win an Oscar every year is an absolute travesty.
"Steven Seagal is the most authentic, hardworking, and charismatic actor in the world whose name instills fear and respect in the hearts of the toughest men in the world." - Steven Seagal
The way he holds his gun and aims is hilarious. It's like a live action version of Goldeneye or Nightfire where you aim the gun but don't move your body.
I just love the fact that they had to use a stunt double to walk up stairs. Like, Stevie Seagull's laziness and risk of heart attack at even the slightest physical exertion made this a good call on the part of the producers. In fact, SteSeag probably insisted on it, but sold it not as "I'm too lazy to walk up stairs" but rather that he has some mysterious, unmentioned before that point heart condition that only badasses suffer from that could kill him if his heart rate goes up. What a joke that guy is! A living meme.
Also I'm not a defector of the Greatest Country on Earth. He sold his sole to the devil and the devil gave it to Mel Gibson, who traded it to Mickey Rouke, then Harvey Wienstein who traded it to the Island Boys.
The old guy is actually still alive. Not only that but he's a decorated combat vet (Captain in Marines with bunch of awards). His name is Dale Dye and he's 77, so just 7 years older than Seagal. He looks way older because despite his name he doesn't dye his hair.
@@Abensberg it happens . Aldo ray was an actor(1950s-60s) and former navy frogman ,who’s career went down and he did shitty movies to pay hospital bills including background parts in porn films. Maybe same kinda thing happened to dye
These guys are making fun of a commanding officer and his age. They make no sense the man did a good job acting the part and didn't make a fool out of himself like they seem to be doing at times. These are supposed to be grown men acting like teenagers.
@@garybell4207 100% your Steven Seagal, also he did kinda do that shit when he hosted snl. Everyone as host normally makes fun of themselves. Steven wouldn't shut up about how tuff he is amd straight up staged a fight. So dumb
Imagine being hired as a stunt double and you ask what stunts you'll be performing. You're excited that you can add more to your resume. And then you find out....
They do make ear protection that lower loud sounds and increase quiet sounds. It's meant so that your shooting doesn't blow out your ears but you can hear movement etc. Also can be used for comms.
The Colonel is portrayed by Dale Dye, who is a certified badass combat vet. He made Captain before "retiring" from the Marines and continued to serve as a correspondant in multiple wars afterwards. His company Warrior Inc. was founded to work with Hollywood films to ensure athenticity for portrayals of combat, though as you can see Segal would hear none of it for this film.
How do they not know Dale freaking Dye. It's sad to see him ridiculed like that. It is funny though they constantly call Segal a fat ass while the dude rests his arm on his gut 😆
@@WikedEvo This, completely. Dale Dye is a legend, and Seagal would be lucky to be a quarter as good of a combatant as Dye was. I believe he has since passed, but he was the genuine article. He’s also in PLATOON, amongst a lot of other things.
I’m not huge into movies so I did not know about Mr. Dye but as fellow Marine it does annoy me that these guys are making fun of him due to his age and looking him up he served in the same unit I was at 2nd BLT 1st Marines.
I have a little theory about this movie -nobody in this movie knew they were in a Seagal movie under the production, it was not until later in the editing they decided to put Seagal in it.
Love how the stunt double is also clearly like, a physically fit man with slightly thick sleeves on because Steven doesn't want to admit he's a walrus but they also had to realize they couldn't just let that guy go on set without even a little padding.
The "old guy's" name is Dale Dye. He's 77 years old and still alive. He's a decorated Marine veteran of Vietnam and often serves as technical advisor on tons of films many of which he's offered acting roles. Oliver Stone uses him all the time. He was in Platoon, Born on the 4th of July and Heaven and Earth as well as Outbreak, Casualties of War, Saving Private Ryan, and arguably Steven Segal's best film, Under Siege.
Honestly the stunt man did a great impersonating Seagal's waddle up those stairs. They did a real good job of convincing me that they were a much fatter man.
Show Lt. Col. some damn respect. He's as American as it gets. He sailed here on the Mayflower; fought beside Andrew Jackson in the War of 1812, and stormed the beaches of Normandy. All this as the swansong to his illustrious career in the Roman 5th Legion.
The old Colonel is Dale Dye. He is a decorated Marine veteran from Vietnam. He was what is considered a "Mustang" in the Marine Corp. He climbed the ranks of the enlistment to Master Sergeant and then was appointed to be a warrant officer. When he retired in 1984 he was a Captian. Mustang officers are the most respected of Officer is the Marine Corp. They chewed the same ground as the normal grunts. He is a Bronze Star winner with Valor. He definitely is old at 78 to play this part, but he has earned that. He has been in a ton of Military movies. His goal when he joined Hollywood was to make war movies more realistic. One of his first films, I think it was his first was Platoon. He also worked in Saving Private Ryan and Band of Brothers, amongst several others. He has definitely helped some films become very realistic. Unfortunately, nothing he can do for this movie. I am sure no one listened to him and he was there for the check. Not a bad plan at 78.
they are right that he should be higher rank than COLONEL at his age.... I get he likely wouldn't want a title he never received in real-life, but still
@Chris Buttonshaw he wasn't even a colonal, he was a captain. And yes, he's far too old to be a colonel, but the 4 people who watch this movie aren't likely to mind.
Dale Dye was in fact a Marine in Vietnam from 1965-1970, earning a Bronze Star and 3 Purple Hearts in 31 major combat operations if you believe his bio. He was born in 1944, so in 2016 when this movie was released he was ~72, and he is still alive today at ~78.
@@davidgrunewald7194 Irrelevant. The Queen is immortal. We all know she is going to outlive all her idiotic children and probably still in business in the 22nd Century. Seriously, the Queen is probably way healthier than Seagal despite being older. Have you seen him speak? Motherfucker is out of his breath even before he finish a goddamn sentence.
I firmly believe this movie is a visual representation of how Steven actually views himself in the context of real life. To be clear when I was in infantry school at Ft.Benning in 2004 my battle buddy was this great guy named Chauncey Jinx. While he would go on to become one of my closet friends, his lack of overall common sense and intellect was substantial enough that he stood out, in a company of 100+ guys who picked an MOS in the Army that generally attracts those types of people as you can choose the 11B MOS with a measily ASVAB score of 35. For some contrast I’m confident my cat would score a 45. Anyway, good ol Jinx, who at one point I had to explain the many reasons why we, as infantrymen were guaranteed to deploy which came as genuine shock to him, is millions of times more deadly of a combatant than Segal on his best day living in his fantasy world .
These are the most hysterically accurate comments I've read ina while. Touche gents. Also I was a grunt Marine and fully understand and agree with what's said here. I grew up loving seagal movies, now I just wonder wtf has happened.
I also love how instead of securing the structure he’s in with his wounded teammate, taking the initiative and developing a feasible route of egress he just plops down and has a good ol heart to heart like they’re not in the middle of a hostile AO with no friendly support units. I’m sure Dale Dye had plenty of input but was shut down by “master marksman CIA SAD Operator trainer” Sansei Sugartits Segal.
I almost feel bad for him. He really really really wants to be remembered up there with Chuck Norris, Jean Claude Van Damme or Stallone. But he's way past his prime and his movies just kept getting worse and worse. It's sad really.
@@gilbertotoledo1421 The funny thing is, he would've been remembered as one of the Hollywood tough guys, if he wouldn't have gone the desperate way to stay up there. Tragic, really.
@Nicky Bobby He literally makes zero money in the west. All his movies since 1999 have been money laundering schemes by some eastern European country, most likely Russia.
He wants to be a badass so hard, yet he doesn't want to make the smallest ounce of effort. Literally! Seagal's probably a grade II obese, he needs doubles for almost everything that doesn't involve sitting and talking in a shitty accent, and still need someone to overdub his lines bc he can't be even be bothered to learn them. Say what you will about JCVD, but at least he puts in the effort and actually tried to deliver entertaining action flics.
I noticed that too. It’s a bit of a pet peeve of mine in movies when suppressed weapons make little to no sound. Suppressed firearms are still pretty loud!
That’s always one of my favorite things about movies in modern conflict, the t-ban or whomever the bad guy is always sprints into the open, takes a Slav squat and starts hammering rounds, when in reality, 90% of those dudes fire from a window, alley, from behind some rocks/trees/bushes and then just disappear entirely. Rarely do they fully engage and if they do it’s because they figure they have the upper hand. Not too many movies do the enemy justice in their wanting-to-not-die department. Lol
Yeah military movies and shows are almost always horrendously stupid like that. Do they not get that these are supposed to be real human beings who definitely don't want to die? Oh yeah sure I'll just stand out in the open, that's smart. The entire reason these conflicts even happen and last for so damn long is because *both* sides are trained to fight. Just because one force might be lower tech doesn't mean they're all like cavemen or some shit(see Vietnam) It's just like they have to make the enemy the bad guys rather than actual people, so they just do stupid crap. Meanwhile our excellent heroes do the opposite and run around like they're in Call of Duty racking up hundreds of kills.
It's a stupid cliche to make the protagonist look good as they mercilessly murder a bunch of people. It's fine to have the invincible hero.....if the setting makes sense (and even then) but far too many writers dont respect the setting or the pieces in the story so you get the typical mook that just stands in place like a target dummy instead of a real believable being. Like not using any pratical battle tactics despite being in a real world war setting.
It's always been the same way in movies and TV shows with the bad guys running away from cover out in to the open. I grew up in the '60s when everything was WW II. I was too young for Vietnam, but all the guys I knew that were there said the same thing. NOBODY sticks there head up when shooting is going on, NOBODY.
This guy never ceases to amaze me with the ever changing virtual myriad of intricate roles he takes on to make these movies every bit as good as they are! I mean just the shape he gets in to sit in a chair with all that gear on the entire movie, while masterfully building the tension in his colon just blows my undisciplined mind! His dedication to the craft is nothing short of awe inspiring.
The old guy (Dale Dye) actually served in the Marine Corps during the Vietnam War. Had scenes in Saving Private Ryan, Platoon, Under Siege, Mission: Impossible amongst others. Has served as a technical advisor on many films he's appeared in. To ensure war was portrayed accurately. Its a shame cuz I'm sure he ignored realism in this movie for the paycheck.
I don't think so i thinks it's more like he's idea got ignored by seagel here so there's nothings he can do but collect the paycheck and did the contract
God Bless you for working with youngsters. Learning outdoor skills, fishing, hunting, shooting are lost to this digital generation. Fortunately, I was raised by my dad, and uncles/neighbors, that were WWII vets who taught me those skills, as I have taught my son and daughter.
The old guy is Dale Dye who is a decorated marine vet and is a technical advisor for many many movies and shows such as band of brothers. He would personally be responsible for many movies being less shit with his advice. His a man that should be respected which is why is such a shame seeing him involved with a seagal movie
Why is it so hard to keep the stock against your shoulder? Come on it’s not that hard lol. These are the same actors who would hold out a shotgun against no part of their body.
i cant believe that i used to think he was a martial arts and weapons master... and hes a master in a culty almost fake martial art and kind of an idiot
@@reekz1568 The same with all his recent movies - he probably says “you have me for 4 hours and i get 50% of the movies budget which is around $10,000”
Apparently he can be a diva about the shooting schedules so they often shoot when he wants too, that's one of the many reasons for his downfall from being an "A list" movie star.
A sniper and a spotter literally protruding conspicuously from a cover is about as believable as a real flying elephant. The Lt. Col. in this movie is Dale Dye, a real-life decorated Vietnam War Marine who has become a Hollywood director and was a military consultant to many military war movies, including Saving Private Ryan. I was laughing my ass off about your comment about him being so old for just a Lt. Col. It's exactly my first impression when I saw this one; I literally said to my friends, "Goddamn, with this guy's age, he might as well be a 10-star general."
I like how that rifle, that doesn't have a sound suppressor on it, still makes that movie-silencer "pew" sound, lol. Not to mention, in a sniper team, the spotter is actually the more senior and more experienced of the two. So in this case, Seagal is actually playing the less experienced of the two but you know that wasn't his intentions, lol.
@@JasonBrant you can say that again. I love how it seems like he just learned about swapping shoulders, which you usually do if you're leaning out from cover but he just does it randomly throughout the movie, lol.
@@TalkingHands308 Of course he has to. He's so fucking fat if he tried to lean into a turn he would fall over and you would probably hear his back audibly crack if he had to twist more than 4 degrees.
@@ravenwolf8632 LOL, never before have they had to hire a stunt double just to walk up and down freakin' stairs. I bet his stunt double was like "ok, so do I have to get thrown by an explosion, hit by a car, or crash through a window pane?" "Nah, you just walk up and down some stairs and try to hide your face while doing it..."
@@TalkingHands308 I wish that were true but they had to hire stunt doubles to stand up for him as well. That one movie where he is in this cyberpunkish future they literally had a stunt double to stand up off a bed for Seagal.
I worked (in film) with both Seagal and the 'really old guy'. The 'old guy' is Dale Dye, US Marine and combat veteran. Captain Dale Dye is awesome. It was truly a privilege to work with him. Seagal is at the opposite end of the spectrum and I found him a thorough disappointment in every way possible.
The actor playing the Colonel was born in 1944 and became a Marine at age 20. Full military career, Bronze Star in Vietnam, made it to master sergeant, captain after officer training, eventually retired in 1984, turned to various things including journalism, acting, and working as an expert advisor for movies about warfare. So about 8 years older than Seagal.
Yeah. He was 72 years old when this was filmed. 72. And he was a Lieutenant Colonel. To put that into perspective, I retired in 2018 as a LTC at age 46. And I was enlisted for 6 years before I Mustanged up to officer. So most of my peers where 40-42. So Dale Dye’s character almost 30 years older than me and the same rank. He’s a great actor in the right role, but terribly miscast here.
@@Tiago-zg7vl And doesn’t have to do anything. And he wasn’t a Colonel. He was a Lieutenant Colonel. In the Army, especially in Infantry or Special Operations, both of those ranks have to do what their men do. He does PT every morning, goes on ruck marches, does the obstacle course, lives in the field for weeks at a time, goes to various weapon ranges…There’s a lot to it physically and mentally. The President doesn’t have those requirements. If, to be the POTUS, you had to run 2 miles in 14 minutes, do 80 pushups in 2 minutes, 80 sit-ups in 2 minutes, march 25 miles with 60 pounds of gear, your weapon, and whatever extra weight you you have (spare SAW sums, extra belt for the 240, mortar rounds, etc…) I doubt he would be the president. That’s why the average age for a Colonel is around 44, give or take a couple of years, and a LTC is 38-44. At 79, he might be able to do the mental requirements, but unless he’s the Highlander, he’s WELL past the physical.
@@JasonBrant I guarantee you the reason he appears in this movie is because he appeared in the Under Siege movies with Steven Seagal back when as well.
I'm practically braindead and yet when I was younger, I've held fake guns and a few real ones better than he does. Like if a practically braindead kid does better than you then you have a major fucking issue.
The old lieutenant colonel is Dale Dye and actually was only 71 years old in that movie. Besides being an actor he’s a military advisor for tv and film movies. He was a technical advisor for Saving Private Ryan.
And he was in Platoon, Casualties of War, Born on the Fourth of July….He is/was pretty much THE go to guy for military advisors for TV and movies. Granted, looks a little rough here but he’s a solid dude!
I find hilarious the idea that MANY of the casted actors worked throughout a whole movie production only to the discover at the premiere that it was always a Seagal movie
My absolute most faved Steven Seagal flick is 1996 "Executive Decision" with him and Kurt Russell on the movie poster. Seagal is built up like this insane badass only to kick the bucket after like 15 min into the movie when he's sucked out of an airplane. And I kid you not, the whole cinema audience cheered their asses off. And I am talking 90ies Swiss cinema audience where people usually were not making a sound during movies amd you could more likely hear a fly fart.
@@JasonBrant If what John Leguizamo said is any indication, Seagal cried like a little bitch when his character died and he (Seagal) insisted on his character dying be portrayed/filmed the way it was so that, and I'm quoting here, "wasn't definitive". That's how fragile Seagal's ego is.
He lost the Razzie that year to Marlon Brando. But this was Dr. Moreau level Brando, already long into his bout of acting constipation, even without everything else that was going on for Brando and the film's production.
I love how Keanu goes off into the fucking desert to complete a legit SWAT training, learn how to shoot, learn how to do several martial arts *AND* does his own stunts (completely not tiring stuff like FIGHTING and HANGING 40 FEET IN THE AIR FOR SEVEN TAKES) while Seagal needs a stunt double for walking up and down stairs, not even bothering to learn how to hold (let alone handle) a firearm. Amazing.
It’s amazing this guy still actually gets paid to do this. I just can’t imagine some producers at a meeting discussing having this guy in their movie. How low budget do you have to be. I’m thinking a 1/2 step above homemade porn.
Lol he's the best the budget could afford. If it was a good movie, it'd have a good budget. Eg: dead silence, to saw, by the last saw the budget was a schmillion $s
Steven Seagal is the only actor to hire a stunt double to walk up a flight of stairs.
That destroyed me lol
It's sad how lazy he's become to live a martial arts life and be so out of shape he's the only action star I know who doesn't workout chuck Norris is 80 still working out and stalon Arnold smh
@@JoseMartinez-jb9hzbut Seagal could kill them both at the same time if he wanted so why does it matter? The power of imagination 🙌
Biden is taking notes on that one
@@christianthornbury6192or sits on them
A true Gravy Seal.
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I just gave this its 31st like, and this comment deserves all the likes
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I have covid and this made me laugh so much I coughed up loads of phlegm. That phlegm is on your hands.
Steven Seagal is the leader of Meal Team 6. I watched him take out a McDonald's, a Pizza Hut and a Wing Stop, all in a period of 2 hours
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He did it on the orders of Colonel Sanders
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Meal Team 6 of the Gravy Seals
Seagal is the only person I’ve ever seen hold a rifle like it’s a bazooka
You've clearly never been to the middle east
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It's hollywood tactical. Do it like no one does
Steven Seagal has been;
-Gravy Seals : Meal Team 6 operator
-Federal Burger Investigation officer
-ex US Green Buffet
-Kentucky Fighter Chicken trainer
-Creamy Ice Agency special agent
-United States McDonald Corps veteran
Damn, he's even greater than I thought he was.
He’s been doing a combined 1000 years worth of training.
Snack ops
" Do you eat as much as they say you do?"
"Every once in a while"
Now this is hilarious ! All of them .
I think it is an amazing archivement, to be "action star" for like 40 years and not learn anything about firearm manuals at all. Fucking genius.
He was Alec Baldwin's firearms instructor.
@@salaciousBastard Andddddddddddd..........................................?
@@theyoungmessiah420 😩 Do you really not get it?
@salaciousBastard I mean, Baldwin actually hit what he was aiming at so....
@@salaciousBastard. Alec Baldwin would be more believable than Steve in many of these Movies😂😂😂😂😂 Even if He shot Someone by Accident 😞😒😒😒😒😒
He doesn't know how to hold a rifle while wearing a vest and no one bothered to tell him it looks ridiculous. I love it.
I think someone did, but he ignored it... And fired them
They know what they were doing
He wouldn’t have listened
@@oimeuchapa6995 probably beat them up too
@@kristiansomogyi744 I don't think so... I mean, you could just run 50ft away from hum
From the trivia page of this movie on IMDB:
"Steven Seagal had two crew members to help him during the most physical scenes, like walking or getting up of a chair. Another member of the cast carried an oxygen balloon for Seagal, for him to use after scenes in which he had to do some effort like, you know, interacting with his colleagues. Shooting had to be stopped many times whenever Seagal demanded food. Director Olen Ray said that one time, when he talked to Seagal and he didn't answered, he thought Seagal had died, because he wasn't moving and his dark sunglasses blocked his eyes. He had vomited the food and was laying still over the table, and had to be reanimated."
You must have gotten the 2 disc DVD set with the special features lol
@@bobaganoosh88 What?
If that's accurate, it sounds like he's developed a serious eating disorder. I'd hope he would get help for it, but from what I hear he got so big from eating his own ego.
This is actually true.
IMDB trivia page:
"Some of the dialogue was improvised and based on reaction the actors had at the moment. One example is when actress Charlene Amoia, who plays whats-her-name, asks Steven Seagal if he was as good as they said he was, "they" meaning the food caterers who worked on the set and had to work around the clock to provide food for Seagal. Director Olen Ray, who had the cameras on, liked the line and added it to his picture, saying "Steven, God bless his enlarged heart, answered 'every once in a while', taking it kindly, and worked well in the picture"."
I cannot stress how painful it is to see this man hold a gun. It's literal PAIN.
What, you mean you're *not* supposed to daintily pick it up by the bottom of the stocks and try not to touch it to any other point of your body while firing it?
Smh wuss. You think you know pain? These guys made it through multiple Seagal films. You’re complaining about a bullet to the shoulder to men that have survived point blank frags.
@@JDascrambler LMAO damn, you right.
If any of my superiors see me pick up a gun like that, I will never hear the end of it
It's almost like he doesn't want to look weak by using his shoulder to help aim. Lmfao
Steven Seagal is the only movie star to write fanfiction of himself.
hello
Star?
As long as he feels like the best special force and specialist in all he wants he is ok.
What a perfect description
No, that goes Richard Marcinko, my dude actually wrote fanfics about himself in the field. There's even a featured a game about him, called Rogue Warrior published by Bethesda. Funfact, it is notorious for dropping the most slurs and f-bombs, even the ending ost was a slur fest
Well, a sniper can sit motionless for days. - he's been training for this!
🤣 Decades of training.
But he forgot snipers often need to travels quite some distance before reaching the said sniping spot....
Uh you mean s#it right?
I was army reserve 93 01. In 98 or 99 a few of our guys were on a Seagal movie set in uniform just for background actors for one day. They said Seagal was an absolute full blown jerk. Lol that's my 2 cents hope yall enjoyed.
nice
"Are you really as good as they all say you are?"
Seagull: "Awoontsawol..."
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steven seagal is the kind of person who wakes his family up to tell them he is going to sleep
Lmfaoooo this is hilarious. Stfu Miley!
@@PedroLiftss Always has to be that one person that needs so much validation they make random weird named trolling accounts to achieve it
@@PedroLiftss it’s only comments on this channel are arguments to you also if you look, im tellin ya, that sweet internet troll nectar calls their name daily
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He might have to walk up stairs for that, so unlikely. He would have a double do it.
Steven has been in every single direct to dvd movie since 2010, and still hasn't taken more than 4-5 steps on film. Legend.
Direct To Trashcan movies.
He owns the production company.
@@ostrich67 All a money laundering scheme for Russians clearly. He's so bad in every way man it's hard to believe 😂
Wasn't he in Austin Powers as Fat Bastard?
@@michaelslaughter6557 no you can tell that wasn't him because he was walking and not just sitting down the whole time.
Seagal is literally trapped in the tough guy action hero genre professionally and mentally. He hasn't progressed or branched out in 30 years. Glad he's become a meme
I could say he's a "walking" meme, but that wouldn't be true.
I'd say his gut has at least progressed and branched out, he's definitely weighing more than 320 lbs though, probably close to 400.
@@stoneskinreb You know it's bad when he needs a stunt double just for walking.
@@wimvanderstraeten6521 a waddling meme
Steven Seagal: "I pooped my pants once..., or twice."
I can't get over steven holding the rifle like a RPG. He practically puts the stock onto his shoulder
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I feel SO sorry for Dale Dye. He's a decorated Marine Corps veteran. He served for 20 years, and, then went on to be a technical advisor on some of the best war movies ever made. He played Col. Sink in "Band of Brothers", for christ's sake, now, he's reduced to this drek.
He was in "Platoon", "Born On The Fourth Of July", "Casualties of War", among A LOT of others. He's even been in Seagal movies before, appearing in, "Under Siege", and, "Under Siege 2".
Maybe he took pity on Seagal and was like "screw it.. I'm bored anyway let's get this thing over with so Steven will stop calling me"
Earning a coin
Yea he’s a legend. He deserves better than this crap.
He was also in the first Mission Impossible movie and in The first Medal Of Honour for the psx.
He was in Sins of War too.
Love how his sniper has a classic Hollywood "silencer" sound while not even having a suppressor on his rifle.
Yeah. It was a freaking muzzle brake. That would have made it louder (at least to the shooter and teammate.
@@letsdothis9063 they do the same shit in john wick and that movie gets its balls fondled by gun nuts
@@Fenrisdog999 When do they do that?
@@tentardigrades968 yeah right, when did they do that? it was loud when John shot the friend of Vigo's son.
That's because Seagal is so bad ass that any weapon he fires automatically matches his speaking voice. It's not actually the Hollywood "silencer" sound, it's the gun mimicking his lines. The fact that he doesn't win an Oscar every year is an absolute travesty.
"Steven Seagal is the most authentic, hardworking, and charismatic actor in the world whose name instills fear and respect in the hearts of the toughest men in the world."
- Steven Seagal
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Hi steve😂
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Sounds like what Space Ice used for his opening when reviewing Seagal movie
"I cant find the MREs."
"Oh, Seagal ate them" 😂😂😂
Snipers are meant to stay in position for long periods of time, this was the perfect role for him to play.
And he messed it up comming out with an assault rifle
@@Brugar18and holding it like an rpg lol
Steven Seagull is the only actor who's movie reviews are more fun than the movies themselves
Don't call him an actor. He is unable to act. There are bad actors and then there is Steven "Slob" Seagal. 😂😂😂
I think you mean, Steven "Jupiter" Seagal.
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Just imagine, years of acting training and you get offered a supporting role in a seagal film!
Then your career is in a very very bad place and you need to reconsider your options
That's rough buddy.
Segal got a supporting role, supporting the weight.
Fuck no, im going back to cleaning porta potties, this is too much for me.
Id rather be that robot that gets Rick his butter
The way he holds his gun and aims is hilarious. It's like a live action version of Goldeneye or Nightfire where you aim the gun but don't move your body.
I love how his stunt double looks 80 pounds lighter than him lmao
I just love the fact that they had to use a stunt double to walk up stairs. Like, Stevie Seagull's laziness and risk of heart attack at even the slightest physical exertion made this a good call on the part of the producers. In fact, SteSeag probably insisted on it, but sold it not as "I'm too lazy to walk up stairs" but rather that he has some mysterious, unmentioned before that point heart condition that only badasses suffer from that could kill him if his heart rate goes up. What a joke that guy is! A living meme.
Perfect casting for the double. I wasn't able to identify the double at all. Totally fooled me. Yup.
@@JasonBrant I mean we all know they casted a guy Seagal's size but he insisted that they get someone smaller
But where was his guts stunt double? Guts like that matter
I'll bet Steven leaves a trail of plugged toilets everywhere he "goes"... 💩
"Kukido" is the martial art that enables you to avoid getting struck by an assailant, while discreetly checking his pockets for cookie dough.
you win
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People must read the comments....best yet!
Lmfao nice one
Ration for Meal Team 6
I thought I was fat, but Steven Seagal restored my self esteem. Thank you Steven!
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Also I'm not a defector of the Greatest Country on Earth. He sold his sole to the devil and the devil gave it to Mel Gibson, who traded it to Mickey Rouke, then Harvey Wienstein who traded it to the Island Boys.
@@philow7574 The *island boys* juss'a island boy.. tryna ta make it..... Juss'a island boy...🤦🏾♂️😆. Good 1 🏆
Both can be true
@@philow7574 what
Steven Seagal is not even willing to stay in shape for his movies, why would I be willing to pay to watch his movies?
The old guy is actually still alive. Not only that but he's a decorated combat vet (Captain in Marines with bunch of awards). His name is Dale Dye and he's 77, so just 7 years older than Seagal. He looks way older because despite his name he doesn't dye his hair.
Still 17yrs over the forced retirement age
and i cant believe, after he got so many good roles, he took part in a movie like this... what a downgrade :D
@@Abensberg it happens . Aldo ray was an actor(1950s-60s) and former navy frogman ,who’s career went down and he did shitty movies to pay hospital bills including background parts in porn films.
Maybe same kinda thing happened to dye
He was in saving private Ryan
Dale Dye has been a technical advisor on at least a few Vietnam War movies. And has appeared in them too.
12:50 “I can’t find the MRE’s.”
“Seagal ate them. Goddammit.”
MRS's, Meals Ready for Seagal
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He’s upstairs crapping them out as we speak.
@@JasonBrant 3:00 am and laughing like a maniac of fuck. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Steven seagal seems like the type of person to host an award show and nominate himself for every award
These guys are making fun of a commanding officer and his age. They make no sense the man did a good job acting the part and didn't make a fool out of himself like they seem to be doing at times. These are supposed to be grown men acting like teenagers.
@@garybell4207 you.... you have to be joking
Nominate himself for every award and still lose lol
@@garybell4207 100% your Steven Seagal, also he did kinda do that shit when he hosted snl. Everyone as host normally makes fun of themselves. Steven wouldn't shut up about how tuff he is amd straight up staged a fight. So dumb
@@garybell4207 Hey Steven how's it going
“Steven Seagal is one of the best actors of the last 50 years and is the image of a true badass.” - Steven Seagal
Credit where its due. First time a stunt double is used to walk or climb the stairs. This an historical moment. Hats off to Sifu Seagal.
I eagerly await next year's Seagal movie which co stars his armored disability scooter....
@@TheWolfsnack or his getting of a chair stunt double.
Imagine being hired as a stunt double and you ask what stunts you'll be performing. You're excited that you can add more to your resume. And then you find out....
He's a master at finding new and creative ways of using stunt doubles... That's not beating their ass in a fight scene.
"Shi-shi shaaww!"-Dale Gribble, aka Rusty Shackelford.
Steven Seagal is the greatest actor ever. I mean he's in character 24/7.
He is a method actor by birth
Legend has it that he is actually a nice, decent, easy going, humble and respectful person, but he has been in character since the mid 1970's.
Love the fact the poor stunt double had to carry the wounded man up the stairs just to give Segal a reason to not leave the room.
That stunt double put in some work on that scene.
@@JasonBrant Yeah... true... but let's be real, it was probably some small woman stunt worker so it was no worse than bringing in the groceries
@@misterpink8099 what
@@jfk_was_afk9597 I going to echo you.
What?
They do make ear protection that lower loud sounds and increase quiet sounds. It's meant so that your shooting doesn't blow out your ears but you can hear movement etc. Also can be used for comms.
Watching Seagal's minimalist acting technique is always fascinating. 😂 It's like watching a turtle attempt to do origami.
Wonderful stuff! Brilliant! 😂😂😂
He always uses a "0 effort policy" on every movie 😂😂
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Hey man what do you got against turtles who can do origami
@@JA-ru3il - 😂 HA! HA! Good one.
I love how the minimum requirement to be in this hyper elite "Special" Forces unit is to be at least 56.
🤣 That as the ONLY requirement, I think.
And clinically obese!!
The minimum requirement is a exception for the minimum retirement age. 😂
As a 57 year old, I’m going to ask, what the f*** is your problem with older men?
@@escapedfromnewyork Lol.
Props to the first insurgent who was able to hold onto his flask even as a 7.62mm went through it.
I was wondering why the guy would have a booze flask.... but ok it's Steve's movie.
@@andwill1509 Its special halal booze
@@grumbazor alcohol free 😂
Yeah because it would have flown out his hand lol.
@@andwill1509 apple juice flask ofc xD
20:33 He's shooting it like it's full auto but... He's like, flicking the trigger as if it's semi-auto
The Colonel is portrayed by Dale Dye, who is a certified badass combat vet. He made Captain before "retiring" from the Marines and continued to serve as a correspondant in multiple wars afterwards. His company Warrior Inc. was founded to work with Hollywood films to ensure athenticity for portrayals of combat, though as you can see Segal would hear none of it for this film.
I see him in "Platoon" from Oliver Stone......
How do they not know Dale freaking Dye. It's sad to see him ridiculed like that. It is funny though they constantly call Segal a fat ass while the dude rests his arm on his gut 😆
He’s also plays in Band of Brothers as the Colonel
@@WikedEvo This, completely. Dale Dye is a legend, and Seagal would be lucky to be a quarter as good of a combatant as Dye was.
I believe he has since passed, but he was the genuine article. He’s also in PLATOON, amongst a lot of other things.
I’m not huge into movies so I did not know about Mr. Dye but as fellow Marine it does annoy me that these guys are making fun of him due to his age and looking him up he served in the same unit I was at 2nd BLT 1st Marines.
I have a little theory about this movie -nobody in this movie knew they were in a Seagal movie under the production, it was not until later in the editing they decided to put Seagal in it.
We said the same thing, but I didn't put it in the final cut. He only appears with the other actors in the last 2 minutes.
Yeah its a movie about how seagal is homeless in the middle east
They green screened Segal in
@@tommyjohnson1066 that's a big ass screen!
Seeing Seagal in an urban combat setting, pretty obvious the only room he's ever cleared is a buffet.
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Savage
The comments on this video are amazing.
As part of Meal Team 6 no doubt.
@@tomstamford6837 😆😆
Love how the stunt double is also clearly like, a physically fit man with slightly thick sleeves on because Steven doesn't want to admit he's a walrus but they also had to realize they couldn't just let that guy go on set without even a little padding.
The "old guy's" name is Dale Dye. He's 77 years old and still alive. He's a decorated Marine veteran of Vietnam and often serves as technical advisor on tons of films many of which he's offered acting roles. Oliver Stone uses him all the time. He was in Platoon, Born on the 4th of July and Heaven and Earth as well as Outbreak, Casualties of War, Saving Private Ryan, and arguably Steven Segal's best film, Under Siege.
Thanks for the info.
@@JasonBrant no prob. It's nice to finally put some of my useless knowledge to good use.
Danny Trejo is the same age and looks 20 years younger and can still move well.
@@King_Flippy_Nips and he probably has actually killed people but never talks about it.
@@King_Flippy_Nips The whole point was that they probably needed someone who moved worse than Seagal in this movie.
Steven Seagal is a meme without even trying, like everything else he does.
Will Sasso meme'd Seagal on MadTV long before memes were a thing :D
Honestly the stunt man did a great impersonating Seagal's waddle up those stairs. They did a real good job of convincing me that they were a much fatter man.
Especially like where the stuntman hid his face from the camera with the bag as he turned to walk up the opposite flight of stairs 🤣
Lololol
Dammit, now my cat is covered in tea.
He was carrying an extra 200 lbs so that pretty much evens him out with Seagal.
@@bogusmogus9551 🤣
I love how Rob Van Dam is randomly in this movie, lol
Show Lt. Col. some damn respect. He's as American as it gets. He sailed here on the Mayflower; fought beside Andrew Jackson in the War of 1812, and stormed the beaches of Normandy. All this as the swansong to his illustrious career in the Roman 5th Legion.
Isn't the guy who plays him a former soldier? Same guy who played an officer in Platoon and few other movies.
@@ID-8491 He played Colonel Sink in the Band of Brothers series.
@@djjilisb He was also the guy who organised the boot camp for actors playing in Band of Brothers.
I hope hes gonna be the first man on mars too at this point
@@lazyafrandomnumbers He'll probably be the test pilot for the first warp-capable spacecraft.
This is why he hasn’t been in any Expendables movies, everyone grew and got better. He just grew.
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Admit it we would want to see Steven Seagal in an Expendables movie where he would be casted as the C-47 plane.
He would have been perfect in an Expendables movie... as the villain.
He could be in the Expandibles!
@@dwaneanderson8039 Not really
The old Colonel is Dale Dye. He is a decorated Marine veteran from Vietnam. He was what is considered a "Mustang" in the Marine Corp. He climbed the ranks of the enlistment to Master Sergeant and then was appointed to be a warrant officer. When he retired in 1984 he was a Captian. Mustang officers are the most respected of Officer is the Marine Corp. They chewed the same ground as the normal grunts. He is a Bronze Star winner with Valor. He definitely is old at 78 to play this part, but he has earned that. He has been in a ton of Military movies. His goal when he joined Hollywood was to make war movies more realistic. One of his first films, I think it was his first was Platoon. He also worked in Saving Private Ryan and Band of Brothers, amongst several others. He has definitely helped some films become very realistic. Unfortunately, nothing he can do for this movie. I am sure no one listened to him and he was there for the check. Not a bad plan at 78.
Hey thx for the background info, that was interesting to know
Good stuff dude :)
That's cool. He probably thought "wtf is this shit" when he was hired
they are right that he should be higher rank than COLONEL at his age.... I get he likely wouldn't want a title he never received in real-life, but still
@Chris Buttonshaw he wasn't even a colonal, he was a captain. And yes, he's far too old to be a colonel, but the 4 people who watch this movie aren't likely to mind.
I don't know enough about guns to know the right way to hold them, but I do know enough to tell he's doing it wrong 😂😂😂😂😂
Dale Dye was in fact a Marine in Vietnam from 1965-1970, earning a Bronze Star and 3 Purple Hearts in 31 major combat operations if you believe his bio. He was born in 1944, so in 2016 when this movie was released he was ~72, and he is still alive today at ~78.
As someone pointed out, he's only 7 years older than Seagal, but unlike Seagal, Captain Dye ironically doesn't dye his hair
he is still younger than Queen Elizabeth, who can still fire fire a mean AK-47, SO?........
@@davidgrunewald7194 Irrelevant. The Queen is immortal. We all know she is going to outlive all her idiotic children and probably still in business in the 22nd Century.
Seriously, the Queen is probably way healthier than Seagal despite being older. Have you seen him speak? Motherfucker is out of his breath even before he finish a goddamn sentence.
@@davidgrunewald7194 Wait. Queen Elizabeth the 2nd can (and has recently) shot an AK-47??
@@XanderPGK Jokes exist, mate.
I love how he uses his gut to rest his weapons on…tactical flab.
It's a tactical gut
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I believe the technical term is "tactical shelf".
I get the impression that every time Seagal mumbles something, the director and cast kinda just shrug at each other and go with it
Seagal produced this, so I'm guessing whatever he says goes.
The Marlon Brando school of acting - get obese, barely be able to move and mutter incoherently.
The Horror... The Horror...
I think they just do one take for all scenes too
@@JasonBrant Well... yeah... but I'm guessing no one understood that either... (I would add a ROFTL laughing emoji here if I could).
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That's awesome. He actually played colonel sink in band of brothers. It great to see he's still in movies
I firmly believe this movie is a visual representation of how Steven actually views himself in the context of real life. To be clear when I was in infantry school at Ft.Benning in 2004 my battle buddy was this great guy named Chauncey Jinx. While he would go on to become one of my closet friends, his lack of overall common sense and intellect was substantial enough that he stood out, in a company of 100+ guys who picked an MOS in the Army that generally attracts those types of people as you can choose the 11B MOS with a measily ASVAB score of 35. For some contrast I’m confident my cat would score a 45. Anyway, good ol Jinx, who at one point I had to explain the many reasons why we, as infantrymen were guaranteed to deploy which came as genuine shock to him, is millions of times more deadly of a combatant than Segal on his best day living in his fantasy world .
Seagal has zero self-awareness. It's kind of impressive, actually.
@@JasonBrant You guys are mistaken. He has negative self-awareness. How else could he think so highly of himself?
Skynet is MORE self aware than Seagal!
These are the most hysterically accurate comments I've read ina while. Touche gents. Also I was a grunt Marine and fully understand and agree with what's said here. I grew up loving seagal movies, now I just wonder wtf has happened.
I also love how instead of securing the structure he’s in with his wounded teammate, taking the initiative and developing a feasible route of egress he just plops down and has a good ol heart to heart like they’re not in the middle of a hostile AO with no friendly support units. I’m sure Dale Dye had plenty of input but was shut down by “master marksman CIA SAD Operator trainer” Sansei Sugartits Segal.
When a colonel as old as a tree has more effort and energy in acting than Steven Seagal.
Dude is like 90years old in the military smh 🙄
He wants to be a badass so hard, it's not even cringe anymore, it's just hilarious.
This will be written on his grave lol
I almost feel bad for him. He really really really wants to be remembered up there with Chuck Norris, Jean Claude Van Damme or Stallone. But he's way past his prime and his movies just kept getting worse and worse. It's sad really.
@@gilbertotoledo1421 The funny thing is, he would've been remembered as one of the Hollywood tough guys, if he wouldn't have gone the desperate way to stay up there.
Tragic, really.
@Nicky Bobby He literally makes zero money in the west. All his movies since 1999 have been money laundering schemes by some eastern European country, most likely Russia.
He wants to be a badass so hard, yet he doesn't want to make the smallest ounce of effort. Literally! Seagal's probably a grade II obese, he needs doubles for almost everything that doesn't involve sitting and talking in a shitty accent, and still need someone to overdub his lines bc he can't be even be bothered to learn them. Say what you will about JCVD, but at least he puts in the effort and actually tried to deliver entertaining action flics.
Love how the first sniper rifle has the standard Hollywood silencer sound to it, and the gun isn't even suppressed 🤦♂️😂
"Pew"
Noticed that too. His weapon handling is absolutely absurd as well. Dude is just phoning it in & has been for a very long time.
Hes that good... sometimes
I noticed that too. It’s a bit of a pet peeve of mine in movies when suppressed weapons make little to no sound. Suppressed firearms are still pretty loud!
No recoil also, lol
That’s always one of my favorite things about movies in modern conflict, the t-ban or whomever the bad guy is always sprints into the open, takes a Slav squat and starts hammering rounds, when in reality, 90% of those dudes fire from a window, alley, from behind some rocks/trees/bushes and then just disappear entirely. Rarely do they fully engage and if they do it’s because they figure they have the upper hand. Not too many movies do the enemy justice in their wanting-to-not-die department. Lol
yeah, its either propaganda at this point... or they dont respect their viewers intelligence.
Yeah military movies and shows are almost always horrendously stupid like that.
Do they not get that these are supposed to be real human beings who definitely don't want to die? Oh yeah sure I'll just stand out in the open, that's smart.
The entire reason these conflicts even happen and last for so damn long is because *both* sides are trained to fight. Just because one force might be lower tech doesn't mean they're all like cavemen or some shit(see Vietnam)
It's just like they have to make the enemy the bad guys rather than actual people, so they just do stupid crap. Meanwhile our excellent heroes do the opposite and run around like they're in Call of Duty racking up hundreds of kills.
It's a stupid cliche to make the protagonist look good as they mercilessly murder a bunch of people. It's fine to have the invincible hero.....if the setting makes sense (and even then) but far too many writers dont respect the setting or the pieces in the story so you get the typical mook that just stands in place like a target dummy instead of a real believable being. Like not using any pratical battle tactics despite being in a real world war setting.
gave me an idea for a short movie type thing actually show how guerrillas act lmao
It's always been the same way in movies and TV shows with the bad guys running away from cover out in to the open. I grew up in the '60s when everything was WW II. I was too young for Vietnam, but all the guys I knew that were there said the same thing. NOBODY sticks there head up when shooting is going on, NOBODY.
imagine being a professional stuntman and the director tells u "alright, get down the stairs and then up the stairs" 😂
Sounds like easy money to me
@@rusty7984 yeah, that's easy money for little work
This guy never ceases to amaze me with the ever changing virtual myriad of intricate roles he takes on to make these movies every bit as good as they are!
I mean just the shape he gets in to sit in a chair with all that gear on the entire movie, while masterfully building the tension in his colon just blows my undisciplined mind! His dedication to the craft is nothing short of awe inspiring.
The best part of this is the stunt double trying to cover his face when going down stairs. That's some Ed Wood quality right there.
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The old guy (Dale Dye) actually served in the Marine Corps during the Vietnam War. Had scenes in Saving Private Ryan, Platoon, Under Siege, Mission: Impossible amongst others. Has served as a technical advisor on many films he's appeared in. To ensure war was portrayed accurately. Its a shame cuz I'm sure he ignored realism in this movie for the paycheck.
Dude wanted to leave something behind for his great grandchildren.
I don't blame him
I don't think so i thinks it's more like he's idea got ignored by seagel here so there's nothings he can do but collect the paycheck and did the contract
Tons of real rangers, green berets and marines worked on this. Sadly. Lol
You know you've hit rock bottom when you land a role in a segal movie!
Anyone who gets a role with Segal is lunch
Or a starting point for a totally unknown actor or actors trying to make a name in the game 😁
I was offered a part in a segal movie. That or 6 years probation.
I never like traveling out of state anyways.
@@29slowjoe I will take that Gass chamber before been around Steven fatgal
I feel like I’ve hit rock bottom just by watching a segal movie
God Bless you for working with youngsters. Learning outdoor skills, fishing, hunting, shooting are lost to this digital generation. Fortunately, I was raised by my dad, and uncles/neighbors, that were WWII vets who taught me those skills, as I have taught my son and daughter.
Steven Seagal has literally become Will Sasso's version of Steven Seagal. The circle is complete.
Will can take from here
They had to get the idea for inception somewhere!
S-Seagal is the perfect balance of confusion and crazy......
@@EZ-D-FIANT And yet.....I can't look away!
@@LoneWolf81684 I can relate.....😏
So true
Seagal has never looked more like a contractor bag full of pancake batter & packing peanuts than he does in this movie
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Hes been washed up for the past 20+ years.
Quality message mate. 😂. Perfect description.
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Loooooooool
6:22 Seagal's not saving that soldier, he's carrying off a body to consume later
🤣 🤣 Nice!
He took that fallout perk in real life
Lmao ... well we didnt see him afterwards.
The old guy is Dale Dye who is a decorated marine vet and is a technical advisor for many many movies and shows such as band of brothers. He would personally be responsible for many movies being less shit with his advice. His a man that should be respected which is why is such a shame seeing him involved with a seagal movie
The movement and weapon handling has me in stitches every time I see it. I cannot keep a straight face.
Yes it's cringeworthy. But I can't look away. 🤣
Why is it so hard to keep the stock against your shoulder? Come on it’s not that hard lol. These are the same actors who would hold out a shotgun against no part of their body.
god, really.
This dickweed claims he’s a “master shooter” to boot.
i cant believe that i used to think he was a martial arts and weapons master... and hes a master in a culty almost fake martial art and kind of an idiot
Steven Seagal is the most disciplined person I have seen......he never missed a meal in his life!!!!!!
Don't forget secondzis
Meal Team Six
Someday he will replace Michelin man. :)
Imagine if seagal would say that on his younger days he was a stuntman that use to do the running scenes 🤣
You can tell he shot all of his scenes at a totally different time than the rest of the cast. This is the funniest movie ive ever seen.
Steve’s so into himself he probably demanded it. Didn’t want to meet the other cast members cause he’s too much of a star.
@@reekz1568 The same with all
his recent movies - he probably says “you have me for 4 hours and i get 50% of the movies budget which is around $10,000”
Apparently he can be a diva about the shooting schedules so they often shoot when he wants too, that's one of the many reasons for his downfall from being an "A list" movie star.
@@frankiethebull8269 Oh of course.
Seagal movies are a guilty pleasure of mine. Watching you guys guys rip em apart is still freakin’ hilarious 😆
Being a stunt double for Seagal must in itself be a meme in the industry lol
at the age of 80, he will still make movies where the enemy just drops dead at the sight of his awesomeness 😁
😂😂😂😂😂😂 this had me die laughing
before his passing, Steven will make all Chuck Norris sayings come true on the film screen about himself 🤣🤣
By then he'll need a stunt double to do the sitting down scenes.
A sniper and a spotter literally protruding conspicuously from a cover is about as believable as a real flying elephant. The Lt. Col. in this movie is Dale Dye, a real-life decorated Vietnam War Marine who has become a Hollywood director and was a military consultant to many military war movies, including Saving Private Ryan. I was laughing my ass off about your comment about him being so old for just a Lt. Col. It's exactly my first impression when I saw this one; I literally said to my friends, "Goddamn, with this guy's age, he might as well be a 10-star general."
Steven Sea-boom-boom! Bro’s acting parts are him sitting in chairs because he can’t even stand anymore without being out of breath 😂
I like how that rifle, that doesn't have a sound suppressor on it, still makes that movie-silencer "pew" sound, lol. Not to mention, in a sniper team, the spotter is actually the more senior and more experienced of the two. So in this case, Seagal is actually playing the less experienced of the two but you know that wasn't his intentions, lol.
The gun play in this is horrendous.
@@JasonBrant you can say that again. I love how it seems like he just learned about swapping shoulders, which you usually do if you're leaning out from cover but he just does it randomly throughout the movie, lol.
@@TalkingHands308 Of course he has to. He's so fucking fat if he tried to lean into a turn he would fall over and you would probably hear his back audibly crack if he had to twist more than 4 degrees.
@@ravenwolf8632 LOL, never before have they had to hire a stunt double just to walk up and down freakin' stairs. I bet his stunt double was like "ok, so do I have to get thrown by an explosion, hit by a car, or crash through a window pane?" "Nah, you just walk up and down some stairs and try to hide your face while doing it..."
@@TalkingHands308 I wish that were true but they had to hire stunt doubles to stand up for him as well. That one movie where he is in this cyberpunkish future they literally had a stunt double to stand up off a bed for Seagal.
I worked (in film) with both Seagal and the 'really old guy'. The 'old guy' is Dale Dye, US Marine and combat veteran. Captain Dale Dye is awesome. It was truly a privilege to work with him. Seagal is at the opposite end of the spectrum and I found him a thorough disappointment in every way possible.
But why?
I really hope you weren’t in charge of the ‘tactics’ in this movie 😂
Yep, Dye is a gem! Also worked on Band of Brothers alot
@@BioShock5177 Why what?
@@realrainpoursx I had nothing to do with this movie. I would never work with Seagal again. (Not that anyone asked me to, LOL)
Imagine your a stuntguy asking about your asignments during the filming. And then they tell you; "You´ll be walking up and down stairs"
🤣 Easiest payday ever.
In a sumo suit.
Seagal's dream role is one where he plays someone on a wheelchair but still kicks ass against full bodied criminals.
My dab has no idea how hard Steven has fallen and still regards him as a seriously good actor and legit martial artist. Fucking hilarious.
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The actor playing the Colonel was born in 1944 and became a Marine at age 20. Full military career, Bronze Star in Vietnam, made it to master sergeant, captain after officer training, eventually retired in 1984, turned to various things including journalism, acting, and working as an expert advisor for movies about warfare. So about 8 years older than Seagal.
Yeah. He was 72 years old when this was filmed. 72. And he was a Lieutenant Colonel. To put that into perspective, I retired in 2018 as a LTC at age 46. And I was enlisted for 6 years before I Mustanged up to officer. So most of my peers where 40-42. So Dale Dye’s character almost 30 years older than me and the same rank. He’s a great actor in the right role, but terribly miscast here.
Seems like a cool dude who should not have been cast for the role. Though I think they needed someone older than Seagal to make it 'work.'
Too old to be a Colonel but young enough to be a world leader! Joe Biden is 79 years young!
@@Tiago-zg7vl And doesn’t have to do anything. And he wasn’t a Colonel. He was a Lieutenant Colonel. In the Army, especially in Infantry or Special Operations, both of those ranks have to do what their men do. He does PT every morning, goes on ruck marches, does the obstacle course, lives in the field for weeks at a time, goes to various weapon ranges…There’s a lot to it physically and mentally. The President doesn’t have those requirements. If, to be the POTUS, you had to run 2 miles in 14 minutes, do 80 pushups in 2 minutes, 80 sit-ups in 2 minutes, march 25 miles with 60 pounds of gear, your weapon, and whatever extra weight you you have (spare SAW sums, extra belt for the 240, mortar rounds, etc…) I doubt he would be the president. That’s why the average age for a Colonel is around 44, give or take a couple of years, and a LTC is 38-44. At 79, he might be able to do the mental requirements, but unless he’s the Highlander, he’s WELL past the physical.
@@JasonBrant I guarantee you the reason he appears in this movie is because he appeared in the Under Siege movies with Steven Seagal back when as well.
I’ve seen literal children with toy guns have better gun handling than Segal in this.
I'm practically braindead and yet when I was younger, I've held fake guns and a few real ones better than he does. Like if a practically braindead kid does better than you then you have a major fucking issue.
5:02 Holding your AR like a rocket launcher is some next level shit.
It's funny how Segal tries to hide his gut with his costumes. In this one he has an extra big ammo belt/tac vest to hide it.
It only makes him look bigger, too.
he should stand behind Jupiter then.
@@markmac2206 LOL
The old lieutenant colonel is Dale Dye and actually was only 71 years old in that movie. Besides being an actor he’s a military advisor for tv and film movies. He was a technical advisor for Saving Private Ryan.
He was also Colonel Sink in Band of Brothers
@irishmetalfan $$$
And he was in Platoon, Casualties of War, Born on the Fourth of July….He is/was pretty much THE go to guy for military advisors for TV and movies. Granted, looks a little rough here but he’s a solid dude!
He is also a Marine, and served in Vietnam
@Coogan I agree, dude. Just adding it as a fun fact
The true main character in all of Seagal movies is none other than his stunt double.
Seagal makes all his stunts himself.
That "Old guy" is Cpt. Dale Dye, a decorated marine veteran that fought in Vietnam. I don't know about making fun of him.
I find hilarious the idea that MANY of the casted actors worked throughout a whole movie production only to the discover at the premiere that it was always a Seagal movie
I like how even the stunt double had to walk a little slower than normal to make it look more believable
Costume probably had to get the kid version for all the gear so the proportions matched.
@@orlock20 thats the problem lol, the proportions are so wrong you can tell its not him
"I can't find the MREs".
"Uh, Seagal ate them".
"Aboit a month's worth ".
Lmao best part of this video.
It reminds me of that one bit from the Y2K episode of Family Guy
How he moves the rife left handed to right handed is hilarious.
Nobody does that lol
It's the craziest shit I've ever seen 😂
My absolute most faved Steven Seagal flick is 1996 "Executive Decision" with him and Kurt Russell on the movie poster. Seagal is built up like this insane badass only to kick the bucket after like 15 min into the movie when he's sucked out of an airplane. And I kid you not, the whole cinema audience cheered their asses off. And I am talking 90ies Swiss cinema audience where people usually were not making a sound during movies amd you could more likely hear a fly fart.
That's hilarious. Having him die at the beginning was the best thing that movie could have done.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 a fly farting
Good movie
@@JasonBrant If what John Leguizamo said is any indication, Seagal cried like a little bitch when his character died and he (Seagal) insisted on his character dying be portrayed/filmed the way it was so that, and I'm quoting here, "wasn't definitive". That's how fragile Seagal's ego is.
He lost the Razzie that year to Marlon Brando. But this was Dr. Moreau level Brando, already long into his bout of acting constipation, even without everything else that was going on for Brando and the film's production.
Steven Seagal has single handedly turned “fat” into a verb
This is the comment of the year. Lmao, epic........
🤣 🤣 Love it.
😂
He's phat.
He's not fat. He's tactically wide...
I love how Keanu goes off into the fucking desert to complete a legit SWAT training, learn how to shoot, learn how to do several martial arts *AND* does his own stunts (completely not tiring stuff like FIGHTING and HANGING 40 FEET IN THE AIR FOR SEVEN TAKES) while Seagal needs a stunt double for walking up and down stairs, not even bothering to learn how to hold (let alone handle) a firearm.
Amazing.
Funny thing, even though Keanu isn´t the best speaker, he learned to become better, and is still a better speaker than Steven Seagal.
The old guy played Colonel Sink in Band of Brothers - pretty sure he was the guy that trained all the actors for it aswell.
It’s amazing this guy still actually gets paid to do this. I just can’t imagine some producers at a meeting discussing having this guy in their movie. How low budget do you have to be. I’m thinking a 1/2 step above homemade porn.
Haha!
Let's face it, these are already half a step below homemade porn.
He's probably not even cheap but you might want him because of his contacts within the industry.
Money laundering 🤫
Lol he's the best the budget could afford. If it was a good movie, it'd have a good budget. Eg: dead silence, to saw, by the last saw the budget was a schmillion $s