Dolittle Pitch Meeting

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  • @doctorjosephalbertnefario4332
    @doctorjosephalbertnefario4332 5 років тому +6032

    I feel like this movie was made for a pitch meeting...

  • @Memelord2020
    @Memelord2020 5 років тому +5855

    This movie will “Dolittle” at the box office

    • @LukeTheGhostKiller
      @LukeTheGhostKiller 5 років тому +323

      Ohhhh puns are TIGHT 😂

    • @carter_lovejoy
      @carter_lovejoy 5 років тому +118

      Luke The Ghost Killer 2515 making them is actually super easy, barley an inconvenience.

    • @daneray9594
      @daneray9594 5 років тому +31

      Love it.

    • @poisonedyoyo
      @poisonedyoyo 5 років тому +18

      To be honest all the upvotes on this comment that hhundreds of people have said before you confirms that at least 221 people who watched this video would enjoy the base humor of the actual movie.

    • @AscendantStoic
      @AscendantStoic 5 років тому +9

      Well played sir XD

  • @SohiHien
    @SohiHien 5 років тому +2699

    "Dragon butt holes are tight!"
    "Not particularly no"
    LMAO

    • @lutherholayeahme7449
      @lutherholayeahme7449 4 роки тому +39

      yeah from my experience most dragon butt holes are bigger than the average penis

    • @kendra5781
      @kendra5781 4 роки тому +25

      @@lutherholayeahme7449 ...From your experience? Do you have experience with dragons?

    • @lutherholayeahme7449
      @lutherholayeahme7449 4 роки тому +42

      @@kendra5781 Yeah I had a one night stand with Donkey's wife

    • @flashthunder1274
      @flashthunder1274 3 роки тому +14

      I’ve seen this in an anime before lol

    • @nowwhat8209
      @nowwhat8209 3 роки тому +16

      Cloacas, specifically, given that they are probably reptiles...

  • @drahcir7x23
    @drahcir7x23 5 років тому +896

    This is the most convoluted and confusing movie that I have heard.

    • @knives254
      @knives254 5 років тому +21

      More then Cats?

    • @Itsnobigdeal420
      @Itsnobigdeal420 5 років тому +5

      Zap Rowsdower probably the same lol

    • @jasonsmith530
      @jasonsmith530 5 років тому +16

      I could not hear anything! His whisper voice was so hard to understand

    • @cynthiasmith2459
      @cynthiasmith2459 5 років тому

      Same!

    • @Nurdse_326
      @Nurdse_326 5 років тому +1

      @@knives254 ROWSDOWER!

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 4 роки тому +974

    "I promised him a cut of the box office returns and now he owes US money."

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 3 роки тому +52

      You’re a genius script writer guy! And as the state of California subsidies us, we can continue loosing money on bad movie deals!

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 3 роки тому +38

      @@ConnanTheCivilized "Everything I know I learned from Uwe Boll."

    • @mrsandman1924
      @mrsandman1924 3 роки тому +16

      Isn't that the plot of The Producers?

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 3 роки тому +8

      @@mrsandman1924 in reverse.
      There the horny old ladies gave him money in exchange for the returns, but (theoretically) there wouldn't be any.

  • @firstweekofwinter
    @firstweekofwinter 5 років тому +3662

    "There's gonna be a polar bear who's always cold - which is ironic and therefore good writing"
    I died :D

    • @IanMahetiMbano
      @IanMahetiMbano 5 років тому +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @fairlyliterary4771
      @fairlyliterary4771 5 років тому +18

      His headshot tho 🤣

    • @markcobuzzi826
      @markcobuzzi826 5 років тому +32

      “So does the polar bear not have any fur and blubber, or does he just feel cold all the time unless he is dangerously overheating himself?”
      “Get all the way off my back.”

    • @johnnyskinwalker4095
      @johnnyskinwalker4095 5 років тому +9

      it subverted expectations

    • @justameremortal2457
      @justameremortal2457 4 роки тому +2

      rip

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 5 років тому +3796

    "Can he do a Welsh accent?"
    "I don't think...no, he can't."

    • @Haveba
      @Haveba 5 років тому +81

      Makes you think why didn't they cast Michael Sheen as the lead. As a welshman I think he could do the accent. 😂

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 5 років тому +72

      @@Haveba Sheen also has the ability to be entertaining without being snarky.

    • @issers
      @issers 5 років тому +39

      @@ThreadBomb Yeah, I mean the fact that they gave the welshman a british accent and the american a welsh one... like WHY.

    • @jlscoyserney
      @jlscoyserney 4 роки тому +29

      @@issers An english accent.* Britain is the whole island.

    • @issers
      @issers 4 роки тому +15

      @@jlscoyserney Sorry! That one confuses me every time.

  • @rickyandreou
    @rickyandreou 5 років тому +8376

    Ryan's Pitch Meetings are the only reason I'm subscribed to screen rant.

    • @royjones0824
      @royjones0824 5 років тому +308

      Lol trust me everybody that’s subscribed is just here for Ryan😂😂

    • @3AHoles
      @3AHoles 5 років тому +153

      That's pretty much their only subs anymore. That and people who forgot UA-cam exists.

    • @crimsonvampyre602
      @crimsonvampyre602 5 років тому +65

      Oh they know

    • @AscendantStoic
      @AscendantStoic 5 років тому +184

      Same here, the rest of their content is crap, if he moves Pitch Meeting to a new channel i'd unsubscribe from here in a heartbeat XD

    • @quiettimegaming3642
      @quiettimegaming3642 5 років тому +46

      TheHunterWolf yeah, he should just bounce on SR and solely upload to his own channel.

  • @themorrigan7224
    @themorrigan7224 4 роки тому +618

    I literally have started watching Pitch Meeting instead of watching the movies that I know are going to be bad. I so deeply appreciate these

    • @satansbarman
      @satansbarman 2 роки тому +13

      It's a great way to know what happens without suffering through awful films 😂

    • @refinededusoft
      @refinededusoft 2 роки тому +8

      Duuuuuuuuude, that's what I've been doing too 😂😂

    • @realitymatters4745
      @realitymatters4745 2 роки тому +2

      Yesssss me3

    • @jenniferp403
      @jenniferp403 2 роки тому +1

      I thought that’s what all the Cool People were doing nowadays.

    • @willrollason9324
      @willrollason9324 Рік тому +1

      yep, never going to watch this but laughed out loud about the bagpipes!

  • @cryocritikal
    @cryocritikal 5 років тому +2978

    Ryan’s back must be paining after carrying screen rant. Oh wait,he just asked them to get all the way off that thing

    • @PaperBagProduction
      @PaperBagProduction 5 років тому +152

      Ryan: My back is where you are and I'd like you to vacate the premises
      Screen Rant: Oh let me get off that thing

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 5 років тому +33

      You think he can demand a raise?

    • @TheCheese1988
      @TheCheese1988 5 років тому +17

      Hurting, not paining. FYI.

    • @cryocritikal
      @cryocritikal 5 років тому +7

      Brad T y can’t it be paining?

    • @TheCheese1988
      @TheCheese1988 5 років тому +10

      @@cryocritikal No, sorry. :c It could be *in pain*, but not paining.

  • @futureprimitivepast3044
    @futureprimitivepast3044 5 років тому +869

    This sounds far worse than I could have ever imagined.

    • @StarWarsomania
      @StarWarsomania 5 років тому +20

      2019 in a nutshell.
      2020 looks like it's off to a GREAT start!

    • @sommermcintosh1
      @sommermcintosh1 5 років тому +3

      Well I am just going to see Dolittle because of 2 people Rdj and Tom Holland

    • @joycelynong2534
      @joycelynong2534 5 років тому +17

      @@sommermcintosh1 uhhhh hate to break it to ya but Tom Holland's character isn't in the movie much bcos he didn't go on the trip :/ I was disappointed

    • @ComicBookGuy420
      @ComicBookGuy420 5 років тому +4

      It was actually a lot better than you'd think

    • @Jing737
      @Jing737 5 років тому

      @@----Jay---- He's the voice of a dog, I think. He doesn't get much voice acting in this movie sadly

  • @wyliecoyote7822
    @wyliecoyote7822 5 років тому +928

    "So there IS a story?"
    "Yeah, kinda...maybe...a little."

    • @JaBoreman
      @JaBoreman 5 років тому +4

      Quoting his videos makes u an unoriginal unfunny uncreative fool. Think of something funny on ur own kid.

    • @LogansDarling
      @LogansDarling 5 років тому +11

      john boreman Or..... Don’t. You know, either way works.

    • @sam-psonsmith9951
      @sam-psonsmith9951 4 роки тому +6

      @@JaBoreman You are new on UA-cam i guess.

    • @PotrzebieConolly
      @PotrzebieConolly 4 роки тому +6

      @@JaBoreman Yeah, he should have said "The part I really liked was {not gonna tell ya}".

    • @kchgamer1788
      @kchgamer1788 4 роки тому +8

      They Dolittle with it

  • @PapaMerlz
    @PapaMerlz 5 років тому +1335

    “So there’s a story?”
    “Well kinda...maybe...a little”
    Funny way to say “no” but I’ll take it lol

    • @MyKillyy
      @MyKillyy 5 років тому +16

      I smell a new catch phrase.

    • @azultarmizi
      @azultarmizi 5 років тому +10

      well kinda...maybe...Dolittle

  • @MrMillennium
    @MrMillennium 5 років тому +298

    Im convinced 90% of the budget went to just having RDJ

    • @AhsimNreiziev
      @AhsimNreiziev 5 років тому +9

      I'm not sure. RDJ's primary interest with this movie seemed to be to hope it succeeds so he won't be remembered as just Iron Man, so I wouldn't be completely surprised if his pay check was fairly modest.
      Is there any actual data on RDJ's compensation for this movie?

    • @TheZooropaBaby
      @TheZooropaBaby 5 років тому +6

      his wife produced this movie too

    • @MrMillennium
      @MrMillennium 5 років тому +3

      Fellas this was just a joke ;-;

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet 5 років тому +9

      @@AhsimNreiziev I would have preferred dying being known as Iron Man.

    • @ionichi
      @ionichi 5 років тому

      Shoulda got RDA instead.

  • @amfi_theevolutionofher
    @amfi_theevolutionofher 5 років тому +172

    Ryan playing the kid's constant look of wonderment is both adorable and hilarious

  • @nerenik84
    @nerenik84 5 років тому +422

    "Dragon Butt holes are tight"
    Quote of the day.

    • @shannonsherrod9977
      @shannonsherrod9977 5 років тому +1

      PASUE!

    • @zozidedodo780
      @zozidedodo780 5 років тому +7

      Rick and morty episode proves it

    • @VinsmokeDTheorist
      @VinsmokeDTheorist 5 років тому +4

      Dragon Balls, Dragon Butt Holes lol what’s next??

    • @job3rg
      @job3rg 5 років тому +4

      @@VinsmokeDTheorist Dragon Peni....

    • @Polar_Bear_Ron
      @Polar_Bear_Ron 5 років тому +8

      nerenik84 “Does the dragon do something to his butt hole?”
      Sounds like a pitch meeting I am both horrified and strangely interested in

  • @ShawnBlaque
    @ShawnBlaque 5 років тому +1399

    "Is this like a whale that he knows?"
    'I guess so, ya sure I don't care"
    LOL Ryan please never stop these, at least until you've done every movie.....

  • @tianahorsey-daydreamer8962
    @tianahorsey-daydreamer8962 Рік тому +16

    Fun facts,
    1. The animal languages thing was in the original Dr. Doolittle stories and the movie with Rex Harrison. It wasn't until Eddie Murphy that they switched to some kind of innate ability.
    2. It's been a while since I read the books, but I seem to remember there being mythical creatures in them. In the original movie and in the book, I think the first story was about finding a giant snail the size of a house? So yeah. It was a half assed effort to smash the several versions together as far as I can tell.

  • @BSJINTHEHOUSE420
    @BSJINTHEHOUSE420 5 років тому +1479

    “So after Avengers: Endgame what’s next for your career?”
    Robert Downey Jr.: I’m going to Dolittle.

    • @newusername7281
      @newusername7281 5 років тому +24

      I've seen that joke on Jeremy jahns review.

    • @RANDOMPEPSIBOTTLES
      @RANDOMPEPSIBOTTLES 5 років тому +17

      Saw it on Jeremy Jahn's video review. Busted

    • @fenrir7065
      @fenrir7065 5 років тому

      I know that reference, It's from a Dwayne Johnson where plays as an American Football player who is suddenly surprised to learn that he has a daughter with his ex-wife.

    • @commentcopbadge6665
      @commentcopbadge6665 5 років тому +4

      Ah I see what you did there. You watched the Jeremy Jahns video.

    • @renapeppers20
      @renapeppers20 5 років тому +2

      lmao u from armin's channel i see you everywhere

  • @AaronBallvideos
    @AaronBallvideos 5 років тому +817

    “Oh is the dragon going to do something to his butthole now”
    I died at that line 🤣

  • @AlexQuested
    @AlexQuested 5 років тому +577

    Charlie's Angels definitely needs a pitch meeting.

    • @Milos596
      @Milos596 4 роки тому +4

      Who's Charlie?

    • @vega_tech
      @vega_tech 4 роки тому +17

      @@Milos596 Charlie your mama

    • @monsoon861
      @monsoon861 4 роки тому +9

      They haven't done JAWS or back to the future

    • @Metal0sopher
      @Metal0sopher 3 роки тому +3

      @@vega_tech Mama jokes are tight.

    • @doriangreen3231
      @doriangreen3231 2 роки тому +5

      Blaming sexism instead of crappy writing, unlikable characters, and a director with a huge chip on her shoulder for a box office bomb is tight!

  • @mimah1015
    @mimah1015 5 років тому +301

    "...or something, I don't care."
    That's my new go to phrase from now on.😂😂

    • @Liusila
      @Liusila 5 років тому +1

      Mimah 101 Isn’t not caring at work gonna be kind of difficult?

    • @mimah1015
      @mimah1015 4 роки тому

      @Mi Ke LOL.

  • @sarahkelly119
    @sarahkelly119 5 років тому +580

    “Because his wife has instructions in her journal in it or something that I don’t care”
    Best. Ever.

  • @masteroftribes8328
    @masteroftribes8328 4 роки тому +68

    As a WelshMan i'd like to say the Robert actually gave a really good go at it! and its nice to see a welsh accent on a main character of a Major international film. (even one that flops at the box office)

    • @AvaTsohantaridis
      @AvaTsohantaridis 3 дні тому

      Glad to know the accent was at least decent! And honestly I liked the movie, I think all the complaints I've heard about it are valid but it was still a fun time.

  • @BadWolf_Is_MyMummy
    @BadWolf_Is_MyMummy 5 років тому +838

    Still waiting for the day:
    "So, You have a movie for me?"
    -"No."

    • @ominousfog4790
      @ominousfog4790 5 років тому +79

      That better be the April fools video

    • @zbh9268
      @zbh9268 5 років тому +43

      New Mutants for the past 2 years.

    • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126
      @justanotherchannelonyoutub126 5 років тому +83

      “No sir I don’t”
      “Oh you don’t?”
      “Yeah yeah yeah”
      “How come?”
      “I forgot to write one”
      “Oh, forgetting things is tight”

    • @peterg76yt
      @peterg76yt 5 років тому +7

      Wasn't one of them pitched as a toy commercial?

    • @frogge8034
      @frogge8034 5 років тому +4

      "Oh, well, that sounds easy enough." "Actually it's going to be super difficult, a major inconvenience."

  • @gobias_
    @gobias_ 5 років тому +275

    Ryan:"Let me know what other movies you want to see pitch meetings for"
    Me: "All of them"

    • @sal4731
      @sal4731 5 років тому +8

      David Nugent Ryan: which movies do u want pitch meetings for?
      Me: yes

    • @kevinc5895
      @kevinc5895 5 років тому +2

      But let's put Jupiter Ascending at the top of the list.

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 5 років тому

      Percy Jackson!!

    • @patrickrobinsob1464
      @patrickrobinsob1464 5 років тому +1

      Phantom Of The Paradise!!!!

    • @Jayluvlee87
      @Jayluvlee87 Місяць тому

      ​@@kevinc5895I hope you're as satisfied as I was with it

  • @tomholmes5055
    @tomholmes5055 5 років тому +193

    Return of the "Get off my back"
    Using that phrase is *TIGHT*

  • @whiplash9548
    @whiplash9548 5 років тому +885

    You can’t make a movie that bombs when it stars the guy who plays Iron Man.
    Actually it’s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @RageUnchained
      @RageUnchained 5 років тому +40

      Referencing videos in the comments is tight!

    • @Galantski
      @Galantski 5 років тому +17

      Actually, it's going to be _super, super, super easy,_ especially when Tony Stark goes from being an Avenger to proctologist for a dragon! The body part his previous character sometimes was figuratively, Dolittle provides medical treatment for literally. _Wow! Wow! Wow!_

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 5 років тому +2

      Even easier when you do a dodgy accent like that

    • @ComicBookGuy420
      @ComicBookGuy420 5 років тому

      When you watch the movie, the whole dragon thing actually kind of fits, and is actually kinda funny
      Again, that would require actually first watching the movie

    • @ngonsor
      @ngonsor 5 років тому

      Whoopsie!

  • @peffiSC2source
    @peffiSC2source 5 років тому +76

    I think the "I need you to get all the way off my back" running gag is my favorite and the most underrated. I really want to use this in real a real world situation once in my life.

    • @Romancefantasy
      @Romancefantasy 5 років тому +8

      I am going to use "I need you to get all the way off my back" whenever I have no answers.

    • @atomicmeatball7264
      @atomicmeatball7264 5 років тому +2

      Like Ryan carrying screen rant

    • @vicky248123
      @vicky248123 5 років тому +7

      The dream is that the person actually responds "let me get off that thing"

    • @phatmantv
      @phatmantv 5 років тому

      @@Romancefantasy I've said it. It's pretty funny I think, by the looks on people's faces😂

    • @mystichdx
      @mystichdx 5 років тому +1

      I've used it a good few times in real life already. It's super easy.
      Barely an inconvenience.

  • @mrsbouvier1
    @mrsbouvier1 5 років тому +57

    You, Ryan, are phenomenal. I’m pitch-meeting obsessed. My pitch meeting suggestions are: Grease (1978), and Supergirl (1984). There is no sense to ANYthing that happens in either script, and if anyone could give them the treatment they deserve - it’s you.

    • @OnlyFolklore13
      @OnlyFolklore13 7 місяців тому

      Screenwriter: and then they’re car is gunna fly away!
      Producer: why?
      Screenwriter: I don’t know.

  • @thecouncilofnine4692
    @thecouncilofnine4692 5 років тому +778

    "Who's gonna voice him?"
    "I have his headshot right here. "
    *Shows an empty page.*
    "Oh, John Cena! That's a great picture."
    Classic, Ryan. Classic. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dsjgfxxkhrx4050
      @dsjgfxxkhrx4050 5 років тому +18

      I don't get it

    • @jayachandranp2516
      @jayachandranp2516 5 років тому +53

      John Cena has this catch phrase "You can't see me". Try to catch up.

    • @blueorbust.2771
      @blueorbust.2771 5 років тому +51

      What do you mean empty page? Ryan accidenty put up a picture of Drax.

    • @dsjgfxxkhrx4050
      @dsjgfxxkhrx4050 5 років тому +4

      @@jayachandranp2516 oh neat

    • @1216jimmyz
      @1216jimmyz 5 років тому +15

      @@blueorbust.2771 exactly, a picture of Drax being very very still...lol

  • @cassetiquette
    @cassetiquette 5 років тому +149

    “Ironic & therefore good writing.”
    Yup.

  • @DeadlyDanDaMan
    @DeadlyDanDaMan 4 роки тому +3479

    CATS: $50 million loss
    Dolittle: $100 million loss
    The Mummy: $95 million loss
    People at Universal need to start being fired in a BIIIIIIG way.

    • @tripchaup1831
      @tripchaup1831 4 роки тому +28

      😂😂😂😂

    • @seanrodey4179
      @seanrodey4179 4 роки тому +403

      Not to mention they somehow ruined two hulk movies.. arguably the most popular and exposed marvel character other than wolverine and spiderman up to that point in 2008...

    • @abduljah9355
      @abduljah9355 4 роки тому +311

      I think their pitch meetings might literally just be like these videos.

    • @Snoke1912
      @Snoke1912 4 роки тому +129

      At least the Jurassic Park movies keep making them money.

    • @ilovebrandnewcarpets
      @ilovebrandnewcarpets 4 роки тому +265

      I can’t imagine anyone greenlighting a 175M budget for a Dr. Dolittle movie. Would have loved to be a fly on the wall at the actual pitch meeting.

  • @whathaveibecome...
    @whathaveibecome... 5 років тому +211

    "...who by the way was very interested in the project"
    "OH!"
    "Sorry the paycheck"
    "oh okay"
    🤣🤣

  • @elwood62
    @elwood62 5 років тому +177

    The best part was when they saved the queen’s life she woke up and was rude to everyone for no reason.

    • @ScionStorm1
      @ScionStorm1 5 років тому +14

      She's the Queen. Isn't that reason enough?

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 5 років тому +1

      she almost freaking died

    • @yuhyuh7603
      @yuhyuh7603 5 років тому

      Why'd you watch it?

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 5 років тому +1

      @@yuhyuh7603 cause it looked fun & it was

  • @lone_stick
    @lone_stick 5 років тому +461

    "I have his headshot right here."
    *Holds up a blank sheet of paper*
    "Oh, John Cena. That's a good picture."
    Just wanted to show that I, too, watched the video.

    • @lone_stick
      @lone_stick 4 роки тому +5

      gina YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!!!!!!

    • @nomad7781
      @nomad7781 4 роки тому +4

      smh, didn't realize the page was blank...so sad

    • @asafupps
      @asafupps 4 роки тому +2

      👏👏👏 a role model for us all

    • @theladyamalthea
      @theladyamalthea 4 роки тому +2

      Can someone please explain that joke to me? I know who John Cena is, but I didn’t get it.

    • @milorules2729
      @milorules2729 4 роки тому +12

      @@theladyamalthea "You can't see me." - John Cena 👋👋

  • @pennywisethedancingclown2702
    @pennywisethedancingclown2702 5 років тому +687

    This video will get more likes than the actual movie.

    • @deederdoo
      @deederdoo 5 років тому +9

      More likes and more views.

    • @CalvinHikes
      @CalvinHikes 5 років тому +3

      Certainly already been funnier.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 років тому +565

    Writers: Let's Dolittle

    • @foxamv7124
      @foxamv7124 5 років тому +10

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache BRUH U AGAIN

    • @user-ye9dj9ql9r
      @user-ye9dj9ql9r 5 років тому +2

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache you where in nux noob and pro video

    • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126
      @justanotherchannelonyoutub126 5 років тому +1

      Dolittle, dolate

    • @cyberspino6277
      @cyberspino6277 5 років тому

      And not follow the original books what so ever

    • @Mopocrypha
      @Mopocrypha 5 років тому +2

      How are you in every UA-camr comments

  • @harrywithanh
    @harrywithanh 5 років тому +3554

    Why put a spoiler warning when no-one’s gonna go see it

    • @Allthingsfadra
      @Allthingsfadra 5 років тому +138

      I saw it. Don't worry - it was a press screening. It was so bad I couldn't even review it.

    • @elorahbillustrator
      @elorahbillustrator 5 років тому +36

      Lol, I actually kind of wanted to till I saw this....

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 5 років тому +58

      i saw it. i enjoyed it. sure it could use some improvement

    • @MaheshRaomahesh
      @MaheshRaomahesh 5 років тому +14

      Its amazing.I loved it

    • @Swiftbow
      @Swiftbow 5 років тому +37

      I saw it. (I am a fan of the Dolittle books). It was... about as bad as the Pitch Meeting suggests.

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 5 років тому +104

    "So there is gonna be story in this thing?"
    "Yeah, kind of...maybe...sorta..." LOL!

  • @peffiSC2source
    @peffiSC2source 5 років тому +158

    At this point you have to wonder if that's just a money laundering operation lmao.

    • @ChaniagoAbd
      @ChaniagoAbd 5 років тому +14

      It most likely is

    • @heidiwills4259
      @heidiwills4259 5 років тому +10

      That would explain a lot.

    • @lukewright9031
      @lukewright9031 5 років тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

    • @supermax64
      @supermax64 5 років тому +10

      I don't know about specifically making bad movies, but I hear the accounting in Hollywood is super wacky.

    • @200131240
      @200131240 5 років тому +5

      Wolf of Wall Street has been confirmed to have been a money laundering operation and it was still a good movie. They could at least have some class and make art while doing their crimes 🤣

  • @Tcoldsteel
    @Tcoldsteel 10 місяців тому +2

    Absolutely no one remembers this movie in 2024 but I do remember this pitch meeting.

  • @huverdoose
    @huverdoose 5 років тому +280

    "It's good to see Robert Downey Jr. is back in good cinema."
    -Martin Scorsese

    • @milton7763
      @milton7763 5 років тому +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      This comment is so underrated!

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad 4 роки тому +1

      That guy deserves more likes.

    • @siddharth1010
      @siddharth1010 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @144digital
      @144digital Рік тому

      Oh God, this is good... 😂😂😂

  • @thymother4186
    @thymother4186 5 років тому +305

    Watched all the ads so Ryan can afford a chiropractor after carrying the channel on his back.

    • @Zwangsworkaholic
      @Zwangsworkaholic 5 років тому +10

      yeah this channel really needs to get off his back

    • @derekschultz834
      @derekschultz834 5 років тому +9

      I watch the ads so he can afford to buy Canada

    • @shannonemberson5519
      @shannonemberson5519 5 років тому +2

      You’d think getting a chiropractor would be difficult for Ryan but it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience!!!

    • @505elvis
      @505elvis 5 років тому +2

      They should really get all the way off that thing

    • @ImaniMonique
      @ImaniMonique 5 років тому

      Zwangsworkaholic ALL the way off his back. 😂

  • @iknoukno6250
    @iknoukno6250 5 років тому +370

    Ryan is the Cleveland LeBron of youtube. He's literally carrying an entire franchise.

    • @davidtaylor4308
      @davidtaylor4308 5 років тому +23

      I agree if he had his own channel I don’t think I’d ever visit screen rant

    • @ape7119
      @ape7119 5 років тому +20

      David Taylor he does have his own channel but he doesn’t post the pitches on it

    • @davidtaylor4308
      @davidtaylor4308 5 років тому +2

      Andrew Ely :(

    • @ethanblack940
      @ethanblack940 5 років тому +6

      @@davidtaylor4308 but he does have his playlist on those pitch meetings. You could always check there for new videos

    • @EmeraldTalks
      @EmeraldTalks 5 років тому +8

      @@davidtaylor4308 Well, I think Screen Rant has the rights to the Pitch Meeting thing, so you won't see any of that stuff there, but I'd say the videos on his personal channel is arguably better than the pitch meetings,

  • @seendizzle5765
    @seendizzle5765 5 років тому +81

    I’m so glad that the climax of the movie was a dragon farting

  • @marquis911
    @marquis911 5 років тому +30

    I cannot verbally communicate how much I smiled throughout every single episode I watched.
    You are amazing at this, and please do not stop.

  • @marcy2443
    @marcy2443 5 років тому +86

    “Is the dragon going to do something to his butt hole now?” 😂😂😂
    And why is there a Dragon? That’s so random!!

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 3 роки тому +5

      Well not that I’m defending Universal’s cheap tricks but the original Dr. Doolidle movie was basically a superhero film. Suspension of disbelief? Nah f it! 😒 👎

  • @cabinboy001
    @cabinboy001 5 років тому +27

    "...has instructions in it i dont care"
    Probably every person working on that movie's mood

  • @fehzorz
    @fehzorz 5 років тому +128

    "So you have a money laundering scheme for me"

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 5 років тому +19

      "Yes sir I do. We need an outlet to launder our money through after our sex trafficking and prostitution profits come in!"

    • @Ilyathe2nd
      @Ilyathe2nd 5 років тому +9

      @Snoi Med "And definitely don't write about the bagpipe incident, it was embarrassing enough as it is."
      "Wouldn't it be cute if it happened to a dragon?"
      "Wow, you're very creepy."

    • @TheJuggtron
      @TheJuggtron 5 років тому +3

      this is too close to the truth

    • @patrickrobinsob1464
      @patrickrobinsob1464 5 років тому +1

      Snoi Med you should get off his back about not paying you enough.

    • @stevepalpatine2828
      @stevepalpatine2828 5 років тому

      @@Ilyathe2nd Wow wow wow

  • @leyenda6149
    @leyenda6149 5 років тому +2574

    Pitch Meetings > Honest Trailers

    • @Dan-sb2fb
      @Dan-sb2fb 4 роки тому +88

      yeahyeayeah!

    • @AzLolFun
      @AzLolFun 4 роки тому +142

      But honest trailers has "bewwwwbs" 😂

    • @andimoz
      @andimoz 4 роки тому +352

      or u can just enjoy both without having to unnecessarily pit them against each other🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @Dan-sb2fb
      @Dan-sb2fb 4 роки тому +95

      Andrea Flores FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

    • @lordhydra474
      @lordhydra474 4 роки тому +92

      @@Dan-sb2fb FIGHTING IS TIGHT

  • @jac0736
    @jac0736 5 років тому +268

    not being able to see John Cena's head shot "because you can't see me" catchphrase is tight

    • @DanielLopez-cy2tq
      @DanielLopez-cy2tq 5 років тому +7

      @Noise Pollution It's OK that means you never watched wrestling

    • @qwertyrevo
      @qwertyrevo 5 років тому +7

      I thought it was because Cena is so white...

    • @yoshidinono8095
      @yoshidinono8095 5 років тому

      That was forced.

    • @DanielLopez-cy2tq
      @DanielLopez-cy2tq 5 років тому

      @@yoshidinono8095 that's what she said lol

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 5 років тому +3

      @@DanielLopez-cy2tq Forced sex is tight

  • @thebongoplayer1535
    @thebongoplayer1535 5 років тому +74

    "Can he do a Welsh accent?"
    "I don't think.. no, not really."
    This might be the best pitch meeting yet.

    • @hibbidyjibbidyy
      @hibbidyjibbidyy Рік тому

      is there such a thing as welsh accent anymore? or just say allu snackbar

  • @LGPiMedia
    @LGPiMedia 5 років тому +61

    Remix the Pitch:
    Wow wow wow wow 0:15 5:27
    Tight 5:12
    Super easy 4:59
    Oh my god 4:37 4:49
    Get off my back 3:01
    I don’t know 2:23
    Well ok then 3:19 4:44
    Fair enough 2:24
    Bonus line 5:41

  • @sarathgopakumar4166
    @sarathgopakumar4166 5 років тому +192

    Ryan- "who's gonna voice the bear"
    Also Ryan- "I have his head shot right here"
    'Shows a blank paper'
    Ryan- "Oh John cena"🤣🤣🤣

    • @darkscorpionomega
      @darkscorpionomega 5 років тому +8

      We really can't see him

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 5 років тому +5

      His visage cannot be seen by mortal eyes

    • @mimah1015
      @mimah1015 5 років тому +2

      @@berengustav7714 Then how did Ryan see him?

    • @nicklenickle1963
      @nicklenickle1963 5 років тому +3

      Mimah 101 Ryan isn’t a mortal

    • @mimah1015
      @mimah1015 5 років тому

      @@nicklenickle1963 🤣🤣

  • @parisolivarious
    @parisolivarious 5 років тому +353

    So is this like a whale that he knows?
    “I guess so, yeah sure, I don’t care!”

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 5 років тому +9

      @Emperor Palpatine Wow wow wow wow

    • @omeg4Chad
      @omeg4Chad 5 років тому +1

      It seems this is what I wrote here

  • @KanohiVahi
    @KanohiVahi 10 місяців тому +3

    The way he inserted "I don't care" in the middle of a sentence with zero pause was hilarious! 😆 Really hammers it home how absolutely little the screenwriter- guy cares.

  • @juanchocorleone
    @juanchocorleone 5 років тому +325

    "Spoilers ahead"
    Lol. I don't care.

  • @beepboop4612
    @beepboop4612 5 років тому +70

    Why watch a pitch meeting for a movie you haven’t watched yet?
    Because
    Fair enough

  • @empress-s
    @empress-s 4 роки тому +65

    Let me tell you, watching this video as someone who has never seen Dolittle and had absolutely no idea what happened in it, this was A Trip

  • @Its__Good
    @Its__Good 5 років тому +75

    Obviously Wales will help him - he's Welsh!

    • @moniqueloomis9772
      @moniqueloomis9772 5 років тому +2

      Punny! 😂

    • @jwe2223
      @jwe2223 5 років тому +5

      And the Welsh flag has a dragon on it

    • @userusernomi
      @userusernomi 5 років тому

      thank you for making this joke, spared me from the trouble

    • @JohnGoundry
      @JohnGoundry 5 років тому

      Whales* 🤣

  • @bahmat
    @bahmat 5 років тому +161

    1:13 *shows blank piece of paper*
    Producer: "Oh, John Cena!"
    🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

    • @Evie0133
      @Evie0133 4 роки тому

      bahmat I can't stop laughing 😂🤣 "I got his headshot right here!" "OH JOHN CENA!" 🤣😂

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 3 роки тому

      Movies: look this clearly isn’t Southern California!

    • @davidmarek535
      @davidmarek535 3 роки тому +1

      I don’t get it

    • @valerial9081
      @valerial9081 3 роки тому

      @@davidmarek535 Me neither, maybe it's because English is not my first language :c

    • @ancientchaos5804
      @ancientchaos5804 3 роки тому +4

      @@valerial9081 its a joke referencing john cena saying you can't see me when he was a wrestler. Google john cena invisible joke

  • @JSu-here
    @JSu-here 8 місяців тому +3

    "I guess so, yeah, sure, I don't care."
    I had to literally pause the video while I LOLed. Probably a good response to most questions about this movie!

  • @ThatAnArchyDude
    @ThatAnArchyDude 5 років тому +59

    Didn't even mention Spiderman (Tom Holland) voicing Dolittle's dog?
    I though it was some old lady, but the credits say it was Tom Holland.
    Dolittle: What's wrong with the Queen?
    Dog: She doesn't feel so good.
    Lol

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 5 років тому +2

      you thought the dog was voiced by an old lady?! Must've been some pretty good voice acting then!

    • @ThatAnArchyDude
      @ThatAnArchyDude 5 років тому +2

      @@princessthyemis Well, he wasn't using an 'American" accent.
      So that helped, but I also only remember him having (maybe) 3 scenes, and a handful of lines.
      So it's not like I heard him speak often. lol

    • @patrickrobinsob1464
      @patrickrobinsob1464 5 років тому

      I got that joke!!!

  • @carter_lovejoy
    @carter_lovejoy 5 років тому +56

    Next up: The Mandalorian Season 1, every Quentin Tarantino film and the 2020 Best Picture Nominees! *DEWIT!*

  • @LibertyBridgeProductions
    @LibertyBridgeProductions 3 роки тому +83

    Being from Wales I can confirm we all make fun of his accent in Dolittle here 😂.

    • @julesmasseffectmusic
      @julesmasseffectmusic 3 роки тому +2

      The only Welshman that English speakers can understand are New South Welshman.

    • @promontorium
      @promontorium Рік тому +1

      Being Welsh that's all you can do.

  • @WhoDoVoodoo3
    @WhoDoVoodoo3 5 років тому +57

    "I told him you'd give him twenty million dollars and a cut of the box office returns" So RDJ is making $20m from this?

    • @baz1184
      @baz1184 5 років тому +2

      Plus a cut of the box office which will be several million

    • @snc0023
      @snc0023 5 років тому +2

      LOL

    • @RLucas3000
      @RLucas3000 5 років тому +2

      I wonder if RDJ will somehow end up owing them?

    • @milton7763
      @milton7763 5 років тому +6

      Shahbaz Hussain Zzzuuuuuffffff
      Went right over your head that one, didn’t it

    • @haiqal5333
      @haiqal5333 5 років тому

      @@RLucas3000 not really, how would that work though?

  • @JeremyWS
    @JeremyWS 5 років тому +66

    "So is this a sequel, a remake, or a prequel?"
    "Yes"
    "Awesome"

    • @OfLegendBorn
      @OfLegendBorn 5 років тому +4

      Except it's none of those, so your answer is moronic. It's an original adaptation of the novel, which means it's not a sequel, not a remake and definitely not a prequel.

    • @JeremyWS
      @JeremyWS 5 років тому +12

      @@OfLegendBorn ::
      me: I made a joke and I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about the semantics.
      you: Ok, let me get off your back then.

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 5 років тому +4

      @@OfLegendBorn That would make it a remake, or reimaging, a return to the original. Or all three.

    • @jamighanijr8128
      @jamighanijr8128 5 років тому +1

      @@OfLegendBorn it is a remake technially. But if you really want to say it's not say its a reboot

    • @OfLegendBorn
      @OfLegendBorn 5 років тому

      @@jamighanijr8128 A reboot of what? The book? Again, that doesn't make sense. It's an original adaptation, leave it at that.

  • @brianhenry7348
    @brianhenry7348 3 роки тому

    Thanks!

  • @alismith3801
    @alismith3801 5 років тому +41

    Yay I am early!!!! And I actually saw the film!!! I wish they'd had a voice actor for Robert Downey Jr.

  • @gabrielgonzales5907
    @gabrielgonzales5907 5 років тому +31

    "...the dragon gonna do something to HIS butt hole now?..." LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @jackjerram3550
    @jackjerram3550 5 років тому +14

    'Get all the way off my back!'
    New catchphrases sure are *TIGHT*

  • @funkogalleries8342
    @funkogalleries8342 5 років тому +439

    This movie sounds like a real sandpaper condom.

    • @Penguinmanereikel
      @Penguinmanereikel 5 років тому +17

      Atom Gasp more like a sandpaper fleshlight

    • @Usith
      @Usith 5 років тому +3

      What’s that?

    • @Macapta
      @Macapta 5 років тому +17

      Yoyo something you should try

    • @JBandZ36
      @JBandZ36 5 років тому +4

      @@Penguinmanereikel How... How do you know that?

    • @CasepbX
      @CasepbX 5 років тому +8

      The lady clearly gets the worse end of that deal.

  • @probablyaparent
    @probablyaparent 5 років тому +24

    1:13 Best photo of John Cena I have seen yet.

  • @jasonmixon4163
    @jasonmixon4163 4 роки тому +2

    Just discovered this channel and now I'm hooked. I even say it with him [because I'm lonely] "is that going to be difficult? No. Barely an inconvenience." Never gets old.

  • @MasterTSayge
    @MasterTSayge 5 років тому +15

    Studios: Excuse me Robert Downey jr, but did you say you wanted to Do little or Dolittle?
    RDJ: Yes

  • @p0rt3r
    @p0rt3r 5 років тому +8

    When he said the obligatory "I don't know!", I felt like we have reached a point in Hollywood history where that needs to become "I don't care!"
    And shortly after he dropped "I guess so, yeah, sure, I don't care." and "His wife has a journal there that has instructions in it or something, I don't care."
    I felt a connection there!

  • @DiNozzoLeach
    @DiNozzoLeach 3 роки тому +12

    The entire summary of the 3rd act had me in stitches 🤣🤣

  • @mass2293
    @mass2293 5 років тому +38

    "Here's the thing about insects and animals, I did no research on them, what so ever." LMAO

  • @GeekdomCentral
    @GeekdomCentral 5 років тому +19

    “People are gonna flock to the theaters” - I see what you did there

  • @W-meme
    @W-meme 5 років тому +20

    Producer : "Is this going to flop"
    Writer : "sure"
    Producer : "Well okay then"

  • @Purgosmusic
    @Purgosmusic 5 років тому +128

    This movie sounds like child made this up or an adult got really high lol

    • @ScionStorm1
      @ScionStorm1 5 років тому +8

      Dolittle is what you get when you spend all your skill points on exotic Linguistics.

    • @Purgosmusic
      @Purgosmusic 5 років тому +3

      Or what u get when u play druid who only knows the spell commune with animals lol

    • @Jordan-vc4cn
      @Jordan-vc4cn 5 років тому

      So, like any of Robert Rodriguez's family films.

    • @xenotronia6681
      @xenotronia6681 5 років тому

      They were books first, and they were great

  • @sclark615
    @sclark615 5 років тому +35

    "Here's the thing about animals, I've done absolutely no research on them" bravo

  • @thor3279
    @thor3279 4 роки тому +1

    Pitch meetings are so good, I watch Pitch Meetings for movies i have no intention of ever seeing. I enjoy them even about movies I enjoy. so much work, so well done. Thank you!

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 5 років тому +142

    "Dragon buttholes are tight!"
    Was this movie sponsored by Bad Dragon?

    • @attackofthelumbie9029
      @attackofthelumbie9029 5 років тому +7

      Yeah.

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 5 років тому +9

      Nah, then it would be creative.

    • @dackdack8047
      @dackdack8047 5 років тому +2

      IGGYYYYYY

    • @stevedenis8292
      @stevedenis8292 5 років тому +8

      Donkey can confirm.

    • @jacobg6628
      @jacobg6628 5 років тому +3

      I want to like this comment, but its at 69 likes and I can't ruin that for this comment. Just know I approve.

  • @JohnBaker-ki8vw
    @JohnBaker-ki8vw 5 років тому +37

    Pitch Meeting notification? Instantly dropped everything I was doing . . .

    • @outtheredude
      @outtheredude 5 років тому +1

      Please tell me you're not a heart surgeon. ;-)

    • @themarkiscookin
      @themarkiscookin 5 років тому +2

      It was super easy barely an inconvenience

  • @ASMR_Junkie
    @ASMR_Junkie Місяць тому +1

    On a long enough timeline, I will watch all of these.

  • @cowzrule6421
    @cowzrule6421 5 років тому +14

    I really want to see pitch meetings for Zombieland, Back to the Future, and Despicable Me

  • @kousetsuhana
    @kousetsuhana 5 років тому +7

    Give this man a raise. Even if you just did, there is virtually no limit to how much money this guy deserves for his excellent work.

  • @Drekulviin
    @Drekulviin 5 місяців тому +2

    And now he is Doctor DoomLittle. :P

  • @metrunui8224
    @metrunui8224 5 років тому +36

    "So you got an animated TV series live action movie adaptation for me?"
    "Yes sir I do, and its called The Last Airbender"
    "Oh wow what happened to the first one"
    "I dont know"

  • @massachusettssportscentral9444
    @massachusettssportscentral9444 5 років тому +61

    Fan Theory:
    Ryan actually bankrolled this movie with his "Buying Canada" money figuring he would make it back tenfold with the Pitch Meeting.
    I mean there is literally no reason for this movie to exist other than for him to eviscerate it here!

    • @t.rexking441
      @t.rexking441 4 роки тому

      The only problem with that Theory is that Harry Potter is owned by Warner Brothers and Dolittle (2020) was made by Disney. But it's possible that this is the same producer and screenwriter but they just switched Companies.

  • @SomashreeSaha
    @SomashreeSaha 3 роки тому +5

    5:29 The look on Ryan's face when he said, "Now I'm gonna help you😉"

  • @craig1538
    @craig1538 5 років тому +16

    Best film review ever. I nearly pissed myself laughing. Subscribed.

  • @alphonsokillen3505
    @alphonsokillen3505 5 років тому +472

    Their needs to be a Pitch Meeting for The Last Airbender. Its such a disaster. Like so Screen Rant sees

    • @mennograafmans1595
      @mennograafmans1595 5 років тому +21

      I see only one problem with it. We are all reminded of that shitshow of a movie.

    • @alphonsokillen3505
      @alphonsokillen3505 5 років тому +4

      true but the jokes would be funny

    • @mennograafmans1595
      @mennograafmans1595 5 років тому +4

      @@alphonsokillen3505 Indeed. It would be hilarious. Especially with this type of humour. But still. Brrrrr. Get the chills thinking about it.

    • @rangers94ism
      @rangers94ism 5 років тому +6

      You're going to have to get aaaaaaalll the way off Ryan's back about this.

    • @turbotaquitogoogle8095
      @turbotaquitogoogle8095 5 років тому +3

      *There

  • @VinhPrag
    @VinhPrag Рік тому +1

    Never felt like watching this movie. Until now.

  • @marioalt9420
    @marioalt9420 5 років тому +10

    "Yeah, sure, that seems to be what I wrote here" seems to be a perfect new Pitch Meeting catchphrase :D

  • @matthewrycroft
    @matthewrycroft 5 років тому +29

    "Is this like a whale that he knows?"

  • @magicmank6893
    @magicmank6893 4 роки тому +12

    Pitch meetings is the only reason I watch screen rant !

  • @grrrr....maritz6491
    @grrrr....maritz6491 5 років тому +4

    These are getting funnier and funnier, great job Ryan!