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    Spoiler alert! Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Dolittle!
    Robert Downey Jr. was the face of the Marvel Cinematic Universe for over a decade, and fans were really pumped to see what movie he’d jump to next after leaving the MCU. As it turns out, the answer to that question is DOLITTLE, a movie that now exists.
    RDJ is the third actor to play Doctor Dolittle after Eddie Murphy and Rex Harrison, and one thing is for sure: this is a movie that now exists. Dolittle is kind of a mess of a movie and definitely raises a ton of questions. Like if each species has its own language, how are they able to speak to each other? How is Dolittle able to address more than one species at once? How is that child able to learn how to speak to animals too? What is the plot of this movie? Why is John Cena voicing a polar bear? Why is there a dragon and WHERE DOES DOLITTLE PUT HIS HANDS?!
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to Dolittle! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @doctorjosephalbertnefario4332
    @doctorjosephalbertnefario4332 4 роки тому +5784

    I feel like this movie was made for a pitch meeting...

  • @Memelord2020
    @Memelord2020 4 роки тому +5460

    This movie will “Dolittle” at the box office

    • @LukeTheGhostKiller
      @LukeTheGhostKiller 4 роки тому +304

      Ohhhh puns are TIGHT 😂

    • @carter_lovejoy
      @carter_lovejoy 4 роки тому +111

      Luke The Ghost Killer 2515 making them is actually super easy, barley an inconvenience.

    • @daneray9594
      @daneray9594 4 роки тому +30

      Love it.

    • @poisonedyoyo
      @poisonedyoyo 4 роки тому +17

      To be honest all the upvotes on this comment that hhundreds of people have said before you confirms that at least 221 people who watched this video would enjoy the base humor of the actual movie.

    • @AscendantStoic
      @AscendantStoic 4 роки тому +8

      Well played sir XD

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 3 роки тому +771

    "I promised him a cut of the box office returns and now he owes US money."

    • @Daniel-jk6ve
      @Daniel-jk6ve 3 роки тому +48

      You’re a genius script writer guy! And as the state of California subsidies us, we can continue loosing money on bad movie deals!

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 3 роки тому +35

      @@Daniel-jk6ve "Everything I know I learned from Uwe Boll."

    • @mrsandman1924
      @mrsandman1924 3 роки тому +13

      Isn't that the plot of The Producers?

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 3 роки тому +8

      @@mrsandman1924 in reverse.
      There the horny old ladies gave him money in exchange for the returns, but (theoretically) there wouldn't be any.

  • @SohiHien
    @SohiHien 4 роки тому +2543

    "Dragon butt holes are tight!"
    "Not particularly no"
    LMAO

    • @lutherholayeahme7449
      @lutherholayeahme7449 3 роки тому +39

      yeah from my experience most dragon butt holes are bigger than the average penis

    • @kendra5781
      @kendra5781 3 роки тому +22

      @@lutherholayeahme7449 ...From your experience? Do you have experience with dragons?

    • @lutherholayeahme7449
      @lutherholayeahme7449 3 роки тому +42

      @@kendra5781 Yeah I had a one night stand with Donkey's wife

    • @anthonyhynek1274
      @anthonyhynek1274 3 роки тому +11

      I’ve seen this in an anime before lol

    • @nowwhat8209
      @nowwhat8209 3 роки тому +12

      Cloacas, specifically, given that they are probably reptiles...

  • @cryocritikal
    @cryocritikal 4 роки тому +2868

    Ryan’s back must be paining after carrying screen rant. Oh wait,he just asked them to get all the way off that thing

    • @PaperBagProduction
      @PaperBagProduction 4 роки тому +145

      Ryan: My back is where you are and I'd like you to vacate the premises
      Screen Rant: Oh let me get off that thing

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 4 роки тому +32

      You think he can demand a raise?

    • @TheCheese1988
      @TheCheese1988 4 роки тому +17

      Hurting, not paining. FYI.

    • @cryocritikal
      @cryocritikal 4 роки тому +7

      Brad T y can’t it be paining?

    • @TheCheese1988
      @TheCheese1988 4 роки тому +10

      @@cryocritikal No, sorry. :c It could be *in pain*, but not paining.

  • @BSJINTHEHOUSE420
    @BSJINTHEHOUSE420 4 роки тому +1441

    “So after Avengers: Endgame what’s next for your career?”
    Robert Downey Jr.: I’m going to Dolittle.

    • @newusername7281
      @newusername7281 4 роки тому +24

      I've seen that joke on Jeremy jahns review.

    • @RANDOMPEPSIBOTTLES
      @RANDOMPEPSIBOTTLES 4 роки тому +17

      Saw it on Jeremy Jahn's video review. Busted

    • @fenrir7065
      @fenrir7065 4 роки тому

      I know that reference, It's from a Dwayne Johnson where plays as an American Football player who is suddenly surprised to learn that he has a daughter with his ex-wife.

    • @commentcopbadge6665
      @commentcopbadge6665 4 роки тому +3

      Ah I see what you did there. You watched the Jeremy Jahns video.

    • @renapeppers20
      @renapeppers20 4 роки тому +2

      lmao u from armin's channel i see you everywhere

  • @firstweekofwinter
    @firstweekofwinter 4 роки тому +3566

    "There's gonna be a polar bear who's always cold - which is ironic and therefore good writing"
    I died :D

  • @DeadlyDanDaMan
    @DeadlyDanDaMan 3 роки тому +3445

    CATS: $50 million loss
    Dolittle: $100 million loss
    The Mummy: $95 million loss
    People at Universal need to start being fired in a BIIIIIIG way.

    • @tripchaup1831
      @tripchaup1831 3 роки тому +28

      😂😂😂😂

    • @seanrodey4179
      @seanrodey4179 3 роки тому +403

      Not to mention they somehow ruined two hulk movies.. arguably the most popular and exposed marvel character other than wolverine and spiderman up to that point in 2008...

    • @abduljah9355
      @abduljah9355 3 роки тому +310

      I think their pitch meetings might literally just be like these videos.

    • @Snoke1912
      @Snoke1912 3 роки тому +128

      At least the Jurassic Park movies keep making them money.

    • @ilovebrandnewcarpets
      @ilovebrandnewcarpets 3 роки тому +262

      I can’t imagine anyone greenlighting a 175M budget for a Dr. Dolittle movie. Would have loved to be a fly on the wall at the actual pitch meeting.

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 4 роки тому +3703

    "Can he do a Welsh accent?"
    "I don't think...no, he can't."

    • @Haveba
      @Haveba 4 роки тому +76

      Makes you think why didn't they cast Michael Sheen as the lead. As a welshman I think he could do the accent. 😂

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 4 роки тому +64

      @@Haveba Sheen also has the ability to be entertaining without being snarky.

    • @issers
      @issers 4 роки тому +36

      @@ThreadBomb Yeah, I mean the fact that they gave the welshman a british accent and the american a welsh one... like WHY.

    • @jlscoyserney
      @jlscoyserney 4 роки тому +30

      @@issers An english accent.* Britain is the whole island.

    • @issers
      @issers 4 роки тому +14

      @@jlscoyserney Sorry! That one confuses me every time.

  • @rickyandreou
    @rickyandreou 4 роки тому +8348

    Ryan's Pitch Meetings are the only reason I'm subscribed to screen rant.

    • @royjones0824
      @royjones0824 4 роки тому +305

      Lol trust me everybody that’s subscribed is just here for Ryan😂😂

    • @3AHoles
      @3AHoles 4 роки тому +152

      That's pretty much their only subs anymore. That and people who forgot UA-cam exists.

    • @crimsonvampyre602
      @crimsonvampyre602 4 роки тому +65

      Oh they know

    • @AscendantStoic
      @AscendantStoic 4 роки тому +185

      Same here, the rest of their content is crap, if he moves Pitch Meeting to a new channel i'd unsubscribe from here in a heartbeat XD

    • @quiettimegaming3642
      @quiettimegaming3642 4 роки тому +46

      TheHunterWolf yeah, he should just bounce on SR and solely upload to his own channel.

  • @wyliecoyote7822
    @wyliecoyote7822 4 роки тому +882

    "So there IS a story?"
    "Yeah, kinda...maybe...a little."

    • @JaBoreman
      @JaBoreman 4 роки тому +4

      Quoting his videos makes u an unoriginal unfunny uncreative fool. Think of something funny on ur own kid.

    • @LogansDarling
      @LogansDarling 4 роки тому +11

      john boreman Or..... Don’t. You know, either way works.

    • @sam-psonsmith9951
      @sam-psonsmith9951 3 роки тому +6

      @@JaBoreman You are new on UA-cam i guess.

    • @PotrzebieConolly
      @PotrzebieConolly 3 роки тому +6

      @@JaBoreman Yeah, he should have said "The part I really liked was {not gonna tell ya}".

    • @kchgamer1788
      @kchgamer1788 3 роки тому +7

      They Dolittle with it

  • @themorrigan7224
    @themorrigan7224 3 роки тому +601

    I literally have started watching Pitch Meeting instead of watching the movies that I know are going to be bad. I so deeply appreciate these

    • @satansbarman
      @satansbarman Рік тому +11

      It's a great way to know what happens without suffering through awful films 😂

    • @refinededusoft
      @refinededusoft Рік тому +7

      Duuuuuuuuude, that's what I've been doing too 😂😂

    • @realitymatters4745
      @realitymatters4745 Рік тому +2

      Yesssss me3

    • @jenniferp403
      @jenniferp403 Рік тому +1

      I thought that’s what all the Cool People were doing nowadays.

    • @willrollason9324
      @willrollason9324 Рік тому +1

      yep, never going to watch this but laughed out loud about the bagpipes!

  • @PapaMerlz
    @PapaMerlz 4 роки тому +1301

    “So there’s a story?”
    “Well kinda...maybe...a little”
    Funny way to say “no” but I’ll take it lol

    • @MyKillyy
      @MyKillyy 4 роки тому +16

      I smell a new catch phrase.

    • @azultarmizi
      @azultarmizi 4 роки тому +10

      well kinda...maybe...Dolittle

  • @futureprimitivepast3044
    @futureprimitivepast3044 4 роки тому +791

    This sounds far worse than I could have ever imagined.

    • @StarWarsomania
      @StarWarsomania 4 роки тому +19

      2019 in a nutshell.
      2020 looks like it's off to a GREAT start!

    • @sommermcintosh1
      @sommermcintosh1 4 роки тому +3

      Well I am just going to see Dolittle because of 2 people Rdj and Tom Holland

    • @joycelynong2534
      @joycelynong2534 4 роки тому +16

      @@sommermcintosh1 uhhhh hate to break it to ya but Tom Holland's character isn't in the movie much bcos he didn't go on the trip :/ I was disappointed

    • @ComicBookGuy420
      @ComicBookGuy420 4 роки тому +2

      It was actually a lot better than you'd think

    • @Jing737
      @Jing737 4 роки тому

      @@----Jay---- He's the voice of a dog, I think. He doesn't get much voice acting in this movie sadly

  • @leyenda6149
    @leyenda6149 4 роки тому +2446

    Pitch Meetings > Honest Trailers

    • @Dan-sb2fb
      @Dan-sb2fb 3 роки тому +83

      yeahyeayeah!

    • @AzLolFun
      @AzLolFun 3 роки тому +137

      But honest trailers has "bewwwwbs" 😂

    • @andimoz
      @andimoz 3 роки тому +328

      or u can just enjoy both without having to unnecessarily pit them against each other🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @Dan-sb2fb
      @Dan-sb2fb 3 роки тому +93

      Andrea Flores FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

    • @lordhydra474
      @lordhydra474 3 роки тому +90

      @@Dan-sb2fb FIGHTING IS TIGHT

  • @amfi_theevolutionofher
    @amfi_theevolutionofher 4 роки тому +158

    Ryan playing the kid's constant look of wonderment is both adorable and hilarious

  • @drahcir7x23
    @drahcir7x23 4 роки тому +850

    This is the most convoluted and confusing movie that I have heard.

  • @BadWolf_Is_MyMummy
    @BadWolf_Is_MyMummy 4 роки тому +816

    Still waiting for the day:
    "So, You have a movie for me?"
    -"No."

    • @ominousfog4790
      @ominousfog4790 4 роки тому +80

      That better be the April fools video

    • @zbh9268
      @zbh9268 4 роки тому +43

      New Mutants for the past 2 years.

    • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126
      @justanotherchannelonyoutub126 4 роки тому +84

      “No sir I don’t”
      “Oh you don’t?”
      “Yeah yeah yeah”
      “How come?”
      “I forgot to write one”
      “Oh, forgetting things is tight”

    • @CaptainMarvelsSon
      @CaptainMarvelsSon 4 роки тому +19

      "So It's going to be very difficult to make tons of money then."
      "Actually, it's gonna be super easy... barely an inconvenience."

    • @peterg76yt
      @peterg76yt 4 роки тому +7

      Wasn't one of them pitched as a toy commercial?

  • @harrywithanh
    @harrywithanh 4 роки тому +3532

    Why put a spoiler warning when no-one’s gonna go see it

    • @Allthingsfadra
      @Allthingsfadra 4 роки тому +137

      I saw it. Don't worry - it was a press screening. It was so bad I couldn't even review it.

    • @elorahbillustrator
      @elorahbillustrator 4 роки тому +36

      Lol, I actually kind of wanted to till I saw this....

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 4 роки тому +58

      i saw it. i enjoyed it. sure it could use some improvement

    • @MaheshRaomahesh
      @MaheshRaomahesh 4 роки тому +14

      Its amazing.I loved it

    • @Swiftbow
      @Swiftbow 4 роки тому +37

      I saw it. (I am a fan of the Dolittle books). It was... about as bad as the Pitch Meeting suggests.

  • @AlexQuested
    @AlexQuested 4 роки тому +568

    Charlie's Angels definitely needs a pitch meeting.

    • @Milos596
      @Milos596 3 роки тому +4

      Who's Charlie?

    • @vega_tech
      @vega_tech 3 роки тому +15

      @@Milos596 Charlie your mama

    • @monsoon861
      @monsoon861 3 роки тому +8

      They haven't done JAWS or back to the future

    • @Metal0sopher
      @Metal0sopher 2 роки тому +3

      @@vega_tech Mama jokes are tight.

    • @doriangreen3231
      @doriangreen3231 Рік тому +5

      Blaming sexism instead of crappy writing, unlikable characters, and a director with a huge chip on her shoulder for a box office bomb is tight!

  • @AaronBallvideos
    @AaronBallvideos 4 роки тому +797

    “Oh is the dragon going to do something to his butthole now”
    I died at that line 🤣

  • @MrMillennium
    @MrMillennium 4 роки тому +274

    Im convinced 90% of the budget went to just having RDJ

    • @AhsimNreiziev
      @AhsimNreiziev 4 роки тому +8

      I'm not sure. RDJ's primary interest with this movie seemed to be to hope it succeeds so he won't be remembered as just Iron Man, so I wouldn't be completely surprised if his pay check was fairly modest.
      Is there any actual data on RDJ's compensation for this movie?

    • @TheZooropaBaby
      @TheZooropaBaby 4 роки тому +5

      his wife produced this movie too

    • @MrMillennium
      @MrMillennium 4 роки тому +3

      Fellas this was just a joke ;-;

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet 4 роки тому +8

      @@AhsimNreiziev I would have preferred dying being known as Iron Man.

    • @ionichi
      @ionichi 4 роки тому

      Shoulda got RDA instead.

  • @tomholmes5055
    @tomholmes5055 4 роки тому +186

    Return of the "Get off my back"
    Using that phrase is *TIGHT*

  • @marcy2443
    @marcy2443 4 роки тому +83

    “Is the dragon going to do something to his butt hole now?” 😂😂😂
    And why is there a Dragon? That’s so random!!

    • @Daniel-jk6ve
      @Daniel-jk6ve 3 роки тому +3

      Well not that I’m defending Universal’s cheap tricks but the original Dr. Doolidle movie was basically a superhero film. Suspension of disbelief? Nah f it! 😒 👎

  • @thecouncilofnine4692
    @thecouncilofnine4692 4 роки тому +738

    "Who's gonna voice him?"
    "I have his headshot right here. "
    *Shows an empty page.*
    "Oh, John Cena! That's a great picture."
    Classic, Ryan. Classic. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dsjgfxxkhrx4050
      @dsjgfxxkhrx4050 4 роки тому +16

      I don't get it

    • @jayachandranp2516
      @jayachandranp2516 4 роки тому +52

      John Cena has this catch phrase "You can't see me". Try to catch up.

    • @blueorbust.2771
      @blueorbust.2771 4 роки тому +51

      What do you mean empty page? Ryan accidenty put up a picture of Drax.

    • @dsjgfxxkhrx4050
      @dsjgfxxkhrx4050 4 роки тому +4

      @@jayachandranp2516 oh neat

    • @1216jimmyz
      @1216jimmyz 4 роки тому +15

      @@blueorbust.2771 exactly, a picture of Drax being very very still...lol

  • @whiplash9548
    @whiplash9548 4 роки тому +869

    You can’t make a movie that bombs when it stars the guy who plays Iron Man.
    Actually it’s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @RageUnchained
      @RageUnchained 4 роки тому +41

      Referencing videos in the comments is tight!

    • @Galantski
      @Galantski 4 роки тому +17

      Actually, it's going to be _super, super, super easy,_ especially when Tony Stark goes from being an Avenger to proctologist for a dragon! The body part his previous character sometimes was figuratively, Dolittle provides medical treatment for literally. _Wow! Wow! Wow!_

    • @KGisthename
      @KGisthename 4 роки тому +5

      @@RageUnchained yeah yeah yeah

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 4 роки тому +2

      Even easier when you do a dodgy accent like that

    • @ComicBookGuy420
      @ComicBookGuy420 4 роки тому

      When you watch the movie, the whole dragon thing actually kind of fits, and is actually kinda funny
      Again, that would require actually first watching the movie

  • @mrsbouvier1
    @mrsbouvier1 4 роки тому +56

    You, Ryan, are phenomenal. I’m pitch-meeting obsessed. My pitch meeting suggestions are: Grease (1978), and Supergirl (1984). There is no sense to ANYthing that happens in either script, and if anyone could give them the treatment they deserve - it’s you.

  • @lone_stick
    @lone_stick 4 роки тому +453

    "I have his headshot right here."
    *Holds up a blank sheet of paper*
    "Oh, John Cena. That's a good picture."
    Just wanted to show that I, too, watched the video.

    • @lone_stick
      @lone_stick 3 роки тому +4

      gina YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!!!!!!

    • @nomad7781
      @nomad7781 3 роки тому +4

      smh, didn't realize the page was blank...so sad

    • @asafupps
      @asafupps 3 роки тому +2

      👏👏👏 a role model for us all

    • @theladyamalthea
      @theladyamalthea 3 роки тому +2

      Can someone please explain that joke to me? I know who John Cena is, but I didn’t get it.

    • @milorules2729
      @milorules2729 3 роки тому +12

      @@theladyamalthea "You can't see me." - John Cena 👋👋

  • @sarahkelly119
    @sarahkelly119 4 роки тому +560

    “Because his wife has instructions in her journal in it or something that I don’t care”
    Best. Ever.

  • @nerenik84
    @nerenik84 4 роки тому +415

    "Dragon Butt holes are tight"
    Quote of the day.

    • @shannonsherrod9977
      @shannonsherrod9977 4 роки тому +1

      PASUE!

    • @zozidedodo780
      @zozidedodo780 4 роки тому +7

      Rick and morty episode proves it

    • @djpeanutbutter8653
      @djpeanutbutter8653 4 роки тому +3

      Dragon Balls, Dragon Butt Holes lol what’s next??

    • @job3rg
      @job3rg 4 роки тому +3

      @@djpeanutbutter8653 Dragon Peni....

    • @Polar_Bear_Ron
      @Polar_Bear_Ron 4 роки тому +8

      nerenik84 “Does the dragon do something to his butt hole?”
      Sounds like a pitch meeting I am both horrified and strangely interested in

  • @masteroftribes8328
    @masteroftribes8328 3 роки тому +57

    As a WelshMan i'd like to say the Robert actually gave a really good go at it! and its nice to see a welsh accent on a main character of a Major international film. (even one that flops at the box office)

  • @iknoukno6250
    @iknoukno6250 4 роки тому +373

    Ryan is the Cleveland LeBron of youtube. He's literally carrying an entire franchise.

    • @davidtaylor4308
      @davidtaylor4308 4 роки тому +22

      I agree if he had his own channel I don’t think I’d ever visit screen rant

    • @ape7119
      @ape7119 4 роки тому +20

      David Taylor he does have his own channel but he doesn’t post the pitches on it

    • @davidtaylor4308
      @davidtaylor4308 4 роки тому +2

      Andrew Ely :(

    • @ethanblack940
      @ethanblack940 4 роки тому +6

      @@davidtaylor4308 but he does have his playlist on those pitch meetings. You could always check there for new videos

    • @EmeraldTalks
      @EmeraldTalks 4 роки тому +8

      @@davidtaylor4308 Well, I think Screen Rant has the rights to the Pitch Meeting thing, so you won't see any of that stuff there, but I'd say the videos on his personal channel is arguably better than the pitch meetings,

  • @ShawnBlaque
    @ShawnBlaque 4 роки тому +1387

    "Is this like a whale that he knows?"
    'I guess so, ya sure I don't care"
    LOL Ryan please never stop these, at least until you've done every movie.....

  • @pennywisethedancingclown2702
    @pennywisethedancingclown2702 4 роки тому +685

    This video will get more likes than the actual movie.

    • @deederdoo
      @deederdoo 4 роки тому +9

      More likes and more views.

    • @CalvinHikes
      @CalvinHikes 4 роки тому +3

      Certainly already been funnier.

  • @NightmareproductionsOFFICIAL
    @NightmareproductionsOFFICIAL 3 роки тому +83

    Being from Wales I can confirm we all make fun of his accent in Dolittle here 😂.

    • @julesmasseffectmusic
      @julesmasseffectmusic 2 роки тому +2

      The only Welshman that English speakers can understand are New South Welshman.

    • @promontorium
      @promontorium Рік тому +1

      Being Welsh that's all you can do.

  • @tianahorsey-daydreamer8962
    @tianahorsey-daydreamer8962 6 місяців тому +3

    Fun facts,
    1. The animal languages thing was in the original Dr. Doolittle stories and the movie with Rex Harrison. It wasn't until Eddie Murphy that they switched to some kind of innate ability.
    2. It's been a while since I read the books, but I seem to remember there being mythical creatures in them. In the original movie and in the book, I think the first story was about finding a giant snail the size of a house? So yeah. It was a half assed effort to smash the several versions together as far as I can tell.

  • @gobias_
    @gobias_ 4 роки тому +269

    Ryan:"Let me know what other movies you want to see pitch meetings for"
    Me: "All of them"

    • @sal4731
      @sal4731 4 роки тому +7

      David Nugent Ryan: which movies do u want pitch meetings for?
      Me: yes

    • @kevinc5895
      @kevinc5895 4 роки тому +1

      But let's put Jupiter Ascending at the top of the list.

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 роки тому

      Percy Jackson!!

    • @patrickrobinsob1464
      @patrickrobinsob1464 4 роки тому +1

      Phantom Of The Paradise!!!!

  • @mimah1015
    @mimah1015 4 роки тому +292

    "...or something, I don't care."
    That's my new go to phrase from now on.😂😂

    • @Liusila
      @Liusila 4 роки тому +1

      Mimah 101 Isn’t not caring at work gonna be kind of difficult?

    • @mimah1015
      @mimah1015 4 роки тому

      @Mi Ke LOL.

  • @empress-s
    @empress-s 3 роки тому +65

    Let me tell you, watching this video as someone who has never seen Dolittle and had absolutely no idea what happened in it, this was A Trip

  • @jackjerram3550
    @jackjerram3550 4 роки тому +14

    'Get all the way off my back!'
    New catchphrases sure are *TIGHT*

  • @thymother4186
    @thymother4186 4 роки тому +300

    Watched all the ads so Ryan can afford a chiropractor after carrying the channel on his back.

    • @Zwangsworkaholic
      @Zwangsworkaholic 4 роки тому +10

      yeah this channel really needs to get off his back

    • @derekschultz834
      @derekschultz834 4 роки тому +9

      I watch the ads so he can afford to buy Canada

    • @shannonemberson5519
      @shannonemberson5519 4 роки тому +2

      You’d think getting a chiropractor would be difficult for Ryan but it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience!!!

    • @505elvis
      @505elvis 4 роки тому +2

      They should really get all the way off that thing

    • @ImaniMonique
      @ImaniMonique 4 роки тому

      Zwangsworkaholic ALL the way off his back. 😂

  • @peffiSC2source
    @peffiSC2source 4 роки тому +78

    I think the "I need you to get all the way off my back" running gag is my favorite and the most underrated. I really want to use this in real a real world situation once in my life.

    • @Romancefantasy
      @Romancefantasy 4 роки тому +9

      I am going to use "I need you to get all the way off my back" whenever I have no answers.

    • @atomicmeatball7264
      @atomicmeatball7264 4 роки тому +2

      Like Ryan carrying screen rant

    • @vicky248123
      @vicky248123 4 роки тому +7

      The dream is that the person actually responds "let me get off that thing"

    • @phatmantv
      @phatmantv 4 роки тому

      @@Romancefantasy I've said it. It's pretty funny I think, by the looks on people's faces😂

    • @mystichdx
      @mystichdx 4 роки тому +1

      I've used it a good few times in real life already. It's super easy.
      Barely an inconvenience.

  • @probablyaparent
    @probablyaparent 4 роки тому +24

    1:13 Best photo of John Cena I have seen yet.

  • @W-meme
    @W-meme 4 роки тому +20

    Producer : "Is this going to flop"
    Writer : "sure"
    Producer : "Well okay then"

  • @whathaveibecome...
    @whathaveibecome... 4 роки тому +204

    "...who by the way was very interested in the project"
    "OH!"
    "Sorry the paycheck"
    "oh okay"
    🤣🤣

  • @cassetiquette
    @cassetiquette 4 роки тому +149

    “Ironic & therefore good writing.”
    Yup.

  • @LGPiMedia
    @LGPiMedia 4 роки тому +61

    Remix the Pitch:
    Wow wow wow wow 0:15 5:27
    Tight 5:12
    Super easy 4:59
    Oh my god 4:37 4:49
    Get off my back 3:01
    I don’t know 2:23
    Well ok then 3:19 4:44
    Fair enough 2:24
    Bonus line 5:41

  • @DiNozzoLeach
    @DiNozzoLeach 2 роки тому +12

    The entire summary of the 3rd act had me in stitches 🤣🤣

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 4 роки тому +105

    "So there is gonna be story in this thing?"
    "Yeah, kind of...maybe...sorta..." LOL!

  • @elwood62
    @elwood62 4 роки тому +173

    The best part was when they saved the queen’s life she woke up and was rude to everyone for no reason.

    • @ScionStorm1
      @ScionStorm1 4 роки тому +13

      She's the Queen. Isn't that reason enough?

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 4 роки тому +1

      she almost freaking died

    • @yuhyuh7603
      @yuhyuh7603 4 роки тому

      Why'd you watch it?

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 4 роки тому +1

      @@yuhyuh7603 cause it looked fun & it was

  • @toptenguy1
    @toptenguy1 4 роки тому +36

    When your anxiety grows because the clip is almost over, and you haven't heard "Super easy, barely an incovenience" yet.

  • @rachelle_banks
    @rachelle_banks 4 роки тому +38

    "...We're gonna get that 'Dolittle' money..." 😂
    No such thing. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Daniel-jk6ve
      @Daniel-jk6ve 3 роки тому

      The original was always syndicated or on prime time. Somehow someone must have liked it. With lower standards than my 8 year old self.

  • @juanchocorleone
    @juanchocorleone 4 роки тому +323

    "Spoilers ahead"
    Lol. I don't care.

  • @peffiSC2source
    @peffiSC2source 4 роки тому +158

    At this point you have to wonder if that's just a money laundering operation lmao.

    • @ChaniagoAbd
      @ChaniagoAbd 4 роки тому +14

      It most likely is

    • @heidiwills4259
      @heidiwills4259 4 роки тому +10

      That would explain a lot.

    • @lukewright9031
      @lukewright9031 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

    • @supermax64
      @supermax64 4 роки тому +10

      I don't know about specifically making bad movies, but I hear the accounting in Hollywood is super wacky.

    • @200131240
      @200131240 4 роки тому +5

      Wolf of Wall Street has been confirmed to have been a money laundering operation and it was still a good movie. They could at least have some class and make art while doing their crimes 🤣

  • @Tcoldsteel
    @Tcoldsteel Місяць тому +2

    Absolutely no one remembers this movie in 2024 but I do remember this pitch meeting.

  • @massachusettssportscentral9444
    @massachusettssportscentral9444 4 роки тому +61

    Fan Theory:
    Ryan actually bankrolled this movie with his "Buying Canada" money figuring he would make it back tenfold with the Pitch Meeting.
    I mean there is literally no reason for this movie to exist other than for him to eviscerate it here!

    • @t.rexking441
      @t.rexking441 4 роки тому

      The only problem with that Theory is that Harry Potter is owned by Warner Brothers and Dolittle (2020) was made by Disney. But it's possible that this is the same producer and screenwriter but they just switched Companies.

  • @jac0736
    @jac0736 4 роки тому +269

    not being able to see John Cena's head shot "because you can't see me" catchphrase is tight

    • @DanielLopez-cy2tq
      @DanielLopez-cy2tq 4 роки тому +7

      @Noise Pollution It's OK that means you never watched wrestling

    • @qwertyrevo
      @qwertyrevo 4 роки тому +7

      I thought it was because Cena is so white...

    • @yoshidinono8095
      @yoshidinono8095 4 роки тому

      That was forced.

    • @DanielLopez-cy2tq
      @DanielLopez-cy2tq 4 роки тому

      @@yoshidinono8095 that's what she said lol

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 4 роки тому +3

      @@DanielLopez-cy2tq Forced sex is tight

  • @cabinboy001
    @cabinboy001 4 роки тому +27

    "...has instructions in it i dont care"
    Probably every person working on that movie's mood

  • @magicmank6893
    @magicmank6893 3 роки тому +12

    Pitch meetings is the only reason I watch screen rant !

  • @dariondow
    @dariondow 4 роки тому +70

    “So you have a movie for me?😁”
    “No sir, I don’t... Whoops!😁”
    “Whoopsie!😁”

  • @seendizzle5765
    @seendizzle5765 4 роки тому +80

    I’m so glad that the climax of the movie was a dragon farting

    • @davidanderson2357
      @davidanderson2357 3 роки тому +6

      So THAT'S what was missing from the Game of Thrones finale!

  • @sarathgopakumar4166
    @sarathgopakumar4166 4 роки тому +193

    Ryan- "who's gonna voice the bear"
    Also Ryan- "I have his head shot right here"
    'Shows a blank paper'
    Ryan- "Oh John cena"🤣🤣🤣

  • @zakariya8066
    @zakariya8066 4 роки тому +21

    Screen Rant idea: "So you've got a children's cartoon show for me?" "Yes sir I do, It's called Sponge Bob Square pants..."

  • @Donegal62
    @Donegal62 4 роки тому +8

    "I'm gonna need you to get aallll the way off my back..." Hahahaha.

  • @huverdoose
    @huverdoose 4 роки тому +281

    "It's good to see Robert Downey Jr. is back in good cinema."
    -Martin Scorsese

    • @milton7763
      @milton7763 4 роки тому +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      This comment is so underrated!

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad 4 роки тому +1

      That guy deserves more likes.

    • @siddharth1010
      @siddharth1010 Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @144digital
      @144digital 11 місяців тому

      Oh God, this is good... 😂😂😂

  • @parisolivarious
    @parisolivarious 4 роки тому +355

    So is this like a whale that he knows?
    “I guess so, yeah sure, I don’t care!”

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 4 роки тому +9

      @Emperor Palpatine Wow wow wow wow

    • @mattgee4867
      @mattgee4867 4 роки тому +1

      It seems this is what I wrote here

  • @SomashreeSaha
    @SomashreeSaha 3 роки тому +3

    5:29 The look on Ryan's face when he said, "Now I'm gonna help you😉"

  • @norbertoszi6812
    @norbertoszi6812 4 роки тому +29

    I'm truly amazed that Ryan is so damn prepared with everything.I literally rolled on the floor at the Cena joke.Didn't see that coming.😂😂😂😂

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +562

    Writers: Let's Dolittle

  • @fehzorz
    @fehzorz 4 роки тому +125

    "So you have a money laundering scheme for me"

    • @christopherregan1654
      @christopherregan1654 4 роки тому +19

      "Yes sir I do. We need an outlet to launder our money through after our sex trafficking and prostitution profits come in!"

    • @Ilyathe2nd
      @Ilyathe2nd 4 роки тому +9

      @Snoi Med "And definitely don't write about the bagpipe incident, it was embarrassing enough as it is."
      "Wouldn't it be cute if it happened to a dragon?"
      "Wow, you're very creepy."

    • @TheJuggtron
      @TheJuggtron 4 роки тому +3

      this is too close to the truth

    • @patrickrobinsob1464
      @patrickrobinsob1464 4 роки тому +1

      Snoi Med you should get off his back about not paying you enough.

    • @stevepalpatine2828
      @stevepalpatine2828 4 роки тому

      @@Ilyathe2nd Wow wow wow

  • @AsifAAli
    @AsifAAli 3 роки тому +4

    "So she's gonna do famous French line with no context." 😂😂
    I think Ryan is the best thing ever happened to Screen Rant.

  • @jasonmixon4163
    @jasonmixon4163 3 роки тому +2

    Just discovered this channel and now I'm hooked. I even say it with him [because I'm lonely] "is that going to be difficult? No. Barely an inconvenience." Never gets old.

  • @thebongoplayer1535
    @thebongoplayer1535 4 роки тому +75

    "Can he do a Welsh accent?"
    "I don't think.. no, not really."
    This might be the best pitch meeting yet.

    • @hibbidyjibbidyy
      @hibbidyjibbidyy 8 місяців тому

      is there such a thing as welsh accent anymore? or just say allu snackbar

  • @ThatAnArchyDude
    @ThatAnArchyDude 4 роки тому +60

    Didn't even mention Spiderman (Tom Holland) voicing Dolittle's dog?
    I though it was some old lady, but the credits say it was Tom Holland.
    Dolittle: What's wrong with the Queen?
    Dog: She doesn't feel so good.
    Lol

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 4 роки тому +2

      you thought the dog was voiced by an old lady?! Must've been some pretty good voice acting then!

    • @ThatAnArchyDude
      @ThatAnArchyDude 4 роки тому +2

      @@princessthyemis Well, he wasn't using an 'American" accent.
      So that helped, but I also only remember him having (maybe) 3 scenes, and a handful of lines.
      So it's not like I heard him speak often. lol

    • @patrickrobinsob1464
      @patrickrobinsob1464 4 роки тому

      I got that joke!!!

  • @MarioMario-mu5tp
    @MarioMario-mu5tp 3 роки тому +3

    The dragon butthole might be the BEST "Tight" joke of them all. 😂

  • @thor3279
    @thor3279 3 роки тому +1

    Pitch meetings are so good, I watch Pitch Meetings for movies i have no intention of ever seeing. I enjoy them even about movies I enjoy. so much work, so well done. Thank you!

  • @bahmat
    @bahmat 4 роки тому +160

    1:13 *shows blank piece of paper*
    Producer: "Oh, John Cena!"
    🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

    • @Evie0133
      @Evie0133 3 роки тому

      bahmat I can't stop laughing 😂🤣 "I got his headshot right here!" "OH JOHN CENA!" 🤣😂

    • @Daniel-jk6ve
      @Daniel-jk6ve 3 роки тому

      Movies: look this clearly isn’t Southern California!

    • @davidmarek535
      @davidmarek535 3 роки тому +1

      I don’t get it

    • @valerial9081
      @valerial9081 3 роки тому

      @@davidmarek535 Me neither, maybe it's because English is not my first language :c

    • @ancientchaos5804
      @ancientchaos5804 3 роки тому +4

      @@valerial9081 its a joke referencing john cena saying you can't see me when he was a wrestler. Google john cena invisible joke

  • @beepboop4612
    @beepboop4612 4 роки тому +70

    Why watch a pitch meeting for a movie you haven’t watched yet?
    Because
    Fair enough

  • @danielskrivan6921
    @danielskrivan6921 4 роки тому +5

    3:00 actually that's more in line with the book, where he took the time to learn their languages.

    • @skwills1629
      @skwills1629 4 роки тому

      Agreed. He learned from his Parrot Poly. But most sem to Think it works with Eddie Murphey Movie Logic whre its an unexplained Magical ABility. I don't know why this is the idea now.

    • @danielskrivan6921
      @danielskrivan6921 4 роки тому +1

      @@skwills1629 That's what they were introduced to the story with, so that's where all their headcanon comes from.

    • @Daniel-jk6ve
      @Daniel-jk6ve 3 роки тому

      Nobody cares. We’re going to need you to get all the way off our backs about that. Trying to convince audiences not to be toxic is so not tight.

    • @Daniel-jk6ve
      @Daniel-jk6ve 3 роки тому

      @@skwills1629 I can’t find this book on google.

  • @WhoDoVoodoo3
    @WhoDoVoodoo3 4 роки тому +59

    "I told him you'd give him twenty million dollars and a cut of the box office returns" So RDJ is making $20m from this?

    • @baz1184
      @baz1184 4 роки тому +2

      Plus a cut of the box office which will be several million

    • @snc0023
      @snc0023 4 роки тому +2

      LOL

    • @RLucas3000
      @RLucas3000 4 роки тому +2

      I wonder if RDJ will somehow end up owing them?

    • @milton7763
      @milton7763 4 роки тому +6

      Shahbaz Hussain Zzzuuuuuffffff
      Went right over your head that one, didn’t it

    • @haiqal5333
      @haiqal5333 4 роки тому

      @@RLucas3000 not really, how would that work though?

  • @mass2293
    @mass2293 4 роки тому +38

    "Here's the thing about insects and animals, I did no research on them, what so ever." LMAO

  • @ninereeds1810
    @ninereeds1810 3 роки тому +7

    Ah yes, a Doctor Dolittle adaptation with a massive budget. A fantastic idea that has never been tried before and definitely hasn't resulted in any infamous flops in the past.

  • @nathanmoore8401
    @nathanmoore8401 4 роки тому +8

    Even George Clooney survived “Batman And Robin.” RDJ’ll be fine.

  • @gabrielgonzales5907
    @gabrielgonzales5907 4 роки тому +32

    "...the dragon gonna do something to HIS butt hole now?..." LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @JeremyWS
    @JeremyWS 4 роки тому +66

    "So is this a sequel, a remake, or a prequel?"
    "Yes"
    "Awesome"

    • @OfLegendBorn
      @OfLegendBorn 4 роки тому +4

      Except it's none of those, so your answer is moronic. It's an original adaptation of the novel, which means it's not a sequel, not a remake and definitely not a prequel.

    • @JeremyWS
      @JeremyWS 4 роки тому +12

      @@OfLegendBorn ::
      me: I made a joke and I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about the semantics.
      you: Ok, let me get off your back then.

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 4 роки тому +4

      @@OfLegendBorn That would make it a remake, or reimaging, a return to the original. Or all three.

    • @jamighanijr8128
      @jamighanijr8128 4 роки тому +1

      @@OfLegendBorn it is a remake technially. But if you really want to say it's not say its a reboot

    • @OfLegendBorn
      @OfLegendBorn 4 роки тому

      @@jamighanijr8128 A reboot of what? The book? Again, that doesn't make sense. It's an original adaptation, leave it at that.

  • @therealperish4410
    @therealperish4410 4 роки тому +3

    I love the "I Don't Cares" lol. The best one was the Mario video though. I almost died watching that one.

  • @stoitsis1
    @stoitsis1 Рік тому +1

    I'm always waiting when the "barely an inconvenience" will pop up in the conversation

  • @Its__Good
    @Its__Good 4 роки тому +76

    Obviously Wales will help him - he's Welsh!

    • @moniqueloomis9772
      @moniqueloomis9772 4 роки тому +2

      Punny! 😂

    • @jwe2223
      @jwe2223 4 роки тому +5

      And the Welsh flag has a dragon on it

    • @SilvaaVitor
      @SilvaaVitor 4 роки тому

      thank you for making this joke, spared me from the trouble

    • @JohnGoundry
      @JohnGoundry 4 роки тому

      Whales* 🤣

  • @sclark615
    @sclark615 4 роки тому +35

    "Here's the thing about animals, I've done absolutely no research on them" bravo

  • @philbertmill2
    @philbertmill2 4 роки тому +2

    2:54 "That seems to be what I wrote here..." That is gold!

  • @SilentSpeak
    @SilentSpeak Рік тому +1

    I love how he's always just about to explain something that the producer asked him about but then instead explaining it he just goes need you to get all the way off my back about that

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 4 роки тому +142

    "Dragon buttholes are tight!"
    Was this movie sponsored by Bad Dragon?

  • @metrunui8224
    @metrunui8224 4 роки тому +40

    "So you got an animated TV series live action movie adaptation for me?"
    "Yes sir I do, and its called The Last Airbender"
    "Oh wow what happened to the first one"
    "I dont know"

  • @gorrow1990
    @gorrow1990 2 роки тому +2

    Even when I’ve never seen the movies, I still watch the Pitch Meetings.

  • @mrpandabites
    @mrpandabites 4 роки тому +2

    "Wowowow, wow." I freaking love this. XD

  • @JohnBaker-ki8vw
    @JohnBaker-ki8vw 4 роки тому +37

    Pitch Meeting notification? Instantly dropped everything I was doing . . .

    • @outtheredude
      @outtheredude 4 роки тому +1

      Please tell me you're not a heart surgeon. ;-)

    • @themarkiscookin
      @themarkiscookin 4 роки тому +2

      It was super easy barely an inconvenience

  • @funkogalleries8342
    @funkogalleries8342 4 роки тому +439

    This movie sounds like a real sandpaper condom.

    • @Penguinmanereikel
      @Penguinmanereikel 4 роки тому +17

      Atom Gasp more like a sandpaper fleshlight

    • @Usith
      @Usith 4 роки тому +3

      What’s that?

    • @Macapta
      @Macapta 4 роки тому +17

      Yoyo something you should try

    • @JBandZ36
      @JBandZ36 4 роки тому +4

      @@Penguinmanereikel How... How do you know that?

    • @CasepbX
      @CasepbX 4 роки тому +8

      The lady clearly gets the worse end of that deal.

  • @karatefella
    @karatefella 3 роки тому +10

    "What's the relevance with dragons and bagpipes ?" "I don't know !" "Fair enough !"

    • @Daniel-jk6ve
      @Daniel-jk6ve 3 роки тому

      Leave the nice dragon to his bagpipe fetish doctor!

  • @cinderacedr
    @cinderacedr 4 роки тому +3

    This was so well done great job! I was dying at the Dragon part

  • @marquis911
    @marquis911 4 роки тому +30

    I cannot verbally communicate how much I smiled throughout every single episode I watched.
    You are amazing at this, and please do not stop.