Super Mario Bros. Pitch Meeting
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In the early 1990’s, Mario and Luigi were all the rage. The Nintendo video game franchise had become a massive worldwide phenomenon, so it only made sense for Hollywood to try and cash in on it. The Super Mario Bros movie was the first movie based on a video game ever made, and it did not exactly inspire confidence in the genre.
Starring Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo, Dennis Hopper and Samantha Mathis, the movie is completely bonkers and raises a whole lot of questions. Like how did dinosaurs also evolve into humans? Why do none of the characters have anything to do with their video game counterparts? Why did they go all-in on the plumbing aspect? Why does President Koopa not just go through the portal? How did they think this would get a SEQUEL?!
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to Super Mario Bros! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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"I don't care" pretty much sums up the entirety of the development of this movie.
Exactly, Bob and John said as much. Bob even stayed largely drunk throughout it and John joined in on that, just to tolerate the production.
I just can't believe that the whole abomination went through writing, casting, pre-production, filming, and post-production and nobody stepped up and said "Jesus christ, what the hell are we even doing?"
There were so many stages where this should have failed, and yet it passed all those with no issues.
Ain't that sad?!
It's like Ricky Gervais created that movie
The people making this movie thought what they made was good.
"I... I just... I just don't care." --every person involved in this movie.
@Itsa KingProduction
Most movies these days.
Itsa KingProduction I see it as these two “artistic” filmmaker couple are given a lot of money, they’re not reined in on their “vision” and allowed to do whatever, but ultimately, they don’t know Mario Bros. And didn’t understand it as it was
So damn true yo.
Itsa.... Me?
Hey! Bob Hoskins cared! Poor fool almost died making this movie!
“It’s exactly like that except not that at all” is that movie in a nutshell
I believe that was the entire description printed on the back of the VHS home video release.
The actors said during filming everyone was doing multiple shots. As in, both Mario, Luigi, and the director.
This is my favorite pitch meeting. This level of apathy and frustration is unmatched.
This is my favorite one as well....for the exact same reason mentioned. "I don't...I just DO not care."
Plus he says that insane sentence about the fungus that wants to help and used to be king!
His "heyyy get outa here" in NY accent had me rolling. This is THE best episode of this.
I like the Mario movie a lot
“How?”
“I don’t care.”
That is a most accurate depiction of the pitchmeeting.
“That would’ve completely messed with my acid trip”, this was my exact thought of the writers state of mind while watching this movie
best line and this is the best Pitch Meeting
yeah, right?
I'm pretty sure the original creators of Super Mario Bros. were tripping balls. The game only seems normal in comparison to this movie. If you explained it to someone who had never seen video games, they'd think you were on acid as well.
absolutely
That part had me dying.
"I don't care, I literally don't care."
Not even about him being all over your back? He should probably get off that thing
Wanna make a guess on how many times he'll say "I don't care" when the pitch meeting for Fast and Furious 9 drops?
I'm gonna guess 16
@@MP-lc7vy Why not 20?
Lol at Ryan poking fun at evolution not being real science like chemistry or physics or even math and poking fun at it lmao. Evolutionist thinks: give it enough time and magically a creature will mutate functioning and useful parts and change entirely and somehow reproduce with a female of itself that also evolved at the same time nearby so they reproduce and then inbreeding wasn't a problem and natural selection selected those mutations somehow even though we never see this happen ever today and woallah after millions of years they develop self awareness, consciousness, and have two arms and two legs and a brain that understands language like humans"
David T that was neither the joke Ryan made nor what scientists know about evolution, but whatever.
I bet it’s hard for him to get off his back though…
he writes
he pitches
but most importantly:
he doesn't care
Hey I know you, you're the one guy
Hollywood screenwriters in need of a paycheck in a nutshell
Not caring is tight
@@aidtheking9744 yeah yeah yeah
Wow wow Wow.
"no no, that would have completely messed with my acid trip"
Lost it there 😆
Baking soda
Me too, laughed so hard it hurt.
Lol at Ryan poking fun at evolution not being real science like chemistry or physics or even math and poking fun at it lmao. Evolutionist thinks: give it enough time and magically a creature will mutate functioning and useful parts and change entirely and somehow reproduce with a female of itself that also evolved at the same time nearby so they reproduce and then inbreeding wasn't a problem and natural selection selected those mutations somehow even though we never see this happen ever today and woallah after millions of years they develop self awareness, consciousness, and have two arms and two legs and a brain that understands language like humans"
Mushrooms definitely don't mess up acid trips.
@DavidT he's not making fun of evolution.
Oh my god
“That would’ve completely messed with my acid trip.”
He's got a point, you know.
Only people who had a lot of fun in their young days know that statement is completely accurate. Never mix the 2.
Acid, schmacid. This movie was obviously the product of an extended ether binge.
Nunya Business I’ve many times wondered what the combination of the two would be like. Good to know it’s seemingly not a good idea
I once videotaped this movie to watch another time, and left the tape in the VCR. The movie got taped over, and to this day, I've never seen it. Was that a curse or a blessing?
@@georgetrapp6666 blessing
Ah yes, Mario's second most popular quote: "I'm gonna break every bone in their bodies and THEN I'm gonna kill em"
Bob Hoskins fully recycled his "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" character for this film. He probably thought creating a new character wasn't worth the effort.
Could ya blame him!?
I think that is what you hear when you play the super Mario theme backwards...
David Marks well yeah, the script that convinced him to sign up for the movie was completely scrapped and it became a completely different story. He probably just wanted to get it over with
Lol at Ryan poking fun at evolution not being real science like chemistry or physics or even math and poking fun at it lmao. Evolutionist thinks: give it enough time and magically a creature will mutate functioning and useful parts and change entirely and somehow reproduce with a female of itself that also evolved at the same time nearby so they reproduce and then inbreeding wasn't a problem and natural selection selected those mutations somehow even though we never see this happen ever today and woallah after millions of years they develop self awareness, consciousness, and have two arms and two legs and a brain that understands language like humans"
"You know what they say about little girls, don't you? They never forget the first time they were kissed by a lizard"
I don't even know how to try and describe how horrible this line was to hear with my own two ears
It is true tho if i was kissed by a lizard when i was a kid i would not forgot it
I'm always gonna mute the video in that part, I decided!
Lizard mouths are tight!
@@quinnready2936 Wtf are you trying to insert in a lizards mouth?
@@EliAs-ub6yf some *tight* stuff
This movie was so bad that he didn't even say, "Get off my back about this" and started saying, "I don't care!" Hahahaha
Lol hillarious
So true!
That's because he cared about the other plot holes.
This is one situation where the movie was so insane that even the pitch meeting was unhinged.
I love how fervently he keeps saying "I don't care." That had me laughing more and more every time he said it.
I III DON I don't care
I DON'T CARE.
Sure...
Yeah...
Why not...
I don't care...
I DON'T CARE!
Oh god, I just- I don't care. I do not care.
I was coming down to make that comment.
'Manhatten' is actually old English for _man who wears ten hats_
Your comment is the first thing to make me smile in days. Thank you.
Actually the man wears tan hats.
@@handsomebrick The Man With The Tan Hat, and his monkey Curious Donold...
@@ratkeep I see what Unfunny did there
ShaneX 😳
"He's gonna try and get intimate with Daisy...."
"Ohhh...no."
Kills. Me. Every. Time.
"I'm gonna break every bone in their bodies and THEN I'm gonna kill 'em."
-Super Mario
Excuse you, his name is Mario Mario.
Breaking bones before killing is tight!!
@@cmdrreggit barely an inconvenience
@@cmdrreggit Yeah yeah yeah!!
😂😂😂
"Those video game movies come with a built-in audience!"
"Oh really?"
"Yeah yeah yeah. So what we should do is everything in our power to disappoint those by making the movie completely unrecognizable to the fans!"
"Well if you say so!"
Uwe Boll, anyone?
Did you mean Halo? Or maybe Prince of Persia? Or Mortal Kombat?
That pretty much sums up every video game movie ever 😒
@@garreswe Or maybe Uncharted? Or Assassin’s Creed? Or Doom? Or Dead or Alive? Or Tomb Raider?
@@Kawa-Yuki The last Tomb Raider movie was relatively faithful to the game, and it did have it´s good moments! (and an less than satisfying ending and a dad that could just not stay dead)
O no did i miss the catch phrase?.
Ryan : I just don't care!
whoops. whoopsie
I'm surprised he didn't ask the director to get all the way off his back lol.
Mario didn't say "It's'a me" yet.
@davidjohn what catch phrase he says slot of them lol lol
@@mistawinta wow wow wow wow wow
I love how Ryan took a typical "mushrooms" joke and spun it into comedy gold.
I loved each “I don’t care” more. They were all SOOOO TRUE!!
"Were thoose magic mushrooms?"
"No,no they would totaly meesed up my acid trip."
I feel this lines arent so far from the truth.
Why not do both, it's called hippy flipping
@@jwe2223 Incorrect, a hippy flip is Mushrooms and MDMA. Candy flip is LSD and MDMDA. Jedi flip is Mushrooms, LSD and MDMA and Nexus flip is 2C-B and MDMA.
@@blackdecaymusic sorry we dont know all about drugs😑
@@7thwardlord882 that's completely okay as long as you don't actively spread false information which could potentially be dangerous, which is why I cleared it up :)
@Bro Den *urge to know more intensifies*
"I don't care." These pitch meetings are getting a lot more blunt and realistic than they used to, lol.
realistic pitch meetings are tight!
@@anton7354 realistic pitch meetings are super easy, barely an inconvenience LOL
I’m gonna need you to get ALL THE WAY off my back on this ^,^
Is that good?
warren byrne I don’t know,
“ It would have completely messed with my acid trip” I’m laughing so hard!
I scrolled down too far to read this comment.
Cracks me up everytime I re-watch; the timing is just so great.
So am I .... But I am on acid... Though technically LSD is fungus
@@superfurryfox1 Idk about that
Not caring about the plot of your own story line is tight.
It is barely an inconvinience.
@@deathbysvent its super easy barely an inconvenience
@SlowAndGentle, actually I imagine it to be super loose due to not caring about it.
@@gnomewarlord6221 uh...
@@deathbysvent oh hollywood not making good adaptations of video games for near 30 years until sonic and pokemon are tight!!!
“Their names are Mario Mario and Luigi Mario?”
“That’s what were going with.”
Hahahahaha wow
Their last name should have been jump man Mario's original name was jump man
That actually always made sense to me. Why else would they be called the Mario Brothers?
tuschman168 Same.
Wow wow wow
That was their names in the Super Mario Brothers Super Show as well.
Producer: "So you have a Super Mario Brother's movie for me?~...
Script-Writer: "Uh...." *looks down at script for dark, gritty, Sci-Fi creature feature set in a dystopian future he thought he was supposed to write* "....Yessir I do!!!"
lmao
lol
This comment deserves more likes lol!
Fact is, that while the movie isn't exactly a good Super Mario movie, it's actually a pretty good dark, gritty, Sci-Fi creature feature set in a dystopian future in it's own right.
I heard they had someone writing an actual Super Mario script but they fired him and brought on these other people who just added some Mario elements to their pre-existing script for an entirely unrelated project.
the amount of times Ryan says "I don't care" is TIGHT
And it was super easy barely an inconvenience
Oh, wowowowowowow. Wow.
@@patrickrobinsob1464 Oh really?
More... We need more pitch meetings lol
Inception
Interstellar
The Martian
The Mask
Lord of the Rings
Gone Girl?
I, Robot?
Titanic
Bruce Almighty
Armageddon
Chappie?
Yes.
The Way of The Beard Chappie? More like “Crappy!” :-)
I just know that he's gonna bring up «why didn't they fly the eagles to Mordor».
Yes
I'd love to see a pitch meeting for the mask!
“I made a picture called Super Mario Bros., and my six-year-old son at the time - he’s now 18 - he said, ‘Dad, I think you’re probably a pretty good actor, but why did you play that terrible guy King Koopa in Super Mario Bros.?’ and I said, ‘Well Henry, I did that so you could have shoes,’ and he said, ‘Dad, I don’t need shoes that badly.'” I think Dennis Hopper’s son nails it.
Fair enough.
Kid's got a good head on his shoulders!
That didn't happen.
"These two bad guys are from the bad dimension"
"That can't be good"
"That sounds, you know, completely insane."
Best Line
My dad and brother were extras in this movie, so I've seen this many times. I was laughing SO hard during this, because you hit it spot on LOL. My dad was sometimes a double for Mario. Near the end when Mario is loading the bullet for the flying shoes, (wtf is up with those too!) thats my dads hand loading the bullet. My brother is staring straight at the camera after King Kupa is slimmed standing behind Princess Daisy LOL. I loved this and will be sharing this with them!
really cool
You’re like famous now
Can I get an autograph?
Főfasírozó who cares
You have to tell us what their response was....
"That would've completely messed with my acid trip." This made the joke perfect and completely unexpected.
The most satisfying jokes are those where the punchline, even though masterfully unexpected, becomes blatantly inevitable upon hearing it. Such was the case here. Perfect. as you said.
Agreed. I thought it was hilarious, was unexpected
@@cristonsloan Especially because you thought you already heard the punchline and it was just a lame joke. That made the final punchline such more powerful.
@@tobiasbenedictdrager965 Yes indeed, excellent point. Ryan obviously understands comedy on a deep level - I wonder if he's ever considered doing stand-up?
I'm starting to feel like "I don’t care" could be a new catchphrase for the series given how applicable it seems to be to most studios.
Going to be hard to beat: "It's going be super easy, hardly an inconvenience". I mean, I bet that's their answer to :"How hard is it going to be to get people to spend their money on these movies?"
I felt like he was channeling Alex Kurtzman for this one.
I'm gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about adding a mew catch phrase.
ts25679 yeah
Using it would be super easy, barely an inconvenience
i've watched almost all the pitch meetings, and now coming back to rewatch this one, i think it's my favorite of all of them.
Coraline is mine x
It IS a top level pitch meeting. Dumbo/GhostRider/PacificRim being others
And they never spoke of it, again....
I actually loved this weird movie, it helped to set my expectations really low for future film adaptions of games.
Great Stuff!
Oh yeah, good times, somehow.
It wasn't built to be a success
It was built as a warning for what was to come
Hopefully Sonic is very fun and good movie
@@bjwessels that's actually genius
Double Dragon: Hold my beer.
Screenwriter Ed Solomon is known for telling a hilarious story about how he was on vacation when the script arbitration for this movie happened. Despite very little of his work making it to the finished product, he ended up getting final screenwriting credit because none of the other writers attached wanted to be associated with Super Mario Bros. and he was the only one who wasn't there to object.
A brave man... or maybe just desperate...
@@kerrybarneyiii1202 Or the FAX machine in Fuji was down.
This film essentially ended the movie making careers of its two directors and caused a 10+ year hiatus on their entertainment work in general.
@@kerrybarneyiii1202 Nah, he could just use the acid trip defense
Suggestions:
- The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
- Van Helsing.
Both amazing movies XD
I co-sign!
Great movies!
Please please do Van Helsing. That movie BEGS to be made fun of.
Forget doing this. He is not listening to your suggestion
I’ve watched all pitch meetings and this is my favorite, hands down. “I - I don’t- I do not care”
NEEDS to be a new catch phrase!!!!!!!!!!!
"Yeah, sure, I don't care." There would only be about 10 movies ever made without that philosophy.
It's simple. "Look at the door. Get on the floor. Everybody do the dinosaur." Where's the confusion? Whoops. Whoopsie.
D O T H E M A R I O ! !
Where's the whoopsie?
I really want "I don't care" to become a new catch phrase/running joke.
The way movies are written nowadays, it would be super easy to do that.
Crap, I forgot to say "Barely an inconvenience.". Whoops.
@@jdbjicase I'll let it go this time.
@@jdbjicase whoopsie
That works!
The most emphatic and also often used “I DONT CARE” ever, love it
"A big ol' fungus, all over the place, and it _wants to help!"_ I'm dead
Well, he's a helpful fun-guy.
@lunayoshi oh your photo of 11's facial expression being every mario bros fan's reaction to this film is tight!!
@@tesswinker2482 😂
I'm so glad I get to know everything that happens in the movie without actually needing to see it, honestly it was very convenient
MaxZaps Gaming super easy...
jarodsimon barely an inconvenience
super easy, barely an inconvenience
It was an odd movie for sure. It was from 1993 and a lot of it was about what life would be like if Trump was president. King Koopa was styled after him, as were rather a lot of other movie villains. It has a weird amount of depth and prophetic political commentary for a movie which was supposed to be about Mario Bros.
If you ever find yourself with time to kill, the full analysis is in "Our Popcorn Movie Dystopia" by Some More News.
Even with Riff Trax, I was only able to get about halfway through that movie.
Mario: It's a me--
Writer Guy: I just don't care.
Can't wait for the upcoming Mario movie pitch meeting
I was about to comment the same thing XD
Me to but this one is fine also I’m not talking about pitch meetings
"Going all-in on plumbing" sounds like a euphemism. And it disturbs me.
It is a euphemism and it shouldn't disturb you. All in on Plumbing is just a date with only the sex part, a relationship with only the sex part, or having your 7 best friends over with only the sex part.
Mark Uhler sounds more like a gamble on someone who might have an std
It's an euphemism, and a TIGHT one at that.
Brazzers approves.
When it comes down to it plumbing should be tight or you will get nasty leaks.
This movie was just so bad even coming up with comedic reasons for the decisions made just resulted in Ryan going "I don't care" a bunch of times because it just made absolutely no sense.
“Let’s just try it... for a few decades..”
“What?”
A movie I’d like to see a pitch meeting for: “Star Trek Insurrection”
What? Star Trek: Insurance Salesman? Is that a thing?
Lycanthromancer no but let’s make that a thing, is your starships warranty about to expire? Lmao
As many times as the enterprise gets attacked it could use insurance
Well, it's better than Star Trek: Incensed Erection. Maybe.
Wait, I wanna see that, now.
Lmao
Or doom!
Sometimes I watch these and I think, "Yes, I imagine that is more or less how that meeting went." This, however, is a masterpiece that could not have done a better job summing up everything involved with the movie in question.
"I...I do not ... I DON'T CARE."
"Ok, alright."
They should have put this on the poster for this movie.
I love that the “get off my back” line was replaced with an exasperated “ I just don’t care.”
Writer of Mario Bro’s movie: No I didn’t take mushrooms... That would have messed up my acid trip.
... It all makes sense now.
I had to pause for a minute on that one
"Oh, a goomba, one of those little mushrooms with the big head?"
"I don't know, I've never played the game nor any intention of doing so, I just heard the name and thought 'Giant Tiny Headed Lizard'."
let make them giant lizards with small heads.
In hungarian gomba literally means mushroom. I dont know how many more languages use this word.
2:26
"For some reason, I'm convinced." The Producer's character in a nutshell.
"Going all in on plumbing is tight."
"It sure is."
I see what you did there.
Yes! Someone else caught it!
I think I didn'r catch it, what's the special joke there?
DomNeek please explain
we are all normies here in the comments, please captain explain it to us
@@lordn3m3sis because pipes até tight..
I feel like this movie desperately needed a pitch meeting.
I feel like this movie desperately needs to be forgotten.
@@ryanross6973 Agreed.
Yes
Yeah I feel like if they talked about it at all before starting filming they could have fixed some things
Feeling that things desperately need other things is TIGHT!
5:35 "I don't care!"
Sums up the directors mantra entirely on this movie. Lmao
lol
He's gonna say "I'm gonna break every bone in their bodies and then I'm gonna kill 'em"
Well it does have the potential to be as catchy as "It's-a me"
This killed me
It didn’t kill me, but it did break every bone in my body.
I could feel the frustration trying to explain this movie.
This pitch meeting is somehow less ridiculous than the actual movie.
“Going all in on plumbing is tight.”
I don’t know why this should be a t-shirt, but I would buy one. Where can I send my $20?
Because going balls deep on tight plumbing is tight. 😎
@@davec3651 overwrote it
@@adamcetinkent Overwriting is tight!
You can send it to me. I totally won't send you a white T-shirt and a permanent marker.
OVERWRITING IS TIGHT!!!! LOLOLOLOL
To be fair, we were used to hearing Mario with a Brooklyn accent example being “it’s the super Mario brothers super show!”
RIP Captain Lou 😔
@@amy_grace He did not go to hell before he died, and certainly not after for that matter.
To be even more fair Mario 64 was three years from being released. To put bluntly, the version of Mario that Ryan's talking about hadn't made his gaming debut yet.
@@JonSmith-hk1bq You are correct plus the princess was just known as princess toadstool not peach yet and he was just king koopa not bowser yet so the producer shouldn’t have brought that up. They called the princess daisy because of the super Mario land game on gameboy had a princess daisy instead of the normal princess toadstool
@@menageriestudios Little correction. He was identified as "Bowser, King of the Koopa" in the North America instruction booklet for Super Mario Bros. So the Bowser name has always been attached in the United States.
Me: Remember when movies weren't all terrible?
Some random passerby: You must've missed the Super Mario Bros movie from the 90s..
Me: I know not of which you speak, for they made no such movie.
"I DON'T CARE...I DO NOT C...I DON'T CARE" idk why I loved this part so much
5:49
It's gotten to the point that I click on "like" upon arriving, because I already know this is going to be great!
For the record, Mario and Luigi actually have the last name “Mario”
I feel like this movie was never intended to be a Mario movie, they just changed the names of the characters and title of it to make more money a few months before release
Generic Name I feel like you’re right
This, but y'know, in pre-production because that's how the film business works.
They actually had scripts way closer to the game, but production kept dragging on and in the end ended up with a director duo that basically rewrit the script every day until we got this mess.
There's actually a documentary-type video that explains this train wreck of a movie. It was intended to be a Mario Bros movie all along but it got scrapped and reworked so many times it turned into the garbage we got in theaters.
@@DlCKWALLACE Link please!
So, "I don't care" is the new "get off of my back"?
sounds a bit worse. Get of my back sounds like something the writer did no thought about or just wanted to do something in the story.
I don't care sounds like he has no interrest in his work at all to begin with.
@@JeroenDoes which can work depending on the context
I think “get off my back” is when the writer generally cares but there’s a story line he can’t explain. “I don’t care” is literally not caring at all about the story he’s creating.
I don't know and get off my back about it XD
@@iYourDaddy well I'll off that thing 😂
Love how that"I don't know" is 50/40 genuine confusion and I don't care, with just a dash of How dare you?!
4:13 I feel like this conversation actually happened in the real pitch meeting for this movie.
Am I the only person who likes this
This show is such a complete tone-shift from literally everything else on the channel. Is it possible to do a conditional-subscribe, where it only notifies me about our good buddy Ryan? Cuz nothing else on Screen Rant is worth watching.
So agree. Much true. Wow wow wow wow.
Taurusus Screen Rant is terrible in general and I had to unsubscribe whenever they kept putting in spoilers in the title of the video or the teaser pic for newly released material 😒 they’re just so trashy. Anything for a view.
THIS, MUTHAPHUCKIN THIS!!! I hate this channel and what it stands for, but love this segment
Welcome to our lives
Just subscribe to Ryan’s personal Chanel, it has the pitch meetings and tons of original skits
"It must be hard to make a movie from a popular computer game?"
"Actually it's Super Mario, barely an inconvenience."
nice
I came to a sudden realization half way through your video, 🤯
I actually watched this movie as a kid and forgot it was supposed to be about Super Mario. 🤣 Thanks for the nostalgia 🍻
"Sure, I don't care." A sentence uttered by many scriptwriters today I imagine.
Producer: Are there any mushrooms in this movie?
Me: There were a lot in the writer’s room when this movie was being developed.
LOL! You beat me to it!
But didn’t that interfere with the acid trip?
@@punkwrestle I meant Ryan!
thees meetings are getting to real.
"For some reason I'm convinced" lol that is the new catch phrase. Lol
“Pretty much exactly like that but not like that at all” is the perfect description of this movie
You thought I was on mushrooms when coming up with this?
Kinda.
Well, I'm not.
Okay, good.
That would have really messed with my acid trip.
What?
Screenrant: In this video let's reference Mario saying "It's a-me!"
Also Screenrant: But wait, Mario wasn't known for saying that at the time this pitch meeting would have happened.
Screenrant: I don't care.
Best comment NA
Good point
Factual errors are tight!
"For some reason I'm convinced"
Gonna say that in conversation now
Every pitch meeting where he says “Sure I don’t care!” Absolutely cracks me up everytime 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Because you know that’s exactly what the writer thought.😂
Fun fact the Mario Brothers last name is "Time"
They also have a secret 3rd brother called Pizza
It's Mario Time! It's also Pizza Time!
Don't forget their international cousins, Hammer and Clobberin'.
I thought it was Guiseeppi? 😆😆
5:06 that is the funniest line delivery I've seen in a while
“A big old fungus all over the place, and it wants to help.” 😂
"Exactly like Super Mario but not like Mario at all" can be the whole movie summarized.
The Mario Bros. Movie is to the Mario Bros. Game, just like Mormonism is to Christianity. They use basically the same names and words, but that's where the similarities end.
@@SeraphsWitness Pretty weird thing to make a comparison off of.
@@CDRW24 If you know anything about Mormonism, you know how accurate that is.
The goomba “design” choice in this movie will always break me. I will never NOT laugh when I see them
Honestly, they're salvagable. For every horrible, boring, or downright unpleasant thing in this scourge on humanity, the Not-Goombas are the one thing I would ever react positively to seeing again.
They disturb me so much
@@sunnylilacs Good to know I'm not the only one. I got scared as f*ck as a child! This movie still gives me the shivers, add the disgusting mushroom slimy thing covering all the scenering too. I won't say if its good or bad, it's just... eerie.
People who say never not disturb me.
Do 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off', please. That would be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Huh. Neat
You should ask him nine times to do an episode on Ferris Bueller.
nine times?
nine times!
And Breakfast Club, another junk movie by John Hughes
@@leob4403 Movies made for a younger audience.... decades ago.... there were many 80s movies like this... made for teens.... just fluff..... but as they said in Dogma, "except for Judd Nelson".... that's pretty spot on.
"yeah that wudda completely messed with my acid trip" 😂😂😂
I honestly can't fathom how this was ever approved and most importantly how some people got paid millions to produce this atrocity.
Now's a good time to familiarize yourself with the "sunk cost fallacy" that most of us are prone too. Both so you know how movies like this get made and so you can avoid making similar mistakes yourself.
Summed up by this video perfectly...a cash grab...by people who didn't care. There was clearly a segment of movie people back then who never played a video game in their lives and assumed anyone who did was completely brain dead and would just pay to see any garbage thrown on the screen with their game's title in it.
To be fair most adults at the time did not understand or respect video games or the gaming culture.
I would not be shocked if they thought this movie was similar to what the game was actually like. That and kids have a high tolerance for bad movies. I remember liking the Garbage Pail Kids movie. As an adult I can't even finish 25 minutes of that one.
Having watched a bunch of videos about how this mess of a movie got made, the studio basicly gave the keys to the entire project to a pair of unknown directors that didn't want to make a Mario movie and lied to get the gig.
They wanted to make a cyberpunk sci-fi movie and decided to use the massive budget at their disposal to make their project instead and just slapped mario names on everything.
The studio not being video game fans, didn't really understand what they were making and just went along with it
Same reason there were five (or fifty?) Twilight movies: build-in audience.
Brutal “I don’t care” have potential to become recurring meme here. It’s brilliant and works for too many occurrences to list.
"Oh my God! I don't care, I do not, I..I... I don't care" that got me 😅🤣😂 it's my all time fav pitch meeting now. Bravo!!
Pitch Meeting: "Going all on in plumbing is tight!"
Archer: "Hey! Phrasing!"
I love archer and screen rant so this just made my day
Exactly
That ending hits a bit different now that Sonic's succeeded and Mario's getting a movie where the only person who doesn't care is the actor doing his voice.
Yea, everyone else is doing a fine job except Pratt
Tho considering it's Illumination apart of this project I'm a little worried
I like pretending that instead of filming all of each "character's" lines in one take, they film the skit in chronological order and Ryan had to change his clothes 200+ times
Oh those little illusions which we cherish
"I don't know, I don't care" 😂😂😂
4:45
Lol
lol
Things I wrote on every test I had in school for an answer lol
If any movie deserves a Pitch Meeting, it's this one.
"going all in on plumbing is tight" hmmm, that is a loaded statement if I ever saw one. 😂
The writing is very clever. Love it.
We Can all agree we rather watch this movie than cats
Would rather watch Cats than Sex Junk.