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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Howard the Duck!
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    The Marvel Cinematic Universe has taken over the global box office in the past decade, but Marvel wasn’t always the cinematic gold mine it is today. In fact the very first Marvel movie that got a theatrical release was so poorly received that they waited more than a decade to make another one. That first movie was Howard the Duck.
    The movie definitely raises a ton of questions… Like who is this movie for? Why are we seeing all these duck parts? Why is Beverly attracted to a duck? Why does Howard get a job in an adult spa? Why are there so many duck puns? What was George Lucas thinking? And once again, who is this movie for?!
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to Howard the Duck! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @jackswain742
    @jackswain742 4 роки тому +4536

    “Why are you watching the pitch meeting for a movie you’ve never seen?”
    “Because!”
    “That works!”

    • @genew2278
      @genew2278 4 роки тому +153

      Saves me from having to watch a lot of useless movies 😉

    • @sebastienlamarre2737
      @sebastienlamarre2737 4 роки тому +18

      It’s fair enough but ok

    • @jeremyusreevu237
      @jeremyusreevu237 4 роки тому +5

      @@genew2278 This movie is completely useless now. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @KWJester49
      @KWJester49 4 роки тому +5

      @@sebastienlamarre2737 both are common responses he uses

    • @Aokaminariki
      @Aokaminariki 4 роки тому +25

      "Watching pitch meetings for movies you've never seen is TIGHT!"

  • @thatbuckmulligan
    @thatbuckmulligan 4 роки тому +9551

    More people will watch this pitch meeting than will see Howard the Duck.

    • @wikansaktianto9215
      @wikansaktianto9215 4 роки тому +52

      Only Internet filled with US. Users will talk about it...the rest of the world..probably just Briton.

    • @rabbiyashahid91
      @rabbiyashahid91 4 роки тому +104

      I haven't even heard of it

    • @Emma-kz3zr
      @Emma-kz3zr 4 роки тому +54

      And that's why we need the reboot! ASAP!
      Saw the movie on release and thought this is pretty tame compared to comic,
      Watch Duckman which is a lot closer, but doesn't include Dr strange and co. unfortunately.

    • @That_Guy-
      @That_Guy- 4 роки тому +29

      from the UK I seen this movie way back so...

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan 4 роки тому +12

      That guy - Ditto to both 🇬🇧 🦆

  • @tehnixius
    @tehnixius 3 роки тому +1625

    Someone in my family thought this would be a great kid movie to see during family gathering.
    We ended up with lots of awkward silence moments.

    • @toddstone230
      @toddstone230 3 роки тому +41

      😂

    • @b.d6642
      @b.d6642 3 роки тому +132

      They didn't stop the movie at the playduck scene?!

    • @Kara_Kay_Eschel
      @Kara_Kay_Eschel 3 роки тому +89

      @@b.d6642 That and the bathtub scene happened pretty close together.

    • @tgr.4550
      @tgr.4550 3 роки тому +16

      LMAO 🤣

    • @flaminG-Ghost
      @flaminG-Ghost 3 роки тому +20

      I can actually feel you vicariously...

  • @LastRider2006
    @LastRider2006 3 роки тому +1228

    "Oh, so the movie's almost over?"
    "No, no, not even close."
    "Well that's a shame."
    I will be stealing variations on this interaction.

    • @erichanson3369
      @erichanson3369 3 роки тому +41

      "Oh, that's too bad." That's the most sensible statement in the video, by a significant margin.

    • @mattneal5257
      @mattneal5257 10 місяців тому +2

      Love this - I will be stealing it as well

  • @cyberpokey
    @cyberpokey 4 роки тому +2633

    This seems far more disturbing than I recall.

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 4 роки тому +20

      Ha! Yes!

    • @fredphlogiston4620
      @fredphlogiston4620 4 роки тому +46

      maybe because you where a child when you saw it for the first time.

    • @kallistiX1
      @kallistiX1 4 роки тому +114

      I remember seeing this as a kid and I was VERY disturbed. Like, this whole thing was super creepy and gave me a phobia of Jeffery Jones. Which, in hindsight, was probably fair.

    • @solanoguz
      @solanoguz 4 роки тому +3

      It certainly is 😊

    • @Rhomega
      @Rhomega 4 роки тому +12

      Remember the scene where Dr. Jenning sticks his alien tongue into the cigarette lighter and starts eating the electricity or something? I dunno, it's been a long time.

  • @jameskaeppel1073
    @jameskaeppel1073 4 роки тому +1565

    "So you have a movie script for me?"
    "No I dont"
    And that's how half of modern movies are made

  • @floydlooney6837
    @floydlooney6837 3 роки тому +197

    "But why though?" - sums up the entire film

    • @conniethesconnie
      @conniethesconnie 3 роки тому +4

      I thought they would cover that at some point. George Lucas produced it while at the height of his popularity.
      Do you really turn down the person who is responsible for the Star Wars franchise?

  • @WardahTheBlaqQ
    @WardahTheBlaqQ 3 роки тому +748

    Fun fact: Disney now owns both Donald and Howard.
    Imagine that crossover.

    • @Quinntus79
      @Quinntus79 3 роки тому +5

      To borrow a meme from the Nostalgia Critic: "Duck Tits! Woohoo!"

    • @dolliesdieyes5590
      @dolliesdieyes5590 2 роки тому +28

      In the past (the 80s iirc?) Disney actually sued Marvel because Howard looked too much like Donald - that's why Howards feather color is yellow, not white anymore.

    • @SomewhatSlightlyBored
      @SomewhatSlightlyBored 2 роки тому +10

      @@dolliesdieyes5590 It's actually been white again for a while now.

    • @jamielondon6436
      @jamielondon6436 2 роки тому +9

      I'd rather not imagine that, thank you very much. :-p

    • @retrofan4963
      @retrofan4963 2 роки тому +9

      Howard the Duck is actually based on Donald Duck. In the original Howard the Duck comics, Howard looks really similar to Donald Duck.

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 4 роки тому +1180

    "Why should we make this movie? Whose idea was this? Who wants this?"
    "George Lucas."
    "Let's make this movie."

    • @generalrygy4532
      @generalrygy4532 4 роки тому +10

      That makes sense

    • @raloclark7519
      @raloclark7519 4 роки тому +5

      This is a movie already if you didn't know.

    • @trippsmclovin
      @trippsmclovin 4 роки тому +2

      Watche before you pass judgment. Early 90s gold.

    • @beng9411
      @beng9411 4 роки тому +10

      Drake Sorrento definetly an 80’s movie

    • @adamlewellen5081
      @adamlewellen5081 4 роки тому +8

      @@trippsmclovin just no.... It's nowhere as good as maximum overdrive or killer clowns from outer space or short circuit or basically anything else.

  • @Xiams
    @Xiams 4 роки тому +646

    "So then suddenly a space laser shoots into Howard's apartment and he gets abDUCKted..."

    • @stormtempterf8058
      @stormtempterf8058 4 роки тому +43

      Go sit in the corner and think about your life.

    • @jacobnichols4488
      @jacobnichols4488 4 роки тому +7

      That's funny

    • @akroma443
      @akroma443 4 роки тому +43

      To be fair, that pun had more effort put into it than the entire movie had.

    • @eliaspeter7689
      @eliaspeter7689 4 роки тому +23

      *Making duck puns is tight!*

    • @gabehcuod7017
      @gabehcuod7017 4 роки тому +6

      "This guy gets it!"

  • @bignoknow
    @bignoknow 2 роки тому +455

    This was one of my favorite movies as a kid.... I did not know what I was watching.

    • @lwivv9052
      @lwivv9052 2 роки тому +14

      Same. It was one of those movies that was always on TV in the middle of the day when I was a kid.

    • @thesultanofswing8706
      @thesultanofswing8706 2 роки тому +10

      As a kid you watched a movie with... with... duck tits? I'm so sorry.

    • @billyj9168
      @billyj9168 2 роки тому +4

      Same here, i still watch it every few years or so..

    • @Mighty_Grimes
      @Mighty_Grimes 2 роки тому +3

      It's a masterpiece

    • @Thegoldenchild415
      @Thegoldenchild415 2 роки тому +2

      Same here...🤣🤣

  • @hertmybrane8896
    @hertmybrane8896 3 роки тому +147

    "Why doesn't Beverly drive?"
    "How would I know?"
    "I thought you might"
    "Well I don't, so anyway..."
    This exchange completely got me.

  • @kjoc70
    @kjoc70 4 роки тому +833

    "I can't help but notice you didn't use the word 'bad.'"

    • @ParadiseDB7
      @ParadiseDB7 4 роки тому +20

      @@firestar9650 don't be a dick

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 роки тому +32

      @@firestar9650 Since you're obviously new around here, you should probably know that 90% of comments on these videos are just people quoting their favorite parts of the video or replying to quoted catchphrases with other quoted catchphrases.

    • @FortressMinimus
      @FortressMinimus 4 роки тому +47

      @@Dargonhuman Replying to quoted catchphrases with other quoted catchphrases is tight.

    • @kjoc70
      @kjoc70 4 роки тому +23

      @@FortressMinimus Wow wow wow wow....wow!

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 роки тому +17

      @@FortressMinimus It's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @Rougarou99
    @Rougarou99 4 роки тому +1837

    Me: Can we get DuckTales?
    Mom: We have DuckTales at home.
    DuckTales at home:

    • @ShoppingBored
      @ShoppingBored 3 роки тому +39

      I can't believe they let me watch this as a kid 😂

    • @peteyourdoom
      @peteyourdoom 3 роки тому +41

      Duck Tales..
      Woo hoo

    • @danagray9709
      @danagray9709 3 роки тому +13

      To be fair, the movie was pretty good in a campy sort of way. I dunno though... If someone actually made a Duck Tales movie, I'd spend money on it...

    • @haliemaxine3734
      @haliemaxine3734 3 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂 *Laughs in Duck*

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 3 роки тому +5

      duck tits woohoo

  • @DamnedXtians
    @DamnedXtians 3 роки тому +69

    "bands love singing songs about their managers" - I laughed/spit coffee all over my desk at this

  • @littletravelblog7589
    @littletravelblog7589 3 роки тому +244

    "Oh, the movie's almost over?"
    "Oh, no no no no no."
    "Oh, that's too bad."

  • @prastarkeepers
    @prastarkeepers 4 роки тому +307

    "So, Lea Thompson's going to be sexually attracted to a duck?"
    "That's right, sir."
    "Wasn't she sexually attracted to her own son in another movie?"
    "Yes, yes she was."
    "It kinda feels like we're making it look like Lea Thompson is into some kinky stuff."
    "That's what we're going for, sir."

    • @CleverFrenchName
      @CleverFrenchName 4 роки тому +4

      Ha you had 69 but no longer

    • @Dystopia1111
      @Dystopia1111 4 роки тому +12

      I'm pretty sure she got freaky with the robot in Space Camp as well. I might not be remembering that 100% correctly😛.

    • @CountryCarReviews
      @CountryCarReviews 4 роки тому +10

      Lea Thompson needs some therapy

    • @yesyesyesyes1600
      @yesyesyesyes1600 4 роки тому +1

      Hilarious :D

    • @thewolfofwallstreet627
      @thewolfofwallstreet627 3 роки тому +7

      It's amazing that Howard the Duck was rated PG honestly. Seriously, for a PG rating, you can't show Lea Thompson naked, but you could show off duck tits? Damn, no wonder why we have so many furries in today's world.

  • @personM4N
    @personM4N 4 роки тому +851

    “I’ll bet filling this movie with duck puns is gonna be pretty difficult”
    “Quacktually it’s gonna be super easy! Barely an inconvenience!”

  • @LasseLundster
    @LasseLundster 3 роки тому +61

    Lmao I swear the dead pan "Oh is the movie over?" "nononono"... "Oh that's too bad" killed me, one of the best sidenote lines ever

  • @vanheath5382
    @vanheath5382 3 роки тому +97

    I loved Howard the Duck as a little kid, watching it again as and adult I realized it was quite disturbing.

    • @tell-me-a-story-
      @tell-me-a-story- 11 місяців тому +10

      The disturbing thing is that you were allowed to watch this as a little kid.

  • @almuhaaajir
    @almuhaaajir 4 роки тому +487

    The writer :I'm gonna have dreams about this.
    The producer: I noticed you left the word "bad"

  • @minski76
    @minski76 4 роки тому +568

    It's even funnier if you imagine the pitcher being George Lucas....

  • @opedromagico
    @opedromagico 3 роки тому +1053

    Having an actor wear a costume has a beauty and connection that CGI characters can't achieve, imo

    • @Rocket1377
      @Rocket1377 3 роки тому +94

      True, but the character ended up looking nothing like the comics. It's just not possible to fit a human being into those proportions. The only way to do it justice would be with cgi.

    • @cheemsdrip7478
      @cheemsdrip7478 3 роки тому +7

      @@Rocket1377 you have 69 likes nice

    • @joeynathan6073
      @joeynathan6073 3 роки тому +9

      It was also a bit weird

    • @drewlovelyhell4892
      @drewlovelyhell4892 3 роки тому +46

      True, but Howard the Duck is probably not the best example.. 😞

    • @NuhashTheHash
      @NuhashTheHash 3 роки тому +3

      *ha*

  • @bacon3703
    @bacon3703 3 роки тому +301

    The were some really messed up "kids" movies in the late 80's early 90's

    • @ressljs
      @ressljs 3 роки тому +45

      The early 80's. Was the movie for kids? Was it for coke addled adults? No one could tell the difference.

    • @bigpigeon2384
      @bigpigeon2384 3 роки тому +28

      @@ressljs it was definitely made by coke addled adults and I don’t think they knew who it was for either

    • @siler7
      @siler7 3 роки тому

      Yes, the were.

    • @Osprey850
      @Osprey850 3 роки тому +4

      They don't hold a candle to the messed up "kids" movies from the late 70s through the mid 80s. You kids who grew up later had it easy.

    • @Alamankarazieff
      @Alamankarazieff 3 роки тому +10

      Cue the ghost blowjob scene from Ghostbusters.

  • @aggressivelymediocre4609
    @aggressivelymediocre4609 4 роки тому +1171

    I love pitch meetings, but sometimes they remind me that someone actually pitched this and someone actually said “I think that’s a great idea!”

    • @reptoidrenaissance
      @reptoidrenaissance 3 роки тому +63

      People in the 80s were on ALL the drugs.

    • @davidtuck
      @davidtuck 3 роки тому +34

      That someone was, of course, George Lucas. So...

    • @johngr1747
      @johngr1747 2 роки тому +4

      That's the thing, they are accurate!

    • @JSTama
      @JSTama 2 роки тому +9

      They probably went more like "I think that's gonna make money!". Don't know which one is worse

    • @Marky11694
      @Marky11694 Рік тому +5

      To Be Fair Back to the Future sounds rather weird and messed up when you break it down and it was a hit even though so many people thought it would be a Bust

  • @rithrius5384
    @rithrius5384 4 роки тому +649

    The only reason why Avengers: Endgame was worth anything was clearly because Howard the Duck is in it.

  • @jeffralston1
    @jeffralston1 3 роки тому +40

    I loved this movie because it was so insane. That and Lea Thompson.

  • @bradroddenham6370
    @bradroddenham6370 3 роки тому +111

    "Oh, the Movie's almost over?"
    "Oh, no no no no no"
    "Oh, that's too bad..."
    How I felt for pretty much the entire movie...

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 4 роки тому +2590

    I saw this movie in the theater. That was 33 years ago. I still have scars on my soul.

    • @kellyfremlin4051
      @kellyfremlin4051 4 роки тому +15

      😂😂😂

    • @user-xx6vy9ri8p
      @user-xx6vy9ri8p 4 роки тому +4

      @@humanityisdoomed He is referring duck.

    • @KakeKittyStyle
      @KakeKittyStyle 3 роки тому +111

      Having scars on your soul is tight!

    • @stellabelikiewicz1523
      @stellabelikiewicz1523 3 роки тому +9

      Something similar happened to me with The Peanut Butter Solution, which I watched so very many times at my after school program and now can never unsee.

    • @wherami
      @wherami 3 роки тому +11

      Me too. I still haven't forgotten it to this day

  • @user-vn7ce5ig1z
    @user-vn7ce5ig1z 4 роки тому +678

    I only now occurred to to me that Ryan has to actually watch all these movies to make the Pitch Meetings for us.
    Thank you for your brave sacrifice sir, thank you. :-|

    • @captainvader921
      @captainvader921 4 роки тому +47

      Even crazier when he spent money to watch Cats. Dude's committed

    • @KiwiInGermanyMTB
      @KiwiInGermanyMTB 4 роки тому +14

      Howard the duck is awesome though

    • @silentstorm5439
      @silentstorm5439 4 роки тому +32

      the other problem is he may have to watch them more than once

    • @Shaneo0oo
      @Shaneo0oo 4 роки тому +9

      @@KiwiInGermanyMTB no... no it's not..

    • @vicaldama9314
      @vicaldama9314 4 роки тому +3

      @@Shaneo0oo yes.Yes it is the best !

  • @TotallyHuman
    @TotallyHuman 3 роки тому +19

    "But Why Tho?" I love how he says it clearly not even expecting a response much less an answer.

  • @thomasford5813
    @thomasford5813 3 роки тому +4

    3:53: Well, howard I know?
    Unbelievable. Genius, slow clap 👏 👏 👏

  • @astrobookwormsinger
    @astrobookwormsinger 4 роки тому +716

    It's Ryan's birthday guys everyone wish him a very tight birthday!!

    • @beansdad70
      @beansdad70 4 роки тому +14

      @Clara Lavender Young - yea,yea,yea!

    • @natashabusono4550
      @natashabusono4550 4 роки тому +18

      Wow wow wow wow🥳🥳🤯

    • @IainMcClatchie
      @IainMcClatchie 4 роки тому +6

      That kinda makes me feel uncomfortable.

    • @bandannafilms5965
      @bandannafilms5965 4 роки тому +14

      Have a tight birthday

    • @WaltherCE
      @WaltherCE 4 роки тому +12

      Sure - super easy, barely an inconvenience!

  • @blakelester1776
    @blakelester1776 4 роки тому +490

    Who’s this movie for?... Greatest question concerning Howard the Duck ever.

    • @davieduckett
      @davieduckett 4 роки тому +18

      He should have answered George Lucas

    • @blakelester1776
      @blakelester1776 4 роки тому +5

      Davie Duckett I think we have the winning answer.

    • @courtney-ray
      @courtney-ray 4 роки тому +13

      Seriously though!
      I watched that movie as a kid!
      I should not have.

    • @oliverhardy3286
      @oliverhardy3286 4 роки тому +2

      Me!!!!!!!

    • @IAmAlgolei
      @IAmAlgolei 4 роки тому +10

      @@courtney-ray I watched it as an adult, and I should not have.

  • @Bocktai5
    @Bocktai5 2 роки тому +7

    “He looks like he’s boiling or something” the delivery of ‘boiling’ is hilarious

  • @mr.mediocregamer9653
    @mr.mediocregamer9653 2 місяці тому +4

    My father brought this movie home one Christmas to watch as a family.
    Instead of admitting he was wrong, he made us sit through it.
    My mom ended her life the next morning when he refused to sign the divorce papers that night.
    So when Howard ended up in the Guardians movie years later, it brought back some real deep trauma for me.

  • @DJ-fn3jm
    @DJ-fn3jm 4 роки тому +795

    Producer: Duck puns?
    Writer: Yeah, we'll just replace words or parts of word with "duck".
    Producer: Did you work on the Smurf movie?
    Writer: Maybe.

    • @PhantomFilmAustralia
      @PhantomFilmAustralia 4 роки тому +19

      Producer: Well, OK then.

    • @mayebeline1149
      @mayebeline1149 4 роки тому +13

      It's okay for smurfs though since it's canon that they're linguistically challenged.

    • @orvilleredenpiller338
      @orvilleredenpiller338 3 роки тому +5

      Producer: “Did you work on the Smurfs movie?”
      Writer: “I don’t know!”

    • @kittylitty01
      @kittylitty01 3 роки тому +2

      Wow this comment was ducktacular

    • @EvilMoW
      @EvilMoW 3 роки тому +2

      Shoulda been:
      Producer: Did you work on the Smurf Movie?
      Writer: Smurf

  • @roomba89
    @roomba89 4 роки тому +231

    "So you have a movie for me??"
    "Yes sir I do!!"...
    Always makes me smile and makes my day a whole lot better

  • @firmanfauzi3199
    @firmanfauzi3199 3 роки тому +21

    "ducknado if you will"
    you foreshadowing sharknado pitch meeting sun of a gun

  • @round1fight
    @round1fight 2 роки тому +5

    You know what the funny thing is? In the comics, Howard and Beverly's relationship is not only canon, but kind of wholesome.

  • @welcometothemetaverse2523
    @welcometothemetaverse2523 4 роки тому +457

    Howard the Duck: "So what's next for me?"
    Marvel: "A cameo in the Guardians of the Galaxy."
    Howard the Duck: " A cameo?"
    Marvel: "After the credits."
    Howard the Duck: "Pfft. Like that'll be a hit!"
    *28 years later*
    Marvel: "Good news, Howard, you're in the Guardians of the Galaxy sequel!"
    Howard the duck: "Terrific!"
    Marvel: "As a cameo another cameo."
    Howard the duck: "Dammit."
    *5 years later*
    Marvel: "Howard, you're an Endgame!"
    Howard the Duck: "YES!"
    Marvel: "You're in the final battle."
    Howard the Duck: "Alright!"
    Marvel: "As an Easter egg."
    Howard the Duck: "DAMN IT!!"

    • @hatimzeineddine8723
      @hatimzeineddine8723 4 роки тому +29

      Howard the Duck
      Egg!

    • @camelopardalis84
      @camelopardalis84 4 роки тому +16

      Wait, this movie is 33 years old? How have I never heard of it until today???

    • @bryantirva6679
      @bryantirva6679 4 роки тому +29

      Marie Lastname it’s probably for the best you didn’t. It isn’t one George Lucas’ best film. Definitely one you could live without seeing

    • @AkariC
      @AkariC 4 роки тому +39

      @@camelopardalis84 your parents actually loved you and cared about you. So they sacrifized every second to keep that movie away from you.

    • @marchesangcap1050
      @marchesangcap1050 4 роки тому +4

      While reading your comment i hear howard have voice as donald the duck

  • @ganymede6090
    @ganymede6090 4 роки тому +538

    Ah, Howard the Duck
    "But why though?": The Movie

  • @wickedgligar1353
    @wickedgligar1353 2 роки тому +7

    To be fair, Howard the Duck was in Endgame, so we can attribute its success to him

  • @pyrkhatlangtiewsoh1177
    @pyrkhatlangtiewsoh1177 3 роки тому +15

    "bands love to sing songs about their managers" 😂😂😂😂

  • @brightwriter419
    @brightwriter419 4 роки тому +140

    "Bands love singing songs about their managers."
    "They sure do, sir."

  • @dangcowboy5514
    @dangcowboy5514 4 роки тому +199

    These pitch meetings are the only reason we haven’t completely cut off screen rant

  • @MittensTheMurderKitty
    @MittensTheMurderKitty 3 роки тому +10

    I want that "But why though?" as an incoming text notification.

  • @Matt_Alaric
    @Matt_Alaric 9 місяців тому +5

    I remember watching this as a kid and just being weirded out by it. Watching this pitch meeting makes it so much easier to remember why.

  • @spaceracer23
    @spaceracer23 4 роки тому +363

    Producer: why doesn't Beverly drive?
    Writer: women can drive?

    • @theunknownreturns
      @theunknownreturns 4 роки тому +2

      Fuuu! Salute

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 4 роки тому +4

      kinda

    • @dv9239
      @dv9239 4 роки тому +8

      Women can't drive!
      There, I answered his question

    • @widowkeeper4739
      @widowkeeper4739 4 роки тому +6

      Women can drive in movies if there is not a man with her. If there is a man with her (and there almost always is), then by default, he's the driver. Women only drive if she's with another woman, ferrying kids, or it's part of a joke why the guy isn't driving.

    • @bobbyfeet2240
      @bobbyfeet2240 4 роки тому

      Producer: Fair enough!

  • @makenziemcilwaine6841
    @makenziemcilwaine6841 4 роки тому +766

    Do a pitch meeting for the ryan cinematic universe

    • @ehi_ij
      @ehi_ij 4 роки тому +22

      *Avengers Infinity War Theme Plays*

    • @frankdux3605
      @frankdux3605 4 роки тому +23

      He already did a pitch meeting for pitch meetings. Learn to search

    • @marianolaguzzi
      @marianolaguzzi 4 роки тому +40

      @@frankdux3605 right, but the Ryan George cinematic universe is much more than just pitch meetings, he has a channel of his own where he does some great sketches, in particular he has the "first guy to ever do x" series, but also a bunch of other stuff

    • @rithrius5384
      @rithrius5384 4 роки тому +18

      @@frankdux3605 You guys are aware he's not talking about pitch meetings, right?

    • @marianolaguzzi
      @marianolaguzzi 4 роки тому +3

      @Joshua White I was telling Frank Dux

  • @tgguitarguy
    @tgguitarguy 2 роки тому +5

    5:45 "That's the name of the movie!!!"

  • @SometimesFunny1
    @SometimesFunny1 3 роки тому +61

    It's actually "Quack-Fu." This was very much an inconvenience.

  • @Jose04537
    @Jose04537 4 роки тому +1940

    Definitely drugs were involved in the making of this movie.

    • @garysuarez9614
      @garysuarez9614 3 роки тому +58

      Weapons grade hallucinogens.

    • @comediccenter7233
      @comediccenter7233 3 роки тому +11

      Well, didn't George Lucas have involvement?

    • @memyself898
      @memyself898 3 роки тому +15

      @@comediccenter7233 weapons grade...

    • @erics6894
      @erics6894 3 роки тому +28

      it was the 1980's so, yeah, I'd say drugs were invloved

    • @reptoidrenaissance
      @reptoidrenaissance 3 роки тому +24

      Oh, absolutely. Just ludicrous amounts of cocaine & quaaludes.

  • @SchneeflockeMonsoon
    @SchneeflockeMonsoon 4 роки тому +297

    So the movie’s almost over?
    Nonononono.
    Aw, that’s too bad.

    • @HooDooBrown
      @HooDooBrown 4 роки тому +1

      Pretty much my reaction while watching the movie as a kid.

  • @curtislowe4577
    @curtislowe4577 3 роки тому +5

    Pitch Meeting is hands down a great investment in time. On days when you're really bored and a movie that got a horrible review comes on instead of thinking 'What the hell, I'm bored' you can think 'I'm bored, but I'm not bored enough to watch this'. A truly valuable service, sir, thank you.

  • @guardrailbiter
    @guardrailbiter Рік тому +25

    Lea Thompson once again proving that having a cute face was more important to one's career than actually choosing good roles in the 80s.

  • @fantasticmax1
    @fantasticmax1 4 роки тому +203

    “You just replaced part of the word ‘tornado’ with ‘duck’ on that one.”
    “No, I replaced part of the word ‘Sharknado’ with duck.”

  • @javelin1974
    @javelin1974 4 роки тому +72

    In 1985 I was at a mall in Kansas City and was approached by this research company and asked to take a survey about a movie the was being filmed. The movie was a Howard the Duck. They showed a lot of stills and a rough preview. When asked if I would consider seeing the movie since George Lucas was involved I said that I most likely would! So, I apologize for my tiny part in getting Howard the Duck to the screen. Also, after seeing another preview in the theatre sometime later, I never have watched the movie...

    • @Euxiphipops77
      @Euxiphipops77 7 місяців тому +4

      You are excused. Do not worry.

    • @Veronica.John10-10
      @Veronica.John10-10 5 місяців тому +3

      I BLAME YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @javelin1974
      @javelin1974 5 місяців тому +3

      @@Veronica.John10-10 it often wakes me up at 3:00 in a cold sweat

  • @ButrzV2
    @ButrzV2 3 роки тому +21

    "Who is this movie for?"
    Anyone who wanted to see Lea Thompson in a nightie?

    • @Norvik_-ug3ge
      @Norvik_-ug3ge 3 місяці тому

      Check Lea out in 'All The Right Moves' 😉

  • @stainlesssteelfox1
    @stainlesssteelfox1 3 роки тому +8

    "So was it difficult to come up with so many duck 'puns'?"
    "Actually it was super-easy, barely an inconvenience."

  • @bonkers46
    @bonkers46 4 роки тому +859

    Can we talk about how the condom isn't even in a protective wrapper or am I just missing something more important about this scene?
    Well...probably.

    • @thewolfofwallstreet627
      @thewolfofwallstreet627 3 роки тому +200

      I'm more disturbed by the idea that someone honestly thought making a movie showing duck tits was a good idea.

    • @pearljam6976
      @pearljam6976 3 роки тому +55

      I think they just used one of those single finger latex covers. Retail first aid kits have then to protect bandaids/cuts on a finger from liquids. They dont have covers

    • @ryandowney8743
      @ryandowney8743 3 роки тому +94

      Aren't duck penises like really long and spiral shaped or something?

    • @thewolfofwallstreet627
      @thewolfofwallstreet627 3 роки тому +32

      @@ryandowney8743 maybe that's a kink of hers.

    • @PsychicGirl
      @PsychicGirl 3 роки тому +42

      Only if we talk about how ducks have long corkscrew dicks

  • @calemr
    @calemr 4 роки тому +171

    "He's a duck and his name is Howard." That's... Probably all they really read before thinking they had the character down.
    Howard the Duck, master of QUACK-Fu, has, in the comics, given Deadpool a dressing down for moping about the whole Fourth wall, knows he's a comic schtick.
    Because he did it first.

    • @Dogsport1
      @Dogsport1 4 роки тому +15

      The more recent run of Howard the Duck was pretty entertaining. In fact I'm only just now realizing my avatar is still the cover of the issue where he escapes from the Collector with Rocket Raccoon.

    • @yourefriendlyneighborhoodbuddy
      @yourefriendlyneighborhoodbuddy 4 роки тому

      NOOOOOO CALEMRKAAAAAA

  • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
    @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 роки тому +10

    "He doesn't need any proof of citizenship or, you know, not being a duck?
    "Apparently not, sir"

  • @JarenWelen
    @JarenWelen Рік тому +4

    Fun fact: 3 years after starring in Howard the Duck, Lea Thompson married someone called Howard Deutch.

  • @GoldenSama42
    @GoldenSama42 4 роки тому +242

    Honestly surprised you didn't have a George Lucas joke considering he was heavily involved in making this one.

    • @richlight
      @richlight 4 роки тому +5

      Is that a fat joke at George's expense?
      Dont make fun of George Lucas weight . In his defense he was still pretty skinny when he was doing this movie... lmao

    • @corey_the_bird3086
      @corey_the_bird3086 4 роки тому +9

      Rich Light he said nothing about Georges weight

    • @nnahler
      @nnahler 4 роки тому +4

      Corey_The_Content_Bird “Heavily involved”

    • @lucariosom1267
      @lucariosom1267 4 роки тому +14

      @@nnahler .......you're serious

    • @ShamblesMD
      @ShamblesMD 4 роки тому +3

      I'm surprised Tim Robbins got the lead for Shawshank Redemption after this.

  • @JackKirbyFan
    @JackKirbyFan 2 роки тому +2

    'So the movie's almost over
    oh, no, no, no, no
    oh, too bad'
    That was hilarious

  • @takingtheshot9830
    @takingtheshot9830 3 роки тому +4

    "barely an inconvenience" that never gets old

  • @bigbrainproductionsandthei7675
    @bigbrainproductionsandthei7675 4 роки тому +104

    "So you have a movie for me"
    "No sir I don't"

    • @EEVictory13
      @EEVictory13 4 роки тому +10

      Well do you have nightmare fuel we can release in theaters
      Yes sir I do

    • @freddyrichards878
      @freddyrichards878 4 роки тому +3

      "Oh really?"
      (Video ends)

  • @panther6408
    @panther6408 4 роки тому +1711

    I swear this man is carrying the whole of screen rant on his back.

    • @Conservative4
      @Conservative4 4 роки тому +143

      Carrying what? There are other things here besides pitch meetings? I thought this was Ryan George's professional channel.

    • @Brindlebrother
      @Brindlebrother 4 роки тому +68

      Barely an inconvenience.

    • @gamingman2720
      @gamingman2720 3 роки тому +9

      Iamnotacleverman the other ones are just top 10 videos

    • @Gadget440
      @Gadget440 3 роки тому +52

      Oh let me get off of that thing

    • @trailersic
      @trailersic 3 роки тому +22

      @@Conservative4 Yeah but who watches those?

  • @MaggottheSic
    @MaggottheSic 3 роки тому

    The only channel I watch without skipping adds or without add blocker on. Real gold

  • @period8705
    @period8705 3 роки тому +2

    I loved Howard the Duck when I was a kid.

  • @lilghos-t5122
    @lilghos-t5122 4 роки тому +131

    The only reason endgame was so big is because there was a scene when Howard the duck was in the background of the war scene only part of the movie I enjoyed

  • @michawhite7613
    @michawhite7613 4 роки тому +48

    The only reason Endgame was so big is because Howard makes a brief cameo

    • @FULANODETAL
      @FULANODETAL 4 роки тому +5

      weird howard the duck can battle to defend earth,,and Frank castle not

    • @thfpt
      @thfpt 4 роки тому +2

      That's because Frank is too violent. The Avengers wanted something of a fair fight. The Punisher shows up and it's Endgame over, man. Endgame over. 😎

    • @retrofan4963
      @retrofan4963 4 роки тому +1

      Howard is a really tough duck. He's the Master of Quack Fu.

  • @oliviamaynard9372
    @oliviamaynard9372 2 роки тому +2

    Thanks for making these. They are so funny and wholesome. Apparently my youtube algorithm is trying to break my spirit into total depression, but then randomly shows me this to laugh.
    I try to watch them until I feel better but not watch too many so I can still not feel like there is no more new funny content.

  • @realitymatters4745
    @realitymatters4745 Рік тому +1

    I asked for this pitch meeting before I saw the pitch meeting and then I found the pitch meeting so fortuitous
    Thanks

  • @bepisthebenis5111
    @bepisthebenis5111 4 роки тому +121

    I’m convinced Ryan hasn’t actually filmed him responding to “super easy” with “oh really?” In a year or so

    • @chadiwack
      @chadiwack 4 роки тому +22

      Yeah he's just got a bunch of folders on his desk labelled "wow wow wow wow clips" "super easy clips" "because clips" "so the movie can happen clips" "oh really clips' etc.

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 4 роки тому +1

      That and “alright, I’ll climb off that thing”

  • @HatunTashDCCIMinistries
    @HatunTashDCCIMinistries 4 роки тому +2296

    It's "Quack Fu," not "Duck Fu."

    • @sterling7
      @sterling7 3 роки тому +449

      I'm sure you're right. I also suspect that Mr. George did not want to watch "Howard the Duck" one more time to insure getting that detail right, and I find I am entirely sympathetic to that.

    • @BrowncoatFairy
      @BrowncoatFairy 3 роки тому +280

      ohhh *quack* fu. now it's HILARIOUS.

    • @maxtew6521
      @maxtew6521 3 роки тому +19

      D. Wood! Good running into ya! Love the content. God bless.

    • @Chocomint_Queen
      @Chocomint_Queen 3 роки тому +10

      It's actually quak-fu, no C

    • @PasserMontanus
      @PasserMontanus 3 роки тому +36

      This is a star wars prequel apologist level of counterargument.

  • @KathrynsWorldWildfireTracking
    @KathrynsWorldWildfireTracking 3 роки тому +3

    4:31 - Being able to see "invisible" wires holding up a puppet's non-functional arms is _tight!_

  • @ladyj2552
    @ladyj2552 3 роки тому

    I've watched 9 of these back to back and I regret nothing!!!

  • @EezeeGroover
    @EezeeGroover 4 роки тому +86

    "We're gonna have a ton of jokes in this thing. We're talkin duck puns!"
    "Yeah?"
    "Yeah!"

    • @animelvr99
      @animelvr99 4 роки тому +4

      I laughed so hard at this part.

  • @kjoc70
    @kjoc70 4 роки тому +215

    "Howard ends up in Earth, in Cleveland."
    We, the residents of Earth, are not really sure we want to claim Cleveland.

    • @assassinmaster3419
      @assassinmaster3419 4 роки тому +24

      We, the residents of Ohio, aren't sure either

    • @DC-hw7fw
      @DC-hw7fw 4 роки тому +12

      @@assassinmaster3419 I pretend it doesn't exist. It's a win-win for me. :)

    • @balamx2802
      @balamx2802 4 роки тому +9

      You can all just go duck yourselves.

    • @turtlenuggetz7895
      @turtlenuggetz7895 4 роки тому +8

      we, the residents of cleveland, dont want to be here either

    • @macrussell78
      @macrussell78 4 роки тому +11

      "God here, just wanted to chime in and say sorry for making Cleveland."

  • @burningflag3679
    @burningflag3679 3 роки тому +1

    I definitely watched this as a kid. And rewatched it a dozen times or more.

  • @Tovek
    @Tovek 3 роки тому

    I own several copies of this movie. From VHS to BR. I saw this as a kid and I was blown away! It was such a fun movie with crazy creatures, alternate universes, Quack-Fu, Lea Thompson, great music and fun special effects. It just checks all the boxes! And because of that, I may have grown up into a biased adult because I still think the movie rocks!

  • @StoriedTreasures
    @StoriedTreasures 4 роки тому +302

    "Oh the movies almost over?
    Oh no no no no no no
    Oh thats too bad"'
    ded L O L !!!!

    • @inewulf3204
      @inewulf3204 4 роки тому +4

      Beat me to it. Had me laughing

    • @rpc717
      @rpc717 4 роки тому +3

      One of the best pitch meeting lines ever! 😂🤣😂

    • @beatrixwickson8477
      @beatrixwickson8477 4 роки тому +2

      Champagne comedy

    • @422rds
      @422rds 4 роки тому +3

      Petition to make
      "So the movie's almost over?"
      "Oh no no no no no no"
      "Oh that's to bad"
      To be a recurring catch phrase on Pitch Meeting.

  • @26th_Primarch
    @26th_Primarch 4 роки тому +47

    "Ducknado? Hmmmm that could be a movie..."
    "Maybe we should replace the ducks with something scarier sir?"
    "Oh? Like what?"
    "How about... I don't know... Sharks maybe?"
    "Sharks...?"
    "Yes sir sharks. A sharknado if you will..."
    "Yeah... No... I don't think some movie about tornadoes full of sharks would catch on..."

    • @ohmeohmyohmammamia
      @ohmeohmyohmammamia 4 роки тому +9

      Clouds are the scariest things according to executive guy so it'll be cloudnado

    • @henryobrien7135
      @henryobrien7135 4 роки тому +5

      What about clouds that look like tornadoes full of clouds?

  • @JorTanos
    @JorTanos 3 роки тому +6

    I grew up loving this movie. It's a classic.

  • @Wolfsheim23
    @Wolfsheim23 2 роки тому

    I always wondered about the pitch meeting for this movie, way back when.. finally we see it!!!

  • @ehi_ij
    @ehi_ij 4 роки тому +178

    This isn’t a skit it’s security camera footage

    • @parkerfriends2219
      @parkerfriends2219 4 роки тому +6

      security camera footage with *FULL HD*

    • @ehi_ij
      @ehi_ij 4 роки тому +4

      ParkerFriends XD

    • @DavidRay39
      @DavidRay39 4 роки тому +2

      Of twin brothers? 😂😉

    • @rangerleaf1505
      @rangerleaf1505 4 роки тому

      @LTNetjak right also there in two different spots

    • @raizereaper4697
      @raizereaper4697 4 роки тому

      RangerLeaf All these comments are jokes and all but brothers can’t really be in the exact same spot

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 роки тому +132

    The best type of duck is one that asks for grapes at a lemonade stand

    • @joshuamasonseight-bitbasta2451
      @joshuamasonseight-bitbasta2451 4 роки тому +12

      got any glue?

    • @raininess
      @raininess 4 роки тому +15

      and then just waddles away

    • @IchigoLazer
      @IchigoLazer 4 роки тому +8

      Did he by chance say anything to the man running the stand?

    • @Jondahr
      @Jondahr 4 роки тому +4

      Should’ve tried a corner store instead.

    • @OlaftheGreat
      @OlaftheGreat 4 роки тому +1

      I thought it was McDonald's. My dad would never lie to me!
      Just kidding, it's one of his favourite social activities

  • @justinverser2102
    @justinverser2102 3 роки тому +5

    I love Howard the Duck!! Great 80's movie

  • @linedwell
    @linedwell 3 роки тому

    I just found these videos and watching them, I gotta say, it's pretty easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @chocolatewaifu6462
    @chocolatewaifu6462 4 роки тому +68

    "Who is this movie for?"
    "I don't know"
    "Wow wow wow wow"
    😂😂😂

  • @sterling7
    @sterling7 4 роки тому +355

    The only VHS tape my family ever rented that we stopped part-way through and decided the rental fee just wasn't worth it.

    • @joestrike8537
      @joestrike8537 Рік тому +7

      I did the same thing with the John Goodman "Flintstones" movie.

    • @willspicer3190
      @willspicer3190 Рік тому +4

      ​@Joe Strike that movie was a masterpiece compared to HTD

    • @justinkennedy3004
      @justinkennedy3004 11 місяців тому +9

      So you ducked out before the movie finished?

    • @sterling7
      @sterling7 11 місяців тому +1

      @@justinkennedy3004 Guh-roan! (Well played.)

    • @im3phirebird81
      @im3phirebird81 10 місяців тому

      @@justinkennedy3004 "Ducked out before Howard finished"

  • @andrews9615
    @andrews9615 3 роки тому

    Classic! Brilliant return to form!

  • @tonycagle3971
    @tonycagle3971 Рік тому

    Most literally one of my favorite movies from growing up

  • @Drakeblood97
    @Drakeblood97 4 роки тому +47

    Let's be honest, we're past due for a Shrek pitch meeting.

    • @kenziehurlock
      @kenziehurlock 4 роки тому

      You made me realize there isn't one. I feel so lost now :(

  • @rolandlee6898
    @rolandlee6898 4 роки тому +387

    This is basically "Cocaine: the movie"

  • @andrecraus7579
    @andrecraus7579 3 роки тому +6

    Well Howard the Duck was actually in Avengers Endgame. Probably the only reason why the movie did so well!

  • @sonnyraine8159
    @sonnyraine8159 3 роки тому

    Ryan you're hilarious.... I love these ... thanks for bringing the laughs

  • @miah5543
    @miah5543 4 роки тому +161

    This is like the original Bee Movie