LUDICHRISTMAS II: THE REVENJANK

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  • @johnclawn8335
    @johnclawn8335 2 роки тому +3263

    "Do you remember when the enforcers say 'eat lead' and 'here catch?'" yes civvie, you made sure of that

    • @ASpooneyBard
      @ASpooneyBard 2 роки тому +240

      "eat, eat, toast!"

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 2 роки тому +20

      yeah can someone find taht song again

    • @Mazaroth
      @Mazaroth 2 роки тому +72

      @@Ribbons0121R121 "Here, catch!" ua-cam.com/video/fImJQmxvwrc/v-deo.html
      Here's the original song ua-cam.com/video/euQOUsh7XMc/v-deo.html

    • @xAxCx
      @xAxCx 2 роки тому +17

      You're toast!

    • @keithrichards8526
      @keithrichards8526 2 роки тому +39

      Civie tends to have an even enough volume to watch while you drift off to sleep. His voice is clear enough to work at low volumes and he/"Katie" mix the game audio well enough to work... now. Wasn't so great before but newer videos?? Great job.
      So of course I hear that song at least once per night.

  • @Zilch616
    @Zilch616 2 роки тому +951

    The fact that several members of the team that made this would go on to make Dusk is one of the most inspirational things I've ever heard

    • @TheSpitefulSword
      @TheSpitefulSword 2 роки тому +78

      Yeah, I was quite surprised, when I found out, that creators of Dusk and Amid Evil made this game.
      They did learn from their mistakes and they created a real Chrstmass Gifts!

    • @citizenofvenus
      @citizenofvenus 2 роки тому +121

      Not necessarily - Dusk was made by David Szymanski, whose background is in low budget indie psychological horror games. Dave Oshry served as producer and Andrew Hulshult as composer, but Dusk is almost entirely Szymanski's baby. Amid Evil was made by members of this team, true (Leon Zawada, Simon Rance, Daniel Hedjazi and Andrew Hulshult). There's a bunch more notable people. Grzegorz Zawadzki went on to do Ghostrunner. Fred Schreiber went on to be the producer for Ion Fury. Zach Ellsbury has since worked on CoD, and Mona Huang on Fortnite. Guilherme Carvalho went on to work on Total War: Warhammer and Horizon: Zero Dawn.

    • @teejay9189
      @teejay9189 2 роки тому +40

      @@citizenofvenus quite a lotta seemed to have gotten good jobs.

    • @Xfade81
      @Xfade81 2 роки тому

      nice downgrade

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 2 роки тому +34

      @@citizenofvenus Woah, those are some serious glowups.

  • @AVGNROCKS1996
    @AVGNROCKS1996 2 роки тому +2297

    Seeing this game run above 10 FPS is truly a religious experience for me. I think my Laptops dead corpse can finally rest in peace knowing this wasn’t just malware.

  • @CriticalNobody
    @CriticalNobody 2 роки тому +1182

    Listening to Civvie trace the history of Interceptor/Slipgate is like someone trying to explain NFTs to me. I’m lost and confused and I don’t know where I am anymore

    • @jefverstraete8574
      @jefverstraete8574 2 роки тому +18

      MGS franchise video when ?

    • @scottl.1568
      @scottl.1568 2 роки тому +13

      Or when folks try to explain cryptocurrency to me

    • @ferdinand12390
      @ferdinand12390 2 роки тому +44

      all i know is that nfts are scams for the hardcore cryptobros and modern money laundering

    • @sofija1996
      @sofija1996 2 роки тому +61

      @@ferdinand12390 That's about all you need to know, honestly. Add rampant art theft (and the fact that a certain large NFT platform as of now asks the artist trying to take down the stolen artwork to pass their personal information, including their IRL name and address, to the person trying to make money off of their art) and the impact this shit has on the environment since 90% of the time cryptomines are powered by cheaper coal power plants, and even if they use renewable energy sources they still burn through GPUs like crazy and these things aren't exactly made from grass and mud.

    • @lkotro21
      @lkotro21 2 роки тому +2

      Now watch his Serious Sam video.

  • @pagb666
    @pagb666 2 роки тому +901

    I love how after the first level, you can no longer damage the walls and chip out part of them.

    • @claudiolluberes111
      @claudiolluberes111 2 роки тому +67

      Lmao I would imagine anyone getting tired of setting that up in every level.

    • @alerojas2952
      @alerojas2952 2 роки тому

      @@claudiolluberes111 on not in

    • @pagb666
      @pagb666 2 роки тому +4

      @Aditya Kumar Mittal Hey! :)

    • @GoodmansGhost
      @GoodmansGhost 2 роки тому +41

      Probably because the rest of the game is an asset flip while the first part had self-made environments. Just a guess but it sure looks like that's the case.

    • @kohlerry
      @kohlerry 2 роки тому +10

      Hey, just wanted to let you know, your videos really helped me UV MAX Eviternity. I would probably still be wallhumping today if it weren't for you.

  • @thekolonel5551
    @thekolonel5551 2 роки тому +294

    "The Frame Killer" is a legit badass gun name, especially if it delivers on it's name like this game does. (fucking missle buck shot)

    • @Darca1n
      @Darca1n 2 роки тому +27

      I believe a game like Ultrakill can demonstrate perfectly how freaking awesome it is to have weapons be able to hit so bloody hard that the framerate drops for an instant and the sound gets all wonky.

    • @socksleeve
      @socksleeve Рік тому +2

      ​@@Darca1n I've experienced plenty of this in ultrakill, usually with *its* explosive shotgun, lol

    • @J.DeLaPoer
      @J.DeLaPoer Рік тому

      Obviously the Doomstick was made by Torgue (I'm not sure if it's actually intended to be a nod to Borderlands, or just really weird/lazy development). Also, I gotta mention the decision to give the MP40 a horizontal magazine for some random, incomprehensible reason really irritates me. I know it's ROTT and not supposed to be serious or realistic, but "messing up" a gun as iconic and world-famous as the MP40 like that is just so jarringly _wrong._

    • @lecapitaine1017
      @lecapitaine1017 3 місяці тому

      Reminds me of the Flamethrower weapon in Shock Troopers: 2nd Squad. Whether through bad optimisation or just Neo Geo limitations, it wasn't uncommon for the weapon to cause slowdown. Which was funny, because that being a Japanese game full of Engrish voiceover, the pickup sound proudly announced:
      *FRAMESLOWER*

  • @iwannaplayssbb6665
    @iwannaplayssbb6665 2 роки тому +1000

    Rise of the triad is actually a Christmas game, just like Die Hard is a Christmas movie, everyone knows this

    • @uria3679
      @uria3679 2 роки тому +9

      I agree

    • @RadicalGarry
      @RadicalGarry 2 роки тому +25

      @Jojoforpres if Die Hard is a Christmas movie, then the song “Cabinet Man” by Lemon Demon/Neil Cicierega is a Christmas song. In the last few moments of the song, it is, in fact, Christmas Eve. As well, some teenagers break in to rob and deface the arcade, something that wouldn’t work most other days, therefore they had to do it on Christmas Eve. It has events that take place on Christmas, and wouldn’t really work at any other time. Therefore, Cabinet Man is a Christmas Song.

    • @ChthonicCthulhu
      @ChthonicCthulhu 2 роки тому +9

      They do wear Santa hats if you play on Xmas....

    • @underthepale
      @underthepale 2 роки тому +7

      Die Hard is not a Christmas movie.

    • @slaughterchainsaw
      @slaughterchainsaw 2 роки тому +1

      @Jojoforpres Hey! Me too!

  • @striderreborn1467
    @striderreborn1467 2 роки тому +139

    I actually knew Misti Dawn, She was a fun and pleasant individual during the time I spoke to her many years ago back when I was a member of "Burning Angel". It surprised me in a good way when I found out her look was used in a videogame. She kinda disappeared but I have nothing but good things to say about my experience interacting with her as a person. :)

    • @asdgasdf9580
      @asdgasdf9580 Рік тому

      You left out that she is a W H O R E

    • @rockah12
      @rockah12 Рік тому +8

      If you don't mind me asking, what was working with Burning Angel like as a whole?

    • @Walczyk
      @Walczyk 8 місяців тому

      i’m so attracted to her

    • @distroya_
      @distroya_ 7 місяців тому +7

      She may have disappeared from the adult scene, but it seems she's still active on social media. I managed to find her Instagram pretty easily

  • @jdbarker32
    @jdbarker32 2 роки тому +1774

    I was part of the quality assurance team for this game post-release. You can see my name in the credits. In fact, at 22:31, I had Leon made it to where the dogs would kill you if you shot them enough. Originally, it did nothing. A fun Easter egg. Despite the game being jank, the team was very enthusiastic and it was some good times.
    EDIT: I originally called the game "shit", and while it does has some bad merits, I can't call it "shit". I edited to call it the true staple of this channel... jank.

    • @synthgal1090
      @synthgal1090 2 роки тому +67

      @@kylekomicbro1836 was that really necessary to scream at the QA guy? like, what was your goal here

    • @OMGmyFACE
      @OMGmyFACE 2 роки тому +35

      ​@@kylekomicbro1836 Seriously, calm down a little bit.

    • @De-M-oN
      @De-M-oN 2 роки тому +47

      The game itself is ok.
      The problem is:
      - Many, many bugs
      - The performance is unbelievable poor. Surprising to see on Unreal Engine.
      The episode 4 levels were amazing in design, but only 2 types of enemies in episode 4 might be true to the original, but gets repetitive. Why not introducing new enemies? Wouldve helped a lot. A somewhat smarter ai wouldnt have hurt either.
      final boss I either didnt understand the mechanics of final stage, or it was a bit overpowered. I had to troll it. There was a rock in the lava and there was a little hole where I could snipe mp40 bullets through. That helped me out lol.

    • @Tuulos
      @Tuulos 2 роки тому +17

      How did you feel seeing all that jank?

    • @VileLasagna
      @VileLasagna 2 роки тому +27

      A game made impossible for cops to finish

  • @guidestone1392
    @guidestone1392 2 роки тому +180

    16:50 My guess would be the developers mistakenly made the arrow show the direction from the center of the player collider to the bullets point of impact instead of its point of origin, so a grazing shot would look like it came from the side.

    • @MechWarrior894
      @MechWarrior894 Рік тому +2

      I thought the torch hurt him.

    • @Kevin-jb2pv
      @Kevin-jb2pv 11 місяців тому +5

      This would actually explain a lot about why the shot taken arrow is so fucking jank in this game. You can stand still and take hits from one enemy and have that arrow jump all over the fucking place.

  • @agabrield
    @agabrield 2 роки тому +1268

    "You've destroyed my penis' reputation on the internet" - Civvie
    Please new blood add this quote to your next game

    • @krullachief669
      @krullachief669 2 роки тому +89

      Or just to their site in general.

    • @Merjia
      @Merjia 2 роки тому +38

      Their next shirt.

    • @TerrorLTZ
      @TerrorLTZ 2 роки тому +9

      oh... they will... and we gonna laught...

    • @Kevin-jb2pv
      @Kevin-jb2pv 2 роки тому +14

      Idk, all I've learned about Civvie's penis is that I just gotta hand him a Steamdeck with some Amid Evil on it and I can just go as long as I want. Sounds like free PR to me.

    • @Azazreal
      @Azazreal 2 роки тому +3

      Yes yes and all the yes

  • @Rizimar
    @Rizimar 2 роки тому +324

    4:50 You always mention Andrew Hulshult but never ONCE have you mentioned that he was spawned into existence when John Carmack and John Romero accidentally entered into a slipgate at the same time while Romero was clutching his collection of heavy and hair metal CDs. The fact that his middle name is "Dokken" is not a coincidence.

    • @NoahDaArk
      @NoahDaArk 2 роки тому +50

      Actually TWO entities were created that day…
      The power of heavy metal fused with Carmack’s genius to create Mick Gordon, while the awesomeness of hair metal fused with Romero’s uncontrollable cool factor to create Andrew Hulshult

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 2 роки тому +33

      @@NoahDaArk nah Mick Gordon was spawned from a pile of Soviet era music equipment and homemade electronics.

    • @NoahDaArk
      @NoahDaArk 2 роки тому +33

      @@sorrenblitz805 Mick Gordon is a former Soviet super soldier project that tore down the USSR because he wanted to make awesome music

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 Рік тому +7

      Let them have it. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • @shiba2ndworlder
    @shiba2ndworlder 2 роки тому +500

    So basically, if ID never fired Tom Hall on that faithful day, we wouldn't have retro FPS games today.

    • @Nergalsama01
      @Nergalsama01 2 роки тому +45

      Ripples in time, kids. ;)

    • @mito-pb8qg
      @mito-pb8qg 2 роки тому +85

      Maybe this IS the best timeline. Which is as nice as it is disconcerting.

    • @johnnycruelty5195
      @johnnycruelty5195 2 роки тому +60

      Pretty much kinda like how Metallica Kicked Dave Mustaine out

    • @omni6982
      @omni6982 2 роки тому +2

      @@johnnycruelty5195 and then what

    • @scooterdescooter4018
      @scooterdescooter4018 2 роки тому +51

      @@omni6982 he went and formed Megadeth out of pure spite. and tbh Megadeth has aged waaaay better than 'tallica

  • @SteveElOtaku
    @SteveElOtaku 2 роки тому +87

    41:35 The return of Civvie's Caleb laugh brought the biggest grin to my face. I had just gotten back from a funeral, and hearing it made me smile for the first time today.

  • @licka
    @licka 2 роки тому +396

    I worked on this game as a weapon artist back in the day. Great seeing you cover it Civvie!

    • @pontiusporcius8430
      @pontiusporcius8430 2 роки тому +15

      Why is the magazine on the mp40 different when the player holds it vs cutscenes?

    • @cubeflinger
      @cubeflinger 2 роки тому +8

      @@pontiusporcius8430 came to ask the same thing

    • @licka
      @licka 2 роки тому +41

      @@pontiusporcius8430 Just an oversight most likely. The comic cutscenes were made by a different artist later on in development.

    • @comradebusman3
      @comradebusman3 2 роки тому +3

      Is there any specific reason the mp40 magazine is sticking out the side and not the bottom?

    • @licka
      @licka 2 роки тому +12

      @Denam Yeah, pretty much!

  • @lordhood117
    @lordhood117 2 роки тому +279

    Having El Oscuro quote goddamn Frieza caught me off guard, and it was wonderful. The devs put their trash-meme hearts and souls in RoT13, for better or worse, and it makes me so happy.
    I’m a week early, but fuck it.
    Merry Christmas, Civvie.

    • @gustavrider5561
      @gustavrider5561 2 роки тому +26

      It was a famous 4chan meme at the time.

    • @CallofDutyBlackOps28
      @CallofDutyBlackOps28 2 роки тому +20

      in the end; a good chunk of the people that made this went off to make greater things; where this game probobly made them happy or made them with they could do better; they sure got the wish of champions with what most of them have put out there now.

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis Рік тому +2

      MEEEEEEEEEEMES

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 9 місяців тому +3

      It's CHEEEESE, Gromit!

  • @cjbouldin7967
    @cjbouldin7967 2 роки тому +275

    Christmas Jank, truly the greatest time of the year.

    • @unnamedx2
      @unnamedx2 2 роки тому +8

      Don't you mean jankmas?

  • @TheDownrankTrain
    @TheDownrankTrain 2 роки тому +110

    Most of the flaws with this game boil down to modern engines requiring too much time and money to work with for a small team with limited resources. I feel like it was this realization that has led to the rise of New Blood and the Retro FPS genre of indie developers taking old engines and seeing just how much crazy shit they can pull off now that they have modern hardware to work with.

    • @vladalexan
      @vladalexan 2 роки тому +36

      The guys at new blood still use new engines, like Unity and UE4 (Indefatigable mostly), thing is newer engines got a lot more user friendly, compared to UE3 which was a dumpster fire.
      Other indies have done wonders with source ports of old engines, like Zan using GZDoom to make Hedon, or the Void point guys using EDuke 32 for Ion Fury

    • @SableDrakon
      @SableDrakon Рік тому +7

      Except NB isn't using old engines. They're running mostly Unity and a little UE4. If you want old engines? Play Ion Fury (eDuke32) or Wrath: Aeon of Ruin (Darkplaces).

  • @deathsyth8888
    @deathsyth8888 2 роки тому +193

    "EAT LEAD CIVVIE! And also, happy holidays."
    From yours truly,
    El Oscuro and The Order of the Triad.

  • @Not_Astrocat
    @Not_Astrocat 2 роки тому +105

    If you, for some reason, play this game and try to beat the "Escape From The Vomitorium" level, you will have to enable Vsync to make the jumpad make you reach the ledge as it seems physics are FPS dependent

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 2 роки тому +13

      Excuse me, _what?_

    • @lionocyborg6030
      @lionocyborg6030 2 роки тому +16

      @@kabob0077 I was surprised too: I learned about the slide bug fix when I posted about it in the ROTT 2013 forums. I think it was the devs who told me the solution but I can’t remember, it was so long ago. This wouldn’t be the last time I’d run into bugs due to physics/gameplay being tied to the FPS: Tomb Raider Legend & Anniversary have bugs like this too, the latter of which is absolutely loaded with them. Prince of Persia: Two Thrones is literally unwinnable if the FPS is too high as it causes certain climbing chains or wall runs to bug out and get you stuck on them.
      The only way to fix the Tomb Raider & POP ones I found was to cap the frame rate for each in the NVIDA control panel to about 30 or 60 FPS, the former to be on the safe side.

    • @AreYouOKAni
      @AreYouOKAni Рік тому +8

      @@lionocyborg6030 Fuck me, I just figured out why my Anniversary playthrough was hair-pulling levels of jank. I knew I am not crazy! Thanks so much!

    • @lionocyborg6030
      @lionocyborg6030 Рік тому +2

      @@AreYouOKAni Glad to help.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 9 місяців тому +2

      Fooking RAW!

  • @Ranandandall
    @Ranandandall 2 роки тому +529

    While this isn’t the Gorbino’s Quest of Life, it is a suitable substitute. Thank you, Civvie. Hope your Xmas is fine.

    • @qty1315
      @qty1315 2 роки тому +27

      Fun fact: Someone probably refers to their genitals as Gorbino.

    • @Ranandandall
      @Ranandandall 2 роки тому +22

      @@qty1315 It’s probably me.

    • @Logan-xo9uc
      @Logan-xo9uc 2 роки тому +24

      This is like the gorbinos quest of life!

    • @CrimeFighterFrog
      @CrimeFighterFrog 2 роки тому +4

      @@qty1315 Thats me. Im someone

    • @arbiter1er
      @arbiter1er 2 роки тому +8

      Gorbino's Quest is so good, I own it on 45 different platforms! Heavily recommend it, I finished it 5 times for the true ending on every system too.

  • @shorty1k
    @shorty1k 2 роки тому +69

    When this came out, I managed to beat it with Loralei on hard. The whole game felt like a nice home-cooked meal with a pinch too much jank, but it was so fucking welcome. Still love this game.

  • @krullachief669
    @krullachief669 2 роки тому +101

    Time for Andrew Hushult to get another point for Civvie's who's who of references. Some day he might even match with Gordon for the amounts of mentions or references.

    • @tee918
      @tee918 2 роки тому +1

      Doubtful after blood 2 haha

    • @krullachief669
      @krullachief669 2 роки тому +18

      @@tee918 Blood 2 did catapult Gordon into an early lead, but I'm certain that as long as modern retro FPS games exist, Andrew Hushult will find a way.

    • @wallyhackenslacker
      @wallyhackenslacker 2 роки тому +13

      At this point Andrw Hushult deserves his own special galaxy-brain-style introductions like John Carmack or memey "love-you-but-it's-fun-to-take-potshots-at-you" appearances like Romero, imho.

  • @FightingForceSoulless
    @FightingForceSoulless 2 роки тому +107

    You know how John Carmack is the ultimate AI sentient overlord mastermind of the universe and other things, that have been said about him on this programme? You should make something for Andrew Hulshult. Seriously, how many times has he showed up now, he's everywhere. Whether it's dank jank, or a masterpiece, as long as it's retro, he's there, and he's brilliant. Merry Christmas everyone!

    • @BigWheel.
      @BigWheel. 2 роки тому +6

      His name requires no introduction

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 Рік тому +2

      He's omnipresent like the Endless.

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 Рік тому +2

      Jon St John too. Dude shows up in close to 50% of civvie's videos. They're even in the same game together now.

  • @skupipup
    @skupipup 2 роки тому +128

    This game is an exercise in patience. Reinstalled a couple of times, never finished. Now I know what I've been missing out on.

    • @85wastedyears
      @85wastedyears 2 роки тому +5

      Same here.

    • @IDHLEB
      @IDHLEB 2 роки тому +11

      Same here with DNF. I never finished it because of the cringe.

    • @CamiloSinger
      @CamiloSinger 2 роки тому +16

      @@IDHLEB I can relate to both games. I actually did finish DNF but with cheats (my patience was drained in the underwater sections). RoTT though, didn't even bother. Absolute jank.

    • @Smilephile
      @Smilephile 2 роки тому +6

      I gotta say I had some fun with ROTT, maybe i was in the right headspace to forgive the fact that it is in many ways a dumpster fire but I liked some of those levels

    • @jordanklinski8944
      @jordanklinski8944 2 роки тому +1

      pretty much nothing.

  • @xenosmoke8915
    @xenosmoke8915 2 роки тому +53

    “Do it now, kill me” needs a song of its own Civvie.

  • @Brogboolius_Maximus
    @Brogboolius_Maximus 2 роки тому +86

    Oh man, I left a critical review of this game back around launch, mentioning most of what you do here (the "you got shot" arrow seems to point to where on your body you got hit, not where the shot came from, which is completely useless), and one of the devs was not having it. They were arguing with me in the comments.

  • @OnyeNacho
    @OnyeNacho 2 роки тому +115

    Fun fact, I was originally employed to work on Duke Nukem 3D Reloaded with Interceptor Entertainment in 2013 due to performance on my fan game (and freelance work). For reasons still unclear, they canceled the contract before I could even start work on DN3DR. For years, I was left in fog and I had no way of finding out why until the Gearbox legal ordeal with them.
    I'd say its a shame that the remake never saw light of day, but with what I have witness come of the gaming industry (and including 3D Realms, drastic transformation...), I no longer miss anything from 3D Realms anymore, let alone Duke Nukem related or even gaming industry related. So much disappointment in this joke of an industry...

  • @crispyblindead2413
    @crispyblindead2413 2 роки тому +134

    Truly a Christmas miracle. Uncle Civvie blesses us with a gift from the experimental max security artificial intelligence-run underground prison complex. God bless us, everyone.

  • @ryxtan
    @ryxtan 2 роки тому +195

    "You just killed everyone in LA"
    As a former California resident, how is this the bad ending?

    • @haerfgvbag7050
      @haerfgvbag7050 2 роки тому +5

      lol

    • @zoot_the_axolotl8095
      @zoot_the_axolotl8095 Рік тому +13

      Former!? Fuckin lucky

    • @Ghorum
      @Ghorum Рік тому +6

      Its sincerely wild seeing somebody else using the FRR emblem as their icon

    • @ryxtan
      @ryxtan Рік тому +5

      @@Ghorum I mean, it's the best Inner Sphere faction

    • @Morningstar91939
      @Morningstar91939 Рік тому +1

      *Keep God Out of California intensifies*

  • @EmoLevelDesigner
    @EmoLevelDesigner 2 роки тому +20

    Apparently checkpoints that isolate parts of levels from each other were done due to time constraints, not engine limitations. It only saves player position and inventory, everything else must be put in place manually by scripts. Look at Extreme Chase: same game, same engine, and an open location.
    Jump pads physics get inprecise if you play above 60fps. It gets most noticeable in Vomitorium (35:44), I had this bug with Lorelei and turning Vsync on fixed it. I completed Vomitorium to the end btw, took few hours.
    Doug Wendt is slow, and that makes platforming harder than it should be. 44:09 - I failed this jump many times before deciding it's unplayable with Doug and changed character.

  • @timidhobgoblin207
    @timidhobgoblin207 2 роки тому +53

    "it is a broken, punishing, evil creation made of the kind of blind, destructive ambition that created the atomic bomb"
    This is quite possibly the best quote I've ever heard regarding a badly designed and hair pullingly unfair level in a game :'D

  • @KrinkelsNG
    @KrinkelsNG Рік тому +11

    I had no idea how important ROTT2013 was. Fucking bless that game.

  • @vtmarik
    @vtmarik 2 роки тому +42

    And compliments of the season to you Civvie. May your halls be decked with the Ludicrous Gibs of your enemies on your way out the door of the detention center.

  • @purplebatdragon
    @purplebatdragon 2 роки тому +29

    41:31 Civvie's maniacal laughter is the best gift I could ever ask for. Merry Christmas.

  • @kairumustdie
    @kairumustdie 2 роки тому +67

    "Except Wrack, apparently."
    Wrack always had a leg up on this game for me since it could actually fucking run on my computer back in the day.

    • @pagb666
      @pagb666 2 роки тому +10

      ...or Hard Reset

    • @Zaranell
      @Zaranell 2 роки тому +4

      Not to mention it was *way* smoother to actually play and had some nice cel-shaded visuals. It had its own flaws and was light on content, but it had charm and I'm surprised it's still as overlooked as it is even during this retro FPS revival. It definitely deserved more attention.

    • @kungfuskull
      @kungfuskull 2 роки тому

      Does anyone know if it's still available to get somewhere? I missed that one back in the day, now wishingI had grabbed it.
      Edit: huh it's 1$ on steam right now. Grabbing that!

    • @kungfuskull
      @kungfuskull 2 роки тому +3

      @@pagb666 also, I LOVED that game. I'd kill for a bigger badder sequel

  • @TBRACKET
    @TBRACKET 2 роки тому +21

    I can't believe they put the funny Dusk boss in ROTT 2013
    this man oshry really is a step futher than us

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 2 роки тому +338

    "This is Ludichristmas"
    "Dear GOD"
    *"There's more"*
    *_"NO"_*

    • @DeadPollo
      @DeadPollo 2 роки тому +12

      well, now i know what the bucket contained:
      it was *CHEESE*

    • @DILLIGER90
      @DILLIGER90 2 роки тому +4

      I love you for making that refrence

    • @NolifeD1
      @NolifeD1 2 роки тому

      What are you referencing?

    • @DILLIGER90
      @DILLIGER90 2 роки тому +3

      @@NolifeD1 tf2 - expiration date, "this, is a bucket."

  • @Estolcles
    @Estolcles 2 роки тому +10

    Anyone remember video game soundtracks BEFORE Andrew Hulshult?
    He is seriously doing either the lord or the Devil's work. He found a way to turn gold (classic FPS soundtracks) into Platinum (ROTT Soundtrack, IDKFA, Doom Eternal Soundtrack, etc. etc.).

  • @socksleeve
    @socksleeve 2 роки тому +42

    I find it funny that you mention Gears of War, because while the campaign definitely is a stop and pop affair, Gears multiplayer comes closer to emulating classic FPS multiplayer than most modern FPS games. The speed, the skill needed to master the movement, the gore, the overwhelming amount of SHOTGUN. I've had people complain because using cover in Gears multiplayer is a death sentence since someone is just going to wallbounce into your face and then barrel stuff you with a Gnasher. Some of my favorite console multiplayer ever

    • @NoahDaArk
      @NoahDaArk 2 роки тому +2

      I can’t wait for Civvie to review Warhammer 40K SpaceMarine, the odd man out of the “stop and pop” third person shooters of the late 2000s/early 2010s.
      It was basically doing Doom Eternal roughly nine years before Doom Eternal came out

    • @woadblue
      @woadblue 2 роки тому +2

      My immediate thought also. Personally, gears multiplayer is some of the most gratifying and frustrating gameplay to be enjoyed/endured out there.

    • @triplecastsleep1924
      @triplecastsleep1924 2 роки тому +6

      The later games also did a much better job of mixing up the cover system. In gears 3, stop and pop is a fantasic way to be blown up by a ticker, or a digger, or a mortar, or beaten to death by a wretch, or hacked to bits with a sword, or sniped - and this is assuming you could even do this because a lot of fights destroy cover, or at least punch holes in it.
      While gears is definately the progenitor of a lot of awful garbage in the shooter genre, it's not particularly guilty of those problems itself. Kind of like how half-life is the origin of the hyperlinear, story-focused, cinematic/graphics focused shooter.

    • @socksleeve
      @socksleeve 2 роки тому +1

      @@woadblue "enjoyed/endured" that's too damn accurate. Being matched against sweaty Gears players is honestly terrifying, makes it feel like there's nothing you can do

    • @woadblue
      @woadblue 2 роки тому

      @@socksleeve lmao I hear ya. Just gotta grind grind grind!

  • @dimbaZLO
    @dimbaZLO 2 роки тому +42

    THE game to launch a renaissance of retro-like games.
    Brings back memories, mostly good ones despite all the jank.
    Also reminds me of the old days of community mapping, lots and lots of multiplayer stuff, some singleplayer levels (shameless self plug: I've made E1A1 and E1A2 from ROTT: Dark War into this remake/reboot, done some memey multiplayer stuff as well).
    Good times.

  • @Brawlatron
    @Brawlatron 2 роки тому +5

    18:04 The music choice for Spot the Enemy is perfect, well done to whoever picked that

  • @MrTheil
    @MrTheil 2 роки тому +22

    Leave it to Civvie to make mornings infinitely more awesome with uploads like this

  • @loo4285
    @loo4285 2 роки тому +23

    new civvie video to watch while i hide in the bathroom from my family? truly a christmas week's gift

  • @garstank
    @garstank 2 роки тому +264

    "You killed everyone in L.A."
    Sounds like the good ending.

    • @FoulMouthActual
      @FoulMouthActual 2 роки тому +20

      *Based*

    • @stirnersretrowave5094
      @stirnersretrowave5094 2 роки тому +7

      Bill Hicks definitely approves of that ending.

    • @seanhall8686
      @seanhall8686 2 роки тому +1

      Tool wrote a whole song about that.

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 2 роки тому +8

      "Sure you put a stop to El Obscuro but you made LA look like a warzone. I don't like having to wash the blood of innocents of my hands."

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 2 роки тому +1

      @@sorrenblitz805 good keep it there with pride

  • @Xsanaty
    @Xsanaty 2 роки тому +126

    "It's cheeeeeeeeeeeeese" Is probably my new favorite joke on this channel

  • @magicalgirl1296
    @magicalgirl1296 2 роки тому +7

    "This room is the result of the same blind, destructive ambition that created the atomic bomb." This is my new favorite Civvie line.

  • @lionocyborg6030
    @lionocyborg6030 2 роки тому +13

    38:08 "Ancient spirits of evil. transform this decayed form to EL OSCURO: THE EVER LIVING!"

  • @thegreatgoatking.kingofall4001
    @thegreatgoatking.kingofall4001 2 роки тому +17

    10:54
    Actual Civvie those are Walter PPKs. What you’re thinking of is the CZ-52 which is a pistol in similar appearance to the PPK but not exact.
    No I don’t know why I felt compelled to say this 3 weeks after the videos already been posted.

  • @---Rin---
    @---Rin--- 2 роки тому +7

    Hell yes. Nothing makes me happier these days than seeing a new Civvie video uploaded. And its 45 minutes long! I really enjoyed last years xmas grab bag video so I'm looking forward to this one.

  • @kingdomrains
    @kingdomrains 2 роки тому +3

    I remember playing this on launch, I also remember quitting at The Room. Thanks for playing this Civvie, I never had any desire to go back.

  • @TheMC1102
    @TheMC1102 2 роки тому +243

    It took me a moment to get the joke.
    Civvie gets the cheese, then proceeds to CHEESE the boss.

    • @DTDSasquatch
      @DTDSasquatch 2 роки тому +34

      Well, that was big of you to admit it.

    • @Jerkfaceman
      @Jerkfaceman 2 роки тому +8

      @Denam Hey we've all had those moments.

    • @ParleLeVu
      @ParleLeVu 2 роки тому +9

      I got the joke instantly, but I would also excuse you 100% for not getting it. Some of Civvie's comments just seems like random jibberish sometimes. After I while I started assuming nothing is random and that it is a reference I'm not getting. And after a couple of times jumping into a rabbit hole and googling things until I found out, I found it was best just to let some things fly over my head.

  • @CyprusLLama
    @CyprusLLama 2 роки тому +30

    Me: *anticipates remastered "How'd I Do" with end credits*
    Civvie: *subverts expectations*
    Me: *surprised pikachu face*

    • @Roxor128
      @Roxor128 2 роки тому

      Kind of wish he'd used "You Suck" for this one. It would have been fitting.

  • @starshipwaters
    @starshipwaters 2 роки тому +16

    yep, el oscuro on ludicrous difficulty is absurd, and while i'm sure there are some players talented enough to beat him in the intended way, cheesing is what i'd recommend

  • @ZappasMudshark
    @ZappasMudshark 2 роки тому +3

    This is one of the funniest videos you’ve done. Editing and delivery just hand in hand perfect. That back and to the left part had me in tears thanks for the videos man.

  • @LaNoLaCola
    @LaNoLaCola 2 роки тому +16

    Civvie covering Rise of the Triad in December? Anyone else getting a sense of Déjà Vu?

    • @krullachief669
      @krullachief669 2 роки тому +14

      See a lot of these videos are copied and pasted. Whole segments, gags, so it gets a little confusing.

  • @Kevin-jb2pv
    @Kevin-jb2pv 2 роки тому +5

    This game is so fun. I can't remember the last time I felt such unbridled joy while playing a shooter. Too bad I couldn't finish it because of how unbelievably unstable it is.

  • @jackblack3718
    @jackblack3718 2 роки тому +97

    I truly respect this game for kickstarting the throwback FPS genre and then allowing modern shooter games to start moving back to some of the elements that make retro shooters fun.
    But it plays like ass and if it were released any other time that the great dark period it'd be unacceptable in the state it's in.

    • @ghoulsarefree
      @ghoulsarefree 2 роки тому +7

      Wolfenstein New Order brought them back though... that one was actually *successful*. RotT13 just failed earlier

    • @BigWheel.
      @BigWheel. 2 роки тому +5

      This wasn't even acceptable back then. I don't remember anyone liking this very much, occasionally I'd mistake it for call of duty waw in youtube thumbnails. It just sort of languished as something not quite popular, not quite fun or finished but it looked intriguing.

    • @jackblack3718
      @jackblack3718 2 роки тому +3

      @@BigWheel. I remember one dude on /v/ saying it completely turned him off to "retro" style shooters. Of course, that was a decade ago. I wonder if he feels differently about the subgenre now.

  • @Kinzokugia
    @Kinzokugia 2 роки тому +5

    33:20 - Great now I can't think of anything but pissing on robots and "Ugh, did you eat asparagus?"

  • @rekware9320
    @rekware9320 2 роки тому +3

    That weird footstep sound at 30:16 is where the collision capsule for the player gets between simple geometry and the trace that dictates the surface type and footstep sound the player should hear becomes kind of entangled. You can fix it by adding collision volumes to smooth out the geometry. Time constraints i guess. Sometimes it can even cause fall damage and kill the player (depending on how you implement your fall damage).

  • @atarijaguarfan7893
    @atarijaguarfan7893 2 роки тому +7

    update to that rott remaster: its no longer being developed by destructive creations and is being handled by new blood and nightdive

    • @yurifairy2969
      @yurifairy2969 Рік тому +2

      update: its out, and its really good

  • @stephenmanuel9860
    @stephenmanuel9860 2 роки тому +7

    28:58 Why yes, Doctor The Who is also my favourite fictional program of the science.

  • @LordBison98
    @LordBison98 3 місяці тому +2

    Okay, after watching this video like 5 times I realized that Enforcers DO telegraph their attack, but it's so insignificant they may as well not... Right before they throw a grenade they make a disgruntled "Urgh" sound, like they are trying to reach somewhere but can't. But it also sounds like just a pain sound effect, so-

  • @ohuckabee
    @ohuckabee 2 роки тому +47

    Speaking of jank, wasn't the Dark Staff's damage tied to FPS?

  • @Metaretru
    @Metaretru 2 роки тому +16

    I like that Civvie always attract New Blood wherever he go like its his personal demon or some shit.
    Merry Christmas Civvie, while i don't celebrate them but i share the passion and may less janky games come into your cell door!

  • @sweetsucculentcontentnectar
    @sweetsucculentcontentnectar 2 роки тому +8

    Hi Civvie, Doug Wendt's right hand tattoo reads "FACE", and his left hand tattoo reads "PAIN". "FACE PAIN". A perfect description of what playing every ROTT game is like. Made a video of how I found this out:
    ua-cam.com/video/n3Ofo9TDUFM/v-deo.html

    • @TheWanderingMaster
      @TheWanderingMaster 10 місяців тому

      Long time coming but thank you for figuring this out

  • @kennethschlegel870
    @kennethschlegel870 Рік тому +2

    "Pentagon Wars" music while describing the sordid backstory, subtle but brilliant.

  • @Kaptain8964
    @Kaptain8964 2 роки тому +10

    Yes! I have been waiting so long for this, Thank you Civ11!

  • @SerathDarklands
    @SerathDarklands 11 місяців тому +1

    I was really excited when this game was announced, and honestly, I wasn't disappointed. I didn't have any of the framerate issues that a lot of people seem to have had - it ran buttery smooth for me, and I had a lot of fun with it. I played through it as Lorelei - speed is always my top priority when I have a choice - and I ran through it a few times, both before and after the "Doomstick" weapon addition.

  • @red_cosplay
    @red_cosplay Рік тому +3

    LET'EM HAVE IT
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @Tallcat_TV
    @Tallcat_TV 2 роки тому +2

    Great video. I really like that when the Civvie character looks around his cell it's mouselook. I don't know if that was intentional, but it's really cool to me.
    Merry Xmas :)

  • @Trakesh
    @Trakesh 2 роки тому +5

    I just finished the introduction and I think my brain melted out of my ears.

  • @JP-yz2uh
    @JP-yz2uh 2 роки тому +3

    Hey Civvie, thanks for keeping the closed captions humorous as well. Not sure if you get much appreciation for that, but we notice.

    • @AliaImmortalis
      @AliaImmortalis 2 роки тому +1

      😎

    • @TheKidsAreSOnotOkay
      @TheKidsAreSOnotOkay 5 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, it’s especially nice for someone (like me) who has hearing problems and a good sense of humor lol

  • @lucasgartley9603
    @lucasgartley9603 2 роки тому +24

    KD-11 is an editing master.

  • @natedigger5678
    @natedigger5678 2 роки тому +2

    They fixed most of the stutter issues and FPS drops just before (or after, I don't remember anymore) introducing the shotgun. The next patches somehow brought all of them back in, and even made some worse.

  • @Rafinhaguitar
    @Rafinhaguitar 2 роки тому +6

    The andrew hulshutt rott music is so good that it became my official workout music

  • @mavericktitan7874
    @mavericktitan7874 2 роки тому +4

    Finally! 'THIS' is the game I've wanted Civvie to review ever since I discovered his channel! A truly glorious Christmas gift. Thank you!
    I remember buying a Steam 4-pack of this game back in the day because it was dirt cheap, 'looked cool', and I had a brand new gaming rig I wanted to test out. At the time I had no idea it was a remake of an old classic, so this game's weirdly modern-yet-old-school design, plus the game's overall jankiness, plus my overall ignorance of it's origins, all coalesced together to equal my most uniquely CONFUSING gameplay experiences in living memory. I was so weirded out I just gave up halfway through level 4 and wrote it of as a hard learned lesson in impulse purchasing.
    Heck, I almost couldn't 'give away' the other three copies in my possession. I now understand my friends were just smarter than was.

  • @sevenproxies4255
    @sevenproxies4255 2 роки тому +4

    Merry Christmas Civvie. Thank you for playing through all the games I don't have enough time for to do myself.

  • @SethAurelius94
    @SethAurelius94 2 роки тому +2

    I love that it's raw is still a thing.

  • @sickcxnt9444
    @sickcxnt9444 2 роки тому +3

    After watching the video, my conclusion derived from it's visual and auditary content is:
    Sidemag MP40 > Regular MP40

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz 2 роки тому +2

    I wasn't expecting to get a little misty eyed at the end. Cause without this game, we probably wouldn't have so many stellar retro shooters today. And, by extension, we probably wouldn't get to see Civvie's channel get formed.

    • @12ealDealOfficial
      @12ealDealOfficial 2 роки тому +1

      Those stellar retro shooters and Doom are solely responsible for keeping the genre interesting in current year. Hell, I think Amid Evil is the best fps since Modern Warfare 2, and Modern Warfare 2 is emblematic of all the trends that are killing the genre. It's like Johnny Gill's solo work is awesome, but the superior group New Edition had to split before Ralph Tresvant, Bell Biv Devoe, and Johnny Gill could keep R&B alive.

  • @artyomsaveli9681
    @artyomsaveli9681 2 роки тому +5

    I'm honestly more curious as to why they decided to tilt the MP40's magazine well up to the side. It's weird, but I dig it.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 роки тому +1

      Its an alternative universe where the germans adopted the sten design

  • @Shauddi
    @Shauddi 2 роки тому +1

    "But that magic is only for puzzle-solving" - my only gripe with that beautiful love letter of a game, Civvie; you nailed it!

  • @jaysus4114
    @jaysus4114 2 роки тому +10

    Funny you mentioned Painkiller in the beginning, it's the one game that seems to be conspicuously absent from the channel.
    Foreshadowing?

  • @brunocar02
    @brunocar02 2 роки тому +1

    I actually remember recording a video about how ROTT 2013 was the catalyst for the retro FPS renaissance but ii never actually published, so its good to know that someone with much more video making know how tackled the subject.
    Also, now you HAVE to do Wrack, im sorry i dont make the rules.

  • @thinecrusader9311
    @thinecrusader9311 2 роки тому +8

    Doug screaming AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH for an extended amount of time really pulls me out of the experience because it reminds me too much of my own existential dread.

  • @0lionheart
    @0lionheart 2 роки тому +2

    That MP40 is so cursed. Ignoring that it's side loaded. The bolt doesn't travel nearly enough to cycle the weapon. There are no rear sights. The shell casings come out of.. the end of the barrel? And they're perfectly sideways every time. It's all so hard to look at lol

    • @dannyboi5887
      @dannyboi5887 2 роки тому +1

      Do you really go into ROTT expecting anything even remotely approaching the word "realistic"?

    • @expendableround6186
      @expendableround6186 2 роки тому

      @@dannyboi5887
      He's saying that even for a classic-style FPS, the MP-40's design is just *R A W .*

    • @dannyboi5887
      @dannyboi5887 2 роки тому

      @@expendableround6186 I mean it's not much worse than most of Team Fortress 2's guns. Valve are pretty much the king of jank weapon designs

  • @robinsonnox9980
    @robinsonnox9980 2 роки тому +5

    I was really excited for ROTT 2013 when it was first announced and when I got around to playing it, it was pretty cool for a couple hours. When was the last time I played a new FPS with that speed and level design style? But the game gets repetitive, frustrating, and in the end I just wasn't having fun. I've replayed it a few times and I always peter out around the first boss level.

  • @yocapo32
    @yocapo32 10 місяців тому +1

    Well, as a gun nerd who is really interested (autistically obsessed) with the European theater of WW2, I can say the reason the MP40 doesn't have any spread is because it's a fucking videogame, Civvie.

  • @icelandia4
    @icelandia4 2 роки тому +3

    After this, I can't imagine a single christmas in CV 11's life where he doesn't get cheese as one, if not the only gift.

  • @ajflink
    @ajflink 9 місяців тому +2

    Civvie 11 and Katie both double-teaming on this game instead of Katie trying to get Civvie mauled and/or shocked tells me how truly jank this game is.

  • @irishcreamconnoisseur
    @irishcreamconnoisseur 2 роки тому +6

    ID lore trivia:
    Machine Games BJ and The Doomslayer semi-canonicly appear in Quake champions. Another character in that game, Galena, is heavilly implied to come from the Heretic/Hexen universe. Now, Romero-canonicly H+H are prequel of Rise of the Triad, wich has Lo Wang as a might-as-well-be canonical character. This means that Lo Wang and BJ share the same multiverse (in wich they can turn into a dog)

    • @ichiban_co.
      @ichiban_co. 2 роки тому

      No no he has a point

    • @christopherwall2121
      @christopherwall2121 2 роки тому +1

      "WHICH LEADS ME TO CONCLUDE that this game would have been better with a Dog Mode." -- Civvie, a zillion episodes back in the Heretic vid

  • @tacticalbutler1556
    @tacticalbutler1556 Рік тому +2

    I haven't played this game since it was released, and I stopped playing after I made it to The Room. I took a long hard look at my life and realized I could do much better things with my time.

  • @robertshelton3796
    @robertshelton3796 2 роки тому +3

    Best ending ever. By far. Well done Civvie 11

  • @nickdirienzo2849
    @nickdirienzo2849 2 роки тому +2

    That bronze key was the size of a fucking baseball bat!

  • @blakebailey22
    @blakebailey22 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks for informing about Misti Dawn, Civvie. I have some extensive research to do now. Merry Christmas!

  • @Gator159
    @Gator159 Рік тому

    The ending to this video of felt good I have been watching all of the Civvie11 videos through that chronological Civvie11 playlist. I think I might actually Make it to current day CV 11 before Christmas 2023. I watch these videos mostly every time I make breakfast / dinner or while I'm taking a shit. If someone reads this I love you man, take care of yourself

  • @ItsBigIan
    @ItsBigIan 2 роки тому +7

    Doug's tattoo says: "DOUG"

  • @yungoldman2823
    @yungoldman2823 2 роки тому +4

    Sony has 18 studios.
    Microsoft has 23.
    Embracer has 123. Help.

  • @NicholasKratzer
    @NicholasKratzer 2 роки тому

    Thanks for covering this game, Civvie. You've mentioned it several times, so it's nice to finally learn what it was like.