SURVIVAL ROUND - How to survive 4 weeks on 50€ ($60)

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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024

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  • @ryanlevin1912
    @ryanlevin1912 5 років тому +19368

    This is like anti-clickbait, you read the title and expect just that, but you get so much more

    • @Torgo1969
      @Torgo1969 5 років тому +313

      The Boris is a treasure!

    • @fders938
      @fders938 5 років тому +242

      Reverse clickbait

    • @ryanlevin1912
      @ryanlevin1912 5 років тому +20

      spy? i’m 100% american

    • @mountainmamma1643
      @mountainmamma1643 5 років тому +5

      Weiner is my game I eat all

    • @DarkDoughnutsVids
      @DarkDoughnutsVids 5 років тому +35

      I know right? He even gave bonus recipes at the end.

  • @MsLemon42
    @MsLemon42 3 роки тому +5017

    I’m a teacher now, and have a pretty solid life in terms of money. No kids, no more debt. But I grew up poor and was homeless after my military service, and I went back to university at that time, too. These recipes are near to my heart because I remember them fondly.
    I’m not a Slav, though, so Boris’ menu is a bit different...I had experimented with these in college, but for anyone who has an East/SE Asian or Polynesian upbringing, here are the changes I recommend:
    - packets of ramen, as cheap as possible, instead of macaroni
    - 1kg rice instead of oats
    - Spam instead of Doctor’s Sausage
    - garlic instead of onion (or whichever is cheaper)
    - mixed frozen vegetables (plain, no brand) instead of cucumber
    Meal Options (in addition to Boris’ fabulous suggestions):
    1. Veggie Ramen. Ramen packs are TWO servings. Use 1/2 noodle brick, 1/2 seasoning packet(s). Boil noodles. When almost cooked, add 1 handful of frozen vegetables. Add seasoning packet, add 1 egg, mix well. Enjoy.
    2. Use leftover cooked rice. Add garlic/onion and cubed Spam to a pan. Cook until heated through. Add cooked rice. Mix well. Season with soy sauce to taste. Optional: add chopped carrot and/or egg
    3. Spam Sandwich. Similar to butterbrod, only you use a fried slice of Spam instead of Doctor’s Sausage.

    • @faridahayuideris3574
      @faridahayuideris3574 3 роки тому +43

      Thx

    • @jacku6193
      @jacku6193 3 роки тому +198

      Thank you for sharing although I hope I never have to use those recipes

    • @aidenorpington4637
      @aidenorpington4637 3 роки тому +27

      @@jacku6193 same

    • @juanamado8285
      @juanamado8285 3 роки тому +34

      Thank You , i want to do a comment like this in the future but argentina edition (Aka poor country edition)

    • @agostinaalegre7734
      @agostinaalegre7734 3 роки тому +20

      @@juanamado8285 Quizás te cause gracia, pero con una palabra te lo resumo: ñoquis. Que, según dicen, tienen su origen en que a fin de mes estás pelado y te sobra papa y harina, de ahí la tradición de comer ñoquis los 29 de cada mes ¿Viste que Boris dijo que si no tenés harina a fin de mes es que tenés que revisar como haces las compras o algo así? Además muestra mucho la papa, si no tenés, zapallo y así. Del guiso o ensalada que te sobraron hacés torrejas y así.

  • @leinanightray4294
    @leinanightray4294 3 роки тому +7374

    "Mayonnaise will save you. Not from starvation, but from going crazy." True words...

  • @Vidchemy
    @Vidchemy 2 роки тому +443

    For those who are frequently on a tight budget, I suggest growing herbs like parsely, oregano, and chives to add variety to macaroni & potato dishes. If you can, buy a small head of cabbage, as cabbage helps keep hunger at bay.

    • @Rami366
      @Rami366 Рік тому +10

      Or if you have a babushka, you can ask her for assistance.

    • @lordjj2549
      @lordjj2549 Рік тому +12

      or steal from conveinently placed gardeners.

    • @Human-san
      @Human-san 11 місяців тому

      just steal from the store /s, the herbs don't have security tags

    • @Human-san
      @Human-san 11 місяців тому +8

      ​@@lordjj2549 make sure you are not expecting a child anytime soon

    • @zyriantel9601
      @zyriantel9601 6 місяців тому +2

      Joke’s on you, I work at a greenhouse that grows herbs and vegetables!
      I can just snag some tomatoes, cucumbers, thyme and basil from work in exchange for a tiny part of my paycheck, and I’m set!
      No bay leaves, though. The greenhouse isn’t blessed in that way. 😢

  • @RobinBaggett
    @RobinBaggett 4 роки тому +9689

    I unironically used this to survive a few weeks in my junior year of University.

    • @paracellgaming2665
      @paracellgaming2665 3 роки тому +863

      If youre ever o a tight budget get a loaf of bread, cheese that melts (not yellow cheese go to a mexican store and ask for 'quesillo') and get eggs...fry the eggs toast the bread and then put the egg on a piece of bread cut some strips from the cheese put them on the egg and then put the other piece ontop and then enjoy

    • @Skellington77
      @Skellington77 3 роки тому +285

      @@paracellgaming2665 Holy shit that works really well, ty for that advice :^)

    • @paracellgaming2665
      @paracellgaming2665 3 роки тому +63

      @@Skellington77 no problem

    • @blueant8150
      @blueant8150 3 роки тому +6

      And how was it?

    • @ithealsinreverse5958
      @ithealsinreverse5958 3 роки тому +81

      @@blueant8150 it keeps you alive

  • @mandarin408
    @mandarin408 5 років тому +21267

    All jokes aside, this is not a bad tutorial to survive on some really tight budget.

    • @BRUHItsABunny
      @BRUHItsABunny 5 років тому +255

      ikr

    • @eigengrau7698
      @eigengrau7698 5 років тому +664

      Not in all regions of the world, but that definitely enlighten our mind

    • @SteveOnlin
      @SteveOnlin 5 років тому +631

      @@eigengrau7698 Potato bread and butter are the ones that don't change in price that much

    • @Amghannam
      @Amghannam 5 років тому +281

      Prices are way more expensive than that here in Belgium.. 1 cucumber is like 1+ euro, and 2 onions was 1 euro as well.. :/

    • @christrejoyes3542
      @christrejoyes3542 5 років тому +16

      True

  • @Varyanthecrazy
    @Varyanthecrazy 5 років тому +1773

    "Be sure not to waste money on things like bottled water"
    And with this Boris just brought one of the most obvious wastes of money and resources in the western world, thank you

    • @jonboy318ownzatDO
      @jonboy318ownzatDO 5 років тому +119

      I never understood why people buy bottled water. We pay for water in our house already

    • @ZlaBarbika
      @ZlaBarbika 5 років тому +113

      There are some countries that don't have drinking tap water for example Greece it always confused me how my shithole of a country does that better than the EU

    • @LokevaLoke
      @LokevaLoke 5 років тому +133

      I lived by the sea in developped country and water was yellow... Its a fucking waste of money, but its either bottled or I'll be drinking pee colored water

    • @Varyanthecrazy
      @Varyanthecrazy 5 років тому +58

      @@LokevaLoke That's really sad. I remember Madrid where tap water tasted like chlorine

    • @LokevaLoke
      @LokevaLoke 5 років тому +29

      @@Varyanthecrazy ah yea... It's the same here in france and it has gas(?) In it... It tastes so weird i had to switch to bottled water once more

  • @desol4584
    @desol4584 2 роки тому +368

    I remember watching this videos for fun couple years back. Now when i live by myself i understand it much better.

    • @sammaxwell9963
      @sammaxwell9963 Рік тому +35

      Right? I was like this is an entertaining video a year ago but now I'm here with a notepad taking notes.

    • @zyriantel9601
      @zyriantel9601 6 місяців тому +2

      Since having to go on food stamps, budget living videos like this have become my reality.
      Once you get used to the slim living, there’s a weird sense of fun to figuring out what strange amalgamation of a dish you can make with the random bits and bobs you have around the kitchen.

    • @blueowl8928
      @blueowl8928 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@zyriantel9601 I'm currently eating a stir-fry that I made with vegetables I had left over from making borsch. All I could afford this week were the soup ingredients, so I got creative to come up with a second meal and make sure nothing goes to waste. Delicious too!

  • @MidasButSilver
    @MidasButSilver 4 роки тому +3975

    "You can go three, five, maybe seven? Who will stop you?"
    *My budget*

  • @vonyumyumcomix9318
    @vonyumyumcomix9318 2 роки тому +2664

    I introduced my husband (from Moscow) to buttered tortillas (I'm from Mexico City) and he has never been the same since. I swear at least 10% of his bodyweight is just that. Also, in the five years I have been married to that man, he has shown me more ways to cook potatoes than I ever could have imagined.

    • @milliemupurp3728
      @milliemupurp3728 2 роки тому +99

      That‘s so funny XD and sweet

    • @jessicah3450
      @jessicah3450 2 роки тому +127

      I grew up in Texas and didn't realize tortillas had calories until I was in my 30's. Not really, but it's so easy to eat 5 or 6 of them with dinner like it's nothing.

    • @doldemenshubarti8696
      @doldemenshubarti8696 2 роки тому +74

      @@jessicah3450 the amount of calories in tortilla shocked me. then I realized how dense it actually is and started eating naan instead

    • @trashcatt9442
      @trashcatt9442 2 роки тому +16

      i'm from mexico city too, what are buttered tortillas?

    • @vonyumyumcomix9318
      @vonyumyumcomix9318 2 роки тому +41

      @@trashcatt9442 I moved from Mexico city to Dallas, Texas (where I met my husband, there's people from all over in Dallas), I worked in a Panaderia/market making tortillas and I had discovered that Mexicans in Texas are a slightly different breed because they absolutely love putting butter on tortillas (corn or flour) as a snack as well as creating variations on our cultural classics, even creating "Texican" food. Or simply "Tex-mex". In fact, a wide variety of Texans love the buttered tortillas, not just Mexicans. I adopted it into my everyday life and soon I had my husband doing it after we met. I should have been more specific.

  • @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
    @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger 3 роки тому +1282

    If you live in the US I have some suggestions
    -Dry beans, peas, lentils. Dollar store tastes the same as name brand. 1lb = $1. Soak some overnight and they'll be ready to cook for the following day, rotate out as you use them.
    -Rice, same deal, $1 = 1lb. Wash and drain if you want individual grains, dont wish if you want the rice softer/more starchy.
    -Canned chicken, treet (like spam but more like bologna), canned beef, pork, or tuna - $1. Drain and either reserve water or throw it out; the liquid is full of salt and fats so it can be cooked in for stronger flavor/saving on salt, or you can get rid of it and not worry about it.
    -Canned, fresh, or frozen vegetables of your choice. Canned will be between 50 cents and $1 per can, fresh is usually based on weight, frozen is most expensive at around $2 per pound on the low end.
    -Walmart Great Value pasta. Get only as many as you plan on eating; for me pasta gets old fast so just one will do in my case for a 2 week period. Each container is about $1
    -Knorr stock cubes. These sell for about $1 for a pack of 8 to 12 in the hispanic food aisle. GET THEM. These open up the world of soups and stews and cut down on costs of seasonings, you ALWAYS want to have these in your cabinet. They last indefinitely.
    -Potatoes from walmart; buy individually if they cost by how many you get and are relatively cheap, but by the bag if it's by weight (bag is usually better deal in that scenario. Do the math to be certain)
    -Eggs, a carton of 12 is around $2 to $3.
    -Small bag of flour or can of cornstarch. $1 or $2, you dont need a lot. Used for thickening.
    -A couple 1/2 cans of great value tomato paste/sauce run about $0.25 per can so pick up a few of these.
    With all these you should be relatively safe for about two weeks tops depending on your consumption.
    ***rice and beans are a good go-to meal, throw in a can of chicken and you can last two meals easily
    ***Potatoes, veggies, canned meat, knorr cube, and some water, some flour or cornstarch will make meat and veggies in gravy. Serve over rice and you can extend it further (like plov... _only is not_ .)
    ***Spaghetti with canned meat and veggies will last you a couple meals
    ***hashbrowns and eggs
    ***quartered potato wedges (Slice potato into 1/4ths or even 1/8ths, toss with salt pepper and oil, bake until blistered golden brown) and fried spam/treet
    ***mashed potato with meat gravy (saute canned meat WITH juices, season, flour/cornstarch)
    ***stew (meat, veggies, potato, stock cube, beans, flour/cornstarch, tomato paste)
    PS. Always buy your spices at the dollar store or in the hispanic food aisles. These are generally the cheapest places to buy as they're not packaged in glass or name-brand. The quality doesn't really suffer and you can get a lot for not much money: Cayenne, cumin, bay leaves, mexican oregano, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, the list goes on. Spices will last you quite awhile and through multiple meals so definitely get these when you can - herbs and spices can make a sad meal into a delicious one, UTILIZE THEM
    PS.S. A bottle of hot sauce and a bottle of vinegar are also good to have on hand. For vinegar I'd say apple cider is safest; sour but mild, it adds acidity without being too strong. You can easily over do white vinegar but apple cider is more forgiving.
    If you oversalt food, potatoes can balance it out - that or dilute with more water.

    • @watchmedothings6250
      @watchmedothings6250 3 роки тому +52

      God bless your soul. You will save countless bellies from starvation 🙏

    • @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
      @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger 3 роки тому +35

      @@watchmedothings6250 I've been considering doing a limited-budget cooking series for some time, maybe some day I'll follow through.
      I like to think food is something everyone should be able to enjoy and share with others; if something I know can help someone else's dollar go farther and thus make their life a bit easier, I'm happy to share.

    • @lightblue254
      @lightblue254 3 роки тому +14

      @@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger PLEASE DO THAT SERIES! I am going to subscribe and turn on notificationss

    • @theswarmsquad3606
      @theswarmsquad3606 3 роки тому +2

      Thanks bro

    • @tiburciodelfinoacostaymanj5217
      @tiburciodelfinoacostaymanj5217 3 роки тому +5

      Yes! It is the same in the Americas, just halved prices haha. Actually, beans and rice (or other cereals) increase in volume when cooked, can be bought by the bulk (sack) for a discount, and in combination make for a complete protein, with fiber. Essentially, they are awesome as a filler, accompanying a meat dish and making it last longer haha. Totally recommended.
      _EDIT_ : I forgot to mention: *_slow cooker_* . This is the cheapest version of a robot chef. It will make you save *money* AND *time* . Now you may go surviving.

  • @leporellothegoldfinch
    @leporellothegoldfinch Рік тому +250

    This hits different after inflation hitting and now the cheapest option of all these ingredients being at least twice or three times as expensive in Europe...

    • @T0b3
      @T0b3 Рік тому +20

      Yeah this video aged like milk

    • @Anonymous-hf8nx
      @Anonymous-hf8nx 11 днів тому

      Not really, most of the prices are still pretty accurate. A couple cents more expensive at max.

  • @alexg.7913
    @alexg.7913 5 років тому +865

    Even without having watched this video, my Slavic roots helped me survive on less than $5 per week in America last summer and I cooked the near exact same things. I also suggest boiling chicken thighs (the cheapest) and making soup from the broth and adding the meat to the pan with beans, macaroni and eggs. One package lasted me 2-3 weeks. American grape jelly with powder sugar is cheap and goes well with plain bread. Milk, bananas and sugar in blender make a good healthy meal for when the American capitalists don't give you a break and you have to drink your lunch. And it is true you will go crazy without seasoning.
    Also if you work in a restaurant, don't be afraid to let your Slavic roots show and scrounge up as much leftover food from the tables as possible. Make friends with kitchen staff and you get free fries at least once a day, saving you a meal.

    • @Harshhaze
      @Harshhaze 5 років тому +51

      If you work fast food, you might be able to steal chicken nuggets

    • @thaliacrafts407
      @thaliacrafts407 4 роки тому +27

      If you can afford it, add a single anchovy to the soup. It will melt away and boost the savoury flavor of the chicken

    • @badomen6172
      @badomen6172 4 роки тому +17

      Holy shit, $5 per WEEK in AMERICA? How the fuck, lmao

    • @meinfisch2056
      @meinfisch2056 4 роки тому +12

      *mama blyat $5 per week*

    • @bhpowerup
      @bhpowerup 4 роки тому +15

      How the FUCK did you do that. Fuckin grape over hear is like 5 to 8 over here in Cali.

  • @sierrapickering8408
    @sierrapickering8408 3 роки тому +2620

    Legit have to do this every month cause money's been tight since the pandemic started and I lost my job. With rent and all the other bills we have to pay, my SO and I hardly have money for groceries. Boris has legit helped us get through this pandemic with his budget living videos.

    • @Mothlord03
      @Mothlord03 3 роки тому +92

      I'm sorry that is happening to you two. I hope your situation gets better soon

    • @lightblue254
      @lightblue254 3 роки тому +59

      All the power to you and your SO, fellow cyka.

    • @martinmccarthy3675
      @martinmccarthy3675 3 роки тому +36

      Wish your two the best and keep looking up opportunity always presents itself to those who look.

    • @wtpp3777
      @wtpp3777 2 роки тому +4

      God bless you and your SO

    • @bradman7281
      @bradman7281 2 роки тому +5

      How are you doing now?

  • @chunkymilk1288
    @chunkymilk1288 4 роки тому +7918

    “And no, frozen pizza is not a fruit”
    Boris knows his audience very well...

    • @LucksinRiver
      @LucksinRiver 4 роки тому +96

      Michelle obama says its a vegetable though....

    • @zacurrya9485
      @zacurrya9485 4 роки тому +59

      That is why he is my fave youtuber

    • @denodavito
      @denodavito 4 роки тому +41

      It's not? My whole life is a lie

    • @roninwandering
      @roninwandering 4 роки тому +9

      I was reading this right when he said it. Weird.

    • @ronin1915
      @ronin1915 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, he does

  • @errormythic
    @errormythic 11 місяців тому +75

    i love how every single time the stove is shown, the spilled ingredients are still there, so it just piles up throughout the video

  • @chassityprinsley4204
    @chassityprinsley4204 4 роки тому +2265

    I am fluent in both English and Russian but still have to read nearly every subtitle, the accent game is as strong as ded’s vishnevka

    • @NuLiForm
      @NuLiForm 4 роки тому +21

      ..i don't need the subs...wish there was a way to turn em off..

    • @sandvijj02
      @sandvijj02 3 роки тому +40

      Would you say his accent is on point?

    • @chassityprinsley4204
      @chassityprinsley4204 3 роки тому +68

      @@sandvijj02 absoFUCKINGlutely

    • @bipka6930
      @bipka6930 3 роки тому +1

      дедовская вишнёвка? что?

    • @TK--ho7bh
      @TK--ho7bh 3 роки тому

      I dont

  • @panparuwa5327
    @panparuwa5327 5 років тому +3373

    Boris pls budget living tutorial 2019 basic edition

  • @user-zm5jh3vp7l
    @user-zm5jh3vp7l 4 роки тому +4738

    "𝙒𝙃𝙄𝙋 𝙊𝙐𝙏,
    𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓛𝓮𝓪𝓯."

  • @Anticrisis_Arts
    @Anticrisis_Arts 2 роки тому +221

    For the tropical or latin fans, here is que aproximated equivalent.
    1 cucumber.
    7 bananas (or the cheapest fruit in your country)
    500g rice (or any cheap pasta)
    1 loaf of bread or 10 tortillas.
    1 kg oat flakes.
    250g cheese.
    5 onions.
    5 carrots.
    500g mortadella.
    10 eggs
    Butter.
    10 potatoes (can be replaced by chayotes or yuca)
    Pd (edit): I made this based on what we have in central america, If one thing is not cheap in your country, you can change it to something cheaper in your country.

    • @Andresalex4
      @Andresalex4 2 роки тому +14

      As a venezuelan I approve of this comment

    • @andresiturbide816
      @andresiturbide816 Рік тому +3

      Bruh beans, tortillas and fruit is all you need

    • @BasedCroatia
      @BasedCroatia Рік тому +2

      Mortadella is the most expensive thing you couldve said

    • @Jejaimes20
      @Jejaimes20 Рік тому +6

      @@BasedCroatia At least in Venezuela, what we call mortadella is basically what Boris called doctor sausage. It is actually cheap and definitely not what italians call mortadella.

    • @ggio9
      @ggio9 11 місяців тому +4

      i'm From martinique , caribbean here some
      Cucumber 1€ 1kg
      Green and Yello Banana 1€ 1kg
      Frozen Chicken is cheaper than eggs
      Pork is cheaper than sausage
      The others are the same

  • @mambe4349
    @mambe4349 3 роки тому +3501

    It's amazing how he makes his videos chaotic and fun but still somehow informative.

    • @guardsmanlars6797
      @guardsmanlars6797 3 роки тому +18

      Indeed it is comrade

    • @veenibik336
      @veenibik336 3 роки тому +32

      And realistic, still i hope anyone who was in this stage are able to get a better life soon. While im just about to go into this stage

    • @fabiel764
      @fabiel764 3 роки тому +8

      @@veenibik336 damn man i wish you luck, since i am also about to go into this stage

    • @abdiabdi3225
      @abdiabdi3225 3 роки тому +2

      @@fabiel764 same

    • @real9831
      @real9831 3 роки тому +3

      this is not chaotic this is certified russian moment

  • @Maschinensatan
    @Maschinensatan 4 роки тому +1047

    "Sometimes you have potatoes, sometimes you got eggs but always you got pisdec" is very poetic and also true. Boris is a modern russian philosoph

    • @thatcanuck5670
      @thatcanuck5670 3 роки тому +22

      Dostoevsky reincarnated

    • @nvgboiyes6386
      @nvgboiyes6386 3 роки тому +16

      No it’s because babushka taught him how to cook Soviet style

    • @xEroxSennin
      @xEroxSennin 3 роки тому +3

      I disagree, u dont get pizdiec that often if youre single

  • @kooroshrostami27
    @kooroshrostami27 4 роки тому +943

    My neighbour is a Russian girl who cooks a bigass pot carrots and potatoes twice a week, no joke. It's like dirt cheap, those 2x2 pots last her a week and the cost is I believe less than 4€ a week. I live in Germany, you can buy a sack of potatoes for under 2€, carrots are pretty much the same. She looks alive and well, she still got all her hair, nails and teeth at least and while she is thin, she doesn't look starved.

    • @FishDinners
      @FishDinners 3 роки тому +91

      I do this but with potato, onion, rice, and dried lentil (for protein). Costs maybe $20/mo CAD. When you're student, I recommend eating a lot of potato (with the skin for fibre), and lentil for protein (cheaper than egg)

    • @kooroshrostami27
      @kooroshrostami27 3 роки тому +38

      @@FishDinners That works, onion 🌰 are also dirt cheap. Rice also cheap but where I live I believe potatoes are still a lot cheaper. A lot cheaper than bread actually, 🥕 and 🌰 are as well. Just get grain products like pasta, bread, rice full grain, full grain products actually have a significant amount of protein, like up to 10% and also rich on vitamins and fibres.

    • @FishDinners
      @FishDinners 3 роки тому +31

      @@kooroshrostami27 rice, potatoes, and pasta are much healthier than bread, and the first two are also cheaper, so I avoid buying bread. If you make it at home it's much healthier, but still not as good as potato. Potato is the healthiest carb bc it has almost everything the body needs.

    • @Anvilshock
      @Anvilshock 3 роки тому +66

      So, when's you two's marriage?

    • @ALECCHINJOEYI
      @ALECCHINJOEYI 3 роки тому +24

      @@Anvilshock mans asking the real question

  • @4urawrkr2
    @4urawrkr2 Рік тому +42

    I always come back to this video during hard times, and his enthusiasm with only having the bare necessities really fills me with hope.

    • @dr.embersfield1551
      @dr.embersfield1551 8 місяців тому +3

      You can go a long way with just potatoes and onion.

  • @Tursiz
    @Tursiz 5 років тому +12343

    as someone who speaks Russian, it still took me a minute to realize he was speaking english

    • @AM-id5ry
      @AM-id5ry 5 років тому +337

      What did it sound like he was saying?

    • @Tursiz
      @Tursiz 5 років тому +1883

      @@AM-id5ry you know when you zone out but still kinda hear what's being said around you without really understanding anything? like that.

    • @maelstrom_8196
      @maelstrom_8196 5 років тому +347

      @H no shit Sherlock

    • @maelstrom_8196
      @maelstrom_8196 5 років тому +164

      @H are about to r/whoosh me or are you actually dumb?

    • @hunterlord7908
      @hunterlord7908 5 років тому +40

      Что то я не очень тебе верю....

  • @ahyan14
    @ahyan14 4 роки тому +2453

    For a while I thought I could understand Russian but then I realized he’s speaking English

  • @ComradePark
    @ComradePark 5 років тому +3820

    "Two potatoes, three... Five... Maybe seven? Who will stop you?"
    My dead pancreas, Boris.

    • @HemmieHaru
      @HemmieHaru 5 років тому +35

      T1d gang

    • @АааГрт
      @АааГрт 5 років тому +80

      How can you call yourself as a cheeki-breeki man, if pancreas can stop you?!

    • @xFlared
      @xFlared 5 років тому +144

      If you Russian your liver will fail far before your pancreas.

    • @user-ee4fh1ig1m
      @user-ee4fh1ig1m 5 років тому +2

      @@АааГрт It's literally impossible lol

    • @myself55555-x
      @myself55555-x 5 років тому +9

      revive it like linchestein does, with vodka.

  • @BWxEclipse
    @BWxEclipse Рік тому +1536

    “Or if eggs are expensive for some reason…”
    This aged like milk.

    • @ishaq_os
      @ishaq_os Рік тому +3

      😂😂

    • @dragoner3211
      @dragoner3211 Рік тому +13

      Context? Eggs arent that expensive here

    • @BWxEclipse
      @BWxEclipse Рік тому +101

      @@dragoner3211 they aren’t where I’m at either.
      But in the higher population parts of America they’ve skyrocketed.

    • @emmy6380
      @emmy6380 Рік тому +17

      Eggs here are like...4$. ik it's like 7-12 in other places

    • @TheWorldisaLIE2
      @TheWorldisaLIE2 Рік тому +9

      @@dragoner3211 also depends if you want organic eggs or gross gmo eggs

  • @KnightTrowel
    @KnightTrowel 5 років тому +1754

    "AND WHIP OUT..."
    "the b a y l e a f "

    • @andresoreamuno1044
      @andresoreamuno1044 4 роки тому +18

      The almighty b a y l e a f

    • @RakRescue
      @RakRescue 4 роки тому +5

      The TRUE mvp of any slav food

    • @frij539
      @frij539 4 роки тому +7

      And whip out....
      The Sausage.

    • @ants621
      @ants621 4 роки тому +5

      @@frij539 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @MoltenLqva
      @MoltenLqva 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

  • @certifiedrat863
    @certifiedrat863 5 років тому +2521

    Boris: But imagine Babushka did not make jam...
    Me: *Confused Screaming*

  • @torixx9851
    @torixx9851 5 років тому +515

    "You see, salt will give taste but pepper will SAVE you" - is one of the most accurate things

    • @Hardstyleeerrr
      @Hardstyleeerrr 4 роки тому +1

      What does this mean lol

    • @lukijanbugarski3476
      @lukijanbugarski3476 4 роки тому +17

      @@Hardstyleeerrr Because you will get sick of eating the same food without the pepper

    • @Hardstyleeerrr
      @Hardstyleeerrr 4 роки тому +3

      @@lukijanbugarski3476 Im fat and I dont really get bored of the same food I guess lol

  • @godonline247
    @godonline247 Рік тому +30

    The first struggle meal video that actually helped me out 😂
    These other channels just try to show odd their pinterest cooking skills, this here is the real survival

  • @alexutz987
    @alexutz987 4 роки тому +1696

    Living on a tight budget is how I learned to spice everything. Now everyone asks me what's my secret to amazing recipes. Poverty is not a sentence it's life's tutorial on hard.

    • @andretyroneii941
      @andretyroneii941 4 роки тому +30

      My thang is too boil pasta with shitload of tomato paste and onion. Best shit i can do

    • @polarisation
      @polarisation 4 роки тому +41

      @@andretyroneii941 put some meat in and pepper and you've got yourself one hell of a spaghet

    • @marcus6138
      @marcus6138 4 роки тому +2

      amen

    • @francoischalifoux3470
      @francoischalifoux3470 4 роки тому +66

      My GF is Hungarian and showed me how to use glorious PAPRIKA to spice everything, I mean everything, I'm at the point where I snort it

    • @LadyInked
      @LadyInked 4 роки тому +8

      @@francoischalifoux3470 From a galician, put it on octopus with a bit of oil and thank me later

  • @tezla6332
    @tezla6332 5 років тому +2877

    Boris:”boom”
    His subtitles: “Reactor 4 going critical”

    • @navycalvin9337
      @navycalvin9337 5 років тому +52

      not good not terrible

    • @gertrummo9007
      @gertrummo9007 5 років тому +17

      :D I'd be surprised if reactor number 4 doesn't go critical at all :D

    • @brandonbrown6922
      @brandonbrown6922 4 роки тому +29

      @@gertrummo9007 Well of course it's going to go critical, it's supposed to. That's when it's working at max efficiency.
      Now, uncontrollably SUPER-critical, OTOH, well...

    • @ok-tp7eo
      @ok-tp7eo 4 роки тому +1

      bom

    • @4Sky1
      @4Sky1 4 роки тому +1

      Lol I was about to say it 😂

  • @dankpepe2110
    @dankpepe2110 4 роки тому +689

    As an Asian following tight budget (because of quarantine) I just bought 20kgs of rice, a bunch of bottle of soy sauce and oil, a dozen of eggs and some onion chives and thats how I survive for almost a week now. Lol.

    • @hawktalon7890
      @hawktalon7890 4 роки тому +61

      Also Asian, can confirm rice, soy sauce, and chives save lives.

    • @ExcuseMe881
      @ExcuseMe881 4 роки тому +12

      I don’t think I’ve ever not eaten rice

    • @lynx3947
      @lynx3947 4 роки тому +9

      rice eggs chives and soy sauce will save you

    • @tulenich9948
      @tulenich9948 4 роки тому +9

      russians were buying lots of гречка

    • @spets234
      @spets234 4 роки тому +1

      @@tulenich9948 And rice

  • @By-Haven
    @By-Haven 2 роки тому +117

    For people who also need to live on tight budget, I have one word: rice.
    Rice shouldn't be a boring cold white short grain rice, you can eat rice almost everyday and a big 5-10kg packet costs about 11-13€.

    • @BLACKFLAME4941
      @BLACKFLAME4941 2 роки тому +12

      funny thing with rice isnt it. the 5-10kg cost a bit more here, BUT lets not forget that 10kg rice turns into 20-25kg rice if introduced to water and heat. so yeah lots to eat for fairly cheap!

    • @cassualtea2040
      @cassualtea2040 2 роки тому +20

      As an Asian person I approve. But also keep in mind that rice expands when you use it.
      Other than that it is versatile, growing up Filipino, it can be anything from a meal filler to a nice morning porridge or even a vessel with which to consume condensed milk.
      And lets not forget that leftover rice can always be fried up with salt and garlic.

    • @Crazy_Neighbor
      @Crazy_Neighbor 2 роки тому +5

      @@cassualtea2040 potato tastes better

    • @nursenaceylan3706
      @nursenaceylan3706 2 роки тому +7

      also you can add chicken, cow meat, tuna or any other fish, carrot or peas so you wont eat the same rice every day. (p.s. cook the rice with chicken broth)

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 6 місяців тому

      @@nursenaceylan3706 Also you can cook the rice with different grains. There is nothing better for me then rice and some buckwheat, extremely delicious.

  • @CerbF91
    @CerbF91 5 років тому +397

    Hello Boris.
    I moved to Ireland for studies and started living on my own. Your tutorials helped me a lot to save up money and still be able to eat reasonably.
    Thank you a lot !

    • @JackSilver1410
      @JackSilver1410 5 років тому +40

      Probably even easier for you. It's a well known fact that an average of four to five potatoes will spontaneously appear out of thin air every day in a typical Irish dwelling. They often come with a pint or two of Guinness and a few fingers of whiskey if you're good.

    • @Ypfriend79
      @Ypfriend79 5 років тому +5

      after 2 months, you maybe save enough money for a beer.

    • @ioannismetaxas4393
      @ioannismetaxas4393 5 років тому +3

      tiochfaidh àr là

    • @norawilliams1944
      @norawilliams1944 4 роки тому

      Noooo. Why has this helped you. It's too much of a joke

    • @abcdc197
      @abcdc197 4 роки тому

      @@norawilliams1944 It's not the joke. All his recipes are legit. This is how lot of people actually survive. If you think this video is a joke than you're very lucky. Some can't even afford most of what he puts in into those dishes.

  • @rubenderegge8198
    @rubenderegge8198 6 років тому +652

    A UA-camr who cares about his audience? Never change Boris!

    • @zendraw3468
      @zendraw3468 5 років тому +5

      this is how slavs are

    • @KardyVFX
      @KardyVFX 5 років тому +5

      this is how slavs are

    • @iamstd2
      @iamstd2 5 років тому +5

      this is how slavs are

    • @tincantony985
      @tincantony985 5 років тому +4

      This is how slavs are

    • @MrKW420
      @MrKW420 5 років тому +4

      this is how slavs are

  • @1Ceslovas
    @1Ceslovas 4 роки тому +116

    Despite the comedic tone of the video, this is actually a legit guide on how not to starve on tight budget.
    Thank you, Boris.

    • @mrn234
      @mrn234 4 роки тому +2

      idk what people are buying but in my family we lived off 150€ for 3 people per month (Germany)

    • @ursus4886
      @ursus4886 4 роки тому

      @@mrn234 Hello
      Can you please give me the shopping list ? :)

    • @burakyavuz7261
      @burakyavuz7261 4 роки тому

      Wotans Krieger In Turkey with 150₺ you can buy 2 kgs of minced meat...

  • @noname_9416
    @noname_9416 2 роки тому +26

    I love this! most "cheap cooking" videos are way too expensive for me to even consider, but this really helped

  • @wilsonliang3044
    @wilsonliang3044 6 років тому +305

    Go forge for food yourself, it’s free, easy, and fulfilling. Just yesterday I shook a tree in my backyard and a full rotisserie chicken fell right into my hands. Don’t rely on society, nature’s way is the best way.

    • @egg2716
      @egg2716 6 років тому +7

      Kek

    • @aswawarman5176
      @aswawarman5176 6 років тому +23

      I was just foraging yesterday, found a bush full of sauerkraut. Nature is the way.

    • @egg2716
      @egg2716 6 років тому +12

      I found a small lake of kavass nature is beautiful

    • @mcbyt
      @mcbyt 6 років тому +10

      SCP 79 *Kvass, you American spy!

    • @samhoey7762
      @samhoey7762 6 років тому

      No western spies

  • @sauseee4567
    @sauseee4567 5 років тому +1405

    It kinda sounds like he’s speaking a different language if you don’t look at the subtitles

    • @imaginationstudios3679
      @imaginationstudios3679 5 років тому +63

      I know Russian, but I also read subtitles. Boris, decide what language you speak!

    • @hwaiting6759
      @hwaiting6759 5 років тому +6

      I didnt know he was speaking english

    • @lennyy7536
      @lennyy7536 5 років тому +3

      I know it fucking burns my ears

    • @mooseyexists
      @mooseyexists 5 років тому +2

      peachykeen08 yes

    • @gator7774
      @gator7774 5 років тому +4

      why did i get taiwanese subtitles

  • @Helman114
    @Helman114 3 роки тому +3305

    "And no; frozen pizza is not a fruit."
    *feel slightly attacked*

    • @kn1ght128
      @kn1ght128 3 роки тому +38

      'Murica 0

    • @derEchte45
      @derEchte45 3 роки тому +8

      i feel you bro

    • @alimohsin496
      @alimohsin496 3 роки тому +4

      Ok.

    • @walterloehrmann5213
      @walterloehrmann5213 3 роки тому +41

      Wasn't Pizza classified as a "vegetable" a few years back so the industry could keep seeling it to schools?

    • @iskamag
      @iskamag 3 роки тому +27

      @@walterloehrmann5213 murica moment

  • @LunringNassar
    @LunringNassar Рік тому +5

    This video made me sympathize my college friends from outside the city living on dorms, you got the school stress, being away from your family, and having to do all cooking and stuff by yourself, and getting sick without a shoulder to lie on is just, hard.

  • @thomasdrnec4783
    @thomasdrnec4783 4 роки тому +655

    Another pro tip for the oatmeal from a Czech slav: take any leftover apple, grind it into purée and mix into the oatmeal. Enjoy a slightly tastier version. Na zdravi
    Edit: someone should make a Czech version
    Edit: many months later, tried most of these out, and a touch of cinnamon does help, but don't overdo it (you are a poor slav after all). If you really are rich, then grab a cup of ginger and lemon enhanced tea, or watered down and heated cinnamon perfumed apple juice (very watered down, else it's overwhelming).

    • @onatyungul872
      @onatyungul872 4 роки тому +7

      Also you can use anything with oatmeal(seperately), cheese fine, egg of course, even potato, but best of them all is jam.

    • @werisekk3
      @werisekk3 4 роки тому +5

      From experience, no need to grind, just grate it. You'll get juice and crunchy bits. Add a bit of cinnamon for extra flavour!

    • @brm5844
      @brm5844 4 роки тому +2

      You can literally add anything to oat meal. I usually find myself just throwing in some orange slices or cinnamon and it's better every time.

    • @KamiNoBaka1
      @KamiNoBaka1 4 роки тому +3

      @@werisekk3 Are you one of my grandparents? Because my grandma does that for my grandpa and it's awesome.

    • @heiltotheking
      @heiltotheking 4 роки тому +2

      @@werisekk3 I usually cook some apples in the water I'll boil my oatmeal in. Then add the oats and boil a little more. It's like oats in kompot and it's the best

  • @BatmanQB
    @BatmanQB 4 роки тому +744

    7:08 " The trick is to fool your brain that you are actually eating different things,even if it's the same stuff every week"

    • @henrycooper3431
      @henrycooper3431 4 роки тому +44

      Thats the true , you are fooling what you think is just a part of you but it actually you

    • @pixiniarts
      @pixiniarts 4 роки тому +11

      This is why I always have Italian mixed herbs, curry and chilli powder, paprika and Cajun spices. When I was broke these saved my sanity... Well that and a jar of pesto.

  • @Gorilla_Chaos
    @Gorilla_Chaos 5 років тому +1061

    Honestly. I love this tutorial. It’s some realistic “easy to make. Easy to eat. Easy to sustain yourself” tutorial. It sets bare standards. You can supplement. Fruit for others.
    Can’t get a good price carrot? Okay get some other cheep veggie to fill the role. Maybe get yourself some celery. Munch on that.
    Sustain yourself off grains. Cheap starch. Get moderate mounts of protein. Maybe that’s cheap sausage. Or mince meat. Or even eggs. Maybe you got no sausage. Get more eggs. Make egg sandwiches instead. Maybe even mushrooms if you can. No good eggs deal? Don’t like them? Get more meat instead.
    Fruits keep ya going. Apples are always reliable. But fuck it. Get good deal on oranges? Nice. Eat them. Change it up. Hell. Cheap melon? Melons cut up are nice. Even a bowl of melon is a good breakfest
    It’s easy. Starches and carbs keep ya filled.
    Proteins keep strong,
    Fruit get you your vitamins.
    Rice and beans. Works. Potato and beef? Works. Eggs and noodles? Work.
    This is real cooking. Real living.

    • @zaqimel7096
      @zaqimel7096 5 років тому +7

      This comment was too long. I didnt read it

    • @mishtrong
      @mishtrong 5 років тому +75

      @@zaqimel7096 I read it. And I liked it.

    • @grogsrevenge
      @grogsrevenge 5 років тому +30

      True words. Never quite got out of the student life, myself, and I can't really say I want to. You learn what you need to survive, and you learn to like it.
      Variety, there's the key. Variety is the spice of life, or however the saying goes. Get creative.
      Am I swimming in wealth now, /relatively speaking/? Yes. But there are more important things to spend your money on seven days a week.

    • @grogsrevenge
      @grogsrevenge 5 років тому +16

      Like that book the professor emphatically promised wasn't part of the exam.
      Bastard.

    • @michaeladove7269
      @michaeladove7269 5 років тому +3

      @@zaqimel7096 I read it. And liked it.

  • @13lackout360
    @13lackout360 2 роки тому +7

    That potato hash is legendary. You can do potatoes, any meat, and any vegetables, and BOOM. Dinner.
    You can serve it right from the pan to reduce cleanup, scale it up easily to feed more people with more potatoes. Heck, swap the skillet for a stew pot and add some broth and you can probably get a nice soup going. In fact I think I will try that this winter.

  • @ethanowen6670
    @ethanowen6670 6 років тому +2501

    Normal person: oh no I'm out of food and money
    Gopnik: I KNOW A GUY

    • @bartjoboy
      @bartjoboy 6 років тому +45

      YOU CALL BABOESJKA A GUY?

    • @magma2680
      @magma2680 6 років тому +4

      fake, the Gopnik is the guy who know's what's up.

    • @acewretched4535
      @acewretched4535 5 років тому +4

      Gopnik: Я знаю парня

    • @hunterlord7908
      @hunterlord7908 5 років тому +4

      И парень тот- бабушка

    • @catnibba3566
      @catnibba3566 5 років тому +9

      *whispers* my weekly allowance is 20€

  • @brennenderopa
    @brennenderopa 6 років тому +2591

    Best trick: Go to your parents house, steal all the food. Your mum will not mind, your dad will not notice. Go to grandparents house, get gifted with all the jam. Done.

    • @yummyramen2821
      @yummyramen2821 6 років тому +237

      Actually . I did the grandma part.. she gave me 200 bucks and i was saved lmao

    • @ereniacastellan4587
      @ereniacastellan4587 6 років тому +119

      The big problem for me is my parents living like far away from me, when I was so tight on budget and how could i afford plane ticket lol

    • @Gryxll
      @Gryxll 6 років тому +22

      dead

    • @LeOssiTrollterrible
      @LeOssiTrollterrible 6 років тому +102

      Annabeth CSTLN you just tell your parents what your up to and let yourself be adopted by local parents then switch back families once the budget is better
      Problem solved

    • @maarcislv
      @maarcislv 6 років тому +56

      Lol, if I asked my grandma for a help, she'd call me a peace of shit, who left school and is living like a hobo and I should just go drink bleach, because I'm a dissapointment to life. In fact, I have a work and I'm returning to studies this september, I just paused, not left. Still, she's a wicked witch lol, not a typical grandparents example

  • @suitshark1457
    @suitshark1457 6 років тому +433

    not gonna lie these actually look pretty good

    • @Cam-lc6sb
      @Cam-lc6sb 6 років тому +50

      You'd expect this to be a joke video but nope. Its BORIS

    • @tvcontroller5149
      @tvcontroller5149 6 років тому

      Shark145 blyat of course!

  • @LuvBugBlaqkHart
    @LuvBugBlaqkHart 2 роки тому +22

    1:26 the sausage slowly sliding down the plate really got me 😂

  • @Bllackstaarr
    @Bllackstaarr 5 років тому +421

    honestly with this ingredient list u can get SO creative. there are many ways of eating potatoes, eggs and bread. if you are living on a budget then this is actually very helpful, i admit i use similiar recipes and often my meals revolve around these kind of ingredients. On a weird note: I used to eat cooked pasta with sugar or sugar and butter a lot, and actually loved it lol. ALSO you can freeze your bread!! and remember that if your bread does get hard its time for a 'french toast'- basicaly dip the bread in eggs and then fry. it becomes soft an ultimate snack. I know these are pretty basic but maybe will help someone

    • @entorid6902
      @entorid6902 5 років тому +13

      hehe, so true. with these components you can make a lot of tasty meals. Also pasta is cheap and good.

    • @objectionablechione
      @objectionablechione 5 років тому +1

      omg yes if you keep your bread in the freezer it lasts for ages, 10/10 tip

    • @valhalla4558
      @valhalla4558 5 років тому +2

      ack also if your bread is stale make pizza bread! One tube of purée can last like 30 portions, all you need is bread purée and cheese

    • @User-gj5de
      @User-gj5de 5 років тому +3

      Egg and processed cheese sandwiches was the shit when I was in college

    • @julianamoraes6323
      @julianamoraes6323 5 років тому +4

      bread with butter and sugar... so wrong, so good... And you can always make mashed potatoes

  • @narraclamborg5902
    @narraclamborg5902 6 років тому +3837

    Oy blin!

    • @flak8950
      @flak8950 6 років тому +257

      well i hope you will survive

    • @narraclamborg5902
      @narraclamborg5902 6 років тому +539

      Still got 10 euros, going strong.

    • @nikoskoumparos1109
      @nikoskoumparos1109 6 років тому +51

      Good luck , nahui

    • @bondedbybud1151
      @bondedbybud1151 6 років тому +70

      I have an idea for like 1-2 euro. Get some cheap pastet and some cheap bread, put pastet on bread and eat

    • @horspielfan6741
      @horspielfan6741 6 років тому +33

      Blin, good luck comrade!

  • @silverriolu2705
    @silverriolu2705 6 років тому +261

    this is a great video, here's some other things you can make using the same ingredients:
    - make omelette with the sausage/onion
    - omelette with just egg + sugar for something sweet
    - if you get ham instead of sausage, you can get a cupcake tray, but the ham inside and then crack an egg in each one, then bake
    - french toast
    - you can fry potato slices to make homemade chips, theres mashed potato, potato salad, theres so many potato recipes
    - if you've got flour get 1/3 a cup of that plus the same measurements of oats, butter and sugar, & bake and you've got a crumble. you could make apple crumble with those apples or if you have yogurt have it with that in a cup
    - with flour you can also bake a homemade mac & cheese. a bigger meal than you'd expect also doesn't use as much cheese as you'd expect
    - potato pancake, which is blended onion + potato which you bake in a pan, 2 ingredients but delicious
    - if you've got pastry you can make stuff like quiche, apple pie, meat pie (made with the leftovers), apply pastie, meat pastie
    - rice is great if you can substitute the pasta for that, since you can make so much. if you've got milk you can make rice pudding which is literally pudding
    - rice + 1 teaspoon of jam (bear with me) mix that, put a ton of fried onion and cooked meat of any kind on top & u have a meal
    - you can also make risotto with rice + cheese + onion - you do need chicken stock though get the cubes
    - with egg whites + sugar you can make meringue
    - with the leftover egg yolk you can add that raw to cooked rice & eat with some soy sauce, or just make an omelette, egg yolk omelettes are more delicious imo
    - don't forget 2-min noodles/ramen. if you have that literally add extra ingredients/seasonings u have on top and it will be delish
    - he was not kidding about the salt & pepper. add it to everything. if you've got any seasonings you don't use google how you can use them. Seriously just a meal of fried potato/onion/sausage/egg is one thing, adding cumin, tumeric, garam malsada, coriander & red chilli pepper on top of that makes a completely different meal. Spices are gifts.

    • @beanieteamie7435
      @beanieteamie7435 6 років тому +27

      I actually read the whole thing. Took me whole month just to read. Wait i forgot to eat.
      Oi blin i survived whole month for free. Just by reading cocking recipies. (Soviet anthem starts playing)

    • @TheBLACKLIZT
      @TheBLACKLIZT 6 років тому +2

      THIS IS WHAT I NEED, thank you boris and to you also, dude. you both are a blessing

    • @sarademoor
      @sarademoor 6 років тому

      What a good addition to this video! I can only agree, spices and sugar in the home make very bland ingredients interesting! Also MSG, it's a 'controversial' spice, but harmless and really packs taste with meat/egg dishes.

  • @pavolp.6527
    @pavolp.6527 Рік тому +71

    2023: how to survive 2 weeks with 2000 euros

  • @connorclemmons8698
    @connorclemmons8698 4 роки тому +3450

    Before COVID-19: Hah, this is funny...
    During COVID-19: Write that down, Write that down now!

  • @tomhaugh851
    @tomhaugh851 6 років тому +892

    This is what I subbed for, original content that is actually helpful blended in with a funny personality that doesn't sell themselves out to retarted trends.

    • @arkadon26
      @arkadon26 6 років тому +32

      no, boris makes the retarted trend

    • @arkadon26
      @arkadon26 6 років тому +1

      and im proud of u all for finding waldo

    • @kevbri11
      @kevbri11 6 років тому +1

      ok IoI

    • @dinguuuus
      @dinguuuus 6 років тому +2

      the slav thing was a trend tho

    • @nine-ig1xq
      @nine-ig1xq 6 років тому

      KV-2 BiasMobile your existance

  • @Ghalaghor_McAllistor
    @Ghalaghor_McAllistor 6 років тому +577

    Want some variation? Buy 500g rice too and boil it with water. Add some salt to the water before boiling it.

    • @AvaByNight
      @AvaByNight 6 років тому +50

      add onion for variety

    • @AvaByNight
      @AvaByNight 6 років тому +3

      exactly ^^

    • @cracknigga
      @cracknigga 6 років тому +31

      rice is capitalist grain, no good for slav student

    • @ttktorpbeat9845
      @ttktorpbeat9845 6 років тому +10

      cracknigga
      unless you live in the tropics where bread costs 5 times as much as rice like i do

    • @ushou_5586
      @ushou_5586 6 років тому +27

      rice is formerly communist grain as China and vietnam produce a lot of it

  • @pensmith
    @pensmith 2 роки тому +8

    Hungry in the middle of the night and youtube recommends a slice of Boris' kitchen. Perfection.

  • @lexclark7542
    @lexclark7542 4 роки тому +316

    This. Is. Amazing. The accent, the humor, the intro. Perfect

  • @L.R-4L
    @L.R-4L 5 років тому +991

    Boris, I'm italian, I love every single video that you upload, but please, put water before, and when the water is boiling you put macaroni, my eyes are burning right now,
    with love;
    -a slav italian friend
    p.s. stay cheeki breeki

  • @thulx3997
    @thulx3997 5 років тому +1840

    "If it say *_"ИДИ НАХУЙ"_* then it is probably not done"
    -Boris, 2018

    • @SkarletShadows
      @SkarletShadows 5 років тому +9

      im new here and I don't speak Russian nor do i wanna google translate that cus im lazy and im here already. what does it mean?

    • @SkarletShadows
      @SkarletShadows 5 років тому +4

      @@limelemon4905 ah, okay lol

    • @ShirakamiKaiser
      @ShirakamiKaiser 5 років тому +7

      your comment can click "shows more" but it actually shows nothing

    • @aprilhardy01
      @aprilhardy01 5 років тому +7

      You can't have the potatoes yelling at you while you're eating them

    • @B3Band
      @B3Band 5 років тому +5

      Literally "go to a dick" but yeah basically fuck off

  • @Cherry-bq4oh
    @Cherry-bq4oh 2 роки тому +8

    Boris, I can't thank you enough! I've only recently got into cooking and am not very confident, but I made the Macaroni you suggested and it was delicious, I got it right first try! Thank you!

  • @GopnikHardbass
    @GopnikHardbass 6 років тому +4443

    You making it really nice and diverse, really good tutorial. Some time ago all we did to survive a month was just toasted bread with chepest ketchup and other meal was makaron with the same ketchup, sometimes egg or slice of meat if u want to make it fancy

    • @gangmaki
      @gangmaki 6 років тому +18

      :0

    • @wazkalia
      @wazkalia 6 років тому +30

      Shit, that sounds like my college and elementary school days. D8

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 6 років тому +59

      meat? holyshit u rich or what. when i was poor i had to live on bread ketchup and mayo. thats like the cheapest u can go. dont buy cheese and meat when on a low ass budget.

    • @thechosenone8808
      @thechosenone8808 6 років тому +44

      bread? wtf even africans can't afford bread

    • @Tropicality.
      @Tropicality. 6 років тому +4

      James Mole offended

  • @88Xlmk
    @88Xlmk 3 роки тому +151

    Additional tip: Freeze the bread(if not cut, cut it first). That way it will last for months and you can use it in other recipe's.
    Also add sunflower oil to your shopping list. It is cheap and at the end of the month, you can add it to bread, some spices and bake it in the over.

  • @dominik--
    @dominik-- 4 роки тому +563

    1st year at uni before moving to dorm: *packing clothes important stuff etc.*
    2nd year at uni before moving to dorm: *FOOOOOD I ONLY WANT FOOOD*

    • @Fen_Fox
      @Fen_Fox 4 роки тому +21

      Too relatable, first year I was all about clothing and stuff and now I'm like let's bring back as much fancy instant noodles I can shove into my suitcase (None of that maruchan college store bs which is also for some reason 4 times more expensive than normal?) and all the spices/condiments and tea in the space remaining.

    • @gosth81
      @gosth81 4 роки тому

      I can relate that lol

  • @annikaukkonen
    @annikaukkonen 2 роки тому +7

    В магазинах типа "Светофор" 5 кг макарон стоит менее 100р , так же 1кг овсянки стоит рублей 20 , овсянка богата белком (13г/100г) , лучше решение. Так же , бюджетным вариантом является перловка и пшено. Буханка хлеба стоит дешевле, если покупать вчерашнюю в пекарне , разрезаете на кусочки, кидаете в морозилку, перед употреблением 30с в микроволновке, вуаля, свежий хлеб на вашем столе! В магните часто бывают скидки на сосиски и колбасы, полкило категории Б можно захапать меньше чем за 100р. Закупаете картошку, морковь и фрукты в сезон(середина осени) , оставляете на балконе, прекрасно продержатся несколько месяцев, крайние меры- разграбить заброшенную дачу, малина, смородина, яблоки и много чего вкусного БЕСПЛАТНО

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 6 місяців тому

      Ну это больше для европейцев, у них-то подороже все будет.

  • @k1ruki197
    @k1ruki197 5 років тому +2685

    "Evry slav know at least 10 ways how to use potato "
    Me laughing and knowing 50 ways

    • @yakobsoulstorm5187
      @yakobsoulstorm5187 5 років тому +129

      The ones who know only 10 are spies who have spent too much time in the capitalist West.

    • @LedoCool1
      @LedoCool1 5 років тому +60

      10 ways is when the slav is born and level 1. When he gets to level 20 it is grown exponentially. You can even use it for pranks.

    • @Banshee_Null
      @Banshee_Null 5 років тому +13

      Laughs in croat* i know 53

    • @natebyrd2078
      @natebyrd2078 5 років тому +12

      Laughs in Gaelic i know55

    • @SourGummiWyrm69
      @SourGummiWyrm69 5 років тому +4

      give us the top 3

  • @ManuWentFishin
    @ManuWentFishin 5 років тому +548

    I've been hiding in the Black Forest during the last 70 years surviving thanks to these videos.
    Danke, Herr Boris.

    • @siegfried2k4
      @siegfried2k4 5 років тому +66

      KGB wants to know your location

    • @fudo4028
      @fudo4028 5 років тому +9

      Ehrenmann

    • @hunterlord7908
      @hunterlord7908 5 років тому +3

      Борис это сотрудник КГБ. Тебя в ГУЛАГ отправят. А борис из тебя
      Slavic- burger сделает.

    • @npelolli
      @npelolli 5 років тому +5

      Sehr gut soldat

    • @Nuuk_Nuke_Nook
      @Nuuk_Nuke_Nook 5 років тому +6

      Cool,cool.
      *In the background* Call the KGB We got him.

  • @ohh5178
    @ohh5178 5 років тому +515

    Jokes aside this is actually helpful. A tip from me is to buy dried beans/lentils in bulk. Cheap, easy and versatile protein

    • @jonavanderpal
      @jonavanderpal 5 років тому +8

      That is a very good idea. You can also buy some bell peppers for variation.

    • @arth8265
      @arth8265 5 років тому +15

      Yeah, and also sunflower seeds and flaxseeds are cheap, rich in minerals, vitamins B and lots of calories. You can snack it raw, though flaxseeds needs grinding before eat. Also, liver is quite cheap and is like multivitamin.

    • @ellenorbjornsdottir1166
      @ellenorbjornsdottir1166 5 років тому

      no, that's a carbohydrate. chicken is a protein

    • @ellenorbjornsdottir1166
      @ellenorbjornsdottir1166 5 років тому

      @@arth8265 liver will save you from malnutrition

    • @ohh5178
      @ohh5178 5 років тому +12

      Ellenor Malik lentils have enough protein for survival. And they are full of both carbs and minerals so at least I find them very useful

  • @LillithineLair666
    @LillithineLair666 Рік тому +7

    this is the kind of video that brightens my life, extremely intelligent and well thought out ideas/advice,wrapped in a shell of pleasing humour and personality to make it go down a lot better, important when it comes to surviving on the cheap ^-^

  • @zsu-23-4shilka2
    @zsu-23-4shilka2 5 років тому +812

    “Sometimes there is eggs, sometimes there is cheese, but there is *_ALWAYS_* some pizdec”

    • @maskedredstonerproz
      @maskedredstonerproz 4 роки тому +13

      why is it always when I hear or see the word pizdec I always start laughing

    • @DAventador44
      @DAventador44 4 роки тому +3

      I literally saw this right as that part came up

    • @nishih9792
      @nishih9792 4 роки тому +2

      @@maskedredstonerproz then you know russian my friend :D

    • @aether715
      @aether715 4 роки тому

      There is no truer words than those

    • @handsomelon
      @handsomelon 4 роки тому

      - Boris 2018

  • @HEEELPMEEEEHEEEELP
    @HEEELPMEEEEHEEEELP 6 років тому +611

    I figured it was going to be a meme video but a lot of the stuff actually looks pretty decent

    • @braydenpalacios5970
      @braydenpalacios5970 6 років тому +2

      Same

    • @hyperult3810
      @hyperult3810 6 років тому +52

      oh no no no dude, Pasta with Scrambled Eggs is actually fucking amazing.

    • @dankovac1609
      @dankovac1609 6 років тому +47

      @@hyperult3810 you see, people are used to eating what they like, and when they see food they doubt they'll like it. Me, a true Croatian slav, I see potato with onion and mayonez and I say OPA MAMA GIVE SOME
      All these receipts in the video are absolutely blyatiful

    • @-Saitama
      @-Saitama 6 років тому +16

      @@dankovac1609 i never thought Boris's videos where jokes, maybe the recipe is not perfect but it should taste good so who cares

    • @dankovac1609
      @dankovac1609 6 років тому +3

      @@-Saitama exactly.

  • @hungryfareasternslav1823
    @hungryfareasternslav1823 4 роки тому +420

    Boris: I have to live on tight budget.
    Also Boris: *Spills food everywhere*

  • @jasperdomacena6491
    @jasperdomacena6491 Рік тому +2

    Simple Soup
    -Potatos (sliced into cubes)
    -Carrots (sliced into cubes)
    -Pork Broth Cube
    -Onion
    -Corn (snapped to a more manageable size)
    -Meat (preferably pork)
    Sliced to small pieces
    Pour water into a pot with an onion sliced into quarters
    when it comes to a boil put the meat in and let it boil in low heat for about 20-30 minutes to let the meat juice out
    then put the Broth Cube
    then put the potatos, carrots and corn in
    let it cook for about 10-20 minutes till the vegetables are soft enough that you can stick a fork in it.
    put some salt to taste
    Boom! Simple Hearty Soup
    Enjoy with Plain Biscuits or Leftover Fridge Bread

  • @Aintence
    @Aintence 6 років тому +375

    Put egg in a bowl with some salt and pepper. Then dip bread slice thoroughly so its fully covered. Fry that on pan and boom. Thats what babushka used to make for me.

    • @jasonpowell4758
      @jasonpowell4758 6 років тому +24

      Aintence isn’t that basically French toast?

    • @jasonpowell4758
      @jasonpowell4758 6 років тому +13

      Aintence just looked it up, if there was milk with the egg then it’s French toast, so answering myself, yes it is basically French toast

    • @Daniel6254
      @Daniel6254 6 років тому +8

      Captain Psycho My mamushka did that always for me

    • @kirkb0t
      @kirkb0t 6 років тому +2

      instructions unclear. failed dipping bread on egg shell

    • @sidharthcs2110
      @sidharthcs2110 6 років тому

      Aintence
      Isn't that a French thing?

  • @kshitij6284
    @kshitij6284 4 роки тому +2473

    Well, this has aged well i suppose..

    • @squirrelguy2195
      @squirrelguy2195 4 роки тому +82

      The Slav King prepared us well!

    • @RandomGuy-ej9gr
      @RandomGuy-ej9gr 4 роки тому +24

      Why, you suffering from bullshit virus?

    • @stalememe4763
      @stalememe4763 4 роки тому +73

      @@RandomGuy-ej9gr are you serious? This would be hilarious if it weren't so sad

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 4 роки тому +14

      Bring broke is an issue alot of people deal with across time

    • @nikolaj7309
      @nikolaj7309 4 роки тому +2

      I watch this for school very nice

  • @Анастасия-ъ1л1д
    @Анастасия-ъ1л1д 6 років тому +327

    "Sometimes there is eggs, sometimes there is cheese, but there is always... some Pizdec" - Boris

    • @shieet
      @shieet 6 років тому +5

      Анастасия омлет это пиздец

    • @xchainsawx
      @xchainsawx 6 років тому +11

      Boiling potatoes takes some time so if potatoes says IDI NAHUI then are not done

    • @sandakureva
      @sandakureva 4 роки тому

      I feel that.

  • @DexholderMark
    @DexholderMark 3 роки тому +533

    The running gag of sticking knife into potato and it replying with: "IDI NAHUI!" always gets me!

    • @DwHockey68
      @DwHockey68 3 роки тому +9

      What does idi nahui mean?

    • @CreeperShorts
      @CreeperShorts 3 роки тому +26

      ​@@DwHockey68 Im not a russian, but I hear this phrase often, like once a week. basically "go fuck yourself" if localized. but it can also means "get the hell out of here" or "get the fuck out of here", just more vulgar.

    • @Miiksen
      @Miiksen 3 роки тому +16

      @@DwHockey68 a friend told me it means "eat shit"

    • @dusansubotic6502
      @dusansubotic6502 3 роки тому +9

      it means go f*ck yourself, literal translation is "go on a d*ck".

    • @PC_Simo
      @PC_Simo 2 роки тому +3

      @@DwHockey68 It literally means: ”Go to d*ck!” (if I’m correct); but, localized, it means: ”Go f*ck yourself!”, as others have pointed out.

  • @Berries20
    @Berries20 4 роки тому +113

    I *love* the lack of judgement in his voice. Absolute king. I feel so understood, damn I might be sweating from my eyes.

  • @yogawarriorgirl
    @yogawarriorgirl 6 років тому +1218

    Clicked this video. I regret nothing. Food around universities in America is FREAKING EXPENSIVE, more so than in other parts of the world. Getting this same amount of food in my home city at the grocery near my college is about $27, which is the equivalent of 23 euros. If I want to eat any better than this, I'm spending closer to $35 to $40 a week on food. Because this grocery list doesn't include milk or sugar (or bacon, the great american staple) at all.
    The AMERICAN survival foods list:
    Oats are also super cheap- get them.
    Bananas are among the cheapest foods in the United States. Get a bunch that is super-green. They will ripen quickly.
    Onions are also cheap, but so is garlic. Get a head of that along with your produce and you will thank me later. It lasts quite a while on the counter.
    It's actually cheaper to bake your own bread. Pick up some flour, yeast (If you have a place to get bulk yeast, USE IT. Keep it in the fridge), and some baking soda. Basic bread is flour, yeast, and water. Basic soda bread is flour, baking soda, and buttermilk.
    Know what's cheaper than buying butter and buttermilk separately? Getting a quart of heavy cream and whipping it into butter. Voila! Buttermilk and homemade butter.
    Carrots and potatoes are cheap, and so is celery. And with carrots, celery, and onions, you can make yourself some chicken soup, as long as you have some chicken.
    I've seen whole chickens for as cheap as five bucks. If you're savvy, you can get a rotisserie chicken for even cheaper if you shop late in the day. Use the bones to make broth/stock.
    Milk can be expensive- it varies, depending on how the farms are doing. Only ever get whole milk. Don't believe that lowfat garbage. It's a waste of your time and it's bad for your cardiovascular system.
    Make sure you keep a stock of brown sugar on hand. Why? Because it makes awesome strudel toppings, butterscotch sauce, and everything good in life.
    Apples. They go at fifty cents apiece where I live. Peel and slice them, discarding the peels because they're full of pesticides, and use the slices in an apple crisp (Lay out in a baking dish, smother in cinnamon and sugar, top with oats, brown sugar, and butter. Bake. Enjoy.). Use the cores to boil into apple core jelly.
    Pay attention to seasonal produce. Winter squash in the fall (makes GREAT pies and you can eat the seeds for a snack), salad greens in the summer, dark greens and roots in the winter, and literally everything in the spring/early summer.
    If you can get mushrooms on the cheap, get them. They work great in stretching out your meat supply, and making it taste better, too.
    Basic sausage is also cheap in America. Pick up some of middling quality and you're good to go.
    Don't forget the cheese!
    Avoid instant ramen at all costs. You can actually save money by getting plain pasta (which has several servings for under a dollar), boiling it in water with baking soda added, and there you go, ramen-ized pasta. Add to broth and add in eggs, meat, mushrooms, chopped spring onions, etc. Whatever you do to pimp your ramen.
    Fish is expensive in America, and the cheap kind is usually full of mercury. Don't bother. Your best bet is probably going to be canned mackerel. See below:
    Get some of those boxes of jiffy mix, the kind for corn muffins. You can mix a box of jiffy mix, an egg or two, some chives, and a can of mackerel, and it makes some pretty awesome fish fritters.

    • @finndurning1394
      @finndurning1394 6 років тому +40

      Nice bro, if I lived in the USoA I would definitely be doing a little CTRL+ALT+C magic. But I live in the land of the long white cloud so even that would come to 60$. Sucks to be a kiwi when it comes to prices.

    • @finndurning1394
      @finndurning1394 6 років тому +3

      ludwig amadeus On my keyboard it is what I stated, I often forget thats not the normal thing.

    • @finndurning1394
      @finndurning1394 6 років тому

      ludwig amadeus No clue, just how it came.

    • @ellomate2128
      @ellomate2128 6 років тому +3

      Amanda Lockridge essay done

    • @hacep160
      @hacep160 6 років тому +1

      Very good stuff mate! Thank you, I can stay full one more week

  • @JavierB1988
    @JavierB1988 2 роки тому +4

    Hot tip!
    If you're willing to sacrifice one egg and you have vegetable oil then you can make your own mayonnaise. Hopefully you already have mustard and vinegar too because they help get the emulsion together.
    One egg yolk is enough to make a LOT of mayo!

  • @serakym9734
    @serakym9734 6 років тому +103

    The fact that i actually knew and used some of these recipies made me rethink my life choices

    • @king0vitrial
      @king0vitrial 6 років тому +5

      Serakym Why? You should feel smart.

    • @Ishiku__aka_xchoibitschibihil
      @Ishiku__aka_xchoibitschibihil 6 років тому +1

      king0vitrial . . .
      Shhh... dont qwestion him.
      водка быстро задумается

    • @serakym9734
      @serakym9734 6 років тому

      Smart and poor

    • @notAshildr
      @notAshildr 6 років тому

      My college roommate used to have egg noodles every other day when he first moved in. Just egg noodles, tuna-potatoes, egg noodles, chicken with rice, egg noodles... It was to a point were it was outright obsessive.
      But knowing and using some of these recipes isn't so bad. I actually also use a lot of these recipes, or variations of them. I always have granualated vegetable broth at hand though, as it's a great spice for pretty much everything.

  • @ProfGop
    @ProfGop 6 років тому +3439

    early approval for the budget life specialist!
    *approved by Professional Gopnik*

    • @pjoter2404
      @pjoter2404 6 років тому +2

      Artis Zavackis BLIN me to. His amerikański spy!!!
      Go to Gulag

    • @KNAIN420
      @KNAIN420 6 років тому +5

      no one really needs your opinion tho ;c

    • @ProfGop
      @ProfGop 6 років тому +22

      Don't speak for everyone cause you cant know who cares and who doesn't because obviously Boris and 209 other people care.

    • @ellis8238
      @ellis8238 6 років тому +2

      Professional Gopnik And one tru Cheeki Breekier approve your comment ;)

    • @z_n3xus232
      @z_n3xus232 6 років тому +1

      Blyat, 😂😂😂
      😐 i see you in every slav related video

  • @rakso_poiss8980
    @rakso_poiss8980 3 роки тому +462

    As an Estonian, I appreciate you adding in the butter potato at the end, very classic.

    • @epsilon6516
      @epsilon6516 3 роки тому +8

      Gotta add those chives tho

    • @Jeansowaty
      @Jeansowaty 3 роки тому +12

      @Adventurous He lived in Estonia but I think he's of Russian ethnicity.

    • @Anvilshock
      @Anvilshock 3 роки тому +2

      As an IDI NAHUI I don't give a flying rat's arse where you're from. As if that somehow makes you an authority on butter on potato or something …

    • @Anvilshock
      @Anvilshock 3 роки тому +2

      @Adventurous Evidently, you gave enough to let me know. Besides, who are you to speak for the 1/nobody?

    • @conclusivestate
      @conclusivestate 3 роки тому +15

      @@Anvilshock dude, it's just a compliment the commenter gave to boris, why the fuss about it?

  • @victoriasjournal
    @victoriasjournal 2 місяці тому +1

    Been following this series for years. Just got the cookbook and now rewatching old videos while flipping through it planning the groceries for the coming month to try things out. Wish you had food videos at least once a week 😅
    Thank you for making the cookbook 👌✨

  • @CThompson17
    @CThompson17 3 роки тому +288

    Using a big grocery store chain here in the Midwestern US, I've compiled the list of groceries shown here 2:00 into an online cart. Since inflation has hit hard during the pandemic, the weekly cost of these items now total up at $27.26 or 23.30€. Mind that I couldn't get everything in exact measurements, but with what I could get, that's as accurate as possible. Things be rough for us Gopniks anymore.
    Edit: I forgot to add the oats. It's fixed now.

    • @thed3m0n0id9
      @thed3m0n0id9 2 роки тому +19

      This is what I was thinking actually. Eggs are more expensive here, a load of bread for a dollar is hard to find. 6 eggs go for a buck to a 1.25 at the local Dollar Tree. Times are tough for poor folks right now.

    • @mustbetheSUN
      @mustbetheSUN 2 роки тому +63

      Some tips from an argentinian, since we dance with inflation in the pale moonlight:
      - Get legumes. Lentils, peas or whatever is cheap where you are. Anything can give them flavour, they can be cooked in many ways (cold with vinegar and chopped onion, hot in soup or stew, mashed into mini lentil bites with garlic/onion, etc) and even a small portion is nutritious. Plus they last for ages.
      - Rice is cheap everywhere and when hot it will make any dish feel more filling. Half an onion or two cloves of garlic, salted, plus a bit of whatever vegetable is cheap there (here it's usually carrot and leek) are enough to give flavour to a full dish. You can also use that to fill blins.
      - If you only can get something like dr sausage, great, do the boris method. But if you have any sort of access to red meat, find the cheapest possible type that can be ground and ask for that. Make little balls (like, the size you can hold in the palm of your hand) with it and freeze them. Take one of them, defrost it and throw it in the pan for a bit of extra meat flavour and nutrition whenever you make rice/maccaroni/lentils/soup or any type of similar all-in-the-pan dish.
      - Bread is not essential, but flour is a great ally. With 1 big glass of water, 1 egg and three big spoonfuls of flour, you can make ten blins and fill them with whatever you have (I like putting a thin slice of cheese on them, plus whatever leftovers I have, rolling and heating them in a pan). No eggs, no problem. Flour + warm water + salt create flour tortitas (they're like little thick tortillas). You can fry them and use them as bread. 500g of flour will give you like 30 of these and as you can probably tell, they are quite filling, so if you live alone the best course is to make only the ones you'll consume in a day. During a really bad crisis in 2001, the whole country survived off these.

    • @xxx_putin_has_a_flaccid_pe5374
      @xxx_putin_has_a_flaccid_pe5374 2 роки тому +8

      It is literally double the cost now. That is fucking insane.

    • @claytonbro8789
      @claytonbro8789 2 роки тому +5

      Midwestern us expects you to be rich bruh that's why

    • @mellamojeff458
      @mellamojeff458 2 роки тому +4

      @@mustbetheSUN forgot to add that for red meat, the cheapest options is usually chuck area

  • @colnel1291
    @colnel1291 6 років тому +344

    Pro tip if you really only want to survive:
    Sleep trhough breakfast and go to bed before dinner. Drink as much water as you can to make sure you don't die.

    • @Pfirtzer
      @Pfirtzer 6 років тому +46

      What a nice life isn't it cheaper to lend a gun and buy 1 bullet, and get it over?

    • @derke123
      @derke123 6 років тому +11

      how would you sleep past breakfast if u go to bed before dinner

    • @Leo-ds7oj
      @Leo-ds7oj 6 років тому +9

      @@derke123 you would have hardly any energy seeing as you hardly eat.

    • @starsyasmine5982
      @starsyasmine5982 6 років тому

      @Overwhelmingly nyet only true VODKA allowed

    • @n1k985
      @n1k985 6 років тому

      Colnel I laughed way top hard at this

  • @finnwright6832
    @finnwright6832 3 роки тому +499

    I saw this video first when I was 15, saved it for later. Now I actually need this, thank you Boris :)

    • @R4hdoo07
      @R4hdoo07 2 роки тому +26

      Soon the whole world will need to see this.

    • @hmistry
      @hmistry 2 роки тому +9

      @@R4hdoo07 And you were right.

    • @R4hdoo07
      @R4hdoo07 2 роки тому +11

      @@hmistry We're not there yet but going fast.

    • @mincreftnooobplayer
      @mincreftnooobplayer Рік тому +2

      This is sad because i know damn well i will have to use it when i will get older.

    • @finnwright6832
      @finnwright6832 Рік тому +5

      @@mincreftnooobplayer good luck out there brother

  • @Babadook12
    @Babadook12 Рік тому +3

    I love how most of the stuff you cook is also in Latvia, since we are so close, it became like a tradition (atleast for me) to cook some of this at least once a week

  • @zemax0618
    @zemax0618 5 років тому +1144

    Bear grylls: i have survived in extreme conditions.
    Me: i have survived 4 weeks with only 50€
    Bear grylls: damn, mad respect dude

    • @Softpaw1996
      @Softpaw1996 5 років тому +17

      except Grylls drinks his own pee and eats insects found in the wild ;) so having the ability to buy stuff would be a luxury compared to what he is used to.

    • @zemax0618
      @zemax0618 5 років тому +7

      Give this kid an Oscar 🏆

    • @wolfmatic399
      @wolfmatic399 5 років тому +13

      @@Softpaw1996 dude dined nicely after shoots.

    • @lowspecde
      @lowspecde 5 років тому +11

      @@Softpaw1996 and he has 50 guys with mcdonalds and other luxury shit

    •  5 років тому +6

      @@Softpaw1996 Grylls spends the nights in a hotel.

  •  3 роки тому +929

    me: **czech angry noise when price of apples goes up again**

  • @jenna_maria
    @jenna_maria 5 років тому +302

    I just realized that, since I’m a tiny person, I could just use half of each meal shown and still survive. I’m the ultimate resource saver.

    • @kent67k
      @kent67k 5 років тому +24

      You would feel full, but your body will hate you for not getting enough foodstuffs in you. It will feel like you're always tired even though you slept for like half a day.

    • @dom3225
      @dom3225 5 років тому

      🥺

    • @Pocketdaemon
      @Pocketdaemon 5 років тому

      Same

    • @jesuschrist.6006
      @jesuschrist.6006 5 років тому +19

      @@veritas8598 if you are 6.9 you use your muscles to bring down boar from the woods of enemy capitalists

    • @overdosed5317
      @overdosed5317 4 роки тому

      Iam 160cm and 7 potatoes arent enough.

  • @micahschobey8228
    @micahschobey8228 2 місяці тому +3

    Coming back to these videos after years because economy sucks but Boris keeps me fed

  • @_madgames11_3
    @_madgames11_3 5 років тому +3368

    Everything is fun and laugh until you realize Narra’s comment was 2 weeks before the video release

  • @Distractionedm
    @Distractionedm 6 років тому +541

    While I was studying in college in 2016-17 I lived off 4-5 months with 5e per week, so 20e per month (except weekends when I went home)
    literally ate only ramen and buns

    • @TheLastHylianTitan
      @TheLastHylianTitan 6 років тому +103

      how are you still alive

    • @Distractionedm
      @Distractionedm 6 років тому +96

      no idea

    • @veturis3111
      @veturis3111 6 років тому +23

      How tf aren’t you dead yet

    • @najgauner
      @najgauner 6 років тому +54

      wtf in that conditions id rather go and rob stores

    • @solala1312
      @solala1312 6 років тому +27

      if I would be in that situation I would just steal no jokes. that is not okay, in no country.

  • @race-wm5sj
    @race-wm5sj 5 років тому +1421

    Give me $10 and I'll survive in Norway for 1 day...

    • @souleater8840
      @souleater8840 5 років тому +31

      Know that feeling...

    • @grimerPL
      @grimerPL 5 років тому +26

      Surviwed 2 days in Iceland on that.

    • @hadisefan9392
      @hadisefan9392 5 років тому +139

      race3002 in Switzerland u dont have a chance

    • @wladchk
      @wladchk 5 років тому +138

      Damn in ukraine i can survive one week + some money remains to buy vodka

    • @-RamosPrez2000
      @-RamosPrez2000 5 років тому +46

      From 10 usd you can buy a bottle of water XD

  • @williamlamonica-sleczkowsk97
    @williamlamonica-sleczkowsk97 Рік тому +2

    Grew up watching these videos in elementary school knowing I’d have to use them some day. Now I’m in my second year of uni glad I found this channel back when I did

  • @Ivo--
    @Ivo-- 6 років тому +281

    My suggestion for very cheap addition to this is tomato paste. Tomato paste and a splash of water = tomato sauce

    • @jotabeas22
      @jotabeas22 6 років тому +20

      spankmeister oil... Tomato paste and oil. Fry it a bit with a bayleaf and salt, and прнвет best taste

    • @SantiFiore
      @SantiFiore 6 років тому +23

      spankmeister No ketchup, *just sauce*

    • @quanganhvu6791
      @quanganhvu6791 6 років тому +8

      Tomato paste is a produkt of kapitalism. Get the fuck outta here u Western spy!

    • @berezker
      @berezker 6 років тому +4

      пиздец
      Tomato sauce is for western spy. Real slav make tomato sauce from real tomato at babushka's home

    • @CarlMarx
      @CarlMarx 6 років тому +3

      Add more water for soup