SURVIVAL ROUND - How to survive 4 weeks on 50€ ($60)

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  • Опубліковано 5 кві 2018
  • This is cooking on a budget. How to survive on a very low income.
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    Shopping list:
    1 cucumber (big one)
    7 apples (or other fruit that is cheap)
    500g macaroni (NOT INSTANT NOODLES)
    1 loaf of bread
    1kg oat flakes
    250g cheese (I suggest get more if you have enough money)
    5 onions
    5 carrots
    500g doctor's sausage (or other similar bologna etc)
    10 eggs
    butter
    10 potatos
    At start of next week, only buy things you ran out of. No point buying a warehouse of onions if you havent eaten them yet.
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  • @leinanightray4294
    @leinanightray4294 3 роки тому +6817

    "Mayonnaise will save you. Not from starvation, but from going crazy." True words...

  • @ryanlevin1912
    @ryanlevin1912 4 роки тому +18798

    This is like anti-clickbait, you read the title and expect just that, but you get so much more

  • @BWxEclipse
    @BWxEclipse Рік тому +1287

    “Or if eggs are expensive for some reason…”
    This aged like milk.

    • @ishaq_os
      @ishaq_os Рік тому +2

      😂😂

    • @dragoner3211
      @dragoner3211 Рік тому +11

      Context? Eggs arent that expensive here

    • @BWxEclipse
      @BWxEclipse Рік тому +83

      @@dragoner3211 they aren’t where I’m at either.
      But in the higher population parts of America they’ve skyrocketed.

    • @emmy6380
      @emmy6380 11 місяців тому +14

      Eggs here are like...4$. ik it's like 7-12 in other places

    • @TheWorldisaLIE2
      @TheWorldisaLIE2 11 місяців тому +6

      @@dragoner3211 also depends if you want organic eggs or gross gmo eggs

  • @vonyumyumcomix9318
    @vonyumyumcomix9318 2 роки тому +2325

    I introduced my husband (from Moscow) to buttered tortillas (I'm from Mexico City) and he has never been the same since. I swear at least 10% of his bodyweight is just that. Also, in the five years I have been married to that man, he has shown me more ways to cook potatoes than I ever could have imagined.

    • @milliemupurp3728
      @milliemupurp3728 2 роки тому +86

      That‘s so funny XD and sweet

    • @jessicah3450
      @jessicah3450 2 роки тому +111

      I grew up in Texas and didn't realize tortillas had calories until I was in my 30's. Not really, but it's so easy to eat 5 or 6 of them with dinner like it's nothing.

    • @doldemenshubarti8696
      @doldemenshubarti8696 2 роки тому +65

      @@jessicah3450 the amount of calories in tortilla shocked me. then I realized how dense it actually is and started eating naan instead

    • @trashcatt9442
      @trashcatt9442 Рік тому +15

      i'm from mexico city too, what are buttered tortillas?

    • @vonyumyumcomix9318
      @vonyumyumcomix9318 Рік тому +37

      @@trashcatt9442 I moved from Mexico city to Dallas, Texas (where I met my husband, there's people from all over in Dallas), I worked in a Panaderia/market making tortillas and I had discovered that Mexicans in Texas are a slightly different breed because they absolutely love putting butter on tortillas (corn or flour) as a snack as well as creating variations on our cultural classics, even creating "Texican" food. Or simply "Tex-mex". In fact, a wide variety of Texans love the buttered tortillas, not just Mexicans. I adopted it into my everyday life and soon I had my husband doing it after we met. I should have been more specific.

  • @StephenBaggett
    @StephenBaggett 3 роки тому +9128

    I unironically used this to survive a few weeks in my junior year of University.

    • @paracellgaming2665
      @paracellgaming2665 3 роки тому +814

      If youre ever o a tight budget get a loaf of bread, cheese that melts (not yellow cheese go to a mexican store and ask for 'quesillo') and get eggs...fry the eggs toast the bread and then put the egg on a piece of bread cut some strips from the cheese put them on the egg and then put the other piece ontop and then enjoy

    • @Skellington77
      @Skellington77 3 роки тому +269

      @@paracellgaming2665 Holy shit that works really well, ty for that advice :^)

    • @paracellgaming2665
      @paracellgaming2665 3 роки тому +60

      @@Skellington77 no problem

    • @blueant8150
      @blueant8150 3 роки тому +6

      And how was it?

    • @ithealsinreverse5958
      @ithealsinreverse5958 3 роки тому +77

      @@blueant8150 it keeps you alive

  • @user-zm5jh3vp7l
    @user-zm5jh3vp7l 4 роки тому +4583

    "𝙒𝙃𝙄𝙋 𝙊𝙐𝙏,
    𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓛𝓮𝓪𝓯."

  • @desol4584
    @desol4584 Рік тому +257

    I remember watching this videos for fun couple years back. Now when i live by myself i understand it much better.

    • @sammaxwell9963
      @sammaxwell9963 Рік тому +25

      Right? I was like this is an entertaining video a year ago but now I'm here with a notepad taking notes.

    • @zyriantel9601
      @zyriantel9601 7 днів тому

      Since having to go on food stamps, budget living videos like this have become my reality.
      Once you get used to the slim living, there’s a weird sense of fun to figuring out what strange amalgamation of a dish you can make with the random bits and bobs you have around the kitchen.

  • @leporellothegoldfinch
    @leporellothegoldfinch Рік тому +96

    This hits different after inflation hitting and now the cheapest option of all these ingredients being at least twice or three times as expensive in Europe...

    • @T0b3
      @T0b3 5 місяців тому +4

      Yeah this video aged like milk

  • @MidasButSilver
    @MidasButSilver 4 роки тому +3646

    "You can go three, five, maybe seven? Who will stop you?"
    *My budget*

  • @chunkymilk1288
    @chunkymilk1288 3 роки тому +7770

    “And no, frozen pizza is not a fruit”
    Boris knows his audience very well...

    • @LucksinRiver
      @LucksinRiver 3 роки тому +95

      Michelle obama says its a vegetable though....

    • @zacurrya9485
      @zacurrya9485 3 роки тому +57

      That is why he is my fave youtuber

    • @denodavito
      @denodavito 3 роки тому +39

      It's not? My whole life is a lie

    • @roninwandering
      @roninwandering 3 роки тому +8

      I was reading this right when he said it. Weird.

    • @ronin1915
      @ronin1915 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah, he does

  • @Vidchemy
    @Vidchemy Рік тому +329

    For those who are frequently on a tight budget, I suggest growing herbs like parsely, oregano, and chives to add variety to macaroni & potato dishes. If you can, buy a small head of cabbage, as cabbage helps keep hunger at bay.

    • @Rami366
      @Rami366 6 місяців тому +5

      Or if you have a babushka, you can ask her for assistance.

    • @lordjj2549
      @lordjj2549 6 місяців тому +6

      or steal from conveinently placed gardeners.

    • @Human-san
      @Human-san 4 місяці тому

      just steal from the store /s, the herbs don't have security tags

    • @Human-san
      @Human-san 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@lordjj2549 make sure you are not expecting a child anytime soon

    • @zyriantel9601
      @zyriantel9601 7 днів тому

      Joke’s on you, I work at a greenhouse that grows herbs and vegetables!
      I can just snag some tomatoes, cucumbers, thyme and basil from work in exchange for a tiny part of my paycheck, and I’m set!
      No bay leaves, though. The greenhouse isn’t blessed in that way. 😢

  • @errormythic
    @errormythic 4 місяці тому +29

    i love how every single time the stove is shown, the spilled ingredients are still there, so it just piles up throughout the video

  • @Tursiz
    @Tursiz 5 років тому +12240

    as someone who speaks Russian, it still took me a minute to realize he was speaking english

    • @AM-id5ry
      @AM-id5ry 5 років тому +337

      What did it sound like he was saying?

    • @Tursiz
      @Tursiz 5 років тому +1863

      @@AM-id5ry you know when you zone out but still kinda hear what's being said around you without really understanding anything? like that.

    • @maelstrom_8196
      @maelstrom_8196 5 років тому +348

      @H no shit Sherlock

    • @maelstrom_8196
      @maelstrom_8196 5 років тому +165

      @H are about to r/whoosh me or are you actually dumb?

    • @hunterlord7908
      @hunterlord7908 5 років тому +39

      Что то я не очень тебе верю....

  • @ComradePark
    @ComradePark 4 роки тому +3768

    "Two potatoes, three... Five... Maybe seven? Who will stop you?"
    My dead pancreas, Boris.

    • @HemmieHaru
      @HemmieHaru 4 роки тому +35

      T1d gang

    • @user-jj2jt5wb9e
      @user-jj2jt5wb9e 4 роки тому +76

      How can you call yourself as a cheeki-breeki man, if pancreas can stop you?!

    • @xFlared
      @xFlared 4 роки тому +140

      If you Russian your liver will fail far before your pancreas.

    • @user-ee4fh1ig1m
      @user-ee4fh1ig1m 4 роки тому +1

      @@user-jj2jt5wb9e It's literally impossible lol

    • @sassosasso505
      @sassosasso505 4 роки тому +9

      revive it like linchestein does, with vodka.

  • @Anticrisis_Arts
    @Anticrisis_Arts 2 роки тому +183

    For the tropical or latin fans, here is que aproximated equivalent.
    1 cucumber.
    7 bananas (or the cheapest fruit in your country)
    500g rice (or any cheap pasta)
    1 loaf of bread or 10 tortillas.
    1 kg oat flakes.
    250g cheese.
    5 onions.
    5 carrots.
    500g mortadella.
    10 eggs
    Butter.
    10 potatoes (can be replaced by chayotes or yuca)
    Pd (edit): I made this based on what we have in central america, If one thing is not cheap in your country, you can change it to something cheaper in your country.

    • @Andresalex4
      @Andresalex4 Рік тому +12

      As a venezuelan I approve of this comment

    • @andresiturbide816
      @andresiturbide816 8 місяців тому +2

      Bruh beans, tortillas and fruit is all you need

    • @BasedCroatia
      @BasedCroatia 6 місяців тому

      Mortadella is the most expensive thing you couldve said

    • @Jejaimes20
      @Jejaimes20 6 місяців тому +4

      @@BasedCroatia At least in Venezuela, what we call mortadella is basically what Boris called doctor sausage. It is actually cheap and definitely not what italians call mortadella.

    • @ggio9
      @ggio9 5 місяців тому +1

      i'm From martinique , caribbean here some
      Cucumber 1€ 1kg
      Green and Yello Banana 1€ 1kg
      Frozen Chicken is cheaper than eggs
      Pork is cheaper than sausage
      The others are the same

  • @4urawrkr2
    @4urawrkr2 8 місяців тому +26

    I always come back to this video during hard times, and his enthusiasm with only having the bare necessities really fills me with hope.

    • @dr.embersfield1551
      @dr.embersfield1551 2 місяці тому +2

      You can go a long way with just potatoes and onion.

  • @ahyan14
    @ahyan14 3 роки тому +2401

    For a while I thought I could understand Russian but then I realized he’s speaking English

  • @connorclemmons8698
    @connorclemmons8698 3 роки тому +3444

    Before COVID-19: Hah, this is funny...
    During COVID-19: Write that down, Write that down now!

  • @pavolp.6527
    @pavolp.6527 Рік тому +63

    2023: how to survive 2 weeks with 2000 euros

  • @godonline247
    @godonline247 7 місяців тому +17

    The first struggle meal video that actually helped me out 😂
    These other channels just try to show odd their pinterest cooking skills, this here is the real survival

  • @mandarin408
    @mandarin408 5 років тому +20931

    All jokes aside, this is not a bad tutorial to survive on some really tight budget.

    • @BRUHItsABunny
      @BRUHItsABunny 4 роки тому +252

      ikr

    • @eigengrau7698
      @eigengrau7698 4 роки тому +652

      Not in all regions of the world, but that definitely enlighten our mind

    • @SteveOnlin
      @SteveOnlin 4 роки тому +622

      @@eigengrau7698 Potato bread and butter are the ones that don't change in price that much

    • @Amghannam
      @Amghannam 4 роки тому +273

      Prices are way more expensive than that here in Belgium.. 1 cucumber is like 1+ euro, and 2 onions was 1 euro as well.. :/

    • @christrejoyes3542
      @christrejoyes3542 4 роки тому +15

      True

  • @MsLemon42
    @MsLemon42 3 роки тому +4862

    I’m a teacher now, and have a pretty solid life in terms of money. No kids, no more debt. But I grew up poor and was homeless after my military service, and I went back to university at that time, too. These recipes are near to my heart because I remember them fondly.
    I’m not a Slav, though, so Boris’ menu is a bit different...I had experimented with these in college, but for anyone who has an East/SE Asian or Polynesian upbringing, here are the changes I recommend:
    - packets of ramen, as cheap as possible, instead of macaroni
    - 1kg rice instead of oats
    - Spam instead of Doctor’s Sausage
    - garlic instead of onion (or whichever is cheaper)
    - mixed frozen vegetables (plain, no brand) instead of cucumber
    Meal Options (in addition to Boris’ fabulous suggestions):
    1. Veggie Ramen. Ramen packs are TWO servings. Use 1/2 noodle brick, 1/2 seasoning packet(s). Boil noodles. When almost cooked, add 1 handful of frozen vegetables. Add seasoning packet, add 1 egg, mix well. Enjoy.
    2. Use leftover cooked rice. Add garlic/onion and cubed Spam to a pan. Cook until heated through. Add cooked rice. Mix well. Season with soy sauce to taste. Optional: add chopped carrot and/or egg
    3. Spam Sandwich. Similar to butterbrod, only you use a fried slice of Spam instead of Doctor’s Sausage.

    • @faridahayuideris3574
      @faridahayuideris3574 3 роки тому +41

      Thx

    • @jacku6193
      @jacku6193 3 роки тому +196

      Thank you for sharing although I hope I never have to use those recipes

    • @aidenorpington4637
      @aidenorpington4637 3 роки тому +28

      @@jacku6193 same

    • @juanamado8285
      @juanamado8285 3 роки тому +34

      Thank You , i want to do a comment like this in the future but argentina edition (Aka poor country edition)

    • @agostinaalegre7734
      @agostinaalegre7734 3 роки тому +20

      @@juanamado8285 Quizás te cause gracia, pero con una palabra te lo resumo: ñoquis. Que, según dicen, tienen su origen en que a fin de mes estás pelado y te sobra papa y harina, de ahí la tradición de comer ñoquis los 29 de cada mes ¿Viste que Boris dijo que si no tenés harina a fin de mes es que tenés que revisar como haces las compras o algo así? Además muestra mucho la papa, si no tenés, zapallo y así. Del guiso o ensalada que te sobraron hacés torrejas y así.

  • @OnlyAiris
    @OnlyAiris 2 роки тому +103

    For people who also need to live on tight budget, I have one word: rice.
    Rice shouldn't be a boring cold white short grain rice, you can eat rice almost everyday and a big 5-10kg packet costs about 11-13€.

    • @BLACKFLAME4941
      @BLACKFLAME4941 2 роки тому +11

      funny thing with rice isnt it. the 5-10kg cost a bit more here, BUT lets not forget that 10kg rice turns into 20-25kg rice if introduced to water and heat. so yeah lots to eat for fairly cheap!

    • @cassualtea2040
      @cassualtea2040 Рік тому +18

      As an Asian person I approve. But also keep in mind that rice expands when you use it.
      Other than that it is versatile, growing up Filipino, it can be anything from a meal filler to a nice morning porridge or even a vessel with which to consume condensed milk.
      And lets not forget that leftover rice can always be fried up with salt and garlic.

    • @Crazy_Neighbor
      @Crazy_Neighbor Рік тому +4

      @@cassualtea2040 potato tastes better

    • @nursenaceylan3706
      @nursenaceylan3706 Рік тому +5

      also you can add chicken, cow meat, tuna or any other fish, carrot or peas so you wont eat the same rice every day. (p.s. cook the rice with chicken broth)

  • @LuvBugBlaqkHart
    @LuvBugBlaqkHart 2 роки тому +15

    1:26 the sausage slowly sliding down the plate really got me 😂

  • @ethanowen6670
    @ethanowen6670 6 років тому +2492

    Normal person: oh no I'm out of food and money
    Gopnik: I KNOW A GUY

    • @bartjoboy
      @bartjoboy 6 років тому +45

      YOU CALL BABOESJKA A GUY?

    • @magma2680
      @magma2680 6 років тому +4

      fake, the Gopnik is the guy who know's what's up.

    • @acewretched4535
      @acewretched4535 5 років тому +4

      Gopnik: Я знаю парня

    • @hunterlord7908
      @hunterlord7908 5 років тому +4

      И парень тот- бабушка

    • @catnibba3566
      @catnibba3566 5 років тому +9

      *whispers* my weekly allowance is 20€

  • @Varyanthecrazy
    @Varyanthecrazy 4 роки тому +1689

    "Be sure not to waste money on things like bottled water"
    And with this Boris just brought one of the most obvious wastes of money and resources in the western world, thank you

    • @jonboy318ownzatDO
      @jonboy318ownzatDO 4 роки тому +113

      I never understood why people buy bottled water. We pay for water in our house already

    • @ZlaBarbika
      @ZlaBarbika 4 роки тому +113

      There are some countries that don't have drinking tap water for example Greece it always confused me how my shithole of a country does that better than the EU

    • @LokevaLoke
      @LokevaLoke 4 роки тому +122

      I lived by the sea in developped country and water was yellow... Its a fucking waste of money, but its either bottled or I'll be drinking pee colored water

    • @Varyanthecrazy
      @Varyanthecrazy 4 роки тому +52

      @@LokevaLoke That's really sad. I remember Madrid where tap water tasted like chlorine

    • @LokevaLoke
      @LokevaLoke 4 роки тому +26

      @@Varyanthecrazy ah yea... It's the same here in france and it has gas(?) In it... It tastes so weird i had to switch to bottled water once more

  • @noname_9416
    @noname_9416 Рік тому +18

    I love this! most "cheap cooking" videos are way too expensive for me to even consider, but this really helped

  • @peacfulgoose8706
    @peacfulgoose8706 2 роки тому +20

    Little recommendation for the egg on toast thing, if you have extra meat from ham to sea food you should add a bit of it on the toast for even more protein and it tastes pretty good

  • @Starcather303
    @Starcather303 4 роки тому +1721

    "AND WHIP OUT..."
    "the b a y l e a f "

    • @andresoreamuno1044
      @andresoreamuno1044 4 роки тому +18

      The almighty b a y l e a f

    • @RakRescue
      @RakRescue 4 роки тому +5

      The TRUE mvp of any slav food

    • @frij539
      @frij539 4 роки тому +7

      And whip out....
      The Sausage.

    • @ants621
      @ants621 4 роки тому +5

      @@frij539 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @MoltenLqva
      @MoltenLqva 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

  • @panparuwa5327
    @panparuwa5327 5 років тому +3357

    Boris pls budget living tutorial 2019 basic edition

  • @Cherry-bq4oh
    @Cherry-bq4oh Рік тому +6

    Boris, I can't thank you enough! I've only recently got into cooking and am not very confident, but I made the Macaroni you suggested and it was delicious, I got it right first try! Thank you!

  • @pensmith
    @pensmith 2 роки тому +5

    Hungry in the middle of the night and youtube recommends a slice of Boris' kitchen. Perfection.

  • @tezla6332
    @tezla6332 4 роки тому +2858

    Boris:”boom”
    His subtitles: “Reactor 4 going critical”

    • @navycalvin9337
      @navycalvin9337 4 роки тому +52

      not good not terrible

    • @gertrummo9007
      @gertrummo9007 4 роки тому +16

      :D I'd be surprised if reactor number 4 doesn't go critical at all :D

    • @brandonbrown6922
      @brandonbrown6922 4 роки тому +28

      @@gertrummo9007 Well of course it's going to go critical, it's supposed to. That's when it's working at max efficiency.
      Now, uncontrollably SUPER-critical, OTOH, well...

    • @ok-tp7eo
      @ok-tp7eo 4 роки тому +1

      bom

    • @4Sky1
      @4Sky1 4 роки тому +1

      Lol I was about to say it 😂

  • @kshitij6284
    @kshitij6284 4 роки тому +2456

    Well, this has aged well i suppose..

    • @squirrelguy2195
      @squirrelguy2195 4 роки тому +82

      The Slav King prepared us well!

    • @RandomGuy-ej9gr
      @RandomGuy-ej9gr 4 роки тому +24

      Why, you suffering from bullshit virus?

    • @stalememe4763
      @stalememe4763 3 роки тому +73

      @@RandomGuy-ej9gr are you serious? This would be hilarious if it weren't so sad

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 3 роки тому +14

      Bring broke is an issue alot of people deal with across time

    • @nikolaj7309
      @nikolaj7309 3 роки тому +2

      I watch this for school very nice

  • @LillithineLair666
    @LillithineLair666 Рік тому +5

    this is the kind of video that brightens my life, extremely intelligent and well thought out ideas/advice,wrapped in a shell of pleasing humour and personality to make it go down a lot better, important when it comes to surviving on the cheap ^-^

  • @leme686
    @leme686 10 місяців тому +7

    "If eggs are expensive for some reason, maybe chicken is endangered species in your area" the foreshadowing.....

  • @thulx3997
    @thulx3997 4 роки тому +1835

    "If it say *_"ИДИ НАХУЙ"_* then it is probably not done"
    -Boris, 2018

    • @SkarletShadows
      @SkarletShadows 4 роки тому +9

      im new here and I don't speak Russian nor do i wanna google translate that cus im lazy and im here already. what does it mean?

    • @SkarletShadows
      @SkarletShadows 4 роки тому +4

      @@limelemon4905 ah, okay lol

    • @ShirakamiKaiser
      @ShirakamiKaiser 4 роки тому +7

      your comment can click "shows more" but it actually shows nothing

    • @aprilhardy01
      @aprilhardy01 4 роки тому +7

      You can't have the potatoes yelling at you while you're eating them

    • @B3Band
      @B3Band 4 роки тому +5

      Literally "go to a dick" but yeah basically fuck off

  • @certifiedrat863
    @certifiedrat863 5 років тому +2492

    Boris: But imagine Babushka did not make jam...
    Me: *Confused Screaming*

  • @LunringNassar
    @LunringNassar Рік тому +2

    This video made me sympathize my college friends from outside the city living on dorms, you got the school stress, being away from your family, and having to do all cooking and stuff by yourself, and getting sick without a shoulder to lie on is just, hard.

  • @enzostanful
    @enzostanful 18 днів тому

    Checked out this video and used it as a guideline while studying. Saved me some pocket money and taught me a thing or two about cooking. Thanks Boris!

  • @Helman114
    @Helman114 3 роки тому +3293

    "And no; frozen pizza is not a fruit."
    *feel slightly attacked*

    • @kn1ght128
      @kn1ght128 3 роки тому +37

      'Murica 0

    • @florianreuter8178
      @florianreuter8178 2 роки тому +8

      i feel you bro

    • @alimohsin496
      @alimohsin496 2 роки тому +4

      Ok.

    • @walterloehrmann5213
      @walterloehrmann5213 2 роки тому +41

      Wasn't Pizza classified as a "vegetable" a few years back so the industry could keep seeling it to schools?

    • @iskamag
      @iskamag 2 роки тому +26

      @@walterloehrmann5213 murica moment

  • @Maschinensatan
    @Maschinensatan 3 роки тому +996

    "Sometimes you have potatoes, sometimes you got eggs but always you got pisdec" is very poetic and also true. Boris is a modern russian philosoph

    • @thatcanuck5670
      @thatcanuck5670 3 роки тому +19

      Dostoevsky reincarnated

    • @nvgboiyes6386
      @nvgboiyes6386 3 роки тому +13

      No it’s because babushka taught him how to cook Soviet style

    • @xEroxSennin
      @xEroxSennin 2 роки тому +3

      I disagree, u dont get pizdiec that often if youre single

  • @archeacnos
    @archeacnos Рік тому +10

    Lmao, I'm gonna study mechatronics from 2026 to 2029, I guess I will relate to this person, and will have to remember that video

  • @Babadook12
    @Babadook12 6 місяців тому +2

    I love how most of the stuff you cook is also in Latvia, since we are so close, it became like a tradition (atleast for me) to cook some of this at least once a week

  • @chassityprinsley4204
    @chassityprinsley4204 3 роки тому +2224

    I am fluent in both English and Russian but still have to read nearly every subtitle, the accent game is as strong as ded’s vishnevka

    • @NuLiForm
      @NuLiForm 3 роки тому +20

      ..i don't need the subs...wish there was a way to turn em off..

    • @sandvijj02
      @sandvijj02 3 роки тому +40

      Would you say his accent is on point?

    • @chassityprinsley4204
      @chassityprinsley4204 3 роки тому +69

      @@sandvijj02 absoFUCKINGlutely

    • @bipka6930
      @bipka6930 3 роки тому +1

      дедовская вишнёвка? что?

    • @TK--ho7bh
      @TK--ho7bh 3 роки тому

      I dont

  • @k1ruki197
    @k1ruki197 4 роки тому +2682

    "Evry slav know at least 10 ways how to use potato "
    Me laughing and knowing 50 ways

    • @yakobsoulstorm5187
      @yakobsoulstorm5187 4 роки тому +129

      The ones who know only 10 are spies who have spent too much time in the capitalist West.

    • @LedoCool1
      @LedoCool1 4 роки тому +59

      10 ways is when the slav is born and level 1. When he gets to level 20 it is grown exponentially. You can even use it for pranks.

    • @Banshee_Null
      @Banshee_Null 4 роки тому +13

      Laughs in croat* i know 53

    • @natebyrd2078
      @natebyrd2078 4 роки тому +12

      Laughs in Gaelic i know55

    • @SourGummiWyrm69
      @SourGummiWyrm69 4 роки тому +4

      give us the top 3

  • @Chatty713
    @Chatty713 7 місяців тому +1

    I watch random vids while drawing/studying and I was very surprised to find this actually helpful. Very good video and quite helpful

  • @anastasiatano4461
    @anastasiatano4461 3 місяці тому +7

    Me pulling this up in america in 2024 this recession is no joke🥲

  • @torixx9851
    @torixx9851 4 роки тому +502

    "You see, salt will give taste but pepper will SAVE you" - is one of the most accurate things

    • @Hardstyleeerrr
      @Hardstyleeerrr 4 роки тому +1

      What does this mean lol

    • @lukijanbugarski3476
      @lukijanbugarski3476 4 роки тому +15

      @@Hardstyleeerrr Because you will get sick of eating the same food without the pepper

    • @Hardstyleeerrr
      @Hardstyleeerrr 4 роки тому +2

      @@lukijanbugarski3476 Im fat and I dont really get bored of the same food I guess lol

  • @hubertgatete4281
    @hubertgatete4281 4 роки тому +734

    7:08 " The trick is to fool your brain that you are actually eating different things,even if it's the same stuff every week"

    • @henrycooper3431
      @henrycooper3431 4 роки тому +43

      Thats the true , you are fooling what you think is just a part of you but it actually you

    • @pixiniarts
      @pixiniarts 4 роки тому +10

      This is why I always have Italian mixed herbs, curry and chilli powder, paprika and Cajun spices. When I was broke these saved my sanity... Well that and a jar of pesto.

  • @annikaukkonen
    @annikaukkonen Рік тому +6

    В магазинах типа "Светофор" 5 кг макарон стоит менее 100р , так же 1кг овсянки стоит рублей 20 , овсянка богата белком (13г/100г) , лучше решение. Так же , бюджетным вариантом является перловка и пшено. Буханка хлеба стоит дешевле, если покупать вчерашнюю в пекарне , разрезаете на кусочки, кидаете в морозилку, перед употреблением 30с в микроволновке, вуаля, свежий хлеб на вашем столе! В магните часто бывают скидки на сосиски и колбасы, полкило категории Б можно захапать меньше чем за 100р. Закупаете картошку, морковь и фрукты в сезон(середина осени) , оставляете на балконе, прекрасно продержатся несколько месяцев, крайние меры- разграбить заброшенную дачу, малина, смородина, яблоки и много чего вкусного БЕСПЛАТНО

  • @funyannyan1414
    @funyannyan1414 Рік тому +1

    This saved me a lot boris. Especially the mayonez. I buy it on weekly basis and when the food does not taste good, I always add up the mayonez as you said and the flavor is now better. Thank you boriz. I always remember the mayonez to buy on my tight budget every week of $10 or less.

  • @alexg.7913
    @alexg.7913 4 роки тому +850

    Even without having watched this video, my Slavic roots helped me survive on less than $5 per week in America last summer and I cooked the near exact same things. I also suggest boiling chicken thighs (the cheapest) and making soup from the broth and adding the meat to the pan with beans, macaroni and eggs. One package lasted me 2-3 weeks. American grape jelly with powder sugar is cheap and goes well with plain bread. Milk, bananas and sugar in blender make a good healthy meal for when the American capitalists don't give you a break and you have to drink your lunch. And it is true you will go crazy without seasoning.
    Also if you work in a restaurant, don't be afraid to let your Slavic roots show and scrounge up as much leftover food from the tables as possible. Make friends with kitchen staff and you get free fries at least once a day, saving you a meal.

    • @Harshhaze
      @Harshhaze 4 роки тому +51

      If you work fast food, you might be able to steal chicken nuggets

    • @thaliacrafts407
      @thaliacrafts407 4 роки тому +26

      If you can afford it, add a single anchovy to the soup. It will melt away and boost the savoury flavor of the chicken

    • @badomen6172
      @badomen6172 4 роки тому +17

      Holy shit, $5 per WEEK in AMERICA? How the fuck, lmao

    • @meinfisch2056
      @meinfisch2056 4 роки тому +12

      *mama blyat $5 per week*

    • @bhpowerup
      @bhpowerup 4 роки тому +15

      How the FUCK did you do that. Fuckin grape over hear is like 5 to 8 over here in Cali.

  • @mambe4349
    @mambe4349 3 роки тому +3498

    It's amazing how he makes his videos chaotic and fun but still somehow informative.

    • @guardsmanlars6797
      @guardsmanlars6797 2 роки тому +18

      Indeed it is comrade

    • @veenibik336
      @veenibik336 2 роки тому +33

      And realistic, still i hope anyone who was in this stage are able to get a better life soon. While im just about to go into this stage

    • @fabiel764
      @fabiel764 2 роки тому +8

      @@veenibik336 damn man i wish you luck, since i am also about to go into this stage

    • @abdiabdi3225
      @abdiabdi3225 2 роки тому +2

      @@fabiel764 same

    • @real9831
      @real9831 2 роки тому +3

      this is not chaotic this is certified russian moment

  • @13lackout360
    @13lackout360 Рік тому +3

    That potato hash is legendary. You can do potatoes, any meat, and any vegetables, and BOOM. Dinner.
    You can serve it right from the pan to reduce cleanup, scale it up easily to feed more people with more potatoes. Heck, swap the skillet for a stew pot and add some broth and you can probably get a nice soup going. In fact I think I will try that this winter.

  • @_madgames11_3
    @_madgames11_3 4 роки тому +3365

    Everything is fun and laugh until you realize Narra’s comment was 2 weeks before the video release

  • @sierrapickering8408
    @sierrapickering8408 3 роки тому +2601

    Legit have to do this every month cause money's been tight since the pandemic started and I lost my job. With rent and all the other bills we have to pay, my SO and I hardly have money for groceries. Boris has legit helped us get through this pandemic with his budget living videos.

    • @Mothlord03
      @Mothlord03 2 роки тому +94

      I'm sorry that is happening to you two. I hope your situation gets better soon

    • @lightblue254
      @lightblue254 2 роки тому +61

      All the power to you and your SO, fellow cyka.

    • @martinmccarthy3675
      @martinmccarthy3675 2 роки тому +36

      Wish your two the best and keep looking up opportunity always presents itself to those who look.

    • @wtpp3777
      @wtpp3777 Рік тому +4

      God bless you and your SO

    • @bradman7281
      @bradman7281 Рік тому +6

      How are you doing now?

  • @Taiki11
    @Taiki11 6 місяців тому +1

    wow... my comment 5 years ago is still there 🤣 I'm glad your still making videos Boris. Very nostalgic. Best Teacher ever :D!

  • @csanadmate-fesus4020
    @csanadmate-fesus4020 6 місяців тому +1

    Tavaris you can not imagine how big help this video was, thank you!

  • @alexutz987
    @alexutz987 3 роки тому +1690

    Living on a tight budget is how I learned to spice everything. Now everyone asks me what's my secret to amazing recipes. Poverty is not a sentence it's life's tutorial on hard.

    • @andretyroneii941
      @andretyroneii941 3 роки тому +31

      My thang is too boil pasta with shitload of tomato paste and onion. Best shit i can do

    • @polarisation
      @polarisation 3 роки тому +41

      @@andretyroneii941 put some meat in and pepper and you've got yourself one hell of a spaghet

    • @marcus6138
      @marcus6138 3 роки тому +2

      amen

    • @francoischalifoux3470
      @francoischalifoux3470 3 роки тому +67

      My GF is Hungarian and showed me how to use glorious PAPRIKA to spice everything, I mean everything, I'm at the point where I snort it

    • @LadyInked
      @LadyInked 3 роки тому +8

      @@francoischalifoux3470 From a galician, put it on octopus with a bit of oil and thank me later

  • @brennenderopa
    @brennenderopa 6 років тому +2585

    Best trick: Go to your parents house, steal all the food. Your mum will not mind, your dad will not notice. Go to grandparents house, get gifted with all the jam. Done.

    • @yummyramen2821
      @yummyramen2821 6 років тому +236

      Actually . I did the grandma part.. she gave me 200 bucks and i was saved lmao

    • @ereniacastellan4587
      @ereniacastellan4587 6 років тому +119

      The big problem for me is my parents living like far away from me, when I was so tight on budget and how could i afford plane ticket lol

    • @Gryxll
      @Gryxll 6 років тому +22

      dead

    • @LeOssiTrollterrible
      @LeOssiTrollterrible 6 років тому +102

      Annabeth CSTLN you just tell your parents what your up to and let yourself be adopted by local parents then switch back families once the budget is better
      Problem solved

    • @maarcislv
      @maarcislv 6 років тому +56

      Lol, if I asked my grandma for a help, she'd call me a peace of shit, who left school and is living like a hobo and I should just go drink bleach, because I'm a dissapointment to life. In fact, I have a work and I'm returning to studies this september, I just paused, not left. Still, she's a wicked witch lol, not a typical grandparents example

  • @williamlamonica-sleczkowsk97
    @williamlamonica-sleczkowsk97 8 місяців тому +1

    Grew up watching these videos in elementary school knowing I’d have to use them some day. Now I’m in my second year of uni glad I found this channel back when I did

  • @shane0clock716
    @shane0clock716 2 роки тому +1

    No matter how many times I watch this one it never gets old.

  • @narraclamborg5902
    @narraclamborg5902 6 років тому +3842

    Oy blin!

    • @flak8950
      @flak8950 6 років тому +258

      well i hope you will survive

    • @narraclamborg5902
      @narraclamborg5902 6 років тому +540

      Still got 10 euros, going strong.

    • @nikoskoumparos1109
      @nikoskoumparos1109 6 років тому +51

      Good luck , nahui

    • @bondedbybud1151
      @bondedbybud1151 6 років тому +70

      I have an idea for like 1-2 euro. Get some cheap pastet and some cheap bread, put pastet on bread and eat

    • @horspielfan6741
      @horspielfan6741 6 років тому +33

      Blin, good luck comrade!

  • @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
    @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger 3 роки тому +1264

    If you live in the US I have some suggestions
    -Dry beans, peas, lentils. Dollar store tastes the same as name brand. 1lb = $1. Soak some overnight and they'll be ready to cook for the following day, rotate out as you use them.
    -Rice, same deal, $1 = 1lb. Wash and drain if you want individual grains, dont wish if you want the rice softer/more starchy.
    -Canned chicken, treet (like spam but more like bologna), canned beef, pork, or tuna - $1. Drain and either reserve water or throw it out; the liquid is full of salt and fats so it can be cooked in for stronger flavor/saving on salt, or you can get rid of it and not worry about it.
    -Canned, fresh, or frozen vegetables of your choice. Canned will be between 50 cents and $1 per can, fresh is usually based on weight, frozen is most expensive at around $2 per pound on the low end.
    -Walmart Great Value pasta. Get only as many as you plan on eating; for me pasta gets old fast so just one will do in my case for a 2 week period. Each container is about $1
    -Knorr stock cubes. These sell for about $1 for a pack of 8 to 12 in the hispanic food aisle. GET THEM. These open up the world of soups and stews and cut down on costs of seasonings, you ALWAYS want to have these in your cabinet. They last indefinitely.
    -Potatoes from walmart; buy individually if they cost by how many you get and are relatively cheap, but by the bag if it's by weight (bag is usually better deal in that scenario. Do the math to be certain)
    -Eggs, a carton of 12 is around $2 to $3.
    -Small bag of flour or can of cornstarch. $1 or $2, you dont need a lot. Used for thickening.
    -A couple 1/2 cans of great value tomato paste/sauce run about $0.25 per can so pick up a few of these.
    With all these you should be relatively safe for about two weeks tops depending on your consumption.
    ***rice and beans are a good go-to meal, throw in a can of chicken and you can last two meals easily
    ***Potatoes, veggies, canned meat, knorr cube, and some water, some flour or cornstarch will make meat and veggies in gravy. Serve over rice and you can extend it further (like plov... _only is not_ .)
    ***Spaghetti with canned meat and veggies will last you a couple meals
    ***hashbrowns and eggs
    ***quartered potato wedges (Slice potato into 1/4ths or even 1/8ths, toss with salt pepper and oil, bake until blistered golden brown) and fried spam/treet
    ***mashed potato with meat gravy (saute canned meat WITH juices, season, flour/cornstarch)
    ***stew (meat, veggies, potato, stock cube, beans, flour/cornstarch, tomato paste)
    PS. Always buy your spices at the dollar store or in the hispanic food aisles. These are generally the cheapest places to buy as they're not packaged in glass or name-brand. The quality doesn't really suffer and you can get a lot for not much money: Cayenne, cumin, bay leaves, mexican oregano, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, the list goes on. Spices will last you quite awhile and through multiple meals so definitely get these when you can - herbs and spices can make a sad meal into a delicious one, UTILIZE THEM
    PS.S. A bottle of hot sauce and a bottle of vinegar are also good to have on hand. For vinegar I'd say apple cider is safest; sour but mild, it adds acidity without being too strong. You can easily over do white vinegar but apple cider is more forgiving.
    If you oversalt food, potatoes can balance it out - that or dilute with more water.

    • @watchmedothings6250
      @watchmedothings6250 2 роки тому +51

      God bless your soul. You will save countless bellies from starvation 🙏

    • @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
      @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger 2 роки тому +35

      @@watchmedothings6250 I've been considering doing a limited-budget cooking series for some time, maybe some day I'll follow through.
      I like to think food is something everyone should be able to enjoy and share with others; if something I know can help someone else's dollar go farther and thus make their life a bit easier, I'm happy to share.

    • @lightblue254
      @lightblue254 2 роки тому +14

      @@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger PLEASE DO THAT SERIES! I am going to subscribe and turn on notificationss

    • @theswarmsquad3606
      @theswarmsquad3606 2 роки тому +2

      Thanks bro

    • @tiburciodelfinoacostaymanj5217
      @tiburciodelfinoacostaymanj5217 2 роки тому +5

      Yes! It is the same in the Americas, just halved prices haha. Actually, beans and rice (or other cereals) increase in volume when cooked, can be bought by the bulk (sack) for a discount, and in combination make for a complete protein, with fiber. Essentially, they are awesome as a filler, accompanying a meat dish and making it last longer haha. Totally recommended.
      _EDIT_ : I forgot to mention: *_slow cooker_* . This is the cheapest version of a robot chef. It will make you save *money* AND *time* . Now you may go surviving.

  • @VorynDagoth
    @VorynDagoth 3 місяці тому +7

    Can we get 2024 version?

  • @DarrenStortz
    @DarrenStortz 9 місяців тому +1

    Show Boris we still are watching these videos in current year. I've made pelmeni and kvass multiple times following his recipes!!

  • @1Ceslovas
    @1Ceslovas 4 роки тому +111

    Despite the comedic tone of the video, this is actually a legit guide on how not to starve on tight budget.
    Thank you, Boris.

    • @mrn234
      @mrn234 3 роки тому +2

      idk what people are buying but in my family we lived off 150€ for 3 people per month (Germany)

    • @ursus4886
      @ursus4886 3 роки тому

      @@mrn234 Hello
      Can you please give me the shopping list ? :)

    • @burakyavuz7261
      @burakyavuz7261 3 роки тому

      Wotans Krieger In Turkey with 150₺ you can buy 2 kgs of minced meat...

  • @kooroshrostami27
    @kooroshrostami27 3 роки тому +938

    My neighbour is a Russian girl who cooks a bigass pot carrots and potatoes twice a week, no joke. It's like dirt cheap, those 2x2 pots last her a week and the cost is I believe less than 4€ a week. I live in Germany, you can buy a sack of potatoes for under 2€, carrots are pretty much the same. She looks alive and well, she still got all her hair, nails and teeth at least and while she is thin, she doesn't look starved.

    • @user-lt6ve9ns4d
      @user-lt6ve9ns4d 3 роки тому +90

      I do this but with potato, onion, rice, and dried lentil (for protein). Costs maybe $20/mo CAD. When you're student, I recommend eating a lot of potato (with the skin for fibre), and lentil for protein (cheaper than egg)

    • @kooroshrostami27
      @kooroshrostami27 3 роки тому +38

      @@user-lt6ve9ns4d That works, onion 🌰 are also dirt cheap. Rice also cheap but where I live I believe potatoes are still a lot cheaper. A lot cheaper than bread actually, 🥕 and 🌰 are as well. Just get grain products like pasta, bread, rice full grain, full grain products actually have a significant amount of protein, like up to 10% and also rich on vitamins and fibres.

    • @user-lt6ve9ns4d
      @user-lt6ve9ns4d 3 роки тому +31

      @@kooroshrostami27 rice, potatoes, and pasta are much healthier than bread, and the first two are also cheaper, so I avoid buying bread. If you make it at home it's much healthier, but still not as good as potato. Potato is the healthiest carb bc it has almost everything the body needs.

    • @Anvilshock
      @Anvilshock 2 роки тому +66

      So, when's you two's marriage?

    • @ALECCHINJOEYI
      @ALECCHINJOEYI 2 роки тому +24

      @@Anvilshock mans asking the real question

  • @omgnoi
    @omgnoi 6 місяців тому +8

    Now do it with inflation now

  • @derpanzermacher9094
    @derpanzermacher9094 Рік тому +8

    1:35 If eggs are expensive for some reason- Boris predicted the eggs price crisis of 2023

  • @dankpepe2110
    @dankpepe2110 4 роки тому +686

    As an Asian following tight budget (because of quarantine) I just bought 20kgs of rice, a bunch of bottle of soy sauce and oil, a dozen of eggs and some onion chives and thats how I survive for almost a week now. Lol.

    • @hawktalon7890
      @hawktalon7890 3 роки тому +60

      Also Asian, can confirm rice, soy sauce, and chives save lives.

    • @ExcuseMe881
      @ExcuseMe881 3 роки тому +11

      I don’t think I’ve ever not eaten rice

    • @lynx3947
      @lynx3947 3 роки тому +9

      rice eggs chives and soy sauce will save you

    • @tulenich9948
      @tulenich9948 3 роки тому +10

      russians were buying lots of гречка

    • @spets234
      @spets234 3 роки тому +1

      @@tulenich9948 And rice

  • @DexholderMark
    @DexholderMark 3 роки тому +532

    The running gag of sticking knife into potato and it replying with: "IDI NAHUI!" always gets me!

    • @DwHockey68
      @DwHockey68 2 роки тому +9

      What does idi nahui mean?

    • @CreeperShorts
      @CreeperShorts 2 роки тому +26

      ​@@DwHockey68 Im not a russian, but I hear this phrase often, like once a week. basically "go fuck yourself" if localized. but it can also means "get the hell out of here" or "get the fuck out of here", just more vulgar.

    • @Miiksen
      @Miiksen 2 роки тому +16

      @@DwHockey68 a friend told me it means "eat shit"

    • @dusansubotic6502
      @dusansubotic6502 2 роки тому +9

      it means go f*ck yourself, literal translation is "go on a d*ck".

    • @PC_Simo
      @PC_Simo 2 роки тому +3

      @@DwHockey68 It literally means: ”Go to d*ck!” (if I’m correct); but, localized, it means: ”Go f*ck yourself!”, as others have pointed out.

  • @robknight666
    @robknight666 2 роки тому +1

    That was honestly very helpfull.
    Thank you Boris

  • @nasalekausalitat
    @nasalekausalitat 5 місяців тому +3

    Looking at those prices with the inflation going on right now just makes me fell sad. Good old memories

  • @jtk5458
    @jtk5458 4 роки тому +2369

    Boris: * Puts mayonez on pasta *
    Italians: *YOU MAMA'D YOUR LAST MIA!!*

    • @cheesefart570
      @cheesefart570 4 роки тому +45

      Blyat no u

    • @LTG550
      @LTG550 4 роки тому +19

      Fuck off

    • @maxpanich8634
      @maxpanich8634 4 роки тому +96

      Boris kitchen is out side Italians’s jurisdiction

    • @alessiom3859
      @alessiom3859 4 роки тому +75

      We already died when he put pasta in cold water

    • @nowaydude4283
      @nowaydude4283 4 роки тому +2

      Lol boris can do whatever he want for Entertainment purpose 😂

  • @akuthegreat3490
    @akuthegreat3490 3 роки тому +322

    Me 2 years ago: nice video I might try some for fun
    Me in 2020: *THIS IS FINE DINING*

    • @enonsages
      @enonsages 3 роки тому +9

      I also tried this man , first I was like : Hah , this is funny , but I may not need it in the future
      Also me 2 years ago after loosing 75% of my money on slots machines : Well... I guess we have to try this out if I want to survive

  • @TheAndroid3k
    @TheAndroid3k Рік тому +2

    We need more of this, in days like this.

  • @katc9685
    @katc9685 Рік тому +2

    Had me dying at the oatmeal 'you know it’s done when it looks like someone sneezed in your pot very hard'. I had to stop the video to compose myself. Inexplicably, I then watched that part again and was laughing so hard I was crying and had to stop the video again. Boris taught me cooking videos could be hilarious.

  • @rubenderegge8198
    @rubenderegge8198 5 років тому +650

    A UA-camr who cares about his audience? Never change Boris!

    • @zendraw3468
      @zendraw3468 5 років тому +5

      this is how slavs are

    • @KardyVFX
      @KardyVFX 5 років тому +5

      this is how slavs are

    • @iamstd2
      @iamstd2 5 років тому +5

      this is how slavs are

    • @tincantony985
      @tincantony985 5 років тому +4

      This is how slavs are

    • @MrKW420
      @MrKW420 5 років тому +4

      this is how slavs are

  • @user-ji5ex1ih3p
    @user-ji5ex1ih3p 6 років тому +325

    "Sometimes there is eggs, sometimes there is cheese, but there is always... some Pizdec" - Boris

    • @shieet
      @shieet 6 років тому +5

      Анастасия омлет это пиздец

    • @xchainsawx
      @xchainsawx 6 років тому +11

      Boiling potatoes takes some time so if potatoes says IDI NAHUI then are not done

    • @sandakureva
      @sandakureva 4 роки тому

      I feel that.

  • @JavierB1988
    @JavierB1988 2 роки тому +4

    Hot tip!
    If you're willing to sacrifice one egg and you have vegetable oil then you can make your own mayonnaise. Hopefully you already have mustard and vinegar too because they help get the emulsion together.
    One egg yolk is enough to make a LOT of mayo!

  • @MINDYOBUSINESSDAVID
    @MINDYOBUSINESSDAVID 2 роки тому

    Listening to these while studying and its great

  • @wilsonliang3044
    @wilsonliang3044 6 років тому +302

    Go forge for food yourself, it’s free, easy, and fulfilling. Just yesterday I shook a tree in my backyard and a full rotisserie chicken fell right into my hands. Don’t rely on society, nature’s way is the best way.

    • @egg2716
      @egg2716 5 років тому +7

      Kek

    • @aswawarman5176
      @aswawarman5176 5 років тому +23

      I was just foraging yesterday, found a bush full of sauerkraut. Nature is the way.

    • @egg2716
      @egg2716 5 років тому +12

      I found a small lake of kavass nature is beautiful

    • @mcbyt
      @mcbyt 5 років тому +10

      SCP 79 *Kvass, you American spy!

    • @samhoey7762
      @samhoey7762 5 років тому

      No western spies

  • @zsu-23-4shilka2
    @zsu-23-4shilka2 4 роки тому +810

    “Sometimes there is eggs, sometimes there is cheese, but there is *_ALWAYS_* some pizdec”

    • @maskedredstonerproz
      @maskedredstonerproz 4 роки тому +13

      why is it always when I hear or see the word pizdec I always start laughing

    • @DAventador44
      @DAventador44 4 роки тому +3

      I literally saw this right as that part came up

    • @nishih9792
      @nishih9792 4 роки тому +2

      @@maskedredstonerproz then you know russian my friend :D

    • @aether715
      @aether715 4 роки тому

      There is no truer words than those

    • @vibecheck326
      @vibecheck326 4 роки тому

      - Boris 2018

  • @shkrwsh207
    @shkrwsh207 2 роки тому +3

    Tonight I've tried the first dinner recipe. It works with any type of short pasta, it tasted good and it fills your stomach too

  • @yummymummy6067
    @yummymummy6067 Рік тому +1

    I think I'm in love with this man. I will be using his tips!

  • @hungryfareasternslav1823
    @hungryfareasternslav1823 4 роки тому +422

    Boris: I have to live on tight budget.
    Also Boris: *Spills food everywhere*

  • @dominik--
    @dominik-- 3 роки тому +565

    1st year at uni before moving to dorm: *packing clothes important stuff etc.*
    2nd year at uni before moving to dorm: *FOOOOOD I ONLY WANT FOOOD*

    • @Fen_Fox
      @Fen_Fox 3 роки тому +21

      Too relatable, first year I was all about clothing and stuff and now I'm like let's bring back as much fancy instant noodles I can shove into my suitcase (None of that maruchan college store bs which is also for some reason 4 times more expensive than normal?) and all the spices/condiments and tea in the space remaining.

    • @gosth81
      @gosth81 3 роки тому

      I can relate that lol

  • @CookieJar_exe
    @CookieJar_exe Рік тому +1

    this is very good information. this will be useful in the future. Thank you master chef Boris.

  • @serdartepeyurt7422
    @serdartepeyurt7422 2 роки тому

    I had so much fun watching this. dude, this is golden.

  • @gerardsk8ordie
    @gerardsk8ordie 3 роки тому +2279

    "So you only have 40€? That's what I call a good month" I died 💀

  •  3 роки тому +932

    me: **czech angry noise when price of apples goes up again**

    • @dede19833
      @dede19833 3 роки тому +58

      Do not come in France you will cry

    • @doctorchaotic3415
      @doctorchaotic3415 3 роки тому +25

      @@dede19833 i can hear your pain.

    • @user-jp6ve6cn5z
      @user-jp6ve6cn5z 3 роки тому +21

      @@dede19833 C'est ce que je me disais 😭😭😭. Même le pain et à plus d 1 euro 😭

    • @koks420
      @koks420 3 роки тому +26

      butter too. i see butter for 40-60 kč.

    • @user-jp6ve6cn5z
      @user-jp6ve6cn5z 3 роки тому +2

      @Sammy boi no

  • @harbisonel7243
    @harbisonel7243 Рік тому +2

    Best cooking channel.

  • @huaiupp
    @huaiupp 2 роки тому +1

    two years ago i watched this and was like.. hm... today, tough times have come. and i come across this. little did i know this was actually gonna become my meal plan in two years lol. thanks bro, this means a lot all of a sudden😂

  • @toshasloyalslave2157
    @toshasloyalslave2157 5 років тому +1079

    me: *Carefully pokes potato*
    potato: IDI NAHUI!
    me: HOLY SH*T

  • @zemax0618
    @zemax0618 5 років тому +1144

    Bear grylls: i have survived in extreme conditions.
    Me: i have survived 4 weeks with only 50€
    Bear grylls: damn, mad respect dude

    • @Softpaw1996
      @Softpaw1996 5 років тому +17

      except Grylls drinks his own pee and eats insects found in the wild ;) so having the ability to buy stuff would be a luxury compared to what he is used to.

    • @zemax0618
      @zemax0618 5 років тому +7

      Give this kid an Oscar 🏆

    • @wolfmatic399
      @wolfmatic399 5 років тому +14

      @@Softpaw1996 dude dined nicely after shoots.

    • @NiCookie25
      @NiCookie25 5 років тому +11

      @@Softpaw1996 and he has 50 guys with mcdonalds and other luxury shit

    •  5 років тому +6

      @@Softpaw1996 Grylls spends the nights in a hotel.

  • @makispapa5867
    @makispapa5867 5 місяців тому

    Watching this, having never had to think about how much food I have to eat to be on budget, I feel blessed.

  • @sauseee4567
    @sauseee4567 4 роки тому +1400

    It kinda sounds like he’s speaking a different language if you don’t look at the subtitles

    • @imaginationstudios3679
      @imaginationstudios3679 4 роки тому +63

      I know Russian, but I also read subtitles. Boris, decide what language you speak!

    • @hwaiting6759
      @hwaiting6759 4 роки тому +6

      I didnt know he was speaking english

    • @lennyy7536
      @lennyy7536 4 роки тому +3

      I know it fucking burns my ears

    • @cobaltdev
      @cobaltdev 4 роки тому +2

      peachykeen08 yes

    • @gator7774
      @gator7774 4 роки тому +4

      why did i get taiwanese subtitles

  • @Gorilla_Chaos
    @Gorilla_Chaos 4 роки тому +1062

    Honestly. I love this tutorial. It’s some realistic “easy to make. Easy to eat. Easy to sustain yourself” tutorial. It sets bare standards. You can supplement. Fruit for others.
    Can’t get a good price carrot? Okay get some other cheep veggie to fill the role. Maybe get yourself some celery. Munch on that.
    Sustain yourself off grains. Cheap starch. Get moderate mounts of protein. Maybe that’s cheap sausage. Or mince meat. Or even eggs. Maybe you got no sausage. Get more eggs. Make egg sandwiches instead. Maybe even mushrooms if you can. No good eggs deal? Don’t like them? Get more meat instead.
    Fruits keep ya going. Apples are always reliable. But fuck it. Get good deal on oranges? Nice. Eat them. Change it up. Hell. Cheap melon? Melons cut up are nice. Even a bowl of melon is a good breakfest
    It’s easy. Starches and carbs keep ya filled.
    Proteins keep strong,
    Fruit get you your vitamins.
    Rice and beans. Works. Potato and beef? Works. Eggs and noodles? Work.
    This is real cooking. Real living.

    • @zaqimel7096
      @zaqimel7096 4 роки тому +7

      This comment was too long. I didnt read it

    • @mishtrong
      @mishtrong 4 роки тому +75

      @@zaqimel7096 I read it. And I liked it.

    • @grogsrevenge
      @grogsrevenge 4 роки тому +30

      True words. Never quite got out of the student life, myself, and I can't really say I want to. You learn what you need to survive, and you learn to like it.
      Variety, there's the key. Variety is the spice of life, or however the saying goes. Get creative.
      Am I swimming in wealth now, /relatively speaking/? Yes. But there are more important things to spend your money on seven days a week.

    • @grogsrevenge
      @grogsrevenge 4 роки тому +16

      Like that book the professor emphatically promised wasn't part of the exam.
      Bastard.

    • @michaeladove7269
      @michaeladove7269 4 роки тому +3

      @@zaqimel7096 I read it. And liked it.