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  • @fujiwaramisaki5244
    @fujiwaramisaki5244 7 років тому +16976

    1.OPEN PACKAGINGGG
    2.EAT NOODLE BLOCKKK
    3.DRINK BOILING WATERRRR
    4.SNORT SEASONING POWDERRRR

    • @Cheesemongle
      @Cheesemongle 7 років тому +1062

      fucking metal as FUCK, dude

    • @majorblitz3846
      @majorblitz3846 7 років тому +92

      Fujiwara Misaki Eyy, Fella with Satori Komeji Profile pic..
      ..That's a very good method, But i Prefer Smash the noodles, Mix it with seasoning, Use a spoon to take them up and cook it in hot water :D

    • @williambaltman8514
      @williambaltman8514 7 років тому +23

      Fujiwara Misaki nice i will try that thanks

    • @bassemb
      @bassemb 7 років тому +267

      5. HEADBANG A FEW TIMES TO MIX EVERYTHING

    • @jakeb.3497
      @jakeb.3497 7 років тому +24

      i thought i was the only one who doea this

  • @neetboi9807
    @neetboi9807 4 роки тому +3600

    i have tried this:
    1. crush the noodles inside the packet
    2. throw in the powder
    3. shake well
    4. E A T

    • @starskream66
      @starskream66 4 роки тому +138

      I see there a russian men of culture

    • @gasmaskedcitizen
      @gasmaskedcitizen 4 роки тому +70

      O bĺyat, is this a russian school boi?!

    • @syk9043
      @syk9043 4 роки тому +18

      i have donne this so meni time ohh boi

    • @etwl1798
      @etwl1798 4 роки тому +60

      Do you mean mamee monster

    • @AweSumBoy
      @AweSumBoy 4 роки тому +9

      I do this and call it a "Hunger Buster"

  • @TaterCrusader935
    @TaterCrusader935 4 роки тому +1315

    1: open package
    2: throw away noodle block
    3: add seasoning packet to hot water
    4: enjoying while contemplating what your doing with your life

  • @cronchobar
    @cronchobar 4 роки тому +542

    Coffe that tastes like noodles doesnt sound as bad as spicy coffee my dad accidently made from using the same pot he made chilli and washed it without soap

    • @TearDaTaco
      @TearDaTaco 3 роки тому

      oh

    • @ravenouself4181
      @ravenouself4181 3 роки тому +30

      Try a salty coffee, something my aunt did by accident when she mixed-up the salt and sugar.

    • @xzy7196
      @xzy7196 3 роки тому +5

      @@ravenouself4181 same my mother also did it

    • @hop-skip-ouch8798
      @hop-skip-ouch8798 2 роки тому +3

      Southern India has version of coffee with spices. Maybe you can look into that.

    • @ZacklFair
      @ZacklFair Рік тому

      It is actually good to add a super small amount of salt into the coffeepowder. Will reduce the bitter taste.

  • @betoexpress1385
    @betoexpress1385 5 років тому +2776

    Diet method:
    Open package
    Throw away noodle
    Throw away flavour packets
    Eat packaging

  • @boot_epik
    @boot_epik 4 роки тому +7806

    Literally 80% of these methods have a risk of summoning a demon

    • @Connor.214
      @Connor.214 4 роки тому +354

      "Why is my furniture floating?"

    • @eira6844
      @eira6844 4 роки тому +190

      There is a weird circle ritual sign in my pan

    • @ismata3274
      @ismata3274 4 роки тому +100

      Lord salmonella being the first. Those are the signs of his most deadly power, dehydration.

    • @extrility7086
      @extrility7086 4 роки тому +47

      Yes and it was my mom

    • @ConfusedBear
      @ConfusedBear 4 роки тому +14

      That's the true Slav way!

  • @babymetalenjoyer
    @babymetalenjoyer 3 роки тому +485

    "and put appropriate sign on top"
    The sign: *is poison*

  • @kingKabali
    @kingKabali 3 роки тому +762

    I've heard University boys cooking noodles with clothes iron.

    • @toastwell6488
      @toastwell6488 3 роки тому +30

      Jesus... that’s dangerous!

    • @compass_bat
      @compass_bat 3 роки тому +11

      yum

    • @comradeapplejack2633
      @comradeapplejack2633 3 роки тому +67

      @@toastwell6488 it is not dangerous it is sign of true Slav.

    • @anglepsycho
      @anglepsycho 3 роки тому +11

      I would be surprised but knowing people in general, sounds about right.

    • @YandiBanyu
      @YandiBanyu 3 роки тому +13

      Hahahaha, I do that for anything. Not just noodle. The problem is my room doesn't have a kitchen and using electric stove is too much load the MCB just trips. So I use whatever heating element I have that doesn't trip the MCB.

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 5 років тому +3751

    1:56 "Some people eat this 7 times a day."
    Me: **laughs nervously**

    • @xAkito
      @xAkito 5 років тому +31

      Lmao same

    • @chord8003
      @chord8003 5 років тому +77

      wHaTeVeR BrO how are you alive?

    • @geraldinefranco4673
      @geraldinefranco4673 5 років тому +53

      @@chord8003 I once did that too, then later on I was hospitalized with kidney stones

    • @buuuub1104
      @buuuub1104 4 роки тому +2

      @@geraldinefranco4673 seriously?

    • @geraldinefranco4673
      @geraldinefranco4673 4 роки тому +49

      @@buuuub1104 yeah that was back when I was studying away from home and had to live alone in an apartment. I have more than enough money but I often use it on useless stuff so I often eat instant noodles for a month or two before I got UTI then I held back a bit but still ate some then when I knew it I got kidney stones

  • @edfreak9001
    @edfreak9001 4 роки тому +3042

    "Honorable Mentions"
    I mean i can't imagine there's that many more ways to make instant noodles
    (pulls out toaster)
    *FEAR*

    • @Sneha-ij8rt
      @Sneha-ij8rt 4 роки тому +56

      There is also another way ....*have no water*...no problem...take the noodles and burn it slightly over a campfire like how you do with marshmallows....now your noodles isn't raw and it's somewhat healthy to eat

    • @Sneha-ij8rt
      @Sneha-ij8rt 4 роки тому +11

      Oh yeah it's also beneficial if you dont have a pan

    • @xandercreates6766
      @xandercreates6766 4 роки тому +2

      This comment made me laugh

    • @ndyoyo1905
      @ndyoyo1905 4 роки тому +2

      666 likes

    • @admiralicywolffeyt1465
      @admiralicywolffeyt1465 4 роки тому +6

      You can probably deep fry them too

  • @microwavedbananapeels
    @microwavedbananapeels 3 роки тому +817

    "Debil" in Spanish means "Weak"
    Debil in russian means "Moron"
    I'm pretty sure it's normal
    Edit: Scrap everything, Debil is Debil.

    • @dewannabe8845
      @dewannabe8845 3 роки тому +40

      It doesn’t mean moron, it means dumbass

    • @100GTAGUY
      @100GTAGUY 3 роки тому +15

      @@dewannabe8845 тупица

    • @carborizado
      @carborizado 3 роки тому +39

      Debil in brazil means someone with dementia

    • @AmraithNR
      @AmraithNR 3 роки тому +32

      @@carborizado Makes sense. In polish debil comes from debilizm, which was used for mental disabilities

    • @Arthur-fz5xw
      @Arthur-fz5xw 3 роки тому +19

      In slavic Countries,it means Dumbass

  • @mergat2970
    @mergat2970 3 роки тому +208

    3:45 I always thought this was the standard way of preparing ramen noodles...

    • @izek402
      @izek402 3 роки тому +4

      Demon

    • @zenin7219
      @zenin7219 3 роки тому +4

      I do it too

    • @boldandbrash6170
      @boldandbrash6170 3 роки тому +7

      Same, i never heard of making them by covering them

    • @zhapok
      @zhapok 3 роки тому +8

      it is not a RAMEN noodle tho...
      and in post-Soviet countries, it is written on the packages of instant noodles that you must cook by covering them with smth

    • @Jeansowaty
      @Jeansowaty 3 роки тому +4

      Honestly that's my favorite method of doin them. Greetings from Poland, blyat.

  • @PlutosSpaces
    @PlutosSpaces 4 роки тому +1532

    Probably healthier way
    Open package
    Throw out noodles
    Throw out packet
    Throw out package
    Eat bowl
    Eat spoon/fork
    Explode (recommended but optional)

    • @CORVIDZZ_
      @CORVIDZZ_ 4 роки тому +51

      The true way to eat n o o d l e

    • @jeffreywinkelman8671
      @jeffreywinkelman8671 4 роки тому +47

      eat S P O R K

    • @anileaf7267
      @anileaf7267 4 роки тому +16

      Just eat the seasoning.

    • @xristopanagia2693
      @xristopanagia2693 4 роки тому +2

      Your humor is weird and I love it

    • @dratinibrah
      @dratinibrah 4 роки тому +4

      @@anileaf7267 lol sonetimes I eat the seasoning when the noodles cook

  • @mrflipflop1321
    @mrflipflop1321 4 роки тому +3079

    the caveman deluxe: *literally eats the unopened package*

  • @dova9836
    @dova9836 3 роки тому +51

    "What is this? A western spy camera in my food???" I died

  • @lilosurmer4466
    @lilosurmer4466 4 роки тому +59

    4:51
    "What is this, a western spy camera?" I died 😂 😂

  • @dougdimmadomeownerofthedim1141
    @dougdimmadomeownerofthedim1141 4 роки тому +805

    "is poisoned"
    rasputin: delicious finally some good fucking food

  • @suspenceful7426
    @suspenceful7426 7 років тому +4948

    Boris you forget the washing machine method

    • @hebert3863
      @hebert3863 7 років тому +39

      !!!!!!!
      hahahaha

    • @personator
      @personator 7 років тому +155

      Suspenceful
      IT IS CAULDRON YOU IDIOT.

    • @jack8946
      @jack8946 7 років тому +140

      That only works if you bring Satan

    • @personator
      @personator 7 років тому +19

      Numi Nex
      Is triggered

    • @bigfish821
      @bigfish821 7 років тому +129

      Suspenceful thats only for ramen eating contests with the devil

  • @brianherlihy1624
    @brianherlihy1624 4 роки тому +237

    "How to survive college in 7 CRAZY ways!"

  • @sneezeyfreez352
    @sneezeyfreez352 4 роки тому +143

    This is what my life has come to...watching a ruasian guy making instat noodles for 8 minutes straight
    (No offence to boris im a huge fan and no regrets watching dis)

  • @The_Yxel
    @The_Yxel 6 років тому +1257

    Main cooking rule of Boris: If you see flame coming from pot you have gone too far. Start over.

    • @snorkgp-5949
      @snorkgp-5949 5 років тому +42

      And *always* celebrate that you didn't burn your house down

    • @lordofshades9497
      @lordofshades9497 5 років тому

      товарищ Димитрий brother

    • @nicolapalmieri7344
      @nicolapalmieri7344 5 років тому +2

      I do noodles in the Italian way. It's like the pot way only you boil the water Before inserting the noodles

    • @LiewLmao
      @LiewLmao 5 років тому

      I ΛM DΣΛD so

    • @crackermix7793
      @crackermix7793 5 років тому

      That must-ard be Felix ketchup.
      I know.
      No, I am not a western spy.

  • @fedor4655
    @fedor4655 7 років тому +615

    True slav way:
    1. Boil water
    2. Eat block of noodles
    3. Drink boiling water
    4. Snort seasoning
    5. Rush B

    • @bigturn1051
      @bigturn1051 6 років тому +14

      Fedor stolen comment

    • @fedor4655
      @fedor4655 6 років тому +11

      Quantum Ridley You can't steel comments. Also, I gave my own twist on it and I haven't seen it around here

    • @sakuraace4086
      @sakuraace4086 6 років тому +25

      Fedor more like
      1. Boil water
      2. Eat block of noodles
      3. Drink vodka
      4. Snort powdered mayonez
      5. Rush B

    • @rishiparekh4312
      @rishiparekh4312 6 років тому +4

      Fedor If you haven’t seen it around, how do you know you gave a twist on it?

    • @fedor4655
      @fedor4655 6 років тому +6

      Hey Ghost I saw it like a year ago. It is quite a well known meme, so I thought I gave a own twist on that meme. Also; why the fuck do I still get comments on this comment

  • @MadamFoogie
    @MadamFoogie 3 роки тому +13

    I don't cook instant ramen very often. But when I do, I go for the pot method. This allows for extra ingredients. Personally, I like to throw in a whole can of mushrooms, water included for flavor. If you have some leftover meat lying around, that works nicely. Also, you can substitute the packet with whatever powdered gravy goes along with your meat, or even a small bullion cube if you don't want it so thick. Using actual broth is a power move, but if you have enough money to afford that, you shouldn't be eating ramen.

    • @shadyfsmusics
      @shadyfsmusics 8 місяців тому +1

      I mean, you can totally make some discount noodle soup using instant ramen with whatever scraps of uncooked chicken you have left! Just be sure to season it first

    • @zyriantel9601
      @zyriantel9601 Місяць тому

      @@shadyfsmusics Also make sure it hasn’t gone bad yet.
      If the chicken smells like death incarnate, congrats, you’ve officially made something objectively less healthy than instant ramen.

  • @lesterdesalvo7098
    @lesterdesalvo7098 2 роки тому +4

    You should try the ramen burrito.
    1. Open one end of the ramen package, take out the seasoning.
    2. Crush the noodles into little pieces.
    3. Add the seasoning back and hot water, 2-3 tablespoons is enough.
    4. Stir it around with a fork and press the water out.
    5. Make the mixture tight and not loose.
    6. Put a weight on top of it for about 5-8 minutes
    You'll get a ramen burrito that is flavored but not overly pungent or salty. And it holds it's shape and you can pick it up and eat it on the go.

    • @nigredoooalgown6245
      @nigredoooalgown6245 Місяць тому

      Or you throw away that heart attack packet and mix in cheese and flavored chips, then you have good burrito without it being a salt bomb.

  • @enaam69
    @enaam69 4 роки тому +1483

    He showed us *7* ways
    "Lazy Noodles" has *11* letters
    This video is 7:11

  • @ebinnisti1769
    @ebinnisti1769 6 років тому +696

    1. Hammer the noodle block into powder
    2. Add some water
    3. Put in the oven
    Noodle cake

  • @hyperlanceitex6149
    @hyperlanceitex6149 4 роки тому +9

    You know I find it interesting how he mentions that some people have never heard of making noodles in a pot. In America that's the exact directions they print on the packaging

  • @jimfromdiscord.8904
    @jimfromdiscord.8904 3 роки тому +47

    Funnily enough, we actually use the pot method, albeit we add enough water to drown it for soup. Yes, I am one of those people who eats the soup after eating all the noodles.

    • @goddamnitgloria3946
      @goddamnitgloria3946 2 роки тому +1

      Me too! I've actually never heard of making them anyother way til now

    • @lipingsong1345
      @lipingsong1345 2 роки тому +1

      Me too

    • @speedskeleton250
      @speedskeleton250 2 роки тому +1

      I use the classic/original way, but i am one of those too who eats the soup

  • @lionsmith3944
    @lionsmith3944 5 років тому +1601

    The most slavic way to eat instant noodles.
    Boil water
    Swallow noodle blocks
    Swallow boiling water
    Snort flavor powder
    Spend saved time playing Russian roulette

    • @panzerschiff9805
      @panzerschiff9805 5 років тому +34

      Or do it straight away because it is going to kill you anyway.

    • @coughme
      @coughme 5 років тому +5

      @@panzerschiff9805 r/wooosh

    • @panzerschiff9805
      @panzerschiff9805 5 років тому +29

      @@coughme I think I have a better Idea
      -Smoke the seasoning
      -Crush the Noodles to power and snort them
      -Go and Rush M(oskow)

    • @v.t1947
      @v.t1947 5 років тому

      My friend that is suicide

    • @jgillylikesbudsalot7436
      @jgillylikesbudsalot7436 5 років тому +1

      @@panzerschiff9805 russian roulette is a game with a chance of being shot you stupid plus noodles don't kill the people who eat too much do

  • @zeta138
    @zeta138 5 років тому +881

    Me an italian:
    *see ketchup*
    *my heart stop*
    Me again: noodles aren't real pasta you can use ketchup on them
    *my heart start again

    • @cesare4214
      @cesare4214 4 роки тому +51

      @@Aeternum_Gaming thats not what he means you idiot, he said this because pasta is the most common italian dish, who cares where they come from

    • @honeytea5626
      @honeytea5626 4 роки тому +11

      @h3lix86 chill my dude

    • @xxanaxx2783
      @xxanaxx2783 4 роки тому +4

      If it’s noodles pasta no difference for me I eat them whit any sauce 👍

    • @zun1111
      @zun1111 4 роки тому

      @@Aeternum_Gaming *204 ad*

    • @MaxPlayerIta
      @MaxPlayerIta 4 роки тому +7

      @@Aeternum_Gaming you donk, Italian Pasta is not like Chinese noodles

  • @lulxors1235
    @lulxors1235 3 роки тому +28

    05:42 THAT IS A FELIX KETCHUP BOTTLE
    YOU ARE SWEDISH BORIS I HAVE FIGURED IT OUT

    • @fatbastard9147
      @fatbastard9147 3 роки тому +6

      I think he received that in a fan mail video

    • @1david1r47
      @1david1r47 3 роки тому +3

      hes estonian

    • @3mmmmmm
      @3mmmmmm 3 роки тому +1

      He is the shashlik king, we shouldn't bother figuring which country he came from, all we need to know is to never forget the bay leaf.

    • @ravenouself4181
      @ravenouself4181 3 роки тому

      @@1david1r47 He's a Russian, he has lived in Estonia... nut he's Russian

    • @AatiNiiranen
      @AatiNiiranen 3 роки тому

      We have felix ketchup in finland too

  • @secretone1559
    @secretone1559 Рік тому +105

    😂 I’ve never heard someone call ramen noodles “artificial food”.

    • @secretone1559
      @secretone1559 Рік тому +2

      What the freak…lmao eww putting making blender ready noodles😂…it was so mushy😂😂.

    • @generalsquirrel9548
      @generalsquirrel9548 Рік тому +4

      Probably bcs they so cheap its arguable how much of it is actual food. Also boris said in another video that you have to check packaging if its made of flower, so i think that says enough dont you think?

    • @Ignisan_66
      @Ignisan_66 Рік тому +9

      Because it is artificial junk food. Absolute garbage.

    • @melissalin1274
      @melissalin1274 11 місяців тому

      instant noodles were invented after ww2, japan had food shortages, america felt bad for nuking so they gave wheat and said "sorry for dah nukes, you can hav wheat to make bred" so this guy "we dont even eat bread"so he made the idea, and so the idea was make noodle block thats easily reheatable. and instant noodles and cup noodles were born. now a phew billion units are sold a year

    • @bamers404
      @bamers404 10 місяців тому

      Me too, but I cant agree more, so truth 😂

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 5 років тому +1594

    Best way to eat Instant regret:
    -Cook noodles.
    -Add seasoning.
    -Drain.
    -Add cut up hotdogs and ketchup.
    -Enjoy your prison spaghetti.

    • @pandoratheclay
      @pandoratheclay 5 років тому +43

      Thumbnail:instant regret
      Me:what could go wrong

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 5 років тому +12

      You 4got the can of wolf brand chilli

    • @shinanodafloof4491
      @shinanodafloof4491 5 років тому +7

      CAPTALIST FOOOOOD

    • @RickSigma
      @RickSigma 5 років тому +13

      1. Eat raw block of noodles
      2. Drink boiling water
      3. Snort flavor powder

    • @soulassassin0g
      @soulassassin0g 5 років тому +10

      @@RickSigma yeah, I already saw like 20 top comments that have that exact same method. Copy and paste much? Be original, don't steal other people's work. Become a leader, not a follower.

  • @Archangel486
    @Archangel486 7 років тому +100

    When I was in University, we were not allowed to have hot plates or coffee makers in our dorms, but we WERE allowed to have an iron for our clothes. So, I'd put a towel in the sink, put the iron upside down in the middle of the towel (which holds it in place), place the pot on top of it, and crank the iron to maximum temperature.

    • @wolftaffy2162
      @wolftaffy2162 7 років тому +21

      Wait they banned hot plates and coffee machines? Did they also ban toasters as well?

    • @akshooter7746
      @akshooter7746 6 років тому +2

      That's probably how to burn down the whole University

    • @Hyonyx
      @Hyonyx 6 років тому +1

      PookAcrylic damn ur life surley sucked

    • @manojpatra2840
      @manojpatra2840 2 роки тому

      i rather live in north korea

  • @_...m
    @_...m 2 роки тому +33

    Boris: "everything is healthier than this."
    Uranium: "am I a joke to you?"

  • @miscielrossvillegas6307
    @miscielrossvillegas6307 3 роки тому +8

    I remember eating the seasoned but uncooked noodles while working in the office to the the horror of the french clients that I didn't know were visiting our studio. There was no water but hey we have a local snack thats basically just flavored uncooked noodles (but super cheaper) so it's perfectly valid.

  • @gresmaster2279
    @gresmaster2279 4 роки тому +741

    List of *MOST* unhealty things:
    1 Ebay instant noodles
    2 instant noodles
    3 Plutonium
    4 Uranium
    5 Sand

    • @ShujitoDM
      @ShujitoDM 4 роки тому +31

      6. Y O U R • E X

    • @deeremies2266
      @deeremies2266 4 роки тому +9

      @@theq53 No gopniks in chernobyl only old people

    • @hm_12321
      @hm_12321 4 роки тому +3

      @@ShujitoDM No it is 1.

    • @dianak8656
      @dianak8656 4 роки тому +8

      Sand killed Anakin so I guess it checks out

    • @user-ik5tm9no2y
      @user-ik5tm9no2y 4 роки тому +3

      Nooo uranium is me best meal ever!!

  • @adanthedriver1982
    @adanthedriver1982 7 років тому +951

    Boris? Who sponsored you with money to buy these packages? I am pretty sure you couldn't afford all these noodles.

    • @LifeofBoris
      @LifeofBoris  7 років тому +261

      +Adan The Driver
      people on Patreon clearly

    • @adanthedriver1982
      @adanthedriver1982 7 років тому +20

      Next tine try lasagna

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe 7 років тому +26

      Adan The Driver
      Nothing like toasted lasagna.

    • @thotdestroyer4j164
      @thotdestroyer4j164 6 років тому +14

      Adan The Driver *_PATREOOONNN_*

    • @davedave8986
      @davedave8986 6 років тому +2

      Life of Boris I just tried this today and it was a bad idea but it was like 7 years old

  • @VeLe777
    @VeLe777 3 роки тому +7

    Here is reason why making noodles in a pot is better.
    The sack where the noodles are in it might be sitting in the ship for years.
    You put the water first in the pot and put the spices in (you can also put meat and some vegetables in it to). When its boiling the bad bacteria *might go*. put water on the noodles and you're done.
    Bonus: you should leave the soup in it, so the noodles will keep the taste and eating the noodles while drinking the soup together tastes good.

  • @ClawzerYT
    @ClawzerYT 4 роки тому +14

    Healthiest way: throw noodles, throw seasoning, throw package, throw water, just eat the air

    • @zsu-23-4shilka2
      @zsu-23-4shilka2 2 роки тому

      Psychopath way:
      Eat noodle block
      Drink boiling water
      Snort seasoning powder

  • @Pyovali
    @Pyovali 7 років тому +581

    True Slav way:
    1. Bring the noodles
    2. Implode a nuclear reactor
    3. ???
    4. Profit

  • @theonlineitalian213soldacc6
    @theonlineitalian213soldacc6 5 років тому +286

    "Eating noodles on a regular basis is as healthy as sunbathing in chenrobyl."
    Me: **Chuckles** I'm in danger.

    • @Triadii
      @Triadii 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah imma try stopping

    • @cyrexi3378
      @cyrexi3378 4 роки тому +5

      @@Triadii He meaned eating them daily as major meals is not healthy, as they are not really that rich in stuff that your body needs.

    • @cheesers9314
      @cheesers9314 4 роки тому +3

      well if normal noodles are as healthy as subbathing in chernobyl then might as go sunbathing

    • @nuunoali8173
      @nuunoali8173 2 роки тому

      @@cheesers9314 chernobyl is a nuclear radioactive powerplant

    • @cheesers9314
      @cheesers9314 2 роки тому

      @@nuunoali8173 that was from 1 year ago

  • @gasmaskedcitizen
    @gasmaskedcitizen 4 роки тому +18

    You know Boris is RICH when he buys not "Anakom" but something else for the noodles

  • @karmakameleon113
    @karmakameleon113 2 роки тому +3

    Used to be a hotel cleaner. Can confirm that kettles are used to "sanitize" socks and underwear.
    Edit: the coffee pots and microwaves too.

  • @griffen3319
    @griffen3319 7 років тому +48

    "Set microwave to potato" Instructions unclear, microwave stuck in noodles

  • @jordanwong9957
    @jordanwong9957 7 років тому +2284

    This is the first video i am watching from this guy and i alr love him

  • @vjollila96
    @vjollila96 3 роки тому +1

    what i do: boild water with spices on pot until it starts to boil remember put another pot with holes at bottom with small sausages to top of the water pot with led so sausages get steamed nicely. when it's boiled take it out from stove and put noodels to that water for 3 or more minutes, then remove water and serve steamed sausages and noodles on plate.

  • @certifiedomlayoo
    @certifiedomlayoo 4 роки тому +44

    Eat a block of ramen
    Country with Mamee noodle block: *Ok*

    • @frds_skce
      @frds_skce 3 роки тому +1

      Mamee was actually the tastiest instant noodle block i ever tasted. It was literally edible as raw

    • @nisaame
      @nisaame 3 роки тому

      And my favourite mamee itik coz it taste like Mamee monster 😁✌️

    • @MetallicTophat
      @MetallicTophat 2 роки тому

      My 6th grade class crave this. Now graduated and don’t really see them anymore in the cafeteria

  • @georgebrown1407
    @georgebrown1407 6 років тому +562

    For the past 5 years instant chicken noodles has been the soul thing keeping me alive. And helping me keep my record blood pressure of 1000 psi

    • @Karothhal
      @Karothhal 6 років тому +75

      George Brown So, about the equivalent of 68 earth atmospheres?
      I don't see a problem here.

    • @alexanderdol
      @alexanderdol 6 років тому +72

      Add some lime juice. Room mate got scurvy cause he had like zero vitamin c for a year and a half. We still call him ARRRR

    • @VitoTorpedo.
      @VitoTorpedo. 6 років тому +13

      Why wouldn't you just call him "Scurvy"? Has a better ring to it.

    • @Sawsquatch
      @Sawsquatch 6 років тому +23

      You could rent yourself out to run ferris wheel hydraulics.

    • @jebrooks
      @jebrooks 6 років тому +1

      *sole

  • @skyscall
    @skyscall 7 років тому +363

    Easiest way to make instant noodles:
    1)Throw in toilet
    2)Flush
    Considering how little of it will actually be used by the human body you might as well hurry up and put it where it's gonna end up anyways; not like you're losing anything :D

    • @buttersquids
      @buttersquids 7 років тому +31

      Sky Eye You forgot step 1.5, sniff the 'flavouring'

    • @zztopz7090
      @zztopz7090 7 років тому +9

      Sky Eye Not true. We use the salt.

    • @invaderderpygirl
      @invaderderpygirl 7 років тому +16

      Im poor my friend i need those

    • @karkussthesupreme5454
      @karkussthesupreme5454 6 років тому +1

      Sky Eye it's takes like weeks for the stomach to fully digest ramen noodle.

    • @heyimfroge1383
      @heyimfroge1383 6 років тому +4

      17 cents is what I'm losing. 17. Cents.

  • @captainoppai4539
    @captainoppai4539 3 роки тому +9

    I remember how hard my grandma laughed when she first heart "cheeki breeki"

  • @ChildishDegree
    @ChildishDegree 3 роки тому +10

    I remember a few years ago i tried making noodles with my coffee machine but i forgot i already had coffee grounds in it and made coffee noodles which tasted down right horrific

  • @sillyfly9530
    @sillyfly9530 7 років тому +1603

    I think your microwave is broken - you set it to potato but it stayed microwave...

    • @art1695
      @art1695 7 років тому +28

      LMAO! hahaa

    • @guycxz
      @guycxz 7 років тому +17

      I really wondered why my CS:GO fps went to 3 all of the sudden. Better tell boris to set it back to computer

    • @trumint821
      @trumint821 7 років тому

      Fuck off blyat.

    • @trumint821
      @trumint821 7 років тому +1

      FUCK OFF CYKA BLYAT

    • @englebertmagentaschweiger1447
      @englebertmagentaschweiger1447 7 років тому +14

      Best comment ever.

  • @lulu_luvsu
    @lulu_luvsu 4 роки тому +84

    1. open packaging
    2. put dry noodles and seasoning in bowl
    3. add beans
    4. eat the beans

    • @anglepsycho
      @anglepsycho 3 роки тому +3

      No no no,
      1. Open package
      2. Swallow noodles
      3. Drink boiling water
      4. Snort seasoning
      5. Wake up in sewer of Chernobyl naked and poor 5 hours later

    • @Piper331
      @Piper331 7 місяців тому

      ​@@anglepsychoFAST BUSINESS!

  • @Kacp3rrak
    @Kacp3rrak 4 роки тому +10

    Boris will be my go to guy in 4 years time when I'm going to live by myself with a minimum wage job

  • @caseydarrah
    @caseydarrah 2 роки тому +2

    Add noodles to small pot with enough water to come halfway up the noodle block. Add seasoning packet (and maybe some crushed garlic if you have it), and cook over medium heat until noodles are done. Serve with the broth- that's seriously the best part.

  • @gardenmaster414
    @gardenmaster414 4 роки тому +159

    I have never heard of the "original way". I've always put square in bowl, cover with water, cook 3 minute, drain water, mix pack. Makes it stellar tasting

    • @minecraft-nq7qm
      @minecraft-nq7qm 3 роки тому +13

      What he means by original way is the original lazy way :P cooking it in the pot is what is described on most of the good noodle packs

    • @compass_bat
      @compass_bat 3 роки тому

      i eat it with spicy

    • @MarioLord14
      @MarioLord14 2 роки тому +1

      The water really does make the flavor disappear if you think about it.

    • @plushluigi7417
      @plushluigi7417 2 роки тому

      i eat with water.

    • @sirrivet9557
      @sirrivet9557 2 роки тому

      This is a lazy method it instead of on a stove you cook in a microwave

  • @hipsterdoggo7604
    @hipsterdoggo7604 6 років тому +135

    "What is this? a Western spy camera? in my food"
    Damn it! He got use... 😡🤣

  • @stillgeneric6270
    @stillgeneric6270 3 роки тому +17

    Funny how he put 9 packs of noodles in a container labeled “toast”

  • @vinhphucnguyen4695
    @vinhphucnguyen4695 3 роки тому +4

    4:15
    me: eating glowing stuff from Chernobyl
    also me: phew

  • @Rypiiee
    @Rypiiee 6 років тому +466

    "What is this western spy camera doing in my food!?!"

    • @glyndaholman4751
      @glyndaholman4751 6 років тому +22

      Rypiiee2004 *W E S T E R N S P Y C A M E R A*

    • @Maddog3060
      @Maddog3060 6 років тому +38

      "Sir, he's found the camera."
      "Cursed, clever Slav! Right then, time for plan B; deploy the gopnikdroid."

    • @DoomMater
      @DoomMater 6 років тому

      But seriously, there was a actual camera there. Stupid westerns.

    • @awesomestuff9715
      @awesomestuff9715 5 років тому

      Oy blien

    • @stormsreach2519
      @stormsreach2519 5 років тому

      @@DoomMater we westerns never said we were smart

  • @solomonthekaijudemon344
    @solomonthekaijudemon344 6 років тому +205

    Here's another way:
    Let's say you're camping and drunk gopnik forgot to bring a pot. I've never actually tried this so send me to gulag if it doesn't/didn't work.
    1. You open the packaging without destroying it.
    2. You take the seasoning out and fill the package with water.
    3. Squat down for most comfortable position
    4. Set the packaged noodles ontop of the fire so the water boils
    5. Now, because i'm a blin and noticed how idiotic it is mid-writing, notice that the plastic has molten and fused together with your still hard and now even more unedible noodles.

    • @R0ck4x3
      @R0ck4x3 5 років тому +9

      It's actually not as dumb as it sounds, some prison recipes involve a similar proceedure, except a chip bag is usually used instead of the ramen packet(s) and the ramen is usually crushed up before hand.

    • @WashedDorito
      @WashedDorito 5 років тому

      Solomon the kaiju demon Worked 👍

    • @watterztrail7870
      @watterztrail7870 5 років тому +3

      I can here boris saying it

    • @weslynkimbler4926
      @weslynkimbler4926 5 років тому +1

      i didn't work for me

  • @gerrard71
    @gerrard71 3 роки тому +6

    2:11 = In Indonesia, Majority of people ussualy eat like that when they Doesn't have any water to cook, or when they Lazy to cook it 😂

  • @xxxswegmachinexxx4257
    @xxxswegmachinexxx4257 3 роки тому +2

    Boris, your frying pan method has changed how i eat ramen forever. Thank you

  • @johnlorenpelayo
    @johnlorenpelayo 5 років тому +936

    how to do it cheeki style
    1.put it in your mouth
    2.put hot water in mouth
    3.put the seasoning
    4.cover mouth
    5.when soft,put in bowl
    now enjoy

    • @Peachyj06
      @Peachyj06 5 років тому +12

      I agree, screw the bowl. Best method bc bowl and utensil not needed.

    • @discovaria9507
      @discovaria9507 5 років тому +19

      @@r4hmed r/wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooossssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @eloiseann8606
      @eloiseann8606 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @kondoiiall3681
      @kondoiiall3681 5 років тому +6

      @@r4hmed double wooosh

    • @r4hmed
      @r4hmed 5 років тому +5

      @@kondoiiall3681 This might be woooooshception

  • @tbg2735
    @tbg2735 6 років тому +881

    Why can I smell the noodles

    • @sampsonanang2610
      @sampsonanang2610 6 років тому +4

      Potato Man it will kill you POISON

    • @kristdg
      @kristdg 6 років тому +5

      Potato Man are you on end of month and cooked them accidently blyat

    • @ahmadeshal9114
      @ahmadeshal9114 6 років тому +1

      Potato Man me too blin

    • @Sofi00
      @Sofi00 5 років тому

      Bcz I just ate some😂

    • @edragoninja317
      @edragoninja317 5 років тому +1

      Probably your neighbor vadim using your microwave again

  • @tankardstrongpour2998
    @tankardstrongpour2998 4 роки тому +5

    When I was a student I used to have a second kettle for the specific purpose of boiling saveloys in.

  • @rexandreas4152
    @rexandreas4152 2 роки тому +1

    I lived on instant noodles for a whole month once while I was in college. I found that the microwave way was best, put seasoning in bottom of the bowl, put noodle brick on top, put just enough water in bowl that the noodle brick is floating, put in microwave for 6 minutes, add siracha sauce for extra flavor, then enjoy. The 6 minutes with right amount of water makes just noodles and not a watery soup.

  • @banditfox
    @banditfox 7 років тому +87

    now this is the quality content i'm looking for

  • @rokii_n7099
    @rokii_n7099 5 років тому +401

    "What is this? A western spy camera? In my food?"
    *Once you have cleared up the surveillance cameras--*

    • @MarkyIsNow
      @MarkyIsNow 4 роки тому +5

      @@MrChaosCL yep we did sir....and yet I liked it 😊

    • @1d10tcannotmakeusername
      @1d10tcannotmakeusername 4 роки тому +12

      What is this trend of quoting a video and getting 100 upvotes?

    • @DrewFr33m4nn
      @DrewFr33m4nn 4 роки тому +6

      @@1d10tcannotmakeusername Who calls them upvotes?!

    • @1d10tcannotmakeusername
      @1d10tcannotmakeusername 4 роки тому +3

      @@DrewFr33m4nn You just answered your own question.

    • @redink8379
      @redink8379 4 роки тому

      That's where the vitamins are

  • @rovingut5171
    @rovingut5171 4 роки тому +5

    5:58 You have to be a true Slav to survive what Boris has been through

  • @eljefeamericano4308
    @eljefeamericano4308 3 роки тому +3

    There was a time in my life where these were about all I could afford. And it had to be the cup versions. I did get pretty creative on what I added to them. After those days, it was a number of years before I would eat this stuff again. Grew to really hate it when I didn't have any choice in the matter!

    • @eljefeamericano4308
      @eljefeamericano4308 2 роки тому

      @Fenyk The prices between the two aren't so different here in the U.S., though I think the packets give ya a better quality meal.

  • @Dzonssi
    @Dzonssi 7 років тому +907

    Instructions Unclear.
    Attacked random Gopnik on the street.

    • @ChipCheerio
      @ChipCheerio 7 років тому +37

      JoVi eh, is fairly normal occurrence anyway

    • @feralhiker6816
      @feralhiker6816 7 років тому +14

      JoVi it's OK I did the same just repeat till you have 5 western spy scalps

    • @averagecoloniser4586
      @averagecoloniser4586 7 років тому +1

      JoVi I attacked a church what were in the noodles boris

    • @DonPatrono
      @DonPatrono 7 років тому +7

      instructions not clear
      blended noodles to create blin's dough

    • @DonPatrono
      @DonPatrono 7 років тому +9

      let's count that as a victory

  • @delipara3754
    @delipara3754 6 років тому +663

    no no
    1. Boil water, drink it
    2. just eat tge ramem crunchy hard
    3.snort the powder sauce

    • @rishiparekh4312
      @rishiparekh4312 6 років тому +10

      Deli Para Dude why the fuck are there so many copycats like you stealing the top comment?

    • @deve643
      @deve643 6 років тому +18

      4. Learn how to spell

    • @bryanbrett6037
      @bryanbrett6037 6 років тому

      Dude that is fucked up!!

    • @ukuleletechgeek6996
      @ukuleletechgeek6996 6 років тому +3

      get this person a Nobel peace prize

    • @thediam7682
      @thediam7682 6 років тому +8

      *powder sauce*
      What kind of seasoning do you have?

  • @bamers404
    @bamers404 10 місяців тому +1

    As someone who comes from the country that produces one of the most popular instant noodles, I'm so proud of this

  • @n0xturn_
    @n0xturn_ 3 роки тому +17

    People who uses a Rice Cooker to make noodles: *Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk with you again...*

  • @mercyojo3328
    @mercyojo3328 7 років тому +260

    I actually watches all of the ads before his videos to make sure he gets his money.

    • @drpringles436
      @drpringles436 6 років тому +52

      Not all heroes wear capes.

    • @drpringles436
      @drpringles436 6 років тому +1

      Oh. Damn

    • @dappitydoo4774
      @dappitydoo4774 6 років тому +3

      Mercy Ojo speech 100

    • @archymedes986
      @archymedes986 6 років тому +1

      you don't have to. the companies pay him to show the ad. 5 seconds or 1 minute, he still gets payed the same.

    • @jacksmith8689
      @jacksmith8689 6 років тому +2

      Miiranga if they have ads on their videos they earn money so if you don't think they deserve money don't watch them

  • @mondou2493
    @mondou2493 4 роки тому +198

    How we do it in germany:
    Buy
    Punch
    Throw away oil
    Put flavour in
    Shake
    Eat

  • @denim47gaming
    @denim47gaming 2 роки тому +2

    You can also put the noodles in the coffee mashine where you put the filter

  • @lunawatanabe5311
    @lunawatanabe5311 3 роки тому +2

    Here in Japan, the land of ramen and sushi and good food (looking at you UK) there’s an instant ramen that can be eaten without having to be cooked; and the thing is, it’s actually delicious!

    • @bananya6020
      @bananya6020 2 роки тому

      ngl im a bit jealous of all the other countries for having actually good food

  • @flybirdg2436
    @flybirdg2436 7 років тому +68

    ah yes...
    the first boris video i ever watched
    this will always have a special lace in my heart for showing me such an amazing channel

    • @drunkenwhaler9507
      @drunkenwhaler9507 6 років тому +3

      > special lace in my heart
      > lace in my heart
      > lace
      I think you might need a trip to the surgeon.

    • @1assassyn
      @1assassyn 6 років тому

      Mine was the Slav your Car video

  • @nateinsane4023
    @nateinsane4023 7 років тому +8

    I am a culinary student, and you Boris, are an inspiration. Thank you!

  • @vordevan258
    @vordevan258 Рік тому +1

    Ahh yes, classic Boris. Just what a Sunday evening calls for

  • @NoscoperSans
    @NoscoperSans 3 роки тому +6

    2:15
    now this is the best way, remember eating it for no reason like that when i was 7-12
    and i still haven't tried them normally, only dry noodles

    • @malwarev
      @malwarev 3 роки тому +1

      when i was in eight grade, our local grocery store started selling noodles for like 20 cents or smth (incredibly cheap considering its norway) and everyone in my class bought like five packs every day. the entire school was just filled with tiny broken off noodle pieces and seasoning packets for weeks. hell on earth

    • @NoscoperSans
      @NoscoperSans 3 роки тому

      @@malwarev xd
      F for your school cleaner, I bet it wasn't fun to clean
      In our country(russia) cheapest instant noodles cost around 10¢, remember buying it after school sometimes xd
      But not so much, i bet it wasn't good for their health xd

  • @iiruehgrhr7179
    @iiruehgrhr7179 6 років тому +215

    "Set the microwave to potato" 😂😂I'm dead 😂😂😂

    • @kingjoyce6414
      @kingjoyce6414 6 років тому

      Iiru Ehgrhr I think microwave is of the potato

    • @oleadsr8186
      @oleadsr8186 5 років тому +2

      I dont understand whats funny here. Some microwaves have potato mode. so set it to potato 🥔. (Gopnik from Moscow)

  • @anxiousweeb8753
    @anxiousweeb8753 4 роки тому +309

    3:48 every Asian laughing rn

  • @SCP--cz5tw
    @SCP--cz5tw 4 роки тому +1

    2 years later, I tried the pan method, and it really works (and is good) thank you Boris

  • @Tiagotaf
    @Tiagotaf 4 роки тому +2

    I ate these things when I was a kid, then I started mixing flower and water and making my own. It turns out it's actually cheaper and healthier.

  • @BluFirefox101
    @BluFirefox101 4 роки тому +64

    4:51 this part actually killed me 🤣🤣

  • @isimsoyisim460
    @isimsoyisim460 4 роки тому +39

    1:43 "But i am sure worse things have been done to kettles in dorm rooms and motels.
    That is true, Boris.
    Minus the dorm rooms
    *people used kettles to clean underwear blyat*

    • @anndrei1857
      @anndrei1857 4 роки тому +7

      *highschoolness intensifies*

  • @drfreshey
    @drfreshey 3 роки тому +2

    When I was in college (and also now tbh), I always made my noodles in the coffee machine, and steamed broccoli in it too.

  • @MubashirAR
    @MubashirAR 3 роки тому +1

    We almost always make it in a pan..but cover it for the first few minutes. Tastes delicious!

  • @jacobmercer1701
    @jacobmercer1701 6 років тому +1299

    Instant spaghet

    • @mediocremanlp6251
      @mediocremanlp6251 6 років тому +7

      R Λ Z Ξ R
      No

    • @ukuleletechgeek6996
      @ukuleletechgeek6996 6 років тому +5

      Dead meme

    • @jacobmercer1701
      @jacobmercer1701 6 років тому +12

      SeanTheSkater hello, ‘young youtuber trying to start new beginnings’, i commented this a month ago. Fucking hit puberty before you speak to me you infant

    • @ukuleletechgeek6996
      @ukuleletechgeek6996 6 років тому +5

      Jacob Mercer uncalled for dude. I wasn’t trying to rag on you. I was just wanting like a “haha.” I understand that’s not your bag, and it’s cool

    • @cyanide7401
      @cyanide7401 6 років тому

      Instant sphragrett

  • @plsno782
    @plsno782 5 років тому +195

    UA-cam subtitles at:
    0:01
    0:22
    0:48
    2:00
    2:28
    2:48
    3:42
    4:18
    4:40
    5:48
    5:54
    6:18
    7:02
    and
    10:26 are blyatiful

  • @NFKhan-eu3ff
    @NFKhan-eu3ff 3 роки тому +7

    If I don't hear him with concentration it feels like he's speaking a foreign language

  • @jeremyhammond689
    @jeremyhammond689 3 роки тому +1

    The pot method is actually the only one I know, so these others have been pretty interesting to learn about.

  • @HotaruJuno
    @HotaruJuno 4 роки тому +403

    After 20 seconds i came to understand he is speaking english

    • @gardenmaster414
      @gardenmaster414 4 роки тому +45

      After a few videos you can decode his accent easy

    • @sksnet
      @sksnet 3 роки тому +10

      I thought he was speaking Russian

    • @unterdessen8822
      @unterdessen8822 3 роки тому +21

      I watched this with a Russian friend, who's an English teacher (used to work at a grammar school, now teaches conversational English for university students). His reaction: "I can't understand a word."

    • @bronze1324
      @bronze1324 3 роки тому +1

      I don’t want to know what your pfp is.
      *It scares me.*

    • @Ven52422
      @Ven52422 3 роки тому

      @@bronze1324 i literally had the same reaction

  • @crabbygeuino1310
    @crabbygeuino1310 4 роки тому +44

    Instructions unclear, ramen stuck in ceiling fan

  • @tangkwathetroublemakergirl555
    @tangkwathetroublemakergirl555 4 роки тому

    Perfect for my quarantine!

  • @Rocket_scientist_88
    @Rocket_scientist_88 11 місяців тому +1

    I’ve eaten the noodles raw from the package. Never once thought to add the flavor packet. Блядь! Thanks Boris!