7 LAZY WAYS TO MAKE INSTANT NOODLES - budget living
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1.OPEN PACKAGINGGG
2.EAT NOODLE BLOCKKK
3.DRINK BOILING WATERRRR
4.SNORT SEASONING POWDERRRR
fucking metal as FUCK, dude
Fujiwara Misaki Eyy, Fella with Satori Komeji Profile pic..
..That's a very good method, But i Prefer Smash the noodles, Mix it with seasoning, Use a spoon to take them up and cook it in hot water :D
Fujiwara Misaki nice i will try that thanks
5. HEADBANG A FEW TIMES TO MIX EVERYTHING
i thought i was the only one who doea this
i have tried this:
1. crush the noodles inside the packet
2. throw in the powder
3. shake well
4. E A T
I see there a russian men of culture
O bĺyat, is this a russian school boi?!
i have donne this so meni time ohh boi
Do you mean mamee monster
I do this and call it a "Hunger Buster"
1: open package
2: throw away noodle block
3: add seasoning packet to hot water
4: enjoying while contemplating what your doing with your life
@Dougthepugz4evr yes!!!
This brought me genuine pain
2: eat the noodle block
Shit, it's beef or chicken or pork soup for weak ass degenerates who can't handle noodles!!!
Soup
Coffe that tastes like noodles doesnt sound as bad as spicy coffee my dad accidently made from using the same pot he made chilli and washed it without soap
oh
Try a salty coffee, something my aunt did by accident when she mixed-up the salt and sugar.
@@ravenouself4181 same my mother also did it
Southern India has version of coffee with spices. Maybe you can look into that.
It is actually good to add a super small amount of salt into the coffeepowder. Will reduce the bitter taste.
Diet method:
Open package
Throw away noodle
Throw away flavour packets
Eat packaging
XD
And that's the healthiest way
And you will get a perfect body in a few days 😂
Of course frt, I enjoy this recipe every single time
Thats the turtle method
Literally 80% of these methods have a risk of summoning a demon
"Why is my furniture floating?"
There is a weird circle ritual sign in my pan
Lord salmonella being the first. Those are the signs of his most deadly power, dehydration.
Yes and it was my mom
That's the true Slav way!
"and put appropriate sign on top"
The sign: *is poison*
It's a good tactic that's why he does it blyat!
He's not wrong. It is poison.
@@MonaFromAnotherPlanet yes
I've heard University boys cooking noodles with clothes iron.
Jesus... that’s dangerous!
yum
@@toastwell6488 it is not dangerous it is sign of true Slav.
I would be surprised but knowing people in general, sounds about right.
Hahahaha, I do that for anything. Not just noodle. The problem is my room doesn't have a kitchen and using electric stove is too much load the MCB just trips. So I use whatever heating element I have that doesn't trip the MCB.
1:56 "Some people eat this 7 times a day."
Me: **laughs nervously**
Lmao same
wHaTeVeR BrO how are you alive?
@@chord8003 I once did that too, then later on I was hospitalized with kidney stones
@@geraldinefranco4673 seriously?
@@buuuub1104 yeah that was back when I was studying away from home and had to live alone in an apartment. I have more than enough money but I often use it on useless stuff so I often eat instant noodles for a month or two before I got UTI then I held back a bit but still ate some then when I knew it I got kidney stones
"Honorable Mentions"
I mean i can't imagine there's that many more ways to make instant noodles
(pulls out toaster)
*FEAR*
There is also another way ....*have no water*...no problem...take the noodles and burn it slightly over a campfire like how you do with marshmallows....now your noodles isn't raw and it's somewhat healthy to eat
Oh yeah it's also beneficial if you dont have a pan
This comment made me laugh
666 likes
You can probably deep fry them too
"Debil" in Spanish means "Weak"
Debil in russian means "Moron"
I'm pretty sure it's normal
Edit: Scrap everything, Debil is Debil.
It doesn’t mean moron, it means dumbass
@@dewannabe8845 тупица
Debil in brazil means someone with dementia
@@carborizado Makes sense. In polish debil comes from debilizm, which was used for mental disabilities
In slavic Countries,it means Dumbass
3:45 I always thought this was the standard way of preparing ramen noodles...
Demon
I do it too
Same, i never heard of making them by covering them
it is not a RAMEN noodle tho...
and in post-Soviet countries, it is written on the packages of instant noodles that you must cook by covering them with smth
Honestly that's my favorite method of doin them. Greetings from Poland, blyat.
Probably healthier way
Open package
Throw out noodles
Throw out packet
Throw out package
Eat bowl
Eat spoon/fork
Explode (recommended but optional)
The true way to eat n o o d l e
eat S P O R K
Just eat the seasoning.
Your humor is weird and I love it
@@anileaf7267 lol sonetimes I eat the seasoning when the noodles cook
the caveman deluxe: *literally eats the unopened package*
ooga booga
Yabba dabba do
Approved
Extra calories
Caveman ++ just eat package
"What is this? A western spy camera in my food???" I died
4:51
"What is this, a western spy camera?" I died 😂 😂
"is poisoned"
rasputin: delicious finally some good fucking food
Lol
Doug Dimmadome!? owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome?!
That was dark
Boney.M
Boris you forget the washing machine method
!!!!!!!
hahahaha
Suspenceful
IT IS CAULDRON YOU IDIOT.
That only works if you bring Satan
Numi Nex
Is triggered
Suspenceful thats only for ramen eating contests with the devil
"How to survive college in 7 CRAZY ways!"
How to survive if you're poor.
How to commit suicide with noodles
You WILL be SHOCKED!
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@@rbxless
This is what my life has come to...watching a ruasian guy making instat noodles for 8 minutes straight
(No offence to boris im a huge fan and no regrets watching dis)
Lol he's Estonian
Main cooking rule of Boris: If you see flame coming from pot you have gone too far. Start over.
And *always* celebrate that you didn't burn your house down
товарищ Димитрий brother
I do noodles in the Italian way. It's like the pot way only you boil the water Before inserting the noodles
I ΛM DΣΛD so
That must-ard be Felix ketchup.
I know.
No, I am not a western spy.
True slav way:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of noodles
3. Drink boiling water
4. Snort seasoning
5. Rush B
Fedor stolen comment
Quantum Ridley You can't steel comments. Also, I gave my own twist on it and I haven't seen it around here
Fedor more like
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of noodles
3. Drink vodka
4. Snort powdered mayonez
5. Rush B
Fedor If you haven’t seen it around, how do you know you gave a twist on it?
Hey Ghost I saw it like a year ago. It is quite a well known meme, so I thought I gave a own twist on that meme. Also; why the fuck do I still get comments on this comment
I don't cook instant ramen very often. But when I do, I go for the pot method. This allows for extra ingredients. Personally, I like to throw in a whole can of mushrooms, water included for flavor. If you have some leftover meat lying around, that works nicely. Also, you can substitute the packet with whatever powdered gravy goes along with your meat, or even a small bullion cube if you don't want it so thick. Using actual broth is a power move, but if you have enough money to afford that, you shouldn't be eating ramen.
I mean, you can totally make some discount noodle soup using instant ramen with whatever scraps of uncooked chicken you have left! Just be sure to season it first
@@shadyfsmusics Also make sure it hasn’t gone bad yet.
If the chicken smells like death incarnate, congrats, you’ve officially made something objectively less healthy than instant ramen.
You should try the ramen burrito.
1. Open one end of the ramen package, take out the seasoning.
2. Crush the noodles into little pieces.
3. Add the seasoning back and hot water, 2-3 tablespoons is enough.
4. Stir it around with a fork and press the water out.
5. Make the mixture tight and not loose.
6. Put a weight on top of it for about 5-8 minutes
You'll get a ramen burrito that is flavored but not overly pungent or salty. And it holds it's shape and you can pick it up and eat it on the go.
Or you throw away that heart attack packet and mix in cheese and flavored chips, then you have good burrito without it being a salt bomb.
He showed us *7* ways
"Lazy Noodles" has *11* letters
This video is 7:11
Ok
Ok.
Noice
bruh
He also bought the noodles at 7-eleven
1. Hammer the noodle block into powder
2. Add some water
3. Put in the oven
Noodle cake
Aw hell nah
First you use sickle on noodles, THEN hammer.
why did i try to click noodle cake
Raman halva
i would actually try that.
You know I find it interesting how he mentions that some people have never heard of making noodles in a pot. In America that's the exact directions they print on the packaging
Funnily enough, we actually use the pot method, albeit we add enough water to drown it for soup. Yes, I am one of those people who eats the soup after eating all the noodles.
Me too! I've actually never heard of making them anyother way til now
Me too
I use the classic/original way, but i am one of those too who eats the soup
The most slavic way to eat instant noodles.
Boil water
Swallow noodle blocks
Swallow boiling water
Snort flavor powder
Spend saved time playing Russian roulette
Or do it straight away because it is going to kill you anyway.
@@panzerschiff9805 r/wooosh
@@coughme I think I have a better Idea
-Smoke the seasoning
-Crush the Noodles to power and snort them
-Go and Rush M(oskow)
My friend that is suicide
@@panzerschiff9805 russian roulette is a game with a chance of being shot you stupid plus noodles don't kill the people who eat too much do
Me an italian:
*see ketchup*
*my heart stop*
Me again: noodles aren't real pasta you can use ketchup on them
*my heart start again
@@Aeternum_Gaming thats not what he means you idiot, he said this because pasta is the most common italian dish, who cares where they come from
@h3lix86 chill my dude
If it’s noodles pasta no difference for me I eat them whit any sauce 👍
@@Aeternum_Gaming *204 ad*
@@Aeternum_Gaming you donk, Italian Pasta is not like Chinese noodles
05:42 THAT IS A FELIX KETCHUP BOTTLE
YOU ARE SWEDISH BORIS I HAVE FIGURED IT OUT
I think he received that in a fan mail video
hes estonian
He is the shashlik king, we shouldn't bother figuring which country he came from, all we need to know is to never forget the bay leaf.
@@1david1r47 He's a Russian, he has lived in Estonia... nut he's Russian
We have felix ketchup in finland too
😂 I’ve never heard someone call ramen noodles “artificial food”.
What the freak…lmao eww putting making blender ready noodles😂…it was so mushy😂😂.
Probably bcs they so cheap its arguable how much of it is actual food. Also boris said in another video that you have to check packaging if its made of flower, so i think that says enough dont you think?
Because it is artificial junk food. Absolute garbage.
instant noodles were invented after ww2, japan had food shortages, america felt bad for nuking so they gave wheat and said "sorry for dah nukes, you can hav wheat to make bred" so this guy "we dont even eat bread"so he made the idea, and so the idea was make noodle block thats easily reheatable. and instant noodles and cup noodles were born. now a phew billion units are sold a year
Me too, but I cant agree more, so truth 😂
Best way to eat Instant regret:
-Cook noodles.
-Add seasoning.
-Drain.
-Add cut up hotdogs and ketchup.
-Enjoy your prison spaghetti.
Thumbnail:instant regret
Me:what could go wrong
You 4got the can of wolf brand chilli
CAPTALIST FOOOOOD
1. Eat raw block of noodles
2. Drink boiling water
3. Snort flavor powder
@@RickSigma yeah, I already saw like 20 top comments that have that exact same method. Copy and paste much? Be original, don't steal other people's work. Become a leader, not a follower.
When I was in University, we were not allowed to have hot plates or coffee makers in our dorms, but we WERE allowed to have an iron for our clothes. So, I'd put a towel in the sink, put the iron upside down in the middle of the towel (which holds it in place), place the pot on top of it, and crank the iron to maximum temperature.
Wait they banned hot plates and coffee machines? Did they also ban toasters as well?
That's probably how to burn down the whole University
PookAcrylic damn ur life surley sucked
i rather live in north korea
Boris: "everything is healthier than this."
Uranium: "am I a joke to you?"
I remember eating the seasoned but uncooked noodles while working in the office to the the horror of the french clients that I didn't know were visiting our studio. There was no water but hey we have a local snack thats basically just flavored uncooked noodles (but super cheaper) so it's perfectly valid.
List of *MOST* unhealty things:
1 Ebay instant noodles
2 instant noodles
3 Plutonium
4 Uranium
5 Sand
6. Y O U R • E X
@@theq53 No gopniks in chernobyl only old people
@@ShujitoDM No it is 1.
Sand killed Anakin so I guess it checks out
Nooo uranium is me best meal ever!!
Boris? Who sponsored you with money to buy these packages? I am pretty sure you couldn't afford all these noodles.
+Adan The Driver
people on Patreon clearly
Next tine try lasagna
Adan The Driver
Nothing like toasted lasagna.
Adan The Driver *_PATREOOONNN_*
Life of Boris I just tried this today and it was a bad idea but it was like 7 years old
Here is reason why making noodles in a pot is better.
The sack where the noodles are in it might be sitting in the ship for years.
You put the water first in the pot and put the spices in (you can also put meat and some vegetables in it to). When its boiling the bad bacteria *might go*. put water on the noodles and you're done.
Bonus: you should leave the soup in it, so the noodles will keep the taste and eating the noodles while drinking the soup together tastes good.
Healthiest way: throw noodles, throw seasoning, throw package, throw water, just eat the air
Psychopath way:
Eat noodle block
Drink boiling water
Snort seasoning powder
True Slav way:
1. Bring the noodles
2. Implode a nuclear reactor
3. ???
4. Profit
Tonni 3. Shit on Western Spy Camera
Tonni you for got to yell cheeki breeki and squat
Tonni se oli tonnin seteli
TheRaniel03 ...
ok
"Eating noodles on a regular basis is as healthy as sunbathing in chenrobyl."
Me: **Chuckles** I'm in danger.
Yeah imma try stopping
@@Triadii He meaned eating them daily as major meals is not healthy, as they are not really that rich in stuff that your body needs.
well if normal noodles are as healthy as subbathing in chernobyl then might as go sunbathing
@@cheesers9314 chernobyl is a nuclear radioactive powerplant
@@nuunoali8173 that was from 1 year ago
You know Boris is RICH when he buys not "Anakom" but something else for the noodles
Used to be a hotel cleaner. Can confirm that kettles are used to "sanitize" socks and underwear.
Edit: the coffee pots and microwaves too.
"Set microwave to potato" Instructions unclear, microwave stuck in noodles
This is the first video i am watching from this guy and i alr love him
Also watch slav king
Jordan Wong same
Western spi
Jordan Wong same
Welcome to slav world!
what i do: boild water with spices on pot until it starts to boil remember put another pot with holes at bottom with small sausages to top of the water pot with led so sausages get steamed nicely. when it's boiled take it out from stove and put noodels to that water for 3 or more minutes, then remove water and serve steamed sausages and noodles on plate.
Eat a block of ramen
Country with Mamee noodle block: *Ok*
Mamee was actually the tastiest instant noodle block i ever tasted. It was literally edible as raw
And my favourite mamee itik coz it taste like Mamee monster 😁✌️
My 6th grade class crave this. Now graduated and don’t really see them anymore in the cafeteria
For the past 5 years instant chicken noodles has been the soul thing keeping me alive. And helping me keep my record blood pressure of 1000 psi
George Brown So, about the equivalent of 68 earth atmospheres?
I don't see a problem here.
Add some lime juice. Room mate got scurvy cause he had like zero vitamin c for a year and a half. We still call him ARRRR
Why wouldn't you just call him "Scurvy"? Has a better ring to it.
You could rent yourself out to run ferris wheel hydraulics.
*sole
Easiest way to make instant noodles:
1)Throw in toilet
2)Flush
Considering how little of it will actually be used by the human body you might as well hurry up and put it where it's gonna end up anyways; not like you're losing anything :D
Sky Eye You forgot step 1.5, sniff the 'flavouring'
Sky Eye Not true. We use the salt.
Im poor my friend i need those
Sky Eye it's takes like weeks for the stomach to fully digest ramen noodle.
17 cents is what I'm losing. 17. Cents.
I remember how hard my grandma laughed when she first heart "cheeki breeki"
I remember a few years ago i tried making noodles with my coffee machine but i forgot i already had coffee grounds in it and made coffee noodles which tasted down right horrific
I think your microwave is broken - you set it to potato but it stayed microwave...
LMAO! hahaa
I really wondered why my CS:GO fps went to 3 all of the sudden. Better tell boris to set it back to computer
Fuck off blyat.
FUCK OFF CYKA BLYAT
Best comment ever.
1. open packaging
2. put dry noodles and seasoning in bowl
3. add beans
4. eat the beans
No no no,
1. Open package
2. Swallow noodles
3. Drink boiling water
4. Snort seasoning
5. Wake up in sewer of Chernobyl naked and poor 5 hours later
@@anglepsychoFAST BUSINESS!
Boris will be my go to guy in 4 years time when I'm going to live by myself with a minimum wage job
Add noodles to small pot with enough water to come halfway up the noodle block. Add seasoning packet (and maybe some crushed garlic if you have it), and cook over medium heat until noodles are done. Serve with the broth- that's seriously the best part.
I have never heard of the "original way". I've always put square in bowl, cover with water, cook 3 minute, drain water, mix pack. Makes it stellar tasting
What he means by original way is the original lazy way :P cooking it in the pot is what is described on most of the good noodle packs
i eat it with spicy
The water really does make the flavor disappear if you think about it.
i eat with water.
This is a lazy method it instead of on a stove you cook in a microwave
"What is this? a Western spy camera? in my food"
Damn it! He got use... 😡🤣
Us*
Funny how he put 9 packs of noodles in a container labeled “toast”
4:15
me: eating glowing stuff from Chernobyl
also me: phew
"What is this western spy camera doing in my food!?!"
Rypiiee2004 *W E S T E R N S P Y C A M E R A*
"Sir, he's found the camera."
"Cursed, clever Slav! Right then, time for plan B; deploy the gopnikdroid."
But seriously, there was a actual camera there. Stupid westerns.
Oy blien
@@DoomMater we westerns never said we were smart
Here's another way:
Let's say you're camping and drunk gopnik forgot to bring a pot. I've never actually tried this so send me to gulag if it doesn't/didn't work.
1. You open the packaging without destroying it.
2. You take the seasoning out and fill the package with water.
3. Squat down for most comfortable position
4. Set the packaged noodles ontop of the fire so the water boils
5. Now, because i'm a blin and noticed how idiotic it is mid-writing, notice that the plastic has molten and fused together with your still hard and now even more unedible noodles.
It's actually not as dumb as it sounds, some prison recipes involve a similar proceedure, except a chip bag is usually used instead of the ramen packet(s) and the ramen is usually crushed up before hand.
Solomon the kaiju demon Worked 👍
I can here boris saying it
i didn't work for me
2:11 = In Indonesia, Majority of people ussualy eat like that when they Doesn't have any water to cook, or when they Lazy to cook it 😂
Boris, your frying pan method has changed how i eat ramen forever. Thank you
how to do it cheeki style
1.put it in your mouth
2.put hot water in mouth
3.put the seasoning
4.cover mouth
5.when soft,put in bowl
now enjoy
I agree, screw the bowl. Best method bc bowl and utensil not needed.
@@r4hmed r/wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooossssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Lol
@@r4hmed double wooosh
@@kondoiiall3681 This might be woooooshception
Why can I smell the noodles
Potato Man it will kill you POISON
Potato Man are you on end of month and cooked them accidently blyat
Potato Man me too blin
Bcz I just ate some😂
Probably your neighbor vadim using your microwave again
When I was a student I used to have a second kettle for the specific purpose of boiling saveloys in.
I lived on instant noodles for a whole month once while I was in college. I found that the microwave way was best, put seasoning in bottom of the bowl, put noodle brick on top, put just enough water in bowl that the noodle brick is floating, put in microwave for 6 minutes, add siracha sauce for extra flavor, then enjoy. The 6 minutes with right amount of water makes just noodles and not a watery soup.
now this is the quality content i'm looking for
finally a recipe that matches to me :)
"What is this? A western spy camera? In my food?"
*Once you have cleared up the surveillance cameras--*
@@MrChaosCL yep we did sir....and yet I liked it 😊
What is this trend of quoting a video and getting 100 upvotes?
@@1d10tcannotmakeusername Who calls them upvotes?!
@@DrewFr33m4nn You just answered your own question.
That's where the vitamins are
5:58 You have to be a true Slav to survive what Boris has been through
There was a time in my life where these were about all I could afford. And it had to be the cup versions. I did get pretty creative on what I added to them. After those days, it was a number of years before I would eat this stuff again. Grew to really hate it when I didn't have any choice in the matter!
@Fenyk The prices between the two aren't so different here in the U.S., though I think the packets give ya a better quality meal.
Instructions Unclear.
Attacked random Gopnik on the street.
JoVi eh, is fairly normal occurrence anyway
JoVi it's OK I did the same just repeat till you have 5 western spy scalps
JoVi I attacked a church what were in the noodles boris
instructions not clear
blended noodles to create blin's dough
let's count that as a victory
no no
1. Boil water, drink it
2. just eat tge ramem crunchy hard
3.snort the powder sauce
Deli Para Dude why the fuck are there so many copycats like you stealing the top comment?
4. Learn how to spell
Dude that is fucked up!!
get this person a Nobel peace prize
*powder sauce*
What kind of seasoning do you have?
As someone who comes from the country that produces one of the most popular instant noodles, I'm so proud of this
People who uses a Rice Cooker to make noodles: *Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk with you again...*
I actually watches all of the ads before his videos to make sure he gets his money.
Not all heroes wear capes.
Oh. Damn
Mercy Ojo speech 100
you don't have to. the companies pay him to show the ad. 5 seconds or 1 minute, he still gets payed the same.
Miiranga if they have ads on their videos they earn money so if you don't think they deserve money don't watch them
How we do it in germany:
Buy
Punch
Throw away oil
Put flavour in
Shake
Eat
HAHAHHA YUMYUM
Niemand mag das Öl.
There’s actually a Malaysian snack meant to be eaten like that
We in the netherlands do the exact same
@@gmgunnhildr2711 they don't have the royalty of mamee..... xD
You can also put the noodles in the coffee mashine where you put the filter
Here in Japan, the land of ramen and sushi and good food (looking at you UK) there’s an instant ramen that can be eaten without having to be cooked; and the thing is, it’s actually delicious!
ngl im a bit jealous of all the other countries for having actually good food
ah yes...
the first boris video i ever watched
this will always have a special lace in my heart for showing me such an amazing channel
> special lace in my heart
> lace in my heart
> lace
I think you might need a trip to the surgeon.
Mine was the Slav your Car video
I am a culinary student, and you Boris, are an inspiration. Thank you!
Ahh yes, classic Boris. Just what a Sunday evening calls for
2:15
now this is the best way, remember eating it for no reason like that when i was 7-12
and i still haven't tried them normally, only dry noodles
when i was in eight grade, our local grocery store started selling noodles for like 20 cents or smth (incredibly cheap considering its norway) and everyone in my class bought like five packs every day. the entire school was just filled with tiny broken off noodle pieces and seasoning packets for weeks. hell on earth
@@malwarev xd
F for your school cleaner, I bet it wasn't fun to clean
In our country(russia) cheapest instant noodles cost around 10¢, remember buying it after school sometimes xd
But not so much, i bet it wasn't good for their health xd
"Set the microwave to potato" 😂😂I'm dead 😂😂😂
Iiru Ehgrhr I think microwave is of the potato
I dont understand whats funny here. Some microwaves have potato mode. so set it to potato 🥔. (Gopnik from Moscow)
3:48 every Asian laughing rn
Xd ikr
Use A Wok
TheHypedDude yes, I cook a wok in the pan instead of noodles
Every time lol
Uk
2 years later, I tried the pan method, and it really works (and is good) thank you Boris
I ate these things when I was a kid, then I started mixing flower and water and making my own. It turns out it's actually cheaper and healthier.
4:51 this part actually killed me 🤣🤣
rip
Rest in peace.
1:43 "But i am sure worse things have been done to kettles in dorm rooms and motels.
That is true, Boris.
Minus the dorm rooms
*people used kettles to clean underwear blyat*
*highschoolness intensifies*
When I was in college (and also now tbh), I always made my noodles in the coffee machine, and steamed broccoli in it too.
We almost always make it in a pan..but cover it for the first few minutes. Tastes delicious!
Instant spaghet
R Λ Z Ξ R
No
Dead meme
SeanTheSkater hello, ‘young youtuber trying to start new beginnings’, i commented this a month ago. Fucking hit puberty before you speak to me you infant
Jacob Mercer uncalled for dude. I wasn’t trying to rag on you. I was just wanting like a “haha.” I understand that’s not your bag, and it’s cool
Instant sphragrett
UA-cam subtitles at:
0:01
0:22
0:48
2:00
2:28
2:48
3:42
4:18
4:40
5:48
5:54
6:18
7:02
and
10:26 are blyatiful
Lmao
**blyat splat*
im not stupid the video is 7:11
If I don't hear him with concentration it feels like he's speaking a foreign language
The pot method is actually the only one I know, so these others have been pretty interesting to learn about.
After 20 seconds i came to understand he is speaking english
After a few videos you can decode his accent easy
I thought he was speaking Russian
I watched this with a Russian friend, who's an English teacher (used to work at a grammar school, now teaches conversational English for university students). His reaction: "I can't understand a word."
I don’t want to know what your pfp is.
*It scares me.*
@@bronze1324 i literally had the same reaction
Instructions unclear, ramen stuck in ceiling fan
Perfect for my quarantine!
I’ve eaten the noodles raw from the package. Never once thought to add the flavor packet. Блядь! Thanks Boris!