How to make Doctor's sausage - Cooking with Boris

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  • Опубліковано 17 лис 2019
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    3:44 start of recipe
    4:10 why it is called "Doctor's sausage"
    8:03 face reveal
    11:24 start the boiling
    12:15 tasting
    ingredients and tools:
    110g pork (cold)
    20g beef (cold)
    20g pork fat (cold)
    40ml milk (cold)
    some ice (cold, duh)
    1/4 tsp ground black pepper
    1/4 tsp ground nutmeg
    1/2 tbsp salt
    1 tsp sugar
    1/2 egg
    sausage skin or plastic wrap
    some string
    plastic bag (or a sausage maker machine)
    thermometer
    a blender
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  • @stephmaccormick3195
    @stephmaccormick3195 4 роки тому +9570

    "Cold water will shrink sausage a bit you should already know this is normal."
    - Boris, 2019

    • @pxolqopt3597
      @pxolqopt3597 4 роки тому +417

      Explains why my sausage is so tiny

    • @reitypei5568
      @reitypei5568 4 роки тому +98

      @@pxolqopt3597 hmmm

    • @slipup7582
      @slipup7582 4 роки тому +40

      lol the top two comments are like connected.

    • @AxDhan
      @AxDhan 4 роки тому +65

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @snens7179
      @snens7179 4 роки тому +75

      @@elainebaticioto9524 water usually makes things wet yea

  • @NotaCatGirll
    @NotaCatGirll 3 роки тому +4197

    Boris does us a kindness by not revealing his face, as gazing upon such a true slav would cause our eyes to melt.

    • @PC_Simo
      @PC_Simo 2 роки тому +141

      It’s like staring directly at the Sun. For 10 hours straight.

    • @lancehobbs8012
      @lancehobbs8012 2 роки тому +92

      The 3 striped pupils tend to freak out Germanic white people

    • @e100ausf.conster2
      @e100ausf.conster2 2 роки тому +34

      If you are calling him ugly...you will be never be slav again.but if not then yes...i agree

    • @e100ausf.conster2
      @e100ausf.conster2 2 роки тому +14

      @@lancehobbs8012 yup as a german i agree

    • @jinxhex
      @jinxhex 2 роки тому +9

      Oh my god the DougDoug pfp

  • @theclashingcrafter5354
    @theclashingcrafter5354 3 роки тому +1847

    "This is doctor's sausage, not some medical assistants sausage"
    I'M ACTUALLY DEAD

  • @endlessmasks
    @endlessmasks 3 роки тому +677

    Boris is so pure for finding pig fat accidentally getting stuck to a bowl funny. Never change, you smol happy fruit.

    • @GoblinRaccoon
      @GoblinRaccoon 3 роки тому +16

      Wholesome

    • @istvanpalanki5316
      @istvanpalanki5316 3 роки тому +42

      seriously who wouldn't find that funny

    • @hahayes1220
      @hahayes1220 2 роки тому +19

      such a blyatiful man with a very slav personality

    • @ruby.the.weirdo
      @ruby.the.weirdo 2 роки тому +15

      His laugh gave me so much serotonin

    • @justseffstuff3308
      @justseffstuff3308 2 роки тому +8

      Yesss, that genuine laugh he had at that brightened my evening

  • @kdesikdosi5900
    @kdesikdosi5900 4 роки тому +4919

    "and what better way to add the colour of red"
    *soviet anthem plays*

  • @the_sad_gopnik6220
    @the_sad_gopnik6220 4 роки тому +2414

    *you are the master of your own sausage*
    -Boris 2019

    • @layonyatsu7203
      @layonyatsu7203 4 роки тому +45

      destroy dick december be like

    • @MrPrius-fy1sc
      @MrPrius-fy1sc 4 роки тому +21

      *MY BODY IS MY OWN*

    • @jakobc.2558
      @jakobc.2558 4 роки тому +22

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Betojb007
      @Betojb007 4 роки тому +5

      Words to live by

    • @ivorymantis1026
      @ivorymantis1026 4 роки тому +6

      You are master of own sausage until one too many vodka take place.
      Then sausage is own master.

  • @Scouter5050
    @Scouter5050 3 роки тому +105

    Stalker call of pripyat literally have a description that says "Doctors sausage, a diet food mainly consisted of boiled and minced sausage given as a prescription for malnutrition, it is also a stalkers breakfast lunch dinner."

    • @uraniummore770
      @uraniummore770 2 роки тому +19

      They had some troubles in... Thirties, I guess? Don't really remember, but there was a point in Soviet history, when people were just collapsing at the street. Starving to death, as they walk. My grandparents survived that period by having excess some corn stashed up from before it started. And, in spite of all that, doctor's sausage could actually help you with malnutrition, because apparently it was easy to digest. Not sure if I described it correctly, because I didn't actually study Soviet history, just heard some from the older relatives

  • @EllpaFox47
    @EllpaFox47 Рік тому +66

    Ok now I’m just picturing Boris in a courtroom squatting on the table wearing a tie

  • @dark14life
    @dark14life 4 роки тому +4214

    Step 1: Find a doctor
    Step 2: Cut off his sausage
    Step 3: Run, you're now a criminal

    • @burikinodance
      @burikinodance 4 роки тому +71

      Underrated

    • @joanlammatao1365
      @joanlammatao1365 4 роки тому +65

      Wait...i know what you mean

    • @LethalMonarch
      @LethalMonarch 4 роки тому +167

      Step 4: get some bread, fresh tomato, cucumber, and mayonnaise. Enjoy.

    • @OffensiveVin
      @OffensiveVin 4 роки тому +113

      Instructions unclear I cut my own sausage off.

    • @watermelonlame8832
      @watermelonlame8832 4 роки тому +40

      I don't have to be a criminal B3
      I have doctor's sausage in shop near my home
      SLAVIC POWER KURWAS

  • @IdamDwiAditya
    @IdamDwiAditya 4 роки тому +3392

    *"Some people plant trees, I make sausage"*
    Boris 2019

    • @BB_6w6
      @BB_6w6 4 роки тому +8

      @@Trash7Trash7Trash7 yes

    • @1atem
      @1atem 4 роки тому +13

      @@Trash7Trash7Trash7 Mr Beast wants to know your location

    • @Phazmatix
      @Phazmatix 4 роки тому +5

      But he used natural ingridients so still helping the earth

    • @amanofculture4076
      @amanofculture4076 4 роки тому +2

      @@Trash7Trash7Trash7 Holy yes

    • @marieclaud7883
      @marieclaud7883 4 роки тому +2

      Daniel Downey blessed yes

  • @butterss1178
    @butterss1178 3 роки тому +238

    I love how Boris is the only chef that said that you should use a different cutting board for raw meat

    • @OctoBirb8Claws
      @OctoBirb8Claws 2 роки тому +9

      (...and then breaks that rule 2.5 years later with the mcdonalds video)

    • @just_a_simple_creature
      @just_a_simple_creature Рік тому

      I will not ruin the 69 likes but know that this comment is equal to one like :)

  • @alexc3504
    @alexc3504 3 роки тому +64

    As an american I find a lot of the food Boris makes here appealing... I've tried chebureki because of this guy.

  • @shieldphaser
    @shieldphaser 4 роки тому +884

    "Dirty again, I just clean this place"
    Cooking in a nutshell.

  • @danshiba1498
    @danshiba1498 4 роки тому +465

    As a uni student living by himself, I realised how much of a life saver these videos are

    • @qwormuli77
      @qwormuli77 4 роки тому +73

      @Pigeon Wouldn't call them all that healthy, but with true ingredients. And besides 9/10 soviet doctors agree, eating is better than not eating!

    • @raumfahreturschutze
      @raumfahreturschutze 4 роки тому +6

      @@qwormuli77 10th doctor went to gulag.

    • @lzhiwei
      @lzhiwei 4 роки тому +1

      @Pigeon healthy
      1cm thick slab of butter on 2cm thick bread
      pick one

    • @alexgade4512
      @alexgade4512 4 роки тому +6

      @Lassi Kinnunen eh it's what people can get for the money tbh. Healthy food is expensive.
      Myself I usually just stick to liverpate and some dark bread since that's what's readily available in DK. In poland it was actually Dr Sausage because it came in big rolls for almost no money and it could be eaten cold, fried, added to eggs. It was a pretty versatile thing to have around and it had a longer shelf life than for example a whole chicken or a head of lettuce.

  • @3PSILONletsplays
    @3PSILONletsplays 2 роки тому +14

    We have sausage like this in Germany too.. we call it "Fleischwurst" which basically translates to "meat sausage". I think they are pretty much the same.

    • @hahayes1220
      @hahayes1220 2 роки тому

      it’s so fucking good, I grew up eating it and every time I eat it I cry a little, childhood memories

  • @D0nkih0te91
    @D0nkih0te91 3 роки тому +38

    Ah yes, the only sausage one needs in his life. It is also an essential part of the Hungarian kitchen ... especially as student. You name it omelette, pasta, sandwich , etc. Eat it out of the bag, fry it, boil it ... there's just no limit to what you can do with it.

    • @kobked-x
      @kobked-x 2 місяці тому

      that's what she said ;)

  • @LiquidDanger343
    @LiquidDanger343 4 роки тому +723

    4:47 is probably the most wholesome slavic laugh I have ever heard.

  • @pepperonidogfart2080
    @pepperonidogfart2080 4 роки тому +3697

    Boris doesn’t need a face reveal, the mystery makes his videos more intense. A reveal would make the Slavic experience boring

  • @MarkNunezF
    @MarkNunezF 3 роки тому +20

    I randomly found this "suggested" video. I heard around the first 4 seconds of this guy and immediately subscribed.

  • @first782
    @first782 3 роки тому +4

    Just slap milk until it takes shape...honestly the best description of butter I've ever heard

  • @baadKaarmmaa
    @baadKaarmmaa 4 роки тому +1464

    Can we just agree that komrad's Boris laugh is the most pure thing ever

  • @beck3k
    @beck3k 4 роки тому +2044

    "Yes I know what you are thinking"
    *Sausage condom*

  • @user-sn7ep9mv7d
    @user-sn7ep9mv7d Рік тому +5

    For those who don't know what 'chernobyl rainwater' is, its called taragan (tah-reh-gahn), or tarragon. Not the herb, but rather the drink (which does have the herb inside of it). It is an acquired taste for most, however I would still recommend it.

  • @user-lc5bu9bm7v
    @user-lc5bu9bm7v 2 роки тому +9

    Im going to comment on every video that Boris should collab with his babushka and Anatoli and they all wear masks and make delicious food while commenting on the old, simpler times. I love his family oriented videos, so wholesome.

  • @12inchesofworm26
    @12inchesofworm26 4 роки тому +859

    Hearing Boris laugh
    And being alive for that wholesome moment
    Of butter
    And chance
    Has been the greatest achievement of my life

    • @asit6947
      @asit6947 4 роки тому +16

      He used to laugh more in his older videos.. I thought that he didn't enjoy youtube anymore

    • @mayamuller9233
      @mayamuller9233 4 роки тому +1

      Underrated

    • @looeegy
      @looeegy 4 роки тому +14

      That was pig fat, not butter

    • @csongorhodossy4485
      @csongorhodossy4485 4 роки тому +1

      blyatiful commant

    • @12inchesofworm26
      @12inchesofworm26 4 роки тому +4

      @@looeegy Pig Butter

  • @serbiamp4
    @serbiamp4 4 роки тому +2572

    Gordon: I cooked a catfish, a conger eel, a king crab and a puffin.
    Boris: doctor sosig

    • @Sharpless2
      @Sharpless2 4 роки тому +75

      and believe me, i would choose doctor sosig any time over any of that salty pricks food.

    • @kadi00z32
      @kadi00z32 4 роки тому +7

      @@Sharpless2 that's fair.

    • @literallynobody.989
      @literallynobody.989 4 роки тому +15

      which Gordon? GORDON FREEMAN?!

    • @mewpilot8742
      @mewpilot8742 4 роки тому +19

      @@Sharpless2 how is gordon ramsay a "salty prick"?

    • @Vox_Popul1
      @Vox_Popul1 4 роки тому +23

      Dead Meme I like Boris but why the hate towards Gordon? He’s a really good chef

  • @Buslingthorpe
    @Buslingthorpe 2 роки тому +7

    8:50 Forbidden strawberry ice cream

  • @johnzavacki6669
    @johnzavacki6669 2 роки тому +54

    Making this tonight with my son. Polish Slavs must eat to maintain superior strength! Niech żyje Borys!

  • @blah703
    @blah703 3 роки тому +2091

    "Butter not hard to make, just s l a p m I l k until it take shape" - Boris 2019

    • @maggotfurby2476
      @maggotfurby2476 3 роки тому +55

      Well, he's not wrong 🤣👍

    • @fryloc359
      @fryloc359 3 роки тому +42

      Davie504 has entered the chat

    • @bryanmerel
      @bryanmerel 3 роки тому +20

      Its... actualy true..

    • @blah703
      @blah703 3 роки тому +12

      @@bryanmerel ik, it just sounds funny

    • @3amir126
      @3amir126 3 роки тому +1

      already try that to my girlfriend... and now she always requests me to make a butter

  • @nab7927
    @nab7927 4 роки тому +538

    Sometimes Boris actually sounds like he’s not speaking english and i love it

    • @alexgade4512
      @alexgade4512 4 роки тому +57

      I mean, sometimes he literally isn't.

    • @DrMFoster7
      @DrMFoster7 4 роки тому +4

      @Toiisha don't

    • @cooltwittertag
      @cooltwittertag 4 роки тому +7

      @Toiisha This isn't Reddit.

    • @cooltwittertag
      @cooltwittertag 4 роки тому +12

      @Toiisha Stop "linking" subreddits that no one outside cares about. It's just cringey.

    • @Hsaelt
      @Hsaelt 4 роки тому +4

      @Toiisha you posted cringe

  • @noggenfogger1324
    @noggenfogger1324 3 роки тому +11

    4:48 Such a glorious laugh, made my day, Comrade Boris

  • @acetrigger1337
    @acetrigger1337 3 роки тому +7

    didn't expect Boris to be a legit Homemade Cook.

  • @near1100
    @near1100 4 роки тому +843

    Boris: * pulls out cutting board *
    Also boris: * literally cuts everything while it is mid air *

    • @33rdswifty82
      @33rdswifty82 4 роки тому +8

      Yes,you copying another person's comment

    • @bbpoisonn
      @bbpoisonn 4 роки тому +13

      ThinnestEvaluation 11 tbh I don’t even care

    • @dizzyfizzy4203
      @dizzyfizzy4203 4 роки тому

      iiiiiiis boris!

    • @costamktostam
      @costamktostam 4 роки тому

      @@dizzyfizzy4203 busta! straight busta!

    • @adenkyramud5005
      @adenkyramud5005 4 роки тому

      @@bbpoisonn Keller izz da nahui

  • @sarcasm-83
    @sarcasm-83 4 роки тому +1864

    Wartime patient: "I sick"
    Wartime doctor: "Eat pig."
    Wartime patient: "How many pig?"
    Wartime doctor: "Make pig in sosig, eat one sosig in morning, one sosig evening"

    • @cleome9027
      @cleome9027 4 роки тому +64

      Heal up those bullet wounds no time

    • @janoschjobstmann4588
      @janoschjobstmann4588 4 роки тому +18

      the pig looked like something I want to deepthroat

    • @cactifromhi8165
      @cactifromhi8165 4 роки тому +22

      @@janoschjobstmann4588 ó-ò

    • @XeroSHWANG
      @XeroSHWANG 4 роки тому +9

      @@janoschjobstmann4588 maybe something you should keep to yourself ha

    • @XeroSHWANG
      @XeroSHWANG 4 роки тому +1

      @@janoschjobstmann4588 maybe just a mistranslation?

  • @stevenxiaofenghuang
    @stevenxiaofenghuang 2 роки тому +7

    I can’t stop laughing when we call that green soda “Chernobyl Rainwater”. I laughed a half hour.

  • @nopeitwasepilepsy4616
    @nopeitwasepilepsy4616 3 роки тому +13

    The nostalgia of putting this into a bowl of instant noodle with some omelette

  • @theboi9676
    @theboi9676 4 роки тому +557

    "some people make trees, I make sausage"
    -Life of Boris 2019
    best Russian content since Russian content existed

  •  4 роки тому +497

    "that's a nice pink, are you making strawberry yogurt?"
    "...yes"

  • @faizfrez2729
    @faizfrez2729 Місяць тому +7

    0:30 The day is now. Butter video finally out!

  • @DarrenStortz
    @DarrenStortz 10 місяців тому +2

    Show Boris we still are watching these videos in current year. I, with the help of people who knew what they were doing, made sausage for my wedding, but the Doc variety is a bit much for me. Boris is crazy.

  • @fuzedacuze742
    @fuzedacuze742 4 роки тому +213

    “and you take cucumber...”
    “b w o o m”

  • @nerkdurgen5574
    @nerkdurgen5574 4 роки тому +6354

    So when Boris wraps his pink meat into cling wrap he's "a chef" and "had good problem solving skills" but when I do it I'm "irresponsible" and "need to get a real condom"

    • @joaksannan551
      @joaksannan551 4 роки тому +306

      This comment is shockingly undervalued

    • @burikinodance
      @burikinodance 4 роки тому +50

      @@joaksannan551 Agreed.

    • @willwagers3327
      @willwagers3327 4 роки тому +109

      You sir won the internet 2 years in a row

    • @XeroSHWANG
      @XeroSHWANG 4 роки тому +70

      I read this with a Swedish accent I do not know why I am not Swedish

    • @paranoidspiderbeans3968
      @paranoidspiderbeans3968 4 роки тому +21

      I appreciate this.

  • @weeb3244
    @weeb3244 3 роки тому +6

    "This is Doctor's Sausage, not medical assistant's sausage" was very funny

  • @Sinbertus
    @Sinbertus Місяць тому +2

    It took 4 years, but Boris finally made the video "how to make butter"

  • @leetlebob8203
    @leetlebob8203 4 роки тому +251

    I kinda hope he never does a face reveal, it would break the character of the immortal and mysterious boris.

  • @wadgg4322
    @wadgg4322 4 роки тому +2619

    Boris:
    - Know about car
    - Can cook
    - Life hack
    Best Gopnik

    • @Haszea
      @Haszea 4 роки тому +39

      How is he single - I have no idea 🤔

    • @wadgg4322
      @wadgg4322 4 роки тому +38

      @@Haszea only communists will understand

    • @disgustingweeb
      @disgustingweeb 4 роки тому +55

      - Has cat
      - Makes ushankas for cats

    • @karenrangel
      @karenrangel 4 роки тому +10

      Perfect Man

    • @aderik4m.245
      @aderik4m.245 4 роки тому +4

      @@Haszea How do you know he isn't single?

  • @na3044
    @na3044 2 роки тому +2

    "You are the master of your own sausage." - Boris.

  • @lolaslowla1
    @lolaslowla1 3 роки тому +6

    Thank you Boris I just learned about this sausage and was so glad I saw this recipe can’t wait to try it докторская колбаса !!!!

  • @G3TFAKD
    @G3TFAKD 4 роки тому +1780

    *Gordon Ramsey ad pops*
    Me: Go away Ramsey, I only watch professionals.

    • @AlexSDU
      @AlexSDU 4 роки тому +5

      Ad? What ad? LOL

    • @SirHellNaja
      @SirHellNaja 4 роки тому +13

      Last time he tried to make a sausage, an old Thai lady laughed at him lol
      Unlike Boris, his Babushka always proud of him

    • @urbanmoon0073
      @urbanmoon0073 4 роки тому

      I got McDonald's ad

    • @maxhacks2942
      @maxhacks2942 4 роки тому

      no shit the same happened to me just now.

    • @sparkz6349
      @sparkz6349 4 роки тому

      @@FanaticAlpharius so poor he cant afford the ads! Peasent.

  • @thephoenix2318
    @thephoenix2318 4 роки тому +584

    Boris: *slaps bread on table*
    THIs is BreAd

    • @putnamehere8940
      @putnamehere8940 4 роки тому +14

      Ah yes... The floor is made out of floor

    • @vlad_ponos5693
      @vlad_ponos5693 4 роки тому +3

      Davie504: do you challenge me?

    • @ChillGames5067
      @ChillGames5067 4 роки тому +3

      I challenge YOU to a hardBASS battle.

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 4 роки тому +1

      *slaps top of table*
      This baby can hold so much bread

    • @c0nsequence942
      @c0nsequence942 4 роки тому +1

      @@ChillGames5067 checkmate boris fans

  • @witchypoo7353
    @witchypoo7353 3 роки тому +7

    I legit want that cutting board, it’s beautiful

  • @bomk1680
    @bomk1680 3 роки тому +6

    Him genuinely laughing is Groovy

  • @brotherhoodz97
    @brotherhoodz97 4 роки тому +9075

    never reveal your face boris, thats part of the charm.

    • @averagecrusader5509
      @averagecrusader5509 4 роки тому +747

      i agree, to me, his face is his ushanka, balaclava, and glasses, that is Boris.

    • @brotherhoodz97
      @brotherhoodz97 4 роки тому +240

      @@averagecrusader5509 that opinion is the correct one.

    • @seththesheriff1275
      @seththesheriff1275 4 роки тому +136

      8:03

    • @Edelhif
      @Edelhif 4 роки тому +57

      I was literraly closing my eyes with my hands when he went for it, and was such a relief when realized its another prikol!

    • @adityaprabhu5158
      @adityaprabhu5158 4 роки тому +21

      @@Edelhif you could have just closed your eyes instead

  • @gold_leaf0702
    @gold_leaf0702 4 роки тому +1868

    boris: *grabs the bottom of his mask*
    me: *has heart attack*

    • @Awootistic
      @Awootistic 4 роки тому +171

      Boris: "It is me! UAMEE!"
      Me: *"UAMEE BLYAT!!!"*

    • @Shad0wSpill
      @Shad0wSpill 4 роки тому +43

      Same though. He can't be fucking with us like that 😅

    • @rykerwilder1863
      @rykerwilder1863 4 роки тому +6

      300th like xD

    • @anonymousanonymous5507
      @anonymousanonymous5507 4 роки тому +17

      I was actually ready to see Boris’ face.

    • @skyepyro7104
      @skyepyro7104 4 роки тому +53

      "Beneath this mask is...
      Another mask"

  • @tristansharp8325
    @tristansharp8325 3 роки тому +5

    My friend suggested this to me and I'm now subscribed cuz this is amazing funny and informative. Keep up the good boris

  • @DarksteelHeart
    @DarksteelHeart Рік тому +3

    Ahhh I already ate and this looks good blin! Thanks for teaching us how to make this central Slavic cooking component

  • @lordkek5817
    @lordkek5817 4 роки тому +2461

    Am I the only one that wants to see a Gardening with Boris.
    Edit.. Holy crap this blew up more than Reactor 4

  • @ego_peyseyshestvo
    @ego_peyseyshestvo 4 роки тому +3168

    don't lie to us. all we know that doctor's sausage made of doctors.

    • @sergent_jacques991
      @sergent_jacques991 4 роки тому +142

      Aww, i wanted to try the doctor sausage, but sadly i'm allergic to doctor

    • @kamo7293
      @kamo7293 4 роки тому +75

      @@sergent_jacques991 eat apples instead

    • @hydrochloricacid2146
      @hydrochloricacid2146 4 роки тому +79

      In Soviet Russia, doctors made of sausage

    • @christiankneupper7011
      @christiankneupper7011 4 роки тому +12

      @@hydrochloricacid2146 Laughs in Doctor's Plot

    • @chelXoposh1
      @chelXoposh1 4 роки тому +1

      @@hydrochloricacid2146 Idiot

  • @aga_100kr
    @aga_100kr 3 роки тому +9

    12:27 after rewatching it, i can say Boris is prophet

  • @scarasluts
    @scarasluts 2 роки тому +1

    i love boris' laugh so much it literally gives me life

  • @YunisxHantr
    @YunisxHantr 4 роки тому +557

    "Be the master of ur own sausage" Boris 2019

  • @TheDendran
    @TheDendran 4 роки тому +940

    "Now you also need a thermometer..."
    >actually throws in thermometer into blender
    >starts blending
    Me: "Wait a minute..."

    • @deformedratgang2294
      @deformedratgang2294 4 роки тому +14

      Dendran Gardner 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘰 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘢 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴

    • @snailswithbanjos598
      @snailswithbanjos598 4 роки тому +8

      Dendran Gardner not gonna lie I thought that said flamethrower and I waited to see a flamethrower be put in the blender in tell I reread the comments
      Edit: Lmao- I’m such a idiot, I was reading the comments and it was late so I didn’t read the comment correctly. Just pointing that out.

    • @marinaf2405
      @marinaf2405 4 роки тому +16

      Thought the same but looking closely he throws ice instead

    • @voidofspaceandtime4684
      @voidofspaceandtime4684 4 роки тому +1

      you need it is there to stabilize the nemp

    • @angsern8455
      @angsern8455 4 роки тому

      Dendran Gardner that was ice

  • @redstonulo
    @redstonulo 3 роки тому +3

    7:31 looked exactly like perfect homemade strawberry ice cream

  • @Taiki11
    @Taiki11 7 місяців тому

    This is beautiful and a work of art :D Thank you Boris

  • @lordyemeth
    @lordyemeth 4 роки тому +228

    "you are the master of your own sausage"
    response to chef John?

    • @gap6922
      @gap6922 4 роки тому

      So you say to make a sausage from me prostrate

  • @Darranis_Kuningasverinen
    @Darranis_Kuningasverinen 4 роки тому +1679

    Anyone else have a heart attack when he said he was doing a face reveal

    • @anonymousanonymous5507
      @anonymousanonymous5507 4 роки тому +7

      Michael Kelleher yep.

    • @ltcuddles685
      @ltcuddles685 4 роки тому +107

      No, he does this all the time, always hilarious.

    • @AtemiRaven
      @AtemiRaven 4 роки тому +87

      Not really. He is a total troll and I saw that one coming xD

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok 4 роки тому +7

      If there was a one time face reveal. Would you reallllly? Want to see it,

    • @Darranis_Kuningasverinen
      @Darranis_Kuningasverinen 4 роки тому +1

      @@rexthespartan3025 thanks m8

  • @gustavakerman2566
    @gustavakerman2566 5 місяців тому +2

    I’m from sweden and we have a similar thing. We call it Falukorv, and it’s basically Doctor’s sausage but slightly different

  • @ChaoOnYoutube
    @ChaoOnYoutube Рік тому +3

    Buterbrod is of scandinavian origin btw, in germany we love some good buterbrod aka butterbrot as well

  • @GloryChoseGold
    @GloryChoseGold 4 роки тому +500

    I look up to this man like he’s Gordon Ramsay.

    • @DarkCT
      @DarkCT 4 роки тому +35

      I say he's better. talk about simple and effective cooking.

    • @GloryChoseGold
      @GloryChoseGold 4 роки тому +11

      DarkCT he is better.

    • @AngelOfTheLastHope
      @AngelOfTheLastHope 4 роки тому +13

      What if he actually was Gordon Ramsay?

    • @kanak9305
      @kanak9305 4 роки тому +10

      Raphaël Rigal *Do you want to go to Gulag?*

    • @sagisdoodleverse9696
      @sagisdoodleverse9696 4 роки тому +2

      @@kanak9305 make papa Stalin proud!

  • @FireRupee
    @FireRupee 4 роки тому +594

    "You are the master of your own sausage." --Boris, 2019

  • @sigspearthumb2313
    @sigspearthumb2313 3 роки тому +3

    8:56 ahh yes, the forbidden strawberry ice cream.

  • @eddiejeffrys1985
    @eddiejeffrys1985 Рік тому +1

    2019, before we needed this information glorious Boris delivered it.

  • @tqser
    @tqser 4 роки тому +420

    "Minced Meat Can Have Preservative Inside"
    - Boris, Shashlik Emperor and Slav King.

    • @saltyhamms10
      @saltyhamms10 4 роки тому +4

      I eat children yum at least he is eating minced meat and not children

    • @h2no456
      @h2no456 4 роки тому

      Despite the fact that NNN is a thing again, I have started a new thing No Vadim December.

    • @conni4518
      @conni4518 4 роки тому

      Boris has saved my life, cause I definitely did not know that minced meat is a product of western spy.

    • @tqser
      @tqser 4 роки тому +1

      @@saltyhamms10 Have you Ever tasted them to say that?

    • @tqser
      @tqser 4 роки тому +1

      @Victor Masson *What kind of preservatives?*

  • @A.Clifton
    @A.Clifton 4 роки тому +1299

    I need the full story for the guy trying to sue over a recipe..

    • @MilkyRob
      @MilkyRob 4 роки тому +52

      Cant tell if its steel or aluminum but if its steel you probably wanna get rid of that piece of trash and get some brass or polymer cased ammo. If polymer, wait for the true velocity rounds tho

    • @A.Clifton
      @A.Clifton 4 роки тому +43

      @@MilkyRob 7.62x39 performs best out of steel cases, but thanks for playing anyway.

    • @MilkyRob
      @MilkyRob 4 роки тому +22

      @@A.Clifton well 762x39 performs just as good with steel and brass so i see ur point there. Why bother when its cheaper?

    • @RJ_Owlby
      @RJ_Owlby 4 роки тому +138

      Uhhh... did I miss something?

    • @A.Clifton
      @A.Clifton 4 роки тому +92

      @@RJ_Owlby Guy commenting on the fact my profile picture is a Hornady 7.62x39 AMax cartridge.
      Had nothing to do with the original comment or video.

  • @RapidCycling07
    @RapidCycling07 9 місяців тому +2

    Amazing video broski! Hilarious! Thank you for sharing your cooking knowledge with us, Boris!

  • @Devilwalkerinho
    @Devilwalkerinho 2 роки тому +1

    After long time, i did try it. It was very good, thanks boris 👍

  • @squidward6294
    @squidward6294 4 роки тому +845

    "Waht am i going to do with half kilogram of beef?"
    Me: goulash blyat

  • @SirHellNaja
    @SirHellNaja 4 роки тому +1477

    Boris: *speaks English in his Slavic accent*
    UA-cam: "Is this Russian?"

    • @TheSlarkBaby
      @TheSlarkBaby 4 роки тому +28

      he use goods with Russian names. Like chernobul's rain is "Тархун" and other Russian goods in his videos

    • @c.e.p.h.516
      @c.e.p.h.516 4 роки тому

      No ota its boris

    • @0877x
      @0877x 4 роки тому

      Go to gulag

    • @n10srandomcontent81
      @n10srandomcontent81 4 роки тому

      Да его русский

    • @zerozero9972
      @zerozero9972 4 роки тому

      Видимо поэтому он у меня в рекомендациях.

  • @lionidor1132
    @lionidor1132 Рік тому +2

    comrade Boris seizing the means of sausage production, good video

  • @maximkoneva6517
    @maximkoneva6517 3 роки тому +2

    Only watched this for like... three videos
    _And i love this already_

  • @lezardvaleth2304
    @lezardvaleth2304 4 роки тому +361

    "Add one nutmeg"
    Somewhere in a different century and on a different UA-cam channel, Jon Townsend smiles.

    • @Ltp1305
      @Ltp1305 4 роки тому +69

      Ah, I see you're a person of 18th century's fine tastes as well

    • @greenteafinch9833
      @greenteafinch9833 4 роки тому +15

      The Nutmeg Cafe

    • @matheff71
      @matheff71 4 роки тому +44

      That moment, when your cooking videos binge watching spans from 18th century to slav hardcore cooking. Find some time form Binging with Babish in between.

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe 4 роки тому +11

      6:35
      Jon Townsend - Suddenly i feel this urge to squat and to stop using definitive articles, for some reason.

    • @alexgade4512
      @alexgade4512 4 роки тому +12

      @@matheff71 and in the distance it's Pepper Pepper Pepper and some hardcore wangjangle

  • @hayfa7454
    @hayfa7454 4 роки тому +115

    Boris' cute laugh added ten years to my lifespan

    • @hayfa7454
      @hayfa7454 4 роки тому +15

      DJ Maniakk I will liquify your organs.

    • @landonorris6
      @landonorris6 4 роки тому +5

      @@hayfa7454 true I stan boris and his cute laugh

  • @CrazyCatNEW
    @CrazyCatNEW 3 роки тому +4

    This shit is making me hungrier than I already am. The ending tho 🤣🤣🤣

  • @henrik2117
    @henrik2117 2 роки тому +1

    Boris laugh is source of happiness, blin! 😂

  • @Mernom
    @Mernom 4 роки тому +135

    'And under my mask... Is another mask!'
    Ohh, the classics.

    • @Seeker-wm7lj
      @Seeker-wm7lj 4 роки тому +15

      What are you talking about, that is clearly what he looks like.

    • @arthurmorgan4736
      @arthurmorgan4736 4 роки тому +3

      cristopher wong He not doctor plague he is Uamee

  • @xeppresiongaming1848
    @xeppresiongaming1848 4 роки тому +1617

    *Sausage-making factories hate him, find out how this man makes sausage in only one video* (holy shit thanks for the likes) спасибо

    • @user-ee4fh1ig1m
      @user-ee4fh1ig1m 4 роки тому +7

      gtfo western media

    • @user-ic8vs2po6m
      @user-ic8vs2po6m 4 роки тому +3

      @@user-ee4fh1ig1m yes comrade kick them out from the motherland

    • @DaneGilCabrales
      @DaneGilCabrales 4 роки тому +1

      Did you just copy the format from chubbyemu xD

    • @c.i.a.3816
      @c.i.a.3816 4 роки тому +2

      why are russianers always so tosic?
      -Random guy featured in Anomaly's video

    • @user-ic8vs2po6m
      @user-ic8vs2po6m 4 роки тому +1

      @@c.i.a.3816 *toxic and btw we aren't toxic we are just trying to make people laugh by doing stuff and gopniks aren't toxic too they just protect each other

  • @davidpayzant1839
    @davidpayzant1839 2 роки тому

    I love how professionally he made sausage

  • @MaximaEagle
    @MaximaEagle 28 днів тому

    4 years have passed, and now came out the butter tutorial

  • @tommylight1312
    @tommylight1312 4 роки тому +81

    Pro tip: Boil cut beets and then freeze red water into ice cubes. That way you cool down mixture and colour it at the same time.

  • @aceofspadesguy4913
    @aceofspadesguy4913 4 роки тому +95

    Man I was so early Berlin was still two cities.

  • @glacier5141
    @glacier5141 2 роки тому +1

    this video keeps popping out in my recommendations lol, its only about time that i will watch this video

  • @HIGHMARS420
    @HIGHMARS420 2 роки тому

    You have addicted me to your cooking videos

  • @SP15T1CH1CK
    @SP15T1CH1CK 4 роки тому +752

    when I play this my cat just comes and chills near me it got to the point that when he hears the intro music he comes running

  • @SirToasty55
    @SirToasty55 4 роки тому +507

    Next video "Storytime with Papa Boris: How I was almost sued over a recipe gone wrong"
    Seriously I wanna know more
    Edit: HOW did this get so popular?

    • @SermonFapple
      @SermonFapple 4 роки тому +39

      Just call the guy Vadim to keep him anonymous :P

    • @notafurrysogoaway
      @notafurrysogoaway 4 роки тому +1

      69th like

    • @idibruh9144
      @idibruh9144 4 роки тому +1

      We NEED to hear that slav story!

    • @xVadRay
      @xVadRay 4 роки тому

      The only story time I need

    • @SirToasty55
      @SirToasty55 4 роки тому

      @@notafurrysogoaway nice

  • @stefanmajkic8072
    @stefanmajkic8072 2 роки тому +10

    "now the sausage will shrink a bit but you already know this is normal"
    -Boris, 2019

  • @gasmaskguys4965
    @gasmaskguys4965 Рік тому +1

    Coming back for the memories

  • @Gobra11
    @Gobra11 4 роки тому +373

    "If you think this smells a bit as dog food, you are not wrong. You are just debil."
    That made me laugh out loud.

  • @SuperRazor47
    @SuperRazor47 4 роки тому +92

    Blyatiful.. Thank you boris for giving me something to see during my night shift..

    • @eclipseracing4389
      @eclipseracing4389 4 роки тому +2

      Go work blyat..... Jk

    • @SuperRazor47
      @SuperRazor47 4 роки тому

      Icu duty tovarich.. Everyone is stable so can rest for maybe an hour today..

    • @AWACS_Snowblind
      @AWACS_Snowblind 4 роки тому +1

      Stay strong, tovarisch.

    • @kiarashk2171
      @kiarashk2171 4 роки тому +1

      “You’re fired”
      Says your capitalist boss.

  • @mintzu9987
    @mintzu9987 3 роки тому +4

    11:20 Yep, That's what im gonna call my thing from now on

  • @NunYurbis
    @NunYurbis 10 місяців тому +4

    Ah, a Swedish classic!
    Nothing satisfies like falukorv, just ask fäbojäntan.