How to make Doctor's sausage - Cooking with Boris

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  • @NobodyssGirl
    @NobodyssGirl 3 роки тому +4403

    Boris does us a kindness by not revealing his face, as gazing upon such a true slav would cause our eyes to melt.

    • @PC_Simo
      @PC_Simo 3 роки тому +151

      It’s like staring directly at the Sun. For 10 hours straight.

    • @lancehobbs8012
      @lancehobbs8012 3 роки тому +97

      The 3 striped pupils tend to freak out Germanic white people

    • @e100ausf.conster2
      @e100ausf.conster2 3 роки тому +34

      If you are calling him ugly...you will be never be slav again.but if not then yes...i agree

    • @e100ausf.conster2
      @e100ausf.conster2 3 роки тому +14

      @@lancehobbs8012 yup as a german i agree

    • @jinxhex
      @jinxhex 3 роки тому +9

      Oh my god the DougDoug pfp

  • @stephmaccormick3195
    @stephmaccormick3195 5 років тому +9805

    "Cold water will shrink sausage a bit you should already know this is normal."
    - Boris, 2019

    • @pxolqopt3597
      @pxolqopt3597 5 років тому +417

      Explains why my sausage is so tiny

    • @reitypei5568
      @reitypei5568 5 років тому +102

      @@pxolqopt3597 hmmm

    • @slipup7582
      @slipup7582 5 років тому +42

      lol the top two comments are like connected.

    • @AxDhan
      @AxDhan 5 років тому +65

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @snens7179
      @snens7179 5 років тому +78

      @@elainebaticioto9524 water usually makes things wet yea

  • @danshiba1498
    @danshiba1498 5 років тому +511

    As a uni student living by himself, I realised how much of a life saver these videos are

    • @qwormuli77
      @qwormuli77 5 років тому +77

      @Pigeon Wouldn't call them all that healthy, but with true ingredients. And besides 9/10 soviet doctors agree, eating is better than not eating!

    • @raumfahreturschutze
      @raumfahreturschutze 5 років тому +9

      @@qwormuli77 10th doctor went to gulag.

    • @lzhiwei
      @lzhiwei 5 років тому +1

      @Pigeon healthy
      1cm thick slab of butter on 2cm thick bread
      pick one

    • @alexgade4512
      @alexgade4512 5 років тому +10

      @Lassi Kinnunen eh it's what people can get for the money tbh. Healthy food is expensive.
      Myself I usually just stick to liverpate and some dark bread since that's what's readily available in DK. In poland it was actually Dr Sausage because it came in big rolls for almost no money and it could be eaten cold, fried, added to eggs. It was a pretty versatile thing to have around and it had a longer shelf life than for example a whole chicken or a head of lettuce.

  • @theclashingcrafter5354
    @theclashingcrafter5354 3 роки тому +1949

    "This is doctor's sausage, not some medical assistants sausage"
    I'M ACTUALLY DEAD

  • @the_sad_gopnik6220
    @the_sad_gopnik6220 5 років тому +2477

    *you are the master of your own sausage*
    -Boris 2019

    • @layonyatsu7203
      @layonyatsu7203 5 років тому +45

      destroy dick december be like

    • @MrPrius-fy1sc
      @MrPrius-fy1sc 5 років тому +21

      *MY BODY IS MY OWN*

    • @jakobc.2558
      @jakobc.2558 5 років тому +22

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Betojb007
      @Betojb007 5 років тому +5

      Words to live by

    • @ivorymantis1026
      @ivorymantis1026 5 років тому +6

      You are master of own sausage until one too many vodka take place.
      Then sausage is own master.

  • @kdesikdosi5900
    @kdesikdosi5900 5 років тому +5005

    "and what better way to add the colour of red"
    *soviet anthem plays*

    • @starskream66
      @starskream66 5 років тому +61

      just beware of glorious soviet tanks

    • @D-7200
      @D-7200 5 років тому +18

      8:03

    • @markussantakallio2188
      @markussantakallio2188 5 років тому +11

      @Αγόρι Πεταλίδα fuck u nazi

    • @jandajanda2242
      @jandajanda2242 5 років тому +11

      erik masterchef you are on Slav channel

    • @darklight5815
      @darklight5815 5 років тому +3

      @erik masterchef communism good

  • @IdamDwiAditya
    @IdamDwiAditya 5 років тому +3468

    *"Some people plant trees, I make sausage"*
    Boris 2019

    • @BB_6w6
      @BB_6w6 5 років тому +8

      @@Trash7Trash7Trash7 yes

    • @1atem
      @1atem 5 років тому +13

      @@Trash7Trash7Trash7 Mr Beast wants to know your location

    • @Phazmatix
      @Phazmatix 5 років тому +5

      But he used natural ingridients so still helping the earth

    • @amanofculture4076
      @amanofculture4076 5 років тому +2

      @@Trash7Trash7Trash7 Holy yes

    • @marieclaud7883
      @marieclaud7883 5 років тому +2

      Daniel Downey blessed yes

  • @endlessmasks
    @endlessmasks 3 роки тому +715

    Boris is so pure for finding pig fat accidentally getting stuck to a bowl funny. Never change, you smol happy fruit.

    • @GoblinRaccoon
      @GoblinRaccoon 3 роки тому +17

      Wholesome

    • @istvanpalanki5316
      @istvanpalanki5316 3 роки тому +44

      seriously who wouldn't find that funny

    • @hahayes1220
      @hahayes1220 3 роки тому +21

      such a blyatiful man with a very slav personality

    • @ruby.the.weirdo
      @ruby.the.weirdo 3 роки тому +17

      His laugh gave me so much serotonin

    • @justseffstuff3308
      @justseffstuff3308 3 роки тому +8

      Yesss, that genuine laugh he had at that brightened my evening

  • @shieldphaser
    @shieldphaser 5 років тому +955

    "Dirty again, I just clean this place"
    Cooking in a nutshell.

  • @LiquidDanger343
    @LiquidDanger343 4 роки тому +730

    4:47 is probably the most wholesome slavic laugh I have ever heard.

    • @rat_pant
      @rat_pant 4 роки тому +43

      Are we not going to talk about that random ultimate shot?

    • @LiquidDanger343
      @LiquidDanger343 4 роки тому +14

      @@rat_pant I forgot, you are absolutely right. BORUS! This man needs a mention

    • @yashketharam9082
      @yashketharam9082 4 роки тому +4

      Big facts

    • @mattiascaccabarozzi
      @mattiascaccabarozzi 4 роки тому +4

      My heart melted

  • @baadKaarmmaa
    @baadKaarmmaa 4 роки тому +1477

    Can we just agree that komrad's Boris laugh is the most pure thing ever

  • @Scouter5050
    @Scouter5050 3 роки тому +133

    Stalker call of pripyat literally have a description that says "Doctors sausage, a diet food mainly consisted of boiled and minced sausage given as a prescription for malnutrition, it is also a stalkers breakfast lunch dinner."

    • @uraniummore770
      @uraniummore770 3 роки тому +21

      They had some troubles in... Thirties, I guess? Don't really remember, but there was a point in Soviet history, when people were just collapsing at the street. Starving to death, as they walk. My grandparents survived that period by having excess some corn stashed up from before it started. And, in spite of all that, doctor's sausage could actually help you with malnutrition, because apparently it was easy to digest. Not sure if I described it correctly, because I didn't actually study Soviet history, just heard some from the older relatives

  • @near1100
    @near1100 5 років тому +854

    Boris: * pulls out cutting board *
    Also boris: * literally cuts everything while it is mid air *

    • @33rdswifty82
      @33rdswifty82 5 років тому +9

      Yes,you copying another person's comment

    • @bbpoisonn
      @bbpoisonn 5 років тому +13

      ThinnestEvaluation 11 tbh I don’t even care

    • @dizzyfizzy4203
      @dizzyfizzy4203 5 років тому

      iiiiiiis boris!

    • @costamktostam
      @costamktostam 5 років тому

      @@dizzyfizzy4203 busta! straight busta!

    • @adenkyramud5005
      @adenkyramud5005 5 років тому

      @@bbpoisonn Keller izz da nahui

  • @beck3k
    @beck3k 5 років тому +2073

    "Yes I know what you are thinking"
    *Sausage condom*

  • @sarcasm-83
    @sarcasm-83 4 роки тому +1897

    Wartime patient: "I sick"
    Wartime doctor: "Eat pig."
    Wartime patient: "How many pig?"
    Wartime doctor: "Make pig in sosig, eat one sosig in morning, one sosig evening"

    • @cleome9027
      @cleome9027 4 роки тому +67

      Heal up those bullet wounds no time

    • @janoschjobstmann4588
      @janoschjobstmann4588 4 роки тому +18

      the pig looked like something I want to deepthroat

    • @cactifromhi8165
      @cactifromhi8165 4 роки тому +23

      @@janoschjobstmann4588 ó-ò

    • @XeroSHWANG
      @XeroSHWANG 4 роки тому +9

      @@janoschjobstmann4588 maybe something you should keep to yourself ha

    • @XeroSHWANG
      @XeroSHWANG 4 роки тому +1

      @@janoschjobstmann4588 maybe just a mistranslation?

  • @butterss1178
    @butterss1178 3 роки тому +246

    I love how Boris is the only chef that said that you should use a different cutting board for raw meat

    • @OctoBirb8Claws
      @OctoBirb8Claws 2 роки тому +9

      (...and then breaks that rule 2.5 years later with the mcdonalds video)

    • @40crowsinatrenchcoat
      @40crowsinatrenchcoat Рік тому

      I will not ruin the 69 likes but know that this comment is equal to one like :)

  • @nab7927
    @nab7927 5 років тому +544

    Sometimes Boris actually sounds like he’s not speaking english and i love it

    • @alexgade4512
      @alexgade4512 5 років тому +59

      I mean, sometimes he literally isn't.

    • @DrMFoster7
      @DrMFoster7 5 років тому +4

      @Toiisha don't

    • @cooltwittertag
      @cooltwittertag 5 років тому +7

      @Toiisha This isn't Reddit.

    • @cooltwittertag
      @cooltwittertag 5 років тому +12

      @Toiisha Stop "linking" subreddits that no one outside cares about. It's just cringey.

    • @Hsaelt
      @Hsaelt 5 років тому +4

      @Toiisha you posted cringe

  • @wadgg4322
    @wadgg4322 5 років тому +2624

    Boris:
    - Know about car
    - Can cook
    - Life hack
    Best Gopnik

    • @Haszea
      @Haszea 4 роки тому +39

      How is he single - I have no idea 🤔

    • @wadgg4322
      @wadgg4322 4 роки тому +38

      @@Haszea only communists will understand

    • @disgustingweeb
      @disgustingweeb 4 роки тому +55

      - Has cat
      - Makes ushankas for cats

    • @karenrangel
      @karenrangel 4 роки тому +10

      Perfect Man

    • @aderik4m.245
      @aderik4m.245 4 роки тому +4

      @@Haszea How do you know he isn't single?

  • @serbiamp4
    @serbiamp4 4 роки тому +2586

    Gordon: I cooked a catfish, a conger eel, a king crab and a puffin.
    Boris: doctor sosig

    • @Sharpless2
      @Sharpless2 4 роки тому +77

      and believe me, i would choose doctor sosig any time over any of that salty pricks food.

    • @kadi00z32
      @kadi00z32 4 роки тому +7

      @@Sharpless2 that's fair.

    • @literallynobody.989
      @literallynobody.989 4 роки тому +16

      which Gordon? GORDON FREEMAN?!

    • @mewpilot8742
      @mewpilot8742 4 роки тому +19

      @@Sharpless2 how is gordon ramsay a "salty prick"?

    • @Vox_Popul1
      @Vox_Popul1 4 роки тому +23

      Dead Meme I like Boris but why the hate towards Gordon? He’s a really good chef

  • @alexc3504
    @alexc3504 3 роки тому +68

    As an american I find a lot of the food Boris makes here appealing... I've tried chebureki because of this guy.

  • @blah703
    @blah703 4 роки тому +2104

    "Butter not hard to make, just s l a p m I l k until it take shape" - Boris 2019

    • @maggotfurby2476
      @maggotfurby2476 4 роки тому +57

      Well, he's not wrong 🤣👍

    • @fryloc359
      @fryloc359 4 роки тому +42

      Davie504 has entered the chat

    • @bryanmerel
      @bryanmerel 3 роки тому +21

      Its... actualy true..

    • @blah703
      @blah703 3 роки тому +12

      @@bryanmerel ik, it just sounds funny

    • @3amir126
      @3amir126 3 роки тому +1

      already try that to my girlfriend... and now she always requests me to make a butter

  • @brotherhoodz97
    @brotherhoodz97 5 років тому +9086

    never reveal your face boris, thats part of the charm.

    • @averagecrusader5509
      @averagecrusader5509 4 роки тому +747

      i agree, to me, his face is his ushanka, balaclava, and glasses, that is Boris.

    • @brotherhoodz97
      @brotherhoodz97 4 роки тому +240

      @@averagecrusader5509 that opinion is the correct one.

    • @seththesheriff1275
      @seththesheriff1275 4 роки тому +136

      8:03

    • @Edelhif
      @Edelhif 4 роки тому +57

      I was literraly closing my eyes with my hands when he went for it, and was such a relief when realized its another prikol!

    • @adityaprabhu5158
      @adityaprabhu5158 4 роки тому +21

      @@Edelhif you could have just closed your eyes instead

  • @TheDendran
    @TheDendran 5 років тому +945

    "Now you also need a thermometer..."
    >actually throws in thermometer into blender
    >starts blending
    Me: "Wait a minute..."

    • @deformedratgang2294
      @deformedratgang2294 5 років тому +14

      Dendran Gardner 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘰 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘢 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴

    • @snailswithbanjos598
      @snailswithbanjos598 5 років тому +8

      Dendran Gardner not gonna lie I thought that said flamethrower and I waited to see a flamethrower be put in the blender in tell I reread the comments
      Edit: Lmao- I’m such a idiot, I was reading the comments and it was late so I didn’t read the comment correctly. Just pointing that out.

    • @marinaf2405
      @marinaf2405 5 років тому +16

      Thought the same but looking closely he throws ice instead

    • @voidofspaceandtime4684
      @voidofspaceandtime4684 5 років тому +1

      you need it is there to stabilize the nemp

    • @angsern8455
      @angsern8455 5 років тому

      Dendran Gardner that was ice

  • @EllpaFox47
    @EllpaFox47 2 роки тому +77

    Ok now I’m just picturing Boris in a courtroom squatting on the table wearing a tie

  • @theboi9676
    @theboi9676 5 років тому +560

    "some people make trees, I make sausage"
    -Life of Boris 2019
    best Russian content since Russian content existed

  • @gold_leaf0702
    @gold_leaf0702 5 років тому +1869

    boris: *grabs the bottom of his mask*
    me: *has heart attack*

    • @Awootistic
      @Awootistic 5 років тому +171

      Boris: "It is me! UAMEE!"
      Me: *"UAMEE BLYAT!!!"*

    • @Shad0wSpill
      @Shad0wSpill 5 років тому +43

      Same though. He can't be fucking with us like that 😅

    • @rykerwilder1863
      @rykerwilder1863 5 років тому +6

      300th like xD

    • @anonymousanonymous5507
      @anonymousanonymous5507 5 років тому +17

      I was actually ready to see Boris’ face.

    • @skyepyro7104
      @skyepyro7104 5 років тому +53

      "Beneath this mask is...
      Another mask"

  • @lordkek5817
    @lordkek5817 5 років тому +2470

    Am I the only one that wants to see a Gardening with Boris.
    Edit.. Holy crap this blew up more than Reactor 4

  • @tonitoni9059
    @tonitoni9059 Місяць тому +1

    I never truly appreciated how well boris talks with his hands... better than most ppl talk with their words

  • @G3TFAKD
    @G3TFAKD 5 років тому +1789

    *Gordon Ramsey ad pops*
    Me: Go away Ramsey, I only watch professionals.

    • @AlexSDU
      @AlexSDU 5 років тому +5

      Ad? What ad? LOL

    • @SirHellNaja
      @SirHellNaja 5 років тому +13

      Last time he tried to make a sausage, an old Thai lady laughed at him lol
      Unlike Boris, his Babushka always proud of him

    • @urbanmoon0073
      @urbanmoon0073 5 років тому

      I got McDonald's ad

    • @maxhacks2942
      @maxhacks2942 5 років тому

      no shit the same happened to me just now.

    • @sparkz6349
      @sparkz6349 5 років тому

      @@FanaticAlpharius so poor he cant afford the ads! Peasent.

  •  5 років тому +500

    "that's a nice pink, are you making strawberry yogurt?"
    "...yes"

  • @tqser
    @tqser 5 років тому +421

    "Minced Meat Can Have Preservative Inside"
    - Boris, Shashlik Emperor and Slav King.

    • @saltyhamms10
      @saltyhamms10 5 років тому +4

      I eat children yum at least he is eating minced meat and not children

    • @h2no456
      @h2no456 5 років тому

      Despite the fact that NNN is a thing again, I have started a new thing No Vadim December.

    • @conni4518
      @conni4518 5 років тому

      Boris has saved my life, cause I definitely did not know that minced meat is a product of western spy.

    • @tqser
      @tqser 5 років тому +1

      @@saltyhamms10 Have you Ever tasted them to say that?

    • @tqser
      @tqser 4 роки тому +1

      @Victor Masson *What kind of preservatives?*

  • @3PSILONletsplays
    @3PSILONletsplays 3 роки тому +21

    We have sausage like this in Germany too.. we call it "Fleischwurst" which basically translates to "meat sausage". I think they are pretty much the same.

    • @hahayes1220
      @hahayes1220 3 роки тому

      it’s so fucking good, I grew up eating it and every time I eat it I cry a little, childhood memories

  • @keksiman7203
    @keksiman7203 5 років тому +355

    Someone has tried to sue you? Wtf. Did he almost die of salt overdose?

    • @Razcuzyes
      @Razcuzyes 5 років тому +52

      That guy: *Well yes but actually no*

    • @Orinslayer
      @Orinslayer 5 років тому +17

      Doctor Boris never under salts his food.

    • @Ashgrey0
      @Ashgrey0 5 років тому +16

      I want to know the story now

    • @orlogskaptenshmanya
      @orlogskaptenshmanya 5 років тому +4

      Of mayonnaise

    • @Schattiz
      @Schattiz 5 років тому +6

      @@Ashgrey0 I need to know!!

  • @A.Clifton
    @A.Clifton 5 років тому +1313

    I need the full story for the guy trying to sue over a recipe..

    • @MilkyRob
      @MilkyRob 4 роки тому +52

      Cant tell if its steel or aluminum but if its steel you probably wanna get rid of that piece of trash and get some brass or polymer cased ammo. If polymer, wait for the true velocity rounds tho

    • @A.Clifton
      @A.Clifton 4 роки тому +43

      @@MilkyRob 7.62x39 performs best out of steel cases, but thanks for playing anyway.

    • @MilkyRob
      @MilkyRob 4 роки тому +22

      @@A.Clifton well 762x39 performs just as good with steel and brass so i see ur point there. Why bother when its cheaper?

    • @RJ_Owlby
      @RJ_Owlby 4 роки тому +139

      Uhhh... did I miss something?

    • @A.Clifton
      @A.Clifton 4 роки тому +93

      @@RJ_Owlby Guy commenting on the fact my profile picture is a Hornady 7.62x39 AMax cartridge.
      Had nothing to do with the original comment or video.

  • @PrezJoFlo
    @PrezJoFlo 5 років тому +503

    I look up to this man like he’s Gordon Ramsay.

    • @DarkCT
      @DarkCT 5 років тому +34

      I say he's better. talk about simple and effective cooking.

    • @PrezJoFlo
      @PrezJoFlo 5 років тому +11

      DarkCT he is better.

    • @AngelOfTheLastHope
      @AngelOfTheLastHope 5 років тому +13

      What if he actually was Gordon Ramsay?

    • @kanak9305
      @kanak9305 5 років тому +10

      Raphaël Rigal *Do you want to go to Gulag?*

    • @sagisdoodleverse9696
      @sagisdoodleverse9696 5 років тому +2

      @@kanak9305 make papa Stalin proud!

  • @bbqsauce-e9m
    @bbqsauce-e9m Рік тому +8

    For those who don't know what 'chernobyl rainwater' is, its called taragan (tah-reh-gahn), or tarragon. Not the herb, but rather the drink (which does have the herb inside of it). It is an acquired taste for most, however I would still recommend it.

  • @dark14life
    @dark14life 4 роки тому +4232

    Step 1: Find a doctor
    Step 2: Cut off his sausage
    Step 3: Run, you're now a criminal

    • @burikinodance
      @burikinodance 4 роки тому +70

      Underrated

    • @joanlammatao1365
      @joanlammatao1365 4 роки тому +64

      Wait...i know what you mean

    • @LethalMonarch
      @LethalMonarch 4 роки тому +166

      Step 4: get some bread, fresh tomato, cucumber, and mayonnaise. Enjoy.

    • @OffensiveVin
      @OffensiveVin 4 роки тому +112

      Instructions unclear I cut my own sausage off.

    • @watermelonlame8832
      @watermelonlame8832 4 роки тому +39

      I don't have to be a criminal B3
      I have doctor's sausage in shop near my home
      SLAVIC POWER KURWAS

  • @YunisxHantr
    @YunisxHantr 5 років тому +557

    "Be the master of ur own sausage" Boris 2019

  • @fuzedacuze742
    @fuzedacuze742 5 років тому +214

    “and you take cucumber...”
    “b w o o m”

  • @johnzavacki6669
    @johnzavacki6669 2 роки тому +76

    Making this tonight with my son. Polish Slavs must eat to maintain superior strength! Niech żyje Borys!

  • @thephoenix2318
    @thephoenix2318 5 років тому +589

    Boris: *slaps bread on table*
    THIs is BreAd

    • @putnamehere8940
      @putnamehere8940 5 років тому +14

      Ah yes... The floor is made out of floor

    • @vlad_ponos5693
      @vlad_ponos5693 5 років тому +3

      Davie504: do you challenge me?

    • @ChillGames5067
      @ChillGames5067 5 років тому +3

      I challenge YOU to a hardBASS battle.

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 5 років тому +1

      *slaps top of table*
      This baby can hold so much bread

    • @c0nsequence942
      @c0nsequence942 5 років тому +1

      @@ChillGames5067 checkmate boris fans

  • @leetlebob8203
    @leetlebob8203 5 років тому +252

    I kinda hope he never does a face reveal, it would break the character of the immortal and mysterious boris.

  • @squidward6294
    @squidward6294 5 років тому +849

    "Waht am i going to do with half kilogram of beef?"
    Me: goulash blyat

  • @MarkNunezF
    @MarkNunezF 3 роки тому +20

    I randomly found this "suggested" video. I heard around the first 4 seconds of this guy and immediately subscribed.

  • @Darranis_Kuningasverinen
    @Darranis_Kuningasverinen 5 років тому +1680

    Anyone else have a heart attack when he said he was doing a face reveal

    • @anonymousanonymous5507
      @anonymousanonymous5507 5 років тому +8

      Michael Kelleher yep.

    • @ltcuddles685
      @ltcuddles685 5 років тому +107

      No, he does this all the time, always hilarious.

    • @AtemiRaven
      @AtemiRaven 5 років тому +87

      Not really. He is a total troll and I saw that one coming xD

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok 5 років тому +8

      If there was a one time face reveal. Would you reallllly? Want to see it,

    • @Darranis_Kuningasverinen
      @Darranis_Kuningasverinen 5 років тому +2

      @@rexthespartan3025 thanks m8

  • @ego_peyseyshestvo
    @ego_peyseyshestvo 4 роки тому +3169

    don't lie to us. all we know that doctor's sausage made of doctors.

    • @sergent_jacques991
      @sergent_jacques991 4 роки тому +142

      Aww, i wanted to try the doctor sausage, but sadly i'm allergic to doctor

    • @kamo7293
      @kamo7293 4 роки тому +75

      @@sergent_jacques991 eat apples instead

    • @hydrochloricacid2146
      @hydrochloricacid2146 4 роки тому +79

      In Soviet Russia, doctors made of sausage

    • @christiankneupper7011
      @christiankneupper7011 4 роки тому +12

      @@hydrochloricacid2146 Laughs in Doctor's Plot

    • @chelXoposh1
      @chelXoposh1 4 роки тому +1

      @@hydrochloricacid2146 Idiot

  • @lordyemeth
    @lordyemeth 5 років тому +228

    "you are the master of your own sausage"
    response to chef John?

    • @gap6922
      @gap6922 5 років тому

      So you say to make a sausage from me prostrate

  • @first782
    @first782 3 роки тому +6

    Just slap milk until it takes shape...honestly the best description of butter I've ever heard

  • @ts_diamond8569
    @ts_diamond8569 4 роки тому +292

    boris: makes sausage
    every single doctor sausage factory: blyat we have been found out. this man must not survive.

  • @SirToasty55
    @SirToasty55 5 років тому +505

    Next video "Storytime with Papa Boris: How I was almost sued over a recipe gone wrong"
    Seriously I wanna know more
    Edit: HOW did this get so popular?

    • @SermonFapple
      @SermonFapple 5 років тому +39

      Just call the guy Vadim to keep him anonymous :P

    • @notafurrysogoaway
      @notafurrysogoaway 5 років тому +1

      69th like

    • @idibruh9144
      @idibruh9144 5 років тому +1

      We NEED to hear that slav story!

    • @xVadRay
      @xVadRay 5 років тому

      The only story time I need

    • @SirToasty55
      @SirToasty55 5 років тому

      @@notafurrysogoaway nice

  • @nerkdurgen5574
    @nerkdurgen5574 4 роки тому +6361

    So when Boris wraps his pink meat into cling wrap he's "a chef" and "had good problem solving skills" but when I do it I'm "irresponsible" and "need to get a real condom"

    • @joaksannan551
      @joaksannan551 4 роки тому +308

      This comment is shockingly undervalued

    • @burikinodance
      @burikinodance 4 роки тому +50

      @@joaksannan551 Agreed.

    • @willwagers3327
      @willwagers3327 4 роки тому +109

      You sir won the internet 2 years in a row

    • @XeroSHWANG
      @XeroSHWANG 4 роки тому +70

      I read this with a Swedish accent I do not know why I am not Swedish

    • @paranoidspiderbeans3968
      @paranoidspiderbeans3968 4 роки тому +21

      I appreciate this.

  • @faizfrez2729
    @faizfrez2729 5 місяців тому +11

    0:30 The day is now. Butter video finally out!

  • @SirHellNaja
    @SirHellNaja 5 років тому +1479

    Boris: *speaks English in his Slavic accent*
    UA-cam: "Is this Russian?"

    • @TheSlarkBaby
      @TheSlarkBaby 5 років тому +28

      he use goods with Russian names. Like chernobul's rain is "Тархун" and other Russian goods in his videos

    • @c.e.p.h.516
      @c.e.p.h.516 5 років тому

      No ota its boris

    • @0877x
      @0877x 5 років тому

      Go to gulag

    • @n10srandomcontent81
      @n10srandomcontent81 5 років тому

      Да его русский

    • @zerozero9972
      @zerozero9972 5 років тому

      Видимо поэтому он у меня в рекомендациях.

  • @xeppresiongaming1848
    @xeppresiongaming1848 5 років тому +1619

    *Sausage-making factories hate him, find out how this man makes sausage in only one video* (holy shit thanks for the likes) спасибо

    • @user-ee4fh1ig1m
      @user-ee4fh1ig1m 5 років тому +7

      gtfo western media

    • @user-ic8vs2po6m
      @user-ic8vs2po6m 5 років тому +3

      @@user-ee4fh1ig1m yes comrade kick them out from the motherland

    • @DaneGilCabrales
      @DaneGilCabrales 5 років тому +1

      Did you just copy the format from chubbyemu xD

    • @c.i.a.3816
      @c.i.a.3816 5 років тому +2

      why are russianers always so tosic?
      -Random guy featured in Anomaly's video

    • @user-ic8vs2po6m
      @user-ic8vs2po6m 5 років тому +1

      @@c.i.a.3816 *toxic and btw we aren't toxic we are just trying to make people laugh by doing stuff and gopniks aren't toxic too they just protect each other

  • @youtheme8035
    @youtheme8035 4 роки тому +2174

    "no wonder the world economy is collapsing"
    too soon Boris, too Soon

  • @user-lc5bu9bm7v
    @user-lc5bu9bm7v 2 роки тому +11

    Im going to comment on every video that Boris should collab with his babushka and Anatoli and they all wear masks and make delicious food while commenting on the old, simpler times. I love his family oriented videos, so wholesome.

  • @FireRupee
    @FireRupee 4 роки тому +594

    "You are the master of your own sausage." --Boris, 2019

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 4 роки тому +650

    Listen, if a doctor says I need "doctor's sausage," I'm walking out the door.

    • @nmyster3201
      @nmyster3201 3 роки тому +23

      Underrated comment

    • @stevensexton9513
      @stevensexton9513 3 роки тому +11

      @@nmyster3201 yes comrade 👏

    • @hikaru_-_7522
      @hikaru_-_7522 3 роки тому +5

      lool

    • @_0_restart_0_
      @_0_restart_0_ 3 роки тому +45

      Walking out the door to go to shop and buy doctors sausage of course

    • @chefdizzle9407
      @chefdizzle9407 3 роки тому +9

      Only capitalist pigs named karen use miracle whip instead of mayonez

  • @lezardvaleth2304
    @lezardvaleth2304 5 років тому +364

    "Add one nutmeg"
    Somewhere in a different century and on a different UA-cam channel, Jon Townsend smiles.

    • @Ltp1305
      @Ltp1305 5 років тому +70

      Ah, I see you're a person of 18th century's fine tastes as well

    • @greenteafinch9833
      @greenteafinch9833 5 років тому +16

      The Nutmeg Cafe

    • @matheff71
      @matheff71 5 років тому +44

      That moment, when your cooking videos binge watching spans from 18th century to slav hardcore cooking. Find some time form Binging with Babish in between.

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe 5 років тому +12

      6:35
      Jon Townsend - Suddenly i feel this urge to squat and to stop using definitive articles, for some reason.

    • @alexgade4512
      @alexgade4512 5 років тому +12

      @@matheff71 and in the distance it's Pepper Pepper Pepper and some hardcore wangjangle

  • @D0nkih0te91
    @D0nkih0te91 3 роки тому +39

    Ah yes, the only sausage one needs in his life. It is also an essential part of the Hungarian kitchen ... especially as student. You name it omelette, pasta, sandwich , etc. Eat it out of the bag, fry it, boil it ... there's just no limit to what you can do with it.

    • @kobked-x
      @kobked-x 7 місяців тому

      that's what she said ;)

  • @TheIllusioner
    @TheIllusioner 4 роки тому +447

    When he started taking off his mask, I was half expecting another one underneath

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 4 роки тому +1

      Same here

    • @Michael-eg3rs
      @Michael-eg3rs 4 роки тому +7

      well. Technically there was another mask under it so you expected correctly

    • @iskandar9119
      @iskandar9119 4 роки тому +4

      I was expecting DIO's mask lol

    • @yolozwek_gaming
      @yolozwek_gaming 4 роки тому +1

      I ruined your 100 likes

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 4 роки тому +1

      @@yolozwek_gaming That's ok, 101 is a good number

  • @SuperRazor47
    @SuperRazor47 5 років тому +92

    Blyatiful.. Thank you boris for giving me something to see during my night shift..

    • @eclipseracing4389
      @eclipseracing4389 5 років тому +2

      Go work blyat..... Jk

    • @SuperRazor47
      @SuperRazor47 5 років тому

      Icu duty tovarich.. Everyone is stable so can rest for maybe an hour today..

    • @AWACS_Snowblind
      @AWACS_Snowblind 5 років тому +1

      Stay strong, tovarisch.

    • @kiarashk2171
      @kiarashk2171 5 років тому +1

      “You’re fired”
      Says your capitalist boss.

  • @Gobra11
    @Gobra11 4 роки тому +374

    "If you think this smells a bit as dog food, you are not wrong. You are just debil."
    That made me laugh out loud.

  • @DarksteelHeart
    @DarksteelHeart Рік тому +4

    Ahhh I already ate and this looks good blin! Thanks for teaching us how to make this central Slavic cooking component

  • @Mernom
    @Mernom 5 років тому +136

    'And under my mask... Is another mask!'
    Ohh, the classics.

    • @Seeker-wm7lj
      @Seeker-wm7lj 5 років тому +15

      What are you talking about, that is clearly what he looks like.

    • @arthurmorgan4736
      @arthurmorgan4736 5 років тому +3

      cristopher wong He not doctor plague he is Uamee

  • @JohnWhite-ry8te
    @JohnWhite-ry8te 5 років тому +538

    "So we take out this big black cyka."
    -Boris 2019

  • @tommylight1312
    @tommylight1312 4 роки тому +81

    Pro tip: Boil cut beets and then freeze red water into ice cubes. That way you cool down mixture and colour it at the same time.

    • @mynaemsophie
      @mynaemsophie Рік тому +6

      speedrun

    • @sdjfghs
      @sdjfghs Рік тому +1

      genialno! thank you comrade i will try that out later

    • @MrRilarios
      @MrRilarios Рік тому +3

      NASA needs you!

  • @tristansharp8325
    @tristansharp8325 3 роки тому +5

    My friend suggested this to me and I'm now subscribed cuz this is amazing funny and informative. Keep up the good boris

  • @varakkozobiokian1955
    @varakkozobiokian1955 4 роки тому +440

    “It takes more components to make a nuclear factory in chernobyl... a good one “ that killed me😂😂😂

    • @jsw973
      @jsw973 4 роки тому +39

      Killed those poor workers too

    • @ssmuggler1wizerd881
      @ssmuggler1wizerd881 4 роки тому +8

      @@jsw973 damn. You completely outdid the original joke. Nice

    • @auugh43546
      @auugh43546 3 роки тому +1

      @Mason Vieau what

  • @hayfa7454
    @hayfa7454 5 років тому +117

    Boris' cute laugh added ten years to my lifespan

    • @hayfa7454
      @hayfa7454 5 років тому +16

      DJ Maniakk I will liquify your organs.

    • @landonorris6
      @landonorris6 5 років тому +5

      @@hayfa7454 true I stan boris and his cute laugh

  • @Artyem_Reznov
    @Artyem_Reznov 5 років тому +282

    Never clicked on something so fast

  • @Sinbertus
    @Sinbertus 5 місяців тому +3

    It took 4 years, but Boris finally made the video "how to make butter"

  • @darkflame478
    @darkflame478 5 років тому +79

    "but this is small price to pay for overthrowing the sausage empire"

  • @FlareFluff
    @FlareFluff 5 років тому +1975

    2012: omg pink slime eww gross
    2019: teaching Americans how to make pink slime

    • @MetalheadAndNerd
      @MetalheadAndNerd 5 років тому +35

      Pink slime ist the tastiest of all slimes. Even better than yellow-green slime.

    • @theaverageblitzer4351
      @theaverageblitzer4351 5 років тому +7

      BIG BLACK CYKA

    • @SynthwaveJade
      @SynthwaveJade 5 років тому +1

      Yum

    • @Sheik676
      @Sheik676 5 років тому +9

      We've had spam forever

    • @mikeoxlong1395
      @mikeoxlong1395 5 років тому +20

      @@MetalheadAndNerd Just be weary of the gelatinous cube. It may sound tasty but, even before you even make a first bite, you're gonna get a facefull of flesh dissolving acid.

  • @oligb1469
    @oligb1469 5 років тому +126

    "Some people plant trees I make sausage" Boris has your number Mr beast, you know the slav man comes when hardbass starts.

  • @witchypoo7353
    @witchypoo7353 3 роки тому +8

    I legit want that cutting board, it’s beautiful

  • @purplewurmple6236
    @purplewurmple6236 4 роки тому +203

    12:33 "It is the beginning of the end, my friends." He was right

  • @eumoria
    @eumoria 5 років тому +321

    ::busts out cutting board::
    ::cuts everything up in the air::

    • @sagisdoodleverse9696
      @sagisdoodleverse9696 5 років тому +6

      No. That's just slav skillz.

    • @YoungCoward
      @YoungCoward 5 років тому

      Is not really cutting board. Is surface to create Slav masterpiece

    • @coolbark4376
      @coolbark4376 5 років тому

      That’s his plate. Duh

    • @YoungCoward
      @YoungCoward 5 років тому

      terrarian ikr that’s what I said mann

    • @AtemiRaven
      @AtemiRaven 5 років тому

      In Soviet Russia board cut you.

  • @corsa701
    @corsa701 5 років тому +74

    Im so glad that my local russian store here in Germany has Doctors Sausage.

    • @smokedcheese6431
      @smokedcheese6431 5 років тому +3

      Man kennt den ehrenhaften russenshop um die ecke

    • @jamesschmitt2203
      @jamesschmitt2203 5 років тому +2

      @@smokedcheese6431 MixMarkt der Laden des Vertrauens 👌

    • @holyhoe5368
      @holyhoe5368 5 років тому +2

      ich leb so fett im kaff wir haben nichma deutsche läden 😂

    • @G31M1
      @G31M1 5 років тому

      Lebe auf dem Land (schlimmer noch, im Saarland), da gibts sowas nicht ;(

    • @brady.widlake
      @brady.widlake 5 років тому

      I'm not liking this cuz it has 69 likes

  • @razvanrxr003
    @razvanrxr003 4 дні тому

    Boris was and still is one of a kind, we must appreciate his style of doing things and teaching us actual useful skills. 👍👍

  • @UmbraBorealis
    @UmbraBorealis 4 роки тому +38

    Your cooking tutorials and vids on how yo live cheap really helped me in hard times, thank you boris.

  • @BWxEclipse
    @BWxEclipse 4 роки тому +421

    So… being a German I was obviously fascinated by this… (yes I fit the stereotype and love sausages)
    I decided to try and make it and… Oh. My. God. This thing was almost as amazing as a freshly smoked and grilled brat. I’ll definitely make it again in the future! Thank you for showing me how!
    Much love from Germany, Boris!

    • @Jeweliedear
      @Jeweliedear 2 роки тому +28

      This made my day 😂 .
      i worked at a german american deli for short while, and was intimidated by all the equipment for making it. Was trying to find a recipe for small scale homemade jagdwurst or similar bologna, and doktoraskaya or doctors is close enough to start experimenting after trying it at a Russian deli.
      I do remember that some jagdwurst made has cardamon and mustard seeds,& that some of the bierschinken has chunks of ham, marjoram, or remnants enclosed. Think the gelbwurst was parsley, milk, lemon, black pepper, salt, veal or veal and pork( here in states is often mixture).

    • @kingghidorah5213
      @kingghidorah5213 2 роки тому +3

      Does it taste similar to lyoner sausage?

    • @jessicah3450
      @jessicah3450 2 роки тому +7

      Danke from a German-American who can't get Doctor's Sausage in my capitalist country. I'm thinking I want to fry this up with some of mom's sauerkraut 🤤

    • @pop-roxs
      @pop-roxs 2 роки тому +5

      me reading the first line: "medic tf2 medic tf2 medic tf2 medic tf2"

    • @Yomik
      @Yomik 2 роки тому +3

      @@jessicah3450 a lil late but if you’re in the US, most states I’ve been to have some sort of Euro-store or something like that where you can find not only this sausage but also many of the other foods found on this channel.

  • @aceofspadesguy4913
    @aceofspadesguy4913 5 років тому +95

    Man I was so early Berlin was still two cities.

  • @Buslingthorpe
    @Buslingthorpe 3 роки тому +12

    8:50 Forbidden strawberry ice cream

  • @netherdominater9960
    @netherdominater9960 4 роки тому +665

    "You have not tasted true freedom until you have had homemade doctors sausage"
    **All western spy Americans watching have left to make sausage**

    • @wborworse
      @wborworse 4 роки тому +21

      Doctor's sausage production increases 100% in America

    • @leyizh
      @leyizh 4 роки тому +12

      *Sosig Freedom Intensifies*

    • @maneoj46
      @maneoj46 4 роки тому +10

      Oddly enough, it’s merely pork bologna. But who cares, Doctor’s Sausage sounds better

    • @epic-user-handle-83
      @epic-user-handle-83 4 роки тому +2

      @@maneoj46 time to pick up some pigs

  • @maddoxrhude7908
    @maddoxrhude7908 5 років тому +103

    When will the official Life of Boris cookbook coming? I wanted to get one for my brother for Christmas...

  • @silentdragon1555
    @silentdragon1555 5 років тому +379

    Boris: Its winter
    Me:
    *Looks outside to see a bushfire on the mountain range while being 30 degrees C*

    • @kingrediusz3764
      @kingrediusz3764 5 років тому +5

      Where are you? America?

    • @venus818
      @venus818 5 років тому +19

      You must be in Australia or something lol

    • @laodorifto6410
      @laodorifto6410 5 років тому +7

      It’s -19 in nord Canada

    • @davidcoronel8596
      @davidcoronel8596 5 років тому +10

      Ah yes, California, where one week in November its 40 F (4.4 C) and the next its 85 F (29.4 C) and the fires never go out.

    • @levisatana
      @levisatana 5 років тому +10

      37 degrees C now (Brazil)

  • @ChaoOnYoutube
    @ChaoOnYoutube Рік тому +4

    Buterbrod is of scandinavian origin btw, in germany we love some good buterbrod aka butterbrot as well

  • @SP15T1CH1CK
    @SP15T1CH1CK 4 роки тому +751

    when I play this my cat just comes and chills near me it got to the point that when he hears the intro music he comes running

  • @Testarossazxc
    @Testarossazxc 5 років тому +50

    Boris: "You do not need big machine like this"
    *Keeps giant random sausage machine*

  • @Lucky-xz4xq
    @Lucky-xz4xq 4 роки тому +76

    “You are the master of your own sausage”
    -Boris Motivational Speech, 2019

  • @noggenfogger1324
    @noggenfogger1324 3 роки тому +12

    4:48 Such a glorious laugh, made my day, Comrade Boris

  • @themadkraken1912
    @themadkraken1912 5 років тому +329

    I googled 'Doctor Sausage' and really didn't get what I was expecting.
    Boris' 'Big Black Cyka' (bbc) joke went unappreciated.

    • @Rockphill
      @Rockphill 5 років тому +7

      Потому что надо гуглить 'Докторская колбаса'

    • @Hasio-Maszkietnik
      @Hasio-Maszkietnik 5 років тому +1

      Больший чёрный хер

    • @recker4550
      @recker4550 5 років тому +8

      its mortadella

    • @flatroadkill
      @flatroadkill 4 роки тому +2

      mmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
      i know what you mean

    • @santelite5935
      @santelite5935 4 роки тому

      @@recker4550 Is it actually?

  • @runicevan5624
    @runicevan5624 5 років тому +417

    "Insert the meat" -Boris 2019

    • @verdessence
      @verdessence 5 років тому +18

      "Spread it around very nice" -Boris 2k19

    • @Bigbeefymams
      @Bigbeefymams 5 років тому +15

      @@verdessence " and push"
      Boris - 2019

    • @MouZester
      @MouZester 5 років тому +4

      @@Bigbeefymams ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @planecrazy3808
    @planecrazy3808 5 років тому +203

    BRITAIN: CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY.
    RUSSIA: BORIS AND THE SAUSAGE FACTORY.
    AMERICA: RONALD AND MCDONALDS.
    ITALY: MOSSOLINI AND THE PIZZERIA.
    CANADA: NOAH AND THE MAPLE FACTORY.
    MEXICO: PEDRO AND THE TACO FACTORY.
    PHILIPPINES: JUAN AND THE LECHON (PIG) FACTORY.
    JAPAN: HARUKI AND THE SUSHI FACTORY.
    GERMANY: HANS AND THE JÄGERMEISTER FACTORY

    • @frij539
      @frij539 5 років тому +2

      Boris and the Kielbasa Factory

    • @jdamsel8212
      @jdamsel8212 5 років тому

      Charlie and the chocolate factory is British...

    • @planecrazy3808
      @planecrazy3808 5 років тому

      @@jdamsel8212 THANKS

    • @SynthwaveJade
      @SynthwaveJade 5 років тому

      Xd

    • @datkotcat7617
      @datkotcat7617 5 років тому

      Don't forget canada and the maple syrup factory

  • @acetrigger1337
    @acetrigger1337 3 роки тому +8

    didn't expect Boris to be a legit Homemade Cook.

  • @RoachDoggJr2112
    @RoachDoggJr2112 4 роки тому +61

    "It is the beginning of the end, and dinner is ready, comrades."
    Best boris quote by far

  • @SusScrofa356
    @SusScrofa356 4 роки тому +384

    German: butterbrot
    Russian: buterbrod, blyat!

    • @hoodie4439
      @hoodie4439 4 роки тому +17

      *operation barbarossa commences*

    • @stellathelegend8799
      @stellathelegend8799 4 роки тому +1

      @Elite Hans could you possibly explain the point of that

    • @SusScrofa356
      @SusScrofa356 4 роки тому +11

      @@stellathelegend8799 no

    • @stellathelegend8799
      @stellathelegend8799 4 роки тому +1

      @Elite Hans ok

    • @SusScrofa356
      @SusScrofa356 4 роки тому +4

      @@stellathelegend8799 sorry that was just a stupid joke of mine
      i have a lot of russian friends and every last word of a sentence is "blyat"
      🤣

  • @perarne1387
    @perarne1387 5 років тому +23

    This guy has skills in the kitchen, always looks delicious in the kitchen... the food I mean

  • @stevenxiaofenghuang
    @stevenxiaofenghuang 3 роки тому +7

    I can’t stop laughing when we call that green soda “Chernobyl Rainwater”. I laughed a half hour.