@Lassi Kinnunen eh it's what people can get for the money tbh. Healthy food is expensive. Myself I usually just stick to liverpate and some dark bread since that's what's readily available in DK. In poland it was actually Dr Sausage because it came in big rolls for almost no money and it could be eaten cold, fried, added to eggs. It was a pretty versatile thing to have around and it had a longer shelf life than for example a whole chicken or a head of lettuce.
Stalker call of pripyat literally have a description that says "Doctors sausage, a diet food mainly consisted of boiled and minced sausage given as a prescription for malnutrition, it is also a stalkers breakfast lunch dinner."
They had some troubles in... Thirties, I guess? Don't really remember, but there was a point in Soviet history, when people were just collapsing at the street. Starving to death, as they walk. My grandparents survived that period by having excess some corn stashed up from before it started. And, in spite of all that, doctor's sausage could actually help you with malnutrition, because apparently it was easy to digest. Not sure if I described it correctly, because I didn't actually study Soviet history, just heard some from the older relatives
Wartime patient: "I sick" Wartime doctor: "Eat pig." Wartime patient: "How many pig?" Wartime doctor: "Make pig in sosig, eat one sosig in morning, one sosig evening"
So when Boris wraps his pink meat into cling wrap he's "a chef" and "had good problem solving skills" but when I do it I'm "irresponsible" and "need to get a real condom"
Dendran Gardner not gonna lie I thought that said flamethrower and I waited to see a flamethrower be put in the blender in tell I reread the comments Edit: Lmao- I’m such a idiot, I was reading the comments and it was late so I didn’t read the comment correctly. Just pointing that out.
Cant tell if its steel or aluminum but if its steel you probably wanna get rid of that piece of trash and get some brass or polymer cased ammo. If polymer, wait for the true velocity rounds tho
We have sausage like this in Germany too.. we call it "Fleischwurst" which basically translates to "meat sausage". I think they are pretty much the same.
Im going to comment on every video that Boris should collab with his babushka and Anatoli and they all wear masks and make delicious food while commenting on the old, simpler times. I love his family oriented videos, so wholesome.
@@c.i.a.3816 *toxic and btw we aren't toxic we are just trying to make people laugh by doing stuff and gopniks aren't toxic too they just protect each other
So… being a German I was obviously fascinated by this… (yes I fit the stereotype and love sausages) I decided to try and make it and… Oh. My. God. This thing was almost as amazing as a freshly smoked and grilled brat. I’ll definitely make it again in the future! Thank you for showing me how! Much love from Germany, Boris!
This made my day 😂 . i worked at a german american deli for short while, and was intimidated by all the equipment for making it. Was trying to find a recipe for small scale homemade jagdwurst or similar bologna, and doktoraskaya or doctors is close enough to start experimenting after trying it at a Russian deli. I do remember that some jagdwurst made has cardamon and mustard seeds,& that some of the bierschinken has chunks of ham, marjoram, or remnants enclosed. Think the gelbwurst was parsley, milk, lemon, black pepper, salt, veal or veal and pork( here in states is often mixture).
Danke from a German-American who can't get Doctor's Sausage in my capitalist country. I'm thinking I want to fry this up with some of mom's sauerkraut 🤤
@@jessicah3450 a lil late but if you’re in the US, most states I’ve been to have some sort of Euro-store or something like that where you can find not only this sausage but also many of the other foods found on this channel.
For those who don't know what 'chernobyl rainwater' is, its called taragan (tah-reh-gahn), or tarragon. Not the herb, but rather the drink (which does have the herb inside of it). It is an acquired taste for most, however I would still recommend it.
That moment, when your cooking videos binge watching spans from 18th century to slav hardcore cooking. Find some time form Binging with Babish in between.
Ah yes, the only sausage one needs in his life. It is also an essential part of the Hungarian kitchen ... especially as student. You name it omelette, pasta, sandwich , etc. Eat it out of the bag, fry it, boil it ... there's just no limit to what you can do with it.
@@MetalheadAndNerd Just be weary of the gelatinous cube. It may sound tasty but, even before you even make a first bite, you're gonna get a facefull of flesh dissolving acid.
4:48 His laugh. I have never been so in love in my life. I’m gonna be full for months. I will never need any thing ever again. Leave me to my corner because I need no one now
We actually have doctors sausage in Sweden, but here it's called Falukorv, and yes, I can confirm, it's amazing!! We eat it with mashed potatoes or macaron(but mostly with mashed potatoes) and maybe some ketchup if you feel like it.
BRITAIN: CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY. RUSSIA: BORIS AND THE SAUSAGE FACTORY. AMERICA: RONALD AND MCDONALDS. ITALY: MOSSOLINI AND THE PIZZERIA. CANADA: NOAH AND THE MAPLE FACTORY. MEXICO: PEDRO AND THE TACO FACTORY. PHILIPPINES: JUAN AND THE LECHON (PIG) FACTORY. JAPAN: HARUKI AND THE SUSHI FACTORY. GERMANY: HANS AND THE JÄGERMEISTER FACTORY
Boris does us a kindness by not revealing his face, as gazing upon such a true slav would cause our eyes to melt.
It’s like staring directly at the Sun. For 10 hours straight.
The 3 striped pupils tend to freak out Germanic white people
If you are calling him ugly...you will be never be slav again.but if not then yes...i agree
@@lancehobbs8012 yup as a german i agree
Oh my god the DougDoug pfp
"Cold water will shrink sausage a bit you should already know this is normal."
- Boris, 2019
Explains why my sausage is so tiny
@@pxolqopt3597 hmmm
lol the top two comments are like connected.
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@@elainebaticioto9524 water usually makes things wet yea
As a uni student living by himself, I realised how much of a life saver these videos are
@Pigeon Wouldn't call them all that healthy, but with true ingredients. And besides 9/10 soviet doctors agree, eating is better than not eating!
@@qwormuli77 10th doctor went to gulag.
@Pigeon healthy
1cm thick slab of butter on 2cm thick bread
pick one
@Lassi Kinnunen eh it's what people can get for the money tbh. Healthy food is expensive.
Myself I usually just stick to liverpate and some dark bread since that's what's readily available in DK. In poland it was actually Dr Sausage because it came in big rolls for almost no money and it could be eaten cold, fried, added to eggs. It was a pretty versatile thing to have around and it had a longer shelf life than for example a whole chicken or a head of lettuce.
Boris is so pure for finding pig fat accidentally getting stuck to a bowl funny. Never change, you smol happy fruit.
Wholesome
seriously who wouldn't find that funny
such a blyatiful man with a very slav personality
His laugh gave me so much serotonin
Yesss, that genuine laugh he had at that brightened my evening
"Dirty again, I just clean this place"
Cooking in a nutshell.
My mind in a nutshell
My room in a nutshell
*you are the master of your own sausage*
-Boris 2019
destroy dick december be like
*MY BODY IS MY OWN*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Words to live by
You are master of own sausage until one too many vodka take place.
Then sausage is own master.
"and what better way to add the colour of red"
*soviet anthem plays*
just beware of glorious soviet tanks
8:03
@Αγόρι Πεταλίδα fuck u nazi
erik masterchef you are on Slav channel
@erik masterchef communism good
"This is doctor's sausage, not some medical assistants sausage"
I'M ACTUALLY DEAD
you need actual doctor, not his sausage
Guess welcome to heaven XD
I guess you got a medical assistant sausage
docter d-
But it's looks tasty.😋
4:47 is probably the most wholesome slavic laugh I have ever heard.
Are we not going to talk about that random ultimate shot?
@@rat_pant I forgot, you are absolutely right. BORUS! This man needs a mention
Big facts
My heart melted
Can we just agree that komrad's Boris laugh is the most pure thing ever
Natalija Pevcova
Yes
*_no_*
yes
Natalija Pevcova y e s
Y e s
"Yes I know what you are thinking"
*Sausage condom*
sheep intestines, if you ask the western Europeans
Some Person *OOF*
Lol disgusting
Sausage foreskin
Lord forgive me for what im about to do
Stalker call of pripyat literally have a description that says "Doctors sausage, a diet food mainly consisted of boiled and minced sausage given as a prescription for malnutrition, it is also a stalkers breakfast lunch dinner."
They had some troubles in... Thirties, I guess? Don't really remember, but there was a point in Soviet history, when people were just collapsing at the street. Starving to death, as they walk. My grandparents survived that period by having excess some corn stashed up from before it started. And, in spite of all that, doctor's sausage could actually help you with malnutrition, because apparently it was easy to digest. Not sure if I described it correctly, because I didn't actually study Soviet history, just heard some from the older relatives
*"Some people plant trees, I make sausage"*
Boris 2019
@@Trash7Trash7Trash7 yes
@@Trash7Trash7Trash7 Mr Beast wants to know your location
But he used natural ingridients so still helping the earth
@@Trash7Trash7Trash7 Holy yes
Daniel Downey blessed yes
Wartime patient: "I sick"
Wartime doctor: "Eat pig."
Wartime patient: "How many pig?"
Wartime doctor: "Make pig in sosig, eat one sosig in morning, one sosig evening"
Heal up those bullet wounds no time
the pig looked like something I want to deepthroat
@@janoschjobstmann4588 ó-ò
@@janoschjobstmann4588 maybe something you should keep to yourself ha
@@janoschjobstmann4588 maybe just a mistranslation?
Am I the only one that wants to see a Gardening with Boris.
Edit.. Holy crap this blew up more than Reactor 4
No.
Nyet.
he better keep his promise blyat
gardening in spring!
Nyet
No
As an american I find a lot of the food Boris makes here appealing... I've tried chebureki because of this guy.
Boris: * pulls out cutting board *
Also boris: * literally cuts everything while it is mid air *
Yes,you copying another person's comment
ThinnestEvaluation 11 tbh I don’t even care
iiiiiiis boris!
@@dizzyfizzy4203 busta! straight busta!
@@bbpoisonn Keller izz da nahui
Sometimes Boris actually sounds like he’s not speaking english and i love it
I mean, sometimes he literally isn't.
@Toiisha don't
@Toiisha This isn't Reddit.
@Toiisha Stop "linking" subreddits that no one outside cares about. It's just cringey.
@Toiisha you posted cringe
"some people make trees, I make sausage"
-Life of Boris 2019
best Russian content since Russian content existed
*Slavic* please
Yeah Slavic is more right
How about dash cams recordings, comrade?
SLAVIC
He never said he was Russian
I love how Boris is the only chef that said that you should use a different cutting board for raw meat
(...and then breaks that rule 2.5 years later with the mcdonalds video)
I will not ruin the 69 likes but know that this comment is equal to one like :)
Gordon: I cooked a catfish, a conger eel, a king crab and a puffin.
Boris: doctor sosig
and believe me, i would choose doctor sosig any time over any of that salty pricks food.
@@Sharpless2 that's fair.
which Gordon? GORDON FREEMAN?!
@@Sharpless2 how is gordon ramsay a "salty prick"?
Dead Meme I like Boris but why the hate towards Gordon? He’s a really good chef
"Butter not hard to make, just s l a p m I l k until it take shape" - Boris 2019
Well, he's not wrong 🤣👍
Davie504 has entered the chat
Its... actualy true..
@@bryanmerel ik, it just sounds funny
already try that to my girlfriend... and now she always requests me to make a butter
So when Boris wraps his pink meat into cling wrap he's "a chef" and "had good problem solving skills" but when I do it I'm "irresponsible" and "need to get a real condom"
This comment is shockingly undervalued
@@joaksannan551 Agreed.
You sir won the internet 2 years in a row
I read this with a Swedish accent I do not know why I am not Swedish
I appreciate this.
Ok now I’m just picturing Boris in a courtroom squatting on the table wearing a tie
Boris:
- Know about car
- Can cook
- Life hack
Best Gopnik
How is he single - I have no idea 🤔
@@Haszea only communists will understand
- Has cat
- Makes ushankas for cats
Perfect Man
@@Haszea How do you know he isn't single?
Next video "Storytime with Papa Boris: How I was almost sued over a recipe gone wrong"
Seriously I wanna know more
Edit: HOW did this get so popular?
Just call the guy Vadim to keep him anonymous :P
69th like
We NEED to hear that slav story!
The only story time I need
@@notafurrysogoaway nice
*Gordon Ramsey ad pops*
Me: Go away Ramsey, I only watch professionals.
Ad? What ad? LOL
Last time he tried to make a sausage, an old Thai lady laughed at him lol
Unlike Boris, his Babushka always proud of him
I got McDonald's ad
no shit the same happened to me just now.
@@FanaticAlpharius so poor he cant afford the ads! Peasent.
Making this tonight with my son. Polish Slavs must eat to maintain superior strength! Niech żyje Borys!
(￣ー￣)
🫡🫡🫡🇵🇱
never reveal your face boris, thats part of the charm.
i agree, to me, his face is his ushanka, balaclava, and glasses, that is Boris.
@@averagecrusader5509 that opinion is the correct one.
8:03
I was literraly closing my eyes with my hands when he went for it, and was such a relief when realized its another prikol!
@@Edelhif you could have just closed your eyes instead
"Waht am i going to do with half kilogram of beef?"
Me: goulash blyat
Great minds think alike
Yes Lesi
Indeed
An idea for a next video XD
ahh bylat
"that's a nice pink, are you making strawberry yogurt?"
"...yes"
DOCTOR SAUSAGE BLYAT’
什麼你柴草。怕我
@@mightbetwitchy3323 i dont speak Hiroshima
@@mightbetwitchy3323 BOOM!!
Meat ice cream
I never truly appreciated how well boris talks with his hands... better than most ppl talk with their words
Someone has tried to sue you? Wtf. Did he almost die of salt overdose?
That guy: *Well yes but actually no*
Doctor Boris never under salts his food.
I want to know the story now
Of mayonnaise
@@Ashgrey0 I need to know!!
"Now you also need a thermometer..."
>actually throws in thermometer into blender
>starts blending
Me: "Wait a minute..."
Dendran Gardner 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘰 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘢 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴
Dendran Gardner not gonna lie I thought that said flamethrower and I waited to see a flamethrower be put in the blender in tell I reread the comments
Edit: Lmao- I’m such a idiot, I was reading the comments and it was late so I didn’t read the comment correctly. Just pointing that out.
Thought the same but looking closely he throws ice instead
you need it is there to stabilize the nemp
Dendran Gardner that was ice
“and you take cucumber...”
“b w o o m”
I randomly found this "suggested" video. I heard around the first 4 seconds of this guy and immediately subscribed.
"Be the master of ur own sausage" Boris 2019
*lenny face*
°•°
Words to live by.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@argir5849
Are u cercumcized? I want foreskin regeneration for the victims.
I need the full story for the guy trying to sue over a recipe..
Cant tell if its steel or aluminum but if its steel you probably wanna get rid of that piece of trash and get some brass or polymer cased ammo. If polymer, wait for the true velocity rounds tho
@@MilkyRob 7.62x39 performs best out of steel cases, but thanks for playing anyway.
@@A.Clifton well 762x39 performs just as good with steel and brass so i see ur point there. Why bother when its cheaper?
Uhhh... did I miss something?
@@RJ_Owlby Guy commenting on the fact my profile picture is a Hornady 7.62x39 AMax cartridge.
Had nothing to do with the original comment or video.
"Minced Meat Can Have Preservative Inside"
- Boris, Shashlik Emperor and Slav King.
I eat children yum at least he is eating minced meat and not children
Despite the fact that NNN is a thing again, I have started a new thing No Vadim December.
Boris has saved my life, cause I definitely did not know that minced meat is a product of western spy.
@@saltyhamms10 Have you Ever tasted them to say that?
@Victor Masson *What kind of preservatives?*
We have sausage like this in Germany too.. we call it "Fleischwurst" which basically translates to "meat sausage". I think they are pretty much the same.
it’s so fucking good, I grew up eating it and every time I eat it I cry a little, childhood memories
Boris: *slaps bread on table*
THIs is BreAd
Ah yes... The floor is made out of floor
Davie504: do you challenge me?
I challenge YOU to a hardBASS battle.
*slaps top of table*
This baby can hold so much bread
@@ChillGames5067 checkmate boris fans
I look up to this man like he’s Gordon Ramsay.
I say he's better. talk about simple and effective cooking.
DarkCT he is better.
What if he actually was Gordon Ramsay?
Raphaël Rigal *Do you want to go to Gulag?*
@@kanak9305 make papa Stalin proud!
boris: *grabs the bottom of his mask*
me: *has heart attack*
Boris: "It is me! UAMEE!"
Me: *"UAMEE BLYAT!!!"*
Same though. He can't be fucking with us like that 😅
300th like xD
I was actually ready to see Boris’ face.
"Beneath this mask is...
Another mask"
Im going to comment on every video that Boris should collab with his babushka and Anatoli and they all wear masks and make delicious food while commenting on the old, simpler times. I love his family oriented videos, so wholesome.
"you are the master of your own sausage"
response to chef John?
So you say to make a sausage from me prostrate
*Sausage-making factories hate him, find out how this man makes sausage in only one video* (holy shit thanks for the likes) спасибо
gtfo western media
@@user-ee4fh1ig1m yes comrade kick them out from the motherland
Did you just copy the format from chubbyemu xD
why are russianers always so tosic?
-Random guy featured in Anomaly's video
@@c.i.a.3816 *toxic and btw we aren't toxic we are just trying to make people laugh by doing stuff and gopniks aren't toxic too they just protect each other
So… being a German I was obviously fascinated by this… (yes I fit the stereotype and love sausages)
I decided to try and make it and… Oh. My. God. This thing was almost as amazing as a freshly smoked and grilled brat. I’ll definitely make it again in the future! Thank you for showing me how!
Much love from Germany, Boris!
This made my day 😂 .
i worked at a german american deli for short while, and was intimidated by all the equipment for making it. Was trying to find a recipe for small scale homemade jagdwurst or similar bologna, and doktoraskaya or doctors is close enough to start experimenting after trying it at a Russian deli.
I do remember that some jagdwurst made has cardamon and mustard seeds,& that some of the bierschinken has chunks of ham, marjoram, or remnants enclosed. Think the gelbwurst was parsley, milk, lemon, black pepper, salt, veal or veal and pork( here in states is often mixture).
Does it taste similar to lyoner sausage?
Danke from a German-American who can't get Doctor's Sausage in my capitalist country. I'm thinking I want to fry this up with some of mom's sauerkraut 🤤
me reading the first line: "medic tf2 medic tf2 medic tf2 medic tf2"
@@jessicah3450 a lil late but if you’re in the US, most states I’ve been to have some sort of Euro-store or something like that where you can find not only this sausage but also many of the other foods found on this channel.
For those who don't know what 'chernobyl rainwater' is, its called taragan (tah-reh-gahn), or tarragon. Not the herb, but rather the drink (which does have the herb inside of it). It is an acquired taste for most, however I would still recommend it.
Step 1: Find a doctor
Step 2: Cut off his sausage
Step 3: Run, you're now a criminal
Underrated
Wait...i know what you mean
Step 4: get some bread, fresh tomato, cucumber, and mayonnaise. Enjoy.
Instructions unclear I cut my own sausage off.
I don't have to be a criminal B3
I have doctor's sausage in shop near my home
SLAVIC POWER KURWAS
"Add one nutmeg"
Somewhere in a different century and on a different UA-cam channel, Jon Townsend smiles.
Ah, I see you're a person of 18th century's fine tastes as well
The Nutmeg Cafe
That moment, when your cooking videos binge watching spans from 18th century to slav hardcore cooking. Find some time form Binging with Babish in between.
6:35
Jon Townsend - Suddenly i feel this urge to squat and to stop using definitive articles, for some reason.
@@matheff71 and in the distance it's Pepper Pepper Pepper and some hardcore wangjangle
Boris: *speaks English in his Slavic accent*
UA-cam: "Is this Russian?"
he use goods with Russian names. Like chernobul's rain is "Тархун" and other Russian goods in his videos
No ota its boris
Go to gulag
Да его русский
Видимо поэтому он у меня в рекомендациях.
Ah yes, the only sausage one needs in his life. It is also an essential part of the Hungarian kitchen ... especially as student. You name it omelette, pasta, sandwich , etc. Eat it out of the bag, fry it, boil it ... there's just no limit to what you can do with it.
that's what she said ;)
boris: makes sausage
every single doctor sausage factory: blyat we have been found out. this man must not survive.
don't lie to us. all we know that doctor's sausage made of doctors.
Aww, i wanted to try the doctor sausage, but sadly i'm allergic to doctor
@@sergent_jacques991 eat apples instead
In Soviet Russia, doctors made of sausage
@@hydrochloricacid2146 Laughs in Doctor's Plot
@@hydrochloricacid2146 Idiot
When he started taking off his mask, I was half expecting another one underneath
Same here
well. Technically there was another mask under it so you expected correctly
I was expecting DIO's mask lol
I ruined your 100 likes
@@yolozwek_gaming That's ok, 101 is a good number
Just slap milk until it takes shape...honestly the best description of butter I've ever heard
I kinda hope he never does a face reveal, it would break the character of the immortal and mysterious boris.
I agree
10 million subscribers no problem,but at the same time i agree with you
Anyone else have a heart attack when he said he was doing a face reveal
Michael Kelleher yep.
No, he does this all the time, always hilarious.
Not really. He is a total troll and I saw that one coming xD
If there was a one time face reveal. Would you reallllly? Want to see it,
@@rexthespartan3025 thanks m8
Pro tip: Boil cut beets and then freeze red water into ice cubes. That way you cool down mixture and colour it at the same time.
speedrun
genialno! thank you comrade i will try that out later
NASA needs you!
0:30 The day is now. Butter video finally out!
"If you think this smells a bit as dog food, you are not wrong. You are just debil."
That made me laugh out loud.
Same here
No u
Sam takoi
'And under my mask... Is another mask!'
Ohh, the classics.
What are you talking about, that is clearly what he looks like.
cristopher wong He not doctor plague he is Uamee
Boris' cute laugh added ten years to my lifespan
DJ Maniakk I will liquify your organs.
@@hayfa7454 true I stan boris and his cute laugh
didn't expect Boris to be a legit Homemade Cook.
"no wonder the world economy is collapsing"
too soon Boris, too Soon
More like too early
@@hoodie4439 you're right
That joke has not aged well
@@jandlyt just like the world economy has aged
I'd like your comment but it has 666 likes and I don't wanna break that.
"You are the master of your own sausage." --Boris, 2019
Chef John intensifies
Nice
Noice
😏
"So we take out this big black cyka."
-Boris 2019
He said the c word
Big black bith that what he said
@@mislavsabolski3057 CYKAAA
he said big black suka lmao not cyka
@@user-ee4fh1ig1m I didnt hear can u write the time in video?
8:50 Forbidden strawberry ice cream
Blyatiful.. Thank you boris for giving me something to see during my night shift..
Go work blyat..... Jk
Icu duty tovarich.. Everyone is stable so can rest for maybe an hour today..
Stay strong, tovarisch.
“You’re fired”
Says your capitalist boss.
2012: omg pink slime eww gross
2019: teaching Americans how to make pink slime
Pink slime ist the tastiest of all slimes. Even better than yellow-green slime.
BIG BLACK CYKA
Yum
We've had spam forever
@@MetalheadAndNerd Just be weary of the gelatinous cube. It may sound tasty but, even before you even make a first bite, you're gonna get a facefull of flesh dissolving acid.
Im so glad that my local russian store here in Germany has Doctors Sausage.
Man kennt den ehrenhaften russenshop um die ecke
@@smokedcheese6431 MixMarkt der Laden des Vertrauens 👌
ich leb so fett im kaff wir haben nichma deutsche läden 😂
Lebe auf dem Land (schlimmer noch, im Saarland), da gibts sowas nicht ;(
I'm not liking this cuz it has 69 likes
4:48 Such a glorious laugh, made my day, Comrade Boris
4:48 His laugh. I have never been so in love in my life. I’m gonna be full for months. I will never need any thing ever again. Leave me to my corner because I need no one now
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SCP-6789 has been escaped from UA-cam.
what the hell happened here
Listen, if a doctor says I need "doctor's sausage," I'm walking out the door.
Underrated comment
@@nmyster3201 yes comrade 👏
lool
Walking out the door to go to shop and buy doctors sausage of course
Only capitalist pigs named karen use miracle whip instead of mayonez
::busts out cutting board::
::cuts everything up in the air::
No. That's just slav skillz.
Is not really cutting board. Is surface to create Slav masterpiece
That’s his plate. Duh
terrarian ikr that’s what I said mann
In Soviet Russia board cut you.
Buterbrod is of scandinavian origin btw, in germany we love some good buterbrod aka butterbrot as well
Man I was so early Berlin was still two cities.
xd
Never clicked on something so fast
Hunter Vowell dido
Me too
yes
Clicked as soon as it notified, already 700 views. Quality.
Yes comrade
12:33 "It is the beginning of the end, my friends." He was right
@VelocityRaptor u monster
@VelocityRaptor u potato
Oh please 🙄
I legit want that cutting board, it’s beautiful
No, no, no... Blyatiful!
"but this is small price to pay for overthrowing the sausage empire"
when I play this my cat just comes and chills near me it got to the point that when he hears the intro music he comes running
S L A V I C
C A T
r/thathappened
Oof i ffeel you man
@@RIPLinkTTV found the redditor
@@Bitzell ok, boomer
"It is the beginning of the end, and dinner is ready, comrades."
Best boris quote by far
"This is Doctor's Sausage, not medical assistant's sausage" was very funny
“It takes more components to make a nuclear factory in chernobyl... a good one “ that killed me😂😂😂
Killed those poor workers too
@@jsw973 damn. You completely outdid the original joke. Nice
@Mason Vieau what
"Some people plant trees I make sausage" Boris has your number Mr beast, you know the slav man comes when hardbass starts.
4:47 his laugh has cured my anxiety entirely
I love that laugh
You mean 4:48
It took 4 years, but Boris finally made the video "how to make butter"
“You are the master of your own sausage”
-Boris Motivational Speech, 2019
We actually have doctors sausage in Sweden, but here it's called Falukorv, and yes, I can confirm, it's amazing!! We eat it with mashed potatoes or macaron(but mostly with mashed potatoes) and maybe some ketchup if you feel like it.
Falukorv goes in anything actually
Now I can finally acquire Doctor Sausage here in America.
Seriously though, thanks for the video Boris. I'm gonna make this.
ok
same, but imma make a shit ton, gib sum to muh lil bro.
Just don't sue him if it doesn't work
american doctor sausage this is illegal
they sell it everywhere in America
Boris was and still is one of a kind, we must appreciate his style of doing things and teaching us actual useful skills. 👍👍
I googled 'Doctor Sausage' and really didn't get what I was expecting.
Boris' 'Big Black Cyka' (bbc) joke went unappreciated.
Потому что надо гуглить 'Докторская колбаса'
Больший чёрный хер
its mortadella
mmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
i know what you mean
@@recker4550 Is it actually?
BRITAIN: CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY.
RUSSIA: BORIS AND THE SAUSAGE FACTORY.
AMERICA: RONALD AND MCDONALDS.
ITALY: MOSSOLINI AND THE PIZZERIA.
CANADA: NOAH AND THE MAPLE FACTORY.
MEXICO: PEDRO AND THE TACO FACTORY.
PHILIPPINES: JUAN AND THE LECHON (PIG) FACTORY.
JAPAN: HARUKI AND THE SUSHI FACTORY.
GERMANY: HANS AND THE JÄGERMEISTER FACTORY
Boris and the Kielbasa Factory
Charlie and the chocolate factory is British...
@@jdamsel8212 THANKS
Xd
Don't forget canada and the maple syrup factory
This guy has skills in the kitchen, always looks delicious in the kitchen... the food I mean
I can’t stop laughing when we call that green soda “Chernobyl Rainwater”. I laughed a half hour.
Your cooking tutorials and vids on how yo live cheap really helped me in hard times, thank you boris.
"You have not tasted true freedom until you have had homemade doctors sausage"
**All western spy Americans watching have left to make sausage**
Doctor's sausage production increases 100% in America
*Sosig Freedom Intensifies*
Oddly enough, it’s merely pork bologna. But who cares, Doctor’s Sausage sounds better
@@maneoj46 time to pick up some pigs
Boris: Its winter
Me:
*Looks outside to see a bushfire on the mountain range while being 30 degrees C*
Where are you? America?
You must be in Australia or something lol
It’s -19 in nord Canada
Ah yes, California, where one week in November its 40 F (4.4 C) and the next its 85 F (29.4 C) and the fires never go out.
37 degrees C now (Brazil)
I’m from sweden and we have a similar thing. We call it Falukorv, and it’s basically Doctor’s sausage but slightly different