Cooking with splitting axe
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- Опубліковано 10 лис 2018
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Cooking with splitting axe
A comrade called Kailan sent me a challenge to cook with a full size splitting axe. No hatchets allowed. I took this challenge. Went to babushka's house. Built a fire and cooked some meat. With buterbrod on the side. It was glorious. I named the axe The Gopnik Butterknife.
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Intro music:
Gopnik McBlyat - Snakes in Tracksuits
Outro music:
Cheeki Breeki Hardbass Anthem - Навчання та стиль
1:42
"EXTRA STRONG KVASS"
1:43
*"S T R O N G A S S"*
D E M O N E T I S E D
@@LifeofBoris T H I C C A L C O H O L
@@LifeofBoris Boris how do you manage to drink ungodly amounts of alcohol and not die.
@@fudido1 he is slav
Hey I recognise that kvass bottle shape from anywhere!
*Boris origin plot intensifies*
Normal person dropping food on the ground: dam it! It’s ruined!
Boris: E A R T H S P I C E. Make you strong.
Some dirt and grass is good for you.
Dirt and grass isnt dirty.
@@Kostas.mp3 dude u just said DIRT is not DIRTY
@@muverrih-imaderzad3478 😂😂😂 yeah I though about it too as I was writtin it 😂. Bad word to discribe it but it isnt
@@muverrih-imaderzad3478 so what?
Boris : " I must have gotten pneumonia from using the same cutting board"
Also Boris : " Its called earth spice, not dirt "
🤔
When he says that?
@@mihaimuresan5269 its a joke
He also left a fucking fly in the mixture
Whats dirt?
Ohhhh you mean earth spice ok gotcha
I have always imagined his parents looking from behind a window at a man chopping food with axe in their garden and talking to himself and his camera.
And being proud
According to a q and a video where he answers a question about why he doesn’t mention his dad he said that you can see him on the opening scene of this video, so presumably he is the one sharpening the axe, and he probably went to sit down with a beer or something to watch his adult son talk to no one and eat grass
@@noahmueller8151 hey what else do a father do?
@@smileysatanson3404 *sharpens axe more*
@@smileysatanson3404 play Russian roulette against a bear
Normal people: "Light the fire"
Intellectuals: "Turn on the fire"
Boris: "Cook the fire"
Me: "Ignite the fuel"
Me (an idot): fire up the fire
@@Themeatforestmonstersme:burn up the fire
only real men cook their fire first
If you don’t want the things to fall on the ground, cut them on the ground so they fall onto the log. Vice versa
*fBi WaNt'S tO kNoW yOuR lOcAtIoN*
GENIUS!!!
no you dont swing at it as though your tryin ta kill some cyka
Illumunati: Dont fucking move
don't fucking move
*Insect flies into your food*
Everyone: damnit it's ruined!
Boris: OOOOH EXTRA MEAT
pussies
@@maikatideibaskapanaumrqlatupa ...lol
Hmmm... it seems like... I dont Know Blin!
In america the fly eats you, but in russia you eat the fly
@@magnusalexandersson9587 Är du svensk? (Gissar bara för ditt namn är Magnus)
other people making butterbrod with axe: uses axe gently like it was a normal knife
Boris: lumberjack it is
@Милош Ђошић true
See's an insect on a dish:
The rest of the world:
*removes the insect*
Russia: *woah extra meat*
🤣
@Punq! i dont understand but I purely thought this up
Not only russians are slavs! Just a kind reminder
Its actually china
@@guy4814 LOL
Boris: “But we are not savages here!”
Also Boris: *smashes bread apart with an axe repeatedly*
Wait is using an axe not the way to do it?
also also boris : takes bite out of block of cheese
And also earth spice
No it’s just the Slav way
phantom2 _ he bites out of onions too... the madlad
I love how he takes a full swing no matter how small the cut
Its the way of slav
FBI Agent 1 you should make a separate account for the KGB do you can properly make a comment like this
@@theurbangoose6918 hmm nice
Except for them onions. Them onions are sexy with every layer. Can't be neglected. However the blin you spell that.
*PURE* *DEDICATION*
you see little to no swearing by boris when boris's papa is here
Because he knows that papa would tan his hide if he did.
The same reason you don’t cuss in front of babushka. They will kill you.
He is swearing in Russian all the time lol.
Ayyy b,blinnn
Emily P. You don't say?!?!?
Boris: "We are not savages here."
Boris five seconds earlier:
Next episode:
*"Making gulash with a chainsaw"*
He did it brothers, he made the episode, thank you all for making this happen. My fame won't change me don't worry I'll still be a humble slav
No no you fools... WITH RUSSIAN TANK
Xealz borsch*
Yes Boris can use t-50 aka shopping cart with cannon
Is Goulash!
Kompot would be better for the chainsaw
_*note: no screams means potato is done_
Coquitten IDI NAHUAI
@@nationalistcanuck2877
*_I like what you're saying_*
To do a proper test insert knife to check if potato is actually done
@@nationalistcanuck2877 asshole
@@IN33DM0N3Y asshole
Imagine just asking someone at a restaurant how the food is made and then you just see Boris doing this
I can't stop watching boris, i seem to find myself rewatching his videos over and over and its still entertaining
"Mosquito lands on your food."
Everyone: ew a bug!!
Slavs: Extra meat!
Extra protein my friend
Yes. We actually do like that. Excluding some big bugs(like yhat Red with Black dots, idk how is it called in english)
@@aneade8892 Can confirm, i'm Polish and I do that.
@@aneade8892 божая коровка?
@@swiggler7696 да
Im going to comment on every video that Boris should collab with his babushka and Anatoli and they all wear masks and make delicious food while commenting on the old, simpler times. I love his family oriented videos, so wholesome.
No idea why, but at 3 am “Ey Spion, Who Invite you? Leave my house” had me rolling
In this food is so much grass, that is almost vegetarian :D
Grass is just extra flavor and the bugs are just more protein comrade
good boy indeed
Yes, counters the extreme unhealthiness.
You mean earth sauce
somehow you mentioned veganism in something not so related to vegans
For some odd reason when ever I watch a Boris video I feel that I have learned something.
It's not a feeling, it's a fact.
Same
Jobuu that's the powet of slav, it better than taking a street drug from your dealers
Every time I watch a Boris video I get hungry
You have (☭ ͜ʖ ☭)
"Grandfathers old pocketknife"
A minute in and youve already fucking killed me
still coming back to this one from time to time. one of the funniest , but also useful videos from Boris. adapt, overcome, improvise!
Cook a true Slav meal, only using the heating source of the engine block of a Lada
Now this, this is true slavic way...
Cook using chernobyl radiation heat
I once cooked a frozen pizza on the tray for the air filter of my Lada. It was a perfect fit and only needed about 20min. of driving.
@@petargeorgiev5837 That's how you do it. I used to cook meals in my grandpa's 43' Willys Jeep on that old Hurricane motor. I used to make the meals while hunting and wrap them in tin foil then place them near the exhaust manifold.
Damn! You beat me to it!!!
Boris: Right here is the warmest part.
Also Boris: *touches it*
ALSO BORIS AHH BLYAT
@@kdk856 get some help.
uuu fucking NORMIE
@@kdk856 Whats ur problem mate?
The like of evil
0:00 oy Boris' papa is here!
“...and with Papa’s help...” the only man Boris asks for help.
local slav aggressively makes you a delicious home cooked meal: chaotic wholesome
Elle Chaotic Good
Гойчй
Фчвгч ыычч что
Nah. Lawful evil.
Boris is Chaotic Neutrall
chaotic neutral
Boris with anything else: messy chopping
Boris with onion: carefully dices with extreme precision
Onion is most important part of any Slav barbeque
you dont want that onion fly right into your eye
Thats the ultimate Gopnik aliment.
He knows the priorities
Boris was not messy. He did that to add some extra earth spice!
I just came here to see papa Boris
Lol now everyone comin back after the q&a vid
*Make nobody proud with broken sausage*
-Boris quote of the year
Brits: "aluminium"
Yanks: "aluminum"
BORIS: "aluminiuminum"
we have same profile picture
Yes
Brits: aluminium
Yanks alOOminum
Metal*
@RadioactivE E
Sometimes an wonder, where are the good videos like these ones? I just found this guy like a day ago and this is some of the best quality content!
I’ve made a fire upwards of 700 degrees for cooking potatoes. We melted the aluminum, and we found slugs of brittle metal the next day in the coals.
Potato was cooked perfectly
Aluminuminum
"we can take bite of bread like this but we are not savages"
*Uses giant splitting axe to cut the bread*
Not Wood on Fire trying to stay away from the war ey? Tried the same thing but I was hypnotised to join the war
Yeah thats true a chainsaw is beter and the deodorant and lighter is for cook
Hello
Finally someone who appreciates earth spices
Me neither!
Thats how papa Boris does it
"EARTH SPICE"
Sounds like something Terry Crews would promote
11:20 boris: what is this now?
Mosquito: yes get me out of here i know you will
Boris: oh nice extra meat
Mosquito: ...
*Boris* : "We are not savages here"
*Also Boris* : Yeah you can eat dirt and grass its Earth spice
7:20
“Right here is the warmest spot.”
(Touches)
*_AY_*
I see some easter egg there
@@Xia_Jinhai the fired hands
@@demomenlemen yep
I think you mean “AI!-“
Imagine having Boris as a father. You walk outside and you see him making dinner with axe.
So, that's Boris Dad at the start sharpening the axe. The more you know...
normally mosquito eats boris, this time boris eats mosquito.
That's Soviet Russia in a nutshell
*extra meat
Need some strong ass with that
Crane fly
Welp addicional protein...
God I'd love to see Gordan Ramsey's reaction to this
He'd have nothing bad to say
The meat parts were too different in size, the small pieces were overcooked and the big pieces were undercooked.
@@JamesTrifolium But he used an axe. Nothing else, just an axe. But I would have taken it easier when cutting the meat so that nothing falls off the stump
And that means all the different sized pieces were going to magically cook evenly?
@@abhimaanmayadam5713 you could do a pretty precise cooking with an axe if you don't full swing it
At 11:16 the mosquito is still on right down corner. i thought he just made a joke and took it out but i am just now noticing (2 years later) that he did not.
It's really not gonna hurt anything tbh, might seem a little gross but it won't kill you lol
"We are not savages here!" *proceeds to cut bread with an axe*
Footage of a russian during ww2 cooking and having his axe close for self defense (1943,colorized)
Russians actually didn’t need an axe because they were so skilled
Прав ли вы в курсе что это
Some Soviet Cook destroyed whole tank just with the axe XD (This is real O_o)
Lol
I assumed this took place in 1945 after the battle of Berlin.
-Restraunt Quality Buterbrod
-Restraunt Quality Butter
-Earth Spice
-Pig Foam of Unown Origin
-Chunk of Cheese
-1/4th of tomato
-1 Axe of Mayonnaise
and voilà! sandwich!
-One fly
Buterbrod😤
fixed
Sandvich
SANDVICH!!
Borris must have one strong immune system with all that earth spice inside him now
приготовил обед сыну по вашему рецепту, все супер сын спит уже 40 часов)
You: Dirt
Me, an intellectual: Earth Spice
I put earth spice in my dirty water sausage
Im saying i put dirt in my penis
Dizasta
This is so epic
Me, a normal guy : *Soil*
MOTHERLAND SPICE.
*where is the bay leaf*
Bay Leaf is substituted by Earth Spice.
@@Wavemaninawe same thing tbh
@@deandingus_
Cant please them all i guess.
Russian = Bay leaf
UK = Lamb sauce
"We are not savages"
*proceeds to slice bread with large axe*
copied original meme lol
Every time i see Boris make Buter Brod, i just get sad that we dont have doctors sausage in the US
Boris: Just a little bit...
*chops*
Half of the Netherlands is chopped off
*mosquito lands on food* oh extra meat!
I can't believe he actually left it in the pan xD
Extra blood
free blood
after watching these i feel like my inner russian is screaming "LET ME OUT"
Me too 😅
Is that implying that everyone has an inner Russian?
Sergei: whats that green stuff on top?
boris: Russian bombushka vodka dredged garlic
Thats how kids, Old Man Boris survived the Slavic winters
Everyone: Aluminum
Me, an intellectual: *Aluminiuminum*
Me : Aluminimum
@@IntellectualHazard Me: *a l u m i n i u m i u n i u m i n i u m*
Me: aluminiumuniumuinuminiuminiuminumiumuimium
Tru Gyopnik
Aluiminiumininium
Watching Boris squat is one of my favorite things. It just makes me happy for some reason. That and foooood.
Man, this made me hungry.
Boris, you are a culinary genius!
Onion: sits on table.
Boris: enters room.
Onion: why do I hear boss music?
FINAL BOSS BORIS
FIGHT!
onion : why do i hear hardbass?
Boris wants to get revenge on the onion for constantly making him cry by making the onion cry.
why do I hear Doom music?
🤣🤣👌🏻👌🏻
Next episode:
Making russian salad with T-55
Alriiiiigt...
No not t55 a kv2
Stir-frying with AK-47.
Ok aiming aaaaand... Рли!
*kaboom*
*potato rains down as fallout*
Блин, another success!
Use a Shilka.
Пли!
*kapkapkapkapkapkapkapkap*
Hello, Boris's dad
That swing accuracy was deplorable but the rest of this was respectable. The chainsaw vid was absolutely blyatiful tho
I hope Boris gets sponsored by some mayonez company soon.
Edit: Fixed spelling of mayonnaise to mayonez(slav spelling). Hope you are happy now.
It's not mayonnaise, the true slav sauce is mayonez
It needs to be polish mayonez
I want him to get sponsored by Hellmann's
@@alek6819 no hellmanns is a western spy company
@@davidlukic3378 Richard C. Hellmann (22 June 1876 to 2 February 1971) is the man who created Hellmann's Mayonnaise. He was born about 60 miles south of Berlin in Vetschau, Spreewald, *GERMANY*. His parents were Hermann and Emma Palm Hellmann.
"We are not savages here"
Literally pokes hot fire. . . . Twice.
Thank you for liking my dumb comment good sir.
You are most welcome
A true culinary genius has to make sure his oven is at optimum temperature
Apparently it is the father of Boris that is sharpening axe at start of video
I came here after Boris latest Q and A video, to see his father. 😄
why i can't find his father in this video
@@hieunguyenminh1364 its the person sharpening the axe
Gonçalo Rodrigues WOW!!!
4:57
"Maybe i just use chainsaw nextime"
Boom, next challenge
How to cook when babushka's not home.
Normal people: Awww... My food went on the ground and it’s covered in grass, I can’t it now.
Boris:
*FOOD IS FOOD*
Boris: we’re not savages here.
Proceeds to clobber a piece of bread with an axe.
Nice comrade, now cook the hatchet using the food
only in russia
*axe, no hatchets allowed
No one:
Not even a gopnik:
Boris: *_aluminuminum_*
I was ready to write it but I accidently found this comment XD
Draconise it’s OUR comment so don’t worry
@@meinfisch2056 hah, nice!
Mein Fisch Then why is it YOUR fish? 🤔
Sophia Liria don’t ask comrade
epic how his dad is in this video
Everybody gangsta untill Boris shows up with gopniks buterr knife
"It is just earth spice." - Boris later died of food poisoning.
"Boris has died of dysentery"
*Boris has died because of the pillarmen.*
@@onemus475 ayayayayayyyy
@@onemus475 ayayayayayayayay
@@onemus475 ゴゴ!!!
_best way to butter bread is_
*eArth spIcE*
*buter brod
every restaurants gangsta until boris cooks buterbrod thank younfor the ingredients of buterbrod we can finally can have rest from masha
"Extra meat". Respect this guy, he is the final evolution of resourceful.
0:00 Boris' dad, if you wanted to know
boris is just overdeveloped,his entire bloodline,except him and anatoli,is just legs,for squatting,and dancing hardbass.
you mean his papa?
@@grub7470 yes his papa
Wait seriously?
@@derpi3438 yes
"earth spice"
_and then Boris died of food poisoning_
Eating dirt is actually fine
So F
No it is not, assuming there are no contaminents in it like parasites, you can still get lead poisoning.
@@galaxyeyesphotondragon8191 where the hell do you live that you can get lead poisoning from eating dirt?
@@galaxyeyesphotondragon8191 there is a fucking tradition in indonesia from java that makes and eats dirt or clay cakes so... either you live in a heavily contaminated by lead area or in chernobyl
Normal people when there's a fly in their food:welp there goes my money
Boris:Ooh, extra meat!
Normal person when they see a bug on their food: ew get it off I’m throwing this out
Boris: Oh E X T R A M E A T!
Next time: Potato Salad with Anatoli 2.0 (ft.hand grenade)
(ft.Kalashnikov)*
See a life of Boris YTO where cousin anatoly throws a grenade
7:31 Aluminiuminum
The official way to solve the debate between american and british english
American:Aluminum
British:Aluminium
Fact:They both mean the same thing, Just different spelling.
Amelinium Lepsze kurwa
We are not savages here.
Proceeds to cut bread with axe.
Came back here to see Boris fathers legs. Interesting.
_Next:_
_Cutting wood with stove_
Cutting wood with cutlery*
*CUTTING WOOD WITH PAPER*
*tears stove out of wall*
@@radoaron8324 basically cutting wood with weaker wood
Radó Áron that’s actually possible! You CAN do that.
Boris: this axe can dice onion Into smol piece
Also boris: *makes onion fly across grass*
"Restaurant quality cooking" - one of the eight ppl on youtube who has actually seen the inside parts of the restaurant.
3:57 That “Details” was *perfect*
next video : rolling cheburek dough with T34 tank
Not the T-34-85?
How about an IS-3?
More like, shopping cart with cannon than tank
@@Torporr is-3 is for flattened the 6th German panzer division
Comrade, T34 is American tank, T-34 is Russian tank. I would prefer dough making with a T-55 though.
Next: cooking Vadim alive for stealing the sausage while artyom was asleep
While anatolii dancing hardbass
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
XD
That sounds normal, well, for Russia that is.
Vadim:Somehow survives and runs away
Everyone in there whole fucking universe:We were on the verge of greatness, we were this 👌 close, *VADIM CYKA PITARAS BLYAT*
most people: splitting axe
Boris: *Gopnik butter knife*
Honestly Boris the food you make in these vids look very good. And would definitely eat. 10/10 cooking