I re-installed the Hooked app because I love to suffer
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trevor is back, and this time he's taking us to the wet party.... this app sucks.
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outro music:
A Lot Like Birds - Good Soil, Bad Seeds (Instrumental)
• Good Soil, Bad Seeds (... - Комедії
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Martha: 🙂
Deb: 🤓
Trevor: 😕
Drew: 🤠
Kynda Beckett YES
Forgot tilla
Tilla: 😘🧣
Wait- which one-
Trevors more like:🙂+🧢
That party was UNTAMED. Shirtless guys drinking beer and girls in bikinis on the lawn?! What kind of pool party was this?! Where were the tuxedos? Where were the v e l v e t suits?!
Disgusting. the commoners are animals. come, let us waltz to some beethoven! ahahahahaha!! (yeah I totally escalated this joke and I'm not ashamed of it)
@Jordan Darius shut it Jordan.
RusticLantern idk, just roll with it
ok but have you even been to a pool party if you didnt go in a matching suit with 4 of your bros and havent thrown up on each other because someone shaved their hair and you decided to see who could eat most of it
kenny PLEASE invite my next time! I found a new brownie recipe and i was.. uh.. thinking we could eat some hair together 🥺👉🏼👈🏼❤️ Just kidding.. unless?
The idea of VELVET SWIMWEAR is a sensory nightmare, not to mention when she got out of the pool it would be all heavy and soggy
And it's a THONG TOO!! A VELVET THONG
maybe velvet means the color..?? idk 😭
@@koiifshyeah but she already said the color it was, does she mean a red red thong lol
The only possible explanation is that it was a thong made of red velvet cake
Probably also that cheap stuff made to look like velvet with not as dense fibers so you can also feel the almost burlap type net fabric underneath
this video feels like a theatre kid is holding me hostage
Hi its me, the theatre kid
I'm so sorry do you need me to rescue you
Hi its me, the gun being used to hold him hostage
hi, it’s me, I’m the ensemble.
yes AND!
“Only the most popular students get invited” oh so its just like a friend group hanging out basically? How tf do they measure “popularity” like that at a college?
nicole lr I live in a small town and if anything community and local colleges have even less opportunities for popularity to be measured, everyone’s just going to class and talking to 3 people they know from high school and leaving
Merry Berry I was in a big public school with ~1000 people and popularity isn’t a thing. I’d say only in a bigger friend group would have popularity but even so no one at school would know them. ( clubs and sports would also have popularity like that)
@@lilarose5265 I also went to a big school and popularity wasn't a thing. There were just a lot of different friend groups. I feel like popularity has to be a small town thing because in big school, if one group excludes you, there's a dozen more
"popularity" is already a really paper-thin concept, and honestly all you need to be "popular" is to surround yourself with a friend group that wants to delude itself into thinking they're all popular. Like, sure, to the rest of us it literally doesn't matter, but to them - in their little houses with their little Greek letters - they are the ONLY people who matter and the rest of us are all secretly jealous and bitter. At this point, school "popularity" is just celebrity aspiration.
@nicole lr It being a college town doesn't necessarily mean minuscule student body. Both of the last two places I've lived in are college towns of 25k-50k and the uni's in both had 12-16k students. Yeah, community colleges can be a lot smaller, but those will still measure in several thousand usually.
Okay but like- can we talk about how the thing Trevor did to "hurt" Martha was saying no to having sex with her? That does not sit right with me.
Like if the roles were reversed, Trevor would've have been an asshole that Martha needs to get rid off.🤦♀
I've thought that since the beginning. No means no. Just because Trevor's had sex with multiple women doesn't mean he's given consent to everyone even when they dont ask...💀
what's everyone's issue with people having emotional reactions to things? she wanted to avoid him afterwards, shes just upset man. like just because consent exists, doesnt mean you dont get to dictate *how* others react to your rejection. you dont get to say "no, you cant be sad. not allowed." thats fucked up.
@@colorblockpoprocks6973 Askers?
@@colorblockpoprocks6973 i mean she did literally tell trevor that he hurt her. like shes allowed to think whatever she wants, but shes treating trevor like he did something wrong by acting rude to him and saying that he hurt her lmao
I like how she goes from wearing “a velvet red bathing suit” to literally a minute later wearing a “conservative sundress”, and her best friend goes from being in most scenes to literally vanishing and never being mentioned again.
EXACTLY, that bothered me so much when it happened lmfao
The best friend was not a virgin hahaha
and thEN THE CONSERVATIVE SUNDRESS IS A TWO PIECE NUMBER LIKE??? gosh darn it this vexes me so
It's pretty clear she was wearing the sundress over her swimsuit
@@charlottesherlock her bottoms was her underwear homie
Did I just watch a grown adult reenactment of dumb story for teenagers? Yes
Did I enjoy it? Absolutely
Apparently they're 21 cause I guess underage drinking is where they draw the line
@@lrose1310 I said for teenagers not about teenagers 🤷🏻♀️
Theyre 21 and act like theyre 15-16 for some reason.
Did I read the parts drew explained and blended in? Yes Do I regret it? Probably, but I am a very curious person
Hotel? Trivago
“Trevor Holt bolted”
My mind: Troy Bolton
My boi Troy 👌👌👌
I mean this is kind of the plot of high school musical 2 right?
Usain Bolt!!
Me too
yanelle tamayo troy bolton holted
I love how Deb is a snake, then a southerner, then a brit, and then an aussie
then a zombie with how she reappeared at the end there 💀
They're playing strip beer pong? At a pool party? Where you're told to wear a bikini?
This is going to be a short game.
Well apparently it’s just how they get changed for the pool I guess
All the horror stories are the same
- daughter hears weird thing
- calls mom
- all intense
- "dOn'T gO Up dErE"
- oooohoh
- daughter goes up dere
- ahhhhhh
-dies
Isabella Efkarpenis peppa.....what are you doing in drew’s comment section?
Isabella Efkarpenis go eat bacon fatty
Ikr
peeeeeeeeeeepppppaaaa, what are you doing in the comment section😏
There was only 1 good horror story in the app and that was annie96 is typing
Is anyone else really bothered by the fact that this story, which is not in any way a text conversation but is, in actuality, a real life in-person interaction, is portrayed through text messages for literally no reason
The reason is apparently to make it "relatable" to "millennials" … I don't know which millennials they mean, I didn't get a cell phone until I was in college and you had to press each button 2 or 3 times just to type one letter.
It bothered me so much. I mean it really bothered me. Really made me irrationally angry in fact.
it bothered me too
Yes thank you
Yeah it's really offputting
Her name is Martha? I assumed her birth name was The Virgin
same thing
Would have been funny if her name was Mary
It is 🙄
Nah Jane
@@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole i like your display name... sort of
“a velvet thong bathing suit” is the worst sentence ive ever heard
do these writers know what bathing suits are
Yeah, I can see why they didn’t film this one. There’s no way the hooked app has the budget for an event as outrageous as The Wet Party
Why did this make me laugh
Emma Cassady and they’d all be naked
for $4.99 a week youd think they could swing it
For an event as UNTAMED* as the Wet Party
Sing the video all I could think was b**** get a haircut
“It wasn’t just wild, it was untamed”. The floor here is made of floor
It wasn't just wild. It was a slightly less intense synonym for wild.
"Weapons aren't just welcome... they're allowed!!" - Batista
I am a wild, untamed thing
People die when they are killed
"I don't just hate SAO, I dislike it!"
- Me
If she's lost her virginity then the title would be Trevor and the
Trevor and The Virgin't
@@LillianaLobster The Virgisn't
Trevor and the Virgout
Trevor and A Girl
Trevor and the non-virgin (?)
The message of this story: If someone doesn’t want to have sex with you, get mad at them, play the victim, and give them the cold shoulder.
If the genders were reversed, everyone would be calling Martha a nice guy and an incel
she’s a femcel
Femcel Martha used “manipulation”
It’s only effective bc a weird asshole wrote the story
@@Groggle7141I mean we're all making fun of Martha because but I very much understand what you mean
@@Groggle7141tbh everyone is making fun of her already without the genders needing to be swapped…. You don’t have to invent an alternate universe to experience it
Drews acting skills has Noah Centineo shaking
noah centurion
Noah Centipede
noel centaur
Noël Christmas
noah chrysler
Drew longhorn with the fedora is the personifciation of how every neckbeard thinks they look and act like, when they talk to a girl.
YES😂
r/neckbeardrpg
I love that Drew clearly got up to ask Amanda for her glasses and made her blind for an hour because that's the only pair he could find.
It's funny because he uses glasses but instead took Amanda's
@@uvafresca I guess he wanted women's glasses as part of the character
@@livelifeincolour Gotta respect the commitment to the role
ah yes, when you don't wear glasses you go completely blind and all you see is blackness until you put your glasses on
@@Bumble._.Jellybottom There's this fun new thing called hyperbole. All the cool kids are using it
Around the 8:30 the story says that “Trevor holt doesn’t run away from sex!” But like? Wasn’t the whole reason he met Martha in the first place is because he was running away from a girl that jumped him in the shower? His first action as a character was literally him running away from sex 💀
Friendly reminder you have to pay £15 a month to read books of this quality
“Once someone decides you’re Assigned Slut you’re not allowed to turn down sex from anyone, those are the rules. But it’s okay because it’s the women harassing the man” we have not progressed as a society
I would pay $40+ a month to watch Drew act out soap operas all on his own.
Me too
Same
Kaitlyn Martinez Damn you really got it like that? Good on you. I can barely afford gas for my car
Kneptomb I never leave the house so I don’t buy gas 🙃
We could all chip in and it would be like?.........I don't know but it would be really cheap....
I’m sorry but the whole “soundtrack” to this video is the funniest part lol
LeslieXvideo well thanks for apologising at least
@@gambitjl396 what the fucj dude
i mean, youre not wrong
@Napoleon Bonaparte oh hm it seems like the guy deleted his comment, and why the need to call me a cunt lmao, the og guy was going on a rant about how much the commenter sucked and i was just confused at his rage
I lost it at the rock music that played when Trevor showed up
just a reminder that the hat Trevor wears was previously used to represent the bikini deb pulled off the rack so Trevor is canonically wearing a bikini on his head
I want you to know that this made me choke
You know what that makes a lot of sense to me
“piercing blue eyes” the guy who plays trevor in ep 1 has brown eyes
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJHHHJJJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJHHHJJJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJHHHJJJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@@jshk8173 the fudge??🤨
@@theoverratedchannel6225 on ok BB hmm
F. Xx mum 0+%7,%,%,222 %, xx yeah xx ul I'll ul I'll zzpyykttk
Deb's accent changing every other line she has is literally one of the best bits you've done on this channel
How does this have 2k likes with no comments
She's multilingual
@@felix-fw3lq How does this have 2k likes is my first question holy hell when did that happen
Who's ""popular "" at college? It's a bunch of packs of various majors and subgroups of said majors and the colonies of a capella groups scavenging weak alumni for money.
Ok boomer
@@duck7781 I mean she's right. There's not really a social ladder at my college. Just a bunch of social circles, cliques, and coteries. People of the same major, hobbies, extra curricular groups are friends. People don't care about any perceived social ladder because there isn't one.
Wait I’m confused are quotes supposed be be like ‘’’’ and not like “ that?
@@duck7781 I'm in college and have the exact same experience, so that's a little bit of a bizarre reply, but okay then.
sunny phawithida no
"Pure unadultered chaos"
*When offering the only detail of how guys are in swimshorts and girls are in bikinis at a pool party*
ll-// stay alive 💛
I thought people would be doing coke lines on tits and ballsacks or something like that
I mean... I definitely wouldn’t call this « unadulterated chaos », but being in a bikini around people you barely know, yet still know enough to be embarrassed doesn’t seem fun at all... 🤷♀️
chickengirlmo by that logic I’d wonder what they’d think of bondage
||-// hell yeah top for life!
5:19 if this was episode it would be
“can I really pull this off?
1) Yeah! You rock that (20💎)
2) Nah
more like 200 😭
it would be 2) no. i want to go in my stupid dumbass ugly fucking old clothes like an idiot loser
@@red.gem_ omfg yes it would lmaoooooo
like they make you feel so bad about it 💀
more like nah(89💎)
and when you select nah you have to wear a potato sack for the rest of the episode
Him letting us know he's abandoning the snake aspect of Deb's character as if we're gonna forgive him.
If Drew voiced books for audible i would 100% get them
Annie Drewer wow no replies
@@Errupt lmao
Heck! I just noticed all the likes on this. Thanks everyone 😁 not sure what you mean @Squeezed Cheese
Annie Drewer wdym I was surprised a comment with that many likes had no replies
@@Errupt Ahh gotcha
"I'm different. I'm reading science books" IT'S FCKING COLLEGE
I love how he is the creater of youtube and still has the time to be the only youtuber im so proud to be guy
Good 4 Drew.😀✨
chat, is this real?
I'm pretty sure "Longhorn" is supposed to be a euphemism, not a cowboy thing.
Why does Trevor 'Biggest Dick' Holt have such a lame name then lmao
Thought the same though
¿Por qué no los dos?
Cowboys and euphemisms go hand in hand
The euphemism is that he really likes ranch dressing.
A velvet...bathing suit....
This story really had me until that point. Who the f wears velvet in a pool?
I thought I was just out of the loop. That's not a thing, is it?
There are bathing suits that aren't really bathing suits, actually. Just for show sorts of deals, where it looks like a fancy bathing suit but you don't actually get wet in it.
i thought it was like velvet coloured-
@@Sarah-sn8fj .. When people use "velvet" to describe a color they usually mean dark red / burgundy
i feel like i have seen velvet bathing suits though on like fashion nova or maybe shein or something... one of those ultra cheap online fast fashion stores from china. at least velour... that would be so annoying to actually swim in though lmao
"I'm what Trevor?"
"Say it..."
*A Vampire.*
Malthe Hansen “I’m what Trevor?”
“Say it...”
I AM THE SENATE
i could hear edward and bella
Im what trevor?
An ice cream cake
IM A VAMPAYA, IM A VAMPAYA, IM A VAMPAYA
I am inevitable...
4:12 The small detail of drew's armpits being sweaty to really get in character, a man with a passion and a passion for art.
Drew is a genius
Drew: not a voiceactor
Also Drew: hats!
**the insane amount of hats fills you with determination ✨**
Undertale reference?
The power of hats shines within you.
Undertake reference!
Omg how did I spell that wrong it's literally part of my name
@@saltygooseundertale7412 lmao
This series of stories was definitely written by someone who’s never been to college but has seen like two movies about it
patti smith!!
Those movies could've been after and the kissing booth. I'm 100% sure
I haven't made it to college yet but it just seems like highschool accept you're 2x as tired and antisocial, you pay a ridiculously high rent for a place that's 1ftx1ft and your paying more money than you'll ever have for something you'll probably never use/need to get a job.
There's a 3rd
They don’t know how humans interact either
Drew Longhorn has such a laid back energy, perfectly contrasting the tensions of the main character, and providing welcome relief. A superb performance, Mr. Gooden.
Demeter Singleton yeah its cool
I’m only referring to drew as “mr Gooden”
Honestly, I'm not sure why we hate Drew (Longhorn, obviously. I know why we hate Drew Gooden). He seems like a lot of fun.
@@silvertamagachi He's a playboy type I guess? From what was shown in the previous video, he makes out with girls at parties, and not the same one every time, and is kinda a douche. But Trevor does that too, and is also being a douche, so I dunno.
@@silvertamagachi the plot of this whole thing is so confusing I dont know how to feel about any of the characters except disattached and semi amused at their cliche idiocy
Can I just say what a dick move it was for Martha to drag her "best friend" Deb to this wild, crazy, pool party, and then ditch her there to try and bang this random dude shes hated all week, cause thats what it seems like to me.
"he grins wider and pulls out-" **gets ad** _a sweet combination of dark chocolates!_
The fact that he mouthed “Will Smith”at 19:20 and dubbed over it has me dying
When he say it
when
19:20 for anyone wondering
Thanks I repeated the clip like twenty times because i didn't know what he was saying
bro what if we got naked at the Wet Party? ... haha jk.......unless¿
Charlotte Stevenson 😂😂😂😂😂
My favorite comment
💀😭😭😭😭
i read this in drew's drew voice
nonconfrontationalSimmer wait...
18:19 in the text he skipped, when they're both in the pool:
Martha: "I'm ready"
"I look down in the water, raising my eyebrows"
Martha: "And I can tell that you're ready too"
fml
The fact that he has a fedora but not a cowboy hat just seems very on brand for Drew
Ah yes, Drew Longhorn - fellow bandmate to Kurtis Truelove and Diggy Gorgonzola
I’m dying, *Diggy Gorgonzola*
😂😂😂
@@superstellarhere ✨The most Notorious Ripoff of Danny Gonzalez✨
Oh hell yeah, I love this band, Whispered Hiss.
and their opening act, Jarvis Jeanshorts
I love how Drew just realizes his sitting in his room alone and reading a hooked story with a cowboy accent for a living and just took it into consideration.
CrystalSolstice when he just slowly took off his fedora and realized what the hell he was doing
@@Gravve01 Ah, yes. The wonders of life.
i think that might have been my favorite moment lmao
_timestamp_
@@lvbboi9 17:20
drew, please make another one of this again. it can be from wattpad or another visual novel chatting app. i've watched this video several times but it never fails to make me laugh
frr I need drew to make this kind of videos again. it's so entertaining
Drew got me way too invested in this story 💀💀
Every girl on campus wants Drew Longhorn.
*ExceptmeI'mnotliketheothergirls.*
Except I also did at one point too so
elsypie x so quirky
*riptide starts playing*
r/notlikeothergirls
“i put my dirty blonde hair up in a messy bun because i DoN’t cARe HOw i LoOk”
10:17 “My breath leaves my body in a whoosh” *HYOUUUGH*
HUYAAAAA
HYOUAHHAG
LMAOOOOOOO
HHHGGGGUHHE
I can't breathe 😂😂
My favorite trope in good girl/bad boy movies is when they the bad boy tries to warn the girl at a party. “It’s too crazy for you” isn’t this “wet party” just a pool party at noon.
Martha literally calls the party "unadulterated chaos" when all she describes is college students hanging out.
The "chaos" she mentions is dudes drinking beer and girls lying down, that's it.
I've watched this video several times over the past two years and I've just now realized strip beer pong at a swimsuit party is the stupidest fucking thing. you can only drink like twice and then youre naked and you lost. you're fucked if your swimsuit is just one piece, you only get one beer and then you're out!
Seems especially unfair towards the guys.
"What happened to the laid-back, fun-loving guy i fuc- i mean- met last weekend?"
Miamiaw27 LOL! I was literally going to write this, but I had to check if someone had written it before me
Milla E. Flateby So..why didn’t you write the comment? Did someone write it before you?
@@rozempire2843 not sure if you're joking lol
Miamiaw27 I was
Miamiaw27 ik lol
*Velvet Thong Bathing Suit...*
_Are you sure about that?_
Lmao I'm uncomfortable just picturing that
Yeah that seems like it’s not going to react well to getting wet . . . I guess it’s just for lounging around?
OMG THE PFP YESSSS
Under15 I didn't know PrettyLittleThing had a pop up store
@@turner15 i mean it's not like they'd get wet at the *wet* party
Honestly Drew might be the best character. His arms might be a bit slithery, but he just wants to have a good time and doesn't care who has beef with who at beer pong.
One of the most telling things about the politics of this story is how it demonizes the himbo
He is just vibing wtf
İ love watching full grown men discover wattpad stories and get shocked. This one is super tame compared to what 12 year old me saw
Drew smiling in a fedora isn't real, he can't hurt you.
Drew smiling in a fedora: 4:34
Ahhh it's so damn scary
I sheeeked
Imagine waking up and seeing that face it’s genuinely terrifying
I'll do you one better: tap on that timestamp continuously
@@aditimishra7498 do u hear him say VEN-DOE?
I’d deadass pay for hook if Drew narrates all the stories like this
LOL
Same
same here lmao
100% where’s the Patreon sign me up fam
And like just like this where if he gets uncomfortable he just summarizes 10 minutes of the 20 minute story
15:55 Aren't they at a pool party? With like...swimsuits? They each have to get 2 shots right. What a cHaLlEnGe.
15:19 this just has straight up anime fanservice energy
Martha is the definition of “I’m not like other girls.”
Vlynn true haha
I have snake arms.
@@angelaqson1718 how do you wipe your butt
@@ineciaw9249 you dont, you let it crust
She's y/n
"Only the most popular students on campus"
If you're a wee bab reading this: popularity doesn't exist in college. It's not a thing
True dat.
Thank you
It doesn't really in smaller schools either
or in high school. at least not at mine 🤷🏻♀️ i always thought the whole jocks and cheerleaders thing was just a movie trope. in fact, the nice, smart kids involved in clubs were the most well liked students in my school.
@@jennaavw lol nah that part aint true
13:23 Martha : Say it
me : having flashbacks from Twilight
As a long time glasses wearer I promise nothing is shocking enough to knock them off my face 😂
Especially if the glasses are probably Amanda's and not yours!
I’m always shook when I remember that drew plays guitar. He looks like he spends his free time every day staring at a wall
that is a perfect description
Golden♡
And juggle
Why does this make complete sense?
Haha
The strip beer pong doesn’t make sense? They’re wearing bathing suits only. One cup is made and someone is naked.
2 peice wins.
ikr
That's the point of strip beer pong
Kamryn Singleton but there’s (average) 10 cups? If they were fully dressed maybe?? 2 cups max you’re fully nude???
I think that’s the point
“I downloaded it because I was tired of getting adds”
Fun fact: I used to think when you got and ad for something and you downloaded it you could no longer get ads for that app
Hey it happens. I used 2 think the same. ; - ;;;;
@@theoverratedchannel6225 yeah I was that one kid who ate glue in the back of the classroom
@@soggytoe8215 😶...that’s a talent. I never thot glue tasted good!😀
@@theoverratedchannel6225 yeah I used to say it tasted like cookie dough but this is also ate dirt and apple seeds so I could grow an apple tree
My objective: Being straight
Obstacle: Drew with a Fedora speaking drunkly
Edit: I failed, I'm Bi now
69th like after 5 months let’s gooooo
@@ToastJelly I dont agree
@@babycheeese well now there are 192 likes after 7 months, so you’re right to disagree
@@ToastJelly thank u
@@babycheeese have nice day
"I pulled a velvet thong bikini off the rack?"
A VELVET... THONG... BIKINI.... for a pool party.
Velvet. At a pool party. With water.
Are velvet bikinis a real thing?
@@lisemagic208 I don’t know lmaoo I hope not
@@lisemagic208 I googled it. There at least product claiming to be velvet bikinis but I'm not sure if they're made of actual velvet or ar made to look like velvet.
sometimes velvet refers to a maroon or burgundy color but that's confusing when describing fabric
Whats wrong with that?
"It's not just wild. It's untamed."
Should we.... Should we tell them those are the same thing?
In their defense, it's an adjective progression, in that the second word will sound more extreme and out there to most people reading. The number of syllables, respectively one and three, also serves to make 'untamed' into the more complex and extreme word when compared to 'wild'.
Lum
Untamed doesn’t seem any more extreme than wild to me honestly.
@@roach9397 Your experience is not universal. These shows are aimed at dumb people who binge watch TV and who most definitely will fall for these dumb word plays. No disrespect to dumb people of course.
Roach
It kind of works for me because now I’m comparing it in my head with something that is tamed.
Roach the words do honestly have a subtle difference. doesn’t make it a stupid phrase but i mean
the burp at 6:43 absolutely killed me
"but if I have to start taking things off you won't know WHICH CHARACTER IS WHICH" laughing so hard
Calling it "The Wet Party" is just one step up from calling it "The Moist Party"
Ewwwww😂😂😂😂😂
the corpse party
the moist party is actually at the top. proof: twitch.tv/moistcritikal
NO
@@mads-up2ur y e s .
A VELVET bikini??!? Water on velvet?!? Are you insane, Hooked app writers???
PerpetualCamel a velvet thong at that
They clearly have never been to a party
Well, Velvet is also a color.
@@MyGawd- true but they could have picked any other shade of red
PerpetualCamel maybe they’re being super sexist and assume that girls don’t want to go in the water because they’ll get their makeup ruined and hair wet?
danny back at it again, creating trends. next time i’m invited to a pool party i’ll definitely show up in a scarf and fedora.
06:57
Drew: "Hi Taco Bell? Yeah, I'd like to order a pizza."
Me: Taco bell, you're my favorite pizza place!
Did they say he never ran away from sex? Isn't his first scene literally running away from sex?
“ never usually runs from sex”
Based on the short amount showed, it sounded like he was running from sexual assault.
@@snakewithapen5489 creepy sounds like an understatement
what if the poor guy is asexual and every girl just keeps trynna fuck with him
@owen 16 Owen is a weird name
Drew, play episode. That game has a lot of stories weirder than the hooked ones
but still act them out please 😩
UA-camr DylanISInTrouble does that, he gets really into it. It's hilarious
YES PLEASE HELP
Oh god not episode
PLEASE PLAY EPISODE DREW AHAH
I’d pay Drew $10/mo to read bedtime stories.
Your acted version is better than an actual movie version would be.
I like how Trevor is portrayed as the jerk for not wanting to sleep with her the literal day he met her. Who the hell wrote this crap?
MegavidÆos I think the point was that he normally would be he didn’t with her. But literally she said that she wanted to date someone else when he literally came to her room butt ass naked. In conclusion I agree with you.
The reason he didn't want to sleep with her was bc he wanted her first time to be special (I watched the full thing when it was a full movie before the app updated and got all weird)
I havent read the story and oly watched Drew's videos but it seems to me that it is not so much of Trevor being a jerk and more about Martha being ashamed about getting rejected, but not mad about it.
Exactly what I was thinking
Kayla Parent, it says so at the end.
How is no one else deeply disturbed by the idea of a VELVET bikini?!?
I know I'm hella late but thank you for pointing this out. Not just that but a velvet THONG. Not okay lol
Nah, velvet can be made of different materials including a stretch swimsuit material.
@@Crochetems Wait velvet can be made of not velvet? I'm not trying to be a smartass I'm genuinely interested
Ruby Red yes. They were very much in fashion last summer
Eeeee wait I’m awfully confused now I thought velvet was a type of fabric like its own material
OH GOD IT GOT WORSE
"he grins widely and pulls out his-"
*ad plays like they just censored the word dick*
I'm convinced that Drew's face going from "uncharacteristically shrewd gaze" to "Nah" is the single funniest thing ever to be put to film. I scream-laugh every. Single. Time. What impeccable acting, timing, editing... 👌👌👌
His eyes getting 80% smaller when he put on the glasses MADE this video
360 like
800 like
Oh holy cow this is the most likes I've ever gotten
Wtfff 1k likes in less then a day congratulations
You gotta warn me before you put on that fedora. I can’t just have my pants fly off like that.
Josiah Khani yeah ikr, i can only get so hard
holy shit im cackling
@Josiah Khani lmfao thank you for making me snort like that, the lead up was too good
And my socks blown off
3:00 drew is so cool
5:31 🐍
6:50 drew waiting 13 minutes
7:50 drew’s eyebrow raise 🤨
7:54 what do you mean?
8:17 WHAT?!
10:00 dORTothy we’re not in KANsas anymore
11:57 yeehaw! 🤠
13:48 toss it back
14:28 haHA
15:34 heh heh heh heh 😈
sometimes when i get really high i hear the voice of drew in my head critiquing my every move.
This is equal parts funny and worrying
of course it's a chuu stan saying this -(i'm kidding, I'm a chuu stan too lol)-
Do you think of him as your father, perchance?
I will pay money for you to do this same thing but with bad Wattpad fanfics
omg or bad episode things LMAO
omg i LIVE for bad wattpad fanfics😭 i would die to hear drew read them out loud
He should do another fanfic of himself and Danny again. It’s been too long since the last time
Aaron Landry that is the funniest bidoe on the internet and nothing will top it
But not really...
ongoing list of characters Drew has given a southern accent for no reason:
-Drew (about half the time)
-Deb (sometimes slips into vaguely Irish)
Piques' dad in the 5 Days with Piques video
The costume changes were immaculate
Drew's grin as he handed Martha the second ticket absolutely killed me
"You said top or bottom?"
"How about both?"
*Gay Laughter*
I couldn't bring myself to like this because it's at 69 likes
@@LOCAL_LEE lmao i want it to stay like that.
NOBODY ELSE LIKE IT, its at 69 🤠
awwwww darn now we at 70
tHeYRe a sWITch
I kinda forgot Hooked _existed_ and after a quick glance at the title and thumbnail *I thought for sure Drew was redownloading a gay dating app.*
Dude same
Same ×2
@@yaboiaxe4771 same^3
Fr same
BRO- SAME
8:46 "I know his reputation! You don't have to remind me."
No, dear - that exposition was for the reader.
Drew is Trevor conformed? They both have shoulders and eyes, with arms that have muscle?