I re-installed the Hooked app because I love to suffer

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  • @blahkabelison2234
    @blahkabelison2234 5 років тому +10133

    Is anyone else really bothered by the fact that this story, which is not in any way a text conversation but is, in actuality, a real life in-person interaction, is portrayed through text messages for literally no reason

    • @nine300
      @nine300 5 років тому +602

      The reason is apparently to make it "relatable" to "millennials" … I don't know which millennials they mean, I didn't get a cell phone until I was in college and you had to press each button 2 or 3 times just to type one letter.

    • @shannonjackson9778
      @shannonjackson9778 5 років тому +349

      It bothered me so much. I mean it really bothered me. Really made me irrationally angry in fact.

    • @Kllyec
      @Kllyec 5 років тому +47

      it bothered me too

    • @officialiamkhaos2769
      @officialiamkhaos2769 5 років тому +28

      Yes thank you

    • @daylightbright7675
      @daylightbright7675 5 років тому +67

      Yeah it's really offputting

  • @vessert2919
    @vessert2919 3 роки тому +7773

    I like how she goes from wearing “a velvet red bathing suit” to literally a minute later wearing a “conservative sundress”, and her best friend goes from being in most scenes to literally vanishing and never being mentioned again.

    • @starcomet8312
      @starcomet8312 2 роки тому +285

      EXACTLY, that bothered me so much when it happened lmfao

    • @brunacandida4232
      @brunacandida4232 2 роки тому +108

      The best friend was not a virgin hahaha

    • @charlottesherlock
      @charlottesherlock 2 роки тому +383

      and thEN THE CONSERVATIVE SUNDRESS IS A TWO PIECE NUMBER LIKE??? gosh darn it this vexes me so

    • @ThatWeirdo04
      @ThatWeirdo04 2 роки тому +144

      It's pretty clear she was wearing the sundress over her swimsuit

    • @elijahharmel8450
      @elijahharmel8450 2 роки тому

      @@charlottesherlock her bottoms was her underwear homie

  • @BornNoU
    @BornNoU Рік тому +4257

    The idea of VELVET SWIMWEAR is a sensory nightmare, not to mention when she got out of the pool it would be all heavy and soggy

    • @Ballerinababyxoxo
      @Ballerinababyxoxo Рік тому +433

      And it's a THONG TOO!! A VELVET THONG

    • @koiifsh
      @koiifsh Рік тому +149

      maybe velvet means the color..?? idk 😭

    • @rileywilson7434
      @rileywilson7434 Рік тому +110

      ​@@koiifshyeah but she already said the color it was, does she mean a red red thong lol

    • @pearljammies
      @pearljammies Рік тому +145

      The only possible explanation is that it was a thong made of red velvet cake

    • @janine8140
      @janine8140 Рік тому +51

      Probably also that cheap stuff made to look like velvet with not as dense fibers so you can also feel the almost burlap type net fabric underneath

  • @--Ch3rry-B1oss0m--
    @--Ch3rry-B1oss0m-- 2 роки тому +1461

    I love how Deb is a snake, then a southerner, then a brit, and then an aussie

    • @eagletgriff
      @eagletgriff Рік тому +53

      then a zombie with how she reappeared at the end there 💀

  • @KB35675
    @KB35675 4 роки тому +8601

    Martha: 🙂
    Deb: 🤓
    Trevor: 😕
    Drew: 🤠

  • @impulsivebeetle6526
    @impulsivebeetle6526 4 роки тому +6290

    “Only the most popular students get invited” oh so its just like a friend group hanging out basically? How tf do they measure “popularity” like that at a college?

    • @merrybright5732
      @merrybright5732 4 роки тому +394

      nicole lr I live in a small town and if anything community and local colleges have even less opportunities for popularity to be measured, everyone’s just going to class and talking to 3 people they know from high school and leaving

    • @lilarose5265
      @lilarose5265 4 роки тому +114

      Merry Berry I was in a big public school with ~1000 people and popularity isn’t a thing. I’d say only in a bigger friend group would have popularity but even so no one at school would know them. ( clubs and sports would also have popularity like that)

    • @stephanieg9004
      @stephanieg9004 4 роки тому +189

      @@lilarose5265 I also went to a big school and popularity wasn't a thing. There were just a lot of different friend groups. I feel like popularity has to be a small town thing because in big school, if one group excludes you, there's a dozen more

    • @tripsplat
      @tripsplat 4 роки тому +87

      "popularity" is already a really paper-thin concept, and honestly all you need to be "popular" is to surround yourself with a friend group that wants to delude itself into thinking they're all popular. Like, sure, to the rest of us it literally doesn't matter, but to them - in their little houses with their little Greek letters - they are the ONLY people who matter and the rest of us are all secretly jealous and bitter. At this point, school "popularity" is just celebrity aspiration.

    • @Yawyna124
      @Yawyna124 4 роки тому +8

      @nicole lr It being a college town doesn't necessarily mean minuscule student body. Both of the last two places I've lived in are college towns of 25k-50k and the uni's in both had 12-16k students. Yeah, community colleges can be a lot smaller, but those will still measure in several thousand usually.

  • @aureliahill1359
    @aureliahill1359 4 роки тому +18496

    This series of stories was definitely written by someone who’s never been to college but has seen like two movies about it

    • @milkman8467
      @milkman8467 4 роки тому +50

      patti smith!!

    • @auxerae
      @auxerae 4 роки тому +478

      Those movies could've been after and the kissing booth. I'm 100% sure

    • @Jack-pe4we
      @Jack-pe4we 4 роки тому +353

      I haven't made it to college yet but it just seems like highschool accept you're 2x as tired and antisocial, you pay a ridiculously high rent for a place that's 1ftx1ft and your paying more money than you'll ever have for something you'll probably never use/need to get a job.

    • @beafraid2951
      @beafraid2951 4 роки тому +8

      There's a 3rd

    • @calibris4220
      @calibris4220 4 роки тому +69

      They don’t know how humans interact either

  • @catherineecatherine
    @catherineecatherine 3 роки тому +1358

    “a velvet thong bathing suit” is the worst sentence ive ever heard

    • @sleepyrose69
      @sleepyrose69 2 роки тому +116

      do these writers know what bathing suits are

  • @tiarizky7226
    @tiarizky7226 5 років тому +11098

    Did I just watch a grown adult reenactment of dumb story for teenagers? Yes
    Did I enjoy it? Absolutely

    • @lrose1310
      @lrose1310 5 років тому +148

      Apparently they're 21 cause I guess underage drinking is where they draw the line

    • @tiarizky7226
      @tiarizky7226 5 років тому +83

      @@lrose1310 I said for teenagers not about teenagers 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @SkylordAh
      @SkylordAh 5 років тому +113

      Theyre 21 and act like theyre 15-16 for some reason.

    • @HonestlyHolistic
      @HonestlyHolistic 5 років тому +10

      Did I read the parts drew explained and blended in? Yes Do I regret it? Probably, but I am a very curious person

    • @keylalopez6764
      @keylalopez6764 5 років тому +8

      Hotel? Trivago

  • @megavidaeos
    @megavidaeos 4 роки тому +19339

    I like how Trevor is portrayed as the jerk for not wanting to sleep with her the literal day he met her. Who the hell wrote this crap?

    • @hannahsemrow8187
      @hannahsemrow8187 4 роки тому +1333

      MegavidÆos I think the point was that he normally would be he didn’t with her. But literally she said that she wanted to date someone else when he literally came to her room butt ass naked. In conclusion I agree with you.

    • @mikejohnson3793
      @mikejohnson3793 4 роки тому +907

      The reason he didn't want to sleep with her was bc he wanted her first time to be special (I watched the full thing when it was a full movie before the app updated and got all weird)

    • @annukatu
      @annukatu 4 роки тому +579

      I havent read the story and oly watched Drew's videos but it seems to me that it is not so much of Trevor being a jerk and more about Martha being ashamed about getting rejected, but not mad about it.

    • @ju4368
      @ju4368 4 роки тому +31

      Exactly what I was thinking

    • @sethmi7298
      @sethmi7298 4 роки тому +12

      Kayla Parent, it says so at the end.

  • @aarishowton8037
    @aarishowton8037 5 років тому +22648

    I’m always shook when I remember that drew plays guitar. He looks like he spends his free time every day staring at a wall

  • @djungelskog2738
    @djungelskog2738 2 роки тому +4645

    Okay but like- can we talk about how the thing Trevor did to "hurt" Martha was saying no to having sex with her? That does not sit right with me.

    • @NAME-yg8sl
      @NAME-yg8sl 2 роки тому +377

      Like if the roles were reversed, Trevor would've have been an asshole that Martha needs to get rid off.🤦‍♀

    • @AzzyRiah
      @AzzyRiah 2 роки тому +631

      I've thought that since the beginning. No means no. Just because Trevor's had sex with multiple women doesn't mean he's given consent to everyone even when they dont ask...💀

    • @colorblockpoprocks6973
      @colorblockpoprocks6973 Рік тому +81

      what's everyone's issue with people having emotional reactions to things? she wanted to avoid him afterwards, shes just upset man. like just because consent exists, doesnt mean you dont get to dictate *how* others react to your rejection. you dont get to say "no, you cant be sad. not allowed." thats fucked up.

    • @djungelskog2738
      @djungelskog2738 Рік тому +9

      @@colorblockpoprocks6973 Askers?

    • @illulamati4651
      @illulamati4651 Рік тому +377

      @@colorblockpoprocks6973 i mean she did literally tell trevor that he hurt her. like shes allowed to think whatever she wants, but shes treating trevor like he did something wrong by acting rude to him and saying that he hurt her lmao

  • @m9taname228
    @m9taname228 5 років тому +14380

    I’d deadass pay for hook if Drew narrates all the stories like this

    • @twisteddemon1266
      @twisteddemon1266 4 роки тому +69

      LOL

    • @twisteddemon1266
      @twisteddemon1266 4 роки тому +62

      Same

    • @cannedbugs
      @cannedbugs 4 роки тому +34

      same here lmao

    • @FanFicnic
      @FanFicnic 4 роки тому +58

      100% where’s the Patreon sign me up fam

    • @giggles4895
      @giggles4895 4 роки тому +87

      And like just like this where if he gets uncomfortable he just summarizes 10 minutes of the 20 minute story

  • @Annie-hb8ob
    @Annie-hb8ob 5 років тому +9388

    If Drew voiced books for audible i would 100% get them

    • @Errupt
      @Errupt 5 років тому +8

      Annie Drewer wow no replies

    • @coleman4807
      @coleman4807 5 років тому +3

      @@Errupt lmao

    • @Annie-hb8ob
      @Annie-hb8ob 5 років тому +6

      Heck! I just noticed all the likes on this. Thanks everyone 😁 not sure what you mean @Squeezed Cheese

    • @Errupt
      @Errupt 5 років тому +1

      Annie Drewer wdym I was surprised a comment with that many likes had no replies

    • @Annie-hb8ob
      @Annie-hb8ob 5 років тому +2

      @@Errupt Ahh gotcha

  • @justonerandomguy6580
    @justonerandomguy6580 5 років тому +3728

    “It wasn’t just wild, it was untamed”. The floor here is made of floor

    • @BR-ec2ph
      @BR-ec2ph 5 років тому +287

      It wasn't just wild. It was a slightly less intense synonym for wild.

    • @Styles_Breez
      @Styles_Breez 4 роки тому +125

      "Weapons aren't just welcome... they're allowed!!" - Batista

    • @littlepoodle316
      @littlepoodle316 4 роки тому +17

      I am a wild, untamed thing

    • @chaoticevil1578
      @chaoticevil1578 4 роки тому +100

      People die when they are killed

    • @maryammuhib
      @maryammuhib 4 роки тому +42

      "I don't just hate SAO, I dislike it!"
      - Me

  • @RogueAstro85
    @RogueAstro85 3 роки тому +4912

    I love that Drew clearly got up to ask Amanda for her glasses and made her blind for an hour because that's the only pair he could find.

    • @uvafresca
      @uvafresca 2 роки тому +562

      It's funny because he uses glasses but instead took Amanda's

    • @livelifeincolour
      @livelifeincolour 2 роки тому +291

      @@uvafresca I guess he wanted women's glasses as part of the character

    • @bluebell560
      @bluebell560 Рік тому +167

      @@livelifeincolour Gotta respect the commitment to the role

    • @Bumble._.Jellybottom
      @Bumble._.Jellybottom Рік тому +29

      ah yes, when you don't wear glasses you go completely blind and all you see is blackness until you put your glasses on

    • @RogueAstro85
      @RogueAstro85 Рік тому +189

      @@Bumble._.Jellybottom There's this fun new thing called hyperbole. All the cool kids are using it

  • @liasike9673
    @liasike9673 5 років тому +14028

    Drews acting skills has Noah Centineo shaking

  • @helpiaccidentallybuiltadec6360
    @helpiaccidentallybuiltadec6360 4 роки тому +10064

    That party was UNTAMED. Shirtless guys drinking beer and girls in bikinis on the lawn?! What kind of pool party was this?! Where were the tuxedos? Where were the v e l v e t suits?!

    • @emceemunchapussy1891
      @emceemunchapussy1891 4 роки тому +755

      Disgusting. the commoners are animals. come, let us waltz to some beethoven! ahahahahaha!! (yeah I totally escalated this joke and I'm not ashamed of it)

    • @emceemunchapussy1891
      @emceemunchapussy1891 4 роки тому +220

      @Jordan Darius shut it Jordan.

    • @clarissarojas7959
      @clarissarojas7959 4 роки тому +118

      RusticLantern idk, just roll with it

    • @kenny-ek9ns
      @kenny-ek9ns 4 роки тому +156

      ok but have you even been to a pool party if you didnt go in a matching suit with 4 of your bros and havent thrown up on each other because someone shaved their hair and you decided to see who could eat most of it

    • @charlisnail8219
      @charlisnail8219 4 роки тому +100

      kenny PLEASE invite my next time! I found a new brownie recipe and i was.. uh.. thinking we could eat some hair together 🥺👉🏼👈🏼❤️ Just kidding.. unless?

  • @emmacassady4518
    @emmacassady4518 5 років тому +6960

    Yeah, I can see why they didn’t film this one. There’s no way the hooked app has the budget for an event as outrageous as The Wet Party

    • @needleimag5031
      @needleimag5031 5 років тому +148

      Why did this make me laugh

    • @jackieisntcool9306
      @jackieisntcool9306 5 років тому +172

      Emma Cassady and they’d all be naked

    • @uhprettymuch
      @uhprettymuch 5 років тому +151

      for $4.99 a week youd think they could swing it

    • @LobosNinja
      @LobosNinja 5 років тому +150

      For an event as UNTAMED* as the Wet Party

    • @nitrosherbert888
      @nitrosherbert888 5 років тому +2

      Sing the video all I could think was b**** get a haircut

  • @ninastacey
    @ninastacey Рік тому +5021

    this video feels like a theatre kid is holding me hostage

  • @PanickinSkywalker
    @PanickinSkywalker 5 років тому +5483

    I would pay $40+ a month to watch Drew act out soap operas all on his own.

    • @alivialynch258
      @alivialynch258 5 років тому +16

      Me too

    • @ajkargbo2684
      @ajkargbo2684 5 років тому +10

      Same

    • @MaeLov
      @MaeLov 5 років тому +19

      Kaitlyn Martinez Damn you really got it like that? Good on you. I can barely afford gas for my car

    • @PanickinSkywalker
      @PanickinSkywalker 5 років тому +10

      Kneptomb I never leave the house so I don’t buy gas 🙃

    • @roncriswell2685
      @roncriswell2685 5 років тому +21

      We could all chip in and it would be like?.........I don't know but it would be really cheap....

  • @sunk1ra
    @sunk1ra 4 роки тому +13644

    I love how Drew just realizes his sitting in his room alone and reading a hooked story with a cowboy accent for a living and just took it into consideration.

    • @Gravve01
      @Gravve01 4 роки тому +364

      CrystalSolstice when he just slowly took off his fedora and realized what the hell he was doing

    • @sunk1ra
      @sunk1ra 4 роки тому +136

      @@Gravve01 Ah, yes. The wonders of life.

    • @grannysbroomstick
      @grannysbroomstick 4 роки тому +85

      i think that might have been my favorite moment lmao

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 3 роки тому +16

      _timestamp_

    • @brynntermeer9951
      @brynntermeer9951 3 роки тому +41

      @@lvbboi9 17:20

  • @channel4ripoffcompany404
    @channel4ripoffcompany404 3 роки тому +5623

    Her name is Martha? I assumed her birth name was The Virgin

  • @Groggle7141
    @Groggle7141 2 роки тому +2648

    The message of this story: If someone doesn’t want to have sex with you, get mad at them, play the victim, and give them the cold shoulder.

    • @Groggle7141
      @Groggle7141 2 роки тому +181

      If the genders were reversed, everyone would be calling Martha a nice guy and an incel

    • @bigdawgchai
      @bigdawgchai Рік тому +161

      she’s a femcel

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Рік тому

      Femcel Martha used “manipulation”
      It’s only effective bc a weird asshole wrote the story

    • @SlimThief
      @SlimThief 11 місяців тому +43

      ​@@Groggle7141I mean we're all making fun of Martha because but I very much understand what you mean

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 10 місяців тому +40

      @@Groggle7141tbh everyone is making fun of her already without the genders needing to be swapped…. You don’t have to invent an alternate universe to experience it

  • @CoryMck
    @CoryMck 5 років тому +3399

    *Velvet Thong Bathing Suit...*
    _Are you sure about that?_

    • @joellezima3506
      @joellezima3506 5 років тому +256

      Lmao I'm uncomfortable just picturing that

    • @turner15
      @turner15 5 років тому +237

      Yeah that seems like it’s not going to react well to getting wet . . . I guess it’s just for lounging around?

    • @figrat
      @figrat 5 років тому +3

      OMG THE PFP YESSSS

    • @blondieYorkie
      @blondieYorkie 5 років тому +27

      Under15 I didn't know PrettyLittleThing had a pop up store

    • @thatonepersonwholivesinyou7995
      @thatonepersonwholivesinyou7995 5 років тому +87

      @@turner15 i mean it's not like they'd get wet at the *wet* party

  • @haphuongnguyen3358
    @haphuongnguyen3358 4 роки тому +7761

    Ah yes, Drew Longhorn - fellow bandmate to Kurtis Truelove and Diggy Gorgonzola

    • @superstellarhere
      @superstellarhere 3 роки тому +474

      I’m dying, *Diggy Gorgonzola*

    • @BeigeJu
      @BeigeJu 3 роки тому +21

      😂😂😂

    • @pinacoladaofficial
      @pinacoladaofficial 3 роки тому +256

      @@superstellarhere ✨The most Notorious Ripoff of Danny Gonzalez✨

    • @freyabees
      @freyabees 3 роки тому +218

      Oh hell yeah, I love this band, Whispered Hiss.

    • @sarahbonder731
      @sarahbonder731 3 роки тому +288

      and their opening act, Jarvis Jeanshorts

  • @aimeekatz
    @aimeekatz 5 років тому +2690

    Deb's accent changing every other line she has is literally one of the best bits you've done on this channel

    • @felix-fw3lq
      @felix-fw3lq 4 роки тому +9

      How does this have 2k likes with no comments

    • @thatrantinggirl7376
      @thatrantinggirl7376 4 роки тому +2

      She's multilingual

    • @aimeekatz
      @aimeekatz 4 роки тому +1

      @@felix-fw3lq How does this have 2k likes is my first question holy hell when did that happen

  • @dreadpiraterobin8379
    @dreadpiraterobin8379 2 роки тому +1516

    They're playing strip beer pong? At a pool party? Where you're told to wear a bikini?
    This is going to be a short game.

  • @panpani5079
    @panpani5079 4 роки тому +877

    "I'm different. I'm reading science books" IT'S FCKING COLLEGE

    • @christiesanchez4013
      @christiesanchez4013 26 днів тому +1

      Most colleges require science classes. Even for dumb jocks (no offense).

  • @LoveLee_Dreamer
    @LoveLee_Dreamer 5 років тому +2451

    "It's not just wild. It's untamed."
    Should we.... Should we tell them those are the same thing?

    • @solarprogeny6736
      @solarprogeny6736 5 років тому +81

      In their defense, it's an adjective progression, in that the second word will sound more extreme and out there to most people reading. The number of syllables, respectively one and three, also serves to make 'untamed' into the more complex and extreme word when compared to 'wild'.

    • @roach9397
      @roach9397 5 років тому +45

      Lum
      Untamed doesn’t seem any more extreme than wild to me honestly.

    • @solarprogeny6736
      @solarprogeny6736 5 років тому +31

      @@roach9397 Your experience is not universal. These shows are aimed at dumb people who binge watch TV and who most definitely will fall for these dumb word plays. No disrespect to dumb people of course.

    • @daveybentley9059
      @daveybentley9059 5 років тому +1

      Roach
      It kind of works for me because now I’m comparing it in my head with something that is tamed.

    • @asmrtpop2676
      @asmrtpop2676 5 років тому

      Roach the words do honestly have a subtle difference. doesn’t make it a stupid phrase but i mean

  • @demetersingleton5788
    @demetersingleton5788 4 роки тому +2426

    Drew Longhorn has such a laid back energy, perfectly contrasting the tensions of the main character, and providing welcome relief. A superb performance, Mr. Gooden.

    • @Phoenix-cg3hq
      @Phoenix-cg3hq 4 роки тому +9

      Demeter Singleton yeah its cool

    • @tron.6041
      @tron.6041 4 роки тому +20

      I’m only referring to drew as “mr Gooden”

    • @silvertamagachi
      @silvertamagachi 4 роки тому +34

      Honestly, I'm not sure why we hate Drew (Longhorn, obviously. I know why we hate Drew Gooden). He seems like a lot of fun.

    • @spooky6703
      @spooky6703 4 роки тому +17

      @@silvertamagachi He's a playboy type I guess? From what was shown in the previous video, he makes out with girls at parties, and not the same one every time, and is kinda a douche. But Trevor does that too, and is also being a douche, so I dunno.

    • @ada.3880
      @ada.3880 4 роки тому +19

      @@silvertamagachi the plot of this whole thing is so confusing I dont know how to feel about any of the characters except disattached and semi amused at their cliche idiocy

  • @mr.duck1246
    @mr.duck1246 3 роки тому +1124

    5:19 if this was episode it would be
    “can I really pull this off?
    1) Yeah! You rock that (20💎)
    2) Nah

    • @p0cket4rt
      @p0cket4rt 3 роки тому +88

      more like 200 😭

    • @red.gem_
      @red.gem_ 3 роки тому +69

      it would be 2) no. i want to go in my stupid dumbass ugly fucking old clothes like an idiot loser

    • @thunderblunder_
      @thunderblunder_ 3 роки тому +78

      @@red.gem_ omfg yes it would lmaoooooo
      like they make you feel so bad about it 💀

    • @H341HER_D_K3
      @H341HER_D_K3 2 роки тому +14

      more like nah(89💎)

    • @goblinbabe6664
      @goblinbabe6664 2 роки тому +39

      and when you select nah you have to wear a potato sack for the rest of the episode

  • @owen-cu6gr
    @owen-cu6gr 4 роки тому +5442

    Did they say he never ran away from sex? Isn't his first scene literally running away from sex?

    • @cryingthrowingup4256
      @cryingthrowingup4256 4 роки тому +344

      “ never usually runs from sex”

    • @jordanweber3381
      @jordanweber3381 4 роки тому +569

      Based on the short amount showed, it sounded like he was running from sexual assault.

    • @ada.3880
      @ada.3880 4 роки тому +55

      @@snakewithapen5489 creepy sounds like an understatement

    • @rabiakasim1474
      @rabiakasim1474 4 роки тому +188

      what if the poor guy is asexual and every girl just keeps trynna fuck with him

    • @owenb9596
      @owenb9596 4 роки тому +11

      @owen 16 Owen is a weird name

  • @degm28
    @degm28 4 роки тому +6103

    Drew smiling in a fedora isn't real, he can't hurt you.
    Drew smiling in a fedora: 4:34

  • @jofegan6396
    @jofegan6396 5 років тому +2021

    10:17 “My breath leaves my body in a whoosh” *HYOUUUGH*

  • @clarechurchwell3251
    @clarechurchwell3251 3 роки тому +1840

    “piercing blue eyes” the guy who plays trevor in ep 1 has brown eyes

    • @jshk8173
      @jshk8173 3 роки тому +6

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJHHHJJJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @jshk8173
      @jshk8173 3 роки тому +6

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJHHHJJJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @jshk8173
      @jshk8173 3 роки тому +6

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJHHHJJJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @theoverratedchannel6225
      @theoverratedchannel6225 3 роки тому +49

      @@jshk8173 the fudge??🤨

    • @jshk8173
      @jshk8173 3 роки тому

      @@theoverratedchannel6225 on ok BB hmm
      F. Xx mum 0+%7,%,%,222 %, xx yeah xx ul I'll ul I'll zzpyykttk

  • @NayanOI
    @NayanOI 5 років тому +4695

    “Trevor Holt bolted”
    My mind: Troy Bolton

  • @IantheDugan
    @IantheDugan 4 роки тому +10645

    The strip beer pong doesn’t make sense? They’re wearing bathing suits only. One cup is made and someone is naked.

    • @angelaqson1718
      @angelaqson1718 4 роки тому +731

      2 peice wins.

    • @ryn7782
      @ryn7782 4 роки тому +109

      That's the point of strip beer pong

    • @IantheDugan
      @IantheDugan 4 роки тому +534

      Kamryn Singleton but there’s (average) 10 cups? If they were fully dressed maybe?? 2 cups max you’re fully nude???

    • @icelady1833
      @icelady1833 4 роки тому +26

      I think that’s the point

    • @bonesandhearts5683
      @bonesandhearts5683 4 роки тому +712

      Well you have to take all the hats and scarves into account

  • @chaosbeam4654
    @chaosbeam4654 4 роки тому +6572

    The second Martha started acting like Trevor had to justify not sleeping with her the day they met, I hated her to the very depths of my soul

    • @okfatima
      @okfatima 4 роки тому +123

      she didn't really though. she was just embarrassed and only got annoyed when he started acting overprotective at the party

    • @chaosbeam4654
      @chaosbeam4654 4 роки тому +491

      Fatima .K the part where they’re picking out bathing suits tries to paint him as a jerk for not wanting to have sex with her. She has a right to be embarrassed, but she met this guy not too long ago, and he has every right to turn her down. Consent is two sided thing after all

    • @okfatima
      @okfatima 4 роки тому +57

      @@chaosbeam4654 true. that mainly came from her friend though, she seemed more embarrassed than anything

    • @ramiyahlee6108
      @ramiyahlee6108 4 роки тому +74

      Chaos Beam I guess she was expecting him to have sex with her because his character is established as someone who “never turns down sex” but he turned her down so she was like why me 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @chaosbeam4654
      @chaosbeam4654 4 роки тому +401

      Ramiyah Lee He still has the right to say no. And that right needs to be respected

  • @madsstokes
    @madsstokes 3 роки тому +428

    Him letting us know he's abandoning the snake aspect of Deb's character as if we're gonna forgive him.

  • @allegraporrino1309
    @allegraporrino1309 5 років тому +2011

    His eyes getting 80% smaller when he put on the glasses MADE this video

  • @flowerbit4137
    @flowerbit4137 5 років тому +3716

    I’m sorry but the whole “soundtrack” to this video is the funniest part lol

    • @Spikey100000
      @Spikey100000 5 років тому +31

      LeslieXvideo well thanks for apologising at least

    • @sebbee8240
      @sebbee8240 5 років тому +14

      @@gambitjl396 what the fucj dude

    • @abedisbatman8811
      @abedisbatman8811 5 років тому +1

      i mean, youre not wrong

    • @sebbee8240
      @sebbee8240 5 років тому +12

      @Napoleon Bonaparte oh hm it seems like the guy deleted his comment, and why the need to call me a cunt lmao, the og guy was going on a rant about how much the commenter sucked and i was just confused at his rage

    • @teethonfire13
      @teethonfire13 5 років тому +8

      I lost it at the rock music that played when Trevor showed up

  • @Sarah-sn8fj
    @Sarah-sn8fj 4 роки тому +6857

    A velvet...bathing suit....
    This story really had me until that point. Who the f wears velvet in a pool?

    • @lastlife0726
      @lastlife0726 4 роки тому +275

      I thought I was just out of the loop. That's not a thing, is it?

    • @Yawyna124
      @Yawyna124 4 роки тому +466

      There are bathing suits that aren't really bathing suits, actually. Just for show sorts of deals, where it looks like a fancy bathing suit but you don't actually get wet in it.

    • @sewerratzz_
      @sewerratzz_ 4 роки тому +234

      i thought it was like velvet coloured-

    • @KecloJaxyn
      @KecloJaxyn 4 роки тому +311

      @@Sarah-sn8fj .. When people use "velvet" to describe a color they usually mean dark red / burgundy

    • @bennie4376
      @bennie4376 4 роки тому +101

      i feel like i have seen velvet bathing suits though on like fashion nova or maybe shein or something... one of those ultra cheap online fast fashion stores from china. at least velour... that would be so annoying to actually swim in though lmao

  • @koiyei
    @koiyei 2 роки тому +297

    Around the 8:30 the story says that “Trevor holt doesn’t run away from sex!” But like? Wasn’t the whole reason he met Martha in the first place is because he was running away from a girl that jumped him in the shower? His first action as a character was literally him running away from sex 💀

    • @ciphergacha9100
      @ciphergacha9100 10 місяців тому +35

      Friendly reminder you have to pay £15 a month to read books of this quality

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 7 місяців тому +1

      “Once someone decides you’re Assigned Slut you’re not allowed to turn down sex from anyone, those are the rules. But it’s okay because it’s the women harassing the man” we have not progressed as a society

  • @Chacha-de4qz
    @Chacha-de4qz 5 років тому +6704

    Drew, play episode. That game has a lot of stories weirder than the hooked ones

    • @yesyes7896
      @yesyes7896 5 років тому +303

      but still act them out please 😩

    • @sara-zx4wu
      @sara-zx4wu 5 років тому +70

      UA-camr DylanISInTrouble does that, he gets really into it. It's hilarious

    • @bellaw2150
      @bellaw2150 5 років тому +6

      YES PLEASE HELP

    • @BeccaLynnDearden
      @BeccaLynnDearden 5 років тому +10

      Oh god not episode

    • @sheaisbutter
      @sheaisbutter 5 років тому +9

      PLEASE PLAY EPISODE DREW AHAH

  • @AmieMariah_
    @AmieMariah_ 5 років тому +6469

    How is no one else deeply disturbed by the idea of a VELVET bikini?!?

    • @rubyred3580
      @rubyred3580 4 роки тому +719

      I know I'm hella late but thank you for pointing this out. Not just that but a velvet THONG. Not okay lol

    • @Crochetems
      @Crochetems 4 роки тому +76

      Nah, velvet can be made of different materials including a stretch swimsuit material.

    • @rubyred3580
      @rubyred3580 4 роки тому +544

      @@Crochetems Wait velvet can be made of not velvet? I'm not trying to be a smartass I'm genuinely interested

    • @kelseyb8377
      @kelseyb8377 4 роки тому +59

      Ruby Red yes. They were very much in fashion last summer

    • @ayellowpapercrown6750
      @ayellowpapercrown6750 4 роки тому +217

      Eeeee wait I’m awfully confused now I thought velvet was a type of fabric like its own material

  • @lissanguinan
    @lissanguinan 5 років тому +1408

    Who's ""popular "" at college? It's a bunch of packs of various majors and subgroups of said majors and the colonies of a capella groups scavenging weak alumni for money.

    • @duck7781
      @duck7781 5 років тому +26

      Ok boomer

    • @plaidypus820
      @plaidypus820 5 років тому +180

      @@duck7781 I mean she's right. There's not really a social ladder at my college. Just a bunch of social circles, cliques, and coteries. People of the same major, hobbies, extra curricular groups are friends. People don't care about any perceived social ladder because there isn't one.

    • @junemacdonnell9369
      @junemacdonnell9369 5 років тому +5

      Wait I’m confused are quotes supposed be be like ‘’’’ and not like “ that?

    • @TheSkyHazCloudz
      @TheSkyHazCloudz 5 років тому +65

      @@duck7781 I'm in college and have the exact same experience, so that's a little bit of a bizarre reply, but okay then.

    • @milkymommy681
      @milkymommy681 5 років тому +1

      sunny phawithida no

  • @Jasnah.Kholin
    @Jasnah.Kholin 2 роки тому +826

    just a reminder that the hat Trevor wears was previously used to represent the bikini deb pulled off the rack so Trevor is canonically wearing a bikini on his head

    • @marylickona6322
      @marylickona6322 2 роки тому +53

      I want you to know that this made me choke

    • @dogouchu4356
      @dogouchu4356 Рік тому +13

      You know what that makes a lot of sense to me

  • @he.said.teenjiejer
    @he.said.teenjiejer 4 роки тому +13038

    Martha is the definition of “I’m not like other girls.”

  • @withapicketsign
    @withapicketsign 4 роки тому +21205

    Plot twist: Trevor poisons Martha with cyanide because he's in love with Drew.

    • @graaaah9080
      @graaaah9080 4 роки тому +497

      at first i thought you meant drew as in danny’s clone

    • @hkh8454
      @hkh8454 4 роки тому +23

      👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @flam2543
      @flam2543 4 роки тому +19

      Lol yes

    • @hkh8454
      @hkh8454 4 роки тому +31

      @@graaaah9080 who's drew?

    • @airotiv7916
      @airotiv7916 4 роки тому +10

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sbridge7556
    @sbridge7556 4 роки тому +989

    All these stories are written by people that’ve never interacted with people or been in any real life situations before

    • @ValD98
      @ValD98 4 роки тому +39

      So fanfic writers?

    • @rubyred3580
      @rubyred3580 4 роки тому +60

      @@ValD98 Too bad they didn't say "orbs" instead of eyes.

    • @scarlette712
      @scarlette712 4 роки тому +5

      Ruby Red LMFAOOO YOURE NOT WRONG

    • @vickiefenton8349
      @vickiefenton8349 4 роки тому +3

      Ruby Red yoooo ☠️☠️

  • @illeterategymbro9552
    @illeterategymbro9552 3 роки тому +831

    I love how he is the creater of youtube and still has the time to be the only youtuber im so proud to be guy

  • @badgurlparty
    @badgurlparty 5 років тому +1551

    Can we please give it up to him
    He actually acted 6 characters at the same time👏👏👏

  • @gabypoliti4428
    @gabypoliti4428 5 років тому +689

    when he called taco bell all i could think was "... is WENDY working today?" " dude i think theyre closed"

  • @annme_87
    @annme_87 4 роки тому +6812

    I'm not a big fan of parties to begin with, but calling it the "wet party" makes it even less appealing.

    • @annme_87
      @annme_87 4 роки тому +440

      Parties=uncomfortable
      Wet=uncomfortable
      Wet party=nightmare levels of uncomfortable and anxiety.

    • @aswarmofbees5009
      @aswarmofbees5009 4 роки тому +134

      Would the moist party be better for you >:(

    • @mikaroni_and_cheez
      @mikaroni_and_cheez 4 роки тому +102

      Nah nah nah. "H'whet party"

    • @FMPocky
      @FMPocky 4 роки тому +47

      Exclusive university parties don’t even exist. It’s not like anyone is keeping tabs on anything. Best case scenario is that you can find both your shoes in the pile by the door on your drunken stumble out

    • @pepebabushki9376
      @pepebabushki9376 4 роки тому +1

      @@FMPocky closest thing is Friern gathering sbut... They don't really count as parties.

  • @mayhem217
    @mayhem217 3 роки тому +8389

    If she's lost her virginity then the title would be Trevor and the

  • @ariarovira4674
    @ariarovira4674 5 років тому +721

    I would pay $10 a month for Drew acting out episodes

    • @CT-se8vn
      @CT-se8vn 5 років тому +11

      Aria Rovira he should make it a patreon exclusive

    • @anikadietr1ch
      @anikadietr1ch 5 років тому +9

      i read this as “i would put ten dollars in my mouth for drew to act out episodes”

  • @fandomgodmother4903
    @fandomgodmother4903 5 років тому +12611

    I will pay money for you to do this same thing but with bad Wattpad fanfics

    • @bigbootybobbi
      @bigbootybobbi 5 років тому +426

      omg or bad episode things LMAO

    • @zoeharrell4953
      @zoeharrell4953 5 років тому +295

      omg i LIVE for bad wattpad fanfics😭 i would die to hear drew read them out loud

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 5 років тому +247

      He should do another fanfic of himself and Danny again. It’s been too long since the last time

    • @justasmltwngir1732
      @justasmltwngir1732 5 років тому +26

      Aaron Landry that is the funniest bidoe on the internet and nothing will top it

    • @joodii99
      @joodii99 5 років тому +2

      But not really...

  • @rainbowunicode8352
    @rainbowunicode8352 4 роки тому +1504

    I'm really surprised they didn't go with the cliche of "this guy has tons of one night stands, so he didn't sleep with me and now I think I'm worthless... Except plot twist! He didn't want to sleep with me because I'm the first girl he's ever actually liked and he wants to go slow because we're gonna be bf and gf"

    • @mintysherbert4293
      @mintysherbert4293 3 роки тому +348

      I have a feeling that is what its supposed to be

    • @snufflesboi03
      @snufflesboi03 3 роки тому +66

      The latter is also an extremely common plot

    • @emimew
      @emimew 2 роки тому +25

      That’s what I thought at the beginning, but smh it took a even weirder turn

    • @eternal5344
      @eternal5344 2 роки тому +9

      Logan Huntzberger is that you?

    • @animaysons728
      @animaysons728 Рік тому +2

      @@eternal5344 lmaoooo

  • @farateq
    @farateq 3 роки тому +139

    "he grins wider and pulls out-" **gets ad** _a sweet combination of dark chocolates!_

  • @guytorie
    @guytorie 5 років тому +1695

    Your acting style for this video is like watching a Gmod animation but a human being version

    • @sorou
      @sorou 5 років тому +80

      this comment articulates something i’ve been trying to say for the past two years. thank you, shoelace kink, for giving this wisdom away so freely

    • @ImJustLayZ
      @ImJustLayZ 5 років тому +9

      I love gmod

    • @Hikaeme-od3zq
      @Hikaeme-od3zq 5 років тому +7

      Facial expressions 300%

  • @teasukistrawbby2733
    @teasukistrawbby2733 4 роки тому +12144

    I love how when the boy denies her sex it's instantly this huge problem but if the roles were reversed he'd seem creepy.

    • @elsie8757
      @elsie8757 4 роки тому +2610

      Yup. "You've had sex with (lots of) other people in the past so therefore you are obligated to have sex with me" is a super icky take, and the fact that it's a girl saying it to a guy does NOT make it better.

    • @CJ-iz3mp
      @CJ-iz3mp 3 роки тому +1123

      I really hate how that nastiness is combined with slutshaming and notlikeothergirls behavior from that same character. how is she simultaneously mad that Trevor turned her down and judging him for having a lot of sex? she's judging everyone at this party like wait are you trying to have sex or not?

    • @jlupus8804
      @jlupus8804 3 роки тому +1079

      Emma "I'm not like other girls."
      "I know. I didn't turn down other girls."

    • @CJ-iz3mp
      @CJ-iz3mp 3 роки тому +149

      @@jlupus8804 ok best one

    • @wizzem7890
      @wizzem7890 3 роки тому +592

      @soba the story. It's like that time on a talk show a guy said that his girlfriend locked him in his flat and he had to jump out a window that i think was on the second floor and he injured his leg. The audience laughed, and the host said that if it were a woman that had to jump out a second story window because of her boyfriend they would not be laughing. Double standards exist for women everyone (decent) knows that. Just know that double standards exist for men too. Especially for rape.

  • @miamiaw27
    @miamiaw27 5 років тому +1730

    "What happened to the laid-back, fun-loving guy i fuc- i mean- met last weekend?"

    • @VidsByGlacier
      @VidsByGlacier 5 років тому +2

      Miamiaw27 LOL! I was literally going to write this, but I had to check if someone had written it before me

    • @rozempire2843
      @rozempire2843 5 років тому +3

      Milla E. Flateby So..why didn’t you write the comment? Did someone write it before you?

    • @miamiaw27
      @miamiaw27 5 років тому +2

      @@rozempire2843 not sure if you're joking lol

    • @rozempire2843
      @rozempire2843 5 років тому +1

      Miamiaw27 I was

    • @brokeiboy
      @brokeiboy 5 років тому

      Miamiaw27 ik lol

  • @ellierenee9312
    @ellierenee9312 2 роки тому +34

    My favorite trope in good girl/bad boy movies is when they the bad boy tries to warn the girl at a party. “It’s too crazy for you” isn’t this “wet party” just a pool party at noon.

    • @SnowBlitz7
      @SnowBlitz7 2 роки тому +9

      Martha literally calls the party "unadulterated chaos" when all she describes is college students hanging out.
      The "chaos" she mentions is dudes drinking beer and girls lying down, that's it.

  • @belle6624
    @belle6624 5 років тому +2294

    All the horror stories are the same
    - daughter hears weird thing
    - calls mom
    - all intense
    - "dOn'T gO Up dErE"
    - oooohoh
    - daughter goes up dere
    - ahhhhhh
    -dies

    • @daisy-gp5nj
      @daisy-gp5nj 5 років тому +87

      Isabella Efkarpenis peppa.....what are you doing in drew’s comment section?

    • @evlin97
      @evlin97 5 років тому +5

      Isabella Efkarpenis go eat bacon fatty

    • @bruh-bf7tn
      @bruh-bf7tn 5 років тому +1

      Ikr

    • @claire28638
      @claire28638 5 років тому +17

      peeeeeeeeeeepppppaaaa, what are you doing in the comment section😏

    • @keiskay
      @keiskay 5 років тому +11

      There was only 1 good horror story in the app and that was annie96 is typing

  • @josiahkhani3667
    @josiahkhani3667 5 років тому +947

    You gotta warn me before you put on that fedora. I can’t just have my pants fly off like that.

    • @cynthiababbage8324
      @cynthiababbage8324 5 років тому +2

      Josiah Khani yeah ikr, i can only get so hard

    • @ameliasapp2049
      @ameliasapp2049 5 років тому +6

      holy shit im cackling

    • @saturnsringfinger
      @saturnsringfinger 5 років тому +1

      @Josiah Khani lmfao thank you for making me snort like that, the lead up was too good

    • @ededetudo2879
      @ededetudo2879 5 років тому

      And my socks blown off

  • @sooomoza
    @sooomoza 5 років тому +1808

    Drew please listen
    1. Wear a scarf
    2. Shave your head
    You are now Gru from the movie Despicable Me...
    Grew

    • @bumibomber
      @bumibomber 5 років тому +73

      Grew Lomghorn

    • @jeyyran
      @jeyyran 5 років тому +61

      why the FUCK is this so funny

    • @choco_jack7016
      @choco_jack7016 5 років тому +13

      he needs to point his nose

    • @alexabrock21
      @alexabrock21 5 років тому +7

      This needs more likes

    • @lucikizz
      @lucikizz 5 років тому +8

      someone please edit this-

  • @frailimbnursery
    @frailimbnursery 2 роки тому +163

    drew, please make another one of this again. it can be from wattpad or another visual novel chatting app. i've watched this video several times but it never fails to make me laugh

    • @afrina3781
      @afrina3781 Рік тому

      frr I need drew to make this kind of videos again. it's so entertaining

  • @rae2672
    @rae2672 5 років тому +2884

    "Only the most popular students on campus"
    If you're a wee bab reading this: popularity doesn't exist in college. It's not a thing

    • @Romandy13
      @Romandy13 5 років тому +86

      True dat.

    • @justasmltwngir1732
      @justasmltwngir1732 5 років тому +39

      Thank you

    • @howdypardner6278
      @howdypardner6278 5 років тому +83

      It doesn't really in smaller schools either

    • @jennaavw
      @jennaavw 5 років тому +322

      or in high school. at least not at mine 🤷🏻‍♀️ i always thought the whole jocks and cheerleaders thing was just a movie trope. in fact, the nice, smart kids involved in clubs were the most well liked students in my school.

    • @AlexRasengan1337
      @AlexRasengan1337 5 років тому +19

      @@jennaavw lol nah that part aint true

  • @WillJeSuis_
    @WillJeSuis_ 4 роки тому +2289

    Lol I’m gonna say it ... Trevor is not the villain of this story...

    • @CJ-iz3mp
      @CJ-iz3mp 3 роки тому +91

      yeah, none of the guys are...

    • @jlupus8804
      @jlupus8804 3 роки тому +227

      Was he supposed to be? I thought they were setting up an arc where she got to understand his intentions better, and also understand her own shortcomings, but that never came...

    • @ao-td2ud
      @ao-td2ud 3 роки тому +76

      I mean, he acts like a total overprotective asshole towards her the whole time? Not every story has a villain, everyone in this story has faults and makes bad decisions

    • @sageywagey1158
      @sageywagey1158 3 роки тому +5

      @Swag Monke I mean that’s what the comment says so yeah

    • @Artemis3456
      @Artemis3456 3 роки тому +3

      @Swag Monke did you watch the actual video

  • @arischlanger5293
    @arischlanger5293 5 років тому +1005

    The fact that he mouthed “Will Smith”at 19:20 and dubbed over it has me dying

  • @chrome2297
    @chrome2297 Рік тому +139

    4:12 The small detail of drew's armpits being sweaty to really get in character, a man with a passion and a passion for art.

  • @nate7715
    @nate7715 5 років тому +839

    This must’ve taken forever to edit together. Thank you lol

  • @PalomaDreams17
    @PalomaDreams17 5 років тому +2601

    Very disappointing to learn that Martha's hot girl friend wasn't just gonna be Trevor in drag

  • @Alex-cw3rz
    @Alex-cw3rz 5 років тому +1914

    Drew longhorn with the fedora is the personifciation of how every neckbeard thinks they look and act like, when they talk to a girl.

  • @alexiskristoffersen5995
    @alexiskristoffersen5995 Рік тому +67

    Can I just say what a dick move it was for Martha to drag her "best friend" Deb to this wild, crazy, pool party, and then ditch her there to try and bang this random dude shes hated all week, cause thats what it seems like to me.

  • @3rdeye931
    @3rdeye931 5 років тому +7765

    Conspiracy theory: the Hooked app sponsors Drew and this is just a 21 minute ad.

    • @matthewjanzen4837
      @matthewjanzen4837 5 років тому +145

      I’m ok with that

    • @3rdeye931
      @3rdeye931 5 років тому +137

      Matthew Janzen Stockholm syndrome at its finest

    • @user-zl5gi8sv7u
      @user-zl5gi8sv7u 5 років тому +93

      Seeing they named a character after him I would say that must be accurate

    • @_-faye
      @_-faye 5 років тому +19

      I got a hooked ad before it.

    • @OliFrench1
      @OliFrench1 5 років тому +14

      I’m fine with it saves me money.

  • @livid7447
    @livid7447 4 роки тому +4897

    Hooked is the 'text message' form of wattpad

  • @OliviaPeng-nx3yn
    @OliviaPeng-nx3yn 5 років тому +944

    I never fully acknowledge that you're a real human until you stood up

    • @MOaxol
      @MOaxol 5 років тому +24

      六神花露水 time to see him _IN_ person 🤩 go see drew on tour, he might be coming to city near you !

    • @captainclipy6236
      @captainclipy6236 5 років тому +19

      balahaja erk nice try drew

    • @MOaxol
      @MOaxol 5 років тому +6

      CaptainClipy I assure you , i am not drew ☺️ ! but you should go see him on tour with danny gonzalez and kurtis conner!

    • @bloodofmars
      @bloodofmars 5 років тому +3

      @@MOaxol hmmmm you sure your not Drew?

  • @Bobertrun19
    @Bobertrun19 2 роки тому +85

    Drew got me way too invested in this story 💀💀

  • @VanCan
    @VanCan 5 років тому +220

    The next hooked app story is going to be Drew playing every character.

  • @deevasued8963
    @deevasued8963 4 роки тому +1351

    just realised he probably stole Amanda's glasses

    • @ackerwoman16
      @ackerwoman16 4 роки тому +12

      Yea

    • @CJ-iz3mp
      @CJ-iz3mp 3 роки тому +81

      he literally owns glasses and chose to steal Amanda's. I love it

    • @kylienychole7678
      @kylienychole7678 3 роки тому +15

      I can just see him running in the room to ask her 😂😂😂

    • @ФесКультура
      @ФесКультура 3 роки тому +6

      I thought this video can't get funnier 🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG

  • @aliarodriguez319
    @aliarodriguez319 5 років тому +519

    “Your wish is my command YEE HAW” and then he rides his horse to the beer cooler

  • @Me-wx1mt
    @Me-wx1mt 3 роки тому +351

    Drew: not a voiceactor
    Also Drew: hats!
    **the insane amount of hats fills you with determination ✨**

  • @khif13
    @khif13 5 років тому +525

    All the character changes made me feel like I just watched Drew's off off Broadway show.

    • @CT-se8vn
      @CT-se8vn 5 років тому +3

      Khif13 one man off broadway show. :)

  • @lillianwood6191
    @lillianwood6191 5 років тому +2209

    Popularity in college doesn’t exist

    • @jotakyininoo2758
      @jotakyininoo2758 4 роки тому +268

      So true. Literally no one cares for that. Everyone’s struggling to barely pass, let alone time to bother with popularity lmao

    • @jacksonsalyerbehr7871
      @jacksonsalyerbehr7871 4 роки тому +80

      thank the lord , im in senior in high school i was so scared college is gonna be the same

    • @Ryan-Streams
      @Ryan-Streams 4 роки тому +16

      Tell that to the frats

    • @suzythecutesheep9882
      @suzythecutesheep9882 4 роки тому +20

      @@Ryan-Streams you mean a brat?

    • @Anasyub
      @Anasyub 4 роки тому +2

      @@jacksonsalyerbehr7871 me too man

  • @jonathanshaw3250
    @jonathanshaw3250 4 роки тому +1226

    I like to imagine Tilla” is short for Attila The Hun.

  • @KatienMac
    @KatienMac 2 роки тому +96

    The fact that he has a fedora but not a cowboy hat just seems very on brand for Drew

  • @wingedbunny6211
    @wingedbunny6211 5 років тому +1260

    Me : watches this
    Also me : goes to Danny's channel to see if he posted a video like this

    • @putridmoldyman306
      @putridmoldyman306 5 років тому +61

      You: attempts to use the "me/also me" format
      Also you: doesnt understand how to actually use it

    • @rem672
      @rem672 5 років тому +5

      Christopher Raymondo Gunford LMAO good one

    • @almaericson34
      @almaericson34 5 років тому +13

      Wait isn’t this Danny??

    • @wingedbunny6211
      @wingedbunny6211 5 років тому

      Christopher Raymondo Gunford Yeah I realized like 10 minutes after I posted it that that's not how it works. Oh well 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @Grandmas_Favorite
    @Grandmas_Favorite 3 роки тому +704

    Love how Martha goes from Southern to British to Australian in a matter of 2 chapters...

    • @drtyvrmn
      @drtyvrmn 2 роки тому +33

      You forgot snake

  • @05bastille
    @05bastille 5 років тому +659

    Conclusion: every story is a good story if Drew reads it out loud

    • @mackenzie2k20
      @mackenzie2k20 5 років тому

      Nah this story is bad like he could not even save it

    • @dollykumo2959
      @dollykumo2959 4 роки тому +3

      @@mackenzie2k20 Jesuss , it's a complement to drew , let him be !

  • @AssemblyWizard
    @AssemblyWizard 3 роки тому +95

    18:19 in the text he skipped, when they're both in the pool:
    Martha: "I'm ready"
    "I look down in the water, raising my eyebrows"
    Martha: "And I can tell that you're ready too"
    fml

  • @sadiebrubaker3486
    @sadiebrubaker3486 5 років тому +2496

    Can someone animate this??? Like with the snake best friend and everything???

  • @AceofSlayge
    @AceofSlayge 5 років тому +1434

    i swear every time i look at drew’s new wall light, i always see “hey gay”

    • @inkystix5327
      @inkystix5327 5 років тому +19

      Paige Olberding I LITERALLY THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT SAW IT HHHHHHH

    • @therobin5825
      @therobin5825 5 років тому +8

      its a sign 🤔

    • @pattykrabbies
      @pattykrabbies 5 років тому +8

      Goddamnit I need that sort of my light in my room

    • @therobin5825
      @therobin5825 5 років тому

      @dana stef nahh I mean the fact that that specific person reads it as hey gay not everyone

    • @AlienZizi
      @AlienZizi 5 років тому +2

      we see what we want to see

  • @yostinator81
    @yostinator81 4 роки тому +784

    There’s a rumour going around Trevor holt has the biggest
    Collection of Minecraft Posters

  • @therealblacktronempire1987
    @therealblacktronempire1987 2 роки тому +52

    15:55 Aren't they at a pool party? With like...swimsuits? They each have to get 2 shots right. What a cHaLlEnGe.

  • @SableSeraph17
    @SableSeraph17 4 роки тому +3591

    This is the kind of story that encourages the r/nicegirls mindset

    • @anxiousdumpling5041
      @anxiousdumpling5041 4 роки тому +413

      and a dash of r/notliketheothergirls

    • @gentlesandladymen
      @gentlesandladymen 3 роки тому +204

      @@anxiousdumpling5041 more like a whole ass gallon of it

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 3 роки тому +42

      @@gentlesandladymen what about an ocean

    • @BigBrain-xs8hd
      @BigBrain-xs8hd 3 роки тому +6

      @@lvbboi9 u spoiled it dawg.

  • @malthehansen7915
    @malthehansen7915 5 років тому +1145

    "I'm what Trevor?"
    "Say it..."
    *A Vampire.*

    • @mitchellgeorge6031
      @mitchellgeorge6031 5 років тому +38

      Malthe Hansen “I’m what Trevor?”
      “Say it...”
      I AM THE SENATE

    • @g1lol
      @g1lol 5 років тому +11

      i could hear edward and bella

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle 5 років тому +5

      Im what trevor?
      An ice cream cake

    • @nexuswolf780
      @nexuswolf780 5 років тому +4

      IM A VAMPAYA, IM A VAMPAYA, IM A VAMPAYA

    • @brithneyroc5303
      @brithneyroc5303 5 років тому +2

      I am inevitable...

  • @elsypie9834
    @elsypie9834 5 років тому +5015

    Every girl on campus wants Drew Longhorn.
    *ExceptmeI'mnotliketheothergirls.*

    • @kyleehines2663
      @kyleehines2663 5 років тому +171

      Except I also did at one point too so

    • @anahiisbeast2878
      @anahiisbeast2878 5 років тому +68

      elsypie x so quirky

    • @em-nv7ro
      @em-nv7ro 5 років тому +57

      *riptide starts playing*

    • @glennhuliselan4825
      @glennhuliselan4825 5 років тому +33

      r/notlikeothergirls

    • @stephaniebaker1975
      @stephaniebaker1975 5 років тому +109

      “i put my dirty blonde hair up in a messy bun because i DoN’t cARe HOw i LoOk”

  • @toxicdotaep2890
    @toxicdotaep2890 3 роки тому +97

    I've watched this video several times over the past two years and I've just now realized strip beer pong at a swimsuit party is the stupidest fucking thing. you can only drink like twice and then youre naked and you lost. you're fucked if your swimsuit is just one piece, you only get one beer and then you're out!

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 Рік тому +2

      Seems especially unfair towards the guys.