Snapchat is so dumb

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  • @michaelthavis188
    @michaelthavis188 3 роки тому +74900

    The guys videos he just complains about how dumb things are i’m starting to think he’s the dumb one

  • @allieerin6180
    @allieerin6180 3 роки тому +7804

    my favourite part of this is imagining that dennis is sending his wife money from their joint bank account

    • @frostfang1
      @frostfang1 3 роки тому +438

      And shes like "wait...why dont I have 20,000 dollars in here now?"

    • @inactive5924
      @inactive5924 3 роки тому +91

      HANDS DOWN THE FUNNIEST COMMENT EVER

    • @BG-wz1iu
      @BG-wz1iu 3 роки тому +7

      @@joshroehl6098 lol wtf

    • @gamergaymer965
      @gamergaymer965 3 роки тому +39

      @@joshroehl6098 go away josh
      Take singing lessons

    • @msmiami212
      @msmiami212 3 роки тому +7

      Anyone know about ‘Hey guy’ and why it started? Just trying to hear from the women.

  • @gavriellarutigliano2356
    @gavriellarutigliano2356 3 роки тому +11743

    snapchat adding those "news" stories and random content was the start of their downfall like they're a messaging app imagine if your text messaging app started putting buzzfeed articles in between your convos

    • @addyrodes9142
      @addyrodes9142 3 роки тому +369

      True. The only reason I use it is cause I like the sending videos and stuff like that. I don’t really care about streaks or anything that Snapchat tries to use to stay relevant

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 3 роки тому +133

      I open it once a day to send people streaks(I downloaded it last April for the first time). I get mia Khalifa's stories first thing recommended to me everytime I open the discover part like wtf?

    • @NorthernGreenEyes
      @NorthernGreenEyes 3 роки тому +50

      I've never had it or had any desire to in my life but to each their own 🤷‍♀️

    • @mcwubbly9860
      @mcwubbly9860 3 роки тому +38

      Don't give them any ideas.

    • @pinkkam
      @pinkkam 3 роки тому +79

      I used to use it for filters, but now its useless to me. Streaks never really made sense to me.

  • @donotlikepie3356
    @donotlikepie3356 2 роки тому +1648

    I love how the blackmail material was literally just a photo of the guy speaking to a woman on a sidewalk, they weren't even in the house or car or doing anything incriminating.

    • @Chilloutlilbro
      @Chilloutlilbro Рік тому

      I’ll tell your wife you talked to some random woman on the sidewalk, UNLESS, you venmo me 10,000$ dollars, Mwahahah

    • @ninar9664
      @ninar9664 Рік тому +111

      “You were talking to another woman! I know you’re cheating on me,Dennis! Don’t even deny it!”

    • @notoriousnosk8876
      @notoriousnosk8876 Рік тому +68

      the stakes were as low as a gacha story with that picture

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus 11 місяців тому +35

      "If you talk to a woman, you are automatically doing something dirty" -Dennis's wife prolly

  • @M0nch_Cr0nch
    @M0nch_Cr0nch 2 роки тому +3641

    "Snapchat's content is so aggressively stupid that it makes me angry at every single person who has a hand in creating it." is def a quote to remember

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot 2 роки тому +7

      exactly

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 Рік тому +3

      Yeah, it reminds us not to work for Snapchat.

    • @mrmrwayne9850
      @mrmrwayne9850 Рік тому +19

      Wtf I was literally watching the video and scrolling through the comments and as soon as I see this comment drew starts saying that exact quote from the video at the same time I'm reading it. I was like "WTF WOAH" bc wtf? That's weird how it was perfectly timed

    • @plantyt3246
      @plantyt3246 Рік тому +2

      Did you remember it though?

    • @toskasnail
      @toskasnail 4 місяці тому

      It’s also SO outdated

  • @mollyfoxxx
    @mollyfoxxx 3 роки тому +3483

    Remember when Snapchat promoted domestic violence with a game called "Would You Rather?” asking users if they would "rather slap Rihanna or punch Chris Brown”? When Rihanna tells me to delete Snapchat, I delete Snapchat. Glad to hear they’re still trash.

    • @Enel97
      @Enel97 3 роки тому +107

      Well I know what Chris Brown and rihanna each chose in that game :p

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 роки тому +8

      @@Enel97 😂

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 роки тому +264

      I think they tried to be all “dark humor” but ended up being cringe instead lol

    • @commandercat10
      @commandercat10 3 роки тому +16

      @Pete Harrison it’s you again no

    • @lilguava70
      @lilguava70 3 роки тому +42

      That's not promoting domestic violence. That's promoting plain ol' battery, as it asked the viewers which they would rather do, and the viewers most certainly don't live with either of these people or have any other sort of domestic relationship with them. Glad you're so proud of mindlessly following instructions, but at least put your last two braincells to work by filtering bs.

  • @mrmeowmeowz
    @mrmeowmeowz 3 роки тому +13065

    Drew did that clever transition with his clone just so people wouldn't comment about how his shirt changed colors.

  • @starbutterfly9036
    @starbutterfly9036 2 роки тому +7825

    I like that Dennis uses his phone number to talk to his wife and Snapchat to talk to his lover. Like, did you guys just outright state people use this platform for cheating?????

    • @embop1266
      @embop1266 2 роки тому +703

      i mean, at least it was realistic???

    • @toni4157
      @toni4157 2 роки тому +50

      LMFAO

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 2 роки тому +337

      It deletes your messages, kind of a no brainer

    • @insertreferencehere.8066
      @insertreferencehere.8066 2 роки тому +165

      For a sec I thought you misspelled Drew and was about to comment about how he would never do that.

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 2 роки тому +239

      @@insertreferencehere.8066 but he already did, he has his wife Amanda and his other wife Laura. But then again Amanda went missing in Afghanistan so it's not cheating.

  • @harmc2301
    @harmc2301 2 роки тому +678

    Another thing about Snapchat is that when you do find an interesting story, there are a million ads every 10 seconds that make it so annoying to even finish the video

    • @river-yuki
      @river-yuki Рік тому +31

      Omg thank you It’s the worst bloody thing about that godforsaken app and I was going mad wondering why no one else had even mentioned it

    • @gracelynnrochford1526
      @gracelynnrochford1526 4 місяці тому

      Yessss it’s the worst thing ever.

  • @Pluike
    @Pluike 3 роки тому +13206

    Honestly getting tired of Drew complaining about everything, when is he gonna make a video of him falling down?

    • @FilledWithBeef
      @FilledWithBeef 3 роки тому +535

      Never heard of this "Drew" guy. You must be talking about Danny.

    • @door-to-doortaxcollector3484
      @door-to-doortaxcollector3484 3 роки тому +386

      @@FilledWithBeef who's this "Danny" guy? sounds like you're talking about Kurtis

    • @AveryGrace22
      @AveryGrace22 3 роки тому +293

      @@door-to-doortaxcollector3484 whos Kurtis? this is Cody...

    • @SnoppleWopple
      @SnoppleWopple 3 роки тому +228

      @@AveryGrace22 You mean Noel?

    • @Anonymous-eo2er
      @Anonymous-eo2er 3 роки тому +168

      @@SnoppleWopple no, i think you’re all wrong. You mean [censored]

  • @jujuespino1374
    @jujuespino1374 3 роки тому +7520

    Finally someone talked about how stupid Snapchat’s right side is, its literally all click bate and garbage content

    • @s.sterling6685
      @s.sterling6685 3 роки тому +432

      the titles and photos are sometimes absolutely hilarious. my personal favourite is this picture of this ginormous Iranian dude standing awkwardly alone in a desert with the words "he eats 15 meals a day" and absolutely nothing else.

    • @ThePieGuy7302
      @ThePieGuy7302 3 роки тому +44

      Click bait and garbage content? Where have I seen that before...........

    • @definitely.mya86
      @definitely.mya86 3 роки тому +103

      @@ThePieGuy7302 Oooh maybe I’ve seen it on almost every other social media platform ever!

    • @forrestthroughdatrees
      @forrestthroughdatrees 3 роки тому +76

      With ads every 10 seconds.

    • @angelfranklynn2702
      @angelfranklynn2702 3 роки тому +12

      omg i never go to the right side also im on minute two of this video. im okay with this spoiler :) i chose this.

  • @loversandlosers
    @loversandlosers 2 роки тому +979

    Dude imagine being a Snapchat “journalist” like it doesn’t really get any lower than that I’d rather tell people I shovel shit for a living

    • @kevinsundelin8639
      @kevinsundelin8639 Рік тому +69

      Yeah, at least shovelling shit would serve a purpose

    • @ObtuseMori
      @ObtuseMori Рік тому +33

      As someone who genuinely used to shovel shit for a living, I wholeheartedly agree with this sentiment

    • @riabouchinska
      @riabouchinska Рік тому +24

      @Obtuse Mori as someone who does currently shovel shit for a living, there’s nothing wrong with that lol it’s good honest work… only problem is it doesn’t pay that great

    • @ObtuseMori
      @ObtuseMori Рік тому +31

      @@riabouchinska Absolutely, manual labour jobs deserve way more respect. I now clean shitty toilets and mop floors instead of shovelling animal shit - moving up in the world 😂

    • @fntthesmth423
      @fntthesmth423 9 місяців тому +4

      I will say that there is a rung lower on the journalism tree: being a journalist in Defunctland, the "metaverse" style game focused on NFTs and being a fully contiguious world

  • @sharkid72
    @sharkid72 2 роки тому +528

    Im very proud to say ive been sober from snapchat discover for 6 months and ive never felt better. Thank you drew for helping me beat my crippling addiction

    • @sapphirethesapphic
      @sapphirethesapphic Рік тому +23

      congrats as you come up on 18 months clean

    • @guybrush1701
      @guybrush1701 Рік тому

      I did the same with Google discover. It makes it so much better.

  • @DanMan
    @DanMan 3 роки тому +5819

    dirt is dirty

  • @micahrv4405
    @micahrv4405 3 роки тому +2159

    Okay but are we all going to ignore the man screaming “I WOULD LIKE TO PLEAD GUILTY, TO LOVING MIIIIILK”

    • @l3dz3bra66
      @l3dz3bra66 3 роки тому +63

      Adding this to my repertoire of catchphrases, even though I hate milk on its own

    • @fionaautumn
      @fionaautumn 3 роки тому +58

      He need some milk

    • @captainhook4258
      @captainhook4258 3 роки тому +35

      @@l3dz3bra66 i'm lactose intolerant and thats def gonna be a new catchphrase lmao

    • @neontoes
      @neontoes 3 роки тому +8

      I don't understand. Why do people hate milk so much...? I love it🥺👉🏼👈🏼

    • @emiliomarbanjr
      @emiliomarbanjr 3 роки тому +3

      Yes, we are.

  • @Revenent530
    @Revenent530 2 роки тому +317

    Dennis is surprised that Wife knows about the affair when she literally threatened to reveal the affair a few minutes ago

  • @emanaretneesaelp8019
    @emanaretneesaelp8019 Рік тому +29

    dennis has 4 people in his contacts and this is the first time hes talked to any of them

  • @VictoriaMorganawesometori
    @VictoriaMorganawesometori 3 роки тому +2289

    Drew talking about the convoluted way Julia could have sent the picture herself. Drew has been in quarantine so long he's forgotten what friends are.

  • @scragcowski
    @scragcowski 3 роки тому +13769

    drew's just tryna show off his collection of striped shirts

    • @justjulie1113
      @justjulie1113 3 роки тому +83

      It's because of the Gibi ASMR bee movie 😳😳

    • @christianpoole6473
      @christianpoole6473 3 роки тому +71

      The best time to wear a striped sweater

    • @rianantony
      @rianantony 3 роки тому +10

      He died 😔

    • @GeorgiaOverdrive
      @GeorgiaOverdrive 3 роки тому +40

      I think he put in that skit to disguise the fact that he recorded the video on different days.

    • @neurocidesakiwi
      @neurocidesakiwi 3 роки тому +2

      Don't be cross... draw a line under it and move on.

  • @summerstar143
    @summerstar143 Рік тому +61

    I think the bigger transgression was the dad preserving his secret rather than getting the cops involved to SAVE HIS DAUGHTER 🥴

  • @KewlKat626
    @KewlKat626 Рік тому +71

    I quote “um, you hickeyed me… How dare you.” almost everyday. The cadence just always gets me. 6:36

  • @Oogway-go6np
    @Oogway-go6np 3 роки тому +1676

    “Snapchat is dumb”
    Every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa

    • @toomuchiridium
      @toomuchiridium 3 роки тому +83

      Please, spread the word. Together we can stop this.

    • @Chasm08
      @Chasm08 3 роки тому +48

      You know its cold outside when you go outside and its cold

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +1

      WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest UA-camr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear kha

    • @Oogway-go6np
      @Oogway-go6np 3 роки тому +25

      @@AxxLAfrikuLMAO WHAT

    • @Oogway-go6np
      @Oogway-go6np 3 роки тому +9

      @Lailan bruh that’s weird, thanks for the heads up tho

  • @valpioppi8908
    @valpioppi8908 3 роки тому +10857

    plot twist: wife was actually just at a different burger palace and julia is dead

    • @rolo0o
      @rolo0o 3 роки тому +267

      LMAO I SINCERELY HOPE SO

    • @alejandra-kv1fe
      @alejandra-kv1fe 3 роки тому +89

      NOOO LMAO

    • @chezneymaam7176
      @chezneymaam7176 3 роки тому +55

      BYEEE

    • @irlpinhead
      @irlpinhead 3 роки тому +35

      LMAOO

    • @valkyrie2832
      @valkyrie2832 3 роки тому +182

      Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised. I’ve read some of those before and the people who write them seem to think that constant twists = good writing

  • @SunnyB_adventures
    @SunnyB_adventures 2 роки тому +122

    I love how in the Julia story, the wife doesn't re-record her voicemail to cover her tracks, and the people that made it don't even try to change up the audio between the wife and the employee, so it sounds like they're both trying to make sure they're heard on the voicemail which is just a hilarious image and makes me think that the wife gave it away deliberately

  • @probablyaparent
    @probablyaparent 2 роки тому +80

    My wife laughed for a solid minute when I started this video because and I quote "he looks like Charlie Brown".

  • @justaj8865
    @justaj8865 3 роки тому +3612

    snapchat is like the garbage man bringing the landfill to you instead of taking ur trash

    • @johnnyhardman3536
      @johnnyhardman3536 3 роки тому +7

      Love your pfp! What a great anime

    • @videosbyrose5986
      @videosbyrose5986 3 роки тому +1

      When I read this I thought of Kurtis Conners trash song

    • @hadiabbas538
      @hadiabbas538 3 роки тому +9

      Today a random 60 year old was being a pedo when texting me on snap chat he said the most dirty words.
      That’s why I deleted snap chat just today well ummm I still kinda have 3 social media’s:Instagram,Twitter and Reddit

    • @videosbyrose5986
      @videosbyrose5986 3 роки тому +4

      @@hadiabbas538 omg I’m so sorry :(( I’m glad you got rid of it tho

    • @joshuaandino
      @joshuaandino 3 роки тому +6

      Snapchat is the second most garbage platform. The only app more trash than Snapchat is freaking TikTok.

  • @bennettm
    @bennettm 3 роки тому +10193

    Drew’s ability to constantly mesh his commentary with his skits is unmatched

    • @XEPHOURIA
      @XEPHOURIA 3 роки тому +111

      Unmatched...?
      What AbOuT dAnNy GoNzAlEz!?

    • @berniesanders2249
      @berniesanders2249 3 роки тому +287

      @@XEPHOURIA aren’t they the same guy

    • @Harleqxinn
      @Harleqxinn 3 роки тому +47

      @@berniesanders2249 ofcourse they are

    • @XEPHOURIA
      @XEPHOURIA 3 роки тому +27

      @@berniesanders2249 well, they said they aren't, so we have to believe them.

    • @boilingsnowwater2121
      @boilingsnowwater2121 3 роки тому +16

      unmatched cuz they swiped right

  • @rockinthecazbah4
    @rockinthecazbah4 2 роки тому +71

    "Computery email" is still one of my favorite dumb jokes from Drew.

  • @crunchynerd2143
    @crunchynerd2143 2 роки тому +44

    16:16 shit look like she pulled it out the landfill 💀

  • @MrSoupMen
    @MrSoupMen 3 роки тому +4712

    Why is Dennis shocked the wife knows about Elizebeth when she’s the one who sent him the pictures of them together?

    • @littlemsterious991
      @littlemsterious991 3 роки тому +354

      they forget the details immediately after writing them. which is pretty expected from ammatuers who post their writing on the internet.

    • @hiimjustin8826
      @hiimjustin8826 3 роки тому +1

      lul true

    • @_JustJoe
      @_JustJoe 3 роки тому +32

      i forgot abt that too-

    • @madisonrose1893
      @madisonrose1893 3 роки тому +54

      @@littlemsterious991 or we can assume Dennis is not that bright 😂

    • @lilkeyla5769
      @lilkeyla5769 3 роки тому +6

      lmao my exact thoughts

  • @mariella2884
    @mariella2884 3 роки тому +2654

    Drew is giving me “Charlie Brown meets millennial crisis” vibes and I’m here for it.

    • @muffinsandbeans714
      @muffinsandbeans714 3 роки тому +39

      This comment really shoulda been pinned

    • @shreyaskonduru5457
      @shreyaskonduru5457 3 роки тому +5

      Charlie Brown is my dog on a tree

    • @h0rrorscope
      @h0rrorscope 3 роки тому +8

      celery

    • @sophie6376
      @sophie6376 3 роки тому +7

      this is so accurate how tf

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB 3 роки тому +1

      I am a small youtuber making the most sarcastic comedy videos ever. At least according to me. Hope you will check them out. 😀🙌🙌

  • @L1nk2002
    @L1nk2002 2 роки тому +58

    16:58 i'm italian and i think that's the most disgusting thing i've ever seen

    • @majikss
      @majikss Рік тому +10

      Don't have to be Italian to think that lmao

    • @elk1827
      @elk1827 Рік тому +2

      As someone who is somewhat Italian, this hurts me more than breaking pasta

    • @heathenised
      @heathenised 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@elk1827 what the fuck does "somewhat italian" mean? 😂 are you italian or not???

  • @stop--
    @stop-- Рік тому +26

    The husband cheating and somehow still being written as the good guy gives me Dhar Mann vibes.

  • @omarlasheen4068
    @omarlasheen4068 3 роки тому +40755

    watching drew, danny and kurtis feels like a cinematic universe where express vpn is the main character

    • @gilipixie
      @gilipixie 3 роки тому +448

      DLAUGHTN SO HARD DDJAJSJAHSJJDAHSHSH YASSS

    • @kapil3627
      @kapil3627 3 роки тому +1901

      making a fanfic about them except y/n is replaced with expressvpn

    • @madgeroonii
      @madgeroonii 3 роки тому +1551

      HelloFresh is the love interest

    • @kiyorikhasuyeva5767
      @kiyorikhasuyeva5767 3 роки тому +583

      @@gilipixie whoa calm down Travis that's 3 s's✋😀

    • @leafing2529
      @leafing2529 3 роки тому +174

      @@kapil3627 drop the link 👀

  • @BenDiPaolo
    @BenDiPaolo 3 роки тому +2072

    Kidnapper: "Don't call the cops or we'll tell your wife about Elizabeth."
    *Kidnapper turns out to be the wife*
    Wife: "I know you cheated on me."
    Husband: *tim allen grunt*

  • @Aj-km5xx
    @Aj-km5xx 2 роки тому +74

    The shirt switch after the skit is actually amazing.

  • @INTOTHEFOLD
    @INTOTHEFOLD 2 роки тому +132

    Drew, your writing is so insanely good. I don't understand how one person can come up with this much material. You're a savant. Brilliant and hilarious.

  • @pw2160
    @pw2160 3 роки тому +776

    It seems pretty shady that all the "pretty" Snapchat filters warp the user's face in a way that emulates cosmetic procedures (smaller nose and chin, bigger eyes and lips) whilst the "news" section (at least for me) almost exclusively shows stories about plastic surgery/filler addicts, "extreme" bodies, make-up looks, and celebs with surgically cultivated physical features. Snapchat is like a recipe for facial/body dysmorphia

    • @DMCpawn
      @DMCpawn 3 роки тому +62

      There's a girl I used to know whose pretty much a narc, and posts abt how confident she is in her looks, but it's always heavily filtered to look more east asian... It's creepy

    • @meanie330
      @meanie330 3 роки тому +9

      Best comment! ❤️

    • @marnie6967
      @marnie6967 3 роки тому +52

      And this is made worse by the fact that the app is aimed at children and teens. It’s so sad that this is the content spat at children and then they’re questioned and doubted when they talk about issues they have with their body.

    • @_lol.imagine_
      @_lol.imagine_ 3 роки тому +9

      I had to delete Snapchat last year because it was making me feel even worse about myself than I did before. I redownloaded it a couple months ago but take unfiltered photos after using the app because it makes my nose smaller and my face rounder and I have to remind myself that I don’t look like that 💀

    • @strawberrypencl
      @strawberrypencl 3 роки тому +12

      I used to use it for messaging, and I'm pretty sure they put a pop filter onto what's supposed to be a regular/no filter picture, pushing you to use their fake filters more
      The whole app is as shady as Facebook's verification system

  • @lrichardson3942
    @lrichardson3942 3 роки тому +2389

    "Either he lives in Utah, or he's cheating" = Underrated polygamy joke

    • @FRSTBYTESyearsago
      @FRSTBYTESyearsago 3 роки тому +10

      I don’t get it.

    • @tuguspuspayoga
      @tuguspuspayoga 3 роки тому +5

      Are you allowed to have two wives in Utah?

    • @hirethemuffins
      @hirethemuffins 3 роки тому +110

      ​@@FRSTBYTESyearsago there are some communities in Utah where one man can have a ton of wives, and it's pretty fucked up. I guess just search Warren Jeffs

    • @lrichardson3942
      @lrichardson3942 3 роки тому +98

      @@tuguspuspayoga No, but it used to be a thing in the Mormon religion to be married to multiple women in order to get to the highest heaven.

    • @tuguspuspayoga
      @tuguspuspayoga 3 роки тому +32

      @@lrichardson3942 What the heck?

  • @numburger
    @numburger Рік тому +22

    16:44 One can only assume because of his kid with Logan Pail

  • @computergenerated3833
    @computergenerated3833 2 роки тому +8

    9:52 all of his Venmo recipients are characters from Lost lmaoo

  • @vorm7510
    @vorm7510 3 роки тому +838

    I love how the bloke has his wife's number saved as "wife" and not, you know, her fucking name

    • @nataliezern5439
      @nataliezern5439 3 роки тому +167

      you don’t have your friends designated as “friend”?

    • @sliceoflolabelle
      @sliceoflolabelle 3 роки тому +59

      And zero emojis 😭😭

    • @WasatchWind
      @WasatchWind 3 роки тому +12

      I'm more disappointed with the fact that Drew, someone I consider a rational person, fell for a stupid stereotype about Utah.

    • @YouHadMeAtHalo
      @YouHadMeAtHalo 3 роки тому +51

      @@WasatchWind pretty sure it’s a joke. A joke using stereotypes sure, but it’s in no way that offensive?

    • @WasatchWind
      @WasatchWind 3 роки тому +4

      @@YouHadMeAtHalo I can't speak for other Latter-day Saints, but it feels extremely ill informed - our church ceased practicing polygamy in 1890.
      It and other jokes characterize us as backward crazy cultists that are outside of modern society. We really, really don't like it.

  • @JakeCuster
    @JakeCuster 3 роки тому +1386

    That woman pouring milk into that “pasta”and saying it makes it juicy is a war crime

    • @castafiorept7309
      @castafiorept7309 3 роки тому +48

      There are some crimes that deserve the death penalty
      Milk in pasta and pie crust is one of them

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 3 роки тому +17

      I am fucking disgusted.

    • @ayellowpapercrown6750
      @ayellowpapercrown6750 3 роки тому +47

      No one asked but I grew up eating pasta with milk as if it was a normal thing and the day I found out it was extremely socially unacceptable was the day I discovered nothing is real and we live in a simulation
      Edit: some people seem confused, I literally mean pouring milk in pasta like you would with cereal, not added to a sauce or anything

    • @kingashant6323
      @kingashant6323 3 роки тому +6

      @@ayellowpapercrown6750 it's actually quite normal for a few pasta dishes and I personally grew up and still do use store bought milk to increase the serving size of ricotta for lasagna

    • @kingashant6323
      @kingashant6323 3 роки тому +31

      Her pouring an entire bag of lays potato chips into a pot and boiling them to serve as mashed potatoes is actually attempted murdered. The amount of salt in that would give you an immediate heart attack

  • @octosadventures1949
    @octosadventures1949 2 роки тому +9

    I love how the Burger Palace worker says his line “in the background” directly into the microphone

  • @benjaminallen3493
    @benjaminallen3493 Рік тому +15

    I’ve never been happier in my life. Thank you so much. 10:05 ITS A LOST REFERENCE SOMEBODY ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT THIS MASTERPIECE OF TELEVISION!!

    • @verdantorange
      @verdantorange 2 місяці тому +2

      I can't believe I didn't notice it until today, what a weird place to have a reference

  • @TacoSnipezZ
    @TacoSnipezZ 3 роки тому +1950

    You forgot to mention the exercise ones that just show “powerlifters” doing unnecessarily DANGEROUS lifts that have likely gotten people injured trying to replicate it. That shit pisses me off.

    • @willhop06
      @willhop06 3 роки тому +51

      lmao facts and there’s also that one guy who says lifting weights doesn’t make you stronger and eating doesn’t make you gain weight 💀

    • @yougotgamesonyourphone6947
      @yougotgamesonyourphone6947 3 роки тому +5

      Or the people are lifting like 10 pounds lol

    • @TheTyisawesome
      @TheTyisawesome 3 роки тому +3

      I tried once only. now I have to wear one of those lifting belts or it hurts so fucking bad

    • @haphuongnguyen3358
      @haphuongnguyen3358 3 роки тому +8

      @@cocobrand8852 oh yeah...
      Wouldn't be so surprising if he also "executive produce" this flaming pile of garbage too

  • @kennedyo4355
    @kennedyo4355 3 роки тому +2649

    so did Julia just let her mom tie her up for the photo or was she unconscious

    • @Scott-on2er
      @Scott-on2er 3 роки тому +225

      she probably did it for a snickers bar

    • @greenbeancasserole2753
      @greenbeancasserole2753 3 роки тому +89

      @@Scott-on2er stop eat a snickers, your not the same when your hungry

    • @MrDamon123
      @MrDamon123 3 роки тому +13

      Stop eat a snickers

    • @stolenart9290
      @stolenart9290 3 роки тому +15

      Well it's her mother. Julia may trust her.

    • @mothman4672
      @mothman4672 3 роки тому +67

      @@stolenart9290 The fondest memories of my mother and I was the monthly kidnapping roleplay to squeeze my dads child support

  • @AidenRKrone
    @AidenRKrone Рік тому +27

    My friend made me get Snapchat because it was the only way I could communicate with him because he didn't have cellphone service. I quickly learned that the only reasons to use Snapchat are for drugs, amateur pornography, and romantic infidelity.

  • @bearflipstable8365
    @bearflipstable8365 2 роки тому +31

    Why would the wife just call the husband while he’s sending the money, and she’s ordering food. Like, she’s just heard from him, he says he’s sending the money, she’s rolling along burger palace drive thru and thinks to herself, this is a good time to send my husband I’m threatening a voice mail.

  • @cuze.e
    @cuze.e 3 роки тому +1620

    I love thinking about the mom tying her kid up and taking a picture of her being in the trunk and then being like "OK honey, get those off and let's go get a cheeseburger"

  • @dillonr78
    @dillonr78 3 роки тому +6682

    I lost it at the “whoa I gotta see what THIS GUY has to say!” And then it’s just brown Gaston modeling his weird ass jaw line in like 5 pictures.

    • @s29nv1sr1
      @s29nv1sr1 3 роки тому +348

      I thought "brown Gaston" (great descriptor, by the way) was Noah Centipede at first. 🙃

    • @yoshita4140
      @yoshita4140 3 роки тому +15

      is he not white?

    • @trollololol4601
      @trollololol4601 3 роки тому +467

      @@yoshita4140 is he gold and white or black and blue?

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 3 роки тому +325

      @@trollololol4601 No he's Yanny, how are yall missing that?

    • @BlueBeetle1939
      @BlueBeetle1939 3 роки тому +116

      @@ThexDynastxQueen green needle

  • @tylajo.moonflower
    @tylajo.moonflower 6 місяців тому +6

    The funny thing about the Dennis story is how he never called the police despite the blackmail because he would rather his daughter spend more time in danger while he finds the $10,000 than to get exposed for cheating. 😂

  • @saoliath5000
    @saoliath5000 2 роки тому +21

    I mean, wouldnt the smart thing to do be, to take all that info to the police, pay his wife nothing, and then legally frame her as a lunatic that has kidnapped their daughter and may be willing to kill her.

  • @orna8369
    @orna8369 3 роки тому +438

    Dear diary, today I couldn't find my diary so I'm writing this on the drew gooden comment section

  • @stranguhh2878
    @stranguhh2878 3 роки тому +2830

    I just wanna know how the wife got a picture of her own daughter tied up in the back of a car💀😭

    • @amelieb-h8638
      @amelieb-h8638 3 роки тому +622

      “ok honey so we hate dad, now it’s gonna be really funny get in the car and i’ll tie your hands just trust me it’ll be worth it”

    • @bhuviprabhakar5292
      @bhuviprabhakar5292 3 роки тому +19

      Todoroki🙌

    • @Eddy-xc4ni
      @Eddy-xc4ni 3 роки тому +51

      all she would have had to do was say hey let's prank dad it will be funny

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 3 роки тому +5

      She's a kidnapper

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 3 роки тому +12

      She tied her daughter up to take the photo and bribed her with Burger Palace instead of just confronting her cheating husband.
      Parents suck sometimes Todoroki, you know that.

  • @gabbyb9939
    @gabbyb9939 Рік тому +10

    Drew repeatedly saying “falling down” at 3:15 made me remember and look up the musical masterpiece of “Falling Down” by Selena Gomez & The Scene

  • @Mtv-get-off-thee-air
    @Mtv-get-off-thee-air Рік тому +8

    Where’s Amanda? This her channel buddy

  • @liamkoster744
    @liamkoster744 3 роки тому +771

    Once I saw an article that just said "Jake Paul has been banned from women"

    • @29jgirl92
      @29jgirl92 3 роки тому +266

      Finally, a win for women!

    • @alwerako647
      @alwerako647 3 роки тому +141

      As he should be

    • @trafficjam6237
      @trafficjam6237 3 роки тому +93

      Oh finally some good news! 👏🙄

    • @winterens2630
      @winterens2630 3 роки тому +83

      Now if only that wasn’t clickbait 😞

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 3 роки тому +50

      I opened it just now. The first thing I got was "This potato hack lives *rent free*" with a picture of a potato taped to a woman's fourhead.

  • @strangerr13
    @strangerr13 3 роки тому +1510

    “Empty brain” explains that feeling so well, but it needs a misery mode where you KNOW you don’t want to think and still feel bad.

    • @melody-cn3wk
      @melody-cn3wk 3 роки тому +1

      lol

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 роки тому +3

      Never saw a “brain empty” meme? Lucky...

    • @doll1ly
      @doll1ly 3 роки тому +15

      @@Tw0Dots no thoughts head empty

    • @strangerr13
      @strangerr13 3 роки тому +5

      @@Tw0Dots no I have seen it. I just use it when I feel dumb, not when being mindless tug along the internet train.

  • @TheJstroud24
    @TheJstroud24 2 роки тому +6

    I’m someone who uses Snapchat constantly to talk to my friend but I cannot stand the discovery tab. Some of the headlines literally make me turn off my phone for the rest of the day

  • @Forceifyy
    @Forceifyy 2 роки тому +20

    6:36 So the story starts off with
    Ad: *NEW PIZZA HUT SQUARE PIZZA-*

    • @therealderek333
      @therealderek333 Рік тому +2

      my ad was for the new stranger things experience lol

    • @davisthedaviskids2574
      @davisthedaviskids2574 Місяць тому +1

      I got a Cheeze-it ad where a guy is sliding down a giant snowy mountain while Cheeze-its are just sliding into his mouth because there also on the mountain
      Oh I forgot to tell you he's also only wearing underwear

  • @Luckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    @Luckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 3 роки тому +562

    The Burger Palace employee's voice being the exact same volume as the mom's voice as if he was speaking directly into the receiver ahjdhskfshg

    • @inactive5924
      @inactive5924 3 роки тому +33

      and the fact that she's casually ordering food in the middle of staging a fake kidnapping of her daughter

    • @xyrissavage4983
      @xyrissavage4983 18 днів тому +3

      and the fact she didnt rerecord the voicemail after very clearly being caught??

  • @papaya3642
    @papaya3642 2 роки тому +16

    5:22 “it’s 3am im not opening that” 😂

  • @wyattevan6902
    @wyattevan6902 Рік тому +18

    Dude I feel 110% exact same way thank you for putting this out I couldn’t of said it better so glad to see other humans out there that haven’t ruined their brains yet with social media bullshit thanks man take care

    • @natejackson862
      @natejackson862 Рік тому +1

      No you take care

    • @jonathanboustany5192
      @jonathanboustany5192 11 місяців тому +1

      let’s all take care

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 9 місяців тому +1

      Accusing others of ruining their brains in a comment with zero punctuation and multiple grammar and spelling errors is just amazingly ironic

  • @sagorfranostergotland4766
    @sagorfranostergotland4766 3 роки тому +3142

    ”WE CAN’T BELIEVE MIA KHALIFA DID THIS 😱😱😱” *literally a video of Mia Khalifa working out*

    • @leech9751
      @leech9751 2 роки тому +74

      there’s so many mia khalifa “news” stories on there lmao

    • @Sanctifiers
      @Sanctifiers 2 роки тому +7

      new fact - Drew is a supporter of the racist hate group BLM.

    • @valeale8851
      @valeale8851 2 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @liam-ni1wh
      @liam-ni1wh 2 роки тому +4

      Yin Yang Monkey do u mean he supports blm

    • @leech9751
      @leech9751 2 роки тому +2

      @@Sanctifiers noooooo 😭😭😭😭

  • @sluggiechan5518
    @sluggiechan5518 3 роки тому +1340

    “Welcome to burger palace may I take your order?”
    Wife: “I GOT. TO GO!! GOTTA GO!”

    • @mente3810
      @mente3810 3 роки тому +2

      LMAO

    • @karolinakmita6101
      @karolinakmita6101 3 роки тому +15

      thats what i thought of too lmaooooo

    • @Bella-mh5yt
      @Bella-mh5yt 3 роки тому +15

      @@joshroehl6098 i clicked hoping to get rick rolled but now i’m gonna egg your house

    • @Rain-qw6rg
      @Rain-qw6rg 3 роки тому +1

      Comment of the year award goes to

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 3 роки тому +2

      @@Bella-mh5yt "hoping", Finally I found someone who likes to get rick rolled just like me!!

  • @anotherred-headanimator9432
    @anotherred-headanimator9432 2 роки тому +38

    0:04 “if you’ve been wondering where I’ve been for the past few weeks, I just said the jungle. Aren’t you listening?”

  • @asafupps
    @asafupps Рік тому +12

    Why does the wife’s voicemail sound like a Kardashian?

  • @CJalterr
    @CJalterr 3 роки тому +3088

    who ever boils potato chips need to go straight to hell

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 3 роки тому +124

      What demon were they trying summoning boiling the chips 😡

    • @oysterdy
      @oysterdy 3 роки тому +105

      In a world where potato chips are boiled is already hell

    • @FrancisofMaine
      @FrancisofMaine 3 роки тому +12

      Kettle cooked but not kettle reboiled dummies

    • @gogogooner
      @gogogooner 2 роки тому +12

      How do you even get the idea?

    • @metallicfingers
      @metallicfingers 2 роки тому +21

      @@gogogooner drugs. lots of drugs.

  • @peachyfizz7496
    @peachyfizz7496 3 роки тому +736

    When they dyed that dress it just seemed like they realized it looks like shit and are lying to themselves

    • @kimokarecords2060
      @kimokarecords2060 3 роки тому +3

      This comment has no replies

    • @jadeoreo
      @jadeoreo 3 роки тому +14

      @@kimokarecords2060 liar

    • @5h3lby52
      @5h3lby52 3 роки тому +19

      it was such a disaster, the ruined a gorgeous dress for no reward

    • @DruNature
      @DruNature 3 роки тому

      @@jadeoreo WTF how many times did this happen!

  • @pandamonia6966
    @pandamonia6966 Рік тому +26

    0:35 Drew, plug in your phone

  • @hbb4202
    @hbb4202 2 роки тому +11

    so… was Dennis just sitting casually somewhere on his phone the whole time?? just chillin???? just vibin???

  • @JumbleJammyJokes
    @JumbleJammyJokes 3 роки тому +2875

    Wow that text story was so engaging, I completely forgot there was a dead drew on the floor the entire time!

    • @neveranalbatross9778
      @neveranalbatross9778 2 роки тому +31

      *danny

    • @EF-kk3vh
      @EF-kk3vh 2 роки тому +14

      @@neveranalbatross9778 *craig

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot 2 роки тому +5

      @@EF-kk3vh *George Washington

    • @rhi2021
      @rhi2021 2 роки тому +62

      I’ve watched this video probably 5 or 6 times and only realized it when I read your comment. Damn. What a shame. Poor Kurtis didn’t deserve that.

    • @elk1827
      @elk1827 Рік тому +6

      I love to think of it just being there for the rest of the video

  • @TheErnnn
    @TheErnnn 3 роки тому +1414

    Get those girls who pretended the wedding dress came out pretty their Oscars right now

    • @madisonrose1893
      @madisonrose1893 3 роки тому +102

      How they could keep a straight face is mindboggling to me 😂

    • @moved.6963
      @moved.6963 3 роки тому +28

      @@madisonrose1893 "STOPPPPPPPP"

    • @zz7733
      @zz7733 3 роки тому +36

      it looks that pretty because of how the air moves.

    • @PixiePrinses
      @PixiePrinses 3 роки тому +20

      "The way air moves 😳"

    • @weirdbunmi
      @weirdbunmi 3 роки тому +7

      @@PixiePrinses It's so flowy, ya know

  • @hmmmmm9051
    @hmmmmm9051 2 роки тому +6

    “If you like to watch nothing happen, you’re going to love this...”
    *ad for beer plays*
    This always happens at the weirdest times.

  • @Wesbour
    @Wesbour 2 роки тому +16

    I love listening to drew tell me things I already know

  • @EvanF
    @EvanF 3 роки тому +2571

    “I would like to plead guilty.... to LOVIN MIIIILK”

    • @kentthompson6904
      @kentthompson6904 3 роки тому +206

      im glad you said something it freaking killed me and i was like wait that was actually dumb and hilarious

    • @caz8577
      @caz8577 3 роки тому +71

      Gets me everytime

    • @rickymoen9482
      @rickymoen9482 2 роки тому +34

      @@kentthompson6904 i was expecting to be annoyed but i might start saying that now

    • @GA_131
      @GA_131 2 роки тому +73

      That sounds like something I would say ironically by myself

    • @sOriginalMan-bw8de
      @sOriginalMan-bw8de 2 роки тому +46

      Ohhhhhh

  • @withle7502
    @withle7502 3 роки тому +2737

    I’ve gotta say my favorite part about the Julia story has to be the fact that the thumbnail and title are entirely about the hickey at the beginning of the story. The whole kidnapping thing comes completely out of nowhere

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot 2 роки тому +27

      omg youre right 😭

    • @Sanctifiers
      @Sanctifiers 2 роки тому +1

      new fact - Drew is a supporter of the racist hate group BLM.

    • @donnanguyen4609
      @donnanguyen4609 2 роки тому +81

      @@Sanctifiers he supports a minority group that has been oppressed in a country that he lives in??? that is a very interesting fact thank you for that

    • @Melanie-jy2nw
      @Melanie-jy2nw 2 роки тому +67

      @@Sanctifiers even more reason to support him! Black Lives Matter!

    • @miwitistic
      @miwitistic 2 роки тому +3

      @@Sanctifiers whos gonna gell them that supporting the black lives matter movement isnt racist? not it!

  • @dread_wolf2301
    @dread_wolf2301 9 місяців тому +3

    8:24 that could very easily pass as him talking to a neighbor, friend or just some random lady who happened to be walking by

  • @EgoCheap
    @EgoCheap 2 роки тому +2

    I’m so glad you brought up the cooking thing. I constantly see their Facebook videos shared by people and it’s maddening.

  • @aaronn2954
    @aaronn2954 3 роки тому +811

    When his phone said “20 percent battery remaining” I felt that

    • @caseyv.6679
      @caseyv.6679 3 роки тому +40

      exactly, and then tapping to close the notification immediately. most relatable part tbh

    • @heyhriday
      @heyhriday 3 роки тому +8

      *Narrator Voice: Aaron's feelings too, were on 20 percent battery. **_Mood_*

    • @chickpea
      @chickpea 3 роки тому

      I HATE the sound it has at 10%

  • @NonsenseWithGlasses
    @NonsenseWithGlasses 3 роки тому +763

    I didn't even realize Snapchat had its own """content""", I thought it was just a way for friends to be stupid together long distance.

    • @terra5857
      @terra5857 3 роки тому +10

      same

    • @serweed
      @serweed 3 роки тому +21

      It used to be. It should be.

  • @daleharden1749
    @daleharden1749 2 роки тому +4

    "The dumbest corner of the entire internet"
    Someone hasn't seen iFunny Collective.

  • @penguin-fart
    @penguin-fart 8 місяців тому +3

    Just wanna say thanks for being funny and helping me get through the day

  • @Lahgic
    @Lahgic 3 роки тому +1183

    "If you like to watch nothing, watch this!" *immediately gets a midroll ad*

    • @sc8508
      @sc8508 3 роки тому +13

      Perfect timing right there.

    • @j_ford-ru9li
      @j_ford-ru9li 3 роки тому +1

      Happened to me while reading this comment lol

  • @jasminella2402
    @jasminella2402 3 роки тому +1867

    Drew: pick something subtle
    My brain: The kidnapper’s venmo... is kidnapper

    • @mirandabrumwell5318
      @mirandabrumwell5318 3 роки тому +75

      LMAO!! That was my first thought too! “it’s Kidnapper! GOTTA be Kidnapper....It’s not Kidnapper” 😑

    • @anyalaASMR
      @anyalaASMR 3 роки тому +71

      I really said “Crim Inal”

    • @jackieboo33
      @jackieboo33 3 роки тому +22

      I thought “Blackmailer” 🙂that’s what it is... and nope lol

    • @mauirandall8176
      @mauirandall8176 3 роки тому +15

      Literally
      My second guess was 'steal yr daughter' but I thought it probably wasn't that

    • @mauirandall8176
      @mauirandall8176 3 роки тому +6

      @@anyalaASMRI'm everybody's friend crimin al

  • @bunsenn5064
    @bunsenn5064 9 місяців тому +2

    Imagine the toxic culture that exists on the internet. Now imagine the essence of that being multiple times worse because these ideas are fed to a pragmatic group of children that latch onto anything that will bring them validation. This is what Snapchat shorts is like.

  • @creenelmc6953
    @creenelmc6953 2 роки тому +15

    2:15
    "Yo mama so fat."
    "?"
    "Just thought I should let you know."

  • @mycatateit284
    @mycatateit284 3 роки тому +602

    the kid saying "mommy are you done blackmailing daddy yet?" would've been 1200% funnier

  • @Chrisgonzalz
    @Chrisgonzalz 3 роки тому +563

    “WILL SMITH ADOPTS HIMSELF?!” This had me laughing lol,

    • @fiona5074
      @fiona5074 3 роки тому +3

      Why have I seen that magazine in the store though lmao

    • @elanaj3174
      @elanaj3174 3 роки тому +1

      UNDER YOUR COMMENT, AN ADD WITH WILL SMITH WAS IN IT!

    • @EM-wo6wf
      @EM-wo6wf 3 роки тому

      I ADOPTED WILL SMOTH

  • @prey556
    @prey556 Рік тому

    Thank you Drew for putting my exact thoughts about the Snapchat story section in a video now I feel just slightly less insane now thanks!

  • @Sky-bx9mn
    @Sky-bx9mn Рік тому +1

    ...you can tell I used to work in finance because my first thought was, "wow, I wonder why the kidnapper chose the exact amount that requires reporting the transfer to the government"?

  • @Alexander050101
    @Alexander050101 3 роки тому +1335

    Always waited for someone to call out the bullshit that happens on snap stories cause not only are they stupid they often just spread lies and misinformation that young kids will actually believe. There’s nowhere to contest this or let people know and comment or report either

    • @gabidoo9304
      @gabidoo9304 3 роки тому +26

      I wish I could turn off all the stories 😔

    • @Ringingalong7008
      @Ringingalong7008 3 роки тому +27

      This! Just a cash grab with no accountability

    • @hermionestranger4964
      @hermionestranger4964 3 роки тому +17

      Snap is also dangerous on even more levels. There are apps out there that let you see and text private accounts, and one of my friends was targeted by some guy who tried to catfish her, and when that didn't work, he made threats to her. She got scared and deleted her Snap. It's crazy that Snapchat has barely any kind of security at all, and that even private accounts can end up being harassed in this manner.

    • @megapiglatin2574
      @megapiglatin2574 3 роки тому +5

      I actually just reported a "tile" for misinformation the other day, but I doubt it will actually go anywhere or make any difference. -_-

    • @neptoon928
      @neptoon928 3 роки тому +8

      Lmao one time I tried to block all the stories . Blocked about 20 of them until I realized... it was endless

  • @Zecronym
    @Zecronym 3 роки тому +5941

    Imagine if Dennis was like a normal person and called the police despite the blackmail. The wife would have to explain herself in a court of law, and that would be some pretty wacky and hilarious antics.

    • @ICTON123
      @ICTON123 2 роки тому +342

      But it would be in a group chat.

    • @EF-kk3vh
      @EF-kk3vh 2 роки тому +91

      a little silly a little goofy

    • @Sanctifiers
      @Sanctifiers 2 роки тому +1

      new fact - Drew is a supporter of the racist hate group BLM.

    • @valeale8851
      @valeale8851 2 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @FondueTheGoober
      @FondueTheGoober 2 роки тому +80

      @@Sanctifiers this is a joke right you do know what BLM means right?

  • @th3y.l0v3.f1nn
    @th3y.l0v3.f1nn 4 місяці тому

    i'm so glad drew made a video abt this honestly i talk to my friends abt this every day and they're like "oh ur fine" and i'm not they suck 😭

  • @utopes
    @utopes Рік тому +1

    15:26 caught me so off guard, I audibly YELPED @ that beautiful solo

  • @winter333
    @winter333 3 роки тому +356

    Old fear: someone murdering me while I’m in the shower. New fear: someone cutting up a wig over me while I’m in the shower.

    • @winter333
      @winter333 3 роки тому +1

      @@joshroehl6098 don’t know why you plugged this under my comment but nice channel man, pretty funny

    • @XsaviXander
      @XsaviXander 3 роки тому +3

      It would take a long time to unclog the drains if a good amount gets down the drain.

  • @anzaia2164
    @anzaia2164 3 роки тому +4800

    Ok but... The mom actually tied up her daughter and took a photo of her in the back of a car? Apparently someone elses car, cause how would Dennis not have noticed if it was hers?
    Like how did that go down, did she explain the plan to Julia? And she was cool with it? Was she pretending like "hey let's prank your dad"? Did she... force her?
    Edit: I know that it's a fake story, guys. It very obviously is a fake story. I was trying to point out another stupid thing about the writing, by asking leading questions. I am also aware that parents can kidnap their children, but they don't usually tie them up in their car trunk when that happens? The kid likely trusts their parent, they don't have be tied up.

    • @jimbabbbson7653
      @jimbabbbson7653 3 роки тому +345

      If she forced her then isn’t that also kidnapping?

    • @xLionsxxSmithyx
      @xLionsxxSmithyx 3 роки тому +229

      That's why He cheated on her, he's tired of her shit.

    • @jackdawson5490
      @jackdawson5490 3 роки тому +164

      Another twist, it is a very poorly written internet short story

    • @PineappleLiar
      @PineappleLiar 3 роки тому +212

      Yeah I’m pretty sure that this still counts as kidnapping. I think there’s a statistic out there that says that a majority of child kidnappings in the US are done by one parent to remove them from the custody of the other. Legally what’s happening in the short is very real kidnapping, just ask for a divorce ma’am and don’t commit a felony.

    • @Chronic_net
      @Chronic_net 3 роки тому +7

      She needs the money tho

  • @SubhojitDey
    @SubhojitDey Рік тому +2

    This is the one app i always found redundant and wondered why people used it and refused to use it even in the initial days.

  • @hannahwerner2249
    @hannahwerner2249 2 роки тому +5

    I tried watching their show “transformed” cuz I like seeing makeup before and after videos. It was 3 minutes long but took 10 minutes to watch because of all the ads every 20 seconds.