snapchat adding those "news" stories and random content was the start of their downfall like they're a messaging app imagine if your text messaging app started putting buzzfeed articles in between your convos
True. The only reason I use it is cause I like the sending videos and stuff like that. I don’t really care about streaks or anything that Snapchat tries to use to stay relevant
I open it once a day to send people streaks(I downloaded it last April for the first time). I get mia Khalifa's stories first thing recommended to me everytime I open the discover part like wtf?
I love how the blackmail material was literally just a photo of the guy speaking to a woman on a sidewalk, they weren't even in the house or car or doing anything incriminating.
Do you really think that's the only proof she had? 😂😂 She literally had planned out her revenge plan to catch him lying and cheating... Someone said "when women take revenge, even the devil sits back to take notes"
the titles and photos are sometimes absolutely hilarious. my personal favourite is this picture of this ginormous Iranian dude standing awkwardly alone in a desert with the words "he eats 15 meals a day" and absolutely nothing else.
Wtf I was literally watching the video and scrolling through the comments and as soon as I see this comment drew starts saying that exact quote from the video at the same time I'm reading it. I was like "WTF WOAH" bc wtf? That's weird how it was perfectly timed
I love thinking about the mom tying her kid up and taking a picture of her being in the trunk and then being like "OK honey, get those off and let's go get a cheeseburger"
I like that Dennis uses his phone number to talk to his wife and Snapchat to talk to his lover. Like, did you guys just outright state people use this platform for cheating?????
@@insertreferencehere.8066 but he already did, he has his wife Amanda and his other wife Laura. But then again Amanda went missing in Afghanistan so it's not cheating.
@@xyrissavage4983sorry to reply to ur 3 month old comment lol, but I wanted to add that she wouldn't have known she was caught because she didn't know he knew she was at Burger Palace 🤓☝️. He only found out his daughter was at Burger Palace because of the Snapchat location feature. The Wife didn't take that into account when devising her otherwise impenetrable plan.
Today a random 60 year old was being a pedo when texting me on snap chat he said the most dirty words. That’s why I deleted snap chat just today well ummm I still kinda have 3 social media’s:Instagram,Twitter and Reddit
Another thing about Snapchat is that when you do find an interesting story, there are a million ads every 10 seconds that make it so annoying to even finish the video
Im very proud to say ive been sober from snapchat discover for 6 months and ive never felt better. Thank you drew for helping me beat my crippling addiction
Remember when Snapchat promoted domestic violence with a game called "Would You Rather?” asking users if they would "rather slap Rihanna or punch Chris Brown”? When Rihanna tells me to delete Snapchat, I delete Snapchat. Glad to hear they’re still trash.
That's not promoting domestic violence. That's promoting plain ol' battery, as it asked the viewers which they would rather do, and the viewers most certainly don't live with either of these people or have any other sort of domestic relationship with them. Glad you're so proud of mindlessly following instructions, but at least put your last two braincells to work by filtering bs.
Kidnapper: "Don't call the cops or we'll tell your wife about Elizabeth." *Kidnapper turns out to be the wife* Wife: "I know you cheated on me." Husband: *tim allen grunt*
You forgot to mention the exercise ones that just show “powerlifters” doing unnecessarily DANGEROUS lifts that have likely gotten people injured trying to replicate it. That shit pisses me off.
@Obtuse Mori as someone who does currently shovel shit for a living, there’s nothing wrong with that lol it’s good honest work… only problem is it doesn’t pay that great
@@riabouchinska Absolutely, manual labour jobs deserve way more respect. I now clean shitty toilets and mop floors instead of shovelling animal shit - moving up in the world 😂
I will say that there is a rung lower on the journalism tree: being a journalist in Defunctland, the "metaverse" style game focused on NFTs and being a fully contiguious world
It seems pretty shady that all the "pretty" Snapchat filters warp the user's face in a way that emulates cosmetic procedures (smaller nose and chin, bigger eyes and lips) whilst the "news" section (at least for me) almost exclusively shows stories about plastic surgery/filler addicts, "extreme" bodies, make-up looks, and celebs with surgically cultivated physical features. Snapchat is like a recipe for facial/body dysmorphia
There's a girl I used to know whose pretty much a narc, and posts abt how confident she is in her looks, but it's always heavily filtered to look more east asian... It's creepy
And this is made worse by the fact that the app is aimed at children and teens. It’s so sad that this is the content spat at children and then they’re questioned and doubted when they talk about issues they have with their body.
I had to delete Snapchat last year because it was making me feel even worse about myself than I did before. I redownloaded it a couple months ago but take unfiltered photos after using the app because it makes my nose smaller and my face rounder and I have to remind myself that I don’t look like that 💀
I used to use it for messaging, and I'm pretty sure they put a pop filter onto what's supposed to be a regular/no filter picture, pushing you to use their fake filters more The whole app is as shady as Facebook's verification system
I’ve gotta say my favorite part about the Julia story has to be the fact that the thumbnail and title are entirely about the hickey at the beginning of the story. The whole kidnapping thing comes completely out of nowhere
Imagine if Dennis was like a normal person and called the police despite the blackmail. The wife would have to explain herself in a court of law, and that would be some pretty wacky and hilarious antics.
Ok but... The mom actually tied up her daughter and took a photo of her in the back of a car? Apparently someone elses car, cause how would Dennis not have noticed if it was hers? Like how did that go down, did she explain the plan to Julia? And she was cool with it? Was she pretending like "hey let's prank your dad"? Did she... force her? Edit: I know that it's a fake story, guys. It very obviously is a fake story. I was trying to point out another stupid thing about the writing, by asking leading questions. I am also aware that parents can kidnap their children, but they don't usually tie them up in their car trunk when that happens? The kid likely trusts their parent, they don't have be tied up.
Yeah I’m pretty sure that this still counts as kidnapping. I think there’s a statistic out there that says that a majority of child kidnappings in the US are done by one parent to remove them from the custody of the other. Legally what’s happening in the short is very real kidnapping, just ask for a divorce ma’am and don’t commit a felony.
I leggit expected a sitcom-twist that the mom was, like... at a different burger palace, and the kidnappers just go "Uh, ok dude. *blam blam* Kid's dead now, bye."
Drew: wow the mom kidnapped the daughter, this plot twist is so obvious and on the nose, how stupid Me, who didn’t get the plot twist: ....yes absolutely
@@YouHadMeAtHalo I can't speak for other Latter-day Saints, but it feels extremely ill informed - our church ceased practicing polygamy in 1890. It and other jokes characterize us as backward crazy cultists that are outside of modern society. We really, really don't like it.
Drew, your writing is so insanely good. I don't understand how one person can come up with this much material. You're a savant. Brilliant and hilarious.
i hate how these articles also tear into minors who are in the public eye. like bro charli is a kid no one cares if she “went too far” by posting a bikini pic. she’s like 15
She tied her daughter up to take the photo and bribed her with Burger Palace instead of just confronting her cheating husband. Parents suck sometimes Todoroki, you know that.
Always waited for someone to call out the bullshit that happens on snap stories cause not only are they stupid they often just spread lies and misinformation that young kids will actually believe. There’s nowhere to contest this or let people know and comment or report either
Snap is also dangerous on even more levels. There are apps out there that let you see and text private accounts, and one of my friends was targeted by some guy who tried to catfish her, and when that didn't work, he made threats to her. She got scared and deleted her Snap. It's crazy that Snapchat has barely any kind of security at all, and that even private accounts can end up being harassed in this manner.
I stopped going to the discover page after I read one of the "phony texts" like 4 months ago about a dude who texts his wife cuz he can't find some pills that he has to take for them to have "a special night". Their son took them by accident and had a boner in class, the son was texting the mum about the boner (why?)and the details were really ummm.......interesting. It was so gross, I wanted to through my phone from the 7th floor after reading it.
My friend made me get Snapchat because it was the only way I could communicate with him because he didn't have cellphone service. I quickly learned that the only reasons to use Snapchat are for drugs, amateur pornography, and romantic infidelity.
The ‘SO SATISFYING’ and ‘LIFE HACKS’ stories really bother me too. They are so mediocre and end terribly, it’s so unsatisfying, and the hacks are either ‘this will make your life harder’ ‘I just found out about this largely-known tech’ and ‘who the FUCK has a purpose for this’. Opening Snapchat just makes me MAD
“Oddly satisfying” and it’s someone that’s never drawn before coloring with a crayola marker and oohing and aahing at it with their friend who has also never drawn before
I've never had an unskippable ad in my stories. You can just swipe from right to left to move to the next one. Idk about discover section, I avoid it like the plague.
No one asked but I grew up eating pasta with milk as if it was a normal thing and the day I found out it was extremely socially unacceptable was the day I discovered nothing is real and we live in a simulation Edit: some people seem confused, I literally mean pouring milk in pasta like you would with cereal, not added to a sauce or anything
@@ayellowpapercrown6750 it's actually quite normal for a few pasta dishes and I personally grew up and still do use store bought milk to increase the serving size of ricotta for lasagna
Her pouring an entire bag of lays potato chips into a pot and boiling them to serve as mashed potatoes is actually attempted murdered. The amount of salt in that would give you an immediate heart attack
WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest UA-camr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear kha
It's just so annoying that even stories I want to actually watch, I csnt bc every third slide is a 10 second add. The ratio of content to ad is almost 50/50
These are the symptoms of a company circling the drain. It'll get worse until they get bought for less than a million dollars. Then it'll continue to get worse
He should get a sponsorship deal and change his first name to X. And every video he could say "This will make you lose your shit!" Constipation Eradicated
What annoys me is the lack of a comment section under the articles. There are so many wrong informations and blatant lies spread by those "reliable news network impersonators" and there’s just no way to point it out.
I actually like the fake news. A little Ben Shapiro, Vox, and Vice keeps you on your toes. It’s like I-Spy, but all you find is lies and inflammatory language.
Dude I feel 110% exact same way thank you for putting this out I couldn’t of said it better so glad to see other humans out there that haven’t ruined their brains yet with social media bullshit thanks man take care
wait so even after he figured out the exact location of his daughter, he still refused to call the cops but instead sent money to a lying kidnapper without the guarantee of his daughter’s safety just because he didn’t want his wife to find out he’s a cheater even though now that his daughter has been kidnapped, he can’t even really keep from her anymore?
@@AusyJo technically all that "proved" it was the possible-coincidence of the burger place. after that he was just kinda assuming. presumably he was right, but if it were real it'd have been pretty irresponsible of him to just leave it at that. that's pretty circumstantial evidence.
Drew's shirt: Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, oooh, black and yellow, yeah, let's shake it up a little!
There’s also the useless “hide this content” option on these stories, where you think you’re blocking certain stories and stories like them but it only just stops that one thing from showing up
Eh, I have so many things hidden on that page that I only get ads and some random popular snaps. Anytime I see something I don't like I hide it. I have to have like 400 entries in their DB for me alone.
@@xXInfinityDiesXx I've always had a bias against Snapchat because everyone I know who uses it is a braindead idiot, not to mention it's infamous for having predators who groom on young girls (of course all social media has their fair share of this, but on Snapchat especially). I'd rather not associate with any of that lmao
That's how I feel about TikTok lmao. But yeah I think its better to use Snapchat only for close friends and family. I hate adding strangers on it. As long as its just me and my girlfriends, its all good and fun. Besides, I mostly use it for photography.
Right! I hate this! And I can't get away from the news headlines that are always something super disturbing. I can't even ignore the news anymore. I hate it
ikr, the best irony in that reaction is that those ladies look like the type of young karens that would screech and punch a child if that child happens to flick a drop of grape juice onto their dress on their wedding day.
I’m someone who uses Snapchat constantly to talk to my friend but I cannot stand the discovery tab. Some of the headlines literally make me turn off my phone for the rest of the day
The guys videos he just complains about how dumb things are i’m starting to think he’s the dumb one
Stop replying to my reply
Why
you make a good point
dang congrats man
Rude
snapchat adding those "news" stories and random content was the start of their downfall like they're a messaging app imagine if your text messaging app started putting buzzfeed articles in between your convos
True. The only reason I use it is cause I like the sending videos and stuff like that. I don’t really care about streaks or anything that Snapchat tries to use to stay relevant
I open it once a day to send people streaks(I downloaded it last April for the first time). I get mia Khalifa's stories first thing recommended to me everytime I open the discover part like wtf?
I've never had it or had any desire to in my life but to each their own 🤷♀️
Don't give them any ideas.
I used to use it for filters, but now its useless to me. Streaks never really made sense to me.
my favourite part of this is imagining that dennis is sending his wife money from their joint bank account
And shes like "wait...why dont I have 20,000 dollars in here now?"
HANDS DOWN THE FUNNIEST COMMENT EVER
@@joshroehl6098 lol wtf
@@joshroehl6098 go away josh
Take singing lessons
Anyone know about ‘Hey guy’ and why it started? Just trying to hear from the women.
watching drew, danny and kurtis feels like a cinematic universe where express vpn is the main character
DLAUGHTN SO HARD DDJAJSJAHSJJDAHSHSH YASSS
making a fanfic about them except y/n is replaced with expressvpn
HelloFresh is the love interest
@@gilipixie whoa calm down Travis that's 3 s's✋😀
@@kapil3627 drop the link 👀
I love how the blackmail material was literally just a photo of the guy speaking to a woman on a sidewalk, they weren't even in the house or car or doing anything incriminating.
I’ll tell your wife you talked to some random woman on the sidewalk, UNLESS, you venmo me 10,000$ dollars, Mwahahah
“You were talking to another woman! I know you’re cheating on me,Dennis! Don’t even deny it!”
the stakes were as low as a gacha story with that picture
"If you talk to a woman, you are automatically doing something dirty" -Dennis's wife prolly
Do you really think that's the only proof she had? 😂😂 She literally had planned out her revenge plan to catch him lying and cheating... Someone said "when women take revenge, even the devil sits back to take notes"
Drew did that clever transition with his clone just so people wouldn't comment about how his shirt changed colors.
ohhhhh I was wondering wth that was
We saw the original comment🤨
How’s editing
wait when
@@Thehashslingingslasher303 what was it?
Finally someone talked about how stupid Snapchat’s right side is, its literally all click bate and garbage content
the titles and photos are sometimes absolutely hilarious. my personal favourite is this picture of this ginormous Iranian dude standing awkwardly alone in a desert with the words "he eats 15 meals a day" and absolutely nothing else.
Click bait and garbage content? Where have I seen that before...........
@@ThePieGuy7302 Oooh maybe I’ve seen it on almost every other social media platform ever!
With ads every 10 seconds.
omg i never go to the right side also im on minute two of this video. im okay with this spoiler :) i chose this.
Okay but are we all going to ignore the man screaming “I WOULD LIKE TO PLEAD GUILTY, TO LOVING MIIIIILK”
Adding this to my repertoire of catchphrases, even though I hate milk on its own
He need some milk
@@l3dz3bra66 i'm lactose intolerant and thats def gonna be a new catchphrase lmao
I don't understand. Why do people hate milk so much...? I love it🥺👉🏼👈🏼
Yes, we are.
"Snapchat's content is so aggressively stupid that it makes me angry at every single person who has a hand in creating it." is def a quote to remember
exactly
Yeah, it reminds us not to work for Snapchat.
Wtf I was literally watching the video and scrolling through the comments and as soon as I see this comment drew starts saying that exact quote from the video at the same time I'm reading it. I was like "WTF WOAH" bc wtf? That's weird how it was perfectly timed
Did you remember it though?
It’s also SO outdated
Drew’s ability to constantly mesh his commentary with his skits is unmatched
Unmatched...?
What AbOuT dAnNy GoNzAlEz!?
@@XEPHOURIA aren’t they the same guy
@@berniesanders2249 ofcourse they are
@@berniesanders2249 well, they said they aren't, so we have to believe them.
unmatched cuz they swiped right
plot twist: wife was actually just at a different burger palace and julia is dead
LMAO I SINCERELY HOPE SO
NOOO LMAO
BYEEE
LMAOO
Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised. I’ve read some of those before and the people who write them seem to think that constant twists = good writing
I love thinking about the mom tying her kid up and taking a picture of her being in the trunk and then being like "OK honey, get those off and let's go get a cheeseburger"
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@@kimokarecords2060 liar
@JadeOreo True
@@kimokarecords2060 which comment?
@@DruNature mine
I like that Dennis uses his phone number to talk to his wife and Snapchat to talk to his lover. Like, did you guys just outright state people use this platform for cheating?????
i mean, at least it was realistic???
LMFAO
It deletes your messages, kind of a no brainer
For a sec I thought you misspelled Drew and was about to comment about how he would never do that.
@@insertreferencehere.8066 but he already did, he has his wife Amanda and his other wife Laura. But then again Amanda went missing in Afghanistan so it's not cheating.
The Burger Palace employee's voice being the exact same volume as the mom's voice as if he was speaking directly into the receiver ahjdhskfshg
and the fact that she's casually ordering food in the middle of staging a fake kidnapping of her daughter
and the fact she didnt rerecord the voicemail after very clearly being caught??
@@xyrissavage4983sorry to reply to ur 3 month old comment lol, but I wanted to add that she wouldn't have known she was caught because she didn't know he knew she was at Burger Palace 🤓☝️. He only found out his daughter was at Burger Palace because of the Snapchat location feature. The Wife didn't take that into account when devising her otherwise impenetrable plan.
snapchat is like the garbage man bringing the landfill to you instead of taking ur trash
Love your pfp! What a great anime
When I read this I thought of Kurtis Conners trash song
Today a random 60 year old was being a pedo when texting me on snap chat he said the most dirty words.
That’s why I deleted snap chat just today well ummm I still kinda have 3 social media’s:Instagram,Twitter and Reddit
@@hadiabbas538 omg I’m so sorry :(( I’m glad you got rid of it tho
Snapchat is the second most garbage platform. The only app more trash than Snapchat is freaking TikTok.
Drew talking about the convoluted way Julia could have sent the picture herself. Drew has been in quarantine so long he's forgotten what friends are.
🤣🤣🤣
you’re planning your future
veronica!!!
@Soap Dispenser -but the sky’s gonna hurt when it falls
Veronica!!!
Another thing about Snapchat is that when you do find an interesting story, there are a million ads every 10 seconds that make it so annoying to even finish the video
Omg thank you It’s the worst bloody thing about that godforsaken app and I was going mad wondering why no one else had even mentioned it
Yessss it’s the worst thing ever.
Why is Dennis shocked the wife knows about Elizebeth when she’s the one who sent him the pictures of them together?
they forget the details immediately after writing them. which is pretty expected from ammatuers who post their writing on the internet.
lul true
i forgot abt that too-
@@littlemsterious991 or we can assume Dennis is not that bright 😂
lmao my exact thoughts
I lost it at the “whoa I gotta see what THIS GUY has to say!” And then it’s just brown Gaston modeling his weird ass jaw line in like 5 pictures.
I thought "brown Gaston" (great descriptor, by the way) was Noah Centipede at first. 🙃
is he not white?
@@yoshita4140 is he gold and white or black and blue?
@@trollololol4601 No he's Yanny, how are yall missing that?
@@ThexDynastxQueen green needle
Once I saw an article that just said "Jake Paul has been banned from women"
Finally, a win for women!
As he should be
Oh finally some good news! 👏🙄
Now if only that wasn’t clickbait 😞
I opened it just now. The first thing I got was "This potato hack lives *rent free*" with a picture of a potato taped to a woman's fourhead.
Im very proud to say ive been sober from snapchat discover for 6 months and ive never felt better. Thank you drew for helping me beat my crippling addiction
congrats as you come up on 18 months clean
I did the same with Google discover. It makes it so much better.
Remember when Snapchat promoted domestic violence with a game called "Would You Rather?” asking users if they would "rather slap Rihanna or punch Chris Brown”? When Rihanna tells me to delete Snapchat, I delete Snapchat. Glad to hear they’re still trash.
Well I know what Chris Brown and rihanna each chose in that game :p
@@Enel97 😂
I think they tried to be all “dark humor” but ended up being cringe instead lol
@Pete Harrison it’s you again no
That's not promoting domestic violence. That's promoting plain ol' battery, as it asked the viewers which they would rather do, and the viewers most certainly don't live with either of these people or have any other sort of domestic relationship with them. Glad you're so proud of mindlessly following instructions, but at least put your last two braincells to work by filtering bs.
Kidnapper: "Don't call the cops or we'll tell your wife about Elizabeth."
*Kidnapper turns out to be the wife*
Wife: "I know you cheated on me."
Husband: *tim allen grunt*
uuUUUGhhhhHHH
@@JoeNoshow27 my god that perfectly sounded like him
You forgot to mention the exercise ones that just show “powerlifters” doing unnecessarily DANGEROUS lifts that have likely gotten people injured trying to replicate it. That shit pisses me off.
lmao facts and there’s also that one guy who says lifting weights doesn’t make you stronger and eating doesn’t make you gain weight 💀
Or the people are lifting like 10 pounds lol
I tried once only. now I have to wear one of those lifting belts or it hurts so fucking bad
@@cocobrand8852 oh yeah...
Wouldn't be so surprising if he also "executive produce" this flaming pile of garbage too
Dude imagine being a Snapchat “journalist” like it doesn’t really get any lower than that I’d rather tell people I shovel shit for a living
Yeah, at least shovelling shit would serve a purpose
As someone who genuinely used to shovel shit for a living, I wholeheartedly agree with this sentiment
@Obtuse Mori as someone who does currently shovel shit for a living, there’s nothing wrong with that lol it’s good honest work… only problem is it doesn’t pay that great
@@riabouchinska Absolutely, manual labour jobs deserve way more respect. I now clean shitty toilets and mop floors instead of shovelling animal shit - moving up in the world 😂
I will say that there is a rung lower on the journalism tree: being a journalist in Defunctland, the "metaverse" style game focused on NFTs and being a fully contiguious world
“Empty brain” explains that feeling so well, but it needs a misery mode where you KNOW you don’t want to think and still feel bad.
lol
Never saw a “brain empty” meme? Lucky...
@@Tw0Dots no thoughts head empty
@@Tw0Dots no I have seen it. I just use it when I feel dumb, not when being mindless tug along the internet train.
Honestly getting tired of Drew complaining about everything, when is he gonna make a video of him falling down?
Never heard of this "Drew" guy. You must be talking about Danny.
@@FilledWithBeef who's this "Danny" guy? sounds like you're talking about Kurtis
@@door-to-doortaxcollector3484 whos Kurtis? this is Cody...
@@AveryGrace22 You mean Noel?
@@SnoppleWopple no, i think you’re all wrong. You mean [censored]
drew's just tryna show off his collection of striped shirts
It's because of the Gibi ASMR bee movie 😳😳
The best time to wear a striped sweater
He died 😔
I think he put in that skit to disguise the fact that he recorded the video on different days.
Don't be cross... draw a line under it and move on.
dennis has 4 people in his contacts and this is the first time hes talked to any of them
It seems pretty shady that all the "pretty" Snapchat filters warp the user's face in a way that emulates cosmetic procedures (smaller nose and chin, bigger eyes and lips) whilst the "news" section (at least for me) almost exclusively shows stories about plastic surgery/filler addicts, "extreme" bodies, make-up looks, and celebs with surgically cultivated physical features. Snapchat is like a recipe for facial/body dysmorphia
There's a girl I used to know whose pretty much a narc, and posts abt how confident she is in her looks, but it's always heavily filtered to look more east asian... It's creepy
Best comment! ❤️
And this is made worse by the fact that the app is aimed at children and teens. It’s so sad that this is the content spat at children and then they’re questioned and doubted when they talk about issues they have with their body.
I had to delete Snapchat last year because it was making me feel even worse about myself than I did before. I redownloaded it a couple months ago but take unfiltered photos after using the app because it makes my nose smaller and my face rounder and I have to remind myself that I don’t look like that 💀
I used to use it for messaging, and I'm pretty sure they put a pop filter onto what's supposed to be a regular/no filter picture, pushing you to use their fake filters more
The whole app is as shady as Facebook's verification system
I’ve gotta say my favorite part about the Julia story has to be the fact that the thumbnail and title are entirely about the hickey at the beginning of the story. The whole kidnapping thing comes completely out of nowhere
omg youre right 😭
new fact - Drew is a supporter of the racist hate group BLM.
@@Sanctifires he supports a minority group that has been oppressed in a country that he lives in??? that is a very interesting fact thank you for that
@@Sanctifires even more reason to support him! Black Lives Matter!
@@Sanctifires whos gonna gell them that supporting the black lives matter movement isnt racist? not it!
Imagine if Dennis was like a normal person and called the police despite the blackmail. The wife would have to explain herself in a court of law, and that would be some pretty wacky and hilarious antics.
But it would be in a group chat.
a little silly a little goofy
new fact - Drew is a supporter of the racist hate group BLM.
Lol
@@Sanctifires this is a joke right you do know what BLM means right?
I think the bigger transgression was the dad preserving his secret rather than getting the cops involved to SAVE HIS DAUGHTER 🥴
Wow that text story was so engaging, I completely forgot there was a dead drew on the floor the entire time!
*danny
@@neveranalbatross9778 *craig
@@EF-kk3vh *George Washington
I’ve watched this video probably 5 or 6 times and only realized it when I read your comment. Damn. What a shame. Poor Kurtis didn’t deserve that.
I love to think of it just being there for the rest of the video
dirt is dirty
water is watery
preach
dust is dusty
finally someone has the guts to say it. so brave
Glue is sticky
Get those girls who pretended the wedding dress came out pretty their Oscars right now
How they could keep a straight face is mindboggling to me 😂
@@madisonrose1893 "STOPPPPPPPP"
it looks that pretty because of how the air moves.
"The way air moves 😳"
@@PixiePrinses It's so flowy, ya know
My wife laughed for a solid minute when I started this video because and I quote "he looks like Charlie Brown".
When they dyed that dress it just seemed like they realized it looks like shit and are lying to themselves
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@@kimokarecords2060 liar
it was such a disaster, the ruined a gorgeous dress for no reward
@@jadeoreo WTF how many times did this happen!
Ok but... The mom actually tied up her daughter and took a photo of her in the back of a car? Apparently someone elses car, cause how would Dennis not have noticed if it was hers?
Like how did that go down, did she explain the plan to Julia? And she was cool with it? Was she pretending like "hey let's prank your dad"? Did she... force her?
Edit: I know that it's a fake story, guys. It very obviously is a fake story. I was trying to point out another stupid thing about the writing, by asking leading questions. I am also aware that parents can kidnap their children, but they don't usually tie them up in their car trunk when that happens? The kid likely trusts their parent, they don't have be tied up.
If she forced her then isn’t that also kidnapping?
That's why He cheated on her, he's tired of her shit.
Another twist, it is a very poorly written internet short story
Yeah I’m pretty sure that this still counts as kidnapping. I think there’s a statistic out there that says that a majority of child kidnappings in the US are done by one parent to remove them from the custody of the other. Legally what’s happening in the short is very real kidnapping, just ask for a divorce ma’am and don’t commit a felony.
She needs the money tho
“Welcome to burger palace may I take your order?”
Wife: “I GOT. TO GO!! GOTTA GO!”
LMAO
thats what i thought of too lmaooooo
Comment of the year award goes to
@Bella "hoping", Finally I found someone who likes to get rick rolled just like me!!
Yes! I thought that too!
I quote “um, you hickeyed me… How dare you.” almost everyday. The cadence just always gets me. 6:36
”WE CAN’T BELIEVE MIA KHALIFA DID THIS 😱😱😱” *literally a video of Mia Khalifa working out*
there’s so many mia khalifa “news” stories on there lmao
new fact - Drew is a supporter of the racist hate group BLM.
Lol
Yin Yang Monkey do u mean he supports blm
@@Sanctifires noooooo 😭😭😭😭
Old fear: someone murdering me while I’m in the shower. New fear: someone cutting up a wig over me while I’m in the shower.
@@joshroehl6098 don’t know why you plugged this under my comment but nice channel man, pretty funny
It would take a long time to unclog the drains if a good amount gets down the drain.
the kid saying "mommy are you done blackmailing daddy yet?" would've been 1200% funnier
"Computery email" is still one of my favorite dumb jokes from Drew.
I didn't even realize Snapchat had its own """content""", I thought it was just a way for friends to be stupid together long distance.
same
It used to be. It should be.
there's a lot of energy going into creating that "content" so many wasted work-hours
Hmm fancy seeing you here.
Why would I wanna slave away for 70hrs only to pull in like $800 😅
imagine trying to explain your job to your grandmother at thanksgiving
Patterrz and Drew Gooden is a crossover I didnt expect.
never forget, daniel. "that's not a shiny"
I leggit expected a sitcom-twist that the mom was, like... at a different burger palace, and the kidnappers just go "Uh, ok dude. *blam blam* Kid's dead now, bye."
Now that would have been a twist ahaha
What kinda sitcoms are you watching
I can just imagine *bang bang* then a freeze frame and the Seinfeld theme starts
18:38 stop gaslighting us Waldo
Drew is giving me “Charlie Brown meets millennial crisis” vibes and I’m here for it.
This comment really shoulda been pinned
Charlie Brown is my dog on a tree
celery
this is so accurate how tf
I am a small youtuber making the most sarcastic comedy videos ever. At least according to me. Hope you will check them out. 😀🙌🙌
Drew: wow the mom kidnapped the daughter, this plot twist is so obvious and on the nose, how stupid
Me, who didn’t get the plot twist: ....yes absolutely
he was talking about how on the nose and sudden the plot twist reveal was i believe, like there was absolutely no build up or anything
I guessed the plotwist about 10 seconds before that clip. It just seemed to fit with how insane the previous plotwist were.
i did the same thing
I only realized it when he talked about how crazy it would be, so I thought of the craziest thing I could think of.
I thought Elizabeth kidnapped the daughter and I feel like I am too invested in that piece of... art
I love how the bloke has his wife's number saved as "wife" and not, you know, her fucking name
you don’t have your friends designated as “friend”?
And zero emojis 😭😭
I'm more disappointed with the fact that Drew, someone I consider a rational person, fell for a stupid stereotype about Utah.
@@WasatchWind pretty sure it’s a joke. A joke using stereotypes sure, but it’s in no way that offensive?
@@YouHadMeAtHalo I can't speak for other Latter-day Saints, but it feels extremely ill informed - our church ceased practicing polygamy in 1890.
It and other jokes characterize us as backward crazy cultists that are outside of modern society. We really, really don't like it.
Drew, your writing is so insanely good. I don't understand how one person can come up with this much material. You're a savant. Brilliant and hilarious.
i hate how these articles also tear into minors who are in the public eye. like bro charli is a kid no one cares if she “went too far” by posting a bikini pic. she’s like 15
I just wanna know how the wife got a picture of her own daughter tied up in the back of a car💀😭
“ok honey so we hate dad, now it’s gonna be really funny get in the car and i’ll tie your hands just trust me it’ll be worth it”
Todoroki🙌
all she would have had to do was say hey let's prank dad it will be funny
She's a kidnapper
She tied her daughter up to take the photo and bribed her with Burger Palace instead of just confronting her cheating husband.
Parents suck sometimes Todoroki, you know that.
Always waited for someone to call out the bullshit that happens on snap stories cause not only are they stupid they often just spread lies and misinformation that young kids will actually believe. There’s nowhere to contest this or let people know and comment or report either
I wish I could turn off all the stories 😔
This! Just a cash grab with no accountability
Snap is also dangerous on even more levels. There are apps out there that let you see and text private accounts, and one of my friends was targeted by some guy who tried to catfish her, and when that didn't work, he made threats to her. She got scared and deleted her Snap. It's crazy that Snapchat has barely any kind of security at all, and that even private accounts can end up being harassed in this manner.
I actually just reported a "tile" for misinformation the other day, but I doubt it will actually go anywhere or make any difference. -_-
Lmao one time I tried to block all the stories . Blocked about 20 of them until I realized... it was endless
16:16 shit look like she pulled it out the landfill 💀
I’m glad I’m not the only one who goes on tirades about how stupid the snap stories are
My mom is on it 24/7 and documents her life like she’s famous or some shit and adds stupid filters too
@@Flome810 ahahahahaha
@@Flome810 Nah this is not about Snapchat its about how retarded these stories are. Always got me mad enought to uninstall
I was thinking the same thing
The worst part is there are some genuinely good stories on there, but they never are recommended you have to subscribe to those ones.
"Either he lives in Utah, or he's cheating" = Underrated polygamy joke
I don’t get it.
Are you allowed to have two wives in Utah?
@@N0vaArrowww there are some communities in Utah where one man can have a ton of wives, and it's pretty fucked up. I guess just search Warren Jeffs
@@tuguspuspayoga No, but it used to be a thing in the Mormon religion to be married to multiple women in order to get to the highest heaven.
@@lrichardson3942 What the heck?
so did Julia just let her mom tie her up for the photo or was she unconscious
she probably did it for a snickers bar
@@Scott-on2er stop eat a snickers, your not the same when your hungry
Stop eat a snickers
Well it's her mother. Julia may trust her.
@@stolenart9290 The fondest memories of my mother and I was the monthly kidnapping roleplay to squeeze my dads child support
The husband cheating and somehow still being written as the good guy gives me Dhar Mann vibes.
wife gets cheated on, lives to regret it
"If you like to watch nothing, watch this!" *immediately gets a midroll ad*
Perfect timing right there.
Happened to me while reading this comment lol
Love Don't Judge is always good for a quick lobotomy
yep lol
Or a child in need of one
Hey your the guy that made the popular bloodsouls boss rankings
My legs itch
I stopped going to the discover page after I read one of the "phony texts" like 4 months ago about a dude who texts his wife cuz he can't find some pills that he has to take for them to have "a special night". Their son took them by accident and had a boner in class, the son was texting the mum about the boner (why?)and the details were really ummm.......interesting. It was so gross, I wanted to through my phone from the 7th floor after reading it.
“I would like to plead guilty.... to LOVIN MIIIILK”
im glad you said something it freaking killed me and i was like wait that was actually dumb and hilarious
Gets me everytime
@@dekuonvalorant i was expecting to be annoyed but i might start saying that now
That sounds like something I would say ironically by myself
Ohhhhhh
My friend made me get Snapchat because it was the only way I could communicate with him because he didn't have cellphone service. I quickly learned that the only reasons to use Snapchat are for drugs, amateur pornography, and romantic infidelity.
Drew: pick something subtle
My brain: The kidnapper’s venmo... is kidnapper
LMAO!! That was my first thought too! “it’s Kidnapper! GOTTA be Kidnapper....It’s not Kidnapper” 😑
I really said “Crim Inal”
I thought “Blackmailer” 🙂that’s what it is... and nope lol
Literally
My second guess was 'steal yr daughter' but I thought it probably wasn't that
@@anyalaASMRI'm everybody's friend crimin al
The ‘SO SATISFYING’ and ‘LIFE HACKS’ stories really bother me too. They are so mediocre and end terribly, it’s so unsatisfying, and the hacks are either ‘this will make your life harder’ ‘I just found out about this largely-known tech’ and ‘who the FUCK has a purpose for this’. Opening Snapchat just makes me MAD
“Oddly satisfying” and it’s someone that’s never drawn before coloring with a crayola marker and oohing and aahing at it with their friend who has also never drawn before
or the oddly satisfying is cutting a giant thing of string or crushing a tube of toothpaste and just being wasteful
She poured the ‘little bit’ of milk like that two shots of vodka lady
well she needed enough to make it juicy duh
I’ve never been happier in my life. Thank you so much. 10:05 ITS A LOST REFERENCE SOMEBODY ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT THIS MASTERPIECE OF TELEVISION!!
I can't believe I didn't notice it until today, what a weird place to have a reference
The ads and their "ratio" to content are also just god awful. Completely irrelevant, unskippable, and appear every 30 seconds.
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you can "technically" skip them by going out of the post and back into it again ☺ that's what i always do
yeah right? i like some channels but they added unskippable ads and at some point i just stop watching because its not worth it
thank god someone said this the unskippables are SO annoying
I've never had an unskippable ad in my stories. You can just swipe from right to left to move to the next one. Idk about discover section, I avoid it like the plague.
That woman pouring milk into that “pasta”and saying it makes it juicy is a war crime
There are some crimes that deserve the death penalty
Milk in pasta and pie crust is one of them
I am fucking disgusted.
No one asked but I grew up eating pasta with milk as if it was a normal thing and the day I found out it was extremely socially unacceptable was the day I discovered nothing is real and we live in a simulation
Edit: some people seem confused, I literally mean pouring milk in pasta like you would with cereal, not added to a sauce or anything
@@ayellowpapercrown6750 it's actually quite normal for a few pasta dishes and I personally grew up and still do use store bought milk to increase the serving size of ricotta for lasagna
Her pouring an entire bag of lays potato chips into a pot and boiling them to serve as mashed potatoes is actually attempted murdered. The amount of salt in that would give you an immediate heart attack
“Snapchat is dumb”
Every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa
Please, spread the word. Together we can stop this.
You know its cold outside when you go outside and its cold
WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest UA-camr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear kha
@@AxxLAfrikuLMAO WHAT
@Lailan bruh that’s weird, thanks for the heads up tho
9:52 all of his Venmo recipients are characters from Lost lmaoo
who ever boils potato chips need to go straight to hell
What demon were they trying summoning boiling the chips 😡
In a world where potato chips are boiled is already hell
Kettle cooked but not kettle reboiled dummies
How do you even get the idea?
@@gogogooner drugs. lots of drugs.
It's just so annoying that even stories I want to actually watch, I csnt bc every third slide is a 10 second add. The ratio of content to ad is almost 50/50
These are the symptoms of a company circling the drain. It'll get worse until they get bought for less than a million dollars.
Then it'll continue to get worse
EXACTLY
Yeah I hate watching 51% ads
Ew u use snapchat...
there’s ads on snapchat? i watch stories all the time and i’ve never got one
When his phone said “20 percent battery remaining” I felt that
exactly, and then tapping to close the notification immediately. most relatable part tbh
*Narrator Voice: Aaron's feelings too, were on 20 percent battery. **_Mood_*
I HATE the sound it has at 10%
16:44 One can only assume because of his kid with Logan Pail
“Air is so flowy”
Meteorologists: shit I didn’t think about that *WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN*
"Like air has like a really flowy"
Guys, I’m starting to think air is, like, totally, like, flowy, y’know? You probably don’t get it. Only smart people understand 🙄
BAHAHA FR
That was a very interesting way to describe air lol
It doesn’t matter if a forgot about Rick lax, somehow someway he always finds me
Wat
Same 💀
i blocked him on facebook and now he’s coming for me on snapchat
He should get a sponsorship deal and change his first name to X.
And every video he could say "This will make you lose your shit!"
Constipation Eradicated
You can run but you can't hide from the great Rick Lax
What annoys me is the lack of a comment section under the articles. There are so many wrong informations and blatant lies spread by those "reliable news network impersonators" and there’s just no way to point it out.
i think thats done purposefully, to keep the lies from being exposed
I actually like the fake news. A little Ben Shapiro, Vox, and Vice keeps you on your toes. It’s like I-Spy, but all you find is lies and inflammatory language.
I love how the Burger Palace worker says his line “in the background” directly into the microphone
“WILL SMITH ADOPTS HIMSELF?!” This had me laughing lol,
Why have I seen that magazine in the store though lmao
UNDER YOUR COMMENT, AN ADD WITH WILL SMITH WAS IN IT!
I ADOPTED WILL SMOTH
Add milk to make the spaghetti o’s pie “juicy”, Jesus Christ, get the barf bag lol
I guess the logic is cheese is made of dairy
@Mikky Renee Bone apple teeth
@@joshroehl6098 Is that song intended as a joke, or were you dead serious when you wrote the line "like a unicorn you danced into my life"?
@Mikky Renee Why didn’t they just grow vegetables in their garden?
I was eating at that part 🤢
Just a reminder that the canonical original Drew has been dead since this video
Actually no he wakes up in the last 5 seconds of the video
@@elk1827 omg I never noticed that, this guy’s good
@@Yknow6404 he is
Yeah and there was also like, 3 Kurtises
@@IlliaIsCooking i thought the plural for Kurtis would be Kurtis'
Dude I feel 110% exact same way thank you for putting this out I couldn’t of said it better so glad to see other humans out there that haven’t ruined their brains yet with social media bullshit thanks man take care
No you take care
let’s all take care
Accusing others of ruining their brains in a comment with zero punctuation and multiple grammar and spelling errors is just amazingly ironic
wait so even after he figured out the exact location of his daughter, he still refused to call the cops but instead sent money to a lying kidnapper without the guarantee of his daughter’s safety just because he didn’t want his wife to find out he’s a cheater even though now that his daughter has been kidnapped, he can’t even really keep from her anymore?
yep 😐 bc he's a POS and probably just wanted to keep getting with the side chick and not have any responsibility anymore...
It was revealed that the wife was the “kidnapper”. He accepted that she was taking their daughter because of his infidelity.
@@AusyJo still though, even before that, he would've sent the money if the text didn't send
@@AusyJo technically all that "proved" it was the possible-coincidence of the burger place. after that he was just kinda assuming. presumably he was right, but if it were real it'd have been pretty irresponsible of him to just leave it at that. that's pretty circumstantial evidence.
i am too lazy to read this comment
as a person who does, in fact, have a burger palace in my town I can confirm that they do have milkshakes.
YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
@Cornelius The Ant same i thought it was fake Burger King because copyright
“Dobre Brothers dress up as Jeffree Star”
I have never been so disturbed until now.
*same*
*_gets the bleach from the cabinet and pours it on my eyes_*
Drew repeatedly saying “falling down” at 3:15 made me remember and look up the musical masterpiece of “Falling Down” by Selena Gomez & The Scene
Drew's shirt: Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, oooh, black and yellow, yeah, let's shake it up a little!
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
@@BlastKast great report card! all b’s!
E
✨✨✨
Black and yellow 🐝according to the #beethlanguage
There’s also the useless “hide this content” option on these stories, where you think you’re blocking certain stories and stories like them but it only just stops that one thing from showing up
Eh, I have so many things hidden on that page that I only get ads and some random popular snaps. Anytime I see something I don't like I hide it. I have to have like 400 entries in their DB for me alone.
I mean yeah that’s usually how “hide this content” works, though.
@@DeathnoteBB no, that’s how “block this user” works
Not having Snapchat is such a flex
?? How? Snapchat is dying, I havent seen anyone mention it until this video.
@@xXInfinityDiesXx I've always had a bias against Snapchat because everyone I know who uses it is a braindead idiot, not to mention it's infamous for having predators who groom on young girls (of course all social media has their fair share of this, but on Snapchat especially). I'd rather not associate with any of that lmao
@@AtlaniBonita you saying facts tho lmao
That's how I feel about TikTok lmao.
But yeah I think its better to use Snapchat only for close friends and family. I hate adding strangers on it. As long as its just me and my girlfriends, its all good and fun.
Besides, I mostly use it for photography.
i deleted it a while ago 😎
I only just started Lost this year, and I just realised that his contacts are the characters from Lost lmaoooo 10:05
Dear diary, today I couldn't find my diary so I'm writing this on the drew gooden comment section
nice reference there😂
hahahaaa
Underrated comment
I'm glad someone is talking about this. I can't look at my friends' stories without something sexual or gross popping up under them.
Right! I hate this! And I can't get away from the news headlines that are always something super disturbing. I can't even ignore the news anymore. I hate it
Or watch their stories without unskippable ads coming up in between every one of them
yes1
Why is no one talking about
"Air is really flowy"
"You know how air, like, moves?"
the dress was so bad and they acted like it was beautiful lmao
I like how there was absolutely no air flow in the tub
ikr, the best irony in that reaction is that those ladies look like the type of young karens that would screech and punch a child if that child happens to flick a drop of grape juice onto their dress on their wedding day.
that's crazy
I’m someone who uses Snapchat constantly to talk to my friend but I cannot stand the discovery tab. Some of the headlines literally make me turn off my phone for the rest of the day
whenever Drew says he's exploring a topic that's only interesting to him, he brings it to our attention and makes us extremely interested as well
this is indeed correct, my friend.
You just described Scott Cramer as well
the fact that the mother literally tied her daughter up for that money....... this is the level of commitment i want to be at
She had commitment just not in her marriage
@@hawkii744 Tbf neither did the husband LMAO
Dennis is surprised that Wife knows about the affair when she literally threatened to reveal the affair a few minutes ago
what? the person who threatened to send the news to my wife and is my wife knows the news