I Lived Like a Billionaire for a Week
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- Опубліковано 13 січ 2022
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I followed "The Billion Dollar Morning Routine" for a week to see if it would turn me into a billionaire...you won't believe what happens.
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"You know 50 Shades of Gray was named after that guy's teeth"
Damn Kurtis, you did that man dirty. Dirty like his teeth.
dirty like the movie....
why are the replies full of bots except that one person
Tbh his teeth could be yellow due to medication or something. I took a lot of antibiotics as a baby/little kid because I got a ton of infections, and it stained my permanent teeth yellow before I'd even lost my baby teeth. Admittedly, if I was a billionaire I'd probably get mine whitened, but still. Tooth color is dependent on a lot of factors.
@@sholem_bond hey a similar thing happened to me! thank you for mentioning it, i get its just a joke but it is kinda annoying to me because i literally brush my teeth 3 times a day and they're still yellow
Man, you're everywhere.
finally someone has the balls to call out billionaires for being big baby losers
@Quark I’m an atheist but no-
@Quarklmfaoooo what
what balls? literally everybody and their mothers call billionaires out for being big baby losers 24/7.
tabloids stalk and wring the fuck out of these people to make a living.
This isn't anything revolutionary... in fact, it's expected and extremely normal for people to shoot down people doing better than them in certain aspects lmao
u good?
How are they babies?
They forgot the two biggest secrets to being a billionaire.
1) inherit it
2) wage theft and other white collar crimes
Don’t forget 3)
Get lucky from a blind shot in the dark
4) Child Slavery
5) Cheap labor and terrible working conditions.
6: crime.
sometimes both
As a billionare, we do not do this. Every morning I wake up and laugh at ads about people in poverty, post on Twitter every hour about each charity I donate a dollar to (but say I donated a million) and use my underpaid house servants as punching bags to exercise and get better at punching homeless people who beg for jobs.
Bro me too 😂 it must suck being poor 🤪😂
@@Random-sk6hm
Ikr, no idea why they don't just work harder, and do alpha breathing
as a homeless person, i’ve already infiltrated your business and home. Watch yourself.
@@meptune0335 I am shaking in my rich-people boots. I’m going to have to fire all to my hardworking employees and leave them all jobless just to make sure you’re gone
Kurtis pretending to be a billionaire is especially hard, seeing as he is a trillionaire so please be extra nice to him 😔
Wtf are these replies lmao
@@user-ic7dz4mv1y bots
These reply’s are nasty
@@GrandCircumlocution fr 🙄
but honestly not that far off because... he's a millionaire? soo...
Kurtis’s house is much more stylish than I imagined. I guess I forgot that he lives with another human being and is an adult man with money. I just assumed he lived in a mostly empty flat with a gamer chair and a mattress on the floor.
his gf is so cool like i love her style so much
@@megamuffin1012 and she’s so PRETTY
🤣🤣 you know sometimes i think the same
@@pokaay3163 jennaallard, its amazing tho
HAHAHAHAHAA
I love that the morning routine also has you guzzling down 3 different drinks with no solid food to be had, because billionaires get enough nutrients from all that alpha breathing
Their work is so easy they need basically no calories
the most baffling thing about this routine is that yeah they're all nice sentiment, but also no one with a 9-5 job who's actively in the working class has the time to do any of it. as Kurtis said, this just proves billionaires have time to goof off in the morning.
also, it was kinda funny to see Kurtis expose his caffeine addiction to us with the tea thing, lol.
@@mbs8454 "wake up earlier and stop wasting time watching Kurt's Conner videos. This routine takes an hour or two at most.
so 1-2 hours less sleep then normal everyday? That's not healthy.
"You waste more time doing nothing on your phone or watching tv"
At least with those I'm not pretending to be productive. Most of the routine just doesn't seem productive, like I could cut it down to-
0.Wake up (make bed if you feel the need)
1. Take a shower
2. Make a to-do list
3. (Optional) move body and/or meditate
4. (Optional) drink smoothie
5. Go about your day
So much time an effort saved. Dude just added a bunch of bullsh*t to make his morning routine seem actually busy, like he literally put drink water, drink tea, and drink smoothie as three separate steps in the routine.
Edit: also notice how there isn't a single f*cking business tip in there, no actual advice on how to make money. Billionaires really just bullsh*t people into thinking doing some stupid routine will somehow make them rich.
@@mbs8454 stop wasting your time responding to comments, it takes 8 hours to work and 7 hours to lick the boots of the upper class, and you need to go work again
Whats a 9-5 u mean 9 am to 5pm?
My school has 8am to 6pm
@@bellathesuperpomsa job
I wake up an hour earlier so I can goof around while I get ready just to transition to my day. Just because I can get ready in 15 minutes doesn’t mean I want to. Do I get less sleep… yes but am I somehow more awake… maybe
kurtis and jenna’s interior design is so so stylish
She is so good!! She posts some interior design on her tik tok
@@maddydecoster3351 yes i love her tiktok!! she liked one of my comments once and its my greatest achievement
@@kanejgf what’s her tiktok?
I was thinking this.
@@kanejgf that’s your greatest achievement?
I’m just dying at the fact that while Kurtis is bullying these billionaires, the only part of his shirt you can see is: “Please Be Nice”
Lol I just noticed that 😂
only be nice to people who actually deserve it.
definitely not billionaires.
that's so hilarious dude 😂
please be N I C E
paradox of tolerance. cant be kind to billionaires without being an asshole to the working class.
Pro tip: Don't *start* with a cold shower. Start with a regular shower, then at the end you slowly turn the temp down until you get to cold. Much easier to handle that way 😊
Maybe you can start of with a hot shower and end it with a hot shower
@@placeholderdoe wouldn't recommend that - hot showers are very easy to get used to and turning the temp down will make it feel wayyy colder. a regular shower should be where it hits ur skin and feels slightly warm, but is coldish by ur feet.
@@eleanorboggs3308 I was making a joke to just have a hot shower
That's what I do. I start hot, and by the end of the shower, it's as cold as I can stand it.
I got to the point where I can't stand having the water really hot when I start anymore, and have to have it lukewarm almost immediately.
Thanks, I really needed to have a guide on how to shower today.
The billionaire's routine is exactly what I did during summer vacation when I was a clinically depressed teen and absolutely not a billionaire
Kurtis wearing a shirt that says be nice while body shaming billionaires Is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
shaming billionaires is a kindness to yourself and the world
well, it's please be nice to ME
@@uncannyvalley2113 UNLESS im a billionaire!
@@uncannyvalley2113 yes ik but in that part of the vid it just looks like “just be nice”
it’s not body shaming if it's a billionaire
as someone who works at a smoothie shop, i can say without a doubt that people order that exact smoothie and worse everyday
I'm very disturbed by that, you think their just aliens in a skin suit?
@@manda4279 Monica why did you leave me
Was that the end of your sentence?
@@inthemindofny1100 i mean we do live in a society
@@ceaselesswatcher3707 I mean yeah lmao I’m just trynna figure out if that was all 🤣
I just wish I could live like a billionaire for 30 minutes, so I could be economically stable for the rest of my life.
so the three top to-do list thing IS actually super helpful- especially for someone with depression. it makes you prioritize better what absolutely needs to be done and helps you from freezing by seeing a huge list of things to do. whenever I do a top 3 list I always end up getting more things done and feeling more accomplished.
ESPECIALLY for people like me okay
The way he looks absolutely HEARTBROKEN when he drinks the brain smoothie for the first time.
He should’ve added a little more water and maybe a table spoon of some honey
Fr 😂🤣😂🤣
Coming from Danny’s vid, I genuinely thought it was an actual brain smoothie
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This morning routine is close to impossible for anyone who’s actually working hard and doesn’t have four hours to mediate, journal, read, and consume a variety of drinks
Right?? Like sorry, I have actual stuff to do, like clean my house, go to my JOB and take my kids to school. I don’t have a maids and workers to do it all for me…
Test moving for 2 minutes in the morning, and drinking a glass of water. Yeah that’s just called getting ready for work. Meditation and Journaling are good. But just do it after work! Only people writing down dreams are usually artists, to use it for concepts.
Right? I probably have about 20 minutes in the morning (because I value sleep above all else) and basically all I have time for is to pee and feed my cats. I make my breakfast at work and even take my vitamins there too 😂
@@mattg082 I'm an artist and I literally take medication so I don't remember my dreams lol
Yeah definitely. One of my teachers was like this and I literally didn’t know how he had time to work out, meditate, journal, and bike to school BEFORE working. And then was on the school board. And then was the best teacher I ever had. And then spent time with his kids and wife.
me in 2023 watching this knowing that 5 billionaires infact did get stuffed into a locker and rode down a mountain, it was just underwater
Damn, the submarine thing was 6 months ago?
Shame Kurtis didn't ride it.
I want what billionaires have, and by what they have, I mean have enough money to live a life that gives me enough time to do the sort of shit I was taught how to do by my therapist. Mental health suddenly feels like a rich person's privilege
"Mental health suddenly feels like a rich person's privilege"
feel like we've all kinda known this but seeing it actually typed out made something click in my head.
i mean, it's always been that way. when you've got nothing in your life to worry about, you focus on yourself
Kurtis doesn't have to tell jokes anymore. He could just alpha breathe at the camera for 10 minutes and I'd piss myself laughing thanks
I was so uncomfortable 🤣💀
It was the garbage smoothie for me
no the laugh I let out while trying to do it w him while also watching was INHUMAN omfg
@@danzinno how am I picturing this 🤣🤣🤣
i need to see this lmao
Hearing kurtis call billionaires “losers” fed something deep in me that I didn’t know I needed
NIFA - Even when you pretend these aren't bots their comments make no fucking sense💀
@@neroquin It's like they completed a comment with the autocorrect suggestions, then put it through 7 layers of Google translate.
@@MahouKat I had 9 diffrent strokes while tryna read their comment
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YESSS TO THIS
Love how the alpha breathing dude explained the very simple concept of "in through your nose out through your mouth" in the most American Psycho way possible
14:22 Mediation is a skill that you practice, I used to get bored in the 3 min mark then after a while I was able to meditate for 10 minutes. Then I got lazy and stopped meditating and now I reach 6-7 minutes. Honestly meditating is really helpful, you don't have to do like 20-30mins even 5mins to calm down your nerves, reset your focus and allow you to re-prioritize your goals is very useful. Especially for a person with ADHD
in group therapy for adhd we were supposed to learn mindfulness/meditation skills and I literally couldn't do it for longer than 30 seconds. I always hear that meditation is good for people with adhd but it's so hard for me that I really can't get myself to do it long enough to actually improve.
Bro wtf
@@llamotteling4109 consider alternate forms of meditation like walking or green time, cuz it's not about not having thoughts, it's like learning to let the impulsive thoughts go? It helps but not if you're trying to force yourself into a specific way of doing it. You can even meditate while doing something repetitive that doesn't require active focus like knitting
@@JadePlayer2 I do a lot of walking, listening to a podcast and "zoning out" to it, which is the closest I have come to meditating so far. I just thought it was kind of funny that even in adhd group therapy I couldn't focus enough 😅 but thanks for the tips!
Strange. When I first tried meditation, I could do 30 minutes, then 40, after a while - only 20, and now I can't even start.
I don't even have ADHD. Just need to practice mindfulness for borderline & introspect for... gender? Idk. I liked meditation at first, but now I can't even think about it.
Kurtis progressively looking more like an 80s Dad is honestly one of the greatest things I’ve watched for the past year.
@Quark quit spamming like damn.
@Quark no one cares
Good copypasta
@Quark I may agree with that, but you don’t need to force it onto others, if they aren’t being harmful then let them be.
@Quark may the lord be with u😉😉😉
i'm standing up for jeff bezos! if you're gonna shame his weird tiny eye, you also have to shame his weirdly turtley face. you can't pick and choose what you shame on a person, kurtis, that's insensitive. you gotta shame the whole package.
Can’t forget his evil laugh
Dude looks like a chub
don’t forget hes bald too
@@h3ll0k1ttygirlie he's built like a villain.
The whole...Amazon package.
I come from a Third World Country where traffic is terrible. The working class would spend an average of 2 hours of commute to go to work, and its even worse coming home... It's crazy to me that billionaires can have a morning routine like that! Where I'm from, people wake up at 4 or 5AM, get ready, do a few chores, then rush to work and pray that you get there on time. I don't have time to make tea from scratch or write in my journal or "breathe" LOL! It's a completely different world for us non-rich people.
my favorite thing about this is that the rich dude sounds like he's making this up entirely on the spot. "the next things I do is .... uh...um...i make... a brain smoothie?"
kurtis finding out that meditating is actually nice is so funny to me
It almost makes me want to try it. Alllmmost
right? A lot of these things are proven to improve mental health, theyre just holistic practices that were adopted by bros in a weird way 😂
Why not try it? Just look up the benefits. Meditation can change your life for the better in countless ways.
im taking a complementary and alternative mental health class rn and i just found out how beneficial meditation rlly is to overall health. like i started meditating regularly 2 weeks ago and im already wayyy less anxious! its crazy how effective it is :)
I have tried it 😂 I said it like that for comedic effect, but I guess more realistically… I should try it for the 15th time. I just loath similar things, like yoga. It’s too slow for me; I want to like it so bad, I just have no desire
This dudes morning routine is almost exactly what I had to do everyday when I was in the psych ward.
You had to drink smoothie?
@@fashiharz8584 i said almost for a reason. The smoothie thing is definitely not something I had to do, but I did have to make healthy breakfast choices and having a smoothie was an option.
i didnt even think about it but you’re low key right LOL
we didn’t have to move around for two minutes in the morning or anything but a good amount of it was similar,,,, the three things you want to be/feel almost feels something you would do at a group session
Ikr
including the cold showers 😭
As a woman, I am trying to calculate how he fits his hair and makeup into this routine
he doesnt really do those things…….makeup is just so….fake, also he already wakes up with perfectly styled beach waves every morning. i guess he’s just….not like other girls (/s)
He doesn't see any people because his routine takes all day, so he can skip that step. He doesn't even shave or perform normal grooming processes apparently.
Kurtis' "joke routine" sounds like what I imagine billionaires legitimately do every morning after they post their "billionaire routine" tik tok
Nice pfp 👍
Kurtis is honestly the only man with a mullet that i would trust holding my drink at a bar. Also, that hair is GORGEOUS
Im the only person in the reply currently that isnt a bot 😑😐
@@vixy2321 gotta love the bots 😂
Yesssss
Kurtis is the only man with a mullet. That’s it.
@@vixy2321 we're here, we're just not as loud as the bots lmao
"We're not human doings, we're human beings." Bruh you're a billionaire. You force employees to work insane hours and extract every bit of wealth you can out of them. How are you going to preach about feelings and being present in your life? You have the luxury of free time!
He also stole that "human doing" quote from a Simpsons episode, so he's an uncreative rich hack.
I’m 99% sure that the people who made the video are not billionaires and have no business telling people how to become billionaires. The narrator of that video is some guy named Jim Kwik who definitely doesn’t seem to be a billionaire from what I can tell.
Just don’t work there… get a job that accommodates your hours and a job you enjoy, nobody is forcing you to work at Amazon where they’re 9$ above the minimum wage as a storage worker or 4$ above the average job for 1st time jobs?
@@nicholasvargas8510 This dude deadass using the “bro just get a different job bro” argument lmfaoo
poor person mindset
i’m disappointed kurtis did not try cocaine in this video
As someone who didn't dream for 15 years (and still barely dreams now even on medication) its impressive that kirtus was able to dream everyday and write them down
Is your lack of dreaming from a head injury?
@@gardenofroses197 nope, im autistic and lack enough melatonin to dream naturally*, i can dream now sporadically(and have been able to for ~3 years) because im on melatonin, its still a weird experience that im not used to, and i definitely wouldn't be able to dream everyday and write it down even on meds
*actually i was able to dream, but they were mostly nightmares or just memories, and happened twice a year at most
@@gardenofroses197 nah it’s relatively normal to not dream a lot. i didnt dream for like most of my life before taking melatonin and my head’s fine besides a minor concussion from like five years ago
Wait you don't dream? How do you get over your PTSD then?
@@lasagnalover_69bro I don’t think that’s normal. Usually I dream at least once or twice a week- sometimes more
love that kurtis was so immediately ruined by this routine that he tried to put an edge piece in the center of the jigsaw puzzle on day one
Shit hahahaha now that really speaks volumes
ExCUSE me? What is wrong with that? I am a totally mentally stable person, (family, strangers, friends say not but whatever) and I always put an edge piece on the centre of the jigsaw puzzle. You got a PROBLEM with it?! 😡😡😤😤🤬😖😠👿😡😡😤😡🗯️🗯️👿😤😾😾😾😡😖😤😡😡👿😡👿😤😖😖😖🤬🤬🤬🤬 /j
@@onestevewafflesnot funny didn't laugh
@@tobyandahalf good for you, i dont care
@@tobyandahalf hello i am thegreatmutineerwaffle’s mother. after reading this reply, they immediately went into a roaring rage and started spinning around the house, arms extended, breaking my precious thrifted vases and our great grandmother’s urn. they then galloped out of the house, making a thegreatmutineerwaffle-shaped hole in the wall on the way, and started rolling down the street, knocking over everything and everyone in their path. once they calmed down from their rage, they burst into tears, flooding our entire house and forcing us all to snorkel from room to room. they wet the bed last night from their frequent night terrors, seeing this comment materialize before their poor eyes. i hope you’re proud of yourself.
Billionaires: "Just work harder"
The Working Class they've stepped on to get higher: *literally working harder than any of them have in their entire lives*
Billionaires gave workers work, money, etc
Workers still can run any business legally, but they choose to work on corp
And so after that you are shitting billionaires for "stepping on worker"
Nice work, lefty
the “working class” are often lazy and obnoxious
i pity rich people because they achieved so much while most of us are just slackers who don’t wanna progress much
@@donnieraczynski572 pretty sure i lost brain cells while reading ur comment.
Hey! Billionaires work really hard to exploit the the labor power of the working class in order to extract surplus-value and generate profit. It's unproductive, harmful work, sure, but you can be certain they will do everything to maintain and prolong the mode of production in place.
Donnie Raczynski how to lose brain cells in one second
Kurtis has unfortunately made me neutral evil. Him saying “And yes, i AM body shaming” because I wasn’t even gonna say anything. I was cracking up at the first roast😂
The "To Feel" list feels like it might be useful for somebody with anxiety or depression who needs to try to feel more... positive feelings. Thinking about trying it to try and get out of this depression and anxiety how I've been living in for a month.
Some of the stuff in the routine are actually good for your mental health, like meditation and journaling. The issue is the lie that this is what makes billionaires rich. Kurtis put it eloquently: this isn't a routine for people who want to become billionaires, this is a routine for people who are already billionaires.
This is a routine for people who have way too much spare time. That's all.
I personally don't like how journalling and meditation are peddled for mental health when they aren't cure alls and don't work for everyone.
@@THICCTHICCTHICC the irony of hating on billionaires while upholding the capitalist rhetoric that allows them to exist in the first place lmao
@@xavierbrown4051 they arent cure alls, and no one said they were. They help for most, but not all. No one said it was a quick fix.
Exactly, if it was marketed differently and delivered a little bit less pretentiously, I think it would be a perfectly fine list of thing to try to do if you have the time.
Smoothie tip: When creating a smoothie with spinach, always put the spinach in first and use an equivalent amount of water to ensure the spinach is properly blended. Once all the green leafy bits look like The Ooze from Ninja Turtles, it's safe to add other ingredients. :)
bro, thank you for this life tip, i always fuck up smoothies when i add spinach and end up with gross leafy chunks
Thank you! Love spinach in my smoothie, but the texture was just a bit unpleasant
Otherwise you end up chewing the smoothie lol Leafy stuff always goes in first.
I love how he just kept on making it the same way even though it tasted like shit
This may make smoothies with spinach a lot more pleasant thank you
As somebody who interprets dreams as a hobby, I can actually help with that. It sounds like you’re stressed about sleeping in hotels rather than your own bed, with your girlfriend, in your home. Peeing in dreams can mean a lot of things (usually one of them is that you’ve pissed the bed for real) and the hotel is likely because you go on tours and do comedy shows. That was likely a dream indicating that you needed to take a break from live shows and spend more time at home!
I literally read the comments for like 20 minutes looking for someone who has interpreted this dream for him! 🤣 Thanks for this.
oh my gosh that's so cool!! is there anywhere you'd recommend for a beginner at interpreting dreams?
I once had a dream i was in a supermarket and i needed to pee then i met sis vs bro then i was in time square then i didnt have shoes then my mum gave me slippers but she was mad then i woke up thinking i rlly met sis vs bro(it was 2017) then i pees in the toilet
100% of the time I dream about peeing, it's bc I'm about to wake up due to needing to pee irl.
The part where Kurtis was doing the alpha breathing literally had me choking on my food cause I was laughing. Thanks for almost killing me, Kurtis lol
You know...it actually makes perfect sense that a billionaire's typical response to the working class on how to get to their impossibly high monetary level is "just keep working".
my immigrant mother with 4 kids and 3 jobs with different employers "kept working"... now she's 72 with severe arthritis collecting 900 bucks a month social security as her only form of income . Gotta love the American Dream
It’s the perfect trick, tell people to just work harder and smarter, let a few rise through the ranks, and keep the illusion the system is working and fair in any sense. Nobility used to do that with some peasants to make other peasants think they can become nobles and that the system isn’t oppressive
kinda reminds me of artists who always say "just practice" as advice
@@oncreativemode5486 That I will defend because A. I'm an artist myself and have sometimes told others who've asked me, "how did you get so good?!?" "Literal decades of practice"
And B. You *can* get good at art through hard work and dedication. You'll never in your lifetime become a billionaire if all you do is work.
@@oncreativemode5486 i mean that does actually work though. If you dont get any additional tips and tricks it will take a bit longer, but if you keep practicing you will get better
As a certified dream interpreter, I can confidently say all of the dreams Kurtis described at 12:00 mean the exact same thing.
Those dreams mean he was sleeping.
omg wow
you’re a genius…
Man that's so deep /lh /j
Zamn... Hope he recovers soon 😔
@@sunnybowos266 Zamn, she’s twelve 😔😔
is anyone else literally infatuated with kurtises beauty
It's been two years and the lines "And while that wet wet journal is up in flames, you make a to feel list, and you leave it blank. Today, you feel nothing" with the boss music inspire me to be my worst every day
today we wake up and choose mediocrity🔥🔥
When Kurtis opens his mouth, you just know that he's gonna say something in his video !
omg this is so true
this is fr only real kurtis fans know this one
so true
on god
Or he's gonna alpha breathe
I mostly just quietly laugh at jokes these days, but the "beta breathing" line got me to laugh so loud I startled myself. Thanks Kurtis!
Yeah, it got me good lol
Same lol
that’s so cute shoelace i hope you’re doing okay
Yeah havent audibly chuckled at a joke like that in a bit 💀
ME TOO LMAO
The alpha breathing seems like a version of lion breath (I think it's translated as that) in yoga. It's actually really useful during difficult poses since it takes the focus off your screaming muscles
Bro at 16:46 why did I think the book was called “The Monkey Book” 💀
this just really shows how little billionaires "work" for their money.. they truly just fucking sit around all day not working or doing anything while they steal all their money from actual workers
The harder u work the less you make in this world
@@tylerandleahcanadian3888 doesnt apply to everything lol
@@vv285 I mean most jobs lol
Hard labour doesn't pay very well man
This resembles my anti-depression quarantine routine that I tried to do.
*Cause I had more than enough time*
hahahaha
"Billionaires work so much harder than us"
Also Billionaires: have time every morning to do 6 hours of nonsense instead of working
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That is not a morning routine. Nobody does that every single morning. If they do, they're an absolute psychopath.
technically correct, there's been studies done that show that sociopaths are more successful in business
kurtis just shamelessly and absolutely DUNKING on billionaires is my favorite thing ever
My husband is a personal trainer and he has explained the physiological benefits of going from really cold to really hot (ice bath then sauna and repeat) but I cannot stress enough how little I care about that because cold showers are Evil Incarnate.
Cant going from cold to hot like give u a heart attack
@@12venni in very, very extreme cases sure. Like if they warm you up too quickly when you're hypothermic
@@12venni imagine dying from going from cold to hot 💀💀💀
@@z.spinney2058 Yeah thought so, im from Finland so i have heard of someone getting a heart attack from like going from a really hot sauna to ice swimming
@@12venni but that’s like litterally something millions of people do every day in finland. the person that died probably had some sort of health problems, if it was really that dangerous you’d be hearing it on the news every day that people died from it
The intro was everything. Roasting billionaires and their questionable taste is very enjoyable. Very tired of seeing those guys portrayed as role models by buisness journalists lmao. Most of them are straight up musky.
I agree making fun of billionaires but I don’t really agree with body shaming purely Cus of other people who have it for example my sister has the same eye problem as jeffy bezos and she’s pretty self conscious of it so it would effect her to see others be made fun of for it yknow (no hate)
@@indymay5760 I think the difference is that those people are portrayed as the peak of human performance, while having flaws like anyone - but they actually would have the money to fix this stuff yet look like a goon. (not bc of an eye in particular or anything, its more like the whole package with those guys - they are just goofy).
u mean...Elon Musky???
sry
@@indymay5760 Yeah, jokes are fine, but aren’t exclusive to the people being made fun of. They still hurt others who relate to the person being made fun of.
Yeah they just get away with it because people accept/idolise anything rich ‘successful’ people do, it’s like when models wear ugly outfits
It's a crime that someone managed to take ingredients as independently good as blueberries, avocado, spinach, and water and turn them into one of the worst smoothies in the world.
I'm just gonna say real quick, typically when making a smoothie, you cover the smoothie shit with the liquid, as opposed to the 4 millileters Kurtis put in it, hence the mud viscosity.
The compilation of Kurtis stepping into the shower was comedy gold
Shut up sub botter
You're allowed to bodyshame everyone.
Alpha breathing was a good contester
I recently learned that Bill Gates earns so much money per second that if he dropped a hundred dollar bill it literally would not be worth his time to pick it up
@@JesterSatans Why do you think someone like Bill is ever gonna spend time picking up a 100 dollar bill, hell, he might not even use notes and only uses cards or net-banking.
@@JesterSatans bro are you dumb...? Your comments make no sense and is grammatically incorrect.
Simply put, a man such as Bill Gates is too desensitized to money that he'd spend the effort of bending down to pick up a 100 dollar bill. He'd not even bat an eye if 100 dollars fell from his pockets since money at this point has little value to him.
@@karanaher5030It’s a metaphor.
jesus christ that's insane
@@karanaher5030do you take everything this literally
watching this after the submarine has been found
now you have to go into a submarine to see the titanic!
the crossover I never needed: kurtis and my boss (the narrator of the fucking morning routine video) 💀😭 I hate it here
you cant be serious... god that must be so surreal and almost borderline dystopian lol
@@jordynensor2081 the thing that’s so funny to me is that my boss isn’t actually a billionaire, the video kurtis reacted to was repurposed by a channel called “be inspired” I believe, and for some strange reason they titled it “billionaire morning routine”… my boss is just passionate about brain health and shared his morning routine and they turned it around and are like BILLIONAIRE MORNING ROUTINE
I hope you get a chance to give him shit about the "gems" and other crap he puts in his tea.
AHAHHHAHAHA
you should ask him what today’s to feel list says
the current trend of commentary youtubers leaving the clips where they stutter and confuse themselves in the video is so nice. it's funny and human
Cause we aren't human doings, we are human beings 😌😌
I’m still not over “squeet” from another recent video
time stamp?
@@Melissa-zr6zw physible, squeet, and surface leather
@@froggy5748 "h u h ?"
I actually add a splash of cold-ish water at the end of my hot showers for my hair and I’ve come to enjoy the waking-up effect. Makes me feel like a fresh boi
whats left is a one way ticket to the titanic
I'm sure a 2 hour routine is great for people who haven't hard to put actual work into doing anything in decades, and needs something mindbogglingly tedious to help stave off the lethargy.
if they stop moving for too long, rigor mortis sets in
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Exactly, first of all billionaires constantly get asked by bullshit websites "WhAt iS YoUr MorNiNg RoUtiNe?!?" so they can write yet another clickbait billionaire morning routine article, so they are constantly having to think up interesting things to say when asked this question, so a lot of it is purely made up.
But yes, the biggest problems a billionaire has to contend with are boredom and apathy, so a lot of them really do have crazy morning routines like this to help with the crushing depression of being a billionaire. Movie stars do the same thing, since every challenge and obstacle is removed from their lives, they need to fill it with ridiculous stuff like this to stop themsevles going insane.
Only billionaires who have *already made their money* and are living off the profits from their investements live like this, the ones that are still working every day to make even more money just eat breakfast and have a shower like everyone else.
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After doing Kurtis's routine, I entered a deep coma in which I became a billionaire. Thanks Kurtis!
deep comma
,
if you are still in coma...then we are just a part of your coma, and if you wake up... it might be the end of us 😱😱😱
I love men
6:26 this guy's onto something i breathed along (like an alpha) and this was the first time i've burst out laughing in ages
he should put “body shame a billionaire” on a shirt for merch
Kurtis's face after drinking that smoothie was absolutely priceless, poor guy, he was trying his best
@Quark agreed
@Quark Im glad that somebody said it fr, im friends with people who are religious but they know if they talk to me about it im going to have my own opinions. In my opinion religion was created to have power over people. Those who think alike are easy to control, makes sense when you see how hard christianity pushes to "recruit" people ive literally heard PRIESTS call people of the congregation "clients" its a money and power grab that all religion is. Spirituality without a "god" at least has scientific founding with energy and everything.
@Quark atheist cringe hehe
@Quark The spirits of the woods are disappointed in you.
@@raelauren504 who
"To become a billionaire, you inevitably have to exploit the working class."
Kurtis just earned double respect from me
@quark too long I ain't reading that. Congratulations. Or sorry idk
@@neo122333 he’s saying how much he loves religion and is a true believer
@Quark you are why people hate atheists
@Quark As an atheist, I would say, you're making other atheist look bad.
@Quark nobody gaf 😭
I’m shocked Kurtis didn’t comment on the Lion’s Mane in the tea- I mean, my first assumption was obviously that it was real lion hair, but when I looked it up, I learned that that shit’s a mushroom comparable to the taste of lobster. Vegan lobster tea. Every morning.
Bullying billionaires is alright. They can afford therapy.
wtf would you be saying this shit towards oprah, rihanna, steven spielberg or george lucas.... you hate on billioanires yet you forget about all the celebs you probably look up to and respect who are also billionaires. The irony and hypocrisy here is next level. im so sick of people who preach about hating the rich yet follow and worship mega rich celebs, buy thier merch and music or watch thier movies and tv shows, its ridiculous. Plus regardless if they have money, it's never ok to bully people, wtf... if you think that then your not a good person.... what a messed up mindset to have jesus christ.
@@bec1482no, most of us hate any and all billionaires actually. but nice try i guess. that's a really funny list of "good" rich people tho.
@@bec1482 It's not that deep. Celbreties put themselves out there and in providing their life to the public agree to the unavoidable terms and conditions that people are going to be hateful or spiteful whether that be genuinely or just the sake of taking a jab. Whether people admit to it or not, they will mostly fall into the latter category. Poking at people who have "accepted the terms and conditions" and have everything they can need, want and then some more will never be an unfunny working class cope and the butts of the joke won't give a shit because they have more important things to do.
@@miraclelynnette2078 no actually, most people in real life don't really care that much. It's just a small bunch of bitter, hateful, virtue signalling people on the internet who have a problem with them.
You completely glossed over my point, what i was trying to say was that most the people here hating on billionaires and rich people fawn over mega rich celebs. I was pointing out how ironic and hypocritical most people in this comment section are. I mean take george lucas, hes a billionaire yet is beloved by sci fi fans all over the world. Then theres singers like rihanna who has millions of followers on facebook and twitter and outside of social media she has millions more.... shes very successful and very popular.... and shes a billionaire. so your statement saying that most people hate them simply isnt true at all....
I know some billionaires are idiots but not all of them... it says more about you than them when you hate and make assumptions about a group of people you don't even know simply becuase they are successful.. You come across as extremely bitter and miserable and jealous. You dont sound like a very nice person to be around to be honest..... anyone who carries such hate and bitterness around with them is not someone i'd want to associate with..
It's amazing how productive someone can sound when they leave out all the employees they have to take care of mundane tasks. I believe this guy can make his own bed and brew his own tea, it's pretty simple and probably makes him feel self sufficient. But like, who's cooking dinner or buying groceries? Who's doing the laundry? Who's cleaning the bathroom? And if there are any kids, who's getting them ready for school and helping them with their homework? Probably not this dude.
Word
That's peasant work.
@BANICA»💋 my thoughts exactly
Kurtis just shrugging after going "I am bodyshaming. What are you gonna do about it?" is KILLING me
I don't think anyone was exactly rushing to the billionaire's aid 😂
You ok?
bestie, do i have news* for you
*billionaires are already stuffing themselves into metal tubes that i guess you could ride**
**if you learned how to survive under intense water pressure
For being such "hard working" and "important" people, billionaires seem to have a shit load of time to screw around all morning 🙃.
Kurtis looked so genuinely sad after a sip of the awful smoothie
And after each shower
@@unicornfabuloso lol that too
I like how kurtis didn't google "brain smoothie" recipes to make something that didn't taste like ass and just subjected himself to an approximation of a vague description in a video
He’s on that quadrillionaire mindset, does not have time for such triviality as looking things up.
@@ShanemanFP 💀💀💀
@@ShanemanFP god damn it you’re so right, how could i have been so ignorant 😭😭
@BANICA»💋 deadass????
Also tbf I've never in my life called them brain smoothie's but if you do it right healthy smoothies can taste fuckin awesome, I love me an avocado banana smoothie and no one can stop me from constantly making them
This was hilarious. Reminds me not to take myself or life too seriously. But these are super helpful tips to some degree. It’s not about getting rich but living a good life.
okay, right off the bat... does this routine include a submarine...
I know it's so easy to clown on but "I'm a human being, not a human doing" is literally advice my therapist has given me. The way I use it is to remind myself that I deserve empathy and love even if I don't "do anything" and I just am. It's been a good reminder for me personally, as someone with depression. But I feel like it comes out a lot more pretentious when it's sold by these faux intellectual billionaires
I misread your comment and thought you said that it reminded you that you don’t deserve empathy and I was so concerned for you
i think he was making fun of it because it is extremely ironic for a billionaire to say that. theyre not human doings, but the people who work for them are.
@@periwinklephoenix no for sure, I fully agree with you there. I just wanted to make sure folks know it's not inherently bad advice. Just pretentious coming from rich jerks lol
based scatman reference
my the rapist has given thou?
the batshit crazy morning routine kurtis came up with actually seems more enjoyable than the other one
He needs to make a part 2 doing his proposed morning routine for a week
I really wanted him to actually make a cosmic brownie Mountain Dew smoothie :(
As someone who drinks a cuo of tea pretty much every day, I recommend doing it at night. It helps you get up (gotta pee), it keeps your mouth from getting dry while trying to sleep, and it taste...okay. I would recommend chamomile!
@@Lem0nswrd true
he looked so sad when he took a sip of that smoothie i almost cried
“You’re allowed to body shame a billionaire”
- Kurtis Connor 2022
They can afford to have surgeries whenever they want 👍 I can't afford any surgeries unfortunately
333 likes, the universe says we're on the right track by shaming billionaires
oof the o
I MADE THE LIKES 666
Main take away point: Everyone who says they do all this stuff in the morning is absolutly lying.
Maybe on their days off but probably not, this is to much carpe-diem
another takeaway is: don't copy others, figure out what works for you personally
Except Trisha paytas, that’s the one thing I’ll give her
My morning routine consists of rolling out of bed, showering while half-asleep, rushing to class an hour early because if I’m not an hour early I’ll be two hours late, killing time by drinking my morning coffee and eating Franzbrötchen at the university café, and finally going to class to catch up on the sleep I did not get the night before.
So yeah. I do stuff. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?
@@paris5410 My morning routine is very similar to this! We're just trying to survive lol.
its kinda funny how billionaires dont realize their calling themselves out by sharing these ‘routines’, they literally just have nothing to do in the morning unlike normal people
OH MY GOD THE PICTURE OF MARK ZUCKERBERG ON A SURFBOARD 😭
"you're allowed to body shame a billionaire." spoken like a true king
The thing is though, that the billionaires doesn't see that. But other people with similar bodies do, and it hurts them. I'm all for taking down billionaires, I think being that rich is absolutely morally reprehensible, but I don't think body shaming is the way to go about it since it won't actually hurt them, but only hurt other people.
@@milkispolitics I don’t know if kurtis have that many old white man watching him, and if he has they’re not really a >minority< you know? so...still pretty harmless
@@milkispolitics Maybe they should brush their teeth then?
@@_slvgnt what about the jeff bezos eye thing? i m sure theres a lot of ppl with similar “issues” here, it seems pretty common
and also its not really about a person with this exact thing watching a video and getting sad, although theres always a possibility of that. its about mindset towards body positivity in general. if an insecure person sees someone roasting someone else’s looks, they will probably get sad too, even if they dont have the same exact “problem”
14:03 twenty minutes of medication? What are you Charlie Bartlett? Lol I looked up that movie to get his last name right and I found out it was made in 2007!! Boy does time fly
18:55 that's what she said
as a years long fan of kurtis ive gotta say i was so shocked to realise that hes actually rich and has a really nice house,, i kinda forgot he's actually a famous youtuber and not just some guy in a room
he’s living well but even someone who makes like 40k/mo is nowhere near the 1% it’s insane to think abt just how rich billionaires really are
@@betsapp8501 that is extremely true but no one said that
Same. Then I saw that shower and realized oh yeah, he's really successful
Yeah, but not everyone with fancy things has as much money as you might think. I know people with decor like that who go out for $60 brunch like 3 times a week, and they're struggling to pay rent. Even needed their parents to pay for car repairs
Yeah, but not everyone with fancy things has as much money as you might think. I know people with decor like that who go out for $60 brunch like 3 times a week, and they're struggling to pay rent. Even needed their parents to pay for car repairs
I’m case anyone needs the list:
- wake up and pour red wine on your sheets
- eat a sleeve of saltines
- beta breathing
- thomas the tank engine theme song at full blast on the tv
- think about every mistake
- blazing hot fire with your journal
- leave your to feel list blank
- make a Mountain Dew and cosmic brownie smoothie
- guzzle it
- play tony hawks pro skater two until you pass out from exhaustion or a heart attack
❤️You’re welcome❤️
ily😭😭
Omg thaaaanks 😊
good MORNING
I ligit wanna see someone do this tho
The Thomas part sent me😂
nahhh not me taking a full ass year to realise that the reason these rich and successful people make their beds is bc nobody sleeps with them 💀💀
...or bc they're gone before morning
the dream thing is hilarious. i just know you're not telling me that the dream i had of juggling tomatoes while jumping over a car is me working on solutions to the problems i face in my daily life
Your completely incomprehensible sentence after drinking the tea and then “ya know?” made me laugh so hard, thank you!
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same!
@@ericaheap the professor? you're alive?
@@mothma_am mothman? you exist??
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