I paid for the Hooked app and immediately regretted it

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  • @SenkaBandit
    @SenkaBandit 4 роки тому +6012

    *gets shot by a gun*
    “Ugh this stomach ache is killing me.”

  • @fayept
    @fayept 3 роки тому +13095

    ah, yes, the two genders: scary and romantic

    • @lucvalor
      @lucvalor 3 роки тому +18

      Lol

    • @misterminutes4504
      @misterminutes4504 3 роки тому +542

      Good thing I'm Bisexual

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 3 роки тому +289

      @@misterminutes4504 same. I would hate to be restricted to reading only romantic stories

    • @nutpeg6915
      @nutpeg6915 3 роки тому +89

      @@omnical6135 now i can only watch scary stories :D
      Life is pain, god is dead.

    • @samaradashwood1491
      @samaradashwood1491 3 роки тому +12

      genders ?? what do genders have to do with anything ?? I think you mean genres

  • @abeingthatishuman
    @abeingthatishuman 2 роки тому +5990

    So you're telling me, her plan was to show up to a party with her "boyfriend" find the guy she actually likes and hope he hits on her. Pretty sure him hitting on a girl whose already got a boyfriend is a pretty big red flag right ther

    • @Sam-nz3vj
      @Sam-nz3vj 2 роки тому +740

      I know, how is he a jerk for hooking up with another girl at a party when he’s single and to his knowledge, she has a boyfriend???

    • @ryuken0088
      @ryuken0088 Рік тому

      Nah it's not a red flag as long as that's theDick she wants

    • @elizacarrie7433
      @elizacarrie7433 Рік тому +25

      Lol she didn’t want to date him, I think I remember that she just wanted him to be her first kiss. Also, the guy pretending to be her boyfriend is just the dude who ran into her room, who not only isn’t her boyfriend, but is only doing it as a favor in return for hiding him from his ex

    • @WinWinWoo
      @WinWinWoo Рік тому +81

      @@elizacarrie7433 ye we all watched the video

    • @ameliabadeeelia
      @ameliabadeeelia 9 місяців тому +2

      @@WinWinWoo yeah you did but they're just telling the person who wrote this comment

  • @thatchick115
    @thatchick115 2 роки тому +5080

    The funny thing is her toxicology report JUST came in confirming cyanide, the police were probably alerted and her death will be looked into so Bri def isn’t getting away with it

    • @ArLnkin
      @ArLnkin 2 роки тому +5

      She could put Cyanide in the food that the boyfriend cooked!

    • @gemkeys2087
      @gemkeys2087 2 роки тому +37

      @@ArLnkin thats like the whole premise of the story. but like, how?

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 2 роки тому +184

      @@gemkeys2087 maybe she was the boyfriend all along

    • @maxstark4744
      @maxstark4744 2 роки тому +324

      @@ashikjaman1940 "The perfect crime! I pretend to be her boyfriend, then I make the police think her boyfriend killed her so instead of arresting me, they arrest her boyfriend... Who is me. Shit."

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius Рік тому

      The police investigate and find a long log of texts from the victim about how she believes her boyfriend is poisoning her, complete with at least circumstantial evidence (she states it happens every time Eve goes to his house, etc.).

  • @kateolwill8645
    @kateolwill8645 3 роки тому +5539

    love the implication that if ur doctor found cyanide in your system they would just. let u go. lmao

    • @hehelaugh
      @hehelaugh 3 роки тому +489

      like yeah, you're dying, but i'm busy, get out of here

    • @okaayushi
      @okaayushi 3 роки тому +247

      That's cuz they said "HELP LET ME GO"

    • @brookd7654
      @brookd7654 3 роки тому +110

      @@okaayushi STOP KIDNAPPING ME

    • @monke980
      @monke980 3 роки тому +54

      @Claire Morgan HE WAS JUST A DOLPHIN SWIMMIN IN THE SEA

    • @peepeecrusher5765
      @peepeecrusher5765 3 роки тому +1

      h u

  • @kdsfhkljfnsdfo1323
    @kdsfhkljfnsdfo1323 4 роки тому +3838

    "What story genre do you want, scary or romantic?"
    Drew: Romantic please
    "Okay. Here's a somewhat romantic short film. Followed by only scary stories, of course"

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 4 роки тому +18

      What story genre do you want, say or romantic ? Drew: roantic? Please drew: roantic please

    • @randallcarissa
      @randallcarissa 4 роки тому +2

      1000th like!!!

    • @lauryn1239
      @lauryn1239 4 роки тому +4

      Taylor Anderson wtf

    • @j.l.atheprodigy
      @j.l.atheprodigy 4 роки тому +7

      Romantic vs Scary?
      Me: What's the difference?

  • @pineappletwoface3224
    @pineappletwoface3224 2 роки тому +3543

    A lady my mom knew was being heavy metal poisoned by her husband, not enough to kill her, but enough to keep her sick enough to be dependent on him. It took 2 YEARS for anybody to believe her that he was the one doing it. She got accused of doing it to herself for attention. She got away, but he never faced charges.

    • @husband-of-chinggis
      @husband-of-chinggis 2 роки тому +523

      Jeez, that's terrible. I'm always astounded by people's refusal to believe women 🤨

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles 2 роки тому +10

      @@husband-of-chinggis How? People have been treating women horribly for millennia now.... is it REALLY that surprising?

    • @husband-of-chinggis
      @husband-of-chinggis 2 роки тому +125

      @@nomoretwitterhandles You think things are changing until you hear things like this!

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles 2 роки тому +1

      @@husband-of-chinggis As someone who has a vagina and doesn't even identify as a woman, I am very aware of how this world treats women. Whether I want to be or not, I am forced to be a woman because of how society treats me. It may not be obvious to actual women, but it's obvious to me.

    • @husband-of-chinggis
      @husband-of-chinggis 2 роки тому +124

      @@nomoretwitterhandles Okay? You don't gotta be superior about it. I'm a nonbinary person with a vagina, too. I'm just an optimistic person who doesn't experience much sexism. And it's just a youtube comment.

  • @NASkeywest
    @NASkeywest 2 роки тому +1474

    I immediately thought that the “panty raid” story about Roy hiding in a girls closet would turn out he was in Jim’s closet.

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius Рік тому +1

      I thought Jim and the girl were going to turn out to be laying a trap. Especially after it was mentioned the girl was texting someone, I figured that person would turn out to be Jim, and this entire thing was a setup to kidnap the man. Think sort of like the beginning to Psycho, where a bad person gets caught be an even worse person and horror ensues.

    • @paarthmathur5532
      @paarthmathur5532 Рік тому +193

      That would have been much funnier

    • @magnifichades9710
      @magnifichades9710 Рік тому +6

      Honesty yes

    • @HopeIsADrug11037
      @HopeIsADrug11037 Рік тому +32

      much better story tbh

    • @sabrinay4739
      @sabrinay4739 Рік тому +50

      And Jim would also be in the closet

  • @celumbral9334
    @celumbral9334 5 років тому +3821

    "dry skin all over the floor" "doesn't even look like a girl anymore" "disgusting!"
    don't worry dude it's just me with my eczema

    • @paulcreenis3757
      @paulcreenis3757 5 років тому +38

      - celumbral tea haha eczema. That’s haha me too thanks

    • @osheenyeeha1162
      @osheenyeeha1162 5 років тому +119

      “her body’s repulsive” just me and my aveeno

    • @biandi9743
      @biandi9743 5 років тому +8

      Omg this comment is amazing 😂

    • @rhexakaomi8898
      @rhexakaomi8898 5 років тому +4

      Same

    • @kindaashitpost4290
      @kindaashitpost4290 5 років тому +73

      *slathers own body with a thick coat of aveeno and aquaphor* mmm you like that?

  • @kyevmanus3702
    @kyevmanus3702 4 роки тому +5684

    Mom can I have netflix?
    No we have netflix at home
    Netflix at home:

  • @Potatinized
    @Potatinized Рік тому +490

    It's fun to see that it's in texting format. As if Dan came to catch her spitting out the food, and then reached for his phone to confront her while standing in front of her.

  • @joelthompson5641
    @joelthompson5641 2 роки тому +345

    Like how he explicitly chose romance over horror and the first story he gets is a guy getting murdered by some monster after perving on her in the show, makes my heart flutter

  • @lotsoftreble9907
    @lotsoftreble9907 4 роки тому +3758

    i like how we're supposed to feel sympathetic for roy and jim even though they've stalked and are now taking a video of a nude person without her consent after breaking into their house

    • @tomeddy9709
      @tomeddy9709 4 роки тому +66

      jim and roy, like da office, the show that no one has ever heard of

    • @diorsxf
      @diorsxf 4 роки тому +1

      tom eddy I’ve heard of the office
      I haven’t watched it in a while cri

    • @pantherreggie
      @pantherreggie 4 роки тому +6

      I was about to like this but.... it has 666 likes.

    • @diorsxf
      @diorsxf 4 роки тому +4

      Darn it, somebody liked it so it’s not 711

    • @Panndia
      @Panndia 4 роки тому +66

      Lol right? I’m like, “eat him girl!” You do you, gettcha self a little post workout snack!

  • @inaynaycoleman
    @inaynaycoleman 3 роки тому +13013

    The girl wasn’t an alien, thats just what girls do when we realize we’re being secretly recorded

  • @justmagdalenadownhere
    @justmagdalenadownhere 11 місяців тому +112

    They gave you the options of scary/romantic, nowhere in there did they give you the option of a _good_ story.

  • @pressxfor7219
    @pressxfor7219 2 роки тому +350

    I remember when hooked was free and people could upload there own stories. Then they removed all the stories and replaced them with ones that the hooked staff created. You also had to pay to read them.

    • @sapphirethesapphic
      @sapphirethesapphic 2 роки тому +11

      were the fanmade stories good?

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius Рік тому +53

      @@sapphirethesapphic No.

    • @pressxfor7219
      @pressxfor7219 Рік тому +28

      @@sapphirethesapphic did not see your comment. Very few of the stories were good enough to make me want to continue reading them. And I mean very very few. So many of them were downright cringe self-inserts.

    • @shrimpshufflr7745
      @shrimpshufflr7745 Рік тому +17

      @@pressxfor7219 the way I need the old hooked app now because I have wattpad for that EXACT reason

  • @GrainneMhaol
    @GrainneMhaol 4 роки тому +5023

    There's a rumour that Trevor Holt has the biggest...
    age of anyone at this university. Honestly, he looks 35 at least.

    • @sdburrah1909
      @sdburrah1909 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @tiredamateur
      @tiredamateur 4 роки тому +2

      Noooooo

    • @ck7993
      @ck7993 4 роки тому +3

      Sweet school creepiness

    • @ck7993
      @ck7993 4 роки тому

      Wait it's other peole who launched the rumor bunch of weirdos

    • @ck7993
      @ck7993 4 роки тому

      @Hongyi Duan you're right lol

  • @elliemccalmon3467
    @elliemccalmon3467 3 роки тому +9949

    Hooked is just a worse, 100% more expensive version of wattpad.

    • @meliycon-roma4112
      @meliycon-roma4112 3 роки тому +96

      you arent wrong...

    • @nagisa0931
      @nagisa0931 3 роки тому +480

      At least 80% of Wattpad is free.

    • @anastasiao4036
      @anastasiao4036 3 роки тому +248

      @@Ruby-yb8kk At least webtoons is free with actually good stories lol

    • @spiltmilk0204
      @spiltmilk0204 3 роки тому +50

      wattpads better lmao

    • @Hellothere-mz1sv
      @Hellothere-mz1sv 3 роки тому +9

      LMAO I WAS LITERALLY GONNA SAY THAT

  • @elizabethfrohn-hengst296
    @elizabethfrohn-hengst296 2 роки тому +140

    What I think is funny is that the girl has all the symptoms of arsenic poisoning and the delay also makes sense but then they make it cyanide for literally no reason screwing up the whole thing

  • @fizzymilk2246
    @fizzymilk2246 2 роки тому +998

    I hear Trevor Holt has the biggest...
    credit card debt

  • @Feliciash
    @Feliciash 4 роки тому +6187

    ”Trevor Holt has the biggest...”
    *pokemon card collection*

  • @tinglesrosyrupeeland
    @tinglesrosyrupeeland 4 роки тому +9079

    "and me, the virgin"
    if he has the biggest 'you know what' she's gonna have a bad time

    • @nutellacastle
      @nutellacastle 4 роки тому +1377

      yeah, that's exactly what i was thinking, like if you're a virgin you don't want to lose that virginity to the biggest dick out of anyone you know

    • @jacksonsalyerbehr7871
      @jacksonsalyerbehr7871 4 роки тому +167

      ok virgins

    • @nutellacastle
      @nutellacastle 4 роки тому +1435

      @@jacksonsalyerbehr7871 yes of course. what were you expecting? holding hands before marriage?😩🤢 gross, bro.

    • @shay610yearsago2
      @shay610yearsago2 4 роки тому +72

      tinglesrosyrupeeland yea and what if it don’t fit

    • @JustMe-rm2pw
      @JustMe-rm2pw 4 роки тому +69

      Lube is a thing bro.

  • @heklyr3370
    @heklyr3370 2 роки тому +65

    I like how they’re talking/arguing in the same room about being poisoned…through text messages

  • @esobelisk3110
    @esobelisk3110 2 роки тому +61

    I think that last story would’ve been significantly better if it happened 10 years ago in a detective story.
    it’s just easier to gloss over the decision to kill someone for a book she has no guarantee will see commercial success, if we start out the story with her being a renowned author.
    also, I can clearly imagine Poirot giving his monologue revealing the killer like
    “but the food, it was clean. monsieur Dan was not the one responsible for mademoiselle Eve’s mysterious illness…”
    “but the poison, it was not in the food, nonono, it was in the drink.”
    “because it was *you*, mademoiselle Bri, who poisoned your friend, so that you could publish her book under your own name!”

  • @rhi2021
    @rhi2021 3 роки тому +14750

    “But I’m invested in this app”
    Would you say you’re..hooked?

  • @thatlycantomboy
    @thatlycantomboy 4 роки тому +8367

    I got an ad for Hooked where the first line was “Feeling thirsty, Drew?”
    so anyways

    • @Purriah
      @Purriah 4 роки тому +16

      Get out, furry

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 4 роки тому +394

      @@Purriah your name is an animal pun of a word that means outcast. Your name is a synonym of furry

    • @wawanaqueer
      @wawanaqueer 4 роки тому +27

      I GOT THE EXACT SAME ONE JUST NOW

    • @pigeonbraine
      @pigeonbraine 4 роки тому +26

      ThatLycanTomboy I got an ad on this video for the 2nd Trevor and the Virgin💀💀

    • @lilly4608
      @lilly4608 4 роки тому +9

      booty_ hunter420 oh shiii 😶

  • @felixramminger5556
    @felixramminger5556 3 місяці тому +20

    Drew signing up as danny gonzales is peak comedy

  • @gamernotvalid9452
    @gamernotvalid9452 2 роки тому +69

    I'm surprised Drew hasn't heard of husbands or wives slowly poisoning their beloved with antifreeze and other chemicals. Slowly over time so hardly no trace will be found. It's really not that unheard of.

  • @NinjaPickle
    @NinjaPickle 4 роки тому +7664

    Trevor Holt is known around my school for having the largest
    *Chicken Run (2001) Holiday Special DVD collection*

  • @llie841
    @llie841 5 років тому +4499

    the “p-p-p-p-poisoned me” bit reminded me of that vine
    “t-t-t-t-tARGETTTT”

  • @fnord3125
    @fnord3125 2 роки тому +259

    Why did Eve only feel sick after eating Dan's food if Bri was poisoning her???

    • @anyways-7813
      @anyways-7813 2 роки тому +45

      There could be multiple reasons for this, one, Bri would only poison Eve on days she went to her boyfriend house to pin the blame on him, two, she could always sneak into the house (which is very unlikely) to poison her food I suggest the first one

    • @thedamnedcat3240
      @thedamnedcat3240 Рік тому +15

      they were both poisoning her

    • @TheStopmotion2
      @TheStopmotion2 4 місяці тому +13

      Simple, his cooking sucks

    • @khaosB47
      @khaosB47 8 днів тому

      Writer forgot where that plot thread was going to lead

  • @benmichels8462
    @benmichels8462 2 роки тому +53

    I love how they were still texting in person. Just casually sitting next to each other, about 2 feet away, texting each other.

  • @suburbanmomsally5036
    @suburbanmomsally5036 5 років тому +3092

    I would absolutely pay for the Hooked App if Drew Gooden narrated every damn story on it. Otherwise, no.

    • @softbabeh
      @softbabeh 5 років тому +1

      Suburban Mom Sally tru dat

    • @RG-gp4jz
      @RG-gp4jz 5 років тому +1

      Suburban Mom Sally 1k likes first

    • @gamma2816
      @gamma2816 5 років тому +2

      They should contact him and put him on payrole. xD

    • @wisteria444
      @wisteria444 5 років тому

      Suburban Mom Sally omg yes

    • @emmaw5330
      @emmaw5330 5 років тому

      Suburban Mom Sally don’t give him any ideas lol

  • @jamieboo2923
    @jamieboo2923 5 років тому +3630

    if someone looks at drew’s search history ...
    “how long does cyanide take to kill someone”
    “how long does blood test takes to come back”

    • @teganbarber9011
      @teganbarber9011 5 років тому +193

      FBI OPEN UP

    • @caxton9948
      @caxton9948 5 років тому +160

      jamie boo probably some “Danny Gonzales and drew Gooden fan fiction” searches in there too

    • @keybladi
      @keybladi 5 років тому +97

      Imagine his wife going on his phone and find that

    • @selahhess7415
      @selahhess7415 5 років тому +18

      I’m locking my doors tonight

    • @Lifes_a_Willow
      @Lifes_a_Willow 5 років тому +5

      jamie boo that’s what I was thinking! 😂😂

  • @Candied_yamz
    @Candied_yamz 2 роки тому +406

    I like how Roy hiding in a girls closet and trying to film her naked w out her knowing just makes him “kind of a pervert”.. KIND OF ??? Bruh

  • @georgialilly7467
    @georgialilly7467 Рік тому +29

    Much better ending to the poison story would be if Eve figured out that it was Bri but didn't say anything about it. Bri brings over the wine, and Eve poisons Bri's glass while she isn't looking.

  • @nataliehanna3304
    @nataliehanna3304 5 років тому +4871

    i would, however, definitely pay $40/yr if all of these stories were read to me by drew in this manner

    • @TibbyII
      @TibbyII 5 років тому +34

      @Drew pay attention

    • @serenityo
      @serenityo 5 років тому

      yes tho

    • @Lifes_a_Willow
      @Lifes_a_Willow 5 років тому

      Yes!

    • @tommer9621
      @tommer9621 5 років тому +15

      @@FissionCube He literally said in the video he had to pay for it. He said that he started the trial last week and didn't cancel by accident 18:26

    • @FissionCube
      @FissionCube 5 років тому

      ​@@tommer9621 whys ur tone so angery jesus christ?? by the time u replied i had relaised that and deleted it, like, try refreshing b4 replying to mistakes in case they already realised??

  • @I8chips88
    @I8chips88 5 років тому +2348

    Me: I’m not downloading Hooked.
    Hooked: I guess you’re gonna miss the panty raid.

  • @sabba6018
    @sabba6018 Рік тому +237

    The panty raid story is crazy. It’s about two perverts (the protagonists) illegally filming a (probably) child with a skin condition

    • @eeveeofalltrades4780
      @eeveeofalltrades4780 11 місяців тому +18

      More like, a monster

    • @lemongreed7916
      @lemongreed7916 11 місяців тому +14

      I thought it was a reptiloid

    • @LuigiGamesful
      @LuigiGamesful Місяць тому +3

      Kinda sus how the first thing that came to your mind is a child

  • @awesomesuncoolfriend
    @awesomesuncoolfriend 2 роки тому +44

    Why does eve (poisoned girl) jump straight to the conclusion that her bf is poisoning her? Surely it's way more plausible that he just uses a cleaning product she's slightly allergic to

  • @vizarra5769
    @vizarra5769 5 років тому +2823

    Ok but I would definitely pay 40 dollars a year if Drew and Danny Gonzalez read the stories the same way they read that fanfic about themselves.

    • @beckybergman6023
      @beckybergman6023 5 років тому +9

      That would be awesome. Maybe us watching with adds would balance the cost!

    • @intagiblemist9676
      @intagiblemist9676 5 років тому

      Bingo. This reminded me of that

    • @micgil4193
      @micgil4193 5 років тому

      1000th like on the comment bois

    • @kyrstenmarie
      @kyrstenmarie 5 років тому

      KovatePrivalski97 YES

  • @tsukihanyou
    @tsukihanyou 5 років тому +3499

    Okay but why did she print the book? She could've just like... taken the file.........

    • @carolinepark
      @carolinepark 5 років тому +385

      bet she did it for the extra scare factor,, printers unexpectedly starting up is the scariest shit ever man

    • @FissionCube
      @FissionCube 5 років тому +135

      @@carolinepark even when i print something i get scared of the noise

    • @junipiter4689
      @junipiter4689 5 років тому +35

      She’s gonna need to print it anyways

    • @jzua3354
      @jzua3354 5 років тому +72

      KorobkAA true why would she waste her own printer ink printing out a whole book her dead friend won’t need the ink. What if she dosen’t even have a printer is she gonna go to a library and pay 15¢ per page hell no

    • @kingtut7213
      @kingtut7213 5 років тому +7

      D&D must have written this Hooked clip

  • @claytonharbaugh308
    @claytonharbaugh308 2 роки тому +77

    About the cyanide, what you said about cyanide instantly killing you isn’t entirely true. There was one person known to have survived cyanide poisoning, and now I’m convinced that the main character’s real name is Grigori Rasputin, she’s a Russian monk, and this entire story is set in 1916 Saint Petersburg.

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius Рік тому +8

      It is very unlikely Rasputin actually was as tenacious as people believe he was. Considering the stories of him surviving come entirely from his assassins, it seems far more likely Rasputin's killers just didn't want to admit they were really bad at their jobs.
      No, the person who survived Čabrinović, one of the assassins of Franz Ferdinand. When he failed to kill the Archduke (this is a story I highly recommend reading by the way, it's actually hilarious how badly everyone involved managed to fuck up) he tried to jump in a river and swim to safety, only to realise it was low tide and the river was only a few feet deep, and then tried to eat cyanide to avoid capture, only to immediately vomit it up, not even giving it enough time to start being digested. In this case, there are many witnesses and the man was finally taken alive.

    • @dopesickdog
      @dopesickdog Рік тому +3

      HAHAHAHAHA
      but, seriously, he probably wasn't superhuman & the story's more propaganda to write off their botched assassination attempts

    • @dopesickdog
      @dopesickdog Рік тому +1

      @@trianglemoebius every time i hear that story it's like the first time. Legendary

    • @Jartran72
      @Jartran72 Рік тому

      0.5mg per litres will kind of get you the symptoms described in the story. About 2 mg/l will lead to seizures, bleeds and often lifelong neurological damage. 3mg/l will be lethal 99% of the time within few minutes. Incredibly painful (all pain receptors in the body firing kind of pain) minutes until death and nothing can really save you now

  • @slbock
    @slbock 2 роки тому +80

    I would pay $4.99 a week for Drew to do dramatic readings of these stories.

  • @nerdcity
    @nerdcity 5 років тому +7102

    "WAT!?" by F. Scott Fitzgerald

    • @rozempire2843
      @rozempire2843 5 років тому +10

      Nerd City I don’t get it

    • @ascovers5132
      @ascovers5132 5 років тому +246

      The great WATsby

    • @nerdcity
      @nerdcity 5 років тому +86

      Anna Rahal - Nice, there it is :)

    • @tesshope4449
      @tesshope4449 5 років тому +79

      Jay:
      Daisy?????? Your husband just shot me!!!!!!
      Daisy:
      WAT???

    • @user_imyarek
      @user_imyarek 5 років тому +6

      Шнеге iз уоиг соптепт блэт?

  • @maximairapetov5450
    @maximairapetov5450 3 роки тому +19605

    I wonder what Drew’s wife thought when she saw his last 2 searches were “how long does it take for a blood test to come back” and “how long does it take for cyanid to kill”

  • @brittanyhydorn970
    @brittanyhydorn970 2 роки тому +20

    You reading "Panty Raid" sounding like a 2yr old just made my day! 😆😂🤣

  • @nar4120
    @nar4120 2 роки тому +16

    i love how it’s in a texting form i just imagine dan and the main character just standing up in the bathroom texting each other

  • @Amaraofficial
    @Amaraofficial 5 років тому +4339

    I’d pay $250 a year if Drew read all the stories.

  • @pastelbunnystream
    @pastelbunnystream 4 роки тому +3354

    “All theses flakes of skin falling off her body” so the girl has psoriasis, It happens don’t judge

    • @whishiwhooshi5783
      @whishiwhooshi5783 4 роки тому +110

      She's a lizard!

    • @eliasschanz6659
      @eliasschanz6659 3 роки тому +7

      Damn. 730 likes and only 1 comment

    • @olivebe4793
      @olivebe4793 3 роки тому +71

      Psoriasis gang rise up 😔✊

    • @doctorcorgi3134
      @doctorcorgi3134 3 роки тому +22

      Anyone mind telling me what psoriasis is? Thank you 😊

    • @_sleepy_head11
      @_sleepy_head11 3 роки тому +36

      @@doctorcorgi3134 Its a condition when your skin gets itchy and scaly

  • @beckylemonade1705
    @beckylemonade1705 Рік тому +17

    As an aspiring author, I can confirm I have a deep fear that all my friends are trying to poison me and steal my book ideas.

  • @FilleEtoile222
    @FilleEtoile222 Рік тому +9

    Doctor (after 4 hours): Cyanide
    Also doctor: I will not offer help or call police

  • @milmil5350
    @milmil5350 5 років тому +2607

    I thought this was a dating app, not a paid version of Wattpad. 😁

    • @LegacyToons
      @LegacyToons 5 років тому +89

      Fun fact, wattpad has payed books now sooooooo...

    • @dullicecream
      @dullicecream 5 років тому +4

      About that....

    • @LegacyToons
      @LegacyToons 5 років тому +17

      @Im not racist I swear Eh. theres more than that but mostly shitty cliche stuff.

    • @kxk435
      @kxk435 5 років тому +4

      ScuseMeCouldYouPleaseLeave? Wattpad deserves it sadly 😔

    • @brejackson2721
      @brejackson2721 5 років тому +3

      This literally is a knockoff from a book on Wattpad 😂😂

  • @peytoncooper
    @peytoncooper 5 років тому +15551

    I give this app a broken marriage out of 10.

  • @catastropheintended88
    @catastropheintended88 Рік тому +12

    Trevor be lookin like someone’s first attempt at drawing a fictional celebrity turned in to a corndog bread

  • @deepsheep6115
    @deepsheep6115 Рік тому +32

    I could've lived my life 100% fine without remembering those dumbass ads

  • @damianwaynerobin5984
    @damianwaynerobin5984 5 років тому +1453

    "Anyway let's watch this story now."
    *Ad plays*
    You sneaky cheeky bastard

    • @thatonequietkid2453
      @thatonequietkid2453 5 років тому +50

      The fact that I got a hooked ad also makes it funnier

    • @Jacob87439
      @Jacob87439 5 років тому

      CHEEKI BREEKI

    • @gods.coffin
      @gods.coffin 5 років тому

      Same Brenda

    • @Isa-pt9wq
      @Isa-pt9wq 5 років тому

      me too i couldn't stop laughing at the fact that the same exact ad came on

  • @emilyalyssa3392
    @emilyalyssa3392 4 роки тому +21725

    i would pay to have him read all the hooked stories to me

    • @discontinuedcat1697
      @discontinuedcat1697 3 роки тому +62

      Ha, 69 likes

    • @anguslavy3102
      @anguslavy3102 3 роки тому +75

      Help im falling off a building not anymore mate

    • @Kanik_Crow
      @Kanik_Crow 3 роки тому +35

      As would I

    • @E3EK
      @E3EK 3 роки тому +23

      I would like your comment, but it would ruin the 420

    • @saintshrooms9424
      @saintshrooms9424 3 роки тому +12

      Help im falling off a building 😒

  • @Albeit_Jordan
    @Albeit_Jordan Рік тому +9

    14:49 I don't understand what we're reading, are these two characters sitting at a computer drinking wine together and texting each other?...

  • @heartysmartysisters
    @heartysmartysisters Рік тому +4

    2:59 i’ve watched this video like three times now and i never noticed that drew put danny’s name 💀

  • @Speed-TV
    @Speed-TV 3 роки тому +3804

    Why are all of their names three letters long lol

    • @GaiaTheLeafwing
      @GaiaTheLeafwing 3 роки тому +305

      can't count to four

    • @tunasandvich9609
      @tunasandvich9609 3 роки тому +75

      Get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head

    • @Speed-TV
      @Speed-TV 3 роки тому +10

      @@tunasandvich9609 13

    • @thatdude._.
      @thatdude._. 3 роки тому +17

      @@tunasandvich9609 ._. Doki Doki reference?

    • @tunasandvich9609
      @tunasandvich9609 3 роки тому +39

      @@thatdude._. Nah man it's just the pattern seeking brain seeing sus everywhere I go but Doki Doki Literature club is pretty fresh too

  • @cosmic.c
    @cosmic.c 3 роки тому +2089

    “She has brown spots all over her body”
    Home girl has vitiligo leave her alone

    • @cosmic.c
      @cosmic.c 3 роки тому +31

      AnnabelleSucks very true.

    • @cosmic.c
      @cosmic.c 3 роки тому +40

      AnnabelleSucks thank you for letting me know!

    • @breadbin4833
      @breadbin4833 3 роки тому +7

      @AnnabelleSucks then what's it called when folks have very dark patches on their skin?

    • @shelbycreed
      @shelbycreed 3 роки тому +81

      AnnabelleSucks well maybe she naturally has brown skin and the white-is vitiligo? Lol or she’s an alien-I’m way more scared of the dudes filming a naked chick who goes to their school without her knowing

    • @elliotk.8964
      @elliotk.8964 3 роки тому +14

      Bread Bin hyperpigmentation

  • @MoonbearStartiger
    @MoonbearStartiger Рік тому +8

    In that poisoning story, why are their stage directions if it's supposed to play like a realistic text exchange? That kinda ruins the "illusion" of the texting schtick as a storytelling device...

  • @LovJinxx
    @LovJinxx 2 роки тому +9

    the voice actingng of the text stories was my favorite part of the video lol, great acting and editing!! So funny

  • @lilagrace8227
    @lilagrace8227 5 років тому +15890

    I love that he signed up as Danny Gonzalez.

    • @sadtoast6122
      @sadtoast6122 5 років тому +713

      They are the same person

    • @MM-wk2tn
      @MM-wk2tn 5 років тому +404

      they are the same person

    • @tobisouza1294
      @tobisouza1294 5 років тому +530

      Couples who sign up together, stay together 😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍😘🥰👱🏻‍♂️🤜🏻🤛🏼👱🏼‍♂️

    • @mrskitkats
      @mrskitkats 5 років тому +40

      Hello fellow Lila

    • @lilagrace8227
      @lilagrace8227 5 років тому +37

      Lila Italian Last Name hello😂

  • @UnfamiliarEyes
    @UnfamiliarEyes 3 роки тому +9305

    All Hooked stories in a nutshell:
    Mom: listen
    Daughter: what?
    Mom: get out of the house
    Daughter: why?
    Mom: just go
    Daughter: but I can’t
    Mom: you must
    Daughter: no
    Mom: dammit Stephanie
    Daughter: what was that
    Mom: >:(
    Daughter: omg a ghost
    Mom: I have something to tell you... you’re dead and you’re haunting yourself
    Daughter: Mom?
    Daughter: omg she’s dead
    Story end

    • @meliycon-roma4112
      @meliycon-roma4112 3 роки тому +190

      lmfaooo

    • @d.olluwu
      @d.olluwu 3 роки тому +659

      you should be paid to write hooked stories for them

    • @shaqscrustytoes1376
      @shaqscrustytoes1376 3 роки тому +273

      OML THE NAME STEPHANIE SENT MEEEE😭😭😭😭

    • @shishira6986
      @shishira6986 3 роки тому +193

      Can we get a part two on this? I was really invested in the story.

    • @rohankhubchandani3694
      @rohankhubchandani3694 3 роки тому +21

      could not be said any better

  • @bitnewt
    @bitnewt Рік тому +4

    Your performances of the stories really elevated them

  • @teeth_denier
    @teeth_denier Рік тому +7

    I die every time Drew says "WÄT?!"

  • @quack_head_
    @quack_head_ 5 років тому +1919

    "I want to kiss Drew Longhorn."
    "Hm, don't we all?"

    • @howdj
      @howdj 5 років тому +39

      Yes, we saw the video.

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 5 років тому +17

      The part where Drew was talking on camera was my favorieit

    • @darkfyy
      @darkfyy 5 років тому +3

      Like to not undo

  • @mrturtletail3945
    @mrturtletail3945 4 роки тому +1612

    I like how all these stories, the characters are like texting their death.
    "I'm being chased help me! Oh my god she's going to kill me"
    "Aaaaaaahhhhhhh, I'M DYYYYYIINNN"
    "Phhhhh....."
    *Dead*

    • @uhhh8787
      @uhhh8787 4 роки тому +37

      Ikr like in the poison one they were both literally standing in the bathroom but texting each other??

    • @The_Viktor_Reznov
      @The_Viktor_Reznov 4 роки тому +18

      @@uhhh8787 I am pretty sure they were speech bubbles, not text messages. But then it doesn't make sense with texting while she's with Dan.

    • @trishalennex4630
      @trishalennex4630 3 роки тому +3

      Well to be fair they can’t tell the story any other way

    • @cheesecheese6950
      @cheesecheese6950 3 роки тому

      I was the 666th like.

    • @cheesecheese6950
      @cheesecheese6950 3 роки тому +1

      First name Last name
      I think they were supposed to be talking, but they probably can't add audio.

  • @DanielleBaum
    @DanielleBaum Рік тому +12

    I...I don't think cyanide poisoning could be tested for...at least not through regular blood work. this is someone that watched part of an episode of CSI and thought "I have it! best mystery ever!"

    • @Jartran72
      @Jartran72 Рік тому

      Yep + it taked over a month to get the test done. Cyanide is so lethal in such small doses that normally the only time it would be considered would be on autopsies. There are only a very few labs in america equipped to even do those tests. And police would be immediatly alerted and brought into this.. + other red flags but you know.. it is this kind of quality writing

  • @vinvalen
    @vinvalen 2 роки тому +4

    I've been on a binge of your videos and they genuinely make me laugh out loud. Please continue to make videos after you retire from videos

  • @nathanhoward9128
    @nathanhoward9128 4 роки тому +6184

    There is a rumor going around that Trevor Holt has the biggest
    *collection of vintage holographic pokemon cards*

    • @timcook247
      @timcook247 4 роки тому +124

      swoon

    • @hellothere5843
      @hellothere5843 4 роки тому +47

      He's gotta be one *swood* guy

    • @andersmith1484
      @andersmith1484 4 роки тому +91

      After reading this my pants are wetter than a water park

    • @andersmith1484
      @andersmith1484 4 роки тому +17

      Bruh I would also like to know I’m uhhh asking for a friend

    • @mlemp5426
      @mlemp5426 4 роки тому +9

      NO!!!! I DO!!!!

  • @dismantledbrain5910
    @dismantledbrain5910 4 роки тому +2179

    My mom always told me I inherited migraines from her. Little did I know she was actually putting cyanide in my coffee ever since I was 14.

    • @chxse.4008
      @chxse.4008 4 роки тому +1

      Dismantled Brain lol

    • @Flyingfairy03
      @Flyingfairy03 4 роки тому +2

      Lmao

    • @rosie1711
      @rosie1711 4 роки тому +44

      Cyanide tends to kill people instantly. She must have been using arsenic

    • @RayneLovesMovies
      @RayneLovesMovies 4 роки тому +10

      r/woooosh

    • @amandaacruz
      @amandaacruz 4 роки тому +19

      Rozerin Kaya not really, what you’re talking about is acute cyanide, but there’s also chronic cyanide, which is poisoning by small exposure over time...
      i only know this cause i googled it after drew talked about it in the video lol 😂

  • @petrabonnie
    @petrabonnie 2 роки тому +15

    Dude I fell asleep for a moment after the poison story. And I woke up to 21:19 this. I got so scared with the bg music and her expression xD

  • @serenafallin4475
    @serenafallin4475 Рік тому +6

    My cousins used to store food in their cheeks for days on end. I’d see them randomly chewing their breakfast at 3 am at sleepovers and it was the weirdest thing. They had a lot of productive visits at the dentist

  • @evemathieson
    @evemathieson 5 років тому +683

    I enjoyed how Jim and Roy’s accents gradually went from American to Norwegian back to American but more intense

    • @thefantorangster2491
      @thefantorangster2491 5 років тому +1

      Idk if that’s Norwegian but whatever

    • @evemathieson
      @evemathieson 5 років тому

      The Fantorangster it changed so much it’s hard to pin down tbh

  • @gayghostguy2089
    @gayghostguy2089 5 років тому +2161

    You like to watch 10 hours of DVD screensaver?
    *I knew you were a man of culture*

    • @anthonys6417
      @anthonys6417 5 років тому +5

      Caden K wow only 4 hours

    • @estebean2146
      @estebean2146 5 років тому +2

      Yeah don’t you.

    • @BeelzebubMontgomery
      @BeelzebubMontgomery 3 роки тому +2

      No way! Another Koda fan in the wild? Holy crap we need to be friends ASAP dude.

    • @madamebluebell4597
      @madamebluebell4597 3 роки тому +2

      Even better is DVD logo hits the corner EVERY TIME

    • @mysteryname6792
      @mysteryname6792 3 роки тому +1

      He was waiting for it to perfectly bounced off of a corner.

  • @nattyice23
    @nattyice23 2 роки тому +2

    Haven’t laughed out loud to a YT video in a while, thanks for that man. Subscribed 😁

  • @FidgetThePepperTheGhost
    @FidgetThePepperTheGhost 2 місяці тому +1

    4 years later and I still come back to this video for Drew's impressive dramatic readings of these stories.

  • @TheMaddness22
    @TheMaddness22 4 роки тому +11045

    Why is no one talking about how Trevor Holt looks like he's 50 years old

    • @althepal234
      @althepal234 4 роки тому +660

      Yeah lmao
      He looks like he’s 5-10 years older than her

    • @criistal_frappex253
      @criistal_frappex253 4 роки тому +88

      @@althepal234 right?!

    • @althepal234
      @althepal234 4 роки тому +32

      Stars Gacha yes

    • @gaytrise
      @gaytrise 4 роки тому +387

      I actually laughed when I read that he was supposed to be 21

    • @anistyme
      @anistyme 4 роки тому +236

      I guess she can call him...Daddy?

  • @davidmackayy
    @davidmackayy 5 років тому +4413

    I'd pay for this app if you narrated everything.

  • @calowenby1654
    @calowenby1654 Рік тому +2

    One of my personal favorite videos of Drew's.

  • @mattmoore2789
    @mattmoore2789 2 роки тому +1

    Your channels gold. Glad i got recommended it.

  • @finnatical9651
    @finnatical9651 3 роки тому +5750

    the fbi looking at your recent search history: 👁👄👁

  • @shwoorp
    @shwoorp 4 роки тому +18793

    “trevor holt has the biggest...”
    *bible study group.*

    • @futur3109
      @futur3109 4 роки тому +237

      *and*

    • @althepal234
      @althepal234 4 роки тому +635

      Bible
      Discussion and
      Study
      Meeting

    • @MoistFluid
      @MoistFluid 4 роки тому +56

      pooper

    • @Percy.404
      @Percy.404 4 роки тому +142

      He looks like the guy who would have one....

    • @althepal234
      @althepal234 4 роки тому +14

      Ochako Uraraka lmao Ochako

  • @CG-vd4nu
    @CG-vd4nu 2 роки тому +5

    Drew you deserve all good things in life.

  • @jdmbren13
    @jdmbren13 Рік тому +1

    Bro your a great story teller, I was deadd at that part

  • @dorkchops
    @dorkchops 5 років тому +30935

    *_Trevor Holt has the biggest_*
    _amount of love and respect for wamen and gorls_

  • @ivex_diggidy9986
    @ivex_diggidy9986 4 роки тому +2131

    The dude she wants to kiss looks like the jerky boyfriend in the bee movie

    • @-alyssa-marie-
      @-alyssa-marie- 4 роки тому +67

      Ivex_Diggidy WHAT ABOUT YOGURT NIGHT?!?!!!

    • @-alyssa-marie-
      @-alyssa-marie- 4 роки тому +55

      Ivex_Diggidy I PREFER ARTIFICIAL SWEETENER. MADE. BY. MAN. I KNOW IT HAS AN AFTERTASTE. I LIKE IT!!!!!!

    • @Sugarvenomohyeah
      @Sugarvenomohyeah 4 роки тому +52

      Ken wasnt jerky, he was the only fucking sane character 😂😂😂

    • @ivansusak9251
      @ivansusak9251 4 роки тому +4

      Wow fortnite profile pic. Get the hell outa here kid

    • @allyshortcake3807
      @allyshortcake3807 4 роки тому +5

      hey man he was the only sane person

  • @MisterPippy01
    @MisterPippy01 Рік тому +3

    This vid is old enough to give me nostalgia when I watch it.

  • @evegardullo2151
    @evegardullo2151 Рік тому +4

    Ok why is no one talking about how Drew put his name as Danny Gonzales, Iconic

    • @imzzei
      @imzzei 8 днів тому

      you are

  • @maineventjr1685
    @maineventjr1685 4 роки тому +2802

    Is it just me or most of the ads are like
    *YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF THERE! YOU'RE IN SERIOUS DANGER!*

    • @thatsEforEveryone
      @thatsEforEveryone 4 роки тому +46

      Everytime

    • @thatsEforEveryone
      @thatsEforEveryone 4 роки тому +5

      @sweet pineapple ?

    • @howlingwolves6448
      @howlingwolves6448 4 роки тому

      Ikr

    • @Percaning
      @Percaning 4 роки тому +59

      And the daughter is all like, “no, I need to find out what’s happening.”

    • @Krawberry
      @Krawberry 4 роки тому +56

      Percaning “I NEED YOU TO LEAVE THE HOUSE NOW, YOU ARE IN DANGER”
      “What are you talking about mom? What’s going on? Im not moving until you tell me”
      READ WHAT HAPPENS NEXT ON HOOKED

  • @GeezLouise27
    @GeezLouise27 5 років тому +4444

    Drew: I’m gonna sign up for the 7 days free
    *types “Danny Gonzalez”*

  • @Qyrnth
    @Qyrnth Рік тому +1

    I just found this channel. Fr I live for this dude commentaries. I hope there is other content like this. LMAO. Not hooked cos of suggestive stuff but more like how he pointed out how weird these are and they are LMAO. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jdaaa3515
    @jdaaa3515 2 роки тому +1

    Its great to see some imagination and creativity when talking about your sponsor. Well done

  • @ori_geva
    @ori_geva 5 років тому +2221

    I'd pay 15 bucks a month for you acting out all their stories

  • @BigBoy-ni3vb
    @BigBoy-ni3vb 4 роки тому +2938

    I fr just pressed the skip arrow when he was showing the ad

  • @marcomejia2335
    @marcomejia2335 2 роки тому +2

    First time I saw the video that Jim Roy Pam joke flew over my head

  • @dcornect53
    @dcornect53 2 роки тому +7

    About the poisoning one, you can actually keep giving someone a low dose of poison for months on end to keep them sick. Sometimes the best way to track something like that is to analyse some of your hair, since things like arsenic end up there after ingested. It can track poisoning for month in some cases. I watch a lot of medical and forensic documentaries...