The 355 - The First Flop Of 2022
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- I watch it so you don't have to. The 355 has the dubious honour of being the first major flop of the year, and after seeing it, I can understand why. Join me as I break down the disaster that is The 355.
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Fun fact: more people will watch this review then the actual movie.
More people have already enjoyed your comment than will enjoy the movie.
yup, im one of them
The sad sad world of entertainment we live in unfortunately
Sad i wont be alive in 25 years fir the 25th anniversary edition..
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I'm doing my part
Shoulda called it *Box Office: Impossible.*
That's pretty good
Or 180 as in degrees at the cinema door....
Nah….that actually sounds interesting. Can’t have that!
Lmaooo
Whenever I see a bunch of _"normal Women"_ without any bionic superpowers and the like, but strangely dominating in all possible Trailer fightscenes, I can already deduce that this is going to be a bullshit movie.
Just from the trailer alone we knew exactly what this movie was gonna be
When we went to see no way home this was one of the previews. It looked boring and awful.
And from the first words they said “they are the top agents in their country”
*just from the poster
I just wish they'd actually start playing 'round with the formula.
everything that's been done before if we're looking at the ideas in this film we've pretty much seen done before in much better movies
"Dad, why does the Drinker keep doing this to himself?"
""So we don't have to, son."
Just like The Nostalgia Critic.
He is our sin eater. In this case it is the corpse of The 355.
LOL
So True 😂😂😆🤣🤣
@@robingannaway8262 LoL... though I think i need to bleach my brain
The boyfriend who dies and then turns out to be a villain who faked his own death has to be one of the most predictable plot "twists" in modern story-telling.
@@sosexyimsexy3210 Man, I´d think you sexbots could at least be provided with a convincing comment.
@@hildegunstvonmythenmetz6095 They're more convincing than the plot of this movie
And they probably teach you not to do it in writing school
Thanks, even watching this video was giving this movie more attention than it deserves lmao
They could have really put the icing on that cake if he was captured and revealed he let himself get captured for…master plan.
Honestly I feel that female heroes in general have regressed. How did we go from Sarah Connor, Ellen Ripley and Sam Carter to… this?
Because VV@m3n write shet characters, those other VV@m3n were written by men and their fantasies if what VV@m3n ought to be, their not, in real life.
@@olympusentertainment2638 ah yes, man and VV@m3n
Movies in general have regressed. All the talented people are making superhero movies, which stifle their talent because there are too many cooks in the kitchen and too many formulas and narratives they have to follow. Actors aren't acting anymore, they're just playing themselves.
When 4th wave feminism decided that femininity was misogynistic. Now, female action heroes are just male action heroes with boobs, including all the same traits that people criticise as "toxic masculinity" when they're on male characters.
@@sup9542 not european, asian, independent former soviet countries' movies, iranian.... Not them, man. They have traditions. And don't forget - a great deal of american independent movies are great too. You should abolish commercial cinema as I did long ago, for example. Fk it and it's politics.
You really have to ask yourself, "Who are these movies made for?"
The spy genre fans don't want them
The fans of the actors dont want them
General movie fans dont want them
Do they just make these movies to feel good about themselves? Wouldn't be surprised
Hollywood is a bubble, so probably.
_"It's not about the money. It's about sending a message."_
- Someone tolerant and inclusive.
It's called propaganda. That is what Hollywood is, A propaganda machine, just like the network and cable news stations.
@@dylives7667 you forgot Diverse *-Reeeeeee-*
It is mind-boggling that this flik actually made $4 million on the release weekend.
A flop by any standard...but a few hundred thousand people actual stood in line and...paid money..to see this..uh..thing!
Drinker is right... There just isn't enough good scotch in the world.
Looking at the cast. They literally just tick boxes at this point.
as if they were Netflix
Ayyyy Camelot
The trailer was pretty honest about it.
Ladies like their boxes to be ticked.
Working from the inside, this is correct. If you apply for any kind of funding for the arts or community projects you have an actual tick box segment for diversity and inclusion and the form tells you that you must have a majority of them fulfilled to qualify. Besides this, your proposal also has to explain why it's good, not for the sake of it being a good and well written masterpiece or anything, but why it's good for fighting racism, sexism, trans/ homophobia and make minorities look equal to the "stereotypes" of previous movies/ games/ theatre project. Bare in mind that these stereotypes exist because they're relatable and successful, so by default, changing everything about those is a guaranteed flop of a project as the form is quite literally telling you to be as unrelatable and un-stereotypical as possible.
You know Penelope Cruz has taken good care of herself when she's 47 years old and got cast as a rookie agent.
LMAO
Apparently, child blood and adenochrome work wonders.
It's never too late...
She has nice fun bags
@@foxwithtubesox1075 or Plastic surgery and bottox
Fun fact: 355 was the code used fora female spy in the revolutionary war. Why couldn’t they do something along those lines and make a spy/thriller movie?
They'd frag that all to bits too. Hollywood wouldn't understand the American War for Independence if it bit them on their arse.
Would have been a more interesting story for sure.
Jessica Chastain knew this fact. She looked it up. And yet they only used it for the title, which has nothing to do with the movie by the way.
Bro, I would totally watch a movie like that!
355, Isn't that the spinoff grocery store of Whole Foods?
Hell, thanks for going through this boring disaster so we don't have to.
Yooo, love the channel man keep up the great work!
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Somebody has to entertain us. Obviously the films under review don't cut the mustard.
The words "the writer of Catwoman and the director of Dark Phoenix" should make every producer on this planet immediately jump out of the window. Even if it's the 20th floor.
Never hire people from bad movies it just bond to fail.
Is the writer of Catwhamman a dude in drag or just a staggeringly unattractive possessor of a real vageen?
Kelly Carmichael ... producer (produced by)
Jessica Chastain ... producer (produced by)
Richard Hewitt ... executive producer
Simon Kinberg ... producer (produced by)
Esmond Ren ... executive producer
Huan Wang ... executive producer (as Wang Rui Huan)
You can leave 2 of them out.
Not to mention a similarity to the recent CHARLIE'S ANGELS movie...
*especially if it's the 20th floor
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It really is.
To be hones - nobody would have watched it anyway
@@antred11 yeah moor beer and hook.. hooters chicken wings!!!
I mean if you need a drinker video to know if a movie is shit, you are on the same level as the people making these movies, it just takes 1 minute to look at the trailer to know what kind of movie it is lol
Ugh. Suspicions confirmed.
I watched the trailer with my hubby and I said “guess who the villain is? Oh, just the patriarchy.”
I grew up with 3 brothers and it frustrates me to no end to see these tiny gals beating the mess outta these huge guys when I know full well all they have to do is just grab her and push her down.
It bothers me; women would have to be highly trained and SMART fighters (with a little luck sprinkled in) to win hand-to-hand against a men like that, and the men would need to be dumb, clumsy, and have zero fighting experience.
I just can’t suspend disbelief to such a degree to enjoy these kinds of movies anymore. Girl power annoys me.
That's clever, to choose your battle carefully. I guess a trained female agent could take on Weinstein using a walker.
Is Stargate next?
Critical Drinker didnt talked about yet (i assume he never was a Fan),
but Stargate is literally soon to fall to Amazon's Incompetence...
...All the things he says about bad movie sucessors and all that applies this time as well, i fear...
My girlfriend (at the time) was a brown belt in Karate, and I was just starting. Anyway in one of the sessions she was supposed to use some moves to disarm me in a supposed knife in attack. It all went wrong when nothing worked for her, because I was simply stronger. And I'm just ordinary - I don't do any special exercises or the like. 'You're making me look bad' she said. Another reason to just say fuck it! to films like this.
Agreed! It's frustrating to no end. When I was growing up with my brother he used to practice WWF wrestling moves on me... I was power bombed, suplexed, boston crabbed (that one actually is pretty painful) and at one time we thought he might've fractured my knee when he did the Ken Shamrock ankle lock. I loved every minute of it because I got to spend time with my big brother and I could take a bump pretty well... but I'm under no illusion that if I trained really hard I could beat his arse. Men are stronger it's that simple... we will never be truly equal so let's stop trying. Instead let's get creative and actually do something interesting!
Drinker is spot on, Atomic Blonde set the standard and nobody is even trying to match it.
The fact that when they "shoot" thier handguns the slides never move and thier hands just go up and down hurts me spiritually.
Yeah, seeing middle aged women “beat up” men twice their size with ease is not quite blockbuster material
Worked pretty well for Birds of Prey- oh wait that flopped too...never mind
Wouldn't lie, I enjoyed Atomic blonde and glad the drinker pointed it out.
The sad fact is they could fix a lot of the issues with the 'women beating up dudes' just by using guns.
@@LoneWolf-rc4go But that would promote self-defense with firearms. We can't have that now can we?
@@anifowosehabeeb4716 Yeah, Atomic Blonde came across as more credible in their man versus woman fights because the movie acknowledged that the men were bigger and stronger so a female character would have to accept that she would have to absorb serious punishment if she choses to take on bigger and stronger dudes.
Wait, "Writer of Catwoman and director of Dark Phoenix"? That can't be real. Well Kevin Smith was right about one thing in his life at least. In Hollywood you really do fail upwards.
It's even funnier that now applies to him 😂
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tricks I do not know
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
Dene: '' Muzdak ''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
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The fact these writers and directors still have jobs in their field is proof enough for me that it's all about agenda's.
Always has been
In Hollywood you fall upwards: the shittiest you are at your job, if you are a writer or producer, the more work you’ll get.
@Alam natural ???
@@pendragonshall Always report bots as child abuse.
100%. Films are just propaganda tools now.
Yes, Atomic Blonde is an awesome film and a great example of a female actually kicking ass and being a nicely written character to boot. Also, that staircase fight was LEGENDARY
That kissing scene was legendary.
The problem is that feminists (and $imps) go ape$hit seeing a woman in film get beat up; even if she gets right back on to her feet, and continues to fire on all pistons.
It was a novel.. So it was much easier
Also it’s ok to be sexy. Sexy isn’t trashy, it can be done tastefully. Sure Not all female characters need to be sexy but this forced „no tights clothes ever Bc sexism“ is highly annoying.
It also benefits from being a film by stunt men and fight choreographers. Most of the same team that was behind John Wick. They went out of their way to make the fights believable. Which is why Charlize doesn’t just manhandle giant men. She dodges, uses guns, and when she’s forced to go hand to hand, she utilizes her environment and fights dirty. That movie doesn’t get enough credit.
The reason the first two Charlie’s Angels worked in the early 2000s was because they were just an inch away from being parodies, and didn’t take themselves too seriously.
They were lighthearted and fun, and had a lot of “wink wink” moments and slapstick humor.
I have fun with those two, and at the risk of getting picked on for this, I actually enjoyed the 2019 film. I think a lot of that was Kristen Stewart because she acted quirky, and I didn't mind the action scenes. And I didn't mention any of the political subtext and controversy from Elizabeth Banks.
An inch? They were %100 parodies.
And they understood the ridiculously basic fact that the Charlie's Angels franchise was never designed to appeal to women. It was complete male fantasy from the jump. There's a reason that women typically have to be dragged to action movies, and it's not because they don't have Kristen Stewart acting like a dude and beating up stunt men in them.
I preferred the TV show.
And Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore and Lucy Lui had fun together.
Or they're the best actresses of all time cuz it sure as hell looked like they had fun together.
Just once I would like to see a movie about female spies and assassins that focus almost entirely on deception and stealth. Seeing women overpower men well above their weight class is just laughable, but exploring how women would be forced to use different tactics and strategies to accomplish the same goals as male spies/assassins could make for an interesting and believable story.
I would love that! And it would Kinda be like when we first got Black widow in Iron man 2.
She used techniques to help put the men on the ground, but overall she used stealth and also guns to make sure the men couldn't get up lol
Yeah I miss that.
So true, watching Atomic Blonde and watching skinny old Charlize Theron beat up a bunch of KGB hardened henchmen was just ridiculous.
You're next is the most recent movie that comes to mind like that. The main character is a female that uses her wit and skills to win which is actually pretty awesome to watch
The original animated Mulan film did manage to pull this feat off, and with flying colours.
@@rigelb9025 ooh yes!
The “100 pound women beating up very accommodating stuntmen” line never gets old hehe
Just saw an anime this season that opens with 2 girls fighting bad guys. One uses a gun and the other uses a spear and very clearly fights like a woman and not like a man, and the result is a cool ass fight.
For all the talk about "women spies" everyone acts exactly like a man. Not saying all women should be girly and women can't be tough. But look at the faces. No one even smiles. They are all stone-faced amd stoic and brooding like the generic male action hero.
You cannot swap out Rebecca Ferguson and Keri Russell and Michelle Yeoh from the Mission Impossible movies with men.
You cannot swap out Eva Green our of Casino Royale with a male actor.
This movie The 355? You could swap out every female character with a man and it wouldn't make a difference.
@@valentinegonsalves7322 This right here is the very core of woke hypocrisy.
I've best seen it described like this: They make women act like the worst version of men, and men act like the worst version of women.
@@valentinegonsalves7322 Well after all.... more men are becoming women now, so it's only gonna be a matter of time where we'll have an all trans-women cast showing them how it's done .... with awards for bravery to boot.
And my mind goes to Atomic Blonde.
i can't think of a single "woke' feminist" movie that didn't flop xD
That’s because they focus on the wokeness instead of the art of filmmaking and story telling.
Promising young woman, captain marvel, oceans eight, little women,
not all of them are good movies, but ALL OF THEM turned profit.
There are tons of feminist movies turning profit, you just have such immense confirmation bias up your ass that you cant see the world in more than one color.
Now you can return to this tired, circlejerk comment-section without one original thing i havent heard before.
@@harrystyles7466 all these movies didnt get what they expected to get, considering the budgets of these movies and the commercials they made for it, they barely broke even, but i dont expect anything else from a beta buck who inhaled to much cool aid vape, have a nice day at the next rally ;)
@@DanteKenchi you underscored my already very low expectations of people who watch this anti-sjw crap, impressive. Not even one sentence without the usual brainfart insults. as long as you dont have to think and can keep repeating catchphrases ur good, am i right? and what you said is just factually not true. for example little woman made 206 million dollars at the box office with a budget of 40 million. i wanna see you mental gymastics this one. oceans 8 made almost 300 million with a budget of 70 million. ur delusional.
@@harrystyles7466 I don't normally watch this kinda stuff, but this channel seems to be the most popular of its ilk so I thought I'd give it a look after I saw all those advertisements for the 355 awhile back. Drinker makes a lot of good points. He doesn't just talk out of his ass repeating the same schtick over and over like some other would-be independent reviewers do. So I gotta give credit to this channel. It's solid content and there's genuine charisma here. I can see why he is successful.
Moving on to your comment: What exactly qualifies a movie as feminist? Any movie with female protagonist(s)? That doesn't seem discerning enough. A movie can be about mostly women or even only women and not be feminist, surely. Then again what exactly feminist means seems to vary wildly depending on who you ask.
Little Women qualifies? Seriously? I would have just called it a slice of life/drama. What exactly happens in that movie (or even the book that inspired it for that matter) that is feminist? I don't recall any political talking points.
Captain Marvel was a part of a series of movies all contributing to a greater story. All of those movies succeeded. Marvel is a wildly popular brand. To say Captain Marvel succeeded entirely on its own merits... well that just wouldn't be true. Some people were gonna see that movie no matter what. The Marvel fanbase is simply that big.
Never seen Promising Young Woman or Ocean's Eight so I'll take your word for it.
I dunno if tons of movies is accurate? A handful is not a ton. Especially when many of those films are popular for reasons not necessarily related to their tenuous relationship with feminism. Whatever that word means to you specifically.
Having a look around at reviews, it really does look like a lot of movies (and television shows) pushing for diversity and representation have a higher chance to fail. Is that a bad or good thing? What does it mean if it's true? I don't know. I'm interested in seeing what other people are saying though. Which is why I'm here.
I wondered if 355 was actually popular because it was heavily advertised. Seems like all that money spent advertising was wasted because it turns out a lot of people seem to hate it. Like, a lot of people. A whole lot. Yikes.
Feminists: ‘It’s not about the money it’s about the message’
Joker: ‘But it is’
Good one.
Joker: "I'm crazy enough to take on Batman. But the IRS? NO THANK YOU!"
It's only about the message after the check has been cashed.
Batman: WHERE IS THE PROFITS JOKER!!!
Well atleast the Joker declared that it wasn't about money AFTER he got a lot of money, unlike these movies
I'm confident that this review is more entertaining than the actual film. Another bang-up job, Drinker!
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tricks I do not know
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
Dene: '' Muzdak ''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
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Not only more entertaining but also blessedly shorter!
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I'm confident that this review will be more entertaining than the film itself; Drinker, you've done it again! "
you must be a real loser
@@jdogsful- not as big a loser as those who find a need to insult people they don't know for no good reason.
@@pacldawson yeah, you are. get a life, troll
6 minutes and 30 seconds of hard facts and comedy to save us from nearly 2 hours of mind numbing stupidity. The Drinker is the hero we need in these dark times of cinema idiocy.
One of my problems with these movies is that the women are practically immune to damage. They dish out a lot of hurt, but rarely will a director have the guts to give some back in return. That’s probably a lot of the reason why they don’t feel very convincing. Daniel Craig had his arse kicked in during his time as Bond and he was almost always bloodied up on screen, save for the times when he got cleaned up, only to then go get dirtied and bloodied up again. There’s no real sense of tension or danger in the chick action movies, we know they’re just going to gracefully and flawlessly kick everyone’s ass, so what’s the point?
James Bond often looks like he's been through hell. The action babes never even smudge their eye shadow.
In high heels and evening dress no less.
To be fair, Craig’s Bond was written as a brawler. Earlier versions often never smudged their guyliner either.
@@tinad8561 Very true. But these were old standards. We don't shoot the same way anymore. Let's only compare recent movies. I fear it may feel politically not correct to put a woman through hell, il an action movie. Well... There are exceptions anyway : "Ava" (which was great with Jessica Chastain, and "Kate" which is very good as well. Top action flicks !
@@zigpop67 I haven’t seen either, I’m afraid, although I’ll look for them. I find a lot of girl-power action flicks reminiscent of watching a cheer squad-lots of flippy twisty gymnastics, not a lot of believable fight physics.
My girlfriend chose this movie when it was her turn to pick. She insisted we leave after 20 minutes using her favorite phrase of disapproval. "Life is too short to waste time on this shit."
My problem with this recent trend of "empowered" female characters is that they actually accomplish the exact opposite of what they set out to do, i.e. destroy roles and opportunities for female actors. By "gender swapping" an existing male franchise, they're simply presenting male roles but in a different gender, i.e. it's all about the masculine protagonist, whether he's being depicted in male or female gender. All traces of feminine traits are meticulously scrubbed out of the picture. Hollywood doesn't seem to understand that although men and women are equal, they are NOT the same! Each sex has its own attributes, its own strengths and its own weaknesses. Writing female characters that play men sends the clear message to young girls that they have to be masculine in order to lead and succeed in life. What a boring world, full of just masculine individuals! Way to go Hollywood!
Yeah. It's weird how much modern feminism hates femininity.
Spot on analysis.
Same with blackwashing existing characters, what does it add to the franchise to just decide to cast catwoman and batgirl/woman as black women?
How about something based on the actual African myths and legends? I'm sure they must have something in the supposed rich African history other than "Whyte man come, take me away", and I don't mean the prequel "Turban man come, take my balls away"
@@CynicalOldDwarf I love your last sentence! Yes thousands of years of supposed history (really is were being honest there isn’t ) and it’s never what they achieved but always ‘we were kidnapped’ which in the scheme of things is really less than 1% of their heritage.
Also, there is a continuous message in these movies: "You are special and can do anything. You're a jack of all traits, master of all and everything you do is right. And if anyone disagrees, they are wrong".
Now, unless they're doing a power fantasy movie, why would I watch a movie with those elements when I know pretty much how will it end...
The asian film "So Close" show us that female characters can be badass without an agenda that revolt into "The Message".
Watched the first two alien movies back to back again last night. That’s how you do a strong female lead! Sigourney Weaver absolutely nailed it…. In That scene where she rides the elevator down to save Newt while kitting up to go into battle, she manages to convey being tough, vulnerable, brave, terrified and then in just a master stroke of acting brushes her hair away from her face and takes a deep breath to calm herself. All in less than a minute. Magnifique. Damn I miss movies like that….
Agreed, I am a big anime guy so I like seeing tough girls at work but when they are portrayed in such unlikeable and hyper feminist manner like in this movie. I just get irked
@@AndreNitroX plus In the first movie she went back to save a cat. Which I always thought was an amazing bit of screenplay. I mean it’s exactly what I’d probably do and I don’t even like cats! It humanised her… brilliant
@@AndreNitroX plus In the first movie she went back to save a cat. Which I always thought was an amazing bit of screenplay. I mean it’s exactly what I’d probably do and I don’t even like cats! It humanised her… brilliant
one also needs good actors, a good writing and good environments.
@@planetdisco4821 well said. that kind of characterization is what makes a likeable lead
The talent that gave us "Catwoman" and "Dark Phoenix" were behind this? Wow. Explains a lot.
"Give me a job as an action hero writer for a TV series!" Why? "Because I"m a woman ...oh, and I'm a feminist!" --- Rush Limbaugh was always so fucking right!
I'm still waiting for Simon Kinberg to blame Spider-Man for his movie tanking after he already destroyed The X-Men.
It doesn't explain how the talent that gave us _Catwoman_ and _Dark Phoenix_ are still able to find work.
I thought dark pheonix had positive reviews..
@@commandercaptain4664 Well, in Hollywood, you fail upwards.
Its nice to see they didn't wreck a beloved IP for this. Good on Hollywood for making a movie not based on a book or comic, and isn't a sequel. prequal, reboot. Now they just need to learn that art requires some soul, love, passion, not just a checklist of "modern" selling points
Yeah, now they can go back to wrecking beloved IPs for the usual reasons. Like it makes a difference.
Sorry but their checklist has nothing to do with "selling points"
And how many established and beloved IP's are left?? They have either already destroyed them, or are in the process of it. Tolkien's works was one of the only ones left, and Amazon is currently in the process of taking a big a$$ shi* on it as we speak.
@@jbgtly4930 If you think movie companies make these decision for factors other than money you are delusional beyond saving. If they include "woke" stuff, they do it ONLY because marketing people told them it would make them more money and not because of some global woke conspiracy they were pressured into by those intimidating sjws.
Drinker: "Shit, why do I do this to myself?"
You're the hero we need, but we don't deserve you!
I will go way now bingbong
He watches shit, so we don't have to!
... he's not the hero we deserve, _he's the hero we can afford._
My daughter watched this and she felt so empowered that she went home and danced on tik tok for thousands of anonymous men online.
Women are strong!
LMFAO...
You should feel proud. She's going to break that glass ceiling!
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"Thousands" is selling it short
Ah, a review for a movie i have no intention of ever watching. Good times
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666! The Devil! Lucifer! The Great Satan! Moloch! Ba‘al Zəbûb! Lord of The Flies! ˈBaʕal! Prince of Darkness! Baphomet! The Great Deceiver
! Ruler of the Darkness! The Serpent! King of the Bottomless Pit! 666!! THE DEVIL!!
@@Rick_Cleland m’kay?
Exactly
@@Rick_Cleland '666' is not the number of the beast.'666' is a mistake in translation from ancient aramaic to ancient greek.The mistake was then carried on into latin and then into English.It always amuses me an old sum can be so misunderstood.
The fact that they released this in January said everything about their confidence in their product.
You know, King's Man had a believable female badass. She used guns and did not once fight a burly man a full head taller than her. She also didn't passively shit on the men around her for being men.
But the whole movie was a sheer cringefest, especially that Scottish villain, who lived in a barn atop of the rock with a bunch of goats.
Hey Porter, Great surname ;)
@@tweed0929 In 355 or in Kings Man 1 or 2? Never seen any of them.
@@tweed0929 to be fair, kingsman as a series is pretty ridiculous anyways
Maybe the nanny should of told sir suit maker not to take your family to a warzone with no bodyguards.
Snipers are everywhere mate.
I can't even describe how awful the casting is. The women look like secretaries and not badass secret agents.
They look like post-wall diversity hire VPs, that only broke "the glass ceiling" because men mandated other men to hire them.
I disagree, they're all talented and have proven it many times, with a good script and semi realistic action scenes it could've been a good movie
Drinker nailed it with shopping store mannequins, or very Diverse Mannequins
@@radhiadeedou8286 ok 😂
Ironically, the secret agents that are working hard keeping us safe do look like secretaries that spend their days writing reports within cubicles all day long. But, that's not a movie Hollywood would make.
It was pretty obvious that with the movie having the director of Dark Phoenix, it being released in January, and being released alongside No Way Home, it would bomb.
it was released against 'the king's man,' too, which is another bomb, and that dumb franchise at least has its own universe to draw on.
Along with Scream 5
@@darthcinema4262 yeah, but come to think of it the female empowerment crowd which this is aimed at probably isn't likely to go see any of these movies.
@@darthcinema4262 yup. It finally unseated No Way Home for the #1 spot which is surprising to me
@@manlymcstud8588 or any kind of movies as they have shown time and time again
- The problem is that neo-feminism has regressed the concept of woman to "people with vaginas" (not even kidding) and this narrow vision of their role in society\ forgetting what makes something female attractive (femininity) really hungs up creativity.
- Plus all the things you said in the comments, I haven't read anything outrageous yet.
Not all women are feminine, or at least not feminine to the same extent. Women can have a masculine side too. Of course nothing over the top, but you get what I mean. I don’t mind female warriors as long as they are having super powers anyway (fiction) or are naturally very tall and Bulky (Gina Carano made a decent female warrior). I agree that it’s often too forced tho.
But we shouldn’t play SJWs and get mad whenever a female character isn’t porttayed like we want her to. Same goes for men.
A female character can be more feminine or more masculine, in both cases it’s possible to write her well. Sadly most male characters are also written poorly.
But also some movies are intended to be over the top and comedic, funny. Like Kick Ass. It’s not supposed to be realistic and the audience knows it.
@@chikoo.chinon1497 - I agree with everythig.
- I got over-simplistic but the core of what I said is exactly that. You need good writing to make any character good but writing female ones just has so many hurdles that it's almost impossible (thanks to SJWs).
- Hitgirl is the best female superhero Hollywood has ever produced. Chloe-Grace Moretz played the character better than the original in the comic (imo).
- Yes, you also need good actors, make Brie Larson play The Little Match Girl and you will see cheers and waves in the audience when she finally freezes to death. 😭
@@chikoo.chinon1497 nah mate we should play the sjws
Fun Fact: Never in the history of espionage, special operations, or war has a team of 120 pound woman ever done anything of this caliber. It’s so farfetched that you can’t even pretend that it’s fiction….because it’s less than fiction 🤦🏻♂️
Unfiction?
The weird thing is that whatever rationalization they use to justify an all-female team could be used to justify an all-female bad guy organization as well. When do we get to see dozens of evil women being exploded, shot, and stabbed?
the crippled cyborg redhead in the battlefield 5 trailer was more realistic.
@@ninjagold9244 'No Time to Die': Male Fatalities: 90% of the main characters including Bond. Female Fatalities: Zero (ignoring one bit character killed in a flashback) - I'm starting to think this might not be just coincidence...🤔
@@ninjagold9244 Octopussy?
It's incredible how a strongly written female character can succeed when their is no message attached, and how utterly a "strong" female character can fail when the character is written as a message.
Very well said , and so true.
Alias.
Ripley, Janeway
Alita
@@Dancestar1981 You wrote Insaneway wrong^^..But she was decently written
I never knew this movie existed.
Well i guess I’m glad that I didn’t know.
It wasn’t that bad
Well, I didn't know Hunter Killer existed...
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tricks I do not know
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
Dene: '' Muzdak ''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
💗❤️💌💘
Who are these women?
It never ceases to amaze me just how studios still make such idiotic decisions without fully exploring the possibilities and just giving money to incompetent people time and time again.
Three red flags, out of the gate: Simon Kinberg directing, the woman that "wrote" Catwoman, and a plot that's been done 1000 times over, and much better by others.
To be honest I suspect that most of it is just one hand washing the other. Creators fail over and over but they know the right people so will always be thrown a bone or two to keep them in the industry.
Whaaaaat? The boyfriend in a radical feminist movie turns out to be the bad guy? Who could have guessed?
Except everyone who saw that there is a boyfriend in a radical feminist movie. There are no boyfriends in radical feminist movies. Having a boyfriend makes a woman weak. Every radical feminist knows that.
Your right. Not only does it make sense for him to be evil, all the other boy toys in the film are either killed or forgotten. Not a single man helps them in the movie.
it's like telling girls that they can't trust their boyfriends, because they're plotting and scheming behind their backs. so by enlarging their field of thought, they learn not to trust men.
funny when some people gather to rate movies only for the presence of visual violence, gore, or sex scenes. subtle message like this should be recognized immediately, and stopped. these movies give bad examples.
jesus chill out, that was a coincidence. u people look into these things with too much seriousness
This movie LITERALLY had no chance. It was doomed to fail the millisecond it was conceived.
You could say that about me too
Speaking of conceived, it should've been "aborted".
@@refracc Bro no 🤣🤣
As the young boy in Kindergarten Cop wisely said, “Boys have a penis, girls have vaginas”.
Yes folks we are different. Hollyweird should make movies grounded in some sense of reality and not the physics defying female fight scenes we are so often force fed. Women are gonna get tossed around in hand to hand, but could be exceptional w guns, etc. Go that route.
Stop lying to yourselves and making woke crap to stroke your egos and insult your audience.
What happened to amazing female characters like Ellen Ripley and Sarah Connor (two characters that tapped into a primal protective maternal instinct), or as Drinker mentioned, more recently- Atomic Blonde.
Wake up- don’t go woke.
Go Woke Go Broke. WireFu movies tend to do Woman Beeting the shit out of male fantastically! Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Iron Monkey, and Drunken Master Much. Suhai's Aunt beet the fuck out of a rival schools student no fucking problem! Hell even in rush hour Christ Tucker got reked by a shorter lighter female charector who's name I don't know.
Even Laura Croft could hold her own decently against stronger charectors. lol shes not the most amazing charector either!
That boy would have been dragged in front of the media, made of apologize and then cancelled today. I wish we could go back to before mass retardation became acceptable.
how are you still crying about woke culture in 2022- pause your obsessive sjw cringe compilations and grow up
"It's nawt a toomah. It's nawt."
Based af💪😤
I'm genuinely confused at this point. You'd think all the money they've lost on projects like this, Hollywood would be super motivated to drop this stuff before it starts
This film was announced in 2018. So if we're lucky, we're just seeing a very slow feedback loop.
They don't do this to make money.
Imagine if the goal was to launder money and lose money for the studio.
They must think if they keep doubling down they can convince people this is entertaining. Honestly it's insulting at this point...
@@georgebailey8179 3 years in the making, and nothing to show for it.
Another women lead action movie?? Let me try and hold back my excitement..
Excrement*
lol
That will be super easy,barely an inconvenience.
The whole "woman beats up a big buff man" doesnt' bother me, as long as SOMETIMES it seems like there is a difficult time. Even with male action heroes they usually come up against a brute or something they have to think smart about.
However what does bother me is these female empowerment movies almost never have a female bad guy, or if they do they present them as tragic, or forced to do it, or such.
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One scene that comes to mind is when Indiana Jones had trouble with that huge German mechanic in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Even the mighty Captain James T. Kirk encountered some real tough opponents back in his day on TV.
I think that’s why I love Kill Bill. It had so many absurd scenes but it was so much fun! And The Bride actually gets really hurt throughout it so there’s a real sense of danger. Ultimately movies can get away with a lot … if they’re actually well made.
I mean, if women are smart they CAN bring a guy down. Jam thumbs in eyes, karate chop the carotid artery, punch the adam's apple, knee to the groin, punch/kick to the liver, etc. Do any of those with full strength, and even a woman can submit a man. The problem is when women in movies get into fights with men that involve BRUTE STRENGTH and they ALWAYS win (without doing any of the above). That is completely unrealistic! Very few women can overpower a man of equal height and weight. Yet movies will have you believe women can easily fight off professional bodyguards or soldiers 50 pounds heavier than them. It's really silly and it always takes me right out of the movie.
@@jaredjones1752 I don't think it's any more silly then Jacky Chan or most bonds doing it, but it's not all they do is the problem imo. Where as with women it often is all they do. None of this stuff, men or women, is "realistic"
What makes this extra dumb is that its already set up to be a good fight. We generally like to see heros overcoming stacked odds to win. "Man, this guy looks like he can kick the shit out of our heroine! How is she going to win? Is she going to run? Fight dirty? Fight smart? Is she gonna . . . oh, she just kicked him once and won. . . Yay?"
A better for a story for this kind of movie would be the Strong Female Character(s) taking down big bad guy at the end of act 2, only to realize that said bad guy's Female subordinate/second in command was the real threat and escaped to continue her dastardly plan elsewhere. The heroine's male bosses think this is ridiculous and dismisses the threat, requiring said female character to "go rouge" or whatever, setting up the 3rd act confrontation where it turns out that she was right.
You get a story about not underestimating women, both as allies and adversaries, which is a lot better of a story than the typical "Smash the patriarchy/Men are Evil".
Remember when we use to see plenty of strong badass women in film?
Segourney Weaver alien franchise
The ancient one or really just Tilda Swinton in almost any movie(so underrated), doctor strange
Michonne or Carol, walking dead,
Michelle Rodriguez, almost anything
Cersei and Arya, in different ways but both very strong women, game of thrones
Interesting how woke changed that and every female lead nowadays is stupid, fake, unbelievable, boring, and forgettable...
Feminism doesn't understand irony
Ahsoka Tano in Clone Wars Season 7
Sarah Connor mate
@@Darth_Vader.731 And her sister Nebula
@@bigbossv7755 she was epic. Don't forget Ruby Roundhouse
The 355: How to take a spy thriller that was done so well in properties like James Bond, Mission Impossible or even Kingsman, then just utterly fail on making a compelling story out of it.
Then proceed to perform the ultimate Copium by blaming The Flu for it's failure.
waaa I cant fap to feminist women waaah
plskys
To be fair, lots of Bond movies suck and so does the Kingsmen movies, so it's not that surprising.
Oceans 8 Part Deux
@@Jesujej Sounds like a personal problem m8
Always funny to watch 90lb waifs connecting their little nerfy punches on 250lb MMA fighters' faces, knocking them out cold. Teaching little girls that they're "fierce" and are as tough/strong as men by showing this nonsense is doing them a disservice.
Couldn't agree more.
"Brought to you by the writer of Catwoman". Wait, there was a WRITER ??
There was a person who put things down on paper but i wouldn't call them a writer.
The opening “sparring session” told me all I needed to know about how the woman would conduct themselves with the extremely “accommodating stuntmen”.
So wait, you’re telling me that skinny, 5’ 7” 110 pound women can’t actually beat up four 6’ 5” 250 pound men all at one time? Who’d have thunk it?
You watched the Hawkeye series aswell. 👀
lol. Specifically that particular one can't. Check out jackie chans stuff! 5' tall women pounding the ever living shit out of 6foot tall christucker? sure! 5'5" skinny asian women beating the shit out of 300 pound guard? that to!
@@gorkskoal9315 Lol, not possible in real life. Martial arts are scams and don't work in the real world. All that matters in the real world is size
@@AverageAlien Martial arts are not scams and if they were then militaries and police forces wouldn't have them as basic training requirements for everyone in their organizations. What a completely stupid thing to say. Size matters, yes, but when you have two physically equal opponents, the one with the martial training will win. Simple as.
@@pigpuke only MMA
I think back to the days when Linda Hamilton and Demi Moore worked their asses off for months on end to actually put on some muscle and LOOK like action stars… They must be annoyed that their directors actually expected something from them beyond pouty faces and smart ass dialogue.
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tricks I do not know
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
Dene: '' Muzdak ''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
💗❤️💌💘
At 47, Penelope Cruz is probably a bit old to be playing the naive rookie character.
that's exactly what I thought!
Why wasn’t Brie Larson invited to this Party
When are we going to have an action movie where women are actually portrayed as physically inferior, like they are in real life, and having to work around their weaknesses to overcome the challenges? Wouldn't THAT be the most feministic movie ever.
Like, for example, a woman who does her absolute best to stay away from close quarters fights with men and uses all the possible underhanded tactics available to her to make sure the situation doesn't become a grappling match. She'd use her brains, plan the situations ahead of time and teach herself to be methodical to a fault. I'd watch THAT.
What, you mean like the girl with the dragon tattoo?
Feminism is looking more and more like dick envy
The Tomb Raider film with Alicia Vikander kind of did that.
Closest thing I could think of was Sicario
@@gilgamesh310 Ex Machina! Too?
So all their main characters in the spy & espionage business happen to be capable women & the only capable & caring male/bf was the evil non-poc man all along.
The Message is strong with this one.
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tricks I do not know
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
Dene: '' Muzdak ''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
💗❤️💌💘
Wait a minute, I've been off the grid and haven't been informed about anything, and I just wanted some clarification on something. Did you say... it's 2022?
I don't think so......last I checked it was March 2020??
@@scroogemcduckismyspiritanimal According to Hollywood, it's still 2016
I still mess up the dates.
It’s officially year of hell 3
No, its *Catch-22*
I have to admit, The best scene in cinematic history is the J Jonah Jameson laugh from the tobey-spiderman movies. That laugh is golden!
“Can you believe that Jessica Chastains boyfriend whos played by a high-profile actor and died off screen in the most anticlimactic way possible near the start of the movie turns out to be the double agent working against them the whole time?”
Yes-yes I can.
What I can’t believe is that any person in their right mind would go near something from the writer of Catwoman let alone green lighting the director of DP to touch anything again.
The same thing happened in the all Middle age women Heist movie too
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tricks I do not know
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
Dene: '' Muzdak ''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
💗❤️💌💘
It's almost as if willingness to convey THE MESSAGE is more important than their directing/writing abilities...
Was Catwoman bad? I only saw part of the end but I don't remember it.
@@HolyMith 💯 it’s like being bombarded with a plethora of absolute junk it’s embarrassing.
The only positive I can see in this is that it was at least a stand alone story instead of jumping into the shoes of something beloved by fans and shitting all over it whilst telling everyone that made it great ,especially the fans, that they’re wrong and bad. Mind blowing.
The only merit of The 355 is the great Critical Drinker review!
Even Drinky's review was a bit flat and uninspired. That's how bad this movie is, it won't evoke any strong emotions. not even negative ones.
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tricks I do not know
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
Dene: '' Muzdak ''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
💗❤️💌💘
As an American..please..for the love of god.. TURN IT OFF!!
Salt with Angelina Jolie was one of the last good female-lead action movies. Atomic Blond was a weirdly credible anomaly... but I suppose with David Leich (of John Wick) directing, it's action bonafides were never going to be in doubt.
Yes she is utterly believable in that role.
this review will get more views than the actual movie.
I'd like to hear just ONCE where a female agent is told she can't out muscle a man, because she'll be killed, or worse. Physical combat is a last, desperate resort. Don't get yourself in that situation, Agent.
Jennifer Lawrence - Red Sparrow.
They were spies trained to be seductresses and outsmart their marks.
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tricks I do not know
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
Dene: '' Muzdak ''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
💗❤️💌💘
watch banshee. Olek vs Carrie fight.
And they are forbidden to show "worse" in 2022 .... That is even more pathetic, in my opinion.
Out muscle several man at once.... have you seen the Jessica's on full night out regalia side karate chop a guy around the 5 mins 30 mark.... her hand bends and almost folded but the 200 pound dude just goes flying..... some neat gadget or ruse to get by would've been soooooooo much better and believable
I am a female from a combat unit. Have my share of krav maga behind my back. The "fighting" in the trailers makes me uncomfortable. Does ANYONE actually believe that is how people fight? Cause that's so bad it's insulting to me.
when I was child, i used to punch and throw pillows to play pretend. Fighting in this movie exactly looks like that
I watched this yesterday, and one scene she slowly tapped him on the head with a blunt weapon and he stayed down.. they could have tidied up those sort of things a lot more.
Why do women in cinema think that pulling themselves up means putting men down?
Because weak men let them
@@Noonesbusiness It's not like that's how it works in any other industry. It seems oddly specific to film.
That attitude is all over the place now.
@@danbaumann8273 It's not something I've experienced in the office... Ambitious women who'll walk over everybody else, yes, but not those that would just walk over men.
@@gmeeer9165 I'm not taking orders from a hedgehog... I'll set my dog on you! 😉
Totally Spies & Kim Possible did the lady spy story a whole lot better, they're on another level. 355 is not even passed the Tutorial, in comparison, and are still failing.
Kim Possible will always be a classic!
what a blast from the past! KP is a legend
OH! Spy Dad! and The Incredibles, as well!
KP is one of my favorite animated series ever!
Totally Spies is very underrated.
Saying the phrase “things go tits up” while reviewing a movie filled with women’s empowerment, made me nearly spit my drink out when I laughed.
Couldn’t agree more with your take. Potential of this film was wasted by the idea and modern day message.
Something we can agree on
Now if they went full camp and had younger, much hotter chicks, that would at least draw an audience.
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tricks I do not know
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
Dene: '' Muzdak ''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
💗❤️💌💘
@@muznick at some point in the future, hopefully, we can get back to those forms of entertainment.
Good, I'm not the only one.
Alternative movie title: "Contractual Obligation". It sure caused a lot of things to contract when I watched it!
Seeing Sebastian Stan, one of my favourite actors, in this makes me happy yet mostly sad. He's too good for crapola like this
I keep saying it, but we need him to play pre-sequel Luke Skywalker.
It's got to be tough, not like you can pick and choose. Not when 90% of the roles are this woke trash. Like you have to know you're hurting your career, but ya gotta eat...
@@GhostLink92 no,we don’t need more sequels,pre-sequels,spinoffs and all other fuckoffs.
Agreed, he is a fantastic actor n id love to see him in more major rolls but I get the sense he is more comfortable taking these B list ones because he sure has been in a lot of them lately
Weird how these “empowered girlboss” films only started popping up when the crop of big 2000-2010’s actresses aged out of playing the young eye candy roles.
Yeah cuz like Sigourney Weaver as Ripley in Aliens, whats her name as Sara Conner in Terminator, and of course Lucy Lawless as Xena, among many many other BOSS kickass women and characters just happen to be forgotten today.
@@GCEXTREMEMN True, most feminists pretend they don't exist...
I will say this - Penelope Cruz still looks fantastic. Unlike most actresses, whatever work she's had done was done perfectly because she still looks like herself.
@@sup9542 Don’t get me wrong they’re all still pretty fine but it’s not like PC could get her role in Blow nowadays or the German chick her role in Troy
What about Charlies Angels, Lucy, Drew, Cameron? I liked those two
I remember watching the trailer and the first line was along the lines of “she was America’s first female spy. They never revealed her name because they didn’t want the world to know who she really was.” And I remember thinking “yeah, she was a spy. Comes with the territory.“
Man I know the person who wrote the script was proud of that line
"She was the first female astronaut. She had to wear a space suit so the vacuum of space wouldn't kill her.
Only for fans over 18 years old PERFECTBODYGIRLSS.WEBSITE 👈
tricks I do not know
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
Dene: '' Muzdak ''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
💗❤️💌💘
the trailer showed promise until they showed fight scenes. if they were john wick style punch/kick/shoot i could go for it. i just can't suspend my belief of such tiny women smacking up a dozen jacked dudes. -unless its Michelle Yeoh, Ming Na Wen, -actual martial artists who, even in their own movies, don't knock dudes out (except for the fantasy movies)
This plot was already described in Pulp Fiction:
"Fox Force Five.” Fox, as in we’re a bunch of foxy chicks. Force, as in we’re a force to be reckoned with. Five, as in there’s one…two …three…four…five of us. There was a blonde one, Sommerset O’Neal from that show “Baton Rouge, she was the leader. A Japanese one, a black one, a French one and a brunette one, me. We all had special skills. Sommerset had a photographic memory, the Japanese fox was a kung fu master, the black girl was a demolition expert, the French fox’ specialty was sex…
Isn’t that kill bill?
@@macktheripper7454 No, it's Mia's conversation with Vega.
@@macktheripper7454 Pulp Fiction
Lmao Japanese one with Kung Fu. Anyway, that seems like a genuinely fun movie at least.
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tricks I do not know
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
Dene: '' Muzdak ''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
💗❤️💌💘
A movie like this could work if it was more like Charlie's Angels (2000), which worked because it didn't take itself seriously, had a great cast, a stupid plot, but entertaining & fun.
I disagree. That movie was crap 20 years ago and it's crap now. Just another one of the bland, post-Matrix movie Hollywood was crapping out for a whole decade.
What about Kill Bill.. that is a bad ass movie, that is obviously silly but nevertheless a good movie with a bad ass woman.
Forgot smokin hot women.
Seriously the plot can be stupid as hell, but us men will still pay $$ to see sexy hot babes kickin ass
@@GCEXTREMEMNis this sarcasm??? no one paid to see this lamo pieces, men/everyone wants women that are feminine.
@@danmosby7980 yes i know..i wasnt talking about this movie.
But you cant say people didnt watch movies like Charlies Angels because of hot sexy women. Feminine or not.
Nobody wants to see a hot sexy Black Widow doing Feminine stuff..we want to see her fighting and kicking ass.
"rookie agent Penelope Cruz"
Ah yes, those 47 year old rookie CIA agents are quite common.
😂
The fight scenes are so insulting. Physics and mass are actual things that matter/count in fights....unless superpowers are involved allowing suspension of those rules.
If your ONLY superpower is being a woman ill just wait till a movie figures out how to interact with genders in the real world....or actually get a badass chick to do the work
"Very accommodating stuntmen" is the essential ingredient of every action film in the 21st century. I was just laughing at the fakeness of a bad 70s sci-fi movie and wondered/hoped that in a possibly wiser future return to realism moviegoers will giggle at the ridiculousness of our "action" movies.
We all know these movies are fantasy and ignore the laws of physics for the most part. But Drinker 's point is that when 100 pound women out-muscle their bigger, heavier, and more muscular male opponents, it takes the fantasy element to a whole other level. It's on par with having Sean Connery's Bond flipping Odd Job over his shoulder like a rag doll. Instead, Bond had to use his knowledge of electrical current to take him down.
I couldn't control laughing at how that woman is throwing punches to the guy twice her size ...lmao...5:25 lmfao
and they just stand there waiting to get punched.
@@bobleglob162 exactly
Atomic Blonde was actually a pleasant surprise. Not quite the equivalent to a female John Wick, but stands on its own as a respectable film.
Nope, that’s just how low standards have fallen. That you think it’s a respectable film proves it.
I dug it. Sequel should be out this or next year. I'm looking forward to it.
Sexy and violent, what’s not to like?
Can someone tell me why John Wick is hyped so much? I tink it's a solid movie, certainly above average for the action genre, but nothing amazing. And the sequels only got worse.
I found myself liking it, to my surprise.
How many more years are these types of movies gonna go on for? Nobody likes these movies and they are complete flops at the box office. So why do they keep making this 💩??
The one consolation this time is that they actually made something, despite being as generic and cookie-cutter as they come, technically new, rather than shitting all over something people have fond memories of. So thanks for that, at least.
It’s sad that in this day and age, that this needs to be stated as a positive.
So true 👍 it's sad that we are where we are now that the only take away is that it didn't destroy an existing franchise. Although, this movie will have kept a lot of crew paid and working so thats also a plus I guess.
Yeah even if it's a woke flop, I'd rather they make a new woke flop than blackwash The Witcher or LOTR and turn those into equally woke trashcans.
Really not new. It's a ripoff of Sneakers but with more action.
That's actually a good point.
Uma Thurman. First, as Mia in "Pulp Fiction", she tells Vincent about the failed TV pilot she shot, "Fox Force Five". Sound familiar? Later, as "The Bride", she convincingly slices and dices her way to avenge herself on Bill. What really struck me was the brutal training sessions, as she slowly earned the respect of Pai Mei. And thanks for giving the film it's due for at least trying something different, rather than trying to piggyback off an existing franchise.
And she was believable because she used training, cunning, and skill to overcome her enemies. She didn't just brute force her way through hordes of stunt men who outweighed her by 100+ pounds.
And we actually learned why Beatrix Kiddo / The Bride becomes a badaas in the first place in Kill Bill vol 2, even though she's a highly skill fighter, she struggled to fight Pai Mei because she has no experience at Kung Fu. Also, she got hurt a lot when training with Pai Mei but she didn't give up and keep going. She has become my role model to be a badaas female character.
As a Tarantino hater, I have to say, that even I liked this movie. It is girl beats boys movie, but it does it in such a surrealistic and stylish way, that I enjoy it every time.
"Brought to you by the writer of Catwoman, and the director of X-Men Dark Phoenix"
*DUAL BOSS MUSIC INTENSIFIES*
I saw the trailer for this "film" and knew it would flop. It just looked so generic and unoriginal.
When I first saw the trailer, I thought “well, at least this will result in an epic Critical Drinker episode” 😂
My thoughts exactly 🤣
Following the massive success of Ghostbusters 2016, Oceans 8, Charlies Angels and Terminator Woke fate
they still dont learn their lessons! Just keep throwing away money Hollywood, maybe the next big all girl power
movie will be the huge success they are so desperate for.
Oceans 8?
@@enforcerstarwolf5792 Oceans 8 was a all females spin off from the oceans trilogy.
I am still pissed off that Vice Admiral Holdo didn't scream "ADMIRAL ACKBAR" as she kamikazed herself into Snoke's flagship. Also, review _Escape from LA_ .
Mick Butlers review of Escape from LA.
ITS SHITE.
Go away now.
Watch Razör's review. It's great. Film isn't terrible either.
escape from NY was great,the sequel was a disaster
Oh God Escape from LA what a shit show
IT'S
A
TRAAAAAAAAAAP!
"remember the hugely successful Charlie's Angels reboot" - the what now?
Ah yes another movie filled with strong women who barely reach the height of 5’5 in heels and have the upper body strength of a toddler being able to take on any bigoted men that come their way
It's beyond believable for a Woman to beat up a Man of her own size and relative fitness. Thrashing several Men double her size is absolute absurdity and completely unwatchable.
Why don't they ever have them beating up on other Women? Is it because Women aren't seen as a genuine physical threat? What does that say about the sheer stupidity of these fight scenes.
with a scene 10sec long and 35 cuts
I've been to numerous martial arts dojos over the years. The top students were never women. Yet every movie these days is hell bent on making us believe 100lb women are as tough as men twice their size.
Your comment reminds me, there's a genre of "spicy" video that features men vs. women in wrestling. It looks like authentic grappling (at least the first part of the match.) Even when they're in the same weight class the men are much stronger. And you can guess what the objective of the match is, it isn't "pinning" your opponent.
@@MrJeffcoley1 Would this video happen to be Japanese?
For a non-kink example look at the couple of UFC fights between a woman and womaam, in one match the woman was so overpowered she pooped herself whilst getting choked out, the other fight the woman came away with a concussion and a broken eye socket.
When a review is more entertaining than the actual movie, even tough it is a spy thriller 😢
The thrilling part being how the feminists cope on Twitter by bagging yet another L, as the general public berates them even more.
Take length of movie and divide by length of Drinker's review; watch Drinker's review that many times. Problem solved.
Excellent! Thank YOU for watching this so we don't have to. What a waste of time. Great review, though. I eagerly await what you have to say about Moonfall. To me it looks like a diverse female version of Armageddon, but it might be worth watching. You have never failed us, so we'll stand by to see if the word is given. All good wishes!
Never seen this movie. Came here expecting some spoilers. Realized that I knew the entire plot from the trailers already. No spoilers here. It was spoiled the moment it was conceived.