Charlie's Angels - A Perfect Storm

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  • @TheCriticalDrinker
    @TheCriticalDrinker  5 років тому +1715

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    • @BG-gr6vc
      @BG-gr6vc 5 років тому +27

      The Critical Drinker they lost me at....well everything but mainly Kristen Stewart. I miss Lucy Liu and no one got punched in the face better than Drew Barrymore.

    • @truthoftheuniverse4179
      @truthoftheuniverse4179 5 років тому +3

      THIS MOVIE DID NOT HAVE THE SONG THE CHARLIE ANGEL SONG

    • @90lancaster
      @90lancaster 5 років тому +9

      That this Movie has Patrick Stewart agreeing to appear in it after having read the script make me think the depths of his own self-loathing must be deeper than the Marianas trench. I'll need to borrow Seaquest DSV to find his common sense to why he would agree to belittle himself in such a way (i.e. doing a Jim Phelps) I am now ever more worried that Picard is going to be terrible than I already was (I knew it would be terrible) But I was hoping there might be some entertainment in it that didn't involve Jeri Ryan.

    • @danielherrin
      @danielherrin 5 років тому +2

      Thoughts on COPPA?

    • @BalrogUdun
      @BalrogUdun 5 років тому +6

      The Critical Drinker praise be to the Critical Drinker his liver died for Hollywood’s sins

  • @atticstattic
    @atticstattic 5 років тому +9616

    I never realized that _not_ seeing a movie could be this much fun!

    • @johnwendland7908
      @johnwendland7908 5 років тому +320

      It's even better to just let the drinker watch this garbage and then mansplain it to the rest of us....15 mins of entertainment versus 1.5 -2 hours of painful watching of pure garbage ....

    • @sammielovessophie9519
      @sammielovessophie9519 5 років тому +100

      I have been Not Seeing Movies for a while, and it's way better than actually Going to Movies!

    • @the1onlyteagro
      @the1onlyteagro 5 років тому +40

      I'm sure glad I anti supported this shit. By so many people not going to see it hopefully the large hit to their pocket makes them take a real hard look at the crapfest they've been turning out.

    • @kcnugfan
      @kcnugfan 5 років тому +14

      @@the1onlyteagro Nah! It'll be fine.

    • @joelellis7035
      @joelellis7035 5 років тому +25

      Yeah, I totally enjoyed seeing the name on the theater and all of the promotions, and walking right by.

  • @CadenProulx
    @CadenProulx 5 років тому +4378

    It's funny that they point out toxic masculinity in men but use the same qualities to empower women.

    • @Joe-xo4yg
      @Joe-xo4yg 4 роки тому +188

      C P
      Narcissists will project!

    • @mariosaenz6801
      @mariosaenz6801 4 роки тому +123

      I never thought about that and oh my God hahaha mind blown

    • @waltercomunello121
      @waltercomunello121 4 роки тому +82

      that's because men don't know how to use masculinity. Only women know these things!

    • @Rinksiderips
      @Rinksiderips 4 роки тому +140

      You've just described modern feminism.

    • @FlorianFlorian573
      @FlorianFlorian573 4 роки тому +2

      Walter Comunello this is sarcasm right

  • @bfranciscop
    @bfranciscop 5 років тому +2834

    "why didn't you support this movie?"
    "You said it wasn't made for me"

    • @JM-hx9ew
      @JM-hx9ew 5 років тому +157

      These people are so retarded, they yell at us this movie wasn't made for you. Then yell at us for agreeing with them and not going to their woke feast.

    • @imperiumoccidentis7351
      @imperiumoccidentis7351 5 років тому +110

      @J M Just like a woman, they never know what they want

    • @Nyet-Zdyes
      @Nyet-Zdyes 5 років тому +107

      @@imperiumoccidentis7351 They want to eat their cake... and then still have it. They want everything... without consequence or other price.

    • @nautdead3197
      @nautdead3197 5 років тому +43

      "Wait this whole operation was your idea"

    • @Xavi_garcia
      @Xavi_garcia 5 років тому +31

      Banks: this movie isnt for men
      Men : ok i don't gonna watch that
      Banks : how man dare to not watch My movie !!!

  • @Guigley
    @Guigley Рік тому +285

    There was a hilarious interview where Elizabeth Banks said that men should have enough empathy to watch movies with female leads. I always thought the goal of seeing a movie was to be entertained, not to express "empathy" for the people who made it.

    • @rorygillmore6555
      @rorygillmore6555 Рік тому +32

      That's literally my sister's explanation of why men should watch women's sports but women are excused from it "because most of us don't watch sports in the first place."

    • @TagSpamCop
      @TagSpamCop Рік тому +6

      I thought "representation matters." Either it matters or it doesn't.

    • @dla20-23
      @dla20-23 Рік тому

      @@rorygillmore6555 no offence, but I really hope your sister has a functional spare brain for regular daily activities because the one that came up with this idea will get her into trouble

    • @OwnerOfTheCosmos
      @OwnerOfTheCosmos 10 місяців тому +1

      I just watched it because it was a great fuckdoll parade.

    • @OwnerOfTheCosmos
      @OwnerOfTheCosmos 10 місяців тому

      I only watched it because it was a great f..kdoll parade.
      And I hate that I have to censor my speech, mankind is really just a bunch of wussies.

  • @MissCookieThief
    @MissCookieThief 3 роки тому +4432

    "Men feel annoyed and resentful, and women feel uncomfortable and patronized."
    No other line has so perfectly captured the problem with movies like this.

    • @aerial5587
      @aerial5587 3 роки тому +92

      Exactly, he summed it up perfectly..

    • @lorddrayvon1426
      @lorddrayvon1426 3 роки тому +68

      @@aerial5587 Biggest problem really is alienination more than anything else. Preachiness is not a problem in of itself (James Cameron's Avatar is essentially Ferngully in space and yet is the highest grossing movie ever). The issue with these movies is that you divide your audience at best. 2016 Ghostbusters? Men hated it for being unfunny bullshit, women with any modicum of self awareness was it as stupid pandering bullshit and even the SJW, white apologist types eventually grew a few braincells. This? Horrendous flop. Black Widow? God that was shit and I hope it bombs hard.

    • @redsoxu571
      @redsoxu571 3 роки тому +35

      @@lorddrayvon1426 I would argue that preachiness actually was a problem in Avatar...but James Cameron is such a good director, and the digitally-aided world he created so remarkable to drink in, that the tonal mistake didn't ruin the proceedings. I was in no hurry to see Avatar, but when I did get around to it I was pleasantly surprised how much I liked it. With one exception...the plot and characters were 1980s cartoon levels of one dimensional and black and white. The lesson to take from that isn't that preachiness can't be the downfall of a movie, but that strong filmmaking in general creates a margin for error even when mistakes happen.
      That's why 2016 Ghostbusters went wrong...it was just utterly awful. Contrary to the implied criticism in this particular video, Chris Hemsworth's character was perhaps the only element (other than impressive-looking ghosts in some scenes) I enjoyed, and that's because self-aware goofy Chris Hemsworth is always a good time. But we expect a Ghostbusters movie to make us laugh at a steady rate from beginning to end, and the jokes in this thing were such duds...

    • @GordonSeal
      @GordonSeal 3 роки тому +3

      @@redsoxu571 Oh boy you are not going to enjoy any of the classics like Indiana Jones then.

    • @redsoxu571
      @redsoxu571 3 роки тому +19

      @@GordonSeal My bad...I didn't mean to imply that cartoony black and white characterizations are innately bad. On the contrary, they're great in the right media. Indiana Jones (which I love, excepting the fourth, and for very different reasons) was a 1930s serials-inspired adventure series, and in those some one-dimensional villains are expected (the protagonists still manage some nice depth, not surprising given how great Spielberg has always been at characters).
      My point in this case was that Avatar had a central major message to it (a very fitting one, IMO), but either didn't trust the audience to handle characters of dimension or else simply was poorly written. We have evil corporations that apparently have zero sense of history regarding the abuse of indigenous populations (unrealistic, or arrogant in thinking that even though the empathy for such peoples has changed that big bad corporations will always care zero about such things, even if only to not upset human customers). We have big bad military, all hoo ha with no humanity whatsoever. Etc. Take the same movie with the same general plot and simply widen the characterizations a bit (some hesitancy, doubt, regret, anything along those lines) and you'd have a stronger movie; create realistically conflicted characters who outright wrestle with the right thing to do and you could have had a masterpiece, given what the film did so well.
      If the point was to simply showcase the eye popping effects and world building, Cameron could have pulled back on the plot and made it about exploration and discovery, rather than exploitation. Heck, given the five film plan, that would have made even more sense, saving exploitation, conflict, abuse, rebellion for later, once simply going to Pandora wouldn't be enough for an audience.
      That's what I was intending to speak towards. Hope that makes sense!

  • @kendrom
    @kendrom 5 років тому +7390

    Why does the feminist fantasy of the perfect woman, mimic to the "T", the stereotype of the alpha male...the same stereotype that they're always complaining is "toxic"?

    • @decwow
      @decwow 5 років тому +836

      Penis envy.

    • @coppernicklaus245
      @coppernicklaus245 5 років тому +233

      Good question.

    • @Nyet-Zdyes
      @Nyet-Zdyes 5 років тому +601

      Because "everything" is *men's* faults...
      When a wahmen does it, it's okay... by definition.

    • @small_joys2022
      @small_joys2022 5 років тому +34

      👍

    • @kcnugfan
      @kcnugfan 5 років тому +341

      Because it's there turn, don't ya know.
      Just hope I'm still alive to see the cultural backlash to the current state of affairs.
      Till then, let the shitshow roll on. 😁😁😁

  •  5 років тому +3039

    Disregarding the "they made all men weak": if your villain is weak, so is your hero. Or heroine. You need a strong villain to show how badass your hero is.

    • @shineinstars
      @shineinstars 5 років тому +120

      so technically they're all weak

    • @kaufmanat1
      @kaufmanat1 5 років тому +161

      That's way too involved for these sad sjw minds to comprehend. Remember, to them, the world doesn't work based in facts; It works based on the current emotional outrage of a virtue signalling small popular minority...

    • @Elite_Gamer_1337
      @Elite_Gamer_1337 5 років тому +47

      No! Man bad! Woman strong!

    • @ziglaus
      @ziglaus 5 років тому +26

      @@kaufmanat1 i don't know where you are from, but it's been a while since facts were important in the grand global discourse - be it feminists, incels, antivaxxers, republicans, or any other vocal group of people.

    • @kaufmanat1
      @kaufmanat1 5 років тому +14

      @@ziglaus was there a time when facts were important to vocal activists?

  • @amitmeena2961
    @amitmeena2961 3 роки тому +186

    She did an interview 8 yrs ago on Conan where Kristen says she is tired of crappy girl power movies, now she stars in one.

    • @danielshivers9153
      @danielshivers9153 2 роки тому +26

      Hey 20 bucks is 20 bucks lol

    • @369Æchilles
      @369Æchilles Рік тому

      She's always on drugs im surprised that's all she said!

    • @beestingza
      @beestingza 11 місяців тому +2

      And now she's starring in another one about lesbians.

    • @jurgenbuntinx1
      @jurgenbuntinx1 10 місяців тому +5

      Well, ive been saying fuck this job, and i still work there.

    • @Jonas-lj8ul
      @Jonas-lj8ul 10 місяців тому +2

      Opinions don't pay the bills.

  • @unholyiiamas
    @unholyiiamas 5 років тому +1021

    "I do this so you don't have to".
    Not all heroes wear capes.... Or are sober.

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 5 років тому +37

      Come on, superheroes ain't sober. You need to be quite drunk before you decide it's OK to go out in a Batman outfit. And let's not even mention Captain America. You'd need to fill me up with booze until I burst before I'm going to dress up as an American flag right before entering a muddy battlefield 🤪

    • @martialme84
      @martialme84 5 років тому +11

      *Hancock has joined the chat

  • @John.Angell
    @John.Angell 5 років тому +1946

    You poor soul, sitting through that shitshow for us.

    • @marxjester9802
      @marxjester9802 5 років тому +32

      John Angell it’s a shitty job, but someone has to do this.

    • @maxjohnson1758
      @maxjohnson1758 5 років тому +17

      Yeah, no shit. I simply couldn't do it.

    • @ghostundead6759
      @ghostundead6759 5 років тому +17

      When u left the movies u should of asked 4 a refund

    • @LucidLegend1984
      @LucidLegend1984 5 років тому +10

      This comment is insanely underrated

    • @KoolKman
      @KoolKman 5 років тому +20

      He probably went through 2 bottles of Captain Morgans Rum to help him stay till the end...He IS the critical drinker!

  • @kkrchari
    @kkrchari 3 роки тому +1200

    Midnight's edge remarked, "more women saw Rambo: Last blood than Charlie's angels". That's got to burn.

    • @robertfitzgerald3118
      @robertfitzgerald3118 3 роки тому +59

      I know of no one who saw this piece of shit in theaters. Or Ghostbusters 2016...

    • @TheFourthWinchester
      @TheFourthWinchester 3 роки тому +1

      @@robertfitzgerald3118 I did.

    • @oneandonlysound99
      @oneandonlysound99 3 роки тому +48

      As someone who thought Rambo: Last Blood was trash too (never liked that plot they mentioned for a decade or trashing Rambo's attempt at a new life in such a manner, much preferred John Rambo as an ending and solid sequel better than 3), I'm still not suprised at all.

    • @random-jn8ec
      @random-jn8ec 3 роки тому +12

      @@oneandonlysound99 it was trash. there was no story like rambo first blood

    • @1Tenno
      @1Tenno 3 роки тому +19

      @@TheFourthWinchester now I know exactly one person who decided to waste his money on this movie

  • @macbrown99
    @macbrown99 3 роки тому +192

    Judge Anderson from the 2012 Dredd film is a perfect example of how to make a strong female action hero. She's not punching out men twice her size one after the other, she's using her unique abilities combined with her wits and weaponry to make it through. She even undergoes some proper and believable character development, from nervous and adrenaline-soaked rookie to a more hardened Judge ready to deal with the horrific reality of the job. For God's sake, she can literally read peoples minds and she's a more believable character than anyone in this film.

    • @GingerZombie29
      @GingerZombie29 2 роки тому +26

      Dredd (2012),
      what a great action flick.

    • @ReeseLeeArt
      @ReeseLeeArt Рік тому +7

      I was trying to think of a strong character who happens to be female recently and this fits perfectly.

    • @pandalover900
      @pandalover900 Рік тому +8

      @@ReeseLeeArt the fact that this "recent" example is over a decade old is a disturbing thing to think about.

    • @remylucai
      @remylucai 5 місяців тому +5

      And they had a strong female villain who was believable.

    • @englanduk6131
      @englanduk6131 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@remylucaiLena Headey was perfect as the evil boss of the tower block, Ma-ma... Now that lady can truly act!!!!

  • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
    @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 4 роки тому +4145

    “Jesus, the First World War was wrapped up faster than this.”
    Holy shit this was gold, almost spat out my drink.

  • @skippy31415979
    @skippy31415979 4 роки тому +1050

    "Liz, since you apparently don't understand your own industry, the Drinker's gonna mansplain this one for ya." Best line i've heard all week.

  • @ZenoDovahkiin
    @ZenoDovahkiin 5 років тому +1844

    "Who was this film for?"
    Elisabeth Banks.

    • @fanirama
      @fanirama 4 роки тому +26

      Yes but Banks didn't take this movie to the bank. It was a flop

    • @-12Sided
      @-12Sided 4 роки тому +22

      Too bad she ruined her likability from the lego movie and hunger games.

    • @pixie_sprite
      @pixie_sprite 4 роки тому +3

      @@-12Sided Wait she was in the Lego movie l didn't even know

    • @-12Sided
      @-12Sided 4 роки тому +3

      @@pixie_sprite she was wildstyle

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 4 роки тому

      Specifically her ego.

  • @glennwwicks
    @glennwwicks 3 роки тому +50

    "That's the problem with facts, you see. They don't care about your feelings." This is such a wonderful tidbit of common sense and wisdom. It's unfortunate that it is lost on so many people these days.

    • @clamum9648
      @clamum9648 3 місяці тому

      Drinker destroying Hollywood with facts and logic 😮😮😮

  • @MrGone0608
    @MrGone0608 5 років тому +466

    They even managed to ruin an already female driven franchise. No gender swaping.

    • @antonackermann9620
      @antonackermann9620 5 років тому +27

      Yeah, naw. That was impressive.

    • @avatarpopco
      @avatarpopco 5 років тому +24

      They gender swapped Charlie.

    • @avatarpopco
      @avatarpopco 5 років тому +7

      They gender swapped Charlie.

    • @wetdroidedition2549
      @wetdroidedition2549 5 років тому +9

      They need to make Charlie's Angels a team of trans

    • @TheMineralRecord
      @TheMineralRecord 5 років тому +16

      Can this be cited as an example of "toxic femininity"?

  • @TONYMUNANTHONY
    @TONYMUNANTHONY 5 років тому +414

    "Mouth breather" "Gigantor" "Smug business man" "Magical science lady" and so on and so forth, Critical you manufacturer of much loved monikers of movie characters you've done it again my friend.

    • @SavageDawgJoshua
      @SavageDawgJoshua 5 років тому +1

      Yeah, except he got "The guy from 'Gladiator'" wrong.

    • @XombieLejon66
      @XombieLejon66 5 років тому +13

      Yeah, some of my favorites: "Lumpy alien bodybuilder", "Rambo Impostor", and of course "Apple genius "

    • @dennisobrien3618
      @dennisobrien3618 5 років тому +2

      I particularly like his names in "Prometheus". I find myself involuntarily laughing several times when watching most of CD's videos.

    • @TerminvsEst
      @TerminvsEst 5 років тому +3

      My personal favorite is "Magical space wizard wearing a fishbowl filled with bong smoke," which is from his review of Spiderman: Far From Home.

    • @stefcannon2580
      @stefcannon2580 5 років тому +6

      I love his term for Grace in Terminator Dark Fate - “Androgynous Thing” 😂😂 and his accent just makes everything sound better

  • @Monsieur_Cauchemar-YT
    @Monsieur_Cauchemar-YT 5 років тому +869

    Funny how the Critical Drinker, who is only one man, is more accurate than Rotten Tomatoes 100% of the time.

    • @e.d.8952
      @e.d.8952 5 років тому +10

      The only way he could make this better is to actually be hammered while reading his laser precise analysis.

    • @KnuckleHunkybuck
      @KnuckleHunkybuck 5 років тому +11

      According to audiences, Critical Drinker is more accurate than Rotten Tomatoes 98% of the time, but according to critics, he's only more accurate 7% of the time.

    • @peterfrancis2330
      @peterfrancis2330 5 років тому +6

      he is better at writing than 99% of Hooliwood writer

    • @Tomviel
      @Tomviel 5 років тому +4

      Why does this movie have 79% on rotten from audience score when both the critics score and imdb score are way lower?

    • @sageimac3168
      @sageimac3168 5 років тому +1

      Less than 100%. Drinker missed the mark on HBO’s Watchmen.

  • @shiny_red5801
    @shiny_red5801 3 роки тому +517

    Kristen Stewart unironically looks very pretty done up as a girly girl, even if she’s only doing it satirically

    • @johnnysalery7383
      @johnnysalery7383 2 роки тому +180

      The fact that her "disguise" made her look better than her actual character's look is too funny lol

    • @33dbz
      @33dbz 2 роки тому +71

      I was just about to comment that. It's like Bree Larson in Endgame. She was pretty in the first half hour, until she got that God awful haircut

    • @dankyjoker
      @dankyjoker 2 роки тому +6

      that's racist

    • @iim4xii129
      @iim4xii129 2 роки тому +4

      Well, except her face, of course.

    • @DeepfriedBeans4492
      @DeepfriedBeans4492 2 роки тому +3

      @@johnnysalery7383is it? The purpose of the clothing you wear shouldn’t always be to make yourself look as attractive as possible, a lot of the time what makes you look good brings some level of awkwardness/discomfort, and that’s especially true for women

  • @vincencclaustro7161
    @vincencclaustro7161 5 років тому +699

    News: “Men under increasingly hostile social environments, women most affected.”

    • @jonrussell7567
      @jonrussell7567 5 років тому +43

      It's actually true. All those mid 30s women complaining they can't find a man. 😆

    • @kdgang1
      @kdgang1 5 років тому +42

      I think its the whole point of these movies, so you stay single and resent each other without making family

    • @muznick
      @muznick 5 років тому +32

      @@kdgang1 That's a big part of the socialist utopian agenda - breaking down the family unit.

    • @Smasho8000
      @Smasho8000 5 років тому +15

      @@kdgang1 All they're making me do is resent Hollywood.

    • @carljohan9265
      @carljohan9265 5 років тому +17

      I can't for the life of me imagine how this movie is suppose to be fun to watch for a woman. If I was a woman and saw this, I would just feel embarrassed. Not really positive representation in any sense of the term.

  • @cryobk3540
    @cryobk3540 5 років тому +345

    “I do this, so you don’t have to.”
    Thank you for you’re service.

    • @MrNebelschatten
      @MrNebelschatten 5 років тому +7

      your* But you are right
      -so I liked.

    • @teabagger0871
      @teabagger0871 5 років тому

      It's almost comparative to a grenade reference at this point.

    • @robinthrush9672
      @robinthrush9672 5 років тому +2

      -The Nostalgia Drinker

    • @Alexander-Hatfield
      @Alexander-Hatfield 5 років тому +4

      @@MrNebelschatten greetings fellow grammar Nazi haha

  • @EtheriumSky
    @EtheriumSky 4 роки тому +3623

    I worked on this film. Half the crew banged our heads into the wall seeing from day1 of production quite how awful it was gonna be. And more than a few of us have said "we hope at least the drinker does something good with this!". ;)

    • @Adamguy2003
      @Adamguy2003 4 роки тому +462

      I'm so sorry. It indeed must have been a horrific experience to work on this film in any capacity.

    • @ingold1470
      @ingold1470 4 роки тому +681

      So the Drinker actually has a following among people in the film industry?

    • @Dash-lx4ng
      @Dash-lx4ng 4 роки тому +229

      @@ingold1470 VINDICATION

    • @robbylebotha
      @robbylebotha 3 роки тому +217

      Just keep in mind, your future clients may be watching. Never complain about clients on social media 😉

    • @dudepool7530
      @dudepool7530 3 роки тому +360

      @@robbylebotha nah, it'll be fine 😆

  • @jahkelojoseph8213
    @jahkelojoseph8213 2 роки тому +24

    "Its like watching someone throw up, piss and soil themselves. U know you shouldn't look but there's something mesmerizing about such a perfect disaster " This man gets me

  • @harmen2456
    @harmen2456 5 років тому +391

    Here's the problem. Charlie's Angel's is a movie about stripper ninjas who neither strip, nor are they ninja.

    • @luistorres6956
      @luistorres6956 5 років тому +5

      I like that explanation lol

    • @thedude0000
      @thedude0000 5 років тому +3

      🤣 this made me laugh

    • @SumDumGy
      @SumDumGy 5 років тому +7

      Can we just get some stripper ninja?

    • @rmicone1
      @rmicone1 5 років тому +2

      only preteen girls like this stuff, question remains: "why let ur impressionable preteen watch this crap"?

    • @dezznutz3743
      @dezznutz3743 5 років тому +2

      I think strippers are played out in cinema, but Id watch a film about female ninja strippers, I mean Roger Corman made a career out of those kind of films. WHERE IS THE CURRENT DAY ROGER CORMAN?!?!?

  • @painbody4249
    @painbody4249 5 років тому +4077

    Women: "We don't need no man"
    Also Women: "Charlie's Angel's failed because men didn't go see it". (Scratching my head)

  • @TonymanCS
    @TonymanCS 4 роки тому +1628

    Those feminist filmmakers should take a lesson from Terminator or Alien movies. Ripley and Connor are the true example of badass action characters that don't have to scream "Women are better than men" every screen.

    • @ssonicdeafmonkey
      @ssonicdeafmonkey 4 роки тому +26

      Hell yeah

    • @Blast2224
      @Blast2224 4 роки тому +41

      I think Hit-Girl was the best representation of feminism. Mindy doesn’t CARE what people think of her. She tried doing the makeup and the dating and the dances and all of it was thrown back in her face. When her dad was killed, she didn’t cry. She didn’t complain. She got PISSED and went and killed the men who took her only family left. And guess what?! An ADULT MAN punches her! He CHOKES her! And not ONCE does Mindy cry or try to use her gender or age as a handicap. She bit him, stabbed him where she could reach, and used her appearance to an advantage even. And this was 2009/2010/2011.

    • @Blast2224
      @Blast2224 4 роки тому +91

      Even Sidney Prescott from SCREAM. She was a 17 year old girl who’d seen her mom cut up. The first time Ghostface tried to kill her, she dodged and even kicked him in the leg when being thrown. And she only gets tougher and tougher with each sequel. By Scream 4 she asks Ghostface to come after her and minutes later kicks him square in the jaw.

    • @Adamguy2003
      @Adamguy2003 4 роки тому +70

      @@Blast2224 Don't forget The Bride (Not spoiling her real name, in case you haven't seen it) from the 'Kill Bill' movies.

    • @winstonthomas4576
      @winstonthomas4576 4 роки тому +11

      No, they won’t learn! They will want to push it even more.

  • @jaytaggert2335
    @jaytaggert2335 2 роки тому +10

    "I do this so that you won't have to."
    That's why I prefer watching your content than seeing the movie itself like most movies these days.
    Thanks for your endeavors, critical drinker! Cheers mate.

  • @CoolHardLogic
    @CoolHardLogic 5 років тому +631

    "The women are universally smart, virtuous, incorruptible, tough, confident, outspoken, highly skilled at everything, and physically unstoppable."
    ...unless someone turns up wearing the same dress, amiright?!

    • @visionist7
      @visionist7 5 років тому +23

      HELL HATH NO FURY

    • @GodOfPlague
      @GodOfPlague 5 років тому +31

      Oh then its on, unless perhaps its a man transitioning into a woman cant be transphobic can we hollywood

    • @Alessandro-B
      @Alessandro-B 5 років тому +2

      CHL, shouldn't you be berating some flerfers and the likes, rather than just having fun here?

    • @Joe-xp8rb
      @Joe-xp8rb 5 років тому +3

      @@Alessandro-B You mind your own business do you know how often one of the channels that I love comments on another channel I love.

    • @Mlai00
      @Mlai00 5 років тому +2

      BA-DUM TISHHHH!

  • @SiddharthShenoy
    @SiddharthShenoy 4 роки тому +3966

    I pirated this movie and *STILL* want a Refund.

    • @zanarkandace6821
      @zanarkandace6821 4 роки тому +196

      That's what I said about Dragon Ball Evolution. I pirated it, on a friend's laptop using their electricity and wifi, and I still paid WAY too much...

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 4 роки тому +106

      I watched the captain marvel review on cinemasins channel one day while testing an apple laptop in the store.
      I want my money back,
      Now.

    • @replynotificationsdisabled
      @replynotificationsdisabled 4 роки тому +13

      Promote piracy will help you get something anything back

    • @4Everlast
      @4Everlast 4 роки тому +5

      Sameee. The McG movies were bad BUT fun AF.

    • @Necromonger69
      @Necromonger69 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You just won the internet.

  • @johnhanifin1952
    @johnhanifin1952 5 років тому +328

    The fact that this and dark fate flopped so hard makes me happy

    • @rohezie8194
      @rohezie8194 5 років тому +17

      @Sherie Brodigan oh shut up and get back to the kitchen.

    • @alexfreetime9597
      @alexfreetime9597 5 років тому +9

      @Andrew Jackson Because they're failing to make a profit out of our favourite things. If that shit of woke-minator was a success they would've made another 2, now they have to lick their wounds, and so has to do that Bank-feminazi. Anyway it's not like you can consider those things canon.

    • @alexfreetime9597
      @alexfreetime9597 5 років тому +3

      @Andrew Jackson I see your point, but the only thing we can do is talk about how bad they're, making them fail at the boxoffice and making famous movies that really are good, helping them stay relevant in the history of film making, and that's not something these sjws will be able to erase.
      Eventually new generations of actors and directors will crave a piece of that fame and they'll make what the public really wants. That's what I think and what I hope.

    • @shayla106
      @shayla106 5 років тому

      Alex Freetime Yep, there’s people on UA-cam making their own low budget tv series. There’s old tv shows and movies we can look around for and watch.

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 5 років тому

      Ghostbusters: 2019.

  • @BillPeschel
    @BillPeschel 2 роки тому +20

    Two years later, and with She-Hulk and Rings of Power, the lessons CD preached here may finally be bearing fruit.

  • @Cameron-ki1qx
    @Cameron-ki1qx 5 років тому +1218

    Banks: "This movie isn't made for men."
    OG Charlie's Angels: Literally made for men.

    • @magistrumartium
      @magistrumartium 4 роки тому +82

      and teenage boys

    • @amandapanda3657
      @amandapanda3657 4 роки тому +196

      Cameron my mom was actually around when the show was popular and said it was for both. Boys loved how hot the girls were and girls wanted to be the angels because how awesome they were

    • @damon19751
      @damon19751 4 роки тому +31

      That show was pretty good

    • @JPIndustrie
      @JPIndustrie 4 роки тому +45

      tbf the OG show came from a time when , they kept it simple

    • @edwindungdung1998
      @edwindungdung1998 4 роки тому +8

      @@amandapanda3657 Sounds like winning formula.

  • @thefilmwatcher1302
    @thefilmwatcher1302 4 роки тому +3806

    Elizabeth Banks: This movie isn’t for those pesky men!
    Also Elizabeth Banks: WaHhHhH mEn DiDn’T gO sEE it! MeN hAtE mE!

    • @thefilmwatcher1302
      @thefilmwatcher1302 4 роки тому +57

      @@RoddyPipersCorneas Damn.

    • @lowkeyarki7091
      @lowkeyarki7091 4 роки тому +126

      @@RoddyPipersCorneas ahhh so it all comes down to daddy issues

    • @Dash-lx4ng
      @Dash-lx4ng 4 роки тому +48

      @@lowkeyarki7091 of course

    • @thatboymeak
      @thatboymeak 3 роки тому +89

      She literally claimed that if you don’t pay to watch this movie in cinemas, that you’re a sexist.
      The scary thing is, people tried to defend her as if they same people that shit on this movie, enjoy watching the originals.
      I just find it funny how women like her think it’s fine to say “there’s been too much men on screen therefore other men shouldn’t have a chance regardless of their talent or merit”
      But complain when others say “I don’t think this is good” and cry about how it’s somehow related to what’s between their legs.
      Also, not to mention - people would complain seeing Patrick Stewart try to beat up the same people the Angles did for the exact same reasons (unrealistic and stupid) but somehow because he’s a man, it becomes a valid complaint.

    • @thefilmwatcher1302
      @thefilmwatcher1302 3 роки тому +66

      @@thatboymeak I guess I’m a sexist then, because I literally had no idea this movie existed until the crapstorm that was 2020.

  • @QrazyQuarian
    @QrazyQuarian 4 роки тому +1890

    "as if this is The Bourne Identity for women..."
    *DO NOT GIVE THEM IDEAS*

    • @salladinthegreat
      @salladinthegreat 4 роки тому +84

      If I'm not mistaken the next victim is James Bond... Man I am so pissed about that one.

    • @Dash-lx4ng
      @Dash-lx4ng 4 роки тому +9

      Ok i am black and love me some representation but this goes to far man.

    • @blackmantis3130
      @blackmantis3130 3 роки тому +7

      They have made a female equalizer 😁😁😂😂

    • @Gamble661
      @Gamble661 3 роки тому +9

      @@blackmantis3130 Yeah, with freaking Queen Latifah!!! An overweight middle-aged woman!!! But hey, she's a black woman so it's all good. What an absurd embarrassing fucking joke!

    • @raghu5657
      @raghu5657 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

  • @tangledwebb1967
    @tangledwebb1967 3 роки тому +32

    In the interest of ballance here, the line "There was a gun fight at my wedding" "I didn't know you were married." "I'm not, I was the better shot." was actually well delivered and (compared to the other attempts in the movie) quite a good joke... and the "movie buff scene" mostly worked. And they are the only positives I can come up with.

  • @chucksenhowzen9740
    @chucksenhowzen9740 5 років тому +506

    The Drinker said it best: it’s a reboot of a remake...God help us

    • @marcg210
      @marcg210 5 років тому +12

      Of a '70 TV show...

    • @chucksenhowzen9740
      @chucksenhowzen9740 5 років тому +2

      Marcg210 yes

    • @loviatar9
      @loviatar9 5 років тому +5

      Thaaaat's Hollywood, 2019. It's as if they ran almost all the true creatives out of town.

    • @bcluett1697
      @bcluett1697 5 років тому +2

      That's usually the point where shit gets silly. lol What makes me laugh is all the 70s remakes were 10 years ago. Missed the damn boat didn't she? lol

  • @tlotpwist3417
    @tlotpwist3417 5 років тому +447

    The movies are woke, but the profits are asleep

    • @juliananthony1226
      @juliananthony1226 5 років тому +11

      Plot Twist the movie is just as sleep. Good joke tho

    • @subarusumeragikun
      @subarusumeragikun 5 років тому

      brilliant

    • @shae2330
      @shae2330 5 років тому +5

      The profits went to Red Dead 2 instead. Something actually worth its value.

    • @Enclavefakesoldier
      @Enclavefakesoldier 5 років тому

      Wealthy elite donors with hollywood ties: Plenty more money where that came from...

    • @KWillo
      @KWillo 5 років тому

      Well played.😂😂

  • @davidcritchley3509
    @davidcritchley3509 3 роки тому +67

    The worst thing a movie can do is to treat the audience with DISRESPECT.

    • @Adamguy2003
      @Adamguy2003 Рік тому

      And if it's a sequel, prequel, remake or reboot, the SECOND worst thing it can do is treat the original source material with disrespect (I'm lookin' at you, repugnant 2014 'Annie' reboot; I bet the Drinker could absolutely fricassee that one if he so chose).

  • @dominicdecoco4368
    @dominicdecoco4368 5 років тому +493

    There's a big difference between well developed female character and a feminists propaganda

    • @dezznutz3743
      @dezznutz3743 5 років тому +23

      Correct. See, Alita: Battle Angel to see a developed female character

    • @jeffreythornton428
      @jeffreythornton428 5 років тому +14

      Correct. A strong female is a woman with character whereas feminism is a leftist ideology.

    • @Muck006
      @Muck006 5 років тому +10

      The best FEMALE character ever written (IMO) is Elizabeth Bennett from Pride & Prejudice. She is strong (keeping secrets SECRET instead of blabbering the out to everyone else), independent (not following the "general behaviour" of other women in her family, especially her mother) and has courage ... which gets showcased in one of the best "female duels" ever [watch the version from 95, NOT the one with Keira Knightley who cant act]: ua-cam.com/video/LcaEN8eVBfk/v-deo.html it lasts for 6+ minutes and is taken 100% directly from the book.

    • @jeffreythornton428
      @jeffreythornton428 5 років тому +6

      @@Muck006 The 95 tv version was the one starring Colin Firth? That was a great version. Six well made hours. As female characters go I also like Jane Eyre. She also was strong, intelligent and independent. Those novels illustrate that strength is not about violence against men.

    • @juan918144
      @juan918144 5 років тому +1

      Dominic Decoco Oh this was a feminist movie I didn’t know it was just that I thought it was a really bad movie but this one however is bad

  • @CarrionCrow993
    @CarrionCrow993 4 роки тому +2451

    "This movie isn't for men."
    "Bye!" goes 50% of the audience.
    "Bye!" goes another 48% who've got better things to do than whinge and whine about the other 50%.
    Director and remaining 2%. OoO

    • @edouard9687
      @edouard9687 4 роки тому +136

      Director and the others: they're anti-feminist

    • @JohnDoe-ji5wg
      @JohnDoe-ji5wg 4 роки тому +16

      Dammit it’s on 69

    •  4 роки тому +30

      Yip...honestly when ur in a bubble..logic is usually the first thing to escape.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 роки тому +75

      They did the same with Birds of Prey. Feminists told men it wasn't for them and not to go and see it then when the film flopped they blamed men for it even though they told them it wasn't for them.

    • @TheRatedOniChannel
      @TheRatedOniChannel 4 роки тому +49

      Nothing like realizing that more women watched Rambo than this movie!

  • @jacknedry3925
    @jacknedry3925 5 років тому +229

    "Jesus, the First World War was wrapped up quicker than this thing"
    Holy shit he's right! WWI lasted 4 years, This lasted 5!
    Edit:
    How the hell did this comment get 166 likes in just 5 hours???

    • @bartryun
      @bartryun 5 років тому +3

      Seemed to last longer watching it !

    • @lylejames965
      @lylejames965 5 років тому +2

      Bart Ryun wait? What? You watched it?!...Jesus I hope the sex was worth it....

    • @keimakatsuragi3040
      @keimakatsuragi3040 5 років тому +2

      Well, it wasn't entirely wrapped up, we've got a sequel a couple years later.
      I really hope it won't be a case with this one.

    • @jacknedry3925
      @jacknedry3925 5 років тому

      @@keimakatsuragi3040,
      Ahhhh, I see what you did there.....

    • @jacknedry3925
      @jacknedry3925 5 років тому

      @@keimakatsuragi3040,
      Ahhhh, I see what you did there.....

  • @cd0u50c9
    @cd0u50c9 Рік тому +4

    The last 2 minutes of this video is the most concise and straight to the point breakdown, judge and jury for Hollywood that I've seen in any (Drinker) video, and Drinker has produced many quality takedowns. Chapeau, my sharp tongued friend.

  • @reidsimonson
    @reidsimonson 4 роки тому +1809

    Díaz, Lou, and Barrymore didn’t have an agenda in mind when the movie was made. They were probably like, wow this is a ridiculous script let’s have some fun and since we are actors people are going to watch this so let try to make it fun for them.
    Imagine a movie made for the sake of fun and entertainment... the horror....

    • @logophile
      @logophile 4 роки тому +27

      That was horrible, too.

    • @jennycoyle8204
      @jennycoyle8204 4 роки тому +6

      Exactly 😉

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 4 роки тому +61

      FYI, it's spelled Liu. But yeah, it was a fun bit of camp. Kinda like D.E.B.S., but with less overt lesbians.

    • @arandil1
      @arandil1 4 роки тому +79

      Also, the victories in those earlier movies meant something because the male and female antagonists were clever and dangerous. If someone overcomes someone like that it feels empowering because it IS. If the heroes are already infallible, who cares?

    • @citizen-7xl5
      @citizen-7xl5 4 роки тому +83

      The thing is the older movies didn’t just have some petty white dude as the villain, the first movie was a partnership of a super genius and his female partner (who was most of the driving force of their plans and quite handy in a fight) and the sequel was a former member of there own group who had basically decided to use her skills as a former angel to massively profit. They’re was no agenda of “men do bad, woomen gooder!” Within the movie as a whole

  • @MirandaSinistra
    @MirandaSinistra 5 років тому +493

    Not only is no one surprised this bombed, I doubt anyone cares.

    • @noway6633
      @noway6633 5 років тому +3

      I care cause it sets a precedent. So movies like StarWars will make money regardless of how bad they are and encourage people to keep turning franchises into trash.

    • @teddyharvester
      @teddyharvester 5 років тому +2

      Maybe woke journos care, but only because they get paid for it. For the time being.

    • @Jester123ish
      @Jester123ish 5 років тому +2

      I care very much that it should fail thank you.

    • @jurassicsparks5220
      @jurassicsparks5220 5 років тому

      Lucius Fawkes Probably a lot more. Hollywood are so self absorbed with their narrative that they’re probably oblivious.

    • @Krapvag
      @Krapvag 5 років тому +3

      I didn't even know it existed until it was announced it flopped

  • @electricbayonet2
    @electricbayonet2 5 років тому +587

    "The First World War was wrapped up quicker than this thing."
    I'm not sure it's fair to draw parallels between Charlie's Angels 2019 and WWI. I mean, one was a tragic, wasteful disaster, and the other was World War I.

  • @samauthor342
    @samauthor342 2 роки тому +6

    This was one of the first of your videos I watched, Drinker, and it completely changed how I write the women characters in my novels! Thank you. Sometimes I come back to watch it just for a refresher.

  • @trequor
    @trequor 5 років тому +451

    The old movie with Drew Barrymore is legitimately funny and has good action sequences. The fact that they play up the camp factor makes the whole thing run smoothly

    • @denimchicken104
      @denimchicken104 4 роки тому +29

      It’s a classic as far as I’m concerned. It should be put on a pedestal for kids today to see how to properly make a fun movie that leaves the audience feeling good, and that they’ll enjoy watching for years to come.

    • @inceptional
      @inceptional 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah, the fight with slicked-back, black-hair dude and the tune from The Prodigy playing in the background is legit entertaining to watch. Nothing in the new film was.

    • @trequor
      @trequor 3 роки тому +3

      @@inceptional It's so strange to me that so many modern action films forget to make the action fun to watch. It's like they've forgotten the primary purpose of making an action movie. Even "bad" actions movies of the 80s and 90s were still at least fun to watch (for the most part).
      But then again they keep hiring drama directors for mUh FeMaLE rePReseNtATioN so I guess this makes sense.

  • @jjryan1352
    @jjryan1352 5 років тому +228

    That repeated elbow to the head looks like she's trying to wipe a smudge off his face.

    • @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet
      @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet 5 років тому +40

      It looked like a special attack I'd have invented as a ten year old.

    • @bdkj3e
      @bdkj3e 5 років тому +23

      LMAO, I kept thinking the same thing, it looked like it wouldn't even hurt.

    • @suflanker45
      @suflanker45 5 років тому +10

      Wouldn't even crack a glass jaw.

    • @5pid3rman80
      @5pid3rman80 5 років тому +21

      I figured if you hit a dude that many times in the face with your elbow and he (not particularly strong) managed to 1) not lose consciousness and 2) continually support your weight... you might need fight classes

    • @trontosaurusrex9532
      @trontosaurusrex9532 5 років тому +3

      @That Frosty Ape Followed by an elbow drop.

  • @cjones29hd
    @cjones29hd 5 років тому +250

    Man hating movie bombs then the director gets mad and blames men for it.

    • @juan918144
      @juan918144 5 років тому +5

      cjones29hd why she mad at us we just not interested in women empowerment movies not saving Wonder Woman wasn’t now that was a good woman empowerment movie and a good action movie

    • @thanatos1387
      @thanatos1387 5 років тому +2

      Isn't that typical by now?

  • @rosscampbell1173
    @rosscampbell1173 2 роки тому +5

    Thank goodness for UA-cam. Some writer in Scotland turns out to be the best movie reviewer ever.

  • @Jackisawinner
    @Jackisawinner 5 років тому +424

    "Jesus, the first world war was wrapped up quicker than this thing"
    And there goes my coffee

    • @Jabber-ig3iw
      @Jabber-ig3iw 5 років тому +8

      Jackisawinner even quicker if you are a yank.

    • @furtim1
      @furtim1 5 років тому +9

      To be fair, it was almost exactly 14 years between the 9/11 terror attacks and the completion of the Freedom Tower to replace the WTC, while the empire state building took barely over a year to build. The war in Iraq and Afghanistan have lasted nearly 20 years, while WW2 lasted not even 10. Everything takes longer now - even if they are pointless and without virtue compared to their antecedents.

    • @aeternusdoleo4531
      @aeternusdoleo4531 5 років тому +2

      You need better critical drinking skills Jacki...

    • @Jackisawinner
      @Jackisawinner 5 років тому

      @@aeternusdoleo4531 My mistake, was that it wasn't alcohol...

    • @HealthyMBS1
      @HealthyMBS1 5 років тому +2

      No kidding! I almost blew coffee out my nose twice on this review!

  • @MelonRace
    @MelonRace 5 років тому +524

    When movies have narcissistic personality disorder: the movie

    • @campkira
      @campkira 5 років тому +1

      When IP too weak.... let face it a lot of Hollywood weirdo don't get it...

    • @rollrcoastrbacon2725
      @rollrcoastrbacon2725 5 років тому +6

      Melon Race when movies get extremely toxic about sexes just to stop sexism: the thousand-or-so frames of regret!

  • @calbacoller897
    @calbacoller897 5 років тому +97

    "the Drinker's going to mansplain this one for you." My Lord, the Drinker has the gift of gab.

  • @Mysticmegster1
    @Mysticmegster1 3 роки тому +40

    "One thing men dont like is being disrespected" hallelujah finally someone says it! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @CloakofAuron
    @CloakofAuron 4 роки тому +318

    "Pack the bags, we're goin' on a guilt trip."
    Review was pretty entertaining, but that quip earned a like from me. Cheers.

    • @davidcox3076
      @davidcox3076 2 роки тому

      That one actually hurt! I was drinking water at the time. Think I might have broken something from trying not to spray in on the monitor.

  • @baronvonhoughton
    @baronvonhoughton 5 років тому +746

    Hold up shouldn't all the angels be men in this gender swapping remake age?

    • @louisxiv249
      @louisxiv249 5 років тому +62

      Transwomen.

    • @kenteo2107
      @kenteo2107 5 років тому +52

      I would watch this movie! Chris Hemsworth being effeminate and high maintenance and kicking ass!

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 4 роки тому +15

      If that movie The Avengers proved anything, it's that you can build an action franchise entirely around a bunch of hot guys and women will come watch it in droves.

    • @batperson3532
      @batperson3532 4 роки тому +3

      Charlotte's Inferno. Sounds like a gangbang porn movie.

    • @titocristobal5573
      @titocristobal5573 4 роки тому +4

      You're mistaken. Men and males are not an official gender in Hollywood's eyes.

  • @imre456
    @imre456 5 років тому +94

    I find myself saying “nah, it’ll be fine” in casual conversation a lot lately. Thanks Drinker

    • @DraknalHitdan
      @DraknalHitdan 5 років тому

      Yes, some of his more common lines are rather catchy. I'm a fan of "Why? Don't know!" myself.

  • @mallorycarpinski1160
    @mallorycarpinski1160 2 роки тому +4

    "There's something mesmerizing about such a perfect disaster" is a great explanation of half my social media activities.

  • @GnosticTraveller
    @GnosticTraveller 5 років тому +322

    “The First World War wrapped up faster than this thing.”
    Yes

    • @painkillerjones6232
      @painkillerjones6232 5 років тому +12

      And costs less, both financially and spiritually.

    • @benpage5088
      @benpage5088 5 років тому +4

      Painkiller Jones Yeah no not even close finance wise bud

    • @martinnolhaf3151
      @martinnolhaf3151 5 років тому +3

      And it did hurt less

    • @Jim-Tuner
      @Jim-Tuner 5 років тому +3

      The movie was a bonus prize associated with her (banks) doing Pitch Perfect 2 & 3. It took years to get into production because nobody really wanted to do it and they kept thinking they could find something that would stop her (Banks) from actually making it. They made the budget as low as they could (~$50m) to try and convince her not to do it. But she was hell-bent on doing a Charlie's Angels movie.

    • @VanCityHapa
      @VanCityHapa 5 років тому +1

      Jim Tuner I see what you did there

  • @Wenturi
    @Wenturi 3 роки тому +569

    10 years ago:
    "Ey, lets watch a movie!"
    Today:
    "Ey, lets see what Drinker has to say about it and the decide if we are going to watch it"

    • @ParadoxPerson02
      @ParadoxPerson02 3 роки тому +9

      Cheers to that mate.

    • @Maxtowers71
      @Maxtowers71 3 роки тому +14

      today i just skip the cinema and go straight the the Drinker's channel... spend an awful lot of time here, watching and laughin' movies reviews about films that i will never watch

    • @ShinzoX90
      @ShinzoX90 2 роки тому +1

      Try thinking for yourself once in a while

    • @jahn-pierrezietsman2293
      @jahn-pierrezietsman2293 2 роки тому +1

      Believe that!!!

    • @hellogoodbye4061
      @hellogoodbye4061 2 роки тому

      The Drinker is still batting 1000 in regards to calling out dreck such as this.

  • @bf945
    @bf945 5 років тому +176

    Drinker: "And wake up they must."
    No, Drinker, they can go bankrupt instead.

    • @Sifer2
      @Sifer2 5 років тому +3

      He makes the assumption they are trying to make money with these films.

    • @LloydWaldo
      @LloydWaldo 5 років тому

      I’m not sure. Sony’s films are basically expensive commercials for their products and affiliated brands. Not sure it’s expected to make money on its own.

  • @CanalPSG
    @CanalPSG Рік тому +6

    Me and my wife were flipping through the movies from our on-demand-movie-provider the other day. Then we saw this Charlie’s Angels-movie passing by.
    Me: “This was typically a movie the Drinker negatively discussed.”
    My wife: “I understand, you can see it from the picture. Next!”

    • @B0mber44
      @B0mber44 Рік тому +1

      What did you end up watching?

    • @CanalPSG
      @CanalPSG Рік тому +1

      @@B0mber44 Trainspotting 2. It was entertaining, though it felt like I was watching a recent concert of The Eagles: it were the same actors, it was the same story, but it felt a bit dated.

  • @elr2141979
    @elr2141979 5 років тому +268

    It's funny how a movie targeted towards sjws and even sjws don't even want to watch it.

    • @penguinjay
      @penguinjay 5 років тому +23

      well they only follow trends, they ARE SJWs. Nobody said this film was gonna be any good, hence, they didn't go see it, if people don't care about it, the SJWs don't care either. They exist solely to try and live out fantasies where they tell someone off, they are the good guy, and everyone clapped. Social media is ruining these types of people. They're fake as fuck, only do things people will like follow or retweet over, they don't have a true identity, they are often 100% product of the hivemind. Some people are less this way, but more people in society are living like this and we're shifting into a bunch of double speaking retards and social snitches over time. Fuck those people.

    • @skywolf2012
      @skywolf2012 5 років тому +2

      Because sjws are lazy and full of crap.Theyr like analytical starwars geeks microsplaining to the last boring detail.The starwars nerds h8 but atleast they show up to see it.SJW bozos dont care about anything but talking 💩!

    • @UnfamiliarIntimacy
      @UnfamiliarIntimacy 5 років тому +1

      elr2141979
      They don't watch this stuff anyways. They bicker and complain online but they never truly like what they demand.

    • @67Spectre
      @67Spectre 5 років тому +3

      Making a career out of being an SJW doesn't pay particularly well, they can't afford to go to theaters.

    • @tooterfishTV
      @tooterfishTV 5 років тому +5

      SJW's can't afford to go to the movies.

  • @ottoroberts5163
    @ottoroberts5163 5 років тому +488

    The movie wasn’t even fun. That’s the whole point of the 2000 movies.

    • @unluckycloverfield4316
      @unluckycloverfield4316 5 років тому +30

      Yeah, I watched the 200s one cuz it was fun and campy, because Charlie's angels has always been cheesy as hell. This one seemed way too try hard.

    • @tychenofficial
      @tychenofficial 5 років тому +1

      I thought this movie was super fun, and I loved seeing all the references to the 2000’s movies like those costumes. And I thought the jokes were funny, I laughed out loud

    • @johngablesmith4671
      @johngablesmith4671 5 років тому +2

      The sequel with Demi Moore though was a mess.

    • @juliusminaj
      @juliusminaj 5 років тому +2

      John Gable Smith why do people think that? Full a Throttle wasn’t bad at all

    • @GeneralG1810
      @GeneralG1810 5 років тому +5

      @@juliusminaj It was OK but the first once was definitely better

  • @ChemySh
    @ChemySh 5 років тому +290

    "The 1st world war was wrapped up faster than this thing" is now my favorite insult at convoluted things

  • @Kingdom_Of_Dreams
    @Kingdom_Of_Dreams Рік тому +15

    "Theoretically, she is a character in this film"
    I laughed way harder than that as I should, and I wonder why I haven't been using this phrase before in my own reviews of films and dramas.

  • @Lucky_Chase
    @Lucky_Chase 4 роки тому +372

    "Arriving in cinemas with the grace and agility of a fat positivity activist tryna do a cartwheel..."
    🤣

    • @PlayBoX-qq9kr
      @PlayBoX-qq9kr 3 роки тому +7

      He said that part right when I found this comment.

    • @rubix4195
      @rubix4195 3 роки тому

      Ever heard the joke about two fat positive people sitting down? Boom boom!

  • @RobertMorgan
    @RobertMorgan 5 років тому +340

    I for one am OUTRAGED: This is 2019, the Charlie's Angels remake should be starring a diverse multicultural cast of MEN as the Angels, because reversing things is always woke.

    • @BlockyShark
      @BlockyShark 5 років тому +23

      Charlie's mangels

    • @bf945
      @bf945 5 років тому +15

      Sorry, but Woke is a one way street.

    • @KicksPregnantWomen
      @KicksPregnantWomen 5 років тому +2

      benjovi55 also bald and midgets

    • @ottoroberts5163
      @ottoroberts5163 5 років тому +9

      You say this as a joke but I wouldn’t mind a guys team, straight or gay, to be part of this franchise. The 2000 movie didn’t pretend to be anything other than fluff but still had girl power elements and waaay better action scenes. How does that happen?!
      The 2019 one could have at least had “atomic blonde” or “John Wick” level action scenes - but the movie wasn’t enough of anything.
      Plus the fact that any light hearted calmness the original had was erased in this one COMPLETELY

    • @monkeyrobotsinc.9875
      @monkeyrobotsinc.9875 5 років тому

      Baaaaahhhhhh

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 5 років тому +166

    Hey, they were worried about the ‘male gaze’...now they’re completely free of it!

  • @Krazzy88
    @Krazzy88 3 роки тому +27

    Elizabeth Banks: "You hate this movie because you hate powerful women"
    Me: points at- Princess Leia, Wonder Woman, Mystique, Lara Croft, Kumiko, Jyn Erso, Wanda, etc.

    • @wehateiceland
      @wehateiceland 3 роки тому

      Furiosa from mad max

    • @cptrelentless80085
      @cptrelentless80085 3 роки тому

      Claudia Cardinale in Once Upon a Time in the West. Hanoi Jane in Barbarella

    • @daniboy4153
      @daniboy4153 3 роки тому

      Samus, Lara Croft, The Bride, Buffy, and Ripley

  • @JerseySlayer
    @JerseySlayer 5 років тому +404

    Everyone likes movies that feel like a lecture. Right?

    • @audience2
      @audience2 5 років тому +4

      Being told something that ain't so makes it dislikeable. A factually correct lecture of the truths that need to be told can be entertaining.

    • @BiscuitsAndGravy4U
      @BiscuitsAndGravy4U 5 років тому +6

      How dare you!

    • @agentfancypants1654
      @agentfancypants1654 5 років тому +14

      Thank you, morally bankrupt film makers who were knowingly working with sexual predators for years, for telling me how to be a better man.

    • @thisisfyne
      @thisisfyne 5 років тому +6

      I prefer actual lectures to movies that feel like lectures... bitch, you're not even subtle.

    • @gc3k
      @gc3k 5 років тому

      Hollywood wouldn't keep pumping them out if they weren't huge hits with general audiences...... right?

  • @Ivan_Ardon
    @Ivan_Ardon 4 роки тому +1155

    I took my girlfriend to watch this movie. I asked her what she thought of it afterwards. Her reply of "Next time, You'll choose the film" pretty much told me all I needed to know.
    Also, this was the first time she went to get some snacks during the film and took an unusually long time.

    • @MrNickPresley
      @MrNickPresley 4 роки тому +143

      Reminds me of watching The Last Jedi. Went to the bathroom, and I sat down and I waited. Didn't miss much, since the movie is like four hours long.

    • @classified7736
      @classified7736 4 роки тому +9

      @@MrNickPresley LOL

    • @joejitsu034
      @joejitsu034 4 роки тому +85

      She was probably sucking off a guy that didn’t take her to a horrible film 👍

    • @michaelharvey7254
      @michaelharvey7254 4 роки тому +27

      She's a keeper!

    • @mt8149
      @mt8149 4 роки тому +6

      She owns you now.

  • @huntmatthewd
    @huntmatthewd 5 років тому +202

    I, personally, can't wait to not see this movie.

    • @FeralLogic
      @FeralLogic 5 років тому +9

      I'm actually not seeing it RIGHT NOW!!
      How crazy is that???

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 5 років тому +1

      @@FeralLogic Lucky! I have to wait until the weekend to not watch this film. So looking forward to seeing anything but.

    • @Raez_XL
      @Raez_XL 5 років тому

      I'm probably pirate it. I buy movies that are good but this? Meh....

    • @HulkCrow
      @HulkCrow 5 років тому

      @ MST3K...

    • @SerenityMiya2009
      @SerenityMiya2009 5 років тому

      Can I go and not see it with you?

  • @bloodmooncomix457
    @bloodmooncomix457 Рік тому +12

    This review was worth the price of the movie! "Mouth Breather and Gigantor" was killing me!
    👊🤣x3

  • @Bopperann
    @Bopperann 5 років тому +242

    "Parodies of women" that explains feminism perfectly, so perfectly.

  • @thegrimyeaper
    @thegrimyeaper 4 роки тому +1164

    I actually watched this movie. It felt like a girl had won a "direct your own movie" contest.

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 4 роки тому +33

      You're not far from the truth. She fucked and blown her way to get a studio to pay for it. Her skills in the sack must be legendary.

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 4 роки тому +14

      @@Zamolxes77 she must be easy enough for me to have a chance then eh.

    • @TheMeta141
      @TheMeta141 3 роки тому +18

      @@CerealExperimentsMizuki the REAL question my friend is if you're really that desperate,

    • @TheFourthWinchester
      @TheFourthWinchester 3 роки тому +2

      @@TheMeta141 He is. Trust me.

    • @Espartanica
      @Espartanica 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheFourthWinchester It's kinda sad honestly

  • @derkaiser420
    @derkaiser420 3 роки тому +495

    My first favorite female antagonist was always Irene Adler from the Sherlock Holmes series. She was only in one book but she was relatable and smart. She was the only character that escaped from Sherlock and he never caught her. That is why I always liked her, she wasn't contrived from a sense of SJW or PC culture, she was legitimately made up to be who she really was, just a badass.

    • @Jim87_36
      @Jim87_36 2 роки тому +66

      Adler is an awesome character and goes toe-to-toe with Sherlock and used her sex appeal to play to Sherlock’s weakness. It’s femininity done correctly

    • @GingerZombie29
      @GingerZombie29 2 роки тому

      Irene Adler uses her femininity as a weapon. She knows what buttons to push and how to play situations with men. Especially Sherlock.
      We can't have that now.

    • @osakoedward
      @osakoedward 2 роки тому +8

      She was eventually "SHERLOCKED"

    • @joeltaylorthethird5443
      @joeltaylorthethird5443 2 роки тому

      @@osakoedward damn

    • @silentoccasion4359
      @silentoccasion4359 Рік тому

      @@osakoedward she dies, didn't she?

  • @harrypalmer3481
    @harrypalmer3481 3 роки тому +2

    Oh Critical Drinker, I salute & drink to you. There is too much, beautifully articulate, much needed, magnificent commentary to single out to comment on here so, bless you Sir, I'll have another drink to you!

  • @GozUnlimited
    @GozUnlimited 5 років тому +815

    Charlies Angels 2019
    - Sponsored by Gillette -

    • @calamaty9963
      @calamaty9963 5 років тому +44

      GozUnlimited the best a ma’am can get.

    • @robertfitzgerald3118
      @robertfitzgerald3118 5 років тому +28

      Surprised they didn't have Stewart be gay while they were at it

    • @Bakrain
      @Bakrain 4 роки тому

      Obligatory-
      ua-cam.com/video/Lb6OpRfyLFo/v-deo.html

    • @ultima2399
      @ultima2399 4 роки тому +3

      Might be an old comment but ever since that terrible ad I still have never bought a gilette product and I never will again, that shit is the WORST a REAL man can get. Go support Old Spice

    • @ultima2399
      @ultima2399 4 роки тому

      @Alexander Steel Damn I'm a pussy compared to you

  • @crossofintimidation
    @crossofintimidation 5 років тому +228

    Diaz, Lu, and Barrymore were also hot and had fun being hot.
    They knew full well who they were supposed to appeal to and embraced it completely.

    • @taunokekkonen5733
      @taunokekkonen5733 4 роки тому +3

      Also Barrymore? She'd be more at home starring in a movie about Amy Schumer or 2018 version of Adele.

    • @taunokekkonen5733
      @taunokekkonen5733 4 роки тому

      @Guy Mcface Where?

    • @dreday5880
      @dreday5880 4 роки тому

      @@taunokekkonen5733 Why?

    • @BloodwolfTico
      @BloodwolfTico 4 роки тому

      /insert Burlesque Dance scene from Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
      ua-cam.com/video/s3pzj_TR5e8/v-deo.html

  • @youraverageanxiouscommente2756
    @youraverageanxiouscommente2756 5 років тому +113

    "Captain Picard has retired because he's 200 years old now"
    Actually had to pause the video from laughing. You've earned yourself a subscriber

  • @NJGuy1973
    @NJGuy1973 3 роки тому +68

    Universal Theory of Kristen Stewart:
    If she's in a low-budget indie flick, see it.
    If she's in a big-budget blockbuster, skip it.

    • @Erasureeraser
      @Erasureeraser 2 роки тому +9

      You can say that to every other actors. Indie flicks offers them better scripts to work with than blockbusters. Blockbusters tend to focus on dollar signs than actually crafting a good movie. Even female empowerment stuff does it better in indie movies than in blockbusters (well Mad Max Fury Road was amazing blockbuster too that has feminist as the main theme of the movie). I always prefer indie films over blockbusters. I think she can be good in a big budget blockbuster, she just wasn't given a good material to work with. It's now mostly on the material than the actor

    • @ralnerwaldsich6312
      @ralnerwaldsich6312 Рік тому

      Nailed it!

  • @snakeplissken2963
    @snakeplissken2963 5 років тому +484

    Henceforth, this movie shall be named: Charlie’s Mary Sues

  • @sardonicus76
    @sardonicus76 5 років тому +1307

    Kristen Stewart only agreed to do this movie on the condition that she would be paid in Xanax.

    • @forrealdoh4516
      @forrealdoh4516 5 років тому +69

      Ok , that was hilarious.

    • @alejandrobotero8725
      @alejandrobotero8725 5 років тому +67

      That's why she smiled! Oh, it all makes sense 🤣

    • @garlandsmth
      @garlandsmth 5 років тому +10

      Fucking epic mate!

    • @fizzbrew
      @fizzbrew 5 років тому +33

      She mentioned she was chewing on them in her new film underwater. This mouth breather can’t get enough of em so makes sense.

    • @ColdHawk
      @ColdHawk 5 років тому +44

      Are you sure it wasn’t that she wanted to hook up with the director? She’s been down that road before....

  • @morry1076
    @morry1076 4 роки тому +139

    "Delivering the final blow to the Patriarchy by knocking out an 80 year old man". Quality stuff :)

  • @DocsDota
    @DocsDota 2 роки тому +3

    We appreciate your work TCD, you save us valuable time by not letting us watch any of these garbage. You deserve all the likes and praise in the world.

  • @as7river
    @as7river 3 роки тому +824

    Are we going to pretend Hollywood today is even capable of creating a character as badass as Ripley? Lol.

    • @oneandonlysound99
      @oneandonlysound99 3 роки тому +19

      If there done making underworld films, I'd say were definitely done with a true badass main character that's female until 2030 at this point. Not getting more Sarah Connor's, not even Alice from Resident Evil for that manner either. Atomic Blonde was a huge anomaly and apparently is supposed to getting a sequel, but who knows.

    • @shakthiganesh5117
      @shakthiganesh5117 3 роки тому +20

      Or Sarah Connor.

    • @dre7018
      @dre7018 3 роки тому +1

      @@shakthiganesh5117 ah, you bet me to it.

    • @eddysandland58
      @eddysandland58 3 роки тому +5

      @@shakthiganesh5117, Even Vasquez who wasn't a star/main character! Also I hated the Ripp Off Vasquez in Army Of The Dead (Even though the Actor was A Badass!) Which had Sooooo much potential but felt Meh!

    • @random-jn8ec
      @random-jn8ec 3 роки тому +9

      the director man. 1st was Ridley Scott, 2nd was fcking James Cameron, 3rd was David Fincher. All are competent and talented directors. (all men also)

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 5 років тому +114

    *_To be honest, the 70s TV show and the 2000s reboot of Charlie's Angels looks 100% hotter than the feminist abomination or whatever it is._*

    • @orc001
      @orc001 5 років тому +3

      That was 100% the intent. It's.. Uh... [Current Year], you know? And uh... showing skin and cleavage is... something. Flirting is also a symptom of the patriarchy.

    • @RicardoAGuitar
      @RicardoAGuitar 5 років тому +8

      The original lineup (Jackson, Fawcett, Smith) is hotter than any we've seen in a movie. And Cheryl Ladd was hotter than Farrah Fawcett, fight me.

    • @doublep1980
      @doublep1980 5 років тому +3

      Farrah Fawcett in her red bikini and Lucy Liu in that Cop outfit.
      *I REST MY CASE*

    • @jarrod752
      @jarrod752 5 років тому +3

      Those movies attempted to tell a story. This is just _blatant political propaganda._

    • @mephestopholes
      @mephestopholes 5 років тому +1

      @@RicardoAGuitar Haha. Cheryl Ladd is still in my spank bank. Shit I'm old.

  • @attlue
    @attlue 5 років тому +130

    Banks: "Men save me, I'm a damsel in distress.."
    Men: "Sorry, I'm afraid of looking like a stereotype.."

    • @mikefouts8945
      @mikefouts8945 5 років тому +4

      open your own door..

    • @SteveSmith-ty8ko
      @SteveSmith-ty8ko 5 років тому +4

      Take out your own trash

    • @GodOfPlague
      @GodOfPlague 5 років тому +10

      @Jack Reacher more like she feels entitled to mens money if you look at all the interviews

    • @SuperLloyd84
      @SuperLloyd84 5 років тому +3

      @Jack Reacher And this one's doing it while riding on the coattails of the men who created the original series and the two (successful) earlier movies.

    • @dakit79
      @dakit79 5 років тому +2

      @Jack Reacher When women tell me I am sexist...I tell them them thank you.

  • @markkays952
    @markkays952 2 роки тому +4

    Damn, the recap of this movie is absolutely on target and I’m a psychologist. Well done.

  • @jamessparrow8836
    @jamessparrow8836 5 років тому +119

    Damn those 70's Angels were smoking. I love that Daisy Duke, pre-silicon femininity.

    • @t4rv0r60
      @t4rv0r60 5 років тому +4

      the 2000's angels had appeal to. as the drunkl said "they had chemestry" and were very fun to watch.

    • @ljgarrison6910
      @ljgarrison6910 5 років тому +2

      @@t4rv0r60 Chemistry* Totally agree btw!!

    • @persona83
      @persona83 5 років тому +6

      70s women were the most beautiful in history. 90s second.

  • @olamidearibisala
    @olamidearibisala 5 років тому +872

    This movie is just horrible. Took a lady to see it and she requested to leave during the movie🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nargalda773
      @nargalda773 5 років тому +128

      MARRY HER!

    • @frankmiller4550
      @frankmiller4550 5 років тому +8

      @@nargalda773 lol

    • @16rumpole
      @16rumpole 5 років тому +62

      and you paid for the ticket right? Banks said the movie was made for women but she still wanted penis owners money

    • @fr0ck360
      @fr0ck360 5 років тому +21

      Best decision your lady have ever done

    • @beaverchicken
      @beaverchicken 4 роки тому +5

      olamidearibisala damn she's the one

  • @badgebadge8946
    @badgebadge8946 5 років тому +291

    What many people are failing to understand, movies like this and Captain Marvel, are the movie industries latest attempts to thwart movie piracy.

    • @seldonwright4345
      @seldonwright4345 5 років тому +50

      Even pirates have standards. Unlike sjw / feminazis .

    • @gyroscope915
      @gyroscope915 4 роки тому +10

      Ai Even pirates have standards
      Good line
      I like

    • @ispartacus1337
      @ispartacus1337 4 роки тому +13

      It's working, nobody pirated this movie. Or saw it in theaters...

    • @joeforte7829
      @joeforte7829 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 4 роки тому +1

      Well, it's working. XD

  • @joshoconnor9666
    @joshoconnor9666 3 роки тому +2

    Bro u had me cracking up through this whole skit, thank you! I needed a good laugh. Don't ever change my guy.

  • @jbot91
    @jbot91 4 роки тому +189

    It's seems like Hollywood is making aggressively bad movies and then they get mad when nobody wants to see it.

    • @as7river
      @as7river 3 роки тому +7

      The best part is that getting mad at the lack of audience is a terrible business. So they either realize they got it all wrong, or they go bankrupt in a few years.

  • @whiterabbit75
    @whiterabbit75 4 роки тому +122

    You know, vanity projects used to be about something you loved. Now, they're about something you'd love to tear down.

    • @katyamileya7194
      @katyamileya7194 4 роки тому +7

      Our side is love; their "woke" side is hate.

    • @oneandonlysound99
      @oneandonlysound99 3 роки тому +7

      So true. It's almost like, pre-2015 and definitely pre-2010, those working on this stuff said things along the lines of "this is my vanity/passion project-I've always wanted to make an adaptation of this, and work with these actors and I met some of the originals and also talked too..." and it'd go on cause they idk, cared?
      Today it's literally "look what I got my hands on, this should be fun let me make my movie pushing whatever crap I can toss out that runs like bad fan-fiction and cry when nobody likes it later."

  • @supastarvfr9534
    @supastarvfr9534 5 років тому +593

    So basically, this movie took everything wrong with American women and projected it onto men.

    • @thefreshestslice4105
      @thefreshestslice4105 5 років тому +46

      Yes, it is a movie made after 2016.

    • @danneltheflannel
      @danneltheflannel 5 років тому +10

      @MrNahual2099 girls beating up guys had always been well received, that isn't why this movie failed.

    • @jansmith8872
      @jansmith8872 5 років тому +12

      @Zoomer Waffen hahaha, yeh the story of every day modern society...is there anywhere we can escape too that is still free to express the love of a heterosexual woman while trying to romanticize her without being called a misogynistic bigot!?

    • @johncotto4132
      @johncotto4132 5 років тому +1

      Ahh so you realized America's problem.

    • @soragranda
      @soragranda 5 років тому +2

      @@jansmith8872 Japan, maybe rusia, some parts por asia etc... Basically most of the world except the western "world".

  • @jongrover8763
    @jongrover8763 2 роки тому +7

    Now I wanna go see the original Charlie's Angels. I was too young to appreciate it when it came out, and it might be really fun to watch now.

    • @coffeemadness2888
      @coffeemadness2888 2 роки тому +4

      The originals were great, and exactly as he describes. Fun and light-hearted and didn't take themselves too seriously. There was no need for this terrible remake.