That line actually caused an infamous moment in Nickelodeon history. When they aired the movie to celebrate Nickelodeon's 30th Anniversary in 2009, they played it after a brand-new episode of Back at the Barnyard. However, the people at Nickelodeon didn't like that line because Good Burger was a kid's movie, so the censors at the company made a television cut while they still had censoring the brand-new Back at the Barnyard on the mind. They replaced the word "ass" with "tail" as a homage to Back at the Barnyard, and it's the most laughable moment of censorship in Nickelodeon history.
"Welcome to good burger, home of the good burger, can I take your order?" Is the first thing I acctually said out loud when I saw the title of this video.
***** I'm saying I like tremors, I thinks it's one of the best worst movies of all time... in MY OPINION. This movies is the same way just not quite as good as tremors for it.
"A burger with nothing on it!" "A meat patty is something!" Reminds me of how at my own job people will order a tuna sub with no meat. *Don't bring up "fish isn't meat, it's fish!" argument, because I will tell you that "pork isn't meat, it's pork!" because it comes from the same logic. Was it a member of the animal kingdom in life? Then it's meat.
***** meat is muscle venison is just a name classifying game meat boar deer moose etc is all venison not trying to be a know it all just saying that its still considered meat XD if it helps you move its meat to me.
Do they expect tuna on it or is it a case where they genuinely want everything but the tuna? It could make sense if they had no real customization option and were vegetarian or something.
Dongjun Yun The tuna subs we serve have tuna, lettuce, tomato, oil, vinegar, onions, and a bit of salt, pepper, and oregano. Other things if they ask. The subs are named after the meat in them, and if there's more than one meat, the meats will be named (i.e., Ham and Salami sub). And, I don't care what anyone tries to tell me, tuna isn't a vegetarian thing. It is a member of the animal kingdom, thus considered a meat, and it neither comes from seeds nor photosynthesizes, and is not an egg, milk, or cheese, so it is not a vegetarian option. If a vegetarian wants a sandwich, they will generally ask for a veggie sub (which isn't on the menu, but is still available at request).
You know, ever since 2009, Burger King hasn't been like they were, they've been trying to sell out more than they are trying to make good food, and I swear to GOD if they don't go back to their original ways, I would want to start an actual Good Burger fast-food chain (that is based off the Good Burger movie) (kind of like how Bubba-Gump did it with Forest Gump), that will cook and serve the food just like how Burger King did in the past (before 2009 where they started to sell out) with actually flame broiling the burgers, serving chicken tenders (real fillets of fried all white meat chicken breasts) instead of chicken nuggets, have a Good Burger Kids Club that gives you special deals and offers that you can get not just from Good Burger, but from other places as well (like Toys R Us or GameStop) and that includes contests and you'll get a special card that'll give you 3 free kids meal every month (the next month it starts over) and you buy more free meals from the Good Burger website, and coming up with clever and great ideas not just for profit, but to give the public what they want in their fast-food meal, good, well-cooked, food with our motto being "To Be Honest... We Just Do It Because We Like To Do It" (all with a 90's Fast Food Restaurant theme, cause the movie was made in the 90s) what do you think, would that be a good idea?
the Don of Creativity I believe anyone with a set mind and determination can do that. I mean, if you were to start your own burger business, you'd be that one burger joint on that street. but get your restaurant noticed [Social media, health inspectors, food critics] you'd become noticed. 90's theme? You'll get lots of business. Hell, you should give people a free burger if they say "Welcome to Good Burger, Home of the Good burger, can I take your order?" Sorry, I just got lost into thought there.
I think people honestly look at this movie with their Nostalgia Goggles on. Seriously. The hard part of growing up is admitting that certain shows and movies we loved as kids just haven't aged well and that they were never that good to begin with. Doug is absolutely right. Good Burger isn't funny, no matter how "adult" the humor is, and the lessons are buried so deep in cheese that you can't possibly appreciate it. Keenan and Kel were never funny. I'm sorry, but it's the truth. Good Burger truly emphasized that better than anything else could.
but if at some point (i.e. in the past when you watched Keenan and Kel/this movie as a child) you found them funny...does that not mean that they WERE at some point funny...
Ted Owen You're right. I was born just before the 90s, so the shows you mentioned (along with others like Pete and Pete, Are you Afraid of the Dark?, etc.) were what was on for me. I don't remember specific episodes or parts of this movie, but I definitely have on the rose tinted goggles when watching all that old stuff. It hits a part of the brain that just makes you feel drawn to it. Other generations have their own version of this, except maybe the kids brought up with full Internet/iPhone stuff- they are a new breed, and idk what the fuck is up with them hahaha.
You know what's more shocking than Abe Vigoda being in this movie? The fact that the drummer from the police/composer of Spyro the Dragon, Stewart Copeland did the music for this film.
Don't flame me for this... but this is one of my favorite movies ever. Now, I am only respectfully disagreeing with Dave and not trying to flame him for being biased, which he isn't. (The preceding message is for the people who would flame me for being a jerk and bashing the NC, which I am not.)
This movie brings back good memories. I still laugh at a lot of parts, just because it's so silly and over-the-top. Keenan and Kel were a part of my childhood.
Good Burger is one of those guilty pleasures that I really love even though I know it sucks. I can't help it. It's especially fun watching it now and realizing just how ridiculous it is. The villain is so over-the-top for no reason, and he's clearly a massive idiot if he didn't think putting illegal drugs in his own food would ever backfire. What, people would get sick after eating there and not make the connection? I also felt bad for Sin Bad's character. Sure, he was also ridiculous, but it was bullshit that an unlicensed little shit damaged his car, that his cool mail boxes were destroyed, and then when his car was all back to normal, it was completely totalled. Poor guy.
I love Good Burger because it's silly, but also because it's united my generation. You quote any part of this to anyone born in the 90's, and you'll get 100 iconic lines back. Instantly puts you in a good mood--I just love the camaraderie.
Nick Agent: Ade the president of Nickelodeon said you have to do the Good Burger movie. Ade: Hell he can't do that it screw ups all my agreements. Nick Agent: Sorry Ade you're under contract. Ade: Tom could you get off the hook.. For old time sake? Tom: Can't do it Ade. Nick Agent: C'mon you get to wear the little hat and everything.
I literally went hysterical near the end of the review, I don't know why maybe it was because of all the calm, crass, dry sarcasm I didn't expect him to just suddenly explode at the end XD
"abuse to women is funny" actually yeah, it is lol. At least in a comedic context why should it be worse than abuse of men? how does this dude seem to disaprove of the chick getting beat up, but then when he sees the kid get thrown out the window by the crazy guy, he smiles and says how much he enjoys the cruelty lol, way to be consistent! And did he call them skanks at the end lol how are they skanks?
Keenan: Mama never let me have one of these. We always had the one where you turn the knob. Me: My mama always said "life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get."
Critic's just being a snob here. Good Burger isn't great but it's exactly what it's supposed to be: a goofy silly comedy with some basic life lessons. It's a solid kids movie with some adult humor. But one thing I'll say is true: Sinbad sucks.
Um... Kids don't understand the process of competitive business... So I am sure this was to aim for the teen viewers. Little kids think girls have kudies and they used a whore to trick good burger. And when it comes to fast food. All kids remember is the mascot and the kids meal toys. They really don't care too much for the food its self. It's the toy that counts... rendering this movie complete for young and older teens. Therefore. allowing critics to call it a horrible movie. Yes? Mmmmm, I am quite the detective. This was quite... Elementary? Dear Watson.
Loron Li The "it's just for kids" excuse is extremely lazy, and not very good to begin with. If you're going to commercially release a product, you have to be able to accept the criticism from whoever receives it, regardless of if it's "just for kids."
I won't lie, I was horrified by the talking burgers. Even had a nightmare of it, but watching it when I was older I found it a bit funny and silly, as well as the rest of the movie. And I really didn't find anything wrong with the movie. The main characters were as silly as ever, the other characters all have unique personalities, and the humor sticks with Nickelodeon regime, other than the old guy saying he broke his ass XD. I think Nostalgia Critic just has a vendetta against this movie, and honestly I would not want him to remember it for me.
'Bloopity bloopity bloopity bloopity bloopity bloopity..... "Shut up shut up shut up shut up!!" Maybe if you didn't put it in a loop, he will shut up. XD
9:38 If you imagine Douchey playing with the DVD remote like Malcolm & Tamara did in the most recent episode "Christmas with the Kranks", this part would make a lot more sense.
Seriously, the whole "Good Burger" sketch revolved around 1 repeated "joke." It was always the "welcome to good burger" line, followed by the customer making an order, and no matter how ridiculously large the order was, Kel always responded with "that'll be 8 bucks." Why was a movie made out of this? I remember watching this when it came out and finding it completely unfunny, and I grew up watching SNICK. I just... I can't even... what the fuck?
So a woman is one of the villains of the story, she's lying and trying to exploit the heroes for personal gain, she's the target of some (weak) slapstick gags, and you consider that "abuse to women"? ...You keep using that word, Doug, but I do not think it means what you think it means.
Dameol He called the slapstick in this movie "abuse to women." Why is it slapstick when a man suffers in fiction, but when a woman suffers in fiction it's equated with real life abuse? That's Tumblr shit right there.
Dameol I fully understand that it was intended as a joke. However, he is ironically saying "abuse to women is funny" in a jokey-joke voice. The sarcasm/irony is the joke. But there is an underlying assumption - which is part of the setup, not part of the punchline - that what is happening to this character is tantamount to "abuse to women." It's not. It's slapstick. Do you see what I'm saying? What he said was intended as abusectuallyssumption user joke, but not the part of it you seem to think.
Dameol No, the joke is the irony/sarcasm in his voice when he says it. That is the comic element that makes it a joke. The underlying assumption that "abuse to women" is taking place on screen - which it isn't, it's just slapstick - is not the comic exaggeration, it's just the set-up.
I have to say. You are probably the only guy who can criticize all of my favorite childhood movies, but still be funny and entertaining. Onto more of your videos!
I personally love Goodburger. I don't know if it's because of my 90s fetish or if I'm just an idiot (only according to the Nostalgia Critic), but I love its childlike innocence and mostly clean humor. I could compare it to the Three Stooges on a less physical level.
Never actually saw this movie, but uh... the clips in the review .... they uh... they actually do make me laugh. Ack! I feel so dirty! I don't know. I don't why!
This movie was hilarious. People won't like it now because humor has changed since the 90s. Not too many kid's comedies are going to hold up. Also remember that it's based on a sketch. How many movies based on a sketch were great movies? Night at the Roxberry? MacGruber? Superstar? The Ladies Man? Borat and Bruno? Mr. Bean? Even Monty Python has some moments you can say aren't funny now, especially if you focus on them. It did it's job. It kept 90s kids' interest for almost 2 hrs.
I wonder if John Candy was going to be in this too, but he died (cuz of reading the script of this movie was so bad it was fatal, that and just wrapping up another bad movie about Bacon that showed mike Moore should just stuck to docs) and was just replaced by that actor that looks like him. Just a thought...
RoseRedd right, sure looks like John Candy though. I remember seeing the trailers for this as a kid, like 10-11ish, thinking it was him cuz I missed any news of his sudden and sad passing of a heart attack I believe. He was very cool, a great canadian, even an owner of a professional canadian football team Toronto Argonauts with Wayne Gresty (damn it 99, why don't you still? why dont you do more to help your country, instead of be Steve Nash who could have helped the Raptors in his prime, ugh!..), that I dearly miss. While a bad joke here, it's one to give him a wink and also say how bad this film is that it killed such a great actor and man even before it started. :)
Mental asylums hold the mentally DISORDERED, not DISABLED. Most of the patients would most likely just have some type of aggressive mental disorder or extreme delusions, like schizophrenia. So yes, they could theoretically dance fairly well, if they wanted to. Obviously not choreographed, but, ya know.
No one else noticed that the manager of Good Burger is actually Dan Schneider, who created All That, Drake & Josh, and all the manufactured shit on Nick now?
So I decide to rewatch this episode today, and I look up Abe Vogoda (not knowing who he is), and he just dies on the same day (January 26), I think I killed him....
HEY! DON'T MAKE FUN OF SINBAD! HE WAS FUNNY! And kinda greedy because he had a choice to keep making his show. He didn't want to do it because his ex-wife would get half of the money.
MrWildcard531 Indeed it is. Stewart Copeland, the composer for the three original Spyro games did the music for Good Burger. He also did the theme song for The Amanda Show.
Take from the 1990's most devout channel surfer, that's me. Born on 10/6/1995, I have been surfing kid channels up and down our family's television and the channel I loved the most was Nickelodeon, especially All That, Blue's Clues, Hey Arnold, Gullah Gullah Island, Keenan&Kel, and Rugrats. Good Burger came out when when I was two and a half years old (June 25, 1997), I watched it in the theater with my babysitter and her date when it first came out and it was the funniest thing that ever made my childhood. I even watched it again on VHS in February 2004 when I was seven years old and went to Hawaii for my Dad's 40th birthday. We rented it to watch for family movie night the second day we were there, we loved the movie so much I even suggested we have burgers and fries for lunch the next day (which we did). Good Burger even gave me the idea to make an Australian parody of it called Good Steak, set in Sydney on the first day of Spring with the same premise and character traits except it's set on the other side of the ocean from LA in Sydney Australia and it revolves around a steakhouse and seafood restaurant & bar on the Sydney Boardwalk with a cooperative giant steakhouse franchise across the pier called "Mondo Steak." WELCOME TO GOOD STEAK HOME OF THE GOOD STEAK CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?? God Bless The Glorious Nickelodeon 1990's.
Remember, this is made by the same guy (Dan Schnider) who did The Amanda Show, Dick & Josh, iCarly, Zoey 101, and All That, INCLUDING seasons 7-10. Don't ever expect any form of hilarity from this guy. The only stuff his shows are good for are to include in historical documentaries about the downfalls of children's comedy.
I liked the Amanda Show... also, whoever made All That Seasons 7-10 was a jerk to the original legacy. Why doesn't somebody review Seasons 7-10 like the Ninja Turtles 1987 fans review the Red Sky Years?
I agree. *Dick and Josh* (Drake and Josh) was too insufferably stupid. Not sure why Dan thought portraying Megan as the stereotypical bitch would be funny. Guy's clearly a moron
I came here for Abe Vigoda because he passed away in the age of 94 . RIP. :(
CubietewelVideo Christ! What a trooper! 94 years?
"I think I broke my ass" is mildly amusing.
Mildly is a slight understatement.
That line actually caused an infamous moment in Nickelodeon history. When they aired the movie to celebrate Nickelodeon's 30th Anniversary in 2009, they played it after a brand-new episode of Back at the Barnyard. However, the people at Nickelodeon didn't like that line because Good Burger was a kid's movie, so the censors at the company made a television cut while they still had censoring the brand-new Back at the Barnyard on the mind. They replaced the word "ass" with "tail" as a homage to Back at the Barnyard, and it's the most laughable moment of censorship in Nickelodeon history.
Funniest scene in the movie.
TheSpyt67 The only funny scene in the movie to me
Skyline Mist what about the "is it because im black?" line, I thought that had some amount of humor in it
"Welcome to good burger, home of the good burger, can I take your order?" Is the first thing I acctually said out loud when I saw the title of this video.
This is just one of those movies that is so bad it's wonderful... like tremors...
It's like a trigger instinct, eh?
UltimateAnimeChick Tremors is an actually good movie that just happened to get 3 crappy sequels. This film is just... lazy.
***** I'm saying I like tremors, I thinks it's one of the best worst movies of all time... in MY OPINION. This movies is the same way just not quite as good as tremors for it.
Dr. Jak G. Cogsworth that's nice. good for you.
The CEO of Mondo Burger looks like a young Gordon Ramsay.
He acts like him, too
This burger is so undercooked IT'S STILL TALKING!
I hate Gordon Ramsey!
i'd say he looks more like the lead singer from sum 41
theschmorgishboard fuck YES
"Do you think you can get to a hospital? I think I broke my ass." I'm sorry I laughed at that line. Its just so funny.
I am questioning my mental state when I was a kid and enjoyed this
I'm questioning my mental state now since I like it even though I first saw it as an adult! XD
First time I saw this movie was last year. I enjoyed it. I already know that I'm insane.
"A burger with nothing on it!"
"A meat patty is something!"
Reminds me of how at my own job people will order a tuna sub with no meat.
*Don't bring up "fish isn't meat, it's fish!" argument, because I will tell you that "pork isn't meat, it's pork!" because it comes from the same logic. Was it a member of the animal kingdom in life? Then it's meat.
***** I know what that's like. Those sell pretty well where I work too. It's still strange to me though.
birds, fish, cows, pigs, sheep, heck even deer meat is meat to me
***** meat is muscle venison is just a name classifying game meat boar deer moose etc is all venison not trying to be a know it all just saying that its still considered meat XD if it helps you move its meat to me.
Do they expect tuna on it or is it a case where they genuinely want everything but the tuna? It could make sense if they had no real customization option and were vegetarian or something.
Dongjun Yun The tuna subs we serve have tuna, lettuce, tomato, oil, vinegar, onions, and a bit of salt, pepper, and oregano. Other things if they ask. The subs are named after the meat in them, and if there's more than one meat, the meats will be named (i.e., Ham and Salami sub). And, I don't care what anyone tries to tell me, tuna isn't a vegetarian thing. It is a member of the animal kingdom, thus considered a meat, and it neither comes from seeds nor photosynthesizes, and is not an egg, milk, or cheese, so it is not a vegetarian option. If a vegetarian wants a sandwich, they will generally ask for a veggie sub (which isn't on the menu, but is still available at request).
First rule about Mondo Burger, You do not talk about Mondo Burger. Second rule about Mondo Burger, You do not talk about Mondo Burger.
So the moral is to don't talk to mondo burger
+Mr.Fox Don't talk about Mondo Burger, SIR.
YES SIR
If you hear "bloopity bloopity bloopity" for long enough, it sounds like "lemonade lemonade lemonade"
that bit does not go on for that long in the movie, idk why he made it longer
kryptichellsing To drive the point home of how annoying it could be
You know, ever since 2009, Burger King hasn't been like they were, they've been trying to sell out more than they are trying to make good food, and I swear to GOD if they don't go back to their original ways,
I would want to start an actual Good Burger fast-food chain (that is based off the Good Burger movie) (kind of like how Bubba-Gump did it with Forest Gump), that will cook and serve the food just like how Burger King did in the past (before 2009 where they started to sell out) with actually flame broiling the burgers, serving chicken tenders (real fillets of fried all white meat chicken breasts) instead of chicken nuggets, have a Good Burger Kids Club that gives you special deals and offers that you can get not just from Good Burger, but from other places as well (like Toys R Us or GameStop) and that includes contests and you'll get a special card that'll give you 3 free kids meal every month (the next month it starts over) and you buy more free meals from the Good Burger website, and coming up with clever and great ideas not just for profit, but to give the public what they want in their fast-food meal, good, well-cooked, food with our motto being "To Be Honest... We Just Do It Because We Like To Do It" (all with a 90's Fast Food Restaurant theme, cause the movie was made in the 90s)
what do you think, would that be a good idea?
i once had a nighmare of the internet and survived
GET.
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RESTAURANT!!!
Having honesty and integrity will only get you business if you market it well.
the Don of Creativity I believe anyone with a set mind and determination can do that.
I mean, if you were to start your own burger business, you'd be that one burger joint on that street. but get your restaurant noticed [Social media, health inspectors, food critics] you'd become noticed. 90's theme? You'll get lots of business. Hell, you should give people a free burger if they say "Welcome to Good Burger, Home of the Good burger, can I take your order?"
Sorry, I just got lost into thought there.
I would eat there, good idea!
Right on my mid-70s, early-80s, black panther, hippie, environmentalist, blaxploitation, flower child...brother?
Hahahahaha you typed down the words from the episode 6 years ago. Do you still think that was funny? 😁
@@caesarsaladsempireYour mom.
I don't often dare to disagree with the almighty Nostalgia Critic, but I actually liked this movie.
good for you.
Doug, Dante's Inferno has 9 levels so "blibbidy blibbidy" would be the 10th level. Juus sayin'. Don't mean to be flamin'.
JJJthebest Garbage Pail kids is the 10th level
That One Slayer Fan Level 10=hearing 'bloopity bloopity' for all eternity.
You totally sandbagged him. Lol
+TheGhostbuster1989 I don't know, I think I'd actually rather watch Good Burger than Garbage Pail Kids. Garbage Pail Kids is more like level infinity.
+That One Slayer Fan But you know the Critic, he likes to go one step beyond
Time flies... Now it is 2024, 16years later... So much changed in the life.
R.I.P. Abe Vigoda
ABE
+Gigidag77 and after those times he bragged about being not dead (like when trying Ed's sauce), a shame.
Not to mention that the TV edited out "I think I broke my ass" with "I think I broke my tailbone". With the same lip motions.
Alright now I need to watch good burger again
Don't judge me its my guilty pleasure
I wonder what you would have to smoke to understand this movie
tons of crazy shit
Pot! and lots of it. Or do some ludes.
nothing works ...
From all the cupcakes in the world, this can't even be TURNED into a cupcake.
try smoking a sherman
"Thirteen dollars? That's almost fourteen dollars!"
Ed's in a good place, I think. They say ignorance is bliss.
That awkward moment u find out that Ed was the voice of T Bone in Clifford the Big Red Dog....
I think people honestly look at this movie with their Nostalgia Goggles on. Seriously. The hard part of growing up is admitting that certain shows and movies we loved as kids just haven't aged well and that they were never that good to begin with. Doug is absolutely right. Good Burger isn't funny, no matter how "adult" the humor is, and the lessons are buried so deep in cheese that you can't possibly appreciate it. Keenan and Kel were never funny. I'm sorry, but it's the truth. Good Burger truly emphasized that better than anything else could.
but if at some point (i.e. in the past when you watched Keenan and Kel/this movie as a child) you found them funny...does that not mean that they WERE at some point funny...
I didn't though. You're talking about a tree falling in the woods with nobody around, sir.
But some did...so that makes them funny...once...to some people. Of course this movie is childish and stupid but it IS for children after all.
And mental patients. Don't forget them like society has.
I'd never.
This actually doesn't look half bad. Compared to other movies NCs reviewed.
LittleKentuckyFilms This is one of those movies where it's so bad it's good.
Frodo laughs at you Yeah, especially if you grew up with Dan Schneider's work such as All That, The Amanda Show, and Drake and Josh.
Ted Owen You're right. I was born just before the 90s, so the shows you mentioned (along with others like Pete and Pete, Are you Afraid of the Dark?, etc.) were what was on for me. I don't remember specific episodes or parts of this movie, but I definitely have on the rose tinted goggles when watching all that old stuff. It hits a part of the brain that just makes you feel drawn to it. Other generations have their own version of this, except maybe the kids brought up with full Internet/iPhone stuff- they are a new breed, and idk what the fuck is up with them hahaha.
B DeWit Amen buddy. :)
The mean Mondo Burger guy (Kurt) got into a car accident a few years after the movie and never acted again or even walked that much. SAD 😞😔
I never thought that would be my call back to reality, but I will take it!
Woah
You know what's more shocking than Abe Vigoda being in this movie? The fact that the drummer from the police/composer of Spyro the Dragon, Stewart Copeland did the music for this film.
I just realized Ed is Spongebob and Dexter is Squidward
And the burger mobile is the patty wagon.
Don't flame me for this... but this is one of my favorite movies ever. Now, I am only respectfully disagreeing with Dave and not trying to flame him for being biased, which he isn't. (The preceding message is for the people who would flame me for being a jerk and bashing the NC, which I am not.)
it's Doug not Dave
LOL! I keep doing that. I have no idea why, but I do keep doing that.
StreetFighterFan777 lol, its okay that's a mistake I see a lot of people make for some reason.
Hmm. I think it's just because Dave is a REALLY common name.
OH. MY. GOD. *Smashes you with sledgehammer.* YOU PIECE OF TRASH.
We need a dubstep remix of the blewbity song
This is hands-down one of my favorite Nostalgia Critic reviews. It makes me laugh so much
That Ed looks surprisingly good in drag!
This movie brings back good memories. I still laugh at a lot of parts, just because it's so silly and over-the-top. Keenan and Kel were a part of my childhood.
Yes me too, thank god I thought I was the only one who had fond memory's of this from when they were a kid.
I loved Kenan & Kel as a kid but I have to recognize it was not necessarily very good
Spongebob did the "burger-mobile" better.
Refresh my memory?
Yeah... Good times. :)
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Elizabeth Lingurar Y'don't need a licence to drive a sandwich.
Good Burger is one of those guilty pleasures that I really love even though I know it sucks. I can't help it. It's especially fun watching it now and realizing just how ridiculous it is. The villain is so over-the-top for no reason, and he's clearly a massive idiot if he didn't think putting illegal drugs in his own food would ever backfire. What, people would get sick after eating there and not make the connection? I also felt bad for Sin Bad's character. Sure, he was also ridiculous, but it was bullshit that an unlicensed little shit damaged his car, that his cool mail boxes were destroyed, and then when his car was all back to normal, it was completely totalled. Poor guy.
Haven’t seen this in years --- I’m afraid to watch it since I liked it so much when I was a kid, lol.
And sadly, Abe Vigoda has passed away. RIP, Abe.
I love Good Burger because it's silly, but also because it's united my generation. You quote any part of this to anyone born in the 90's, and you'll get 100 iconic lines back. Instantly puts you in a good mood--I just love the camaraderie.
Just watched Good Burger on Netflix.
I'm not gonna lie, I haven't laughed as hard or cheered at movie characters for a long time.
how the fuck can you like this crap?are you 5 years old or what?
Watching those two together really reminded me of Kenan & Kel. Even the characters behave the same way.
Nick Agent: Ade the president of Nickelodeon said you have to do the Good Burger movie.
Ade: Hell he can't do that it screw ups all my agreements.
Nick Agent: Sorry Ade you're under contract.
Ade: Tom could you get off the hook.. For old time sake?
Tom: Can't do it Ade.
Nick Agent: C'mon you get to wear the little hat and everything.
19:54 "DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!" that line craked me up!
I'm sorry, but that line "Look at him. How long could he possibly live?" actually made me giggle.
I'm a 90's kid, so I naturally like Kenan and Kell. 😂
I literally went hysterical near the end of the review, I don't know why maybe it was because of all the calm, crass, dry sarcasm I didn't expect him to just suddenly explode at the end XD
This entire review made my day. It was so hilarious; good job!
Blippity BlippityBlippityBlippityBlippityBlippityBlippityBlippityBlippityBlippityBlippity
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Made you laugh!
Exactly what I was going to say.
Except you done goofed. The line is clearly bloopity x 1000, not blippity
Sounds like blippity to me.
Remember when this was the worst thing Nick had ever made... Weren't those the days?
"abuse to women is funny"
actually yeah, it is lol. At least in a comedic context why should it be worse than abuse of men? how does this dude seem to disaprove of the chick getting beat up, but then when he sees the kid get thrown out the window by the crazy guy, he smiles and says how much he enjoys the cruelty lol, way to be consistent! And did he call them skanks at the end lol how are they skanks?
He said scamps.
Keenan: Mama never let me have one of these. We always had the one where you turn the knob.
Me: My mama always said "life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get."
Critic's just being a snob here. Good Burger isn't great but it's exactly what it's supposed to be: a goofy silly comedy with some basic life lessons. It's a solid kids movie with some adult humor. But one thing I'll say is true: Sinbad sucks.
It's a pretty damn bad "goofy silly comedy."
Um... Kids don't understand the process of competitive business... So I am sure this was to aim for the teen viewers. Little kids think girls have kudies and they used a whore to trick good burger. And when it comes to fast food. All kids remember is the mascot and the kids meal toys. They really don't care too much for the food its self. It's the toy that counts... rendering this movie complete for young and older teens. Therefore. allowing critics to call it a horrible movie. Yes?
Mmmmm, I am quite the detective. This was quite... Elementary? Dear Watson.
Loron Li The "it's just for kids" excuse is extremely lazy, and not very good to begin with. If you're going to commercially release a product, you have to be able to accept the criticism from whoever receives it, regardless of if it's "just for kids."
***** You know, I can't Lie. I completely agree with you on this. This is a good fact. A good fact indeed. +1 to you buddy!
Don't talk shit about Sinbad!
I won't lie, I was horrified by the talking burgers. Even had a nightmare of it, but watching it when I was older I found it a bit funny and silly, as well as the rest of the movie. And I really didn't find anything wrong with the movie. The main characters were as silly as ever, the other characters all have unique personalities, and the humor sticks with Nickelodeon regime, other than the old guy saying he broke his ass XD. I think Nostalgia Critic just has a vendetta against this movie, and honestly I would not want him to remember it for me.
I once had a nightmare about the weinerschinzal hot dog mascot
*makes a Stamper impression* Bring it bitch I ain't afraid you! XD
long time ago dude, cant remember much but i didn't like it for sure. Not scary anymore when i think about it now though. just silly.
i had a nightmare of internet comments and survived
Had to watch this today...RIP Abe Vigoda
'Bloopity bloopity bloopity bloopity bloopity bloopity.....
"Shut up shut up shut up shut up!!"
Maybe if you didn't put it in a loop, he will shut up. XD
Admitted, he did put it in a loop. But watch the movie, it's even worse.
IcedPhoenix666 I have no doubt that it is, i can barely make it through the review.
***** I know. I'm joking...
Critic cut out the best line!d
Kurt: "Kurt is both your mother and your father."
Dexter: "Kurt must look weird nekkid."
9:38
If you imagine Douchey playing with the DVD remote like Malcolm & Tamara did in the most recent episode "Christmas with the Kranks", this part would make a lot more sense.
7:33 You LIED! (R.I.P. Abe)
How hes old meme, sing such sweet songs ;-;
R.I.P. Elephant meme, we miss you so . . .
Seriously, the whole "Good Burger" sketch revolved around 1 repeated "joke." It was always the "welcome to good burger" line, followed by the customer making an order, and no matter how ridiculously large the order was, Kel always responded with "that'll be 8 bucks." Why was a movie made out of this? I remember watching this when it came out and finding it completely unfunny, and I grew up watching SNICK. I just... I can't even... what the fuck?
This is the life. Being on summer break, waking up at noon eating pop tarts and watching a grown man scream at the top of his lungs.
"And I ain't acting I'm really leaving...fuck this movie"
I almost died laughing at that.
Guilty pleasure of mine, sorry lol. This movie always makes me crave a burger and fries.
Same ^^
I feel yea me and my buds love this movie cuz it brings back our younger years
So a woman is one of the villains of the story, she's lying and trying to exploit the heroes for personal gain, she's the target of some (weak) slapstick gags, and you consider that "abuse to women"?
...You keep using that word, Doug, but I do not think it means what you think it means.
cyanmanta WHOOSH!
Dameol He called the slapstick in this movie "abuse to women." Why is it slapstick when a man suffers in fiction, but when a woman suffers in fiction it's equated with real life abuse? That's Tumblr shit right there.
cyanmanta because its a JOKE. Jokes take regular situations and exaggerate them to a comical extreme
Dameol I fully understand that it was intended as a joke. However, he is ironically saying "abuse to women is funny" in a jokey-joke voice. The sarcasm/irony is the joke. But there is an underlying assumption - which is part of the setup, not part of the punchline - that what is happening to this character is tantamount to "abuse to women." It's not. It's slapstick. Do you see what I'm saying? What he said was intended as abusectuallyssumption user joke, but not the part of it you seem to think.
Dameol No, the joke is the irony/sarcasm in his voice when he says it. That is the comic element that makes it a joke. The underlying assumption that "abuse to women" is taking place on screen - which it isn't, it's just slapstick - is not the comic exaggeration, it's just the set-up.
1:34 and thus,ed harnesses the power of the chaos burgers
And became super Ed as his hair turned golden and spiky
If I ever work at a fast food place I just wanna say to a customer, "Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. May I take your order?"
I have to say. You are probably the only guy who can criticize all of my favorite childhood movies, but still be funny and entertaining.
Onto more of your videos!
I personally love Goodburger. I don't know if it's because of my 90s fetish or if I'm just an idiot (only according to the Nostalgia Critic), but I love its childlike innocence and mostly clean humor. I could compare it to the Three Stooges on a less physical level.
Never actually saw this movie, but uh... the clips in the review .... they uh... they actually do make me laugh. Ack! I feel so dirty!
I don't know. I don't why!
lovelysan your laughing at its insanity
lovelysan the movie is so bad that it makes it funny again
lovelysan I'm laughing at it, but I don't feel dirty.
lovelysan I agree I'm laughing at them maybe because its so absurd. I guess we'll file this under "guilty pleasure"
"The fast-food abomination simply known as Goodburger!"
Well, given that fast-food is an abomination all on its own...
" i suggest we use our photon torpedoes" lolololol
"Make it so!!"
This movie was hilarious. People won't like it now because humor has changed since the 90s. Not too many kid's comedies are going to hold up. Also remember that it's based on a sketch. How many movies based on a sketch were great movies? Night at the Roxberry? MacGruber? Superstar? The Ladies Man? Borat and Bruno? Mr. Bean? Even Monty Python has some moments you can say aren't funny now, especially if you focus on them. It did it's job. It kept 90s kids' interest for almost 2 hrs.
I'm a dude
He's a dude
She's a dude
We're all dudes
This is the motto I live my life by.
I wonder if John Candy was going to be in this too, but he died (cuz of reading the script of this movie was so bad it was fatal, that and just wrapping up another bad movie about Bacon that showed mike Moore should just stuck to docs) and was just replaced by that actor that looks like him. Just a thought...
Actually, that's Dan Schneider. He created All That, The Amanda Show, Drake & Josh, etc.
RoseRedd right, sure looks like John Candy though. I remember seeing the trailers for this as a kid, like 10-11ish, thinking it was him cuz I missed any news of his sudden and sad passing of a heart attack I believe. He was very cool, a great canadian, even an owner of a professional canadian football team Toronto Argonauts with Wayne Gresty (damn it 99, why don't you still? why dont you do more to help your country, instead of be Steve Nash who could have helped the Raptors in his prime, ugh!..), that I dearly miss. While a bad joke here, it's one to give him a wink and also say how bad this film is that it killed such a great actor and man even before it started. :)
Mathew Clemence Yes, I agree. I'm a big fan of John. He left us too soon.
RoseRedd Imagine if he lived and was in this. IMHO the movie would be a lit better and worth it to just see him :) RIP John, you are dearly missed.
Mathew Clemence daily😀
Mental asylums hold the mentally DISORDERED, not DISABLED. Most of the patients would most likely just have some type of aggressive mental disorder or extreme delusions, like schizophrenia. So yes, they could theoretically dance fairly well, if they wanted to. Obviously not choreographed, but, ya know.
8:19 I love how they stopped the music to give the audience time to laugh/cry.
Dude went from Godfather to Good Burger. Fall from Grace would be an understatement....
No one else noticed that the manager of Good Burger is actually Dan Schneider, who created All That, Drake & Josh, and all the manufactured shit on Nick now?
I don't know what's worse, the Burger-Mobile, or the fact that the creators of SpongeBob copied that with the Patty-Mobile.
Some people didnt have a good childhood
as soon as I saw the burger mobile I immediately thought:
"You don't need a license to drive a sandwich." -Spongebob
"And I ain't acting-I'm really going home. Fuck this movie!"
LOL XD
So I decide to rewatch this episode today, and I look up Abe Vogoda (not knowing who he is), and he just dies on the same day (January 26), I think I killed him....
1:12 So "Good Burger" was the birthplace of Burgie? (unlimited luck to all who get the joke)
MoonlitLycan hey Barry
Mondo Burger...?
They must use a lot of butter.
What you did there i see
1:53 that giant plastic burger prop also appears in American History X. Ethan Suplee's character steels it when they destroy the grocery store.
At 1:28 the burger that says "fly Ed fly" sounds like Pennywise the Dancing Clown.
"Come float with us Ed."
This movie is like a stoner comedy for kids.Like it's only enjoyable if you ingest a pound of sugar before watching it or something.
HEY! DON'T MAKE FUN OF SINBAD! HE WAS FUNNY! And kinda greedy because he had a choice to keep making his show. He didn't want to do it because his ex-wife would get half of the money.
Internet, remind me to watch the whole video before I post a comment.
Masterchief1228 haha, we've all been there man, it happens :)
I mainly only have it happen on every video.
Sinbad was still funny though. He made some funny jokes. In the 90s. He's much worse now.
1:31
OMG! Spyro music!
MrWildcard531 Indeed it is. Stewart Copeland, the composer for the three original Spyro games did the music for Good Burger. He also did the theme song for The Amanda Show.
ΛDI sounds so like it as well!
Take from the 1990's most devout channel surfer, that's me. Born on 10/6/1995, I have been surfing kid channels up and down our family's television and the channel I loved the most was Nickelodeon, especially All That, Blue's Clues, Hey Arnold, Gullah Gullah Island, Keenan&Kel, and Rugrats. Good Burger came out when when I was two and a half years old (June 25, 1997), I watched it in the theater with my babysitter and her date when it first came out and it was the funniest thing that ever made my childhood. I even watched it again on VHS in February 2004 when I was seven years old and went to Hawaii for my Dad's 40th birthday. We rented it to watch for family movie night the second day we were there, we loved the movie so much I even suggested we have burgers and fries for lunch the next day (which we did). Good Burger even gave me the idea to make an Australian parody of it called Good Steak, set in Sydney on the first day of Spring with the same premise and character traits except it's set on the other side of the ocean from LA in Sydney Australia and it revolves around a steakhouse and seafood restaurant & bar on the Sydney Boardwalk with a cooperative giant steakhouse franchise across the pier called "Mondo Steak." WELCOME TO GOOD STEAK HOME OF THE GOOD STEAK CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?? God Bless The Glorious Nickelodeon 1990's.
The hamburger part in the beginning killed me.
Remember, this is made by the same guy (Dan Schnider) who did The Amanda Show, Dick & Josh, iCarly, Zoey 101, and All That, INCLUDING seasons 7-10. Don't ever expect any form of hilarity from this guy. The only stuff his shows are good for are to include in historical documentaries about the downfalls of children's comedy.
Coming from a guy with chowder as his picture. By the way, drake and josh was pretty good.
I liked the Amanda Show... also, whoever made All That Seasons 7-10 was a jerk to the original legacy. Why doesn't somebody review Seasons 7-10 like the Ninja Turtles 1987 fans review the Red Sky Years?
Super Commenter Good idea!
I agree. *Dick and Josh* (Drake and Josh) was too insufferably stupid. Not sure why Dan thought portraying Megan as the stereotypical bitch would be funny. Guy's clearly a moron
Dan actually plays the boss of good burger in the movie
This movie is a guilty pleasure of mine. It's so fucking weird and stupid, but I can't help but love it
I love this movie
Because you're a dude.
Haywire Battletrap cause im a dude and youre a dude and shes a dude and were all dudes fucking love that movie
That rewind-fast forward thing from Spaceballs was epic.
2:48
My reaction to Jason Alexander playing human Cosmo in "A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner!".
1:30 Spyro The Dragon OST?
AmarantFFO Yeah Stewart Copeland the composer of the original Spyro PS1 games did the music for Good Burger.
Press 4 for "Che Butt Man"
Brilliant!
Jontron
Hey! Racoons are meat.
gee i sure have a hungering for some rold gold pretzels right now
LOL
Shaq?! Someone put the police on high alert for possible bad touch!
welcome to mondo burger home of the mondo burger, can I take your rip off?