[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows Vista Destruction

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @pengil3
    @pengil3 Рік тому +3691

    Protegent telling you that there is a virus in your computer but it not being the bonzify virus is like a doctor telling you that you have a cold right before you die of cancer

    • @100purenacl3
      @100purenacl3 Рік тому +194

      The funny part is that it detected the optimiser instead on Bonzify...

    • @user-dp4wo5ie43s
      @user-dp4wo5ie43s 8 місяців тому

      @@100purenacl3 hjj

    • @user-dp4wo5ie43s
      @user-dp4wo5ie43s 8 місяців тому +4

      Ghhuuiiio

    • @kentuckycryptid
      @kentuckycryptid 8 місяців тому +18

      This -might be- is my favorite comment on a Windows Destruction video.

    • @crystal_remi
      @crystal_remi 7 місяців тому +6

      I thought it found system32 because it said on the screen

  • @Aztrosist
    @Aztrosist 6 років тому +24111

    "You've got 30 seconds left until I activate the final destruction." is one of the most terrifying sentences ever spoken

    • @mv3507
      @mv3507 6 років тому +55

      Hey astro

    • @alexbarbeau
      @alexbarbeau 6 років тому +33

      Why shmello there my good sire

    • @ourboi545
      @ourboi545 6 років тому +14

      Hey man do you know the LACPD's number? Apandah was here

    • @starman213alekander7
      @starman213alekander7 6 років тому +4

      Hi aztro

    • @oboll6064
      @oboll6064 6 років тому +39

      If you heard that and didn't see this video, you would think that it's from some sort of secret agent movie.

  • @maxywaxy34
    @maxywaxy34 4 роки тому +3490

    The funny thing is that Protegent wasn't actually trying to help. It reported a completely unrelated virus

    • @popycorn300
      @popycorn300 4 роки тому +398

      protogent is actually an antivirus it just sucks lol

    • @maehorn22
      @maehorn22 3 роки тому +80

      It was trying to delete the speed optimizer

    • @Datoneguy_9343
      @Datoneguy_9343 3 роки тому +2

      @Gorbo it’s a virus

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 2 роки тому

      @@maehorn22 POP FIZZ!!!

    • @maehorn22
      @maehorn22 2 роки тому +2

      @@lesigh3410A Skylanders fan HERE this is a very rare sighting

  • @a_goose_
    @a_goose_ Рік тому +879

    15:37 Protegent didn’t even detect bonzify as a threat, it detected speed optimiser pro instead.

    • @Cyberpunkninja92
      @Cyberpunkninja92 11 місяців тому +77

      Task failed successfully

    • @crystal_remi
      @crystal_remi 7 місяців тому +5

      I thought it detect system32

    • @bloodsportsman1
      @bloodsportsman1 6 місяців тому +3

      @@crystal_remi That was the virus type it was registered as.

    • @cobaltong
      @cobaltong 6 місяців тому +11

      i read that as "protogen" what 😭😭😭😭

    • @DMXRUSER
      @DMXRUSER 6 місяців тому +1

      @@cobaltonglolwut

  • @faultyvideos2215
    @faultyvideos2215 5 років тому +4958

    I like how despite protogent actually doing his job, Joel still calls him a swine in this last act as he desperately looks for a way to kill Bonzi

    • @C4ST3R3T3RN4L
      @C4ST3R3T3RN4L 5 років тому +502

      Protegent was trying to delete Speed Optimizer

    • @の天タンポポ
      @の天タンポポ 4 роки тому +32

      Mouse Mania *flashbacks intensify*

    • @bise_moon
      @bise_moon 4 роки тому +8

      He just can't seem to shoot him!

    • @gabrielacherchi9210
      @gabrielacherchi9210 4 роки тому +3

      protegent sucks

    • @ttracs
      @ttracs 4 роки тому +6

      Gabriela Cherchi it’s at least not malware

  • @MintyTheCorgi
    @MintyTheCorgi 4 роки тому +3799

    *Uses Bonzify.*
    "Security alert, I'm just gonna ignore that, thanks Protogent!"
    *Bonzi corrupts the computer.*
    *Proceeds to call Protogent a swine for trying to help.*

    • @movedchannel1304
      @movedchannel1304 4 роки тому +36

      Comedy, my child.
      Comedy.

    • @Shy_Abi
      @Shy_Abi 4 роки тому +138

      Protogent is not enough, you need antivirus

    • @picarn803
      @picarn803 4 роки тому +18

      Whats funny protogent accually works

    • @Soche_cafe
      @Soche_cafe 4 роки тому +1

      You swine!

    • @stepkneeboi
      @stepkneeboi 4 роки тому +5

      This says a lot about society

  • @jakeb.7997
    @jakeb.7997 5 років тому +4667

    15:38 Protegent was really trying it’s best. It actually detected one of the other virus softwares Joel had downloaded

    • @splattim3180
      @splattim3180 5 років тому +181

      top. 10. anime. battles.

    • @oneiricdesires
      @oneiricdesires 5 років тому +53

      4th Wall breaks

    • @Otakupatriot117
      @Otakupatriot117 5 років тому +167

      So it pretty much is the antivirus equivalent of a placebo effect.

    • @GTdba
      @GTdba 5 років тому +247

      It's pretty much like a dude that sees you sitting on the edge of a Skyscraper, and tells you " Watch out, You may fall!"
      It's not like he can do something about that but hey, at least he did something?

    • @zepsipepsi
      @zepsipepsi 5 років тому +9

      @@cuvsly XD

  • @ashketchum1338
    @ashketchum1338 3 роки тому +2478

    16:29 is the best part. Even tho he is panicking he still groans at the dumb joke.

  • @someperson46
    @someperson46 4 роки тому +4052

    Super why lived long enough to see himself become the villain

  • @andrebarbosa5374
    @andrebarbosa5374 4 роки тому +11586

    Fun Fact: super mario forever is a virus that makes impossible to quit the game, thats why its new super mario FOREVER

    • @modifish68
      @modifish68 4 роки тому +388

      Wait really?

    • @cardboardhawks6783
      @cardboardhawks6783 4 роки тому +1228

      It’s also loaded with other viruses.

    • @emmammamia1353
      @emmammamia1353 4 роки тому +848

      Super Mario
      F O R E V E R

    • @bio6066
      @bio6066 4 роки тому +530

      Yay I’m not the only one who thought that.
      Super Mario
      **F O R E V E R**

    • @carpetedkitche
      @carpetedkitche 4 роки тому +534

      Oh god oh fuck i have it installed on my computer

  • @emmammamia1353
    @emmammamia1353 4 роки тому +2983

    Joel: plays solitaire
    Vista: *dies*
    Joel: downloads tons of viruses
    Vista: *proceeds like nothing has happened*

    • @iamsk8
      @iamsk8 4 роки тому +49

      Seems legit

    • @Firestar4041
      @Firestar4041 4 роки тому +62

      The wonders of technolo-
      *Crashed due to not being able to type a comment

    • @crystalalumina
      @crystalalumina 4 роки тому +29

      @@Firestar4041 oops my system crashed

    • @6d696
      @6d696 4 роки тому +29

      I lost my data, but i had an antivirus!

    • @richardgibson8403
      @richardgibson8403 4 роки тому +19

      Alumina antivirus is not enough

  • @drippyspaff7616
    @drippyspaff7616 3 роки тому +791

    Say what you want about Protegent, but it was the only antivirus software of the many that Joel downloaded that knew that something was wrong when Bonzi started destroying the computer.

    • @PartnershipsForYou
      @PartnershipsForYou 3 роки тому +71

      Top 10 Anime villains that were actually good

    • @sliver_inheart
      @sliver_inheart 2 роки тому +87

      Yeah, the PC Optimizer

    • @bonniethehedgefox9139
      @bonniethehedgefox9139 2 роки тому +59

      ​@@sliver_inheart He's a little confused, but he got the spirit!

    • @scarymeunster9095
      @scarymeunster9095 2 роки тому +82

      @@sliver_inheart The thing is, Bonzify was set to Administrator. I’m fairly sure that means it couldn’t really do anything to it by that point. However, Bonzify _did_ edit existing files, _like PCOptimizerPro._

    • @Uniformtree000
      @Uniformtree000 Рік тому +47

      Yeah, funny thing, protogent is legitimate, but it's just really incompetent. Like, medieval peasant trying to kill a tank incompetent.

  • @ProjectSNT
    @ProjectSNT 6 років тому +6347

    Oh my god the editing during the Seinfeld gun bit made that part of the stream ten times better than when I saw it live!

    • @abstractidiocy
      @abstractidiocy 6 років тому +84

      Courtney (ProjectSNT) Didn't expect to see you here!

    • @SlemyJemy
      @SlemyJemy 6 років тому +10

      Weaponised Nep same

    • @Evarace
      @Evarace 6 років тому +44

      Oh hey! I didn't know you watch Joel's videos!

    • @tylersyaboi
      @tylersyaboi 6 років тому +9

      Holy shit you're right.

    • @alessandrorizzi2871
      @alessandrorizzi2871 6 років тому +26

      This is a ✨Special✨ comment

  • @beansinmycrocs8408
    @beansinmycrocs8408 5 років тому +3123

    6:45
    it didn't lie
    It really is
    New Super Mario FOREVER

  • @FrickinRumbi
    @FrickinRumbi 4 роки тому +9196

    If you look closely, you’ll see that Protegent wasn’t actually trying to kill Bonsi. He was trying to kill the PC optimizer.

    • @daweirdwaulrus8614
      @daweirdwaulrus8614 4 роки тому +218

      Big oof

    • @1z-krel11
      @1z-krel11 4 роки тому +302

      Plot twist

    • @Octol1ng
      @Octol1ng 4 роки тому +681

      Bonzi? Nah, PC OPTIMIZER IS A BIGGER THREAT

    • @secondBAR
      @secondBAR 4 роки тому +367

      Proto was confused,he thought PC optimiser was attacking the computer

    • @omniscientbarebones
      @omniscientbarebones 4 роки тому +223

      ButtersAndRowlet well Bonzi was ran as Administrator so...
      It wasn't really wrong.

  • @FracturedStar
    @FracturedStar 3 роки тому +1945

    14:41 "I forgot I had set it to gun" ah yes, legendary quotes

  • @JohnnyBird-by3cu
    @JohnnyBird-by3cu 4 роки тому +5882

    "It cost $33 to get a grandma"
    Ferb i know what we're going to do today

    • @THEDoctorScientist101
      @THEDoctorScientist101 3 роки тому +219

      Ferb: Phineas that's illegal...
      Phineas: I SAID I KNOW WHAT WERE GOING TO DO TODAY

    • @RubbaFrog
      @RubbaFrog 3 роки тому +25

      Scientist clone gaming uh no

    • @evilriceplate2590
      @evilriceplate2590 3 роки тому +40

      HEY! WHERE DID PERRY GO?

    • @yumike.c0519
      @yumike.c0519 3 роки тому +9

      Hehe

    • @laalaa9443
      @laalaa9443 3 роки тому +9

      @@THEDoctorScientist101scientist clone gaming

  • @untilitookanarrow
    @untilitookanarrow 4 роки тому +7435

    Joel frantically messaging kate for help will never fail to crack me up

    • @TinikTV2575
      @TinikTV2575 3 роки тому +20

      @DoomBoi теперь русская?

    • @EvilAwoken
      @EvilAwoken 3 роки тому +44

      16:19 in case you wanted to know

    • @blackr3v193
      @blackr3v193 3 роки тому +32

      *Kate:* Hi! How can I help you? I can give you free coupons, ecc..."

    • @jej1.
      @jej1. 3 роки тому +2

      here before 1k likes

    • @NASCARRebirth
      @NASCARRebirth 3 роки тому +20

      KATE.. KATE.. VI.. RUS... NOW

  • @mariosonicfan2010
    @mariosonicfan2010 6 років тому +1284

    i think the best part about the protegent popup at 15:37 was that _it wasn't even for bonzify_

    • @georgek4416
      @georgek4416 5 років тому +18

      Yes but it was for another virus in the computer. For this optimizer. But protegent still sucks..

    • @ninetails8471
      @ninetails8471 5 років тому +46

      *A visual representation of this*
      Protogent: *points at tiny ant* Oh my god! It's gonna kill us!
      Joel: IGNORE THAT, LOOK AT THIS! *Points at godzilla sized bonzify*
      Protogent: At what?
      Joel: 16:11

    • @TrxieVTuber
      @TrxieVTuber 5 років тому +7

      To be fair most of those shitty optimizer programs don't do a good job of hiding their malicious code. So even a weak AV like Protegent will easily spot it.

    • @codeisstupid2723
      @codeisstupid2723 5 років тому +3

      Exactly, he had every reason to say
      Y O U
      S W I N E ! ! ! !

    • @popycorn300
      @popycorn300 4 роки тому +1

      Only playing solitaire would have saved him

  • @wildman510
    @wildman510 2 роки тому +1000

    The protogen rap just sounds like the actor just showed up drunk and they rolled with it

    • @OKobern
      @OKobern Рік тому +32

      wait, protogen?

    • @Joosher56
      @Joosher56 Рік тому +21

      @@OKobern protegent

    • @magicsasafras3414
      @magicsasafras3414 Рік тому +16

      ​@OKobern if their phone autocorrected to that, then they were looking it up a lot.

    • @Kitty-ion
      @Kitty-ion Рік тому +7

      @@magicsasafras3414 Is There A Problem With Looking It Up A Lot?

    • @magicsasafras3414
      @magicsasafras3414 Рік тому +6

      @@Kitty-ion depends on who you ask

  • @awesomeshoe8312
    @awesomeshoe8312 4 роки тому +7820

    Protogent: is a virus
    Bonzi: exists
    Protogent: *switch sides*

    • @reagantorrey69
      @reagantorrey69 4 роки тому +689

      *Maybe I don't want to be the villain anymore*

    • @MyPS4IsOnFirePleaseHelp
      @MyPS4IsOnFirePleaseHelp 4 роки тому +226

      Lol, protogent actually isn't a virus, it apparently actually does what it says. Though it does look like a huge scam.

    • @tackwardsfongjump1800
      @tackwardsfongjump1800 4 роки тому +446

      *Just because you are malware, doesn’t mean you are malware*

    • @memedude8303
      @memedude8303 4 роки тому +293

      *protogen is now on the counter-terrorist team*

    • @tonnytomas8342
      @tonnytomas8342 4 роки тому +15

      @@memedude8303 You Got It Wrong

  • @Matt-oo8qn
    @Matt-oo8qn 5 років тому +2665

    "Lets try solitaire let's try that"
    *vista* : I'm gonna stop you right there

    • @mr.personalspace7831
      @mr.personalspace7831 5 років тому +43

      You: REDDIT MOMENT
      Me: REDDIT MOMENT
      Vista: REDDIT MOMENT
      Keanu Reeves Big Chungus Fortnite bad Minecraft good: REDDIT MOMENT
      REDDIT MOMENT

    • @KadenLovesGames
      @KadenLovesGames 5 років тому +12

      Mr. Personal Space Can you not?

    • @mr.personalspace7831
      @mr.personalspace7831 5 років тому +32

      KadenLovesGames thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

    • @nimmy56
      @nimmy56 5 років тому +2

      Mat

    • @yoak
      @yoak 5 років тому +9

      Vista when solitare opens: *Change da world, my final message. Goodby e*

  • @ScatterVolt
    @ScatterVolt 6 років тому +1391

    This is the long awaited sequel I've been waiting years for

    • @TheSpoignantest
      @TheSpoignantest 6 років тому +2

      ScatterVolt i has been such long tin

    • @Toastyisburning
      @Toastyisburning 6 років тому +1

      With me there no viruses, that enter your computer

    • @180treehouse4
      @180treehouse4 6 років тому +1

      ScatterVolt Yeah

    • @Hyperlink1337
      @Hyperlink1337 6 років тому +3

      it's been out for years dude. insane it took him this long to put an edited video up

    • @mulppi8797
      @mulppi8797 6 років тому

      ScatterVolt didnt expect you to be here

  • @Altazor-fh9of
    @Altazor-fh9of 3 роки тому +214

    8:21 You can tell Joel is swedish because who else would be able to pronounce that shit in one try.

  • @john_stromboli
    @john_stromboli 4 роки тому +3190

    This guy needs the World Record for "Fastest Blue Screen from a Newly Started Computer."

    • @jmanboi044
      @jmanboi044 4 роки тому +108

      We need to make a speedrun on how fast you can blue screen your computer

    • @dummazzmusic
      @dummazzmusic 4 роки тому +91

      Guys just open something on vista it's not that hard

    • @nxx99
      @nxx99 4 роки тому +22

      D E E T A

    • @TheNathannator
      @TheNathannator 3 роки тому +54

      @@jmanboi044 Windows Speedrun Bluescreen%

    • @jmanboi044
      @jmanboi044 3 роки тому +5

      @@TheNathannator *y e s*

  • @luminism
    @luminism 6 років тому +639

    This stream is from almost exactly 1 year ago (July 2017), wtf Joel

    • @unflexian
      @unflexian 6 років тому +140

      Weeks after the stream there was already a fan made version made by spyro (better than this tbh), so he had no incentive to pump one in time.

    • @RogueRaichu
      @RogueRaichu 6 років тому +32

      sagiksp Nah I think Joel's is better, but yeah pretty much for that reason.

    • @zelbekon
      @zelbekon 6 років тому +25

      yeah he has become really inactive here lately which sucks, I don't really have time to hang out on the streams and the fanmade versions are a hit and miss

    • @3dipto
      @3dipto 6 років тому

      Jobel*

  • @Zeurel
    @Zeurel 6 років тому +3462

    The thing that people forget is that Vista COULD run Crysis.

    • @Alfe5
      @Alfe5 6 років тому +78

      But could it run it well? 🤔🤔🤔

    • @hekirb3382
      @hekirb3382 6 років тому +261

      Alfe5 it probably runs like a 3 legged dog 3 days after its birth

    • @lugi7372
      @lugi7372 6 років тому +148

      You could YOU COULD but why you would do that

    • @extrnalsorce4974
      @extrnalsorce4974 6 років тому +4

      Zeurel I never thought you would be here, Zeurel.

    • @defaltpearce3187
      @defaltpearce3187 6 років тому +24

      It's like saying, you know windows 8 can run the witcher 3...but why would you do that to that poor game.

  • @Nuclear_Nachoz
    @Nuclear_Nachoz 11 місяців тому +54

    Its several years later and I realized Joel released two memes being Grand Dad and Proto
    and there both just bootleg recolors of established characters.
    Who will be next.

  • @1thevm1
    @1thevm1 6 років тому +513

    The editing is the best here so far, you've improved a lot.

    • @EnergyTK
      @EnergyTK 6 років тому +14

      superwiibros prolly did the best parts

    • @ploxycone9397
      @ploxycone9397 6 років тому +1

      You will be amazed when he uses ubuntu

  • @newmoisturizer5054
    @newmoisturizer5054 6 років тому +5108

    Super Why switched from teaching kids to infecting computers.

  • @Rad-Dude63andathird
    @Rad-Dude63andathird 4 роки тому +830

    6:46
    When they said Mario *Forever* they meant it.

  • @adazzledim_
    @adazzledim_ Рік тому +62

    12:54 I've been rewatching this regularly for like four years now and only today did I find out that 'spondoolie' is like a real slang term that people actually use for money. I always thought it was just a bunch of random noises joel made up. This video is the gift that keeps on giving I swear

  • @kbwouldlovethis8790
    @kbwouldlovethis8790 4 роки тому +889

    2:57 Windows Vista was the perfect version of Windows to defend against viruses. Mainly because the viruses don’t fare too well on Vista either.

    • @mix3k818
      @mix3k818 4 роки тому +34

      At least pre-SP2.
      Vista SP2 is where most compatibility issues were fixed.

    • @superstar64
      @superstar64 4 роки тому +20

      Neither does much else these days.

  • @adamfuents
    @adamfuents 4 роки тому +1850

    Wrong: "I recover... deleted files"
    Correct: "I delete.... files"

    • @LoathingEditor
      @LoathingEditor 4 роки тому +32

      You can streamline that a tad.
      "I delete... files"

    • @adamfuents
      @adamfuents 4 роки тому +3

      @@LoathingEditor oh, right. ill go ahad and edit

    • @user-dx5wm1uz9d
      @user-dx5wm1uz9d 4 роки тому +13

      I delete... recovered... files

    • @yumike.c0519
      @yumike.c0519 4 роки тому +1

      YeH bOi

    • @RolRetro
      @RolRetro 3 роки тому +5

      I delete................... FILES!!!!!!!!!!!
      To make sure you always........ SMILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Mesanyx
    @Mesanyx 6 років тому +2411

    This was basically the first thing I’ve watched from Vinesauce. Not disappointed at all.

    • @Shelltoast
      @Shelltoast 6 років тому +126

      Definitely check out the previous destructions if you haven't already, they're really swood.

    • @Caz122
      @Caz122 6 років тому +17

      Manu14 welcome, brother.

    • @beatpapes
      @beatpapes 6 років тому +35

      Also check out other Vinesauce streamers on twitch or at vinesauce.com .

    • @дайтеденег
      @дайтеденег 6 років тому

      Azzsqs@@@(($$?$++++ yes yes

    • @Lishadra
      @Lishadra 6 років тому +11

      One of us, one of us.
      Also definitely watch Vinny watch the Rat Movie.

  • @ApexHoosier
    @ApexHoosier 9 місяців тому +53

    Protegent then deleted all of these videos and changed the character design a year later…I’m not saying it was Joel…but it was probably Joel

  • @cthulhuwua5354
    @cthulhuwua5354 4 роки тому +1183

    "I FORGOT I HAD SET IT TO GUN!"

    • @TheOfficalMrMemeMan
      @TheOfficalMrMemeMan 4 роки тому +47

      KRAMER NO

    • @hauran0
      @hauran0 4 роки тому +21

      Mr Memrman *KRAMER NOOOOOHO*

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 роки тому +1

      @@TheOfficalMrMemeMan one boi this downloading sci-fi and using mods body sensitive insult

    • @Rogi6XD
      @Rogi6XD 4 роки тому +1

      guys help i don't get it

    • @T32Squad
      @T32Squad 4 роки тому +6

      Kramer goes to war

  • @losermanthing
    @losermanthing 5 років тому +1641

    2:57 when Vista's so bad your viruses can't work without crashing.

  • @Bururaian
    @Bururaian 4 роки тому +343

    I always loved the Pokemon "low HP" music during the final destruction. Nice touch in the editing. This video is an absolute classic.

  • @jkfootybros9425
    @jkfootybros9425 Рік тому +113

    7:21 "Your pc's condition is *SERIOUS* " got me💀

    • @PrideEepy64
      @PrideEepy64 3 місяці тому +1

      I saw this comment once I heard it

  • @AquaticFuzExtras
    @AquaticFuzExtras 6 років тому +408

    Well chat, this is the moment you've been waiting a year for. Was it worth it? Yeah.

    • @Tehbestestevasss
      @Tehbestestevasss 6 років тому +9

      Worth every god damn second

    • @nirritis1516
      @nirritis1516 6 років тому +1

      The only kind of videos from him im looking for to.

  • @tails230
    @tails230 6 років тому +207

    How to Windows Vista Destruction
    1. Load up Vista
    2. Open Solitare
    3. Call it a day.

    • @nikolaibelinski3433
      @nikolaibelinski3433 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @RaymanSingsSexbomb
      @RaymanSingsSexbomb 2 роки тому

      funny thing is, when i was doing a windows vista destruction stream of my own on discord, it literally broke and i barely did ANYTHING to break the vm

  • @TheGamerMonkeyz
    @TheGamerMonkeyz 6 років тому +1420

    *UNCLE JOEL HAS RETURNED*

  • @ericn.5263
    @ericn.5263 2 роки тому +117

    11:41 Man just turned into a tea kettle

  • @inspectorcake9637
    @inspectorcake9637 6 років тому +897

    "It costs $33 dollars to get a grandma"
    -Joel, 2018

    • @GxoLol
      @GxoLol 5 років тому +2

      😂

    • @Ambipie
      @Ambipie 5 років тому +16

      Imma take a bite out of that!

    • @undefined6512
      @undefined6512 5 років тому +4

      Actually, it costs 100 cookies.

    • @Bob-rt3dk
      @Bob-rt3dk 5 років тому

      Really I had to buy her 2 packs of cigarettes and she stayed for 1 day

    • @willf.4590
      @willf.4590 5 років тому

      Wow, only 33 dollars dollars? That's nothin'!

  • @ieatfood728
    @ieatfood728 6 років тому +845

    Windows Vista can't play solitare but can run viruses
    *Completely normal*

    • @ValentineDreams
      @ValentineDreams 6 років тому +2

      so true xD

    • @Deadbass_
      @Deadbass_ 6 років тому +4

      the accuracy

    • @sillycatgirlnya
      @sillycatgirlnya 6 років тому +5

      stole a copyrighted logo.
      definitely a little kid

    • @adrian5409
      @adrian5409 6 років тому +2

      Vista is HQ

    • @dragonballiscool1653
      @dragonballiscool1653 6 років тому +5

      Windows vista cant play viruses but can play TOTALLY LEGIT WAY TO GET FREE VBUCKS TOTALLY NOT SCAM.

  • @Modsu
    @Modsu 6 років тому +501

    dunno what u expected joel, its called super mario FOREVER
    THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

    • @clarkw7261
      @clarkw7261 6 років тому

      I want to get off Mr. Mario's wild ride!

    • @Modsu
      @Modsu 6 років тому +8

      CJ Wolffe I wanna go home.......
      .....
      ...but the music is nICE HE R E

    • @LinkTahuterasuSpirit
      @LinkTahuterasuSpirit 6 років тому

      that's a good point

    • @yaya-vz8uu
      @yaya-vz8uu 6 років тому

      *NEVER ESCAPE*

    • @stoz181
      @stoz181 6 років тому

      Super mario is forever

  • @quesadibro1245
    @quesadibro1245 2 роки тому +82

    6:45 That's why its called Super Mario *Forever* Joel.

  • @Laurennntiu
    @Laurennntiu 6 років тому +1257

    *GOD HAS JOINED THE GAME.*

  • @isobelmiller7464
    @isobelmiller7464 5 років тому +778

    11:13 You know something? I'm young enough that I grew up with that kids' show, and the first time I saw a picture of Proto, I thought he was Super Why's evil twin from another dimension.

    • @Bubster1117
      @Bubster1117 4 роки тому +51

      he is

    • @isobelmiller7464
      @isobelmiller7464 4 роки тому +61

      @@Bubster1117 Well, it's more like I thought he was from an actual Super Why episode. I was surprised to find out he wasn't.

    • @Keznen
      @Keznen 4 роки тому +2

      Same.

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 4 роки тому +2

      El O El™

    • @jacobbeauchamp7465
      @jacobbeauchamp7465 4 роки тому +4

      I grew up with that show too.

  • @vistassbu1749
    @vistassbu1749 6 років тому +729

    As Windows Vista, this is both the best and scariest video ever.

    • @jackielynnthomas3360
      @jackielynnthomas3360 6 років тому +47

      Why can't you play solitare?

    • @mii-its-a-nerd
      @mii-its-a-nerd 6 років тому +21

      Windows Vista
      *CAN'T EVEN PLAY SOLITARE*

    • @Bob-rt3dk
      @Bob-rt3dk 5 років тому +10

      Dude please I need to play card game

    • @Kemuja
      @Kemuja 5 років тому +15

      Do you even solitare? (I gonna regret posting this any minute)

    • @bolitetown7891
      @bolitetown7891 5 років тому +4

      @@Kemuja Person, you honestly will

  • @glitchyboi50
    @glitchyboi50 2 роки тому +19

    I love going back to these every few years. This one is definitely my personal favorite.

  • @Scrappy__KFC
    @Scrappy__KFC 3 роки тому +506

    1:18 vistas so bad that even the blue screens dont load up that fast

    • @system339
      @system339 3 роки тому +18

      It is because of virtual box. XD

    • @DJStuiter
      @DJStuiter 2 роки тому +5

      @@system339 vmware*

    • @modables
      @modables 2 роки тому +3

      @@DJStuiter VirtualBox*

    • @OV3RDRIVE24
      @OV3RDRIVE24 Рік тому +4

      @404TVfr Yeah, not sure why I wrote that. I am a nerd though, can't really deny that lol

    • @Al___
      @Al___ 2 місяці тому

      @404TVfrok

  • @JustSirf-Sirfluffyton
    @JustSirf-Sirfluffyton 3 роки тому +482

    8:20 *I have never heard( and never will again) a man say "Guttas Forstevalg, my favorite!" With such energy.*

  • @CheeseDudInTheOven
    @CheeseDudInTheOven 6 років тому +456

    Best seinfeld episode was when Kramer fought in the afghanistan war

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP Рік тому +55

    4:52 an Ed Edd n’ Eddy sound effect right before the part where Joel trolls a scam bot.
    Beautiful.

  • @thomasbyrd9352
    @thomasbyrd9352 6 років тому +329

    Whenever any computer even gets a slight glance at Joel or just barely hears his voice, they experience a piercing fear in their hard drive. They hope its just a dream, but computers cannot dream. This is real. Welcome to the tenth layer of computer hell

    • @Beansman-gp3ws
      @Beansman-gp3ws 6 років тому

      WHat if it's really new and only has solid state or it's really old and only has floppies

    • @dasaniwaterbottle71
      @dasaniwaterbottle71 6 років тому +4

      Joel is the Ted Bundy of computers.

    • @rickar-mercenary-3804
      @rickar-mercenary-3804 6 років тому +1

      You mean _eleventh_

    • @thomasbyrd9352
      @thomasbyrd9352 6 років тому

      @@Beansman-gp3ws Id doesnt matter what computer it is joel can and will digitally destroy it

    • @Beansman-gp3ws
      @Beansman-gp3ws 6 років тому +1

      Since zucc is a robot (seriously, what would a lizard need data for) can joel destroy zucc

  • @fluffy_jamo7216
    @fluffy_jamo7216 6 років тому +1827

    «the donate link just goes to porn»
    Joel - 2018

    • @inspirationalman1752
      @inspirationalman1752 6 років тому +47

      At least someone cared about privacy.
      "Mom thats not porn I just want donate to one man"

    • @schuylordgaming4544
      @schuylordgaming4544 6 років тому +17

      Sounds like a great donation link

    • @Aaokke0
      @Aaokke0 6 років тому +3

      Eiriksukkefarstad356 hello brudda lets oof

    • @kamikaze2812
      @kamikaze2812 6 років тому +6

      2017*

    • @BX56_YT
      @BX56_YT 6 років тому +1

      @Yoshi_is_jojo The video was made in 2018.

  • @philiphanhurst2655
    @philiphanhurst2655 5 років тому +737

    Fun fact: someone actually tested Protogent. Apparently it’s legit, but it’s just a shit antivirus. He tested out like 10 infamous viruses but it only detected 1 or 2.

  • @benjamingray2071
    @benjamingray2071 3 роки тому +50

    13:50 and so begins one of the funniest things ever made

  • @crystalevereagan9781
    @crystalevereagan9781 5 років тому +818

    8:19 The Man Himself,
    𝐆𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐀𝐒 𝐅Ø𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐆!
    MY FAVORITE!

    • @ayyyple
      @ayyyple 5 років тому +1

      Whats the Song in the beginninh?

    • @22snazario
      @22snazario 5 років тому +3

      Herr Tomaten Schädel stop spamming this

    • @sonoda944
      @sonoda944 5 років тому +1

      Vat dos dat meen?

    • @crystalevereagan9781
      @crystalevereagan9781 5 років тому +1

      Thank You For The 696 Likes!

    • @robertslayer2352
      @robertslayer2352 5 років тому +2

      Apparently the best part is it was Norwegian for "Guys First Choice!"
      (I don't know about you Norway viewers but that's what Google Translate gave me.)

  • @geeworm
    @geeworm 5 років тому +2352

    2:25 average gmod workshop experience

    • @proxy7011
      @proxy7011 5 років тому +119

      I installed every weapon pack in gmod Cuz I got bored, true. lol my comment just got auto corrected.

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 років тому +92

      Yes, and when connecting to servers where I don’t have the mods already installed, that river of lua files flowing across the screen

    • @Kobydalegend
      @Kobydalegend 5 років тому +62

      I D E S T O Y E D the install button on those fnaf mods

    • @Canzaijohn_SYG
      @Canzaijohn_SYG 5 років тому +15

      This is the most TRUE comment I have ever seen in my life.

    • @FelipeJaquez
      @FelipeJaquez 5 років тому +16

      400 add-ons needs to be installed...

  • @17hitcombooo
    @17hitcombooo 6 років тому +12792

    *_ᵍʳᵃᵖʰᶦᶜ ᵈᵉˢᶦᵍⁿ ᶦˢ ᵐʸ ᵖᵃˢˢᶦᵒⁿ_*

    • @mmgmagic
      @mmgmagic 6 років тому +62

      c *o* O *L*

    • @morganmorris4285
      @morganmorris4285 6 років тому +32

      DBZFan04 *very nice*

    • @aceseefour
      @aceseefour 6 років тому +6

      DBZFan04 GET THIS MAN LIKES TO 666

    • @brekz3074
      @brekz3074 6 років тому +2

      *O K*

    • @maximal9857
      @maximal9857 6 років тому +6

      ISABELLE GOWEN hOw YOu dO THat efFECt

  • @vibripilled
    @vibripilled 3 роки тому +38

    Without Joel, the internet will never be a better place.

  • @archivushka
    @archivushka 4 роки тому +583

    9:39 and meme *"Yes"* has born

  • @thedarkarts881
    @thedarkarts881 3 роки тому +1964

    1:21 me at the dentist when they use the vacuum to suck the saliva out my mouth

    • @ECWPlays
      @ECWPlays 3 роки тому +14

      69th Like. Nice

    • @Jx_-
      @Jx_- 3 роки тому +135

      It's strange that this cursed sentence is a normal thing nearly every person can understand

    • @VGTPlus
      @VGTPlus 3 роки тому +10

      I love that joke bro!

    • @treasurechestgame
      @treasurechestgame 3 роки тому +8

      ITS STUCK IN MY HEAD

    • @havocadvent2
      @havocadvent2 3 роки тому +2

      oh shoot

  • @Dooge
    @Dooge 6 років тому +427

    Windows vista is its own anti-virus because it can't run any of the viruses

    • @ianhampton3568
      @ianhampton3568 6 років тому +11

      Like a chromebook lmao

    • @Blattella
      @Blattella 6 років тому

      Dooge ​im spongedog one of the lead devs of the new black mesa decay witch is a remake of half life decay we plan on renaming it soon to something like rusting materials we have not decided yet big half life lore person i light things to be at the highest quality and i play almost any mod for half life

    • @Dooge
      @Dooge 6 років тому +1

      DrDolphinrider why have you said these horrible words

    • @Blattella
      @Blattella 6 років тому

      Dooge you know i had to do it to em

  • @solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad
    @solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad Рік тому +19

    I love that Protogent actually tried helping against Bonzi Buddy

    • @MKTB22
      @MKTB22 Рік тому +15

      It was trying to help against the pc optimizer

  • @0DRONZER
    @0DRONZER 4 роки тому +476

    8:10 every single pixel on this site is a different link

    • @taureon_
      @taureon_ 3 роки тому +27

      the html of that page is funny
      every div in that layer has the x and y position along with width and height defined
      and there are so many of these absolute positioned divs

    • @kitma9
      @kitma9 3 роки тому +9

      links to every website on the internet

    • @jbeans500
      @jbeans500 3 роки тому +6

      guttas førstelvalg! 🤪

    • @forgive_me_for_my_past
      @forgive_me_for_my_past 3 роки тому +3

      haha teto go wrrrrr

    • @Kersterac
      @Kersterac 3 роки тому +1

      thing is
      The website looks awfully simular to the website dad was on when i was little

  • @pohatunuva3771
    @pohatunuva3771 6 років тому +161

    "let's play solitaire" *computer dies*

  • @dinodragon1219
    @dinodragon1219 5 років тому +853

    14:42 *K R A M E R N O*

    • @SpicyTunaRoll97
      @SpicyTunaRoll97 5 років тому +30

      C O S T A N Z A N O !

    • @odd_inhd9250
      @odd_inhd9250 5 років тому +9

      *C H A I N G U N N O I S E S*

    • @SoupSackHandle
      @SoupSackHandle 5 років тому +1

      Kramer overdoses on dog piss

    • @democrack113
      @democrack113 5 років тому +3

      Sound of seinfeld kramer & coztanza vietnam flashback

    • @uziturn220
      @uziturn220 5 років тому +1

      J E R R Y N O

  • @milesfoster8190
    @milesfoster8190 2 роки тому +59

    Fun fact: my mom used vista, and when I showed her the solitaire clip it gave her memories of using vista!. Apparently she knows what happens when you play solitaire on vista, lol

  • @julianspatter1905
    @julianspatter1905 6 років тому +664

    11:41 Joel turns into a steaming kettle.

  • @Noobelli
    @Noobelli 6 років тому +246

    I destroyed Windows Vista when I was 8 without even trying.

    • @conner1321
      @conner1321 6 років тому +6

      Noobelli ur profile photo discribes Your feeling about this LOL

    • @khalidhassan27
      @khalidhassan27 6 років тому +5

      ConnerTec did the same thing too when I was 7

    • @skoopdeedeewoop5121
      @skoopdeedeewoop5121 6 років тому +3

      I broke it when i was 3, i was playing flash games and when i clicked w the whole pc blew up

    • @emily-lq6jf
      @emily-lq6jf 6 років тому +1

      windows vista destroyed windows without even trying

    • @zulitogaming7714
      @zulitogaming7714 6 років тому

      did the samething in xp, windows vista, windows 7 when i was 5

  • @tora4142
    @tora4142 5 років тому +448

    Listening to him *WEEZING* while comparing proto and super why almost made me cry of laughter

  • @StanczykFTP
    @StanczykFTP 3 роки тому +33

    why does the guy at 12:00 look like Jeffery Epstein

  • @nevanhowland2318
    @nevanhowland2318 4 роки тому +249

    The protegent rap is truly a work of art, poetry unbound by concepts like rhyming or rhythm, just pure expression

    • @O97084
      @O97084 3 роки тому +11

      protegent doesn’t need to systematically produce his masterpieces he just does his own thing

  • @aeronlangheim3462
    @aeronlangheim3462 6 років тому +62

    Joel's really stepped up his editing game

  • @krabbypatty6095
    @krabbypatty6095 6 років тому +255

    *ANTIVIRUS IS NOT ENOUGH YOU NEED PROTEGENT*

    • @jackielynnthomas2212
      @jackielynnthomas2212 6 років тому +5

      Protegent is not enough! You need Virus! World's only software with deeta virus software! Think beyond Protegent think
      *V I R U S S O F T W A R E*

    • @isaaclongfellow8815
      @isaaclongfellow8815 5 років тому +4

      *mY cOmPuTeR. cRaShEs. tO mE nOt BeInG tHaT tEcH sAvVy...*

    • @flameflareonog
      @flameflareonog 5 років тому +2

      PROTEGENT IS NOT ENOUGH YOU NEED ANTIVIRUS

  • @matthewgarner7215
    @matthewgarner7215 2 роки тому +7

    This has to be the most epic-est windows destruction ever. Especially with the Bonzi Buddy and Protegent cameos.

  • @nu52927
    @nu52927 5 років тому +531

    Whoops, my system crashed. I lost my data, but I had an antivirus!
    Antivirus is not enough, you need protogent, worlds only antivirus with data recovery software. Think beyond antivirus, think protogent.
    That Software sucks

    • @garlicfromplantsvs.zombies3285
      @garlicfromplantsvs.zombies3285 4 роки тому +12

      Protogent sounds like an abortion clinic or brand of birth control pills.

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 роки тому +1

      @@MeatballSubFromDominos meanwhile in cyberpunk sprawl urban police looking ilegall stuff:
      *cybersecruity and cop want to know your location*

    • @joelmccann9869
      @joelmccann9869 4 роки тому

      69 years ago

    • @trollface808crashout
      @trollface808crashout 4 роки тому

      Remember the memes? Like bro.

    • @nu52927
      @nu52927 4 роки тому

      @@joelmccann9869 it's in my name -:/

  • @FOLLYSREALWIFE
    @FOLLYSREALWIFE 5 років тому +470

    "You know when your scam software has a smiley in it it's *good* . "

  • @scoutdy6547
    @scoutdy6547 6 років тому +428

    "The donate leads to porn" sounds like prostitution with extra steps.

    • @keebo_
      @keebo_ 6 років тому +10

      how egirls be like

    • @basicbacon5951
      @basicbacon5951 6 років тому +1

      you have to pay people who are in prostitution so I don't get the joke

    • @luperteverett1271
      @luperteverett1271 6 років тому +2

      Rick and Morty reference?

    • @hooburtman
      @hooburtman 6 років тому +1

      Rick and Morty Reference????

    • @antipsychotic451
      @antipsychotic451 6 років тому +2

      IM PIGGLE RIGG :DDDDDD GREAT REFERENCE B RO

  • @The-E-Base
    @The-E-Base 9 місяців тому +11

    1:13
    SOLITAIRE used SYSTEM CRASH!
    It was super effective!
    WINDOWS VISTA fainted!

  • @mistermustachiogmc1256
    @mistermustachiogmc1256 6 років тому +524

    14:34 No matter how many times I see this clip, I am stuck on the ground laughing.

  • @PiousPuddle
    @PiousPuddle 6 років тому +413

    11:42 the tea is ready

  • @MacBack123
    @MacBack123 5 років тому +570

    1:00 = After About Vista
    1:59 = Start Viruses Search
    14:56 = Bonzify

    • @madiserket2
      @madiserket2 5 років тому +7

      t h a n k

    • @Thecactuar
      @Thecactuar 5 років тому +3

      Thank you m8

    • @Kylel0519
      @Kylel0519 5 років тому +11

      14:30 K R A I M E R NO!!!

    • @cuvsly
      @cuvsly 5 років тому +2

      @@Kylel0519 kastanza no!!!

    • @WatcherKoops4677
      @WatcherKoops4677 5 років тому +2

      @@cuvsly *hyper gunshot sounds*

  • @DEATHCON_1
    @DEATHCON_1 3 роки тому +21

    0:16 Windows 10 is a little better than Windows 8 in Joel's opinion. **Dumpster fire intensifies**

  • @mothman8387
    @mothman8387 4 роки тому +295

    "When your scam software has a smiley in it, that's when you know its *G O O D E"*

  • @JHMGamerYT
    @JHMGamerYT 6 років тому +271

    "Goodbye, Expand Dong." -Bonzi Buddy 2017

  • @JacOfArts
    @JacOfArts 5 років тому +363

    5:58 “Merio ees thet yoo?”
    A lot funnier than it should’ve been, and Mario in that costume with the wide eyes just added to it.

    • @bl3nk_
      @bl3nk_ 5 років тому +4

      Also the zoom edit

    • @BroomPusher2024
      @BroomPusher2024 5 років тому +4

      9:36
      me (genuinely bewildered): MERYO, ISS DAT YU?

    • @seamuspeacock346
      @seamuspeacock346 Рік тому

      New super Mario, forrrever

  • @CeramicPlate
    @CeramicPlate 5 місяців тому +6

    8:43 It's sad to say that this website was changed all because of troll's remorse

  • @nate3557
    @nate3557 5 років тому +408

    11:41 the tea is ready!

  • @oddacity5883
    @oddacity5883 6 років тому +361

    That Seinfeld gun bit was the best thing i watched in this month

  • @canethevelociraptor501
    @canethevelociraptor501 3 роки тому +431

    11:41 Oop, looks like my tea's ready.

  • @JacksonTheSkylanderDude67
    @JacksonTheSkylanderDude67 Рік тому +50

    7:46 Thus, a Meme was Born

  • @phoebeshirasawa4959
    @phoebeshirasawa4959 6 років тому +535

    11:40 are you boiling water?

    • @brunojarzynski8920
      @brunojarzynski8920 6 років тому +4

      XD

    • @Nightwolf2595
      @Nightwolf2595 6 років тому

      @@tifawockhardt Why do you say that, everyday asshole on the internet. The guy isn't a mirror.

    • @이리야
      @이리야 6 років тому

      @@tifawockhardt whats the purpose of saying that to a random man that said "xd"?

    • @SuperPatriotFan
      @SuperPatriotFan 5 років тому

      Naw, Joel.exe has stopped responding, what would you like to do with the program?
      Close Program
      Wait

    • @GetCubed
      @GetCubed 5 років тому +1

      CosmicPinkk XD

  • @TheVoidrex
    @TheVoidrex 6 років тому +811

    11:41 how does a man... laugh like this

  • @hearthhusky4999
    @hearthhusky4999 4 роки тому +950

    11:42 Oh, my tea is ready

  • @illioctopede
    @illioctopede Рік тому +12

    13:30 I still quote this on a daily basis