[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows Vista Destruction

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  • @pengil3
    @pengil3 Рік тому +3996

    Protegent telling you that there is a virus in your computer but it not being the bonzify virus is like a doctor telling you that you have a cold right before you die of cancer

    • @100purenacl3
      @100purenacl3 Рік тому +206

      The funny part is that it detected the optimiser instead on Bonzify...

    • @user-dp4wo5ie43s
      @user-dp4wo5ie43s 9 місяців тому

      @@100purenacl3 hjj

    • @user-dp4wo5ie43s
      @user-dp4wo5ie43s 9 місяців тому +4

      Ghhuuiiio

    • @kentuckycryptid
      @kentuckycryptid 9 місяців тому +22

      This -might be- is my favorite comment on a Windows Destruction video.

    • @crystal_remi
      @crystal_remi 8 місяців тому +6

      I thought it found system32 because it said on the screen

  • @emmammamia1353
    @emmammamia1353 5 років тому +3206

    Joel: plays solitaire
    Vista: *dies*
    Joel: downloads tons of viruses
    Vista: *proceeds like nothing has happened*

    • @iamsk8
      @iamsk8 4 роки тому +55

      Seems legit

    • @Firestar4041
      @Firestar4041 4 роки тому +72

      The wonders of technolo-
      *Crashed due to not being able to type a comment

    • @crystalalumina
      @crystalalumina 4 роки тому +33

      @@Firestar4041 oops my system crashed

    • @6d696
      @6d696 4 роки тому +31

      I lost my data, but i had an antivirus!

    • @richardgibson8403
      @richardgibson8403 4 роки тому +22

      Alumina antivirus is not enough

  • @beansinmycrocs8408
    @beansinmycrocs8408 5 років тому +3166

    6:45
    it didn't lie
    It really is
    New Super Mario FOREVER

  • @a_goose_
    @a_goose_ Рік тому +1007

    15:37 Protegent didn’t even detect bonzify as a threat, it detected speed optimiser pro instead.

    • @Cyberpunkninja92
      @Cyberpunkninja92 Рік тому +84

      Task failed successfully

    • @crystal_remi
      @crystal_remi 8 місяців тому +5

      I thought it detect system32

    • @bloodsportsman1
      @bloodsportsman1 7 місяців тому +3

      @@crystal_remi That was the virus type it was registered as.

    • @cobaltong
      @cobaltong 7 місяців тому +15

      i read that as "protogen" what 😭😭😭😭

    • @DMXRUSER
      @DMXRUSER 7 місяців тому +1

      @@cobaltonglolwut

  • @andrebarbosa5374
    @andrebarbosa5374 4 роки тому +11870

    Fun Fact: super mario forever is a virus that makes impossible to quit the game, thats why its new super mario FOREVER

    • @modifish68
      @modifish68 4 роки тому +394

      Wait really?

    • @cardboardhawks6783
      @cardboardhawks6783 4 роки тому +1260

      It’s also loaded with other viruses.

    • @emmammamia1353
      @emmammamia1353 4 роки тому +862

      Super Mario
      F O R E V E R

    • @bio6066
      @bio6066 4 роки тому +536

      Yay I’m not the only one who thought that.
      Super Mario
      **F O R E V E R**

    • @carpetedkitche
      @carpetedkitche 4 роки тому +542

      Oh god oh fuck i have it installed on my computer

  • @jakeb.7997
    @jakeb.7997 5 років тому +4689

    15:38 Protegent was really trying it’s best. It actually detected one of the other virus softwares Joel had downloaded

    • @splattim3180
      @splattim3180 5 років тому +181

      top. 10. anime. battles.

    • @oneiricdesires
      @oneiricdesires 5 років тому +53

      4th Wall breaks

    • @Otakupatriot117
      @Otakupatriot117 5 років тому +169

      So it pretty much is the antivirus equivalent of a placebo effect.

    • @GTdba
      @GTdba 5 років тому +248

      It's pretty much like a dude that sees you sitting on the edge of a Skyscraper, and tells you " Watch out, You may fall!"
      It's not like he can do something about that but hey, at least he did something?

    • @zepsipepsi
      @zepsipepsi 5 років тому +9

      @@cuvsly XD

  • @Aztrosist
    @Aztrosist 6 років тому +24199

    "You've got 30 seconds left until I activate the final destruction." is one of the most terrifying sentences ever spoken

    • @mv3507
      @mv3507 6 років тому +56

      Hey astro

    • @alexbarbeau
      @alexbarbeau 6 років тому +35

      Why shmello there my good sire

    • @ourboi545
      @ourboi545 6 років тому +15

      Hey man do you know the LACPD's number? Apandah was here

    • @starman213alekander7
      @starman213alekander7 6 років тому +4

      Hi aztro

    • @oboll6064
      @oboll6064 6 років тому +39

      If you heard that and didn't see this video, you would think that it's from some sort of secret agent movie.

  • @ashketchum1338
    @ashketchum1338 3 роки тому +2534

    16:29 is the best part. Even tho he is panicking he still groans at the dumb joke.

  • @someperson46
    @someperson46 4 роки тому +4128

    Super why lived long enough to see himself become the villain

  • @MintyTheCorgi
    @MintyTheCorgi 4 роки тому +3857

    *Uses Bonzify.*
    "Security alert, I'm just gonna ignore that, thanks Protogent!"
    *Bonzi corrupts the computer.*
    *Proceeds to call Protogent a swine for trying to help.*

    • @movedchannel1304
      @movedchannel1304 4 роки тому +38

      Comedy, my child.
      Comedy.

    • @Shy_Abi
      @Shy_Abi 4 роки тому +144

      Protogent is not enough, you need antivirus

    • @picarn803
      @picarn803 4 роки тому +20

      Whats funny protogent accually works

    • @Soche_cafe
      @Soche_cafe 4 роки тому +1

      You swine!

    • @stepkneeboi
      @stepkneeboi 4 роки тому +6

      This says a lot about society

  • @maxywaxy34
    @maxywaxy34 4 роки тому +3579

    The funny thing is that Protegent wasn't actually trying to help. It reported a completely unrelated virus

    • @popycorn300
      @popycorn300 4 роки тому +411

      protogent is actually an antivirus it just sucks lol

    • @maehorn22
      @maehorn22 3 роки тому +87

      It was trying to delete the speed optimizer

    • @Datoneguy_9343
      @Datoneguy_9343 3 роки тому +2

      @Gorbo it’s a virus

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 2 роки тому

      @@maehorn22 POP FIZZ!!!

    • @maehorn22
      @maehorn22 2 роки тому +2

      @@lesigh3410A Skylanders fan HERE this is a very rare sighting

  • @wildman510
    @wildman510 3 роки тому +1025

    The protogen rap just sounds like the actor just showed up drunk and they rolled with it

    • @OKobern
      @OKobern Рік тому +35

      wait, protogen?

    • @Joosher56
      @Joosher56 Рік тому +22

      @@OKobern protegent

    • @magicsasafras3414
      @magicsasafras3414 Рік тому +16

      ​@OKobern if their phone autocorrected to that, then they were looking it up a lot.

    • @Kitty-ion
      @Kitty-ion Рік тому +7

      @@magicsasafras3414 Is There A Problem With Looking It Up A Lot?

    • @magicsasafras3414
      @magicsasafras3414 Рік тому +6

      @@Kitty-ion depends on who you ask

  • @faultyvideos2215
    @faultyvideos2215 5 років тому +5007

    I like how despite protogent actually doing his job, Joel still calls him a swine in this last act as he desperately looks for a way to kill Bonzi

    • @C4ST3R3T3RN4L
      @C4ST3R3T3RN4L 5 років тому +507

      Protegent was trying to delete Speed Optimizer

    • @の天タンポポ
      @の天タンポポ 5 років тому +33

      Mouse Mania *flashbacks intensify*

    • @bise_moon
      @bise_moon 4 роки тому +9

      He just can't seem to shoot him!

    • @gabrielacherchi9210
      @gabrielacherchi9210 4 роки тому +3

      protegent sucks

    • @ttracs
      @ttracs 4 роки тому +6

      Gabriela Cherchi it’s at least not malware

  • @FrickinRumbi
    @FrickinRumbi 4 роки тому +9243

    If you look closely, you’ll see that Protegent wasn’t actually trying to kill Bonsi. He was trying to kill the PC optimizer.

    • @daweirdwaulrus8614
      @daweirdwaulrus8614 4 роки тому +219

      Big oof

    • @1z-krel11
      @1z-krel11 4 роки тому +303

      Plot twist

    • @Octol1ng
      @Octol1ng 4 роки тому +685

      Bonzi? Nah, PC OPTIMIZER IS A BIGGER THREAT

    • @secondBAR
      @secondBAR 4 роки тому +369

      Proto was confused,he thought PC optimiser was attacking the computer

    • @omniscientbarebones
      @omniscientbarebones 4 роки тому +223

      ButtersAndRowlet well Bonzi was ran as Administrator so...
      It wasn't really wrong.

  • @Rad-Dude63andathird
    @Rad-Dude63andathird 4 роки тому +836

    6:46
    When they said Mario *Forever* they meant it.

  • @Altazor-fh9of
    @Altazor-fh9of 3 роки тому +231

    8:21 You can tell Joel is swedish because who else would be able to pronounce that shit in one try.

    • @bukwiarz1
      @bukwiarz1 26 днів тому +4

      Actually it wasn't in Swedish, it was in Norwegian. You can recognize it by the letter "Ø" that occurs only in Norwegian in Danish.

  • @awesomeshoe8312
    @awesomeshoe8312 5 років тому +7866

    Protogent: is a virus
    Bonzi: exists
    Protogent: *switch sides*

    • @reagantorrey69
      @reagantorrey69 4 роки тому +689

      *Maybe I don't want to be the villain anymore*

    • @MyPS4IsOnFirePleaseHelp
      @MyPS4IsOnFirePleaseHelp 4 роки тому +227

      Lol, protogent actually isn't a virus, it apparently actually does what it says. Though it does look like a huge scam.

    • @tackwardsfongjump1800
      @tackwardsfongjump1800 4 роки тому +448

      *Just because you are malware, doesn’t mean you are malware*

    • @memedude8303
      @memedude8303 4 роки тому +295

      *protogen is now on the counter-terrorist team*

    • @tonnytomas8342
      @tonnytomas8342 4 роки тому +15

      @@memedude8303 You Got It Wrong

  • @mariosonicfan2010
    @mariosonicfan2010 6 років тому +1297

    i think the best part about the protegent popup at 15:37 was that _it wasn't even for bonzify_

    • @georgek4416
      @georgek4416 5 років тому +18

      Yes but it was for another virus in the computer. For this optimizer. But protegent still sucks..

    • @ninetails8471
      @ninetails8471 5 років тому +46

      *A visual representation of this*
      Protogent: *points at tiny ant* Oh my god! It's gonna kill us!
      Joel: IGNORE THAT, LOOK AT THIS! *Points at godzilla sized bonzify*
      Protogent: At what?
      Joel: 16:11

    • @TrxieVTuber
      @TrxieVTuber 5 років тому +7

      To be fair most of those shitty optimizer programs don't do a good job of hiding their malicious code. So even a weak AV like Protegent will easily spot it.

    • @codeisstupid2723
      @codeisstupid2723 5 років тому +3

      Exactly, he had every reason to say
      Y O U
      S W I N E ! ! ! !

    • @popycorn300
      @popycorn300 4 роки тому +1

      Only playing solitaire would have saved him

  • @JohnnyBird-by3cu
    @JohnnyBird-by3cu 4 роки тому +5923

    "It cost $33 to get a grandma"
    Ferb i know what we're going to do today

    • @THEDoctorScientist101
      @THEDoctorScientist101 3 роки тому +222

      Ferb: Phineas that's illegal...
      Phineas: I SAID I KNOW WHAT WERE GOING TO DO TODAY

    • @RubbaFrog
      @RubbaFrog 3 роки тому +25

      Scientist clone gaming uh no

    • @evilriceplate2590
      @evilriceplate2590 3 роки тому +40

      HEY! WHERE DID PERRY GO?

    • @yumike.c0519
      @yumike.c0519 3 роки тому +9

      Hehe

    • @laalaa9443
      @laalaa9443 3 роки тому +9

      @@THEDoctorScientist101scientist clone gaming

  • @adazzledim_
    @adazzledim_ Рік тому +75

    12:54 I've been rewatching this regularly for like four years now and only today did I find out that 'spondoolie' is like a real slang term that people actually use for money. I always thought it was just a bunch of random noises joel made up. This video is the gift that keeps on giving I swear

  • @ProjectSNT
    @ProjectSNT 6 років тому +6361

    Oh my god the editing during the Seinfeld gun bit made that part of the stream ten times better than when I saw it live!

    • @abstractidiocy
      @abstractidiocy 6 років тому +84

      Courtney (ProjectSNT) Didn't expect to see you here!

    • @SlemyJemy
      @SlemyJemy 6 років тому +10

      Weaponised Nep same

    • @Evarace
      @Evarace 6 років тому +44

      Oh hey! I didn't know you watch Joel's videos!

    • @tylersyaboi
      @tylersyaboi 6 років тому +9

      Holy shit you're right.

    • @alessandrorizzi2871
      @alessandrorizzi2871 6 років тому +26

      This is a ✨Special✨ comment

  • @losermanthing
    @losermanthing 5 років тому +1651

    2:57 when Vista's so bad your viruses can't work without crashing.

  • @untilitookanarrow
    @untilitookanarrow 4 роки тому +7448

    Joel frantically messaging kate for help will never fail to crack me up

    • @TinikTV2575
      @TinikTV2575 3 роки тому +20

      @DoomBoi теперь русская?

    • @EvilAwoken
      @EvilAwoken 3 роки тому +44

      16:19 in case you wanted to know

    • @blackr3v193
      @blackr3v193 3 роки тому +32

      *Kate:* Hi! How can I help you? I can give you free coupons, ecc..."

    • @jej1.
      @jej1. 3 роки тому +2

      here before 1k likes

    • @NASCARRebirth
      @NASCARRebirth 3 роки тому +21

      KATE.. KATE.. VI.. RUS... NOW

  • @ericn.5263
    @ericn.5263 2 роки тому +124

    11:41 Man just turned into a tea kettle

  • @cthulhuwua5354
    @cthulhuwua5354 4 роки тому +1210

    "I FORGOT I HAD SET IT TO GUN!"

    • @TheOfficalMrMemeMan
      @TheOfficalMrMemeMan 4 роки тому +47

      KRAMER NO

    • @hauran0
      @hauran0 4 роки тому +21

      Mr Memrman *KRAMER NOOOOOHO*

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 роки тому +1

      @@TheOfficalMrMemeMan one boi this downloading sci-fi and using mods body sensitive insult

    • @Rogi6XD
      @Rogi6XD 4 роки тому +1

      guys help i don't get it

    • @T32Squad
      @T32Squad 4 роки тому +6

      Kramer goes to war

  • @Matt-oo8qn
    @Matt-oo8qn 5 років тому +2681

    "Lets try solitaire let's try that"
    *vista* : I'm gonna stop you right there

    • @mr.personalspace7831
      @mr.personalspace7831 5 років тому +43

      You: REDDIT MOMENT
      Me: REDDIT MOMENT
      Vista: REDDIT MOMENT
      Keanu Reeves Big Chungus Fortnite bad Minecraft good: REDDIT MOMENT
      REDDIT MOMENT

    • @KadenLovesGames
      @KadenLovesGames 5 років тому +12

      Mr. Personal Space Can you not?

    • @mr.personalspace7831
      @mr.personalspace7831 5 років тому +32

      KadenLovesGames thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

    • @nimmy56
      @nimmy56 5 років тому +2

      Mat

    • @yoak
      @yoak 5 років тому +9

      Vista when solitare opens: *Change da world, my final message. Goodby e*

  • @FracturedStar
    @FracturedStar 3 роки тому +1978

    14:41 "I forgot I had set it to gun" ah yes, legendary quotes

  • @jkfootybros9425
    @jkfootybros9425 Рік тому +121

    7:21 "Your pc's condition is *SERIOUS* " got me💀

    • @PrideEepy64
      @PrideEepy64 4 місяці тому +1

      I saw this comment once I heard it

  • @kbwouldlovethis8790
    @kbwouldlovethis8790 4 роки тому +894

    2:57 Windows Vista was the perfect version of Windows to defend against viruses. Mainly because the viruses don’t fare too well on Vista either.

    • @mix3k818
      @mix3k818 4 роки тому +34

      At least pre-SP2.
      Vista SP2 is where most compatibility issues were fixed.

    • @superstar64
      @superstar64 4 роки тому +20

      Neither does much else these days.

  • @dinodragon1219
    @dinodragon1219 5 років тому +854

    14:42 *K R A M E R N O*

    • @SpicyTunaRoll97
      @SpicyTunaRoll97 5 років тому +29

      C O S T A N Z A N O !

    • @odd_inhd9250
      @odd_inhd9250 5 років тому +9

      *C H A I N G U N N O I S E S*

    • @SoupSackHandle
      @SoupSackHandle 5 років тому +1

      Kramer overdoses on dog piss

    • @democrack113
      @democrack113 5 років тому +3

      Sound of seinfeld kramer & coztanza vietnam flashback

    • @uziturn220
      @uziturn220 5 років тому +1

      J E R R Y N O

  • @newmoisturizer5054
    @newmoisturizer5054 6 років тому +5121

    Super Why switched from teaching kids to infecting computers.

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP Рік тому +59

    4:52 an Ed Edd n’ Eddy sound effect right before the part where Joel trolls a scam bot.
    Beautiful.

  • @thedarkarts881
    @thedarkarts881 4 роки тому +1966

    1:21 me at the dentist when they use the vacuum to suck the saliva out my mouth

    • @ECWPlays
      @ECWPlays 3 роки тому +14

      69th Like. Nice

    • @Jx_-
      @Jx_- 3 роки тому +136

      It's strange that this cursed sentence is a normal thing nearly every person can understand

    • @VGTPlus
      @VGTPlus 3 роки тому +10

      I love that joke bro!

    • @treasurechestgame
      @treasurechestgame 3 роки тому +8

      ITS STUCK IN MY HEAD

    • @havocadvent2
      @havocadvent2 3 роки тому +2

      oh shoot

  • @archivushka
    @archivushka 4 роки тому +586

    9:39 and meme *"Yes"* has born

  • @julianspatter1905
    @julianspatter1905 6 років тому +666

    11:41 Joel turns into a steaming kettle.

  • @glitchyboi50
    @glitchyboi50 2 роки тому +20

    I love going back to these every few years. This one is definitely my personal favorite.

  • @isobelmiller7464
    @isobelmiller7464 5 років тому +780

    11:13 You know something? I'm young enough that I grew up with that kids' show, and the first time I saw a picture of Proto, I thought he was Super Why's evil twin from another dimension.

    • @Bubster1117
      @Bubster1117 4 роки тому +51

      he is

    • @isobelmiller7464
      @isobelmiller7464 4 роки тому +62

      @@Bubster1117 Well, it's more like I thought he was from an actual Super Why episode. I was surprised to find out he wasn't.

    • @Keznen
      @Keznen 4 роки тому +2

      Same.

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 4 роки тому +2

      El O El™

    • @jacobbeauchamp7465
      @jacobbeauchamp7465 4 роки тому +4

      I grew up with that show too.

  • @john_stromboli
    @john_stromboli 4 роки тому +3199

    This guy needs the World Record for "Fastest Blue Screen from a Newly Started Computer."

    • @jmanboi044
      @jmanboi044 4 роки тому +108

      We need to make a speedrun on how fast you can blue screen your computer

    • @dummazzmusic
      @dummazzmusic 4 роки тому +90

      Guys just open something on vista it's not that hard

    • @nxx99
      @nxx99 4 роки тому +22

      D E E T A

    • @TheNathannator
      @TheNathannator 4 роки тому +54

      @@jmanboi044 Windows Speedrun Bluescreen%

    • @jmanboi044
      @jmanboi044 4 роки тому +5

      @@TheNathannator *y e s*

  • @geeworm
    @geeworm 5 років тому +2356

    2:25 average gmod workshop experience

    • @proxy7011
      @proxy7011 5 років тому +119

      I installed every weapon pack in gmod Cuz I got bored, true. lol my comment just got auto corrected.

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 років тому +92

      Yes, and when connecting to servers where I don’t have the mods already installed, that river of lua files flowing across the screen

    • @Kobydalegend
      @Kobydalegend 5 років тому +62

      I D E S T O Y E D the install button on those fnaf mods

    • @Canzaijohn_SYG
      @Canzaijohn_SYG 5 років тому +15

      This is the most TRUE comment I have ever seen in my life.

    • @FelipeJaquez
      @FelipeJaquez 5 років тому +16

      400 add-ons needs to be installed...

  • @quesadibro1245
    @quesadibro1245 2 роки тому +85

    6:45 That's why its called Super Mario *Forever* Joel.

  • @Laurennntiu
    @Laurennntiu 6 років тому +1263

    *GOD HAS JOINED THE GAME.*

  • @17hitcombooo
    @17hitcombooo 6 років тому +12803

    *_ᵍʳᵃᵖʰᶦᶜ ᵈᵉˢᶦᵍⁿ ᶦˢ ᵐʸ ᵖᵃˢˢᶦᵒⁿ_*

    • @mmgmagic
      @mmgmagic 6 років тому +62

      c *o* O *L*

    • @morganmorris4285
      @morganmorris4285 6 років тому +32

      DBZFan04 *very nice*

    • @aceseefour
      @aceseefour 6 років тому +6

      DBZFan04 GET THIS MAN LIKES TO 666

    • @brekz3074
      @brekz3074 6 років тому +2

      *O K*

    • @maximal9857
      @maximal9857 6 років тому +6

      ISABELLE GOWEN hOw YOu dO THat efFECt

  • @PiousPuddle
    @PiousPuddle 6 років тому +414

    11:42 the tea is ready

  • @Nuclear_Nachoz
    @Nuclear_Nachoz Рік тому +58

    Its several years later and I realized Joel released two memes being Grand Dad and Proto
    and there both just bootleg recolors of established characters.
    Who will be next.

  • @inspectorcake9637
    @inspectorcake9637 6 років тому +900

    "It costs $33 dollars to get a grandma"
    -Joel, 2018

    • @GxoLol
      @GxoLol 6 років тому +2

      😂

    • @Ambipie
      @Ambipie 6 років тому +16

      Imma take a bite out of that!

    • @undefined6512
      @undefined6512 5 років тому +4

      Actually, it costs 100 cookies.

    • @Bob-rt3dk
      @Bob-rt3dk 5 років тому

      Really I had to buy her 2 packs of cigarettes and she stayed for 1 day

    • @willf.4590
      @willf.4590 5 років тому

      Wow, only 33 dollars dollars? That's nothin'!

  • @fluffy_jamo7216
    @fluffy_jamo7216 6 років тому +1833

    «the donate link just goes to porn»
    Joel - 2018

    • @inspirationalman1752
      @inspirationalman1752 6 років тому +47

      At least someone cared about privacy.
      "Mom thats not porn I just want donate to one man"

    • @schuylordgaming4544
      @schuylordgaming4544 6 років тому +17

      Sounds like a great donation link

    • @Aaokke0
      @Aaokke0 6 років тому +3

      Eiriksukkefarstad356 hello brudda lets oof

    • @kamikaze2812
      @kamikaze2812 6 років тому +6

      2017*

    • @BX56_YT
      @BX56_YT 6 років тому +1

      @Yoshi_is_jojo The video was made in 2018.

  • @scoutdy6547
    @scoutdy6547 6 років тому +434

    "The donate leads to porn" sounds like prostitution with extra steps.

    • @keebo_
      @keebo_ 6 років тому +10

      how egirls be like

    • @basicbacon5951
      @basicbacon5951 6 років тому +1

      you have to pay people who are in prostitution so I don't get the joke

    • @luperteverett1271
      @luperteverett1271 6 років тому +2

      Rick and Morty reference?

    • @231colt
      @231colt 6 років тому +1

      Rick and Morty Reference????

    • @antipsychotic451
      @antipsychotic451 6 років тому +2

      IM PIGGLE RIGG :DDDDDD GREAT REFERENCE B RO

  • @ApexHoosier
    @ApexHoosier 10 місяців тому +76

    Protegent then deleted all of these videos and changed the character design a year later…I’m not saying it was Joel…but it was probably Joel

    • @Larkatiel
      @Larkatiel 12 днів тому +2

      I checked the official channel, it's not even that big of a change, he STILL looks like bootleg Super Why. Also worth mentioning is that every single ad they upload looks more and more like a shitpost, bordering on self-awareness, but not quite

  • @Zeurel
    @Zeurel 6 років тому +3478

    The thing that people forget is that Vista COULD run Crysis.

    • @Alfe5
      @Alfe5 6 років тому +79

      But could it run it well? 🤔🤔🤔

    • @hekirb3382
      @hekirb3382 6 років тому +261

      Alfe5 it probably runs like a 3 legged dog 3 days after its birth

    • @lugi7372
      @lugi7372 6 років тому +148

      You could YOU COULD but why you would do that

    • @extrnalsorce4974
      @extrnalsorce4974 6 років тому +4

      Zeurel I never thought you would be here, Zeurel.

    • @defaltpearce3187
      @defaltpearce3187 6 років тому +24

      It's like saying, you know windows 8 can run the witcher 3...but why would you do that to that poor game.

  • @tails230
    @tails230 6 років тому +212

    How to Windows Vista Destruction
    1. Load up Vista
    2. Open Solitare
    3. Call it a day.

    • @nikolaibelinski3433
      @nikolaibelinski3433 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @RaymanSingsSexbomb
      @RaymanSingsSexbomb 2 роки тому

      funny thing is, when i was doing a windows vista destruction stream of my own on discord, it literally broke and i barely did ANYTHING to break the vm

  • @adamfuents
    @adamfuents 4 роки тому +1862

    Wrong: "I recover... deleted files"
    Correct: "I delete.... files"

    • @LoathingEditor
      @LoathingEditor 4 роки тому +32

      You can streamline that a tad.
      "I delete... files"

    • @adamfuents
      @adamfuents 4 роки тому +3

      @@LoathingEditor oh, right. ill go ahad and edit

    • @user-dx5wm1uz9d
      @user-dx5wm1uz9d 4 роки тому +13

      I delete... recovered... files

    • @yumike.c0519
      @yumike.c0519 4 роки тому +1

      YeH bOi

    • @RolRetro
      @RolRetro 4 роки тому +5

      I delete................... FILES!!!!!!!!!!!
      To make sure you always........ SMILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @The-E-Base
    @The-E-Base 10 місяців тому +12

    1:13
    SOLITAIRE used SYSTEM CRASH!
    It was super effective!
    WINDOWS VISTA fainted!

  • @Mesanyx
    @Mesanyx 6 років тому +2418

    This was basically the first thing I’ve watched from Vinesauce. Not disappointed at all.

    • @Shelltoast
      @Shelltoast 6 років тому +126

      Definitely check out the previous destructions if you haven't already, they're really swood.

    • @Caz122
      @Caz122 6 років тому +18

      Manu14 welcome, brother.

    • @beatpapes
      @beatpapes 6 років тому +35

      Also check out other Vinesauce streamers on twitch or at vinesauce.com .

    • @дайтеденег
      @дайтеденег 6 років тому

      Azzsqs@@@(($$?$++++ yes yes

    • @Lishadra
      @Lishadra 6 років тому +11

      One of us, one of us.
      Also definitely watch Vinny watch the Rat Movie.

  • @Scrappy__KFC
    @Scrappy__KFC 4 роки тому +508

    1:18 vistas so bad that even the blue screens dont load up that fast

    • @e_system33
      @e_system33 3 роки тому +18

      It is because of virtual box. XD

    • @DJStuiter
      @DJStuiter 2 роки тому +5

      @@e_system33 vmware*

    • @modables
      @modables 2 роки тому +3

      @@DJStuiter VirtualBox*

    • @JordanRichardson9
      @JordanRichardson9 Рік тому +5

      @404TVfr Yeah, not sure why I wrote that. I am a nerd though, can't really deny that lol

    • @Al___
      @Al___ 3 місяці тому

      @404TVfrok

  • @hearthhusky4999
    @hearthhusky4999 5 років тому +952

    11:42 Oh, my tea is ready

  • @vibrichan2008
    @vibrichan2008 3 роки тому +40

    Without Joel, the internet will never be a better place.

  • @ieatfood728
    @ieatfood728 6 років тому +849

    Windows Vista can't play solitare but can run viruses
    *Completely normal*

    • @ValentineDreams
      @ValentineDreams 6 років тому +2

      so true xD

    • @Deadbass_
      @Deadbass_ 6 років тому +4

      the accuracy

    • @sillyfoxgirlnya
      @sillyfoxgirlnya 6 років тому +6

      stole a copyrighted logo.
      definitely a little kid

    • @adrian5409
      @adrian5409 6 років тому +2

      Vista is HQ

    • @dragonballiscool1653
      @dragonballiscool1653 6 років тому +5

      Windows vista cant play viruses but can play TOTALLY LEGIT WAY TO GET FREE VBUCKS TOTALLY NOT SCAM.

  • @ScatterVolt
    @ScatterVolt 6 років тому +1395

    This is the long awaited sequel I've been waiting years for

    • @TheSpoignantest
      @TheSpoignantest 6 років тому +2

      ScatterVolt i has been such long tin

    • @Toastyisburning
      @Toastyisburning 6 років тому +1

      With me there no viruses, that enter your computer

    • @180treehouse4
      @180treehouse4 6 років тому +1

      ScatterVolt Yeah

    • @Hyperlink1337
      @Hyperlink1337 6 років тому +3

      it's been out for years dude. insane it took him this long to put an edited video up

    • @mulppi8797
      @mulppi8797 6 років тому

      ScatterVolt didnt expect you to be here

  • @JustSirf-Sirfluffyton
    @JustSirf-Sirfluffyton 3 роки тому +484

    8:20 *I have never heard( and never will again) a man say "Guttas Forstevalg, my favorite!" With such energy.*

  • @milesfoster8190
    @milesfoster8190 2 роки тому +61

    Fun fact: my mom used vista, and when I showed her the solitaire clip it gave her memories of using vista!. Apparently she knows what happens when you play solitaire on vista, lol

  • @luminism
    @luminism 6 років тому +641

    This stream is from almost exactly 1 year ago (July 2017), wtf Joel

    • @unflexian
      @unflexian 6 років тому +140

      Weeks after the stream there was already a fan made version made by spyro (better than this tbh), so he had no incentive to pump one in time.

    • @RogueRaichu
      @RogueRaichu 6 років тому +32

      sagiksp Nah I think Joel's is better, but yeah pretty much for that reason.

    • @zelbekon
      @zelbekon 6 років тому +25

      yeah he has become really inactive here lately which sucks, I don't really have time to hang out on the streams and the fanmade versions are a hit and miss

    • @3dipto
      @3dipto 6 років тому

      Jobel*

  • @1thevm1
    @1thevm1 6 років тому +517

    The editing is the best here so far, you've improved a lot.

    • @EnergyTK
      @EnergyTK 6 років тому +14

      superwiibros prolly did the best parts

    • @ploxycone9397
      @ploxycone9397 6 років тому +1

      You will be amazed when he uses ubuntu

  • @AquaticFuzExtras
    @AquaticFuzExtras 6 років тому +410

    Well chat, this is the moment you've been waiting a year for. Was it worth it? Yeah.

    • @Tehbestestevasss
      @Tehbestestevasss 6 років тому +9

      Worth every god damn second

    • @nirritis1516
      @nirritis1516 6 років тому +1

      The only kind of videos from him im looking for to.

  • @solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad
    @solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad Рік тому +20

    I love that Protogent actually tried helping against Bonzi Buddy

    • @MKTB22
      @MKTB22 Рік тому +16

      It was trying to help against the pc optimizer

  • @TheGamerMonkeyz
    @TheGamerMonkeyz 6 років тому +1420

    *UNCLE JOEL HAS RETURNED*

  • @CheeseDudInTheOven
    @CheeseDudInTheOven 6 років тому +459

    Best seinfeld episode was when Kramer fought in the afghanistan war

  • @crystalevereagan9781
    @crystalevereagan9781 5 років тому +820

    8:19 The Man Himself,
    𝐆𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐀𝐒 𝐅Ø𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐆!
    MY FAVORITE!

    • @ayyyple
      @ayyyple 5 років тому +1

      Whats the Song in the beginninh?

    • @22snazario
      @22snazario 5 років тому +3

      Herr Tomaten Schädel stop spamming this

    • @sonoda944
      @sonoda944 5 років тому +1

      Vat dos dat meen?

    • @crystalevereagan9781
      @crystalevereagan9781 5 років тому +1

      Thank You For The 696 Likes!

    • @robertslayer2352
      @robertslayer2352 5 років тому +2

      Apparently the best part is it was Norwegian for "Guys First Choice!"
      (I don't know about you Norway viewers but that's what Google Translate gave me.)

  • @CeramicPlate
    @CeramicPlate 6 місяців тому +8

    8:43 It's sad to say that this website was changed all because of troll's remorse

  • @NintenGunner
    @NintenGunner 4 роки тому +301

    2:23: Me playing GMod for the first time

  • @orderlychaos314
    @orderlychaos314 6 років тому +601

    11:42 Your tea is ready

  • @drippyspaff7616
    @drippyspaff7616 3 роки тому +800

    Say what you want about Protegent, but it was the only antivirus software of the many that Joel downloaded that knew that something was wrong when Bonzi started destroying the computer.

    • @PartnershipsForYou
      @PartnershipsForYou 3 роки тому +71

      Top 10 Anime villains that were actually good

    • @sliver_inheart
      @sliver_inheart 3 роки тому +87

      Yeah, the PC Optimizer

    • @sybils-butler-bentley
      @sybils-butler-bentley 2 роки тому +60

      ​@@sliver_inheart He's a little confused, but he got the spirit!

    • @scarymeunster9095
      @scarymeunster9095 2 роки тому +84

      @@sliver_inheart The thing is, Bonzify was set to Administrator. I’m fairly sure that means it couldn’t really do anything to it by that point. However, Bonzify _did_ edit existing files, _like PCOptimizerPro._

    • @Uniformtree000
      @Uniformtree000 Рік тому +48

      Yeah, funny thing, protogent is legitimate, but it's just really incompetent. Like, medieval peasant trying to kill a tank incompetent.

  • @matthewgarner7215
    @matthewgarner7215 2 роки тому +7

    This has to be the most epic-est windows destruction ever. Especially with the Bonzi Buddy and Protegent cameos.

  • @Bururaian
    @Bururaian 4 роки тому +344

    I always loved the Pokemon "low HP" music during the final destruction. Nice touch in the editing. This video is an absolute classic.

  • @Modsu
    @Modsu 6 років тому +502

    dunno what u expected joel, its called super mario FOREVER
    THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

    • @clarkw7261
      @clarkw7261 6 років тому

      I want to get off Mr. Mario's wild ride!

    • @Modsu
      @Modsu 6 років тому +8

      CJ Wolffe I wanna go home.......
      .....
      ...but the music is nICE HE R E

    • @LinkTahuterasuSpirit
      @LinkTahuterasuSpirit 6 років тому

      that's a good point

    • @yaya-vz8uu
      @yaya-vz8uu 6 років тому

      *NEVER ESCAPE*

    • @stoz181
      @stoz181 6 років тому

      Super mario is forever

  • @mistermustachiogmc1256
    @mistermustachiogmc1256 6 років тому +525

    14:34 No matter how many times I see this clip, I am stuck on the ground laughing.

  • @BrianTheNumberblockBoy
    @BrianTheNumberblockBoy Рік тому +2

    10:47 the way joel says files-
    *_FIÆLEISS_*

  • @vistassbu1749
    @vistassbu1749 6 років тому +731

    As Windows Vista, this is both the best and scariest video ever.

    • @jackielynnthomas3360
      @jackielynnthomas3360 6 років тому +47

      Why can't you play solitare?

    • @mii-its-a-nerd
      @mii-its-a-nerd 6 років тому +21

      Windows Vista
      *CAN'T EVEN PLAY SOLITARE*

    • @Bob-rt3dk
      @Bob-rt3dk 6 років тому +10

      Dude please I need to play card game

    • @Kemuja
      @Kemuja 6 років тому +15

      Do you even solitare? (I gonna regret posting this any minute)

    • @bolitetown7891
      @bolitetown7891 6 років тому +4

      @@Kemuja Person, you honestly will

  • @robo-dale3746
    @robo-dale3746 5 років тому +413

    12:23 "MmmMMmmM iLL tAkE A biTE oUt oF tHat"
    ~Grandma Joel 2018

  • @nate3557
    @nate3557 6 років тому +407

    11:41 the tea is ready!

  • @illioctopede
    @illioctopede Рік тому +14

    13:30 I still quote this on a daily basis

  • @phoebeshirasawa4959
    @phoebeshirasawa4959 6 років тому +536

    11:40 are you boiling water?

    • @brunojarzynski8920
      @brunojarzynski8920 6 років тому +4

      XD

    • @Nightwolf2595
      @Nightwolf2595 6 років тому

      @@tifawockhardt Why do you say that, everyday asshole on the internet. The guy isn't a mirror.

    • @이리야
      @이리야 6 років тому

      @@tifawockhardt whats the purpose of saying that to a random man that said "xd"?

    • @SuperPatriotFan
      @SuperPatriotFan 6 років тому

      Naw, Joel.exe has stopped responding, what would you like to do with the program?
      Close Program
      Wait

    • @GetCubed
      @GetCubed 6 років тому +1

      CosmicPinkk XD

  • @0DRONZER
    @0DRONZER 4 роки тому +477

    8:10 every single pixel on this site is a different link

    • @taureon_
      @taureon_ 3 роки тому +27

      the html of that page is funny
      every div in that layer has the x and y position along with width and height defined
      and there are so many of these absolute positioned divs

    • @kitma9
      @kitma9 3 роки тому +9

      links to every website on the internet

    • @jbeans500
      @jbeans500 3 роки тому +6

      guttas førstelvalg! 🤪

    • @forgive_me_for_my_past
      @forgive_me_for_my_past 3 роки тому +3

      haha teto go wrrrrr

    • @Kersterac
      @Kersterac 3 роки тому +1

      thing is
      The website looks awfully simular to the website dad was on when i was little

  • @Dooge
    @Dooge 6 років тому +429

    Windows vista is its own anti-virus because it can't run any of the viruses

    • @ianhampton3568
      @ianhampton3568 6 років тому +11

      Like a chromebook lmao

    • @Blattella
      @Blattella 6 років тому

      Dooge ​im spongedog one of the lead devs of the new black mesa decay witch is a remake of half life decay we plan on renaming it soon to something like rusting materials we have not decided yet big half life lore person i light things to be at the highest quality and i play almost any mod for half life

    • @Dooge
      @Dooge 6 років тому +1

      DrDolphinrider why have you said these horrible words

    • @Blattella
      @Blattella 6 років тому

      Dooge you know i had to do it to em

  • @TheFalseEsquire
    @TheFalseEsquire 2 місяці тому +4

    I have fond memories of Vista. But when I try to recall more information my memory blue screens as the early years weren’t my best

  • @canethevelociraptor501
    @canethevelociraptor501 4 роки тому +433

    11:41 Oop, looks like my tea's ready.

  • @pohatunuva3771
    @pohatunuva3771 6 років тому +162

    "let's play solitaire" *computer dies*

  • @LunaPhobos
    @LunaPhobos 5 років тому +2685

    Protogent: warns joel about the virus
    Joel: *ignores*
    *Computer dies*
    Joel: Protogent, you swine!!!
    Protogent: Am I a joke to you?

    • @johnrosim
      @johnrosim 5 років тому +28

      If only you told an actual joke and not a stale meme..

    • @sofiaalmanza8209
      @sofiaalmanza8209 5 років тому +25

      If only you told an actual joke and not a stale meme..

    • @santinodelgado281
      @santinodelgado281 5 років тому +24

      time to break the chain

    • @johnrosim
      @johnrosim 5 років тому +15

      time to break the chain

    • @lunarose4585
      @lunarose4585 5 років тому +11

      time to break the chain

  • @JacksonTheSkylanderDude67
    @JacksonTheSkylanderDude67 Рік тому +51

    7:46 Thus, a Meme was Born

  • @JHMGamerYT
    @JHMGamerYT 6 років тому +272

    "Goodbye, Expand Dong." -Bonzi Buddy 2017

  • @vladyslavponomarchuk2692
    @vladyslavponomarchuk2692 4 роки тому +305

    16:45 Joel is the incarnation of a half life scientist.

    • @uz_ku
      @uz_ku 3 роки тому +2

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAAAAAAA

  • @philiphanhurst2655
    @philiphanhurst2655 5 років тому +742

    Fun fact: someone actually tested Protogent. Apparently it’s legit, but it’s just a shit antivirus. He tested out like 10 infamous viruses but it only detected 1 or 2.

  • @Demon1a696
    @Demon1a696 3 місяці тому +3

    holy fucking shit he was actually 2 steps ahead for real... this is fr one of the most amazing plot twists of my entire life

  • @FOLLYSREALWIFE
    @FOLLYSREALWIFE 5 років тому +472

    "You know when your scam software has a smiley in it it's *good* . "

  • @DingoOverlord
    @DingoOverlord 3 роки тому +679

    16:45 Joel screaming made this even better.

  • @keglodude
    @keglodude 5 років тому +543

    “It costs $33 to get a grandma.”

    • @anothername7033
      @anothername7033 5 років тому +5

      Yo wassup n e s s

    • @--46200
      @--46200 4 роки тому +19

      I thought it cost 100 cookies

    • @thelordscrusaders387
      @thelordscrusaders387 4 роки тому +5

      @N!qht Owl purchase the grandmother

    • @ItsLelingTime
      @ItsLelingTime 4 роки тому +4

      “ I gotta say they, they did an excellent job. They paid $33 for him.”

    • @ItsLelingTime
      @ItsLelingTime 4 роки тому +6

      “And,uh... (gasp) THEY SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH THIS GUY!”

  • @Bobo-wp2bw
    @Bobo-wp2bw Рік тому +19

    PC Optimizer and Bonzi: *exist*
    Protegent: “You don’t seem to understand. This PC isn’t _yours_ to conquer.”

    • @OfficialKarkatVantas
      @OfficialKarkatVantas Рік тому +2

      Ah, Protogent.
      *convert to the good side?*
      Protogent: *yes*

    • @leftlaneopen
      @leftlaneopen 6 місяців тому

      KAKRAT​@@OfficialKarkatVantas

  • @AmyelidaK
    @AmyelidaK 6 років тому +245

    14:36 And this is where my sides teleported into the shadow realm

  • @MacBack123
    @MacBack123 5 років тому +569

    1:00 = After About Vista
    1:59 = Start Viruses Search
    14:56 = Bonzify

    • @madiserket2
      @madiserket2 5 років тому +7

      t h a n k

    • @Thecactuar
      @Thecactuar 5 років тому +3

      Thank you m8

    • @Kylel0519
      @Kylel0519 5 років тому +11

      14:30 K R A I M E R NO!!!

    • @cuvsly
      @cuvsly 5 років тому +2

      @@Kylel0519 kastanza no!!!

    • @WatcherKoops4677
      @WatcherKoops4677 5 років тому +2

      @@cuvsly *hyper gunshot sounds*

  • @cublics3810
    @cublics3810 4 роки тому +433

    “Hey Joel, why do you want to get so many virus-“
    9:43

  • @theuikrillin
    @theuikrillin 29 днів тому +1

    i LOVED watching your destruction videos, peak