[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows Vista Destruction

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  • The awkward OS inbetween XP and 7 that everybody hated gets the stanky toolbar midi speedup treatment. What horrors dwell inside Vista and on the internet?
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 13 тис.

  • @andrebarbosa5374
    @andrebarbosa5374 4 роки тому +10010

    Fun Fact: super mario forever is a virus that makes impossible to quit the game, thats why its new super mario FOREVER

    • @modifish68
      @modifish68 4 роки тому +337

      Wait really?

    • @cardboardhawks6783
      @cardboardhawks6783 4 роки тому +1033

      It’s also loaded with other viruses.

    • @emmammamia1353
      @emmammamia1353 3 роки тому +768

      Super Mario
      F O R E V E R

    • @bio6066
      @bio6066 3 роки тому +464

      Yay I’m not the only one who thought that.
      Super Mario
      **F O R E V E R**

    • @carpetedkitche
      @carpetedkitche 3 роки тому +464

      Oh god oh fuck i have it installed on my computer

  • @awesomeshoe8312
    @awesomeshoe8312 4 роки тому +7435

    Protogent: is a virus
    Bonzi: exists
    Protogent: *switch sides*

    • @reagantorrey69
      @reagantorrey69 4 роки тому +658

      *Maybe I don't want to be the villain anymore*

    • @LopThighsLol
      @LopThighsLol 4 роки тому +227

      Lol, protogent actually isn't a virus, it apparently actually does what it says. Though it does look like a huge scam.

    • @tackwardsfongjump1800
      @tackwardsfongjump1800 4 роки тому +421

      *Just because you are malware, doesn’t mean you are malware*

    • @memedude8303
      @memedude8303 4 роки тому +268

      *protogen is now on the counter-terrorist team*

    • @tonnytomas8342
      @tonnytomas8342 4 роки тому +15

      @@memedude8303 You Got It Wrong

  • @pengil3
    @pengil3 Рік тому +2043

    Protegent telling you that there is a virus in your computer but it not being the bonzify virus is like a doctor telling you that you have a cold right before you die of cancer

    • @100purenacl3
      @100purenacl3 7 місяців тому +110

      The funny part is that it detected the optimiser instead on Bonzify...

    • @user-dp4wo5ie43s
      @user-dp4wo5ie43s 2 місяці тому

      @@100purenacl3 hjj

    • @user-dp4wo5ie43s
      @user-dp4wo5ie43s 2 місяці тому

      Ghhuuiiio

    • @lacriaturadekentucky
      @lacriaturadekentucky 2 місяці тому +4

      This -might be- is my favorite comment on a Windows Destruction video.

    • @crystal_remi
      @crystal_remi Місяць тому +2

      I thought it found system32 because it said on the screen

  • @ashketchum1338
    @ashketchum1338 2 роки тому +2050

    16:29 is the best part. Even tho he is panicking he still groans at the dumb joke.

    • @calebdonaldson8770
      @calebdonaldson8770 Рік тому +29

      Priorities.

    • @ona9
      @ona9 10 місяців тому +17

      Virus now

    • @atshonr4273
      @atshonr4273 10 місяців тому +25

      It’s so unironic though, it’s literally Bonzi telling Joel “It’s been nice knowing you” LOL

    • @ThatDumbYoutubeUser
      @ThatDumbYoutubeUser 8 місяців тому +21

      “It’s been- *eugh.* “

    • @dickslinger29
      @dickslinger29 6 місяців тому

      16*29

  • @emmammamia1353
    @emmammamia1353 4 роки тому +2159

    Joel: plays solitaire
    Vista: *dies*
    Joel: downloads tons of viruses
    Vista: *proceeds like nothing has happened*

    • @iamsk8
      @iamsk8 4 роки тому +40

      Seems legit

    • @Firestar4041
      @Firestar4041 4 роки тому +48

      The wonders of technolo-
      *Crashed due to not being able to type a comment

    • @liquidalumina7141
      @liquidalumina7141 4 роки тому +25

      @@Firestar4041 oops my system crashed

    • @6d696
      @6d696 3 роки тому +23

      I lost my data, but i had an antivirus!

    • @richardgibson8403
      @richardgibson8403 3 роки тому +18

      Alumina antivirus is not enough

  • @Aztrosist
    @Aztrosist 5 років тому +23711

    "You've got 30 seconds left until I activate the final destruction." is one of the most terrifying sentences ever spoken

    • @mv3507
      @mv3507 5 років тому +48

      Hey astro

    • @alexbarbeau
      @alexbarbeau 5 років тому +30

      Why shmello there my good sire

    • @ourboi545
      @ourboi545 5 років тому +11

      Hey man do you know the LACPD's number? Apandah was here

    • @starman213alekander7
      @starman213alekander7 5 років тому +4

      Hi aztro

    • @oboll6064
      @oboll6064 5 років тому +38

      If you heard that and didn't see this video, you would think that it's from some sort of secret agent movie.

  • @FracturedStar
    @FracturedStar 2 роки тому +1663

    14:41 "I forgot I had set it to gun" ah yes, legendary quotes

  • @wildman510
    @wildman510 2 роки тому +756

    The protogen rap just sounds like the actor just showed up drunk and they rolled with it

    • @OKobern
      @OKobern Рік тому +25

      wait, protogen?

    • @Joosher56
      @Joosher56 Рік тому +17

      @@OKobern protegent

    • @magicsasafras3414
      @magicsasafras3414 11 місяців тому +12

      ​@OKobern if their phone autocorrected to that, then they were looking it up a lot.

    • @crabsnake4556
      @crabsnake4556 11 місяців тому +4

      @@magicsasafras3414 Is There A Problem With Looking It Up A Lot?

    • @magicsasafras3414
      @magicsasafras3414 11 місяців тому +5

      @@crabsnake4556 depends on who you ask

  • @17hitcombooo
    @17hitcombooo 5 років тому +12738

    *_ᵍʳᵃᵖʰᶦᶜ ᵈᵉˢᶦᵍⁿ ᶦˢ ᵐʸ ᵖᵃˢˢᶦᵒⁿ_*

    • @mmgmagic
      @mmgmagic 5 років тому +62

      c *o* O *L*

    • @morganmorris4285
      @morganmorris4285 5 років тому +32

      DBZFan04 *very nice*

    • @aceseefour
      @aceseefour 5 років тому +6

      DBZFan04 GET THIS MAN LIKES TO 666

    • @brekz3074
      @brekz3074 5 років тому +2

      *O K*

    • @maximal9857
      @maximal9857 5 років тому +6

      ISABELLE GOWEN hOw YOu dO THat efFECt

  • @someperson46
    @someperson46 4 роки тому +3600

    Super why lived long enough to see himself become the villain

  • @a_goose_
    @a_goose_ 11 місяців тому +232

    15:37 Protegent didn’t even detect bonzify as a threat, it detected speed optimiser pro instead.

    • @DrevikkDrevik
      @DrevikkDrevik 5 місяців тому +26

      Task failed successfully

    • @crystal_remi
      @crystal_remi Місяць тому +1

      I thought it detect system32

    • @bloodsportsman1
      @bloodsportsman1 11 днів тому

      @@crystal_remi That was the virus type it was registered as.

    • @cobaltong
      @cobaltong 5 днів тому

      i read that as "protogen" what 😭😭😭😭

    • @DMXRUSER
      @DMXRUSER 3 дні тому

      @@cobaltonglolwut

  • @drippyspaff7616
    @drippyspaff7616 2 роки тому +655

    Say what you want about Protegent, but it was the only antivirus software of the many that Joel downloaded that knew that something was wrong when Bonzi started destroying the computer.

    • @PartnershipsForYou
      @PartnershipsForYou 2 роки тому +61

      Top 10 Anime villains that were actually good

    • @sliver_inheart
      @sliver_inheart 2 роки тому +68

      Yeah, the PC Optimizer

    • @bonniethehedgefox9139
      @bonniethehedgefox9139 Рік тому +43

      ​@@sliver_inheart He's a little confused, but he got the spirit!

    • @scarymeunster9095
      @scarymeunster9095 Рік тому +65

      @@sliver_inheart The thing is, Bonzify was set to Administrator. I’m fairly sure that means it couldn’t really do anything to it by that point. However, Bonzify _did_ edit existing files, _like PCOptimizerPro._

    • @Uniformtree000
      @Uniformtree000 11 місяців тому +34

      Yeah, funny thing, protogent is legitimate, but it's just really incompetent. Like, medieval peasant trying to kill a tank incompetent.

  • @JohnnyBird-by3cu
    @JohnnyBird-by3cu 3 роки тому +5586

    "It cost $33 to get a grandma"
    Ferb i know what we're going to do today

  • @maxywaxy34
    @maxywaxy34 3 роки тому +3086

    The funny thing is that Protegent wasn't actually trying to help. It reported a completely unrelated virus

    • @popycorn3005
      @popycorn3005 3 роки тому +365

      protogent is actually an antivirus it just sucks lol

    • @maehorn22
      @maehorn22 3 роки тому +67

      It was trying to delete the speed optimizer

    • @Datoneguy_9343
      @Datoneguy_9343 3 роки тому +2

      @Gorbo it’s a virus

    • @jakep7996
      @jakep7996 2 роки тому +9

      Bonzi was ran as administrator though

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 2 роки тому

      @@maehorn22 POP FIZZ!!!

  • @DingoOverlord
    @DingoOverlord 2 роки тому +620

    16:45 Joel screaming made this even better.

  • @Altazor-fh9of
    @Altazor-fh9of 2 роки тому +102

    8:21 You can tell Joel is swedish because who else would be able to pronounce that shit in one try.

  • @beansinmycrocs8408
    @beansinmycrocs8408 5 років тому +2950

    6:45
    it didn't lie
    It really is
    New Super Mario FOREVER

  • @FrickinRumbi
    @FrickinRumbi 3 роки тому +9076

    If you look closely, you’ll see that Protegent wasn’t actually trying to kill Bonsi. He was trying to kill the PC optimizer.

    • @daweirdwaulrus8614
      @daweirdwaulrus8614 3 роки тому +216

      Big oof

    • @1z-krel11
      @1z-krel11 3 роки тому +300

      Plot twist

    • @Octol1ng
      @Octol1ng 3 роки тому +675

      Bonzi? Nah, PC OPTIMIZER IS A BIGGER THREAT

    • @secondBAR
      @secondBAR 3 роки тому +367

      Proto was confused,he thought PC optimiser was attacking the computer

    • @omniscientbarebones
      @omniscientbarebones 3 роки тому +224

      ButtersAndRowlet well Bonzi was ran as Administrator so...
      It wasn't really wrong.

  • @crateman222
    @crateman222 2 роки тому +186

    11:42 this laugh gave me an extra 10 years of life

    • @theradiantbeast3478
      @theradiantbeast3478 11 місяців тому +10

      Fr 💀
      He sounds like a tea kettle

    • @ShOscar
      @ShOscar 7 місяців тому +3

      Joe Santagato type laugh 🤣

    • @MintTheProtogen
      @MintTheProtogen 4 місяці тому +1

      Replay the laugh over and over again. Live forever.

  • @jkfootybros9425
    @jkfootybros9425 8 місяців тому +36

    7:21 "Your pc's condition is *SERIOUS* " got me💀

  • @Zeurel
    @Zeurel 5 років тому +3411

    The thing that people forget is that Vista COULD run Crysis.

    • @Alfe5
      @Alfe5 5 років тому +76

      But could it run it well? 🤔🤔🤔

    • @hekirb3382
      @hekirb3382 5 років тому +258

      Alfe5 it probably runs like a 3 legged dog 3 days after its birth

    • @lugi7372
      @lugi7372 5 років тому +148

      You could YOU COULD but why you would do that

    • @extrnalsorce4974
      @extrnalsorce4974 5 років тому +4

      Zeurel I never thought you would be here, Zeurel.

    • @defaltpearce3187
      @defaltpearce3187 5 років тому +24

      It's like saying, you know windows 8 can run the witcher 3...but why would you do that to that poor game.

  • @faultyvideos2215
    @faultyvideos2215 4 роки тому +4805

    I like how despite protogent actually doing his job, Joel still calls him a swine in this last act as he desperately looks for a way to kill Bonzi

    • @C4ST3R3T3RN4L
      @C4ST3R3T3RN4L 4 роки тому +487

      Protegent was trying to delete Speed Optimizer

    • @user-qo8su7mz7j
      @user-qo8su7mz7j 4 роки тому +30

      Mouse Mania *flashbacks intensify*

    • @b1se_mo0n65
      @b1se_mo0n65 4 роки тому +7

      He just can't seem to shoot him!

    • @gabrielacherchi9210
      @gabrielacherchi9210 4 роки тому +3

      protegent sucks

    • @ttracs
      @ttracs 3 роки тому +5

      Gabriela Cherchi it’s at least not malware

  • @ericn.5263
    @ericn.5263 2 роки тому +68

    11:41 Man just turned into a tea kettle

  • @Nuclear_Nachoz
    @Nuclear_Nachoz 5 місяців тому +18

    Its several years later and I realized Joel released two memes being Grand Dad and Proto
    and there both just bootleg recolors of established characters.
    Who will be next.

  • @Matt-oo8qn
    @Matt-oo8qn 4 роки тому +2554

    "Lets try solitaire let's try that"
    *vista* : I'm gonna stop you right there

    • @mr.personalspace7831
      @mr.personalspace7831 4 роки тому +41

      You: REDDIT MOMENT
      Me: REDDIT MOMENT
      Vista: REDDIT MOMENT
      Keanu Reeves Big Chungus Fortnite bad Minecraft good: REDDIT MOMENT
      REDDIT MOMENT

    • @KadenLovesGames
      @KadenLovesGames 4 роки тому +12

      Mr. Personal Space Can you not?

    • @mr.personalspace7831
      @mr.personalspace7831 4 роки тому +31

      KadenLovesGames thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

    • @nimmy56
      @nimmy56 4 роки тому +2

      Mat

    • @yoak
      @yoak 4 роки тому +9

      Vista when solitare opens: *Change da world, my final message. Goodby e*

  • @MintyTheCorgi
    @MintyTheCorgi 4 роки тому +3576

    *Uses Bonzify.*
    "Security alert, I'm just gonna ignore that, thanks Protogent!"
    *Bonzi corrupts the computer.*
    *Proceeds to call Protogent a swine for trying to help.*

    • @movedchannel1304
      @movedchannel1304 3 роки тому +35

      Comedy, my child.
      Comedy.

    • @Shy_Abi
      @Shy_Abi 3 роки тому +130

      Protogent is not enough, you need antivirus

    • @picarn803
      @picarn803 3 роки тому +17

      Whats funny protogent accually works

    • @kamrynwilson4448
      @kamrynwilson4448 3 роки тому +1

      You swine!

    • @stepkneeboi
      @stepkneeboi 3 роки тому +5

      This says a lot about society

  • @joelybean937
    @joelybean937 2 роки тому +172

    15:53 this is the funniest most intense thing i have ever witnessed

    • @Adster2008
      @Adster2008 2 роки тому +4

      Ikr

    • @radovan6231
      @radovan6231 2 роки тому +2

      Yes so funny indeed

    • @OfficialKarkatVantas
      @OfficialKarkatVantas Рік тому +3

      "Ah, uh.. Protogent!" - Joel, frantically scrabbling through the 500 separate windows he has open to find Protogent, only to call it a swine.

  • @adazzledim_
    @adazzledim_ 9 місяців тому +21

    12:54 I've been rewatching this regularly for like four years now and only today did I find out that 'spondoolie' is like a real slang term that people actually use for money. I always thought it was just a bunch of random noises joel made up. This video is the gift that keeps on giving I swear

  • @untilitookanarrow
    @untilitookanarrow 3 роки тому +7360

    Joel frantically messaging kate for help will never fail to crack me up

    • @TinikTV2575
      @TinikTV2575 3 роки тому +20

      @DoomBoi теперь русская?

    • @EvilAwoken
      @EvilAwoken 3 роки тому +44

      16:19 in case you wanted to know

    • @blackr3v193
      @blackr3v193 3 роки тому +32

      *Kate:* Hi! How can I help you? I can give you free coupons, ecc..."

    • @jej1.
      @jej1. 3 роки тому +2

      here before 1k likes

    • @NASCARRebirth
      @NASCARRebirth 3 роки тому +18

      KATE.. KATE.. VI.. RUS... NOW

  • @newmoisturizer5054
    @newmoisturizer5054 5 років тому +5068

    Super Why switched from teaching kids to infecting computers.

  • @quesadibro1245
    @quesadibro1245 2 роки тому +58

    6:45 That's why its called Super Mario *Forever* Joel.

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP Рік тому +36

    4:52 an Ed Edd n’ Eddy sound effect right before the part where Joel trolls a scam bot.
    Beautiful.

  • @Rad-Dude63andathird
    @Rad-Dude63andathird 3 роки тому +785

    6:46
    When they said Mario *Forever* they meant it.

  • @jakeb.7997
    @jakeb.7997 4 роки тому +4566

    15:38 Protegent was really trying it’s best. It actually detected one of the other virus softwares Joel had downloaded

    • @splattim3180
      @splattim3180 4 роки тому +179

      top. 10. anime. battles.

    • @oneiricdesires
      @oneiricdesires 4 роки тому +53

      4th Wall breaks

    • @Otakupatriot117
      @Otakupatriot117 4 роки тому +163

      So it pretty much is the antivirus equivalent of a placebo effect.

    • @GTdba
      @GTdba 4 роки тому +244

      It's pretty much like a dude that sees you sitting on the edge of a Skyscraper, and tells you " Watch out, You may fall!"
      It's not like he can do something about that but hey, at least he did something?

    • @zepsipepsi
      @zepsipepsi 4 роки тому +9

      @@cuvsly XD

  • @benjamingray2071
    @benjamingray2071 2 роки тому +43

    13:50 and so begins one of the funniest things ever made

  • @urrikaa
    @urrikaa 2 роки тому +33

    Without Joel, the internet will never be a better place.

  • @cthulhuwua5354
    @cthulhuwua5354 4 роки тому +1080

    "I FORGOT I HAD SET IT TO GUN!"

    • @TheOfficalMrMemeMan
      @TheOfficalMrMemeMan 3 роки тому +46

      KRAMER NO

    • @hauran0
      @hauran0 3 роки тому +21

      Mr Memrman *KRAMER NOOOOOHO*

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheOfficalMrMemeMan one boi this downloading sci-fi and using mods body sensitive insult

    • @Rogi6XD
      @Rogi6XD 3 роки тому +1

      guys help i don't get it

    • @T32Squad
      @T32Squad 3 роки тому +6

      Kramer goes to war

  • @losermanthing
    @losermanthing 5 років тому +1603

    2:57 when Vista's so bad your viruses can't work without crashing.

  • @TheHoosierYankee
    @TheHoosierYankee 3 місяці тому +7

    Protegent then deleted all of these videos and changed the character design a year later…I’m not saying it was Joel…but it was probably Joel

  • @solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad
    @solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad 11 місяців тому +14

    I love that Protogent actually tried helping against Bonzi Buddy

    • @MKTB22
      @MKTB22 11 місяців тому +9

      It was trying to help against the pc optimizer

  • @adamfuents
    @adamfuents 3 роки тому +1815

    Wrong: "I recover... deleted files"
    Correct: "I delete.... files"

    • @LoathingEditor
      @LoathingEditor 3 роки тому +31

      You can streamline that a tad.
      "I delete... files"

    • @adamfuents
      @adamfuents 3 роки тому +3

      @@LoathingEditor oh, right. ill go ahad and edit

    • @user-dx5wm1uz9d
      @user-dx5wm1uz9d 3 роки тому +12

      I delete... recovered... files

    • @yumike.c0519
      @yumike.c0519 3 роки тому +1

      YeH bOi

    • @RolRetro
      @RolRetro 3 роки тому +4

      I delete................... FILES!!!!!!!!!!!
      To make sure you always........ SMILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @john_stromboli
    @john_stromboli 3 роки тому +3159

    This guy needs the World Record for "Fastest Blue Screen from a Newly Started Computer."

    • @jmanboi044
      @jmanboi044 3 роки тому +106

      We need to make a speedrun on how fast you can blue screen your computer

    • @dummazzmusic
      @dummazzmusic 3 роки тому +91

      Guys just open something on vista it's not that hard

    • @nxx99
      @nxx99 3 роки тому +21

      D E E T A

    • @TheNathannator
      @TheNathannator 3 роки тому +54

      @@jmanboi044 Windows Speedrun Bluescreen%

    • @jmanboi044
      @jmanboi044 3 роки тому +5

      @@TheNathannator *y e s*

  • @JacksonTheSkylanderDude67
    @JacksonTheSkylanderDude67 Рік тому +37

    7:46 Thus, a Meme was Born

  • @The-E-Base
    @The-E-Base 2 місяці тому +6

    1:13
    SOLITAIRE used SYSTEM CRASH!
    It was super effective!
    WINDOWS VISTA fainted!

  • @fluffy_jamo7216
    @fluffy_jamo7216 5 років тому +1800

    «the donate link just goes to porn»
    Joel - 2018

    • @inspirationalman1752
      @inspirationalman1752 5 років тому +46

      At least someone cared about privacy.
      "Mom thats not porn I just want donate to one man"

    • @schuylordgaming4544
      @schuylordgaming4544 5 років тому +17

      Sounds like a great donation link

    • @Aaokke0
      @Aaokke0 5 років тому +3

      Eiriksukkefarstad356 hello brudda lets oof

    • @kamikaze2812
      @kamikaze2812 5 років тому +6

      2017*

    • @BX56_YT
      @BX56_YT 5 років тому +1

      @Yoshi_is_jojo The video was made in 2018.

  • @TheGamerMonkeyz
    @TheGamerMonkeyz 5 років тому +1415

    *UNCLE JOEL HAS RETURNED*

  • @glitchyboi50
    @glitchyboi50 Рік тому +16

    I love going back to these every few years. This one is definitely my personal favorite.

  • @milesfoster8190
    @milesfoster8190 Рік тому +42

    Fun fact: my mom used vista, and when I showed her the solitaire clip it gave her memories of using vista!. Apparently she knows what happens when you play solitaire on vista, lol

  • @ProjectSNT
    @ProjectSNT 5 років тому +6335

    Oh my god the editing during the Seinfeld gun bit made that part of the stream ten times better than when I saw it live!

    • @abstractidiocy
      @abstractidiocy 5 років тому +86

      Courtney (ProjectSNT) Didn't expect to see you here!

    • @SlemyJemy
      @SlemyJemy 5 років тому +10

      Weaponised Nep same

    • @Evarace
      @Evarace 5 років тому +45

      Oh hey! I didn't know you watch Joel's videos!

    • @tylersyaboi
      @tylersyaboi 5 років тому +9

      Holy shit you're right.

    • @alessandrorizzi2871
      @alessandrorizzi2871 5 років тому +26

      This is a ✨Special✨ comment

  • @inspectorcake9637
    @inspectorcake9637 5 років тому +883

    "It costs $33 dollars to get a grandma"
    -Joel, 2018

    • @modestasrimsa3791
      @modestasrimsa3791 5 років тому +2

      😂

    • @Ambipie
      @Ambipie 5 років тому +16

      Imma take a bite out of that!

    • @undefined6512
      @undefined6512 5 років тому +4

      Actually, it costs 100 cookies.

    • @Bob-rt3dk
      @Bob-rt3dk 5 років тому

      Really I had to buy her 2 packs of cigarettes and she stayed for 1 day

    • @willf.4590
      @willf.4590 5 років тому

      Wow, only 33 dollars dollars? That's nothin'!

  • @marshall7439
    @marshall7439 2 роки тому +10

    love how you ignore Protegent trying to help you from the Bonzify thing, then scream "YOU SWINE !" at their mascot.

  • @Pinka13
    @Pinka13 2 роки тому +24

    9:10 Protogent predicted the pandemic

  • @ieatfood728
    @ieatfood728 5 років тому +821

    Windows Vista can't play solitare but can run viruses
    *Completely normal*

  • @LunaPhobos
    @LunaPhobos 4 роки тому +2680

    Protogent: warns joel about the virus
    Joel: *ignores*
    *Computer dies*
    Joel: Protogent, you swine!!!
    Protogent: Am I a joke to you?

    • @johnrosim
      @johnrosim 4 роки тому +28

      If only you told an actual joke and not a stale meme..

    • @sofiaalmanza8209
      @sofiaalmanza8209 4 роки тому +26

      If only you told an actual joke and not a stale meme..

    • @santinodelgado281
      @santinodelgado281 4 роки тому +25

      time to break the chain

    • @johnrosim
      @johnrosim 4 роки тому +16

      time to break the chain

    • @lunarose4585
      @lunarose4585 4 роки тому +12

      time to break the chain

  • @matthewgarner7215
    @matthewgarner7215 Рік тому +6

    This has to be the most epic-est windows destruction ever. Especially with the Bonzi Buddy and Protegent cameos.

  • @DEATHCON_1
    @DEATHCON_1 2 роки тому +19

    0:16 Windows 10 is a little better than Windows 8 in Joel's opinion. **Dumpster fire intensifies**

  • @Laurennntiu
    @Laurennntiu 5 років тому +1247

    *GOD HAS JOINED THE GAME.*

  • @scoutdy6547
    @scoutdy6547 5 років тому +415

    "The donate leads to porn" sounds like prostitution with extra steps.

    • @keebo_
      @keebo_ 5 років тому +9

      how egirls be like

    • @basicbacon5951
      @basicbacon5951 5 років тому +1

      you have to pay people who are in prostitution so I don't get the joke

    • @luperteverett1271
      @luperteverett1271 5 років тому +2

      Rick and Morty reference?

    • @h4zemuny
      @h4zemuny 5 років тому +1

      Rick and Morty Reference????

    • @antipsychotic451
      @antipsychotic451 5 років тому +2

      IM PIGGLE RIGG :DDDDDD GREAT REFERENCE B RO

  • @Maurogabproductions
    @Maurogabproductions Рік тому +5

    14:55 an tartarus production

  • @matthewlillibridge9185
    @matthewlillibridge9185 2 місяці тому +3

    6:08 the fact that that is LITTLE BIG PLANET music makes me laugh so hard 😭😭

  • @tails230
    @tails230 5 років тому +177

    How to Windows Vista Destruction
    1. Load up Vista
    2. Open Solitare
    3. Call it a day.

    • @nikolaibelinski3433
      @nikolaibelinski3433 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @RaymanSingsSexbomb
      @RaymanSingsSexbomb 2 роки тому

      funny thing is, when i was doing a windows vista destruction stream of my own on discord, it literally broke and i barely did ANYTHING to break the vm

  • @mariosonicfan2010
    @mariosonicfan2010 5 років тому +1248

    i think the best part about the protegent popup at 15:37 was that _it wasn't even for bonzify_

    • @georgek4416
      @georgek4416 5 років тому +18

      Yes but it was for another virus in the computer. For this optimizer. But protegent still sucks..

    • @ninetails8471
      @ninetails8471 5 років тому +45

      *A visual representation of this*
      Protogent: *points at tiny ant* Oh my god! It's gonna kill us!
      Joel: IGNORE THAT, LOOK AT THIS! *Points at godzilla sized bonzify*
      Protogent: At what?
      Joel: 16:11

    • @TrxieVTuber
      @TrxieVTuber 5 років тому +6

      To be fair most of those shitty optimizer programs don't do a good job of hiding their malicious code. So even a weak AV like Protegent will easily spot it.

    • @codeisstupid2723
      @codeisstupid2723 4 роки тому +1

      Exactly, he had every reason to say
      Y O U
      S W I N E ! ! ! !

    • @popycorn3005
      @popycorn3005 4 роки тому

      Only playing solitaire would have saved him

  • @julianmocs2346
    @julianmocs2346 5 місяців тому +1

    Probably one of my favourite videos on yt, I always come back to it

  • @Bobo-wp2bw
    @Bobo-wp2bw Рік тому +11

    PC Optimizer and Bonzi: *exist*
    Protegent: “You don’t seem to understand. This PC isn’t _yours_ to conquer.”

  • @AquaticFuzExtras
    @AquaticFuzExtras 5 років тому +402

    Well chat, this is the moment you've been waiting a year for. Was it worth it? Yeah.

    • @Tehbestestevasss
      @Tehbestestevasss 5 років тому +9

      Worth every god damn second

    • @nirritis1516
      @nirritis1516 5 років тому +1

      The only kind of videos from him im looking for to.

  • @keglodude
    @keglodude 4 роки тому +538

    “It costs $33 to get a grandma.”

    • @anothername7033
      @anothername7033 4 роки тому +5

      Yo wassup n e s s

    • @--46200
      @--46200 4 роки тому +18

      I thought it cost 100 cookies

    • @thelordscrusaders387
      @thelordscrusaders387 4 роки тому +5

      @N!qht Owl purchase the grandmother

    • @ItsLelingTime
      @ItsLelingTime 4 роки тому +4

      “ I gotta say they, they did an excellent job. They paid $33 for him.”

    • @ItsLelingTime
      @ItsLelingTime 4 роки тому +6

      “And,uh... (gasp) THEY SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH THIS GUY!”

  • @illioctopede
    @illioctopede 6 місяців тому +4

    13:30 I still quote this on a daily basis

  • @JerseyMapping
    @JerseyMapping 2 роки тому +10

    16:46 I had hiccups and this fixed it, thanks Bonzi!

  • @kbwouldlovethis8790
    @kbwouldlovethis8790 3 роки тому +867

    2:57 Windows Vista was the perfect version of Windows to defend against viruses. Mainly because the viruses don’t fare too well on Vista either.

    • @mix3k818
      @mix3k818 3 роки тому +31

      At least pre-SP2.
      Vista SP2 is where most compatibility issues were fixed.

    • @superstar64
      @superstar64 3 роки тому +17

      Neither does much else these days.

  • @thedarkarts881
    @thedarkarts881 3 роки тому +1936

    1:21 me at the dentist when they use the vacuum to suck the saliva out my mouth

    • @ECWPlays
      @ECWPlays 2 роки тому +14

      69th Like. Nice

    • @Jx_-
      @Jx_- 2 роки тому +134

      It's strange that this cursed sentence is a normal thing nearly every person can understand

    • @VideoGameTubePlus
      @VideoGameTubePlus 2 роки тому +10

      I love that joke bro!

    • @treasurechestgaming8423
      @treasurechestgaming8423 2 роки тому +8

      ITS STUCK IN MY HEAD

    • @havocadvent2
      @havocadvent2 2 роки тому +2

      oh shoot

  • @jess648
    @jess648 2 роки тому +9

    despite the abysmal uncanny graphics style of New Super Mario Forever its a surprisingly decent platformer

  • @mediocrityproductions
    @mediocrityproductions 10 місяців тому +2

    i cant wait for Windows - joel distruction

  • @Dooge
    @Dooge 5 років тому +415

    Windows vista is its own anti-virus because it can't run any of the viruses

    • @ianhampton3568
      @ianhampton3568 5 років тому +11

      Like a chromebook lmao

    • @Blattella
      @Blattella 5 років тому

      Dooge ​im spongedog one of the lead devs of the new black mesa decay witch is a remake of half life decay we plan on renaming it soon to something like rusting materials we have not decided yet big half life lore person i light things to be at the highest quality and i play almost any mod for half life

    • @Dooge
      @Dooge 5 років тому +1

      DrDolphinrider why have you said these horrible words

    • @Blattella
      @Blattella 5 років тому

      Dooge you know i had to do it to em

  • @Mesanyx
    @Mesanyx 5 років тому +2408

    This was basically the first thing I’ve watched from Vinesauce. Not disappointed at all.

    • @Shelltoast
      @Shelltoast 5 років тому +126

      Definitely check out the previous destructions if you haven't already, they're really swood.

    • @Caz122
      @Caz122 5 років тому +17

      Manu14 welcome, brother.

    • @beatpapes
      @beatpapes 5 років тому +35

      Also check out other Vinesauce streamers on twitch or at vinesauce.com .

    • @TheUltimateXenox
      @TheUltimateXenox 5 років тому

      Azzsqs@@@(($$?$++++ yes yes

    • @Lishadra
      @Lishadra 5 років тому +11

      One of us, one of us.
      Also definitely watch Vinny watch the Rat Movie.

  • @prod_yalad
    @prod_yalad 2 роки тому +7

    13:17 Type two, detectable

  • @Wowcan69
    @Wowcan69 8 місяців тому +2

    *I FORGOT I HAD IT SET TO GUN!* had me LAUGHING my ass off

  • @archivushka
    @archivushka 4 роки тому +571

    9:39 and meme *"Yes"* has born

  • @geeworm
    @geeworm 5 років тому +2321

    2:25 average gmod workshop experience

    • @proxy7011
      @proxy7011 5 років тому +118

      I installed every weapon pack in gmod Cuz I got bored, true. lol my comment just got auto corrected.

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 4 роки тому +92

      Yes, and when connecting to servers where I don’t have the mods already installed, that river of lua files flowing across the screen

    • @Kobydalegend
      @Kobydalegend 4 роки тому +61

      I D E S T O Y E D the install button on those fnaf mods

    • @Canzaijohn_SYG
      @Canzaijohn_SYG 4 роки тому +15

      This is the most TRUE comment I have ever seen in my life.

    • @FelipeJaquez
      @FelipeJaquez 4 роки тому +16

      400 add-ons needs to be installed...

  • @SuicideShow
    @SuicideShow 3 місяці тому

    Dude this video is so nostalgic to watch and everytime I get a laugh 😭 Thank you Joel for making my childhood memories

  • @spacewd
    @spacewd 6 місяців тому +1

    This video is my checkpoint. The intro is the checkpoints theme. I keep coming back to it

  • @ScatterVolt
    @ScatterVolt 5 років тому +1387

    This is the long awaited sequel I've been waiting years for

    • @TheSpoignantest
      @TheSpoignantest 5 років тому +2

      ScatterVolt i has been such long tin

    • @Toastyisburning
      @Toastyisburning 5 років тому +1

      With me there no viruses, that enter your computer

    • @180treehouse4
      @180treehouse4 5 років тому +1

      ScatterVolt Yeah

    • @Hyperlink1337
      @Hyperlink1337 5 років тому +3

      it's been out for years dude. insane it took him this long to put an edited video up

    • @mulppi8797
      @mulppi8797 5 років тому

      ScatterVolt didnt expect you to be here

  • @julianspatter1905
    @julianspatter1905 5 років тому +651

    11:41 Joel turns into a steaming kettle.

  • @nezcron
    @nezcron 2 роки тому +1

    every year I go back to this series and watch it all

  • @moarmosspatoproductions1475
    @moarmosspatoproductions1475 2 роки тому +3

    "I didn't know that Wario was my boss."
    - Joel

  • @THEEXPUNGEDKISSER
    @THEEXPUNGEDKISSER 4 роки тому +467

    "You know when your scam software has a smiley in it it's *good* . "

  • @CheeseInTheOven
    @CheeseInTheOven 5 років тому +450

    Best seinfeld episode was when Kramer fought in the afghanistan war

  • @ob1kenobi748
    @ob1kenobi748 2 роки тому

    This definitely one of my most favourite Windows destruction videos 😆

  • @geometryontrack2991
    @geometryontrack2991 Рік тому +4

    I hope Joel sees this.
    So i was at a office store in a mall, and there were computers! But it only had a mouse but it was 6 monitors, so, i went to the pc, typed in "Vargskelethor Joel Windows Vista destruction" and clicked on this video. The PC was connected to the store's speakers, so when i played it, i literally heard it when i was away from the screen. I officialy trolled a store.

  • @vistassbu1749
    @vistassbu1749 5 років тому +725

    As Windows Vista, this is both the best and scariest video ever.

    • @jackielynnthomas3360
      @jackielynnthomas3360 5 років тому +47

      Why can't you play solitare?

    • @mii-its-a-nerd
      @mii-its-a-nerd 5 років тому +22

      Windows Vista
      *CAN'T EVEN PLAY SOLITARE*

    • @Bob-rt3dk
      @Bob-rt3dk 5 років тому +11

      Dude please I need to play card game

    • @Kemuja
      @Kemuja 5 років тому +15

      Do you even solitare? (I gonna regret posting this any minute)

    • @bolitetown7891
      @bolitetown7891 5 років тому +3

      @@Kemuja Person, you honestly will

  • @mothman8387
    @mothman8387 3 роки тому +292

    "When your scam software has a smiley in it, that's when you know its *G O O D E"*

  • @GummyBoi
    @GummyBoi Рік тому +3

    i was drinking diet mountain dew and when joel said "your pc's condition is *SERIOUS* " the drink straight up ejected through my nostrils

  • @tastypotato9272
    @tastypotato9272 2 роки тому +3

    Seeing the protogent mascot felt weirldy nostalgic since I watched that show he was ripped from all of the time when I was younger
    But like, nostalgic in every bad and horrible way possible.

  • @crystalevereagan9781
    @crystalevereagan9781 4 роки тому +813

    8:19 The Man Himself,
    𝐆𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐀𝐒 𝐅Ø𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐆!
    MY FAVORITE!

    • @ayyyple
      @ayyyple 4 роки тому +1

      Whats the Song in the beginninh?

    • @22snazario
      @22snazario 4 роки тому +3

      Herr Tomaten Schädel stop spamming this

    • @sonoda944
      @sonoda944 4 роки тому +1

      Vat dos dat meen?

    • @crystalevereagan9781
      @crystalevereagan9781 4 роки тому +1

      Thank You For The 696 Likes!

    • @robertslayer2352
      @robertslayer2352 4 роки тому +2

      Apparently the best part is it was Norwegian for "Guys First Choice!"
      (I don't know about you Norway viewers but that's what Google Translate gave me.)

  • @isobelmiller7464
    @isobelmiller7464 4 роки тому +762

    11:13 You know something? I'm young enough that I grew up with that kids' show, and the first time I saw a picture of Proto, I thought he was Super Why's evil twin from another dimension.

    • @Bubster1117
      @Bubster1117 4 роки тому +50

      he is

    • @isobelmiller7464
      @isobelmiller7464 4 роки тому +58

      @@Bubster1117 Well, it's more like I thought he was from an actual Super Why episode. I was surprised to find out he wasn't.

    • @Keznen
      @Keznen 3 роки тому +2

      Same.

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 3 роки тому +2

      El O El™

    • @jacobbeauchamp7465
      @jacobbeauchamp7465 3 роки тому +4

      I grew up with that show too.

  • @MrImpytheEpicOne
    @MrImpytheEpicOne 6 місяців тому +3

    pros: everything
    cons: it has an ending

  • @Theepicrichard420
    @Theepicrichard420 Рік тому +4

    The most iconic one in my opinion

  • @luminism
    @luminism 5 років тому +637

    This stream is from almost exactly 1 year ago (July 2017), wtf Joel

    • @unflexian
      @unflexian 5 років тому +140

      Weeks after the stream there was already a fan made version made by spyro (better than this tbh), so he had no incentive to pump one in time.

    • @RogueRaichu
      @RogueRaichu 5 років тому +32

      sagiksp Nah I think Joel's is better, but yeah pretty much for that reason.

    • @zelbekon
      @zelbekon 5 років тому +25

      yeah he has become really inactive here lately which sucks, I don't really have time to hang out on the streams and the fanmade versions are a hit and miss

    • @3dipto
      @3dipto 5 років тому

      Jobel*

  • @robo-dale3746
    @robo-dale3746 4 роки тому +394

    12:23 "MmmMMmmM iLL tAkE A biTE oUt oF tHat"
    ~Grandma Joel 2018

  • @StanczykFTP
    @StanczykFTP 2 роки тому +27

    why does the guy at 12:00 look like Jeffery Epstein

  • @fugninmdiffuser
    @fugninmdiffuser 2 роки тому +2

    6:58 t̷̨̢̻͓̱̼̩̯̗̙͓͓̥̬̪͈̤͍̖̭̲̤̼̗̤̳̗̱̫͇̯̱̭̥͆̅̂̎͜͜ͅh̸̨̨̢̢̧̡̡̧̧̡̺͎̪̺͓̝͎͍̪̳̬̥̮̼͚͇̹̪̲̗̯͙͓̦̫̖̩̼̫̗͎͍̟͉̼̹̀̅̈́̓̂͂̉̂̉̌̎̈́̏̈̒͑̚͜è̸̡̢͖̥̲̠̻͖̱͕͕̳͔͕͖͔̘̯̦̔̍͂̌̈́͑͊́̍̏͒̀̀̀̎̚̕̕r̵̨̯̝͍̦̰̮̖̘̭̖͋͌̓̈́͒͆̌̽̏̽̑̎̍̇́̀̈̅̅̀͗̔̽̾̑̽̚͘̚̕͜͠ͅę̷̨̧̢̛͓͚̹̯̱̙͉̦͓̟͕̪͖͍̺̥͉͖̟͕̭͉̪̳́̄̃̿̈́́̋̂̆̏̈̿͜͜ͅ ̴̧̧̭͓̰͔̺̤̬̟͓̼͕̖͉͙̼͉̝̠̻͚̬̥͓̲̃̈́̋͌͊̊̑̀͜͝͠ͅi̷̧̟̩̝̬̩̫͔͇̭̮̹̜͆̒̒́̽̌̈́̋̈́̿͆̌̌̓́̐̑͒̋̾͊͘̚s̵̭̈́̋̾̃̆ ̸̧̛̛̘̳͚̝͙͚̺͌͋̅͑̈́͋̈́̃̿̔̇̏̒̋͛̑́̍̽͊͂́͗̇̽̕̚͘͘͠͠͠͝n̵͙̰̥̟̞̝̤͇͈̱̱͙͇̘̗̤̈́̍̈͒̈́̔͗̐́͐̆͋͊͑̀͋̆͊̽̿̋̈́͒̒̕͝o̵̢̡͚͍̥͇͓̝̗̘̺̘̿̉͒́̀̔͌́́̏͝ ̵̛̻͔̄̂͑͐̽̽͊̒̆͑͂̄̆̐͑̋̿̈͛̓͝ē̸̡̡̢̧̡̡̫̦̹̠̙̫͉͕̪͚̥̘̯͇͇͍̬̦͈̥̻̟̱̯͉͚͍̭͍̜͂͜ͅș̷̡̨̱̣̮͖̩͔̼̺̖͕̯̰͓̬̳͈̩̟̬̣̞̥̠̠̯͎͕̖͇̖̼̳̋̆̃ͅc̸̡̧̨̛̥̰͖̘̭̗̞̹͇̗̹͎̦͇̯̥̟̳̲̩̣̙̺͈̲̦̏̋̋͐̓̿̅͑͊̏̂͛̌̓͑̒͆͐̍͂͂̔̒͋́̌̋̍̉̾̀͑̈̑̍̇̂͘̕͜͝͠͝͝ͅͅͅȃ̴̢̧̨̨͙̙͍̮̗̹̭̩̰͍̥͓̠͇̳̦͈̖͚̬̪̥̮͉̘̖͔̺͈̩̫͈̣̟͎̻̜̳̤͇̼̓͗̑͛͊̍̀̉͛̅̍̀͆̊̏̕̚͜͝ͅͅṕ̷̜̖̟̱͐͑̉̔̓͋͌̇͛̀̽͆̀̈̈̃̂̓̋̎͒̀͑̍̋͒̽̄̎́̄̿́͛̊̾̄̀́̓̒̂̕̚̚̚̕̕é̴̢̨̖̱͉̖̯̪̫̲̘̹̮͙̲̹̙̱̦͓͇͎͈͕͈̤̞͎̭̞̹̲̥̆͒̾̍͊͛̈́̓͋̕͜ͅͅ