1🇺🇸🌈🎄🏴☠️🏆☕🥷🏽🏈 THE CATS ARE CORRECT I HAVE NOT BEEN AS FUNNY AS CATS...AND IF IM NOT FINISHED HOW COULD GOD BE FINISHED...KELLY ., PLAYS THE EMPTY ROOM SCENARIO WHERE IS THE WARHAMMER ., GONE TO THE FUTURE...TO BE WITH THEM ., I AM THE LION EL JOHNSON... ., CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE... ., WHAT HAPPENED ., ALIEN INVADERS...FLEW IN...YEAH THOSE ONES THE OTHER GUYS AND FLEW AWAY WITH THEM THEY LEFT ME AND THIS FOLDING CHAIR ., ANYWAY MY BROTHER IS MAKING TACOS AND BURRITOS FOR TACO BURRITO MOVIE NIGHT I GOTTA GO ., WAIT WHAT IS THE FUTURE LIKE ., YOU KNOW MYSTERY!?!? ., WHAT!?!? ., ITS LIKE THAT FULL OF QUESTIONABLE ALIEN TECHNOLOGY ... ., SOMEON SAID YOU PURCHASED A HIVE TYRANT !! ... !! its very rare not like the others it collects necrons and houses them next to good english nieghbors... !! I must go may the force of FARK WELL BE WITH YOU DEAR JOLLY CHRISTMAS...🫵 ., 🏈, HEAD...THE LION EL JOHNSON DOES THINGS NO ONE ELSE CAN DO ., LIKE WHAT ., GIVE ME YOUR MONEY ., NO ... !! OK ...CY@
@@glue3850 What's not to understand? He's talking about the time Lion El'Jonson was resting on a folding chair while his brother (Guilliman) made tacos and burritos. Typical 80s lore, really.
Ork player be like : The noisy one The one that built his own minies and is really proud of showing them That one ork player that just have boyz... lots of them Beastsnagga The lazy one (still has his minies on the sprue, glued the sprue part in the base and call it a day) The no thonk one that somehow doesn't get whipped turn 1
Exactly. Idk why noone uses them. For like $5 u can get a line lazer pointer that's smaller than a stick of chapstick and will last u forever. And it completely changes the game
The model dropped one is so accurate. At this point I want to hunt down half the world's glue companies and file a fraud complaint about their "super" glues.
Use the type of Krazy glue with the brush. I used to use Hobby Lobby super glue and I would be able to pop off bits with my fingers if I wanted to but ever since I started using Krazy glue it just stays like zero evidence of it budging whatsoever. I only bought it because I got made to order metal models and the HL glue wasn't working but I don't see myself going back now.
A friendly rule I recommend is “can you see the body of the model?” Because it makes sense you’d get the cover bonus if there’s no real target to shoot at.
@@Stealyourmemes_studios Total War Warhammer, The Old World, literally every edition of Warhammer Fantasy, etc. It’s the first Warhammer game ever made. And it was great.
3d printer has saved me so much money its insane. Before I print I check to see what I would have paid if I went to GW, and write it down. Already saved over 1k fuck their pricing
Or in my case, the unlucky rolls of my opponents. Had a game recently against Grey Knights that I won because my opponent failed every single roll for Vortex of Doom on his Librarians into my Knight Abominant, that then proceeded to wipe both of them off the board.
This made me miss going to my hobby shop when I was in High School (and well after that) I miss the hobby, maybe one day when I get more of an income I will go back to it. Cherish what you have yall, things can get rough but when you *can't* do your think it can kill the soul.
Like 10 years ago my father went up against a guy who had a unit, which charged against the 1st enemy unit it saw as a rule. So the guy just said, the unit shows the rear to the enemy and backs up till it its time to attack
I can confirm that I do get board wiped turn one when I play Tau. If I play space marines, my Eradicators and my Apothecary Biologis are the ones that somehow always survive. (Only two armies I play bc both are fully painted/have paint on them, and Tau is the army I chose when I started). Bonus story: One of the guys I play with was late by 30 minutes. One of the other players call him nearly 10 times. He starts spamming texts when he finally picks up. P1 (guy who’s there): “Dude, where tf are you?” 02 (guy who’s late): “I’m nearly there, calm down” *thud noise* P1: “Did you just get into your car?” P2: *car engine noise* “… No.” We all lost out shit
@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle That's an oversight on the makers of the game, dude. Players find ways to break games all the time in ways the creators didn't think of or plan causing the creators to adjust the rules and plug the holes in the game. Remember back when a Player could keep an entire army in reserve and the opponent could deploy Scouts on the other players edge of the board to prevent them from summoning their reserves(their whole army) resulting in them instantly losing? That was an unintentional oversight by the game makers and they changed the rules to fix it.
The space marine with a tucked in profile of 3 square inches vs the spindly mess of spikes and tentacles that is my tyranid monsters spreading 6 inches past the base in every direction... Line of sight is stupid and prioritizes lame poses.
Just go by base, it's easier in 90% of cases. My base can draw an uninterrupted line to your base, so you can shoot me. Play by intent and don't be a sod, basically.
@@alexisauld7781 Yeah but tell that to the space marine player that purposely hunched his marines over and cut the arms and hands to make them tucked in poses for the sole purpose of hiding behind cover... He'll throw a hissy fit.
@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle necrons, orcs, demons, even tau don't have this problem... It's mainly a space marine one because all their models are variations of the same base. Play what you want but don't have rules blatantly built in your favour... It's not exactly good for game balance.
Question, I cant find the video that first song was from anymore. It used to be a clip of some navy dudes blaring it at sea, but its vanished. Anyone know where it is
0:32 broo had the same thing happen to me and fucking forgot that my one unit couldnt have been hit by his melee attacks because its a flying unit (first time playing shouldnt have gone to a turnament) also it was totally unfair because he 1. used legends moddels and then 2. didnt tell me about all its weapons 3. it was 3d printed and the rules what you see is what you get sadly didnt apply which is why he kinda cheated ig
Wasn’t there a guy who legit lost before he could begin his turn because of an obscure rule in a past edition that didn’t forbid putting his scouts into the opponents deployment line?
I'm still gonna buy warhammer minifigs, even if they changed the lore to add female custodians (marketing purposes I guess, such changes are for the money and not for the fans)
@@randomenvelope It's a little bit amplified by how a lot of the time, there's less movement, and more just constant dice rolls. Not even any fancy cards to work with like other boardgames have.
1🇺🇸🌈🎄✏️🏴☠️🏆☕💪🥷🏽🏈 CHAUNCE AND CHAUNCY YOUR MOTHER IS CHANCE OF FRANCE...LISTEN TO THE SONG CIGARETTES AFTER SEX...HENRY & RICHARD ARE THE BEST BUT THATS ENGLAND...
I have been accused of cheating a few times by some salty players, you tailored your army to fight mine!, bro I have all foot eldar, I have every unit in the game on table right now, explain to me why I have swooping hawks vs tyrannids? Another was rules violations until I pointed out the page and rule and let him have a read, "that's bullshit" was loud. Still... games lined up and I was never asking if people wanted a game, I had que's, though that could also be because that store was almost exclusively SM/Guard with a few nids players... I think there was one ork and one DE player... and a pair of CSM players who'd play me in 5-15k games... Ork players are some of the best though to just have fun with, he even taught me a little blood bowl and gothic.
1🇺🇸🌈🎄🏴☠️🏆☕🥷🏽🏈 THE CATS ARE CORRECT I HAVE NOT BEEN AS FUNNY AS CATS...AND IF IM NOT FINISHED HOW COULD GOD BE FINISHED...KELLY ., PLAYS THE EMPTY ROOM SCENARIO WHERE IS THE WARHAMMER ., GONE TO THE FUTURE...TO BE WITH THEM ., I AM THE LION EL JOHNSON... ., CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE... ., WHAT HAPPENED ., ALIEN INVADERS...FLEW IN...YEAH THOSE ONES THE OTHER GUYS AND FLEW AWAY WITH THEM THEY LEFT ME AND THIS FOLDING CHAIR ., ANYWAY MY BROTHER IS MAKING TACOS AND BURRITOS FOR TACO BURRITO MOVIE NIGHT I GOTTA GO ., WAIT WHAT IS THE FUTURE LIKE ., YOU KNOW MYSTERY!?!? ., WHAT!?!? ., ITS LIKE THAT FULL OF QUESTIONABLE ALIEN TECHNOLOGY ... ., SOMEON SAID YOU PURCHASED A HIVE TYRANT !! ... !! its very rare not like the others it collects necrons and houses them next to good english nieghbors... !! I must go may the force of FARK WELL BE WITH YOU DEAR JOLLY CHRISTMAS...🫵 ., 🏈, HEAD...THE LION EL JOHNSON DOES THINGS NO ONE ELSE CAN DO ., LIKE WHAT ., GIVE ME YOUR MONEY ., NO ... !! OK ...CY@
True? 🤔
I am stealing that "May the Force of FCK well be with you!"
What the hell
@@glue3850 What's not to understand? He's talking about the time Lion El'Jonson was resting on a folding chair while his brother (Guilliman) made tacos and burritos. Typical 80s lore, really.
Big if true! 😮
0:59 “Sir you can’t eat the opponent’s minis because you’re a tyrannid-“
there's edible 3d printing filament and you can paint them with edible coloring. make your tyranid players eat their kills.
the most mentally stable competitive players
There have always been Catstodes
Castoridaes 🦫
Of course. Never forget Kitten
Its all cannon!
There's no cat in Cat Sing Se.
There have always been Female Space Marines...
0:54 me while my opponent wonders where her terminator went
Me 3D printing a full army for 30 bucks of resin :
We need this for ork players now too...
Ork player be like :
The noisy one
The one that built his own minies and is really proud of showing them
That one ork player that just have boyz... lots of them
Beastsnagga
The lazy one (still has his minies on the sprue, glued the sprue part in the base and call it a day)
The no thonk one that somehow doesn't get whipped turn 1
@@paille-boy the last one has the blessing of Gork, all Brutal, no Kunnin'!
We dont do cat memes ya git. Its more WWAAAGGGHHHH! Less of dem squeeks.
@@OEFarredondo you try and have a face eating contest with a cat and tell me how that goes...
@@cheeserdane I won. Ate the cat too
0:28 incorrect, warhammer players don't shower
Incorrect, as a Warhammer player, the shower doesn't work because of our connection to the warp
In regard to LoS - might I recommend Gods gift, the holy laser pointer?
Exactly. Idk why noone uses them. For like $5 u can get a line lazer pointer that's smaller than a stick of chapstick and will last u forever. And it completely changes the game
That's tech-Heresy!
Kitties :3
Just as The Emperor intended
I'm the player who miraculously misses 5 2 ups in a row on the hammerhead railgun
I feel that.
Warhammer 40K and cat memes. The two things I never thought would go together but now I cant get enough of xD
The model dropped one is so accurate. At this point I want to hunt down half the world's glue companies and file a fraud complaint about their "super" glues.
That's funny; one of my Primaris Initiates just fell of my windowsill today and lost his arm lol
@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 I have a particular death guard marine that had his limps reglued three times now.
@@scarecrow2097 Pretty fitting for the Death Guard
The "super" in superglue means super fast, not super strong. Most are actually quite weak. For plastic models it's usually better to use plastic glue.
Use the type of Krazy glue with the brush. I used to use Hobby Lobby super glue and I would be able to pop off bits with my fingers if I wanted to but ever since I started using Krazy glue it just stays like zero evidence of it budging whatsoever. I only bought it because I got made to order metal models and the HL glue wasn't working but I don't see myself going back now.
"That one person who takes forever" is literally my wife! I have the jeopardy theme on my phone just for her.
You don’t know how cool it is to have a wife that plays warhammer haha 😂
Virgin "i SeE tHe BaRrEl Of YoUr GuN" 40k vs chad "your base is in my front arc" Fantasy Battle
A friendly rule I recommend is “can you see the body of the model?” Because it makes sense you’d get the cover bonus if there’s no real target to shoot at.
.who tf plays anything related to “fantasy battles”.
@@Stealyourmemes_studios chads
@@kompatybilijny9348I don’t think warhammer players are all auto-virgins just cause they play it. Also the barrel doesn’t count.
@@Stealyourmemes_studios Total War Warhammer, The Old World, literally every edition of Warhammer Fantasy, etc.
It’s the first Warhammer game ever made. And it was great.
carry a laser pointer for line of sight
Even when the players are cats?
i love this so much,. had to mute half the scenes, because my kitties startwed looking around for intruder cats :D
“I can see your antenna I have LOS”
The drop a model one is actually real. That's the exact noise I make.
During Easter I finally had a day off work to build my minis.
I now have a full custodees army... that I bought back during covid.
I don't speak english but I comment and like to please the machine spirit❤
For the Meowperor!
0:40 "but I already spent all those on Transformers, LEGO, and Gunpla..."
3d printer has saved me so much money its insane. Before I print I check to see what I would have paid if I went to GW, and write it down. Already saved over 1k fuck their pricing
"This is fun, I am having fun right now."
What about us players who think about the game we won, and realize it was for lucky rolls?
Or in my case, the unlucky rolls of my opponents. Had a game recently against Grey Knights that I won because my opponent failed every single roll for Vortex of Doom on his Librarians into my Knight Abominant, that then proceeded to wipe both of them off the board.
How about the player that has to look at their codex 67 times only to find out that yes your hitting on 4+
This made me miss going to my hobby shop when I was in High School (and well after that)
I miss the hobby, maybe one day when I get more of an income I will go back to it.
Cherish what you have yall, things can get rough but when you *can't* do your think it can kill the soul.
Your not too off
I have thoroughly enjoyed this. Good show
I love this video. Nice job editing!
Thank you! Got some animation in the works!
@@cryinx I’m excited. Can’t wait to see what’s next!
I'm mostly just here for the lore lmao
Same lol
I refuse to pay a arm and a leg for cheep plastic I have to paint myself
Like 10 years ago my father went up against a guy who had a unit, which charged against the 1st enemy unit it saw as a rule. So the guy just said, the unit shows the rear to the enemy and backs up till it its time to attack
I can confirm that I do get board wiped turn one when I play Tau. If I play space marines, my Eradicators and my Apothecary Biologis are the ones that somehow always survive.
(Only two armies I play bc both are fully painted/have paint on them, and Tau is the army I chose when I started).
Bonus story: One of the guys I play with was late by 30 minutes. One of the other players call him nearly 10 times. He starts spamming texts when he finally picks up.
P1 (guy who’s there): “Dude, where tf are you?”
02 (guy who’s late): “I’m nearly there, calm down” *thud noise*
P1: “Did you just get into your car?”
P2: *car engine noise* “… No.”
We all lost out shit
Part 2?
I love this. Warhammer cats are awesome.
Jokes aside, this perfectly nails Warhammer lol.
I was in a tournament and a guy actually said after I won, "i don't blame my rolls but I'm going to blame them this time".
Wow! You managed to make all of this situations with one (1) single custodes! I always knew he was talented. Just don't bring the tau around him.
A well-made game would not have any mechanical way to have a first turn victory.
A player with 2 braincells to rub together won't deploy in a way that allows them to get tables turn 1.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle That's an oversight on the makers of the game, dude. Players find ways to break games all the time in ways the creators didn't think of or plan causing the creators to adjust the rules and plug the holes in the game. Remember back when a Player could keep an entire army in reserve and the opponent could deploy Scouts on the other players edge of the board to prevent them from summoning their reserves(their whole army) resulting in them instantly losing? That was an unintentional oversight by the game makers and they changed the rules to fix it.
@@LordProteus you can only get tables turn 1 if you deploy stupidly. Putting your entire army in reserves is a stupid deployment
I'm surprised there wasn't anyone complaining about women being... "checks notes"
... being in the lore?
The space marine with a tucked in profile of 3 square inches vs the spindly mess of spikes and tentacles that is my tyranid monsters spreading 6 inches past the base in every direction...
Line of sight is stupid and prioritizes lame poses.
It's uniquely a warhammer problem, other games don't have this problem
Just go by base, it's easier in 90% of cases. My base can draw an uninterrupted line to your base, so you can shoot me. Play by intent and don't be a sod, basically.
@@alexisauld7781 Yeah but tell that to the space marine player that purposely hunched his marines over and cut the arms and hands to make them tucked in poses for the sole purpose of hiding behind cover...
He'll throw a hissy fit.
It has been 0 days since the last meltdown by a tyranid player that not everybody is playing tyranids
@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle necrons, orcs, demons, even tau don't have this problem... It's mainly a space marine one because all their models are variations of the same base. Play what you want but don't have rules blatantly built in your favour... It's not exactly good for game balance.
This is art
A one Warhammer meme, make a wish 🌠
Question, I cant find the video that first song was from anymore. It used to be a clip of some navy dudes blaring it at sea, but its vanished. Anyone know where it is
Nice, you got 1 more follower!
Warhammer players that play on tabletop simulator
Talk about the loaded dice cheaters
0:32 broo had the same thing happen to me and fucking forgot that my one unit couldnt have been hit by his melee attacks because its a flying unit (first time playing shouldnt have gone to a turnament) also it was totally unfair because he 1. used legends moddels and then 2. didnt tell me about all its weapons 3. it was 3d printed and the rules what you see is what you get sadly didnt apply which is why he kinda cheated ig
FOR THE ALGORITHM!!
Wasn’t there a guy who legit lost before he could begin his turn because of an obscure rule in a past edition that didn’t forbid putting his scouts into the opponents deployment line?
Very good very good
Im just a lore collector.
Purrfect.
unrealistic, warhammer players dont shower
Pretty much.
….But a Warhammer player that showers..?
I neeeeed that 99-40k meme
What's the source? I can't seem to find it.
@@carolineturingdsdidn't bother searching the warp, but I did now, and nothing.
Hotline Miami song is choice
Wallhanger
whats the song at the end of the video
Last song name? 😺
I'm still gonna buy warhammer minifigs, even if they changed the lore to add female custodians (marketing purposes I guess, such changes are for the money and not for the fans)
I still, have never seen a warhammer game in session.
I’m a be honest here, unless you are playing the game it’s kinda boring
@Ottersanity isnt that how most board games work?
@@randomenvelope It's a little bit amplified by how a lot of the time, there's less movement, and more just constant dice rolls. Not even any fancy cards to work with like other boardgames have.
@@randomenvelope Yes
My solution: Play Kill Team
Yes this is funny to me
1🇺🇸🌈🎄✏️🏴☠️🏆☕💪🥷🏽🏈 CHAUNCE AND CHAUNCY YOUR MOTHER IS CHANCE OF FRANCE...LISTEN TO THE SONG CIGARETTES AFTER SEX...HENRY & RICHARD ARE THE BEST BUT THATS ENGLAND...
haha so funny.
Lol
Pfhahahahahaha that's a good one 😂
I have been accused of cheating a few times by some salty players, you tailored your army to fight mine!, bro I have all foot eldar, I have every unit in the game on table right now, explain to me why I have swooping hawks vs tyrannids?
Another was rules violations until I pointed out the page and rule and let him have a read, "that's bullshit" was loud.
Still... games lined up and I was never asking if people wanted a game, I had que's, though that could also be because that store was almost exclusively SM/Guard with a few nids players... I think there was one ork and one DE player... and a pair of CSM players who'd play me in 5-15k games...
Ork players are some of the best though to just have fun with, he even taught me a little blood bowl and gothic.
Ngl, Battletech is not that much different.
I hate new warhammer
Imagine cheating bri just get good
Cats...... you get down voted
The last song ruined it
I love The Emperor