Making a One Man Army in Total Warhammer 3

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  • @TheGrimKleaper
    @TheGrimKleaper  Рік тому +1198

    Play War Thunder now with my link, and get tons of bonus vehicles, boosters, and more: playwt.link/grimkleaper

    • @thefrogmagician9866
      @thefrogmagician9866 Рік тому +16

      Okay 😔

    • @LecherousCthulhu
      @LecherousCthulhu Рік тому +5

      The elves would win just because Orion is stronk like that when declaring war against everyone

    • @TheGloriousMoron
      @TheGloriousMoron Рік тому +3

      Crashing planes into Ship doesn't work, I have tried

    • @mosi1234
      @mosi1234 Рік тому +3

      Why do you make these warhammer videos so much fun to watch

    • @comedycorpse9768
      @comedycorpse9768 Рік тому

      off subject but what software do you use for editing and how long does it take to edit your videos on general ? im considering youtube as a side project and its a daunting task for someone who just started. btw love the warhammer videos on your channel, they are great. keep doing you man

  • @DatBrasss
    @DatBrasss Рік тому +7329

    The best faction to declare war on everyone is Orion's wood elves. You get less upkeep per enemy you're at war with. Eventually, you are paying zero upkeep for dozens of armies. It is glorious.

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 Рік тому +955

      Twenty five factions for faction wide free upkeep.
      The downside woodelves.
      Maximum two local recruitment per turn with about eleven settlements that you can actually recruit from. Silver lining each general with six points in the blue line is +1 Global recruitment slots.

    • @genericprofile2381
      @genericprofile2381 Рік тому +365

      You dont get guns though.

    • @gabrielmelnik6796
      @gabrielmelnik6796 Рік тому +135

      Nono You got it all wrong, it's skarbrand

    • @TheLionElJonson
      @TheLionElJonson Рік тому +19

      @@gabrielmelnik6796 Why?

    • @230Cheerios
      @230Cheerios Рік тому +195

      @@TheLionElJonson bloodlust is one kind of a drug

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith Рік тому +2473

    "This sword makes everyone declare war on you."
    Normal players: "That's horrible."
    Kleaper: _"Oh my god automation yes please thank you."_

    • @light6666
      @light6666 11 місяців тому +86

      50 turns later: we can throw the sword away and save everyone.. however *bigger sword*

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz Рік тому +6867

    These are easily my favourite total war videos

    • @maltegyll5265
      @maltegyll5265 Рік тому +23

      how are you everywhere?

    • @DJwanderr
      @DJwanderr Рік тому +3

      MA boiiiiiiiiiii

    • @RK-cj4oc
      @RK-cj4oc Рік тому +6

      You were my childhood man. Thank you.

    • @dfastillo
      @dfastillo Рік тому +10

      Pokémon man moving to total war now

    • @blazeo8939
      @blazeo8939 Рік тому +2

      Basically the only total war videos

  • @AlexLorentzenloganjamesalex
    @AlexLorentzenloganjamesalex Рік тому +959

    trait limit is actually 40 but it adds traits the moment you start making progress to them, meaning you had 10 inactive traits. you were just lucky to get a nice even number. Look it up for a mod that fixes it

  • @cowforceseven7328
    @cowforceseven7328 Рік тому +891

    You just condensed over a hundred turns of intense warfare into the best 30 minute total war video I've ever seen. You are gifted.

    • @javicoca
      @javicoca Рік тому +8

      Very impressive stuff

    • @APT4Tech
      @APT4Tech Рік тому +1

      30 gifts to be exact. 😄

  • @nalthanzo4648
    @nalthanzo4648 Рік тому +2418

    Noctilus becoming a new Chaos God through overwhelming cannon fire and big crabs is truly the pinnacle of Warhammer lore.

  • @akcartman1
    @akcartman1 Рік тому +1692

    i dont think people understand just how hard to create, play, edit a campaign like this and compress it in a funny 20 min video. Absolute massive props, subbed and liked

    • @Vin.1904
      @Vin.1904 Рік тому +20

      Its 35mnts

    • @Thetruepianoman
      @Thetruepianoman Рік тому

      ​@@Vin.1904munts

    • @murmurrrr
      @murmurrrr Рік тому +3

      He's playing on an easy difficulty level, that makes it rather easyl

    • @edwardking9359
      @edwardking9359 11 місяців тому +23

      ​@murmurrrr still a lot of effort to play that many battles and then edit it down into an entertaining video. It's not about the actual skill shown in game.

    • @OffscreenkillVA
      @OffscreenkillVA 9 місяців тому +17

      @@murmurrrr You really have no Idea how much goes into creating that.

  • @brandonmidkiff8200
    @brandonmidkiff8200 Рік тому +423

    0:00 Introduction
    0:05 Premise
    1:03 Rules
    1:25 War Thunder Sponsorship
    2:47 Act I: The Reckoning
    17:40 Act II: Manifest Destiny

  • @BRaMMeG
    @BRaMMeG Рік тому +1174

    Let me say this once: We want you to make more Total War Warhammer videos.
    This was amazing.

    • @Tom-oj7si
      @Tom-oj7si Рік тому +2

      +1

    • @ukwarrior89
      @ukwarrior89 Рік тому

      can you say it again i didnt hear you the first time

    • @alexkaplan6581
      @alexkaplan6581 Рік тому +1

      Some Chorfs would be fun. Enslave the world!

    • @xanethestrange7659
      @xanethestrange7659 Рік тому +4

      This and RimWorld
      Well if I'm being honest his content is just amazing in general

  • @dobbers9921
    @dobbers9921 7 місяців тому +41

    Being Cambodian made that random ass line side-splittingly hilarious. Just as I was thinking "Wait a minute... We're not Thai!" the map marker in Japan popped up and elevated the joke from a belly laugh to an outright wheezing one. Very well played, my dude. Very well played indeed.

    • @bernielarsen8108
      @bernielarsen8108 4 місяці тому

      I come back to this video once a month for that absolute premium joke. Then watch the whole thing because it is a masterpiece.

    • @THENemesisXX99
      @THENemesisXX99 Місяць тому

      Got a timestamp?

    • @dobbers9921
      @dobbers9921 Місяць тому

      @@THENemesisXX99 ua-cam.com/video/lpSgC-e_uXA/v-deo.html

  • @fraxtorgaming
    @fraxtorgaming Рік тому +1334

    When he went “this is total war” and total warred everyone made me shiver

    • @greatgoofy484
      @greatgoofy484 Рік тому

      William booty catcher

    • @MasterLukasVideos
      @MasterLukasVideos Рік тому +5

      I agree

    • @arctic3601
      @arctic3601 Рік тому +22

      Shiver me timbers

    • @Tom-oj7si
      @Tom-oj7si Рік тому

      I'm gonna total war all over your face 😈

    • @eddiejohansson8040
      @eddiejohansson8040 Рік тому +20

      personally loved the part where he said "its vampire coastin' time" and vampire coasted all over the place

  • @gilgamesh7084
    @gilgamesh7084 Рік тому +456

    “How does power beyond comprehension feel?”
    Really makes me want to see a run Archaon booking it for Sok at the start of the game. Be pretty funny to watch the rampage

    • @magosexploratoradeon6409
      @magosexploratoradeon6409 Рік тому +23

      Ulthuan would've been immediately turned into Dark Elf territory if that happens.

    • @lordnootnoot2892
      @lordnootnoot2892 5 місяців тому

      Did this age well? He did not book for the SoK but he was still a force to be reckon with

  • @FerreusIntus
    @FerreusIntus Рік тому +8855

    I feel like he's reached internet historian status. Where every time he uploads they're bangers, but he only uploads once every fifty years.

    • @mauicez5040
      @mauicez5040 Рік тому +271

      i really wish he would drop more but i know TW:W3 is a LONG game

    • @FerreusIntus
      @FerreusIntus Рік тому +113

      @@mauicez5040 the wait is worth it though

    • @SteppingRazor762
      @SteppingRazor762 Рік тому +85

      It’s almost like taking your time on a video is a good thing 🤔

    • @0krana333
      @0krana333 Рік тому +47

      @@mauicez5040 tbh i just rewatch his videos over and over again so i can wait for the next masterpiece

    • @MamaBearKS
      @MamaBearKS Рік тому +23

      @@mauicez5040 On top of the editing, the editing is great and I can't tell you how many times one of his quick edits made me chuckle with his line delivery

  • @MyLittleZergling
    @MyLittleZergling Рік тому +645

    Okay new theory: you’re not playing as the faction lord you choose, you’re playing as the sword of khaine that chooses the faction lord it wants to control

    • @commanderdemonno9819
      @commanderdemonno9819 Рік тому +20

      so i imagine that choosing to reject the sword is just the sword of khaine giving up?

    • @MyLittleZergling
      @MyLittleZergling Рік тому

      good point. most people dont finish their campaigns either
      @@commanderdemonno9819​

    • @andrew3203
      @andrew3203 11 місяців тому +35

      @@commanderdemonno9819 That option is only the illusion of choice. Nobody gives up the sword.

  • @Dr_Weirdoo
    @Dr_Weirdoo Рік тому +371

    I know it takes 2-3 months for every vid, but the degree of comedy the Script has is amazing and worth the wait

  • @Nicole-dk1cn
    @Nicole-dk1cn Рік тому +47

    "the age old art form of minimum wage" - I'm in tears. You make this game so entertaining.

  • @FLoooT
    @FLoooT Рік тому +427

    29:30 "when you outnumber them 1700 to 14 and you're losing", ah I love the Warhammer universes.

    • @Sara3346
      @Sara3346 Рік тому +31

      Yeah the Dark Elves in fantasy are ridiculous, many factions are like high medival levies with some renniasance gear and they are rocking the equivalent of WW2 eara battleships in their navy, having an airforce of dragons, and manticores, chariots pulle dby teams of raptors with the biggest crossbows on the planet pretty, much and on and on and on.
      Then again the american empire as it stood in like 1930 whose vibes they were clearly going for was also a wee bit over powered.

  • @ReigoVassal
    @ReigoVassal Рік тому +4

    "May God have mercy.
    This God."
    Is so badass I'm gonna start using it

  • @LoveFae95
    @LoveFae95 Рік тому +407

    The quality has gone massively up recently and I'm loving it

  • @lees1159
    @lees1159 Рік тому +24

    I can only imagine the amount of work that must go into productions like this. Well done man. I'm gonna stick around for more.

  • @voidserver
    @voidserver Рік тому +402

    Congrats on the sponsor! It's great to see your channel grow

  • @ezzzzyyy
    @ezzzzyyy Рік тому +48

    This man's humor is absolutely 11/10, literally hilarious

  • @daud8059
    @daud8059 Рік тому +784

    12:50 The generic problem with wielding the Sword [of Khaine] is that it will make everyone declare war on you.
    For us that’s not a problem but a feature.

  • @BirchMonkey857
    @BirchMonkey857 Рік тому +57

    Judging by how many times I've watched these four Total Warhammer videos, I think it's safe to say I agree with many when I say please make more.

  • @Gorbz
    @Gorbz Рік тому +139

    Fun thing about those traits is that while there is a limit of 30, you might not get 30 as even going in to force march once, for example, locks in the resultant trait as one of the 30, but does not tell you until you have met the requirements for it to appear. Having a general do every action once, fight every faction once, and hang out in low control settlements with construction for one turn will lock out over half your trait slots and give back nothing.

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 Рік тому +39

      Yeah this is why I don’t comprehend people who say traitmanager is cheating. Sure if you want you can make a 1mDS lord but at the same time without it avoiding traits till you have the 30 you want is tedious as fuuuuuuuuu. Especially on your faction LL as recruiting a single unit means a slot is gone.

  • @Firebolt-tr6hx
    @Firebolt-tr6hx 6 місяців тому +3

    This is actually the best intro to any youtube video I have ever seen. The music combined with your humour, voice, and actual discription of what you will be doing makes for the perfect intro.

  • @Josuegurrola
    @Josuegurrola Рік тому +229

    34:40 Needless to say the end times (with all triggers) is madness. It's like losing 2 to 10 years of lifespam.

  • @GamingWins
    @GamingWins Рік тому +8

    Easily the best ad spot i’ve ever seen. Inspiring me that WE CAN have fun with these reads!!

  • @lavabeard5939
    @lavabeard5939 Рік тому +177

    I think the trait limit is actually 40, but you get invisible traits when trait challenges are partially completed, which eats up a trait slot.

  • @lordsesshomaru8960
    @lordsesshomaru8960 Рік тому +13

    Seeing that Sun Dragon get humiliated like that at 14:07 just made my day as a Morathi main. 😂💀

  • @jogurcik2879
    @jogurcik2879 Рік тому +250

    I really enjoy your total war warhammer content❤ Keep going!

  • @SamFisherFG
    @SamFisherFG Рік тому +17

    Seriously, you need to do more of these, ive watch your 3 campaign videos like 30 times, i can definitely see you blowing up cause of these.

  • @nightwingbrund1825
    @nightwingbrund1825 Рік тому +143

    Loved the last one and was waiting for another, probably watched the other 3 Warhammer videos like 10 times each.

  • @brokenthread8126
    @brokenthread8126 Рік тому +9

    I just got into a warhammer and found your videos. I've never been more into a game. It was so fun to play, and I'm excited to see what comes of your videos. Hope to see you around more.

  • @mranderson9553
    @mranderson9553 Рік тому +102

    i imagine this actually helps promote world peace, all the factions will get a relationship buff with each other due to their mutual hate of you

  • @rafaelmedina4305
    @rafaelmedina4305 Рік тому

    Not going to lie, but that’s the first time i didn’t skip a “war of thunder” Sponsored ad and now I low key might download it due to your commentary!!

  • @Killersean900
    @Killersean900 Рік тому +125

    Y’know, I just wanted to leave this comment here to tell you that I absolutely adore your videos. Your humor and editing makes me laugh like very few other things can. Thank you, Grim Kleaper, for these hilarious videos.

  • @cavsmoody3270
    @cavsmoody3270 Рік тому +3

    I have never seen a guy so good doing his video’s, the cut the humor the approach. It’s damn near perfect!

  • @MamaBearKS
    @MamaBearKS Рік тому +26

    It was your Settra video that got me into Total War and Warhammer as a whole, not even kidding, I'm now deep into the Warhammer 40k and fantasy lore and have nealry 200 hours in TW:W3 now, thank you Kleaper for showing me the pearly gates and fiery hells of the insanity that is this game!

  • @pedroalfonzo3468
    @pedroalfonzo3468 Рік тому +2

    Honestly didn't know this game, never were into total war games, AND EVEN THO I FREAKING LOVE THIS VIDEOS. Makes me curious about all the mechanics and factions of the game. Awesome videos!

  • @palaranp
    @palaranp Рік тому +59

    I don't even play Total War, nor I'm interested in the Warhammer universe. That's how good these videos are.

  • @boywithacrush
    @boywithacrush Рік тому +10

    I have watched this video at least 5 times and will likely watch it again and again as its such nice back ground content as well. Editing style is hilarious and very entertaining.

  • @silverpact1008
    @silverpact1008 Рік тому +7

    This is an hour old video, I just finished it's 35 minute runtime. 25 minutes into it being posted, I started it. I knew not. I only saw a TW:WH3 Grim Kleaper video, and knew i'd enjoy my time. I am happy to see more will come.

  • @cosaicole7139
    @cosaicole7139 Рік тому +3

    I don't know why or how but I can't stop watching this video. It's just so fluid and well done I'm not tired it even watching it again

  • @zacharydonofrio7285
    @zacharydonofrio7285 Рік тому +16

    The pace and tone of all of grim’s videos make them 1000% better

  • @malazanmarine2959
    @malazanmarine2959 Рік тому +1

    That was the greatest and most compelling warthunder ad ive ever seen.

  • @naimyguy1622
    @naimyguy1622 Рік тому +44

    If i could mainline endless videos of this quality into my veins 24/7 i might

  • @jamesmurray784
    @jamesmurray784 Рік тому +2

    No idea how I've gone years of being a Warhammer fan and never seen a single one of your videos. This has ben a hell of an experience. Subscribed 👍

  • @BirchMonkey857
    @BirchMonkey857 Рік тому +26

    NICE. I've been hoping for more Total Warhammer from you. Noctilus v. Door actually made me laugh out loud, not just exhale through my nose or chuckle.

  • @donovanhampton2431
    @donovanhampton2431 Рік тому +1

    10:19 is the perfect incapsulation of the warhammer experiance

  • @drageus9059
    @drageus9059 Рік тому +20

    I feel like with every Total War Warhammer video you upload, there comes up another faction that I'd love to play as when I once buy the game

  • @teagankoth-jw9ps
    @teagankoth-jw9ps 3 місяці тому +1

    The sea shanty at the enf gave me chills

  • @RealTykan
    @RealTykan Рік тому +23

    the amount of editing this takes
    respect

  • @kamikaze4172
    @kamikaze4172 Рік тому +3

    I think I've watched this at least 3 times now
    On a side note, what did those declarations look like?
    "I have waged war on you!"
    "Why?"
    "...I don't know. But we'll cross that bridge when we get there!"

  • @josemiguelbecerra5199
    @josemiguelbecerra5199 Рік тому +5

    Singehandly got me into this series of games and I’m about to play my first campaign thanks dude these videos are crazy

  • @shaggyboy9362
    @shaggyboy9362 Рік тому

    Yo that viva piñata reference made my day, nostalgic as hell for that game

  • @mosckvinho7027
    @mosckvinho7027 Рік тому +5

    The content is so good that I spend weeks watching the Warhammer videos on this channel. I am extremely happy that the channel is doing well.

  • @BelegaerTheGreat
    @BelegaerTheGreat 4 місяці тому +1

    OMG! Claiming the Sword of Khaine is lore-accurate now!

  • @sanspapyrus2932
    @sanspapyrus2932 Рік тому +9

    Literally the best channel I found a few of your rimworld vids ago and have binging everything twice since
    Keep it up!

  • @sieghart113vn
    @sieghart113vn Рік тому +4

    This is the ideal Warhammer playthrough. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

  • @TheSniperpal
    @TheSniperpal Рік тому +17

    I was hoping this was coming lol. Surprised he didn’t use Orion though

  • @sorapwn1200
    @sorapwn1200 Рік тому

    Okay, but can we talk about how amazing of line "may God have mercy on you. This God." Is with the camera focused on Noctilus? Especially with the rest of the video backing it up?

  • @BlizzardAcolyte
    @BlizzardAcolyte Рік тому +4

    - The sad thing is, as informative and engaging as it was…all I kept thinking about while watching the 2nd half was how I wish the Monstrous Arcanum was available to all factions. It would be funny to see the Necrofex Armada up against all those Monster Hunts and what clashes of titans those would all turn into
    - 25:12 I'm so jealous that you spawned Celestial Storm...I still haven't personally seen them yet

  • @daddiskrub
    @daddiskrub Рік тому +1

    the viva pinata part brought me back
    fire ass games
    i wish they had a remaster

  • @underinkwolf
    @underinkwolf Рік тому +18

    I love it when Kleaper releases these videos. Somehow they can only get better, now we have reached the Undead US Navy

  • @beestings22
    @beestings22 Рік тому +1

    The amount of content showcased in this one video has shown me that this might just be the most variable and sandbox video game I’ve ever seen

  • @mikeyhunt1844
    @mikeyhunt1844 Рік тому +21

    Love the videos man keep up the good work!

  • @That-One-Friend01
    @That-One-Friend01 2 місяці тому +2

    Do a campaign where you can only auto resolve

  • @user-BadUsername
    @user-BadUsername Рік тому +3

    11:58 I miss viva pinata

  • @swaim6995
    @swaim6995 Рік тому +2

    When ever i see you play warhammer, it activates my dopamine receptors higher than The Count's ward save. Keep up the good work and make even more fantastic videos!

  • @arcane2631
    @arcane2631 Рік тому +4

    Belakor serves the chaos gods once again, clearly tzeentch just used him to troll you and stop you from truly ascending with the last trait

  • @hamosac7588
    @hamosac7588 Рік тому +1

    There ain't NO WAY I just saw someone make a viva pinata joke. Subbed

  • @rofldoffel9826
    @rofldoffel9826 Рік тому +12

    Sorry, I can't play Warthunder I don't have access to classified Military documents

  • @augustperez7008
    @augustperez7008 Рік тому +2

    I think this is my third time watching this video, your delivery, gameplay, humor its all golden, you are without a doubt the best total war youtuber, I hope you make more videos of this game soon

  • @settratheimperishable7800
    @settratheimperishable7800 Рік тому +3

    Puss in Boots getting charged for his multiple accounts of genocide at the Nuremberg Trials 9:53

  • @spreadthebread-
    @spreadthebread- 5 місяців тому +1

    beatbox champion got me on the floor

  • @TehWunderward1
    @TehWunderward1 Рік тому +3

    Funny, was my first faction. Love your Warhammer vids and you played my fav faction! Great stuff

  • @Meuduso1
    @Meuduso1 Рік тому

    I don't play or know Total War Warhammer but these vids are making me add it to my Steam Wishlist to be bought during a sale and never touched

  • @Y8K_Y8K_Y8K
    @Y8K_Y8K_Y8K Рік тому +6

    5:04 Elf girls be like

  • @ГеоргийПодсветов

    YES! Finally the channel that puts songs used into description, WITH timecodes! Thank you so much for that!

  • @matohunter35
    @matohunter35 Рік тому +7

    In the final battle how many kills did our Psycho Pirate Lord get?

  • @Novachrono641
    @Novachrono641 Рік тому

    this guy is like oversimplified uploads once in a while but the videos are top quality

  • @run414
    @run414 Рік тому +3

    Am I imagining things, or is the music around 7:15 the Zerg music from Starcraft?
    Edit: The Starcraft Terran music also plays at 27:41!

  • @AdamTheJaggi
    @AdamTheJaggi Рік тому

    Queen Bess, her 4 baby Mortars, 4 Gunnery Wights and Necrofex Colossi was my Noctilus army in 2. literally didn't need to set foot inside any walled settlement. Right now, I'm digging the Norsca.

  • @aRandomCook
    @aRandomCook Рік тому +6

    Truly a glorious day when the Grim kleaper blesses us with his presence
    Praise the bird man \⁠(⁠^⁠o⁠^⁠)⁠/

  • @candymanva9629
    @candymanva9629 10 місяців тому +1

    Be’Lakor killing himself to spite you is something very in character for him

  • @nagisa3523
    @nagisa3523 Рік тому +3

    Hope we get loads more war crime videos dude!

  • @not_ryuka
    @not_ryuka Рік тому +1

    highly unexpected viva piñata reference
    based!

  • @amongusgaming123
    @amongusgaming123 Рік тому +6

    That moment when Noctilus said "Its I hate snowing time" and I hate snowed all over the place had me in tears

  • @SudsyMedusa53
    @SudsyMedusa53 Рік тому

    The extensive use of the Brigador soundtrack in a playthrough where you primarily use what are effectively wooden mechs is extremely fitting.

  • @DifficultInside
    @DifficultInside Рік тому +6

    I think you should stream your content on twitch and make videos out of them like this one! I would love to watch all 1000 hours of gameplay from you!

  • @bobbybolivia9304
    @bobbybolivia9304 Рік тому +1

    I love the narration! So well integrated! Noctilus and the boiz tore it up baby

  • @dragonlord4898
    @dragonlord4898 Рік тому +10

    Promotion Skip Button: 2:19

  • @JJCanDes
    @JJCanDes Рік тому

    I have never played a second of any Warhammer game. I didn't understand anything, but I liked the bright colors and the sound effects.

  • @Decinomic0n
    @Decinomic0n Рік тому +4

    A viva piñata reference in 2023? Someone else actually knows about that game?

  • @TeteBruleeFR
    @TeteBruleeFR Рік тому +1

    Excellently made with a great rhythm. Nice story telling. I loved all the references.
    Truly, a great deal of efforts went into this. A well deserved like, good sir!

  • @SweRazze
    @SweRazze 9 місяців тому +3

    Does anyone know what music is used at 22:30

  • @huntuo9786
    @huntuo9786 Рік тому

    i have absolutely no clue what this game is or what was going on but i certainly enjoyed it

  • @Jeenhuhs
    @Jeenhuhs Рік тому +4

    Gun