Humans meet Doomguy - DOOM Eternal Funny Moment

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  • @JoeChillton
    @JoeChillton 4 роки тому +80501

    Ok I'm getting this now

    • @tfg_8564
      @tfg_8564 4 роки тому +1664

      you look like a young carson

    • @petyakov9200
      @petyakov9200 4 роки тому +855

      2:01 Terminator 2 moment

    • @enriquegutierrezramirez7777
      @enriquegutierrezramirez7777 4 роки тому +130

      Lol but of course le epic cinematics im I right? Rip n tear! Lol

    • @bigballzmcdrawz2921
      @bigballzmcdrawz2921 4 роки тому +159

      It's a smart life choice trust me👍

    • @5678sothourn
      @5678sothourn 4 роки тому +300

      Notice he doesn’t kill any humans. Not even UAC

  • @DannyJ-zi6ib
    @DannyJ-zi6ib 3 роки тому +11339

    I love how everyone just seems genuinely terrified of doom guy and he just goes “sir just move so I can get to where I want and you’ll be fine”

    • @nobleradical2158
      @nobleradical2158 3 роки тому +601

      He’s basically just walking through to get to the BFG.

    • @seasnaill2589
      @seasnaill2589 3 роки тому +712

      "Kindly fuck off please."

    • @Order-zq8go
      @Order-zq8go 3 роки тому +332

      Man, imagine the scientists watching the live camera, and seeing the slayer destroy every single demon in the facility

    • @SanSouls
      @SanSouls 3 роки тому +107

      @ “fart and shit, until it is done.”

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 3 роки тому +137

      @@Order-zq8go
      _sees him walk into the room_
      "So....we're dead huh?"
      _casually walks through the room without even bumping into anyone_
      "...wait what?"

  • @eaterofchickens5438
    @eaterofchickens5438 4 роки тому +16593

    Just casually blows up a portion of Mars, with a building sized BFG... Then rewarded you with a BFG...
    This game has its priorities straight.

    • @jedimojojojo1603
      @jedimojojojo1603 4 роки тому +83

      Lol ha

    • @creepypastaguy6662
      @creepypastaguy6662 4 роки тому +536

      HAIL THE BIG FUCKING GUN

    • @professionaldumbass9958
      @professionaldumbass9958 4 роки тому +345

      “Danger all personnel Flee to Mars surface The doomsayer has control of the bfg”

    • @hugosinclair6798
      @hugosinclair6798 4 роки тому +28

      @@professionaldumbass9958 doomslayer victims in a nutshell

    • @Apoc2K
      @Apoc2K 4 роки тому +315

      The way he mashes the trigger. The only thing he's concerned with is the thing not firing fast enough.

  • @Manuska_
    @Manuska_ 4 роки тому +8736

    I like how the first warning is "the slayer has control of the bfg" but he just rips [ *and tears* ] out the bfg and the second alarm is "the slayer HAS the bfg"

    • @camaranjones6679
      @camaranjones6679 3 роки тому +440

      Hmm... it’s almost like they knew he was gonna take it

    • @Manuska_
      @Manuska_ 3 роки тому +387

      @@camaranjones6679 well you know what they say: hope for the best, plan for the worst

    • @emilydixon3886
      @emilydixon3886 3 роки тому +156

      Does bfg stand for Big Focking Gun?

    • @chunsungchiang6472
      @chunsungchiang6472 3 роки тому +43

      @@emilydixon3886 yes or smth like that

    • @Manuska_
      @Manuska_ 3 роки тому +44

      @@emilydixon3886 I mean Wikipedia actually says it does so I mean

  • @vortz7578
    @vortz7578 Рік тому +6224

    I like how the dialogue instantly corrects itself from
    “The Slayer has control of the BFG!” To
    “The Slayer has the BFG!” That scene imo was so badass

    • @Sanquinity
      @Sanquinity Рік тому +187

      Yup, just because he can point it at something and pull the trigger doesn't mean he has control. :P
      Or interpreted in the other way: Quite the difference between having a weapon "in your possession", and "having a weapon".

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 Рік тому +26

      @@Sanquinity
      Doomguy IS a weapon... XD

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan 11 місяців тому +25

      @@PerfectAlibi1everything else is just to make killing demons more satisfying for him

    • @Spacebugg
      @Spacebugg 10 місяців тому +18

      I think it just decided to say it differently for no reason. It says both after he gets the weapon so I don't think its a correction.

  • @thetsarofall8666
    @thetsarofall8666 4 роки тому +33647

    First guy had balls, he actually talked to the slayer without running away.

    • @FiendLuckless
      @FiendLuckless 4 роки тому +1130

      Largest in the UAC. Demon loving scum.

    • @professora9734
      @professora9734 4 роки тому +3999

      I think he is a fan of the doom slayer

    • @maksymm8434
      @maksymm8434 4 роки тому +2260

      @@FiendLuckless He was an ARC scientist, so no, not Demon-loving scum.

    • @rovertgamehead
      @rovertgamehead 4 роки тому +1077

      Yeah glad he was around he was great lol.

    • @Mobius_118
      @Mobius_118 4 роки тому +1776

      ARC knew about the Slayer from Samuel Hayden, hence the reason why there wasn't any resistance to giving up the Crucible or Hayden's remains (not that they really had a choice in the matter).

  • @afarsightfromokay
    @afarsightfromokay 4 роки тому +36435

    Imagine being so angry that your allies have alarms to warn themselves and your enemies that you are walking around, doing things.

    • @omnipotentazathoth5215
      @omnipotentazathoth5215 4 роки тому +2969

      Imagine alarm being like warning doomguy is taking a big crap

    • @practic4l349
      @practic4l349 4 роки тому +1347

      Are they really allies though? the hologram woman always says stuff about how you should give all your blood to UAC or some shit

    • @bwcmakro
      @bwcmakro 4 роки тому +2145

      @@practic4l349 UAC as an entity went full on cultist, but the guys on the BFG facility seemed to not yet partake. That's what the "Corporate says we should let them through" was about. Corporate = cultist HQ, they want demons everywhere. Guys on Phobos were still trying to fight them.

    • @practic4l349
      @practic4l349 4 роки тому +1122

      @@bwcmakro ooh I see that makes sense now so these guys and doomguy was the last hope for humanity because the others were already surrendered to demons

    • @beanie640
      @beanie640 4 роки тому +863

      *Doom slayer has access to the fridge.*

  • @danilo7501
    @danilo7501 4 роки тому +20117

    "Would you like me to disable the safety protocols?"
    Doomguy: *angry tapping*

    • @mr.chaosvicious5968
      @mr.chaosvicious5968 4 роки тому +882

      Vega: "Would you like me to disable the safety protocols?"
      The Doom Slayer: "Nah Vega,I just wanna sit here and simply pretend that I am actually blowing some shit up with a giant cannon of death.... Of course I want you to do that! TF kind of question was that even supposed to be anyway? 😑"

    • @mr.chaosvicious5968
      @mr.chaosvicious5968 4 роки тому +40

      @@yassinecherradi7538 😁

    • @Scarletraven87
      @Scarletraven87 4 роки тому +84

      Is gun broke?
      Doomslayer Bamboozled!

    • @leovillant768
      @leovillant768 4 роки тому +57

      Angry but not violent*

    • @yohan8742
      @yohan8742 3 роки тому +64

      Vega: Would you like me to disable the safety protocol?
      Doomguy: The fuck kind of question is that Vega!!!.

  • @mojo_joju
    @mojo_joju Рік тому +8020

    I love Doomguy's personality in this game.
    Like yeah sure, he can rip demons apart with his bare hands, but he also fist bumps little collectible figurines like a kid

    • @sweetbabycheesus8497
      @sweetbabycheesus8497 Рік тому +312

      Cuz dude isnt sane anymore. Boy snapped long ago😂

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 Рік тому +518

      ​@@sweetbabycheesus8497 Honestly, I doubt that. Doomguy shows remarkable foresight throughout Eternal; he knows exactly what he's doing when he does stuff, and it's all calculated.
      Case in point: Shooting a hole into Mars. He needs to get to an underground portal, so rather than take the long, difficult approach of spelunking around looking for a cave, wasting valuable time, he creates a path there in a fraction of the time. Alternatively, retrieving the Crucible; he knows what it does and how to utilize it.
      He's not insane; he's wholly, terribly sane. (Plus, fist bumping an action figure? You're telling me you've never done that?)
      (It's also much funnier for him to be a totally average guy in most regards that just happens to fucking _despise_ demons.)

    • @sweetbabycheesus8497
      @sweetbabycheesus8497 Рік тому +255

      @@ladywaffle2210 he has obviously ptsd. He gets flashbacks when he touches his armor in Doom 2016. He doesnt even talk.
      He was many years ALONE in hell, lost his wife, his kid and the worst, his rabbit daisy by the hand of demons.
      And of course he knows what the crucible does, he was the King of the Nightsentinels.
      After all that, he definitly ISNT sane anymore. Dude got some lose screws.
      We even can see small Rabbids walking around in EVERY level (they are daisy).

    • @sweetbabycheesus8497
      @sweetbabycheesus8497 Рік тому +13

      And this is just an idea from me: What if everything is just in his mind? If he went so insane after the death of his family (And his rabbid of course) that he imagines it.

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 Рік тому +140

      @@sweetbabycheesus8497 PTSD doesn't equal insanity. Neither does selective muteness.

  • @alexbarajas5895
    @alexbarajas5895 3 роки тому +2752

    When a guard in full body armor has their voice crack due to fear after seeing you, you know you're doing something right.

    • @rafengamer6296
      @rafengamer6296 3 роки тому +125

      Not to mention said guard's buddy backing away slowly as if to say "Uh....you are on your own, mate." Lol

    • @wonkygaming3151
      @wonkygaming3151 3 роки тому +28

      @Alex Luca "LIEUTENANT, ARREST THAT MAN!!!"
      Sarah Palmer: Doesn't budge an inch

    • @mentallyillfinger
      @mentallyillfinger 3 роки тому +17

      I really love the subtle look the guard gives his buddy, like he's saying "help" as Doom walks straight up to him

    • @USRM1810
      @USRM1810 3 роки тому +3

      @@wonkygaming3151 palmer knows there is no stopping him

    • @rafengamer6296
      @rafengamer6296 3 роки тому +2

      @Capper 1000 Whichever way it was, it was funny. Lol

  • @ckenshin3841
    @ckenshin3841 2 роки тому +12116

    I always liked how Doomguy was always patient with that first scientist. Even though he intended to destroy the robot he still listened through the explanation from the scientist.

    • @maxlefou81
      @maxlefou81 2 роки тому +1120

      It's like: "Oh, I thought you would say something I would give a shit about... Nevermind."

    • @DaMoniable
      @DaMoniable Рік тому +787

      @@maxlefou81 It felt more like listening to the intel, and then he mentions 'need to carefully'
      No one tells Doomguy to carefully anything xD

    • @ElderHickory958
      @ElderHickory958 Рік тому +321

      ​@@DaMoniable Literally Hayden in the first game. Tell him to move the Argent Energy chambers carefully and he destroys everything

    • @MegaMGstudios
      @MegaMGstudios Рік тому +217

      Doomguy was probably taken aback by the fact that the scientist was absolutely not afraid of him

    • @zenbear9952
      @zenbear9952 Рік тому +59

      Never tell doom guy to carefully do anything

  • @LargeFriesChocoShake
    @LargeFriesChocoShake 4 роки тому +62927

    The fact that this facility has an alarm just for the scenario that Doomguy steals the BFG is amazing

    • @scottgaultney
      @scottgaultney 4 роки тому +9840

      They also have a warning for Doom Slayer just walking in.

    • @Akitoscorpio1
      @Akitoscorpio1 4 роки тому +8735

      WARNING: THE SLAYER HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY.

    • @kingshark5084
      @kingshark5084 4 роки тому +3079

      Akito Scorpio all mortally challenged be advised

    • @revanamell1791
      @revanamell1791 4 роки тому +2060

      If he is in range what can you even do at that point?

    • @blackop3765
      @blackop3765 4 роки тому +1001

      @@revanamell1791 What's your definition of range??

  • @MrZoran84
    @MrZoran84 Рік тому +1766

    1:56 best part for me. The voice acting is superb. The guard goes from stern authority to absolute jelly in seconds.

    • @justhere4637
      @justhere4637 10 місяців тому +51

      Human to Jelly transformation.

    • @EpicGamer-fl7fn
      @EpicGamer-fl7fn 10 місяців тому +35

      dude even has the wallmart version of Praetor Suit too.

    • @Manuel_Fal_Conde
      @Manuel_Fal_Conde 6 місяців тому +5

      The guard's gender identity is questionable

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 5 місяців тому +16

      Its the head movement that makes the scene for me. He's absolutely terrified and it shines through.

    • @InsanityReborn
      @InsanityReborn 5 місяців тому +7

      "You can't be.. here.."
      No. YOU can't be HERE.

  • @bennystar20d89
    @bennystar20d89 3 роки тому +5500

    He so scary but gentle to them at the same time.

    • @JohnDoe-ch6qy
      @JohnDoe-ch6qy 3 роки тому +641

      dude rips musclebound demons of any size to pieces with his hands at several occasion, can you imagine if he accidentally finger flicks a normal human? they will explode into bits and pieces

    • @bennystar20d89
      @bennystar20d89 3 роки тому +95

      @@JohnDoe-ch6qy ... oh shoot.

    • @minuano2ndtrueancestor865
      @minuano2ndtrueancestor865 3 роки тому +209

      He only having business with demons, bystander on the sideline doesn't matter. God-like power or not, he is once human

    • @justinrobertabel8690
      @justinrobertabel8690 3 роки тому +28

      Im not gonna call it "gentle"

    • @jm_r2128
      @jm_r2128 3 роки тому +61

      I mean he did pull a security card from someone's neck which kind of strangled the guy for a little so maybe not entirely gentle.

  • @Dukesparrow1999
    @Dukesparrow1999 4 роки тому +8920

    I must admit, I'm glad there's living humans in this game because I was starting to feel lonely in the last game

    • @andresherrera2902
      @andresherrera2902 4 роки тому +313

      @Excelsior you're fighting to save your own ass, how about that

    • @detectivebiggz89
      @detectivebiggz89 4 роки тому +1095

      "save my own ass"? Does Doomslayer look like someone who needs to save himself?

    • @neroidius6915
      @neroidius6915 4 роки тому +335

      Same. Also I was bored of every dead person being the same damn bald guy

    • @andresherrera2902
      @andresherrera2902 4 роки тому +44

      @@detectivebiggz89 well you have to fight demons, so... yeah

    • @dogodoge9657
      @dogodoge9657 4 роки тому +113

      there would be nothing for doom guy to fight for if there was no humans anyway.

  • @Kitsu_Orano
    @Kitsu_Orano 4 роки тому +23860

    Other People: *Freaking out*
    That one scientist: _well I just want to say that I’m a huge fan_

  • @unidino8963
    @unidino8963 Рік тому +669

    I like how they're More worried about doomguy than the demons swarming their base

    • @adamloga3788
      @adamloga3788 Рік тому +78

      Probably because they know that one problem will solve the other. Guess which.

    • @matthewgagnon9426
      @matthewgagnon9426 11 місяців тому +11

      They're right to be.

    • @unidino8963
      @unidino8963 11 місяців тому +4

      @@matthewgagnon9426 right?! With proper reason

    • @stephenbyrne2170
      @stephenbyrne2170 11 місяців тому +3

      But why are they scared of him? He's on our side, isn't he?

    • @SinisterBlitzo9
      @SinisterBlitzo9 9 місяців тому

      ​@@stephenbyrne2170 He may be on our side but if you have played any of the doom games you would know the UAC are the Fuckers who caused this whole mess
      So Doom guy has an actual reason to Hate them because their Unethcial tests of trying to harvest Argent energy caused earth's demise

  • @AlexGTAgamer
    @AlexGTAgamer 3 роки тому +16799

    “Doomslayer has control of the BFG.”
    Demons: “I want to apologise.”

    • @xornedge8204
      @xornedge8204 3 роки тому +591

      Doomslayer: “Denied”

    • @theheretic3764
      @theheretic3764 3 роки тому +225

      The word “apology”....gets tossed around a lot these days...but...

    • @angrymonkey2479
      @angrymonkey2479 3 роки тому +107

      Doomslayer: it’s too late for apologies now

    • @adityabora9131
      @adityabora9131 3 роки тому +108

      Is this referring to that GTA-5 meme?😂😂

    • @El_Presidente_5337
      @El_Presidente_5337 3 роки тому +28

      The word "accepted" will get cut into the skin of a Baron of Hell

  • @axehead45
    @axehead45 2 роки тому +5879

    It's cute how gentle he tries to be with people.
    Like he very slowly pulled the card to the thing and didn't just break the guy's neck.

    • @dalaxdercrisper957
      @dalaxdercrisper957 2 роки тому +502

      Plus that guy sat chair has wheels on it. Imagine try to drag him with normal chair

    • @SUPERLEAF026
      @SUPERLEAF026 Рік тому +512

      There's also a fun part where he just pushes the guy behind that big laser (forgot the name of the laser). Instead of breaking his spine or kicking him out, he just pushes him lightly to make him shift

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm Рік тому +275

      @@dalaxdercrisper957 I feel like, if the chair didn't have wheels, the Slayer would just taken the card from the guy, opened the door, and put the card on the table.

    • @strangerinastrangeland3613
      @strangerinastrangeland3613 Рік тому +149

      @@Kartoffelkamm If the chair didn't have wheels he would have just picked the guy up with one hand and the card in the other hand.

    • @alexajaneth7120
      @alexajaneth7120 Рік тому +68

      When i firstly saw the scene i seriously thought he would pull the card so hard it would break the necklace or something

  • @bushidotestu1997
    @bushidotestu1997 4 роки тому +4964

    I love how that one guy looked so close to having a nerdgasm while everyone else is running and keeping their distance like their lives depended on it

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 4 роки тому +336

      It's called 'admiration from a distance.'

    • @sweetcoincidence4048
      @sweetcoincidence4048 4 роки тому +199

      @@chaosinc.382 From a safe distance*

    • @irefusei9716
      @irefusei9716 4 роки тому +265

      That guy is the only one who played the games

    • @haltocarrick5504
      @haltocarrick5504 4 роки тому +121

      @@sweetcoincidence4048 There's no such a thing as "safe distance" when talking about the Slayer.

    • @RealHajimeHinata
      @RealHajimeHinata 4 роки тому +9

      Halt O'Carrick you right 👍

  • @ODST_SSGT
    @ODST_SSGT Рік тому +223

    You can't have PTSD if you are the traumatic event.

  • @kinajardine9009
    @kinajardine9009 4 роки тому +22201

    "Would you like me to disable the safety protocols?"
    Doomguy: *CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK* Want shoot bang bang!

    • @lucielm
      @lucielm 4 роки тому +778

      I may be old Buuut I swear the sound of the safety protocols being disabled is from 3D Pinball Space Cadet on the old Windows pcs. I mean like 97 era.

    • @fjack765
      @fjack765 4 роки тому +218

      @@lucielm old school reference

    • @lucielm
      @lucielm 4 роки тому +251

      @@fjack765 You hear it too? It sounds like the refuling sound effect from going through the upper level on the left of the pinball screen.

    • @fjack765
      @fjack765 4 роки тому +114

      @@lucielm mick gordon did use OG dooms musical references. So this is no big surprise

    • @legocat0306
      @legocat0306 4 роки тому +16

      LordVulpix it is man!!

  • @gusmcgusterson3168
    @gusmcgusterson3168 2 роки тому +12501

    I like how when he presses the button, and it asked if he would like to disable the safety features, he just responds by clicking the button faster.

  • @coolintuitivename4910
    @coolintuitivename4910 4 роки тому +3641

    Imagine meeting this guy tho. Hearing the stories of all the demons he's killed, he's been to hell and back and he's 7ft tall. Pure weapon. Id shit myself too

    • @DeputyDexin
      @DeputyDexin 4 роки тому +121

      I think 6 feet tall tho

    • @coolkidontheblock1342
      @coolkidontheblock1342 4 роки тому +226

      @@DeputyDexin for Eternal, it's stated that he's like 6'8".

    • @mgn546
      @mgn546 4 роки тому +65

      coolkidontheblock yeah but when you look up his height on google he’s 6ft. Plus when you compare him to other people during the cutscenes, he doesn’t appear much taller than anyone else.

    • @coolintuitivename4910
      @coolintuitivename4910 4 роки тому +60

      @@mgn546 still a terrifying guy

    • @JoshTyrReece
      @JoshTyrReece 4 роки тому +9

      @Excelsior he has just high boots

  • @sukunasgaylover
    @sukunasgaylover Рік тому +269

    I love the scientist that is kinda chill with the Doomslayer, treating him like an intimidating celebrity instead of a God.

  • @plate_fox
    @plate_fox 4 роки тому +3970

    I love how literally everyone’s reaction is “oh shit it’s him”

    • @Taniks_The_Final_Shape
      @Taniks_The_Final_Shape 4 роки тому +142

      Plate_Fox what other reaction do you expect, it’s *him*

    • @ajitomate3908
      @ajitomate3908 4 роки тому +66

      Just *him*

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt 4 роки тому +32

      Even if you're not on his hit list.

    • @framerate3003
      @framerate3003 4 роки тому +28

      i repeat. The Slayer has the BFG

    • @Cru128
      @Cru128 4 роки тому +56

      Plate_Fox, it’s the DOOM SLAYER HIMSELF, the man who singlehandedly fought all of hell, and killed the strongest of demons in EXISTENCE.

  • @DarthWall275
    @DarthWall275 4 роки тому +1870

    Vega: "Would you like me to disable the safety protocols?"
    Doomguy: *Violently spams trigger*

    • @kziila0244
      @kziila0244 4 роки тому +71

      DarthWall275
      Doom Slayer: THIS GUN IS HUGE! IT’S A BIG GUN! BIG FUCKING GUNS GO BOOM!

    • @ninetails8471
      @ninetails8471 4 роки тому +50

      Vega: Right, dumb question.

    • @QhaZomb
      @QhaZomb 4 роки тому +33

      i LOVE that bit. love getting to see lil bits of doomguy's personality like this, heh heh

    • @snwitzles
      @snwitzles 4 роки тому +8

      @@kziila0244 boom slayer

    • @CeeHoff
      @CeeHoff 4 роки тому +18

      "YES! COME ON COME ON COMEONCOMEONCOMEOOOOONN!"

  • @Ramash440
    @Ramash440 3 роки тому +8879

    I like how the Slayer treats other humans like they're fragile pottery. He didn't even shove the guard inside the BFG that hard, just kinda pushed him out of the way. Meanwhile with demons it's all rip and tear.

    • @Megadeth7811
      @Megadeth7811 2 роки тому +812

      The Slayer might accidentally kill or seriously injure one of the humans if he's too rough with them. We're talking about a guy who rips demons in half with his bare hands here. It's basically the equivalent to how a human has to be careful when holding a stick bug.

    • @waepaenow
      @waepaenow 2 роки тому +264

      The same energy of pushing aside curtains on a window of a house. Light weight baby.

    • @crewman6141
      @crewman6141 2 роки тому +354

      He doesn’t even seem angry, he’s just like, “please move out of the way,”

    • @pepperbytez8128
      @pepperbytez8128 2 роки тому +65

      Didn't even push, just walked forward.

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 2 роки тому +116

      I like that they just kinda let him have their guns, since they know he'll probably be able to put them to better use anyway stopping the demon hoardes

  • @aaronkenyon7112
    @aaronkenyon7112 Рік тому +254

    The keycard part was just hilarious. The way the guy just stiffens up as the Doomslayer approaches. It would have been great if after he opened the door, he gives the guy a pat on the shoulder for doing a good job lol

    • @herpderp3916
      @herpderp3916 6 місяців тому +19

      He could have just snapped it off the lanyard and probably given the poor guy whiplash from it, instead he just very slowly and deliberately pulls him over to the card reader xD Technically doesn't even take it from him, just "borrows" it for a second.

    • @the_undead
      @the_undead 3 місяці тому +8

      Fun fact, In lore doomguys fists are stronger than the guns he is using, he just uses the guns because they are fun and he's going to win anyway

    • @Myggins
      @Myggins 7 днів тому +2

      @@the_undead Oh my gosh???? that's fucking HILARIOUS.

    • @ImnotZaz3n
      @ImnotZaz3n 9 годин тому +1

      ​​@@the_undeadBoredom on a WHOLE NOTHER LVL 😂

  • @jayboy2879
    @jayboy2879 4 роки тому +5146

    VEGA: “would you like me to disable safety protocols?”
    Doom Guy: *Angry tapping*

  • @mr.hanfblatt9152
    @mr.hanfblatt9152 4 роки тому +11950

    Guy with the red card: "do you want the red card?"
    Doomguy: "why is there something hanging on my red card and why is it talking?"

  • @constableconstable2563
    @constableconstable2563 2 роки тому +24215

    Doomguy is a prime example of the phrase "I'm glad he's on our side"

    • @sergioplazat3995
      @sergioplazat3995 2 роки тому +423

      (Me in that place)
      Yea..... 😨👍

    • @landonshiver4216
      @landonshiver4216 2 роки тому +82

      666 likes

    • @belorde6966
      @belorde6966 2 роки тому +409

      It's more like:"thanks God hes on our side"

    • @Dramn_
      @Dramn_ 2 роки тому +235

      All I can hear is halo marines
      "Did you see that!? Glad he's on our side!"

    • @babymetroid6661
      @babymetroid6661 2 роки тому +36

      Allow me to introduce myself

  • @byronlong5619
    @byronlong5619 Рік тому +142

    I like how doomguy isn’t even classified as human anymore it’s just “him” or “doomguy” or “the slayer”

    • @MrMegaMetroid
      @MrMegaMetroid 5 місяців тому +12

      i mean his days of being human are long over lol, he is by every definition of the word a god now

    • @kenny6331
      @kenny6331 3 місяці тому +1

      After using divination machine, he is a god now

  • @sergioguerra7551
    @sergioguerra7551 4 роки тому +2923

    “Would you like me to disable the safety protocols”
    DoomSlayer: *intensifying click*

    • @Pixelite_
      @Pixelite_ 4 роки тому +249

      “Why gun no go bang bang?!”

    • @saturnlol6025
      @saturnlol6025 4 роки тому +111

      I want gun go boom boom

    • @brockbreacher
      @brockbreacher 4 роки тому +108

      "Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an mars-shattering kaboom!"

    • @dixinormus8522
      @dixinormus8522 4 роки тому +10

      Budget-cuts.

    • @tomb33rd
      @tomb33rd 4 роки тому +11

      DoomSlayer wants big boom

  • @shutupnerd9694
    @shutupnerd9694 4 роки тому +13566

    Scientist “no no don’t touch that it’s expensive”
    Doom guy: *”haha big gun go bang bang”*

    • @frongbong7014
      @frongbong7014 4 роки тому +260

      I'm eating cereal , i see this and then i start choking

    • @shutupnerd9694
      @shutupnerd9694 4 роки тому +228

      @@frongbong7014 haha space gun go schrooooooooom

    • @iamfourmana
      @iamfourmana 4 роки тому +76

      NO NO YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE A HOLE IN MARS THAT WILL RUIN OUR ECONOMY YOU IDIOT YOU'RE SO RUDE
      hehe big gun feels nice

    • @skullgreymon
      @skullgreymon 4 роки тому +14

      That just makes it more enticing for him to take.

    • @callumkristofer7793
      @callumkristofer7793 4 роки тому +12

      Pfft, he probably thinks something else, since he used to be a knight after all, he probably thinks it’s some kind of bow... BIG BOW GO BANG BOOM!

  • @Luka101M
    @Luka101M 4 роки тому +3357

    Samuel Hayden : “ You can’t just shoot a hole into Mars”
    *New Objective* : Shoot a hole into Mars

    • @andrewbastoe1854
      @andrewbastoe1854 4 роки тому +36

      So many small details like that make this game so ironically funny and that's why I've always loved doom

    • @mixn5919
      @mixn5919 4 роки тому +5

      favourite part of the whole game lmao

    • @mashedpotatothelegend111
      @mashedpotatothelegend111 4 роки тому +13

      Haha bfg 10k go brrr

    • @Lexaine
      @Lexaine 4 роки тому +3

      Samuel Hayden: "YOU CAN'T JUST SHOOT A HOLE INTO MARS IT'S IMPOSSIBLE NOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO"
      Doom Slayer: "Haha big fucking gun go kaboom"

  • @KNDCHV
    @KNDCHV Рік тому +125

    1:58 - I love how the guard to the left is not even trying to stop the Slayer. He is just like: "Oh come on Mike, don't embarrass yourself...here we go again..."

  • @meis0597
    @meis0597 3 роки тому +2269

    "Mars surface targeted, safety protocol activated"
    *click* *click*
    "Would you like me to disable the protocol?"
    *BUTTON CLICKING INTENSIFIES*

    • @amiidkwho4782
      @amiidkwho4782 3 роки тому +49

      He don't know what safety is

    • @troll1572
      @troll1572 3 роки тому +27

      @@amiidkwho4782 he dont need safety

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 3 роки тому +4

      @@troll1572 indeed

    • @sloshed-rat
      @sloshed-rat 3 роки тому +16

      You'd think a guy wearing a helmet that big would know about safety.

    • @Kamina.D.Fierce
      @Kamina.D.Fierce 3 роки тому +22

      It'd be great if he was just sitting there thinking. "F***in' DO THE THING!" Then when it fires he thinks "Ok... I'm keeping this."

  • @konnen7354
    @konnen7354 3 роки тому +4182

    "The slayer has control of the BFG."
    They actually have a PA recording just for him lol

    • @spamaccount8979
      @spamaccount8979 3 роки тому +224

      Then "The Slayer HAS the BFG"

    • @Fr0st1989
      @Fr0st1989 3 роки тому +166

      They knew he'd work his away around to it lmao

    • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
      @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 3 роки тому +97

      It was never a matter of _"if,"_ only _"when."_

    • @noelhernandez4528
      @noelhernandez4528 3 роки тому +11

      I KNOW RIGHT

    • @theworstmaid
      @theworstmaid 3 роки тому +58

      @@spamaccount8979 the fact that they not only had a PA line for him controlling the BFG but TAKING it is absolutely amazing

  • @NekkoBlue
    @NekkoBlue 4 роки тому +7492

    I love how his actions don't seem even actively aggressive towards anyone, but his pure strength, physique, and overall bluntness just does it for him instead lol

    • @TerryBradstreet
      @TerryBradstreet 4 роки тому +520

      Considering his capacity for violence, he's positively GENTLE with other people.

    • @No-ll3mh
      @No-ll3mh 4 роки тому +518

      I’m pretty sure that’s about as gentle as he can do. Like Superman and the whole world made of cardboard thing

    • @d.n.3652
      @d.n.3652 4 роки тому +321

      Nekko Blue anyone that is truly intimidating doesn’t need to raise their voice or act tough. Their mere presence is enough

    • @IgnarHusky
      @IgnarHusky 4 роки тому +472

      I imagine inside he's like "pardon me... excuse me, I just need to walk by here... Oop, pardon me!" while everyone is just attempting to run with shit in their pants lol

    • @supremeteen1975
      @supremeteen1975 4 роки тому +43

      @@IgnarHusky I believe you. XD

  • @teworm
    @teworm Рік тому +156

    Love how gentle he is around humans, like he just doesnt care about them being scared, but he is slow and methodical. Like with the guy with the tag, he could easily have just snaped it off him, but it would likely have injured him. Instead he slowly pulls it over to the terminal.

  • @MrJustonemorevoice
    @MrJustonemorevoice 4 роки тому +10303

    Random corporate security: "Hey you! You can't be in here!"
    Doomguy: "Cool, a talking gun dispenser!"

  • @qanh96
    @qanh96 4 роки тому +24766

    Guard: Hey that's my gun!
    Doomguy: It's my gun.
    Guard: It's your gun.

    • @bluerosekoro8875
      @bluerosekoro8875 4 роки тому +666

      Anh Tien Quang Nguyen yeah the moment he takes your things your argument is no longer valid

    • @shouldi9283
      @shouldi9283 4 роки тому +433

      It's Our Gun

    • @bepin9854
      @bepin9854 4 роки тому +464

      @@shouldi9283 ya called?

    • @shouldi9283
      @shouldi9283 4 роки тому +175

      @@bepin9854 yes

    • @alostkid3879
      @alostkid3879 4 роки тому +121

      @@shouldi9283 form the Soviet Union.

  • @W0LFB3AT5
    @W0LFB3AT5 4 роки тому +21517

    “Where’s your goddamn weapon, Private?!”
    “The...T-The Slayer took it, Sarge...”
    “...Carry on...”

    • @R4IVA
      @R4IVA 4 роки тому +1720

      Corporal escort private Jensen to the medical ward he needs psychiatric evaluation stat

    • @deman182
      @deman182 4 роки тому +558

      i cant figure that part out, why did the Slayer take his Plasma Rifle when he already had one?

    • @kahate7328
      @kahate7328 4 роки тому +1717

      @@deman182 It's a honor tho. the slayer took your weapon to a battle.
      imagine how many demons died by your weapon

    • @MichaelMiller-bs3tz
      @MichaelMiller-bs3tz 4 роки тому +673

      @@deman182 Ammo

    • @LaLloronaVT
      @LaLloronaVT 4 роки тому +514

      Patchwork because he can like who’s gonna stop him?

  • @AimForMyHead81
    @AimForMyHead81 7 місяців тому +40

    I love how he indicates his desire to turn off the safety protocols by rigorously mashing the button

  • @mr.nutcracker8957
    @mr.nutcracker8957 4 роки тому +552

    I love the fact that, despite being so intimidating, the worst thing Doomguy does to humans is pushing them aside, his wrath is not for them

    • @dixinormus8522
      @dixinormus8522 4 роки тому +2

      Fernando M. Most of the time

    • @Rio-lw2zj
      @Rio-lw2zj 4 роки тому +33

      Well yeah, those are his people

    • @MattMillwardUK
      @MattMillwardUK 4 роки тому +4

      hes trying to save them after all, but yeah i agree, you kind of expect some abuse lol

  • @lucasm.3864
    @lucasm.3864 4 роки тому +2024

    Everything is either: a demon, something getting in the way of killing demons, something to help kill demons, or not important enough to notice.

    • @Techhunter_Talon
      @Techhunter_Talon 4 роки тому +125

      I guess VEGA is in the 'Something to help kill Demons' category.

    • @obsidironpumicia4074
      @obsidironpumicia4074 4 роки тому +73

      @@Techhunter_Talon Well, is he...
      A: a demon
      B: something in the way of killing demons
      Or C: Not important enough to notice?
      Fairly simple train of thought, but fuck if it doesn't have _results._

    • @do-nothingbear9474
      @do-nothingbear9474 4 роки тому +25

      Techhunter Talon to the effect of “helps me find demons to kill” so I think it fits

    • @lucasm.3864
      @lucasm.3864 4 роки тому +24

      Techhunter Talon VEGA is the closest thing he has to a friend.

    • @gh0stbn356
      @gh0stbn356 4 роки тому +1

      @@Techhunter_Talon protogen

  • @mrcolddrink2763
    @mrcolddrink2763 4 роки тому +3736

    Demons:We will conquer all life on Mars and Earth
    *hears BFG power up behind*
    Demons:objective updated:SURVIVE

    • @TheSpinkels
      @TheSpinkels 4 роки тому +121

      OBJECTIVE STATUS: FAILED

    • @nekkotanaka4624
      @nekkotanaka4624 4 роки тому +59

      Objective Update: DEAD

    • @comixcam9154
      @comixcam9154 4 роки тому +31

      Mission failed, we’ll get ‘em next ti-wait no, no we won’t.

    • @nerfthis_6996
      @nerfthis_6996 4 роки тому +3

      Cringe

    • @redrobsanthem9206
      @redrobsanthem9206 4 роки тому +8

      Gfd I yo n most people are just cringing at you my self included

  • @the.arc.intern
    @the.arc.intern 7 місяців тому +24

    I honestly love the Doomguy, he's actually rather chill when you don't get in his way.

  • @Yung_Bnoxxx
    @Yung_Bnoxxx 3 роки тому +15427

    Doomguy around humans: Gordon Ramsey in masterchef junior
    Doomguy around demons: Gordon Ramsay in masterchef

    • @adamaunya69
      @adamaunya69 3 роки тому +168

      😂

    • @ISpeakFacs
      @ISpeakFacs 3 роки тому +58

      @Nero The Backwards Oren I seriously don't know if you're sarcastic or not

    • @McFlakies
      @McFlakies 3 роки тому +543

      Doomguy on bosses: Gordon Ramsey on Hells Kitchen

    • @acelee12
      @acelee12 3 роки тому +34

      @@Astrum05 there’s medication for that

    • @neutralball1099
      @neutralball1099 3 роки тому +33

      @@acelee12
      They’re gonna need more than medication.

  • @danieloceansmith3156
    @danieloceansmith3156 4 роки тому +5560

    “CORPORATE SAYS WE SHOULD LET THEM THROUGH!”
    “what why?”
    Doomguy: “hi”

    • @tumadrev598
      @tumadrev598 4 роки тому +79

      I read that in mr. Popos voices xD

    • @vrmillion345
      @vrmillion345 4 роки тому +18

      @@tumadrev598 dragon ball Z abridged?

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 4 роки тому +22

      @@vrmillion345 OF COURSE!!
      All these squares make a circle...

    • @Th3SmartAlec
      @Th3SmartAlec 4 роки тому +62

      Funny enough, I believe corporate was referring to the demons.

    • @mattybhoy6522
      @mattybhoy6522 4 роки тому +15

      Damn, you can smell Doomguys masculinity through the screen. That's what I'm talking about

  • @HoodieKnight
    @HoodieKnight 3 роки тому +7960

    Guard: “you can’t be here”
    Slayer: “no”
    Guard: “you make a fair point”

    • @iamsethhasting8911
      @iamsethhasting8911 3 роки тому +354

      Slayer: "gun"
      Guard: "yes sir, here you go"

    • @clownontherun3449
      @clownontherun3449 3 роки тому +121

      He looks at his friend to see if he got his back😂 2:00

    • @semisolidsnake7103
      @semisolidsnake7103 3 роки тому +37

      Slayer: *Grunting noises*

    • @LordPhantomWolfe
      @LordPhantomWolfe 3 роки тому +59

      He has maxed out charisma but only uses it for intimidation

    • @2BakedGaming
      @2BakedGaming 2 роки тому +21

      I was assuming the BFG was the big fucking gun.

  • @CSGhostAnimation
    @CSGhostAnimation 6 місяців тому +21

    I heard that he starts his day by killing 50 demons. And then he wakes up

  • @dannyzero692
    @dannyzero692 3 роки тому +4496

    I love how the facility has dedicated voice lines just in case Doomguy decided to visit and what even more amusing is that it even has a line for him when he stole the BFG lmao

    • @Shendue
      @Shendue 3 роки тому +205

      Probably human personnel. Or an advanced AI.

    • @als8518
      @als8518 3 роки тому +190

      @@Shendue or a frickin alexa... text to speech is like 20 year old tech now...

    • @automatonm99
      @automatonm99 2 роки тому +101

      How does doom Slayer fit his bals in his suit?

    • @cursed-cat9126
      @cursed-cat9126 2 роки тому +59

      @@automatonm99 The REAL question

    • @StormFox_1
      @StormFox_1 2 роки тому +5

      @@als8518 Text to speech is 60 year old tech.

  • @korkunc58
    @korkunc58 4 роки тому +10302

    "The Slayer has the BFG"
    Demons: THE WHAT

    • @mr.chaosvicious5968
      @mr.chaosvicious5968 4 роки тому +345

      Satan: "OH SHIT,HE DOES?!! THEN RUN FOR IT!!! ITS EVERY DEMON FOR THEMSELVES AT THIS POINT!!!" 😱

    • @fbiagent8675
      @fbiagent8675 4 роки тому +143

      THE.
      WHAT?

    • @coolsceegaming6178
      @coolsceegaming6178 4 роки тому +103

      Satan: Everyone, just go have the rest of your lives off.”

    • @F.B.I
      @F.B.I 4 роки тому +18

      @@fbiagent8675 *_no_*

    • @thetophatfreak5627
      @thetophatfreak5627 4 роки тому +50

      If I was a demon if I hear anything about doomguy being in hell i’m out

  • @ThisIsHarko
    @ThisIsHarko 4 роки тому +3761

    “Disabling the safety protocols” is doom eternal in 4 words

    • @hypergetic_02
      @hypergetic_02 4 роки тому +31

      doom eternal in 3 words:
      rip
      and
      tear
      or, RAT
      i dont know, i just started playing doom eternal yesterday

    • @ThisIsHarko
      @ThisIsHarko 4 роки тому +1

      @@hypergetic_02 yessir

    • @sofianfomorian4092
      @sofianfomorian4092 3 роки тому +2

      Slayer Has The BFG

    • @krekkrek2065
      @krekkrek2065 3 роки тому +3

      @@hypergetic_02 today was my first time ever playing doom, I went on 2016 and eternal. There my kind of games definitely

    • @hbomb5362
      @hbomb5362 3 роки тому +2

      doom eternal is doom eternal in 2 words

  • @stefen-emilpedersen9859
    @stefen-emilpedersen9859 Рік тому +45

    This dude is so boss.
    Also I love they just called it the BFG, like no one knows that it stands for “Big Fucking Gun” (literally)😂

  • @OKTANE0
    @OKTANE0 3 роки тому +4842

    The absolute flex of the fact that Doomguy’s armour is barely even a few millimeters thick at sections. He even has sections of his skin visible.

    • @jinari1509
      @jinari1509 3 роки тому +874

      These planet sized biceps need to be free for the intimidation factor

    • @hulksmash3429
      @hulksmash3429 2 роки тому +241

      @@jinari1509 Bigger biceps than Resident evil 5 Chris

    • @aegis6485
      @aegis6485 2 роки тому +270

      The veins in his biceps are bigger than my fingers.

    • @themanthemyth2106
      @themanthemyth2106 2 роки тому +125

      Yeah but that shit is really strong,in 2016 when the uac had his armour they literally couldn't find a way to scratch it

    • @enverpasha3941
      @enverpasha3941 2 роки тому +133

      @@themanthemyth2106 they used an laser that was over 2000000°c and it didnt do anything to that armor, thinking about the fact that he doesnt wear it for protection is amazing

  • @Palkia8842
    @Palkia8842 3 роки тому +13206

    Lets all appreciate how realistic their reactions are
    They know he's their only hope, which is why they don't run away
    But they let him do as he pleases because they know they can't stop him.

    • @capnlatenight5356
      @capnlatenight5356 3 роки тому +618

      I'd probably want to give him a high five.

    • @chiefwawawa
      @chiefwawawa 3 роки тому +1183

      @@capnlatenight5356 *arm flies off after impact*
      "yesssss"

    • @capnlatenight5356
      @capnlatenight5356 3 роки тому +339

      Lmao you're right, maybe just his autograph.

    • @gloving4hire
      @gloving4hire 3 роки тому +72

      I would want him to train me and 1million other folks instead of doing egghead shit

    • @eden20111
      @eden20111 3 роки тому +65

      @@topapex4353 thousands of years? So he was originally a neanderthal human?

  • @atonofshrooms
    @atonofshrooms 4 роки тому +3100

    Worker: we have to prepare for his “careful” extraction
    Doom Slayer: *yoink*

    • @markhenley3097
      @markhenley3097 4 роки тому +7

      Lol

    • @goodknightpangestu470
      @goodknightpangestu470 4 роки тому +8

      Just snap the fire lever and shove his hand into the gun then rip it of from its attachment

    • @jaysrandomvideos9483
      @jaysrandomvideos9483 4 роки тому +11

      Well he is careful. Have you seen what his power can do?? He probably hold back so much with that pulling.

    • @atonofshrooms
      @atonofshrooms 4 роки тому +1

      ด.ช.คน มนุษย์ I’m sorry where did I steal this from?

    • @atonofshrooms
      @atonofshrooms 4 роки тому +1

      ด.ช.คน มนุษย์ I see where from now, but I think I made the comment first I’m not sure

  • @KevinEontrainer381
    @KevinEontrainer381 5 місяців тому +12

    I love how realistic the body language of the human characters are. U can see subtle cues that suggests fear. Like that scientist guy standing holding his chair in front of him, the way people just move away when they see the slayer, and the scientist with id card on closing his eyes in fear. And the best part is how Doomslayer as scary as he is, he doesnt unecessarily hurt innocent people. Like how he could have ripped the pass card off of the scientists neck (and possibly along with his head) but he decided to "gently" pull it toward the scanner

  • @Whyme-cr4xq
    @Whyme-cr4xq 4 роки тому +1725

    I like how his clicking intensified when it didn’t shoot the first time

  • @braindeadenthusiast7159
    @braindeadenthusiast7159 3 роки тому +15062

    I love how gentle he is when interacting with humans. It's like he's so strong he thinks he's gonna hurt them

    • @bragnir
      @bragnir 3 роки тому +3003

      Considering this guy tears demons to shreds with his bare hands... Yes. Yes, he can very much accidentally break a human or two if he isn't careful how he handles them.

    • @gandalf8216
      @gandalf8216 3 роки тому +848

      Imagine him accidentally triggering blood punch around humans. That would be awkward.

    • @rafagd
      @rafagd 3 роки тому +1605

      If I was the animator, I would 100% make doomguy headpat red card boy

    • @sethevans5318
      @sethevans5318 3 роки тому +374

      I think it’s more out of indifference than care

    • @soverysleepy4996
      @soverysleepy4996 3 роки тому +625

      @@rafagd his skullcap would be level with his collar bone

  • @shuhratkessikbayev8886
    @shuhratkessikbayev8886 4 роки тому +4920

    I find it hilarious how the facility has an alarm solely on the scenario that Slayer would steal the BFG

    • @oomfoof7294
      @oomfoof7294 3 роки тому +372

      I know everyone calls it an alarm, but idk if that's the right word. Alarm implies it's a warning. It's really just telling them he has it. What are they gonna do to prevent it?

    • @wills.junks7
      @wills.junks7 3 роки тому +225

      @@oomfoof7294 an announcement perhaps?

    • @thekamelotbard186
      @thekamelotbard186 3 роки тому +170

      the announcement is a warning that the most dangerous entity alive has the most dangerous gun in the facility in his possession.

    • @Baron0009
      @Baron0009 3 роки тому +69

      Nah he didn't steal it, BFG in general just belongs to doomguy.

    • @valerfox2155
      @valerfox2155 3 роки тому +39

      @@Baron0009 Like the fatman to a fallout protagonist, it just kinda happens

  • @dl30wpb
    @dl30wpb Рік тому +72

    "They've overrun the lower levels"
    "Corporate says we should let them through"
    This line always cracks me up.

  • @ShmeengusDingus
    @ShmeengusDingus 3 роки тому +8587

    “That guy doesn’t scare me.”
    “Scare who?”
    “.... no one sir, right this way.”

    • @yetanotherinternetidiot3060
      @yetanotherinternetidiot3060 3 роки тому +34

      Humiliated in seconds Xd

    • @OmegaSamurai64
      @OmegaSamurai64 3 роки тому +95

      Doom Slayer: "You mind if I use your-"
      Guard: "Here my weapon, my keys, and my wife."
      Doom Slayer: "Your BFG."

    • @yunanklaus1195
      @yunanklaus1195 3 роки тому +20

      @Ahmed Nizar
      The one in this vid is Doomslayer, and it's quite apparent you've never played Doom Eternal. He also killed demonic armies, except he NEVER DIED throughout his quest. And jumping from building to building? You think that's epic? REALLY? Just jumping from one building to another? That's just a routine for him, you twat. Oh, and in the scene in this video, after he obtained the BFG he then proceeded to put himself into that space cannon and told VEGA to LAUNCH him into Mars. Get it? He basically did a human cannon trick and got shot into Mars in supersonic speed. He then landed on Mars, no scratch, and proceeded to kill more demons. Flying horse and a magic carpet? Doomslayer has a fucking giant space ship fuelled with God knows what energy that runs endlessly, go ahead and do the comparison. Oh, and also by killing demons Doomslayer actually heals himself and gets stronger, so yeah the demons he slaughtered are basically health packs and red bull cans for him.
      Oh, and here's a kicker for you; before Doom Eternal, the Doomslayer was so unstoppable that demons in hell had to work together to beat him, and the best thing they could do to stop him was to trap him under some rocks for some years. Get fucking it? They couldn't even kill him even after gathering so much army to stop him, and then years later he escaped the trap and started killing demons again.
      Peasant my ass.

    • @slaughterinthespotlight1669
      @slaughterinthespotlight1669 3 роки тому

      @UCrMyBZr7L4Tw5e-kV4YfkFQ he is an idiot dont listen to him

    • @gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa8635
      @gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa8635 3 роки тому

      @UCo06lvkY-83oNvHoRFx2LRg You're an idiot with no logic.

  • @barorome497
    @barorome497 4 роки тому +3725

    "do you want to disable the safety controls?"
    Doomguy: T A K E. A. W I L D. G U E S S

    • @tungsten8290
      @tungsten8290 3 роки тому +103

      *tap tap tap*

    • @Captain_Garchomp
      @Captain_Garchomp 3 роки тому +107

      Doomslayer: *RAPID ANGERY BUTTON PRESSING*

    • @Eric4bz
      @Eric4bz 3 роки тому +47

      Vega's smug tone is what sells it. Already on it, just having some fun with him.

    • @shanacayde7184
      @shanacayde7184 3 роки тому +17

      "YoU cAnT jUsT bLaSt A hOlE iN ThE sUrFaCe Of MaRs!"
      Har har bfg goes brrt

    • @nekozaemon3803
      @nekozaemon3803 3 роки тому +5

      He doesn't even know the meaning of the word "safety"...

  • @canis_machina7280
    @canis_machina7280 Рік тому +5478

    The first dude not only showed no fear, but was starstruck, excited, talkative, and tried to be as helpful as he could. Massive balls on that dude. Would love to see him make a return in a DOOM game, either as an excited fangirl, or a spinoff where meeting the DoomSlayer motivated him to join the UAC Marine Security detail to kick demonic ass.

    • @AGrumpyPanda
      @AGrumpyPanda Рік тому +721

      You'll be happy to know that's exactly what happens. He continues to appear throughout the game as basically the only person who not only isn't afraid of the Slayer, but hangs around to make sure all the tech stuff that needs to be done back home gets done.

    • @cqrson8079
      @cqrson8079 Рік тому +454

      dude he's literally doomguy's intern in the first DLC

    • @theharvinator7935
      @theharvinator7935 Рік тому +260

      @@cqrson8079 we call him internguy

    • @SwedishEmpire1700
      @SwedishEmpire1700 Рік тому +45

      Why would anyone be that afriad of the marine, its almost like some sort of player power-masturbation thing...?

    • @sirllamaiii9708
      @sirllamaiii9708 Рік тому +28

      t. Person who does not know doom lore

  • @JokerFace090
    @JokerFace090 7 місяців тому +15

    In 1st person view, he looks HUGE. Then in 3rd person view he looks more like he got held back 1 year.

  • @diskdrive6113
    @diskdrive6113 4 роки тому +6457

    Security: I defend
    Doomslayer: no you don’t
    Security: no I don’t

    • @JAndre-gb3dm
      @JAndre-gb3dm 4 роки тому +131

      Corporate says we should let them through
      No He do......
      Yes he will

    • @hyperx72
      @hyperx72 4 роки тому +154

      "This isn't the gun you're guarding"
      "This isn't the gun I'm guarding"
      "You should go home and rethink your life"
      "I should go home and rethink my life..."

    • @aguywholikesmilitary5394
      @aguywholikesmilitary5394 4 роки тому +86

      @@hyperx72 "You can't just shoot a hole into the face of Mars!"
      "Yes I can."
      "Yes you can."

    • @NamelessTC
      @NamelessTC 4 роки тому +5

      Me: wait his name is slayer
      Also me: my skyrim player will defently kill doom slayer you know why ill just aim for the balls

    • @Crayveee
      @Crayveee 4 роки тому +5

      @@hyperx72 these aren't the priests you're looking for

  • @axetheviking6482
    @axetheviking6482 2 роки тому +4394

    "Grandpa, what did you do during the demon invasion?"
    "I, uuuh... the Doom Slayer took my weapon."
    *"Woah..."*

    • @ALPHABARLOG
      @ALPHABARLOG 2 роки тому +385

      - Hey! That's my gun!
      - ...
      - It's your gun.

    • @Canari_garde
      @Canari_garde 2 роки тому +172

      I got my keycard pulled in the door thingy

    • @lordalph2102
      @lordalph2102 2 роки тому +83

      "But I wrote my name on that one..."

    • @gordonchell4364
      @gordonchell4364 2 роки тому +66

      @@lordalph2102 "It's *my* name now."

    • @cultofhampter
      @cultofhampter 2 роки тому +13

      @@gordonchell4364 "your name is timmy?"

  • @CSGhostAnimation
    @CSGhostAnimation 3 роки тому +24838

    I heard that when he falls, the ground takes Doomguy damage

    • @slyguythreeonetwonine3172
      @slyguythreeonetwonine3172 3 роки тому +594

      False: There is no falling as everything becomes "infinitely tall" to prevent DoomGuys wrath.
      The Laws of Physics themselves fear DoomGuy.😇

    • @mr.reality1611
      @mr.reality1611 3 роки тому +40

      @@slyguythreeonetwonine3172 Jeez it's a joke.

    • @SpaceBrotha
      @SpaceBrotha 3 роки тому +169

      Mars certainly took some doomguy damage there

    • @dr3amless345
      @dr3amless345 3 роки тому +221

      @@mr.reality1611 he was jokin too

    • @WaitThatsWhereYouWere
      @WaitThatsWhereYouWere 3 роки тому +7

      Nice to see you here, I have to say i enjoy your videos it makes my day alot

  • @VictorFNV
    @VictorFNV 11 місяців тому +18

    1:39 he is VERY calm for seeing the same man who killed untold ammounts of demons walking towards him

  • @randomstuff8149
    @randomstuff8149 3 роки тому +4463

    I like how he’s not even acknowledging the existence of anybody.

    • @efxnews4776
      @efxnews4776 3 роки тому +667

      He actually does, the guy with the key card could have his head rip of from his body if was a demon...
      In fact that was the most gentle thing that i ever saw Doomguy doing.

    • @playerxd4519
      @playerxd4519 3 роки тому +52

      @@efxnews4776 yeah true

    • @jakartaajalah
      @jakartaajalah 3 роки тому +10

      That was Kratos lmao

    • @luxel3365
      @luxel3365 3 роки тому +191

      @@efxnews4776 He doesn't necessary acknowledge their existence when he did that. He saw keycard, he grabbed keycard, he put keycard in scanner. If that scanner happens to be very high, you can't be sure what he's gonna do.

    • @nosredep7873
      @nosredep7873 3 роки тому +51

      He literally doesn't care about anything or anyone else but to end the war

  • @LatiloveOmg
    @LatiloveOmg 3 роки тому +10071

    They're all intimidated by him, but he's surprisingly delicate with them.

    • @DoomooDguy
      @DoomooDguy 3 роки тому +302

      I can't escape ENA fans, can I?

    • @LatiloveOmg
      @LatiloveOmg 3 роки тому +302

      @@DoomooDguy never escape the ena fans

    • @crooked9210
      @crooked9210 3 роки тому +1251

      Well I mean humanity is his entire reason for doing any of this, other than just killing demons anyway. If he went off killing people who didn't try and kill him it'd defeat the purpose

    • @Bongbongo
      @Bongbongo 3 роки тому +491

      @@crooked9210 yup doomguy was their last hope and he knew that

    • @jackkurosaki2994
      @jackkurosaki2994 3 роки тому +446

      @@Bongbongo so that's why he basically just yoinks whatever the fuck he wants.

  • @papyrus3006
    @papyrus3006 2 роки тому +4065

    I love how the Ai corrects himself from ''the slayer has control of the BFG'' to ''the slayer HAS the BFG''

    • @genobreaker1054
      @genobreaker1054 2 роки тому +75

      I missed that!

    • @DerSultan2341
      @DerSultan2341 2 роки тому +215

      Haha i love the fact they got an alarm just for this scenario

    • @PiracyandDumbbells
      @PiracyandDumbbells 2 роки тому +45

      As if it is an extension of himself.

    • @craytherlaygaming2852
      @craytherlaygaming2852 2 роки тому +138

      The fact they have a emergency protocol for this *exact* scenario tells you someone needs a raise

    • @valiang8867
      @valiang8867 Рік тому +12

      He had many guns, he now has the biggest gun.

  • @DarthMater
    @DarthMater 11 місяців тому +12

    I like how you can somehow see the fear in that faceless guard you take the gun from.

  • @sottomanynevko8241
    @sottomanynevko8241 4 роки тому +3752

    Soldiers in halo: “oh my god it’s the master chief we’re saved dude take my picture with him!” Soldiers in doom: “oh god it’s the slayer fuck I’m out of here!”

    • @victoriakimel3881
      @victoriakimel3881 4 роки тому +228

      Fuck this shit I'm out

    • @97og1
      @97og1 4 роки тому +83

      🏃‍♂️💨

    • @Zed_Oud
      @Zed_Oud 4 роки тому +496

      Master Chief comes to prevent doom.
      The Slayer comes because you are currently doomed.

    • @hasan7975
      @hasan7975 4 роки тому +65

      Yo zedoud thats some megamind shit you wrote there. Took a screenshot

    • @DylanBegazo
      @DylanBegazo 4 роки тому +15

      zedoud12 very true. Very well said and a perfect Juxtaposition

  • @npc6817
    @npc6817 4 роки тому +2192

    Doomslayer: taps human on the shoulder to get his attention
    Human: drops to the floor screaming with six broken bones

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 4 роки тому +45

      "AAAHHHH MY BONES!"
      "I'M NAUSEOUS *AEUGHHEUGHHEURFGHHHH"*

    • @jeejjaaj
      @jeejjaaj 4 роки тому +19

      "D'AAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY EARS BURRRN"

    • @PinkFoxzzz
      @PinkFoxzzz 4 роки тому +7

      "Oh honey, youreback"
      *turns back*
      OH honey...

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 4 роки тому +4

      Oops

    • @henrywedekind5754
      @henrywedekind5754 4 роки тому +2

      Then the human apologized

  • @vsGoliath96
    @vsGoliath96 4 роки тому +2138

    "All personnel, evacuate to the surface of Mars."
    Not a great idea. Kinda just blew that up.

    • @justinhitriz8770
      @justinhitriz8770 4 роки тому +108

      Still safer there than on the station with Doom Slayer.

    • @burrgurrandfrie8053
      @burrgurrandfrie8053 3 роки тому +3

      That’s what I thought

    • @enverpasha3941
      @enverpasha3941 3 роки тому +13

      living in a planet with a giant hole on it is still safer than doom slayer with the BFG

    • @pieandcheese647
      @pieandcheese647 3 роки тому +18

      What’s he gonna do? Shoot another hole into the surface of Mars?

    • @jorgemoya1341
      @jorgemoya1341 3 роки тому +6

      Tbh most personnel are cultist or demons at that point, the IA is telling the demons to evacuate pretty much lol.

  • @ademoknightmain7238
    @ademoknightmain7238 10 місяців тому +15

    "you cant be here..."
    doom guy:
    "nah, imma do my own things"

  • @generalkt5398
    @generalkt5398 3 роки тому +7542

    Actually, a little known fact is that Doom Guy is afraid of spiders. He once saw one and stomped on it. Now we have the Grand Canyon.

  • @Fubukio
    @Fubukio 4 роки тому +6195

    Doom Slayer: "This is my gun now."
    Guard: "He took my gun!" **fangirl squeal**

    • @dr.johnsmittersmidt7644
      @dr.johnsmittersmidt7644 4 роки тому +227

      Guard : yay my kill score on this weapon will finally increasing! (tf2 mechanic)

    • @ivanwrsong4792
      @ivanwrsong4792 4 роки тому +72

      @@dr.johnsmittersmidt7644 now if I can just get him to wear my unusual kill streak hat as well.

    • @purifiedwater4217
      @purifiedwater4217 4 роки тому +8

      Dr. John Smittersmidt bruh, doomslayer took my strange :(

    • @k4mpoeng
      @k4mpoeng 4 роки тому +6

      you forgot the **uncontrollable gasping**

    • @thedarkjw6219
      @thedarkjw6219 4 роки тому +1

      Just happened

  • @That_0ne_Dev
    @That_0ne_Dev 3 роки тому +7729

    Doomguy: *rips demons to shreds*
    Also doom guy: *very gently pulls human to machine to use his card*

    • @whos_this_character3912
      @whos_this_character3912 3 роки тому +786

      He’s just like “I need that key card. No no, don’t get up. I got this.”

    • @jh3328
      @jh3328 3 роки тому +206

      Gentle?? He basically pulled him by the throat, constricting it as the force of the lanyard on his neck caused the office chair to wheel over XD

    • @sapphirestar3978
      @sapphirestar3978 3 роки тому +98

      I mean he kind choked the guy a bit

    • @ImMcSparky
      @ImMcSparky 3 роки тому +573

      @@jh3328 compared to what he normally does, this like like petting a soft tiny kitten

    • @RandomInternetStranger
      @RandomInternetStranger 2 роки тому +267

      @@jh3328 Well, considering that he shears metal and tears demonic flesh with his bare hands, and quite literally squishes his enemies' heads into their chests with nothing more than a bit of force, I would say that he could do a whole lot more. Compared to what he's been doing for the last few hundred years or so, he's practically giving him an ice cream and a pat on the head.

  • @yashirobe918
    @yashirobe918 Рік тому +22

    "Warning, the Slayer has entered the facility"
    Scariest thing a Demon can hear after the sound of a Shotgun reload

    • @varric
      @varric 8 місяців тому +2

      There's a worst one:
      "Warning, the Slayer has the BFG!"

    • @UltimaKeyMaster
      @UltimaKeyMaster 7 місяців тому +1

      Doomguy: Reload? What's that?

  • @markmark4552
    @markmark4552 3 роки тому +8113

    When doom guy arrives to school late, his teacher apologizes for being early

    • @plinius902
      @plinius902 3 роки тому +50

      @@cid2852 they actually play alot of dodgeball cuz the doomguy has moro balls to share

    • @pixel6854
      @pixel6854 3 роки тому +13

      @Zack Smith both characters are made to be busted so theyd be on equal footing probably.

    • @luisgamercoolsecondchannel2177
      @luisgamercoolsecondchannel2177 3 роки тому +7

      @Zack Smith makes u a roblox shirt

    • @adamhunter1223
      @adamhunter1223 3 роки тому +18

      I love that Doomguy can be substituted for chuck norris and those jokes only get funnier.

    • @bigLtoyou
      @bigLtoyou 3 роки тому +11

      @Zack Smith stfu get the fck outta here

  • @nohrii023
    @nohrii023 3 роки тому +2388

    Such a related moment at 3:07 how he impatiently pushed the button several times. As if a player is trying to skip a part or scene.

    • @hantehsanyall
      @hantehsanyall 2 роки тому +98

      I interpreted it as him saying “Yes please”.

    • @Centurio_Romae
      @Centurio_Romae 2 роки тому +108

      He even looks up a tiny bit like "goddammit just hurry up"

    • @nohrii023
      @nohrii023 2 роки тому +7

      @Nightingale Well, yeah, but not in Halo. The Halo trio have dynamic and relaxing loading screens - I never skip them.

    • @arisako5625
      @arisako5625 2 роки тому +9

      "God fucking damnit, just FIRE ARLEADY!!!"

    • @captlegendary
      @captlegendary 2 роки тому +2

      @@arisako5625 "But sire, our troops!"

  • @littlebigb5370
    @littlebigb5370 3 роки тому +14918

    "Doomslayer has control of the BFG."
    Demons: Oh no.
    Humans, simultaneously: Oh no.

  • @jessematthews8084
    @jessematthews8084 7 місяців тому +3

    Love that entire scene, honestly was surprised he was very careful when using the card around that guy's neck so he didn't choke him😂😂😂

  • @StriderStryker
    @StriderStryker 4 роки тому +2812

    _Everyone is going all gangsta until a _*_green armor man_*_ showed up._

    • @narsicko6919
      @narsicko6919 4 роки тому +21

      @H M he wishes

    • @Jarock316
      @Jarock316 4 роки тому +18

      Link?

    • @knux7468
      @knux7468 4 роки тому +11

      @@Jarock316 No.

    • @tacodog767
      @tacodog767 4 роки тому +28

      Man? You mean walking death machine that's the defenition of "literally too angry to die."

    • @sanlorenzo7896
      @sanlorenzo7896 4 роки тому +27

      Clearly sounds like Luigi

  • @leadvendor
    @leadvendor 2 роки тому +2707

    I love how despite being silent, Doom Slayer has a lot of personality, especially that moment when he hurriedly presses the control button. XD

    • @blackroberts6290
      @blackroberts6290 2 роки тому +66

      thats good writing

    • @gaminacthemaniac6444
      @gaminacthemaniac6444 2 роки тому +43

      Doom Guy says one word in the entire game. And it was perfectly used.

    • @NinjapowerMS
      @NinjapowerMS 2 роки тому +9

      @@gaminacthemaniac6444 He said several when he was in a rage frenzy in the colloseum

    • @v.k.rt.m.6030
      @v.k.rt.m.6030 2 роки тому +19

      @@NinjapowerMS that's when he was still DOOMGuy. But here he's been silent as the Slayer for God knows how long. Even though It's said to have a cut content where he speaks as the Slayer.
      "You don't know what's Coming." (Referring to the Demons it seems)

    • @misterfister5810
      @misterfister5810 Рік тому +2

      The fortress of doom actually has a lot of things that shows off his personality, like him being a collector of various figurines, vinyl disks, posters, and even having various electric guitars hung up on a wall

  • @Cami_22099
    @Cami_22099 4 роки тому +5274

    Scientist: We must prepare for his careful extraction
    : *Rips him off*

    • @fighter4hope716
      @fighter4hope716 4 роки тому +64

      Finally someone else thought it was funny

    • @Cami_22099
      @Cami_22099 4 роки тому +56

      @@fighter4hope716 Duh it's the funniest crap I've ever seen. I wish there was a pickle in it though

    • @thedarkjw6219
      @thedarkjw6219 4 роки тому +2

      Just happened

    • @brukisbehindyou3031
      @brukisbehindyou3031 3 роки тому

      666 likes, very fitting

    • @BRay-nw6lt
      @BRay-nw6lt 3 роки тому +1

      This is how parents wake guys up for school

  • @dustinzacharias8227
    @dustinzacharias8227 Рік тому +10

    If people have alarms dedicated just for you, you know you’ve been a particularly bad boy.

  • @lunala2455
    @lunala2455 Рік тому +12428

    I love how not only does he just casually walk past the guards he also steals his gun

    • @AndersonMallony-EricCF
      @AndersonMallony-EricCF Рік тому +51

      Solgaleo >

    • @sandroschtolpe6803
      @sandroschtolpe6803 Рік тому +44

      @@AndersonMallony-EricCF 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      But i agree

    • @4thwall271
      @4thwall271 Рік тому +224

      Bro already had one of those exact guns, why does he need another, bro trynna duel wield?

    • @whatno2712
      @whatno2712 Рік тому +515

      @@4thwall271 just for the disrespect

    • @InsanoRider777
      @InsanoRider777 Рік тому +257

      "You won't be needing that anymore."

  • @thadz2493
    @thadz2493 2 роки тому +1742

    I must say it does feel nice to see humans that are sane in these types of games.

  • @Idontknowyou05
    @Idontknowyou05 3 роки тому +745

    This is just a perfect representation of Doomguy's goals and view, he, although intimating and rough, is still gentle and careful around the humans. While we all see what horrors he does to the demons that kill his people. Very nice touch.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 роки тому +1

      Don't talk to me! I am famous! Don't dislike my good good GOOD videos! Don't talk to me, dear tec

    • @deviousnefariousvillainous2370
      @deviousnefariousvillainous2370 2 роки тому

      He just almost strangled a guy.

    • @idontevenknow9211
      @idontevenknow9211 2 роки тому +10

      @@deviousnefariousvillainous2370 He gently strangled him

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 2 роки тому

      does he dislike humans too, or just demons?

    • @eranodelpum9752
      @eranodelpum9752 2 роки тому

      @@idontevenknow9211 lo strangula uwu mente

  • @unoriginalblu
    @unoriginalblu Рік тому +11

    Notice how he treats the UAC scientists and notice their reactions to the onslaught. Those scientists are totally out of the loop of what the UACs true goals are, shown by the surprised confusion of "corporate wants them to let the demons through".
    Doomslayer treats them nice probably because they don't even know the full extent of what they're doing.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +5451

    Humans: OMG it's an honor to meet you
    Doomguy: _I don't speak with weaklings_

    • @radityarakha90
      @radityarakha90 4 роки тому +531

      More like "I don't speak"

    • @guts-141
      @guts-141 4 роки тому +186

      @@radityarakha90 he speaks in a flashback

    • @ynog0978
      @ynog0978 4 роки тому +106

      @@guts-141 maybe he's mute but yeah he's cool when he dosent speak

    • @Schregger
      @Schregger 4 роки тому +246

      He speaks in unfathomable rage and fury... its a very subtle and nuanced language... and kinda requires a shotgun to properly understand...

    • @amazingle7431
      @amazingle7431 4 роки тому +126

      Nah if he despite humanity he wont save them, even he was on his knees when he met his King he still like that, he doesnt speak beacause he doesnt need to.....people speak to share theirs thoughts, Doom slayer just doesnt care

  • @joshuajohnsson284
    @joshuajohnsson284 4 роки тому +11269

    "DoomSlayer have control of the BFG"
    Demons: *T h e w h a t*

    • @必至
      @必至 4 роки тому +87

      stolen?

    • @Sky-Daddy
      @Sky-Daddy 4 роки тому +158

      @@必至 yeah, the only thing they changed about the joke was putting spaces in "The" and "What".

    • @heyitsharry9381
      @heyitsharry9381 4 роки тому +105

      The big friendly giant

    • @captainjackpugh6050
      @captainjackpugh6050 4 роки тому +74

      Bulging furry
      Help me out here.

    • @ognok6698
      @ognok6698 4 роки тому +15

      @@captainjackpugh6050 gock

  • @fransthefox9682
    @fransthefox9682 3 роки тому +5096

    1:45 I love how as brutal as he is, he still pulls the card slowly to not hurt the guy.

    • @the_undead
      @the_undead 2 роки тому +635

      Well he is the protector of humanity in lore from what I can gather

    • @crimsonitacilunarnebula
      @crimsonitacilunarnebula 2 роки тому +94

      @@the_undead god also

    • @whenfunnydancingcockroach4625
      @whenfunnydancingcockroach4625 2 роки тому +347

      If he pulled too hard he probably would've taken the guys head off

    • @tenacityxl
      @tenacityxl 2 роки тому +171

      Imagine he pulls it too fast and just decapitates the poor dude.

    • @terminator3000
      @terminator3000 2 роки тому +97

      i think it would have been even more badass if the just tipped on the card with his finger and the guy jumps up to open the dorr for him.