PKA 570 w Dick Masterson - Dick Attacked IRL, Cheating in School, Dead YouTuber Uploads
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- Опубліковано 11 лип 2024
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0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor introduces sponsors
0:00:12 - Woody’s seriously sore strep throat & highly invasive C-19 swab testing
0:08:08 - PKA’s Lock and Load is so popular it has officially SOLD OUT (for now)
0:11:04 - Fitness talk: Kyle’s insane transformation, his new routine & more
0:28:29 - Kyle’s extreme weight cut process & the tragic decline of Niko Avocado
0:37:27 - Heavyweight Homer Simpson & why Americans have got bigger over time
0:42:17 - PKA reacts to Masterson going viral over Dave Chappelle’s “Closer” protests
1:09:44 - Russia’s best dashcam footage & the riskiest motorbike manoeuvres
1:13:24 - Menacing math classes, horrid high school homework & cunning cheaters
1:22:00 - Taylor’s hilarious experience of taking Italian class in College
1:24:57 - What if PKA got professional sign language interpreters on the podcast?
1:31:35 - Kyle’s credit card con & how to maintain a good credit score
1:38:44 - Kyle goes in depth on his supplement routine & taking testosterone
1:50:05 - Masterson & Kyle share their WILD experiences of taking acid
2:00:50 - The time Masterson interviewed Onision while taking a MAJOR trip
2:04:19 - Terminal velocity cats & New York skydiving on September 11th, 2001
2:11:56 - Ad reads: Lucy & ExpressVPN
2:17:19 - What are you waiting for? Get 10% off your Lock and Load order now!
2:23:14 - Fitness talk: How to maximise daily efficiency, Kyle’s home gym plans & more
2:39:14 - The deceased bodybuilder who still uploads workout videos (John Meadows)
2:43:37 - AI-generated PKA episodes & Kyle the self-administering nurse
2:52:33 - Sour IPAs, Warhead wounds & the best/worst candy bars of all time
3:03:30 - Kyle’s recreational weed road trips & dodgy Delta 8 products
3:09:13 - Kyle’s scary syphilis symptoms & should you tell partners you have an STI?
3:26:00 - Taylor nerds out over Lord of the Rings (and Kyle with Harry Potter)
3:29:19 - TV show talk: Altered Carbon & Midnight Mass (mild spoilers)
3:38:17 - Masterson’s DMT disappointment & more on Kyle’s acid experiences
3:47:34 - Vice’s hilarious acid-interview series & the best activities to do while tripping
3:54:52 - PKA reacts to extreme penny farthing bike races (hilarious)
4:01:10 - Masterson shouts out his social medias
Big ups to the dude that shared this link in the comments of the last pka
He saved my Saturday
How’d he get it?
@@andreasfrost-blade4689 probably a patreon member.
@@Bamabrute85 makes since.
lol for real 😏🤞🏼
"PKN 378" nailed it, Woody!
I ducked that one up
Plus "Disk Masterson"
"likelikelike"
@@luke247 Gigachad woody. Didn't even think of that.
Jesus, Woody looking like Jimmy Kimmel this episode.
I seen this comment at 3:43:39 had me dying 😂😂
Guys, nikocado is bulking. Relax
accumulating so much mass
okay feeder
The Grizzly Method
The cuts gonna be crazy
I've been bulking for 22 years
Woody I was an avid woodcraft player back in your Minecraft days, and I’m thanking you for all the memories, and for that server. It was a real blast
Credit to woody, dying didnt affect his audio quality
For real, big ups woody. We love you man
@a v we.
Just made him unlist it an entire day late - no biggy
@a v Yes, comrade!
I like how woody went out of his way to be on the show even while sick just to spite the people that hate him
WoodT*
@@yolandobregashioli6244 Woody HIGH T
i dont hate woody but after listening to pkn i was looking forward to this week with out woody and possibly having finnster instead
@@hustler666100 man just craves mentally ill people
@@yolandobregashioli6244❤
gotta appreciate the subreddit for helpin me find this one lads
Saved my Saturday
Shh
Kyle obivously hasnt hit that "Ego Death" level of hallucinating high yet. Its really a gamble if you come out "inspired" or just straight up scarred for a while. With his level of center it seems like he'd be all for it...buuuut, he has panic attacks. Id like yo see which way he goes.
the fact he said he could look at his phone and read it, clearly shows how little he has taken.
if you have taken 4 tabs, you shouldn’t be able to read hahahaha
@@Jamiiemac Probably heat damaged, I can see it being closer to 3 though
@@tomm3700 yeah that makes sense tbh, I've ruined tabs by leaving them in my pocket
Needs one "puddle" experience. Everyone should have at least one lol.
@@callmepleatherface7535 What do you mean by "puddle?"
Kyle did not take 4 hits of acid and only see the outlines and the waves, Lyle Lyle
yeah maybe he took 4 hits of 15ug acid
Straight up, he’s either lying or got literally the weakest acid ever.
I've taken a whole tab of what was strong acid, but like 3 months later of it being stored in a sealed environment, and barely had any visuals it was way more of a body high. Maybe that could be what happened to Lyle
In PKA 549 w/ Harley he said he'd "be down for trying acid" so I'm 99% sure this is another lie from our boy as usual.
@@matts5375 fr, I swear Lyle said in the past he never did acid and wanted to try it
Woody gaffes
“PKN 378”
“Making lines at the DMT more fun”
And of course, posting this video unlisted.
I got freaked out when i thought i saw "PKN 378" at the beginning, then some seconds later it was something else. Thought i went all Driftr for a second
You momentarily entered another timeline 🤣
Went to the shadow realm for a second there bud
Hypogonadal?
Dude i havent been on your channel since black ops 1 and to see you still doing pka and going hard with it still is dope! Make another 500 pka 1000 soon hahah
Woody hanging out in the rocking chair is a ~*vibe*~
Kyle is free!
Wrong kyle but kyle is free!
They're both free now
But only one of those Kyles can walk into a gun store tomorrow and legally purchase an AR-15.
@@r1100s he can apply to get his 2A rights back now that he's off federal probation.
Free the boys Kyle and Kyle. But lock up that lyle guy.
@@the_inquisitive_inquisitor I hope he does apply. And I hope he gets approved.
Woody kept this video unlisted as an impotent power move because people were making fun of him on twitch.
for what?
is that why it took so long?
i can’t tell if this is a joke haha
@@UnknownUser-fg3fs impotent….the joke is there just think about it
Sometimes you just gotta find the link when its not up in the morning.
Just gotta know a guy, ya know?
I found my guy
@@Zanooz my guy is the pka subreddit
@@hugosrcs4448 My guy is the pka clips channel
This is the best episode in a while
this is woody's best episode.
Why did the video get unlisted?
The decline of nickicado avacado is tragic, and it all started when his bird died
Well, he shouldn't have eaten it.
Why is this still unlisted
Cuz my dads gaping n cream n shidded is foaming out pls help
My Saturday was ruined and my disappointment was immeasurable.
“PKN 378” lol
i watch every new episode at least 4 time all through thanks guys for the hours of laughs
This isn’t showing on the main channel I had to find the video via a link on reddit
Its funny everyone knows by now when Kyle is lying as he goes😂😂
Big ups to Liquid Richard!!
Processing gang
@@ridgelineify I do it for Richard.
wait, the one from chris chan?
One time I did acid on Halloween, I thought it would be fun since everyone is in costumes. Became an army of scary children coming to the house 😭
Why is this unlisted?
My dad creemy hole iz fooming green creemy corm plz send help
@@bigshrimp6458 Uhh, cowabunga dude?
Started using reddit more because of pka
Pka sub reddit saved my Saturday with this week's episode link
@a v My man. Thank you.
Did Woody age 5 years in the last week?
Look at joe Rogan before and after Covid. Illness and HGH ages older dudes fast. Woody is absolutely massive. Derek must have him on some stuff.
He looks his age
@@Charge11 don't pump woodTs ego
When he’s at home he has better lighting that hides his age a little, that’s all.
This was the best episode in a while. In a long line of stinkers.
This is the best episode in a big line of stinkers keep it up boys
Can’t wait to enjoy this content I’m paying for!
The mistake was paying for free content
@@Katyusha94 woosh
@@Katyusha94 Went way over your head, didn't it boy?
With gas prices it would be cheaper to fly to Colorado than drive to Illinois
Not lying I can fly to GA from NY for $24
Thanks to the random guy with the link, also one of my if not my favorite guest.
steve and filthy are wayyy better
@@darkcarp8178 filthy robot? To each their own I guess but I don’t see how anyone enjoys him on the pod
this is woody's best episode.
This is the best episode in a while
Big ups Kyle for smoking 2/3 at Kenosha!
54:14 "Blue baklava" I forgot he had a Greek desert.
A lot of stores these days have American chocolate and it's literally always full because nobody buys them lol.
the last second is priceless
For the two people curious about the syphilis blood thing:
So the syphilis antibody test is cheaper than the immunoassay T. palladium test but it's used more commonly because you can still determine if you're negative UNLESS you've ever had syphilis before because the antibodies stick around forever. So if you test positive for the antibodies, the only way to test for active disease is the immunoassay.
I like jokes. Jokes are funny. We like Dave
“I have a 3-6 month supply” so Kyle has a two week supply of trt bois
Heads up your video is unlisted on UA-cam so it makes it extra hard to find. Was this planned or just a mistake?
IDK I had to get the link from Reddit
I think this is new UA-cam rules. I had to get a link from one of the clip channels.
No it's because Woody threw a tantrum on twitch and it's hiding the show so that it's harder to watch. He was saying he doesn't need to do the show and we should all be grateful
@@askers_ Wait, did *Woody* hide the episode, or are you suggesting that UA-cam unlisted the episode because he had a tantrum on Twitch? Because that would be weird
This is the best episode in a big line of sinkers keep it up boys
This was the best episode in a while. In a long line of stinkers.
Kinda nice not having woody constantly interrupting everything trying to talk about paramotors constantly😂
ayy time to get cozy boys!
Glad Woody figured out how to hit the upload button
It's a day later why is the video still not unlisted?
Kyle’s joke at 2:43:10 aged poorly. Rip woody
Why did it age poorly? I can’t find anything about it
@@DarnGuy35 he's gone
Wooooo!! Thanks Woody, you're the best!!
This ep doesn't show up, I had to get a link to watch it
Nothing on Rittenhouse this time? Buy they were so well-informed on the last show...
@Mr. Brenman21 i would have liked too see woody eat his words regarding Rittenhouse... (But based on him doing 10 minutes of research)...
I kinda think they should bring up the fact that they commented on a subject that they didn't know anything about...
Regarding your "when do they record this"-comment , you could be right that it was recorded before the verdict... But I don't believe for a second that, Kyle is that poorly informed about a criminal case regarding guns, and 2A... He just didn't want to touch that case at all because of the potential fallout on social media...
Kyle trying to throw everybody of the scent trail with the ol “no it was r@pe” rouse.
Why is this unlisted and so hard to find
I’m constantly questioning myself every day if I should take that nap or get the extra hour of life it’s a hard mental task
Best episode this year!
Why was this unlisted?
I got the link to this unlisted but I purposely waited until Saturday to watch
great episode loved the end
In Nikocado's defense, he has created a large documentary market that has brought income to many. He's basically a philanthropist.
Big ups SixteenLeo
Is there a reason why this is not uploaded on his channel, info under his videos and I don't see episode 570
2:39:37 Woody autistically trying to not cut in and say his spiel
Only casuals are just seeing this
why was this unlisted?
Love you guys. When I was struggling through my breakup, I went straight to PKA. It sure was worth it!!
love how everyone goes quiet and dont ask questions when fps is clearly lying lol
Time stamp please
lose respect for Kyle every time he lies about his drug experiences
I don't think he's ever actually tripped on anything. Just be honest dude. Cmon.
He's mentioned shrooms many times, I don't find it entirely hard to believe he has done acid. There's a high probability he turned to acid during his probation as it doesn't turn up on tests. If he did it during probation he wouldn't have brought it up over the past 4-5 years so as not to incriminate himself.
@@Magic-Conk Kyle said he only tried mushrooms, any psychedelic for that matter once; during his bad experience at Walmart. A couple months ago he said he’s tried mushrooms multiple times. NOW he’s saying he’s done 4 tabs of acid before!? Why didn’t that come up last time 💀
@@ZeranZeran Forreal. His description of psychadelics is totally inaccurate. “I took 4 tabs and chilled and watched a show”. He’s a pathological liar, so I doubt he has experienced Ego death.
y is this unlisted???
RIP WOODY
Anyone knows why its unlisted?
Yo why didn't this episode show up when I searched for it on UA-cam? I had to find the direct link on Reddit (it took 1 second, but still)
Same yea what’s up
Finally it's live!!!
4:26 That number was alot higher when lefty was still around
kinda hard to be "afraid" of Kyle when he isnt even allowed to carry a weapon......
Buddy could probably beat you up I mean he is on peds
The guy can still have weapons, like vintage guns, bows, knives etc. I know the 20 foot rule isnt that accurate but it was a thing for a reason
@@natefigueroa9239 he'd more than likely just get shot, idk how strong you have to be to ignore bullets but I doubt he's at that point
He is the weapon.. 👀
Woodys nose bleeding from that ❄❄❄
Pro Cheating Strat: Write on the plastic of your calculator using a mechanical pencil; you can instantly wipe it off by finger & you can't read it from any distance
That’s what I did
I went in blind on Midnight Mass and gaaaaaawd that twist hooked me.
Woody: (whispered) "err-ga-la-la-la-la" (pause) The Sentence.
Kyle is lying about his acid dose 100% reply for more info.
My comments about his acid trip keep getting removed. Lol why lie.
I've done a max of 15 hits of acid and asked my mom to buy me a grave site next to hers.
4 hits isn't a I pass out with an 8th of shrooms dose bro.
Sounds like he did it in Colorado with those dudes
@7scrib Sounds like you should not be worrying about me not worrying about myself.
Sounds lik I should be worrying about myself not worrying about u worrying about him worrying about u
Wait why did PKA get unlisted
i remember my buddy snorting ground up warheads on the school bus and he had such a bad nose bleed he had to go home when we got to the school
1:30:00 really excited for PKA 600, can't wait to be signed at
Why is this ep not showing up on youtube? Had to find it in the sub.. wierd
woody died.
The sign for pooping is so great. Its basically pulling your thumb out of your other hand. Definitely looks like pooping.
Props to woody for comin on he’s looking rouuugghhhhh
Did Woody get high at the end of this episode? He didn't say a word for half an hour 😂😂
It's a blessing
Did you miss the part where he had strep lol?
you ever seen weekend at bernies?
His throat hurts from strep throat
Iv been waiting for this one
Testosterone aromatizes into estrogen and estrogen makes a multitude of tissues repair quicker than normal. Including those mentioned at 18:24 such as ligaments and skin.
I'm completely ignorant on this topic, but doesn't estrogen harm male bodies in some cases? I thought it led to an increased risk of cancer or something
@@zachcollins9687 There are loads of adverse effects in males due to estrogen, it's why everyone who goes on cycles will use aromatase inhibitors (AI) to lower the amount of Estro in their body. Bit of a chemistry test to get the dosage of the AI correct to the amount you're pinning weekly, but once you get it right, the risk of excess E is gone.
@@zachcollins9687 you want some estrogen, it’s all a balance. It’s important for things like neurological health
It's more about the ratio than anything. The biggest problem with high estrogen levels is gyno.
Anyone know why this is unlisted????
Can we get a PKA Calendar?
couldn't find at first why unlisted big wood?
Quantifiably more ups to the Fluid Richard
Idk if it's the beard or the few days of strep starvation has woody looking great
Better late than never. Thanks woody👍🏻👊🏻
Big ups Lummox!
Why is the video unlisted?
@CLOV3R713 for what?
As someone who likes to smoke here and there I think the flavor pills would be great, I would buy 4 or 5 and I know others would as well so I vote you make them.
Shout out to the pka subreddit
that ending was kind of madness
I used to do a lot of tabs in high school. True happiness every time riding bikes eating playing video games feeling like I’m inside the game crazy used to think back to those adventures dropping 3 gel tabs and just chilling with the family truly amazing. Can’t do that stuff anymore hahaha fun times
Do you recommend it for someone who is generally cynical of existence?
@@limitisillusion7 Yeah, I'm as jaded as it gets and if anything it usually makes me more positive then usual. And gives me a slightly less depressing view on other ppl in general.
@@limitisillusion7 idk I wouldn’t wanna recommend anything acid was like meant for me but I’ve seen homies have bad trips but come out with a better look on things