Nick Swardson | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
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- Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
- Nick Swardson is an actor, stand-up comedian, and screenwriter best known for his roles in Reno 911, Grandma’s Boy, several Adam Sandler movies, and more. He has a new stand up special coming out on UA-cam on July 18th called, “Make Joke From Face.”
Nick Swardson returns to chat with Theo about how things have been going on his latest tour, the controversy that followed a viral video of him being pulled off stage (and what really happened) and big news about a new movie with Adam Sandler.
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Nick looks like your old Gamestop cashier you haven't seen in 10 years.
the one who would always try and sell you an n64 controller
He looks like the guy that didn’t let me buy Diablo 3 in 2022 cuz I wasn’t 18
"Hey bro, you want me to add this pre-order too"
BMX bike shop guy
😂
Nick is always my favorite guest😂”shut up Brenda you look like an Italian Lego “😭😭💀
And now nicks head looks like a grape
Nah, Druski is the best guest. Their chemistry is perfect
@@jo_nathan_nation6544I thought thinking Nick was even a good guest was crazy but you think druski is his best guest? That’s insane
If youre gonna quote it quote it right
one of the funnniest and most Theo things i ever heard some one else say... still cracks me up
Grandmas boy is one of the most underrated comedic movies ever. Get at it kids!
"Get after it"!!! One of my favorite movies to watch high!!!! Actually my favorite Happy Madison movie...I believe it's Happy Madison) Nick Swardson wrote it!!
Nick swardson gaslighting Theo Von on being a casual drinker is the most unintentionally funny part of this interview.
Hrs gotta be a raging alcoholic. No judgement tho
as he's wearing 2 different shoes😂😂😂😂
Why is everyone so obsessed with if Nick is alcoholic or not -Jesus. Fix your own damn lives before casting stones
@@oregonsnob31 Well said.
@@oregonsnob31absofuckinlutey!! ❤
The amount of jokes that they each did and the other did not acknowledge is amazing, im crying lol
You’re saving us night shifters with this one Theo. Onward.
Seriously!!!😂😂😂🎉
I’m one of you but not for longer, didn’t know night shifts would give me literal insomnia 😂
Oh please, get to work
Hell yeah working graveyard till the graveyard 🪦 😆
I was born for third shift. Always been nocturnal 😎 🦉
Love how Spade caught so many strays 🤣🤣
That's how funny and great a guy Spade is that they can't not bring him up!
I’m so happy Nick is back. I think the Nick and Theo episodes are probably my favorite ones. The genuine friendship they have and the way they have damn near the same sense of humor.
I wish I had a friend like that honestly
Instead I just test my jokes on people and everyone thinks I’m serious. I asked my coworker to throw me in the box crusher and crush me because my back hurt. He’s like “dude are you serious, do you need help”. “They have hotlines for that”. I just stopped, dude I’m not suicidal my back just hurts lmao. Bro actually thought I wanted him to toss me in the bailer and crush me. He’s kinda slow but mf drives a car he can’t be that dumb
Where am i
totally agree. These two are great together
Looks like that alcoholism is getting to nick
Nick and Theo as well as Theo and Caleb Pressley. Two guests that I can listen to once a week
Theo Von needs his own GTA 6 radio station
Tim Dillon first tho
Bro I said this YEARS ago. GTA 6 really dropping the ball
I've also had this thought before-- Him and Duncan Trussell
@@kevinkrebs1412 100%
Yeeeessssssss!!!
Head to body ratio on Swardson is insane
😂😂😂
STOP 😂
That's pure alcoholism
He's supposed to be Midwest fat
🤣🤣
“Being a Texans fan is way tougher than being gay” had me rolling on the floor 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you Theo for always bringing us a good laugh 🙏🏼
"David Carr got touched way more than sketch" killed me
D’s in the b are way harder than living with a lot of Mexicans
"Seriously Who Farted?" is one of the funniest stand-up sets I've ever seen
No truer words have ever been spoken!!! 💯💯💯✌️
The joke about being way too high and paranoid to be social... full circle.
Dude, i had that on CD, that I ordered from who knows where after catching him on XM WAY back- like 22+ yrs ago. Dude was/IS ridiculously hilarious. 😂
“IT SMELLS LIKE WOLF PUSSY!” 😂
Thats hilarious because its probably his worst
Nicks “TAKE YOUR WIG OFF THEO!” Killed me.
Wigorney Weaver over here
Straight outta left field. It was great
Had me dying when I looked at his hair for a moment after he said that !
lmao "its a fookin wig"
"That's a wig.......you're Wigourney Weaver." Lol.
Nick has the right take about the internet actually not mattering
It's so nice of Theo to feature such a promising upcoming comic like Gary Falcon.
That was so good
Praise god
Only a real K.T FAN will get this
Can’t believe a first time comedian crushed so hard
He was having the set of his life up there that night!!
"Or a young Filipino woman" got me 😂
Dude I died when he said that lmaooo
Timestamp @@lukewiese6684
“Tell me an animal and I’ll tell you if it’s gay or not”
“Panda”
“Not sure” 😂😂😂
When he tries not to be funny it's the funniest
They gotta be gay, prolly why its so hard to get babies.
That was the best part of the pod for me 😂💀
@@StampingTheCall his immediate response was perfect. So matter of fact and then, "Not sure." I did the same; lost it on that one. Gang gang!
@@djsjmc511 "When he tries not to be funny" He knows comments like that are funny. He was on fire this episode, too
I like how they both dressed up like the chairs 🤣
Lol good catch Hawkeye
These two need a weekly podcast, they are amazing together
this nick guy is a tool
I am not taking away your duo wishes but we all say that about a bunch of people that Theo has on. It is Theo. The magic is in him ❤
@@autumnsantomauroganggang agree & Nick is such a train wreck anymore it only validates how good Theo really is
When he called Schaub an "Italian Lego" 😅😂
Yes will never forget that!
Once a year I replay that video and cry laughing. 😂
Yeah. Long Island Italian Lego. It's even funnier.
Funniest thing schaubs ever been involved in producing
We can’t all be a fuckin pizza delivery mime 😭
The fact that theo just rubbed his face through his glasses got me rollin😂😂....he really out there with just frames on 😂😂
Bruh got them 3D glasses from the movie theatre with the lenses out💀💀💀
Check out some of the older tpw episodes, he’s been rocking them bad boys 😂
Wait what was the time stamp of him doing this lmaooo. I missed it!
????????????????????? you can see the glass and reflections in it. They have lenses.
😂😂😂😂😂 I'm weak
I love Theo defending Sketch and I really love Nick being unbothered by everything.
Theo: “You tell me an animal and I’ll tell you if it’s gay or not. “
Nick: “panda”
Theo: “don’t know”
The best part is then Nick continuing to go with the bit. “Hmm ok…Giraffe?”
No one else would be that funny saying that 😂
These 2 together have me crying. Imagine if they did a podcast together from now on. At least one every 2 or 3 months would be perfect too
Imagine if the movie they always say they’re gonna make with David spade comes out
Nick: "I wanna see Wham! there"
Theo (immediately): "Whites against Mexicans?"
How the fuck did he do that so fast? There's no way he'd have time to come up with that.
It's real.
"Nazis....I hate those guys....." -IndianaJones
I've heard him mention that there was a gang called WAM (Whites against Mexicans) in his neighbourhood when he was a kid.
Cause it's an actual thing he grew up with🤣 I'm pretty sure it's still a thing to this day down there
Pattern recognition from ADHD!
@@SaltyCado wow, the USA is a wild place.
Nick saying "So he can dunk" about Abraham Lincoln had me rolling
Nick being severely confused about the sketch situation is hilarious
He’s trying to get Nick to come out right?
Nick's just glad his videos haven't leaked
It is confusing tho tbh. Wtf is there to be scared of? Bigots who are scared of men using their junk in the ways those men prefer? Lol
@@tdawg507 Or reno 911 was real the whole time...
He’s being dismissive.
That’s not all just “confusion”… he’s not dumb. 💀 If he was genuinely confused that whole time, then he’s remedial or a sociopath Lmao (he isn’t)
He just hates the comments he’s received, and resents the public, so he’s dismissing it entirely. But regardless, a bit of empathy, or at least understanding, for the boy, would’ve made more sense. But he refused to acknowledge it. Even the gayest people could understand the weight of that situation for him💀.
Catching up on KillTony, then coming over to catch up on Theo. LMAO NIGHT & DAY difference 😂😂 Theo is always light & refreshing
Nicks wild inappropriate comments/theos wild out of context statements are comedic gold 😂🤌
Theo going over the sketch situation w Nick outta all ppl was golddd😂😂😂
Is Nick Gay?
@@mikemichaels2914yeah technically closeted but it’s an open secret within the comedy community
@@mikemichaels2914 yes
You're acting like it was funny. They totally came to his defense and stood up for him.
@@bleepblorpp huh? It was super funny, what do you mean? Theo reading the tweets about the fat kid and calling him a Filipino woman isn't funny? They defended him for sure, as any sane person would, but it was also 100% funny..
Haven’t clicked this fast on a video ever in my life. Nice to see Nick back
I clicked just a fast. :) I love, Nick.
Nick is the fucking dude
@@mickrozycki451 You're one of those dudes that constantly puts commas where they don't belong huh??
@@ryan8165he's all coked up, bubba
@@ryan8165 To error is human.
The Man Grate commercial with Norm and Swardson may be my favorite comedy moment of all time.
You haven’t heard of the revolution?
@@vaughncollins1386Your mouth is my toilet!
😅7😅u😅 34:37 😊is h😅😊 37:17 37:17 @@vaughncollins1386
You guys got me looking up if David Spade is alive
Nick randomly singing "Your Love" by The Outfield like 5 times during this was absolutely hilarious to me for some reason. He just kept going back to it.
"Josies on a vacation far away"
what’s the time stamp?
Nick looks like he got fired from a gas station for scratching all the lotto tickets on the night shift
He is wearing two different types of shoes too 😂😂
This is the funniest comment
He attached the air pump to his head and passed out.
😂😂😂😂
Oddly specific lol
"Take your wig off!" was random and funny af.
Wigourney Weaver
Guess I won’t be getting any sleep tonight. Dammit Theo 😂.
I kept getting UA-cam notifications and was like Theo where are you 😂
the struggle is real! I knew I shoulda left the phone on the nightstand 😂
I’m with y’a!! 🙌🏽 Already took sleep meds…. Guess now I’ll be Amb|an eating and laughing! ❤ 😅
Same!
@@iamlalaland100%
"chubby kid or young Philippino woman" had me crying laughing
Nick is hilarious. Hope you get Harland Williams on soon. Your natural awkward improv conversations would be the best . 💥
this is so on point & your comment is criminally underrated
Nicks gay accent gets stronger every year
One day it will get on Tony Hinchcliffe’s level
You know hes actually gay..right?
@@JLouis-uf9iz Explains the fact that he only plays gay characters in every movie and tv show he’s in
@@JLouis-uf9iz just came to this realization after 20 some years lol...
This would make sense since he's been gay since birth
So many good one liners in this. “A neck is just a penis with sounds in it” 😂😂😂
6 mins in and I am laughing like crazy 😂 “threw up in my hands” “never did that before” 😂😂
Theo - "Sometimes I wish I had..."
Nick - "Metal legs"
Totally went over Theo's head! I immediately got the Grandma's Boy reference. That's unironically my favorite movie.
Now we need one with Danny McBride. 30 Minutes or Less was one of my favorites 😂
theo and nick have the best chemistry they just bounce off each other
Nick would like that
Were we watching the same video..? Nick was cunty and combative throughout half of it.
A lot of people do , you’re just seeing it in a video.
Theo sticking up for Sketch is wholesome AF.
Sketch was a prostitute, his need for cash and the material corrupted him, not his homosexual tendencies. Let’s stop being so easy on these online prostitutes. What did he think would happen?
Does anyone have a timestamp for when they talked about that?
Why I'm with Nick on this one what's there to defend. People say mean shit on the internet if you have only 10 fingers who cares
WE LOVE YOU, SKETCH ! 💗
You're awesome and you have NO NEED to say anything more nor respond.
You'll be just fine..... 🥰
Love, 💖 Prolife Midwife of Providence ⚓
@thedopepope
It's not as wholesome as 11:30 + til 13: 30 arrives ✝️👑 BABY GOD 👑✝️
One day I’ll tell my grandchildren where I was the night this podcast came out and I’ll say in the kitchen making andouille sausage and some perogies. What a time to be alive
How was it bro
Were you full erected in the process?
We need an update on those polish hitters 😮
Imagine a highlight of your life being a podcast lol
@@davidurse I’ll be chasing that feeling for a lifetime
Thank you, Theo, for all the work you put in!!! Touring & making sure you get the podcasts in as well, with awesome guests!! 👏 You are amazing!! You really help us get thru life. ❤
It is fun watching creatives feed of each other. Can't stop laughing as always. Thanks Theo.
“You’re f#*€kn Wigourney Weaver”
“Thiefer Sutherland”
“How bout you’re a f#*€kn Italian LEGO” Nick undefeated 😂
The Lebron throw up bit would be an hilarious movie scene in Grandmas Boy 2
“People think I’m like koo koo brain, I’m not” felt very Charlie Sheen 😂
Also felt very "i liked cocaine" vibes 😂😂
Sketch segment to a BlueChew add was crazy 😂
Bull in black face made me choke on my own laughter!! Theo you are made of gold! 😂
“ TAKE YOUR WIG OFF” had me loling 🤣🤣
😂
"Peanut butter and bird-flu" killed me... literally spat out my AIDS shot
Same, that one got me
That Dane Cook joke was hilarious 😂
Got me
These 2 just bounce off each other so well, love it when Nicks on with Theo.
I watched Nick Swanson's Pretend Time religiously every time an episode came out. I'm so glad he is still doing stuff, because for awhile I didn't hear much from him and got worried. I love this guy so much 😂
Same! That was weird stuff. I loved it.
Lmao Nick's face during Theo telling him about sketch getting his back blown out on his OF
Is Nick not gay ?
@@sperez3275 no he's not, just from Minnesota
Bleeping out half of the ducks when Theo had Nick read the tweet was hilarious.
Theo is a good man for standing up for Sketch
Theo has moments of nice clarity. Like when he was explaining to Nick why people were upset at the guy who had the OF or whatever. He didn’t support any maliciousness. He did a nice job trying to explain why they reacted the way they did (even though he disagreed with their reaction). He was…well…mature.
"Whistling your root" got me🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aw hell yes Nick is always my favorite podcast guest ❤
Love you guys and so great to hear your kind words and support for Sketch❤
Right theo man Thanks for the love for sketch brother❤️
I saw Swardson run this special in Reno last year. My face hurt after leaving the show. It was amazing
Nick is the only celebrity I’ve met. He was eating at a restaurant and I stood off to the side because I didn’t want to interrupt his meal, but he noticed me and told me to come over. He shook my hand as I praised him and he was very cool. He really is a dude.
NEW 1 HOUR NICK SWARDSON SPECIAL JULY 18th?!?! i love my life 😭
Swardson looks like your gay uncle who got stung by 1000 bees when he skipped leg day
Best comment
He's not exactly killing it on chest and arm days either. Head day yes.
@@bobberrob1605 steady working that face day on swoll
@@JTT311 damn
Guess I’m staying up a lil bit longer 😄👏🏽
Same.
I'll reset my alarm and hit snooze if heeded
Man I couldn’t wait for this to come out. Nick is so funny
Theos a real one for having Sketch’s back. We all aren’t perfect, we do things we regret everyday but we are given life everyday to change to be a better person. I really feel for that guy and hope he keeps his head high and stays true to him self! Fuck the internet and the haters! Were up stairs baby !
Nick was my first stand up up show in San Antonio he’s a legend in comedy
"He pulled a lot of brothers out of a fucken pretty tough hat"😅
"it's a tall hat" 😂😂😂
Theo blessing us with that late night hitter,i feel like a little dope fiend hopping into a taxi with a driver named Luigi who knows were to source some of that dark artistry,onward...
I love Nick Swardson!!! In college, we didn’t have cable and only a DVD player so we watched Gma’s Boy on repeat for the whole summer. 😅 For what it’s worth, I was shocked to hear you’re 47 - I thought 40 max! Thx for making us laugh
I love sarcasm I think that’s why I like nicks style of comedy so much. I watched this for the first time faded. I was convinced David spade brought his own chair everywhere. I even googled to make sure he was still alive.
I clown people for not picking up on jokes. I had a slow coworker once changing out a box on a soda fountain. He got big red all over his hands so they were completely red. I’m high af I told him that he needs to scrub his hands with blue Powerade to balance it out. He is in the back washing his hands with Powerade for a good 5 minutes till he said “I don’t think it’s working”. I had everyone crying laughing, I was gonna stop but I said, “oh wait my bad it’s sprite you need to use sprite because the acid in it eats the red color away”. Now he’s back there washing his hands with sprite, I told him that I was messing around and he laughed with me. He just didn’t get sarcasm, he had a license tho and more money than me so he wasn’t that slow
The best is when I was trying to crack a gay girl. She was hot and had big hooters, but she was dumb. She said something about an std test, I said “damn I hope you studied”.
We met up in person and she legit asked me “insert name, are you really that dumb you think I needed to study for an std test”. Atleast your hot you got that and atleast you got some fertile soil Im just glad more girls cracked than guys. Dumbest thing anyone has ever said to me well top 10 atleast
Theo, great show tonight.
Thanks for stopping by in Long Beach. I had a great time.
That shit with the OG gays had me rolling. I caught myself laughing hard because there were two OG gays to the right of me.
Thanks brotha 🙏 for some great laughs and for your headliners for some great laughs, too.
Need more Terry and Reno 911 movie or show. The hot pants and skates need to come back as an older Terry. Multi millionaire who still hangs out in Reno in his late 40's up to his usual shenanigans 😂
“Swamp opossum” fuckin just ignored by Theo. Savage that was so savage
Theo misses golden bits a lot. He just kinda zones out while he's thinking of what to say 😆
He giggled a little lmao
"he got so high he free'd the slaves" lmao
The world needs more people like you. Thank you for your kind words!
The world needs Grandma's Boy 2 now more than ever
I was just thinking that movie would be the best to make a sequel to and u kno they could make it just as funny as the original
it would be awesome but sadly grandma passed away :(
Nick woke up drunk thinking he put the same pair of shoes on
“Josie’s on a vacation..:” 😂😂
Did I miss why they keep referencing that?
time stamp?
@@dominicmiguel336213:24 🤙
13:20
Nick looks great for someone in their final days
Lol
💀
I was thinking the same thing. He doesn't get clean he's gonzo.
@rainbroPremium he somehow looks worst that norm when he had terminal cáncer
His head is so big compared to his upper body 😂
Theo Von's impression of Norm Macdonald is almost worse than Norm Macdonalds impression of Christopher walken😅
Nick is the one dude who should never drink.
Theo played the video of Nick 💣 high to his face? That's wild. 😂
I was thinking that's where the wig comment came from. He had that in the chamber waited an hour so he didn't look scorned lol
Theo has such a supportive heart ❤
Terry still lives rent free in my head. #Reno911
Undiagnosed sunburn 😂
Been running a generator for the past 2 days down here in southeast Texas. This made my day seeing you 2 guys in the thumbnail. Thanks guys! 😊
Two different new balances of similar color schemes is actually a weird flex. lmao
That Guy brought his own Chair, I’d be so upset if I got put on blast like that. 😂😂😂
I'm glad you took time to talk about sketch. He doesn't need to be sorry for anything and I hope he just continues to grow.
This feels like a first time power meeting between two aliens from different planets
I'll never forget watching Reno 911 on Comedy Central and seeing Terry for the first time...