PKA 531 w D Masterson - Taylor's Basement Floods, Picking Our Tattoos, Time Travel Hypotheticals
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- Опубліковано 11 лип 2024
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0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show & guest, Taylor avertises the sponsors & his Twitch
0:00:45 - Taylor’s ex-girlfriend and why Masterson disapproves of Taylor’s marriage
0:03:07 - Bitcoin’s incredible success and Nigeria’s embarrassing anti-crypto policy
0:07:21 - The guys talk cool/awful tattoo designs (Norse symbols, LoTR, paramotors & more)
0:26:38 - Why BMI is a pointless measure of fitness & Woody’s newfound 6-pack abs
0:32:23 - Taylor is stressed because his basement flooded and the damage being EXPENSIVE
0:43:06 - What unusual sounds do the guys find strangely relaxing?
0:47:21 - Woody and Masterson discuss how to protect your ears while playing music
0:49:50 - The pros/cons of liposuction surgery & Woody’s friend with crippling cystic fibrosis
0:58:12 - Brief return to tattoo talk & Taylor’s resemblance to an owl
1:00:11 - The guys discuss plans to go on a Colorado vacation with a few of their $50 Patrons
1:06:30 - Woody’s rivalry with $50 Patron, Dirty, and their potential MMA brawl
1:12:39 - More on the PKA Colorado trip: High movie marathons, cookouts & going out
1:20:50 - PKA reacts to the Texas’ snowstorm, its politicisation & fossil fuels vs green energy
1:29:14 - The Texas Mayor with the most Texas mentality ever & why Kyle loves Texan culture
1:37:19 - Masterson goes on a HUGE rant about Texas, California and the Federal Government
1:39:45 - Ted Cruz’s ill-timed family trip to Cancun while his constituents freeze in Texas
1:41:53 - Illegal immigration’s rise under Biden’s watch & putting kids in cages at the border
1:50:50 - How to successfully live in a country illegally by overstaying your Visa
1:54:00 - Kyle’s indentured labourer policy, forced immigrant conscription & the Vietnam conflict
1:58:38 - Ad read: Postmates & GOAT
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2:02:00 - If the guys woke up as women but can reverse it whenever, how long until they revert?
2:11:45 - It’s Woody’s birthday tomorrow! What does he want as a gift?
2:13:29 - What do the guys think will be the next big leap in technological advancement?
2:26:50 - Woody explains why he’s now obsessed with washing and drying clothes in his house
2:34:04 - The end of humanity, stopping the ageing process & reverse-ageing humans
2:37:50 - Video: Plus-size woman wants the right tools for the job, in steps John Deere
2:42:27 - How did the guys’ high school crushes turn out later in life?
2:48:02 - Fitness talk: Woody’s immaculate calves, achilles injuries & marvellous surgeries
2:51:25 - The time Masterson broke his collarbone & busted his front teeth playing baseball
2:56:43 - More fitness talk: Reflex training bags, cardio workouts & competitive exercising
3:06:01 - How Masterson got humiliated playing Smash Bros with his 5 year old nephew
3:10:23 - The 3 year old Russian chess prodigy who got whooped by a World Chess Champion
3:13:18 - Is there any sport in which a woman could legitimately beat a man in?
3:17:26 - Kyle the part-time book worm & why he’s retracting his positive review of The Stand
3:24:45 - Stephen King’s mixed bag of stories: The good, the bad and the ugly
3:27:19 - PKA discusses King’s 11/22/63 and the implications of time travel & altering history
3:36:33 - Why Kyle loved Stephen King’s The Outsiders & the embarrassment of adult diapers
3:42:31 - More on 11/22/63 and the implications of altering history via time travel
3:47:04 - If the guys could time travel, where would they go back to and what would they do?
3:57:32 - The arrogance of Texans and which US State is the best? Which is the worst?
4:01:17 - More on Taylor’s flooding fiasco and how he plans to fix up his basement
4:05:45 - Masterson shouts out his new coffee business, New Project Brew
4:09:06 - Woody calls it a show
Kyle's video feed still looks like a found footage
S tier comment
So does Taylor's video...
Lyle does just mean lying Kyle, its also lazy kyle
Top tier guest
get this guy on again chip
Top tier guest unlike you
@@indianOutlaw87.5 you’re kidding right
@@indianOutlaw87.5 I’d love to. Ive done a lot of cool stuff since last time ! Fought on Logan Paul vs KSI boxing event, played in NBA influencer game, made a content house, gained a couple million followers, became a millionaire, traveled the world, ate some pizza, interviewed by Forbes, etc.
@@overtflow can you make a UA-cam video?
I love the fact how they say one of the only thing women do better then men is book clubs, then proceeded to have the most hilarious book club meeting essentially I've ever seen.
Woody does all sorts of para activities, paramotoring, parachuting, paralympics
Parafucking
PARAphrasing his Facebook friends' strawman arguments
Paraphilias.
Paramilitary
@@fkcombustion Nah his fb friends are just as he says. I had to look and he wasn't bsing.
Yoooo the subreddit was right! They did get a regular guest again but I’m down for it
Literally thought the exact same thing. Not a terrible guest but just the same ones over and over
If cancel culture phases out then they will get a much broader guest pool.
@@codyhalverson5341 I think you mean, if Chiz chooses to do a better job we’ll get a broader guest pool.
@@FunkyCold. david dobrik has literally said 6 times that he’s obsessed with woody and grew up watching him. The fact chiz hasn’t stumbled into that episode blows my mind
@@dirtbikeman496 That's wild. That's just one of many examples too.
woody is the human version of r/iamverybadass
Did you post this same comment on the subreddit?
Do You actually watch the show?
If anyone it's Kyle.
@@CarefulHowYouStep based
@@CarefulHowYouStep I have no problem with him showing off his calves bc jfc dude is very gifted I just wish he would read articles instead of just headlines.
just keep on bringing masterson back, s-tier guest
Woody the animation you showed on Twitter is hot garbage no offense please find someone else
Based af
steve
Nah it's better because it's garbage
based
id rather see rectangles with their names written on them, its distracting and un nerving how dis similar the hosts are to the animations.
If Kyle became a woman he could finally get with Lumi......
HA!
@@keithmisael9603 Why you hacking your girlfriends insta?
"Austin is this cool little hippie town"
Haven't been there in 20 years, Kyle?
Waaaaay better than the last podcast. Definitely glad I tuned in.
How are you out of prison
@@armeniantroll4584 I’m not, I just have a phone.
Filthy is so fkn annoying I have to turn it off Everytime
Alright an episode I can stand to finish, I like this guest.
Call him by his proper name: The Northern Nightmare.
Americas wingman
I was impressed with Woody's laundry adventure until he said he wasn't folding
If this has to re-upload one more time I’m telling Jackie
Episode starts and kyle is already drenched in vape clouds
NO MORE FILTHY ROBOT TRAIN!! CHOO CHOO 🚂💨💨💨
Wooohooo
Ive watched this podcast for I don't know 10 years?
Anyways, for some reason, I enjoyed this episode SO much. I enjoy all the shows mostly,
I don't know what it was about this one, but its pretty close to perfect imo
D Mo masty is top 1% and Kyle's using the Blair witch 280p setup. Legendary episode
The indentured labor bit was title worthy far more than the tattoo segment. Crazy
2:19:05 Kyle roasting Filthy for talking in circles last week has me in tears
Filthy was talking in circles because they couldn't grasp his valid point. On the other hand Kyle again proved he's a racist without even trying.
The triangle knot/Odin's knot is called a Valknut.
No, that’s what happens after you take
“Lock N’ Load”
Hello fellow paying patrons
Or fellow subscribers to a certain subreddit
....not exactly
yea PAYING
@@Kapparillo For educational purposes what sub reddit
None of you could ever commit a crime you're telling on yourselves.
Classic Kyle sneak dissing on the next episode
Talking about filthy
well filthy is miserable so
Woody looking more like bill gates.
Are you blind?
@@newseager4021 id be willing to bet hes not blind
The weekend starts now baby
Woody literally used the whole BMI segment as a big "hey look at me and how fit and strong I am" moment.
Of course the BMI formula doesn't apply when you are trained but it does take your length.
Based on what
Woody is confident on his grappling experience, but when was the last time he actually rolled?
Nah he just had to roll Jackie for slacking on laundry. Teach her a lesson the hard way
@Tiberius missing the joke
my first episode after subbing is the guest who got me to sub in the first place. let's go.
You’ll be a real sweet kid in no time bud
Kyle needs a rust tattoo to remind him to go check his furnaces.
Woody looking more and more like Bill gates just a little bit..
I want to disagree with you but I simply can’t...
As someone that works in flood restoration, hearing Taylor’s flood story makes me laugh. I hear that stuff ALL the time. Really happy I’m not in the southern states right now.
1:22:57 Funniest joke of the podcast. Woody has a "Right down the middle 'factual' take." L. O. L.
He was right though
@@zacharywoodford8530 Lol no Woody is always the Left-Wing take. There's nothing right down the middle about him.
Kyle “didn’t the Greeks speak Latin” Myers
Dude I love the cast of regulars you boys have these days. Classical legends them boys is
My dad is a tattoo artist and my dad calls black and white woods tattoos like what Kyle wants to get modern day tribal.
Nice cocoa pfp
i do tattoos too but i think its a public opinion by now, literally all of the ones kyle wanted give that vibe lol. but tell me kyle wouldnt be the guy at the baseball game with the girl, some bad tattoos fit people and at least he waited till hes on the outside to get it.
“i would like to be a woman, i don’t think i would ever go back”-kyle
I think we all found out something about Kyle right there
@@tonymontana8947 we new it since the lumi situation lol
I'm in south Texas near Corpus area, and the last time we had record lows for this long was 1899. Not the last time we had a freeze or snow or anything, but yeah I'd say we weren't very ready for it.
1:06:10 Woody cutting his toenails. 1:42:45 Woody cutting his fingernails.
LOL!
@@sendhelp9534 I really wasn't expecting to have to edit my comment to add fingernail clipping
Pka is the best podcast ever made.
when they are talking about tattoos after 9 minutes, i wanted woody to say the mike tyson's face tattoo so bad LOL like the guy from hangover
Love you guys! Listening at work
2:51:30
“Trained himself to do laundry all day” is a hilarious phrase
Thank you!! Just in time for my drive
Shoutout to my fellow Real Sweet Texans
The last episode is the only one I couldn't finish, jumped ahead to this one.
JESUS CHRIST WOODY THEM LEGS
TOP TIER GUEST
QUICK UPLOAD THANKS WOODY!
Kyle don’t get a forest tattoo that’s like the new age barbed wire tat. Not the move.
You couldn't have said it better lol. Spot on. I was yelling at my screen when he showed that.
Happy Berth day, woody!
Woody stop complain bragging about some dumb online bmi calculator.
Facts and that pic of his leg looks low key disgusting
“I have an undeniable 4pack” sick bro , go show your wife’s boyfriend.
@@s.h.723 it’s funny because he acts like he doesn’t work out while he talks about aggressively working out.
@@FindMyDamnSock you
@@FindMyDamnSock You do apperantly you commented a whole day later 💀
If you like Stephen king read “the long walk” it’s by Stephen king but it’s by his nickname Richard bachman. It’s a short story, I would say it’s a cross between the movies “stand by me” n “ Battle Royale”. It’s a great read.
This is the perfect episode of PKA
Followed Taylor’s twitch to support pka
I love when kyle references RLM that's the only channel I've watched more than this one
Sad you cant even put his name in the title without losing monetization... youtube in 2021 man smh
@Michael XENOFONTOS ask youtube bruh idk
If these guys did a meetup I would go. Another great episode!
an irl stream where the boys get together and get tattoos would be cool
Kyle's tattoo choice reminds me of what a 3rd grader would choose.
Yeah that was embarrassing
The Nordic logo with the trees and Raven was cool af. Anyways if you get a tat who cares what people on the internet think
All I know is is I laughed a lot during this episode. Worthy of Top 1%
I am going to Colorado this May and I am very excited.
I love how I can never hear anyone, best podcast ever !
One of my favorite guests
I legit am going to get my first tattoo soon and I'm going to put a little RSK somewhere obscure. Been a podcast listener since maybe ep 50. Long time fan!
Texas talk was hilarious
The best thing about Friday isn’t payday.. it’s PKA.
HAPPY Belated Bday Woody!
52:02 for like a straight minute, kyle looks like billy bob thornton realizing for the first time amazon delivers mustard....
My favorite guest by far
Great episode
I moved to Garner NC about a year ago, I’ve been a fan of woody and the guys for 5 - 7 years. The paramotor thing is big in NC. I see them quite often flying around I always assume it’s woody up there 👆🏻😂
Kyle: Like Like Like
Never noticed until you said it. Lol wow!
My house flooded too THE SAME WEEK, so I understand Taylors pain, that is SO LOUD
Woah woody wasn’t kidding about the legs thing
2:39:52 that wheezy laugh sounded like an 80’s guitar riff.
I love the ad placements in these. Pro slavery, war crimes, post mates
Hey boy, I'm a Texas resident, and I'll I can tell y'all how bad the cold actually was for us here in Texas. Great show by the way!!
Mr. Masterson is my favorite guest
I like those tattoos kyle picked out I actually have them saved in a tattoo folder on my phone.
What if Kyle hasn’t smoked in so long that when he gets to smoke again he just gets anxiety. That’s a real thing that’s happened to me and plenty of people Ik that just smoked for too long or gave it a break and went back to it.
Specially since he is already prone to anxiety attacks
Yeah what’s the story? Has he started again?
Big doubt
You're talking about a guy that tortured himself for years just so he could eat bananas. Also just keep smoking it goes away
Woody doesn't have calves he's got full grown Bulls!
and happy birthday
I just had that basement issue last year.
Happy birthday woody
Best GOAT AD EVER!!!
PROCESSING GANG WYA
BOYS IT WORKS
Notice how Kyle doesn't move an inch
At 3:43:16 Woodys looking like a mini Hulk. Combined with those legs he probably is as sturdy as a tree trunk.
That GOAT read THOUGH
A man who describes himself "very big and strong" lol
So, love the show. Love everything. But is the audio quality of the show deteriorating? A lot of audio skipping, more so than normal.
Honestly sick could be a monthly guest and I’d absolutely love it
Videos are back boys!
Best guest
I think of Woody's calves when I work out mine
whose gonna comment as "woody's strength and power" next week with that picture of his leg
Happy Birthday Woody
Kyles shots at Filthy 😂😂😂😂
When? 🤣
The discussion at 1:55:38 cuts very close to what is described in the novel The Forever War.