PKA 533 High School Memories, Insane Bolivian Video, Cheat Meals
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- Опубліковано 2 сер 2024
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0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show, Taylor introduces the sponsors. Just the girls this week!
0:00:11 - PKA reacts to an (off-screen) video: Multiple Bolivian students plunge to their demise
0:05:31 - What’s the best way for someone on parole to serve justice to a Chomo?
0:11:27 - How to solve prison gang culture by introducing Jeffrey Epstein’s associates
0:13:47 - The guys reminisce on high school: best/worst lunch food, theft and sandwich sellers
0:20:22 - Should children really be entitled to free school meals? PKA thinks perhaps not!
0:23:34 - More high school talk: Kyle’s fraudulent diploma, skipping classes, detentions & more
0:28:07 - Kyle’s experience of welding classes and his teacher’s child-labor side hustle
0:32:06 - The guys talk high school teachers who didn’t give a damn, gym & elective classes
0:44:11 - Study hall, pointless life preparation classes & submitting nonsense assignments
0:51:12 - Texas lifting its mask mandate, Biden’s neanderthal comment & Taylor’s ancestry
0:54:14 - UFC 259’s (lack of) hype, Kyle’s dream match-ups & the best/worst divisions
0:59:59 - Could UFC champion Amanda Nunes take down all 3 hosts in a gauntlet match?
1:06:45 - PKA reacts to MMA fighter Gabi Garcia and her outrageous PED physique
1:09:59 - The evolution of MMA and how top-tier athletes can turn a sport on its head
1:12:30 - How the NBA vs MLB vs NHL handle resting players & making silly substitutes
1:19:21 - Kyle’s uber-profitable $50 Patreon poker-playing & getting poker stars as PKA guests
1:29:55 - Ad reads: GOAT & ExpressVPN
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1:32:47 - The $50 Patron with an abundance of private planes & a hot trophy wife of a mom
1:41:12 - Kyle’s experience co-piloting a plane & why Kobe Bryant’s passing didn’t bother him
1:47:11 - Lola Bunny from Space Jam or Jessica Rabbit - Who is hotter?
1:48:20 - Woody’s despisal of Manhattan cocktails & the guys’ favourite alcoholic drinks
1:57:06 - Ex-guest OnlyUseMeBlade posted a life update, is he doing as good as he could be?
2:01:31 - The time Kyle received so much free vodka as FPSRussia he gave it all away!
2:04:06 - Kyle’s exclusive Red Bull mini-fridge and Woody’s prolific ping pong abilities
2:09:22 - PKA’s $50 Patron Colorado trip: AirBnB mansions, getting high & doing nothing!
2:16:56 - Kyle’s dad got the vaccine! Will the guys or their families be getting theirs soon?
2:21:48 - The time Kyle went into an anaphylactic shock & how he overcame his banana allergy
2:25:31 - Taylors recent indulgence in a rack of ribs & buying candy by the case load
2:29:56 - What would the guys’ ultimate cheat meal be? (Texas toast, IBC Cherry & drinks talk)
2:38:32 - Kyle and Taylor’s copious collection of sodas and epsom salts & Taylor’s soda stream
2:42:20 - Getting a massage chair vs hiring a masseuse: Which is the better value for money?
2:45:34 - Charlatan chiropractors and how Woody injured himself trying to self-chiropractor
2:56:52 - Freakishly strong female masseurs & Taylor’s peanuckle prowess
2:58:33 - Kyle explains why he’s going to punch a PKA Patron in the stomach in-person
3:00:18 - Fish-slaying girlfriends & why the Moorish Idol fish doesn’t make for a good pet
3:07:01 - Food talk: Kitchen mixers, low-calorie ice cream, good-tasting protein bars & more
3:18:44 - If the guys had to be gay for one previous PKA guest, who are they picking?
3:23:45 - Kyle’s AC headache and his repetitive night terrors that leave him drenched in sweat
3:34:40 - Superhero talk: WandaVision, the MCU, SpiderMan & the most emotional scenes
3:56:24 - Kyle goes super nerd mode on Star Trek lore and buying $200 Klingon collectibles
4:04:24 - Woody calls it a show
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If I ever meet someone that listens to this it's gonna be a happy yet shamefull moment
Wait till you run into a cumtown fan
@@yzrippin Wasn't that a band or am I thinking of crywank?
I've been listening for 7 years and have yet to meet someone who watches the show
Komt wel
@@alldetected3106 Oh you have, just no one has admitted it.
I'd like to quickly say thank you for all the entertainment you gentlemen provide for me at no cost.
Oh theres a cost. Its just not monetary. Muahahahahah
quick word from our sponsors and alright boys let’s watch 7 people fall to their death
I love it so much
Bolivia*
7 Bolivians, not 7 people
hehe
as someone who graduated in 2017 school lunches got so awful when they tried making the food “healthy”. I didnt think school food could get worse but they did it
2016 class, They gutted the menu my freshman year and they didn’t put new stuff on it till my senior year.
And somehow still not healthy
I graduated in 2017 as well. In all my school years I never once ate the school lunch. My mom wouldn't let me because of how disgusting and unhealthy it was. I'm glad she was so against it. I totally agree.
Naw we had some fire nachos
I tried to cheat on my Spanish final by writing Spanish words on my desk. I still failed the exam because I forgot to write the English translation. I had no clue what I had written on the desk.
Nothing hits as hard as “Just the girls tonight”
Except a drinking episode with our boy champ wonder Tucker. Or another absolutely anabolic episode with Delt Daddy Derrick
@@Meekmillan dont forget about my man danny mullen
Girls in Woody's HS Jazzercise class:
"Man this class is hard"
Woody:
"The only thing hard in this class, is me"
the only thing hard in this class, is also woody
Oh no, Woody’s woody!
That's why they call him woody.
@@DeltaPKA *giggity*
25:25
I graduated college a few days ago and for the last semester, I did not attend any meetings but passed all the papers needed.
Best semester ever
No processing? Let’s f’ing go! Shout out all the Realest Sweet Kids! Y’all have a great weekend!
you too fren
Love just the girls episodes, have a great weekend Real Sweet Kids!
RSK FOR LIFE
RSK!!
Real sweet kids 😉
I listen to PKA because they remind me of my long distance boyfriend. It’s nice feeling like I’m part of a conversation when I’m doing homework alone, late at night. Thank you for doing what you do!
Shoutout Sean ranklin
Shoutout to all the finger sniffers out there
Saw a woody vid in my suggestions and I HAD to check the channel. Used to always watch pka while playing cod and stuff. I’m insanely happy listening to this right now
I think i actually prefer watching PKA on Saturdays because of the time stamps 🤔
It is nice occasionally when they’re talking sports for a little bit too long
@@oldman2470 yeah I like to skip all the sport talk
Big fax
@@Sheldonthecow nerds.
I like the sports talk 😅
Thank You guys! You have made my work day not feel like work. I listen to PKA all work day long, it feels like I'm just hanging out.
A Ninja blender does not belong in the "buy it nice or buy it twice" category 3:06:52
Someone count how many times kyle says “like”. He’s rivaling teen girls id bet
Just the girls here
Don't delve too deep into the Kyle-teenage girl comparison. You'll realize they're the same picture and grow to hate him sometimes lol
@high on feet I'm sorry. It happened to me and I passed on the curse. Lol
People on the sub reddit do it. He averages 500-600 and episode
583
Someone should count how many times Kyle says “like” I’ve become hyper aware of it since I saw someone post about it on the subreddit
Wait for my post on Reddit in a couple days 😎
How many times is Kyle's metals class gonna come up
As many times as Woody's eye brows jump up.
@@Jose-dh1xz that's incalcluble
If he had Mr. Ertzberger we had the same teacher. Cool guy.
Michelle's lunches thing didn't make them healthier it made them cheaper
And they were terrible
They were also considerably smaller
The lunches had fewer calories= fewer items to eat. And tomato sauce was counted as the one fruit/ vegetable required which was bs because that has a lot of sodium and sugar.
I love 3:44:30 because its just woody looking at pictures of Andrew Garfield while the podcast is still going. Thanks for the pics woody!
Kyles character is coming up with some cool stories
I can’t get over kyle was in the dumb dumb trailer behind the school classes hahahaha
You must relate
@@user-zj5rb3xo7d naw looked at that trailer everyday from the school’s windows he was trying to be slick with his wording....
Our football coach/gym teacher genuinely cared as little as Taylors. Coach Dougan, taught PE2 where he just went into his office and said do whatever, I learned how to solve a rubiks cube. Also taught "outdoor living" which was their way of not calling it hunting and fishing class, once a week he would tell us to go into the woods behind the school and look for signs of animals, just don't start any fires. He again, stayed in his office. 2007 ish
Hands down the best day of the week, Love Saturdays 🙌🏽
As a welder listening to them talk about welding, it makes me happy haha
Did you know by chance that Kyle took metals for 8 semesters?
@@Sahbab11 yes but he also said he didn't do much in that class!
Same bro
I saw the balcony video stuff all over the internet the past few days, glad they’re reacting to it. Can’t believe they did it as the first topic of the show tho.. condolences to the family’s affected.
Kyle said he 5 absents and that’s too much... times have changed. I have 53 absents this year
You probably should go to class.
ooft, future you gonna regret that
Eltyo to be fair, any job he gets probably won't need much more than a GED. That honestly goes for most people
"Just the girls" hits so hard, the only thing that hits harder than that seeing tucker/Jerico or Danny Mullen in the title
I have pretty severe asthma, but I only add minor symptoms for one day while I had Covid. No respiratory problems, just the chills.
That welding teacher side hustle happened at my school lol
My senior year i missed 58 days 😂 had a long summer
36 for me I think 😂
Rewatching since episode 1 for the 2nd time and alls I can say is thanks for the entertainment boys
Be in Denver soon as well. So fun there. Altho seems to be a lot of true crime stories coming out of there.
Wow starting pka with one of my biggest fears. Thanks for that
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
Glad to see that the fpsrussia guy is still alive and well
Letsss goooo im glad the guest dropped just the boys has a vibe that you dont get with a guest around
Weak sauce guys! My senior year of high school, I must’ve skipped a total of 25 or 30 full days. Never got in trouble and still graduated like everyone else. It was worth it too, those days where I left school early were some of my favorite days of high school.
Yeah I was gonna say the same because out of the 180 days of school I was there for only 89😂
Nah that’s weak. I skipped at least 50 of my zoom classes last year... lol
I live in Australia so we don’t really got minimum attendance, I’ve been away from school every day this week
Same here man, same here.
In 9th grade I skipped more days than I went, no idea how I didn't get held back.
Thank you for toning down the vape noises kyle much appreciated
Woody, about chiro, just check the Wikipedia list of accredited colleges that give out chiro degrees. There literally isn’t a single serious institution among them and they all look like your home rather than a medical campus.
I love going to the chiropractor
It is funny that high school hasn’t changed a bit and I am graduating this year but have had the same experiences
Our welding class was EXACTLY the same. Free labor building trailers lolol
Pizza pie in my eye oh my
“I gotta buy a ninja blender or else Greg Doucette will laugh at me” that’s a better reference than last time
Kyle saying like does not bother me one bit, I barely notice.
Usually, country fried steak is made with the eye of round, which (I think) is found around the upper hind leg of the cow. That part is portioned into half inch cuts before tenderized.
The boys high asf for a pka is gonna be legendary
The boys really reminded me how much a waste high school was.
This how every podcast should start
I love woody and Taylor’s dynamic
I have zero time training jujitsu but does it annoy anyone else when woody says "jits"?
Yup. I call it BJJ if I wanna shorten it but I normally just say it all out
NO PROCESSING GANG extra big ups tonight boys
it would be cool to have a segment where woody and tailor shows their firearm collection
Would be worth it just to see how salty kyle would get haha
Kyle sure is a great poker player, but I don’t think he could have possibly done a worse job of explaining blinds vs antes to a non-player.
Jerry Smith requests weak drinks at bars LOL
Thanks Woodrow
When the railing fell the dude in the blue jacket was hangin on then another person falling pulled him off
first episode ive seen in nearly two months after watching religiously since 2012
That patron's plane collection is legendary
i love it when its just the boys !
RSK
just the girls
I love these guys. Mi familia.
The other school Spider-Man scenes are from the Sam Remi first one where the cop at the fire tells him that he’s under arrest but then let’s him go because he’s the only person that can save someone in the fire. The other cool scene was when the people start throwing stuff at Green Goblin. Also the scene in the second one is when he saves the train and the people promise to not tell anyone when he loses his mask, then they stand up to Doctor Octopus when he tries to threaten him afterword. The other cool scene I like is in Infinity War when Captain America arrives at the train station to save Wanda and Vision.
I took a robotics class where the teacher would let you leave after attendance
Week two of just the girls? I'm with it
SATURDAYS ARE FOR MY PKA BOYS
Pyle thinking he's an intellectual and bragging about failing highschool
Pretty sure he was literally in special education but doesn't realize it
KYLE I SWEAR MY WELDING CLASS IS THE SAME. We must have same teacher😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kyle has 0 ideas about jiujitsu, idk why woody didn’t step in more
r/pka
Yeah Nunes is a high level black belt and a judo Brown belt. She would run through the boys with no effort.
@@Denzelv26 find a video where a woman beats up a 6 Foot talk man and link it here.
@@Zeesneakyninja How about you call out Nunes yourself big man
@@Denzelv26 I think Kyle knows more than you about these things he's take classes.
Lol Kyle’s like “naw we haven’t had Doug Polk on I was suggesting him” and they totally have had him on 😔
Right on time 😂😂
Dude when I saw the snow shooter video, my heart hurt.
Welding is fun, I took a class at a community college for fun and it was awesome.
Fastest processing ever. Someone's on their A game
Yeah UA-cam lol. It's never Woody's fault usually. It's usually just UA-cam uploader being lame.
@@Bsnowman22 It's _always_ UA-cam being lame, the uploader has no say in how long the video takes to process.
KYLE NEEDS TO LIKE CHILL ON THE "LIKES"!!!
Yes they did have doug polk on as well as "ngranew"
28:20 reminded me of that WKUK skit where the kid is homeschooled
What is the cooling system thing they are talking about when Kyle is explaining sweats from night terrors?
Top 10 jus the boys. Loved it
"How do you do fellow comrades" 🤣
I will deal with that when I was a teacher before covid where 4 of the kids no $lunch getting and more than half of the class did not have computer access at home
I'm guessing you didn't teach english
My highschool had a great cafeteria we had a burger station a sub station full salad bar and a pizza station it was all ran by these 4 70 something sisters from Germany they where amazing loved the lunch there and it was free to all students
fking richer
kyle thank you for your better vaping habits
You’d be surprised how hard it is to get through someone’s core that is ready for it. If they are pretty fit
that guy selling the sandwiches is just an entrepreneur
The balcony clip was brutal
25:52 big wooder says its his time to talk.
The checklists are imperative, it’s a threat and error management system. Humans make mistakes, the checklist is a countermeasure
I think I prefer pka without the sound of people dying in my ear while I'm at work. But that Kobe bit. Sublime.
where’s the fun in that though
Love the new thumbnail!
In germany it is common that kids have to help keep the school clean.
Same (Britain)
School lunches really have gotten worse
How tf does kyle say that the nba regular season matters less than the mlb regular season when it has half the games?
Cause he's Kyle.
I like how Lyle is the quintessential casual fan that hears about new fighters from his friend, who's a slightly more knowledgeable casual fan, Woody.
I wish my teachers and school was like this
My sophomore year English class we had a permanent sub the 1st trimester so I just went to that class 1 day a week to do work and then I would just go to a different class with a chill teacher. I had like 20+ absences by the end
1:0:17 This time stamp is a glitch in the matrix moment.
On the real love Kyle and he has been looking fit lately. No hyperbole.
Woody hurt himself out of confusion
My high schools cafeteria was the college culinary class. Wasn’t very cheap but it was killer food every day different items and quality decent portions!
Bro WHAT?
Not fair.
Least I didnt have the obama lunches.