PKA 416 w/ Dick Masterson - Pathetic Meal Time, Brett Favre Trolled, Hood Conflict

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  • Опубліковано 2 сер 2024
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    Timeline by LegitRage
    Discuss the Episode on the PKA Subreddit! / pka
    0:00:00 - Kyle introduces sponsors & guest (recapping the last drinking episode)
    0:04:47 - Masterson’s new card game “Winners Drink”
    0:08:01 - Woody’s financial expertise & how he knew the Bitcoin trend would fade away
    0:16:41 - Taylor is one step closer to securing his first ever house! (House buying talk)
    0:23:43 - Kyle’s famous friends with an extremely elaborate anti-intruder systems
    0:36:39 - How would the guys do in a hypothetical apocalyptic world?
    0:39:51 - Childhood stories; magazine fleshlights, inverted nipples, shower pranks & more
    0:57:12 - Kyle & Masterson’s experience of strip clubs and burlesque shows
    1:06:17 - Woody’s experience of seeing Hamilton & Kyle’s seeing Mary Poppins live
    1:15:14 - Politics talk: North Carolina rigged voting & should there be voter IDs in the US?
    1:23:13 - Ad reads: GOAT & Stitch Fix
    1:27:12 - Taylor’s Middle Eastern cream soda
    1:29:33 - PKA reacts to Pathetic Meal Time, a show made by PKA fan Anthony
    1:42:32 - FPSRussia antics at a liquor store & Kyle’s current drinking preferences
    1:54:34 - Woody shows Pathetic Meal Time’s sad gaming chair
    1:56:51 - PKA watches a series of videos where urban girls brawl
    2:08:11 - UFC talk: Holloway, Jedrzejczyk and more this weekend at 231
    2:15:02 - Video: Another girl gets ran over by a car
    2:18:22 - Return to UFC talk
    2:21:56 - Video: Brett Favre get trolled into saying some pretty horribly funny stuff
    2:31:39 - Taylor outfitting his gym with Vietnam images & China stealing kids
    2:36:09 - If the guys could be the Dictator of one Country, which one would they choose?
    2:41:14 - Ad reads: MVMT & Quip
    2:47:27 - What wildly inappropriate thing could PKA get a celebrity to say?
    2:49:11 - What’s new with Masterson? (Lolsuit updates)
    2:59:31 - Taylor went on Masterson’s show and ranted about pumpkin patches
    3:04:12 - The hassle of decorating the Woodworth Mansion for Christmas
    3:08:44 - Ad read: Espresso Monster
    3:09:43 - How the guys deal with heavy drinking and cope with the aftermath
    3:13:20 - Movie talk: The Predator sucked and has a stupid plot
    3:18:56 - TV show talk: Designated Survivor Season 2 sucks (video included)
    3:26:50 - Boomer TV vs Millennial TV and paying for adult movies
    3:36:17 - Taylor’s grandparents; one embraces new culture, the other hates it
    3:38:54 - Taylor, Woody & Masterson’s home gym set ups (fitness talk)
    3:45:24 - Would a girl enjoy being pleasured by soft hands or coarse hands?
    3:49:53 - Kyle’s lavish skin care routine & Taylor/Kyle’s cold sores
    3:59:02 - Why parades and riots suck
    4:01:52 - Return to cold sore talk: Woody & Masterson’s new found paranoia
    4:03:18 - Ad read: Espresso Monster
    4:04:02 - PKA’s thoughts on the Autoblow 2, Woody calls it a show

КОМЕНТАРІ • 293

  • @YahbiiCot
    @YahbiiCot 5 років тому +288

    Loving the long sleeve shirt Woody. You look 42% better with it.

  • @jacobiq
    @jacobiq 5 років тому +51

    1:08:26 Alexander Hamilton is on the Ten dollar bill
    1:14:30 Alexander Hamilton was never President

    • @97willwill
      @97willwill 5 років тому +7

      1:15:20 New Orleans is in Louisiana

    • @Molorange
      @Molorange 5 років тому +2

      It was PKA facts

    • @Cos_Why_Not
      @Cos_Why_Not 4 роки тому

      @Jamjam Bambam Secretary of the Treasure or something under George Washington

  • @monstern7692
    @monstern7692 5 років тому +25

    Guest is telling a story
    Woody: Don't do it
    Don't do it
    Don't do it
    Don't do it
    Woody: whistles so loud for no reason it fucks up the whole conversation

  • @WINZ0W
    @WINZ0W 5 років тому +60

    Always need a good cleanse after a Boogie show even if it was a few weeks ago.

  • @brandonharvey8100
    @brandonharvey8100 5 років тому +108

    Neil Tyson Degrasse 😂

  • @NevermindSlays
    @NevermindSlays 5 років тому +6

    I see Dick Masterson on PKA, I clear my afternoon. Top 3 guest if not #1.

  • @rhomus5149
    @rhomus5149 5 років тому +29

    Always love a Cock Expertson episode.

  • @Molorange
    @Molorange 5 років тому +5

    That whistle scared the shit outta me I was driving and thought I was gonna die

  • @jjuiines1921
    @jjuiines1921 5 років тому +5

    Currently working and laughing my ass off to this episode top 5% episode easily. Good job guys.

  • @monstern7692
    @monstern7692 5 років тому +87

    I'm sorry but Kyle was the winner of last episode...

  • @Blod5hot
    @Blod5hot 5 років тому +83

    Woody thinking Hamilton actually becomes president after watching the whole play is amazing.

  • @AP19327
    @AP19327 5 років тому +55

    Taylor's audio and video are both potato quality

    • @eilrahc700
      @eilrahc700 5 років тому +5

      There's really no excuse at this point. CMONTAYLOR

    • @eristheslayer
      @eristheslayer 5 років тому

      Ive been saying this for a very long time. I dont know why everyone thinks his 15fps camera is acceptable lmao

    • @whitepaws60
      @whitepaws60 5 років тому +2

      Do you guys really sit and watch these?? Just put the podcast on and do something else like normal people!!

    • @ryanwilson1331
      @ryanwilson1331 4 роки тому

      SkyeSoaring it’s not his camera, it’s the stream settings.

  • @darrinlyons95
    @darrinlyons95 5 років тому +2

    just what i needed to start my day off thanks guys been watching for years now

  • @DivineCloakGaming
    @DivineCloakGaming 5 років тому +54

    Omg that whistle hurt my ears #headphones

  • @oBard
    @oBard 5 років тому +6

    finished processing pretty early AND its in HD? Nice

  • @RabbitLionRetreat
    @RabbitLionRetreat 5 років тому +13

    my god its been 7 years and im finally back to WGT.

  • @Mobasity
    @Mobasity 5 років тому +61

    Pays 50 dollars a month to be a patreon, and is living with people in a kitchen? Very good financial planning from a uber eats driver

    • @street8651
      @street8651 4 роки тому +4

      a year later and dumbest comment ever

    • @joshstock6591
      @joshstock6591 4 роки тому +32

      @@street8651 its completely true.
      When your broke and complaining about struggling but have a new smartphone, internet access, and your sending 50$ a month to strangers you should maybe rethink that.

    • @street8651
      @street8651 4 роки тому +3

      Josh Stock a smartphone is borderline required to have a job or any sort of a life now a days and 50 dollars a month for a leisure item obviously isn’t gonna make him go homeless so whatever man

    • @cheeseinmypocketsvelveeta2195
      @cheeseinmypocketsvelveeta2195 4 роки тому +13

      @@street8651 50 dollars a month is a lot that could have easily been saved.

    • @imapotatoful
      @imapotatoful 4 роки тому +2

      @@street8651 5 months later and this reply has got to be one of the dumbest I have EVER seen.

  • @TastefulGent
    @TastefulGent 5 років тому +1

    Drunk as shit before finals, this is what I needed. Been listening to the Dick Show, this is perfect.

  • @WhiteyHD
    @WhiteyHD 5 років тому

    Great EP!
    One of the better ones of the last few months for sure

  • @EvilSNAVE
    @EvilSNAVE 5 років тому +4

    Weekend starts NOW!

  • @MatthewJBD
    @MatthewJBD 5 років тому

    I listened to 70 hours of Hamilton before seeing it in London. I was blown away with how incredible it was, it was emotional for me. Can't wait to go again.

  • @oBard
    @oBard 5 років тому +3

    its midnight here in Cali and I'm still waiting for Pathetic Meal Time episode 2, hope its soon

    • @whatthewtf108
      @whatthewtf108 5 років тому

      Slaaate well look like they’re gonna cut funding

  • @whynotvoid
    @whynotvoid 5 років тому +3

    pulled an all nighter to fix my schedule, this is fueling me rn

    • @tokkiev.3234
      @tokkiev.3234 5 років тому +2

      On the grinddddd

    • @whynotvoid
      @whynotvoid 5 років тому

      @@tokkiev.3234 yuh lol been working on my channel whynotvoid

  • @liteduke72
    @liteduke72 5 років тому +10

    what happened to the drinking episode with dick??? pka 402 is not up no more??? what happened! Where did it go!!!!

  • @SST1447
    @SST1447 5 років тому +9

    Brett Farve - “RSK for life”

  • @BrBCatsOnFireLuL
    @BrBCatsOnFireLuL 5 років тому

    Kyle's face after Woodys says how much the concrete cost is priceless.

  • @boland73
    @boland73 5 років тому +1

    Ah yes, the infamous Jack Black, The Face Lotion Man 😂😂

  • @AshTheDeerGuy
    @AshTheDeerGuy 2 роки тому +3

    I played Taylor's pumpkin picking rant for my girlfriend, after she suggested we go to a pumpkin patch 3 hours away.
    Guess who's single?

  • @oBard
    @oBard 5 років тому +16

    What else would I do on a Thursday night besides watch PKA

  • @Bittamin
    @Bittamin 5 років тому

    Fastest four hours of my life. Such a good show

  • @darkmatter0101
    @darkmatter0101 5 років тому +31

    Did Kyle just admit that Dan Bilzarin has a loaded up safe room????

    • @darkmatter0101
      @darkmatter0101 5 років тому +1

      @Einar Eriksen right! Especially once he said that this person is famous. I was like oooh! I was already thinking Dan.

    • @JesseS.
      @JesseS. 5 років тому

      Kyle knows many affluent men

    • @darkmatter0101
      @darkmatter0101 5 років тому +1

      @@JesseS. oh for sure! It's just, ,. Somethin about the way Kyle was describing him sounds A LOT like Dan. But it was mostly a joke. I personally don't care if he does or doesn't

    • @mastrdzastr
      @mastrdzastr 5 років тому

      He made it sound like Dan huh lol

    • @michaelfiske901
      @michaelfiske901 5 років тому +3

      its funny for me to imagine kyle and dan hanging out

  • @N0PityForYou
    @N0PityForYou 5 років тому +35

    5:25 Hey guys i learned how to whistle BTW

    • @Ifyouwant
      @Ifyouwant 5 років тому +12

      why would he not mute his mic there

    • @nate3658
      @nate3658 5 років тому

      36:00

    • @N0PityForYou
      @N0PityForYou 5 років тому

      @@Ifyouwant My thoughts exactly

    • @dunkindurant
      @dunkindurant 5 років тому

      It was so loud lmao 😂😂😂 quite impressive

    • @jzino3835
      @jzino3835 5 років тому +2

      Subtle flex from Woody lol

  • @CharlieMarno100
    @CharlieMarno100 5 років тому +3

    My favorite guest!

  • @oBard
    @oBard 5 років тому +3

    1:19:50 shroud may not have a driver's license, but he does have a passport

  • @demongrunt7
    @demongrunt7 5 років тому

    Thomas Jefferson is like So black! Lmao

  • @demongrunt7
    @demongrunt7 5 років тому +4

    That was a HARD cut into Hamilton!

  • @WINZ0W
    @WINZ0W 5 років тому

    @ 28:00 That isn't the Home Alone Defence System, that is the Children Under The Stairs Defence System.

  • @bridge3025
    @bridge3025 5 років тому +9

    toronto mans stand up

  • @austincave5873
    @austincave5873 5 років тому +15

    Goat as a sponsor?
    We need to see woody in Yeezy's.

    • @JesseS.
      @JesseS. 5 років тому +3

      It would be funniest if they debuted in a paramotor vlog

    • @aussiemenace1924
      @aussiemenace1924 4 місяці тому

      @JesseS. This aged like Wine 🤣👍

  • @carlhowey9942
    @carlhowey9942 5 років тому +24

    I know no one cares, but as an avid football fan I just wanted to correct some things from 2:30:55
    Brett Favre never made it to the Super Bowl with Minnesota, that was the NFC Championship game
    He wasn't in a tough spot where he had to be the hero; kinda the opposite, actually. All he had to do was either get them into field goal range with some short, safe passes and win, or simply not turn the ball over and let the game go into overtime. He lost the game because he tried to be the hero and win it on one big play.

    • @chefiron5737
      @chefiron5737 5 років тому

      Thanks for explaining that I'm a die hard minnesota fan n I was devastated I was like 12 so upset lol

    • @david15136
      @david15136 5 років тому

      stfu Farve lives and dies by the Hero ball Cxx

    • @WomeESQ
      @WomeESQ 5 років тому

      That's who favre is, hes never gonna be conservative

    • @baxturkey443
      @baxturkey443 5 років тому

      It was 3rd and 15 and they were on the 37.... it would have been a 54 yard field goal.... so the right play would to be to go for a 5 yard play to just make that an easier field goal, definitely not force a cross body throw 20 yards downfield. That’s widely regarded as many as the worst throw in NFL history

  • @XxTrigerHappyxX
    @XxTrigerHappyxX 5 років тому +3

    Have you guys tried to use discord for vocie/video chat?

  • @MatthewJBD
    @MatthewJBD 5 років тому

    My Spotify Wrapup told me I listened to over 70 hours of the Hamilton soundtrack.

  • @Cooyy
    @Cooyy 2 роки тому +2

    really wish pathetic meal time would have became a thing

  • @addisonpulse3776
    @addisonpulse3776 5 років тому +9

    Ship that Israel "accidentally" attacked. Sure we'll go with that...

  • @shadowpwnage
    @shadowpwnage 5 років тому +1

    Lol Kyle said happy birthday to me freebe

  • @spartnfish
    @spartnfish 5 років тому

    I had to pause the video at 8:30 to laugh at Woody, he really hit a new peak on the celebrity name game

  • @JuBJuB124
    @JuBJuB124 5 років тому

    Hey woody, you can should buy another barbell for Colin. With the other barbell you can rig up an adjustable dip station in the rack.

  • @MatthewJBD
    @MatthewJBD 5 років тому

    Kyle is spot on. Season 1 of Designated Survivor was excellent 👌🏻 my wife and I couldn't get into season 2.

  • @fullyotto31
    @fullyotto31 5 років тому +1

    The 50cal round Kyle was talking about is a SLAP round. Saboted light armor penetrator.

  • @666cemetaryslut
    @666cemetaryslut 5 років тому +4

    Why is Anthony a $50 patreon if he's poor

    • @joshstock6591
      @joshstock6591 4 роки тому

      If kyle is right and hes socially awkward he may only have PKA for socializing. He may see the podcast as his group of friends.
      Modern humans are strange creatures but everyone needs something.

    • @joshstock6591
      @joshstock6591 4 роки тому

      @Jamjam Bambam it makes me sad too man.

  • @jackmiddleton2080
    @jackmiddleton2080 5 років тому

    The ultimate home defense? $20 in signs that say "beware landmines".

  • @BlitzBloodFan
    @BlitzBloodFan 5 років тому +1

    8:30 LMFAO

  • @ridden4709
    @ridden4709 5 років тому +5

    Love woodys confidence on this one, talking like he knows he deserves to be there. Not saying usually doesnt but just came in with more commitment to when hes speaking. Hate to sound like one of those body language youtube comment analyser. My point, great episode

  • @SL500benzo
    @SL500benzo Рік тому

    Saturn: guess I'm a dodge stratus now

  • @kurtdozer4402
    @kurtdozer4402 5 років тому +8

    UNO AL MES!

  • @Jvargier0
    @Jvargier0 5 років тому +1

    At around 3:13:00 Woody hits the hard r on his Arnold shrwarzenigger

  • @DerekSVNLD
    @DerekSVNLD 5 років тому

    37:08 I cackled

  • @klossner34
    @klossner34 5 років тому +1

    Woody looks really good in that shirt

  • @charlesstopper
    @charlesstopper 5 років тому +1

    Woody went from like 8 to "like 15" in the same story

  • @nickdanneo5923
    @nickdanneo5923 5 років тому

    Gotta find this pathetic meal time guy, somewhere in my city

  • @RipBarnwell
    @RipBarnwell 5 років тому +2

    Needs more Hank Hill

  • @MikeyOnetwofour
    @MikeyOnetwofour 5 років тому

    If no one has said it yet I would love to be the first to say, that shirt looks great on Woody

  • @Dillon6479
    @Dillon6479 5 років тому +3

    Anyone have an update on how Kyle’s legal stuff is going?

  • @XEmergencyBroadcastX
    @XEmergencyBroadcastX 5 років тому

    Kyle was at the knob creek machine gun shoot this year? maybe we were there at the same time

  • @brandonharvey8100
    @brandonharvey8100 5 років тому +10

    Sounds like woody got upsaled by the concrete guy lol

    • @erinroman6290
      @erinroman6290 5 років тому

      Brandon Harvey def not I work in the concrete business and depending on the job they can run a very High price

  • @YANILLIONAIRE
    @YANILLIONAIRE 5 років тому

    woody with the impressive Dad whistle

  • @kevensirishcrowly
    @kevensirishcrowly 5 років тому

    I know the owner of the Mn Timber Wolves. He’s my friends grandpa. His houses are dope but not as dope as you would expect.

  • @wrestlerecap1324
    @wrestlerecap1324 3 роки тому +1

    This Bitcoin talk from 3 years ago 🤣

  • @raahimkhan6791
    @raahimkhan6791 5 років тому +2

    59:50

  • @Elguapodelfuego
    @Elguapodelfuego 5 років тому +1

    Woody saying mumble rap is an accomplishment for the world. I think he listened to kamakaze

  • @Fr3ke
    @Fr3ke 5 років тому +1

    2:56:44 watch Kyle's hand

  • @MrGrandpaGreg
    @MrGrandpaGreg 5 років тому

    2:09:33 Did Woody accidently address a question to himself and then awkwardly touch his nose as he said Dick at the end?

  • @That_NJ_guy
    @That_NJ_guy 5 років тому

    What's in the gun case woody? Something cool? Or do you use it as a camera case or something?

  • @Dannyner6
    @Dannyner6 5 років тому

    ONE A MONTH !

  • @TheErikjsm
    @TheErikjsm 5 років тому

    Captain lady and superboy crossover happening anytime soon? 3:23:00

  • @PhilipandAlyssa
    @PhilipandAlyssa 5 років тому

    Always nice to hear the russian accent

  • @partridgeluke
    @partridgeluke 3 роки тому

    1:29:10 this aged well hahaha

  • @BrianExists
    @BrianExists 5 років тому

    I love the Book of Mormon musical and Hamilton

  • @fullporting
    @fullporting Рік тому +1

    Our next recession woody denies because he wants the current president to look better*

  • @HaydnJoe93
    @HaydnJoe93 5 років тому +4

    love the show but whats with always having the same guests!!

    • @shaungeddes8563
      @shaungeddes8563 5 років тому

      Haydn93 coyg

    • @JesseS.
      @JesseS. 5 років тому

      @therealgoody you must be new, they have always had recurring guests but having new guests and interviewing them is a thing thats been happening for a while

    • @Sparksterfu
      @Sparksterfu 5 років тому

      Better than having shitty random guests

  • @thedukeofdabs9308
    @thedukeofdabs9308 3 роки тому

    38:27 if only they knew

  • @TheAllStarDevil248
    @TheAllStarDevil248 5 років тому +3

    Neil Tyson DeGrasse

  • @hunter-ii6hx
    @hunter-ii6hx 5 років тому

    fuckin dude said neil tyson degrass LMAO

  • @HiimFieldy
    @HiimFieldy 2 роки тому +3

    bitcoin literally went to 70,000 so woody who's just illiterate now

  • @Buz4rd
    @Buz4rd 5 років тому

    Nice

  • @raahimkhan6791
    @raahimkhan6791 5 років тому

    1:05:00

  • @MatthewJBD
    @MatthewJBD 5 років тому +1

    Annoying that Woody took the chat away from preppers to porn mags.

  • @yolobro2071
    @yolobro2071 5 років тому

    Woody looks very handsome this episode

  • @howzechris1
    @howzechris1 5 років тому

    I feel like kyle is talking about dragon man dude

    • @L_e_o
      @L_e_o 5 років тому

      howzechris1 no way, he said they employ hundreds and has a militia in Kentucky

    • @howzechris1
      @howzechris1 5 років тому

      @@L_e_o he also said he wasnt going to say the real place they are at

  • @DEBattleMage
    @DEBattleMage 3 роки тому +1

    10:05 this hasn't aged well

  • @TheMrVikingGamer
    @TheMrVikingGamer 5 років тому

    35:29

  • @Abstract.Sylence
    @Abstract.Sylence 5 років тому

    I wanna write the next predator movie. I'd make one better than any of the ones from the past decade.

  • @Matthew-ep2xh
    @Matthew-ep2xh 5 років тому

    House review!!

  • @xxtheycallmeeli
    @xxtheycallmeeli 5 років тому

    I miss you FPS 😔

  • @RanciddHD
    @RanciddHD 5 років тому +5

    Shout out my boy Sean ranklinnn

  • @Back_To_Pray
    @Back_To_Pray 3 роки тому

    1:27:36

  • @aj00
    @aj00 5 років тому +1

    Thank God Woody isn’t wearing a collar shirt

  • @TheDarthCookies
    @TheDarthCookies 4 роки тому

    anybody got a word on the status of patheticmealtime?

  • @raahimkhan6791
    @raahimkhan6791 5 років тому

    52:17

  • @BLINDEYE
    @BLINDEYE 5 років тому

    clear to see none of them know a thing regarding btc besides its once highest growth, woody probably took no time analyzing charts or data or market patterns yet stands strongly on these opinions that should be said loosely.

    • @tokkiev.3234
      @tokkiev.3234 5 років тому

      Jesus man don't take shit on this show so serious. I really hate this stuff.

    • @q1908
      @q1908 3 роки тому

      Woody also openly said that he didn’t know anything about it so he wouldn’t give advice