PKA 458 w/ Destiny and Dick Masterson - Destiny Prints Lewd Pictures, Dicks' Junk Saline Injection

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Timeline by LegitRage
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0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show, Taylor introduces the sponsors & guests
0:00:31 - Masterson rants against Chiz for his sly attempts to get him & Destiny on PKA
0:04:25 - Destiny’s experience with hostile debate crowds & Jesse Lee Peterson
0:11:08 - How would Destiny fare in a debate against Ben Shapiro?
0:13:27 - Destiny’s body painting, nude paintball girls & Woody’s raunchy upbringing
0:20:42 - The time Masterson was caught mid-oral by his mom… just 2 years ago
0:22:31 - Why kids are stupid & Destiny’s nightmare tale of family computers & adult movies
0:28:00 - Childhood invincibility & how Mark Walberg could have stopped September 11th 2001
0:32:57 - Taylor’s awkward interaction with an imbecile from his old school
0:37:45 - PKA plans hypothetical methods to maximise body counts in a high school
0:41:26 - Recency bias in the news & the harsh effect of misinformation in modern news
0:56:00 - PKA plans more heinous crimes: Bathroom offensives & “social experiments”
0:59:10 - Kyle’s failed prison plans to get buff in prison & when PKA meets real life
1:03:55 - When PKA meets real life: Interactions with parents, strangers and girls
1:06:34 - Everybody wants to start a podcast now & the internet’s role in the modern family
1:11:36 - How Buzzfeed prevented Destiny from interviewing Andrew Yang
1:13:13 - Offensive black caricatures and loony libertarians trying to out-do each other
1:17:51 - Politics talk: Will the recent Ukraine-Biden scandal lead to Trump’s impeachment?
1:23:17 - Taylor finds a box of his childhood possessions and shares some of its contents
1:26:05 - Giving advice to your 16-year-old self & alternate lives the guys could have had
1:30:5x - Jordan Peterson’s time on PKA and his recent admission to rehab
1:35:10 - Ad read: ExpressVPN (plus Destiny’s personal advocacy)
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1:39:30 - The “free the nipple” movement and nude beach etiquette
1:43:57 - Politics talk: Who will be the next President? (Discussing each candidate)
1:59:04 - Taylor’s girlfriend and her pumpkin passion + Jackie’s love of capes
2:04:27 - Taylor has been tasked by Chiz to bring more urban brawl videos to PKA
2:05:48 - Destiny’s subtle black discrimination & theme park talk
2:08:21 - Disabled kids getting theme park freebies & PKA discovers “the chair you can wear”!
2:14:53 - Woody is going on a helicopter excursion thanks to his paramotor connections
2:19:57 - How much does it cost to own a helicopter? What about a motorcycle?
2:23:52 - Horrific motorcycle accidents & getting frisky as a wheelchair-bound person
2:29:11 - Masterson once again goes on a tirade against Chiz and his role on PKA (hilarious)
2:34:01 - Destiny’s discovery of Android call screening & the spam call epidemic
2:42:34 - Taylor and Destiny’s shutdowns of overzealous deck & car salesmen
2:46:44 - Ad read: SmartMouth
2:47:55 - Patreon AMA: What would be the most likely reasons the guys end up in jail?
2:53:50 - The guys share airport escapades: Ridiculous queues, delays & line cutters
2:58:20 - The time Woody lost his cool towards a group of Europeans in an airport
3:02:42 - Masterson and his struggle with a noisy neighbour dog that he can’t shut up
3:04:51 - Taylor & Destiny’s parenting plans & how Taylor is playing “baby Russian roulette”
3:14:34 - The bedroom lives of Presidential candidate & geriatric Oval Offices
3:21:50 - Presidential penile pics & Anthony Weiner’s scandal
3:24:49 - Food/diet talk: Eating as a kid vs as an adult & the heaviest the guys have been
3:32:07 - The pitfalls of being super thin and super buff/strong
3:38:59 - Masterson injected saline into his scrotum last week! What did he think?
3:47:00 - Destiny’s missing gonads and experience of dating in his 30s
3:51:28 - Weed talk: Gradual nationwide acceptance of legalisation vs the boomer resistance
3:54:34 - Airpods, crazy homeless people and anti-homeless bench spikes
3:58:34 - Woody and his love of VanLife
4:01:30 - Masterson jabs at Chiz one last time and “makes peace” with Destiny
4:04:41 - Destiny & Masterson pimp their social medias, Woody calls it a show

[@BizarrePower]

Can we get Destiny to be this engaged in his own podcast.

[@gnomechump-stiny7128]

TRUUUUU

[@BPOOP1000]

I mean I like Trillhex, but he is kind of low energy

[@phatchrispratt5392]

trihex is a fantastic dude but he does not have anywhere close to the same level of experience as anyone else involved in this arena. It also take a long time for a podcast to really come into its own

[@Alan-wj5zc]

ACTUALLY TRUEEEEEEEEE KEKW

[@charbel2921]

@@phatchrispratt5392 IDK if it has to do with experience he's kind of just has a really awkward and long winded way of talking.

[@Hogartth]

It’s always nice to find a PKA that you either just never got around to watching or just completely don’t remember at all

[@TubularToob]

Destiny became an Epson Expression Home XP-4100 Color Ink-jet - Multifunction printer in this debate

[@timladen]

The Parent Trap: PKA Edition

[@Lightningkuriboh]

Tim underrated comment

[@mugga4eva]

I'm 3 minutes in and it's already top 5%. Well done you real sweet kids. Well done.

[@twixles6297]

top 0.1% first 5 min, almost had to pull over

[@michealvega1373]

@@twixles6297 be safe haRdSK brootthheerr!

[@Natak222]

Kyle who?!

[@alldetected3106]

@@twixles6297 I love that we all listen to this on the way to work

[@ChuckNorrisIsGay1337]

Chiz rag. Cashew Matthew. Liquid Richard. PKA meme are elite.

[@homelessasianman2720]

Lord Kyle(Lyle)

[@ChuckNorrisIsGay1337]

@@homelessasianman2720 Lyle B. Pillin

[@younggunoutdoor7657]

Pyle now

[@aboutsoundandvision]

Chiz hate in the first minute, solid start

[@liltone122]

Never stop doing PKA please.

[@hx2975]

Its got a few years left, enjoy them.

[@cantaloupecoke57]

@Joe nah

[@Simok1234]

24:24 this is a glorious story

[@Carlos-rc8lw]

THAT DESTINY PRINTING STORY NEEDS TO BE A CLIP!!!!

[@GarryM180]

Watched the whole thing and can't remember this, anyone got a timestamp?

[@maohg]

@@GarryM180 24:24

[@GarryM180]

@@maohg doing gods work, thank you

[@PKA-H]

ua-cam.com/video/FBIKjlYABT0/v-deo.html

[@OriginalMindTrick]

Him jerking it to anime makes a lot of sense.

[@paracordeverything2379]

Not done processing but I’m calling it top 10% already

[@bigdaddyxddd8318]

Top 1%

[@hx2975]

1%

[@alfaflyt6983]

It's weird to see Destiny be a regular guy.

[@eugger3011]

@Mek stay mad lol

[@Ivan-qf4mt]

@Mek The only sperg here is you tho

[@greggtheegg1976]

This is the best start to a show I've ever seen I'm already crying laughing 6 minutes in

[@connor3371]

Top 1% easy

[@miles2237]

If anyone ever calls claiming to be your bank, immediately ask if you can call back on the 1-800 number printed on your card, scammers will either hang up or say no.

[@Blue-fy5hd]

Yes, this is a great rule in general. If someone contacts you the proper response is, "Thanks, I'll handle it", and then call the official number of whatever blah blah blah. Always be the one to start the transaction.

[@c93ditto]

This episode was like watching the office for the first time. The awkwardness eventually becomes hilarious.

[@udntwnna]

5 minutes in and this feels like a top 10%

[@Eric-yc7po]

Taylor's characterization of modern news media articles had me ROFLing so hard: "TWITTER IS AFLAME..." 😂😂

[@capnwednesday]

Still processing and I already know this one’s gonna be legendary

[@cristianperez5994]

Mike “The Electric Fence” Pence, top 10 PKA quote of all time

[@JJ-cc3yk]

big ups Cashew Matthew and Chizzrag

[@Rhb989]

Definitely gonna have to saving this for work tomorrow

[@Phillip_of_Burns]

It's easy to get your girlfriend/wife pregnant. You declare "We can't afford another baby" and it'll happen that week.

[@JohnixHD]

10:45 Woody definitely doesnt know what the Boondocks is

[@penelope9744]

Could he be thinking of the boondocks saints. We all know how boomers get.

[@anthonycontreras1474]

Finally someone tells the truth about Chiz Rag on the show.

[@dophop]

i've been waiting for destiny on pka and this is my surprise :D

[@samsmith8381]

The guy on the top left looks like and sounds like Morty’s dad from Rick and Morty

[@hx2975]

He's the human version.

[@aj00]

Woody just won some +rep with the subreddit with telling that guy to get to the back of the line

[@perryjohnson3801]

My Friday starts now! Happy weekend erybody

[@realrichlake]

PKA IS IN A GOLDEN AGE

[@burgerkillsyou]

Great energy on this one

[@zqa20]

I don't watch pka as much as I used to but this show was AMAZIN. ;)

[@howzechris1]

I haven't missed a episode of PKA in about 4 or 5 years now ever since they got there patreon going

[@Expert-zv8kt]

Destiny got destroyed in this debate.

[@AroundElvesWatchUrselves96]

Like always

[@Vicente_Moreno]

Destroy got debated in this Destiny

[@Seaneey]

What's it like have 70 IQ. I need to know how your life goes. Incredible.

[@Nythingelse]

@@Seaneey I thought lefty’s denied IQ bc it’s racist tho

[@Seaneey]

@@Nythingelse I've never heard of such a ridiculous claim hahah. That's a funny one.

[@eyetvideos467]

I've always liked destiny even when i dont agree with him, but this is a side of him i havent seen often and its a nice change up. More relaxed and joking around, its cool.

[@N.Narwhal]

I see Destiny as a snarky, feminized, psuedointellectual, manlet. I have looked at his twitch chat out of morbic curiosity a couple of times to figure out what kind of people like his content.

[@wisenatorez2269]

@@N.Narwhal You call other people Pseudointellectual, yet you don't know how a comma works?

[@alexcunningham4847]

Nautical Narwhal Found Jesse Lee Peterson’s alt account

[@eyetvideos467]

@@N.Narwhal he's snarky and a bit of a manelt but I think his logic is usually solid and he's consistent. I like those qualities in a person. I'll admit he's not for everyone, especially those who are sensitive to strong beliefs :P

[@clintjanes3784]

I don't particularly agree with destiny but he's grown on me that he doesn't seem disingenuous. When he isn't arguing politics I like him as a person.

[@loudnoises8197]

My 2 favourite guests together

[@josephpreissler6855]

38:37 that’s not something he just made up on the go lol

[@raygun26]

I feel woodys pain, I had testicular torsion as a kid but they un-twisted at the hospital, before I could’ve gotten surgery.

[@ZeranZeran]

1:23:48 I love how Taylor's Pilgrim is wearing sunglasses and ready for a Nascar race.

[@Drayden42]

JLP on the show would be amazin

[@Doomed667]

I have not laughed so hard in years

[@enclave420]

Please have Mike thorabene (aka Dom mazzeti) on as a guest. Would make for a top 1% show

[@vez2022]

Woody and owl killing it in this one

[@galleryofrogues]

They all have great chemistry together, so funny.

[@ericscasny9312]

@ 03:32 - We all know Taylor's talking about Hutch right? LOL

[@uMaDVeLoAn]

Chiz rag killed me 😂

[@arlomcgill6462]

the section where they talked about the economy aged well

[@gunz441]

What a great episode

[@Set451]

Has woody said he had a cleaning lady before?

[@pewp_tickalar]

That's a big nope. I don't know how he's gone this long without telling that story.

[@Remington700FTW]

I mean colin needs someone to practice on.

[@ChuckNorrisIsGay1337]

@@Remington700FTW it was when he was a kid not now

[@Dr_Sweendog]

Timestamp?

[@N0PityForYou]

i do remember him mentioning it actually i think in the 200-250 show mark

[@MsPlata79]

Im confused of the tension but as a pka specialiist i kinda get it...top teir episode!

[@evanever]

2:19:07 PKA predicted the festival HAMAS attack by paramotor

[@snoozebutton]

Chiz Stain was hilarious

[@mrcoolstuff1001]

took me half the show to get the Chiz Rag joke

[@ClassicHipHop420]

Quality episode so far

[@justinsteele6662]

I’m down, cow

[@manuag3886]

Thank you chiz

[@thatrandomguy3113]

need them both back on!!!!

[@Rawb1029]

2 hours in top 3% show for sure

[@Metalliceltic]

Gonna have to say top 6.9 % at best

[@Back_To_Pray]

This episode really hurt Chiz’s feelings

[@SeanRPS]

Honestly this is great, two of my favourite guests!

[@Christ_is_Lord_]

Great episode

[@NotoriousFantasy]

Real Sweet Kids 4 Life

[@kfgtyicr]

Big ups Cashew Matthew

[@alik5972]

Isn't it weird that this episode has 300 comments? It's as if a type of comment has been deleted

[@Potatoarelife]

What type of comment?

[@jamesf4423]

Yeah I hate when regards like you imply something that’s not even close to obvious what ur talking about

[@alik5972]

@@jamesf4423 don't let your dullness get you angry

[@dseanm21]

Bruh...woody I grew up on you lol

[@demongrunt7]

Destiny thank for the flashing green screen, hope I don’t have a seizure.

[@capatheist]

Woody certainly nearly did..

[@iLoneWolfy]

First time iheard/ saw destiny was thru ice.

[@shenanigans1231]

Gee, those are some Real Sweet Kids.

[@RL-fd4jv]

3 minutes in and I'm dying!

[@Blake31797]

When is the gasp time stamp?

[@DKomnicide]

Easily top 1% episode. Great job guys

[@agalatian]

Woody sounds like Jerry from Rick and Morty

[@jam.7861]

hypeeeee

[@bismillah498]

Big ups liquid Richard

[@98hunterj]

Chiz rag 😂😂😂😂

[@zakazan8561]

2:19:10 well this joke aged well

[@zestylem0n]

Ahmazin'

[@sped-master-flex409]

LETS GOOOO

[@EvlFlp]

I made great laughy time with this vidyo. White owl-man make no chinese joke so I feel great joy

[@H4KD11]

I made great raughy time with this vidyo. White owr-man make no chinese joke so I feer great joy

[@FringeSpectre]

@@H4KD11 based

[@ZeranZeran]

3:15:55
Woody: Is he talking about me!?
Jesus christ man.

[@terakahn]

What's going on with Destiny's setup here? Is this at twitchcon?

[@powerforth8400]

yup.

[@braincruser]

Woody found Gypsies and he didn't even know it.

[@TheDeadlyTikka]

Just to be clear, if you are using your home broadband you do not need to give your card details. This is only on 3/4G data. It is something the contract providers do. It’s a weird security thing

[@TheDeadlyTikka]

Thomas Foster normally to prove you are 18+

[@thomaslang7992]

Destiny looks like he's been at that desk for days

[@toddalquist3391]

AMAZIN

[@BeenPWNED]

What a gift

[@harisditta5695]

2:06:43

[@jamesf4423]

Great episode, all time classic pka. I hated destiny before this. Love him now

[@wesley-dd8gc]

Yes

[@terrycrews6179]

and I oop- 1:12:33

[@spartnfish]

Listening to the political talk with the info we have now is hilarious

[@cameronhopewell641]

We don't do concrete lol

[@Veep_The_Goblin_Hermit]

Love it

[@thebandwagoneffect]

Top 1%

[@gmailistrash4094]

11:10 here we are 4 years later and Destiny has debated both Shapiro and Peterson.

[@HiimFieldy]

don't think head size has anything at all to do with knocking someone out woody, if that was the case every boxer would just have huge heads and normal headed guys wouldn't bother, it's about how you punch not your head size haha

[@NeblinaGirl]

Nice 👍

[@Critmaw]

Always love a Destiny podcast!

[@sevimspaulding9805]

How long do these take to process normally?

[@nickthomas1999]

Normally around an hour for 360p then a few hours for 1080p

[@thebekg2050]

37 minutes

[@WINZ0W]

Chiz Rag.

[@liamburgess5029]

This show was in a golden age without lyle