PKA 500 - Anthony Cumia, Dick Masterson, Bruce Greene - Conspiracy Theories, Guess The Crime Game
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- Опубліковано 2 сер 2024
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Masterson’s site: thedickshow.com/
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Bruce’s UA-cam: / @brucegreene
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Cumia’s site:www.compoundmedia.com/
Cumia’s Twitter: / thecumiashow
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Timeline by LegitRage
Discuss the Episode on the PKA Subreddit! / pka
0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guests, Taylor introduces the sponsors!
0:00:21 - It’s the 500th PKA! And the hosts feel.. Whelmed about it
0:01:32 - The time Bruce went to 6 Birthday parties for one person over 3 days
0:05:30 - Woody’s self-gifts from his family & should the PKA crew get each other gifts?
0:12:31 - Masterson’s awesome “Toki Doki” gift from his GF & Bruce’s terrible gifts to his fiancée
0:17:41 - PKA investigates Japanese foot binding & pediatric circumcision gone wrong
0:25:16 - Masterson’s visit to Israel & what REALLY happened on Eptstein’s island?
0:28:40 - TV show talk: It’s Always Sunny backlash and Game Of Thrones’ ruined legacy
0:43:28 - Masterson goes on a controversial, passionate rant on why the lockdown is BS
0:55:35 - How lockdown is affecting everyone else & is the situation as bad as people say?
1:02:29 - Ad reads: Bluechew & Tushy
1:07:34 - The inconvenience of wearing masks & why is Woody acting suspiciously??
1:10:16 - The Fifth Element & Emily Ratajkowski’s leaked photos, as found by Kyle
1:15:23 - Does Megan Fox have weird, gross thumbs? And more of Emily Ratajkowski’s pics
1:18:03 - Taylor talks about his Twitch stream & Dawn relationship (Anthony Cumia joins during)
1:20:15 - Bruce thanks the guys and leaves the show to let Anthony join
1:23:23 - Taylor, Woody and Kyle tease their upcoming conspiracy theories for a later segment
1:25:43 - What’s new with Cumia? Plus Anthony’s involvement in Bill Burr vs Philadelphia
1:27:49 - What is wrong with people from Philadelphia? Why are they such jerks?
1:34:45 - Kyle still can’t fathom sports fans’ allegiances towards players and a certain team
1:43:53 - Greedy internet providers & paying for SiriusXM’s subscription services
1:48:00 - Anthony, Woody and Taylor’s experience of how their cities have turned to wastelands
1:54:06 - Anthony and Masterson share scepticism about the lockdown’s seriousness
1:59:03 - The few upsides from lockdown; working from home & the revival of MySpace Tom
2:01:42 - Taylor’s conspiracy theory #1: Helen Keller was a puppet exploited by her Aunt
2:13:50 - Woody’s conspiracy theory #1: Colonoscopies are BS procedures for freaky Doctors
2:22:26 - Kyle’s conspiracy theory: Hitler fled to Argentina in 1945 rather than end his own life
2:35:49 - Anthony and Kyle are heartbroken that Taylor’s conspiracy theory could be true
2:40:10 - Woody’s conspiracy theory #2: All the PKA hosts have secretly been taking PEDs
2:46:28 - Taylor’s conspiracy theory #2: Albert Einstein really wasn’t that much of a genius
3:02:27 - Which of Taylor’s two conspiracies were the strongest?
3:04:41 - Do the guys often get vaccines? Which of the conspiracy theories were the best?
3:10:38 - Woody and Kyle’s cut conspiracy theories & what if Michelle Obama was a man?
3:13:19 - Presidential scandals: Johnson’s johnson & the JFK conspiracy
3:17:56 - Will Gilane Maxwell reveal anything about the Epstein conspiracy whilst in custody?
3:25:02 - The creepy conspiracy linking Wayfair delivery & dozens of missing children
3:33:11 - The conspiracy of conspiracy theories & why PKA started the conspiracy segment
3:37:10 - Russian super soldiers & Sylvester Stallone’s incredibly physique at 70 years old
3:40:22 - Tyrone Woodley getting embarrassed on reality TV & brief UFC talks
3:45:18 - More on the Helen Keller conspiracy theory & the importance of child development
3:54:04 - White Claws, Bartle’s and James & other low-tier yet popular alcoholic beverages
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3:56:05 - PKA Plays “Guess the Crime!” Round 1: Gregory Gene Kidd
4:01:30 - Guess the Crime Round 2: Laura Marie Anderson
4:05:07 - Guess the Crime Round 3: Casey Sheridan Weiss
4:09:06 - Guess the Crime Round 4: Lisa Diana Nebel
4:13:15 - Guess the Crime Round 5: Alex Adrian Martin
4:17:04 - Guess the Crime FInal Round 6: Darren Jerome Good
4:22:36 - Why Oz is one of the saddest TV shows to ever exist & terrified pre-prison Kyle
4:24:06 - Woody’s new glasses boost his ego when he looks down while peeing
4:25:10 - Woody calls it a show, the guys thank Cumia & Masterson for being superb guests
From being in 7th grade an now college listening too same podcast, You’ve sculpted me into the failure I am today. Here’s too 500 more.
It sculpted me to success.
@@davidbengtssonasgarali9391 weird flex
@@davidbengtssonasgarali9391 if you think you are, you aren't.
Same with me
They teach grammar in that college?
Congratulations on 500 episodes! It was very sweet of you kids to have me on a few weeks ago. Cheers to 500 more!
it was real sweet of them one might say
Congrats on coming on man
There was only one thing Bruce said about GoT that I agree with: “You are going to absolutely hate my take.”
everything he said on got was such utter trash tier
But guys, actually I did the research and im going to talk as if I read nothing
“I’ve never heard season 5 was bad”. What?
@@JoeOnaBoat It's kinda incredible for me to realize that you're a PKA viewer
Started getting into you guys when kyle got out of prison. I was confused on what happened to FPSRussia. Never knew pka existed but I'm glad I started watching. I'm going back and watching every episode. Gonna be fun.
Congrats on 500
get ready for a journey with the infamous RSK ✌😎👍
Same!
I’m in the same boat as you and I’ve gone back and listened to a lot of highlights since but now I’m just watching the show regularly as it airs because they’re just interesting people ffs
That is exactly how I found out about it, from TRO
You mean Pyle
Pyles face after woodT called him Pyle 🤣🤣🤣🤣
top 1% moment. the memes cannot be ignored💀💀
Time stamp?
@@HardWorkPays0ff 34:35 I think Woody just tripped up over his words, but Kyle was about to be upset.
jamjam for sure he was saying “prove” and “point” either side of Kyle.
He used so many words that start with P he couldn't help himself lol legendary momeny
massive win for the guys. here's to 500 more
Woooaaaaah we’re halfway there
My first thought was I hope so but I doubt it but I remember think a similar thing around episode 160.
@@googan1425 I would say more like 75
Lol ....he actually thinks so.
benozzy003 I wasn’t around at episode 75, I started around 128.
34:35.... „Pyle“ ... we did it boys.
I’m weakkkk🤣🤣🤣🤣✅✅
WoodT
LITERALLY WE GOT EM BOYS
Bahahhahhhhhahhah ...ole Plume ..and we NOT talking about ole Golmer lolol
Hahahaha, I didn't notice it
Dick's "I watch news like a man" was absolutely hilarious
The “guess the offender” game really highlights how horrible Woody’s short term memory is 🤣
34:35 woody calls kyle, pyle. Let's go
I just got to that part and looked for someone to point it out here. I immediately started laughing
Ok I keep seeing pyle. What does it mean?
Corey Stinar
i think it’s a reference to when woody is talking too fast and calls Kyle “Pyle” sometimes.
The look on Kyle's face when he said that🤣🤣🤣🤣
34:36 chad WoodT calls Kyle Pyle
I missed it first time
Pyles everywhere ..but his name isn't Gomerr bahhahahhahhahahha
Taylor’s take on Hellen Keller 10/10
Anthony definitely put some bass into his EQ hahahaha
Did woody just say the P word!! 🤣
34:35 woodys calls him pyle
Where is Richard Wingo McGravy Jordan? Did the $10,000 USD not reach his account in time or did he pull another scam like he did with the surgery ?
dijii Ban anyone who has appeared on PKA
500 episodes! Can't believe it's been around this long, I figured cancel culture would get them at some point. But we stay strong, big boys do what they want! Here's to 500 more! Cheers!
Cancel culture only works when the person they're trying to cancel actually cares about the flame.
@Apple Tek Support This was pretty clearly meant for internet personalities/the self employed.
They wouldn’t be able to handle his testosterone
@@TheAnglan patreon bans edgy people and that 10k a month is a big motivator for the show
I bet one of the cancel culture type crowd watches pka, also woody and Kyle are millionaires just chilling nothing can affect them at this point
Roughly 2000 hours of podcasting, not counting pkn, what an achievement. Love you boys, rsk for life!
How do I watch pkn
Matthew Stephens Patreon
iTunes as well
@@l0rdparzival954 r/pkaearly
I sort of miss being in the thick of “Condition Red” during covid. I had just bought a bright red Accord 6MT coupe. Work gave me letters to carry should I encounter police/military blockade - “DO NOT STOP, ESSENTIAL FOOD SUPPLY CHAIN INFRASTRUCTURE WORKER”. I was the only person on the road at night, blowing stop signs and red lights. Holding my foot to the floor. Work is 22 miles away, mostly through woods, only 5 miles on the highway. I could get there in 15 minutes, sometimes less. So much fun! I was like _The Omega Man_
Niiiiiice. I drive an 05 TL, which has the same engine. I feel your joy.
350Z here, the roads were empty and every single car was doing 100+. The world was perfect.
500... that is insane, best podcast ever, so happy I found this wonderful thing!
PSHHHHHH
This is such a stacked episode
Imagine Joey Diaz on PKA. That would be legendary
That would be awesome
He’d be the only guest they couldn’t talk over
@@ItsPapaEddy oh they'd manage
@@ItsPapaEddy No, I think John McAfee has that distinction
@Shirt Flames Joey makes it funny.
I remember when searching PKA would bring up Southeast Asian soap operas. Now it brings up our real sweet kids. 👌
anthony sounds like he has a voice pitcher on lol
He does
it was the gain, woody told him to turn it down but nobody listens to woodT
@@RoscoeDaMule time stamp
Ant has had this audio problem for a while now, it's something with Missy's setup. The last few Chip podacasts he has had this deeper voice.
@@RoscoeDaMule I dont think you understand what gain is.
Very time someone won't let Woody talk, his eyebrows activate the eurobeat and go crazy.
I Love the seering hate coming through Kyles eyes while talking game of thrones. i agree with pka's take on GOT completely.
Let me read you a quote from Helen Keller:
“MUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
Cumia sounds like he’s doing his Jesse Ventura impression the whole time.
chech something is certainly a tad bit off there
Or he took a hit of air duster lol
4:04:47 I like how Woody Einsteined Taylor's pick.
Masterson and Cumia, I have high hopes.
Anthony Cumia's COVID 19 rant was halarious
I’ve been watching PKA since I was 13, I’m 22 now. Congrats on 500, can’t wait for another 500. Love y’all.
@@benjaminhounshel5679 that incalculable number is 9
sooo why did woody come back with a different shirt on... 1:08:26. Woody left for a quickie
yes
Don't simp for grandma boys.
Kyle always looks so uncomfortable trying to keep up his smouldering look for the camera
Pyle*
went from smoldering to melting
@@barryallen9466 well well well
First episode was with Aria Aspen back in the 80's. Listened weekly ever since. Here's for another 500.
lol what? idk who that is but i’m gonna assume this is a joke 😂
@@mattyicicles1608 it was like episode 81 or 82, that’s what he meant by 80s
Nick Mullen on for the next podcast CHIZ!!!!!
Ah, i see you're a man of culture as well.
Been watching since I was a kid. Watched every episode on repeat every week till the next one comes out. 500 more baby
Wow! I can’t believe they’re 500 deep! It’s still crazy to think I’ve been listening to this show for almost half of my life! To many more! RSK!
being from the UK circumcisions are such a weird thing haha
great work guys, keep it up and cheers to 500 more
Why is Anthony's voice so much deeper than it usually is?
Big Boofman lol no it won’t. I’m on 650 test c + 50mg anavar and my voice is the exact same.
Ok, so I'm not completely crazy.
NGL it hurt when they said they don’t send birthday gifts anymore
Been watching since around PKA 100, it’s been a wild ride. Congrats my dudes👍👍👍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Tyler making Anthony laugh is priceless
Been watching this podcast since 2009. Watched every episode at least 3 times. Cheers guys you really out here grinding. Here’s to 500 more episodes of PKA. #RSK FOR LIFE
Awesome episode. hope this goes on for as long as the guys and the fans keep having fun with it. Congrats on 500
Listened since episode 1! Congratulations on 500 and here’s to 500 more 🎉🎉🎉
Thanks for all the laughs over the years boys. Here’s to the next 500.
I love the covid talks, very telling who's smart and can think for themselves and who let's other people think for them.
34:36 "That proves Pyles point"
Really would have liked to see the YOLO boys make a return for this one
Wingsofredemption needs to stay in his cess pit
Can't believe I've been watching this show for the last 8 years. I'm glad this show has been part of my weekly routine for most of this last decade
Now it's 10
I've been watching for longer than I'd like to admit. Still my favorite show. Congrats on 500!
Nice. 500 eps is a huge milestone. Been watching since like episode 60 odd. Congratulations boyos.
anthony's covid speech was epic
I’m so happy for you guys! Thanks for everything you’ve done for us! I hope you’ve enjoyed!
Great episode! Can't believe its been 500 episodes, been watching for years and I still love it
500! Listened to every single one and I'll listen to the next 500
Absolutely no chance there is a thousand episodes of PKA.
Love you boys and this show. 500 more
Let’s make Bruce a frequent guest as often as like tucker or even Steve hoffsetter
absolutely NOT
absolutely yes
Too liberal for me
Shucks, I hate to lose so much respect for Kyle. Does he even have kids?? 53:54
Thanks guys for getting me through work this past few years
cumias comments have aged like a fine wine
Pka ep. 1 23:23 and pka ep. 500 1:15:23 some things never change, cheers boys!
Ahahah how doesn’t this comment have more traction! Somethings never change...
congrats on 500 guys been watching since day 1
1:58:32 best part
I’m only 10 minutes in and laughing so hard
Game of Thrones definitely started to turn bad in Season 5 mostly how they adapted Dorne
Congrats fam!! Heres to 500 more!!🍻🍻
Congratulations on 500 Episodes of a great podcast!
So cool to follow through the evolution of the show from the early episodes.
'Been loving the comedy, escapism, and takes on current events for years!
Keep 'em coming for 500 more your Real Sweet Kids. ^_o
How opportune for Bruce's 6 bday party story in the midst of me going to 3 bday parties in 3 days. lol
I'm pretty convinced that woody just had a bad day at the proctologist.
500 Baby, here’s to 500+ more!
February 16 2030 baby. At least one new host
2:57:30 References work as a way to daisy chain through out history. Relevant references are required to avoid plagirism however. Certain theories are usually commonplace are exempt from the need to reference/cite. Effectiviely you could daisy chain all the way back to the very begining.
It’s awesome that you can do the conversation topic tags on here, ever the immaculate professional. Thank you Woody!
Pyle.. Kyle, yea Kyle...
3 of my favorite guests :)
Woody is sponsored by a Chorizo company from Spain,cool.
Cumia's audio was on some weird uncanny valley vibe. He sounded waaay too deep
The teacher thing hit home with me same exact situation with me ! My girls always home!!! I can’t even see my other girl anymore! :(
Congrats on 500.
I’m crying bc I love pka so much. Ily bois
This podcast was the best part of my day
Cheers boys! been a fan since early days. A great accomplishment 500. Enjoy
always cool seeing Bruce, inside gaming was the best gaming related channel on UA-cam. Funhaus lost its way pretty quick but IG was iconic
I'm definitely gonna use the Helen Keller story as a class project
4:27:00 Taylor's face.
You're welcome.
That Helen Keller conspiracy is hilariously eye opening.
I’m a 6’7” man with size 16 shoes and I didn’t know XL socks exist so thank you kyle
aye lets go, been waiting for this
I used to watch this guy years ago. He gave me so much life advice during a time when I didn't have much of father figure. Glad to see he's doing well
"24 and me" was one of the funniest things I have heard in a long time...
Been listening since 112 keep it up here's to 500 more . RSK
Around 34:30 woody actually calls kyle Pyle 🤣🤣 no jokes!
It sounds like Anthony is running his voice through a Gangland style voice scrambler this episode
The slide with Taylor's head is one of the funniest thing that PKA ever did.
It’s gona be a dark day when this series ends
Yes woody there were a lot of missed episodes in the early days
I remember being sad about an episode not coming out lol
I am a new sub, loving you’re videos. And podcasts