Top Gun explained by an idiot

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  • @ryanc4209
    @ryanc4209 Рік тому +13252

    I guess I can be "that guy", for the record I'm not in the military I'm just a nerd.
    1. Mav pulls the hook cable up during landing so that it wouldn't attach to the carrier to be able to go-around.
    2. When Couger turns his wings in. Yes they do that and are encourage to do so if they feel like they have lost their edge. The military want the best out there at their best.
    3. The F-14 did have an issue where in a flat spin (what Mav was is) the canopy would not clear fast enough and got almost caught above the crew. There was actually a pilot, Lt. David J. "Goose" Lortscher, who died in a real F-14 flat spin (that's where goose comes from). Also a stunt pilot, Art Scholl, died while filming that scene because of that (different plane, but he couldn't eject). Later models of the F-14 did correct that issue. And all modern planes account for it as well.
    And for extra credit, The "bald guy" is the Commader of the USS Enterprise.
    And for more, the bad guys were supposed to be North Korean, hense the star.
    Wow I'm a nerd.

    • @HighBoi
      @HighBoi  Рік тому +8249

      🤓

    • @lawlessofarabia
      @lawlessofarabia Рік тому +1352

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    • @PootisSpencerHeeyah
      @PootisSpencerHeeyah Рік тому +208

      @@HighBoi hello Mr. Boi

    • @ningand
      @ningand Рік тому +103

      🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @lkxiang
      @lkxiang Рік тому +42

      😭😭😭

  • @kristianolsenlarsen
    @kristianolsenlarsen Рік тому +10156

    Legend has it High Boy is still trying to pronounce Rivalry to this very day

  • @Heashex4
    @Heashex4 Рік тому +246

    5:57 I like how he reacts to these scenes the same way as I do, yet his tone tells it all. I love this guy.

    • @T0fu-Freedom
      @T0fu-Freedom Рік тому +5

      I was searching for this comment.

    • @Kier4n99
      @Kier4n99 Рік тому +5

      Hahaha I was giggling through that entire part. So true

  • @sim2769
    @sim2769 Рік тому +3659

    "fight me over rule 34 and the other furry porn one on the corner on eyeblech" was the most degenerate phrase he has ever said, I love it

    • @null-person
      @null-person Рік тому +71

      if only those places did not exsist.

    • @SpecialProjectY
      @SpecialProjectY Рік тому +49

      The "other" being probably e621?

    • @titanium4082
      @titanium4082 Рік тому +43

      @@SpecialProjectY that's what I have to assume, cuz I genuinely don't know what else would be explicitly furry versus "we got some of everything"

    • @frangallego8580
      @frangallego8580 Рік тому +4

      We will fight them on the beaches...

    • @YourUncle445
      @YourUncle445 Рік тому

      I read this as he was saying it

  • @dacosmoshark7281
    @dacosmoshark7281 Рік тому +970

    Fun fact about this movie, the navy had agreed to fire one missile, so the film crew has cameras on the. wings of the F-14, and there were planes near the F-14 as well to get as many angles of the missile firing. The differient camera angles also confused the navy enough to thretan to take Tony Scott to military court, but after some whitness accounts, it was deemed that only one missile was fired.

    • @thepotato_dealer4934
      @thepotato_dealer4934 Рік тому +19

      It was two missiles actually

    • @CasualStrategist
      @CasualStrategist Рік тому +100

      the missile knows where it is

    • @AByteofCode
      @AByteofCode Рік тому +68

      @@CasualStrategist It knows this because it knows where it isn't

    • @superhydraulic5470
      @superhydraulic5470 Рік тому +66

      @@AByteofCode by subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater) it obtains a difference or deviation

    • @AByteofCode
      @AByteofCode Рік тому +50

      @@superhydraulic5470 The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands that drive the missile from a position where it is, to a position where it isn't. It follows that the position the missile is in is now the position that it wasn't and the position that it was is now the position that it isn't.

  • @boomermike71
    @boomermike71 Рік тому +333

    5:05 “the information about that is top secret or unknown”
    As a member of the war thunder community, I will find it for you.

    • @PepsiDaCat69420
      @PepsiDaCat69420 8 місяців тому +14

      As another member of the War thunder community, I have already found it 2 years yesterday

    • @CptPrice-mx7is
      @CptPrice-mx7is 6 місяців тому

      Negative!

    • @ezrak3949
      @ezrak3949 6 місяців тому +6

      As a new member of the War Thunder community (300 hours), I already knew that.

    • @crusherthegamingfox
      @crusherthegamingfox 5 місяців тому

      YOU HAVE A HOLE IN YOUR LEFT WING

    • @DoomSlayer-k46
      @DoomSlayer-k46 5 місяців тому +1

      Attack the D point!

  • @Serby665
    @Serby665 Рік тому +2432

    If two planes fly close enough together, the radar can show them as one, or won't be able to get a proper lock.
    But you need to fly very close, and never break formation.
    This is how two Argentinian fighter crews managed to sink a Brit ship with an otherwise good radar and missiles.

    • @thelordz33
      @thelordz33 Рік тому +76

      I think this is also a limit of the time, but not something that really works anymore due to advances in detection tech.

    • @SeeNo3vil98
      @SeeNo3vil98 Рік тому +18

      My dad told me about this he fought for us brits in Falklands and my old teacher as he was a pilot in Falklands told me too

    • @esmeecampbell7396
      @esmeecampbell7396 Рік тому +72

      False, at lease if you're referencing the sinking of the HMS Sheffield....
      They didn't show up on our RADAR because we were using a communications device to speak to Headquarters in London, this communications device took out the RADAR whenever it was in operation (a pretty glaring flaw, but the Navy had limited budget so it was decided a redesign wasn't necessary as we'd always have other ships around with the RADAR on)
      However doubly a problem the Weapons officer was in the toilet (heads) and the Captain was asleep (he'd been up for many hours before) the XO was looking at maps (charts) or something so there was effectively no chain of command, when the alert came in from the others ships it was a Rating (entry level young boy sailor) who realised we were under attack and grabbed the intercom to shout "HANDBRAKE" which was the code word for evasive maneuvers and pop chaff and so on, however the bloody communications were down because we were talking to London and getting new orders... so nobody heard. The first person to see the missile and report it therefore was actually a lookout (which means far too close to the ship to do anything about except shout "BRACE! BRACE! BRACE!" for anyone close enough to hear and lie down and grab something.
      Doubly annoying, the missile didn't even function correctly, the French Spies (DGSE) had actually disabled some of the Exocet missiles payloads (somehow, never explained to me) so it didn't actually explode but in another shocking stroke of bad luck it happened to hit (missiles like these aren't really aimed for one location like a tank gunner aiming for a tank ammo rack, you'd pretty much aim middle of the ship and cross your fingers you hit something important) the Damage Control firefighting water main pump, and the fuel was what caught fire, the remaining rocket fuel ignited the aluminium bulkheads, so when we switch on the fire hose to start fighting the fire it sucks water in from the sea but nothing comes out the hose, because it's actually pissing out of the giant hole in the pipe and rushing down into the bottom of the ship, the fire can't be stopped and will melt the ship to the point where the upper decks won't be supported so the ship is taken out with one lucky shot. Even though it will take a while for the fire to actually render the structure of the ship useless and eventually sink.
      The abandon ship order is given and we all get into lifeboats. Someone had actually got a copy of Monty Python's Life of Brian which we watched a screening of on the way down a few days before the sinking, so we were all singing "Always look on the bright side of life" as we get into lifeboats, with nobody really sure how many had died in the initial impact or been unable to escape the flooding ship.

    • @irionuchiha3823
      @irionuchiha3823 Рік тому +3

      @@Serby665 you can't read a 30 second message?

    • @dhruvsuri5908
      @dhruvsuri5908 Рік тому +7

      bro they using AA batteries to make AA radars? damn

  • @brentrichards1200
    @brentrichards1200 Рік тому +1772

    A little information that some might not know, the hard deck represents the ground in flight tactics. Basically, both the jets smashed into the ground in their simulation.

    • @PbX57547
      @PbX57547 Рік тому +59

      Found the guy

    • @xguy2950
      @xguy2950 Рік тому +85

      Bro leak classified military files just to be accurate💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @imretro2182
      @imretro2182 Рік тому

      @@xguy2950 that’s not classified at all. Only takes one quick google search

    • @esmeecampbell7396
      @esmeecampbell7396 Рік тому +144

      Soft deck = "please try not to go below this for the purposes of the exercise"
      Hard deck = "please DO NOT go below this for the purposes of safety"
      Deck = "Ground. Go below this and we save money on a funeral I guess....unfortunately we'll lose money on the wreck of a Tomcat."

    • @xguy2950
      @xguy2950 Рік тому

      @@imretro2182 i know

  • @jisoolee480
    @jisoolee480 Рік тому +281

    4:17 the purpose of the hard deck is to simulate the ground in exercises to stop pilots from maneuvering close to the actual ground and crashing. In other words, the mav here was under the "ground" for a few seconds and flew out of it.

    • @Umbra314
      @Umbra314 Рік тому +50

      F-14s are obviously equipped with the ability to fold up their wings etc and form a tube to go through the earth with the giant drill they have in their nose cone.

    • @jisoolee480
      @jisoolee480 Рік тому +13

      @@Umbra314 oh ye, mah bad

    • @Umbra314
      @Umbra314 Рік тому +9

      An easy mistake to make, otherwise your knowledge of military training protocols is impressive.

  • @evinneill5102
    @evinneill5102 Рік тому +5408

    My mom died because we didn't know her blood type. She just kept telling us to "be positive" but it was hard to pull through.

    • @nazarasaid8645
      @nazarasaid8645 Рік тому +396

      It took me a full minute to realise the joke, that's a whole other level of subtle

    • @DebuggerKnight
      @DebuggerKnight Рік тому +95

      wow just wow

    • @3voked1
      @3voked1 Рік тому +90

      Try stand up. I'd pay to come to your show!

    • @evinneill9699
      @evinneill9699 Рік тому +24

      @@3voked1 thanks

    • @PiotrBarcz
      @PiotrBarcz Рік тому +74

      good joke, but really not the place to slap it down, should've gone for a blood transfusion science video

  • @CWHistory
    @CWHistory Рік тому +675

    When the world needed him most, he didn't show. When the world needed him the least, he showed.

    • @salmaan1095
      @salmaan1095 Рік тому +1

      😭😭

    • @baginatora
      @baginatora Рік тому +39

      A wizard is neither early, nor gay....

    • @ClockworkGearhead
      @ClockworkGearhead Рік тому +8

      All things in balance.

    • @serotonin.scavenger
      @serotonin.scavenger Рік тому +21

      @@baginatora this is canon
      Gay people get laid often
      Wizards derive their power from virginity
      Hence, wizards cannot be gay

    • @davidumansky9414
      @davidumansky9414 Рік тому +5

      @@serotonin.scavenger Then explain Dark Magic along with dark warlocks and necromancers, If what you say is true, then Some mages dabbled with the dark arts of getting laid in order to bend reality itself, leaving their virginity as a hollow shell of it's former owner.

  • @HyperNebula
    @HyperNebula Рік тому +43

    7:18 sadly enough that happened in real life where a rio of a tomcat passed away the same way as goose, it was a problem with the early variants of the tomcats canopy

    • @tetraxis3011
      @tetraxis3011 Рік тому +8

      The RÍO that died also had “goose” as his nickname. That’s why Goose is called as such in the movie.

  • @bravozulu0380
    @bravozulu0380 Рік тому +1195

    That top gear homage was inspiring.
    Edit: 800+ likes? erry noice

  • @livispuzzled
    @livispuzzled Рік тому +286

    Okay so i did the math. Not quite accurate but a Topkek is a small cake of sorts and one weighs 35 grams. One atom of Carbon weighs 1.994x10^-23. So roughly nine atoms of Carbon is 1.8x10^-22. If ten Topkek cakes are 350g, and nine atoms of C are a VERY miniscule number of grams, it’s safe to say High Boi liked top gun

    • @TheSnamwich
      @TheSnamwich Рік тому +19

      Holy shit. He did it. He actually fucking did it.

    • @aperson8025
      @aperson8025 Рік тому +4

      yes but, how about 9 mols of carbon

    • @420Pizza2
      @420Pizza2 Рік тому

      🤓

    • @Vestige_
      @Vestige_ Рік тому +3

      @@420Pizza2 "🤓"-🤓
      (I legit do not care)

    • @cerrr12
      @cerrr12 Рік тому

      legend lmao

  • @oliallendcs
    @oliallendcs Рік тому +6

    here is a random essay about the F-16 Viper, a multirole fighter aircraft developed by General Dynamics (now Lockheed Martin) for the United States Air Force. The F-16 Viper is known for its agility, speed, and advanced capabilities, making it a highly effective aircraft in air-to-air and air-to-ground missions.
    Overview of the F-16 Viper
    The F-16 Viper is a single-seat, single-engine aircraft that was first introduced in 1978. It was developed as a lightweight, high-performance fighter aircraft, capable of conducting air-to-air and air-to-ground missions. Since its introduction, the F-16 has been used by numerous countries around the world, and it has been continuously upgraded with new technologies and capabilities.
    The F-16 Viper is powered by a General Electric F110-GE-129 turbofan engine, which gives it a top speed of over Mach 2. The aircraft has a range of approximately 2,000 miles and a service ceiling of 50,000 feet. The F-16 Viper is also known for its exceptional maneuverability, which is due in part to its lightweight design and advanced fly-by-wire control system.
    Design and Capabilities of the F-16 Viper
    The F-16 Viper's design and capabilities are a result of its advanced technology and engineering. The aircraft features advanced avionics, including a multi-function display (MFD) and a heads-up display (HUD), which provide the pilot with a detailed view of the surrounding airspace. The MFD and HUD also allow the pilot to control and monitor the aircraft's weapons systems and other key systems.
    The F-16 Viper is also equipped with a range of weapons systems. The aircraft has nine external hardpoints, which can hold a variety of air-to-air and air-to-ground missiles, bombs, and rockets. The F-16 Viper can also carry a 20mm M61 Vulcan cannon, which is mounted internally and can fire up to 6,000 rounds per minute.
    Another key feature of the F-16 Viper is its advanced electronic warfare capabilities. The aircraft is equipped with an AN/ALR-56M radar warning receiver, which can detect and locate enemy radar emissions. The F-16 Viper also has an AN/ALQ-131 electronic countermeasure system, which can jam enemy radar systems and disrupt their communications.
    Role of the F-16 Viper in Modern Air Combat
    The F-16 Viper has played a significant role in modern air combat since its introduction in 1978. The aircraft has been used in a variety of missions, including air-to-air combat, air-to-ground strikes, and reconnaissance.
    One of the F-16 Viper's most notable combat missions was during Operation Desert Storm in 1991. The aircraft was used to conduct numerous air-to-air and air-to-ground missions, including suppression of enemy air defenses (SEAD) and close air support (CAS) missions. The F-16 Viper's agility and speed made it highly effective in these missions, and it played a significant role in the success of the operation.
    The F-16 Viper has also been used in a variety of training exercises and joint operations with other countries. The aircraft has been used to train pilots from numerous countries, and it has been used in joint operations with countries such as Israel and South Korea.
    In recent years, the F-16 Viper has been upgraded with new technologies and capabilities, including a new radar system and advanced electronic warfare systems. These upgrades have helped to keep the F-16 Viper a highly effective aircraft in modern air combat, and it is expected to continue to be used by numerous countries around the world for many years to come

  • @nuclear_slimebot
    @nuclear_slimebot Рік тому +271

    1:47 as a War Thunder player I immediately got that reference

  • @derEstefanius
    @derEstefanius Рік тому +176

    1. That wire is technically there but in the shown footage Maverick doesn't has his hook extended out, to catch the wire. So that means, even if he wanted to land on the carrier, he'd just dump his plane in the sea because he's simply too fast.
    2. The Canope whilst ejecting is suposed to fly away backwards. It has no propulsion, so it normally does that. But in this case the Jet isn't flying horizontly but instead is falling verticly down. Therefore the Canopy doesn't flew backwards as it is suposed to, but verticly up. In this position it blocked Goose in his way upwards, and therefore breaks his spine.

    • @majortellandrus2552
      @majortellandrus2552 Рік тому +12

      I keep scrolling comments looking for why Iceman wasn't the one in trouble cause he was flying like an ass and nobody has answered it yet 😭. I've always thought they both should've been at the trial, cause both were involved with the incident and were both potentially liable but of course the protagonist we're supposed to feel bad for is the one in trouble.

    • @mikethemaniac1
      @mikethemaniac1 Рік тому +18

      @@majortellandrus2552 Its' not Ice flying like an ass, it's a glaring technical flaw of the F-14A, which has underpowered and very sensitive Pratt and Whitney engines. The B (delivered the year after Topgun came out.) had General electric engines that had about double the dry thrust and like 25% more power in afterburner and wouldn't have flameouts as readily as Maverick's A model. Also, in the event of a flatspin, the pilot is supposed to jettison the canopy and allow three seconds for it to separate before initiating an ejection.

    • @Smorb42
      @Smorb42 Рік тому +1

      🤓

    • @neileapenninan8706
      @neileapenninan8706 Рік тому

      @@mikethemaniac1 Ah thats why

    • @bendingdemon6483
      @bendingdemon6483 Рік тому +2

      Actually, when landing on a ship, they go full throttle, that way if they fail to catch the wire or worse yet, the wire snaps, they have enough speed to take off again without nose diving into the sea

  • @kuhnville3145
    @kuhnville3145 Рік тому +155

    The canopy normally does get ejected away, but because of how flat spins work the canopy was shot straight up instead of getting ripped back by the air, allowing Goose to hit the canopy.

    • @TheUnimaterLp
      @TheUnimaterLp Рік тому +3

      Well actually :):
      The f14 Tompcat had a construcktion faliure, that caused such an event in this special case.

    • @kuhnville3145
      @kuhnville3145 Рік тому +1

      @@TheUnimaterLp
      According to the F-14 Tomcat Naval Air Training and Operating Procedures Standardization (NATOPS) flight manual:
      “The aircraft is equipped with an automatic electronically sequenced command escape system incorporating two Navy aircrew common ejection seat (SJU-17(V) 3/A (pilot) and SJU-17(V) 4/A (RIO)) rocket-assisted ejection seats.
      “Both seats are identical in operation and differ only in nozzle direction of their lateral thrust motors, which provide a divergent ejection trajectory away from the aircraft path.
      “When either crewmember initiates the command escape system, the canopy is ballistically jettisoned and each crewmember is ejected in a preset-time sequence. The RIO is ejected to the left and the pilot to the right.
      “Safe escape is provided for most combinations of aircraft altitude, speed, attitude and flightpath within an envelope from zero airspeed, zero altitude in a substantially level attitude to a maximum speed of 600 KCAS.”
      Chesire continues;
      “Normally, within the ejection sequence, the canopy will automatically be blown off before the crews ejection seats fire. With forward airspeed, the canopy will always be well behind the aircraft when the RIO’s ejection seat fires.
      “However a flat spin provides a peculiar problem. Because there is no significant forward airspeed in the spin, the canopy is not blown behind the aircraft. Worse, there exists a partial vacuum just above a flat spin aircraft that can capture and hold a canopy in place above the aircraft. So when the RIO ejects, there is a strong chance he will impact the canopy hovering above. This has actually happened in real life.
      “To solve this problem, aircrews were advised to jettison the canopy early, and not wait for it in the ejection sequence. This would give a little more time for the canopy to move beyond the aircraft. There was a handle if pulled, would automatically jettison the canopy. This was totally separate from the seat ejection system.”
      Basically do your research before you pull out the “uhm akchtually” next time. Also learn how to spell construction lol

    • @Windows7era
      @Windows7era 6 місяців тому

      Didn’t Ward Carroll say this scene was fake and just for dramatic effect?

    • @kuhnville3145
      @kuhnville3145 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Windows7era mfer I don't even know what my comment was about anymore this was more than a year ago

  • @thirdgen377
    @thirdgen377 Рік тому +156

    Hey High Boi. I served and worked on a flight deck of a carrier and what you saw was called a "Touch and Go". This is done by keeping the tail hook up so it won't catch a cable and pilots do these Touch and Go's in practice. So, yes, they can most definitely do that.

    • @architakumar2579
      @architakumar2579 Рік тому +1

      Source? 😈

    • @julianle1803
      @julianle1803 Рік тому

      @@architakumar2579 Who

    • @tro775
      @tro775 Рік тому

      @@architakumar2579 jus type navy pilots touch and go

    • @tro775
      @tro775 Рік тому

      I can also confirm this upon serving on the HMS Elizabeth

    • @TheHeavyDead420
      @TheHeavyDead420 Рік тому +1

      You did the exact thing High Boi mocking you for 😂😂😂

  • @IrishTuffer
    @IrishTuffer Рік тому +44

    2:06 why was that so specific 😳

  • @raavn.
    @raavn. Рік тому +5

    Literally GOLD content, I discovered your channel 3 weeks ago, and I've binged all of your videos. Highboi

  • @hisisters8191
    @hisisters8191 Рік тому +311

    Lol I love that he censored out his curse words in the beginning but then got lazy in the middle😂

    • @Heron11177
      @Heron11177 Рік тому

      I think this is because UA-cam's algorithm demonetize your video if it has curse words right at the beginning

    • @haka-katyt7439
      @haka-katyt7439 Рік тому +85

      Its cuz if you swear in the beginning your video immediately gets demonitized

    • @RadekCrazy1
      @RadekCrazy1 Рік тому +8

      I love the YEE sound effect he used for censoring

    • @Yes_im.a-lordpeacock
      @Yes_im.a-lordpeacock Рік тому +2

      ​@@RadekCrazy1 it's og from a random meme on land Before time

  • @Schlaturn
    @Schlaturn Рік тому +61

    The f14 is considered one of the most capable fighters in the Navy. The f14 that Mav flew was the F14A, which was known to be exposed to compression stalls due to it's TF30 engine. The fan blades on this engine would break free when there was a change in airflow, causing these fighters to fall into flat spins.
    The reason why Goose ejected right into the canopy was because the canopy hovered over the fighter as the aircraft fell vertically.

    • @tolnaijudit6427
      @tolnaijudit6427 Рік тому +3

      we got that guy

    • @rbcorle4973
      @rbcorle4973 Рік тому

      Erm actually…

    • @salzwurst3026
      @salzwurst3026 Рік тому

      I’ve heard that certain pilots could recover their planes from an flat spin

    • @Schlaturn
      @Schlaturn Рік тому +4

      @@salzwurst3026 i never said it was impossible, it is incredibly difficult for pilots to recover from them

  • @franz643
    @franz643 Рік тому +29

    Fun fact flying below the Hard deck is basically the same as flying into the ground so when he said he was under the harddeck for only a few seconds it only takes a fraction of a second to crash and burn 10/10

    • @charlieb1575
      @charlieb1575 7 місяців тому +1

      I always thought this and I never understood the movie here. It's a wargame, and to be safe they say "alright pretend the ground is at a thousand feet, that's the hard deck.' so then what does only being under the hard deck for a few seconds even mean? You bounced your jet against the ground and grinded the fuselage along the pavement for only a few seconds?

    • @M60A3
      @M60A3 5 місяців тому

      @@charlieb1575but they never adressed how jester decided to go below the hard deck

  • @warnershetler5796
    @warnershetler5796 Рік тому +371

    This is for the 40 y/o men who watched Maverick and loved it but never saw the original

    • @Power5
      @Power5 Рік тому +41

      That is not a man then. How could any man over 40 not have seen the original?

    • @warnershetler5796
      @warnershetler5796 Рік тому +2

      Retired men who were in the air force who now live on a farm near the Mojave desert

    • @pgbrown12084
      @pgbrown12084 Рік тому

      In all its homo-erotic glory.

    • @ickd8890
      @ickd8890 Рік тому +8

      Make that 14 yo

    • @reilysmith5187
      @reilysmith5187 Рік тому +2

      I had never watched it but decided to watch it before the sequel. The differences where stark.

  • @SomeonePostedThis
    @SomeonePostedThis Рік тому +636

    This guy never fails to entertain us😂

    • @Vixiene.
      @Vixiene. Рік тому +4

      I agree with this comment much more then my teacher agreeing that im dumb

    • @Madboiwastaken
      @Madboiwastaken Рік тому +22

      this comment never fails to be unoriginal

    • @snxxzz
      @snxxzz Рік тому +5

      bro ain’t even watch the video

    • @ConvexFX
      @ConvexFX Рік тому +4

      🤖

  • @kv-1iv230
    @kv-1iv230 Рік тому +4

    9:37
    You're right. F-5's (aka the "MiG-28") and F-14 had flares.

  • @jacie805
    @jacie805 Рік тому +34

    Man somehow gets all the best parts of the movie and spoil the end in under 10 seconds. What a legend

  • @tonyman905
    @tonyman905 Рік тому +42

    My face when The migs are actually F5s and all the jets never used flares :

    • @Metapilot329
      @Metapilot329 Рік тому +2

      yeo

    • @Metapilot329
      @Metapilot329 Рік тому +1

      yep*

    • @salzwurst3026
      @salzwurst3026 Рік тому +1

      Bro so true just so true…

    • @russman3787
      @russman3787 Рік тому +1

      Also when missle armed jets start fighting at extremely close ranges. In reality they would be kilometers apart.

  • @aghostofrazgriz5137
    @aghostofrazgriz5137 Рік тому +2

    As a Pilot, im not gonna be Technical, idgaf about the Specifics, just the Aircraft Procedures.
    If the aircraft are Close Enough, the Radar Band will Identify as a Singular, Bigger Contact. This trick is used in Modern combat quite extensively. You called that one, spot on my dude.
    The Cables and Hooks arnt an Exact Science, it is possible to touch down a few feet too early and "Bounce" Your Tailhook over the Wires and not catch them. This is why you always see a plane landing on the Carrier Immediately go Full Throttle, in case he missed the Wires, its called a "Bolter" and the pilot must take off and try again. HOWEVER, in film he was Full Snag, Hook down, ON 3 wire and took off again. Not possible.
    You explained the Hard Deck to a T. Spot On.
    The Wingman isnt a Position really, its a Role. The Wingman is supposed to be Leads Extra Pair of Eyes, so while Lead is Engaging a Bandit, 2 can keep eyes on his Tail and make sure He wont get shot down, and if their is something presenting Danger to the Flight Lead, its the Wingmans Job to Kill It and keep the Flight Lead Safe. So, no, you cannot do that. Again, pretty good man. Im impressed.
    Gooses Death, while RARE, was an Issue on the F-14s. In this event, they fly through Dirty Air, and Compressor Stall the Engines, forcing them into a Flat Spin. They are Falling STRAIGHT down, no forward Travel at all. Upon Ejection, the Canopy, the Glass, Got stuck in the Wake Turbulence that the Body of the Aircraft Generated, its like a HUDE Low Pressure area on the Top side of the Jet, that Did Not allow the Canopy to Clear the Airstream before the Seat Rockets Fired. IRL, this process only takes Fractions of a Second. However, this exact thing HAS killed Real F-14 Rios before. (Rio if the guy in the Backseat, Pilot is Up Front.)
    So, when they get deployed, and Hollywood and Ice are on their Flight, Mav is on the Boat in what is called BARCAT. Hes Hooked up to the Catapult already, Engines On, Electrics Off. SHOULD another aircraft be needed, the BARCAT can be scrambled and AIRBORNE in Under 3 min. This is a Thing because you only have 4 points you can launch a Jet off of on a Carrier, and 2 of those CANNOT be used when Landing Aircraft. SO, instead of Having a Line of Planes across the Deck waiting to Take Off, they have one Ready to go and have 1 catapult Ready for Other Aircraft After the BARCAT. Its the Navy Equivalent of "Keeping One In The Chamber".
    Sorry for a Long Post, BUT, You Called that my man. Your Aircraft Trivia was 9 outta 10. You should Consider Aviation, my friend.

  • @itsfrxsty5820
    @itsfrxsty5820 Рік тому +62

    Yo this mans editing and commentary style is amazing love this and when i get paid i plan to purchase a patron

    • @itsfrxsty5820
      @itsfrxsty5820 Рік тому +1

      No way i got a heart from my literal favorite creator omg screenshot time

    • @ethancarey3999
      @ethancarey3999 Рік тому

      The fact that he doesn’t edit out the mistake he makes is golden

  • @notchwatches
    @notchwatches Рік тому +186

    We later find out Maverick is a God pretending to be a pilot when he survives a Mach-10 breakup.

    • @joec.457
      @joec.457 Рік тому +1

      Proof?

    • @stevemc01
      @stevemc01 Рік тому +15

      TG: Maverick?

    • @notchwatches
      @notchwatches Рік тому +2

      @@stevemc01 Yup.

    • @maximummac223
      @maximummac223 Рік тому +11

      Ik its an unrealistic scene, but I think its a perfect example of the audience understanding something and letting it go for the sake of the scene, and it really worked.

    • @luxqk
      @luxqk Рік тому +7

      @@maximummac223 I could very well be wrong, but i have 2 options on how this could've been realistic:
      Option 1: Just like the F-111, the Darkstar had an escape module which allowed the pilot to be ejected safely.
      Option 2: The air pressure at very high altitudes (Maverick was flying at 24 thousand meters (around 80k feet) is very low and he maybe could've survived (This might be completely wrong tho)

  • @bigman-goat
    @bigman-goat Рік тому +10

    1:35 I saw this on a tiktok but when pilots land and connect to a cable they go full throttle so they can take off again if they need to

  • @phlosen7854
    @phlosen7854 Рік тому +11

    2:54 the struggle is real. Thanks for that edit :)

  • @isabellanotaworry9156
    @isabellanotaworry9156 Рік тому +90

    My new mission in life is to wait until Pewdiepie uploads another video, and send "High Boi sends his congrats on the new baby".

  • @ThermonuclearICBM
    @ThermonuclearICBM 2 місяці тому +1

    1:15 the F-14 that Mav and Goose were flying has twin vertical stabilisers and the bogey has 1 so they wouldnt collide as the 1 goes in between the 2 :))

  • @kotm2021
    @kotm2021 Рік тому +18

    According to director Tony Scott, the enemy in Top Gun is actually supposed to be North Korea, but they redacted those lines, to keep tensions between America and North Korea clean, during the Cold War

  • @lief3414
    @lief3414 Рік тому +12

    "He throws goose's dog tags off the ship thinking he's in Titanic." - Good one.

  • @Postedyt
    @Postedyt Рік тому +12

    Bruh I clicked on this because I thought it was gonna be Top Gear 😭

  • @bottleandscrap7626
    @bottleandscrap7626 Рік тому +21

    1:52 made me laugh so hard since there is someone like this

  • @indyjons321
    @indyjons321 Рік тому +82

    Mav could have throttled up just before touching down to overshoot the wires and go around.
    Flat spins are real, and the F-14 was known for them. (Especially with one engine, due to the large change in center of thrust.
    If you fly close enough together its theoretically possible to appear as one aircraft. At least with radar from the 1980s.

    • @nath9091
      @nath9091 Рік тому +4

      Not military but I thought standard procedure was to go full throttle on touchdown in case you need to go around again e.g. missed or broken wire. The wire is designed to stop you even on full throttle if you do hook it.

    • @joshdengate4414
      @joshdengate4414 Рік тому +1

      he pulls up his tailhook at last second

    • @mrcloud234
      @mrcloud234 Рік тому +2

      And the "Migs" are not Migs they are F-5C's/F-5E's

  • @kingbob6622
    @kingbob6622 Рік тому +5

    8:52
    reason they can send anyone out for ten minutes or more is because they have to retract the catapult and also the line up a plane perfectly

  • @lazulenoc6863
    @lazulenoc6863 Рік тому +10

    Iceman: You're gonna get people killed for your dangerous moves, Mav.
    Iceman soon after: *Gets Goose killed because he was being dangerous.*

  • @dmg524
    @dmg524 Рік тому +51

    Great as always,
    Just perfect humor xD
    Best way to enjoy the evening!

    • @joec.457
      @joec.457 Рік тому

      His mic sucks. Now

    • @bucherwurm5344
      @bucherwurm5344 Рік тому

      Couldn´t have said it better, there needs to be an ultra-like button for this video

  • @David-xc9ie
    @David-xc9ie Рік тому +8

    - Sees the movie
    - forgets movie
    - watches highboi
    - ah shit thats what it was about

  • @toganium4175
    @toganium4175 Рік тому +79

    Therapist: borzoi plane doesn’t exist, it can’t hurt you.
    Borzoi plane:

  • @skzloverfr
    @skzloverfr Рік тому +27

    6:00 clearly High Boy is jealous

  • @geoe1856
    @geoe1856 4 місяці тому +1

    the top gear and top gun joke was literally accurate since I didn't know what top gun was and I thought it was top gear but for planes or just military stuff

  • @RPGwitdabeam
    @RPGwitdabeam Рік тому +24

    3:35 he must be a warthunder player

  • @mrbattery8928
    @mrbattery8928 Рік тому +26

    6:43 pewdiepie RGB Baby🤣🤣

  • @persona9670
    @persona9670 Рік тому +19

    1:41
    GEEK TIME!
    Ok so @High Boi when a naval plane lands on a carrier like that they always throttle to full power in case the didnt catch the wire, and my guess is mav caught either the 1st or 4th cable, but even though the arresting cable is really fuckin strong, that can still happen

  • @meappig7952
    @meappig7952 Рік тому +8

    The top gear references and "fight me" made me rupture my intestine laughing lol

    • @meappig7952
      @meappig7952 Рік тому

      Gave me trauma from when my mate made me go on eyeblech

  • @pyrothedragon1282
    @pyrothedragon1282 Рік тому +13

    9:37 yes, the jets did have flares but in this close of a range flares wouldn't do a lot + the reaction timing would be very slow

    • @arya493
      @arya493 Рік тому +1

      So your the guy high Boi was talking about the whole video

    • @pyrothedragon1282
      @pyrothedragon1282 Рік тому +3

      @@arya493 I am

    • @JuiceyBeverage
      @JuiceyBeverage Рік тому +2

      ​@@pyrothedragon1282 He is Him

  • @eggdog2807
    @eggdog2807 Рік тому +2

    That thumbnail is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen

  • @hbm7350
    @hbm7350 Рік тому +14

    6:59 this meme Sums up the whole movie; review Maverick next

  • @draiocht1979
    @draiocht1979 Рік тому +18

    7:13 I ain’t a army nerd but I do know that the canopy is supposed to pop off like 3 seconds before your chair launches

    • @gordoncordon9779
      @gordoncordon9779 Рік тому

      Not really, canopies are retarded

    • @anneke_yep2407
      @anneke_yep2407 Рік тому +3

      Older planes had worse ejection safety mechanics. Another fact, if in a plane with more than 4 people, there is a model that will eject each person on a timer so as to prevent them hitting each other. However this has caused individuals to die as they were crashing from a low altitude and didn’t have enough time to eject. I believe a similar thing happened near the naval air station I live by

  • @kraanz
    @kraanz 6 місяців тому +1

    I love that the movie starts with a wall of text with a grammar error in it. Some idiot doesn't know the difference between "insure" and "ensure."

  • @roxandlol_1272
    @roxandlol_1272 Рік тому +4

    This is the best movie recap so far. Love seeing you expand a bit on your video formula and adding more jokes

  • @bnjmnmthws
    @bnjmnmthws Рік тому +27

    For the viewers at home, High Boi made passionate love to Goose in an airplane, and the cable is 23 meters away unless it isn't.

  • @tevatlonmeyers3849
    @tevatlonmeyers3849 Рік тому +14

    They missed their hands at 6:07😂

  • @HexonDevelopment
    @HexonDevelopment Рік тому +7

    So can we all agree that at this point High Boi does not pick random numbers for his ratings but rather uses his infinite IQ to come up with some crazy E=mc² level of math wizardry to end up with these numbers all in an effort to see if we have to capability to match his genius.

  • @anatoli.e.
    @anatoli.e. Рік тому +6

    The thumbnail is a piece of art

  • @Mjolnir5826
    @Mjolnir5826 Рік тому +5

    I don’t know why but I absolutely love this dude and all the shit he posts. It’s hilarious and I can just watch his entire channel and never get bored. Thanks for your content bro.

  • @xero5773
    @xero5773 Рік тому +23

    As an air cadet this is funny as hell

  • @airbus7373
    @airbus7373 Рік тому +4

    Top Gun and High Boi: the crossover nobody asked for, yet we all needed.

  • @ibrainskills2510
    @ibrainskills2510 Рік тому +1

    Bro I am addicted to this guy's bad word sensor sound effect.
    I need a file of this sound NOW.

  • @FillyCheesteak
    @FillyCheesteak Рік тому +17

    3:47
    “Smaller Nimbler Jets”
    A-4 Skyhawks turn like a bus
    They wouldn’t stand half a testicle’s chance against an F-14

    • @charlenehidalgo6558
      @charlenehidalgo6558 Рік тому

      War Thunder disagrees... Go to War Thunder su57 men over from top gun mavrick

  • @ShadowReaper-pu2hx
    @ShadowReaper-pu2hx Рік тому +8

    I think Maverick getting laid really hit High Boi in the jealousy section of his brain.

  • @SecreterPlays
    @SecreterPlays Рік тому +2

    I love the top gear intro…. Very nostalgic ❤

  • @ren-9769
    @ren-9769 Рік тому +4

    I had a shitty day, luckily there's a video of the Highest Boi ever to make me happi once again

  • @TheCheeseburgerJudgesYou
    @TheCheeseburgerJudgesYou Рік тому +7

    9:00 they might have only sent 1 plane because they thought that it might result in a beyond visual range fight, and not a dogfight. It still doesn’t make complete sense though.

  • @chlorophyll6154
    @chlorophyll6154 Рік тому +1

    That Top Gear opening was so good, I missed those 3 high brit bois

  • @catbomb9960
    @catbomb9960 Рік тому +8

    About those cables, at least with the planes I worked with, you need to extend the hook to catch the cable for it to work. That's why they can use the same runway for both takeoff and landing despite the cable.

    • @dm12e
      @dm12e 3 місяці тому

      Do you have any classified documents? Perchance

  • @Te_Barbell_Bard
    @Te_Barbell_Bard Рік тому +4

    I would just like to point out how much I would love to see High Boi explain the Back To The Future trilogy.

  • @biggmonke8057
    @biggmonke8057 Рік тому +2

    High Boi is the only man on Earth who can make huge criticisms and still think its a good movie.

  • @omg123fofo
    @omg123fofo Місяць тому +5

    0:27 the plane is a f5

  • @truefractal2659
    @truefractal2659 Рік тому +7

    I don't understand how you are this funny. Like, you have such a unique sense of humor and perhaps this is cringy or whatever but genuinely, I am so happy to have found your channel.

  • @gamerboyfantasy2580
    @gamerboyfantasy2580 Рік тому +1

    The thing is I love this is because my name is Maverick and it's especially you just saying my Name is just really cool to me

  • @outatime626
    @outatime626 Рік тому +20

    1:56 I study military tech and the wire would catch the plane and prevent it from taking off again. If he didn’t have his hook down, he could take off again like that as long as there wasn’t a plane on the side catapults.

    • @mbrusyda9437
      @mbrusyda9437 Рік тому +1

      Why didn't he have his hook down if he's planning to land? Are you supposed to put them down only right before attachment or something?

  • @sladehd6197
    @sladehd6197 Рік тому +16

    Probably ghost perk from cod 0:45

  • @blocksource4192
    @blocksource4192 Рік тому +1

    I kind of wanted you to explain the entire video like a top gear episode.
    "And tonight, we are looking at the man who flew over mach 10"

  • @AnAcutallyNormalPerson
    @AnAcutallyNormalPerson Рік тому +11

    1:10 it’s called *rudder*

  • @jlzdoesvideos
    @jlzdoesvideos Рік тому +6

    fun fact: my dad was in the place they were filming this, and they thought he was in the movie because he was wearing something the characters would wear. we were almost famous. :(

  • @anti351
    @anti351 Рік тому +1

    ok but literally that thumbnail is a masterpiece

  • @vitorkoelho
    @vitorkoelho Рік тому +7

    3:44 Im dead 💀💀💀💀

  • @prr_studios1641
    @prr_studios1641 Рік тому +10

    4:45 it’s oside thing. You have to live there to understand

  • @ThatStrangeUnknown
    @ThatStrangeUnknown 6 місяців тому +1

    High Boy: "And a clear riv-"
    The Ad I got: GUNS

  • @wingedfish1175
    @wingedfish1175 Рік тому +10

    7:31 it really should though

  • @loustalk8227
    @loustalk8227 Рік тому +12

    6:53 agreed dude. It's weird but I am very happy for PewDiePie as well

  • @Apple_Beshy
    @Apple_Beshy Рік тому +1

    1:42 he predicted the airman guard leak lmao

  • @BenStudios167
    @BenStudios167 Рік тому +3

    9:27 The reason there's so much reciclying is because the navy didn't allow them to shoot more than 2 missiles

    • @gamsssreal
      @gamsssreal Рік тому

      In fact a fake explosion looked so real the Navy opened an investigation on it

  • @elioallen2386
    @elioallen2386 5 місяців тому +3

    9:43 Flares wouldn't be effective cuz they are radar locking their missiles and not locking with heat

  • @alexandersmith2877
    @alexandersmith2877 Рік тому +1

    Not only is it radar, but it’s 1986 military radar so good luck ever understanding it

  • @Power5
    @Power5 Рік тому +6

    9:32 aktsually they were saving all the flares for the sequel. I am not sure the exact flare count on a F-18 or SU-57 but I am sure it is less than the number that was dumped in the movie for each missile.

  • @nickraptor3035
    @nickraptor3035 Рік тому +15

    2:00 ...huh...alrighty /j

  • @ceciloboeist2132
    @ceciloboeist2132 Рік тому +1

    the f-14 actually did have an ejection error when ejecting in a flatspin which was often deadly

  • @AldrickExGladius
    @AldrickExGladius Рік тому +7

    8:40 I cant believe you had nothing to say about the ass on the side of dudes helmet

    • @SleepyPopups.Unedited
      @SleepyPopups.Unedited Рік тому +2

      Oh yeah, i forgot that Wood's helmet design had that buttcheeks in the sides (it was kissed aswell :-;)

  • @oggolbat7932
    @oggolbat7932 Рік тому +7

    1:48 WAR THUNDER GAMERS BE LIKE. Honestly the "release classified military information for the sake of accuracy" situation is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

  • @Skrotiz85
    @Skrotiz85 Рік тому

    This might be the best I've seen in a long time.
    Haven't laughed so much since the Reenacted with Bunnies Videos back in the days.
    Great job! Definitely subscribing this.

  • @nerfshooter4216
    @nerfshooter4216 Рік тому +17

    0:12 Correction: They had some pilots that were good (1940-50's) they got bad (1960's) we sent them to be gooder (1970-80's)