Cats explained by an idiot
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Already saw it but forgot some of it and too lazy to watch it all again?
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Just saw the movie but wanna see some youtube videos about it?
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It’s a miracle how he sacrificed his eyes, brain cells, and life to watch this movie and made it out alive
Think about the cutting time too. Oh (high) boi, thats much more time then just watch the movie.
his eyes are already so bloodshot and cracked they can tolerate an abnormal amount of pain and he is so high all the fuckin time that his brain can tolerate something like this.
he is the chosen one
@@theGazzer he really is
Bro was probably dead by the time he finished the movie but made a deal with the devil to come back here to make this video for us peasants.
u remember that last braincell ppl be talking about?
yep, gone now
Can we take a moment to appreciate high boi’s bravery for watching this for us
Respect
I coul barely finish this reaction
yes
man made a sacrifice for us all
A true comment
High Boi's rant/breakdown at 1:14 rly goes places and is pure art, you can't convince me otherwise.
i laughed like hell 😂
As a musical lover, I laughed my ass off
that bit was pure poetry ngl
full respect that NOT ONLY you sat through the whole movie but you actually managed to follow the plot and understand what is going on when you had to look at these god awful characters for almost 2 hours straight. incredible. just incredible. you are a messiah of the movie world.
I mean, the story isn't hard to keep up with lol. Pretty basic story honestly. If they had just made it look like the stage show tbh it would have been so much better.
@@Schnipps ill be honest i had to watch the stage version with my school class and even the teachers went out of it agreeing it was a mistake to watch
Let's all give a round of applause for his bravery.
Yeah shit was a nightmare to watch
🫡
👏👏👏
Bro took one for the team.
*cutely stomps paws in the floor :3
What baffles me the most is, that there were people who had to pitch this movie idea, people who worked on the script, directors, actors, editors, marketing department and whatnot, and during all that process, all that work, not a single soul voiced the thought of "what the actual f*ck are we doing here?"
ever seen sausage party? watch that, then come back and take a look at what you commented and ask yourself, "what i said here, does the Society really care about it??"
Pitchmeeting:
"The stage play brought in 3.5 billion Dollars"
"Sold !"
To be honest, the stage musical is already weird as hell, yet it became a huge hit. The movie just emphasized its bad parts while underplaying what good bits it has.
@@s.m.hassan226 God no
I've seen a total of 2 minutes and I never wanted to hear of it again.
the minimum wage workers were too scared to lose their only source of income by giving good advice instead of "follow orders, get job done, rinse and repeat"
My mom showed me the original DVD for the musical and I loved it. It was so weird and fantastical and fun. Then this came out and IMMEDIATELY I knew they didn't understand what Cats was really about. It's all big celebrity names and CGI and acting like cats. I asked one of my friends about it, who went to go see it, and she said she felt "creatively drained," like the film sapped all inspiration and ability to create from her. Everyone knows this movie is awful, even fans of the original musical.
god.
please help us.
Thankful someone respects musicals, high boi has a point but clearly has never been to a professional quality play before. The cats movie was a complete disaster and gives musicals a bad name.
As someone who was in a local production I don't count the movie as Cats. You need lycra and legwarmers for Cats, or else I and every other performer has suffered Cats-specific costuming trauma for nothing.
fr though I want to know who decided Cats fans wanted this. The recorded production is perfect.
@@oakenclientmusicals suck, especially “Cats”
0:49 at this rate I am going to need the fire department. A tiny fire extinguisher is not going to help…
Rest in peace High Boi, your sacrifice for this movie was appreciated
Daniel give me coffee
Daniel give me coffee
Daniel give me coffee
Daniel give me coffee
Daniel give him coffee
High boi never dissapoints with his bravery to withstand such high amounts of pain
With the amount of Weed in his system, I'm pretty sure he can survive anything.
7:05 I was eating a tomato and saw the crying cat in the background. Now my phone is covered with tomato.
eating a tomato like a apple? If yes I’m very concerned
Yessir
ಠ_ಠ
Bro, how else would you eat a tomato??
Bruh
The production value on this video is amazing, the fire effects, the realistic hands, the bending elbows. Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. I can't say the same for this video's topic however.
it's just graphics
acting is another issue
Someone give this man every medal for his service, his sacrifice, and his bravery
Yes
bro just experienced vietnam, ww1 and 2 in one sitting
Purple Heart for the 3rd degree eyes burn
Yeah
This man did not deserve to suffer like this,I will forever respect the balls of gosh darn titanium that you have for suffering through this,I hope you can recover from this tragedy.
Gosh darn 🤓
At least the furries had fun
@@helldivenews Even they didn't like this movie
@@helldivenews and that’s a good thing considering what they put him through?
@@NerfMason No, it's not
10:57. HOLLY FUCK 😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣
He rated it 6/10, he SHOULD BE DRAGGED TO HELL
6:36 I thought that was albert einstein the first time I looked at it
WHAT xdddddd
This man is the bravest man I have ever seen, and the most resilient one, he had to sit through 1 hour and 50 minutes of pure pain just for us.
That's a naive estimation. He also had to sift through it at least once more to grab the clips that make up the video. This means he had to observe the movie at least twice.
I know the pain for me it wasnt the cats movie but the Musical in school and even our teachers came out of there not having enjoyed a Single second of it
@@lforlight Indeed. Truly a brave man
The things this man does for us. He deserves a damn award.
Bro deserves a metal of honour.
@@YourRichFriend1829 what metal would that be? iron? steel? aluminum?
@@tmka660 I think aluminum might look the best, gold is a bit overrated, but that’s just my opinion.
@@tmka660 Adamantium
7:10 so your wasted then
No he drank like 50 bottles XD
8:27 🤣lmao magical Mr Mcstraponleese
All jokes aside, I agree to your opinion of this entire movie. Why can’t the cats musical movie be a 3D animated movie where animals walk, talk and sing like the characters in the Dreamworks Madagascar movies? It’s not that hard to not use ugly CGI on starring celebrities!
All of us, every single viewer here, know your pain, and we are as pained as you are. Thank you for putting the sacrifice of listening and hearing all the bullstuff and simplifying it for us, you true peacekeeper.
Fr he is a hero
Not for me, I'd wish I've never seen that video. Didn't even knew that movie and I want it to be like that again.
@@DrReinardReihnart I feel you.
Nah I don't know anything about that much pain because I never hated myself enough to watch the movie
Bullshit*
Let’s give him a round of applause for sitting there and watching this monstrosity for us 😂
"This movie gets an Auchweitz out of a Unit 731."
I shouldn't laugh so hard at this line, but LMAO! Best review ever. I laughed the whole time and rewatched it immediately. Too good. Thank you! 😂😂😂
I don’t really have words for how much I respect you for subjecting yourself to this actual crime of a ‘film’. You’ve provided people everywhere w a means to safely quell their morbid curiosity, thank you for your sacrifice ❤
im so glad i dont have to suffer watching this movie because high boi did it for me
HIGH BOI IS A WARRIOR
Same here he a legend
He save us all
welp he sacrificed his eyes to help us
immortal he is
Thank you High Boi for going through this pain for us. 🙏
"F" in chat for HighBoi watching this... "mega ghey shit" 😂
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1:40 and I just want to set my eyes on fire
The creation of Cats was the last straw of all last straws for humanity.
I think this is one of the only times I’ve actually felt sorry for High Boi. I mean, the first 5 minutes made me wanna die. High Boi, you’ve got a lot of plot armor or something, if you can retain anything after this
only the first five minutes? i wanted to die all 11 minutes
i may be a furry but this movie is not okay. it needs to die. i will do something bad if the producers and everyone involved voluntarily doesnt burn in hell, the film theory has given me anxiety and this gave me nightmares.
@@agrimmlock6853 omg saaame, yas kween slayy great minds think aliiiike yaassssssssss
high boi is the main character fr
I hated every second of it for a different reason
No amount of Highness can make this movie watchable, this is just pure endurance
1:26 I love how he does the same things as musicals😂
Saying big word to convey a simple point😂
Me at the beginning: this can’t be so bad, it’s about cats :)
Me at 00:32: I desperately want to die
Man, I didn't know if it would live up to the negative press but holy shit that's terrible. Thank you so much for only subjecting me to it for like 8 minutes instead of hours and making it funnier to distract me from the pain ❤
Bro he better have illegally streamed that because they don’t deserve a penny that shit needs to never happen again
Dude it really was worse than I expected and my expectations had already hit bedrock
Gsusgues Dundee
Lonely engineer 59
@@DisorientedWanderer sameee, i was like no way it can be that bad - and then it was worse
"A cat is not a dog"
no truer words have ever been said
CatDog is crying
What about DogCat?
Cat is smart and independent.
They're not dumb. I mean some are dumb. But the general image is, cats are smart. And often associated with some cunning smart stealthy villain thing.
@@DBT1007 Cats know exactly what they are doing. They know the right ratio of providing comfort to get what they want.
Chihuahuas are like the cats of the dog world. Except they are just pure evil. As if Satan himself burned away everything good about a dog and just left the tiny little bit of hatred for mankind that dogs feel, refined it, maximized it by 1000% and then just put it into one tiny little hellspawn of a dog. Their shits are equally as cancerous as the dog itself where I work at a resident care facility so I constantly smell full grown old people shit all the time. I would rather deal with that for 8 hours than to deal with chihuahua shit for 5 minutes.
But I guess they are kind of cute when they aren't hoping for your demise.
Also, no cat looks like THAT!
"What a horrible day to have eyes" sums this movie up just about perfectly
He doesn't feel his burning eyes anymore, he already experienced the worst of the worst human monstrosities ever created.
I cringed just seeing the fraction that he provided us. I can only imagine how much suffering High Boi went through
A hero we didn't need but he still did what is needed for content. What a hero.
Man, you're not only hilarious, but also very kind! You sacrificed your eyes and brain cells just to save us from watching this monstrosity! Thank you!
dude, i love how the irritation is palpable. thank you for putting my exact feelings into words for me.
My sister and I gifted my grandma a cinema visit in the year this came out
Granny loves cats, so she chose this.
I wasn't aware of what movie we actually went to see.
I had to endure this on the big screen. It was a pain.
Damn
Did your granny like it tho?
@@Ludra64 She went to see it a second time in cinema a few days later
@@leon.brocki SAVE YOUR GRANDMA BEFORE ITS TOOOOO FUCKINGGGGG LATE
@@leon.brocki I’d say she’s the chosen one… but whatever she’s chosen for is not good
I’ve never heard high boi so frustrated while explaining a movie before but it makes sense for it to be this monstrosity
Well the movie is a war crime so what did u expect
Your videos are always funny, I also like that you specifically point out the stupidity of some of the scenes like the sun rising in a different stop
Every time I find another one of your vids it always makes my night. Never stop high boi
thank you for your sacrifice, high boi. we appreciate you enduring this content in place of us
Daniel give me coffee
Daniel give me coffee
I saw this movie in theater in a group of friends. It's a memory none of us can ever forget. Thank you for sharing this experience with us. We all applaud your determination.
Bruh same. Biggest mistake ever.
my cousin forced me to watch a theater version of this movie with me. somehow, she likes it
To be fair, you all now have an unforgettable moments with your friends or family 😂
@@Goldjoni if her internet history ever comes up in a conversation. RUN
@@brodyport6395but truly an experience that must be lived to understand.
I love how he make a weird sound from cringes to death but I love it Lol
I always enjoy your videos. Put alot of good work into it. Thanks
Bruh you explained this better than the writers when they made the story
The dedication this man put for us is unreal.
"meow for me"
director: "bet"
I can feel brain cells dying even over this filtered summary, so props to you who was brave enough to watch it directly
we will honor him for not only his bravery but his self-sacrifice
I admire this man in every way possible. Not only did he sacrifice his eyes, ears, brain cells, mental wellbeing, sanity. He also endured the most painful thing a human can ever experience. It is more painful than being stung by a Box Jellyfish. It is more painful than stepping on a Stonefish. It is even more painful than being burnt alive. What was that incredibly painful thing he endured you may ask? It was watching the absolute worst and cringiest movie to ever come into existence. High Boi is truely the Highest Boi to ever roam the universe. May he be protected by the worst tragedies the world may throw at us.
You really have a liking to sea creatures and pain it seems. I wonder if this movie is way worse than Scapism, or Audio Torture (feat.Shephard's Tone/Baby crying) x Water torture
You forgot about radiation poisoning and drowning.
2:50 naw even we don’t want this💀
Frrr 😂😂
I haven't ever not enjoyed your videos man. Keep it up
Give this man a Oscar for being a brave soul and explaining this.
no bring him the noble price here
You either have to watch this with friends, or have seen it in the theatre. Best theatre experience I've ever had. Let me explain:
I saw this movie around the time it released, because my friend and I heard that this movie was going to have a patch after a few weeks. You hear me? A fucking PATCH, like it's a video game! This piqued our interest enough to see it twice (they just added extra fur or something, whatever, it's not important). The second time, we dragged my mom, brother, and other friend to the theatre, where behind us was another group. And boy... was it a good time! My friend and I reveled in how dumbfounded my family and other friend were, and the comments of the group behind us were golden. One girl, when Judi and Ian were on screen, just screams out in despair: "YOU TWO HAVE OSCARS!!!"
Oh, but the coup de grâce was the Macavity song. Now, it really isn't a bad song, Taylor does her job well. But the moment the song hits its high note, Idris comes dancing out... well, without his coat and hat on. Now... I know I will never get an answer, but I need to know why, out of all the cats in this movie, why the actual FUCK Idris's cat has fur the exact same color as his actual skin?! So he comes dancing out doing a silly-ass jig, looking buck-ass naked thanks to his fur, and all around me and my friend, we just hear the most agonized "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" As the song's climax tries to compete with these cries of despair, my friend and I almost die of laughter.
It was truly a movie-going experience that I will treasure forever.
The worst part is that Macavity’s song describes him as a ginger cat 😂
BURN THE WITCH!!!!
Bruh dead ass "you two have Oscars" really do be fr
Man when I thought this comment said read more I thought it would be a little more but then it turned into trying to finish watching the sequel trilogy from Star Wars
This is the best fucking thing I've read all day
Super accurate critique on musicals turning words into monstrosities and beautifully said too! ❤
Every time I watch your videos, I feel bad that I can't give you more than a thumbs up. It's like an unfair trade.
Love your videos man 😁
0:01 Even the poster is disgusted
Because of bad cat representation
The things this man does for us, it is amazing. The strength to resist such evil cringe is rarely found, and he has this power to resist such insane cringe. Mad respect.
8:52 They ain't Cinematic Nazis, they are cinematic Japanese.
I avoided this video for so long because I really didn’t even want to see a review of this movie. And conveniently he made a autworze reference when I’m learning about it. Thanks dude
high boi is a legend for putting out the highest quality content for us so we don't suffer
That smooth editing tho
Edit: Holy crap it's painful watching him EXPLAIN this movie, let alone watching it
High boi, you have my eternal respect.
Seriously I was cringing so hard I felt like I was being possessed
Same. This movie put me into a state of agony. I felt like I had Cardiomyopathy for five days after the movie.
I almost was absorbed by my chair from how much I cringed
I salute this man for the sacrifices he has made watching this-
As an avid musical lover, i completely agree w everything he said. I wish this movie never happened.
Honestly, you deserve the utmost respect for watching this. Round of applause
@@venture2466 avid
adjective
having or showing a keen interest in or enthusiasm for something.
basically they really like musicals
👏
6:10 that frame sums it up perfectly
I couldn't even watch this simplification man. I feel like it might take me to a bad place mentally.
You're a soldier for doing this, respect.
It's like that scene where mr.nobody from John wick hurts his hand to show conviction to his craft.
I was in physical pain watching this even through the veil of his commentary. He is a modern hero.
Never have I laughed so hard as when his eyes burst into flames again at the end. Pure comedic genius
I will forever remember that high boi sacrificed his life so no one else has to watch this. Stay strong man. 🫡
They have a salute emoji?
🫡
8:35 of all the trash moments in this film; and I know of course you saw this whole landfill of a movie, this for me having seen the play growing up in New York and watched the movie form 1993 . . . was the most fucking painful thing to watch. Especially given Mr. Mistoffolees was never some sheepish whimpering wuss who doesn't actually do anything. This scene was the most frustrating thing of a mountain of frustrations I had with this movie.
"rosetta stone of linguistic f*cktuckery"
Nailed it.
I cant believe the sacrifice you made, by risking eye cancer from the extremly graphic and horrifying scenes in this movie. Huge respect to you 🙏
Imagine how painful this was to make having to watch this movie and then edit it
It was so painful that when it was released in theaters the editing wasn’t finished. 😅
What a fearless man such bravery and honesty Respect+ a sacrifice for me subscribing
That *dies of cringe* made me die of laughter it’s so good lmaooooo
Your sacrifice is appreciated Mr. Boi, sir. You will not be forgotten.
3:20 Respect to him, I already died of cringe the moment I saw what the cats look like
True 😔
Thanks for taking this for the team
I can't believe the stunning lore this video has brought us!
The reason his eyes are so red is because they're constantly on fire! What a brave man.
1:25 Perfectly summarizes musicals 👏👏👏
Same to much singing omg
i am very sorry that you had to go through this, and yet very thankful for saving me from watching this. thank you.
I’m so happy high boi finally did a video on the greatest piece of cinematography known to man
3:00 '10 extra homosones' god that killed me xD
8:03 cats have to have a certain gene-commonly referred to as "the catnip gene"-in order to react to catnip.
this movie hurt my eyes so badly i cant even watch your video even tho i thinl you make some extremly great stuff!
i respect you for this bro how did u watch all this man you deserve 10000000000000 subs tbh
10:35 even though High Boi "only" has drawings of himself, that image speaks for itself
8:42 his reaction gets me every damn time 😅
When enough is enough high boi took that to a new level
Man got so high but still had his eyes destroyed from watching this
For those that say that this movie is just incredibly awful...You're right. It is horrific in the extreme. That being said, watching the ACTUAL Cats on stage was an incredible experience and I do not regret it in the least.
what sets it apart from this monstrosity?
@just a guy who is sleep deprived I imagine it not being weirdly CG is already a step up
@@justaguywhoissleepdeprived6381 It's hard explaining how different the two experiences are, but a good summary would be:
The Cats musical starts with a dizzying mysterious orchestra with cats coming in and out of the shadows to represent the nature of street cats.
The Cats movie starts with the main character being tossed into an alley in a sack.
@@justaguywhoissleepdeprived6381 talent involved, not being convoluted mess, it flows better, singers ACTUALLY KNOWING HOW TO SING WITH THE ORCHESTRA!
@@justaguywhoissleepdeprived6381 The stage production is much better than this film if I recall correctly, but the mere existence of this film probably tanked any future ticket sales
U earned a sub bro😂
Thank you so much for saving my eyes
6:51 my head started vibrating and i think i nearly broke my neck (im serious this isnt a joke)
I actually had a first date with a girl at a screening of cats and we’ve been together for 3 years now. It was so funny to laugh at everything about it was so atrocious and honestly was a great time
The only good thing to ever come out of that movie.. you just suffered so much that your PTSD bound you two together 🤣🤣🤣
Damn. If your relationship could handle this movie at a first date you're meant for each other XD glad for you
Why did I first read this as a screaming of cats?
on minute in and I cant finish the vid. I salute Mr. High Boi for being able to sit through this movie.