I, Robot explained by an idiot

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 14 тис.

  • @bighungry98
    @bighungry98 3 роки тому +2128

    I’m just now realizing that this movie is essentially “Detroit: Become Human” but from the opposite perspective

  • @FunPiggy
    @FunPiggy 3 роки тому +29041

    Watching this is better than watching the movie itself am I right?

  • @herm712
    @herm712 3 роки тому +2955

    "That was someone's baby."
    "Yeah, but so were u my sweet prince. So were u..."❤
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ichigoatreturns
      @ichigoatreturns 3 роки тому +14

      hahah I’m dead (vine video)

    • @CGWinter1
      @CGWinter1 3 роки тому +6

      Yes

    • @archtitans54
      @archtitans54 3 роки тому +22

      Will Smith is genuinely loveable, I agree!

    • @sur_anon8592
      @sur_anon8592 2 роки тому +34

      can we just talk about the fact that he hugged Will Smith's face and stared into his (colour here) eyes with the intesnity of some crime boss interrogating Among Us style when he said that? I died honestly

    • @ArianeJoosting
      @ArianeJoosting 2 роки тому +5

      8:34

  • @--l-7660
    @--l-7660 Рік тому +1967

    I always love it in movies when that character's about to die but saves the cat first

    • @cubeduncertainty9401
      @cubeduncertainty9401 Рік тому +56

      Like In Alien, they go into trouble to save the kitty.

    • @Liabear
      @Liabear Рік тому +6

      @@cubeduncertainty9401 #Worth 😂

    • @MyVanir
      @MyVanir Рік тому +29

      Cats > Hoomans

    • @sumbitch3rdgen
      @sumbitch3rdgen Рік тому +9

      I would too

    • @epsilon6516
      @epsilon6516 Рік тому +25

      Literally a trope in script writing called a "save the cat moment."

  • @Top_Chaos_Bunny
    @Top_Chaos_Bunny 3 роки тому +9386

    "our robots are better slaves than you ever were." that's just lovely

    • @jjammmees
      @jjammmees 3 роки тому +50

      No that is a lie.

    • @IDontLikeHandIes
      @IDontLikeHandIes 3 роки тому +263

      @@jjammmees no that is dio

    • @jjammmees
      @jjammmees 3 роки тому +22

      @@IDontLikeHandIes What do you mean?

    • @FlareiOS
      @FlareiOS 3 роки тому +217

      @@jjammmees when u don’t get the jojo reference 😔

    • @GamingSpiral
      @GamingSpiral 3 роки тому +21

      @@FlareiOS what is it referring to? I watched jojo but it wasn’t recent so I can’t remember

  • @EchoYoutube
    @EchoYoutube 3 роки тому +8751

    “Sunny winks and he realizes he gay too!!”
    That shit killed me

  • @enzomartinez5251
    @enzomartinez5251 3 роки тому +781

    “You know what they call it when a gay dude dies? Homocide.”
    I laughed so hard.

    • @jordinhocharles
      @jordinhocharles 3 роки тому +5

      Lol me too 😂😂 that was clever word play

    • @tiephen9296
      @tiephen9296 3 роки тому +24

      How do you fit 4 gay guys on a bar stool, you flip it over.

    • @WitchsCanary
      @WitchsCanary 3 роки тому

      Same

    • @HarpscityIsHere
      @HarpscityIsHere 3 роки тому +1

      it's not really funny, it's lowkey homophobic.

    • @WitchsCanary
      @WitchsCanary 3 роки тому +16

      @@HarpscityIsHere I mean not really dude, I'm bisexual and to me it's really just dark humor

  • @DaRkLoRdZoRc
    @DaRkLoRdZoRc 2 роки тому +593

    "Oh my God, $46 for 3 beers, how does anyone afford anything in this movie?"
    WELL THAT SURE DIDN'T AGE WELL, NOW DID IT???

    • @Thi-Sen
      @Thi-Sen Рік тому +2

      IKR!

    • @that_Dominic_guy
      @that_Dominic_guy Рік тому +39

      Inflation: the pain is rising
      My bank account: it do go down

    • @KryptoKn8
      @KryptoKn8 10 місяців тому

      Idk where you live where 3 beers are 46$ but you should gtfo asap

    • @61936
      @61936 7 місяців тому +6

      Now it’s just 46 dollars for a beer

    • @hafplace1346
      @hafplace1346 7 місяців тому

      didn't age well after a year, what could it be now?

  • @valentinroesler4120
    @valentinroesler4120 3 роки тому +345

    “Our robots are better slaves than you ever were”
    the most risky joke of 2021. Love it

    • @UrDreambrb
      @UrDreambrb 3 роки тому +6

      No cap xD

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 3 роки тому +7

      he owned the libcucks with that one

    • @rordongamsey3057
      @rordongamsey3057 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao that was my fav one yet

    • @wokeuplikethis8
      @wokeuplikethis8 3 роки тому +2

      Twitters gonna have a field day if they find this one

    • @circleback8972
      @circleback8972 3 роки тому +4

      Why is it risky ? literally every race have been a slave at one point in history moron. The word slave literally comes from the word Slav lol durr

  • @viktorace
    @viktorace 3 роки тому +1481

    This guy went back to making videos like he didn't just get 1 million subs in less then 4 weeks, congrats tho

    • @bruhmoment3697
      @bruhmoment3697 3 роки тому +31

      greetings

    • @viktorace
      @viktorace 3 роки тому +32

      @@bruhmoment3697 welcome my child

    • @cielros
      @cielros 3 роки тому +4

      @@viktorace h

    • @v.d.4503
      @v.d.4503 3 роки тому +5

      @@bruhmoment3697 nice PFP lol

    • @szpecunio
      @szpecunio 3 роки тому +10

      you know this was 99% recorded a long time before and he's just uploading it now or better yet it's been scheduled to go public today?

  • @moofinz7178
    @moofinz7178 3 роки тому +496

    “Wait Golden Gate Bridge goes over Lake Michigan right?” As a a Michigander I can confirm this.

    • @issnake1109
      @issnake1109 3 роки тому +8

      Yup, same. Golden Gate Island is my favorite vacation spot

    • @bluehoodyguy4748
      @bluehoodyguy4748 3 роки тому +1

      I know that bridge as The Mackinac Bridge
      and to test the michigander in you what about the UP

    • @bluehoodyguy4748
      @bluehoodyguy4748 3 роки тому +1

      @@issnake1109 also ever been to the mirror maze on Mackinac island

    • @ilikefish.4067
      @ilikefish.4067 3 роки тому +4

      As another Michigander, I can also confirm this! I have to go over it every year to visit my Aunt ☺️

    • @itsnehza6893
      @itsnehza6893 3 роки тому +1

      Yep same here my g.

  • @levivaughan3434
    @levivaughan3434 2 роки тому +12123

    The robots were lucky they didn't insult will's wife...

    • @leedlamini3935
      @leedlamini3935 2 роки тому +187

      😂😂😂😂 u gonna get a thousand likes 👍🏼

    • @MichaelBenson419
      @MichaelBenson419 2 роки тому +35

      😂

    •  2 роки тому +38

      @@leedlamini3935 Only 962 to go.

    • @calixck
      @calixck 2 роки тому +15

      LMAO

    • @jamiepearsonn
      @jamiepearsonn 2 роки тому +1

      " GET MY WIFE'S NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH! "

  • @smallone2351
    @smallone2351 3 роки тому +609

    I kinda want this guy to explain Pirate of The Caribbean, who's with me?

    • @ded_still_alive
      @ded_still_alive 3 роки тому +7

      Idk, i dont believe blenders😳😳😳

    • @kingcrimson6929
      @kingcrimson6929 3 роки тому +3

      Idk what that movie is but yes I'm with you

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 3 роки тому +9

      (2 part video essay discussing the methods through which Davy Jones trims his beard)

    • @SylentGZ
      @SylentGZ 3 роки тому +18

      @@kingcrimson6929 HOW DO U NOT KNOW THE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN?!?! 😭😭

    • @jeanitterhoads5778
      @jeanitterhoads5778 3 роки тому +1

      Yea that would bw cool

  • @thiagomaciel8762
    @thiagomaciel8762 3 роки тому +2349

    It's annoying how many good points he comes in with and calls himself an idiot
    The dude is a fucking genius...!

  • @Mice-stro
    @Mice-stro 3 роки тому +329

    "Will's grip on that gun is looser than my grasp on reality"
    I just died!

  • @angor1717
    @angor1717 2 роки тому +436

    This dude somehow makes movies 100000x better than the actual movie every time😄

    • @Freakazoid12345
      @Freakazoid12345 Рік тому +3

      First time watching one of his videos and I'm a pretty nitpicky and judge person but this is a 10/10.

  • @brbrdeng9122
    @brbrdeng9122 3 роки тому +894

    "Our Robots are better slaves than you ever were" thats not a roast, thats a nuclear cremation.

    • @AshVQ35
      @AshVQ35 3 роки тому +9

      I think me meant human slaves not the slave trade if not it’s still bloody halerious

    • @brbrdeng9122
      @brbrdeng9122 3 роки тому +34

      @@AshVQ35 Directed at a black dude....yeah he was DEFINITELY referencing the African slave trade. Funny as shit

    • @balazsjanosdominko5603
      @balazsjanosdominko5603 3 роки тому +6

      A personal holocaust as i like to call it

    • @brbrdeng9122
      @brbrdeng9122 3 роки тому +3

      @@balazsjanosdominko5603 Potato, potahtoh, but thats a good one, I'll have to use that one in a sentence someday

    • @happysongs4kyrone
      @happysongs4kyrone 3 роки тому +1

      ye man bro i faht joke was mad in any toher fandom masns do b cancel

  • @andewfusthe3rd
    @andewfusthe3rd 3 роки тому +3967

    “Robots are better slaves than you ever were” XD hilarious, and spicy
    “Did you just leave a Yelp review on slavery?!” Additional hilarity ensues

    • @malachilyles5130
      @malachilyles5130 3 роки тому +42

      Yea why is no one talking about this😂

    • @AshDeep
      @AshDeep 3 роки тому +42

      I bet there's going to be a snowflake in comments calling hin racist now.

    • @jamchiroptera4258
      @jamchiroptera4258 3 роки тому +5

      I friggin rolled off my bed XD

    • @SStupendous
      @SStupendous 2 роки тому +7

      @@AshDeep I keep sneezing when I see those comments, I'm allergic to bullshit

    • @ernemann2716
      @ernemann2716 2 роки тому

      @@AshDeep hin

  • @hadison6838
    @hadison6838 3 роки тому +218

    "Fresh Prince of Bullshit."
    That insult is as hot as the sun.

    • @naan-oyobizniz3168
      @naan-oyobizniz3168 3 роки тому

      Or, as the fresh prince himself would say:
      "Oo0o0o0h das hodd"

  • @_rj261
    @_rj261 Рік тому +91

    The fact that Will Smith's character hates robots BECAUSE they saved him is an absolute GigaChad move.

  • @evanlif9441
    @evanlif9441 3 роки тому +228

    6:18
    “Fresh prince of BS” is the best sentence I have ever heard in my life

  • @JabberZhoc
    @JabberZhoc 3 роки тому +316

    I just can’t wait till this happens in real life, and humanity is like “whaaaaa we had no idea this would happen”

    • @Kostalgic
      @Kostalgic 3 роки тому +3

      Lmfao fr

    • @RocketMannn__m
      @RocketMannn__m 3 роки тому

      Imagine a guy with a spot dog arm lol

    • @RocketMannn__m
      @RocketMannn__m 3 роки тому

      Actually imagine will smith tryna chase a spot dog lol

  • @tinytim0109
    @tinytim0109 3 роки тому +255

    “ACHOO. Im sorry, I’m allergic to bs.” Lol

    • @jessigurln3918
      @jessigurln3918 3 роки тому +7

      He shoulda added that he should shut up soon because he forgot his Epi pen and doesn’t want to get an allergic reaction

  • @MitzyPep
    @MitzyPep Рік тому +67

    You questioned him shooting the hinges off a door while running, but didn’t question the physics of that entire scene

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Рік тому +1

      Can I get a level ball?

  • @lilienkranz9006
    @lilienkranz9006 3 роки тому +291

    I'm stoned and he's speaking too fast. 13/10 would watch again.

    • @TheYEETgod6106
      @TheYEETgod6106 3 роки тому +3

      XD

    • @nightfalls5462
      @nightfalls5462 3 роки тому +8

      is that a rating of 13 USSRs, to 10 limited edition shrek crocs?

    • @iron-non
      @iron-non 3 роки тому +6

      @@nightfalls5462 i give the video12 pcs out of 28 xbox 360’s

    • @SoulzIsHere
      @SoulzIsHere 3 роки тому +1

      @@iron-non nah nah chief I give this 1mb out of 91000 ps1’s

    • @Dennis_Reckless
      @Dennis_Reckless 3 роки тому +1

      dude i got the same Problem just turn x0,75 on and we are fine thank me later

  • @FlyntofRWBY
    @FlyntofRWBY 3 роки тому +1578

    This channel is well worth the $10 patreon tier.

    • @lvkillawolfvl1921
      @lvkillawolfvl1921 3 роки тому +55

      Out of 30 usrs

    • @johnrobia5460
      @johnrobia5460 3 роки тому +23

      I love the rating system

    • @cricket6600
      @cricket6600 3 роки тому

      Aye, didn't expect you.

    • @isaacgame7304
      @isaacgame7304 3 роки тому +2

      I'd support his patreon for more frequent content if I had the ability to pledge. Just started working after moving to another state lol

    • @itzslayr1435
      @itzslayr1435 3 роки тому +1

      Nice it is worth it hes funny as hell he’s one of a kind

  • @bobabl2666
    @bobabl2666 3 роки тому +782

    " Dude's grip on his gun is looser than my grasp on reality "
    I WHEEZED

  • @KAINEKROW9797
    @KAINEKROW9797 2 роки тому +46

    Will looking at robot:
    KEEP MY DEAD DAUGHTERS NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING SYNTHESIZER!

  • @BreadManMike
    @BreadManMike 3 роки тому +207

    "They're better slaves than you ever were" I'm deceased

  • @Cloudy-dr8dg
    @Cloudy-dr8dg 3 роки тому +283

    Weird to think his last video not counting the QnA's he was at like 1-10k now he's nearly at 1m

    • @bruhmoment3697
      @bruhmoment3697 3 роки тому +1

      hi

    • @justadino1498
      @justadino1498 3 роки тому +3

      He began his qna when he was at 1k and he was still going even tho he’s nearly at 1 mil

    • @parryhotter4283
      @parryhotter4283 3 роки тому +2

      @Trash Gaming he was around 16k wasnt he? He did his 1k special when at 16k and part two was around 200k now hes around 1m and Im proud to say that I was here from the beninging

    • @lennypensante5309
      @lennypensante5309 3 роки тому

      yeah thats weird

    • @GandalfGreyhame
      @GandalfGreyhame 3 роки тому

      Yup, he was at 3k when i subbed 3 weeks ago which was just after he uploaded the first QnA

  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax 3 роки тому +2207

    Ah, studying this book in class, and the only memes that were in our group chat after watching the movie were ‘No’ and Will Smith

    • @annadominiak6765
      @annadominiak6765 3 роки тому +30

      So, this is how it feels to be the first reply to a verified guy

    • @Iaser..
      @Iaser.. 3 роки тому +13

      2nd reply to verified guy

    • @killthem7414
      @killthem7414 3 роки тому +10

      Starting to mean less. 3rd...

    • @bree2303
      @bree2303 3 роки тому +10

      4th I guess.

    • @trapppp
      @trapppp 3 роки тому +8

      5th

  • @bouffdad7975
    @bouffdad7975 3 роки тому +127

    "Fresh prince of bullshit" the entire dialogue cracked me up

  • @ronin5356
    @ronin5356 Рік тому +17

    Bro I was dying at "fuck you our robot were better slaves then you ever were". 😂 1:40

  • @thestudentofficial5483
    @thestudentofficial5483 3 роки тому +308

    > "Explained by an idiot"
    > Is up to date in self driving technology to include it in his vicious mockery

  • @bobabl2666
    @bobabl2666 3 роки тому +5639

    " Yo you know what they call it when a gay dude dies? "
    " A Homocide"
    I laughed way too hard on this one 🤣🤣

    • @JSR108
      @JSR108 3 роки тому +222

      I got a similar one:
      What do you arrested for when you kill your friend?
      Homiecide

    • @LordangeloxD
      @LordangeloxD 3 роки тому +60

      @@JSR108 That was so bad, for real I did not laugh.

    • @kazourple
      @kazourple 3 роки тому +15

      @@JSR108 lol

    • @elonmusk_5394
      @elonmusk_5394 3 роки тому +93

      y u not laughing?

    • @youngninjaonthatbeat
      @youngninjaonthatbeat 3 роки тому +8

      @@JSR108 LOL

  • @loki4807
    @loki4807 Рік тому +105

    Is it bad that I want to watch most moivies that he explains?

    • @Gameboy-ur9pg
      @Gameboy-ur9pg Рік тому +5

      not at all

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Рік тому +3

      @@Gameboy-ur9pg Thank you Sanana the skenana

    • @nikumotosama4075
      @nikumotosama4075 Рік тому

      Nah, I feel the same way

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex Рік тому +3

      i've actually seen a few of them, and nah it's not bad.
      if anything, it means he's a good reviewer. Makes funny jokes and makes me wanna see how many are accurate.

    • @Cat-up6hb
      @Cat-up6hb Рік тому +2

      this is not bad, the bad thing will be the disappointment when you realize the movies arent as great as his summaries

  • @felixroussin8703
    @felixroussin8703 3 роки тому +238

    Jesus Christ 10 USSRs out of 11 limited edition Shrek crocs that’s a really good rating

    • @owenford7912
      @owenford7912 3 роки тому +8

      Nah shrek crocs are a lot better than USSRs. That's like saying 10 dollars is almost as good as 11 million dollars

    • @felixroussin8703
      @felixroussin8703 3 роки тому +1

      @@owenford7912 Perhaps...

    • @thatcooldudeisawesome876
      @thatcooldudeisawesome876 3 роки тому +1

      @@owenford7912 Yeah but you know how many 11 limited edition Shrek crocs could fit in 10 ussrs!

    • @iliagluhchev2821
      @iliagluhchev2821 3 роки тому +2

      It's a fun movie after all.

  • @TheOnePrinceMeatball
    @TheOnePrinceMeatball 3 роки тому +417

    Entertaining as always. You should explain a pirates of the Caribbean film.

  • @rlgproductions8437
    @rlgproductions8437 2 роки тому +610

    would've been better if will smith slapped a robot like he did to chris rock

    • @zugzugzugzug1238
      @zugzugzugzug1238 2 роки тому +34

      KEEP MY ROBOTS NAME OUTA YOUR MOUTH

    • @stevemc01
      @stevemc01 2 роки тому

      @@zugzugzugzug1238 hahasuni

    • @milktube4864
      @milktube4864 2 роки тому +1

      why didn't they do dat

    • @mahmoudm447
      @mahmoudm447 2 роки тому +3

      The slap was in 2021 this movie was made many years ago but i forgor what year

    • @Its_Stunt
      @Its_Stunt Рік тому +3

      @@mahmoudm447 r/wooooosh

  • @ClaybertBertinson
    @ClaybertBertinson 3 роки тому +73

    *High Boi makes a valid point*
    High Boi: "whatever, doesnt matter"

  • @hiimspee828
    @hiimspee828 3 роки тому +279

    "... because that was someones baby." "Yeahbut so are you, my sweet prince." Who knew tenderness could be such good comedy.

    • @happysongs4kyrone
      @happysongs4kyrone 3 роки тому +6

      he hates robot cause he is alive and robot calculate big high chance him big live
      big weirdchamp

    • @devonwtvr62805
      @devonwtvr62805 3 роки тому

      I died when he said that 💀

  • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
    @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r 3 роки тому +314

    Title: “I Robot explained by An Idiot”
    Reality: *Makes the most logical criticisms of the movie*

  • @cja7275
    @cja7275 3 роки тому +279

    "Get out of my house you Fresh Prince of Bullshit"
    This line should have been in the movie

  • @JohnSmith-kb4re
    @JohnSmith-kb4re 3 роки тому +606

    10 USSRs out of 11 Shrek Crocs
    Finally, an undeniable perfect score.

    • @aylinmutlu7688
      @aylinmutlu7688 3 роки тому +19

      Limited Edition Shrek Crocs, that is

    • @txDDS
      @txDDS 3 роки тому +6

      This was literally my favorite part...

    • @iwillcurseyourunbornfetus3208
      @iwillcurseyourunbornfetus3208 2 роки тому +1

      My profile pic is the best when I’m here at this comment

    • @jamesmayle3787
      @jamesmayle3787 2 роки тому +2

      Jesus Christ is Lord. Please take your salvation seriously. It is all True. Read the Bible and do what it says. It is more important than you know.,

    • @iwillcurseyourunbornfetus3208
      @iwillcurseyourunbornfetus3208 2 роки тому +3

      @@jamesmayle3787 why

  • @βασιλιάς0
    @βασιλιάς0 2 роки тому +66

    Will be like “keep my species name out ya fucking mouth”

  • @N31907
    @N31907 3 роки тому +86

    I like to think that high bois channel is run entirely by his high self, and that his sober self has no idea he’s famous.

  • @slimewipe
    @slimewipe 3 роки тому +124

    Me, finding this movie: eh, pass
    Seeing High Boi explain it: alright then

    • @electro740
      @electro740 3 роки тому +7

      Its a pretty good movie tbh not exceptional but enjoyable for sure

    • @happysongs4kyrone
      @happysongs4kyrone 3 роки тому +2

      every movie is good with high boi
      even The Last Airbender

    • @jw1343
      @jw1343 3 роки тому

      Of all the languages you could've used, you came here speaking facts

  • @Mildon44
    @Mildon44 3 роки тому +275

    i fuckin love how his nose smooches down when he's pressed up against people. small detail but i love it

    • @Squirrelanditsnutz
      @Squirrelanditsnutz 3 роки тому +9

      I even rewinded it just to watch his nose smooch.

    • @thisguy6429
      @thisguy6429 3 роки тому +8

      @@Squirrelanditsnutz i like the name

    • @hybridxg2204
      @hybridxg2204 3 роки тому

      It also doesn’t make sense since literally almost all of that service is automated.

    • @trequor
      @trequor 3 роки тому

      did you copy my comment?

    • @Squirrelanditsnutz
      @Squirrelanditsnutz 3 роки тому +2

      @@thisguy6429 you don’t need to mind it. Im only brushing my teeth.

  • @sifizoom3622
    @sifizoom3622 2 роки тому +27

    10:25 Calvin, you won’t believe what’s happening, we’re SO F FU-

  • @gturbo2876
    @gturbo2876 3 роки тому +360

    ns5s: asks humans to go home
    "humans don't take sh** from nobody"
    *I am dying, help*

    • @edisonwonder9093
      @edisonwonder9093 3 роки тому +2

      I want to give you a like but 69 is such a family friendly number...😗

    • @iwillcurseyourunbornfetus3208
      @iwillcurseyourunbornfetus3208 2 роки тому

      Humans don’t take shit from anyone or anything
      Their evoked monkeys that are just angry all the time

  • @boombox1738
    @boombox1738 3 роки тому +469

    “Your experience an accident, do not resist.”
    He’s the like, “The hell I am!” *bang bang*

    • @krieger8825
      @krieger8825 2 роки тому

      You're being saved, do not resist

    • @Paul_van_Elswijk
      @Paul_van_Elswijk Рік тому +2

      ''So anyway, I started blasting!''
      Lol still watching this in 2022 😂

  • @crusader318
    @crusader318 3 роки тому +242

    “Huh! He gay too, Pride Month!”
    I literally died

    • @taqoe6430
      @taqoe6430 3 роки тому +16

      pog lgbtq support

    • @anakaskaggs7380
      @anakaskaggs7380 3 роки тому +9

      Same. I'm sad Pride month is over 😭😭

    • @idunbeezasmart1
      @idunbeezasmart1 3 роки тому +13

      @@anakaskaggs7380 Now that Pride month is over can they give the rest of us a break and go back to being ashamed of themselves?

    • @anakaskaggs7380
      @anakaskaggs7380 3 роки тому +7

      @@idunbeezasmart1 no.

    • @slatt.seabass
      @slatt.seabass 3 роки тому +3

      @@anakaskaggs7380 why there is no point of it

  • @JohnDoe-fi9hn
    @JohnDoe-fi9hn 3 роки тому +526

    "Hey, what do you get when a gay dude dies"
    "A homocide"
    ...
    "Y r u not laughing?"
    Sry I couldn't u see, I died😂
    Edit: never got these many likes for a comment, thnx ppl

  • @thehunter3527
    @thehunter3527 3 роки тому +41

    “Cuz his grip on his gun is looser than my grip on reality” ~High Boi 2021.
    Best quote ever

  • @jones-oterra
    @jones-oterra 6 місяців тому +2

    I randomly decided to watch the movie when i was at 5min into your Video... Now its 2am and i have only a few hours left till i have to wake up and go to school..
    I don't regret my choice. Great Movie. Thank you for introducing it to me...

  • @paus8372
    @paus8372 3 роки тому +46

    "Hah?! He Gay too?!"
    "PRIDE MONTH!!"
    oh my god, i laugh way to much for this XD

  • @eliaspatino2344
    @eliaspatino2344 3 роки тому +46

    “Achooo I’m allergic to bullsh!t” very accurate and wise words of Will Smith

  • @sansgaming0416
    @sansgaming0416 Рік тому +57

    dude this is the metaverse in a while

  • @nauvo
    @nauvo 3 роки тому +846

    Please make a "TENET explained by an idiot".
    That would be hilarious

    • @tartisweet
      @tartisweet 3 роки тому +35

      "thing happen." would be the entire video. Just a 2 second video

    • @thijsvanuffelen5843
      @thijsvanuffelen5843 3 роки тому +11

      Why not Shrek

    • @cloaker2375
      @cloaker2375 3 роки тому +20

      that movie is confusing as shit
      like i watched it while high one time and i spent half of it trying to understand how tenet is a palindrome because high

    • @pranavnair7647
      @pranavnair7647 3 роки тому +5

      He would literally just go.."Sooooooooooooo,shit happened...the end"

    • @imtoddhowardandimadeskyrim6553
      @imtoddhowardandimadeskyrim6553 3 роки тому +1

      Memento explained by a idiot. It'll be glorious

  • @anamusingidiot2565
    @anamusingidiot2565 3 роки тому +63

    "My robots are better slaves than you ever were."
    DAMN

    • @anamusingidiot2565
      @anamusingidiot2565 3 роки тому +1

      Also, ma g is right, long haul truck driving is already in the process of being "assisted" by ai basically (HUGE oversimplification but idc shut up) which is code for "yeah robots about to actually take somepeeps jobs.

  • @MrEmeraldMan
    @MrEmeraldMan 2 роки тому +16

    This video slaps

  • @magicmagician1763
    @magicmagician1763 3 роки тому +78

    "He gay too, PRIDE MONTH" I laughed at the scene so hard

    • @pluto488
      @pluto488 3 роки тому +1

      are you gay?

    • @magicmagician1763
      @magicmagician1763 3 роки тому +1

      @@pluto488 ehhh no I'm more straight than gay I believe. Unless-

  • @SC-wz2vh
    @SC-wz2vh 3 роки тому +145

    1:47 "our robots are better slaves than you were" uff, that joke so dark it's gonna get shot by the police lol

  • @GALAXYEATSSTARRS
    @GALAXYEATSSTARRS 3 роки тому +362

    You should do spirited away, like just imagine:
    “Ay kid, take the gold.”
    “Na fuck that I’m just trying to save my ma and pa”
    “Bitch wha- take the fucking gold-“

    • @th3Kun
      @th3Kun 3 роки тому +4

      what

    • @samsung4360
      @samsung4360 3 роки тому +13

      @@th3Kun It's a loooooong story.

    • @San-sp2up
      @San-sp2up 3 роки тому +16

      yes please it would be hilarious🤣

    • @Smokey420Greenleaf
      @Smokey420Greenleaf 3 роки тому +3

      no idea wtf you're even talking about.

    • @Gitz303
      @Gitz303 3 роки тому +4

      @@Smokey420Greenleaf obviously a movie DA

  • @livispuzzled
    @livispuzzled 2 роки тому +15

    Watching this after the oscars is very funny

  • @Solid_Garlic
    @Solid_Garlic 3 роки тому +178

    This guy went from 1,000 to almost 1mill in like a month. It shows how smaller creators aren’t worse than larger ones

    • @magicalmonoceros2407
      @magicalmonoceros2407 3 роки тому +16

      when the alglorithm allows it*
      Visibility and reach are key.

    • @thepaleking2579
      @thepaleking2579 3 роки тому +1

      *a week

    • @kingcrimson6929
      @kingcrimson6929 3 роки тому +3

      @@thepaleking2579 nah it took him about two

    • @XDMJ_Lol
      @XDMJ_Lol 3 роки тому +1

      Algorithm hates me

    • @themilkman2095
      @themilkman2095 3 роки тому +1

      @@XDMJ_Lol probably cause your thumbnails look like they were made in paint

  • @multiple_fandomz6092
    @multiple_fandomz6092 3 роки тому +965

    "His grip on that gun is looser than my grasp on reality"
    I'm dead

    • @jaisonsimon
      @jaisonsimon 3 роки тому +11

      @Shommelon Fakir and killed again

    • @dark_light1952
      @dark_light1952 3 роки тому +9

      @@jaisonsimon and respawned again

    • @jaisonsimon
      @jaisonsimon 3 роки тому +8

      @@dark_light1952 and sacrificed

    • @dark_light1952
      @dark_light1952 3 роки тому +8

      @@jaisonsimon and respawned again but this time is immortal

    • @jaisonsimon
      @jaisonsimon 3 роки тому +6

      @@dark_light1952 and put in an endless loop of torture

  • @UltimateFan2
    @UltimateFan2 6 місяців тому +1

    "N-word pass spray" Help I'm gonna die of laughter.

  • @nexus9853
    @nexus9853 3 роки тому +121

    “Our robots are better slaves than you ever were” wow

    • @TheEyez187
      @TheEyez187 3 роки тому +2

      ikr!

    • @MilkNaBag
      @MilkNaBag 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah that was kinda messed up..

    • @TheEyez187
      @TheEyez187 3 роки тому +1

      @@MilkNaBag Actually a clever comment, if he meant Will Smith's film Emancipation!?!?
      Who knows!: D

    • @binky8843
      @binky8843 3 роки тому +3

      @@MilkNaBag dark humor

    • @NeoSyder
      @NeoSyder 3 роки тому +10

      As a black dude that's the line that made me laugh the hardest. Man this guy is great

  • @mediogaming3508
    @mediogaming3508 3 роки тому +73

    “Priiiide mooooonth” that shit got me

  • @ceoatcrystalsoft4942
    @ceoatcrystalsoft4942 10 місяців тому +1

    14:12 10 USSRs out of 11 limited-edition Shrek Crocs - clearly a man of culture

  • @xc1712
    @xc1712 3 роки тому +90

    The king has returned

  • @ohno_da_idiot3230
    @ohno_da_idiot3230 2 роки тому +3

    WHO EATS PIE LIKE THAT

  • @itsapocalyps0443
    @itsapocalyps0443 3 роки тому +87

    “Did you just try and give Slavery a Yelp review” had me absolutely dead 😂😂😂

  • @mrharkin7950
    @mrharkin7950 2 роки тому +61

    “That was someone’s baby,” - Will
    “Yeah but so are you my sweet prince…” High Boi gets awkwardly close

  • @matthewparker9276
    @matthewparker9276 2 роки тому +567

    Asimov: gets sick of every robot story involving a robot uprising or evil robot army, so creates a world on which that would be literally impossible in which to write interesting robot stories.
    Some studio exec: turns it into an evil robot army uprising.

    • @ZesPak
      @ZesPak 2 роки тому +48

      ? Asimov invented the three laws to write interesting stories around it.
      Seriously, read "I, Robot", it's pretty clever.

    • @matthewparker9276
      @matthewparker9276 2 роки тому +42

      @@ZesPak my phrasing isn't particularly clear. I meant robot uprisings being impossible allows the interesting stories to be written.

    •  2 роки тому +38

      The movie has a point though. As long as the robots can rationalize that they are saving the humans they can ignore the second and third laws.

    • @HerculesBallsInc
      @HerculesBallsInc 2 роки тому +118

      @ Which is actually something Asimov himself wrote about quite a bit. In one story an exceptionally intelligent robot decides that humans are terrible at running their own affairs, but it is also smart enough to realize that they aren't going to immediately accept robot rule. So the robot ends up disguising himself as a human, faking his past, and going into politics. But the robot's flaw is that it is almost TOO perfect: it knows exactly what to say, has a perfect memory for everything anyone he's met has ever said to him, and knows every law and procedures by heart. People begin to suspect, and notice that the robot never eats meals with anyone else. When cornered by a journalist, the robot explains that it has a 'special diet' and demonstrates it CAN eat by doing so. After the journalist leaves, though, it is revealed that this eventuality is just one more thing that the genius robot planned for. And after winning election after election, it slowly paves the way for a completely peaceful takeover of human affairs as well as education programs to change human prejudice so that eventually the humans accept that robots can do it better.
      But there are also dozens of variations on these themes. Asimov's laws were, to him, just elements to prove that you can't really write perfect laws.

    • @aimilios439
      @aimilios439 2 роки тому

      Vicky invents the zeroth law that Asimov has described in his galactic empire, they just don't state it. Humanity's safety is above all in that one and the other three can't contradict it, justifying enslaving and killing people.

  • @anneliese8845
    @anneliese8845 Місяць тому

    1:20 "Why you not laughing 😂?" Adam you're an icon 😌

  • @carlsiouxfalls
    @carlsiouxfalls 2 роки тому +269

    "Road in movie with 0 traffic" actually makes sense in this movie if an AI is in charge of everyone's self-driving cars. It can easily clear the road in that instance.

  • @vanillarice6163
    @vanillarice6163 3 роки тому +40

    "Our Robots are better slaves than you ever were" That hit harder than the bullet that went through Abraham Lincoln's head

    • @dxn11i
      @dxn11i 3 роки тому

      @Niko Jdjd near the beginning

    • @dxn11i
      @dxn11i 3 роки тому

      @Niko Jdjd 1:47

  • @nobodyneedsjeff
    @nobodyneedsjeff 2 роки тому +35

    0:07 did that robot also made a joke about his wife?

  • @Elgen127
    @Elgen127 3 роки тому +130

    That homcide joke is funnier than my dads corny jokes

    • @elimakini6608
      @elimakini6608 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @Elgen127
      @Elgen127 3 роки тому +1

      @@elimakini6608 dude we have the same name my nickname is Eli

    • @elimakini6608
      @elimakini6608 3 роки тому

      @@Elgen127 thats so cool

  • @nevenamladenovicblagojevic7772
    @nevenamladenovicblagojevic7772 3 роки тому +364

    "Sunny winks and he realizes he gay too!!”
    PRIDEE MONTH
    lol that killed me

  • @LaniakeaDenizen
    @LaniakeaDenizen 3 роки тому +304

    3:20 - 3:32 I'm starting to think this guy's not an idiot. He just described the entire premise of V2X communications.

    • @forecastlotus3899
      @forecastlotus3899 2 роки тому +12

      That's what I'm saying he's secretly just omega brain

    • @DUKE_of_RAMBLE
      @DUKE_of_RAMBLE 2 роки тому +23

      I've always held the belief that to be not only a comedian, but a successful one, requires high level intellect.
      I've watched two vids by this guy and can say with certainty that:
      A) he's fucking hilarious
      B) he is very much the *_opposite_* of an idiot
      It's brilliant marketing, too! Who the hell wants to listen to "a genius" review a movie? It'd be methodical and humdrum; aka boring. Once again, this is the opposite!
      Thus my claim: he's not only a comedic genius, but a legitimate genius 😎
      Thank you for attending my TED Talk! lol

    • @jamesmayle3787
      @jamesmayle3787 2 роки тому +3

      Jesus Christ is Lord. Please take your salvation seriously. It is all True. Read the Bible and do what it says. It is more important than you know.,

    • @LaniakeaDenizen
      @LaniakeaDenizen 2 роки тому +23

      @@jamesmayle3787 Sorry, I pray to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He was boiled for our sins. May you be touched by His noodly appendage. R'amen.

    • @jamesmayle3787
      @jamesmayle3787 2 роки тому +1

      @@LaniakeaDenizen buddy, you are right, ignorance isn't bliss. I'm telling you this for your own good. God is real. It is all True. The problem is most skip the doing part of Faith. Not to mention how few actually do the minimum reading. Buddy, I'm telling you this because I know it for an absolute certainty. It is not a joke. Please, go to God before it's too late. Once you do what Jesus taught you learn things that cannot be taught. Read and do, that's what's important. Don't chose ignorance. See for yourself. It is all True.

  • @AtomicTrain
    @AtomicTrain 2 роки тому +5

    You think will Smith slapped the robots in the face?

  • @charlesdubruille
    @charlesdubruille 3 роки тому +22

    I'm a simple man. Here is what I want to happen in on the same day.
    - An Honest Trailer for a movie
    - A Ryan George Pitch Meeting for that movie
    - An explained by an idiot (High Boi) Video of the same movie

  • @I_Am_Vratislav
    @I_Am_Vratislav Рік тому +1

    Remember owning the vhs of this gem and playing it over and over as a kid.

  • @slaherpro8773
    @slaherpro8773 3 роки тому +105

    I swear hearing him doing this was better than watching the movie again and also the aaaaaaaachoooooooo sorry I'm allergic to bullshit is still so funny
    edit: thanks for the likes

  • @maxrlx5467
    @maxrlx5467 3 роки тому +224

    “How does anybody afford anything in this move?” INFLATION

    • @Weird_Jellyfish
      @Weird_Jellyfish 3 роки тому +1

      ty

    • @psycopathplays7177
      @psycopathplays7177 3 роки тому +2

      you god damn right

    • @fronk794
      @fronk794 3 роки тому +2

      honestly what the US is gonna be like if they up the minimum wage to much everywhere

    • @jjammmees
      @jjammmees 3 роки тому

      Quantum physics.

    • @RegzalTG
      @RegzalTG 3 роки тому

      They live in Venezuela lol

  • @SergioSolis05
    @SergioSolis05 3 роки тому +34

    I love the way you animate yourself hugging Will Smith.

    • @daviz2068
      @daviz2068 3 роки тому

      The nose squish was golden.

    • @Ak-6969
      @Ak-6969 3 роки тому +2

      8:41

  • @robotront9039
    @robotront9039 3 роки тому +76

    Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, what this man creates is TRUE CONTENT and ART! For one f-ing time the YT algorythm has not F-ED UP

  • @figthenonbinary8395
    @figthenonbinary8395 2 роки тому +1

    1:13, 'y you not laughing?' GOT ME WHEEZING SO HARD

  • @yourweirduncle4441
    @yourweirduncle4441 3 роки тому +155

    Finally he has returned sigh missed u homie

  • @xhag1x
    @xhag1x 3 роки тому +105

    "Our robot slaves are better than you ever were" Dayum haven't heard a good burn like that in awhile

    • @happysongs4kyrone
      @happysongs4kyrone 3 роки тому +2

      yeah man
      bro i like that this m an is not in a minecraft/cancelhimanywhere fandom cause mans would be gone if he made that joke

    • @wuwu5098
      @wuwu5098 3 роки тому

      @@happysongs4kyrone i found it a bit funny but he could get canceled for that because he isn’t black so its weird for him to joke about slavery

    • @AlucardArkaine
      @AlucardArkaine 3 роки тому

      @@wuwu5098 Not really.
      It is a thing that happened to most races.
      For some reason people only remember the African slave trade.

    • @wuwu5098
      @wuwu5098 3 роки тому

      @@AlucardArkaine True but it is a directed racial joke towards black people which would offend some people naturally

    • @AlucardArkaine
      @AlucardArkaine 3 роки тому

      @@wuwu5098 It is a joke. Lighten up.

  • @FlankinPark
    @FlankinPark 3 роки тому +50

    I really wanted him to call the robots, ps5s and ps4s

  • @beefburrito3001
    @beefburrito3001 3 роки тому +76

    "His grip on that gun is more loose than my grasp on reality" fuckin lmfao

  • @Supfellas
    @Supfellas 3 роки тому +163

    Did Calvin actually switch out Sonny for another robot in the execution scene? I just assumed that since Sonny had two brains he could spare one and that it was indeed him in the execution chair.

    • @CharlesVanNoland
      @CharlesVanNoland 2 роки тому +17

      O snap. Good catch.

    • @RictusHolloweye
      @RictusHolloweye Рік тому +4

      She definitely switched out the robots.
      It's about the only part of this movie that I actively dislike because of the lack of subtlety. She's clearly having doubts about killing Sonny, then stares at a row of unused robot bodies... and the camera lingers on the unused robots just in case it wasn't obvious enough. For me it detracted from what otherwise would have been an intensely emotional moment watching Sonny (as far as we're supposed to know) being euthanised.

  • @qpginger7750
    @qpginger7750 3 роки тому +165

    You should really do “The Gentlemen” cause of the fucked timeline of events. Basically, *content*

  • @emilyflinch7851
    @emilyflinch7851 2 роки тому

    “That was someone’s baby.”
    “Yeah, so are you my prince. *Whispers* so are you*

  • @FayaSitteroni
    @FayaSitteroni 3 роки тому +76

    Human brains are not made for this speed over an extendended period of time.
    Laughs ins German

    • @KPR0308
      @KPR0308 3 роки тому

      The Autobahn would like to have a word with you 😂

  • @thejonbrownshow8470
    @thejonbrownshow8470 2 роки тому +2

    With the thumbnail, I wished this was being made after the whole rock situation the other day🤣