Kingsmen explained by an idiot (censored)

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  • Опубліковано 6 лют 2022
  • me patreon: / highboi
    tweeter: / the_high_boi
    main channel: / highboi
    this is the censored version of my kingsmen vid and i didn't have a patreon then so i have no patrons to copy into this description.
    Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/... incompetech.com/music/royalty-... incompetech.com/
    #Kingsmen #HighBoi #MovieRecap

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  • @Lucifer-ro4zi
    @Lucifer-ro4zi 2 роки тому +5893

    Imagine this mans in public speaking, instant A+ everytime

    • @emk4y391
      @emk4y391 2 роки тому +90

      Fr, I want to elect this man as president

    • @jackreacher9001
      @jackreacher9001 2 роки тому +54

      I feel like he is hella white and gets nervous in public

    • @youxkio
      @youxkio 2 роки тому +8

      Me too, after editing.

    • @alaster1403
      @alaster1403 2 роки тому +33

      @@jackreacher9001 bruh

    • @milkedman4753
      @milkedman4753 2 роки тому +3

      Who grades public speaking...?

  • @mikkopaloheimo6413
    @mikkopaloheimo6413 2 роки тому +3161

    The church scene is 5 mins long and epic with free bird playing in the backround.

  • @GreenFaceMT
    @GreenFaceMT 2 роки тому +2883

    Finally a movie that's rated 100% by high boi. Now I know that it's good.

  • @aljsthings
    @aljsthings 2 роки тому +2758

    I'm sure he only added "censored" on the title to trick yt

    • @dejif2482
      @dejif2482 2 роки тому +18

      @@petetorres5200 lmao same dude

    • @thesusmemegodmilituga1744
      @thesusmemegodmilituga1744 2 роки тому +54

      Who was the 9 mudafukas that liked this comment

    • @SH4NUU
      @SH4NUU 2 роки тому +8

      Now its 89 lol

    • @SH4NUU
      @SH4NUU 2 роки тому +10

      Btw 69 is my roll number in college 😅👌🏻

    • @aljsthings
      @aljsthings 2 роки тому +12

      Road to 420 ig

  • @josephtarko3610
    @josephtarko3610 2 роки тому +3307

    When we needed him most, the legend posted. Two videos, no less.

  • @antonfeirer3408
    @antonfeirer3408 2 роки тому +954

    High Boi: "Censored"
    Also High Boi at 0:02: "Fuck colorblind ppl logo"

    • @y.u.j.i6127
      @y.u.j.i6127 2 роки тому +11

      LMFAO-

    • @abdullahihussein5098
      @abdullahihussein5098 2 роки тому +5

      He swears a lot

    • @Calxify
      @Calxify 2 роки тому +1

      fam it isnt the same channel

    • @vorips
      @vorips 2 роки тому +18

      you know the funny thing is that he's right, it's really hard for me to see that logo

    • @najwawaheed8365
      @najwawaheed8365 11 місяців тому +1

      @@voripsI genuinely don’t knkw what it says lol

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 роки тому +579

    That church massacre scene is one of the best fight sequences I've seen in a movie

  • @olliesutton1804
    @olliesutton1804 2 роки тому +483

    As a plumber the toilet scene always amused me, the water would literally drain through the toilets, unless they were blocked which would mean they couldnt breath air through them 😂 The fact people just believe the pressure of the water in the room wouldnt force its way round a U bend is just ridiculous 😂

    • @rp6635
      @rp6635 2 роки тому +20

      i wondered how was it, that they had enough air to breath!

    • @capperbuns
      @capperbuns Рік тому +5

      Always thought that was bullshit, glad i was right.

    • @bable6314
      @bable6314 16 днів тому

      The toilets would literally flush themselves with that amount of pressure

  • @minidyrus89
    @minidyrus89 2 роки тому +143

    1:54 streched
    2:05 normal
    3:35 upsidedown
    4:11 normal but big
    4:26 4:3
    5:03 "big brain time"
    7:39 CHAD
    7:59 ultra stretch upside down
    9:00 double drip
    9:47 acid trip

    • @NiIqwa
      @NiIqwa 9 місяців тому +6

      Thank you
      Saved my life

  • @brmarko3
    @brmarko3 2 роки тому +622

    Appreciated for using the proper term "CENSORED", instead of this 'family friendly' bullshit.

  • @Iceman-hb3uk
    @Iceman-hb3uk 2 роки тому +117

    I've seen pretty much every film he explained and it's funny how he can tell actually quite good the story of the film while still being funny af.

  • @dangerousnoodle8779
    @dangerousnoodle8779 Рік тому +78

    Lets take a moment to appreciate how when eggsy is ambushed by guards in the prison tunnels, he actually lifts his hand to cover his head with the bulletproof suit
    Small details

    • @anonme_
      @anonme_ Рік тому +6

      And before and after that, a legion of highly skilled soldiers can't take a single fucking headshot. Small details, my ass.

  • @yuyuredsan4727
    @yuyuredsan4727 2 роки тому +182

    The fact I watched this when I was a kid just to see it summarized in the most ridiculous way💀✋🏽

  • @malankyshanky9877
    @malankyshanky9877 2 роки тому +271

    I love how this is considered censorship
    (Second times the charm)

    • @youxkio
      @youxkio 2 роки тому +2

      Modest Pelican is that you?

    • @malankyshanky9877
      @malankyshanky9877 2 роки тому +3

      @@youxkio No this pfp is his nft, "pls don't screen shot one person per nft"

    • @overmind06
      @overmind06 2 роки тому +3

      you mean bleeping out the word "cunt" is not censoring?

    • @aladeenescobar1075
      @aladeenescobar1075 2 роки тому

      @@overmind06 fuck goes as usual tho

  • @y.u.j.i6127
    @y.u.j.i6127 2 роки тому +123

    "censored" is the new word for "yt WILL demonitize me if i 'swear" but rly in just gonna bc in lord heavens i have alot of sins and who cares.

  • @Martwy1312
    @Martwy1312 2 роки тому +88

    6:20
    Funny thing, a blank round from that range would fucking kill that dog either way
    bruh

    • @videoms1271
      @videoms1271 Рік тому +52

      It's spy blank, it's even more blanker

    • @ClorxxKage
      @ClorxxKage Рік тому

      @@videoms1271 HA

    • @chrome7657
      @chrome7657 Рік тому +3

      Could just be a primer

    • @HlrMuja
      @HlrMuja Рік тому

      That realization sound from him followed by 'my bad' is the best😂

    • @1sugarplum971
      @1sugarplum971 9 місяців тому

      What's a "blank round"?

  • @rhettfuller1577
    @rhettfuller1577 2 роки тому +359

    You should more animated movies, Atlantis The Lost Empire and Treasure Planet would both be great for you to do
    I love watching your videos keep making them!!!

  • @hamsterdam1942
    @hamsterdam1942 2 роки тому +51

    "censored"
    3 seconds in: "fuck"

  • @sarwarkhan7809
    @sarwarkhan7809 2 роки тому +58

    The editing was top notch... i had to rewind to see him.. he was totally blended in the crowd.. great editing..it's at 6:37

    • @krunkikrofna
      @krunkikrofna Рік тому +4

      Looks like it was in the movie and not edited

    • @ajjamsen694
      @ajjamsen694 3 місяці тому

      I didn't even notice, holy shit 😂

  • @johnrafaelb.garcia269
    @johnrafaelb.garcia269 2 роки тому +23

    archer actually did get into the secret room in the animated short 5:32
    and i saw a reddit post that the MARV logo was a joke cuz the owner himself Matthew Vaughn cant even see it

  • @tempestx13
    @tempestx13 2 роки тому +24

    I want him to do tenet so badly because of how perplexed he might be at explaining or how easily he could explain it it could be super funny

  • @benmartin8015
    @benmartin8015 2 роки тому +16

    9:10 it’s not JUST spectacular it was fooking spectacular

  • @psychonautical6587
    @psychonautical6587 2 роки тому +21

    This is so much more efficient than re watching a film you’ve already seen, you can get the whole experience just from this guy reminding you stuff that happened 😂

  • @agoodday596
    @agoodday596 2 роки тому +21

    he actually rated a movie 100%

  • @Umbrasana
    @Umbrasana 2 роки тому +31

    Please continue uploading this often. You have no idea how enjoyable your content is. 🤝

  • @johnmertinchavezagaton6618
    @johnmertinchavezagaton6618 Рік тому +15

    6:15
    Eggsy: you shoot your dog
    Harry: it was blank dipsh*t
    Eggsy: OOOOOOO ok

  • @ayushmurali5501
    @ayushmurali5501 2 роки тому +21

    I now realize that the Kings Man and the Kingsmen are both different movies...

    • @GamerGypps
      @GamerGypps 2 роки тому +2

      Part of the same Series though.

    • @danny-mb3pe
      @danny-mb3pe 2 роки тому

      It's the origin of the king's man what you want them to do?

  • @junkdude9486
    @junkdude9486 Рік тому +9

    9:44 "and the nhe this movie gets a nice cool up his" man thats deep

  • @Cbrmkn98xs
    @Cbrmkn98xs 2 роки тому +9

    1:29 “the rozzers”
    *Top Gear flashbacks*

  • @nonononono1237
    @nonononono1237 2 роки тому +50

    You're a LEGEND bro, you literally posted 2 videos a few seconds apart... WTF?!?
    .
    .
    .
    I ain't complaining tho😎

    • @kirby1225
      @kirby1225 2 роки тому

      bro it's a re-upload...

  • @jackson9700
    @jackson9700 2 роки тому +20

    Thought I was freaking high for a moment and somehow imagined a whole ass video about spooderman but nope, turns out I was just extra blessed today.

  • @comradegaming1897
    @comradegaming1897 2 роки тому +27

    That church scene changed fight scenes for me. Something about long shots with some very well hidden cuts that keeps you in the action and makes you feel like you're running around with the character kicking ass

  • @coolcorgi4764
    @coolcorgi4764 2 роки тому +11

    6:45 WHEN THE DOOM MUSIC KICKS IN

  • @joeljohn2042
    @joeljohn2042 2 роки тому +31

    How this man manages to demonetise a video of him recapping a spy movie is beyond my mortal comprehension

  • @ledestroyerofworlds9366
    @ledestroyerofworlds9366 Рік тому +9

    2:11 now I know what that word actually means

  • @N0VaDa
    @N0VaDa 2 роки тому +40

    Ey high boooooooi could you do encantooooooooooo some day pls:)

  • @cyro3573
    @cyro3573 2 роки тому +7

    This man basically does an incoirrect summary which turns into a correct summary, I love it.

  • @poria1990
    @poria1990 Рік тому +3

    3:10 the thing about toilet air, if there is enough water that the room is filled to the ceiling then that said water is going to flow inside the toilet and the pipe behind it will be just water and no air.

  • @MiezMiezYT
    @MiezMiezYT 2 роки тому +4

    Thank you so much for uploading a censored variant of the video, all your videos are so entertainig!

  • @dailykrisztian
    @dailykrisztian 2 роки тому +10

    the deez nuts meme at 4:30 is perfect dude I had to laugh so hard rn its 3 am and I woke up my parents but DAMN XD

  • @mikes9339
    @mikes9339 2 роки тому +7

    "This movie gets a nice, cool... egg out of egg." LOL brilliant.

  • @vixengypsy
    @vixengypsy 2 роки тому +4

    I still haven't seen these movies, but you, Sir, make me want to watch them! Thanks for another great video.

  • @archiescriven6178
    @archiescriven6178 2 роки тому +4

    2:42 Why would you need a private jet with folding wings? i mean it's not a space problem, they obviously have a door big enough, there's a Nimrod Right next to it. Actully there's lot of of stuff in this hangar that doesn't make much sens for a organization that needs to be conspicuous, A seafury, 3 London buses , Greengrass's lorry from heartbeat (Alright i admit that's a nice reference to British TV) a Mig-27 and also how the hell do they move that bright yellow submarine.....Ohhh i get it... never mind

  • @jazzsenford3310
    @jazzsenford3310 2 роки тому +23

    Goddamn UA-cam and their monetizing laws. Censored isn't your style. I love the video anyway. Always a fan.

  • @JeSusTheSus
    @JeSusTheSus 2 роки тому +5

    1:40 can we please talk about that this is the best scene in the movie ?

  • @the_fwordforrealz8609
    @the_fwordforrealz8609 2 роки тому +3

    glad you're doing these censored I appreciate this

  • @samirm9097
    @samirm9097 Рік тому +5

    1:53 Nah he just tried to do The Matrix dodging bullets lean. Tried

  • @Taylor-lh1mn
    @Taylor-lh1mn 2 роки тому +6

    4:00 is the British prime minister not Swedish

  • @randomguy1048
    @randomguy1048 2 роки тому +6

    4:20 yep, that's Britain, i have to witness it

  • @Jimmy-pc9ed
    @Jimmy-pc9ed 2 роки тому +3

    I just fell in love with this guy and the content he makes

  • @stijnvossen8059
    @stijnvossen8059 2 роки тому

    Loved that the poster in the background just flipped upside down and back

  • @threefoldland
    @threefoldland 2 роки тому +1

    These videos are class. Theres no other way to put it.

  • @ultrafishgaming7841
    @ultrafishgaming7841 2 роки тому +8

    5:21 he basically said that

  • @chunky0075
    @chunky0075 2 роки тому +5

    I love his definition of “censored”

  • @manolososa5173
    @manolososa5173 2 роки тому

    Hahah your edits just keep getting better and better

  • @rubiblue418
    @rubiblue418 2 роки тому

    Thank youuuu I've been waiting for this

  • @comedyman4896
    @comedyman4896 2 роки тому +7

    1:00 lmao, fucking zoom meeting

  • @sirwambua1317
    @sirwambua1317 2 роки тому +15

    6:55 go crazy....🤪go stupid....🤪

  • @harshharsh4710
    @harshharsh4710 2 роки тому

    Bro this guy channel will boom in a month

  • @nicodallacorte6658
    @nicodallacorte6658 2 роки тому +1

    i loveyour videos i usually smoke a shesh while watching

  • @Ryanyugioh1919
    @Ryanyugioh1919 2 роки тому +7

    Thanks for uploading a censored version so I can actually watch without having to verify my account

  • @vedranthemadridista
    @vedranthemadridista Рік тому +7

    2:30 you sound like Indian dude who is telling me how to activate windows

  • @CLUMSY101
    @CLUMSY101 2 роки тому +1

    The way you explain things is freaking hilarious.... I'm bought, SUBCRIBE!

  • @haywoodjablome7822
    @haywoodjablome7822 2 роки тому +1

    Two videos in one day? Must be my birthday.

  • @IanMcMath
    @IanMcMath 2 роки тому +14

    This is great I can’t breathe 😂😂😂

  • @blue4547
    @blue4547 2 роки тому +5

    3:15 forgot to say one of the kids ded

  • @user-xk6ek6ci2f
    @user-xk6ek6ci2f 2 роки тому

    I love this mans content fr

  • @Polaroid168
    @Polaroid168 Рік тому

    thanks for making my day

  • @colshotlp9692
    @colshotlp9692 2 роки тому +10

    3:55 exactly my reaction XD I made the same face by the way XD

  • @juwelplaykid1042
    @juwelplaykid1042 2 роки тому +14

    Good censoring, bro. It’s fine, I only wanted to watch this one because I cannot watch the original

  • @huntcringedown2721
    @huntcringedown2721 2 роки тому

    Ok how the hell this man has only 4 videos I need more

  • @pepperleswelt674
    @pepperleswelt674 2 роки тому

    omfg this vid issss sooooo nice :) keep up like that

  • @victoriawang1356
    @victoriawang1356 2 роки тому +4

    0:50
    carpet
    the answer to your query is carpet

  • @Mxsfit11Six
    @Mxsfit11Six 2 роки тому +7

    2:49 Testing "faze" 👌🏻

  • @tdh3069
    @tdh3069 2 роки тому +1

    these videos make the movies so much better

  • @Roman-gy7pr
    @Roman-gy7pr 2 роки тому +1

    "spot of bother with the rozers" had me laughing more than it should have

  • @cookiqman
    @cookiqman 2 роки тому +10

    hey, more Outlast when? or did you end that series? id love to see you scared shitless again. but seriously love your content man, and if you sometimes feel like not making anything dont push it. have a good day.

    • @BloodyHonors
      @BloodyHonors 2 роки тому

      shut the heck up boi he chillin 😎 😎

  • @silasseaman7827
    @silasseaman7827 2 роки тому +7

    1:18 lego ma eggo

  • @not_enzo
    @not_enzo 2 роки тому

    I am so happy for you. You're getting ads man. You just got 2 ads in the start of the vid.

  • @RedDragonZ81
    @RedDragonZ81 2 роки тому +1

    Im lovin this extra channel

  • @dirtyboyzproductions6373
    @dirtyboyzproductions6373 2 роки тому +4

    I didn't think Id like the censored videos as much as the normal until I noticed they're not really censored lol

  • @aduck1359
    @aduck1359 Рік тому +4

    As a brit i can confirm all the british slang in this is 104% correct

  • @jackreacher9001
    @jackreacher9001 2 роки тому

    Two vids WE ARE BLESSED

  • @jake097
    @jake097 2 роки тому

    Two videos in a row
    Damn!!! Go highboi

  • @egg8253
    @egg8253 2 роки тому +10

    9:02 stormtroopers

  • @julian86484
    @julian86484 2 роки тому +7

    high boi wouldn’t be better for your channel if you uploaded the censored videos on your main, and uncensored on this one?

  • @folex_0793
    @folex_0793 3 місяці тому +2

    The guards be like the stereotypical Stormtrooper

  • @MrKlotzi123
    @MrKlotzi123 2 роки тому

    This is the best Content on UA-cam.

  • @jikert4815
    @jikert4815 2 роки тому +3

    I love this series. Please do the other movies in this series

  • @trevinotano
    @trevinotano 2 роки тому +4

    It’s not even censored lol

  • @napoleonbonaparte9422
    @napoleonbonaparte9422 2 роки тому

    Broo you had like 9k. Congrats 👏🎉

  • @Chynes328
    @Chynes328 2 роки тому

    These are amazing so entertaining keep it up

  • @carrot7590
    @carrot7590 2 роки тому +3

    Fun fact, the main actor ( the guy who played eggsy)'s dad is one of my neighbours.

  • @frederikjohansen732
    @frederikjohansen732 2 роки тому +2

    e

  • @benpetherick604
    @benpetherick604 Рік тому

    this is the highest rated high boi movie ever
    egg / egg = 100%

  • @KommandantHeinrich
    @KommandantHeinrich 8 місяців тому +1

    "Nice cool EGG Out of EGG" Beautiful

  • @sophjhat
    @sophjhat 2 роки тому

    I literally watched this the other day this is perfect timing

  • @theinfamousmeh8138
    @theinfamousmeh8138 2 роки тому

    the return of the king

  • @robloxplayer2585
    @robloxplayer2585 11 місяців тому

    omggg i remembered this movie in my childhood but didnt know what it was i just got small memories of it

  • @Birdman441
    @Birdman441 2 роки тому

    bro i have watched this on both channels and it is still entertaining.