Kingsmen explained by an idiot (censored)

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @Lucifer-ro4zi
    @Lucifer-ro4zi 2 роки тому +6555

    Imagine this mans in public speaking, instant A+ everytime

    • @emk4y391
      @emk4y391 2 роки тому +99

      Fr, I want to elect this man as president

    • @jackreacher9001
      @jackreacher9001 2 роки тому +60

      I feel like he is hella white and gets nervous in public

    • @youxkio
      @youxkio 2 роки тому +9

      Me too, after editing.

    • @alaster1403
      @alaster1403 2 роки тому +35

      @@jackreacher9001 bruh

    • @milkedman4753
      @milkedman4753 2 роки тому +3

      Who grades public speaking...?

  • @GreenFaceMT
    @GreenFaceMT 2 роки тому +3483

    Finally a movie that's rated 100% by high boi. Now I know that it's good.

  • @mikkopaloheimo6413
    @mikkopaloheimo6413 2 роки тому +3638

    The church scene is 5 mins long and epic with free bird playing in the backround.

  • @josephtarko3610
    @josephtarko3610 2 роки тому +3456

    When we needed him most, the legend posted. Two videos, no less.

  • @ImagineAnimationStudios
    @ImagineAnimationStudios 2 роки тому +3437

    I'm sure he only added "censored" on the title to trick yt

    • @dejif2482
      @dejif2482 2 роки тому +23

      @@petetorres5200 lmao same dude

    • @milituga628
      @milituga628 2 роки тому +61

      Who was the 9 mudafukas that liked this comment

    • @SH4NUU
      @SH4NUU 2 роки тому +9

      Now its 89 lol

    • @SH4NUU
      @SH4NUU 2 роки тому +12

      Btw 69 is my roll number in college 😅👌🏻

    • @ImagineAnimationStudios
      @ImagineAnimationStudios 2 роки тому +14

      Road to 420 ig

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 роки тому +698

    That church massacre scene is one of the best fight sequences I've seen in a movie

  • @minidyrus89
    @minidyrus89 2 роки тому +208

    1:54 streched
    2:05 normal
    3:35 upsidedown
    4:11 normal but big
    4:26 4:3
    5:03 "big brain time"
    7:39 CHAD
    7:59 ultra stretch upside down
    9:00 double drip
    9:47 acid trip

    • @NiIqwa
      @NiIqwa Рік тому +11

      Thank you
      Saved my life

  • @antonfeirer
    @antonfeirer 2 роки тому +1110

    High Boi: "Censored"
    Also High Boi at 0:02: "Fuck colorblind ppl logo"

    • @y.u.j.i6127
      @y.u.j.i6127 2 роки тому +14

      LMFAO-

    • @abdullahihussein5098
      @abdullahihussein5098 2 роки тому +6

      He swears a lot

    • @Calxify
      @Calxify 2 роки тому +2

      fam it isnt the same channel

    • @vorips
      @vorips 2 роки тому +22

      you know the funny thing is that he's right, it's really hard for me to see that logo

    • @najwawaheed8365
      @najwawaheed8365 Рік тому +3

      @@voripsI genuinely don’t knkw what it says lol

  • @olliesutton1804
    @olliesutton1804 2 роки тому +557

    As a plumber the toilet scene always amused me, the water would literally drain through the toilets, unless they were blocked which would mean they couldnt breath air through them 😂 The fact people just believe the pressure of the water in the room wouldnt force its way round a U bend is just ridiculous 😂

    • @rp6635
      @rp6635 2 роки тому +21

      i wondered how was it, that they had enough air to breath!

    • @capperbuns
      @capperbuns Рік тому +7

      Always thought that was bullshit, glad i was right.

    • @bable6314
      @bable6314 6 місяців тому +2

      The toilets would literally flush themselves with that amount of pressure

    • @Llamazalt
      @Llamazalt 26 днів тому

      did you kill bowser

  • @Iceman-hb3uk
    @Iceman-hb3uk 2 роки тому +140

    I've seen pretty much every film he explained and it's funny how he can tell actually quite good the story of the film while still being funny af.

  • @brmarko3
    @brmarko3 2 роки тому +663

    Appreciated for using the proper term "CENSORED", instead of this 'family friendly' bullshit.

  • @dangerousnoodle8779
    @dangerousnoodle8779 2 роки тому +101

    Lets take a moment to appreciate how when eggsy is ambushed by guards in the prison tunnels, he actually lifts his hand to cover his head with the bulletproof suit
    Small details

    • @anonme_
      @anonme_ 2 роки тому +6

      And before and after that, a legion of highly skilled soldiers can't take a single fucking headshot. Small details, my ass.

  • @yuyuredsan4727
    @yuyuredsan4727 2 роки тому +207

    The fact I watched this when I was a kid just to see it summarized in the most ridiculous way💀✋🏽

  • @y.u.j.i6127
    @y.u.j.i6127 2 роки тому +136

    "censored" is the new word for "yt WILL demonitize me if i 'swear" but rly in just gonna bc in lord heavens i have alot of sins and who cares.

  • @johnrafaelb.garcia269
    @johnrafaelb.garcia269 2 роки тому +28

    archer actually did get into the secret room in the animated short 5:32
    and i saw a reddit post that the MARV logo was a joke cuz the owner himself Matthew Vaughn cant even see it

  • @psychonautical6587
    @psychonautical6587 2 роки тому +23

    This is so much more efficient than re watching a film you’ve already seen, you can get the whole experience just from this guy reminding you stuff that happened 😂

  • @tempestx13
    @tempestx13 2 роки тому +32

    I want him to do tenet so badly because of how perplexed he might be at explaining or how easily he could explain it it could be super funny

  • @Martwy1312
    @Martwy1312 2 роки тому +107

    6:20
    Funny thing, a blank round from that range would fucking kill that dog either way
    bruh

    • @videoms1271
      @videoms1271 2 роки тому +64

      It's spy blank, it's even more blanker

    • @ClorxxKage
      @ClorxxKage Рік тому

      @@videoms1271 HA

    • @chrome7657
      @chrome7657 Рік тому +4

      Could just be a primer

    • @HlrMuja
      @HlrMuja Рік тому +1

      That realization sound from him followed by 'my bad' is the best😂

    • @1sugarplum971
      @1sugarplum971 Рік тому

      What's a "blank round"?

  • @rhettfuller1577
    @rhettfuller1577 2 роки тому +364

    You should more animated movies, Atlantis The Lost Empire and Treasure Planet would both be great for you to do
    I love watching your videos keep making them!!!

  • @malankyshanky9877
    @malankyshanky9877 2 роки тому +283

    I love how this is considered censorship
    (Second times the charm)

    • @youxkio
      @youxkio 2 роки тому +2

      Modest Pelican is that you?

    • @malankyshanky9877
      @malankyshanky9877 2 роки тому +3

      @@youxkio No this pfp is his nft, "pls don't screen shot one person per nft"

    • @overmind06
      @overmind06 2 роки тому +3

      you mean bleeping out the word "cunt" is not censoring?

    • @aladeenescobar1075
      @aladeenescobar1075 2 роки тому

      @@overmind06 fuck goes as usual tho

  • @Umbrasana
    @Umbrasana 2 роки тому +31

    Please continue uploading this often. You have no idea how enjoyable your content is. 🤝

  • @sarwarkhan7809
    @sarwarkhan7809 2 роки тому +61

    The editing was top notch... i had to rewind to see him.. he was totally blended in the crowd.. great editing..it's at 6:37

    • @krunkikrofna
      @krunkikrofna 2 роки тому +4

      Looks like it was in the movie and not edited

    • @ajjamsen694
      @ajjamsen694 9 місяців тому

      I didn't even notice, holy shit 😂

  • @comradegaming1897
    @comradegaming1897 2 роки тому +30

    That church scene changed fight scenes for me. Something about long shots with some very well hidden cuts that keeps you in the action and makes you feel like you're running around with the character kicking ass

  • @jackson9700
    @jackson9700 2 роки тому +22

    Thought I was freaking high for a moment and somehow imagined a whole ass video about spooderman but nope, turns out I was just extra blessed today.

  • @Cyro_Gen
    @Cyro_Gen 2 роки тому +8

    This man basically does an incoirrect summary which turns into a correct summary, I love it.

  • @agoodday596
    @agoodday596 2 роки тому +22

    he actually rated a movie 100%

  • @benmartin8015
    @benmartin8015 2 роки тому +18

    9:10 it’s not JUST spectacular it was fooking spectacular

  • @hamsterdam1942
    @hamsterdam1942 2 роки тому +59

    "censored"
    3 seconds in: "fuck"

  • @junkdude9486
    @junkdude9486 2 роки тому +12

    9:44 "and the nhe this movie gets a nice cool up his" man thats deep

  • @Z711zz
    @Z711zz 2 роки тому +18

    6:15
    Eggsy: you shoot your dog
    Harry: it was blank dipsh*t
    Eggsy: OOOOOOO ok

  • @joeljohn2042
    @joeljohn2042 2 роки тому +33

    How this man manages to demonetise a video of him recapping a spy movie is beyond my mortal comprehension

  • @ayushmurali5501
    @ayushmurali5501 2 роки тому +23

    I now realize that the Kings Man and the Kingsmen are both different movies...

    • @GamerGypps
      @GamerGypps 2 роки тому +3

      Part of the same Series though.

    • @danny-mb3pe
      @danny-mb3pe 2 роки тому +1

      It's the origin of the king's man what you want them to do?

  • @nonononono1237
    @nonononono1237 2 роки тому +51

    You're a LEGEND bro, you literally posted 2 videos a few seconds apart... WTF?!?
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    I ain't complaining tho😎

    • @kirby1225
      @kirby1225 2 роки тому

      bro it's a re-upload...

  • @poria1990
    @poria1990 Рік тому +6

    3:10 the thing about toilet air, if there is enough water that the room is filled to the ceiling then that said water is going to flow inside the toilet and the pipe behind it will be just water and no air.

  • @Cbrmkn98xs
    @Cbrmkn98xs 2 роки тому +10

    1:29 “the rozzers”
    *Top Gear flashbacks*

  • @MiezMiezYT
    @MiezMiezYT 2 роки тому +4

    Thank you so much for uploading a censored variant of the video, all your videos are so entertainig!

  • @vixengypsy
    @vixengypsy 2 роки тому +4

    I still haven't seen these movies, but you, Sir, make me want to watch them! Thanks for another great video.

  • @ledestroyerofworlds9366
    @ledestroyerofworlds9366 2 роки тому +11

    2:11 now I know what that word actually means

  • @dailykrisztian
    @dailykrisztian 2 роки тому +11

    the deez nuts meme at 4:30 is perfect dude I had to laugh so hard rn its 3 am and I woke up my parents but DAMN XD

  • @jazzsenford3310
    @jazzsenford3310 2 роки тому +23

    Goddamn UA-cam and their monetizing laws. Censored isn't your style. I love the video anyway. Always a fan.

  • @the_fwordforrealz8609
    @the_fwordforrealz8609 2 роки тому +3

    glad you're doing these censored I appreciate this

  • @coolcorgi9
    @coolcorgi9 2 роки тому +13

    6:45 WHEN THE DOOM MUSIC KICKS IN

  • @mikes9339
    @mikes9339 2 роки тому +7

    "This movie gets a nice, cool... egg out of egg." LOL brilliant.

  • @Ryanyugioh1919
    @Ryanyugioh1919 2 роки тому +7

    Thanks for uploading a censored version so I can actually watch without having to verify my account

  • @JeSusTheSus
    @JeSusTheSus 2 роки тому +5

    1:40 can we please talk about that this is the best scene in the movie ?

  • @archiescriven6178
    @archiescriven6178 2 роки тому +4

    2:42 Why would you need a private jet with folding wings? i mean it's not a space problem, they obviously have a door big enough, there's a Nimrod Right next to it. Actully there's lot of of stuff in this hangar that doesn't make much sens for a organization that needs to be conspicuous, A seafury, 3 London buses , Greengrass's lorry from heartbeat (Alright i admit that's a nice reference to British TV) a Mig-27 and also how the hell do they move that bright yellow submarine.....Ohhh i get it... never mind

  • @Jimmy-pc9ed
    @Jimmy-pc9ed 2 роки тому +3

    I just fell in love with this guy and the content he makes

  • @stijnvossen8059
    @stijnvossen8059 2 роки тому

    Loved that the poster in the background just flipped upside down and back

  • @N0VaDa
    @N0VaDa 2 роки тому +40

    Ey high boooooooi could you do encantooooooooooo some day pls:)

  • @threefoldland
    @threefoldland 2 роки тому +1

    These videos are class. Theres no other way to put it.

  • @chunky0075
    @chunky0075 2 роки тому +6

    I love his definition of “censored”

  • @haywoodjablome7822
    @haywoodjablome7822 2 роки тому +1

    Two videos in one day? Must be my birthday.

  • @juwelplaykid1042
    @juwelplaykid1042 2 роки тому +14

    Good censoring, bro. It’s fine, I only wanted to watch this one because I cannot watch the original

  • @Maple_Syruhp
    @Maple_Syruhp Рік тому +1

    the fact he calls the British SAS "spy dudes" makes me laugh uncontrollably
    W video

  • @samirm9097
    @samirm9097 2 роки тому +5

    1:53 Nah he just tried to do The Matrix dodging bullets lean. Tried

  • @tdh3069
    @tdh3069 2 роки тому +1

    these videos make the movies so much better

  • @comedyman4896
    @comedyman4896 2 роки тому +8

    1:00 lmao, fucking zoom meeting

  • @tylerharry6319
    @tylerharry6319 9 днів тому

    Egg out of egg for the rating? That's probably the best score any movie has gotten on this channel.

  • @vedranthemadridista
    @vedranthemadridista 2 роки тому +9

    2:30 you sound like Indian dude who is telling me how to activate windows

  • @linusprime2661
    @linusprime2661 2 роки тому +1

    When I saw the title: Pogchamp face*
    When I saw censored: my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. But I’m gonna watch it anyway

  • @dirtyboyzproductions6373
    @dirtyboyzproductions6373 2 роки тому +4

    I didn't think Id like the censored videos as much as the normal until I noticed they're not really censored lol

  • @harshharsh4710
    @harshharsh4710 2 роки тому

    Bro this guy channel will boom in a month

  • @cookiqman
    @cookiqman 2 роки тому +10

    hey, more Outlast when? or did you end that series? id love to see you scared shitless again. but seriously love your content man, and if you sometimes feel like not making anything dont push it. have a good day.

    • @BloodyHonors
      @BloodyHonors 2 роки тому

      shut the heck up boi he chillin 😎 😎

  • @KommandantHeinrich
    @KommandantHeinrich Рік тому +1

    "Nice cool EGG Out of EGG" Beautiful

  • @sirwambua1317
    @sirwambua1317 2 роки тому +15

    6:55 go crazy....🤪go stupid....🤪

  • @Roman-gy7pr
    @Roman-gy7pr 2 роки тому +1

    "spot of bother with the rozers" had me laughing more than it should have

  • @ultrafishgaming7841
    @ultrafishgaming7841 2 роки тому +9

    5:21 he basically said that

  • @THEAXOLOTT
    @THEAXOLOTT Місяць тому

    Bro THIS MOVIE IS THE BEST AND U EXPLAINED IT SI GOOD

  • @randomguy1048
    @randomguy1048 2 роки тому +6

    4:20 yep, that's Britain, i have to witness it

  • @rovdp15
    @rovdp15 2 роки тому

    can't forget the part where eggsy absolutely tears the below part in a very sensual way of the swedish princess

  • @victoriawang1356
    @victoriawang1356 2 роки тому +5

    0:50
    carpet
    the answer to your query is carpet

  • @bxauh
    @bxauh 2 місяці тому

    he gave this movie a perfect score crazy to think about

  • @Taylor-lh1mn
    @Taylor-lh1mn 2 роки тому +6

    4:00 is the British prime minister not Swedish

  • @nicodallacorte6658
    @nicodallacorte6658 2 роки тому +1

    i loveyour videos i usually smoke a shesh while watching

  • @IanMcMath
    @IanMcMath 2 роки тому +14

    This is great I can’t breathe 😂😂😂

  • @manolososa5173
    @manolososa5173 2 роки тому

    Hahah your edits just keep getting better and better

  • @colshotlp9692
    @colshotlp9692 2 роки тому +11

    3:55 exactly my reaction XD I made the same face by the way XD

  • @greatyeeter4967
    @greatyeeter4967 2 роки тому +1

    Holy shit this might be the first and last perfect score he will ever give a movie.

  • @aduck1359
    @aduck1359 2 роки тому +4

    As a brit i can confirm all the british slang in this is 104% correct

  • @benpetherick604
    @benpetherick604 Рік тому

    this is the highest rated high boi movie ever
    egg / egg = 100%

  • @Zi4rra
    @Zi4rra 2 роки тому +6

    3:15 forgot to say one of the kids ded

  • @vitamin_pr0tein
    @vitamin_pr0tein 8 годин тому

    That thumbnail is a gem

  • @Mxsfit11Six
    @Mxsfit11Six 2 роки тому +7

    2:49 Testing "faze" 👌🏻

  • @LimeDragonBoi
    @LimeDragonBoi 2 роки тому

    Thanks for uploading a censored version

  • @julian86484
    @julian86484 2 роки тому +7

    high boi wouldn’t be better for your channel if you uploaded the censored videos on your main, and uncensored on this one?

  • @xaleon6847
    @xaleon6847 2 роки тому

    Egg out of egg is the only 100% review he’s ever given I think

  • @carrot7590
    @carrot7590 2 роки тому +3

    Fun fact, the main actor ( the guy who played eggsy)'s dad is one of my neighbours.

  • @Birdman441
    @Birdman441 2 роки тому

    bro i have watched this on both channels and it is still entertaining.

  • @jikert4815
    @jikert4815 2 роки тому +3

    I love this series. Please do the other movies in this series

  • @huntcringedown2721
    @huntcringedown2721 2 роки тому

    Ok how the hell this man has only 4 videos I need more

  • @cl0msy
    @cl0msy Рік тому +4

    7:56 already coated in the cup

  • @not_enzo
    @not_enzo 2 роки тому

    I am so happy for you. You're getting ads man. You just got 2 ads in the start of the vid.

  • @egg8253
    @egg8253 2 роки тому +12

    9:02 stormtroopers

  • @MrKlotzi123
    @MrKlotzi123 2 роки тому

    This is the best Content on UA-cam.

  • @trevinotano
    @trevinotano 2 роки тому +9

    It’s not even censored lol

  • @Moles-k9o
    @Moles-k9o 2 роки тому

    I love this mans content fr

  • @silasseaman7827
    @silasseaman7827 2 роки тому +7

    1:18 lego ma eggo

  • @raichu7836
    @raichu7836 2 роки тому +1

    The censored videos are getting recomnded to me way way more than main channel im not even subscribed to this channel yet ig the censor is working

  • @frederikjohansen732
    @frederikjohansen732 2 роки тому +2

    e

  • @CLUMSY101
    @CLUMSY101 2 роки тому +1

    The way you explain things is freaking hilarious.... I'm bought, SUBCRIBE!