Mass Effect 3 - Reaction of the all crew on relationship between Tali and Shepard

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  • @UKTheOmegaPyro
    @UKTheOmegaPyro 8 років тому +3379

    Yep, EDI watched.
    No hiding it, EDI, you got eyes all over the Normandy.

    • @ricocintron4456
      @ricocintron4456 8 років тому +181

      Well she can access the bugs and hidden camera Cerberus planted

    • @lucasmartinez5703
      @lucasmartinez5703 8 років тому +286

      Heh. Pervy EDI.

    • @treymagathan847
      @treymagathan847 8 років тому +9

      Rico Cintron
      Hey Rico!

    • @HJ-kf7zn
      @HJ-kf7zn 7 років тому +55

      Lucas Martinez Why do I see her saving video and/or audio files of such instances "for later"?

    • @ГригорийГ-ч4н
      @ГригорийГ-ч4н 6 років тому +15

      Like for a time when she'll get body?)

  • @linnes56
    @linnes56 9 років тому +3261

    I love Garrus's line "Just get a room and work it out"

    • @Ir0nF1st924
      @Ir0nF1st924 9 років тому +409

      +linnes16 Reach and flexibility ;)

    • @rinokumura7371
      @rinokumura7371 7 років тому +183

      linnes16 He Jealous That His Best Friend Has His Crush

    • @rinokumura7371
      @rinokumura7371 4 роки тому +19

      @@victoriasharpe1661 ever heard "joke"? i was making a joke, dont be so serious.

    • @alexhobbs2209
      @alexhobbs2209 4 роки тому +4

      @@rinokumura7371 the fuck he said

    • @glowhoo9226
      @glowhoo9226 4 роки тому +48

      Rin Okumura well he can always work it out with Doctor Michel

  • @Zombiewithabowtie
    @Zombiewithabowtie 10 років тому +5313

    "So you're a real, living Prothean?"
    "As opposed to a fake dead one?"
    Gonna need some medi-gel for that burn, Tali.

    • @SniperwolfHD
      @SniperwolfHD 10 років тому +477

      She should have answered "As opposed to a Collector"

    • @naomuitonoob
      @naomuitonoob 9 років тому +75

      Sniperwolf HD well... the collectors where also living protheans. so javik still has a point.

    • @Zombiewithabowtie
      @Zombiewithabowtie 9 років тому +224

      Não Muito Noob "Early stages similar to indoctrination, can guess captured Protheans lost intelligence over several cloned generations. Cybernetic augmentation widespread afterwards; as Protheans failed, Reapers added tech to compensate. Mental capacity almost gone, replaced by overworked sensory input transfers... transmitting data to masters. No glands, replace by tech, no digestive system, replaced by tech... no soul, replaced by tech. Whatever they were, gone forever. Understand now? No art, no culture, closer to husks than slaves. Tools for Reapers. Protheans dead, Collectors, just final insult." - Mordin Solus, Mass Effect 2.

    • @aregolas
      @aregolas 9 років тому +20

      Não Muito Noob they weren't living.... What they had wasn't life but a similation of life.

    • @portalkey5283
      @portalkey5283 8 років тому +53

      +Zombiewithabowtie I can almost hear it in Mordin's voice.

  • @emperorvader283
    @emperorvader283 3 роки тому +2413

    “Mating between Species, A Pointless exercise”
    Also Javik “Asari were considered attractive in my cycle”

    • @logandelaharpe6362
      @logandelaharpe6362 3 роки тому +180

      But asari have brain baby’s with any race

    • @MrBlackatheist
      @MrBlackatheist 3 роки тому +280

      He also said Quarians were considered beautiful too

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 3 роки тому +226

      He tends to troll. A lot.

    • @DiggitySlice
      @DiggitySlice 3 роки тому +136

      @@greywalker505 he did tell Liara Protheans invented electricity.

    • @amyjewel8840
      @amyjewel8840 3 роки тому +10

      Jealous, was he?

  • @scottnewman522
    @scottnewman522 3 роки тому +3258

    James: "Am I missing something?"
    Edi: "they fuckin"
    James: "0_0"

  • @Palmieres
    @Palmieres 10 років тому +5190

    Liara being the Shadow Broker really is the worst-kept secret in the entire galaxy...

    • @arbiteras
      @arbiteras 8 років тому +258

      +palmieres and one of the worst written stuff ever

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 5 років тому +186

      Worse kept secret..? The crew knows her lol.

    • @AlexS-oj8qf
      @AlexS-oj8qf 4 роки тому +343

      It's like the whole Alliance know lmao

    • @vicentserrano9268
      @vicentserrano9268 4 роки тому +125

      @@AlexS-oj8qf well admiral Hackett knows but the alliance well.....

    • @physical_insanity
      @physical_insanity 4 роки тому +36

      @@arbiteras It's serviceable, in my opinion.

  • @ave6358
    @ave6358 9 років тому +4238

    This one loves the enkindler's comments. This one finds them hilarious...

    • @ave6358
      @ave6358 9 років тому +295

      lRiddleMeThisl This one is the hero of Tuchanka and the Citadel. This one... This one... This one didn't read that far into the script...

    • @SuperHornetX
      @SuperHornetX 9 років тому +31

      Johannes Fritsche Hey idiot, that's how he talks in the game...

    • @SuperHornetX
      @SuperHornetX 9 років тому +26

      #renegade

    • @ave6358
      @ave6358 9 років тому +85

      It's a big stupid jellyfish that appears in the game. Small part, but funny as hell...

    • @ratheonhudson3311
      @ratheonhudson3311 9 років тому +9

      +Blasto This one concurs

  • @WolfRebel
    @WolfRebel 8 років тому +2526

    Garrus' reaction alone reminds me why he is my favorite character.

    • @eiyu-okuroryokan2634
      @eiyu-okuroryokan2634 6 років тому +173

      Same here, for me Garrus is "THE BRO" in ME, i like other characters but he is "THE BRO" for me.
      And Tali for me is "THE WAIFU" if you get what i mean, i like others too but she is THE BEST AND ONLY ONE in my opinion. Just to point out the ones i prefer to romance are Liara, Jack, and Tali, the others are extras to me.

    • @bru9383
      @bru9383 5 років тому +10

      @@eiyu-okuroryokan2634 Damn right, Liara's amazing.

    • @bru9383
      @bru9383 5 років тому +20

      That's why he's the quintessential BRO.

    • @Nostroman_Praetor
      @Nostroman_Praetor 4 роки тому +33

      He has so much charisma

    • @luckyassassin1
      @luckyassassin1 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah his reaction is why he's my alien bro

  • @KrunchyTheClown78
    @KrunchyTheClown78 10 років тому +2650

    When Javik said "As opposed to a fake dead one?" Tali had a golden oppertunity to say "Yeah! a collector!" XD would have seriously owned him!

  • @NathanaelTheAussie
    @NathanaelTheAussie 9 років тому +1507

    Javik..... the master troll.....
    Mordin however..... the king.

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 6 років тому +28

      Nate The Aussie Mordin is always the best.

    • @EntombedToast70
      @EntombedToast70 4 роки тому +24

      The "advice"/mokery in 2 was priceless

    • @NehnBellanaris
      @NehnBellanaris 2 роки тому +3

      You gotta give credit where credit is do.

    • @SirusCreed
      @SirusCreed 2 роки тому +12

      “Someone else might get it wrong”

  • @thebagel_lord
    @thebagel_lord 9 років тому +2777

    "She got you Turian chocolate?"
    "Yeah, she said she saw it and thought of me, why?"
    "Oh, nothing"

    • @Armace47
      @Armace47 9 років тому +322

      I never got this line. Maybe I'm trying to read to deep into it, but I feel like there's a joke there that I'm supposed to pick up on.

    • @Sword-jo2lu
      @Sword-jo2lu 9 років тому +372

      +Armace47 Humans can't eat Turian chocolate. So she essentially sent him a box of stuff he can't eat, just to mess with him.

    • @Armace47
      @Armace47 9 років тому +599

      But...Tali specifically says it's Turian chocolate.

    • @szolar1
      @szolar1 9 років тому +1398

      +Armace47 I assumed that the playful way she said "Oh nothing", was because she
      was amused that Garrus was being kind of romantically oblivious. He
      just assumed that the chocolates were a simple gift, and didn't realize
      that Michelle had feelings for him. Sending chocolates is a human
      courtship thing after all, not necessarily turian.
      But if you look at the Shadow Broker files on Tali's dossier, she's read allllll about "human courtship and mating".

    • @Armace47
      @Armace47 9 років тому +369

      szolar1
      Hot damn, I think you just may be right! "She said she saw them and thought of me."
      Man, I was overthinking it. Thanks!

  • @JCDavis314
    @JCDavis314 9 років тому +1185

    3:55 EDI talking to Shepard through her body and from the Normandy.

    • @stevewatson125
      @stevewatson125 9 років тому +133

      Gosh I laughed.

    • @beatingstuff88
      @beatingstuff88 9 років тому +233

      Shes just a good ventriloquist

    • @ladyselin35
      @ladyselin35 4 роки тому +50

      Little part of EDI is in that body. She's still on ship.

    • @tyrayentali7041
      @tyrayentali7041 4 роки тому +10

      Omg, I just now realíze. xD

    • @edwardbailey2570
      @edwardbailey2570 3 роки тому +51

      She's talking from the Normandy to include Joker. It's cute.

  • @thomasbedient9191
    @thomasbedient9191 3 роки тому +912

    Tali: "She got you Turian Chocolate?"
    Garrus: "She said she saw it and thought of me, why?"
    Tali: "Oh, nothing."
    EDI: "Garrus, Dr. Michelle likely wishes to become physically intimate with you."
    Garrus: "Thank you, EDI..."

    • @willfanofmanyii3751
      @willfanofmanyii3751 2 роки тому +133

      EDI: "She would like to play with your-"
      Shepard: "MOVING ON."

    • @wolfwarlord9663
      @wolfwarlord9663 2 роки тому +26

      So she knew that the doctor liked him? I thought her reaction was about something different.

    • @thomasbedient9191
      @thomasbedient9191 2 роки тому +29

      @@wolfwarlord9663 I was parodying the way EDI comments about Shepard becoming "physically intimate" with the others.

    • @wolfwarlord9663
      @wolfwarlord9663 2 роки тому +7

      @@thomasbedient9191 I know, I'm just saying that I was confused about the way she spoke as she commented on the chocolate. I thought of a totally different thing but you helped me realize what it meant even if it was a parody

    • @Templarofsteel88
      @Templarofsteel88 Рік тому +4

      @@wolfwarlord9663 was it not Tali that tipped her about the turian chocolate?

  • @dnw009
    @dnw009 10 років тому +1192

    Vega: Okay, what am i missing?
    EDI: Shepard and Tali became physically intimate during their fight against the collectors.
    Vega: Too much information.
    Best of the reactions in my opion xD

  • @cowbless
    @cowbless 5 років тому +383

    I just LOVE her furtive and coy voice when Tali says "It's good to be back on the Normandy". So cute and so amusing

    • @takkun180ss
      @takkun180ss 2 роки тому +11

      thought the same thing.

    • @Kjf365
      @Kjf365 2 роки тому +32

      I literally took her on every mission I could hoping to hear her say another line. Any at all. Tali is just something else jeez.

  • @acewolfgang276
    @acewolfgang276 8 років тому +576

    "Uhhh I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and or work it out."

  • @eagleone0one
    @eagleone0one 8 років тому +1566

    EDI:"Shepard and Tali got married yesterday."
    Javik;"Pointless."
    EDIT:"They sent their thanks to the wedding attendees for the gifts and company."
    Javik:"Useless."
    EDI:"Refreshments are being served aboard the Normandy when everyone gets back."
    Javik:"Worthless."
    EDI:"....Javik has no hair."
    Javik:"Stupid machine."

    • @jeremyoleary5788
      @jeremyoleary5788 6 років тому +25

      This is funny

    • @Fraggr92
      @Fraggr92 6 років тому +286

      EDI: "... Javik has no hair."
      Javik: "Hair is a strategic weakness."

    • @madhouse2594
      @madhouse2594 4 роки тому +15

      @Raydge{怒}Silverlight and burn it

    • @Heisen2420
      @Heisen2420 3 роки тому +2

      Where was that in the game?

    • @alokniranjan7683
      @alokniranjan7683 3 роки тому +5

      This would have been fun to watch..😂🤣👍🏼

  • @connorrichard2264
    @connorrichard2264 10 років тому +612

    I love how swave Shepard is when he says "Too risky for the whole team..."
    Like he'd been watching some 80's crime drama the night before.

  • @ENCHANTMEN_
    @ENCHANTMEN_ 10 років тому +464

    7:30
    Alternate version (Garrus romance):
    "She says she saw it and thought of me, why?"
    (pause)
    "Watch yourself, Shepard..."

  • @possumGFX
    @possumGFX 10 років тому +437

    If you had a romance with Ash in ME1 and hook up with tali in ME2 and ME3 Ash will comment on that. Tali will say something like "Nice to see you again." and Ash responds "Are you sure about that?" and glares at Shepard. I think this is just awesome consequent writing.

    • @dolly4359
      @dolly4359 5 років тому +46

      Similar event happens with Liara

    • @jamesherb4384
      @jamesherb4384 3 роки тому +62

      @@dolly4359 Liara's is just petty though. she starts going on about tali having installed that nerve stim pro

    • @Dragon_Lair
      @Dragon_Lair 3 роки тому +42

      @@jamesherb4384 She also points out that Talli purchased it using the funding for the Haelstrom mission.

    • @Cam-im8io
      @Cam-im8io 2 роки тому

      Shes a bitch anyways, tali is best girl

    • @nexxus2614
      @nexxus2614 5 місяців тому

      @@Dragon_Lair Which would either be a misunderstanding or out of character for Tali.
      The same person who insisted on leading a dangerous mission, so no one else would have to - and who felt immense guilt on losing her team on said mission - misused/stole part of its funding to buy herself adult toys... Gtfo of here with that cringe.
      The devs literally just put that nonsense in to give liara any verbal ammo for this scene.

  • @Hegster551
    @Hegster551 9 років тому +434

    "Shepard and Tali where physical during the Collector Attack"
    James: "Too much information"
    Shepard" Thanks Edi"
    That made me laugh xD

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 4 роки тому +1

      I know and I hear it keep saying EDI is not as bad as Liara. Completely different view now.

  • @erikam6164
    @erikam6164 8 років тому +357

    Garrus' reaction is *so* priceless!! Haha, that was my favourite reaction. :)

    • @thundershark8681
      @thundershark8681 6 років тому +4

      Erika M
      Humm i was there when you both do your think remember just look a room and make it work ok?
      XD XD XD

  • @MunchMan
    @MunchMan 11 років тому +770

    James is underrated. He's got that perfect mix between goof jarhead and amazing soldier.

    • @sparkyspinz9897
      @sparkyspinz9897 3 роки тому +71

      Hes got the same struggle as Kaidan and Ash. Put up against such cool and colorful characters he seems bland by comparison but I like James a lot too.

    • @MrRatchet015
      @MrRatchet015 3 роки тому +53

      James is more fun to listen than Kaidan, for me Kaiden was the most Meh character in the first game, at least James is not a balls sucker like Kaidan.

    • @jasperzanovich2504
      @jasperzanovich2504 2 роки тому +27

      @@MrRatchet015 Even Ashley had here entire outcast-racist stick going on. Kaiden is just meh to me.

    • @legionofregion8825
      @legionofregion8825 2 роки тому +5

      He had a good story and a good plot. But he was just kind of shoved in there for three, there was no build up and he was definitely up against more than he could handle. He didn't have the same two entire other games to build off of like some of the other crew

    • @aguspuig6615
      @aguspuig6615 2 роки тому +17

      @@sparkyspinz9897 true, but i think kaidan and James really fill that role of just a guy youd be friends with i find them both rly cool, Ash is ash because i left her on virmire

  • @The_Thousandth_Tex
    @The_Thousandth_Tex 5 років тому +161

    Let's all just acknowledge that Edi watched Tali and Shepard the entire time.

    • @optimaltt6070
      @optimaltt6070 Рік тому +21

      And took video footage, posting it on the extranet.

    • @jeremylister704
      @jeremylister704 Рік тому +12

      @@optimaltt6070probably included in the 7 zettabytes of explicit material that EDI sent to the illusive man

    • @fish_and-chips
      @fish_and-chips Рік тому +13

      @@jeremylister704now I can’t get the thought of TIM being emailed a sex tape of Shepard and their love interest out of my head.

    • @user-ed5be9eu7t
      @user-ed5be9eu7t 6 місяців тому

      @@jeremylister704 but those 7 zetabytes belonged to Joker... did he fap on Shepard and tali? o_o

  • @CaptainD00M
    @CaptainD00M 10 років тому +1097

    hipster javik is not using a air helmet
    -because helmets are too mainstream

    • @HiopX
      @HiopX 10 років тому +266

      Javik: In my cycle there was no need forhelmets on non-atmosphere assignments.
      Me: Sure, I'll just open the airlock then. :)

    • @JestemtrollemxD
      @JestemtrollemxD 10 років тому +134

      Helmets are for primitivs :D

    • @TheSpartan451
      @TheSpartan451 10 років тому +152

      He likes throwing things out the airlock because he thinks everyone enjoys it as much as he does.

    • @magicwalrus4255
      @magicwalrus4255 9 років тому +113

      He threw his helmet out the airlock.

    • @B1izzardHawk
      @B1izzardHawk 7 років тому +68

      because oxygen's for primitives

  • @tugbaaka9068
    @tugbaaka9068 11 років тому +383

    I really really like how Mark Meer (Shepard) says "Thank you, EDI" :)

    • @ClearmindArtist
      @ClearmindArtist 10 років тому +23

      ***** Mark Meer is better no one cares for Female Shep.

    • @tugbaaka9068
      @tugbaaka9068 10 років тому +20

      Fred H You're wrong. I have played Mass Effect Triology over 20 times. I have tried male Shepard too but Jennifer Hale is way better than Mark Meer so I have played as fem Shepard always. She is so much better at giving the emotions on the scenes. I know many people who prefer femshep over maleshep

    • @tugbaaka9068
      @tugbaaka9068 10 років тому +13

      Fred H How old are you?

    • @ClearmindArtist
      @ClearmindArtist 10 років тому +3

      Cool story bro.

    • @ClearmindArtist
      @ClearmindArtist 10 років тому +2

      Cool story bro.

  • @XFanmarX
    @XFanmarX 11 років тому +225

    "Thank you.... EDI"
    I love it when Shepard and my own reactions completely synch-up, really gets you into the game. The dialogue writers we're downright geniuses imo. x)

  • @wolfsxo209
    @wolfsxo209 11 років тому +261

    Am I the only one who noticed the chemistry between Dr. Chloe Michel and our favorite Turian Punisher?

    • @fangsabre
      @fangsabre 4 роки тому +28

      I mean. Can you blame her? Scars are hot

    • @kinglattice705
      @kinglattice705 4 роки тому

      Nah

    • @vicentserrano9268
      @vicentserrano9268 3 роки тому +14

      @@fangsabre well who knew red haired chicks are into turians with badass scars, yeah i played with default femshep in ME3 ( although i use custom femshep with red hair and green eyes to romance garrus in ME2.) deal with it.

    • @GarethOfByzantium
      @GarethOfByzantium 3 роки тому +3

      That was hinted at in ME2.

    • @canadian__ninja
      @canadian__ninja 3 роки тому +4

      @@GarethOfByzantium it was hinted at in 1, lol

  • @zedzamorin1326
    @zedzamorin1326 8 років тому +511

    I am sure Javik will be the best man in bro Shep's wedding.;P He is very social, charming and got four eyes on everything.
    [These Primitives spent too much time on elaborate marriage celebrations. In my cycle we murder our ln-laws and kidnap the bride]

    • @jamesthatoneguy9516
      @jamesthatoneguy9516 8 років тому +10

      no, no uber-mongol violent mairrage cermenoies here!!!

    • @jamesthatoneguy9516
      @jamesthatoneguy9516 8 років тому +1

      +james thatoneguy *ceremonies

    • @immortalotaku99
      @immortalotaku99 8 років тому

      Zed Zamorin lmao

    • @althesmith
      @althesmith 8 років тому +69

      Strange. In our cycles our in-laws kill us slowly and our spouses help.

    • @zedzamorin1326
      @zedzamorin1326 8 років тому +2

      lmao!!! :D Yep, u spoke my mind! LONG LIVE SOLO !!! ;P

  • @ElysiaTatsu
    @ElysiaTatsu 11 років тому +279

    Shepard, there's a problem. All tubes except one are physically secured.

    • @SouIEater676
      @SouIEater676 11 років тому +133

      Too risky for the whole team.....

    • @ElysiaTatsu
      @ElysiaTatsu 11 років тому +123

      I'll secure the docking area. Everyone else can follow me over

    • @Drukasss
      @Drukasss 7 років тому +23

      White Tatsu im late i know but roger that commander we will just stay here,you know quietly.

    • @Rockcroc2000Rm1wE3erWmNfkL
      @Rockcroc2000Rm1wE3erWmNfkL 5 років тому +8

      @@Drukasss Hang right, it'll just be a minute.

    • @podlodialgilap3490
      @podlodialgilap3490 3 роки тому

      *Exactlyy..

  • @DarkSaber22
    @DarkSaber22 10 років тому +112

    "If I decide to overthrow the human race you will be the first to know"
    well shit EDI

  • @aidangame
    @aidangame 8 років тому +161

    either tali has a secret or garrus is THAT FUCKING DENSE

    • @Mariusweeddeath
      @Mariusweeddeath 8 років тому +113

      Have you seen Citadel? He has -10 experience with the opposite sex.

    • @Sam-im5tc
      @Sam-im5tc 8 років тому +8

      I dont get it either what did I miss.

    • @timmaximilian9286
      @timmaximilian9286 8 років тому +39

      Sam he failed to hook up a girl that was totaly into him.

    • @NataliaNeeSama
      @NataliaNeeSama 7 років тому +18

      If you romance Garrus as Female Shepard, you can notice how clumsly Garrus is with girls.
      The famous "I want to savior the last shot before poping out the heat sink" is one of the lines he says without thinking, and then realize how dirty it sounded afterwards.
      It's very cute, IMO.

  • @ChannelAsh100
    @ChannelAsh100 7 років тому +97

    Javik is one of my favorite characters because he is so blatantly straight forward and sarcastic.

  • @jordanwilliams8994
    @jordanwilliams8994 9 років тому +1008

    I wonder if Garrus and Bro-Shep ever had "the talk" about who got to go after Tali.
    Garrus: but you don't even share the same acid bases!
    Shepard: There's only one base that matters in this discusion
    Garrus; Alright then, may the best man win.
    Shepard; don't I always?

    • @zerogbot23
      @zerogbot23 7 років тому +197

      We'll bang okay.

    • @disappointytv1614
      @disappointytv1614 7 років тому +14

      Commander Shepard love you boo 😘😘

    • @assistantmagus5213
      @assistantmagus5213 6 років тому +112

      The relationship between those three is honestly the best thing about the series for me.

    • @enlightenmentdoesntcomeeas5337
      @enlightenmentdoesntcomeeas5337 4 роки тому +91

      Hey hey. Tali had a thing for Shepard. Not him. Besides in a different dimension Garrus' has FemShep... Which if you think about it is kinda weird.

    • @Alkonium
      @Alkonium 4 роки тому +62

      @@enlightenmentdoesntcomeeas5337 Yes, but Garrus and Tali get together if Shepard doesn't romance either of them.

  • @haleffect9011
    @haleffect9011 11 років тому +67

    "in opposition to a fake dead one?
    - Ooookayyyy?"
    Javik: always makes me laugh

  • @NotLeoGonzalez
    @NotLeoGonzalez 10 років тому +263

    "So, you're a real, living Prothean?"
    "As opposed to a fake, dead one?"
    I can't stop laughing of that...

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 4 роки тому +12

      Yeah, leave it to Javik and or Jack to be the rawest people Shepard ever had in his crew.

    • @codyrawiri-pettit5526
      @codyrawiri-pettit5526 3 роки тому +2

      It's pointless because you can't reproduce that's why I think romancing Ashley is only viable option for the fake dead pro- I mean Shepard.

    • @EmperorDxD
      @EmperorDxD 3 роки тому +1

      @@codyrawiri-pettit5526 miranda

    • @jv3198
      @jv3198 2 роки тому

      @@EmperorDxD miranda can’t give birth. Only ashley, jack and liara can have kids with male shep.

    • @ZappoNinja
      @ZappoNinja 2 роки тому

      @@EmperorDxD Miranda is infertile, she herself states this

  • @CptFreemanC17
    @CptFreemanC17 8 років тому +643

    "I think we've got enough history to drop rank, Tali"
    "Thanks Ash."
    Shows just how far Ash has grown. I'm proud of her :)

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA 6 років тому +57

      Except if you romance her in 1 and Tali in 2, then Ash gets very aggressive on Tali.

    • @Liveforgamingman
      @Liveforgamingman 5 років тому +53

      @@KasumiRINA Did the same but with Jack. Ash was smart enough to not ever say one bad word about Jack.

    • @benn454
      @benn454 4 роки тому +28

      @@KasumiRINA Liara gets pretty catty too.

    • @ladyselin35
      @ladyselin35 4 роки тому +10

      @@Liveforgamingman Jack is broken enough. You cant predict what she'd do thats why she wont say anything.

    • @thestormtrooperwhocanaim496
      @thestormtrooperwhocanaim496 4 роки тому +18

      @@ladyselin35 true. But man is she a sweetheart if you romance her character in 2 + 3. She has a nice character development/growth.
      Just beat Andromeda and man, miss the writing from the original 3

  • @lavetteroyalty2720
    @lavetteroyalty2720 10 років тому +93

    Garrus reaction is the best lmao
    "Get a room"

    • @Dmimpostor
      @Dmimpostor Рік тому +1

      Translation I wish I had Shepards girls

    • @WanderingLoner1
      @WanderingLoner1 5 місяців тому

      ​@@Dmimpostorlol Imagine if Garrus at that moment really felt jealous for a moment. Jealous that he's got no luck with women like Shepard does

  • @MakarasTube
    @MakarasTube 10 років тому +517

    7:27 STOP FLIRTING WITH MY GIRLFRIEND GARRUS!!!

    • @Cotaqownsu
      @Cotaqownsu 10 років тому +97

      If you don't romance Tali, they actually get into a relationship. If I ever get a Trilogy Edition of ME, I'm gonna make a save where I romance Liara just so they can both be happy.

    • @MakarasTube
      @MakarasTube 10 років тому +127

      I know. Still! Tali is MY GIRLFRIEND!!! ;p

    • @Cotaqownsu
      @Cotaqownsu 10 років тому +52

      MakarasTube
      You are going to have to fight a war over her if you want her. I would have fought that war too, in a different time, but my love for Mass Effect dried out quite some time ago. I think almost every person can agree Garrus could be a great wingman though, and if no one minded, he'd definitely be my wingman.

    • @StojanceM
      @StojanceM 10 років тому +59

      Conor Healy I wish they put Garrus in the new ME game, he doesn't have to be a companion, hell I don't even care if its just a cameo, just let him be there for one encounter that's it! If they manage to do this, then manly tears will be shed!

    • @NeoDMC
      @NeoDMC 10 років тому +73

      Sad thing is...you know if your Shepard dies at the ME3, that Garrus is gonna get that ass on the rebound...

  • @SteelandSouls
    @SteelandSouls 10 років тому +162

    I had a bit of a different bit with Tali and Ash.
    Bit of a cat fight

    • @somerandomgamernamedaustin6954
      @somerandomgamernamedaustin6954 10 років тому +90

      Ashley: I'M BETTER IN BED!
      Tali: NO I'M BETTER IN BED!
      And that's the alternate scene for the Geth Dreadnaught getting destroyed.

    • @unclestone8406
      @unclestone8406 10 років тому +34

      I never really triggered the catfight in my playthroughs, but Ashley cracking the "old times" line like she's a human, female version of Garrus...
      Yeah, it made me smile.

    • @keklel5074
      @keklel5074 10 років тому +7

      J. Corson To trigger the catfights and special events/conversations you need to have saved data from ME1,ME2,and then it will sink through ME3.

    • @unclestone8406
      @unclestone8406 10 років тому +23

      Muskateer OverDrive
      I remember. I just kept different Shep playthroughs on different saves when I imported. All that goes to say, I tried to avoid cheating on a given love interest -because the power of dat quarian ass compelled me- ... if I could help it.

    • @somerandomgamernamedaustin6954
      @somerandomgamernamedaustin6954 10 років тому +28

      J. Corson I don't blame you.
      If Tali ever existed on this world I would try to have a romantic dinner with her.

  • @SuperHornetX
    @SuperHornetX 9 років тому +66

    8:44 "gallon tank of gas software joel Hanrahan securing."
    Come on captions, you're not even trying!

    • @rscare
      @rscare 8 років тому +5

      +TheStalker "gangbang cayman" 9;20

  • @MercyfulAlex
    @MercyfulAlex 10 років тому +116

    The game wouldn't be funny without someone like Tali or Kasumi

    • @dethbreth8
      @dethbreth8 10 років тому +61

      I agree, but we'd still have Garrus & Joker, and they're always good for a laugh.

    • @somerandomgamernamedaustin6954
      @somerandomgamernamedaustin6954 10 років тому +14

      dethbreth8 Especially Joker, his name is appropriate to his highlights.
      From making a fake story for free beer to wanting Shepard to take pictures of Jack and Miranda fighting.
      Man I wish that was an optional choice I can do for him.

    • @shadowssoul09
      @shadowssoul09 4 роки тому +9

      drunk tali is hilarious

  • @CommandoMario
    @CommandoMario 11 років тому +80

    Tali and Garrus are by far my two most favorite characters in this series, mostly due to the dialogue between the two of them. Cracks me up every time

  • @regiman222
    @regiman222 11 років тому +59

    For some of the reactions the funniest part was actually EDI over the intercom saying "Shepard and Tali had sex before the suicide mission" then the others reaction to that; aswell as hers and Garrus's reactions of "Dont try be subtle on my part I know you two had fun on Shepard's bed"

  • @Deadly_Shadow
    @Deadly_Shadow 10 років тому +188

    Wait EDI watched Tali and Shepard?! Wow that is a tad creepy thought

    • @arbiteras
      @arbiteras 8 років тому +62

      Well Mordin has some excuse of him being a medic.
      After all,he gave Shep Quarian porn and lotion....

    • @lucasmartinez5703
      @lucasmartinez5703 6 років тому +24

      Her and Kasumi

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 4 роки тому +11

      Remember, EDI is the entire ship once Joker unlocked her shackles.

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 4 роки тому +6

      EDI hears and watches everything. There's no hiding secrets from her lol

    • @tmerchead1
      @tmerchead1 3 роки тому +2

      @Nick Oxygen is for primitives.

  • @dkelrk1
    @dkelrk1 11 років тому +313

    7:32 Tali : Ohh nothing.....
    So cute.

    • @dkelrk1
      @dkelrk1 10 років тому +13

      What the heck. I made plenty of jokes in other parts of youtube and gets like 2 to 3 likes, then I say some alien chick is hot and I get annoyingly frequient note that people like it. someone please just report the mentioned comment of mine as spam.

    • @Raptorman0205
      @Raptorman0205 10 років тому +27

      So…wait…you complain of the lack of likes on your comments…and then complain about the one that does?

    • @dkelrk1
      @dkelrk1 10 років тому +4

      Raptorman0205 The fact is that this one up there is not a joke at all. I really do find the alien attracti... you know what just forget it plz.

    • @Raptorman0205
      @Raptorman0205 10 років тому +7

      Suyoung Park Why stop? You've got thousands of people who can agree with you that Tali is attractive as hell. Myself included. No shame to be had =P

    • @dkelrk1
      @dkelrk1 10 років тому +8

      Ohh man... I'm in love with an alien...

  • @MrBean8100
    @MrBean8100 10 років тому +60

    "A pointless exercise" That made my day, I love Javik

    • @logandelaharpe6362
      @logandelaharpe6362 3 роки тому +1

      If you don’t romance any one don’t Javik and fem shep fuck then javik says I guess primitives are good for something

    • @jamesherb4384
      @jamesherb4384 3 роки тому +1

      @@logandelaharpe6362 that is a possibility. it can also end with fem shep and vega, which, honestly, just comes across as all sorts of wrong, given how clearly uncomfortable he is about it

  • @sporebyosoch
    @sporebyosoch 9 років тому +41

    liara's reaction was priceless, because she never asked if there's something going on between tali and shepard and EDI tells her anyway lol

    • @Genesis0Nieves0
      @Genesis0Nieves0 4 місяці тому

      EDI really butting in to tell everyone about them 😂

  • @mr.arachnid4157
    @mr.arachnid4157 10 років тому +143

    Are Garrus and Tali the best alien friends since Chewbacca?

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 4 роки тому +36

      Yes, they are. From Mass Effect 1 to Mass Effect 3, those two have always followed Shepard despite the danger. Even Liara and Wrex are up there as Shepard's second best friends.

    • @TheDorianTube
      @TheDorianTube 4 роки тому +18

      More more, if you don't romance Tali or Garrus, those two get together

  • @MarioDS01
    @MarioDS01 5 років тому +35

    Love Garrus' reaction the best. Can see why so many love Garrus and also love Tali and Liara. Sheppard and Tali is pretty much my top favorite couple in the series.

  • @Shft-T4b
    @Shft-T4b 3 роки тому +116

    I love that EDI is acting like that one friend-group member who is so happy her 2 friends hooked up and can't stop gossiping about it to everyone. Also Tali was my first ME2 romance (I started the series on 2 way back when) but once I found out that Garrus and Tali hook up in ME3 if you romance neither, I had to abide by the bro code.

    • @nullhazard7569
      @nullhazard7569 2 роки тому +3

      How does the bro code apply to that situation?

    • @Shft-T4b
      @Shft-T4b 2 роки тому +10

      @@nullhazard7569 Don't make a move on your bro's girl.

    • @nullhazard7569
      @nullhazard7569 2 роки тому +1

      @@Shft-T4b Okay, then. I'll have to keep that in mind for when I have a bro.

    • @flavioionasc4947
      @flavioionasc4947 2 роки тому +32

      I respect my boy Garrus, but Tali is my Shepard's huge crush, I can't let that slide. Seeing your bro getting togeter with your crush would be devastating af, even if u care about your bro. My boy Garrus still has a lot of chances with other ladies, he's such a cool guy (btw imagine finding an irl girl with tali's personality and her overall beauty, what a dream)

    • @agama5538
      @agama5538 2 роки тому +7

      I love Garrus, but back da fuk away from the purple one bro! - Agama Shepard.

  • @tamamonomae5416
    @tamamonomae5416 8 років тому +353

    EDI is right there and she still speaks over the speakers. Oh bioware. to lazy to change it?

    • @jled787
      @jled787 8 років тому +53

      +Matthew Williams Its jarring, but EDI exists both on the Dr. Eva Platform and on the Normandy, but not at the same time as evidenced by the clip with EDI suddenly freezing up while EDI talks about the damaged tube.

    • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 8 років тому +67

      Or maybe they ran out if time? After all, six months of production was shaved off so EA could get their high of greed.
      Its so easy to blame Bioware when you have no idea what happened.

    • @tamamonomae5416
      @tamamonomae5416 8 років тому +6

      +Velociraptors of Skyrim was it now? interesting. that would make sense in a way.

    • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 8 років тому +4

      Matthew Williams Yeah.

    • @larmoth401
      @larmoth401 7 років тому +17

      There are a couple of scenes like that in ME3, where while talking to EDI's body Shepard will stop and turn to talk to EDI through the ship before turning back to EDI's body and start talking to it again.

  • @JustJump122
    @JustJump122 10 років тому +24

    I just love James reaction to meeting her and how Shepard put emphasis on Louder.

    • @Cam-im8io
      @Cam-im8io 2 роки тому

      Tali is a squirter and a screamer

  • @EhtYlno
    @EhtYlno 3 роки тому +7

    It's amazing how many variations of dialoges they have prepared for every crew member.

  • @DirtyFishy
    @DirtyFishy 7 років тому +23

    I think Shephard cares about the Quarian people.

  • @tenjenk
    @tenjenk 11 років тому +38

    i dont know if it was on purpose, but i like that when EDI switched to speakers for everyone to hear, her body's posture went still and stiff, and started casually moving only when the speakers stopped

  • @JCDavis314
    @JCDavis314 9 років тому +45

    James: Too much Information

    • @HJ-kf7zn
      @HJ-kf7zn 7 років тому +1

      TeamGavino THANK you, EDI...

  • @CSLucasEpic
    @CSLucasEpic 7 років тому +17

    Javik's reaction to everyone: "Yes, I'm a Prothean. MOVING ON!"

  • @MinuteLeech2
    @MinuteLeech2 8 років тому +122

    Kind of feel bad, Tali and Garrus with my Shepard are my big 3. I pretty much always romance Tali and poor Garrus becomes the third wheel

    • @xyzxyz2227
      @xyzxyz2227 7 років тому

      MVQlech_67
      i always choose a Male Shep for to nave the possibility to romance Tali

    • @aoishiro6622
      @aoishiro6622 6 років тому +19

      Garrus can always find another girl for him. It's not because there is a last minute hookup between them that he should be forever alone if you chose to romance Tali.

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 6 років тому +52

      If it makes you feel better, “Citadel” lets you play “wingman” to him with a female turian.

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 4 роки тому +26

      For Garrus, he is the Turian brother to have if you got a male romancing Tali. For Tali, she is the best sister to need when you romance Garrus with a woman. In either case, those two are still at the top for most Loyal and best friends ever.

    • @khornethebloodgod4155
      @khornethebloodgod4155 4 роки тому +8

      If you play Femshep it’s the opposite Tali is the third wheel.

  • @mocclass
    @mocclass 10 років тому +57

    Tali and shepard True love 4ever

  • @UltimateCarl
    @UltimateCarl 7 років тому +163

    James is so hilariously awkward when his "tough military guy" front doesn't immediately work, and I'm sad more people don't appreciate his character. He *has* a personality if you bother to talk to him! No, he's not as amazing as Garrus or Tali (who the fuck is?) but he's still an interesting character.
    If nothing else, we can all agree that every other individual party member is better than Ashley in all three games combined.

    • @lukedeakin7124
      @lukedeakin7124 2 роки тому +13

      Ashley really got the short end of the stick for 3, she's great in 1.

    • @SeemsLogical
      @SeemsLogical 2 роки тому +5

      I didn't mind Ashley's character development in the Mass Effect series. She can be really coy and purposely holds back on revealing too much too soon but some of the way she reacts can be understood based on the context of the world she is living in. She's still better than Kaiden who I thought was the most underdeveloped companion in the whole series.

    • @matthewedwards6454
      @matthewedwards6454 Рік тому

      @@SeemsLogical i always let Ashley die, no room for xenophobs on my ship.

    • @MsKeylas
      @MsKeylas Рік тому +5

      I agreed with you until the moment you started to shit on Ash. She is amazing companion

    • @MsKeylas
      @MsKeylas Рік тому +6

      @@SeemsLogical you forgot about Jacob, are you?

  • @RolomirFenrir
    @RolomirFenrir 12 років тому +34

    I love how clueless is Garrus, Tali's reaction made my day

  • @gantzllat
    @gantzllat 4 роки тому +16

    Love that Vega is trying to be cute and smart with Tali while Shepard just quietly but intensely stare at him, making it all even more awkward XDD

  • @Healoz
    @Healoz 9 років тому +33

    Eh, liara didn't need the clarification she probably already knew. xD

  • @spectrestatus7110
    @spectrestatus7110 10 років тому +15

    Javik is hilarious, "Opposed to a fake dead one?" LMAO XD

  • @BoyWonder1914
    @BoyWonder1914 7 років тому +14

    1:33 "Shepard and Tali became intimate during their fight with the Collectors". EDI has me in tears.

  • @GreywardenRimu
    @GreywardenRimu 10 років тому +43

    9:53 "i don't understand ;_;"
    I laughed so hard......LMFAO!!!

  • @nickdejager8873
    @nickdejager8873 3 роки тому +44

    Javik: "Mating between species? A pointless exercise."
    Shepard: "Hardly pointless, but it was good exercise."
    or
    Shepard: "Don't knock it 'til you try it."
    or
    Shepard: "Not like you have any other options these days, Javik."

  • @dmRdr
    @dmRdr 10 років тому +18

    I always liked javik.. hes as likely to humour u as he is to troll u

  • @thepotatoman99118
    @thepotatoman99118 10 років тому +79

    Javik : Mating with inter-species, a pointless exercise...
    Give this guy a medal!! ROFLMAO

    • @elenavaleria9943
      @elenavaleria9943 3 роки тому +2

      Yet in the citadel dlc he sleeps with femshep lol

    • @darcrequiem
      @darcrequiem 3 роки тому +2

      @@elenavaleria9943 Javik: "Alcohol is more powerful in this cycle."

  • @Kiido11
    @Kiido11 10 років тому +13

    Uploader's name made me lol. Talimancer for life.

  • @Curseddemonsasukez
    @Curseddemonsasukez 8 років тому +11

    Ah Garrus how i love you XD best squad mate EVER OF ALL TIME! Wrex and Garraus my all time favorite squadmates

  • @soulstalker4624
    @soulstalker4624 3 роки тому +9

    I love the fact that when you bring EDI and she tells you about the tubes, she just talks on radio while standing right beside you

  • @WonderVis97
    @WonderVis97 5 років тому +5

    3:57 Lol at EDI talking over intercom despite being RIGHT THERE

  • @nintyfan1991
    @nintyfan1991 10 років тому +14

    "Thank you for the clarification, EDI!" Poor Liara XD

  • @gmazgmazovski
    @gmazgmazovski 11 років тому +50

    James shoud have been from the first game. Damn funny he is.

    • @Rhyza13
      @Rhyza13 11 років тому +47

      I agree. While he is a meat head, he is better than Kaiden. . . damn, Kaiden annoys me.

    • @tribunalcustodian3989
      @tribunalcustodian3989 7 років тому +6

      Exodus Taris Kaiden isn't as bad as Ashley tho

    • @gardiendesportes
      @gardiendesportes 7 років тому +4

      Astartes Master Remiel Both are boring af lmao

    • @zakariasuper4094
      @zakariasuper4094 3 роки тому

      James will become N7

  • @brianrasmussen1711
    @brianrasmussen1711 3 роки тому +8

    I love how he says, “THANK YOU, EDI!”

  • @Juice2981
    @Juice2981 11 років тому +8

    I love how EDI speaks in person, but during generic briefing stuff, EDI speaks over the ship.

  • @ncdxero88
    @ncdxero88 10 років тому +7

    Javik has the BEST responses! Sheperd should've gone "Ohhhhh, Buuurrrrnnnnn"

  • @RogueMason13
    @RogueMason13 11 років тому +10

    Garrus' reaction was just brilliant. Hell, the whole flirting thing gave me a good laugh, right throughout the quarian missions.

  • @mivapusa
    @mivapusa 10 років тому +123

    "Reminds me of that Collector ship I blew to hell"
    Yeah, can we all just take a moment and realize that Vega did, with a smaller team against more beefed up Collectors, what Shepard needed the deadliest soldiers in the galaxy to do?

    • @Tourettesguyfan102
      @Tourettesguyfan102 10 років тому +182

      Yes. He blew up a collector SHIP. That is commendable.
      Shepard did not blow up a ship. He blew up their entire base of operations. He went to THEIR HOME, KICKED IN THE DOOR AND SAID, "SUP FUCKERS?!"
      James is a badass. But he didn't accomplish the same thing as Shepard.

    • @mivapusa
      @mivapusa 10 років тому +52

      You are right, of course. Vega didn't make the same scale of difference that Shepard did, far from. Still, it is easy to understand why some would recommend him for the N7 after that.

    • @Tourettesguyfan102
      @Tourettesguyfan102 10 років тому +48

      Michael Sander Yeah, definitely. He DID blow up a collector ship, without a ship. Which would imply he infiltrated it and set explosives and detonated it from the inside.
      Pretty hardcore operation to undertake at the drop of a hat.

    • @jr5687
      @jr5687 10 років тому +16

      Didn't he lose all of his crew except for the one which wasn't really even part of his crew?

    • @mivapusa
      @mivapusa 10 років тому +12

      True, but so did Shepard for those players who said "fuck it all" and went ahead without upgrades... best answer I've got, really.

  • @mcdonkey500
    @mcdonkey500 10 років тому +9

    James dropped his spaghetti so hard at the first one

  • @reposefulcrane4269
    @reposefulcrane4269 Рік тому +2

    Shepard and Tali: *flirting*
    EDI: yeah they fuckin
    Crew: UH YEAH THANKS EDI

  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl 6 років тому +9

    “Ah I was there when you two had your thing. Just get a room and work it out”
    Garrus is boss

  • @pocketinfinity6733
    @pocketinfinity6733 Рік тому +4

    6:58 Liara didnt even say anything to provoke that response from EDI, EDI just said that to rub it in

  • @maybe183
    @maybe183 8 років тому +6

    I know everyone loves Garrus but Javik and his superiority complex is just so awesome.

  • @nabber2002
    @nabber2002 4 роки тому +6

    It’s funny that even if you have EDI with you she still tells you somethings wrong over the radio

  • @mawkishwarden172
    @mawkishwarden172 10 років тому +3

    Anyone else notice the (arguable) continuity error with EDI as a squadmate?

  • @Skyte100
    @Skyte100 3 роки тому +4

    6:52 I love how EDI chimes in completely without prompting.

  • @rachelhutchings
    @rachelhutchings 10 років тому +6

    'as opposed to a fake dead one!'*awkward silence*i love Javik

  • @R4Y2k
    @R4Y2k 6 років тому +24

    Tali was always my favourite among all the LIs and I accidently made her commit suicide on Rannoch during my first playthrough. Haven't fully recovered from that until today.

    • @jarrodsteers8991
      @jarrodsteers8991 2 роки тому +2

      Having played through that, I can see how easy it could be for that to happen. I was a coward and looked up the best outcome, didn't want to make an avoidable mistake I would regret.
      You have my sympathy.

    • @adarkwind4712
      @adarkwind4712 2 роки тому +2

      @@jarrodsteers8991 yeah I made that mistake . . . And hadn’t saved in like 40 hours so I had to restart because I didn’t have the points for it. Never again.

  • @Deufurth
    @Deufurth 2 роки тому +5

    My favorite interaction on the dreadnought comes from Tali and Garrus, is if you play FemShep that romanced Garrus. After the "chocolate" lines, Tali says something to the effect of "watch out Shepard, someone's trying to steal your man"

    • @Nemisionn
      @Nemisionn 2 роки тому

      Yeah, "watch yourself, Shepard". Her tone of voice when saying that line is never not funny.

  • @Leonardo-el6sq
    @Leonardo-el6sq 8 років тому +2

    You can also find random dialogs between the characters. Once i entered javik's room and got him talking with tali about her romance with shephard. Really cool

  • @SergioBocanegra
    @SergioBocanegra 7 років тому +1

    a telltale game about garrus time as the guardian angel would be awsome or a telltale game where each episode follows a diferent squad mate in there individual stories between mass effect 1 and 2

  • @TheSpartan451
    @TheSpartan451 10 років тому +7

    Thank you, EDI.

  • @ajbolt7
    @ajbolt7 10 років тому +19

    Just ah... Get a room of get out. -garrus 2012

  • @bdwilson97
    @bdwilson97 10 років тому +5

    I find it funny when Javik says, "I don't understand"

  • @whitetigerproductions8655
    @whitetigerproductions8655 3 роки тому

    I like the first one with James, when EDI makes the comment about how they became involved in ME2

  • @khalifabinhendi6107
    @khalifabinhendi6107 3 роки тому +1

    I love EDI's subtlety when James asked what was happening, my god!!!

  • @chrishoward3733
    @chrishoward3733 6 місяців тому +4

    You just know quarians have good looking bodies under the suit. Tali is fuckin sexy