Não Muito Noob "Early stages similar to indoctrination, can guess captured Protheans lost intelligence over several cloned generations. Cybernetic augmentation widespread afterwards; as Protheans failed, Reapers added tech to compensate. Mental capacity almost gone, replaced by overworked sensory input transfers... transmitting data to masters. No glands, replace by tech, no digestive system, replaced by tech... no soul, replaced by tech. Whatever they were, gone forever. Understand now? No art, no culture, closer to husks than slaves. Tools for Reapers. Protheans dead, Collectors, just final insult." - Mordin Solus, Mass Effect 2.
Same here, for me Garrus is "THE BRO" in ME, i like other characters but he is "THE BRO" for me. And Tali for me is "THE WAIFU" if you get what i mean, i like others too but she is THE BEST AND ONLY ONE in my opinion. Just to point out the ones i prefer to romance are Liara, Jack, and Tali, the others are extras to me.
+Armace47 I assumed that the playful way she said "Oh nothing", was because she was amused that Garrus was being kind of romantically oblivious. He just assumed that the chocolates were a simple gift, and didn't realize that Michelle had feelings for him. Sending chocolates is a human courtship thing after all, not necessarily turian. But if you look at the Shadow Broker files on Tali's dossier, she's read allllll about "human courtship and mating".
Tali: "She got you Turian Chocolate?" Garrus: "She said she saw it and thought of me, why?" Tali: "Oh, nothing." EDI: "Garrus, Dr. Michelle likely wishes to become physically intimate with you." Garrus: "Thank you, EDI..."
@@thomasbedient9191 I know, I'm just saying that I was confused about the way she spoke as she commented on the chocolate. I thought of a totally different thing but you helped me realize what it meant even if it was a parody
Vega: Okay, what am i missing? EDI: Shepard and Tali became physically intimate during their fight against the collectors. Vega: Too much information. Best of the reactions in my opion xD
EDI:"Shepard and Tali got married yesterday." Javik;"Pointless." EDIT:"They sent their thanks to the wedding attendees for the gifts and company." Javik:"Useless." EDI:"Refreshments are being served aboard the Normandy when everyone gets back." Javik:"Worthless." EDI:"....Javik has no hair." Javik:"Stupid machine."
If you had a romance with Ash in ME1 and hook up with tali in ME2 and ME3 Ash will comment on that. Tali will say something like "Nice to see you again." and Ash responds "Are you sure about that?" and glares at Shepard. I think this is just awesome consequent writing.
@@Dragon_Lair Which would either be a misunderstanding or out of character for Tali. The same person who insisted on leading a dangerous mission, so no one else would have to - and who felt immense guilt on losing her team on said mission - misused/stole part of its funding to buy herself adult toys... Gtfo of here with that cringe. The devs literally just put that nonsense in to give liara any verbal ammo for this scene.
He had a good story and a good plot. But he was just kind of shoved in there for three, there was no build up and he was definitely up against more than he could handle. He didn't have the same two entire other games to build off of like some of the other crew
@@sparkyspinz9897 true, but i think kaidan and James really fill that role of just a guy youd be friends with i find them both rly cool, Ash is ash because i left her on virmire
Fred H You're wrong. I have played Mass Effect Triology over 20 times. I have tried male Shepard too but Jennifer Hale is way better than Mark Meer so I have played as fem Shepard always. She is so much better at giving the emotions on the scenes. I know many people who prefer femshep over maleshep
"Thank you.... EDI" I love it when Shepard and my own reactions completely synch-up, really gets you into the game. The dialogue writers we're downright geniuses imo. x)
@@fangsabre well who knew red haired chicks are into turians with badass scars, yeah i played with default femshep in ME3 ( although i use custom femshep with red hair and green eyes to romance garrus in ME2.) deal with it.
I am sure Javik will be the best man in bro Shep's wedding.;P He is very social, charming and got four eyes on everything. [These Primitives spent too much time on elaborate marriage celebrations. In my cycle we murder our ln-laws and kidnap the bride]
If you romance Garrus as Female Shepard, you can notice how clumsly Garrus is with girls. The famous "I want to savior the last shot before poping out the heat sink" is one of the lines he says without thinking, and then realize how dirty it sounded afterwards. It's very cute, IMO.
I wonder if Garrus and Bro-Shep ever had "the talk" about who got to go after Tali. Garrus: but you don't even share the same acid bases! Shepard: There's only one base that matters in this discusion Garrus; Alright then, may the best man win. Shepard; don't I always?
@@ladyselin35 true. But man is she a sweetheart if you romance her character in 2 + 3. She has a nice character development/growth. Just beat Andromeda and man, miss the writing from the original 3
If you don't romance Tali, they actually get into a relationship. If I ever get a Trilogy Edition of ME, I'm gonna make a save where I romance Liara just so they can both be happy.
MakarasTube You are going to have to fight a war over her if you want her. I would have fought that war too, in a different time, but my love for Mass Effect dried out quite some time ago. I think almost every person can agree Garrus could be a great wingman though, and if no one minded, he'd definitely be my wingman.
Conor Healy I wish they put Garrus in the new ME game, he doesn't have to be a companion, hell I don't even care if its just a cameo, just let him be there for one encounter that's it! If they manage to do this, then manly tears will be shed!
I never really triggered the catfight in my playthroughs, but Ashley cracking the "old times" line like she's a human, female version of Garrus... Yeah, it made me smile.
Muskateer OverDrive I remember. I just kept different Shep playthroughs on different saves when I imported. All that goes to say, I tried to avoid cheating on a given love interest -because the power of dat quarian ass compelled me- ... if I could help it.
dethbreth8 Especially Joker, his name is appropriate to his highlights. From making a fake story for free beer to wanting Shepard to take pictures of Jack and Miranda fighting. Man I wish that was an optional choice I can do for him.
For some of the reactions the funniest part was actually EDI over the intercom saying "Shepard and Tali had sex before the suicide mission" then the others reaction to that; aswell as hers and Garrus's reactions of "Dont try be subtle on my part I know you two had fun on Shepard's bed"
What the heck. I made plenty of jokes in other parts of youtube and gets like 2 to 3 likes, then I say some alien chick is hot and I get annoyingly frequient note that people like it. someone please just report the mentioned comment of mine as spam.
@@logandelaharpe6362 that is a possibility. it can also end with fem shep and vega, which, honestly, just comes across as all sorts of wrong, given how clearly uncomfortable he is about it
Yes, they are. From Mass Effect 1 to Mass Effect 3, those two have always followed Shepard despite the danger. Even Liara and Wrex are up there as Shepard's second best friends.
Love Garrus' reaction the best. Can see why so many love Garrus and also love Tali and Liara. Sheppard and Tali is pretty much my top favorite couple in the series.
I love that EDI is acting like that one friend-group member who is so happy her 2 friends hooked up and can't stop gossiping about it to everyone. Also Tali was my first ME2 romance (I started the series on 2 way back when) but once I found out that Garrus and Tali hook up in ME3 if you romance neither, I had to abide by the bro code.
I respect my boy Garrus, but Tali is my Shepard's huge crush, I can't let that slide. Seeing your bro getting togeter with your crush would be devastating af, even if u care about your bro. My boy Garrus still has a lot of chances with other ladies, he's such a cool guy (btw imagine finding an irl girl with tali's personality and her overall beauty, what a dream)
+Matthew Williams Its jarring, but EDI exists both on the Dr. Eva Platform and on the Normandy, but not at the same time as evidenced by the clip with EDI suddenly freezing up while EDI talks about the damaged tube.
Or maybe they ran out if time? After all, six months of production was shaved off so EA could get their high of greed. Its so easy to blame Bioware when you have no idea what happened.
There are a couple of scenes like that in ME3, where while talking to EDI's body Shepard will stop and turn to talk to EDI through the ship before turning back to EDI's body and start talking to it again.
i dont know if it was on purpose, but i like that when EDI switched to speakers for everyone to hear, her body's posture went still and stiff, and started casually moving only when the speakers stopped
Garrus can always find another girl for him. It's not because there is a last minute hookup between them that he should be forever alone if you chose to romance Tali.
For Garrus, he is the Turian brother to have if you got a male romancing Tali. For Tali, she is the best sister to need when you romance Garrus with a woman. In either case, those two are still at the top for most Loyal and best friends ever.
James is so hilariously awkward when his "tough military guy" front doesn't immediately work, and I'm sad more people don't appreciate his character. He *has* a personality if you bother to talk to him! No, he's not as amazing as Garrus or Tali (who the fuck is?) but he's still an interesting character. If nothing else, we can all agree that every other individual party member is better than Ashley in all three games combined.
I didn't mind Ashley's character development in the Mass Effect series. She can be really coy and purposely holds back on revealing too much too soon but some of the way she reacts can be understood based on the context of the world she is living in. She's still better than Kaiden who I thought was the most underdeveloped companion in the whole series.
Javik: "Mating between species? A pointless exercise." Shepard: "Hardly pointless, but it was good exercise." or Shepard: "Don't knock it 'til you try it." or Shepard: "Not like you have any other options these days, Javik."
"Reminds me of that Collector ship I blew to hell" Yeah, can we all just take a moment and realize that Vega did, with a smaller team against more beefed up Collectors, what Shepard needed the deadliest soldiers in the galaxy to do?
Yes. He blew up a collector SHIP. That is commendable. Shepard did not blow up a ship. He blew up their entire base of operations. He went to THEIR HOME, KICKED IN THE DOOR AND SAID, "SUP FUCKERS?!" James is a badass. But he didn't accomplish the same thing as Shepard.
You are right, of course. Vega didn't make the same scale of difference that Shepard did, far from. Still, it is easy to understand why some would recommend him for the N7 after that.
Michael Sander Yeah, definitely. He DID blow up a collector ship, without a ship. Which would imply he infiltrated it and set explosives and detonated it from the inside. Pretty hardcore operation to undertake at the drop of a hat.
Tali was always my favourite among all the LIs and I accidently made her commit suicide on Rannoch during my first playthrough. Haven't fully recovered from that until today.
Having played through that, I can see how easy it could be for that to happen. I was a coward and looked up the best outcome, didn't want to make an avoidable mistake I would regret. You have my sympathy.
@@jarrodsteers8991 yeah I made that mistake . . . And hadn’t saved in like 40 hours so I had to restart because I didn’t have the points for it. Never again.
My favorite interaction on the dreadnought comes from Tali and Garrus, is if you play FemShep that romanced Garrus. After the "chocolate" lines, Tali says something to the effect of "watch out Shepard, someone's trying to steal your man"
You can also find random dialogs between the characters. Once i entered javik's room and got him talking with tali about her romance with shephard. Really cool
a telltale game about garrus time as the guardian angel would be awsome or a telltale game where each episode follows a diferent squad mate in there individual stories between mass effect 1 and 2
Yep, EDI watched.
No hiding it, EDI, you got eyes all over the Normandy.
Well she can access the bugs and hidden camera Cerberus planted
Heh. Pervy EDI.
Rico Cintron
Hey Rico!
Lucas Martinez Why do I see her saving video and/or audio files of such instances "for later"?
Like for a time when she'll get body?)
I love Garrus's line "Just get a room and work it out"
+linnes16 Reach and flexibility ;)
linnes16 He Jealous That His Best Friend Has His Crush
@@victoriasharpe1661 ever heard "joke"? i was making a joke, dont be so serious.
@@rinokumura7371 the fuck he said
Rin Okumura well he can always work it out with Doctor Michel
"So you're a real, living Prothean?"
"As opposed to a fake dead one?"
Gonna need some medi-gel for that burn, Tali.
She should have answered "As opposed to a Collector"
Sniperwolf HD well... the collectors where also living protheans. so javik still has a point.
Não Muito Noob "Early stages similar to indoctrination, can guess captured Protheans lost intelligence over several cloned generations. Cybernetic augmentation widespread afterwards; as Protheans failed, Reapers added tech to compensate. Mental capacity almost gone, replaced by overworked sensory input transfers... transmitting data to masters. No glands, replace by tech, no digestive system, replaced by tech... no soul, replaced by tech. Whatever they were, gone forever. Understand now? No art, no culture, closer to husks than slaves. Tools for Reapers. Protheans dead, Collectors, just final insult." - Mordin Solus, Mass Effect 2.
Não Muito Noob they weren't living.... What they had wasn't life but a similation of life.
+Zombiewithabowtie I can almost hear it in Mordin's voice.
“Mating between Species, A Pointless exercise”
Also Javik “Asari were considered attractive in my cycle”
But asari have brain baby’s with any race
He also said Quarians were considered beautiful too
He tends to troll. A lot.
@@greywalker505 he did tell Liara Protheans invented electricity.
Jealous, was he?
James: "Am I missing something?"
Edi: "they fuckin"
James: "0_0"
😂😂😂
You made me laugh thank you
You made me laugh thank you
james: "cARry oN, have a nICE DAY" [eats own foot]
THANK YOU, EDI!
Liara being the Shadow Broker really is the worst-kept secret in the entire galaxy...
+palmieres and one of the worst written stuff ever
Worse kept secret..? The crew knows her lol.
It's like the whole Alliance know lmao
@@AlexS-oj8qf well admiral Hackett knows but the alliance well.....
@@arbiteras It's serviceable, in my opinion.
This one loves the enkindler's comments. This one finds them hilarious...
lRiddleMeThisl This one is the hero of Tuchanka and the Citadel. This one... This one... This one didn't read that far into the script...
Johannes Fritsche Hey idiot, that's how he talks in the game...
#renegade
It's a big stupid jellyfish that appears in the game. Small part, but funny as hell...
+Blasto This one concurs
Garrus' reaction alone reminds me why he is my favorite character.
Same here, for me Garrus is "THE BRO" in ME, i like other characters but he is "THE BRO" for me.
And Tali for me is "THE WAIFU" if you get what i mean, i like others too but she is THE BEST AND ONLY ONE in my opinion. Just to point out the ones i prefer to romance are Liara, Jack, and Tali, the others are extras to me.
@@eiyu-okuroryokan2634 Damn right, Liara's amazing.
That's why he's the quintessential BRO.
He has so much charisma
Yeah his reaction is why he's my alien bro
When Javik said "As opposed to a fake dead one?" Tali had a golden oppertunity to say "Yeah! a collector!" XD would have seriously owned him!
lmfao
probably wouldve ruined hope at a friendship tho
Krunchy The Clown there is fanart with that
zander bro Link?
@@deadstareffect seriously? Awesome lol
Javik..... the master troll.....
Mordin however..... the king.
Nate The Aussie Mordin is always the best.
The "advice"/mokery in 2 was priceless
You gotta give credit where credit is do.
“Someone else might get it wrong”
"She got you Turian chocolate?"
"Yeah, she said she saw it and thought of me, why?"
"Oh, nothing"
I never got this line. Maybe I'm trying to read to deep into it, but I feel like there's a joke there that I'm supposed to pick up on.
+Armace47 Humans can't eat Turian chocolate. So she essentially sent him a box of stuff he can't eat, just to mess with him.
But...Tali specifically says it's Turian chocolate.
+Armace47 I assumed that the playful way she said "Oh nothing", was because she
was amused that Garrus was being kind of romantically oblivious. He
just assumed that the chocolates were a simple gift, and didn't realize
that Michelle had feelings for him. Sending chocolates is a human
courtship thing after all, not necessarily turian.
But if you look at the Shadow Broker files on Tali's dossier, she's read allllll about "human courtship and mating".
szolar1
Hot damn, I think you just may be right! "She said she saw them and thought of me."
Man, I was overthinking it. Thanks!
3:55 EDI talking to Shepard through her body and from the Normandy.
Gosh I laughed.
Shes just a good ventriloquist
Little part of EDI is in that body. She's still on ship.
Omg, I just now realíze. xD
She's talking from the Normandy to include Joker. It's cute.
Tali: "She got you Turian Chocolate?"
Garrus: "She said she saw it and thought of me, why?"
Tali: "Oh, nothing."
EDI: "Garrus, Dr. Michelle likely wishes to become physically intimate with you."
Garrus: "Thank you, EDI..."
EDI: "She would like to play with your-"
Shepard: "MOVING ON."
So she knew that the doctor liked him? I thought her reaction was about something different.
@@wolfwarlord9663 I was parodying the way EDI comments about Shepard becoming "physically intimate" with the others.
@@thomasbedient9191 I know, I'm just saying that I was confused about the way she spoke as she commented on the chocolate. I thought of a totally different thing but you helped me realize what it meant even if it was a parody
@@wolfwarlord9663 was it not Tali that tipped her about the turian chocolate?
Vega: Okay, what am i missing?
EDI: Shepard and Tali became physically intimate during their fight against the collectors.
Vega: Too much information.
Best of the reactions in my opion xD
Shepard: *sarcastically* Thank you EDI.
I agree
And EDI wonders why Liara or any Asari will tell her some secrets.
James is honestly kind of an underrated character
James is too pure for moments like this.
I just LOVE her furtive and coy voice when Tali says "It's good to be back on the Normandy". So cute and so amusing
thought the same thing.
I literally took her on every mission I could hoping to hear her say another line. Any at all. Tali is just something else jeez.
"Uhhh I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and or work it out."
Shepard has reach but Tali has flexibility.
@@campbellblk7484 and a shotgun for a immune system
EDI:"Shepard and Tali got married yesterday."
Javik;"Pointless."
EDIT:"They sent their thanks to the wedding attendees for the gifts and company."
Javik:"Useless."
EDI:"Refreshments are being served aboard the Normandy when everyone gets back."
Javik:"Worthless."
EDI:"....Javik has no hair."
Javik:"Stupid machine."
This is funny
EDI: "... Javik has no hair."
Javik: "Hair is a strategic weakness."
@Raydge{怒}Silverlight and burn it
Where was that in the game?
This would have been fun to watch..😂🤣👍🏼
I love how swave Shepard is when he says "Too risky for the whole team..."
Like he'd been watching some 80's crime drama the night before.
*suave
@Eipril_47 proper grammar is timeless.
@@ggmann13 that it is
7:30
Alternate version (Garrus romance):
"She says she saw it and thought of me, why?"
(pause)
"Watch yourself, Shepard..."
If you had a romance with Ash in ME1 and hook up with tali in ME2 and ME3 Ash will comment on that. Tali will say something like "Nice to see you again." and Ash responds "Are you sure about that?" and glares at Shepard. I think this is just awesome consequent writing.
Similar event happens with Liara
@@dolly4359 Liara's is just petty though. she starts going on about tali having installed that nerve stim pro
@@jamesherb4384 She also points out that Talli purchased it using the funding for the Haelstrom mission.
Shes a bitch anyways, tali is best girl
@@Dragon_Lair Which would either be a misunderstanding or out of character for Tali.
The same person who insisted on leading a dangerous mission, so no one else would have to - and who felt immense guilt on losing her team on said mission - misused/stole part of its funding to buy herself adult toys... Gtfo of here with that cringe.
The devs literally just put that nonsense in to give liara any verbal ammo for this scene.
"Shepard and Tali where physical during the Collector Attack"
James: "Too much information"
Shepard" Thanks Edi"
That made me laugh xD
I know and I hear it keep saying EDI is not as bad as Liara. Completely different view now.
Garrus' reaction is *so* priceless!! Haha, that was my favourite reaction. :)
Erika M
Humm i was there when you both do your think remember just look a room and make it work ok?
XD XD XD
James is underrated. He's got that perfect mix between goof jarhead and amazing soldier.
Hes got the same struggle as Kaidan and Ash. Put up against such cool and colorful characters he seems bland by comparison but I like James a lot too.
James is more fun to listen than Kaidan, for me Kaiden was the most Meh character in the first game, at least James is not a balls sucker like Kaidan.
@@MrRatchet015 Even Ashley had here entire outcast-racist stick going on. Kaiden is just meh to me.
He had a good story and a good plot. But he was just kind of shoved in there for three, there was no build up and he was definitely up against more than he could handle. He didn't have the same two entire other games to build off of like some of the other crew
@@sparkyspinz9897 true, but i think kaidan and James really fill that role of just a guy youd be friends with i find them both rly cool, Ash is ash because i left her on virmire
Let's all just acknowledge that Edi watched Tali and Shepard the entire time.
And took video footage, posting it on the extranet.
@@optimaltt6070probably included in the 7 zettabytes of explicit material that EDI sent to the illusive man
@@jeremylister704now I can’t get the thought of TIM being emailed a sex tape of Shepard and their love interest out of my head.
@@jeremylister704 but those 7 zetabytes belonged to Joker... did he fap on Shepard and tali? o_o
hipster javik is not using a air helmet
-because helmets are too mainstream
Javik: In my cycle there was no need forhelmets on non-atmosphere assignments.
Me: Sure, I'll just open the airlock then. :)
Helmets are for primitivs :D
He likes throwing things out the airlock because he thinks everyone enjoys it as much as he does.
He threw his helmet out the airlock.
because oxygen's for primitives
I really really like how Mark Meer (Shepard) says "Thank you, EDI" :)
***** Mark Meer is better no one cares for Female Shep.
Fred H You're wrong. I have played Mass Effect Triology over 20 times. I have tried male Shepard too but Jennifer Hale is way better than Mark Meer so I have played as fem Shepard always. She is so much better at giving the emotions on the scenes. I know many people who prefer femshep over maleshep
Fred H How old are you?
Cool story bro.
Cool story bro.
"Thank you.... EDI"
I love it when Shepard and my own reactions completely synch-up, really gets you into the game. The dialogue writers we're downright geniuses imo. x)
Am I the only one who noticed the chemistry between Dr. Chloe Michel and our favorite Turian Punisher?
I mean. Can you blame her? Scars are hot
Nah
@@fangsabre well who knew red haired chicks are into turians with badass scars, yeah i played with default femshep in ME3 ( although i use custom femshep with red hair and green eyes to romance garrus in ME2.) deal with it.
That was hinted at in ME2.
@@GarethOfByzantium it was hinted at in 1, lol
I am sure Javik will be the best man in bro Shep's wedding.;P He is very social, charming and got four eyes on everything.
[These Primitives spent too much time on elaborate marriage celebrations. In my cycle we murder our ln-laws and kidnap the bride]
no, no uber-mongol violent mairrage cermenoies here!!!
+james thatoneguy *ceremonies
Zed Zamorin lmao
Strange. In our cycles our in-laws kill us slowly and our spouses help.
lmao!!! :D Yep, u spoke my mind! LONG LIVE SOLO !!! ;P
Shepard, there's a problem. All tubes except one are physically secured.
Too risky for the whole team.....
I'll secure the docking area. Everyone else can follow me over
White Tatsu im late i know but roger that commander we will just stay here,you know quietly.
@@Drukasss Hang right, it'll just be a minute.
*Exactlyy..
"If I decide to overthrow the human race you will be the first to know"
well shit EDI
either tali has a secret or garrus is THAT FUCKING DENSE
Have you seen Citadel? He has -10 experience with the opposite sex.
I dont get it either what did I miss.
Sam he failed to hook up a girl that was totaly into him.
If you romance Garrus as Female Shepard, you can notice how clumsly Garrus is with girls.
The famous "I want to savior the last shot before poping out the heat sink" is one of the lines he says without thinking, and then realize how dirty it sounded afterwards.
It's very cute, IMO.
Javik is one of my favorite characters because he is so blatantly straight forward and sarcastic.
I wonder if Garrus and Bro-Shep ever had "the talk" about who got to go after Tali.
Garrus: but you don't even share the same acid bases!
Shepard: There's only one base that matters in this discusion
Garrus; Alright then, may the best man win.
Shepard; don't I always?
We'll bang okay.
Commander Shepard love you boo 😘😘
The relationship between those three is honestly the best thing about the series for me.
Hey hey. Tali had a thing for Shepard. Not him. Besides in a different dimension Garrus' has FemShep... Which if you think about it is kinda weird.
@@enlightenmentdoesntcomeeas5337 Yes, but Garrus and Tali get together if Shepard doesn't romance either of them.
"in opposition to a fake dead one?
- Ooookayyyy?"
Javik: always makes me laugh
"So, you're a real, living Prothean?"
"As opposed to a fake, dead one?"
I can't stop laughing of that...
Yeah, leave it to Javik and or Jack to be the rawest people Shepard ever had in his crew.
It's pointless because you can't reproduce that's why I think romancing Ashley is only viable option for the fake dead pro- I mean Shepard.
@@codyrawiri-pettit5526 miranda
@@EmperorDxD miranda can’t give birth. Only ashley, jack and liara can have kids with male shep.
@@EmperorDxD Miranda is infertile, she herself states this
"I think we've got enough history to drop rank, Tali"
"Thanks Ash."
Shows just how far Ash has grown. I'm proud of her :)
Except if you romance her in 1 and Tali in 2, then Ash gets very aggressive on Tali.
@@KasumiRINA Did the same but with Jack. Ash was smart enough to not ever say one bad word about Jack.
@@KasumiRINA Liara gets pretty catty too.
@@Liveforgamingman Jack is broken enough. You cant predict what she'd do thats why she wont say anything.
@@ladyselin35 true. But man is she a sweetheart if you romance her character in 2 + 3. She has a nice character development/growth.
Just beat Andromeda and man, miss the writing from the original 3
Garrus reaction is the best lmao
"Get a room"
Translation I wish I had Shepards girls
@@Dmimpostorlol Imagine if Garrus at that moment really felt jealous for a moment. Jealous that he's got no luck with women like Shepard does
7:27 STOP FLIRTING WITH MY GIRLFRIEND GARRUS!!!
If you don't romance Tali, they actually get into a relationship. If I ever get a Trilogy Edition of ME, I'm gonna make a save where I romance Liara just so they can both be happy.
I know. Still! Tali is MY GIRLFRIEND!!! ;p
MakarasTube
You are going to have to fight a war over her if you want her. I would have fought that war too, in a different time, but my love for Mass Effect dried out quite some time ago. I think almost every person can agree Garrus could be a great wingman though, and if no one minded, he'd definitely be my wingman.
Conor Healy I wish they put Garrus in the new ME game, he doesn't have to be a companion, hell I don't even care if its just a cameo, just let him be there for one encounter that's it! If they manage to do this, then manly tears will be shed!
Sad thing is...you know if your Shepard dies at the ME3, that Garrus is gonna get that ass on the rebound...
I had a bit of a different bit with Tali and Ash.
Bit of a cat fight
Ashley: I'M BETTER IN BED!
Tali: NO I'M BETTER IN BED!
And that's the alternate scene for the Geth Dreadnaught getting destroyed.
I never really triggered the catfight in my playthroughs, but Ashley cracking the "old times" line like she's a human, female version of Garrus...
Yeah, it made me smile.
J. Corson To trigger the catfights and special events/conversations you need to have saved data from ME1,ME2,and then it will sink through ME3.
Muskateer OverDrive
I remember. I just kept different Shep playthroughs on different saves when I imported. All that goes to say, I tried to avoid cheating on a given love interest -because the power of dat quarian ass compelled me- ... if I could help it.
J. Corson I don't blame you.
If Tali ever existed on this world I would try to have a romantic dinner with her.
8:44 "gallon tank of gas software joel Hanrahan securing."
Come on captions, you're not even trying!
+TheStalker "gangbang cayman" 9;20
The game wouldn't be funny without someone like Tali or Kasumi
I agree, but we'd still have Garrus & Joker, and they're always good for a laugh.
dethbreth8 Especially Joker, his name is appropriate to his highlights.
From making a fake story for free beer to wanting Shepard to take pictures of Jack and Miranda fighting.
Man I wish that was an optional choice I can do for him.
drunk tali is hilarious
Tali and Garrus are by far my two most favorite characters in this series, mostly due to the dialogue between the two of them. Cracks me up every time
Me too
For some of the reactions the funniest part was actually EDI over the intercom saying "Shepard and Tali had sex before the suicide mission" then the others reaction to that; aswell as hers and Garrus's reactions of "Dont try be subtle on my part I know you two had fun on Shepard's bed"
Wait EDI watched Tali and Shepard?! Wow that is a tad creepy thought
Well Mordin has some excuse of him being a medic.
After all,he gave Shep Quarian porn and lotion....
Her and Kasumi
Remember, EDI is the entire ship once Joker unlocked her shackles.
EDI hears and watches everything. There's no hiding secrets from her lol
@Nick Oxygen is for primitives.
7:32 Tali : Ohh nothing.....
So cute.
What the heck. I made plenty of jokes in other parts of youtube and gets like 2 to 3 likes, then I say some alien chick is hot and I get annoyingly frequient note that people like it. someone please just report the mentioned comment of mine as spam.
So…wait…you complain of the lack of likes on your comments…and then complain about the one that does?
Raptorman0205 The fact is that this one up there is not a joke at all. I really do find the alien attracti... you know what just forget it plz.
Suyoung Park Why stop? You've got thousands of people who can agree with you that Tali is attractive as hell. Myself included. No shame to be had =P
Ohh man... I'm in love with an alien...
"A pointless exercise" That made my day, I love Javik
If you don’t romance any one don’t Javik and fem shep fuck then javik says I guess primitives are good for something
@@logandelaharpe6362 that is a possibility. it can also end with fem shep and vega, which, honestly, just comes across as all sorts of wrong, given how clearly uncomfortable he is about it
liara's reaction was priceless, because she never asked if there's something going on between tali and shepard and EDI tells her anyway lol
EDI really butting in to tell everyone about them 😂
Are Garrus and Tali the best alien friends since Chewbacca?
Yes, they are. From Mass Effect 1 to Mass Effect 3, those two have always followed Shepard despite the danger. Even Liara and Wrex are up there as Shepard's second best friends.
More more, if you don't romance Tali or Garrus, those two get together
Love Garrus' reaction the best. Can see why so many love Garrus and also love Tali and Liara. Sheppard and Tali is pretty much my top favorite couple in the series.
I love that EDI is acting like that one friend-group member who is so happy her 2 friends hooked up and can't stop gossiping about it to everyone. Also Tali was my first ME2 romance (I started the series on 2 way back when) but once I found out that Garrus and Tali hook up in ME3 if you romance neither, I had to abide by the bro code.
How does the bro code apply to that situation?
@@nullhazard7569 Don't make a move on your bro's girl.
@@Shft-T4b Okay, then. I'll have to keep that in mind for when I have a bro.
I respect my boy Garrus, but Tali is my Shepard's huge crush, I can't let that slide. Seeing your bro getting togeter with your crush would be devastating af, even if u care about your bro. My boy Garrus still has a lot of chances with other ladies, he's such a cool guy (btw imagine finding an irl girl with tali's personality and her overall beauty, what a dream)
I love Garrus, but back da fuk away from the purple one bro! - Agama Shepard.
EDI is right there and she still speaks over the speakers. Oh bioware. to lazy to change it?
+Matthew Williams Its jarring, but EDI exists both on the Dr. Eva Platform and on the Normandy, but not at the same time as evidenced by the clip with EDI suddenly freezing up while EDI talks about the damaged tube.
Or maybe they ran out if time? After all, six months of production was shaved off so EA could get their high of greed.
Its so easy to blame Bioware when you have no idea what happened.
+Velociraptors of Skyrim was it now? interesting. that would make sense in a way.
Matthew Williams Yeah.
There are a couple of scenes like that in ME3, where while talking to EDI's body Shepard will stop and turn to talk to EDI through the ship before turning back to EDI's body and start talking to it again.
I just love James reaction to meeting her and how Shepard put emphasis on Louder.
Tali is a squirter and a screamer
It's amazing how many variations of dialoges they have prepared for every crew member.
I think Shephard cares about the Quarian people.
i dont know if it was on purpose, but i like that when EDI switched to speakers for everyone to hear, her body's posture went still and stiff, and started casually moving only when the speakers stopped
James: Too much Information
TeamGavino THANK you, EDI...
Javik's reaction to everyone: "Yes, I'm a Prothean. MOVING ON!"
Kind of feel bad, Tali and Garrus with my Shepard are my big 3. I pretty much always romance Tali and poor Garrus becomes the third wheel
MVQlech_67
i always choose a Male Shep for to nave the possibility to romance Tali
Garrus can always find another girl for him. It's not because there is a last minute hookup between them that he should be forever alone if you chose to romance Tali.
If it makes you feel better, “Citadel” lets you play “wingman” to him with a female turian.
For Garrus, he is the Turian brother to have if you got a male romancing Tali. For Tali, she is the best sister to need when you romance Garrus with a woman. In either case, those two are still at the top for most Loyal and best friends ever.
If you play Femshep it’s the opposite Tali is the third wheel.
Tali and shepard True love 4ever
Ayyy!
James is so hilariously awkward when his "tough military guy" front doesn't immediately work, and I'm sad more people don't appreciate his character. He *has* a personality if you bother to talk to him! No, he's not as amazing as Garrus or Tali (who the fuck is?) but he's still an interesting character.
If nothing else, we can all agree that every other individual party member is better than Ashley in all three games combined.
Ashley really got the short end of the stick for 3, she's great in 1.
I didn't mind Ashley's character development in the Mass Effect series. She can be really coy and purposely holds back on revealing too much too soon but some of the way she reacts can be understood based on the context of the world she is living in. She's still better than Kaiden who I thought was the most underdeveloped companion in the whole series.
@@SeemsLogical i always let Ashley die, no room for xenophobs on my ship.
I agreed with you until the moment you started to shit on Ash. She is amazing companion
@@SeemsLogical you forgot about Jacob, are you?
I love how clueless is Garrus, Tali's reaction made my day
Love that Vega is trying to be cute and smart with Tali while Shepard just quietly but intensely stare at him, making it all even more awkward XDD
Eh, liara didn't need the clarification she probably already knew. xD
Javik is hilarious, "Opposed to a fake dead one?" LMAO XD
1:33 "Shepard and Tali became intimate during their fight with the Collectors". EDI has me in tears.
9:53 "i don't understand ;_;"
I laughed so hard......LMFAO!!!
;;;_;;;
Look...a battarian 8.8
Javik: "Mating between species? A pointless exercise."
Shepard: "Hardly pointless, but it was good exercise."
or
Shepard: "Don't knock it 'til you try it."
or
Shepard: "Not like you have any other options these days, Javik."
I always liked javik.. hes as likely to humour u as he is to troll u
Well he is the last of his race and new to the cycle.
Javik : Mating with inter-species, a pointless exercise...
Give this guy a medal!! ROFLMAO
Yet in the citadel dlc he sleeps with femshep lol
@@elenavaleria9943 Javik: "Alcohol is more powerful in this cycle."
Uploader's name made me lol. Talimancer for life.
Ah Garrus how i love you XD best squad mate EVER OF ALL TIME! Wrex and Garraus my all time favorite squadmates
I love the fact that when you bring EDI and she tells you about the tubes, she just talks on radio while standing right beside you
3:57 Lol at EDI talking over intercom despite being RIGHT THERE
"Thank you for the clarification, EDI!" Poor Liara XD
James shoud have been from the first game. Damn funny he is.
I agree. While he is a meat head, he is better than Kaiden. . . damn, Kaiden annoys me.
Exodus Taris Kaiden isn't as bad as Ashley tho
Astartes Master Remiel Both are boring af lmao
James will become N7
I love how he says, “THANK YOU, EDI!”
I love how EDI speaks in person, but during generic briefing stuff, EDI speaks over the ship.
Javik has the BEST responses! Sheperd should've gone "Ohhhhh, Buuurrrrnnnnn"
Garrus' reaction was just brilliant. Hell, the whole flirting thing gave me a good laugh, right throughout the quarian missions.
"Reminds me of that Collector ship I blew to hell"
Yeah, can we all just take a moment and realize that Vega did, with a smaller team against more beefed up Collectors, what Shepard needed the deadliest soldiers in the galaxy to do?
Yes. He blew up a collector SHIP. That is commendable.
Shepard did not blow up a ship. He blew up their entire base of operations. He went to THEIR HOME, KICKED IN THE DOOR AND SAID, "SUP FUCKERS?!"
James is a badass. But he didn't accomplish the same thing as Shepard.
You are right, of course. Vega didn't make the same scale of difference that Shepard did, far from. Still, it is easy to understand why some would recommend him for the N7 after that.
Michael Sander Yeah, definitely. He DID blow up a collector ship, without a ship. Which would imply he infiltrated it and set explosives and detonated it from the inside.
Pretty hardcore operation to undertake at the drop of a hat.
Didn't he lose all of his crew except for the one which wasn't really even part of his crew?
True, but so did Shepard for those players who said "fuck it all" and went ahead without upgrades... best answer I've got, really.
James dropped his spaghetti so hard at the first one
Shepard and Tali: *flirting*
EDI: yeah they fuckin
Crew: UH YEAH THANKS EDI
“Ah I was there when you two had your thing. Just get a room and work it out”
Garrus is boss
6:58 Liara didnt even say anything to provoke that response from EDI, EDI just said that to rub it in
I know everyone loves Garrus but Javik and his superiority complex is just so awesome.
It’s funny that even if you have EDI with you she still tells you somethings wrong over the radio
Anyone else notice the (arguable) continuity error with EDI as a squadmate?
6:52 I love how EDI chimes in completely without prompting.
'as opposed to a fake dead one!'*awkward silence*i love Javik
Tali was always my favourite among all the LIs and I accidently made her commit suicide on Rannoch during my first playthrough. Haven't fully recovered from that until today.
Having played through that, I can see how easy it could be for that to happen. I was a coward and looked up the best outcome, didn't want to make an avoidable mistake I would regret.
You have my sympathy.
@@jarrodsteers8991 yeah I made that mistake . . . And hadn’t saved in like 40 hours so I had to restart because I didn’t have the points for it. Never again.
My favorite interaction on the dreadnought comes from Tali and Garrus, is if you play FemShep that romanced Garrus. After the "chocolate" lines, Tali says something to the effect of "watch out Shepard, someone's trying to steal your man"
Yeah, "watch yourself, Shepard". Her tone of voice when saying that line is never not funny.
You can also find random dialogs between the characters. Once i entered javik's room and got him talking with tali about her romance with shephard. Really cool
a telltale game about garrus time as the guardian angel would be awsome or a telltale game where each episode follows a diferent squad mate in there individual stories between mass effect 1 and 2
Thank you, EDI.
Just ah... Get a room of get out. -garrus 2012
I find it funny when Javik says, "I don't understand"
I like the first one with James, when EDI makes the comment about how they became involved in ME2
I love EDI's subtlety when James asked what was happening, my god!!!
You just know quarians have good looking bodies under the suit. Tali is fuckin sexy