Still have skyrim, far cry 2 and 3 Zelda skyward sword, jack and daxter both killzone and resistance series! You don't need to play mass effect uncanny valley andromeda!
@@steelbear2063 Bioware is a shell of what it used to be. Anyone who's responsible for the good old Bioware games that we used to love has left and moved on.
I really want Bioware to contribute to the next Force Unleashed project if we ever get one. What I have in mind specifically is different from the traditional approach the game takes, allowing Starkiller to either save the Rebellion or betray it. Depending on your selection, Juno will either support your actions, or criticize them.
I never quite realized how awful it would be to be with Liara at first, break up with her after coming back, *_drag her along while you and Tali build up ungodly amounts of sexual tension, knowing full-well she still cant get over you,_* and then have Edi drop that bomb on her in the middle of a stressful mission. Talk about destroying someone.
EDI: You have been cucked. Liara: I kno- EDI: In exquisite detail- Liara: I'LL POST YOUR PORN PREFERENCES ON THE EXTRANET EDI: My preferences are Jeff, this is not a speculative item. Liara: Drat. My Trump card, foiled.
"Every time I play one of these games, these RPGs with branching choices and romances and all these options... You can make different decisions each playthrough... I just make the exact same choices each time, everytime." I definitely can relate to that.
@@DytoxPrime Yep. The exact one seen in the video, in fact. I had a good laugh seeing it when I was browsing the merch store during the N7 day sale (of which I used to buy a nice N7 thermo mug). Last I saw (about a week ago), it was out of stock tho. I also saw a Garrus one on the merch store, which really made me crack up lmao
Wait, it’s not the ending! I’ve turned the game off after the “good ride” comments always. Now I know why I haven’t been getting any star child scenes.
Honestly, Ashley views Tali in a kind of a sisterly way and actually takes it pretty good if you end up with Tali. You can find this out if you talk to her in the hospital (in 3) if you had romanced her in first game and then switched to Tali.
@@Just_your_average_degenerate well i played ME3 as my first game in the series when i was 14, and she was the first female character youre introduced too. she doesnt have the racist remarks in 3 from what i recall, so i found her a good pick. but in future playthroughs ive always gone for liara. i find the mature and warm nature of her character more attractive in my later years .
"You're getting your ass kicked by the Drell equivalent of a cancer patient" This is even funnier if you've read the third Mass Effect book where Kai Leng 1v5'd heavy armored turians SHIRTLESS "I don't know how you do this pistol-only thing, Tali. It's a pain in the ass." Welcome to adept playthrough haha
Cortez details how he's lost EVERYONE Shepard "don't kill yourself" The depth of this man's empathy knows no bounds Also 10:14 made me laugh way too hard
I found Traynor to be the unnecessary one tbh. They gave her 400+ IQ for stuff EDI could've done in a millisecond. All I remember from convos with her was something about a toothbrush (which actually became useful in the DLC lmao) and her liking working in a lab all day or some shit. I really wish there was an option to bring Kelly back to the ship.
@Tonberry normalisation propaganda in a game that had options for gay and lesbian romance from the 1st instalment? Also not sure why gay people would need "normalisation propaganda" as if gay people werent part of the human race from the get go lmao if you were so shelteted youve never encountered them before its not exactly their fault is it
I must ask how extensive your meme folder is; I feel like it will be a relic to future generations to help understand what happened before the nukes went off.
Out of town for work so I can't check exactly but I've got stuff I've been holding on to for years on the off chance that they fit somewhere someday...
@@Pongsifu I understand that to a degree, I keep dumb GIFs on my phone so I can send them to my wife and friends if an extremely specific conversation comes up. But either you have a ton of patience or a meticulous meme folder cause I get dissatisfied after looking for a few seconds and just write my response.
@@Pongsifu what i want to know is how you keep track of everything in your meme folders, like the most random shit happens and you got the perfect meme for it. Do you just remember every single one perfectly?
You didn't show the true saddest moment, when Tali says "I have a home." during the last mission. Too bad Mass Effect 3 Legendary Edition didn't remaster the multiplayer too. At the same time I wouldn't trust EA not to add 3x the monetization to it. I think the multiplayer, if it kept the same system of crates and credits that can be earned though game instead of money it would be fine. The original ME3 multilayer still has players to this day and it's pretty active.
Hey man don’t forget that Jedi game they made which wasn’t a huge cash grab but a fantastic story driven game, though I do perfectly understand what you’re saying but have faith. Also I recently finished the mass effect series and it was a masterpiece, because before my #1 game was RDR2 but Mass effect just kicked it off it’s podium so damn fast it probably could be the video game version of quicksilver. I teared up so many times playing that series, Tali for life.
@@mr_eden7572 Anthem failing and Jedi Fallen Order succeeding convincing EA to shift from games as a service back to single player focused games was one of the only good things to happen in this timeline.
@@Pongsifu thanks for replying really made my day :) To be honest I think the new mass effect will be a fantastic one ( I pray to god so ) as they learnt their mistakes from the mass effect 3 ending and the dumpster fire that andromeda was and be faithful as well as respectful to both the fans and the series. Also Pongsifu I think your going to have to wait for that Tali pillow to restock, but I hear the garrus pillow only has I think 1 left in stock so there is that.
Your videos are something else, for real. Never encountered something that comes even close to it. It's probably not for everyone, but you deserve way more credit than what you already have.
Because they kept fucking it up. Did you know that they even ruined the No Choice ending? The official, in universe, twitter account confirmed that the people of the next cycle just made one of the three choices.
@@GrugGangGrugGang Eh, people were a bit bandwagon-y over exactly how bad the ending was. It was wasn't amazing, but the entire trilogy was about stopping the Reapers, and you're surprised all three endings were about stopping the Reapers? I'm genuinely curious what other kind of ending you would want.
@@FalonGrey How about endings that your choices throughout the series had an affect on, or at least in ME3. It's not about the three endings being about stopping the reapers that it was bad, and you're either ignorant or playing ignorant if you think that's the case. Stop it, you're better than that. Either ignore the discussion or at bare minimum go into it with good faith and not create an utterly blatant strawman.
@@theworstcatholic7247 This isn't bad faith, ignorance, or a strawman. I'm simply, genuinely asking for someone to provide a better ending than what we got. I've seen plenty of "the ending is horrible, our choices should have mattered!" tripe you just said, but never an actual layout for an ending better than what we got. I'm not saying the ending was spectacular beyond all imagination, but the lack of any real answer to a replacement speaks a lot. You said something about "endings that your choices throughout the series". Okay, in what way? People act like the endings are all the same, but even having a different amount of war assets changes the Destroy ending drastically.
I know I'm a bit late to the party but never stop what you're doing Pong, you're one of the best UA-camrs on this site and we need more people like you!
Always thought the final conversation with Anderson would have been a fantastic end point to the story before an epilogue. All the ending had to be was the discussion with Anderson, winning/losing against the reapers depending on readiness, crew lost depending on quests done like in 2, a scene of the surviving crew together, and then a final scene with Shepard and the love interest that was maybe a little in the future to show they're still together.
There is a mod for it actually, fortunately. Not how they are in future but at least the other parts u mentioned can happen. Also, u can get a long final conversation from Anderson through Anderson final convo restored. Trust me, it is way emotional than the base one.
@@jonathangarner4420 A Mass Effect without Drew Karpyshn, Casey Hudson or just a good team in general unrestricted by EAs creative control will never live up to the original trilogy that was the last hoorah of old Bioware before EA destroyed the studio with insane deadlines, creative restrictions pushing towards monetization and market research. EA's Bioware will never produce a good Mass Effect game.
I wasn't ready for Joker cracking his hands like that and I never thought about it until now as I also played these games extensively. That was funny as hell.
As much as I adore and love the energy that Tali/Shepard have when they're together, I'm convinced that BioWare intended Liara to be Shepard's canon love interest. That being said, I don't know why Liara refers to you as just friends until like, halfway through ME3 even after being exclusive to her through the first 2 games.
Especially after she had an entire expansion based on becoming the Shadow Broker. The biggest source of information in the entire galaxy. The sheer amount of main character energy that Liara radiates is enough to create a black hole. Also her being the only character we see the face of in the ME4 teaser.
Well they probably had the idea she would be a mainstay since 1 but more than likely didn't intend for Tali to be so popular. You can tell the writers had fun with Tali and she matches better with Shepard on many levels I don't think Liara could. It may have been an internal thing where they were just committed to the original plan of Liara having more canon relevance to Shepard even though with Tali, there time together feels much more personal as compared to Liara who has relevance across the board that's not just with Shepard. Tali all the way for me though. It does make me wonder what the new game is gonna be like since I feel like Liara will more than likely be a few more centuries older unless events pick right back up after 3
Javik surrounded by Spongebobs and the Gunnery Sergeant lecture put over the final assault were my favorite parts. Now you just need to find enough memes to fit in Andrmeda...
Man, following along with you on this trilogy was a breath of fresh air. Really gave me some more fond memories of it. Looking forward to watching whatever you play next, keep up the immaculate S+ tier work!
Was about to sleep... but damn that this came out. LOL Also gotta say, the Citadel DLC was a living hell on Insanity. How many times I had to restart over and over with the pistol only moment. Along with the ending fight of the DLC was hell. Like brutal! I lost count how many times I died. And the 'final boss' too... ugh..
Get a better gaming chair, scrub lol In all seriousness, I found that spamming Biotic Charge with Vanguard (with max Shield recharge bonus) is prob the easiest class for the DLC. In fact, I've beaten the final boss fight on insanity without dying using Nova+Charge spam.
Well the pistol is powerful if you have an ability that slows time down and aiming at there chest. Infiltrator has it built in with the zooming, soldiers have that adrenaline power. But, even then you have to be moving constantly to avoid the grenade spam. I could actually see engineer being powerful against the CAT mercs and the Clone.
Amazing, the only thing that would have made me love it more is if when Thane was fighting the bargain-bin cyborg is if both their shoes were squeaking like crazy. That Saitama katana chomp was *Chefs kiss* (I might have been shouting at the screen for Shepard to do that and you didn't disappoint :D )
As a huge mass effect fan and not getting any love from the fan base for a while, this made me feel full of laughter and joy you definitely earn a sub ❤️
Always go with the red ending, cause it shows/hints at Shepherd surviving. This means that after the war Shepherd linked up with Tali again and they spent the rest of their lives living peacefully on the Quarian homeworld. This does mean the Geth have to die, but it's possible they could be rebuilt in some way.
22:19 Considering the nonsense Shepard gets up to, making a memorial plaque for him in advance seems like a good idea. Nearly every mission he almost gets himself killed.
I patiently await every monthly upload from you with utter enthusiasm, by far my favorite creator on the platform. 10/10 Would pay to drink a beer with you and exchange meme archives.
I will never get over how I fully called the Shepard clone thing way before ME3 even came out in my fanfic. Someone called me stupid for it. But would TIM HONESTLY just put his eggs all in one basket?! It's petty as hell but I'm taking my win. And I'm happy the algorithm blessed me with your videos today, Sifu.
There's something I gotta say and its thank God you put not only the memes in here but if its some music you put the name of the music used so many damn times I've wonder what the hell something is and had to hope with little success what the music is so I thank you for that.
Mass Effect? Check Witty Commentary? Check Tali Romance? Check SAO Abridged? Check It's official this is now one of my favorite channels. Why has UA-cam hidden you from me for so long!?!
Too bad this is where the series ended and there are no more Mass Effect games 🥲
Considering how Bioware is these days having no more mass effect games is a blessing in disguise. Wouldnt want to be Andromeda´d again
Well Andromeda jokes aside, Mass Effect 4 is coming
Still have skyrim, far cry 2 and 3
Zelda skyward sword, jack and daxter both killzone and resistance series!
You don't need to play mass effect uncanny valley andromeda!
@@steelbear2063 Bioware is a shell of what it used to be. Anyone who's responsible for the good old Bioware games that we used to love has left and moved on.
You could do andromeda for some silly meme jokes
"SHE IS REAL TO ME" star killer said calmly
already a great start to a video with a good laugh
Litteraly me and my girlfriend rn
I really want Bioware to contribute to the next Force Unleashed project if we ever get one.
What I have in mind specifically is different from the traditional approach the game takes, allowing Starkiller to either save the Rebellion or betray it.
Depending on your selection, Juno will either support your actions, or criticize them.
The Wrath of Starkiller
Where do I get a tali body pillow....
I like how Shepard is this well respected commander but also just has a Quarian fetish going for him
Can you blame him
@@buggy5258 nosh, thighs like that
@@butcherpete8577 nosh man.
you know it. Quarians got dem curves like no ones business.
Tali'Zorahs voice has been giving humans a Quarian Fetish since 2007.
I never quite realized how awful it would be to be with Liara at first, break up with her after coming back, *_drag her along while you and Tali build up ungodly amounts of sexual tension, knowing full-well she still cant get over you,_* and then have Edi drop that bomb on her in the middle of a stressful mission.
Talk about destroying someone.
Yeah that Reaper beam probably felt like a mercy at the end of all of this lol
Fun story: that was my first ever playthrough. So the canon one, as far as I'm concerned.
I like to treat liara as another BFF like Garrus, i think it fits her more than being a lover.
She dose know before hand as she'll ask about her
EDI: You have been cucked.
Liara: I kno-
EDI: In exquisite detail-
Liara: I'LL POST YOUR PORN PREFERENCES ON THE EXTRANET
EDI: My preferences are Jeff, this is not a speculative item.
Liara: Drat. My Trump card, foiled.
"Every time I play one of these games, these RPGs with branching choices and romances and all these options... You can make different decisions each playthrough... I just make the exact same choices each time, everytime."
I definitely can relate to that.
Yep even on first play throughs you reload a save when something bad happens
Nods in NCR ending for FNV.
@thecrimsoncommando3875 yes man for me it's always fun having both the ncr and legion absolutely hate my courier
It's not like I changed as a person in the last few months after all
A Renegade run would be easier if it didn't turn you into a sociopath in ME3
It's taking all my power to not acquire a Tali bodypillow
It's on the official Bioware merch store too...
@@jonathanoriley8260 It is?!
@@DytoxPrime Yep. The exact one seen in the video, in fact. I had a good laugh seeing it when I was browsing the merch store during the N7 day sale (of which I used to buy a nice N7 thermo mug). Last I saw (about a week ago), it was out of stock tho.
I also saw a Garrus one on the merch store, which really made me crack up lmao
@@jonathanoriley8260 They know and bussines is boomin for them.
I bought one and sleep with it every night
You acknowledging the Citadel DLC as the head-canon ending was an unexpected gem.
I'm sure bioware themselves considers Citadel DLC as the Head Canon ending at this point
If you visit the Mass Effect subreddit, half of the fanbase considers the Citadel DLC the ending.
Wait, it’s not the ending! I’ve turned the game off after the “good ride” comments always.
Now I know why I haven’t been getting any star child scenes.
@@angel8fingers Mass Effect Happy Ending Mod's and Citadel Epilogue Mod's are a literal godsend.
@@peach1205wait what, theres a mod for a better ending? Where?
As someone that hasn't play Mass Effect, I don't know what is actually edited in.
So all of this is cannon and 100% true for me
Okay this really made me laugh 😂😂😂
Then what are you doing here? Go and play the trilogy!!
That's not a bad thing
Play it!
Same here. When Pong is making montages of games I haven't played, I can't even point on what is real part of the game and what is added by Pong.
"Where do I go, tiny Bryson?" For some reason that broke me. Best line ever. The delivery! Perfect.
Da. Fuck.
@@brysonharrison5698 What's the problem, Tiny Bryson?
Same
Literally perfect expression on Shepard's face for that lol
Yea Liara may have gotten emotionally wrecked but imagine being Ashley and seeing Shepard pick TWO aliens over you. E M O T I O N A L D A M A G E.
Honestly, Ashley views Tali in a kind of a sisterly way and actually takes it pretty good if you end up with Tali. You can find this out if you talk to her in the hospital (in 3) if you had romanced her in first game and then switched to Tali.
@@ethansenter5298 but I mean who actually romance’s Ashley
@@Just_your_average_degenerate me when i was 14....man have i grown up XD
@@zyphar7323 why did you romance her?
@@Just_your_average_degenerate well i played ME3 as my first game in the series when i was 14, and she was the first female character youre introduced too. she doesnt have the racist remarks in 3 from what i recall, so i found her a good pick. but in future playthroughs ive always gone for liara. i find the mature and warm nature of her character more attractive in my later years .
Tali just gonna flex on Liara about riding the Shepherd train after she got bodied by the Shadow Broker.
As is tradition
And EDI just twists the knife for funsies...
Who got bodied?
I see you're a man of culture too!
Tali romance - check
Also using the optimal squad of Tali and Garrus
Truly the best squad there is.
@@hellothere3861 The most loyal squadmembers! Always with Shep!
Liara and Javik are the better. They actually have funny commentaries.
Tali and Garrus since ME1. DREAM TEAM
Wrex & Liara = optimal squadmate in ME1
Pongsifu's meme database and comedic timing is godlike, some references used are just on point! Amazing work!
the baldwin one was amazing
The part at 8:15 with Timmy's dad killed me 😂
Windows startup sound for Legion's death
He is great. Underrated as heck
among us=funny ok sure
Having Shinji standing at Ash's bedside is a whole another level of hate Haha
As usual, your content is fantastic!
Oh great heavens!
That shit broke me lmfao
Could you explain?
@@trueomen5017 um, I'd recomend you look up "Shinji at Asuka's bedside" and google will provide the explanation in depth haha
Prank em John
"Here's Detroit."
Blatant warzone.
"And here's Detroit after the attack."
Blatant warzone with a tiny Reaper walking around.
Fucking dead.
"James, meet your replacement"
Truer words has never been spoken.
"You mix up your shots?" "You Alec Baldwin over there?" Omg 😂
pongsifu truly a madlad
I wasn't ready for that. I damn near keeled over from laughing.
I was drinking a Dr Pepper, inhaled half of it.
"You're getting your ass kicked by the Drell equivalent of a cancer patient"
This is even funnier if you've read the third Mass Effect book where Kai Leng 1v5'd heavy armored turians SHIRTLESS
"I don't know how you do this pistol-only thing, Tali. It's a pain in the ass."
Welcome to adept playthrough haha
Didn't he also eat Anderson's cereal and urinate on his plants?
@@lukedeakin7124 shhh we don't talk about Deception. It doesn't exist. Never has. Never will. But yes.
@@kappapride6332 look, Idc if it's stupid it's the funniest thing I've ever heard about Mass Effect
@@lukedeakin7124 I agree 100% lol
Try going no weapons mass effect 3 engineer.
Wow-Zero Dislikes. This is obviously your best video yet!
@What are you reading? youtube got rid of dislikes
They stopped showing the dislike count.
this video has 32 dislikes at the time of posting this comment
this video has 52 dislikes at the time of posting this comment
dumbass kids don't get sarcasm
I do love how the squadmate and shep relentlessly flirt during the geth dreadnought. Whether its Tali or the wrong one.
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite video on the Citadel.
Cortez details how he's lost EVERYONE
Shepard "don't kill yourself"
The depth of this man's empathy knows no bounds
Also 10:14 made me laugh way too hard
I know right? Never gave it much thought, but it would make sense with his condition.
@Meme Frog Bad BioWare definitely got worse in recent years.
I found Traynor to be the unnecessary one tbh. They gave her 400+ IQ for stuff EDI could've done in a millisecond. All I remember from convos with her was something about a toothbrush (which actually became useful in the DLC lmao) and her liking working in a lab all day or some shit. I really wish there was an option to bring Kelly back to the ship.
@Tonberry normalisation propaganda in a game that had options for gay and lesbian romance from the 1st instalment?
Also not sure why gay people would need "normalisation propaganda" as if gay people werent part of the human race from the get go lmao if you were so shelteted youve never encountered them before its not exactly their fault is it
@@aw2584 Did it though? I thought it was just Liara.
Dude, the Shinji part was so messed up and funny at the same time:D Love your videos!
it was hella funny
i physically recoiled and yelled "NooOOOOOoooooOOO!"
could you explain the joke?
@@trueomen5017 in the eva movie shinji jerks off to a person in coma
@@joonaspenttila201 holy fuck.
I must ask how extensive your meme folder is; I feel like it will be a relic to future generations to help understand what happened before the nukes went off.
Out of town for work so I can't check exactly but I've got stuff I've been holding on to for years on the off chance that they fit somewhere someday...
@@Pongsifu I understand that to a degree, I keep dumb GIFs on my phone so I can send them to my wife and friends if an extremely specific conversation comes up. But either you have a ton of patience or a meticulous meme folder cause I get dissatisfied after looking for a few seconds and just write my response.
@@Pongsifu best to have it and not need it than need it and not have it eh?
@Anon Lahey Yes your comment is.
@@Pongsifu what i want to know is how you keep track of everything in your meme folders, like the most random shit happens and you got the perfect meme for it.
Do you just remember every single one perfectly?
I've patiently waited for this masterpiece.
I died at you calling the vorcha a "sapient fruit fly". That's perfect!
Those are some very violent fruit flies.
Vorcha aren’t people
when the warhead speech broke out as the fleet attacked, I burst out laughing. this is golden.
Especially "or the planet behind your target part" 😂
I was wondering how deep into ME does this guy go. This edit answered it nicely.
TALI ALWAYS WINS
HER VOICE IS LIKE THE UNIVERSE SINGIIIINNNGGG TO MEEEEEE
Your editing skills are God like, like always homie.
Taking Liara on that mission with Tali... You absolute monster.
No lie, doing a whole separate run of ME trilogy just so I have one that has Tali as Waifu. The True run of ME.
"Hold on anderson...I heard something sus in the vent" sent me. Laughing in the first minute well done.
You didn't show the true saddest moment, when Tali says "I have a home." during the last mission.
Too bad Mass Effect 3 Legendary Edition didn't remaster the multiplayer too. At the same time I wouldn't trust EA not to add 3x the monetization to it. I think the multiplayer, if it kept the same system of crates and credits that can be earned though game instead of money it would be fine. The original ME3 multilayer still has players to this day and it's pretty active.
Hey man don’t forget that Jedi game they made which wasn’t a huge cash grab but a fantastic story driven game, though I do perfectly understand what you’re saying but have faith. Also I recently finished the mass effect series and it was a masterpiece, because before my #1 game was RDR2 but Mass effect just kicked it off it’s podium so damn fast it probably could be the video game version of quicksilver. I teared up so many times playing that series, Tali for life.
@@mr_eden7572 Anthem failing and Jedi Fallen Order succeeding convincing EA to shift from games as a service back to single player focused games was one of the only good things to happen in this timeline.
@@Pongsifu thanks for replying really made my day :) To be honest I think the new mass effect will be a fantastic one ( I pray to god so ) as they learnt their mistakes from the mass effect 3 ending and the dumpster fire that andromeda was and be faithful as well as respectful to both the fans and the series. Also Pongsifu I think your going to have to wait for that Tali pillow to restock, but I hear the garrus pillow only has I think 1 left in stock so there is that.
@@mr_eden7572 I release this video and the Tali body pillow is sold out. Coincidence???
@@Pongsifu I wanted to buy one, I blame you for this.
Pong has such taste, Tali legit is best girl.
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Your videos are something else, for real. Never encountered something that comes even close to it. It's probably not for everyone, but you deserve way more credit than what you already have.
He kinda reminds me a lil of zanny. But with his own spin on things of course
I didn't even need to watch to drop a like I will always stand with another Tali appreciator.
All these years and DLCs, and the hate for the ending is still going.
Good.
Because they kept fucking it up. Did you know that they even ruined the No Choice ending? The official, in universe, twitter account confirmed that the people of the next cycle just made one of the three choices.
@@GrugGangGrugGang Eh, people were a bit bandwagon-y over exactly how bad the ending was. It was wasn't amazing, but the entire trilogy was about stopping the Reapers, and you're surprised all three endings were about stopping the Reapers? I'm genuinely curious what other kind of ending you would want.
Literally any ending would have been panned
@@FalonGrey How about endings that your choices throughout the series had an affect on, or at least in ME3. It's not about the three endings being about stopping the reapers that it was bad, and you're either ignorant or playing ignorant if you think that's the case. Stop it, you're better than that. Either ignore the discussion or at bare minimum go into it with good faith and not create an utterly blatant strawman.
@@theworstcatholic7247 This isn't bad faith, ignorance, or a strawman. I'm simply, genuinely asking for someone to provide a better ending than what we got. I've seen plenty of "the ending is horrible, our choices should have mattered!" tripe you just said, but never an actual layout for an ending better than what we got. I'm not saying the ending was spectacular beyond all imagination, but the lack of any real answer to a replacement speaks a lot. You said something about "endings that your choices throughout the series". Okay, in what way? People act like the endings are all the same, but even having a different amount of war assets changes the Destroy ending drastically.
I know I'm a bit late to the party but never stop what you're doing Pong, you're one of the best UA-camrs on this site and we need more people like you!
My god, the shinji part had me laughing for a good while
Always thought the final conversation with Anderson would have been a fantastic end point to the story before an epilogue. All the ending had to be was the discussion with Anderson, winning/losing against the reapers depending on readiness, crew lost depending on quests done like in 2, a scene of the surviving crew together, and then a final scene with Shepard and the love interest that was maybe a little in the future to show they're still together.
There is a mod for it actually, fortunately. Not how they are in future but at least the other parts u mentioned can happen. Also, u can get a long final conversation from Anderson through Anderson final convo restored. Trust me, it is way emotional than the base one.
@@proyashnarayanchoudhury2567 whats the name of that mod?
@@javiercarrete2106 Anderson Final Conversation Restored
You turned Mordin's sad death scene incredibly funny 🤣
The dude nukem dynamite throw or Mr Turner saying it was his office?
Sucks that there are no more Mass Effect games after this to make videos about.
Am sad.
These were hilarious.
I mean mass effect 4 is coming so you're wish is granted
@@jonathangarner4420
A Mass Effect without Drew Karpyshn, Casey Hudson or just a good team in general unrestricted by EAs creative control will never live up to the original trilogy that was the last hoorah of old Bioware before EA destroyed the studio with insane deadlines, creative restrictions pushing towards monetization and market research.
EA's Bioware will never produce a good Mass Effect game.
A masterpiece, well worth the wait. Your Mass Effect series is what introduced me to your channel, and I'm so glad it did :)
I wasn't ready for Joker cracking his hands like that and I never thought about it until now as I also played these games extensively. That was funny as hell.
Kalros was a missed opportunity for the "They are sinking cities with a giant worm Anya" from Gears of War 2
This whole video was a masterpiece as usual but that Sword Art Online Abridged line was just perfection
It's like a dream that you look forward to every night to repeat and never end. That's me waiting for Pongsifu videos.
As much as I adore and love the energy that Tali/Shepard have when they're together, I'm convinced that BioWare intended Liara to be Shepard's canon love interest. That being said, I don't know why Liara refers to you as just friends until like, halfway through ME3 even after being exclusive to her through the first 2 games.
Especially after she had an entire expansion based on becoming the Shadow Broker. The biggest source of information in the entire galaxy. The sheer amount of main character energy that Liara radiates is enough to create a black hole. Also her being the only character we see the face of in the ME4 teaser.
Well they probably had the idea she would be a mainstay since 1 but more than likely didn't intend for Tali to be so popular. You can tell the writers had fun with Tali and she matches better with Shepard on many levels I don't think Liara could. It may have been an internal thing where they were just committed to the original plan of Liara having more canon relevance to Shepard even though with Tali, there time together feels much more personal as compared to Liara who has relevance across the board that's not just with Shepard. Tali all the way for me though. It does make me wonder what the new game is gonna be like since I feel like Liara will more than likely be a few more centuries older unless events pick right back up after 3
@@Soulferno I hope it's only been a few years after 3.
See I thought I was buggin that she friendzoned me 😂 Immediately went to Tali
I just want that video alone of Starkiller with the Tali'Zorah body pillow as a stand alone vid. That is bloody brilliant
Javik surrounded by Spongebobs and the Gunnery Sergeant lecture put over the final assault were my favorite parts.
Now you just need to find enough memes to fit in Andrmeda...
Doesn't exist
I like how he added in Kirito's inner dialogue after smashing Asuna
The fucking Shinji cut over Ashley was uncalled for and hilarious.
Nearly died when I saw the wife text. Your videos are the best! 😂😂
Watching shinji standing ominously next to ash was INCREDIBLY unnerving
Good job Pong
proud of you
The sad Liara face at 10:47 killed me! 😆😭
I actually feel bad for her if I'm being honest
Truly an underrated creator. I absolutely love the editing. This man is a hero
Sadly, there were no more Mass Effect games after this.
Wait isn't there a another game call a-
@@justaguy3987 I don't know what you are talking about...
You can’t have another game if the protagonist is at the bar
I don't know why but that little 'whoosh' as Aria entered the frame absolutely killed me.
You are without a doubt my favorite youtube creator, seriously I cant compare anyone to you.
Man, following along with you on this trilogy was a breath of fresh air. Really gave me some more fond memories of it. Looking forward to watching whatever you play next, keep up the immaculate S+ tier work!
This clearly a masterpiece - there are no dislikes! Not a single one!
Destroy is the only correct choice cuz it gives you a chance to build a house on Rannoch with Tali.
Was about to sleep... but damn that this came out. LOL
Also gotta say, the Citadel DLC was a living hell on Insanity. How many times I had to restart over and over with the pistol only moment. Along with the ending fight of the DLC was hell. Like brutal! I lost count how many times I died.
And the 'final boss' too... ugh..
Get a better gaming chair, scrub lol
In all seriousness, I found that spamming Biotic Charge with Vanguard (with max Shield recharge bonus) is prob the easiest class for the DLC. In fact, I've beaten the final boss fight on insanity without dying using Nova+Charge spam.
Really? but that pistol is so strong, just aim for headshots, and as for the final boss, just back away when he's about to kill you
Well the pistol is powerful if you have an ability that slows time down and aiming at there chest. Infiltrator has it built in with the zooming, soldiers have that adrenaline power. But, even then you have to be moving constantly to avoid the grenade spam. I could actually see engineer being powerful against the CAT mercs and the Clone.
0:03 THEY ARE REAL TO ME!! 🤣🤣🤣
I respect your playthrough style with the same choices each time.. since I do the same thing every time and it's still good 4Head
Amazing, the only thing that would have made me love it more is if when Thane was fighting the bargain-bin cyborg is if both their shoes were squeaking like crazy.
That Saitama katana chomp was *Chefs kiss* (I might have been shouting at the screen for Shepard to do that and you didn't disappoint :D )
when he said that every playthrough he makes the same decisions, i was like of course Tali is the only one who mattered
Isn’t she though?
not enough people appreciate the work you put into these
Holy shit I laughed so hard, everything from the vents to shinj how tf are you so good bro. Don't kill yourself.
As a huge mass effect fan and not getting any love from the fan base for a while, this made me feel full of laughter and joy you definitely earn a sub ❤️
20:59
that's such a good edit. and pretty much sums up everyone after hearing that theory
And now I want a Andromeda playthrough, your sacrifice will be appreciated
Always go with the red ending, cause it shows/hints at Shepherd surviving.
This means that after the war Shepherd linked up with Tali again and they spent the rest of their lives living peacefully on the Quarian homeworld.
This does mean the Geth have to die, but it's possible they could be rebuilt in some way.
Tali's hips were carrying the franchise since 2007
22:19 Considering the nonsense Shepard gets up to, making a memorial plaque for him in advance seems like a good idea. Nearly every mission he almost gets himself killed.
FINALLLLLYLLYYYYYYYY, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS CONCLUSION SINCE YOU POSTED THE FIRST ONE!!!!!
IT WAS REAL TO ME! Man mass effect and the force unleashed in the thumbnail? UA-cam had no choice but to put ya in front of the masses. Well played
Tali is scientifically AND religiously proven to be Best Girl
Edi roasting Liara like that about Shep and Tali was classic
I patiently await every monthly upload from you with utter enthusiasm, by far my favorite creator on the platform. 10/10 Would pay to drink a beer with you and exchange meme archives.
I will never get over how I fully called the Shepard clone thing way before ME3 even came out in my fanfic. Someone called me stupid for it. But would TIM HONESTLY just put his eggs all in one basket?! It's petty as hell but I'm taking my win. And I'm happy the algorithm blessed me with your videos today, Sifu.
The editing wizard returns!
There's something I gotta say and its thank God you put not only the memes in here but if its some music you put the name of the music used so many damn times I've wonder what the hell something is and had to hope with little success what the music is so I thank you for that.
2023 and Tali‘s still the best romance
ME3 has some of the greatest soundtracks I have ever heard in my life
8:58 I thought about this moment for 3 days and couldn’t remember what video it was from… I am now satisfied!
Had to rush through 3 to be safe of spoilers to make sure to watch this master piece
Commenting that the ugly planet looks like gears made me realize how funny a co-op series of that game would be from you
Got head and a new pongsifu video came out. Probably one of the best days of my life.
This guy has a 1000TB of DB purely made of quality meme materials.
Oh my god Starkiller screaming at Vader with the Tali body pillow made me laugh so fucking hard
Tali is objectively the correct choice
I completely forgot about the final boss murauder shields until you brought it up and I laughed my ass off just like the first time I saw it.
Amazing work once again father. Love the Shawn bit
Mass Effect? Check
Witty Commentary? Check
Tali Romance? Check
SAO Abridged? Check
It's official this is now one of my favorite channels. Why has UA-cam hidden you from me for so long!?!
Tali is best girl Pongsifu is a man of culture
Those Tremors references XD I thought I was the only one who's seen that movie, bro
Love your editing. Sometimes i dont even know if its in Game or edited by you. Truly fantastic
14:57 well that deserves a like
You accidently shooting star child broke me more than any other joke for some reason