XFM The Ricky Gervais Show Series 1 Episode 2 - Dirty lezza ostriches
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- Опубліковано 27 сер 2024
- The Ricky Gervais Show Broadcast 17th November 2001.
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Man moth.. Biggest legend on UA-cam??
yeah
fact
@@gordonsloan4332 does anyone listen to Russell Brand on 6 music with Karl? Steve and Ricky go on for interviews as well. On UA-cam
Biggest eyes
He's secretly Ricky
This is one of the best episodes!!! Love the childish inuendos hahahaha
Don’t know how people don’t like Steve
They do though
I know. It's the dumb people who side with Karl because his occasional unusual view and inadvertent aphorisms make them feel less dumb.
RationalAxis fucking who tho?
Yeah, it's just so arbitrary
Yeah it's when people act like you have to pick a side with either Ricky Steve or Karl... even though they are all mates (and still are, there's been no argument or falling out, just went down different creative paths). Personally I think all 3 perfectly compliment eachother and are geniuses in their own rights
I love when Karl says Wayne King, gets me every time.
I love Karl going “is it going to be like this ALL day?”
My Korean manager's name in Wayne Kang. Still gets me
Anyone still falling asleep to these? It’s been 15 years.
22
2024 gang
Word!
You need something to fall asleep with because you are afraid of being alone with your own thoughts. It's very important to your mental balance and growth to sit and meditate on your thoughts for at least 10 minutes per day.
Stop running away.
@@Gecko....impossible. My adhd prohibits that idea
These first shows are so childish and puerile I love them. I was 13 when they were broadcast and I can only imagine how much I'd have loved these at the time!
I listened to them when I was about 14, and I loved them
Bruh I wish someone got me on these when I was like 15-18
"What were you watching that for?"
"Yeah, weirdo."
Ricky- "no ones gonna complain about this"
fast forward to future episode where they say this was their 1 upheld complaint.
lmao
i love these guys, they're the perfect trio
The Holy Trinity
Man Moth's page is like some secret hidden pocket of UA-cam, away from the usual trolls, illiterates and reprobates that usually end up on comments.
The Curmudgeon Unless you make any comments at all critical of how un-PC these shows are. They certainly get triggered and come out of the woodwork then lol
😍
he's like something you can buy in Forbidden Planet
I'm all of those things, but still enjoy the channel.
"It's in your eyes" is fucking gold. It's amazing knowing how Karl came about and seeing how quick he was sometimes. I know Ricky "used" him for years but ultimately it was an education in harnessing "talent" that no one else saw (even Karl) and getting the entertainment biz some brilliant naivety that people would love. Cheers to us and thank you Ricky and Karl!
Just about to start what must be my 20th run through of these. I first found out about these on Ricky's website blog (before he Tweeted), and they've provided me with laughter, therapy and comfort ever since. They're almost like a time capsule now, which brings up memories of forgotten celebrities or events, or even things like the birth of Ebay. Long live RSK!
This one is just magical - the birds knobs, comic relief bit. 'You're looking at each other ?!'
Ah so I made this comment two months ago and I'm back. So that's how long it takes me to listen to all the xfm series, podcasts, guide to's... jeez. Wonder what therapy I need
its been another 2 months, where you at gary? lol mental hospital? ;)
+CORNISHDUDE on episode 4 of this season, I mean, amazing. I've realised these sort of keep the insanity away lol
@@dopegar Lol. Exactly. These are therapy.
Just reading up on the 'Lost Episodes', before the November 10th 2001 show, and there appears to be an episode where Karl forgets to turn the microphones on, which is funny enough, but Ricky actually references this episode at 0:08 !
Makes me want to listen to those Sep/Oct shows.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 “what was he before? some snot in a jar!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Leaving this here to see how long it takes to go around again
Moby Dick "The big horrible thing that used to swallow seamen" 8:45 XD
karl sure laughs a lot in the first few episodes
Before the stress :)
Before they break him.
Yes before they break his spirit.
Before he develops his character more.
they wrote in less laughter in later eps 😂
3:17 you can definitely hear Karl belt out laughing in the background 😂
But he was livid 😂
We will never know what Karl was a bit livid about :(
JiayoJames probably his boiler.
i know hahaha livid is such a strong word to use too lol he used it like 3 times
Builders most likely
Tilers starting work at 7am.
@@greggerhdjdjd7888 OVEN.
Just found out about Wayne King - and now I rarely leave the house.
Heh....heh...haha.... hahahaha!!!! Bravo!
Personally I'd make the quote for this episode "dirty lezza ostriches"
+Caroline Ness Haha, that's a great idea! If it wasn't for Karl's robin idea making me chuckle so much, I'd change it to dirty lezza ostriches.
+Man Moth WE ALL KNOW WHO DAD OF ADAM F IS
+Man Moth I always forget it's this episode that's the Robin/Swan/cock episode. I always assume it's something to do with Robin Ince, until now. Personally I'd call it 'I'd never give a Swan a knob!'
Although the Lezza Ostriches suggestion is genius.
Yeah me too I always think it's the one where Karl got tricked into having a drink with him.
We all know whose dad Adam F is. No, we all know whose Adam F dad of. We all of know dads. Do we?
33:30 The moment Ricky almost realises what the show will soon fully become!
ting tong bing bong it's tingin its way up the tube
Not many people know this but Ting Tong Bing Bong is Ho Lee Fuk's sister in law
@@Jimbobiscuit And Ung An That is their Vietnamese friend
Don’t forget their cousins, Hammer and Tongs.
And their local restaurant owner Dux Tung
back round again. just a bit livid always makes me realise this is episode that they had a warning about.
9:55 "Look at Karl's FACE. Look at his FACE!" The way he says that always cracks me up
"Karl, what's your opinion on Wayne King?"
"I don't know his work."
Lol.
“Don’t worry, no one’s gonna complain” famous last words
Thank you for these Man Moth, you are doing the lords work.
*Lords
🤦
26:48 "Get. OFF. ME!" LMFAO KARL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😍😍🤣🤣🤣🤣
15:02 Steve threatening Pudsey always makes me laugh!
8:00 Karl:"Oh come on ..." *music starts*
Love his reaction ahah
is this the episode they got in trouble for? can't believe it's been 9 months since I did the rounds on these! I commented below and it doesn't seem that long
Glad someone posted these vids. These guys help me get though the work day, everyday.
How about you just get on with your work when at work instead of having to have something else to focus on?
It's called work for a reason, this should be in your own time.
Focus, don't relax at work.
@@kygodragon4782who hurt you
I love how every time they mess with Karl you just hear the music suddenly start bc he’s like “ok you’re done”😂
*Need a break from the 2020 madness? Welcome. You won't be disappointed 😆*
He's done you again mate!!
Did you watch Gaylords last night!? 😂
theouter banks oh Karl 😂
...yes
@@WollongongWacko oh ho ho! He's done you!!!!
Gaylords say no is the gag. Saying just gaylords is a pointless joke.
@@dannyboy_dannyboy8274 🤦... Were you... Were you listening to the show?
15:48 "'Aven't really done me."
Lol! Karl is so concerned about making sure everybody knows he's not gay in these early seasons. He has to make sure he tells London "they didn't really get me there"! Hahahaha!
This is one of my 5 favourite episodes.
The episode that caused outrage with the radio authority snobs lol
"You`ve always said to me what do I look like and what do you expect me to do lie" He`s done you again Steve
Freaking hilarious! But, as usual, Karl is a liar. He always just has a go at Steve for no fucking reason lol!
This episode convinced me if i have a son hes getting called wayne. In my case, Wayne keen.
One of the better eps!
One of the funniest episodes
Ah, Beautiful Ones by Suede in the background. One of my favorite songs of all time.
Ricky was Suedes manager at one time.
Ricky "He's used the Yellow" "What's missing is the mugness"
Ricky has started his own podcast again listened for 10 mins just doesn't work without Karl nd Steve
@j mula Come on mate. He is a part of the three piece puzzle. Nothing's the same without Steve's calm quips, Ricky's laugh and Karl being Karl.
“You’re a pervert.” Perfection. 12:50
I love listening to their relationship slowly develop
You were close, you got the first letter correct, but it is not "develop", it is decline.
At the start “with karl who has turned our microphones on. Apparently a few weeks before this (unrecorded) Karl forgot to turn on the microphones for the show.
“If you could give a knob to any bird, what would it be? Call in!”
19:23 Famous last words :p
Does anyone know what came before these first few XFM episodes? It seems like they (meaning Ricky and Steve with Karl) already have an established rapport and they make several references to previous recordings. Like for example Ricky's famous film review definitely already existed before the "first" series. Asking because obviously it would be awesome to hear them starting this process together before they become totally comfortable messing with Karl.
Katherine Parra the first few months of this season weren't salvaged by XFM
I for one would kill to hear Karl's take on 9/11
I soooo wish I could hear their first actually work together!
There's tapes on UA-cam somewhere of really old (well older than this) of Ricky and Steve when they were first on xfm before they had Karl. They make reference to have been 'given Karl' when they came back. My thinking on timeline is them old r&s stuff was before they started to get a bit famous then they came back to xfm and met Karl. There was one old tape I heard where Ricky's on air talking to his mam, think he tricks her into swearing or something before revealing shes live on radio. If there still on here they're worth a listen. Quality is not as good as these but might help your curiosity.
The station got a warning for this episode from Ofcom.
didn't this show also win a bronze at the sony awards?
Cheers Jeff
HE'S
DONE
YOU
A-GAIN
One day I’m gonna buy a lottery ticket and keep it in a yellow mug and win millions, and I’ll go public with my winnings just to credit this episode.
Love steve hes the funniest one!!
.i don't get why they were so worried about swearing but then straight after a song they were swearing as normal? Either way it's hilarious as always. Thank you so much for the uploads!!!!
I know what you mean, it must just be for comic effect. They say a lot swear words I would have thought would have been too harsh for radio though, like the story about Steve's dad calling his mum a twat!
Call in with the bird you'd give a knob to.
Robin wins hands-down; bravo Karl.
Cate Blanchett
Scarlett Johansson
I'd give them to the birds that can't fly. After all these years of feeling insecure, they could finally get their revenge.....and rape the other birds in the ass.
Hilarious how Karl tries to do a joke that's just been done.
Best episode
k what about the episode where we learn about the horse?
Dunno the bald tiger wins it for me
@@jackamodo no
Thank you for uploading these! This is comedy gold!!
Do you like Wayne King?
I like Wayne King the Pianist.
@@kevinflemming1982 are you a fan of Wayne King at home?
I like Wayne King any time. On the bus, in the pub, walking down the street as I head into town.
@@kevinflemming1982 I like Wayne King sitting in a circle with all my bros
@@studkickass513 I agree, I love coming together to Wayne King
3:14 Listen for a laugh from Karl that some might not have detected.
This just reminds me of lunchtimes at school with my mates - it's even funnier because these are grown men talking about this utter shite.
and Karl and Steve NEVER fought again!
“A bit livid.” 😂
“Uglyyy! You’re uglyyy! I’m uglyyy! Uglyyy! A song which means nothing to me”
"Just a robin." when I fell in love with karl 20 years ago.
Searched "lezza", this came up second, after a Russian video. Ricky would be so proud of me.
We had a teacher called Miss Kerr at middle school. She was asked about her brother / Dad/ husband often.
Doesn't it seem like there's a missing episode zero? This is listed as episode two, but Karl mentions a conflict with Steve over the past three weeks. And in the episode listed as number one, right off the bat Karl gets in a dig on Steve and Ricky says something like "Oh he's done you again!". So when did that first dig happen?
"no one's going to complain about this"
Ricky (back announcing the previous songs): Ian Brown, Dolphins were Monkeys. Before that...don't know what that was...
"Do ants sleep, Karl?"
These first episodes are phenomenal
These ain't the first episodes fella, they are the second season.
Please don't pretend you are a fan when you don't know simple things about XFM.
@kygodragon4782
W ⚓
I still don't get the "he's leaving Friday" "Robinson Cruso" bit
lol
1 down, I'm amazed how short these episodes are this early on?!
12:47 The first "play a record."
When the world's gone crazy and everyone seems to hate everyone... coming to these comments soothes the soul
I disagree.
Your opinion ain't fact and therefore you should respect my opinion that you're wrong.
This is before the show became all about Karl
Kendo121 that's bad?
@@User-ge7ni No he's just pointing it out.
Mike Poop 1 year ago
@@User-ge7ni Is that meant to be a response?
Mike Poop I’ll eat a knob at night
If Man Moth ever changes the title of this episode, it has to be "the complaint upheld by the radio authority".
Search for
ORV IL MERCEDES
So you can understand who they are talking about in the Mercedes
This could never ever be on prime time radio at 3pm on a Saturday afternoon nowadays they would be taken straight off the air and could even risk losing their job in a big front page Jeremy clarkson style controversial drama! And it would be misconstrued and the words will be twisted to make it homophobic and transphobic and sexist and racist and any other community who will get offended and make twitter explode
Wow, you are right and this is so sad. Where have those times disappeared to
Sad innit.
BLM
I'd never give a swan a knob.
3:17. KARL LAUGHING RECORD ALL MOMENTS
29:00 - best film review in history
32:30 the first official ‘Karl saying something that makes no sense’ moment
Doing the lord's work you mate ❤ Shane UA-cam music say not available on the app
"If I had to give a nob to any bird"
Go on then, one more time around.
"If I had to give a knob to any bird?" The one question Sir David Attenborough never got asked...
I love how Karl seems to be the more mature one in the episode while the other 2 crack bad innuendos...
Kinda weird how in this episode Ricky and Steve, especially Steve, seem to be so unimpressed with David Bowie
I have listened to every single show and podcast probably 15 to 20 times, and now I'm just starting my second round of COVID-19 re-listening.
And I JUST noticed that for the first time. What you said about them seeming unimpressed with Bowie. It's interesting.
Maybe they only started liking him after they became friends with him
The song Karl was thinking about rather than Jolene bout the guy that chucks himself off a bridge...Stan?
I’m just a bit livid
they seem to reference a couple episdoes prior to thes shows - anyonne know where those episodes are or where to listen?
Probably lost or never recorded. In the "first" episode he mentions the show has been running a few weeks at least so some are missing.
I have them, £800 per episode or three for 2k
Let me know
Ricky changed his stance on puns quite severely years later.
karl thinks steves having a go, but he doesnt realise hes just joking but karl is having a go at steve